1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,360 I had a Trump joke, but I can't say Trump jokes because they just don't work because of the way that I look 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:10,800 I was about I have four Mexican brothers and my mom adopted them and I was like 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:15,840 How'd you abandon me but adopt four from the other team? I know I should have voted for Trump 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,200 It's like everybody's like you did 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,360 Which I did and I voted for Kanye. I wrote his name in on the ballot and that aged arguably worse 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,360 Yeah, Trump is now Trump's loves the Jews 7 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,360 Kanye not so much. Kanye's not wrong about everything but um 8 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:43,360 Moving on. This is the clown college podcast. We're just a couple open micers trying to make our way through the scene 9 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:47,360 Where we interview comedians throughout different stages of their comedy career 10 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,360 No matter if they're open micers, headliners, or traveling comedians 11 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:57,360 I'm here to Jamie 2.0. I just talk a lot more. Damn it Brandon. Go sit in the corner 12 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:05,480 So how you guys doing back for week two hell yeah already exceeding expectations 13 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:10,000 Yeah, we spelled some names wrong and some of the cuts were atrocious 14 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:17,120 Yeah, but don't feel too bad Jalen Dom also pronounced my name wrong and I'm the co-host of the show. So there's that 15 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,640 Jaylon 16 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,200 Even got my name wrong too once with the oh brandon 17 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Always wants to use a oh 18 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,240 Proper way to speak English. All right, you guys are just doing other shit with these ease 19 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,760 Yeah, my mom says she wanted me to be special which luckily 20 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,840 Mission possible 21 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,400 So we got some big news this week 22 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:52,900 JJ hosted his first show on short notice like a backup QB coming in throwing for touchdown. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Will Leavage 23 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:58,900 No, all right. The usual host for homegrown got sick. So I had to step in and it was fun 24 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:02,900 It was a cool experience never hosted before I'm you know, learning some new skills and shit 25 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:08,900 It was cool Dom did two shows in a week back-to-back days and Thursday doubled up 26 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:13,900 Yeah, yeah show but then to open my Thursday was fun. It was the 27 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,900 Jonathan Silver's that dude does these 28 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:18,900 Apartment 29 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:24,900 Complexes and he does shows for them and they pay him and all this and we had ten comedians on there 30 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,900 I'll have to read them cuz they I'm talking about I was the worst one by far 31 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:33,900 But they all killed Jonathan Ty funny Nathan Jinx Sierra Moses Andy Thompson Alex Z 32 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,900 Raina 33 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:41,900 How you say your last name? Kay Hill Kay Hill. All right Roy here Harrison Harrison Harrison Harrison 34 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:46,900 And Ashton Lutz and Ashton went on last and murdered him. He's funny man 35 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:52,900 Yeah, she wouldn't kill him. That was a good that was a good time right there on on Thursday and then met you 36 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,900 We all did shenanigans. Yeah. Yeah, and sang some karaoke 37 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,900 Yeah 38 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:02,900 Lowrider yeah, and then sci-fi was like 39 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:07,900 Jumping up off the table and shit. That was a good night. That was a good night 40 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:11,900 That was a good night. Jaylen fell off the roof fell off the roof. It's on his um 41 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:16,900 On his Instagram Jaylen B underscore 18. That's Jaylen with an E 42 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:21,900 Yeah, just to clarify and it's Jaylen underscore B 18. Yeah, that's what I said 43 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,900 You didn't it's on camera. It's on camera. Play it back Brendan 44 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:29,900 I actually don't know now cuz you're so confident. I thought but I thought I said it right. I probably said it wrong 45 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,900 We'll find out next week 46 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:38,900 We'll come back to this on episode 2 of clown college. Oh, yeah, Nico killed that shit karaoke 47 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:41,900 Oh, Nico killed on karaoke and he killed it on a shenanigans 48 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:43,900 How he didn't get in the top three was criminal 49 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,900 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know 50 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:49,900 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know 51 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:54,900 Nico killed on karaoke and he killed it on a shenanigans how he didn't get in the top three was criminal 52 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:59,900 Well, we know but he murdered. I mean the whole crowd loved him. I thought they were 53 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:08,900 He killed the show Friday too because he took the the opener spot. Yeah. Yeah, the Nikos good man. He's funny 54 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:13,900 No Paris. Oh, yeah on soon coming soon coming soon legend of the game 55 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:19,900 He does the he hosts the Monday night at the shop shop great in the shop can of bar 56 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:26,900 The shop over there. Where's it at South Parkway South Parkway? It's a great. It's a great place to go. Let let off some steam 57 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,900 It's a smoke shop with legal legal 58 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:33,900 Tha Delta H yet. Shout out Matt Batson. Yeah 59 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,020 but uh 60 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:41,900 Yeah, so you gonna tell him about some stories that we had? Oh, yeah, so so Friday I had 61 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:47,500 The show at homegrown and then Dom had a show somewhere else shenanigans shenanigans 62 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:48,620 Oh, yeah 63 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,620 this sci-fi sci-fi show 64 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:56,660 Shout out to sci-fi and we met up afterwards at at a bar in Huntsville 65 00:04:57,340 --> 00:05:02,180 Had a few drinks were feeling good. There's like what like six seven of us out there 66 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:02,660 Yeah 67 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:09,040 All talking and then this couple walks up and they sit down at the table in front of us sci-fi is dancing 68 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:16,300 I forgot what song was playing but he's dancing. We're cutting up having a good time and she decides she wants to get involved in 69 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:24,620 The conversation really involved heavily involved she comes up, you know starts talking starts dancing, but the energy is weird 70 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:31,820 She's she's being pretty strong. She's clearly off like yeah, you'll find out later why she's off 71 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:38,540 And the dude she was with got so mad that she came over there and started talking to us. He just left 72 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:44,540 He just completely just left and she said she's like and then she's explaining it to us. She's like he's not really my dude 73 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:50,100 I have a dude at home, but he's not really my duty forgot about that. Yeah, he's just the dude. I'm dating right now 74 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,900 The bar with another guy 75 00:05:53,900 --> 00:06:01,780 Yeah, you know good character in this woman security BBC thing I had man 76 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:08,780 Was drunk as hell like somebody's mom she kept showing me her kids look at my autistic child 77 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:14,460 Okay, cool, and then she came up whispering my issue like, you know this song and then tried to hug me 78 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:22,100 Why the fuck when I went to pick up my medicine she was the one giving it to me 79 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:28,340 Yeah, she didn't lose a movie and she didn't remember you remember shit man. She's trying to get some of the young Brandon though 80 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:32,460 Yeah, she's probably pocketing pills on the side, dude. I fucked up 81 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:37,660 Yeah, my knees hurt dude 82 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:40,660 Me a little perky. I don't do those things anymore 83 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:45,260 Yeah, never again. So then so then she says all this stuff 84 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:45,760 Yeah 85 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:50,340 She doesn't believe how old we are or especially you know, she was trying to get job 86 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:56,380 She was trying to tear JJ ass up. She was she would have tore anything up. Let's just let's just leave with that 87 00:06:56,380 --> 00:07:01,980 There's no specialty. There's no accomplishment with that. She wanted j. She like she turned around start twerking 88 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:11,180 Yeah, I wasn't looking dude. I was not a fan. No, he wasn't a fan. How old was she do you remember 25 25? 89 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:17,020 Yeah, she was like how old are you and I was like, I'm 21. She was like, no, you're not just kept saying that 90 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:21,500 I was like for a long time to lady. I was born in 2002, you know 91 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:26,700 Y'all from the fucking 1900s and shit and then she she asked you she didn't believe you either 92 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:30,900 I don't know. She might have believed me. She I think she was like I said 35 93 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:38,700 Are old you just don't look old yeah 94 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:46,700 Well half black, you know, so I probably get to about like 50 and then fall downhill fast because the white jeans, you know, I'm 95 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:49,220 Telling me but so she's like 96 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:53,480 She was like don't call me fat, which nobody was even thinking that 97 00:07:54,740 --> 00:08:01,900 She said don't call me fat. I just lost 90 pounds the last person who called me fat. I had somebody shoot up their house 98 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:04,700 I forgot about that. Okay, I just now 99 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:10,500 Got but she can't bring in it. You can't bring it up like going back to you felt like where somebody called you a cunt 100 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,500 You executed 101 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:18,180 Fat is the is the like surface level insult you shut up somebody you had somebody shoot up somebody's house 102 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:24,300 Because they called you fat and she said she literally said the only reason I got off is cuz my dad's a lawyer 103 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:26,940 Where are we going tonight guys? 104 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:35,860 Going we said do you speak French do you speak French? What is all this? We shit you talking about? 105 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:43,380 I will be the one sneaking off 106 00:08:44,180 --> 00:08:50,420 Yeah, the Dom doesn't do that, you know, you know, you remember Blake right? Yeah. Shout out my friend Blake Sanders 107 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:54,840 Like yeah, I was talking to him and he was like Dom is so funny, man 108 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:59,620 This one night he came up to me after the show and he was like I'm about to go get some pussy, man 109 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:05,420 That was after you I know I know I remember I know who you talking about 110 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:11,360 They came in there with them Scooby-Doo outfits on what's that? What's the girl from Scooby-Doo Daphne? 111 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:14,040 That hold on. They'll miss in the old 112 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:18,900 Bam is the one that that's the one you wear a Velma costume. You got oh, yeah 113 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:25,180 You got me. I'll help you find your glasses. Yeah. Oh 114 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,340 Yeah, a lasting girl from the Incredibles 115 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:36,300 His wife, okay, okay. She's got that Mewtwo bill 116 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:48,100 We was that so the show we had on Thursday at that apartment complex so we're sitting in there I do my joke 117 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:51,540 I say I say I look like Princess Jasmine daddy 118 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:57,980 And then and then an old lady who was being kind of rowdy she had it 119 00:09:57,980 --> 00:10:02,380 She tells she had a couple drinks at least 60 65 something like that skinny old white lady 120 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:08,020 And she's like you fine as hell miss it. And so I'm like, I think I said something like girl 121 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:10,100 you better stop playing with me and then so she's uh, 122 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,820 so afterwards like Raina and and ash was 123 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:20,260 Ashlyn we were doing a lot of pussy jokes, right? And so they were talking with what you're funny 124 00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:22,260 Raina's a wrap around put that shit to layer 125 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:27,820 And then she we was going on the elevator to go down and the old lady was like it was too much talk about pussy 126 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:31,760 I like dick. I like this old lady trying to get dick down 127 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:35,060 Well, Jonathan 128 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:39,140 She she said he said she was like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah 129 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:43,980 He also said she kind of looks like Marisa Tomei which okay look first of all 130 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:45,980 She looked like Marisa Tomei. I still be over there right? 