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have a great episode to you for you guys why
no tax season is around the corner again you
know and not only that christmas is around the
corner also didn't we just do those like last
year i know right i want to do it again we got
to do it again but anyways guys today on the
podcast we have some our next -door neighbors
on this beautiful studio large we have some next
-door neighbors that uh do wonders next door
and i'm gonna let them tell you everything they
do they do their magic there you can call them
uh Pixie fairies because they make dreams come
true Thank you for having us. First of all, I
want to say thank you for coming. I know I know
we used to get here late. You guys are already
gone by the time we do our shows. But I didn't
want I didn't reach out to you guys. Hey, we'd
love to have you on the podcast so you can talk
a little bit about now that tax season is fresh
right around the corner. The facial expressions
and everything. But, you know, it's right around
the corner. And I know you get people coming
in rushing early. And then you get a long line
when it's super late. Now, I know what everyone
was thinking. But, ooh, the government is shut
down. Yes, it is, but not the taxes. Not the
taxes. Taxes never shut down, baby. Taxes never,
they never stop. The tax man does not rest, my
friend. And these ladies do not rest either,
apparently. All power to you guys. Working hard
all year. Yes. We can hear you through the wall
sometimes. We told you! That's not good. We don't
have your car burning right now! Poik, poik.
Calculator's flying right now. I think somebody
went out the window. But you know, tell us a
little bit about your business, how it got started,
you know, and then, you know. Just tell us about
yourselves. Yeah, tell us about yourselves. Go
ahead, tell all you guys. I'm Anna. This is Susanna.
But short for Susie. We're missing one. We're
missing our other sister. Oh, don't worry. She
will be put on notice when she walks in. Yes.
She was actually the founder, the beginner. That's
why she's not here because she's boss, right?
Oh, thanks a lot. Yes. She'll trickle in here
in a bit. Over 20 years experience doing taxes
and It all started just, you know, I guess doing
our family taxes and then, you know, well, can
you help me out here? I kind of said I had been
in the trucking industry for a long time. Well,
yes, who starts asking for help truck drivers.
Do you know who can help me? And that's kind
of how we did it. You know, one person brought
another and another, and then we decided, hey,
it's time to expand. It's time to move out of
our. home office and uh expand and uh and we
did we had a small office in Alamo and um we
didn't fit there anymore so we relocated here
and met you guys yeah a pleasure and then here
we are yeah taxes all year round. Some people
are not aware and we are still filing taxes for
previous years and getting ready for the new
year as well. A lot of people think that the
cutoff is April 15th, but no, you could fire
taxes all year long. You just have to get an
extension, file the extension and then you could
do it. You know, even the following year, we
have people that are like, I didn't do my taxes
for three years already. And that's like, yeah,
we've had people walk in and say, don't worry,
we'll do it. I don't remember when the last time
I followed was. And so we like hard cases, bring
it on. You have to follow the last six years.
Right. Yes. We've had people come in and say,
I want to follow this year, but I haven't done
them in a long time. So we got to start. you
know exactly yes yeah and it's crazy how we're
like what how i have how have you not filed right
right a lot of people because they owe and they're
like oh we don't want to file right right just
like just put on the credit score stay put it
on there don't worry about it yes so this actually
started with our other sister that's coming she
started doing taxes when she was 18 years old
oh wow and um she said because she went to do
you know she worked at, you know, fast food places.
She didn't make a lot of money. So she went to
a place and I think they were getting her back
like $300 or on there. And then they were charging
her 150 and she was like, oh, hell no. She's
like, I'm gonna learn how to do my own taxes.
And then she started doing like all our families.
And then she had friends, like her daughter's
friends and then their families. And then she
had so much work. that she was like, oh, she
taught me how to start doing it. Right. And then
so she'd be like, go with my sister, go with
my sister. Right, right, right. And then like
then we taught her how to do it. And then it's
just like doing it from home. You have like all
these random people coming. So it's kind of like,
OK, we need an actual location, you know, so
we don't have just people that we don't know.
Right. There's a lot of crazies out there. I'm
right here. Number 22, right here. So as far
as I know, you guys do taxes. We use it all in
one. So it's not just taxes. We do permits also.
I also read on there that you also help with...
You can help people get their residency also.
Let me just clarify. We're not attorneys. We're
not lawyers. We walk you through the process.
You know, I've done it. I helped other people
fill out paperwork applications and whatnot.
It's a long, tedious process that you can do
on your own if you have the patience to. But
most people. hire a lawyer and they're not aware
that you don't need a lawyer to fill out applications
and submit them yourselves. Some are not fortunate
enough to be able to afford one, so what we do
is come on in, bring the documents, we know what's
needed, we fill out the paperwork, we mail it
out, we walk you through the process and... You
know if it helps somebody save a little money
and get their documents in order, right? You
know, we're here to help As far as for residencies
renewals and paperwork. We do, you want to get
an LLC, your EIN, we help you with that, which
is all in one. We've had all kinds of requests,
helping get medical insurance, and we walk you
through how to fill out an application, translations,
document, title transfers, just we've done it.
You have something come on in and we'll. more
than likely have done it before and we'll just
kind of help you out right i know i know we we
had we've chatted about that about uh dipping
into the llc thing and knowing that our neighbors
can help us out that's that's even better yeah
because as i mentioned before earlier before
we started the show apparently having an opinion
entitles you to be sued I mean so I know I also
on as far as the permits y 'all see y 'all handle
car How would anybody go about that? I have a
buddy of mine who owns a vehicle, you know, but
he lost the paperwork, the title, all that mamma
-jamma. He did buy it. He bought it. You know,
he says, yeah, I have the receipts, but I just
don't have the data. Well, come on in, we help
you fill out the paperwork that you need to take
with you. You need to take with you. We've had
people come in with, I bought it, but they signed
the title on the wrong line. And now it's just
like, it's not mine. It belongs to somebody else.
