By popular demand, Bristol boys are back on August
19th, 2025. We're at the new studio hosted by
the Don father. Angry Jay is here, not locked
in. He's plugged into his phone. We had a lot
of last time up, got rid of him again. Crocker
shit here. The tax man. and studio engineer brian
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around. A little bit of a rant here about local
baseball news on the amateur side. The Bethlehem
Plowboys are the 2025 Tri -State Champions. Angry
Jay and I are proud alums of the program. The
only real blue blood in the league and we're
back on top. Did you watch any games this year?
I almost went to one. Jay? I went to one. But
the last four years, they lost to this team Triton
in the finals, and I was there. So I helped them
by not going, and it worked. Now I don't have
to ever go again. But anyway, nice Thomaston
contingent led by last year's MVP John Wilson
out of Eastern Connecticut, by way of Thomaston
High School. Other Thomaston Plowboys this year,
Isaiah Johnson. Keegan Dagle and Big John Conlin.
They joined Big John to take home the gold. I
think Jake Torrance was also on the roster joining
manager Rich Revere to put the Brown and Gold
stamp back on the Tri -State Championship. Not
downplaying Hall of Fame inductees this year.
Mark Bodwin number 10 for the Plowboys and Kevin
Pettit number 44. Also, Thomason High School
and Bethlehem Plowboy Champions. Enough said
about that. Now I know the Plowboys are tuning
in. Adding to our viewership, we should be up
over 200 by the end of the week. Guys, especially
with that lead in, what did we come here to discuss?
Sex toys. Why does anyone know I haven't followed
it that closely other than the ridiculousness
of it? Like. Does anyone know why someone's doing
this? Is it a group? Is someone behind? I honestly
don't know. Like, why is anyone doing this? I
think Krax is the only one that watches WNBA,
so China, buddy. I do. I was at a sports center.
I have an athlete crush, not a regular crush
on Katelyn Clark. I know as a UConn alum, Connecticut
resident, I'm supposed to like Tarazi, Bird,
Stewart, the OG Lobo, and the rest of them, Maya
Moore, all these guys. I could watch Caitlin
Clark play basketball often. I like her. She
takes all this abuse and talks junk right back
to them. I like her. I'm not tuning in regularly
to the NBA, but I like her teammates. I like
Paige. Why are people doing this? Throwing that
crap on the court. Crocker was your topic. I
think you should take it off here. I'm bewildered.
I had no idea. That's why I figured maybe the
experts would know. Nobody? Crickets? Why is
somebody throwing it on the court? I don't know.
As a joke? Well, why don't somebody throw fake
vaginas on the NBA first? I don't get it. They
do it at a Buffalo Bills game. What do they throw
out there? The Dillon. No, they don't. The Patriots
Bills game. Yeah. That was a naughty word you
used, by the way. I'm a T -Train won't use that
word. To joke. I thought it was kind of funny.
Some of them. Oh, I thought it was pretty funny
also. But it's kind of obnoxious. If you didn't
know, FanDuel was... Asking what the next color
would be you could bet on that So you want to
drop some money on it, but definitely blue but
they definitely Laid lay down the law. They're
never actually arresting people and stuff. So
Good, they should. But why else is anybody talking
about the WNBA other than Kellen Clark, who I
agree with you, she's a fantastic watch. She's
great. Hasn't played in two months. But what
else are we talking about the WNBA? We wouldn't
be talking about that if not for Dildo Gate.
No, I agree. We would be talking about the WNBA
tonight. We got to make some money. No, probably
not. Did you guys see that? They turned down.
They turned down like. A collective bargaining.
Yeah, like a huge increase for everybody. They're
like, no, we want more. I can't do that. I think
that's silly by them. I can't fathom they're
that short -sighted and stupid and all that stuff.
Just take what you're getting or go get a different
job. No, there's not a huge audience. There's
an audience now. There really is. Yeah, there
is more of it because of Caitlin Clark. And people
love Paige, man. I'm telling you. Yeah, that's
great. And Caitlin Clark, please. much different
than a lot of the women. She plays like a man,
like Tarassi used to. Like actual, great skill.