131 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:52,220 I wouldn't be leaving. No, she didn't look like yeah, I mean Mercer told me 132 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,020 Merissa told me I'm like 20. I can't say 133 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:58,580 It's not a tongue twister. I know we're talking about Jonathan 134 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:00,940 well, uh 135 00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:05,860 Yeah, she didn't look like Merissa to me. Hell no. That's like Brandon's what Brandon said 136 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,860 What did he say look like Francis and Ghana? 137 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:15,420 That's the white dude from that show so it was it's just no he was he was like he was the taxi driver 138 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:19,120 He was the Eastern European Eastern. He's an Eastern European taxi driver 139 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:25,580 And if I get my editing skills enough, I'm gonna put both both pitches down here and see how outrageous it is 140 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,580 Say he looks like Francis and God 141 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:34,100 He said it like we knew he said like he's like don't he look like Francis like we knew who like it was I thought it 142 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,540 Was an open mic around here. I'm like Francis. Who is that? Yeah 143 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:42,680 That's it that's exactly what I thought I was like, oh what the fuck which one's Francis Francis for a second 144 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,680 I thought you're talking about Charlie 145 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,380 Shout out Charlie Charlie Fisher 146 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:57,640 You might be cross-eyed images are combined 147 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,640 Be crooked 148 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,040 Y'all ready for a fucking story 149 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,200 The time I met Magic Johnson, I remember shit like it was yesterday 150 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:17,680 I was sad like the fucking basketball and smaller fuck sitting on this seat like I am right now 151 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,080 And my friend went up to me. He said 152 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,000 You know, I'm a good-ass man 153 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:29,680 So I said fuck it and I got up and as soon as I sit down the lights fucking flash that magic Johnson starts speaking 154 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,920 Then they say there's a lucky winner 155 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:37,760 Look at the seat under you. He got the fucking seat. I gave my seat up for this dude 156 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,860 He went down there got a fucking picture got a fucking Jersey 157 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,780 Everything on the news and then I got a picture too 158 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:50,300 But I feel like he thought I was special or something shit my mom ran up a fucking ball and was like, you know 159 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,880 You gotta sign my son's ball, right? And you're like, okay, you got a sharpie 160 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,960 No, I got this fucking pen from the dollar store 161 00:12:55,960 --> 00:13:00,640 So he signs it and sees me and takes a picture and why the fuck we all look like each other 162 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:01,840 Like I don't know if you gonna see it 163 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:07,800 But we all look like I look like his son until now and you know one thing that I learned from that was 164 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:11,720 Is that no matter how fucking famous you are they still gonna talk about your fucking age? 165 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:18,220 I was showing everybody everybody's like Brandon you got a now. Did he touch it crazy shit? I'm like no did he no 166 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:20,220 No 167 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,900 Put the magic on your Johnson 168 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:39,780 That's fucking great story that's insane and that's just he like the first time you ever told us that you casually 169 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:44,140 Dropped it like it was a normal thing to say and Brandon does this a lot 170 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:48,060 Yeah, he dropped stories on you that you're like, what are you what's happening right now? 171 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,380 And he's just telling it like it's something everybody goes 172 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:54,740 Your life is different than every single person. I've ever it's not relatable at all 173 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,460 Would make it not funny, but it makes it way more fun 174 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:04,540 When you showed me the picture, I just I couldn't contain myself dude 175 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:11,180 That was the most nuts thing ever because you're so casual like oh, yeah, I met magic Johnson and Brandon tells a lot of stories 176 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:14,700 So sometimes it just like flies over my head then he whips out the picture and I'm like 177 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:21,100 This is the most insane image I've ever seen if you can figure it out, please put that picture up 178 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:24,580 Oh, yeah, I can get the funniest fucking photo I've ever seen in my life 179 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,420 It's the funniest it's up right now 180 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:33,780 It's like it's like Brandon culturally appropriated the make-a-wish foundation 181 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:39,780 You got he got a fucking he's got a fucking wish granted without being special or terminally ill. Oh 182 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,780 Oh my gosh, dude 183 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,420 Watch these clips. Yeah, let's get 184 00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:49,740 Ready watch some clips. I'm ready man. I'm ready. Let's do that for me 185 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,060 It's a good 186 00:14:56,220 --> 00:15:02,780 Here goes my whole thing if Lizzo can't call somebody a fat bitch then who can you tell me I 187 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:10,780 Don't know if you skinnies and normals know but there's nothing more fat people like to do to call other fat people fat 188 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,940 Yeah 189 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:20,640 You don't believe me you ever seen a thousand pound sisters 190 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,140 You see how giddy those bigots get when they call each other fat 191 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,700 forehead me just to shake 192 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,700 Yeah 193 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:36,140 Yeah, I picked that one because you got you got a big pop on the fucking forehead me 194 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:41,260 Yeah, that was the biggest one in in person. It was it was a sight to behold 195 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:45,420 They really they really fucking like that one. Yeah, and I like that 196 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,060 I like that whole bit like how you transition it from 197 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:53,340 talking about Lizzo like taking a stand with Lizzo and then transition it into like the 198 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:59,660 Thousand pound sisters because those are like two relevant topics. Yeah that you just parlay into so 199 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:04,900 With the Lizzo how I came out with that we was we were sitting there talking when it first happened with Bryce, right? 200 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,300 at the boxcar, yeah, and 201 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:13,580 Everybody everybody had the same sentiment like was like how the fuck is Lizzo calling somebody fat? 202 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:16,300 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and I was like, how can I switch it up? 203 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:20,300 you know what I'm saying and make it make everybody laugh at the 204 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,780 You know what everybody the opposite of what everybody's thinking right? 205 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:28,060 Because everybody's like Lizzo call somebody fat this fat, you know same buzz like fat people do love to call people fat 206 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:30,060 It's trust me. I know 207 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:37,460 We love it and then uh, and then the thousand pound sisters because that's how I get sometimes I lose people on the Lizzo call fat 208 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:42,060 Say fat bitch. Yeah when I call Lizzo fat bitch some people don't like it, but uh 209 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:43,900 So I lose them 210 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:47,880 So I was like I gotta bring them back because the thousand pound sisters always have clips of them call 211 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,660 I don't want to be as big as you try being my size Amy. Yeah 212 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,380 That's my favorite one 213 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,720 Fuck with that show that doctor on there. He'd be going hard in the paint 214 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:06,220 He tells it straight up and he's not in good shape, which is the funny part. He's built like a fucking oblong bowling ball, but I 215 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,500 don't know 216 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:13,060 Yeah, I just I like that man and that that gets consistent laughs every time you tell it 217 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,060 yeah, that was one of the ones that uh 218 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,980 And thanks to Jonathan Silver's for telling me to talk about being fat 219 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:22,140 But I was like I was like I'll make fun of myself in the first portion 220 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,740 Yeah, but then after that let's go ahead and let loose a little bit 221 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:29,500 Yeah, that was a good one. Appreciate that clip two good ones now. They're gonna be some bad ones 222 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:33,700 I told you to oh there was I told you to put the bad one because we I forgot my lines on Monday 223 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:38,540 Yeah, so we shot why did the same thing and then I made a joke about Dom for getting his and it crushed 224 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,980 crushed 225 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:45,580 Through him under the bus right now. It was good cuz I would and I went up there so confident 226 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:49,260 I told JJ I was like I don't need my phone just to film it on my phone 227 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:54,140 I don't even need my nose. Yeah exactly what I said and I not just forgot I forgot the whole bit 228 00:17:54,420 --> 00:18:00,020 Completely like it's like a what a minute and 30 almost two minute bit. Yeah, and I forgot the whole thing. I was like 229 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:07,180 Yeah, this sets the sets five minutes and the video I recorded of what you did the time you did was like three and a half 230 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:13,020 Yeah, 90 seconds of material just completely is completely and I do and I did it 231 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:17,220 I did it like the day before you know what I mean, but that's just how it goes man 232 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:21,940 Sometimes you just forget the shit out of shit and bomb you'd be hitting that pin, bro 233 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:26,500 You know, you don't remember half your jokes. Yeah, and that's at the shop candy bar and 234 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:29,380 mercantile 235 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:35,980 You don't know mercantilism dude economic theory that's not your thing are you serious I 236 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:42,540 Mean I am serious. I can tell you what it means either though. What does mercantile mean? It's it's like a it's like a shop 237 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,540 It's another like a merchant 238 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,500 Merchandise mercantile 239 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:54,140 Yeah, he show out without southeastern hemp supply 240 00:18:54,900 --> 00:19:01,300 For the uppity regnics you faded. All right, let's see. I'm excited about this one. Let's see JJ's clip 241 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,100 I'm gonna bring it on the ones and twos 242 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,300 Oh 243 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,300 It's going on y'all 244 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:15,420 True story. I was with a girl earlier this week 245 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,940 Thank you, I appreciate it 246 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,140 but a 247 00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:23,140 Guy kept blowing up her phone 248 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:29,160 Texting her calling her to the point where it made her uncomfortable and finally 249 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,240 She the guy asked her what are you doing tonight? 