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Once again here on a Thursday night 7 30 p .m.
I know we're in just a little late, but it's
all good and yes I do have a big shout out to
finally getting chewed back in the pot I know
it's been raining last couple of days and we
did find out what the weather report was thanks
to our our good friend actually guest today he
didn't mention the podcast last week the only
reason why it's been flooding me about it is
because Kiki Caballero had his shirt off and
that's why Tinsmith Callie personally says, put
your shirt back on there. I can't take much more
water. It's horrible. But anyways, guys, this
week on the podcast, they're back. They're back.
are on a journey, because the last time they
were here, I know you weren't here when the little
brother was here when we interviewed him the
first time, they were prior, they were the Double
Dragon Tag Team Champions. Unfortunately, something
happened along the way. So this is going to be
a whole new, different era for us today. So we
don't know what we're in for. But ladies and
gentlemen, we bring to you Los Party. Perros
del Valle, Frank the Zang man over here, and
Big Papi. I just cleaned myself up. Oh my gosh,
dude. Oh, jeez. Hold on. Get back here. There
we go. Oh my goodness. Jesus Christ. And right
on cue, too. He was just waiting for me. Well,
last time we were here, it was a misfire because
he couldn't get it done. But I guess somebody's
been stroking him and practicing. It's just so
everybody was looking at him. It's all about
technique it's all about technique and release
buddy, it's all about technique and release don't
ask me I just know What's going on guys welcome
back to the podcast guys Thank you guys for having
us here. My name is Frank This is a good thing
But so what's going on guys, I know the last
time you walked in here you had some gold You
know, ever since I've had my newborn daughter,
I haven't been to training, and I've been slipping
up. The dad duties are getting in the way, and,
you know, I take full responsibility, Papi, I'm
sorry. But you know what? We can get back at
it, man. We get back at it, and we'll get the
gold. It's within our reach. It's within our
reach. It's on the road. Yeah. That's good to
hear. Big shout out to that. Good job, man. I'm
hoping you guys are doing well. Yeah, especially
when Danny chances behind it, though. So Tyler
talk to us a little bit guys what's going on
we've been going off the last couple of weeks
we haven't seen yet I was exactly they were they
were the first ones accompany Christian the the
actual studio with their beautiful confetti well
in the industry it's uh the money shot but anyway
that's a whole nice story uh that's right we
were the first yeah not the last so talk to us
man what's been going on in the world of los
party perros environment talk to me what's going
on man we've had our ups and downs a lot of downs
lately um the kill joys what can i say about
the kill joys What can you say? They really suck
the joy out of them. They really kill the joy
out of them. I'm not going to lie to you, man.
These guys, they're intense. They're intense.
They're intense, yeah. Well, they've been making
some moves all over you, though, man. Talk to
us, man. Talk to us. Now that they got Judas
Douglas with them Oh, I don't know what I'm sorry
JD, but I call him Judas Judas Damn I did see
some of the playback. I did see that there was
a minor short betrayal on that match and just
to let you know he already Talked over he's already
commenting on the podcast. He's saying Frank's
pop was smaller So talk to us man what's going
on now now I know the The plan is to jump back
into the mix and go out there and do your thing
again. I got another comment She matched with
me on Tinder. Wow. She was mad that we didn't
reply. Oh my God. So talk to us now. What's going
on with the world? Now that you're on the pursuit
again, once again, for these titles, you know,
there are a little bit more obstacles in the
way now. In fact, there's a lot more people gunning
for them now. I know these guys. the Killjoys
are holding it down so far as what I've seen
on replays and all that good stuff. What are
the plans? I mean, what is the process of going
through the whole thing going back again? Getting
back to the basics, basically, just the fundamentals
and just getting, getting the training in there
because I mean, really, I don't think there's
anybody in the tag team division up here in the
Valley that can match our energy, what we bring
to the matches and the rain and all that. So
it's just getting back to the basics. We had
a few hiccups and slips, but. Right. No, no big
deal. We'll get it. We'll get it soon enough.
I can taste it. Speaking of, there's a commentator
out there thinking that he could get in our heads
and really offer something that we can't bring
to the table already. Really? Yeah. I don't know,
man. I don't feel like we need extra help. We
just need to focus. Right. And we got rid of
the nightmares of pain, where they at, right?
They're gone. They're gone. They're gone. We
got rid of the other squad that was coming after
our belts, too. Right, right. Why can't we do
the same with the Killjoys? We got this. In fact,
where's Brandon? He wasn't even there in the
last match. I always got your back. Thanks, man.
There you go, man. There you go. I mean, seeing
these guys in the ring, I tell you... I went
to a citrus live the first one y 'all did I know
you had a tag team match I forgot the name the
other two guys forgettable. Sorry Not really
man, cuz If you go back and look at this in particular
one, bro They were beating the crap out each
other with a belt though. You heard that it wasn't
poppers man These were these were smacks with
this belt across your back your chest. I never
heard a chop by Frank Norfelix that loud bro
that is an amazing shot but Ric Flair would be
would be honored to be probably be chopped by
one of you guys because yes they they are loud
man it's amazing thank you yeah when you get
hit over the belt in the back of the chest it's
just that rage just comes out I got more comments
coming up saying again. That's what he's saying
right here. Where are the other wrestlers? Where
are the other wrestlers out there? Do you even
know your basics? Oh my gosh. Do you know how
to put a fork down? Oh my gosh. And we said the
kill joints are the better tag team. Wow. Wow,
dude. Is it belts? Is it belts suck it? I agree.