Her fans are a little ridiculous saying she's
the greatest player of all time, which she's
not even close to. She's not even in discussion
of that. But she plays much different than all
the other women. And they couldn't have screwed
that up any worse. With the amount of attention
she was getting and the league was getting because
of her I don't have to get on this thing where
it's everybody else too. It's not everybody else
too. Yeah, you get Angel Reese yapping about
like her like she's snarping layups like they're
going out of style, but what her fit her Caitlin
Clark's fans are a little ridiculous though again
with the saying it's annoying her as the greatest
player of all time because she broke the NCAA
scoring record. She's not in discussion for that.
She's driving interest in women and all the other
players should just ride the wave. Yeah, Brianna
Stortz definitely. Yeah, Taraji too. You could
name several better players than her. Yeah, but
she's fun to watch. Absolutely, absolutely. But
they screwed it up so bad with the way they treated
her and stuff and not promoting her enough. I'm
waiting for her to take that five million dollar
year off and go to Europe and play somewhere
and totally hose a WNBA because she's tired of
it. And I would I would be that would be awesome
if that happened. But they show me things up
like Tarazi like I love Tarazi. I thought she
was one of the few players I've ever seen. And
counting men that can actually dominate a game,
taking very few shots. Yeah, great player. But
then she came out and she said, like, you know,
they're not making enough money. That guy was
making less than a janitor. Like, that's not
a great thing to say is what I'm getting at,
you know? Well, not to mention, when she says
janitor, she probably means the facilities manager
of the arena, which is probably a pretty big
job because, you know, you are doing multiple
sports there. Where they play 40 games? I'm sure
that's what she meant. I think it's 34, but maybe
it might be more now. There's no way that a regular
custodian... for 34 games made more than her
i don't care what she was making that's just
a stupid comment well i the max at the time was
like 80 000 85 000 yeah that is pretty sick but
here's the other thing like no one's making you
play Agree, no one's 44. It's 44. It used to
be like 34 I think so they've been tacking them
on your games are total game Once viewership
went over a thousand they added 10 games. Hold
on. So the custodians only working so in the
last six months is They had a 10 20 30 for a
car came up. The custodians only work in 22 games.
I mean come on Well, I would I just read that
I would I would imagine the custodian pie has
Several other events to attend. Yeah, so I don't
want to hear that that that comparison that's
silly comparison That's what I'm saying. No,
listen. I am across the end of court off the
court. She's an abomination She should never
talk. Yeah ever Ever but Lily that's there's
a there's a discussion for you. How many people
affected the game like her? Not taking a lot
of shots magic Johnson was somebody You can't
even say Jordan because Jordan took a million
shots Think about that's a discussion for you.
You might be like Jason Kidd was said maybe somebody
So I'm throwing a woman in there Huh, it's unprecedented
Rodman that's a great one studio engineer Yeah,
I'm not dominated again. He just said it's dominated
the entire stockton He didn't dominate a game.
You're right. Carmo dominated the game for the
most part Getting sidetracked, when you said
Stockton, I heard Patino pipe off this week that
like, we'll never see another one. And that the
point guard position is done. They want every
player out there being able to handle it and
shoot it. And the days are over. What do you
think? I kind of agree with that. As a college
coach, what do you think? I think it sucks. I
didn't catch the comment, but. If he most it
was it he doesn't shoot it that they want everybody
shoot cuz John Stockman could shoot it He just
was the past first guy. He said the days of the
point guard are over and we'll never see another
John Stockton I don't disagree with that Like
the way they play now like it's hard to watch
some of it's hard to watch like it really is
like the men I mean they if you pass it two or
three times like that's of a long possession
you know there's not a lot of movement like people
say all the time like Yukon is great at using
a lot of the european stuff a lot of movement
away from the ball they're fun they're fun to
watch because the guys are constantly moving
you watch the NBA it's dribble dribble dribble
pass he dribbles dribble and then he shoots it
if again if there's two or three passes that's
like a it's fast the first quarter is run down
Three point shot three point. Yeah, that's it
As far as Stockton like I if you're a player
on his team like How would you not love to play
with something like that? He he's looking to
make get you a basket and all the other guys
are Trying to get a basket first nowadays, you
know SGA is supposed to be like the best point
guard now or one of them. I don't even count
as a point guard. To me, he's not even a point
guard. People say the same thing about stuff.
They say he's the best point guard at all times.