250 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:37,120 So she took a picture of me and her and said probably him, you know funny goof 251 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,840 Funny goof. He didn't like that 252 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,760 He responded and said do better 253 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,240 That guy looks homeless 254 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:50,320 It's gonna link to a barber shops website and that explains the haircut 255 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,920 More true than I'd like to admit 256 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,040 No, I 257 00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,160 Did it to be to help out my friend? I was trying to be a good guy and 258 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:07,520 Never again, you know, I got caught with a stray for no reason like an agnostic Middle Easterner getting hit by a 259 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,120 rocket 260 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:24,440 That that's one of the ones you say and you have a physical feeling afterwards you're like, oh 261 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:30,920 Ever the whole the energy just left the room. I mean I I think it's funny. It's hilarious 262 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:37,160 That's hilarious joke. Obviously, I'm not being serious, but you know, it's funny because I was like agnostic Middle Easterner 263 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,080 You know, he's not on either side. He's just fucking there and he got hit by the fucking rocket 264 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,000 That's bullshit 265 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,280 But but that is a true story that whole story before that 266 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:51,600 Uh-huh being with the girl and the dude kept texting her and is it like to get her to get him to stop texting her 267 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,760 he she took a picture of us and sent it to him and 268 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,760 Because he was like, what are you doing tonight? 269 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,480 and she sent a picture of us and was like probably him and 270 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:06,120 He got pissed and he started white dude, by the way started saying the n-word like a whole bunch of times 271 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:12,240 Like like this dude was he's a daily user. What was he saying? He's like fuck this nigga. What basically he was like 272 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:21,000 Homeless no, he was like he needs he looks homeless. He needs a haircut, you know, he's dirty do better all that shit 273 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:27,320 Like but and the funniest thing is I actually know who this dude is like I played basketball with him before he just didn't recognize 274 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,360 Me in the picture 275 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:36,380 It was it was just such a funny situation cuz he got so mad like she would open it leave him on read and then five 276 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:41,240 minutes later he'd send something else and he's still just as angry as he was five minutes ago and 277 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,260 He did send the link to the barbershops website, which is hilarious 278 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:50,440 I'll give him credit for that that shit is funny because at the time did you go to the one that he sent? 279 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,440 No, I got my own person 280 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,800 You know black lady gives me this mullet. So before you call me racist 281 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,920 Yeah, how you shit lot fraud died and laid to the side I'm be honest dude 282 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:09,600 I don't think Hispanic people really fuck with me like that. Really? I got four Mexican brothers in there, you know 283 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,080 They're like he's I 284 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,440 He's straight 285 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,720 Half Puerto Rican nephew does not fuck with me at all for real 286 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:21,360 He doesn't fuck with me at all, but he also denies his Puerto Rican heritage 287 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:26,380 He's only five but he was dressed up in a suit one time and he kept saying I'm Donald Trump 288 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,320 It's my grandparents be playing Fox News 289 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,760 Respect little Pedro 290 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,360 He's got the whitest name though, what is Lane Lane L A ne 291 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,520 Lane Douglas 292 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,520 Lane Bryant 293 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,520 Tony Lane 294 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:57,240 Tori Lynn Tori Lane. Oh, it's Tori Lane. Okay. What'd you call? I said Tony Lane Tony Lane 295 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,240 We a we getting everybody's names wrong 296 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,840 Welcome to the club 297 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,040 It is lesser-known brother, yeah 298 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,680 This is the podcast where we don't know words 299 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:19,520 Well, besides JJ JJ's smart. All right. I know some words. I just throw them around though 300 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:25,160 I don't know if it's the correct usage, but I like to I like to say a joke where I have a big word in there 301 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:30,320 Yeah, cuz I think I sound funnier when I say big words cuz I don't use cuz you're like sounding it out 302 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,160 As you're saying it, right? I don't even know dude. I 303 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,920 Almost said like a two syllable word. I was gonna say it's superb 304 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,640 Cuz I think it would be really funny 305 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,640 Really funny 306 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:50,360 That's half the jokes I want to write or just weird as hell saying shit like this 307 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,360 Jalen is being the fuck up. I 308 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:57,880 Was telling I was telling Jalen that night we were out doing the karaoke thing 309 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:02,560 I was like I came up with this tagline in this voice and I want to use it really bad 310 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,480 But I just don't have a joke for it. It's like in a really white voice 311 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:12,440 I just want to go like I got some saw that'll make you flip your top man. I don't even have a joke for I just 312 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:17,540 Think it's so fucking dumb. I just want to say it on stage make up a story about a drug dealer 313 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:23,440 Dude, yeah, we had a white a white hipster drug a white drug dealer. Whatever y'all call yourself. Oh my god 314 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,320 You want to tell them what? 315 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:32,040 We usually don't break like this and but we have to this is special occasion special occasion fucking hilarious 316 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:39,080 So our boy Brandon our producer be smooth. He works at a local radio station here in Huntsville playing smooth jazz 317 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,840 Until the wee hours of the morning 318 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:47,120 Me and Dom were sitting in here. We were talking about something about the podcast 319 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:53,760 Mm-hmm, and I just thought to myself I was like wouldn't it be hilarious if we prank called the radio station and 320 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:59,640 They actually do have a number that you can call in and request a song. It was like 1130 321 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,160 Yeah on a weekday. No, it was Sunday. It was that we shot the 322 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,620 True. I we called and uh 323 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,920 It was it was hilarious 324 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,820 I mean it was perfect and you're about to see right now and what we're actually gonna do is 325 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:18,620 He doesn't know it was us. He still doesn't know he just explained to us last night at the open mic 326 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:24,560 What happened like a situation? He's a he'd this crazy lady called you never believe what she said 327 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,600 so 328 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:32,960 Later on the day we're gonna have Brandon right in this chair and he's gonna react to it without knowing live live 329 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:38,920 Reaction live reaction without knowing that that it's us and we can't wait for you guys to see it. Oh, yeah 330 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:50,160 Make it make it full screen. Yeah make it full screen 331 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,920 Oh 332 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,200 You got any you got any Louis 333 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,280 Yes 334 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,120 Oh, yeah, what's on you got baby 335 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,520 Now you don't have any white step work before you do 336 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,720 Be smooth 337 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:53,600 Oh, yeah, it's my favorite part coming up 338 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,200 Now you heard me baby, I said I don't like no white 339 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:11,840 I don't want to hear no white jazz cuz that's not real jazz now baby, you know 340 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:37,780 Oh, you're gonna playboe mo their becoming your nicker boy 341 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:50,840 Oh my gosh, bro. 342 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:57,400 You don't let them white people be calling you nigger now, boy. 343 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,400 No I do not. 344 00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,400 No I do not. 345 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,400 I don't. 346 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,400 I'm trying to find you some more of those. 347 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:21,200 I'm not B-Smoove, you know why I'm up this late now, right? 348 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,400 Why this? 349 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,400 Hello? 350 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,400 What? 351 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,400 I was just looking for some companionship. 352 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,400 I'm an old lady, B-Smoove. 353 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,400 Can people hear me? 354 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,400 No. 355 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,400 Okay. 356 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:41,960 I was just wondering, maybe you wanted to stop by so you got off your ship. 357 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:50,760 I listen to you every night, every weekend, B-Smoove. 358 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,760 I appreciate that. 359 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,760 So you can come over? 360 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,760 Not tonight, I'm busy tonight, but maybe one day. 361 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,760 I definitely can't tonight. 362 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,760 Okay. 363 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,760 Okay, baby. 364 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,760 Now don't be letting them call you nigger now, you hear me? 365 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,760 No, I will never. 366 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,760 Like that's never gonna happen. 367 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,760 Okay. 368 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,760 Now put me on some more lures now, baby, okay? 369 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,760 I'm gonna look around. 370 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:13,760 First nigger I'm gonna play a field croaker. 371 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,760 While that's playing, I'm gonna look around and see if I can find some more lures for you. 372 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,760 All right. 373 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,760 Now you get me a call back and then you get me a kitten out here. 374 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:26,760 All right, have a good one. 375 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,760 Now get me a kitten out here. 376 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,760 All right. 377 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,760 All right. 378 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,760 That was good. 379 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,760 Oh my gosh. 380 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:42,760 Keep the headphones on, man. 381 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,760 Dude, you told... When you started telling us about it last night... 382 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:45,760 Yeah? 383 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:52,760 When you were like, this crazy old lady called me, I was like, no fucking way, man. 384 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,760 You had no idea what was up. 385 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,760 No, man, dude. 386 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,760 I told my family and everybody. 387 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,760 I even told my girl, I was like, dude, this crazy lady. 388 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:04,760 Dude, we were sitting right here and we were like, do you think we could call the radio 389 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,760 station that Brandon worked at and talk to him? 390 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,760 Yeah. 391 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,760 I was like, there's no way. 392 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,760 And then they were... 393 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,760 And I called the number and it was like a Uganda number. 394 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,760 Yeah, something crazy. 395 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,760 I was like, I'll scroll down. 396 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,760 It was another number. 397 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,760 And then we didn't even think you were going to answer. 398 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,760 And then you said, it's B Smooth. 399 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,760 I looked at JJ. 400 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:20,760 I was like, record this shit. 401 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,760 Well, I am Chinese and Puerto Rican. 402 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:22,760 You can clap for that if you want. 403 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,760 That's what happens when you clap. 404 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:28,760 I'm Chinese and Puerto Rican, so you can just call me Filipino if that's too much of a 405 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,760 mouthful. 