That's what Jonathan does the same. Belts suck.
I will agree. That's probably the only thing
we agree on. Yeah, I mean those, those, those,
that boy sounded nasty bro. That was a vicious
unprovoked death. So Tom, Tom, you guys, you
guys are like, I don't know man, I mean the last
time you guys, is it, is it a different atmosphere
now that, I don't want to lay into it too much,
but knowing that, not having the gold around,
has the party kind of toned down a little bit?
Or it's just raving up again, raving up again
to... get these belts to get around your waist.
I feel like it's just revving it up, man. I feel
like losing the gold, really going through that
with the Killjoys really put things into perspective.
I think it's just a matter of getting the party
going, you know? It doesn't die, man. It's a
very interesting, it's a very interesting point
of view. It slows down when the beer is gone.
That's why you make a beer run. That's true.
That's true. Especially, especially if you're
pointing to these guys, you better make a beer
run every 50 minutes. So, needless to say, you
guys are in pursuit of these belts again. I know
There's so many people out there right now that
I've seen Do these promos that Frank does these
promos, bro? They Are non -stop amazing every
single one I see it just puts a smile on my face
because I go mom This is what everybody's do
and once I started talking about that I started
seeing more people throwing their promos out
and they're getting better They're getting better.
I know you're Should I say what you're I guess
what I've heard the great bang your your new
Kind of a best friend undercover best friend
almost Martin has been You know doing some pretty
good promos also What the heck is this what does
that say? frank the tank what uh you what does
that say this is you frank i love frank the tank
i'm your biggest fan wow you see what i'm talking
about dude his mom is there to witness it oh
wow wow and i think this he's finally coming
to his senses now he lost the belt so uh i think
that belt needs to be uh jd i'm sorry i'm assuming
j has that belt or did he keep bringing it oh
martin got it back on the back And that's the
whole reason he lost to Ryan. God dang it. What
are you doing losing to Martin, bro? Oh, God.
Please tell me Martin, please. It could be some
part of a bigger plan. Oh, God. Yeah. Unfortunately,
some people can't take the loss of losing titles
and they can't refocus and they have to join
other groups. You know what I mean? Or just losing
to Martin. Oh, my God. Right. You're telling
me what? And yeah, I got some people agreed about
the promos that Frank does. Frank promos are
pretty good. I give them that. That's from Marty.
He says that I can get Frank the tank. Thank
you. He makes the he makes funny and entertaining
promos. And he says right here, hold on. Yeah,
just pretty much put out there. wow uh just for
your information guys i do have jd coming in
in october he will be here on the podcast uh
he'll be here um i know he reached out to me
asap after i think it was after uh i'm not mistaken
foxico came on the podcast by the way see and
the thing is here's the interesting thing man
is i'm gonna throw this out there i'm gonna throw
this out to these guys because let me tell you
how special these guys are to me man the first
time they were here we had this setup opposite
ways. You see, now we changed it. It's a new
intro, the new look. And here they are again,
the Chris and the damn thing. I mean, what more
do you want? Get some of that in your face, buddy.
Here's a little bit of Pero Del Valle in your
face. Get that DNA in there. Don't ask for the
happy ending So doctors man, what's uh, what's
the journey what's the journey been like? It
was a really great experience coming on to the
two new podcasts the first time however, I gotta
say I hope no more i tried to turn it around
and i couldn't put it put it to rest dude put
it to rest because i had a lot of people announcing
that day for the toxic thing that was going on
put it to rest right now did my little brother
or did he not start these chants for stds Long
story short... Here comes the chance. Everybody
start it up. STDs! STDs! When I still go by Downtown
Felix as well. Alright. And for the longest time
I wanted to have a Sammy the Dude as a sidekick.
Oh, okay. Alright, alright. And if you abbreviate
Sammy the Dude... Yeah, it's STDs. And I'm going
to accept that to the wrong people. And they
kind of just stuck on Frank. Oh, Frank, man.
But, hey, man, Super Toxy Poodle Star is cool,
too, I guess. That is cool. Hey, man, all I know
is that there was Dr. Om in the promotions checking,
and he came out awesome. Shout out to Dr. Plum.
Everybody was giving him shout outs last week,
bro. We even thought he was here. We were giving
him shout outs. So he goes, shout out to him
again, JD. Shout out to Dr. Plum. George came
in. Pizza Hut on Dove. Oh, God. Nice to plug.
Oh, man. I got a story for you on Pizza Hut,
but I'll leave it now. I'm going to gross the
shit out of you guys. I think you know what I'm
talking about. Yes, I do. Oh, I'm going to. Oh,
just wait. We'll get there. We'll get there.
Don't worry. What up, people? Little secrets.
