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baseball season's officially over. But I mean,
just for the kicks in it, like who's gonna win
it? I got the Mariners, who you guys got? I said
Dodgers last time. I know you did, but things
have changed. I said Dodgers before the playoffs.
I gotta go Dodgers. Yeah, you guys are lame.
Mariners, hard to roof for, but it is kinda neat
when somebody who's never done it does it, and
the Dodgers have done it plenty. I'm sick of
Otani, we had him in our offices and as usual,
didn't work. Didn't work for Harper and whatever.
So we're not here to talk about the Dodgers,
the Mariners, Brewers who are interesting. Blue
Jays, can't stand them. But when they hit one
home run, did they hit eight in a game? Is that
like their rule? No, it's just against us. Okay,
well let's see last night. Five different guys,
right? Yeah. BP last night. But it's Yankee off
season business right now. Let's talk Yankee
off season business. So I go to the last game,
treat my kids to what's gonna be a special night,
and it was special right up until the game started.
You were at game four? Yeah, me and the guys.
And great ride home with work the next day was
awesome. How was the atmosphere? Lame, really.
It sounded pretty lame, actually. I was embarrassing
my kids because we had Schliddy on the mound,
right? second inning, actually after they gave
up the lead, I don't know what inning that was,
but you know, we got two strikes and guys, we're
literally just sitting down, young people, old
people. Like no one's bossing the other people
in the section around. Loved our seats. It's
not like we were totally looking at the top of
the foul pole, reading your seats suck. They
were decent. And like, so I thought we were right
in the mix. I thought we could have made a difference.
And I'm standing up like yelling at people. My
kids are like, hey dad, calm down, calm down.
I'm like, no, I won't calm down. Two strikes,
it's mandatory. Angry J, is it mandatory? It's
a different, yeah. It's a choice now? It used
to be, yeah, it's a different atmosphere now.
So you'll pay over $100 and not flat with two
strikes? I'm with you, I'm with you. I'm with
you, they don't, some don't even pay attention.
They're on their phones the whole time. The Rays,
the Cubs. The Blue Jays, the Phillies, when their
fans get into it, you hear these horns and like.
The Red Sox. All this crazy stuff. The Sox have
an electric stadium without a doubt. The Braves
don't have any fans either. They don't have full
season games. How can that happen? How can it
happen? It's disappointing. I'm pissed you asked
me that question, because I had forgotten that
part. It's Hal Seidmacher and Brian Kastner's
Yankees. You know, but they got their vape ready.
You know, I was destroying one of them, and one
of my guys like, Dad, he's a Yankee fan though.
I go, yeah, but he's a loser. He'd rather vape
than clap with two strikes. Jesus. Schlitty is
on the mound. He pitched pretty well too, by
the way. It was unbelievable. Also, Judgey. We'll
read out 5 -1 or 6 -1 going into the ninth. 5
-1? 5 -1, yeah. So, Judgey gets up with a man
on base. Definitely his last step out of the
season, right? Oh, Crocker, don't give me that.
I gave you the wave because everybody's turning
him into a hero. He finally hits something in
the postseason. Not a hero. I'm not turning him
into a hero. He's got to hit some home runs.
He hit 500. It's not good enough for you. Yeah,
I'll add into that. Go ahead. But the captain,
El Capitan. Phenomenal year, yeah. El Capitan
comes up for potentially, well, definitely his
last step out of the season. Yep. So what do
I, we've been to the stadium enough. What am
I doing? You stand up and clap for him. Just
like if it was Donald Arthur, right? Yeah. Nope.
A couple people. The golf club. You know, some
of them leaving, finishing, you know, trying
to finish the 24 ounces they're selling there.
That's, that's a real smart, smart move by the
Yank. You got to maximize that at 20 something
dollars. 24 ounces? Trying to kill people? Oil
cans by the end. Anyway. Yeah, Angry Jay. Every
time Donnie came up, what do we do? You stand
up and clap. Every time Jeter came up, what do
we do? Stand up and clap. And we got Judgy. And
we don't stand up and clap. It's more important
for guys like that. Playoffs. Maddingly and Judge
because they're gonna end up being the same thing.
And Judge to an even bigger extent. So funny
that you say that because on the way home, immediately
got the fan on after Susan's nonsense which.
I want to get to in a second. Do you know the
guy McPherson that has the overnight there? He's
on Instagram. He's young, he's hip, but he knows
his sports. Both of them never even entertained
that massive change will take place. They both
immediately said, well, Cashman's going nowhere.
Boone will be back. And I'm like, I'm like on
the dig. And like, how already are we saying
that? And then you hear words like they believe
in the program. What program? Immediately. They
had a press conference today. I know, I saw it.
They own the media. Hal and Cashman own the media.
You can't even say we want change? Everyone on
social media, every individual person that you
follow, they all have these funny memes and sayings
and comments on Boone and Cashman. Everyone.
And the only two that don't, the only ones that
don't are leadership. Levine and all these clowns.
He's still involved. I mean, come on, man. Yeah,
it's the same same organization since 1990. I
shouldn't have to hear on the dig and it's not
going to change. Can I hear like a week later?
I've been telling you for five years. I know,
but you know it all. I mean, we know this. You
know, you're not a fan anymore. You're cynic
and what all. I'm going to die hard. Die hard.
You sound pretty cynical too. You die in April.
I'm going to tell you, you sound pretty cynical
too. Thank you. You were supposed to chime in
on the Red Sox stuff. Sit back and wait for football.
Bregman, Bregman. I'll take him. I would too.
I would have taken him last year. I don't want
anybody back. I don't want anybody back. You
don't want anyone back, including El Capitan?
No, he's fine. But all the guys that are potential
free agents, I could care less. Well, let's go
down that list. Belly. Hold on, Senior Vice President
of Capital Securities, you don't have to speak,
but can we get a signal? Can you act like you're
coaching third? All right, he says he's out.
What? What do you say? I care less. He's gonna
want $250 million. He's gonna hit 186 one of
the years we have him. Like you did in the playoffs?
Joey freaking uppercut. You're not. Playing the
Royals this weekend, buddy. Jesus Christmas.
Don't tell him that. Tell Cashman that. All right.
Goldie. He's not. Did you see the thing where
they said they would take him back as he fits?
Well, they would do it for the clubhouse and
he would play 50 games. Clubhouse? Where's Jim
Mora? Playoffs? Jesus. So Goldie, would you take
him back? Would you sign him? Schmidte? How old
is he? I don't think he did. He's 36, I think.
He's that old, huh? Yeah. He's the borderline
Hall of Famer, by the way. He's hit tremendous
years. No, I mean, I could care. I don't care.
I don't care if he comes back. Oh, hold on. You
mean our leadoff hitter this year? Yeah. On opening
day? Yeah. Yeah. Against lefties, but then we
don't play him. Oh, when Jazz got hurt, the guy
that was taking ground balls at second? Yeah.
Yeah. Look like, I don't know what's the word,
Stanton rounding third or Goldschmidt taking
grounders at freaking second. What the hell is
that? Who plays guys out of position more than
the Yankees? Nobody. Freaking unbelievable. I've
been telling you that for years. We don't have
positions. Don't laugh at this next one, Devin
Williams. I could care less. I don't. Don't get
me to care less for all of them. At least say
in or out. Out. Senior vice president? He's going
to want $30 million like on a two year deal.
Like no. See you later. How about formerly known
as Dreamweaver? Nightmare freaking Weaver. Out.
See ya. He wants to be a starter anyway. We're
in the Tri -State League? He might be like the
number four or five in Bethlehem. This one next
one's a great one. Knock down that wall, knock
down that wall and knock down that Fargan wall.
The guy from Johnny Dangerously, Trent Grisham.
Oh, no. See you later. I've been saying that
since April, though. He's way too cool for me.
Last year, he had the ground ball one up the
middle and the guy got a double like a five hitter.
He just didn't come get it. What do you want
to do? Hustle? Is he Dorn? All right. So he's
gone. This next one. Seriously, where is he?
Like, are you going to play Dominguez ever? No,
but he got up in the ninth and hit one off the
wall at a second pitch. And by the way, the first
pitch, he fouled straight back. And I'm like,
geez, he's ready. He's been sitting here for
three hours. The next pitch, he hit three weeks.
What are you talking about? I know. He's playing
bad in the playoffs. It's only swingy. He took
two swings. He was right on both. Well, we have
Spencer Jones, Jason Dominguez, Stanton, who
they will never caught. We have the judge guy,
too. Well, what's Christian going to do? We're
just going to that means we're going to sit.