406 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,760 Thank you. 407 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,760 Thank you. 408 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,760 It's the Mexican Asian guy. 409 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,760 Let's see. 410 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:43,760 I'm Chinese and Puerto Rican, so I look like I steal rice. 411 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:48,400 I am Chinese and Puerto Rican, so you can bet your bottom dollar my parents had sex 412 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,400 in Florida. 413 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:55,440 That's where they met and had sex, that TGI Friday. 414 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,400 Welcome to the second episode, guys. 415 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,120 Two weeks going strong. 416 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,180 Thank you for the support on the first one. 417 00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:04,720 Today we have a very, very special treat for you all. 418 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:09,080 This is a guy, he co-hosts a few of the open mics around town. 419 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:15,560 Sunday Nights, Boxcar, Black Panther, Hidden Dragon, Mandarin House Productions, also the 420 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:20,200 Mad Comedy open mic every fourth Thursday, Mad Malts Brewery. 421 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:26,960 He is a exceptionally funny man and very majestic looking. 422 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,640 We have with us today Huntsville comedian, Alex Z. 423 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,640 Hey! 424 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,640 Hey! 425 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,640 Thank you. 426 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,640 It's an honor to be here, fellas. 427 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,640 Thank you for coming. 428 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:40,520 Hell yeah, I didn't, I wish I brought more to show my appreciation for being here. 429 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,520 I wish I could add more to the wall or something. 430 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,520 We got you right here. 431 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,520 We got you right here, man. 432 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,520 We could have some more. 433 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,520 I've done enough. 434 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,520 That's why I've been getting notes, we need more in the background. 435 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,520 Hell yeah. 436 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,520 We'll slowly add to the shit. 437 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,520 That's the main note. 438 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,520 So how you been, man? 439 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,520 I've been doing okay, works winding down. 440 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,520 Real life works winding down, trying to do more comedy in the winter. 441 00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,520 Winter now. 442 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:05,840 Notorious comedy hot season. 443 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,880 Is it for real? 444 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,880 No. 445 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,800 Well, I think they say it's bad in the summer or some shit, but it's also bad in the winter. 446 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,800 It's just bad. 447 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,800 It's a hard business. 448 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,800 It is, it is. 449 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,800 But you keep on putting on these shows, man. 450 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,280 You and Jalen, so appreciate it. 451 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,280 I appreciate it. 452 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,840 Hell yeah, dude. 453 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,920 So you're born in Baltimore, right? 454 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,920 Yeah, Baltimore MD. 455 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:35,560 Is that the first place you did stand up to, right? 456 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:36,560 Kinda no, not really. 457 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,960 I did a little bit. 458 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:38,960 No, I mean, it's the first- 459 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:39,960 I'm fucking you up. 460 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,400 Yeah, it's the first, it's sorta, yeah. 461 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:48,080 But I did a little bit in high school when I went to just at a coffee shop in town. 462 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,640 But that wasn't real. 463 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,600 It's even worse than when I was in Baltimore. 464 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,520 So let's say it was in Baltimore. 465 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,840 Let's rewrite history right here. 466 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,240 Yeah, hell yeah. 467 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,680 How long did you live up there? 468 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:03,000 I was born there, lived there till I was 10, and then I moved to Indiana. 469 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:09,360 My mom married a white man and moved to Indiana, middle of nowhere, like 4,000 people in the 470 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360 town. 471 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,360 Oh damn. 472 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,360 A lot of them looked like you. 473 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,360 Yeah, probably. 474 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,000 You were the only Asian. 475 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:20,160 There was a Chinese restaurant, but I don't know where the fuck those, they came from. 476 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,640 I don't know where the fuck they came from. 477 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,640 We only saw them there. 478 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,640 Maybe they lived there. 479 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,640 A little grim. 480 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:29,520 But yeah, and then that was in middle school. 481 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,160 And then in high school I moved to Kentucky. 482 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,360 That's where I went to high school and graduated. 483 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,360 Richmond, Kentucky. 484 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,360 Richmond, Kentucky. 485 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,360 Look me up. 486 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,200 Lived in Wisconsin for a little bit too, huh? 487 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,920 Yeah, I lived there for a year with my ex. 488 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:48,280 I moved there with my ex after, okay, so high school in Kentucky. 489 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,320 Then I moved to Baltimore to do standup. 490 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,320 That was when I turned 18. 491 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,320 I moved to Baltimore. 492 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,320 I'm gonna make it. 493 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,840 But I couldn't get into any bars or I didn't know how to use the internet. 494 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,040 So I didn't know how to look shit up, like where shit was. 495 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:05,640 So yeah, then I moved to Wisconsin with my then girlfriend, current ex for a year. 496 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,640 Middle of nowhere. 497 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,640 Damn. 498 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,640 Oh yeah. 499 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,840 You like the middle of nowhere towns, huh? 500 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,840 No, no, no. 501 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,840 You don't? 502 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,840 You just always. 503 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:14,840 I just end up there. 504 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:15,840 I fit in well. 505 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,080 I'm good at being trash, that's for sure. 506 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,080 I'm good at being no future trash. 507 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,080 That is my calling. 508 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,080 I hear you. 509 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,080 I hear you. 510 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:30,160 Yeah, so where along the line did you discover standup and thought that's something you wanted 511 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,040 to pursue? 512 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:38,640 So my friend John and I in high school, we would skip class a lot or whatever and we'd 513 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:43,880 end up in the essentially our towns equivalent to the Barnes and Noble parking lot. 514 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,800 When we'd listen to Pandora, we'd listen to the Louis C.K. 515 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,800 Standup Station. 516 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,800 Oh, damn. 517 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 518 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,080 Love him to this day. 519 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,080 Okay. 520 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,080 I support every decision. 521 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,080 I mean, he's everything. 522 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,080 I never did anything wrong. 523 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,080 Yeah, he asked, right? 524 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,080 Louis C.K.? 525 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,080 He asked? 526 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,080 He asked to jack off. 527 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,080 I don't know. 528 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,080 He didn't have an axe going. 529 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,080 I'll pull up the expose and we'll see what happens. 530 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:09,080 No, I have no clue. 531 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:15,280 But yeah, we'd listen to that and then we'd always try to be the class clowns. 532 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,760 So at some point near the end of high school, it clicked that I had like no skills. 533 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,240 And so like I wasn't working towards anything like I didn't have any plans. 534 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:29,080 So it was sort of like a panic decision, but also the only one that made sense. 535 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,120 You know, like it was a little bit of both. 536 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,120 Hell, yeah. 537 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,120 Yeah. 538 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,120 Yeah. 539 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,120 That's the answer to that question. 540 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,120 That show on Thursday. 541 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,120 It was fun, wasn't it? 542 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,120 Thursday. 543 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,120 Yeah, that was a. 544 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,120 You know what? 545 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,120 She does so many shows. 546 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,120 She does shows all the time. 547 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,120 No, I'm just I'm just dumb and always high. 548 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,600 I'm just fucking I'm no no short term memory. 549 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,440 Yeah, no, that was really cool. 550 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,400 That was a actual actual residents from the building. 551 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,880 It was an apartment show. 552 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,600 Residents from the building came up and it was ended up being a good audience. 553 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,600 Yeah, yeah. 554 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,600 Everybody killed. 555 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,600 Yeah, you did, too, Dom. 556 00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,600 Dom was on it, too. 557 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,600 I did. 558 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,480 OK, so I heard for no, no, no, I was saying I was there with you. 559 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,920 I was on the show. 560 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,560 I need you to confirm this, Alex. 561 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:13,200 Dom told me that an older lady was trying to get at him during a set when he said he 562 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,880 looked like Princess Jasmine's father from Aladdin. 563 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:17,880 Oh, yeah. 564 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,880 She said he's high. 565 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:23,720 Yeah, she just yelled out, he's high, which was a hilarious response. 566 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,040 She didn't say you were hot. 567 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,520 She said Princess Jasmine's dad, which is hilarious. 568 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,520 Same thing. 569 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,440 Did you get that on camera? 570 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,440 Like on film? 571 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,440 No, no, no. 572 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,440 Damn, dude. 573 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,440 I like nervous. 574 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,440 Man, my first one. 575 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,440 Oh, I was sweating shit like I am now. 576 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,440 Now it's real cool. 577 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,440 It was real chill. 578 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:46,840 No, but you're definitely I would I would call you sexy. 579 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,240 Aladdin's father or Jasmine's father. 