What's going on, guys? Welcome back to the Chewie
New Podcast. I am here with Chew. Unfortunately,
today, we will not have Pete Capella. The only
reason why is that he had other... He was kind
of in between... He had other stuff he needed
to do to take care of him. Plus, it's all...
He hates us and regrets talking to us completely,
man. All right, you guys can go to hell. I'm
going home. You guys, too. I took him back. I
took my boy, and I'm going home. No, but he had
other stuff to take care of and it's understandable.
We'll get that done. We'll eventually get him
soon enough. But yeah, but we got a great show
for you today. We got some little topics that'll
be going on. We're going to talk about how the
season has been going on. All that good stuff,
let me shut my phone up before I start getting
all the fan mail coming. Yeah, before all of
my bitches come here. Why do I have you if you
got nobody? show. We got a lot on the plate today.
We got some interesting topics also. Yes, because
I will be doing a majority of the talking, that's
why. It's going to be a very interesting episode.
Once again, thank you for everybody tuning in
over last week. Last week episode was great We
had a big outcome as far as views and a lot of
chattering on on our page It was a lot of fun
man a great guy in great. I see why it was a
great guy man real quick Super early. Yes, he
did We were coming in and when we got here, what's
all vehicle part of who is that sure enough?
I jump out when the kill like a holy shit. He's
already here He's one of those, if you're not
early, you're late. Yeah, exactly. I don't vibe
with those guys. It was interesting because he
showed up and I'm like, man, bro, our guests
usually get here maybe 30 minutes, 10 minutes
before we start the podcast. Do you like here
almost an hour early? I'm like, wow. We knew
he was kind enough to just sit there and stare
at us and judge us. All right? What the hell
am I doing here? This was a mistake. This was
a mistake. Need to call my agent. I will make
them pay for this. It was interesting, man. No,
but he was a really good guy. It was a good show.
Yeah, it was a really good show. Very informative.
I know next week we do have, but actually...
not next week but tomorrow I will be live again
on the podcast with two young ladies from Texas
Tech here talk to you about the school and what's
the uh you know what's the difference from being
away from home in a whole new town whole new
city on your own lady oh my oh my but uh yeah
so it'll be something interesting for those of
you that are looking to go to a College and want
to go out on your own these are stuff that you
need to expect When you get out there in the
real world because I'm being living in the valley.
You're like in a nutshell, you know, I mean you're
protected every corner mom and dad are like behind
you and covering for You know, the valley is
its own little bubble. But I mean, if you're
moving out of your house and you're going to
S .D .C. too, I mean, I'm pretty sure it's the
same thing. You're going to be out of your parents'
house and living on your own. I mean, yeah, you're
going to still be showing up for free food, gas
money, food, laundry, all that good stuff. And
can you make sure my dog's fed? Because I'm leaving
our town. I know for a fact having him in here
it's gonna be something you should for the young
viewers if they to watch this to get a better
understanding you know you know what is it like
out there behind your I mean I I never really
got the chance to go out on my own to do that
itself but I've seen other friends of mine have
gone out there and they've gone through so much
out there, man. It's been it's usually Tommy
Tommy. It's an adventure. I mean, and well, I
mean, not to not to poo poo their adventure,
dude, but I mean us. I don't know about you,
but as soon as I was old enough, my dad was like,
you're getting a job, and you're going to go
to work, and you're going to learn the hard way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much. The fact that
I returned home, too. That meant nothing. Did
you really mean it? Get out of my house! Get
out! God says you're 29 years old! Get out! You
really want your little bird to fly from the
nest. Were you that vulture? No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, on your own, doing your thing, and
it's a challenging bro, because I mean, I know,
especially if you're far away, say you go to
UTSA or Austin, Texas Tech, College Station,
and so on and so forth, especially if you're
from the RGV itself. Being so far away, it's
kind of nerve -wrecking in a way. You get that
homesick feeling, you know? And I would understand
that. Because I was telling the truth. It is
very much like a bubble here, you know? Yeah,
it is. It is. And, you know, it can be culture
shock. Yes. Big time. Big time culture shock.