Jones stays in AAA another year and Dominguez
gets one hundred and fifty at bats. About the
media machine was caught on the switch hitting
Mike Trout since he was 15. How's that working
out? You don't play them. I love them too, by
the way. They could do without the neon sliding
mitts, but whatever. All right, next guy. This
is hilarious. I can't say it with a straight
face, but what do we do with Luizaga? Do we sign
him? Nah, we will though. He'll be back. No,
I do like, I like Tim Hill. Hold on, he's my
next guy. So Luizaga though. He's gotta be the
best player on the Tampa Bay Yankees. He throws
more Ant Hill games, simulated. He throws more
games in Tampa, yeah. Jesus, and I like him too,
by the way. I don't, I don't like him anymore.
You gotta play one, you gotta pitch once in a
while. He's on the, is it him or the program?
Is it him or the program? Is it him or the program?
Oh, I don't know. Tim Hill, we bringing him back?
Oh yeah, he's going to be smoking cigarettes
with that big bell puzzle. Marble lights, getting
lefties out. Line dancing after the game. You
could get him for the same money, short money
maybe, and just throw in an extra carton of darts
on homestands and two on roadies. Kenny Chesney's
not playing that night. I'll tell you what, he
gets you out though. He's tough. They don't make
any excuses to pitch him against Freddie Freeman
last year, but we had to bring back the guy that
makes pizza there and gave him a 700 foot home
run. Good decision, Aaron. Who was the guy we
started against Tampa Bay? Debbie. Debbie, what's
his name? Garcia? Yeah. We never heard from him
again. No. And then we bring in Jay Happen. He
gave up four dingers and he was pissed. Everybody
was pissed. We outsmarted Doris. Yeah, the program's
going well. They actually are so They're not
I'm not yeah, he's gonna be out. So now now Cole
Rodan and schmitty won't be ready for opening
day. Yeah, how are they gonna start out pretty
good? They just announced today Apparently he
only gets hurt when he gives up runs as long
as bull pay rehabs his shoulder. You'll be fine.
It's surgery to Boone said it didn't affect him
crack go back into your slumber to Cashman said
it did Here's how bad of Red Sox fans you guys
are, and they all are, even our dear friends
who claim they're great friends. They are pretty
pathetic. Do you guys want to talk about the
Sox roster construction and all that kind of
stuff for next year? All I want to do is sign
PD Alonzo, sign Woodruff and we'll be good. That's
it. You don't want Bregman back? Absolutely.
I think we're going to get him back. I think
he's going to, but he wants four years. What
happens to Marcelo Meyer then? He's got to play
left side at some point. Bregman's got control,
man. He's going to play where he wants. All right.
We'll take that guy. I'll take Meyer. He's a
red sock. All right. So was Bogsy. Got right
on a horse. Yeah. Wow. If he helps us do that,
I'll take him. Not to mention he invented the
term Boggsies. Did he? Well somebody did. Who
were the prized free agent this offseason? I
don't even know, to be honest. I don't know.
I imagine Alonso would be a big one. He only
made $24 million. It's not only for him. One
year deal, $24 million. He must have been pretty
happy because I think... when the Mets made the
final out of the season, the first thing he was
like, yeah, I'm gonna be a free agent again,
I'm opting out. Top free agents though, now that
you bring it up, that was on my mind earlier
today, and at catcher. The top two are Real Muto,
who we should have gotten. 4 -0 war, by the way.
By the way, I'll bring this up, 10 years ago,
we turned down JT Real Muto for Gary Sanchez.
I know. Brian Cashman, ladies and gentlemen.
I know. How about Salvi Perez, another old guy.
Those are 35 and six -year -old catchers. Christian
Vazquez, not interested, 35. James McHannis,
36. I don't think that would be a terrible move
for the Yanks. Anybody in their weight class?
They gotta get a writing. Why are they all 35
years old? They gotta get a righty. Well, catchers,
tough spot. What, Yankees only get left -handed
catchers? So, Pete Alonso, only 31. The nailer
guy is 29. I mean, I hate him, but, nah, gotta
see hit. Carlos Santana, 40 years old, still
hitting. I didn't know Luis Arias played first.
Reece Hoskins, I could see us making a mistake
like that. Justin Turner, how long has he been
around? Dom Smith, whatever. It's a pretty weak
free agent class. It really is. Second baseman,
Gleyber, Brandon Lowe. You see Schwarber? I mean,
Albies. That's right, Schwarber, right? Yeah,
Schwarber's out there. What? Schwarber, when
he's 50, possibly runs. Red Sox fan, all over
social media for that guy, because they had him
for a couple months. About three. He's going
to win the national league for three people.
Hey, how about Beau Bechet as a free agent? 28
-year -old. I have no interest in that. Okay.
Bregman, Eugenio. I mean, we could have traded
for him. I don't love him. Muncie. You know Muncie's
35? Yeah. Wow. Some long relief with Criselle.
We could get Rob Ruff Snider back. Yankees, Yankees.
We could get him back. We've had half these guys.
Four or five more years from now when he's like
53. How about the Orioles wasting Cedric Mullins
career? He's 31 years old now. Is he done? No,
he traded him already. No, I know. Is he like,
is he done, done? He's all right. Little fast
guy's got a, Michael Taylor, 35 years old. No,
it's a terrible, oh, you know what? Kyle Tucker
putting himself back out there, so. Yeah, so
the Yankees gonna overpay for him? They couldn't
sign Soto. Is it gonna overpay now for Kyle Tucker?
I would give anything to get Schwerbert. I can't
play him anywhere. Just play him short. You could
hit a hundred home runs there. Alright, they
don't want to talk Red Sox. The only good thing
about New York baseball is the collapse of the
Mets, but we're gonna move on. Guys, it's time
for, and this segment is sponsored by the Senior
Vice President of Capital Securities, Joe Mariello.
Guys, alive. Well planned. Come on, crack. Studio
engineer, let's wake up. Nailed that one in.
This is the say what segment. Little hint, this.
Baseballer said all baseball until the season's
officially over. So last Saturday World Series,
we will move on to the next sport. This person,
when asked something about him being himself,
he said, sometimes you do stuff and you don't
even know why. It's about him just being himself
because he's a one of a kinder. Red Sox. Mickey
Rivers, no? Close. No. Red Sox, weirdest Red
Sox in a long time. Billy. Oh, great one, Manny
Ramirez. How about another red stock? Hate to
tell you the year, but he said don't let us win
tonight. Kevin Millar. Jerk. On slumps, a smooth
first baseman, lefty, said if you're not cheating,
you're not trying. And it's only cheating if
you get caught. No. Come on. Think Cubs. Mark
Grace? That was amazing. Yep. Most hits in the
90s. Is that so? Number? 17. Okay. Off -overlooked
80s, early 90s outfielder on his teammate, Barry
Bonds, said every time I look at Bonds, looks
like he's playing in a home run derby. We're
playing a regular baseball game. Andy Van Slyke?
Boom. Where's he from? Not Connecticut. Utica,
New York. How'd you know that? I'm smart. What
number? 18. Yes, sir. Nice job. That was good.
Hall of Famer. Old timer. And if you can't go
to the game, be sure to go to church and then
pray for the Yankees. Hall of Fame Broadcaster
didn't make it as a player. Did he make it as
a player? WPIX Channel 11. Okay, this next one
is a teammate question. This is in the Say What
segment, and one, actually it's not teammates,
it's tandem, but we got player manager. So the
player said, talk to me like a man, and the.
It's Robin. You don't want to be treated like
a man. That was the next line, something like
that. Yep. A lot of national links. And this
buffoon said, it's like the homeboys say back
home, we just chilling. I don't remember who
the reporter was. Oh God, what a jerk. Make you
move. Like that little weasel was actually gonna
fight this mammoth guy. Didn't he have something
like me and the boys are just bopping or something
like this see he's what a buffoon now when I
call him before a buffoon he hasn't played baseball
and 20 years and he's still getting paid. Yeah
a few more years from the Mets 330 30 right enough
with baseball We're almost at the width midway
point of the NFL season And the Cowboys are exactly
like the Yankees as an absolute dumpster fire
with management. I thought you were doing baseball
quotes. I was going to say that's good. It could
make me a croc. Calm down. But as we transition
to football and before we get to the Don father,
I have a few questions, guys. Who's good in football?
It's a good question. Who's great in football?