580 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,240 Swab. 581 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,240 Yeah, I'll take it. 582 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,240 You have a swagger to you. 583 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,520 Yeah, I will take it. 584 00:36:55,520 --> 00:37:01,200 So what like when you're listening to like Louis CK on Pandora radio, the first time 585 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,240 you hear it, are you like, yeah, this is what I'm going to do. 586 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,880 Or was it like a process of finding that out? 587 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:12,160 Um, was that a process to find out that I wanted to? 588 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,160 Yeah, it definitely didn't happen right away. 589 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,160 It was. 590 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,320 Yeah, that that plays the panic decision plays more into that. 591 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:24,480 Yeah, as as the high school grew shorter is when I don't remember what exactly when I 592 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,480 made the decision. 593 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:31,120 But I've always wanted to write stuff and like do stuff and whatever, like creatively 594 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:34,120 come funny, funny, funnily. 595 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,320 Yeah, but yeah, definitely clicked. 596 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,600 Let's just say at the end of high school is what let's put that. 597 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,600 Oops. 598 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,400 And when you started doing it at first, was it just like a casual thing? 599 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,480 Like, oh, I'm just going to do this on the side. 600 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,080 Or was it always with the mindset of like, I actually want to try to do this for real. 601 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,880 It was always with that mindset. 602 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,920 But at first I did it casually with that mindset. 603 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,440 Like I did not have the. 604 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,440 I mean, I did. 605 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,400 But again, I didn't know like where to even look to go. 606 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,400 I couldn't go. 607 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:09,120 I was only 18, so I couldn't get into bars like I was limited a lot. 608 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,120 So I don't know. 609 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,680 I forget what your question was. 610 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,000 I'm always high. 611 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,960 Like when you were starting out, though, did you have somebody that inspired you that was 612 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,840 like local around you to kind of like push you to that next level? 613 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,840 Oh, no, literally until I moved to Huntsville, I did not. 614 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,040 There was no local comics that I ever talked to, really. 615 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:34,280 Yeah, Huntsville was the first place where that was even a thing. 616 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,280 Not this. 617 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,520 And then now I've gone back to Baltimore since and like they do have a scene like, you know, 618 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,200 I was missing missing stuff going on. 619 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:46,320 But yeah, there were no I was. 620 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,680 It was it was a lot of me being in my head, a little bit of delusional. 621 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,680 You know what I mean? 622 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,680 Yeah, got you. 623 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,680 Delusion. 624 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,680 You need it. 625 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,680 Yeah, you need in this game. 626 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,680 And do else kill yourself. 627 00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,680 Yeah. 628 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,680 Yeah. 629 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:05,840 But so when you got to Huntsville, was there how how does that compare to a scene that 630 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,880 doesn't have a lot of like community or at least you weren't involved in it? 631 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,600 Do you think that being like tighter knit with the other comedians in the area improved 632 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,200 your comedy game or? 633 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,200 Yeah, absolutely. 634 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:22,120 Because it just makes you think about comedy from different perspectives. 635 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:27,040 Like you know, if it's good to make comedians laugh, but if only comedians are laughing 636 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,600 at a thing, that's just a different way to think about it. 637 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,600 You know, maybe I change it. 638 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,920 So not only that, you know, I don't know, like it's or you keep doing that because that's 639 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,920 what you want to do. 640 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,080 But you're having comics and obviously their input is really important, even if they hate 641 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,080 you. 642 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,080 You know what I mean? 643 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,840 Like, you know, I hate you probably gave the best advice. 644 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,840 Yeah, exactly. 645 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,840 I'm built. 646 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,960 So I asked a hard hitting question. 647 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:59,880 So you tweeted General Mills that they should add more marshmallows and General Mills responded. 648 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,520 Wait, what did I say? 649 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,400 That they should add note that they had too many more. 650 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,400 Yes. 651 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,400 Yes. 652 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,400 Okay. 653 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,400 And then they responded. 654 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,400 You corrected your answer. 655 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,400 Right. 656 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,400 Real fast. 657 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,400 They responded. 658 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,400 We'll pass it on our team. 659 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,520 Has the marshmallow count changed? 660 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,520 I haven't. 661 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,520 Okay. 662 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,800 So my R&D department hasn't had the time to get around to that yet. 663 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,880 But my hope is, you know, from that reply, I was very confident that my lobbying efforts 664 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,920 were not in vain. 665 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,680 And what is this just the bag of marshmallows or what? 666 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,680 No, no. 667 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,680 I just think in Lucky Charms. 668 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,080 I think it was Lucky Charms. 669 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,040 It just has too many marshmallows. 670 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:40,320 The ratio of marshmallows to non marshmallows is awful. 671 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,160 You like the marshmallows in there? 672 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,440 I don't fuck with Lucky Charms. 673 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,000 Yeah, I don't really either. 674 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000 That's the thing though. 675 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,160 I have opinions about it though. 676 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,480 I feel like Dom would like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 677 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,480 My favorite. 678 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,480 That's pretty good. 679 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,480 Number one. 680 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,480 It is really good. 681 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,480 I eat Honey Bunches of Oats a lot. 682 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,480 Oh, that's a good one. 683 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,480 I like that. 684 00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,480 Yeah, it's really good. 685 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,480 It makes me think I'm healthy with the granola. 686 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,160 I like Raisin Bran Crunch too. 687 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,160 I hate raisin. 688 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,160 Oh yeah, Raisin Bran Crunch is the best. 689 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,160 Raisin's are the best. 690 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,160 Raisin Bran Crunch? 691 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,160 Hell yeah. 692 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,160 I don't like raisins on their own really. 693 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,040 But like Trail Mix is the shit. 694 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,160 Raisin Bran Crunch is the shit. 695 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,720 Regular Raisin Bran is ass. 696 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:15,720 Yeah. 697 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:16,720 Oh, that's the worst. 698 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:17,720 It's hilariously ass. 699 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,600 It's like the honey, like just Cheerios, not the Honey Nut Cheerios. 700 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,400 Yeah, it's the equivalent of that ass. 701 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,400 It's terrible. 702 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,680 It's soggy for some reason when you're eating. 703 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,160 It's like how's this dry cornflake soggy? 704 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,160 Yeah. 705 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,160 Oh, what's yours? 706 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,240 Damn, I'm kind of basic though. 707 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,240 I like Frosted Flakes. 708 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,240 Oh, that's a good one. 709 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,240 They're good, dude. 710 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,240 The flakiness. 711 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,520 I fuck with it, dude. 712 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,920 It's like the croissant of Seagulls. 713 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:40,920 That's what I grew up with, absolutely. 714 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,120 It was just straight up Frosted Flakes. 715 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,200 And tigers are cool when you're a kid. 716 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,520 Way better than a fucking leprechaun. 717 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,680 Oh, way better. 718 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:52,160 I don't watch Nickelodeon anymore, but I wonder if it's still like all the time Frosted Flake 719 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,160 commercials. 720 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,160 They're great. 721 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,160 Damn. 722 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,160 It's like this is a balanced breakfast. 723 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,840 It has 200 milligrams of sugar. 724 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:03,560 Do you think they're leaning into the pronoun thing with a they're great? 725 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,920 I think it's the they are. 726 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:11,360 That's good. 727 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,080 So I like to call you the costume king of Huntsville. 728 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,920 Yeah, which is not I didn't mean for that to happen. 729 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:17,920 Master of disguise. 730 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,920 Oh, I like that. 731 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,920 I like that. 732 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,920 I know. 733 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,520 I like, yeah, like I apparently I like dressing up and things. 734 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,520 Yeah. 735 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,520 Alex Kaden. 736 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,200 I was going to say, don't you have a Santa hat here with you right now? 737 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,560 Yeah, I have a Santa hat with me. 738 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,560 Yeah. 739 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,840 You just carry that around? 740 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,480 Remember the holiday starting November 1st, I decided to. 741 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,640 Yeah, I like this sprout that you have on the bill of your head. 742 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,480 It's like the rednecks put the fish hooks on there. 743 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,480 Yeah, yeah. 744 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,480 OK, yeah, sort of. 745 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,480 I guess. 746 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,160 Yeah, it was a hippies left it at a concert. 747 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,720 I was bartending and I took it. 748 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,080 So you happened upon this. 749 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,080 Yeah, exactly. 750 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,080 And it's not broken yet. 751 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,080 What happened upon you? 752 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,080 Oh, she's got its roots. 753 00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:02,080 Oh, sorry. 