Big time, big time culture shock. And yeah, if
you're not ready for it, or prepared in some
way, because they don't really prepare you for
the differences. They just tell you, oh, well,
you're accepted here. Congratulations. Good luck
to you. Right. You meet a lot of interesting
people along the way. Absolutely. I know for
a fact, and a lot of great stories. Have you
heard about this going on right now as far as
up in I believe it's in Austin There's some sort
of serial killer running around. No, there's
a serial killer running around Austin, Texas
right now cops are after them looking for him
left and right I think I can find it here. See
if I can find it here on my thing. I know he's
on the loose right now and They can't seem to
find him Supposedly he's wandered into San Antonio.
That's what they're saying There's a possibility
he wandered into San Antonio already, but I mean
do they it sounds like they have a suspect I
mean do they well I mean as far as I know is
when the only reason why I know my Wally was
on my wife was something about this I heard about
that but I didn't I didn't really read into it
that much or if you see the camera Wiggling over
there's because I'm looking into something Don't
know. It's just something that uh People are
saying that it's in Austin. I don't see you.
I put here. Maybe it'll come up in this one.
Yeah, supposedly there's a I don't know. I can't
find it right now. It's give me 2016 but supposedly
there is a serial killer on the loose in Austin
itself There's somebody I don't know the whole
details, but I mean you think of serial killer
people getting murdered left and right that's
that's that's my protein that's what i believe
now is it late nights at the bars is it at the
college is it that's something we probably don't
want to speculate about until we get more details
uh hopefully the police are successful in finding
whoever this is i mean that's austin is such
a it's like its own little nook too of people
you know I know California transplants have felt
very welcome in Austin. I don't know if that's
any kind of indicator of what kind of place it
is now. But Austin and everyone that lives there,
I hope everyone stays safe and I hope that the
police find whoever this individual is, if it's
true. Yeah, because this is what I this is what
I'm reading here right now. This was actually
actually in March of 28. Austin police investigate
another body found Lady Bird Lake, I believe,
going to addressing concerns or a serial killer
in central Texas. So this is in Austin. This
it's it's all over the news and now it's saying
what's to know about the bodies found in around
Lady Bird Lake in Austin and You know others
saying the serial killer is some gentleman. This
is what I'm reading here And that this is the
true facts or anything like that, but it's all
serial killer Supposedly this was back in 2024.
I guess there was another another one of some
sort of cold case for this gentleman for another
killer in the area, but San Antonio currently
with all the police suspects here could be loose
in the city of Austin or in San Antonio. The
city activated and stalking. Supposedly he's
a stalker. He stalks people and he murders them
on sight. I don't know the whole detail, but
I really crazy bro. I really hate it when they
do that. They just You know give you in the dark.
Yeah, they give such such vague details and you
know They'll let uh, you know your imagination
run wild and yeah, that's not helping the community
at all It doesn't I mean, I mean if if you need
information then just say that, you know We're
looking for information about this right this
or that, you know It doesn't need to be all the
speculation stuff. It's it's crazy man because
I mean because there's a fact like I said most
of You know, you think of serial killers the
you know, you think of the regulars, you know,
your mind just goes to like every every possible
scenario of every Bundy Jeffrey Dahmer exactly
Gacy and you and you're like just that even just
in a few not to chant their names out but you
know you that's the first thing that comes to
your mind yeah you know i mean and it's scary
i mean and our heart goes to all the families
who are affected by these horrible men and and
women that do the killings but yeah uh it's something
you know In the life that they actually and switching
gears. I mean it's still in the serial killer
subject. Did you hear they found the DNA already
for for Jack the Ripper? Yes that they possibly
have found. I think I think it was actually him.
I honestly think so. It could be if he is indeed
one of the because of course. Scotland yard has
had a list of possible suspects. Yeah Since the
since the murders occurred right like what was
it 200 years ago almost? 200 years ago. They've
had a list of suspects and there was one in particular
That does DNA match to her exactly after years
and years of DNA research. Yeah. Yeah And so
like they they approached the The descendants
of this one particular person apparently there
was a match I don't know. I haven't heard, you
know, for myself that they've, you know, gone
ahead and just closed the case. Right. But, you
know, it's definitely a lead. Yeah, it is a lead.
It is a lead. Wouldn't that be something like
200 years later? The greatest mystery. One of
the great mysteries. I mean, you go and you look
at the aspects of all the stuff they have on
this guy. He was a barber. He was a little...