There's certain applications you got to fill
out and some bonds you need to obtain. And then
you go to the DMV and they get it. We won't do
it for you, but we'll guide you. Well, we've
done both. If they sign that David Warrior, I
have permission to process their paperwork, they
give me the right copy of their driver's license,
and I've gotten myself. So it just depends. If
you want us to guide you, we can guide you. If
you want us to do it for you, we can do it for
you. And how many years has this company been
going very strong? Well, the LLC we just obtained.
OK. Yes, a year ago. The business itself, 20
years. Wow. Yes. And all this from helping Freilettos
get their shit together. Pretty much, right?
I have an owner operator, a truck driver that
says, well, I want to break off. Can you help
me get an LLC? Sure. And you don't help you out.
And then we decided we'll. Why don't we make
it a legitimate business? It's very easy to get,
you know, caught up and because it's like you
said for the people that don't file their taxes
for so many years, you can get in your own head
real quick. Grab your mic and just clip it to
your shirt. There's your mic going there. There
we go. Let's put it on the spot. Now we demand
you sing Vinny Vanilli. Maybe I'm going to miss
you. You know what? Make it Vinny on the ring.
And don't worry about it if you don't sing it.
I know it, I know it. She does know it. That
was from our time, right? Oh, from our time?
Welcome to the show. Are you always 11 minutes
and 3 seconds back at the end when they leave?
Oh, no. I was not downstairs. I was almost at
the Cody's. All three of y 'all doing the business,
y 'all are, you see, you guys are all sisters.
We're all sisters. We're all sisters, yes. Introduce
yourself. Yes, introduce yourself. My name is
Erica. Okay, welcome. She is the middle sister.
Erica Plasencia, yes. Okay. I'm the oldest, she's
the middle, and I'm Susie. We have another sister
of ours. There you go. She didn't want to join
our adventure. She's like, no, I know you girls.
Too much drama. Too much drama. I've met you
people before. She's out there making like 6
,000 mums right now. Oh, my goodness. Homecoming
around the corner, that's right. We also have
our sister who does all these arts and crafts.
Really? Yeah, she does a bunch of like... She
sings. She sings in a band. Oh, she sings in
a band. Really? What? She sings on Thursdays
at El Callejón de los Migrados in McAllen. Wow.
Wow. We're actually talking to very, very successful
and a new opportunity. She actually sings in
a band called Decada, and they came out on a
podcast not that long ago. I don't have no idea
who it was. Really? What podcast it was, but
I saw it. It wasn't ours. It wasn't ours. Well,
we're gonna have to get them here. Stop the show.
Who can we talk about the LLC now? Let's talk
about the LLC now. That's awesome, man. Not only
you're personalized, but always you're outside
when you're doing your business and what you
like to do. I always admired anybody that can
work and then separate everything else and do
what they like to do. Also do what they love.
That's what the awesome part about it. It's taxes.
Who loves them, right? It's an addiction Yeah,
I've never been able to read not even like 1
1⁄4 of a book ever like I have But I'll read
like when I started doing Texas was with a book
like that you'd get in the mail and I read it
off and all the textiles and I did my own text
and I was like 19 years old, but Like, that's
the only thing I could read, numbers. Like, anything
with numbers and stuff I could read, but I've
never been able to read, like, a paragraph, and
then I start daydreaming, thinking about what
I'm gonna buy at H -E -B. What taxes? You let
me know when you go to Vegas. I'm saying it with
$20 on rent. She's a number lady. She's a number
lady. We went to Vegas once, and... But we were
just, we drove. We went through all the West
Coast, and we were going to go to Disney. And
we stopped at Vegas, and I was like... True,
true, that's the key word. We were, were going
to go to Disney. I went. My body went. My spirit
stayed in Vegas. Yes, I was out so seven in the
morning and we were gonna leave at eight to Disney
I was at the hotel with all the kids and I'm
like where's this girl at? I fell asleep, woke
up, this girl's pretty used to back from the
But I'm not a gambler But I had 40 bucks and
my debit card and I was like I guess we'll you
know go to Vegas was my first time there I stayed
there till seven in the morning, but I made enough
money with my $40 and I paid everybody's ticket
for her ticket. For Disney, I was like, she said,
where the hell have you been? We're gonna leave
in one hour. And I slept the four hours from
Vegas to California, and that was it. Did you
go like this, hey? Yeah. Look, I'm paying for
your ticket. It's covered, girl. Don't worry
about it. No, but then Disney and I was a nightmare.
Yeah. Really? For me, it was. Because she was
all like, whoo, zombie. Please tell me you weren't
driving. No, no, no. It was another serial killer.
The car said cruise control, so I just said,
Jesus take the wheel. Get me there. Oh my goodness.
Self -driving cars. So your business hours, as
far as your company next door, the all -in -one,
what is it like? Is it Monday through Friday
from one hours to what hours? We're here Monday
through Friday from eight -ish. Eight -ish? Eight
-ish. So if we have no appointments, we've got
five. If we have somebody that says I can be
there at six, seven, we'll schedule an appointment.