Nobody. OK, what's the what's the reason for
that? Don't know I can't practice anymore. I
don't know what is it because they don't practice
anymore Yeah, I hate to say it, but the cheese
are gonna be nasty the second half and I can't
stand them They got the x -factor who is the
biggest surprise officials on the on the positive
side? Who's the biggest surprise in NFL right
now bucks or the Colts? Oh the Colts are a fun
story The Colts 5 -1 I would go Colts too then,
yeah. I know I'm a homer, but I actually think
the Steelers are a big surprise. Oh my God, oh
my God. He was texting it yesterday, at least
he texted back. I'm not being a homer, honestly,
I didn't see that. No, but Tomlin's always a
tough guy with a good program and when he says
he believes in your program, I like it. When
Aaron Boone says I don't like it. I don't mind
the Steelers and I like Tomlin. But talk about,
has any team in NFL history benefited from injuries
this season more than this deal? A hundred percent,
a hundred percent. Lamar Jackson, Joe Farrow.
But they haven't played all those teams yet either.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. You line
up and play. All for reasons why you won, not
excuses why you lost. And they're gonna battle
the Bengals tonight, you know, it's coming on.
How about Baker Mayfield being the number one
rated quarterback in football right now? MVP
favorite. He would be the MVP. He's the odds
on right now. I wish that Godladi was here, they
gave him away. Actually no, Mahomes was one,
he was two. How many teams did he play on? Four
I think, right? Who? Carolina. Went to the Rams
for a while. What am I missing besides Cleveland?
I think that's it, right? Who? Bake. He went
to the Rams first from? No, Carolina then the
Rams. Carolina, I don't remember that. Yeah.
Did he play games for him? Yeah. Like three maybe?
Yeah. I think he only played once for the Rams.
You sure that wasn't Jake DeLong? He played that
night we had a podcast and he was unbelievable
in the fourth quarter. Yeah, and that's why he
got a... Yep. That's why he got an offer. Who
doesn't like that guy? Who doesn't like that
guy? I love him. I don't like him. Why? Just
like anybody. You wouldn't sign him either? There
you go. All right. You need help. Take the help.
We all do. Who's the biggest disappointment on
the other side of the house then? Disappointment,
not surprise. Well, Ravens. Baltimore's gotta
be it. I think they're gotta be number one, right?
Well, their defense is dumpster fire material.
Yeah, it's horrific. It gets horrific. How can
a hardball team be that way? I mean, just because
the murderer's not there? No, I don't know. I
mean, he hasn't been there for a while, so. Hooterer?
Yeah. He didn't do it. Oh, he's definitely guilty.
No. He's, no, we gotta celebrate him on TV. And
I don't know who else would be considered disappointment.
I mean, I would've said the Chiefs two weeks
ago, but Patriots are a bit of a surprise at
four. Yeah, they got a JV schedule, too, though,
so. Where do the Eagles fall in terms of disappointment,
though? Do you hate them, too? No. I love them.
Let's talk about Jalen Hurts. What do you want
to talk about? Well, when he first was playing,
you called him a running back playing quarterback.
Yeah, he was. And what is he now? He's a quarterback.
OK. Would AJ Brown agree? Yeah. Would Devonta
Smith agree? Yeah. All right. Will either one
of them be Eagles next year? Oh, absolutely.
For years. Do you think Devonta will be? They
will. They would have too much dead money to
even trade AJ Brown. He's not going anywhere.
I don't know. Let me ask you something. Why does
Jalen Hurts get? Every time they lose a game
or he throws an incomplete pass, it's dissected.
I don't know, I don't dissect it, nor do I care.
It's always, it's not like all the sports. I
think he throws more incomplete passes than complete
passes. He doesn't throw a lot of pretty passes.
Yeah, you can't count the shovel to Dallas Goddard,
like the three foot shovel. Patrick Mahomes made
a living off of those dirty touchdown passes
near the goal line. Who's the better quarterback?
Mahomes is the better quarterback. All right,
just saying. How many better quarterbacks are
there? 10 Hertz? Yeah. Bake? No. Yes. Oh, without
a doubt. Why? Even my guy's probably better than
him. Why? My guy in Philly. Oh, there we go.
Josh Allen. Easy. Joe Burrow. Jerken. I would
go with Burrow too. Jerken. Who? Goff. No. Yeah,
I don't know if I'd go off either. I'd rather
have Stafford. He's fifth or sixth. Maybe not
in two years, but right now. Fifth or sixth.
Hawk? Who? Toa. Oh God. Caleb Williams? Drake
May? Oh my God. Does winning matter anymore?
Jordan Love? No. Danny Dimes? MVP candidate number
four. Daniels? I was listening to an argument
about Tua on the radio this morning. They were
saying. Tua what? Being a decent quarterback.
They were saying. These what? Their offensive
line is in shambles because of the drafts. Like
four offensive linemen, they've drafted over
the years. Only one's really panned out. And
they were saying if he's on any other team with
a decent line, trouble. Tua? I don't necessarily
disagree. I didn't know all that about the line.
All right, let's talk about Don father, let's
talk about the quarterback. Everyone wants to
talk about hurts now Jackson dart. Yep This guy's
a future. Will he be alive in two weeks? He's
gonna get pummeled this weekend I think against
Denver there. Can you get him to Yankees spring
training and teach him how to slide? No, I like
what he's He's getting better. Even the last
game, he was better than the game before that.
I mean, he does that half slide thing, which
I can't stand the fake. So guys can't hit him.
I hate that because he's going to tear something
doing that. I like the way he's playing. I mean,
he's got to get a little more Omar in him. I
think Omar got so much better the last three
years, like avoiding big hits playing up until
this year, played every game last year for the
first time, I think his career. He's got to get
better at that. And they're lying. You've mentioned.
to his line. Giants line is terrible. I'm a Giants
fan. It has been. Eli was on his back. Well,
Hall of Famer Eli was on his back. And they're
going to continue to get alignment, I think.
How about Skadda Nuts? Is he the real deal or
no? No, he's a piece. He's a poor man's John
Riggins. And I'm a Giants fan. He's a poor man's
John Riggins. I disagree. I think he's a little
wrecking ball. It's going to have a good five,
six year run. I think he'll be a good running
back. Maybe six, seven. He's a combo all -stop
Riggins. Better hands than probably. He's got
good hands and he can catch. I don't think he
can make it to three down back for a long time
in this league, though. He needs somebody else
there to take care of him. Well, you know what?
They're in semi -transition. They're trying to
invent themselves right now. They got neighbors
coming back. They're talking about making a big
move for receiver here, right? Who are they looking
at? The three receivers on the table are Myers,
Waddle, and Oave. Which one would you want? Waddle.
Waddle, baby. Waddle, baby. Why were you at Waddle?
Maybe Oave. And then Romeo Dobbs is apparently
very obtainable, surprisingly, but... And what
do you have to give up? Like, a lot, but you
have to give up a lot. He's not doing anything
this year. There's the other receipt. There's
the other receipt. Sirius, what do we got? From
New Orleans, too. He's got your back. Oh, Shahid?
The dawn father. I don't think they want him
to be a three -dawn back. And but they're playing
them like it now because Tracy are yeah, they
are. Yeah. Well, they don't have a choice. They're
going to bring in Devon Singleton. They got Motor
Singletary there. Come on. They signed them last
year in five million a year. He's got thirty
nine catches already this year. Who? Lobby. Six
games. He's on he's on pay for close to 100 catches.
They're going to have to go like a first round
pick. No way. They'll never get a first round
pick for him. Maybe a second. Maybe for him.
First round pick next year because they. Tried
it back in, was that? They didn't go up the first,
they go with their second. So they'll have a
first round. And the way they're playing now,
who knows? I mean, they win this weekend and
they beat the Eagles next week and they'll be
tied for first place in the division. It'll be
unbelievable. Kind of hijacked the beginning
of this segment. We're going too far now. I want
to definitely peel it back and make sure that
the Don father gets his due. This guy does his
homework. Everybody out there, our loyal listeners,
Brian Stumpf and the other two. If you guys want
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All right, fantasy 101 right now. Injuries, I
mean, pay attention to trades, trade rumors.
If you have waddle, do you want him going somewhere
else right now? I can where he is. He's catching
passes now with two, he's got no Tyreek. Huck.
I mean, Waller only plays in the red zone. I
like him, but a guy like Olave, I know Jay just
said he's having a great year. I like Olave or
Myers in a new environment. Could be really enticing.
Watto, I don't think that gives him an upgrade
unless he goes to... Who else is looking? They
said the Steelers, Giants and Patriots are the
three teams looking for receivers right now.
I could see him doing pretty well in a Pittsburgh
uniform. Give Rogers a second target. Austin's
hurt. DK can't do everything. Hopefully he does
tonight. But I can see the Steelers making a
move for him. I would like one of those guys,
give me Meyers in a Steelers uniform. I think
he's a good number two. And I would, fantasy
wise, that helps him because Geno Smith is terrible
on Oakland. He throws more to the team. I mean,
it's bad. Talking about a bad offensive line.