Cuckoo in the head just letting I hate to use
that word, but to the point where he was a suspect
he actually admitted himself into a crazy house
and Stayed there for the rest of his years and
knowing that he was already behind I guess you
can say behind bars at the momentarily I don't
know whether his plan was let it settle down
That was that was a terrifying part if a doctor
decided okay. He's not crazy anymore. They would
have let him go shit Yeah, that's the great it
makes you think what yeah was this guy playing
it off was he? Actually acting it out so boldly
that he's for him to have that out was he you
know? Did was it was it caused by a disease that
he had because that was going around to the fact
the streets were full of You know and you know
and so much sexual transmitted diseases were
already on the road and out there and you know,
the good old days. What was it? Was it gonorrhea?
You got all these syphilis. Syphilis makes you
I think supposed to make you go crazy. Yeah,
you don't get treated for it. Yeah. Yeah. So
that might be the main aspect of it. You know,
you never know. I mean, he if this is true, then
you know, hopefully this can. You know, finally
put a, you know, an end to this case because,
you know, so many people, there's always going
to be those, those detectives out there that
are really, no, you know, this is the real killer.
Right. You know, they want to be the person who
solves the whole thing. Yeah, I hear you. And
those are those are the people they want. I guess
the importance of solving the case is yet. even
more to have the glory itself that you actually
solved it itself. I am the one who proved it.
Yes it was aliens that did it. It was aliens
that did that. You're welcome world. That's why
we need closed borders. can keep their hands
off of our skanks. Those are our Earth skanks.
You're such an idiot. I do not protrude anything
with this medicine. Blue skinned bastards. Oh
my God. But yeah, have you seen that movie? Was
it Alien Resident? Have you watched that movie?
It's a show on Netflix. Shout out to Netflix
for a great show. I actually came out on Syfy.
I now believe it's on Netflix, but it's called
Alien Resident. It's a it's a it's a great show.
It's fucking hilarious. I don't like the way
it stayed off for season. I think it's supposed
to be season three or four. But yeah, it's supposed
to be a great one. So I already got a first comment
from Carla saying, I love this podcast. All right.
Oh, it's such an idiot. Well, thank you. But.
We got some other stuff that's going around that's
on the web. Oh god, not the web. There's a lot
of stuff that I've seen, guys. If you are watching
it, Carlo, or anybody else is watching, please
share this because it's about to get real weird
right now. Everybody fills around with TikTok.
Everybody fills around TikTok. They run through,
they have their algorithm and what -so -how.
I like watching stupid stuff on TikTok, especially
a lot of the good stuff like affordable stuff
that you can buy online and stuff like that.
Wait a minute. Wasn't DJ T supposed to shut that
shit down? What the hell is going on? It's taking
so long. No dude, but there's a video. There's
a young man in the video. Okay. And this will
put out the first query. You know what? I'll
play the video for you first. Okay. So you can
know what I'm talking about. All right. Guys,
if you're watching, please be prepared because
this is a very, very, very graphic By the way,
we don't own any of this video or the sound of
this we don't own any of the rights of the music
or the sound of what's going on So just to throw
it out there that way you guys know this that
we're not gonna monetize for this but this belongs
to it created it for and what so have you but
uh Well, I mean enough of me talking. Let me
let me just give you a gander of what I found
Online this is what comes out of my good Lord
here guys all I tell you is that Ask you guys,
are you part of the BBC? Well, show me what you
got. Look at that, dude. There you go, buddy.
That's where she wakes up in the morning. For
I am the leader of the Bad Boy Club. Oh, my God.
That's right. I'm the baddest boy in town. Oh,
gosh. That might just make me... There you go.
The biggest BBC of all time. So are you joining
the bad boy club Wow, did you see the flicks
on that dude? Did you see the flicks? What do
you think about that are you are you sir are
you are you C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C
C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C
C C C No, bro, I mean come on dude, no you come
on The fallout boy in the background No. No.
I thought Emo was dead. No, it's alive and well.