754 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:06,040 I'm sorry. 755 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,280 That's fucked up, man. 756 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,760 I'm offended and I don't know why. 757 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,920 Oh, shit. 758 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,000 Our researcher sent me some intel. 759 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,000 He said that you stated that Franz Ferdinand is not that bad. 760 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 And you said that in 2010. 761 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,360 Would you like to expand on that? 762 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,360 I think you should. 763 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,680 No, but I thought I deleted that. 764 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,680 Was that a tweet? 765 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,680 Yes, yes. 766 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,680 How do you find that? 767 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,320 Because I thought I deleted all my other research guy. 768 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,320 That means we have people. 769 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:40,920 That means there's some N words left up there that I can get around to. 770 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:45,120 Yeah, I guess I guess you can way back machine just about anything, probably. 771 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,400 Yeah, yeah, I didn't think about that. 772 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,680 It's deleted my tweets now. 773 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,400 But redacted dot not dev. 774 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,600 That's a hole in your logic. 775 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,600 Yeah. 776 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,600 Oh, shit. 777 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,160 That's why you got to make a burner to say those type of things. 778 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,160 Oh, I learned now. 779 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,280 Oh, my God. 780 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:08,000 But yeah, I don't remember what I meant by that. 781 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,320 I'm more worried that my old tweets are a lot. 782 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,360 They're definitely going to get cancelled. 783 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,360 It's hilarious. 784 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,360 I'm ready for it. 785 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,120 It'll give me time to think about it. 786 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:22,600 Well, also, you know, speaking of Twitter in 2013, you got a you got a retweet from 787 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,600 Azizie Gibson. 788 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,600 Yeah, Azizie Gibson. 789 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,600 Do you know who that is? 790 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,600 Yeah. 791 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:28,600 The rapper? 792 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,600 Yeah, you don't. 793 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,760 OK, yeah, I got a picture of him on my phone. 794 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,760 He looks like Dom. 795 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,760 Yeah, and he get thick. 796 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,760 Let it look more like Danny Brown. 797 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,840 But maybe I'm just racist. 798 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:44,560 I don't remember getting that retweet, but I remember listening to it because easy Gibson. 799 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,640 I forget what album or how. 800 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,200 And you look so much different now. 801 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,200 Yeah, I did. 802 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,760 Yeah, I've gotten wilder. 803 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:56,760 We just stared at images of you for hours throughout all stages of your youth. 804 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,760 Oh, no. 805 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,760 Oh, no. 806 00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,760 Oh, Alex Jones. 807 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,760 So you're out. 808 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,760 You're a fan, right? 809 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,760 No, not a fan. 810 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,760 I wouldn't call myself. 811 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:12,200 So you don't think Alex Jones is hilarious. 812 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:16,640 In the same way that I think Dante is hilarious. 813 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:17,640 No, I'm kidding. 814 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,640 What did I mean by that? 815 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,640 Is it a compliment? 816 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:25,440 Alex Jones is one of the funniest people who doesn't mean to be funny. 817 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,440 Yeah, exactly. 818 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:32,880 I don't want to call him funny because that might encourage his like. 819 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:33,880 But you know what I mean? 820 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,280 Yeah, objectively, just wildly funny. 821 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:40,980 Yeah, just objectively, wildly funny. 822 00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:42,760 So what what was happening? 823 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,640 We're going to post a clip right here. 824 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,320 Millie, we were reporting for Infowars.com. 825 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:55,140 We are here in Richmond, Kentucky, where protesters have gathered, where Donald Trump is holding 826 00:45:55,140 --> 00:46:00,800 another rally here at the Kentucky Eastern University. 827 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,600 So let's go talk to some people. 828 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,600 Hello. 829 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:08,280 OK, let's go talk to some of these protesters. 830 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,520 There's a lot of them. 831 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,960 We've heard cars going by bumping that song F Donald Trump. 832 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:18,320 Hi, why do you not like Trump? 833 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,080 Let's go talk to people. 834 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,120 Any people that will talk to us? 835 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,120 OK. 836 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:29,040 If you give Alex Jones my resume, I'll talk to you guys. 837 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,600 You want to work for Alex Jones? 838 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,800 That would be crazy. 839 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,920 You can quote me on that. 840 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,680 Why do you have a rubber chicken, sir? 841 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,480 And so what what was happening? 842 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,480 It was 17. 843 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,480 And I think it was 2017. 844 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,880 That was when I circa 2017 here in Huntsville. 845 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,200 No, that was in Richmond, Kentucky. 846 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,400 I moved back there after Wisconsin. 847 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,400 All right. 848 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,400 Moving back in there. 849 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,240 We're going full circle in the timeline again. 850 00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:00,640 I moved back to Wisconsin, back from Wisconsin. 851 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:05,080 And that was I was with my ex at a Trump anti Trump rally. 852 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,080 And I did. 853 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,720 It was an anti Trump anti Trump. 854 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:11,240 He was he was at he was coming to the college in our town. 855 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:13,040 So we were on the other side of the street. 856 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:18,160 And I had brought a rubber chicken because just to be random, just to be like raw or 857 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,160 ext random. 858 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,160 Shaking that of people. 859 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,160 And they were like, what do you have? 860 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,160 And I'm like, you idiot. 861 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,640 It was pretty funny. 862 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,760 So Alex Jones isn't a Trump guy. 863 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,000 Is that a commonly known thing? 864 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000 He is not. 865 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 He's not. 866 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,040 Because I thought you said it was an anti Trump rally. 867 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,040 No. 868 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,560 I mean, there were Trump there were pro Trump people there, though. 869 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,560 Oh, I get a rally. 870 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:40,560 Yeah, I see what you're saying. 871 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,840 He was speaking Alabama education. 872 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,720 And so 49th. 873 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,720 Not last. 874 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:47,720 Shout out, Mississippi. 875 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:48,720 Yeah. 876 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,440 And so they sent info or as a tiny fucking town. 877 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,880 And yeah, there were no one was talking to him. 878 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:53,880 I thought it was hilarious. 879 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:54,880 I wanted to talk to him. 880 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,000 My ex was like not dragging me, but you know, but like, yeah, didn't want anything to do 881 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 with him. 882 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000 What would you say to Alex Jones? 883 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000 My name is Alex, too. 884 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,160 Alex, come on out. 885 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,680 Yeah, I'd be I'd be fucking I'd be I don't have any. 886 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:10,680 I don't know. 887 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,680 Yeah, I have a hard time interacting with people that don't seem like they live in the 888 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,040 same world as me. 889 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,040 Yeah. 890 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,040 Reality wise. 891 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,000 So I don't know what in the fuck I would say to him. 892 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,520 Yeah, I'd want to hear him talk. 893 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,960 You could have fun with Alex Jones. 894 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:24,960 Just ask him a question. 895 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,760 God, just you can get him any question. 896 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:27,760 Yeah. 897 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,760 Roll in. 898 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:33,800 I wish he was more like the Bible where like things he said were more like Nostradamus 899 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,800 . You know what I mean? 900 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,520 I wish he was like speaking an allegory and canto. 901 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,520 But no, I think he's just crazy a little. 902 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,880 And so so we didn't know you whenever Trump was president. 903 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,920 You were doing comedy then, right? 904 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,920 Kind of, I guess. 905 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:48,920 Yeah, kind of. 906 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,920 When did when did Biden be? 907 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:51,920 Yeah, I guess. 908 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,920 Yeah, kind of. 909 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:53,920 Yeah. 910 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,920 Not like I do it in Huntsville. 911 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,920 OK, it was like once a week. 912 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,320 Maybe I'd do a thing at a music open mic. 913 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:03,040 Would all the all of the open mics be what the material be centered around Trump back 914 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,040 then? 915 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,400 Oh, man, this goes. 916 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,080 So this goes back to I was not around other comedians during that time, which is so crazy 917 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,080 to even think about. 918 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,960 I was just a fucking like a weird floating entity. 919 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:19,560 But a lot of mine, not a lot, but I had I would used to I used to go on stage and say 920 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,800 I would kill Trump. 921 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:27,520 And that was like my joke and see how people what people said if they looked at me. 922 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:33,320 And one time I got drunk, I got really fucking angry, like really angry. 923 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,760 And I was just like, I'll do it. 924 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,760 Look at me. 925 00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,760 I'm on my way. 926 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,040 You know, it was pretty funny. 927 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,040 It's good. 928 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,840 It showed me as I work for the Department of Homeland Security, but he was really drunk. 