We'll be here at six, seven p .m. Saturday, same
thing, eight to 12, unless you say, I can't,
I can't be there until Saturday at four or Sunday
at 10. We will make the time and come meet with
you and go over what needs to get done. Yeah,
right now it's just like from eight to five because
it's a little bit slow. But once it starts picking
up taxis, I've noticed, I mean, I'll be honest,
I do my taxes through another company, but I've
noticed, I've been doing my taxes for about at
least 16, 17 years already with a company. But
I've always noticed right around. November, early
December, everybody's looking for that early
tax break. Yes. The gifts for for for Christmas,
the New Year's party you got to put together.
Yeah. And then, you know, all that stuff. And
then after that, you got to turn your your W
-2, whatever, whatever issued a formant turned
in. And then you got to sit down and wait until
the rest of it comes in because you're in the
dumps at that at that point. At that point. The
bank's like, you know, put something in there.
but uh do you do the early tax thing also yes
we do okay go ahead she's like we have uh well
this coming here we're gonna offer refund advances
up to seventy five hundred dollars wow loans
also and everything okay well no right away if
you qualify if it's our existing customers though
like automatically right right right and then
and when does this start what day that one just
like to let your let the audience know what exactly
the day january 2nd january 2nd for early fighters
irs did away with uh checks this year so as i
was it september this year they're no longer
printing or mailing out checks if you don't have
a check um you need to look or a bank account
sorry you need to look for somebody that will
either Get you a card or a bank account right
because the IRS will no longer be willing out
checks Yeah, what we're gonna do is we're gonna
offer you don't have a bank account it gets sent
to us We cut you a check or we give you a prepaid
card debit card. Okay, and then you can utilize
that's where you can receive your That's the
best way to do it. I mean and that it's definitely
more secure. Yeah Yes, usually those prepaid
cards receive the money 24, 48 hours in advance,
so yes. Especially those government checks. Those
just slide right in real quick. But what are
the changes to the tax code can people look forward
to this coming year? Because I know that there
have been many changes. Right now we're still
actually waiting. Well, are they doing this on
the fly? Yes, like in 2021 when they passed up
big gigantic break for COVID. A lot of people
missed it because they filed January and this
didn't come until mid -February. So everybody
who filed it missed a whole bunch of, like you
could get up to $40 ,000 back from the IRS if
you were self -employed, if you had your own
long -care business because of COVID and you
couldn't work, you didn't qualify for unemployment.
that year you qualified for unemployment you
know for a lot of money back not because usually
the IRS will give you like a tax cut which if
you made a lot of money it's gonna help you you
know bring that down the numbers down so you
don't pay that much back but in that tax year
it was there were credits it was like actual
money oh you know given back to you like here's
another ten thousand dollars and here's us so
you know we usually wait you know so the end
of the year to see what right now the government
shut down so right you know we have to wait see
what what's their plan like we said before the
tax man doesn't uh take your taxes he's not getting
through your refund right now yeah i hear it
yes well hopefully that gets carried out pretty
soon man because uh you know no december is right
around the corner and oh gosh well we know how
efficient the government is with these things
so i'm sure any any second now No kidding so
Quick question as far as people coming in with
their tax paper. I mean the tax forms and everything
is for some odd reason They get fired from a
job and you know, can they bring their last based
up? Check based up. What's what's the reason
that they got fired? Well, I'm just asking Are
you asking for a friend? Yeah, like I know there's
some some people that you know, they lose their
job and they're waiting for where they move yeah
exactly and then all their mail gets it so yeah
the irs actually has this great tool it's called
idini okay register yourself in there they're
gonna you know have you identify yourself your
game social upload your id then it sends you
links and your face but you're in and with that
tool we could see everything everywhere you worked
all the wages, if you have a 1099G because you're
out there gambling or you're in unemployment
and you forgot about it, because that happens
to a lot of our customers, they forget. I already
got my refund and I got this other W -2 and it
was at my aunt's house. So now I have, right
now I have, I think every single one of our customers
with, we're enrolled with ID. And you could use
it. for social security. So once you register
with the same username and password as IDME,
you go into social security, unemployment. So
you're basically identified already with a government.
So from there, we could pull out your W -2. So
I have people that will come and be like, I haven't
filed my taxes in the last five years, but I
don't even remember where I worked. So we'll,
you know, create this account for them. We log
in and we pull out all the information for all
the years. But there are social security numbers.
And then that's all we find, like, if they have
identity theft, anything, everything. You can
now see everything online. Child support. Right,
right. Child support. Child support. Whoa. Not
in my league. I don't know what you've heard.
You want to say I'm sorry you lost a leg? Sorry.
So so as far as that so there is something they
can go on there into other information Wow people
are not tech savvy yes and they can come in and
we can actually walk you through it okay all
you need is your driver's license and your cell
phone and that's it you know because it asks
you to take a selfie and it like scans your face
and matches it with your ID biometrics you know
same way you open you unlock your phone the same
way they identify make sure your driver's license
matches your face and it's you and not somebody
else trying to access your data and your information.
Yeah and then every time you file your taxes
it comes there the previous years you go in there
and it could see all the years that you have
filed. Yeah you can see your history. Because
if you're like I don't remember when the last
time I filed will we go in there? Where it shows
us what years you haven't filed and which ones
you have. So that's a good tool. If you owe money
it shows. Oh yeah it also shows if you owe money.
It sounds like something that would help like
a lot of people on the older the older people.
Yes, why really text? you know, to keep their
paperwork in line. Because that is where it can,
I know, you know, when I was helping my parents
out, that was always the biggest thing. We could
never find the right paperwork, you know, where
they put it away or, you know, what was needed.