It's alive and well, my friend. Unfortunately,
it's alive and well. All he needs to do is pretend,
oh, I'm a Cullen. I glow in the sun. I glow in
the sun. Like, oh shit, I almost fucking choked
on that. On the BBC? On the BBC. Yeah, don't
we all? That was shit, dude. What the hell was
that? I was like, what? Bro, I mean, when I first
saw this image... God bless you, kid. Whoever
you are. I know. Let me get in. It's the same
reaction I got. The same reaction I got is that,
you know what? Let me really look... to the profile
and see who this guy is because I know if it's
some if it's he's some kid you know just do it
because you know he believes it you know all
power to him you know God bless him you know
God bless him you know this is the way he's gained
through life that's God's truth but when I go
through his profile and see the other videos
he does And he makes fun of the wimpy kids, the
nerdy kids. He does the voice and everything.
Okay, this guy, yeah, this guy is... He's huffing
his own pain. He's huffing his own pain. What
kind of pain you sniffing? Because I want some
of that in that bag. Apparently, it's white out
because this shit is not... Did you see the eyes?
Did you look into his eyes, bro? I saw his eyes.
Midnight block. Did you see that, dude? They
were... Midnight black so I go into this profile.
I'm looking at I'm checking the followers. He
gots bro. He has a shitload of followers man.
I should have followed. I think I think it's
over. I'm not mistaken the last time I checked
it was like 40 50 thousand followers okay i don't
doubt it dude he's hilarious he's fucking check
this out check this out comments on every one
he releases over 300 to a thousand comments at
least okay ask me how many likes he gets in this
video oh many zero zero fucking likes bro really
zero fucking likes on this video not one not
one and you know what i was like He has zero
likes on the videos first of all a Shitload of
comments, you know, and only that they comment
on his stuff and he replies back Yes Here I am
lying. I'm dying. He replies back to every fucking
comment and I'm like, look at this kid, man He's
really going for it. And this is why he has so
many fucking but come on, dude our our tick -tock
Has 10 ,000 followers bro. I only put one maybe
two videos Out of the week and they get a couple
of likes they get a couple of fun We got we got
a following, you know and everything rarely get
a couple of comments, you know, right this kid
comes out doing this He has like I said, I think
it's over 40 50 ,000 followers he gets about
300 to 500 300 to 500 comments But not one fucking
like What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong,
dude? What do you mean what are you doing wrong,
dude? Should I make an alpha video to do it and
do that shit too? You need to join the BBC. I'm
the dog on the porch. But I mean, I don't get
that. Have we? How can I put it? As far as humanity
itself or humor? Yes. Have we lost our way? Yeah,
really? I mean do I literally have to go in public?
Tell somebody to videotape me and take a shit
in the middle of the street and get a minute
likes that's All it takes now do you that's all
I don't understand that. Yeah, I don't I don't
just It boggles my mind. Yeah, and there's another
video later on. I'm gonna share with you but
And the people what the hell they turn up be
are you a part of the BBC? I Mean you look at
this video see I was thinking oh the British
Broadcasting Company Terrifyingly a long way
down dude like it is Cause like I know that there
are there are young people just now discovering
like George Carlin, the great George Carlin.
Yeah. One of the funniest guys in history. Funniest,
but also tells the truth. Yeah. Yeah. To the
point, the blunt truth. Carol Burnett. I gladly
watch the Carol Burnett show, dude. Carol Burnett
is one hell of a comedian. What an amazing comedian.
Yes, yes. You know, doing her skits. She's obviously
having a good time. You know, much better than
anything that that's on Saturday Night Live now.
Yeah, you gotta you gotta point this but Don't
give him too much credit because I don't think
this guy is doing it for comedy effect. I Think
he has dropped dead serious he is committed I
mean God bless him. He's rolling along with me.
Yeah You see these videos now man they come out
you think you know like how I don't understand
how this gets views. I mean, there's there's
there's short clips of, I mean, of course, everybody
remembers World Star, the fights in the streets
and how they get people fight. It's like. the
next big thing now dude is like somebody gets
a fight you get videotaped it boom you got fans
you got followers that that's just what media
has become have we become have we become the
new rome and and our and tiktok is our coliseum
now to watch all that shit pretty much dude You
just gotta give a thumbs down and it's dead.