No, but. So talk to us about what's going on,
what we were saying before, Frank. No, it was
just that chant, man. Yeah, it's good, though.
It's good. I mean, as long as the crowd's interacting
and they're there, regardless, it could still...
Take you to the greener sands, where you might
have greener salt there, sand, all that's take
a look. Yeah, because the last thing you'd want
is to go out there and then eat. What's a party
without STDs? Go ahead. I know you got more.
Fix them out. Go ahead. Jokes on you, that's
plastic. That's what she said. Wow. Wow. There
it is. Oh my God. But so you have this match.
We're talking the whole JD betrayal. Yeah. Oh,
what exactly? Oh, here we go. I got the comics
here. That's what it was. Kitty Franco already
coming out here saying, what's up, big dildos?
Wow. Wow. You can never find anything interesting
than Frank. Moonecat, dude. I'm Moonecat. I'm
talking about a bottle of Applebee's if you sit
there. But anyways. Oh my god, I was trying to
thought what I was about to say, man. It doesn't
matter anymore. You know what? Fuck it. Just
one time, at Bandcamp with Mooncat. There's something
about trees. And a flute. And a flute. And whatnot.
But I was saying, the betrayal. On JD what walk
us through what exactly happened? I know he had
just lost the belt if I'm mistaken. I just recently
lost the belt to Martin Okay Oh, wow. Wow, I
didn't know that. J .D. ruined that old man's
life, and then he came after ours. Okay, so while
Chris was in the match, you guys are in the middle
of a match. Yeah. Okay. Was this a championship
match? I was about to win. It was. It was a ladder
match. Okay. Bobby was on the cusp of getting
that belt, and I was holding it down. I was holding
it down. We had it there. I see J .D. come out,
and I figure he's gonna come out and celebrate
with us, because we're about to win, right? So
I open up my arms big wide big smile JD bang
Turn yeah turns knock down the ladder poppy loses
it JD turns on us. It was was horrible this the
betrayal Really messed me up emotionally not
gonna lie. So what was why but why what was the
whole deal that whole turn around thing? I lost
a brother that day So at the moment you're falling
down from the heavens there uh Felix What's what's
going through your what's going through your
mind after you see the trail I don't know man
like the whole night was off It felt like we
were we were not all there we're not um Miscommunication
Just to have Jenny on top of that make it worse
worse right right right kind of just felt like
We need to figure out what we need to do to get
back on top of things. And if it means that we
had to get Jamie out of the way as well with
the killjoys, then unfortunately, we'll lose
one more Applebee's member. More Applebee's for
us. You and I have to go to these Applebee meetings.
They sound intense, right? They sound intense.
Another round of wings here. Just keep them coming.
No, so the portrayal happens all that all that
goes down after the match do you Buy him it by
a chance from what was happening this past weekend,
correct? Have you crossed paths with him recently
or? Actually, he doesn't want to talk about a
man of action Wow Wow, so that's happening with
JD right now. I see and I got more people talking
here I got the cheap pop like I always do That
old dude George says only the pop matters Kitty
Frank is the kill. Joy is the sex toys. Wow!
Wow! Wow! S &M anybody? Jesus! and you got george
saying the cars uh had uh four told this event
as there was uh documented when the kill joints
visited my realm asking for answers i don't know
you could have hang out with striker man yeah
this looks like some tnd stuff oh wow wow I'm
not a big TV guy, but I know you got something
to say about that. Oh, it was an excellent bird.
When you're from that realm, that was a bird's
turn. Wow. That was good, guys. It was an excellent
bird. Excellent bird. So now. What's next on
the plate guys? I mean as far as next match I
think you have another match coming up this weekend.
I know every every Sunday is always the landmark
something's always going on. I know that Martin's
gonna go against JD and I hope that nerd beats
the hell out of him. Martin I lend you my energy
wherever you're at. Beat his ass man. Felix looks
hurt man. Felix confused and hurt. I've been
like, oh, weird about the whole thing. I'm still
trying to get it. It's still processing. I mean,
it sucks, but we're here. Right. You both sound
like you're still processing a lot of things.
The guy brought up an interesting point, like,
where was it? Come on. We were all there. Where
was it? I don't know. Probably chopping somebody
in the back or something. No doubt. Would you
see the focus? I got Victoria Longoria saying
hi cousin, greetings from Kenosha Wisconsin.
There you go. And George Stryker talked to me
about it, the D &D. He plays the baby, I play
the spreadsheet. You beat me through it. There
you go. There you go. That one has surgery. Tell
me more about these spread cheeks. What did I
miss? What did I miss and what D &D is this?
Why hasn't Chew been invited? No, this is shit,
man. Well, that's crazy, dude. That's crazy.
I mean... I was going to say something right
now about this whole, there's a lot of stuff
going on right now in the RGB as far as wrestling
promotions. There's so many that are going on.
Last week we did have Kiki Caballero on the podcast
with El Cacahuate. They were here and there's
been a widespread, I've been seeing a lot of
you guys being spread out, not only just here
in the Valley of the Promotions. but also north
oh yeah yeah you guys have been traveling north
now well we went to san antonio recently and
before that keiken so many other guys were in
houston in fact in san antonio after my match
the place kind of burned down wow That's a party.