So we were just there for hours just looking
through an entire mountain of paperwork just
to find these one forms. This would have been
a great help. Yeah, well, they also do bookkeeping.
Yes, that's what I'm saying. If we do bookkeeping,
so if you need help keeping your... Paperwork
in order, right? Yes That's awesome cuz effect
that you just say cuz there's a lot of older
people that have their favorite account. Yeah
does for them eventually yeah just saying accountants
eventually retire at one point because i i believe
it i've seen it like that the vejitos they come
with their box of heb receipts for some reason
right like here these are part of my taxes like
no it's not Yeah, so that's good to know. I mean,
like I said before, I mean, the old the elderly
people sometimes, you know, like I said, they
have that account that they have for so many
years and said, you know what? I'm going to retire
and stop doing it for a while. I'm done. And
then they're like in limbo. Like now, what do
I do? Do I have to go to these big city slicker
companies to help me out? Or can I find a pop
place? They're going to go to the first Walmart
that they find and they're going to do that.
where you know where they set up the little tackles.
That is not a good idea at all. They don't really
help you as far as like if you have expenses
and all that. They don't know that you could
do long forms. They just do like the basic things.
And that's it. They take like a 30 day course,
learn the little type that's in here. And that's
it. Yeah, they do the quick course. Yeah, fill
in the blank and that's it. Because we did it.
Yes, sir, you're getting your $400. Thank you.
All right. All right, let's go. Yeah, I learned
that the hard way. That's why I'm in my particular
taxidermy, but we'll talk about that later. Off
camera. Off camera. Well, you'll be here tomorrow.
Come see us. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Once we're
offline. Yeah, make sure we're off camera. Not
passing off codes. What was me? Wait, my taxidermy.
No, but 3383. 3383. So. As far as that, as far
as taxes itself, I had a question for it also,
since, you know, like I said, we have talked
about before trying to get trying to jump into
the LC program. Now, as far as if we have opinions,
we have opinions. If, say, for instance, we were
to do that, one of us is working as a two separate
form for that, because I know where I work, I
have to fill out, you know, where I work and
to take care of the W -2. And then will this
be a separate form as far as somebody open up
an LLC? How would that work? Yes, you become
a business owner. So you have to you. It's a
different license that you're obtaining. OK,
you can be an employee somewhere and still have
your own business. OK. And is there any efficient
where they combine both or is it something that's
totally separate? No, no, you combine them. Like,
when you file your taxes, we put your... All
together. All together. It's just you because
it's under your social security. Because it's
what he's paid. So you would file like a W -2
for where you work, right? That they gave you,
and then a Schedule C for your self -employed
business. But you're a company, like... Right.
Yeah. And then if you become a millionaire, you
could also just... So the taxes of your own...
Higher, all in one, as our accountant. Higher,
yeah. No, no, no, if I'm going to do that, I
want to make sure that they're cooking as hell.
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was terrified of the exorcist. So and I'm so
upset at uh, they were all terrified of the Killer
Clowns in Outer Space is an Oscar Academy Award
movie. All right? Best movie ever made, sir.
How dare you? It's Schindler's List, it really
is. It touched many a people. Really. But going
out to the ladies though, you're starting from
my right, your left. Favorite scary movie? Come
on now. Jaws, all right, there it is. I recently
saw The Conjuring, but I liked the first one.
The first one, okay. The latest one was kind
of like, I already knew it's already predictable
what's gonna happen. Right, right. That's the
thing about these movies, the franchises, once
you know what's gonna happen. The first one is
like the best one. Yeah. And I actually came
back from Vegas a couple of months ago and I
went to the SAC. Gibbons, that's the haunted
house over there. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it was crazy.
I'm so jealous right now, man. That guy's going
to hell. I don't know who he's kidding. Yeah,
it was pretty crazy. I was like, what? And I
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to? At least send me a TikTok shot before we
go over there, right? She's part of the show,
just keep walking. There was this one room where
it was like it's a bunch of different rooms and
they all have different themes of horror themes.
And one of them was about the the exorcism of
Emily Rose. So it was this like dark room. The
whole house is dark. And then they had like live
footage of her, like, of her when she was possessed.
So I'm in this room, I'm hearing all these crazy
things. And they're like, oh, you guys get the
VIP access where there's like a little tunnel
that you could go through to go to the following
room. And I was like, I squatted down and it's
like pitch black. And I was like, hell no. I'll
take the long road. Yeah, I was like, no, I'm
out of here going through the hallway. creepy,
but not as that. And so I'm like, right, I go
to the other room and I waited and my boyfriend's
like, I'm gonna go through the tunnel and I was
like, you're on your own. Maybe I'll see you
after this. I don't know. So I'm going to the
next room right and there's a girl in front of
me and I feel somebody grab my hand. And I'm
like, oh, maybe it's the person in front of me,
like, accidentally touched me, right? And I look,
and she has her hands right next to each other.
So I'm like, what? Whose hand is this? And it
was like we were coming out of the tunnel. I
grabbed my hand, and I... That was the scariest
part. Yeah. With her boyfriend, I grabbed her
hand. I was like, la la la, this is amazing.
And then that part, I was like, I yelled. I was
like, oh my God. The hostess, I was like, giving
us a tour. She thought it was hilarious. Almost
faked it there. She's on the floor. But it was
all lovely. The best part was, yeah, when I exited
out. No kidding. Let's go to the bar, babe. Let's
go to the bar. Since I was little, I used to
always watch scary movies. Like, me and my little
brother would watch... What is the exorcism movies?