Oh my God. And bad decision making. He just makes
some dumb, dumb throws. So watch out for the
trades watch out for the bye weeks It's another
one of those stupid weeks where there's only
two teams on by this week But then you look at
next week, and I think there is six on by next
week. It's Absolutely unbelievable. You know
what they should do that week not next week the
one after the one that's loaded up with buys?
Next week, yeah. They should have three games
at eight o 'clock in the morning in foreign countries.
That's true NFL. There's another one this week,
right? What in the freak are they doing? Yes,
it's Jacksonville because they always play in
London. Do they think the rest of the world wants
this sport? I mean, they haven't done it in how
many years? They're not as stupid as we are.
It's going to rain there in London this weekend.
They like football. Well, you're trying to promote
the NFL and they put on that Jets game this past
weekend. Promote Schmomo. That was a worse game
in the last five years on TV. We're not making
enough money here. That was a oof. Next week
for fantasy, I mean plan ahead. Next week you
got Detroit, Vegas, the Rams, Arizona, Seattle,
and Jacksonville all off next week. Yeah, I got
some issues next week. You got to plan ahead.
There's going to be a mess. You're going to see
a lot of guys dropped. You're going to see guys
getting dropped that people don't want to drop,
but they have to. So pay attention to that because
there's going to be some guys in your waiver
order that you might not even even though we're
there, you can sneak on your roster because guys
don't think you're paying attention. Great advice,
Don Fowler. How about your Monday night game?
Fantasy 101. How about your Monday night game?
Your opponent. Oh my God. Yeah. Well, our new
league member, our new league member texted me
and was like, is there some sort of strategy
I don't get here? Why does he have it? And I'm
like, no. The tight end got scratched, so he
picked up another tight end, but he had nowhere
to drop other than. The starting tight end so
he dropped the defense Wow, that should be a
heavy fine. He participated with no. Oh, that's
that horrible Horrible format of the week. Yeah.
Listen to this guy. Hold this one around. You
gotta light on it. Worst league ever. It's okay.
I'm gonna take a picture of him. I'm getting
old. All right We were talking about this but
I'm gonna talk about it anyways Cam Ward, how
bad is he? Is he bad? Is he good? Is the team
bad? The team's bad. He's got an arm. I don't
know if he's any good. I mean, he could cut it
loose. So I mean, he had his third touchdown
pass of the year on Saturday. So that's three
in his first six starts. So only three other
quarterbacks since 1970 have less than three
passing touchdowns in the first three starts.
Number one overall draft picks. Three since 1970.
They're all number one draft picks? Yep. And
one was in the 70s. So then the other one's 80s.
Jim Plunkett. Nope. Same conference. One Super
Bowls. One Super Bowls. Bowls. Bob Grishy? Same
conference as the Raiders? Cocker should know.
Terry? Terry Bradshaw. Wow. He had two touchdown
passes in his first six games. USC. USC. Anybody?
Come on. Louisiana Tech. Darn it. The other,
one quarterback had one touchdown pass and you
would never imagine it, 80s. Great top 10 quarterback
of all time. Warren Moon. No, he wasn't the number
one draft pick. Dan Marino. AFC also. Elway?
John Elway. Yep. One touchdown over his first
six games. Drafted by? The Yankees. Yep. They
liked their program. Who was he drafted by in
football? He got traded right now. Yeah, don't
know. The other quarterback had zero touchdowns
in first six games. Number one draft pick. What
era? Nineties. Or later. It might have been early
2000s. He won a Superbowl? Early 2000s. No, but
he played in one. Started for two teams that
I can remember. Three teams. He now works for
ESPN. So it's not Dan Orlovsky. No, and he ran
out of the end zone. Had his leg snapped into
50 different pieces. Oh, Alex Smith. Zero touchdown
passes in his first six starts as a number one
draft pick. College? Utah. Who was the number
one pick in the NBA that year? That was, uh,
Van, uh, yes. No. It wasn't? No, they're like
20 years apart. Yeah, you're right. Utah is the
only school to have the number one pick in football
and basketball in the same year. And that was
the year. Alex Smith was the football player.
Who was the basketball player? The big guy? He's
a big guy, yeah. Doliak? No. You're close. He
plays on the Warriors when they first started
winning. Oh. From Australia, I believe. We know
all your targets. Last name starts with a B.
Balsack. No. Bogut. Andrew Bogut. That's very
lame by us. Very lame. That was terrible. Sorry,
go ahead. That was terrible. Fantasy 101. That
was terrible. By the way, another thing, Rico
Dotto is not going to win in your fantasy league.
Let's dial it back a little bit on the guy. He
had all last year due to the Cowboys. He didn't.
He's not going to do it for the entire season.
Plus Chuba Hubbard's coming back this week. They
already said it's going to be a timeshare. They're
not going to put him in the starting role. You
have to play him though, right? No, I would play
him, but I'm saying he's not going to be a guy
that's going to get you 28 points a week. He
was the first guy I heard, here's another trivia
question, but first guy since what player? I'm
looking at you. Against his former team? Was
to put up over 200 yards. Against his former
team? Yeah. No, back -to -back weeks. Back -to
-back, because he put over 200 yards back -to
-back. Wasn't the baddest, was it? No, a little.
Leveon Bell? Yes, Leveon Bell. Nicely done. I
was going to go Moweldy more, but. So again,
badly, we're not talking about Chuba Hubbard.
May be a trade target, too. They just paid him
$10 million a year. They can get rid of that
$10 million. He might be a trade target. Also,
Kamara. But those guys, running backs when they
get traded usually win in a pretty good spot.
They're getting traded because the other team
doesn't have a running back. They've talked about
Kamara to the Chiefs now for a couple weeks.
They got 40 guys. You know who he'd be great
on? I mean, not a playoff team probably this
year, but the G men. Kamara? We just talked about
Scadaboo. Yeah, he can't lighten the load. Yeah,
lighten the load. They got Tyrone Tracy. Yeah,
they do they do and he's young he's young I've
said this ten times in his podcast do not start
anybody that's pointing against Patrick Surtain
I say it every time I do a podcast like one catch
last week against Garrett Wilson had three catches
for 13 yards I got in a debate with a on a serious
XM radio show fantasy radio show if you heard
of Jeff Radcliffe he does yeah, I called in because
he said Patrick Surtain Does not do shadow coverage.
I don't adjust my rankings based on who's gonna
be covering this person because that's ridiculous
So I call them and I said you're gonna tell me
you don't adjust your rankings when Patrick retained
guard. He goes No, I don't he goes he doesn't
shadow over the field I'm sitting there like
Garrett Wilson This was right before Wilson the
week before that AJ Brown 5 for 43 the week before
that Jamar chase 3 for 27 the week before that
Whatever, we had two catches for 13 yards, I
can't remember who went running. You're gonna
tell me, you don't adjust your rankings for that?
He was definitely covering A .J. Rowland the
whole game. Don Frother, were you on the air?
Yes, I was on the air. Friends, we have a celebrity
amongst us here. Come on, man. I got a Twitter
debate with him last year for a little bit too
on something about Aaron Rodgers. Who's this
guy? Jeff Radcliffe. You're a target, Jeff. Jeff
and Jeff, I mean, he's going at it. So he knows
his stuff, but that was just poor. And the next
by the next few weeks for first retained this
week, it's a giant. So he'll probably just play
one side of the field. Then you've got C .D.
Lamb, Nico Collins, Jacobi Myers and Rashid Rice
the next four weeks. So bear in mind, if you
have any of those guys, I mean, if you have Rashid
Rice or C .D. Lamb or Nico Collins, you're starting
them anyways. I started Garrett Wilson knowing
he was going to do Jack, but. He cannot. He doesn't
have a quarterback that can throw the ball either,
hit the broadside of the bar. Balls of steel
if you've set those guys too. Oh, absolutely.
Oh, we were talking about quarterbacks. I'm going
to mention another one as I roll into another
trivia question. So Justin Herbert got his 18th
game winning drive this weekend, which is amazing
because they played with the Dolphins. The fact
they needed a game winning drive against the
Dolphins is embarrassing. That's tied for second
most since 2020 for game winning drives. Tied
with who and who's in first. The difference is
one game. So he's tied with one person, game
-winning drive since 2020. That's a Nama Holmes.
And I can tell you, the other person is active,
but hasn't started a game this year. He's on
a roster, but hasn't started who he's tied with.
He hasn't started. I was going to say Joe Flacco.
Nick? Folsey? Nope. This guy has a really good
year. He was a starter, obviously, for a long
time. He had 18 game -winning drives. NFC started
last year. He was a starter last year. Kirk Cousins?