Pretty much, yeah. Thumbs up and you know, it
lives on, you know, and that's what it is, you
know? It's what it is, yeah. We are living in
Roman times where TikTok or Snapchat or whatever
you want to call it out there is the Coliseum
for us. And whatever we watch, we either give
it a thumbs up or a thumbs down. and yes i do
realize that it you know in actual roman times
a thumbs up means that you're dead and thumbs
down means you know you live yeah i i i realize
that but that's not the way it is now currently
you get a thumbs up it lives on thumbs down is
dead i thought it was always been the opposite
i thought thumbs down was the dead and the thumbs
up is to live no in roman times like when the
emperor gives a thumbs up it means yes kill him
oh really yeah thumbs down means no Oh shit,
my bad. I had it totally wrong. Hollywood, you're
no longer my teacher. Yeah, okay. Can't trust
Hollywood no more. No shit, can't no mo'. No
mo'. No mo'. No, no. No, but yeah, dude, seeing
that, just, I mean, my algorithm, I got another
one that I'm gonna show you here. You need to
have a conversation with your algorithm, dude.
Like, sit down, like, Al, can I call you Al?
What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going
on? What's the shit? You know, and talking about
that, there is the big, we know they had some
ladies who went to space. Supposedly they went
into a rocket. Did they come back? They came
back. Oh, dude! They were launched into, I guess,
the outer part of the atmosphere where they actually
felt... Yeah, it's still part of the Carmen line.
I don't know where. Carmen Miranda line. So they
reach out there and they have video when they're
up there floating, smiling, waving at the camera
and everything. Yeah. And I'm amazed they didn't
jump on the fact what the rocket looked like.
Oh, no, it was Jeff Davis' penis. No, dude, but
they go up into space Oh, that whatever way you
ever want to call it, the little line that's
up the fine line closest to space. It's the line
that separates the Earth's atmosphere first.
They come falling down to the Earth, you know,
parachutes come on, they land, I don't know where
the hell they land, somewhere, it looks like
a desert place, I would say maybe Arizona, somewhere
out there, everybody says it's Arizona, I don't
know. I don't know, don't mark exactly where
it lands. Well, it's in Texas. Maybe it won't
take... This ain't the place for you, Jeff. so
they come down from the heavens and they land
now there is a video out there where they have
a live video running that supposedly this whole
thing was a hoax and I know I showed you the
video beforehand but you really need to take
a really good look at it but However, you guys
that are watching you be the judge of it. Let
me see again We don't know in any of this video
exactly. We don't know any of these videos here
This is just something for you guys to watch
and decide yourself What this if it is a hoax?
I mean, I mean I believe it is. Check it out.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
They're going to show it to you again in slow
mo. They're all going to come out. They're all
coming out. Waiting for one more. Here you go.
She goes to the ground and kisses the ground,
which no one in the right mind would do. Totally
unnecessary. So, you tell me, man. You tell me
what... What is your... What is your fine opinion?
Was it a space hoax? Was it something that, you
know, you're like, is it true? Is it not? What's
your... What's your... What's your opinion, bro?
Well, that was definitely the tip of Jeff Bezos'
speech. Shut up, dude! I'm trying to have it
awesome pretty with you, bro! In my honest opinion
there was a mushroom cap My wife were joining
and she said they landed in West, Texas That's
where they landed disgusting What I mean you
eat I know what the video looks like from there
and yeah, I mean it does That looks like a pretty
flimsy door do for them to this thing, bro I'm
not an engineer, I'm not an astronaut, I'm not
a man of physics or anything like that, anything
to do with space. But if you are falling thousands.
I mean, first of all, the capsule that came back,
that's a lot of glass. Exactly. That's a lot
of glass. Exactly. I understand wanting to get
a good view of where you are, but it needs to
be pressurized. Exactly. And maybe I don't understand
the physics myself either. That's a lot of glass
windows. I may look stupid, but I'm not dumb.
But that has to be air pressurized from the inside.
opened up, and then she runs in. No, no, no,
no, open the door. No, no, no, open the door,
you stupid bitch. We got cameras running. We
got cameras running. But it's mind -boggling,
because he goes and opens the door, and the door
just opens flimsily, like it was made of cardboard,
bro. Yeah, it looked like a prob door. We're
just going by this video. Yeah, and this is our
opinion that we're going by this video I don't
know where this video came from. I don't know
if it's true the video that they showed on the
news That's the thing about video nowadays dude,
it can so easily be be fake So I I just I'm just
giving my opinion based on this video alone It
looks fake. I don't know why they would fake
this. I don't know neither I don't know, you
know why these women would be involved in a fake.