That's a party. He has a big bright future ahead
of himself. Yeah. Good luck. He's improved a
lot more. Right. His Huracan Rana's are... I
mean, his Rana's could be a little... What was
that? As Leachie once said... Oh, my God. He
killed me. Leachie needs to work on his Rana's.
Oh, my God. On his Rana's? On his Rana's. Wow.
He says, don't let the patrol distract you. His
problems are better. About a year ago, he needed
to work on it. but now he's he's one of those
guys that's gonna make it pretty uh pretty far
as long as he right keeps his mind set on it
i got george system let the patrol distract you
from the elite class warrior martin's second
title reign that's so almost as a slap cure well
i've seen the same damage i made to the show
this week i got franco kitty franco say don't
play dnd i play v and b all right uh jesus christ
that's that's called playing with scissors there
friend go get a ride uh and then jacinto saying
can jacinto saying uh can someone slap you wow
they really love you today again that's like
a welcome back for you uh christopher uh ramos
saying frank the tank gore Cordita. Oh, wow.
That sounds interesting. I got Jonathan Douglas
saying his second reign is going to be the last
of this week. And of course, Ruben Hernandez
talks to go eat corn the long way. Charlie. Oh,
my God. It's either. Oh, Frank? Frank? Frank
always got you, man. I always got your back.
Hey, don't worry. What's going on? Oh, shit,
I remember in that fucking episode when he said
that, got your back. Does anybody have a comeback
story? You know, Rocky, you know, and Kim Karnation?
What? Well, yeah, she got coming back, right?
Wow. Wow. Oh my God. Okay, uh, and then they're
saying Tuxico es mi campeón. All right. You know
what the funny thing is? Uh -oh. We got a phone
call coming in. Oh. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. It's 8
o 'clock. My bad. That's right. Daily routine.
Daily routine. All right, let me put the camera
away. I want to see what's going on here. Oh,
it's Tuxico. Oh, my God. I hate you! You suck!
Foxygoat! You suck, Foxygoat! I hate you! I hate
everything about you! You suck, sir! And you're
the fart of RGV! What the fuck was this? You
just hang up on him! Wow! Now I gotta change
my number. This is a daily thing. It's like a
drug, like a therapy, dude. It's clockwork. You
know what the funny thing is? It's the same hour,
actually, when Thug School was ending the podcast,
that phone call came in. Wow. We reinforced the
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Oh, you didn't see the pond? You don't see anything,
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he was screaming out. Someone tagged us from
behind. It was straight up. And then he got up
and said, we almost got him. We almost got him.
So I was like, all right, dude. Shout out to
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miscommunication here on the comments here. I
got Katie Farris says fuck you Toxaco, and Downtown
Feeding saying fuck you Toxaco, and I got Toxaco,
hey! It works, it works. I got Toxaco saying
fuck you Frank, how'd you get my number? And
then Frank says fuck you, I hate you Toxaco,
and then Toxaco got Toxaco from the public toilet
writing. JD saying fuck you. He goes, yeah, you're
mom, Charlie. Wow! Wow, um, Dr. Hill doesn't
even know what two plus two is. Sean's saying
I'll swing. What on anybody? Swing first, ask
questions later. This is true. My brother was,
you ever seen Roadhouse? Remember in the movie
when they finally kill the main guy and he's
on the ground and the one of the bad guys is
covered by a bear? You know, they ask, did you
see anything? No. What about you? No. They ask
the little short guy, you see anything? A bear
fell on me. That was my little brother. He wasn't
about to get mixed up with that. He said, Thuxo
gets off the mom topic, because I guess... I
just got off of yours. Wow! Zing Damn. Wow. You
know what? This is true. His mom must be a big
guy. Jesus. Wow. Wow. Wow. Dude, I had, oh shit,
you gotta kill Chew here next to me. Wow. Wow.
I've only known you for a couple of minutes.
The bigger the panza, the greater the chanza.
Oh, wow. Wow. I'll give you, I'll give you, I'll
give you one of those, man. That was a good one.
That's a new one for me. Puro Tacuache. Puro
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But so let's talk a little bit. about this whole
I want to get down to the meat and greens about
this man because I know you Frank are always
gunning for Toxico every single time I want to
hear you're in because I asked him he goes I
don't even know why he fucking hates me bro you
know why I don't know why really when i first
came to new breed i saw this kid he had a good
look he was you know very nice you know wow but
yeah but i mean i don't know man and then i see
him come out and i'm cheering for him and he's
like ah fuck you and i'm like oh no oh buddy
that that's it man that's it and now ever since
that day when he comes out with his freaking
smoke bombs and everything you just i don't like
it i don't like it he's polluting Don't worry
buddy there's pills for that Phoenix we got Go
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He might need a bowl. I got Chris saying, Frank
has more wrestling experience in his pinky than
Tuxico has in his whole body. Wow. That's a big
ass pinky. Wow. Oh my god. If I ever get a chance
to go one on one with Toxic, just know that I'm
not holding back. I'm letting it all. Why hasn't
this match been made yet? Toxic was scared. He
runs away. That's the only reason I could think
of it. He's scared. Which, I mean, I don't blame
him. He likes to fight women for belts. Apparently.