Yeah. And then when I got pregnant for my son,
I could not watch scary movies. I was like terrified
for my life. I don't know what it was, but it
was my son. It's someone Yankees. Don't, don't
do it, don't, don't do it. Either you want me
to come up early, don't, don't do it. Yeah, yeah.
And so after that, I kind of just, I'll watch
scary movies, but it's not like, I like, I live
for scary. Right. What about yours? I don't know
I'm thinking I'm like, I don't know what scary
movies I like. I like old movies. Old movies.
Stephen King movies. Okay. Kujo. That's not even
a scary movie. Kujo. The age that I saw it, yeah,
it was kind of scary. It was scary. Kujo. Kujo.
About a big old dog gets bit in the nose by a
bat and he gets rabies and he just goes nuts.
The crow. Or what is it? Oh, The Curl. The Curl.
The Curl. Yeah, Brandon Lee scared the crap out
of me. Terrified. Terrified to this day. But
so, Sergi, Kujo? Yeah, Kujo. One of my favorite
movies. Of a Dog with Rabies. Of a Dog with Rabies.
I was a kid, I guess. I was terrified of the
dog back then. When we do our taxes we bring
St. Bernard with us, okay? I don't watch scary
movies because she's terrifying. I was being
haunted for like two and a half years and I stopped
watching scary movies. Like I had never experienced
that. Time out. It's about to turn into the night
time -borrowed story. This is going to get really
interesting now. Can we get the paranormal activity
crew? Someone call paranormal. Ready to watch?
Are you watching? Come over right now. We still
eat whatever Sponjuner is in her body. So that's
why she's being crazy. Never mind. Never mind.
Never mind. It's in the house. It's still in
the house. We still have that house. So tell
us an experience. I was always, I would always
watch scary movies. I was never scared of nothing.
And I had to sleep with like every single light
in the house. The TV, everything, like I couldn't.
And then I watched that movie. What was it called?
It was about, I don't even remember the name.
That's how scared I was. I tried to like block
it out of my brain. It was about, it was like
a video camera. And the girl put a video camera
at night to record herself. Which project? Paranormal
Activity. Paranormal Activity, was it? Yeah.
There was like hook. Oh, Footprints in the Power.
Yeah. When I watched that movie, I was so scared.
Yeah. I don't know why. Like terrified. I never
felt that scared with no movies that I've watched.
Right. Well, in my house. You know what I was
married to this to a person I never had no issues
and then just one day like something started
following me around You know my house I could
feel it like following me around I could hear
it at night As soon as I close my eyes, I felt
it there. So I just stopped sleeping and then
I had like five Sleep paralysis experiences.
Oh my goodness back to back to back when I had
like experience like one throughout my life It
just started happening. So I started sleeping
in the living room Wow, yes, it was like it was
horrible horrible. Like I couldn't sleep. I couldn't
even go home I'd call my, if nobody was in my
house. She'd call me in the middle of the night,
can you come to my house? I'm like, hell no,
you're not coming. I'm like, you come to my house.
Why am I gonna go to your haunted house? Hell
no. I'd be there with every single light on,
everything. All the room. I'd be shut up, can
you come over to my house? What? No! No! Come
on! I don't know if that's funny, buddy. Come
on! But it was really bad. and it lasted like
two and a half years. It was horrible. I couldn't
sleep. I was every religion. Catholic Baptist
from Tacosco, like I had holy water, holy oil,
a rosary, yes, all of it. I didn't like, I was
always here just, this house that I lived in
was outside the city limit. So I had like a shotgun,
like somebody comes in here, my glasses, you
guys run, hide in this vent that we had for the
AC with my kids, because I have five kids. So,
you know, at one point they were all little at
the same time. Yeah, that was a serious thing
you said. I got a bad picture. I was Catholic.
I can't imagine. Can you come? Yes. Oh, hell
no. Hell no. Try another religion. Let's go.
I was. I had everybody there praying for me.
And they're like because of someone else's demons.
Yeah, following me. It's it's funny. I have heard
stories that stuff like that tends to attach
itself. Yeah. Yes. So less vulnerable. That's
what I think happened to me because there was
a death right before that happened. And it was,
you know, from my husband's ex -husband's best
friend. And he had a lot of like he crashed and
was on drugs and it was real bad. And that was
my ex -husband's long, long, long time friend,
like childhood friend. OK. So he took it real
bad. He drank a bottle of all this liquor and
even when I did a drive -by, it was so bad. It
was bad, it was bad. And I was over there, you
know, work, minding my business, like, you know,
he had a lot of problems, but then, like, all
of a sudden, whatever it was that was, you know,
tormenting him, you know, started trying to torment
me, like, scaring me. Like, and wake me up. One
time I woke up. And I thought I was the only
one that had, like, I was like, I'm losing my
mind because I don't sleep, because I was, I
never slept. I'd sleep like an hour, wake up,
sleep another hour, wake up with my rosary, my
Bible, my holy water. In the living room. She's
my king, for real. Yes, in the living room. I
couldn't. I'd go sleep at my sister's house,
at my mom's house. I was like, damn, like, I
was calling my great grandma, pray for me, grandma.