Do you think? But do you think that maybe they're
in their entrance back Into the angle. I mean
let's say like they were in space deep space
or anything, but you know almost there coming
back down Whatever the impact they made it and
then they moved them from the location and Put
them in something that was kind of like a dummy
capsule Because come on dude, but I mean that's
pop but they had around like they were only up
there for a little minutes They work on continuous
coverage There was continuous media coverage.
The cameras were there. There were other major
celebrities around the area there, too. That's
crazy, man. Again, we're just going by what this
video shows, dude. We don't know for sure. This
is just plain conjecture. This is our stupid
opinions. We don't know what really happened.
No, we don't. We don't know what really happened.
And just judging by this video, yeah, I mean,
it does look... You know, fate can set up, but,
you know, it's just, it could be just one of
those things, like, we'll never know. Right.
You know, we'll never know for real, because
they're not gonna tell the truth. I'm sorry,
I think the BBC's looking really good right now.
I sparkle in the sun, man. That shit came out
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give me some crazy crazy shit We got I got this
other good next video man. This one's a treat
Lord is not over. No, it's not over yet I was
telling the quiz about a couple gaggle man. We
got to get this guy on the pod There's got to
be a way for me to reach out to this kid to get
him on the pod. Okay He's a hard and the reason
I'm going is we're gonna go into a little bit
of talking about a little bit of the WrestleMania
coming up but and I'll try to give you the the
actual matches that are on the book. But there's
this guy who is, I guess you could say he's really
into the hardcore matches. Like a new wrestler?
No, he's not a wrestler. He's not a wrestler.
He is a... He is a wrestling company on his own,
I guess you could say that. You know, this guy...
Like he's starting his own organization? No,
not even close. Not even close. I'll tell you
this much. If the RGV were to get this guy to
come down and do some stunts, like he does a
lot of stunts, to have him come down and do some
of the stuff that he does, it would... The kid's
superhuman, I'll just put it that way. Let's
just call him that, superhuman. And that's the
next question, are you superhuman? And the reason
why I say that, I will show you, you're already
laughing because you're like, what the hell are
you gonna show me? What the hell are you gonna
show me? If you are superhuman, this guy right
here is superhuman. So hold on, let me see if
I can get this started here. This is Superhuman
TV show. Today I'll be running into this fridge.
This is for the juggalos and juggalets. Do not
try this at home and I hope you like it. Bloop
bloop! Was that Haley Joel Osment? What? Was
it? Was it? Was that Haley Joel Osment? Hold
on, let me see. Hold on. Isn't that guy in trouble
right now? Let me see. I don't believe you, dude.
Let's see if I can find him here. Wait a minute.
Holy shit, maybe it was. Oh, fuck. Holy shit,
he's superhuman. Oh, my God, Haley Joel Osment.
What the fuck? What the fuck? Fucking shit. Holy
crap, dude. Wow, wow Wow's a good word, buddy.
Are you superhuman? There's one dude, oh my fucking
back there's one I wish I could fight I'll get
it I have to look for it after look for it. There's
one where he uh He's on top of uh, I guess like
like a bench you know one of those benches outside
the like those picnic tables okay and he has
a swimming pool here's up man this guy's this
guy wow he's a short few from a haystack or whatever
you want to call it a few screws up there man
not the sharpest two in the shed but this guy
literally moonsaws off of a picnic table into
a small swimming pool full of barbed wire yeah
what yeah yeah dude and I'm all like why and
once again once again this guy has over 500 ,000
followers And the shit load of comments, I don't
know what that came from. I go, wow, that was
a beautiful pause. Someone's out on the list.
Don't worry about it. I'm going to do it. Do
a flip. But yeah, dude. I mean, like I said,
are you super? I mean, because of the fact, I
mean, you got to. You got a robotic leg. I'm
cybernetic. I'm cybernetic, not superhuman. Yes,
that's right. I am more cyberdying than... I
am the T -0 .3. Yes. I am what they're using
as a model for the next terminator. I am the
model of what not to do. We don't want it to
look like that. No. This is not. This is not
right. This is not right at all. Come with me
if you want to fail miserably. You want to fail
miserably. I mean. Putting yourself through that
much pain, I understand it. It kind of reminds
me of what's name Tom Green. Remember Tom Green?