Well, unfortunately, one woman beat his ass.
Wow, man. Shout out to Nikki Weigel. Shout out
to Nikki Weigel, man. Congratulations. You're
up in school, man. I hope everything goes good
for you up there. keep a strong head man do what
you gotta do and then come home when you're ready
or make surprise appearances once in a while
you have a chance to make sure to take it in
front of your studies man but uh yeah okay i
got some weird george saying no not the blanks
yeah yeah unfortunately uh but we should smack
dogs good one kid bro he goes sean is saying
we uh i should smack dogs go but i'm against
animal abuse wow Wow. Wow. And JD saying Frank
would choke. Oh, wow. A lot of words, Judas Douglas.
A lot of words. Judas Douglas. You weren't trying
to lose against Martin, am I right? That's right.
Well, you know, we weren't talking about pizza,
you know. Were we? We were talking about pizza.
I'm going to say something. I'm going to say
where. And I'm going to bring this. Bring this.
Oh, dude. Let me tell you. Right? Story time.
No. Where's that little chime here? I don't have
that. Hey, once upon a time. And coming to the
ring I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry Martin.
I'm sorry. No, I'm not Anyways, so I'm not gonna
say where I heard the story because I don't want
to Give them make them credible for it. But I'm
the story that I was told he had he had gone
to Pizza Hut here in the valley and we're gonna
say where uh and you know doing his thing whatever
and he ate he left he works in the doctor's office
and uh all of a sudden uh there's this guy that
walks in you know and i can say what kind of
office it was but you try to put two and together
you'll understand uh talked to the person that
was in charge, started telling the story, what
he did, because he has, it's a little messed
up, a little messed up, you know, through the
years, I guess, I'm not sure he was a soldier
at a time or, you know, something, you know,
you know, so, you know, it is what it is. But
it's gotten to the point where he told the story,
and he said he used to work at Pizza Hut, but
he got fired. He got fired for one reason only.
So one day, I guess his manager was pissing him
off. He got so pissed off. He was running. He
was doing things slow. He was going. We had customers.
I guess it was a lunch hour. So this guy just
lost it and took a big shit in the mozzarella
about the meatball sauce. And what? Why is this
guy on the podcast? He took a huge dump inside
that spaghetti meatball thing and he served it,
man. He tells the story of that and I guess one
of the customers... I guess the smell. Recognize
the texture. I know shit when I taste one. I
live in a farm. That boy's eating too much corn.
Oh, wow. No. No. No. That tastes like my boy.
So that's why I never eat a... pizzas anymore
that is why that's why or that i never i never
i never ordered the spaghetti meatballs ever
again anywhere i go anymore we can assure you
that dr plum does not do that doesn't take shits
in the pizza sauce oh my god uh the chances are
never zero And Douglas saying, oh, I'm sorry,
Sean saying, Toxaco is the reason why there are
instructions on shampoo bottles. Sean also, I
look at Toxaco and think, what's the waste of
two billion years of evolution? Wow. And Rashid
replied to Shadi, yeah, he's an evoked chimp.
Douglas wants to know which Pizza Hut is. Again,
don't worry. When you come on, I'll give you
directly direction of where to go and ask if
that person's still working there. So. Tuck and
Ruben, of course, ate tuxo, eats meatballs whole.
Wow. Dan, someone doing nothing about wrestling.
Bro, this just went south, bro. This is going
to be going after freaking tux ago. It started
south, dude. It literally came out south. But
no, man. So what's the future for you guys right
now? Doc's a pretty cousin, so I'm gonna go after
that. Wow. I was going for my okay, whatever.
What about his mom? You were all over him. I'm
happily taken, so... How did you do all the birdie
or puppy? I'll do the rounds. Wow. Okay, why
not? We can handle all the toxicants. Oh my God.
No, but seriously, on the deep end, what's going
on? What's going on in the world with you guys?
What's going on? So we have to, honestly, step
up our game. And we want to bounce back. If it's
not the tag team titles, if it means singles
gold for all three of us, including Calavera.
then we'll do it, no matter what it takes. Yeah.
Frank? Just reiterate that we got to get back
to, you know, the original, back to the originality
of what brought us together, which, you know,
get back in the groove. Yeah. I mean, it happens.
Your relationships have ebbs and flows and it's,
you know, you just got to go back and go back
to the beginning and figure out, you know, what
went wrong. You know, just take it as a fight.
Right. Yeah. And I got people actually saying
right now that Tuxco is a poor excuse for a champ.
I go with it. I break up from the perros. Party
perros will go, we'll be going solo. Let's put
it this way. We're going to still be together.
And if it means that I have to go on my own route,
and if I need my brother to support me and he's
there, then he'll be there for me. And vice versa.
Friends with benefits. Wow Wow And Sean has a
very good point you guys just need to party harder
drink harder and get those titles back I hear
you know, but I mean all serious guys you guys
have put out the last time I saw you guys perform
out there You guys are, you put on a show. You
put on a show, like I said, the chops are freaking
crazy. They sound nasty from a distance. It's
actually because I was on stage doing the commentating.