She was like, ah, you know what? I didn't know
Deanna was already here. And my dad, you know,
my dad, all his families from Guadalajara, Jalisco
have a lot of, you know, like, over there in
Guadalajara, there's like, at midnight, or a
certain amount of night, yeah, you can't go outside,
because pasa la carretera de la muerte. Oh, I've
heard of it before. Yeah, so my dad's like, and
you're there with your sleep paralysis. So I
tried everything like I was like doing all that
with my dad's Remedies right and he spent the
night one time in my house and delivery room
and he's like something was going on in your
kitchen and I was like what and he was like the
drawers he's like they were shaking and I'm like
the spoons and all that and I'm like I've been
checking it I thought it was like a big -ass
rat right there's a rat in there Like, please
let there be a rat, but it wasn't a rat. It wasn't.
And that's what is happening all the time, and
it's a wooden house. So, you know, like, it's
going to be like, it's the floor. I'm like, no,
I hear, like, do -do -do -do -do. Somebody running
by. And I was like the girl from Scream, like,
terrified. What are you waiting for? So from
there on, my dad told me, do not watch anymore
scary movies. Right. You're just opening all
these doors. You don't have good vibes around
you. Like stay away from all that. Don't watch
any scary movie. And I don't. Like even a commercial,
I'm like, no, I'm scary. A scary commercial.
That's another fear. That's another nightmare.
That's awesome. I mean, not awesome, but that's
experiencing that. I mean, I've heard my grandmother
would always tell a story about when she would
go and visit her uncles in Mexico and stuff like
that. And there's one that stuck with me. Since
I was a kid, my brother and I, when my grandmother
told us the story, it was crazy about the lechusas.
And... What's wrong with the lechusas? They don't
like you, man. No, well, the thing was that supposedly
my grandma's uncle was very, very sick. And the
aunt told his wife, because I don't know, it's
a lechusa that's doing something to you. It's
a lot of blah, blah. So my grandma was like,
what are we going to do? We're going to see if
we can find her. We were like, all right, whatever.
So they were out there walking around. So they
all went inside. It's a little shack. You see
my grandma? It's a little shack, a little loom
shack. Back in the day. And you could hear the
wings on top of the roof. They were clicking,
clanging the claws and everything. So my grandma
was telling me that my great uncle, he had a
bowl of holy water. and he had a like a handkerchief
he dipped the handkerchief in the holy water
and started tying up knots and saying the hell
marries backwards and while he's doing that my
grandma she says I'm like 12 years old like okay
grandma whatever you say my brother's like oh
my god this is actually happening so I'm like
I'm the tough one my brother's freaking out but
when she tells me in the corner of the room you
could see a lady come out of the shadows. She
just comes out, long hair, her arms are, she
has no top, she's leaking milk. She had just
given birth to a baby. And my uncle was talking
to her. My great uncle was talking to her, he
goes, why are you doing this to me? He goes,
either I kill you here or I let you go and leave
me alone. And he goes, no. And she was pleading
for her life. No, don't kill me. I just have
a brand new baby. I won't bother you anymore,
blah, blah. So my grandfather just let her go.
Urban Legend has it when my grandmother says
about a couple of weeks later, he started feeling
better. He went into town and sure enough, saw
her pushing a stroller with the baby in it. I'm
all like, that's when I'm like, holy shit. Really?
But my grandmother, the way she would tell it,
you know, it was like, that's some scary shit.
That is some scary shit. So, but I mean, we all
grew up. And if I've been Latino, the Latino
heritage, we always have the stories of La Chusa,
La Llorona, La Mano Pacona. And all that stuff.
I mean, did your parents tell you those kinds
of stories growing up? Who was the one that would
terrify you? My mom, whenever I would cry, she'd
be like, That was my mom. No, my mom, like, to
this day, I cannot sleep without covering my
feet. Because she's like, the weather is listed,
or te vas a dar el diablo las patas en la noche.
She's either, like, sweaty with my feet covered.
That's how you know she was the bad one, right?
That's how you know she was the bad one, because
I ain't even had a little spasm. Me in her shorter
room, and she talking her sleep. And sit down.
Oh my god. So did she. She didn't know it, but
yes. This podcast just went left feeling real.
We got people who freeze when they sleep. We
got people who sip and talk while they sleep.
And we got people who are grabbing hands in a
haunted house and she freaks out. Wow. You know,
I sleep when I sleep. I don't know if anyone
does that anymore. I know it's funny. This is
totally breaking the, not the fourth wall, but.
outside the podcast when I see you here when
I come by I say hello every time I come for lunch
I was talking to which the one has the mirrors
me this one the mirrors on the wall I was in
mirrors we're talking about that she has a hallway
she has a hallway of mirrors facing each other
yeah just everywhere dude because I'm a mirror
collector That's not a thing? No, man. I don't
believe in that. I don't believe spirits come
through mirrors, but that's my belief. So I feel
like if you don't believe it, like you don't
manifest it. Right, right. Oh, but you believe
in manifestation. This girl, don't get her started
on manifestation. She makes the water a cinnamon
water. her cinnamon water she manifest. Let's
switch the conversation up. It's right there
in your purse. No, but I mean, having mirrors,
you know, it depends on your intentions. If you
want to talk to spirits through them, yeah, but
if you want, they can also, they reflect light
and they, you know, it's a lot of religions use
mirrors, you know, because they reflect light.
I just like to look at myself at every angle
when I'm walking in my house. No, no, no, you
don't need to explain to me. I love a good full
length mirror. I have never met a reflection
of myself that I don't enjoy. That I don't enjoy.
I'll tell you right now, I'm not enjoying this
picture right now. I can hear you. I wish you
could read my thoughts. Ew, that's disgusting.