Yep. Kierke tied for the number one captain with
19 is a starter today still very good Wouldn't
surprise you that he's number one Josh Allen
Patty Patty toolbox, but yeah, he's number one
right now Another surprise right now who has
the most who has the most points to NFL right
now through six games For a team. Yeah, what
team has scored the most points through six games?
The Colts. The Colts, and this is the most points
in NFL history over the first six games. Really?
Wow. By the way, 194 is the total. They broke
the record set by who? They beat them by one
point, 193. Committee year. In the 2007. All
right, so so much for saying the St. Louis Rams.
2007, I can't remember. Pats? The Colts. Get
the heck out of here. Peyton Manning, yep. Makes
sense. That was a little bit of a trick question
there, Croc. Yeah, I got it. It's sneaky. By
the way, Jonathan Taylor this year, fastest speed
recorded in a touchdown run this year. By anybody,
22 point. 38 miles an hour. That's because nobody
was catching me. Nobody timed you. They didn't
have those things back then. Nobody let you in
the field. Digital. Mack, you mentioned dumpster
fires. I mean, the Jets have to be the dumpster
fire, right? They're just awful and they lost
their best player. But I do like Brice Hall,
by the way. He's been really good. And without
Brian Allen in there, he's got more cares. They
do have quarterback problem. He's gonna be their
starter right Aaron one said he's our guy He's
a good fantasy player go on 16 or 117 and get
a real guy next year. Of course If he has so
many three months ago, they would have said Arch
Manning now people like What's going on with
this? I mean outside of Broadway Joe and a few
years with Parcells. Like what's their deal?
They can't ever win? They can't win anything?
It's a terrible organization. It's a terrible
organization. What's the guy's name? Woody or
something? Woody Johnson? Woody Johnson. The
last quarterback that won there just stabbed
somebody or whatever and is in jail. He might
have deserved it. Real quick, Matt. Both of his
names? I mean, what's his middle name? Bill?
William? A couple of guys I would start sit this
weekend, by the way, quarterbacks. I just lost
two. I was going to look at somebody else. Sit
Jackson Dart. I love the guy, but he's going
to get annihilated this weekend. I'm starting
him in the league, by the way. I'd sit Dart and
I'd sit Kyler if you were going to play Kyler.
I mean, he's hurt. So he doesn't really rush
this week. Green Bay's tough against Russian
quarterbacks. Start Jordan Love. There's Russian
quarterbacks. Start Jordan Love, he's playing
against Arizona, who has the least amount of
quarterback pressures, and Jordan Love is number
one in the NFL passing with a, what do they call
it, cushy pocket? He's number one, so. I think
Jordan Love's a little overrated. I think he
makes some dumb decisions, but I think he can
throw the ball. I agree, that's why Hertz is
better than him. Yeah, I disagree, but Hortes
has a Super Bowl and he doesn't, so. Is that
a cushy pocket? Start running back, start Breece
Hall. I really like him against Carolina. He's
getting a lot of volume now. He was the number
one target in the red zone as it is. That's the
930 game, right? No. No, that was last week,
that debacle. I remember it was Jacksonville's
playing this weekend. What's the 7 a .m. game?
I won't be away from that. Also start with Quinshine
Junkets. He only had three points this past week,
but I think he's playing against the Dolphins
who allow, they have a lot of top eight running
back every week of the season. There you go.
We had mentioned terrible teams, most disappointing.
How bad are they? The Dolphins? How bad are they?
Arguably the bottom three team in the league,
right? Why do you think the tax man's not here?
How long's that guy last? I'd fire him just for
wearing those pants every week. Maybe this year.
Does he make the year? No way. They pull a James
Franklin on him. They should. I mean, just for
those pants. I mean, I can't take it. Unreal.
On the sidelines. Seriously. Tom Landry wore
a suit and a fedora. I mean, come on, man. They
all look like they wore a cut -off hoodie. Well,
they don't allow you. Well, he's a jackass. They
don't allow you to wear this. Regardless of what
anyone says, that guy's a freaking loser. Who's
the guy? Was it Mike Nolan? The coach of 49ers?
He wore a suit for a while too. Was it Mike Nolan?
Or no? No. Last time it was Nolan, wasn't it?
Damn it. You guys should know this. It wasn't
Mike Singletary. I want winners. I want winners.
On that note, any Seattle running back, like
people drafted Kenneth Walker pretty high and
Charbonne. They're splitting carries right down
the middle and they're playing against Houston
who's... top 10 defensive backs this year, so
sit them. By the way, if another one start, start
Tyler Warren this week for the Colts. I start
him every week. I think he's an absolute stud.
What number is he wearing? 84. And by the way,
Downs got a concussion in practice, so he's not
gonna be playing this weekend. More targets for
Warren. If you have Pittman, by the way, people
been, me flexing him in and out, play Pittman
this weekend, but Warren, I think is, he could
easily be tied in number one this weekend. I'd
also say Jay's boy, receiver, Devontae Smith
against Minnesota. They've allowed only two completions
of over 20 yards all year. And that's what Devontae
Smith makes us live in. And also say DJ Moore,
if you were going to start them. People, he's
been back, he's only averaged 9 .4 points a game
this year. He's not, I got him, he's been hurt.
So I would. He only scores touchdowns two times
a year, we know that. And start court on Sutton
by the way, even though they're playing the G
-man, Giants are out third most points to wide
receivers in the league, so I would give court
on Sutton a run. He put up one catch for 15 yards
last week against. 17 yards. 17 against Soss.
Did he have six touchdowns against us in two?
Don father this is coming Somebody somebody tweaking
into you right now. I loyal listeners want to
know if you would start jailing hurts Gordon
Daniel Jones this week The Colts are playing
with the coast playing anybody offhand. Did you
say Laura Lichtenstein? No, I said our loyal
listeners, okay In real time here I would start
Daniel Jones, because Phil is playing in Minnesota.
Who the hell is Jalen Jones? Jalen Hurts? Jalen
Hurts. Daniel Jones. I was combining them into
one. I would start Danny Dimes, which I don't
think I would ever, if you asked me that seven
weeks ago, never in my life say that. So you
would start Jones? With Chargers, right? We're
only six weeks in. How many weeks is that? There
you go. Six, seven, right? Something like that.
Oh, boy. Don Father, the Fantasy 101 segment
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or looking up. No. OK, we got to get the motto
down for Tyser. Angry Jay, what's the topic this
week? Today's topic, this week's topic is the
best UConn point guards. Kambo and Shabazz. So
no. We're going to go top 16. The Senior Vice
President of Capital Security, Joe Mayor. We're
going to go top 16. We had a plan. Marcus Cock
and Richie Ashmead. What happened? We had one
plan because I couldn't break it down. I had
17. You couldn't break it down, huh? No, see,
before we get going here, I left off Steph Castle
because he was kind of a combo guard. Chris Smith,
same thing. who definitely would've. Ryan Boatwright,
same thing, combo guard. I left out legends like
Anthony Gilbert and Andre LaFleur. And I believe
Deion Carson back in the day, wasn't he? Kind
of a. Wow, you're really getting all the guys
here because not a lot of minutes played for
some of these folks. Yeah, well, so those guys
are all out. Chris Smith, obviously, would have
been a stud on this thing, but we went strictly
point guards. I go in there. Angry Jay. He did
not make it. I took Marcus Cox and Richie Ashmead
and I did the. Deciding factor and Marcus Cox
got the 16th place. That's good because Bobby
was Cox So he was good player Ashby was one and
done. I mean he was I bet they told him to get
the hell out of there with James Calhoun. So
Get out of we're gonna start It with the five
seed against the 12 seed the 12 seed is our oldest
Player I believe his name is Carl Hobbs. Oh,
yeah, he is taking Kevin Ali, the five seed.
The question is, if you're Yukon and you got
one year this season, what point guard would
you want? Because obviously we had a little trouble
at our point guard position this past season.
And Coach Hurley brought in a bunch of new point
guards this year. So if we could bring one former
point guard back, who would you rather have for
this 2025 Yukon Husky season? and the first game
is Carl Hobbs. Can I just clarify something?
But Carl played in the 80s, so does his game
transform to what he would be like now? Yeah,
you decide that. You decide that. You can put
the wristbands all the way up the biceps too.