You guys are about at least 30 feet in front
of me, bro. And those things were popping left
and right. Literally Chop City. Like dang and
Frank was like, come on. Give it to me. Give
it to me. Come on It was like who can do a lot
of chop. Come on. Come on Turn around I Said
a chop not a spank that after the match but uh,
yeah, but those were literally Crazy. I mean
as far as like the belt thing did I saw you up
to the show you were You literally had the Rio
Grande Valley on your chest. You had San Antonio
1015 going from South Texas up to San Antonio.
You had the Forte and Luke going to Austin. And
I go, damn, dude, they were nasty. And you got
some of them, too. Yeah, I mean... Not as much
as I did, though. People hate Frank more than
they hate me. When it comes to the territory,
when you bring my kind of energy, like, I just...
I think it's the blonde hair. It's the blonde
hair, dude. And the 90s, too. Has anybody I hate
to say this and I hope this is a trend or anything
because you're saying 90s It's about the trend.
It's about it. No All right, I'm gonna say right
now, bro. I know why this is a long time ago.
I gotta say in the nicest way as possible Frank
Are you trying to roll the Zech Morse? He's like,
what's going on, guys? Run! Is that a hearty
thing? Nope. It's all shot, bro. Two in the pink
lipstick. I didn't think about that, but I do
kind of look like Zack Morris. You know what,
man? What it was, I was just trying to stand
out. Like, I was at the citrus show the other
day. And in the backstage, I'm talking to Matt
Riot, and we're just, you know, talking, shooting
the shit, and, like, we're talking about his
gear, and I look around, and I'm like, well,
I don't want to look like everybody else. Everybody
else is red and black, red and black, red and
black. You got the Killjoys, JD, you got the
Wicked, like, so many guys with the red and black,
you know? I was just trying to stand out, man.
I'm sorry, Frank. It started Frank Morris. I'm
sorry, Frank. Oh, my God. Oh, no. All right?
And you know what the weird thing is, George?
You're saying that? And now that I'm really stepping
back, and I think you would agree with me, it's
like watching Zack Morris and AC Slater in a
tight team right now. They're going to change
their names to State by the Bells. Big Papi Slayer.
Kelly Kapowski. Oh, wow. Well, there you go.
Well, yeah, well. Yeah, I can pass Felix with
Kelly Kapowski if possible. I'm sorry, man. I'm
so sorry. We go from Frank Morris to Saved by
the Balls. Wow. This is my fault. This is my
fault. All right, baby, start chatting. West
side high. West side high when you walk in. And
just listen to CYA from Sir Franco. Dude, if
you can conduct a match, I'm just saying out
here, just hear me out, you're having a match,
you're having a ladder match, and you turn around
and go, time out, and everybody freezes? Bro,
do you see anything wrong in this ring? Why don't
I have backup? Time in. Funny enough, we've talked
about it. The closest thing to that that we have
is if somebody's attacking us, we're like, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then we have
a little conversation. Super Toe Kicks. Super
Toe Kicks. Then you need to do that. Here you
go, when he's ready. Time out. Time out. Super
kick. Time in. Wow, just an idea. Just an idea.
Wow. My mom's just named Mario Lopez. You just
got to get that cherry curl, bro. You're almost
there. You're almost there. He's always in the
valley, right? Yep. George St. Black and Red,
don't remind me. It happens at the other show.
Those trio matches. all but one was red and black
gear i don't know what you're talking about buddy
i don't know i'm sorry george you're throwing
me off here yeah you're throwing me off uh sean
says wait for those uh wait wait we're not simone
wow wow and uh charlie uh Charlie Miller is Mr.
Belly. Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. No, Martin can be screech.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Martin. I'm sorry. If you
got that belt, it makes me more delusional. Thank
you. Oh, I'm sorry. There you go. That we thought
we found it. Kiki Kameo is a slave. There you
go. There you go. Wow. and thuxedo is just a
stand in nobody uh wow uh this went way south
this went way south uh well when the show shit
like this happens all the time bro it always
happens all the time but oh yeah you brought
you brought some little uh look at that brutal
party shit there no that's what i'm talking about
shit damn bro so i mean now the fan base Now
the fan base for you guys, I know it's been The
party's been growing bigger and we know I'm not
throwing on the table even though the the gold
is not around your waist But the party as far
as your fans is still growing Vicente, I'm sorry,
I want to tell you, but you're now starting to
sound like that guy who's saying, leave Britney
alone! Leave her alone! What do you have to do
to you? He's saying, leave Toxico alone. Toxico
is a champ for a reason! Leave Britney alone!
You missed out a lot, dude. You missed out a
lot. I know she was going to go, I got to go
back and watch all these fucking songs. She didn't
even go here. She didn't even go here. One hater.
Well, we got a little hater. One hater. We got
a hater. Couple of haters. Oh my god. Ba -da
-bing, ba -da -boo! Where am I? How you doin'?
Oh, my God. Oh, they're all cracking up, dude.
Oh, shit. Anyway... Get your belt back, baby.
I know, right? What the heck about this, man?