Yeah, I remember Tom Green. Tom Green was a comedian.
Well, supposedly he would just do shocking, shock
comedy. A lot of it. Was it really shocking or
was it just fucking annoying? It was, you know
what, my lady, it was fucking annoying. Yeah,
it was. After a while, you know. You know, I
never I never got the concept a lot of people
did a lot of people did uh, even when he beefy
boy joe was a big fan Really, but that just makes
sense. Yeah Following the footsteps Even in the
movie, what was it? Uh Road trip is a road trip
where he comes out and he's trying to feed the
snake the he's telling you need to feed the snake
This kid is something to what Tom Green is it's
pretty damn close though. I Think he's seen too
many hardcore WCW matches online and is just
like I'm That's happening for a reason. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know. It just what
do you know what the some of the comments are
like? I'm gonna try to get in there real quick.
Hold on. You're my hero Don't do it. Oh my god
runs in two Refrigerator, let me see Let me see
if I have there's any if I can see any comments
here. I got some like, you know, look, okay I
got one here for you. Check this out. Let me
let me go to share. So you just think this guy's
amazing, bro This guy's my hero You know, you
know what it sounds like you just found a new
co -host Here's here's one right here This is
for the Juggalos and Juggalettes. Do not try
this at home and I hope you like it. Let me just
tell you, that first one that we viewed, 1 ,800
views. 1 ,881. I'm sorry, 181 ,000 views. That's
what I meant to say. The next one was 541 ,000.
I'm telling you, dude, it's crazy. Here he is
again. There's another one. There's an elbow
drop on a dishwasher, bro. Oh god, no. this kid
this kid's amazing bro i don't care what anybody
says you fight bro fight me bro fight me this
kid's awesome bro i don't care what anybody says
check out check out this and he even puts i love
the fact this is what this video right here check
this out hold on let me see everyone this video
right here i love the fact he puts an attention
the video check it out This is for the juggalos
and juggalikes. If you're not trying this at
home, I hope you like it. Woo woo! Elbow is probably
made out of dust at this point. Do you got some
other ones here? You go, how does this guy still
have functional arms? The amount of times I've
seen his elbow drop into a metal hardware, then
roll over in agony, only to do the same a month
later. Oh my God. Jesus. Just a month? Just a
month. Just a month. I mean, this right here
is, oh, this is a. from flipping to a barbed
wire. I'm not about to watch that. This is a
drinking hot sauce on a metal gate. And this
is human. Oh my God. Are you seeing this? Here's
one more. I'll put one more for you guys. One
more for you guys. Oh, this is a lot of fun.
Nine minutes. Today I'll be doing a full football
to light tubes cabin. This is for tricklers and
tricklers. Do not try this at home. I hope you
like it. superhuman bro quick question what's
up who's who's filming this That's crazy, bro.
It's crazy. It's crazy Anyways, man, but We got
to get that guy There's got to be a way for me
to get that guy in the pot If he's if he's willing
or able to talk no shit We gotta get him on the
pod I would love to have him on the pod Have
to love to interview him with a camera just a
little this way love to interview him, man If
you are watching superhuman We would love to
have you on the pod or anybody who's actually
in contact with him, we'd love to have you on
the pod, dude. That'd be badass to have him on
the pod. I mean, just to have him, just to hear
him say, whoop, whoop. I mean, that would be
the shit, dude. Honestly. Yeah. Give you a run
for his money. Tell you what, dude, I will gladly
step aside for this. I will. Good luck to you
and all this equipment. And this tables and the
security deposit. I wouldn't want to hear here
in the studio. You think I have money? You think
I made a money? Well, I make a lot of money,
mom. But anyways, dude, but yeah, definitely
got to get that guy on the show, man. That'd
be great, dude. You got to talk to him. I got
to reach out to him, find him. I would love to
have him on the fucking show. Yeah, let him come
down to the RGV, man, do some of that stuff.