You are gifted. No, but that's crazy. You got
to send us a picture of that. I would love to
post that on our on our on our Facebook page
Wow. Wow. Because when I'm making my bed, I want
to make sure like every corner is pulled. Or
that nothing's going to come out from under the
bed, under the bed. Bounce a quarter on that
sucker. Yep, we're good. No, and I'm always like,
every time I go to a thrifty, every time I go
to a thrift store, I'm like, oh, look at the
mirror, look at the mirror. My wife is like,
please, no more mirrors. I'm like, why? I love
mirrors. He's a little joker. No more closed
doors! No more closed doors! And he believes
in that whole mirror thing. He's like, oh my
God. I'm just like, whatever. There was one here
earlier, right? We have to talk with that guy
in a minute. For somebody to just say a thief
came in and took them all. But that's the only
thing they took it! You know what this means?
Mirror shopping! Just tell them not to talk to
anybody in the mirror. Just walk away from them.
Yeah, just walk away. Yeah, I already do it.
That was the thing they used to tell us in high
school. Stand in front of a mirror and say...
Oh my gosh. And throw water and turn the light
on and off. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm
still waiting. They did that when we were little.
My mom was like, what the hell? She's just in
there throwing water in the mirror. It's usually
the older crowd that like... That's freaking
nuts, dude. I mean, like I said, in the spirit
of Halloween, I want to add on a little bit of
that because I mean, it's like, yeah, this. in
particular like paranormal stuff that happens
and stuff like that you know it's kind of nuts
especially he gets even more more uh aroused
during the halloween time man because it you
know can you use another word than arousal no
that's uh that's the best word to use it is because
uh yeah it scares the shit out of me sometimes
now but consider that this hotel so does taxes
do well taxes scare the relating crap out of
me mostly when we look we also file in this version
of halloween Dead people's taxes. What? Yes.
Yeah, you can talk to me about that. I want to
hear this. Shut your mouth. Okay. Shut your mouth.
Tell me, come on. We have two customers that
passed away in here. We're working on their taxes,
but, you know, we have to get all the paperwork
from whoever's going to get the money. Right.
You know, send it to the IRS and all that. But
we, you know, just because you died doesn't mean
that you can't pay your taxes. You're not out.
You're not out. If you're doing it, Ethan, we'll
get it for you. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds about
right. That's crazy. So you do that also. Wow.
That is nuts. I would have thought that. Darren
and I, we're going to help you. God bless. Apparently
not even dead. Somebody should talk to my sister.
Oh my gosh, dude, that's nuts. I did not expect
that. Yeah, it came out of film. Sorry, buddy.
I still love you though. Thanks. But no, it's
crazy that you talk about that because yeah,
that's something that, you know, It doesn't stop.
It doesn't stop at any point. And I know... Well,
it just goes to show you, like, there really
does need to be better planning in families,
because I know, like, it happened to me. Like,
we just talked about it, and my parents did,
like, you know, the bare minimum, but it wasn't
really, like, planned out well, so now I have
to deal with the consequences of that. Right.
And if there had been a service like this more...
you know, available and my parents weren't, you
know, that's crazy. It would have been great
to take advantage of this because it really does
help having someone who's knowledgeable and,
you know, trustworthy in these situations to
like help plan that out. You know, what are we
going to do with any back taxes that are owed?
You know, what taxes do we, what's going to happen
when, you know, someone passes away? Who's going
to get the property? Who's going to be? Because
how many families out there like, you know, it
gets dirty, dude. Yeah. Yeah. The family, you
know, uh, uh, the father or the mother, somebody
has a, has a piece of property and, you know,
there's four kids and when they die, like, no,
no, no, it's probably meaningless, but there's
nothing written down. So everyone is, everyone's
fighting for their piece. Everyone, you know,
it w it would be nice to have something like
this. Service like this to help right get that
far as I mean, I know it's all in one But do
you all touch base like in wheels and stuff like
that also? Really actually just like you mentioned
somebody's prepared their paperwork She's getting
a reading because something happens and she's
like when I died this property belongs to this
person and if she's not of age yet Then it goes
to this person and you can't sell it and we follow
the paperwork that needs to get followed with
Yeah, because it really is just that common because,
you know, my provider, she was telling me about
what's going on in her life, and that's the exact
situation. We're also starting a provider service.
That's another company we have. That's the other
office next to ours. You hire her, she'll bring
her mares. Your face says it all. No, you're
gonna bring your provider along. Do you also
do roofing? I think Onora construction does.
He was my contractor. Really? So not only that
all -in -one provides so many services. Look
at that man, they offer the taxes. They get the
permits. You can get your paperwork done for
us and help. get your citizenship. All the needs
of dentistry you need to get your taxes, get
your paperwork done, get your teeth pulled. Well
we'll do it. We can just forget that. You want
some of that shit? You want some of that shit?
We can eat it this way? Come on over. You want
to decorate your house? I like your decorator
point. You can do it. Wow. Oh she also has a
photography business. Yes. Yes. Family portraits?
Them downstairs. Them downstairs. The first floor.
The first floor. You're going to need to take
up the old bar room, or the bar. Yeah, the second
floor. Oh, the sweat there? Yeah. Oh, that's
really nice. I think it's already rented out.
Is it? Yeah. We were already discussing what
else to do downstairs. Right? Yeah. It is available
and it is quite lonely down there now. Yeah.