929 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,160 I was like, I don't care if you do like your. 930 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,160 Yeah. 931 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,160 Yeah. 932 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:48,560 So a lot of mine probably was. 933 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,560 Do I have any other? 934 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:53,720 I was going to say if you had a good if you had one, I had one. 935 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:57,800 I did one. 936 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,240 I don't have any Trump material. 937 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,240 Not really. 938 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,160 A lot of my material before wasn't really material. 939 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,600 We're just saying things and seeing how people reacted. 940 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:12,040 I had a Trump joke, but I can't say Trump jokes because they just don't work because 941 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,760 of the way that I look. 942 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:18,000 I was about I have four Mexican brothers and my mom adopted them. 943 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,720 And I was like, how did you abandon me but adopt four from the other team? 944 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,880 I know I should have voted for Trump. 945 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,800 So everybody's like, you did. 946 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,160 Which I did. 947 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,160 And I voted for Kanye. 948 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:34,960 I wrote his name in on the ballot and that aged arguably worse than the Trump. 949 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,000 Trump is now Trump's loves the Jews. 950 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:42,200 Kanye is not wrong about everything. 951 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,720 But moving on. 952 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:46,720 Everything has a bit of truth. 953 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:50,840 That's a tad little touch. 954 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,280 You know, anti-smoking campaign and whatnot. 955 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,640 All right. 956 00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:01,000 Speaking of horror, have you all talked about Juggalos yet here at clown college? 957 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,000 No, no, no. 958 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000 Let's talk about it. 959 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000 You all know anything about Juggalos? 960 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 961 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000 ICP. 962 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000 ICP. 963 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Let's go. 964 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,000 Insane clown posse. 965 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,680 I used to live with a Juggalo in Wisconsin. 966 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,960 That's what the fans are called, right? 967 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,360 Yeah, the fans are called Juggalos and Juggalettes. 968 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,720 They have a lore behind them. 969 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,240 He did his whole face paint and everything. 970 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,240 Like every day? 971 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,480 No, no, not this guy. 972 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,040 No, he was I was like, God, he was kind of he was a bad knee. 973 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,640 He gave Juggalos a bad name. 974 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,200 They're good Juggalos and bad Juggalos. 975 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,360 Just like they're good people and bad people. 976 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:34,320 My drug dealer up there in Wisconsin was a good Juggalo, though. 977 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,800 And he was a good dude. 978 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,800 Little Filipino guy. 979 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,800 A little thick Filipino man. 980 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,800 A Filipino Juggalo. 981 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,800 Yeah, yeah. 982 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,800 Did not know. 983 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,800 Yeah, he was cool. 984 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,800 He was cool as fuck. 985 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,800 He would paint his face and shit randomly. 986 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:52,120 He would like I show up to his place and he'd like he'd be in like a clown. 987 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,400 He dressed he dresses like clown college, but like Juggalo. 988 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,400 It's pretty fucking funny. 989 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,120 But yeah, they have a whole lore. 990 00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,480 You know anything about their lore? 991 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:00,480 Not really. 992 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,480 Is this like a Midwest thing? 993 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,480 Oh, they're huge. 994 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,480 It's a it's a big thing. 995 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:04,480 Well, I don't know if it's Midwest. 996 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,480 Well, the ICP was Detroit. 997 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,480 That's where they originated. 998 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,480 They came up with M&M and G unit. 999 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,480 Fago. 1000 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,480 That's crazy. 1001 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,480 I don't know if that's true or not. 1002 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,480 But the same around that era. 1003 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:12,480 What's the lore though? 1004 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:13,480 Like what is the lore? 1005 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:18,480 Like they may I know they make music. 1006 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,200 They're a rap group, right? 1007 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,200 They're musicians. 1008 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,760 Musicians like do kind of like rap and rock. 1009 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:29,200 And then they have these Juggalo and Juggalettes who follow them like the great for dead people 1010 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,200 will follow. 1011 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,200 Yeah. 1012 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,200 Yeah. 1013 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,200 But what? 1014 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,200 Why dress up like the clown? 1015 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,200 That's probably the funnest part. 1016 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,200 So while they do it. 1017 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,640 Well, so that goes into their lore. 1018 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,680 So they have this they have a series of albums. 1019 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,680 I don't know if there's all their albums or it just like a select few of them called 1020 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,400 the Dark Carnival. 1021 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,840 And the concept is that's where the souls go to die or whatever. 1022 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,720 It's like hell or whatever before hell or some shit, whatever. 1023 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,640 And then I love them. 1024 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,640 I love them. 1025 00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,640 I care. 1026 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,640 I care deeply about you. 1027 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,640 But I'm learning. 1028 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:02,640 Yeah. 1029 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,600 But fuck, I'm losing my place. 1030 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,600 Yeah. 1031 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,600 But they they're listening to the albums to try to like redeem themselves or something. 1032 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:11,600 That's the lore. 1033 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,600 Yeah. 1034 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,600 So it's like the carnival ride. 1035 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,520 I didn't know that are supposed to like redeem. 1036 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,520 I don't know. 1037 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,520 So I read it on Wikipedia. 1038 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,040 So it's ICP technically gospel rap. 1039 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,040 They're trying to save their soul. 1040 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,040 Satanic gospel rap. 1041 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:27,080 But no, but they're they're dope as fuck. 1042 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:31,960 They're much funnier as an idea than close, I would imagine. 1043 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:32,960 But I'm sure they're great. 1044 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,960 They're great dudes. 1045 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,360 It's like socialism on paper is great. 1046 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:36,360 Yeah, kind of. 1047 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:37,360 Yeah. 1048 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,360 Juggalism. 1049 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,360 Juggalism. 1050 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,480 Yeah, they they have some of the fans get their face tatted with that. 1051 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,480 What that. 1052 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,480 Oh, like that dude on TikTok. 1053 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:51,840 He was he had like a full on clown tattoo on his face, but he was going through laser 1054 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:56,160 removal surgery and he was documenting the process on TikTok and he was like finding 1055 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,160 God. 1056 00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,640 And it was thick on there, too. 1057 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,640 He had it all black. 1058 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:06,480 But no more power to I love I love any community is cool to me. 1059 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,520 Obviously, there are bad aspects of anything. 1060 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,520 But yeah. 1061 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,520 What about Scientology? 1062 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,520 They're cool ones. 1063 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,520 Yeah, Tom Cruise is the shit. 1064 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,440 I argue that with anybody. 1065 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,480 Tom Cruise puts out banger after banger. 1066 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,480 I suck. 1067 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,920 I don't know if that means anything about Scientology. 1068 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,960 I mean, something's working. 1069 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,920 I mean, he's he's jumping off. 1070 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,160 What's the tallest building in the world? 1071 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,160 Taipei 101. 1072 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,160 Oh, Burj Khalifa. 1073 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,160 Burj Khalifa. 1074 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,160 Yeah, for movies. 1075 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,400 He's going to be the first actor to act in space. 1076 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,640 I read that. 1077 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,240 I'm about to sign up for Scientology. 1078 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,920 I'm just saying that you don't got enough money. 1079 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:41,920 So I know. 1080 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,680 Yeah, these are fucking for real. 1081 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,640 You'll be like Chaining Tatum at the end of this is it or whatever. 1082 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,960 With Danny McBride holding on. 1083 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:52,960 This is the end. 1084 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:53,960 Yeah, this is the end. 1085 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:54,960 Oh, my gosh. 1086 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:55,960 Michael Cera died in that film. 1087 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:56,960 It's a great movie. 1088 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,320 Yeah, I loved it. 1089 00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:02,280 My favorite parts of me is like, I'll come all over this house. 1090 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,360 He was like, you got you got iPads in the walls and you're jacking your dick like a 1091 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,560 pilgrim. 1092 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,960 And half the fucking actors in that movie are now canceled, dude. 1093 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:11,960 That's funny. 1094 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:12,960 Really? 1095 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:13,960 Yeah. 1096 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:14,960 Who? 1097 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:15,960 James James Franco, Jonah Hill. 1098 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:16,960 Well, yeah, because he did. 1099 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,760 I think he hooked up with a student or James Franco. 1100 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,760 Yeah, it was like a essay. 1101 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,760 Yeah, I was like, yeah. 1102 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:24,960 Was it adult? 1103 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,840 I think I think they were probably allegations of that. 1104 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:30,840 I don't know. 1105 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,840 I don't keep I tried it too. 1106 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:32,840 I didn't know. 1107 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:33,840 I didn't know he even got canceled at all. 1108 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:34,840 This is my first time. 1109 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:35,840 But that's the real life. 1110 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:36,840 This is the end. 1111 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:37,840 All of them are just getting canceled. 