Right here, yep. Carl Hobbs, Kevin Olley, Don
Fowler, you're up. I know you were trying to
steer me towards Carl Hobbs, but I'm gonna go
with Kevin Olley. You were doing a lot of pumping
him up there. What a pumping circumstance. Capital
Securities, senior vice president. You gotta
go Kevin Olley here. You think of the class he
came in with, all those guys, they had to all
figure out their roles. Although I've never,
I didn't love KO as a coach, but. Won a national
championship. Fair enough, but, and I'm trying
to take out his NBA resume as well, because he's
done, he's a player. Played forever. He did play
forever. But I still have to call, I would say
him all day long. Yeah, KO. Cracker you know
any of these guys after that dissertation. I
gotta go Ali executive producer Carl Hobbs did
get the first win of Yukon over Georgetown when
I think a steal at the buzzer For the big first
win at the Civic Center over a powerhouse team,
but I'm still gonna go Kevin Ali It was like
clean sweep. No you guys have made it too easy
I mean if you were taking out the NBA and which
by the way impressive career for guy I couldn't
shoot His speed and size at the position can't
be overlooked. But the toughness back in the
80s of guys who started to put Yukon on the map
with the toughness and not all the national media
love and all that kind of stuff before we had
cool uniforms. And then we went back to have
uniforms that look like theirs. I'm going Carl
Hobbs, wristband on my bicep with Vern Jiskam
at my side. And I'm throwing it into Timmy Coles.
Go ahead. I will take Kevin Ali. Also, I did
like the answer, though, Mack. Thanks. So Kevin
Ali is moving on into our Elite Eight. From Crenshaw
High School. Correct. Nicely done. So the 7 -10
seed on the other side of the bracket. Mr. Marielo.
We're going to go with the older guy. Tate George
against the number seven seed, Talik Brown. Before
we answer, Tay George, first round draft pick
by the Nets led them to Providence. That's when
they started becoming UConn. And Talik Brown,
obviously a national champ, defensive player.
Couldn't make a jumper, but a stud. I believe
Jim Calhoun called him a warrior. I agree 100%.
And you're talking about can't make a jumper.
He's your point guard. It's not what I'm looking
for out of my point guard, especially with the
great guards Yukon's had over the years. Tate
George, too much credit for the shot. Great,
unbelievable landmark moment in Yukon history,
of course. But if I needed someone this year,
Talik's toughness against Pittsburgh, the way
he battled through the Big East back in those
days, it's now Talik all day long. No respect
to Tate. I watched his shot at the... Homer Babbage
Library many times. They had a machine that would
just play the shot over and over. That was awesome,
man. And I couldn't walk in the library without
watching it in my day. Both times I went to the
library, I watched it as well. I bet. So you're
two for two. Talik Brown. Okay. Crocker? Yeah,
Talik Brown as well. I think it's Lee, it's great.
He was a first round draft pick because of that.
He was a good player, but I gotta agree with
you. Not much of an NBA career. He still owes
me money, so. Who does? Yeah, Talik. I think
it kills a lot of people money. Angry Jay and
I saw Talik playing high school. He did. What
was the name of his team? Something prep. St.
John's prep? Might be, yeah. Yeah. What a doubleheader
we saw. That's what we did. We went around and
watched these clowns play basketball. Speed,
impressive. I don't think it's even close to
put him up next to Tate George in his six, four,
or five, or whatever he is. Tate's just a 100
% more talented player than that guy. Tate hit
one of the best shots in in Yukon history or
NCAA tournament history, one of the most memorable
shots, and celebrated less than Talik making
a jumper in a garden one time because he couldn't
believe it actually went in. That was, was it
Pittsburgh? Yeah, what a game, too. And I don't,
I hate Talik in any way, and I was kind of happy
for, like... how it ended for him, but not even
close with Tate George, without a doubt. Not
close. In the interest of saving tape after this
20 minute answer, I'm going to say Tate George.
Dude, you had football one on one for an hour.
People care about football. People care about
Yukon Hoops. Angry J Tate. Yeah, you know, I
would take Tate George, too. So how are we going
to decide the three and three? Three and three.
We're flipping a coin. Do AI, somebody AI it
and see who comes back. Oh my God, that's unbelievable.
Wanna AI it? Studio engineer, can you do that?
While we're looking up this, I have a trivia
question regarding Taze George. Jason Harlow
in his youth. Number five. Heckled what player
at a Celtic Pacers game who was involved in this
memorable shot. Dale Davis. Dale Davis, yes.
I reminded Dale at the end of the game, the Celtics,
I was sitting right behind the Vance and I said.
He was one of the furthest two players away from
the shot. Well he was on the court. He was not
happy with my heckling either. Get out of here.
Was I there? No. I just reminded him that it
was Tate and it was great. And if you guys played
some fucking defense, you would have been in
the lead eight. Oh, angry Jay. So what do we
got? What do we got here? Artificial intelligence
is telling them to take the league Brown or Tate
George. We'll get back to you. Just bring up
the next two guys. OK, back to the other side.
The 413 game, we got Jalen Adams, who was an
Ali recruit and ended up playing for Hurley.
or their own shepherd Wow Now Adams played four
years. You made all Big East a senior year or
actually was what the hell was that conference?
We played in a a see or whatever that crap was
or my personal favorite And I'll start it. I'm
taking their own shepherd just because he was
an absolute winner for Jalen Adams Yeah, the
only absolutely terrific player, but Shephers
underappreciated by the UConn faithful. He's
been forgotten almost, which is terrible. I'll
go with Shafari, he's so smart. He's such a smart
player. He never made a bad decision. What's
the breaking news? Hold on guys, breaking news.
Gemini chooses Talik Brown. Whoa, Gemini is a
freaking moron. As a coach and fan and I wish
I was a teammate. Come on, you gotta live with
it. Their own I think was like the general in
the Israeli army or something too, right? So
let's get some get some points for that star.
Yeah, that five star general in the Israeli army
Came I think it was 32 when he started at Yukon
Calm under pressure couldn't get shade great
player man. Great player. Love a great passer
their own all day long It's not even close center.
Oh, I thought like the Adams guy was tough. All
right from Roxbury, Massa Adams. Yes, I believe
you're right. So we'll go back to the other side
we're on our 15 seed against our two seed and
We got guys getting excited here that the Steelers
just scored a touch Come on. Come on. Let's go
our 15 seed from Connecticut Trinity Catholics,
Craig Ostry is going up against the round mounted
point guards Khalid El Amin I'll take it. So,
I mean it's Khalid's obviously the two. No upset
here Khalid all day long. Khalid's not a combo?
Okay, go ahead. No. No. None of that to you.
Thank you. I thought Ricky Moore was a point
guard, but go ahead. You thought wrong. Jumping
up on the table. What position was Ricky Moore?
Come on. What position was Ricky Moore in his
point card? Okay, go ahead. The fact that Khalid
could jump up on that table like he did, I love
that. I like the call of we're gonna shock the
world. Strong ass table. Yeah, the swagger, the
confidence. I don't like that he sold his championship
ring a couple years after he graduated to make
a couple bucks, but no, I'll go with the Imam
Khalid El -Ami. I actually bought that ring.
It's a sweep. Yeah. I wouldn't buy an insurance
policy from co -ed, but I'd pick them in this
pool. All right. It's a solid player. Craig,
number 24. All right. Here we go. Here we go.
Eight, nine seat. Jay, was he from Connecticut
or just from Trinity Catholic? He was from New
York. He went to Trinity. Eight, nine seat. Ricky
Moore the 9 seed against number 8 seed Marcus
Williams Marcus Williams to remind you guys as
the highest Assist ratio of all these point guards
at 7 .3 for his career a first round pick and
all big East Ricky I Don't mean to need much
explanation. He's one of the biggest reasons
they got over the hump And I do remember I Mac
I'm sure you remember this too him guarding Allen
Iverson as a freshman in the Big East. I'm going
to take Ricky Moore for that. He was like the
Patrick Surtain of Yukon. He took your best player
almost completely out of a game. So I'm going
to go with Ricky Moore. I'm going to take Ricky
Moore for what Tom Moore said he did the night
before the game. He had all the players in his
room and they saw some commercial and they got
all pissed and he said, guys, go to sleep. We
got business. And then Moore checked on him later.
He had his uniform on. I mean, come on. It's
Ricky. I mean, they are related, Tom and Ricky
Moore, but I would. I could see it. Yeah. A little
favorite. Ricky Moore. Easy. Ricky Moore. Marcus
Williams, by the way. No, you're good. It doesn't
matter. They got four guys. Yeah. Marcus Williams
a little underrated though, no? Like as a college
point guard. Yeah. He was another smart guy.
He was another California guy. Was he? Yeah.
Yeah. He was I think from L .A. I mean, there's
interesting two guys to put against each other,
right? Defensive guy, if you value that versus
a playmaker. Didn't have much of an NBA career,
though. He was first round pick, too. Anyway,
let's go to 6 -11. And the 6 -11 game would be
the 11 seed AJ Price going to the home court
of Tristan Newton. And Don Father, you're starting
us off. AJ Price, big scorer, has a point guard.