Especially when you hear it by yourself and there's
no music. Right? You obviously hear all the creaks
and noises. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Okay, that's personal. I
thought it was a Halloween decoration. I was
like, what? Oh, you mean Jeeves on the second
floor? What's his name? I call him Jeeves every
time I walk in. But his name's Roy. He told me
that his name's Roy. Well, it was Roy. Well,
it was Roy. But did he get his name changed?
No, he turned him into a mannequin when he was...
Apparently, yeah. Well, yeah, they said that
it was a former employee of the building. Yeah,
that's what they told us. And then died. Ladies
and gentlemen, at the Villa Cortez, we have podcasting,
taxes, and a taxidermy, you know what I mean?
Well, we didn't do it, but that's our story.
That's the only thing we won't do. Well, there
is a reason why... We'll stop your podcast, but
we won't stop you. For real? For real. Oh, y
'all need to hear that. Ladies, I want to say,
first of all, I want to say thank you for coming
to the podcast. I appreciate you guys taking
the time out. Come a little fun with us here.
I know we're neighbors and it's awesome knowing
that we have somebody next door now. Not only
does Texas, but maybe in the future. Help us
out a little bit with down the line with the
LSC. There's a lot of these situations that,
like you said, a lot of families are in that
will use their help. Yeah, big time, big time.
Social media is on all the ladies. Go ahead and
let us know where we can find you and everything.
Go ahead. What? Okay, so I have my social media
for my photography studio. Go ahead, go ahead.
We're still building. everything else for the
all -in -one, all -in -one -tax .net is our website,
www .all -in -one -tax .net. You can come in,
schedule your appointment with us there. You
need to reach us. You can also go to onigotsoffotography
.com, reach me, or Susie, we're all available.
What's our email? In our website, all our emails
are there. Yeah, all our emails are there. We
have a... A book and appointment with us, that
is a message. We again also have a credit repair
service so debt happens calm You can also reach
us there if you need to clear your credit. That
happens. It's because they ask us for all this.
Yes. Do you guys refer credit? Sure. Can you
change my registration? It's all double -ridden.
Yes, we could do that too. You know, anything
that needs to be notarized. Any power of attorneys.
You know, your baby mama, Tejo Niño, and took
off for five days. Come over here. We'll give
you a power of attorney, you know? Take it apart.
Otra vez. You know about us. We all figure it
out already, so don't worry. Ladies and gentlemen,
if you guys are watching on the screen right
now, we have the QR code for you guys to scan
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take you straight to their website so you can
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ladies are hardworking ladies, and they're at
it 24 -7 as much as they can. If you cannot get
in touch with them, it's because they're very
busy. Don't be afraid to come on by. Knock on
the door. I sound like a three's company there.
Well, there are three of them. Come on by. knock
on the door, see their home here in their office,
and they'll gladly help you out, man. Or visit
our neighbor. Just let us know you came by. Yeah.
And we're also very funny. So we don't have a
dull moment here. We can tell. We can tell. I
bet they'll have a lot more stories. If this
podcast was two hours, we would have a lot of
stories. But we need an LLC first. We definitely
need an LLC first. Ladies, thank you so much
for coming to the podcast. We appreciate you
guys. Thank you for having us. Thank you for
the invitation. We appreciate it. Anything that's
coming up ahead for December, any little coupons
available, just let us know. Hit us up and we'll
gladly mention you're in the podcast. And if
you start typing in January 2nd, again, let us
know. I figured out who I'm going to give these
corn maze tickets to. Somebody loves mazes and
likes to go to haunted things. I might go to
that lady right over there. We'll see you there
after the show. Should we have another story
about the Don of Maze? No, no, no. That was after
the show. Is it about that special corner in
the back? Forget it. We know. Was that the mysterious
smoke that was coming in the back Anyways now
guys, thank you so much Ladies and gentlemen,
that was our podcast that one hour and five minutes
not bad Oh, by the way, our episode came up on
the New York network podcast for the South Texas
STV episode from last week. It was picked by
the staff as one of the favorites and it's up
and running there on that world network podcast.
So we're on there. Yeah. And so a lot of other
ones were out there too, man. That's a big plus
for us, man. We appreciate everybody that tunes
in and listens to us. Spotify. I'm not sure the
SCVT crew will be happy to hear that. Yeah, they
were very happy when I let them know, guys. Excellent.
But other than that, Chu, what do you think about
today's episode, man? Very enlightening for more
than one reason. Why? Not just taxes, but apparently
some very erotic stories that we're going to
talk about. Cause I'm sorry, mirrors above the
bed. That's something that they're going to have
to come talk to my brother for the Cheeseman
podcast. They're going to have to figure out,
yeah, they need to get in contact with them so
they can come and talk about that. Because they're
also, they're also a paranormal investigator.
There's one that actually does a paranormal investigation.
But if they say they need to investigate your
underwear drawer now, don't believe it. Make
sure they have their LLC. It's funny cause we're
talking, they're trying to whisper and they don't
know that their mics are off. Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so much tune in next week. We have
a special guest coming down from Houston, Texas
We have mentioned this last month. I think it
was or in September. We are gonna be featured
in a Chicano life magazine. Yeah, so we are gonna
be hopefully when she comes down she will have
the actual What are we talking about? Actual
magazine website ready up and running. But anyways,
man, it was I will let you know the exact dates
I'm not sure he's gonna be Tuesday or Thursday.
I will let you know through the week. Just stay
tuned We will get to you ASAP. Let you know when
that happens. Yes sign us off to you I've been
to and I will see you next week Trust me. It's
gonna be a good episode. It's gonna be a lot
of fun and like always guys mostly about me Whatever.
Later skaters! Peace out! Good night everybody.