Yeah, you gotta get the belt back. I mean, seriously,
that's what I've been wanting to say for the
longest time to Frank, bro, because when he first
came in, and I saw the gimmick and everything,
I was like, this is awesome, bro. I like what
he's going with the 90s look. He's doing the
blonde hair, the dirty blonde hair, you know,
and it is what it is. And then you got Papa over
here, like, flexing and showing off and everything.
I'm like, OK. I get it. I get it. I get it. But
then that's when it started clicking. Is it just
me, or does Frank kind of look like? Zach Morris?
Zach Morris, he's trash. Here comes the trick
for that one, I'm sorry. Frank to take his trash.
No, you added that. I did it. You added it. You
added it. He says, Dad, everyone's taking crap
about tugs. Talking crap about tugs going. He
goes, if I was tugs ago, I would just stop racing
and become a personal ring. ring the bell, they
go, wow. He would suck at that too. Jesus Christ.
Like I told you before, your haters are your
makers, bro. I'm sorry, but you got, you got
such a, and I have people asking me after that
episode, he goes, bro, there's so many of people
just hitting on this kid and go. Yeah, it is
what it is. And that in particular episode made
the top podcast, International Podcast Network
as a selected show. By the way, Keke, yours actually
made the role also. So that was for this week.
But it's crazy, man, how just a simple... sit
down to talk to these guys man that you know
the personalities what go behind what happens
behind the curtain what happens after they go
home their personal lives how everything just
changes man and just for something like this
just to blow up and you get people watching,
you guys are, we've kept it at a steady 20 to
25 people watching right now that are watching
the podcast and that's beautiful. Big, big huge
shout out to all you guys that are watching.
God bless you guys, man. You guys get the horn
in the clouds, man. Every single time you guys
tune in, it's just very interesting to watch,
man. Yeah, it's just, is that bop bop bop bop
boppy Felix or? what joe's dirt and el frank
el tank this is from joe marcos martinez I don't
know what's going on there. Lay off the sauce,
my man. Lay off the sauce. It's just going to
be 8 .30. Lay off the sauce. We'll see you at
Applebee's. Thux will eat ketchup and thinks
it's spicy. Wow. Wow. All right, kids, I got
to go. I'm working on everything to get our queens
back. Be ready. All right. Come back. Come back.
Come back. Oh, wow. Not that queen, buddy. This
is horrible. This is horrible. Shut up, Frank
Morris. Time out. Toe kick, toe kick. Time in.
Wow. Yeah, I'm expecting to see that the next
match, but when they're together, it's got to
work out. Yeah, and you make sure you shout us
out when you do that, Matt. Oh my goodness. Oh
God. Anyways, man. No, I appreciate it. You guys,
man, you guys are always, we're going in 58 minutes
into the podcast, man. Big shout out to these
guys, man. It's awesome, bro. Actually, we're
not even live, man. We forgot to push record.
He goes in, Jose Mati, Freddie Mercury? Queen?
No. No. But first thing is first, guys. I want
to say thank you to both of you guys. Every time
you come and you bring the entertainment, you
guys leave your DNA for a second time. And people
are going to walk in like, what happened in here?
Was you even here? Nah. I'm just afraid for my
life. I'm waiting for somebody to come in that
door and kick my ass now. We won't give you that
chopped chute, but I'll tell you what, we'll
go ahead and give you one of these, man. Oh,
no, here we go. Oh! That was, that was, man,
love it. Yeah, spread it all around. And Chu
just got golden showered. You're welcome. It's
not what they say it was. STDs! STDs! STDs! STDs!
STDs! Oh, my God. Oh, guys, every single time
you guys come, it's a fucking party, bro. You
guys really bring it every fucking time, no matter
what. God, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus. This is your
first time meeting him, dude. How do you feel?
Well, guys, I think that'll be the last time
you'll be back with us. I feel funny. Congratulations,
Supreme Leader. I feel like I'm part of the SSI
agency now. I got DNA all over me. Oh, shit.
You all right there, too? I'll never be all right
again. I'll never be all right. Are you all right,
man? I'll never see him pop in the ceiling again.
Or did you, like, turn around? Flashback. Is
he a vet? No, he got popped on a podcast. No,
guys, the first thing I said, let's say you guys,
thank you so much for coming out once again.
And Chris, and the new look to the podcast, man,
I appreciate everything you guys do for us, man.
The entertainment you bring into the podcast,
the energy, even here and in the rink, guys,
you guys are amazing. Keep doing what you're
doing. And I know. I know for a fact you will
get that gold back. I mean, killjoys, they're
some tough cookies, man. They're tough. They're
tough. They're tough cookies. And especially
with that little cacahuatito now that I was trying
to talk a lot of stuff. I don't know, man, something
about Mando that kind of freaks me out a little
bit sometimes, because the way... Well, yeah,
that's why I... He's a jinx. Yeah, he's a jinx.
He's a jinx. But I've seen this guy. He is a...