1112 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,360 Seth Rogen's give me the last one. 1113 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,360 What's Michael's God? 1114 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,120 Michael Cera would break my heart. 1115 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,640 He canceled. 1116 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,040 He slapped Rihanna's ass in that movie. 1117 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:51,320 And the deal was she was like, you can for real slap me on the ass if I can smack you 1118 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,520 for real after you do it. 1119 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,440 And then and then they both actually hit each other. 1120 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,440 Nice. 1121 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,440 Crazy. 1122 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,440 I would also agree to that. 1123 00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,440 The most progressive thing ever. 1124 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,440 You can punch me in the face. 1125 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,440 I get the slapper. 1126 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:06,640 Yeah, Dom, this isn't that kind of show, man. 1127 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,840 This is a respectable family show. 1128 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,240 We got titties on the desk over there. 1129 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:14,000 A respectable with a bullet inside of it. 1130 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000 Large bullet. 1131 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,080 And I might be able to get in trouble for that. 1132 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:21,160 But I remember I would rip you in half if it shot. 1133 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,160 Oh, yeah. 1134 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,160 Yeah. 1135 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,160 It'll take out if it shot this. 1136 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,160 Sorry. 1137 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,160 Yeah. 1138 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,160 They're good. 1139 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:31,800 The police are going to come in, see the bullet and see this fucking map right. 1140 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:38,640 They're going to be like, sir, you have some explaining to do. 1141 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,800 I have a really fucked up would you rather question that I saw on the Internet earlier. 1142 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:43,800 OK. 1143 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,000 The question is, I'll start with Alex since he's the guest. 1144 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,240 Yeah, of course. 1145 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:56,720 Would you rather if you woke up and you were in a threesome with your mother and your father? 1146 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:57,840 Wow. 1147 00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:02,720 Would you would you move backwards or forwards to get out? 1148 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,960 Because you're in the middle. 1149 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:13,440 I'd like I'd bite off my own tongue and drown in my blood. 1150 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:22,480 I would back up because my bones. 1151 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:27,120 I just stand up because I didn't I never met my mom. 1152 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:31,800 You know, there's no way he had a big dick. 1153 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,800 I'd back up. 1154 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:42,280 That that that question felt like a bomb. 1155 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,280 It opened. 1156 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:44,760 It just killed the energy. 1157 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,240 I feel so bad. 1158 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:50,480 I was like, do you rather fuck your mom or your dad? 1159 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,840 When I look like this, there's that as well. 1160 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:58,360 Well, that's not wrong for any reason. 1161 00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,200 It's not morally wrong. 1162 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,200 No. 1163 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:02,200 Yeah. 1164 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,640 So you're coined as the most racist comic in Huntsville. 1165 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:06,640 That is true. 1166 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:10,000 What's your favorite slur? 1167 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,080 You can say one for each category. 1168 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,080 Yeah. 1169 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,080 No, no, no, no. 1170 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,440 My favorite slur. 1171 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,680 I mean the N word, right? 1172 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:19,680 Like to say. 1173 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:20,680 To say. 1174 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,680 Oh, to say. 1175 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,240 Oh, no, I never say the N word. 1176 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,560 That was convincing. 1177 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,560 Favorite slur. 1178 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,280 The one that really tickles you. 1179 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,280 Oh, the tickle. 1180 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,520 I don't know if there's one that tickles. 1181 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,880 And none of them sound all of them sound like they're supposed to be slurs. 1182 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,200 I will say that none of them necessarily tickled me. 1183 00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:44,280 I'm OK with saying some more than others, obviously, right? 1184 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,040 Like, you know, there's a spectrum. 1185 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,720 But yeah, none of them really tickled me. 1186 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:53,440 They all definitely sound like, dude, I used to bandy around the F slur pretty hard. 1187 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:54,440 It was crazy. 1188 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,440 Yeah. 1189 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,440 Thinking back, it's not even that long ago. 1190 00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,920 It's like Eo Inc. 1191 00:58:58,920 --> 00:58:59,920 Pre pandemic. 1192 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:00,920 You know? 1193 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,920 Yeah. 1194 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:02,920 But you wouldn't call it gay do that. 1195 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:07,040 I mean, if we were friends, I don't know. 1196 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,040 I probably would have. 1197 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:09,040 Yeah. 1198 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,040 Who knows? 1199 00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,520 That's something you call your friends back in the day. 1200 00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,360 We don't say we do this anymore. 1201 00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,200 But yeah, no, like that'd be crazy. 1202 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,840 If I talked like I talked, that'd be crazy. 1203 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,320 It'd be fucking wild. 1204 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,880 And there was a point where I stopped and my friend kept going. 1205 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:29,080 And I was like, I realized that it was insane because we'd be in public. 1206 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,200 I'm just fucking saying crazy shit. 1207 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,520 You guys ever go on rsdb.com? 1208 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:34,520 What's that? 1209 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:35,520 RSDB? 1210 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,520 Racial Slur Database. 1211 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:37,520 Oh, no. 1212 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,320 It has every racial slur you could think of. 1213 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,320 My favorite. 1214 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,320 Hold up, Black Jamie. 1215 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,600 Add that one to the list, Black Jamie. 1216 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:52,560 But yeah, Jamie to the list. 1217 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:57,280 I saw one one time for white people and it made me chuckle very hard. 1218 00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,560 I think it's so funny. 1219 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:00,560 Untitled document. 1220 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:04,920 Like when you make one on like Microsoft Word, it's just a white piece of paper. 1221 01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,920 Is that on the database? 1222 01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,720 I think that's in the RSDB, dude. 1223 01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,720 Untitled document, saltine American. 1224 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,160 It was just on the site map. 1225 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:17,920 That had nothing to do with the Slur. 1226 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:19,720 Well, Alex, thank you for coming. 1227 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,720 Hell yeah. 1228 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,720 It's been fun as fuck. 1229 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,720 Hell yeah, man. 1230 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,720 Appreciate it. 1231 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:27,760 If you want to promote anything you got right there, we'll put it up on the screen. 1232 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:28,760 Let's see. 1233 01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:29,760 Alexzcomedy.com. 1234 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,200 I just finishing setting that up. 1235 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,280 I'm going to have some shirts and stuff for sale on there. 1236 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,280 Oh, yeah. 1237 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,480 I might not be Asian enough shirts. 1238 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:45,680 And then if they let me put it on there, a yellow fist, yellow Black Lives Matter fist. 1239 01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,920 But we'll see if they allow that. 1240 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:48,920 YLM, dude. 1241 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:52,600 We'll see how WordPress is with fucking whatever. 1242 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,600 Yeah, Alexzcomedy.com. 1243 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:56,600 I'm at, where am I next? 1244 01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,600 Oh, tonight. 1245 01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:02,720 If you're listening today on the fucking the 12th. 1246 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,680 Every Sunday we're at the Boxcar Bar and Grill. 1247 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:05,680 Hell yeah. 1248 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,060 And Jalen Black Panther Hidden Dragon. 1249 01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:09,840 We host What a Joke Comedy Open Mic. 1250 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:15,360 I kind of wish we didn't call it a thing because we made a they made like a fucking Instagram 1251 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,600 like account and Facebook page for the mics. 1252 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,560 And I have to mention eight things in it. 1253 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,440 It's fucking don't over complicate shit. 1254 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,200 Just have one clown college. 1255 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,200 You know what I mean? 1256 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,200 We don't have. 1257 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,200 Don't have a don't have a CCP. 1258 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,200 That's fucking amazing. 1259 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,960 I fucking love you guys. 1260 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:31,960 No. 1261 01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:35,240 OK, that's inspiration for your logo that I'll try to. 1262 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,240 I'm happy. 1263 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,240 That's fucking hilarious. 1264 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:43,080 And we have mixture of the Chicago Bears logo and then like or the Chicago Cubs logo and 1265 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:46,120 the China flag. 1266 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,600 But I know. 1267 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,600 Yeah. 1268 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,280 Also, Wednesdays get Huntsville comedians. 1269 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,280 Keep your Wednesdays free. 1270 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,420 Me and Jalen are still have our eyes set on that day. 1271 01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:57,680 So if you're trying to start an open mic on that day, I'm going to fucking do you just 1272 01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:58,680 better watch out. 1273 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,760 I'm not going to let you. 1274 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:01,760 That's simple. 1275 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,600 Other than that, I care against Pub and Birmingham on the 16th. 1276 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,080 And that will be all at Funny Business with AJ O'Leary. 1277 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,080 Oh, yeah, that'll be really fun. 1278 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,720 Jalen's on that too. 1279 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,720 Thanks again, Alex, for coming. 1280 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,720 Appreciate you. 1281 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:14,720 Appreciate you. 1282 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:31,520 Thank you.