Tristan Newton, a zero -star recruit, who I know,
transferred in, but he played three years for
the Con. He's a two -time national champ. Not
a lot of guys can say that on this list. They
can't, but I'm still going to go with Price.
He was just more fun to watch. More exciting.
He did a little bit of everything. All right.
Early lead for the 11 seed. Mack. Size. Newton.
Newton. I'm Newton, too. Yeah, T. Newton. Can't
disagree with that. How about you, Jay? I would
actually go A .J. Price. I love Newton. Like
all the intangibles he brought to you kind of.
AJ Price playing on a less talented squad. He
could score. He also had a thumb thing that was
taped up for quite a while, right? Like he was
a tough guy. Yeah. Nah. But Newen's moving on.
He's in Newen. He had brain aneurysm too, right?
AJ Price was like, he had aneurysm. He was, yeah,
he was in the hospital. I'm in David Cohn. All
right, here's our one seed. Kemba Walker taking
on the playing winner, Marcus Cox. Kemba. We
wrapped that up. Where's Marcus Cox from? Oh,
Mac. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Colby Cathedral,
I don't know what town. Bridgeport. Damn it.
Where do you transfer to? That'd be a sweep for
Ken Burr. That's a great question. I don't know.
UMass. Was it? Yeah, after they stole the laptop
set at West Farms. Oh, that's right. He didn't
get away with that. Nope. Canva moves into the
lead eight. I think he was set up, by the way,
by Yukon. All right, here we go. I made a mistake.
Carl Hobbs is not the oldest player. Earl Kelly,
the 14 seed. Earl is taking on Shebaz Naguier,
the two time national champ. Better player. Who
would you want being the point guard for the
Yukon men's basketball this team? Who can run
on rooftops better? Boom. Joseph. You can go
first, because Max is gonna need some time. Yeah,
you gotta think, ah, jeez. Earl Kelly, one of
the all -time leading scorers at UConn. I don't
know anyone who named a pet after Earl Kelly,
so I'm gonna, I think Shabazz, the Roxbury guy,
Roxbury Mast, tough, tough player. Who was he
drafted by? Does anybody remember offhand? He
was Miami? All right, nice to see you. Yeah,
Shabazz. I'm gonna go old -school Dom Perno and
Earl Kelly. Oh, we got a 1 -1 game. Matt, do
you want to go last? Yeah. I like Shabazz. Shabazz
is up 2 -1. 3 -1. Oh my God. I'll make it hard.
I'll take the old guy. I'll take the old guy
because he's playing in the field house with
12 fans. Shabazz, unbelievable run as a senior,
too, by the way. I gotta, oh my God. What's the
count right now? It's three, two. I did it on
purpose just to make Matt. You would have taken
Chabazz? I don't remember seeing Earl Kelly play
much, I'm not gonna lie to you. And I was impressed
with Chabazz in eight years, senior year was
incredible. Man, so it happens when you ban us.
Earl Kelly never got banned. I wanna thank somebody,
the city of San Antonio. What a terrible interview.
I gotta go Shabazz. All right, Shabazz is in
Elite Eight. We gotta pick this up. All right,
so we're going to Elite Eight now. Doron Sheffer,
the four seed, taking on the five seed, Kevin
Olly. You're up. I'm going to go with Sheffer.
Sheffer, yeah. I'm going to go with Sheffer.
Sheff. Olly. I like Sheffer. Sheffer moves on.
Sheffer's in the Final Four. Should be. We have,
on the other side of the bracket, Talik Brown
with the narrow overtime win over Tade George.
Thanks to, what was that hooker's name? Gemini.
Gemini. Talik Brown is Khalid El -Ameem. Found
a father. I'm going with Khalid. Khalid. Khalid.
Yeah, Khalid for me. Khalid, he was there for
number one. All right, I need to wrap there.
We're going back to the other side. Kemba. against
Ricky Moore. Ricky, Kemba. Oof. Oof. Joe, right?
I gotta say Kemba. I mean, come on. Joe, Kemba.
Kemba. Kemba. Yeah, that's a sweep. Nah, fuck
that. Ricky. Just so it isn't a sweep. Disrespecting
Ricky like that's bullshit. Like making it like
it's not even thinkable. Come on. All right,
we got Chavez and Tristan Newton for the last
one. Love the guys who both national championship.
That's gonna say there you go. Both guys won
a national championship, too So there's guys
who say like put the team on my back. I'm gonna
take them That's the Kemba guys and the Shabazz
guys. So I'm gonna go Shabazz. I have Sam before
we keep going is Shabazz number. Is it retired?
Or is he in the ring of honor cuz gotta be new
and is in right already Shabazz has Shabazz has
to be I'm Shabazz Shabazz Shabazz! We knew it
was coming down to this too, with the Ross. Yeah,
Shabazz. I mean... Tough. Yeah, it's tough. He
had a great... If you're looking at the Final
Four, like, Newton had some great games. Oh,
phenomenal. In the whole tournament, like...
Yeah, if I ask you to name some of Newton's teammates
and some of Shabazz's, I think you're going to
come up with more Newtons. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
So it's not because it's more recent. Roswell
Smith. We're in the Final Four. We got the Ron
Sheffer. We got the Ron Sheffer going against
Kemba. I love Durham, but I got to take Kemba.
Kemba. Kemba. Kemba. Really? Kemba. We knew it
was coming down to this. Angry is going to Durham.
I love that dude. Well, it's six to one or five
to one, I guess. Sheffield. I think he's tournament.
Yeah, I get it. So Shabazz against El -Amin.
Six in a row. Shabazz against El -Amin. I'm gonna
go Shabazz. Shabazz is the three seed here. I
ranked him, by the way. Bazzy, all day. Shabazz
is wearing the dark jersey. Good, Natty. One
of them, anyway. El -Amin getting no love. El
-Amin getting no fucking love. These guys are
not even thinking. But I think like, I gave Kevin,
Kevin gives a little bit of a pause. These guys
are just like, it's over. Shabazz. Two Natties.
I'm going to shock the basement and go Khalid.
Yeah, boy, me too. The fat guy's not moving on
now because we got four to two. So we're going
to hit. We knew it was coming down to this. Did
we? I was going to open Sheffer. I mean, I would
take Sheffer, all these guys, but it's Kemba
and Shabazz. It's Kemba. Shabazz has two national
titles. Cardiac Kemba. Cardiac Kemba. Cardiac
Kemba. I'm going Shabazz. Why? I loved watching
him. I just loved watching him. You said it could
be my own reason. I loved watching him. I liked
Shabazz as well. I'm going Kemba. I'm sorry.
3 -2 to you. 3 -2 to Jay. If you went against
Kemba the last two rounds. I would take Kemba.
I would take him. I mean, I'd love Sheffer, but
like him. But that... Guys, hit us on the comments
section here. Who do you think is the best UConn
point guard of all time? And what do you think
about our picks? Campbell Walker, anointed the
greatest point guard in UConn history by the
Bristol boys. Angry Jay, hell of a segment. We
got to get Kevin an award. I'm sure he's waiting
for it. We could get them on, I think. I'm going
to talk to Rash. Guys, we're just about done.
We're going to wrap it up with the President's
Cup. We bounce around the presidents. We're going
to go most recent, moving back now. What's the
President's Cup? Is that golf or something? Name
association. It's U .S. versus the world, not
Europe. Everybody but Europe. Is that what they
call it? The President's Cup. So we're gonna
start with a current president Count says two
presidents just like Grover Cleveland But the
Donald we know there's no trumps and in sports
if you guys come up with one you get a bonus
point but who would have Donalds that come to
mind real quick. Just blurt out Donald Duck.
Donald Duck. Number 80. Come on, man. You're
killing me. Driesdale. Good one. Anybody else?
Donald Arthur Manningley. I was hoping somebody
said Donald Driver. Number 80, right? Yes. He
was a great number two receiver for about 10
years. Anybody else? Any Don's in... Come on,
man. Gotta be in football. Don Sutton. Don Slott.
Oh, yeah. Don Meredith. Number 12. Don Meredith.
The Dandy? Yeah, Dandy Don. Any basketball players
named Don? I'm sure there were. No, they're mostly
white and they can't play, so. Jay, that's extremely
racist. Daron Shepard. Don Shepard? Don Shepard.
I'll take him. I'll take him. OK, before him,
President Joe Biden. I don't know any Bidens.
that played sports, but how about Joe's? Throw
out some Joe's. Joe Washington, number 25. Joe
Cowie. Joe Mixon. Come on. Joe Mixon. Joe Mixon,
I like that. Broadway Joe Namath. Brought up
tonight. Joe Mazzurro, coach of the Celtics.
Joe Mama. Okay. He needs bigger eyes. Joe Montana.