To me, he's not even a point guard. Anybody that
has to run off that many screens to shoot, he's
the best thing he does is shoot, right? He's
probably the best shooter of all time, but he's
a point guard. Just cuz he's got great handles.
I think he said a thing. I don't like I don't
know like Stockton to me is Yeah, I would agree
with that like you probably will probably never
see again Like there's gonna have to be a dramatic
change in how teams play the closest one recently.
It was Chris Paul I think yeah the pathway and
he knows said in that sound bite Chris Paul will
be the last one Yeah, he's in his 40. So yeah
I gotta look that up. Do you think it could ever
circle back? Yeah, that's the way they teach
it. It's the same thing. It goes in cycles, but
baseball's kind of hard to watch sometimes now,
too, the way we saw it. When's the last time
you saw a hit -and -run in baseball? In the major
leagues. I don't see it on YesNetwork, I'll tell
you that. The Yankees stole a bunch of bases
the other day. But that's the best way to dominate
a game all these guys have scored all the like
40 50 these huge games They don't need I could
get Devin Booker scored 70 points and they lost.
Yeah, the best way to dominate a game is probably
do it without having a score Yeah, yeah Who do
you score to 70 against? Who? I bet you Kobe
could have done it even though he liked to shoot
the ball Dominated a game. I mean without taking
a lot of shots. Of course he was a gunner. As
a homer, I would like to say Larry Bird, too.
But he took a lot. He did. He didn't shoot it.
He did 20 shots. Yeah. Well, I'm talking like
10 shots. That was a lot in his era. That was
a lot. You're not you're not a homer because
he's arguably the greatest player in the history
of the NBA. But I mean, skill wise, he's taking
the best shot available in the shot clock. There's
not a lot of if you think about that thing about
the Jason Kidd was somebody that came to mind
like he didn't shoot a lot. He could be the best
player on the floor. Could be, but he would.
Like you would walk away thinking, wow, that
guy was the best player. And you look at the
box one, he'd be like three for eight. Yeah,
three for eight, you know? Tarazi was one of
the... I mean, there was times where she would
just score 30 when they were losing, but... Interesting.
Basketball's a mess. Could, yeah. I got one trivia
question for basketball, as it's a segue. We're
talking about scoring and Booker scoring his
70 points and whatever. So who has the most 60
point games in NBA history? I can tell you, between
one and the next, it's by a mile. Will? Will,
yeah. So that one's easy because he had 32. So
who's second? The next is six. Jordan. Who is
it? Bernard King. Nope, he wasn't even on the
list. Told you. Kobe was on the list. That would
have been my guess. I don't think he was. Harden.
Oh jeez, now we lost this. Kobe was second. Yeah,
I was gonna say Kobe. So that's the third. By
the way, Kobe had six. One person had five. So
Will had 32? He was already mentioned. Will had
32. Kobe had six. The next player had five. There's
not that many. You think there's a lot more,
there really isn't. Next player is active. James
Harden. Harden has four. Lillard. Lillard. With
five. Harden has four, tied with one other player
with four. Is there a random fact about that
guy? No. Where did he go to school? Weber State.
Yeah. Who else has four with Harden? Jordan.
Jordan. That guy Mike. Does that count in the
playoffs? 60 point games, that's all I said.
Last part of that, there is four active with
three. I'm sorry, with two. Four active players
with two. With two 60 point games. Booker is
one of them. I would not have guessed all of
them. Who'd Booker score 70 against? Celtics.
With an L. Took a big L. That's awesome. They
took a picture of them after the game. They took
a picture after the game. Ron? Nope. Ron, nope.
Gotta be able to shoot. Harden has four with
Jordan. Who's the guy that plays on the Hawks?
Troy Young. Not him. No. Good one. How about
Durant? All of them active. All of them in the
Western Conference. Durant. Jokic. Nope, nope.
All right, you got to tell us. Come on, Steph.
Steph was one. Obvious. Dammit. Luca has two.
In the weight room. Actually, I apologize. The
last one is now in the Eastern Conference, if
that helps. Doesn't. Cat. That surprised me.
Wow. Yeah. OK. That was a big surprise. Can I
have two six points in the house? Yeah. All right,
Max. All right. It was a segue into basketball,
you know? Yeah. We're segueing into baseball.
How about Fairfield, Little League? You guys
paying attention? Nope. Pride of Connecticut.