The way he talks to the guests when they come
in. The way he tries to get... intimate with
them and talk to them. And I'm all like... but
he thinks he's gonna pop out of it. But uh yeah
man but but like going back to what I was saying
you guys bring the entertainment every single
time you guys come in uh out in the ring you
do your job you bring the fun into the matches
and uh entertain the public man that's what it's
all about doing all that great stuff man I appreciate
everything you guys do uh like I said we will
see gold around your waist once again uh down
the road uh all I can do is just continue fighting
guys doing your thing social media is where they
can reach out to you Frank Break the Tank on
Instagram. Break the Tank by the way. Big Papi
Felix, 956 on Instagram and downtown Felix on
Facebook. If you guys wanna follow more of their
stuff, there's a QR code right there. I put their
name on it and I put New Breed Wrestling. The
only reason why is that if you click on that,
that'll take you straight to New Breed. It'll
show you all the upcoming events with these guys
who'll be wrestling and performing. So don't
be afraid to just follow that, click on that,
like, subscribe, follow their stuff, man. they
got a lot of great stuff on it i know they have
merch also if you go early to these matches guys
just a big heads up uh when you do get to go
early these guys are out there selling their
merch um you can put a dollar in there if you
like squeeze them together catch it if you throw
it in midair uh but that's a whole different
story that's a new breed after dark uh but uh
Oh my god. Wow. Wow. There he is. There he is.
Oh my god. There he is. Where were you, bro?
Can I, uh, shoot, they asked me to slap you,
but I don't want to do that. Can I chop you?
No, no, no. I've been popped in the face already.
I'm done. Nah, he's good. He's good. This man
is ancient and fragile. One chop, he will disintegrate
where he sits. And then, uh... I will turn to
dust. And just to let you know, I am not a phoenix.
I will not rise again. I will stay dead. See,
and I have to plant them, piss on them, until
you can grow back. It's gonna take a while, bro.
That's a whole season, all right? Oh, I baby
-grewed it one time. I haven't pissed on your
legs, that's why it hasn't grown back yet, buddy.
Have you introduced these guys? to your infamous
leg? To your leg? I'm about to. Go ahead, dude.
Go ahead, yeah. Let him push out, Joe. No, no,
no. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
You'll be fine. You'll be fine. He's not that
big. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
it. No, no, no. No, no. You're fine. You're good.
You're good. You're fine. You're fine. You'll
be all right. Just put it on the table. Just
put it on the table, dude. See, this is why...
Oh, my God! Is that the chewing part? There's
a science experiment gone wrong. Oh my gosh.
You look like Stryker. Touch it. Touch it. Oh
no. Buddy, buddy, I heard you're putting your
best foot forward. Wow. Wow. Really nice. Really
nice. You have my best foot. I'll take the other
one. Stryker, if you're watching. Roll the dice
with this. It hasn't been fully paid yet. Oh,
it's going out. Oh, dude, we have so many stories
with that leg. Oh, my God. It's hilarious. I'll
tell you this much if you go back guys if you
go back and watch the episode where Janet Danny
chance comes on the podcast and hits true in
the head with the chair He actually brings he
actually brings me his leg and he's still beating
the crap out of fortune Which is one of the greatest
experience in my life. I will cherish that every
month to the day I die You don't remember when
Nightmare beat the ground body in? No, when did
Nightmare beat the ground body in? I don't remember.
I don't remember nothing. When did we get ice
cream? Did you get ice cream? When the fuck did
we get ice cream? Guys... He showed us his. We
gotta show him off. Oh god, no. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. Anyways, guys, thank you so much, guys, for
coming out, having some fun with us, man. Good
luck to your next match coming up. Hopefully,
you get that gold back and let us know when you
want to come back on. You're more than welcome
to come back any time you want, bro. Thank you
for having us. Thank you for coming out, bro.
Appreciate you. Any last words for you guys,
for your fans? I'll hit you, Dr. Cole! I'll hit
you! That's it. That's all I got. Single ladies,
where you at? My boy is single ladies. My boy
is single ladies looking for his Jesse Spano.
I'm so excited. Jesus Christ. Ladies and gentlemen,
that is our podcast this week. Join us next week.
I got to set up the new episodes for next week.
I don't have a list. I won't let out the cattle
back for let you know who's coming up. Just keep
a sharp eye. You already took off your leg. That's
enough, bro. Oh, yeah, I forgot. And yes, I know,
uh, that you are watching. I want that t -shirt
you're going to make the Mexican, uh, Paul Heyman,
Timmy version. I want that t -shirt literally
when you bring it out. I really want to see that.
So guys, thank you once again for tuning in this
week. Welcome back, man. You missed a couple
of episodes and you're finally back on the cell,
buddy. Thanks for picking me up, dude, finally.
Well, you did promise me $100 today, so that's
why I kind of went to pick you up. Oh, is it
a moocat? Oh, hold on. Hold on. Put that on screen.
Hold on. There you go. I did it for the cheap
pop. Oh, got it. And if you don't know what that
is, look up that episode. That was crazy. Oh,
my God. A cherry pop. Ladies and gentlemen, once
again, thank you so much for coming around, watching
us. And the party, he's stirring the pot. That's
what it is, stirring the pot. If you know, you
know. Jesus. Guys, we'll see you next week at
7 .30. Sign us out. I did you and I move we will
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