I heard of that guy. No, he doesn't count. I
heard of that guy. Dumars. Joseph Dumars. Where'd
he go to school? McNeese State, correct. How
about a good one? You know, how about and I'm
not making fun of our former president. I actually
like this man a lot, but they call him Sleepy
Joe. So how about Eric Floyd? Sleepy? Anybody?
Yeah, right. Sleepy. Let's throw in one more
present region. Let's throw in a Bush. We haven't
had a Bush in this show in a long time. Let's
go with Joe Sherman, Ruth. We're going George
any George's go we did a George we did Reggie
George Irvin the Iceman George Brett can we do
that George because we said Brett didn't we yeah,
I think any time we circled back friends It's
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Father, basketball 101. When does this start?
It starts Monday, right? Regular season, Kevin?
Let's go. Monday night. We're going to do over
-under. Guess the over -under just for a handful
of teams. We're not doing them all, just some
local teams. What's the over -under for the Boston
Celtics? First one to get, I'll give a ding,
too. No, you give them, you give us a number.
Are they all halves? They're all halves. You
give us a number, we go over -under. All right.
40 and a half. No, I wanted to guess that. I
know you do. 40 and a half. I would have said
41 and a half anyway. 40 and a half Boston over
just barely Joe Celtics 40 and a half over under
500 Going over over in the east. Yeah, everybody
going eat. Okay over New York Knicks 47 53 and
a half under over I agree with that thing. They're
gonna be really good plus the two best players
in the Easter out so Jones is still there. But
yeah, you're right for now Anybody else? Anybody
saying under you're saying under I don't believe
in Mike Brown. That's why I don't either next
The Nets 20 and a half under well, I would have
said higher than I would have said like 27 way
under well now I go over that and it's hard to
lose them. They can pull it off We're talking
about Colorado Rockies they got hot and won like
43 I'm going over 20. Yeah With appropriate practice
sessions. It probably says under. 20 and a half
nets. Any takers? No? Next. All right, moving
on. The Donovan Klingon lead. Over. Over. I'll
go over. Let me guess. 42 and a half. 38 and
a half. Is that lower? 35 and a half. Way over.
That MGM says 35 and a half. Somebody get hurt?
Well, what I'm saying you're making fun of me
and he's pranking out 41 on that damn it. I don't
know what I said What was the hookers name we
gotta get her on it Gemini Gemini Young lady's
name next one is the next one is the highest
we're taking them because they're the defending
champs Okc Thunder 63 and a half really close
62 and a half. Good guess 62 and a half. So they're
gonna lose 20 games or not No, they're going
over going over 62 and a half still the youngest
team in basketball Dork I'm not a big man of
chess either by the way We're gonna go to other
teams guys just because I'm interested I hate
the Lakers, but they're interesting 47 and a
half under under and if you look at Luca, do
you look at him lately? He lost like 18 pounds
and terrific So he's a he's a fat guy who decided
to get in shape for basketball I say over they
got a center this year. They're not you know,
yeah the center socks though. You got a center
though. What's the center? Oh eight in terrible.
How about him? How about him coming out and they
asked him about practicing with Luca and LeBron.
They're like I haven't done it yet. Three weeks
into camp, I'm like, oh, great. Last one because
they're polarizing Dallas Mavericks Cooper flags
in the house Kyrie's out for first few months
a D7 47 41 and a half over so they got to go
500 I'll go over but all those guys are healthy.
Why have we's healthy Gabbard's healthy? He's
healthy for now. I mean they won't make Thanksgiving
though Like a deal be out with like over 41 and
a half around stub toe or something. I'll go
over I mean, that's a low number for them Kyrie
all So if you're going to gamble, you should
gamble under on Dallas, under on the Celtics,
because we're all consensus on those teams and
we're all losers. So I'm going to imagine we're
going to lose. Speak for yourself. Last trivia
question before we go. I know, Mac, we got to
take off. Opening night is Monday. What NBA player
has the most points in an NBA opening night?
Not counting Wilt Chamberlain, by the way, because
he had like 140, but not counting Wilt Chamberlain.
I don't know how bullshit on that. He didn't
score 140. Most is just for a single game, like
not career. The first game of of the season.
Combined? No, any first game of the season. Just
one night. Single game. I'll go with Bob McAdoo.
How about that? That's a good guess. It's wrong,
but... I'm going to give you Jordan had 54, which
he would have came to guess anyways. Two other
people in this, in the 2000s, had 50. And I can
give you another hint. They are teammates right
now. Harden and Kawhi. Nope. Luke and Lebron.
Nope, I already mentioned them in the last minute.
There you go, Anthony Davis and Kyrie. 50 each,
they both had 50 on opening night. I would have
liked another second on that. Anthony Davis took
the second game off. Loser. That's it, Mac. It's
a wrap. I have one more thing. What do you got?
Do we have time for one more thing? Yeah, let's
go. Let's get crazy. A long car ride with one
of my children and loves the NBA. And I said
somebody is a superstar. He goes, no, he's not.
I go, what? He goes, seven superstars in the
NBA. I started naming guys. He goes, hasn't played
long enough. Hasn't won long enough. Hasn't won
enough. So he's more knowledgeable than you,
is what you're saying. What are you talking about?
Anyway, so who are the superstars in the NBA?
Luca, Giannis. Brian. Nah, he's not. In the NBA
currently like right now like we talking Or is
he we talking about washed up guys right now.
He's taking a leak. All right Tatum has got to
be three. I agree Is Shay one yet or no? He's
got to be I think Anthony Edwards is four. Oh,
yeah, we'll go in. Let's go anything. There were
five Are you putting LeBron in? I'm sorry. I
didn't put him now. There's five without LeBron
Kevin Durant Yeah, I mean, I think so. I mean,
we're going by one of his kid children's. So
do you go to like a guy like Devin Booker? He's
not a guy who said he didn't win enough. Do we
have Giannis? Do we have put Giannis? We have
Giannis, yeah. Nah, Booker is not, he's not a
superstar. Um, I don't want to say it. Anthony
Davis, Kyrie? Nah, nah. Bobby, we have six. Alright,
who's on the list? Buka, Giannis, Tatum, Shay,
Anthony Underwoods, Kevin Durant. He didn't have
Edwards on there. He didn't have Durant on it
either. Not anymore. Steph. Steph. There you
go. He's actually probably the top two. One more
time. Wooka, Yanis, Tatum, Shay, Ant, Durant,
Steph. That's seven right now. Well, Brian, on
there or no? No. Good. You agree with Angry?
Tatum, yes. All right. So I said Donovan Mitchell.
Oh, no. He's like, he's... He's maybe a star,
not a superstar. Yeah, I agree with that. I said
the lefty from the Knicks, what's his name there?
Bronson. He goes, how can a superstar come out
for defense? I don't get it. He goes, he scores
a lot of points. He's lucky to be a star if he
comes out and play off games for defense. I don't
know about that. What do you think about the
second kid on the Oklahoma City? What's his name?
Jalen Daniels? Yes. No. No. I shouldn't have
been an All -Star last year, I don't think, but.
Oh, is Jokic on there? Oh, Jesus, yeah. What
does it matter with us? Jesus Christ, what are
you guys doing? So you're saying that. You were
gone for 20 minutes. It's kind of an enigma.
Curry and Jokic. Who are those guys? Your comment's
kind of an enigma list because you're saying
they have to win enough, but they still have
to be. The best. So who's the 7th guy? LeBron
is not on the list. I'm talking superstar status.
Right now. How is LeBron not on the list? He
is. So is Durant. Because his career is over.
Like currently. He scored 26 points a game last
year. But you get paid like a superstar if you're
contracted. But you can't say it's too much to
win. Like I can be a superstar. I've only played
three years and I'm like killing it. He's still
one of the biggest draws in the NBA. Yeah. I
think he should be on there, personally. Yeah.
He's a superstar. Yes. Without a doubt. So when
he goes in for his contract negotiation, like
this year, if he was gonna come back, he could
claim that he's an NBA superstar. Who's the seventh
guy? You said it, Jokic. No, that was six. We
have nine, but the only one that hasn't won a
championship, right? Well, two. You said no to
Edwards, you said no to Durant. We're gonna tighten
this up for a real episode. Is Paulo a star?
Who? Banchero. No. Ish. Is Cade Cunningham a
star? No. A star? Not a superstar. I'm just saying
star. Is Draymond Green still a star? He was
never a star. Well, he was kind of like George
Harrison. No. Who's the most corny beetle? Ringo?
Well, then he was Ringo. What about Clay Thompson
though, is he ever one? Lenin, Lenin, Lenin.
He was a star. Alright, we're done. We're gonna
tighten this up because NBA is gonna be starting.
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