A little bit. Yeah. I'm watching. Pretty good.
I watch them now, but yeah, over the weekend,
I'm glad they're winning. They gotta be 3 -0
for you to check in, Jesus. I don't like the
fair feel of kids. Silver spoon, silver spoon
kids. Is that the last Connecticut team? Trumble.
Oh, that was Trumble. Yeah, that's what he said,
Trumble. That's the last Connecticut team to
win it? Yeah. Yeah. What year? Might be the only
one. Is that the only one? 88? 89? I think it
was 89, yeah, I think you're right. Hall of Famer
in? Hockey. Hockey. Is he a Hall of Famer? Number?
In hockey? Ten. Isn't he the general manager
now in the Rangers? He was. He might still be.
Was he really? Oh, I didn't know that. That's
pretty awesome. I think he's a Hall of Famer.
I don't. Jay, I've been to the hockey Hall of
Fam. Me too. I was with you that night. I remember.
I was holding the Stanley Cup. I wasn't. No,
you weren't. I have a picture of it. Yeah, me
too. But you weren't holding it because it was
behind a thing. We got to put our hands on it.
Liar. Yeah. Well, I want to see the picture.
I put a Diet Coke in it and drank out of it.
That's got to be posted on the Instagram page.
Mac, holding the Stanley Cup. Yep. Angry said
that doesn't make sense. I was going to say a
Diet Coke might be more impressive. Not at the
hockey ball game. And a Not My King t -shirt
on. You said Bud Light it would have been believable.
Arla Batts. Gotta edit that out. He was inducted
into the United States hockey Hall of Fame. Not
the national. That's what I was talking about.
I said US side. That's like being inducted into
the college. Let's get into the real baseball
talk here. Yanks. I mean, we started the podcast
with our disdain for Brian Cashman. We're still
alive. He still has a job. He still has a job.
But the answer five out of the division wild
card tied with the socks and somebody else who
was that? Was it Seattle? Something like yes
Anyway The Yanks finally did something smart.
They signed a McMahon. They traded for him. They
traded for a McMahon Lighting it up to the 250
one home run walkoff hit Doubled out in the line
when I saw him in his second game. It's a terrible
contract. It's a terrible job. He's got two more
years on his contract. He hits 200. He hits 250.
No, he's hitting 250 with the Yankees, which
gets his average up to about 205. Seattle, 222.
He is a good defender though. And what have we
had over there? Butchers for the last however
many years. I don't know, but it's a corner infield
position. Can we get somebody to get a goddamn
hit over there? Find them. I don't know. I mean,
isn't that the general manager job? Jesus Christ.
So you guys as Yankees fans didn't like the trade
deadline? No. When they were looking at reviewing
it, they said Yankees had top two trade deadline
moves. Did you see what the relievers did in
the first game? I'm just telling you what they
said after the deadline. Did you see it? Cashman's
not pitching. He just made the deals. Bednar's
not bad. Did you see it? I love Bednar. No, I
love the I know the tax man saw it, he's smirking
over there. They all three of them got shelved,
like literally shelved. In the same game. Yeah.
They gave up like 10 runs. In the same game.
Bednar's pretty good. They're just getting acclimated.
Williams, terrible. They got rid of the Padres
guy who was that bird or whatever. Colorado,
yeah, he's already in the minor leagues. I mean,
come on. That was a great, that was a great pickup.
Anyway, Yanks are back. They just came off a
sweep. First one in like two months. Beat the
Cardinals for 30 games on our 500. Doesn't matter.
Goldy went home, we swept them. Two game series
coming up tonight. I got a question for you.
Hold up. Two game series coming up tonight. Stan's
playing tonight. If there's ever another chance.
How about that? One on five off. If there's a
chance to sweep two series in a row, it's this
one. because it's only two games. It's only two.
So here's my question. They play Tampa in the
house that Steinbrenner built in Tampa. And then
they play the Sox for four. They got six games
this week. Could be over. What's the record on
the six games? Are you asking me, my optimistic
Yankee fan? No, honest. Honest. I go honest and
you call me angry. I think they split it. They
go three and three? Yeah. All right, we go two
and four. How about you? I'm ever the optimist,
four and two. Let's go. You're ever the optimist.