Sean Logan! What's up, Sean Logan? Sean, you
missed all the good fun, bro. Where you been,
man? Where'd you go? The Morgan Freeman of the
RGV. Which reminds me, we're gonna have to bring
you down, Sean, to the studio, bro. Now we can
set up any time you like. We want you to be here.
We'll be here on Tuesdays and Thursdays. All
the other weeks, all the other days are available,
man. And we'd love to have you in the podcast.
But as far as that, that is the pod for this
week. We are 54 minutes in. Has it been an hour
already? Yeah, almost an hour, man. It was a
good pod, bro. Well, damn. It was a good pod
from all the way from the... BBC right to the
women falling out from the space and coming through
a flimsy door which we cannot explain and last
but not least the superhuman himself yeah buddy
hell yeah you think there's any way that we could
combine all those three things can you imagine
bro we had all three of them on the podcast if
we could get Well, minus the women that dropped
from space because we couldn't get them. But
to have the BBC, the bad boy club, not only part
of the club, but the man who invented the club
on the podcast and and the superhuman superhuman
at the same time. Maybe have it combined into
the superhuman BBC clip. Oh, you know, we fucking
badass to have them both in a match. Oh, that
would be interesting. Oh, sparkle powers versus.
versus indestructibility. What's going on? What's
going on, man? Oh, by the way, I seem to go in
and put up a when you were telling me about about
Nikki coming up in a couple of weeks or I think
this weekend there. She's wrestling at El Sino
del Rey, man. Nikki, wait, wait, wait. What did
I say? You said Nikki. Nicky, Nicky, I'm just
okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. Oh yeah. Sean Logan
said great ideas. Yeah. Battle Royale. That's
what it says right there. Yeah. Yeah. That would
be awesome. Exactly. That would be awesome. Hey,
Sean Logan, work your magic, man, to see if you
can set that up. Yeah. That'd be one for the
ages. One for this, you know, any podcast they
give you. Someone who apparently nobody likes
at all. The next American hero. No shit, dude.
No shit. But yeah, dude, this guy. I wish I could
have I wish we could have kept the kept the bad
boy bad boy club up and running so we could have
seen the comments and I'm next time we'll bring
it up we have a guest this something new I hear
go next week on the 27th Nikki Fuego will be
I believe it's in a rave and I'm mistaken she's
gonna be out there wrestling also I think they're
giving up they have like a trivia contest going
on on Facebook where you can try to get free
tickets available so hit us up with the links
on that one buddy so I can go ahead and load
that up in our and I know you sent to my My messenger
sent it to us again so we can go and get that
on there so everybody can see that. I don't think
I can, I don't think I can chew. That's what
Sean's saying. But yeah dude, that would be a
killer podcast to have them on at the same time.
That would be so interesting. I would love to
get them, get into both of their brains to see
what is going on and why they do what they do.
I think. It would be the most terrifying podcast
ever. For you, baby, baby, baby. I'm saying for
like the world at large. On your side, we're
on both sides of the table now. Yeah, different
sides of the table. Who would you want in your
corner? Oh, I'm definitely going with Rainbow
Sparkles. I'm going with Super Heroes. Yeah,
motherfuckers are going to pop off at any second.
Bro first things first everybody's watching who
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another great Podcast having you on here, man.
No, it's tough. Those stairs are tough. I know
but you doing your part Eventually we will get
an elevator But uh, yeah, man, uh, this is gonna
be new studio new Back to we finally got a small
little tv on the wall now to show the background
so we can show that off later on I mean if I
turn the camera a little bit to the left you
can actually see the new tv we got there someday
maybe do a tour of our of our studio maybe yeah
we'll do that not the not the triple b side here
you go i got to hear on her facebook nike fuego
or instagram nike fuego rgb or tiktok nike fuego
rgb there you guys get those links get that so
you can go and enter that contest to get those
free tickets. As for me Guys thank you so much
for tuning in and watching us every week when
you have a chance don't forget tomorrow I do
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it's like outside the valley bro, you know the
difference of being in like we said a bubble
To being out into the real world for those that
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see you tomorrow. We'll see you next week with
Roy Torres from Bucking crazy, yes, an old buddy
of mine from high school will be here. If you
don't know the band, look it up. We will catch
you next week, all right? Laters, gators. Woop
woop.