If we get four and two artists, here's the thing
though, like, if we drop three to the socks,
it's over because like, just from watching -
Don't make the playoffs. Watching the attitude
and, you know, the - excitement of that young
roster. Who? The Red Sox? Yeah. Well, here's
the funny thing. I'm so jealous. They're going
to go out and get some big pitcher with crochet
next year and they're going to, I think they're
going to win it next year. I don't know. That
won't happen, but. Oh yeah. They do have some
really good young players. They actually play
hard, which is, you know, what you're supposed
to do, but you watch the Yankees, it kind of
doesn't happen. But did you notice? I don't know.
We're surrounded by fucking Red Sox fans. Um,
they start like they're paying attention again
like There's no mention back in May like how
bad they were How about this all you guys trying
to Roman Anthony so best contract ever that was
my question Genius you think it was genius, too
Eight years. Eight years, 130. He can't miss.
He can't miss. To paint him 16 million. Yeah,
but like there's incentives. There's incentives.
Over 200. He can't miss. He can't miss, that
bad? So Jay, that's two years 25 with incentive.
With incentives, if he had to. I think he made
a mistake, to be honest with you. I do too. He
might have. He might have, if he's that good.
Tyron Bloom, best jam in baseball. I was hammering
that guy for two years. Let's talk about his
sister. I mean, she's really the all -star. By
the way, since June 16th? Talented. Since June
16th, who has the worst record in Major League
Baseball since June 16th? Yankees. San Francisco
Giants, since the Denver trade, the worst than
the Rockies. So he's got to trade for Devers.
Huh? But you blaming it on Devers? Why not? Yes,
he's a cancer. Devers shanks. That and they traded
you Skrimsky to the Royals. Ooh. Yeah, to say
yeah. Yeah, it's his grandson. Yeah, Skrimsky?
Yeah. Big Mike? Big Mike went to the Royals.
Have you seen what Justin Verlander's been doing?
He's kind of... Kind of awful. Kind of awful.
He's going this way. Scherzer's kind of made
a couple good starts lately, so... But Justin
Verlander is a... Yeah, but as long as his wife
goes to the camps, he's a you know, first ballot
Hall of Famer, but like his dad. So she's a little
overrated, a little overrated Sports Illustrated
Hall of Fame. What's her name? Kate Upton. That's
what I thought it was. Upton here. I had no idea
what she looks like. Do you live in this world?
Like what? Really? I have no clue. She was on
the cover of Sports Illustrated quite a few years.
Let me pull up my other screensaver. I'll show
you. More than LeBron, for Christ's sake. Listen,
he's one in nine this year. Justin Verlander.
She's a model. What's she do? She works at the
post office. Justin Verlander's one in nine this
year. With a 4 .23 ERA. All I was gonna tell
you is, Career -wise he's 200. He was 262 coming
in with 157 wins first first ballot Hall of Famer
One nine, is that it for him? It's really time
for him to shut it down Should be right and he's
making isn't he making like He makes again 40
million this year or something something ridiculous.
It's the only guy who steals more money than
him this year's Stan How many more years to stand?
Two. Two more to happen this year? There's Yankee
fans that swear by him just because he hits home
runs in the postseason, which is pretty awesome.
And I wouldn't even cut on that much if he played.
See that one he hit the other night? Listen,
he... Did you see it? Yeah. I think they should
extend him. Listen to this. He played right field
two days in a row, and they... Cal Ripken. was
like sweating bullets like he thought his consecutive
game streak was fucked. He needed he needed three
days off to recover from playing baseball two
days in a row. Did you see what he wears now,
by the way? He's got like Nike running shoes
on. He's got like literally the old man like
wear. Awful. Could be a new balance. When he
centers it on a barrel, it goes a long way. Oh,
yeah. He can beat in the new Lou Gehrig. Yeah,
it Lou is rolling over on his grave. He's like,
oh Guys streak is over. Let's get back to what
we're talking about About Kershaw and Scherzer
the other night. That was kind of a cool thing.
You guys see that current. I look so good away
That's why I'm right about that, right? It was
like an old school. Yeah, yeah. First of all,
it looks great, man. It's curvy. I love Scherzer.
Hoppin'. There's two other first ballot Hall
of Famers. For sure. Is there another pitcher
in baseball besides those three that are first
ballot Hall of Famers right now? Active? Hmm.
Busset. Baseball. No, the pass, guys. Come on.
Mr. Beth, you just made it. Active! Let's go.
No, but... People keep telling me Jacob DeGrom
is making an end. He's not even close. Not even
close. He doesn't even have 100 wins. No way.
He doesn't? No. But his ERA is pretty good. It'd
have to be a sit closer. Yeah, I wonder if there's
a reliever out there or someone who's piling
on some stats, maybe. I mean, weave, maybe, going
forward, but we'll see. Speaking of ashtonite
in comments, John Heyman? Did you see his comment
the other day? Luke Weaver was one of the best
free agent signings ever by the Yankees. You
talking about the attorney from Connecticut?
Ever. I actually tweeted to him, John, like,
have you followed the Yankees at all? When you've
been writing about them for the last 40 years?
Get in and respond. I remember there's a guy
named Reggie Jackson who hasn't been, you know,
was pretty good. Luke Weaver, one of the best.
Alex Rodriguez, did we trade for him? We traded
for him. Dave Winfield? Dave Winfield, that's
not a bad free agent signing. Luke Weaver, the
head of all of them. John Heyman, he's got a
Hall of Fame ballot. Jacob DeGrom might make
it, is what I'm getting at. If John Heyman's
voting. Hey, if there's one person that didn't
vote for each row, maybe it was him. It might
have been. Isn't that crazy? One person didn't
have over each round. You know what's crazy though?
We talked about this before. He stole the Jeter
line. Jeter said the same thing because Jeter
didn't get a 100%. What do you think about all
the guys that have made the Hall of Fame? Mariano
Rivera is the only guy. Like, who went in the
right mindset? Oh, look at Hank Aaron. I don't
know if he was good enough. Mike Schmidt. What
the fuck? I don't know, Hank. I'm gonna need
another year or two out of you. What the fuck?
Like, seriously? You're just compiling stats.
Really? I don't know. I don't know. Jesus. I
need to play stickballing off in the street with
the kids. Yeah, Ted Williams missed too many
years serving our country, so. Think about that.
Well, I don't know about Teddy either by the
way I Mean he became a bomb pop If you become
a popsicle he can't be first ball what was his
name You know remember head junior remember at
the game the all -star game, right? Yeah They
were in a golf cart. He actually played for the
Red Sox in the minor leagues Didn't they sign
for like a year? Yeah. And they realized like
he was like, you couldn't play for the Ployboys.
He never even played Little League. Yeah. All
right, people. I hate to move off baseball, but
real quick, Jay Yanks in the playoffs. Will they
make it? Yeah. Will they advance? I mean, if
they play Cleveland again or who pitches game
one, Minnesota. Well, Fried has to pitch it.
He's been terrible. Yeah, he has been, but nobody
else has been good, so. Rodan? Like I said, nobody
else has been good. Will Warren? Will Warren's
actually done a nice job. Love him. Yeah, I mean,
the Yankee development system, they made a big
deal about him getting to pitch to the leadoff
hitter for a third time the other day. Bob, who
you got going? Derr extended. Who pitches game
one for you? Rodan. Rodan? Are we trying to win
it? Yeah. I love Fried, though. Yeah, I do, too.
Will the Sox make it? You guys. Oh yeah. I think
so. We know who's pitching game one. They're
trending up. Who pitches game two? I don't know.
Walker Bure. He's going tonight. All of it depends
on how the season finishes. They might have to
pitch. Yeah, next four games, Sox and the Yanks
could tell a lot going forward. I might go. It's
all four. I'm 5 -0 this year at the Yanks. Are
you really? You're at the five games? Yeah. The
first time I've done that, probably since me
and Angry Jay and the boys used to go back to
back nights. Five games. 5 -0. That's even more
impressive. What are the odds of that? Well,
we're a winning team, if you look at that. Yeah,
we're not seven games off. Also some, uh, Mike
King. Mike King against us. Mike King versus
Schmidty. We got the win. Yeah. Yeah. How about
that? Mike King's on the injury list again. How
about Chris Dale? Is he the guy who makes it?
Hall of Fame? How many wins? I don't know. Buck
50? Probably. Anybody? Anybody care? I gotta
say no. Was he dominant? Two years, three years.
He's a very nice pitcher, but he's not a Hall
of Fame pitcher. People are talking about Jacob
the ground being. My stud. I gotta throw it out
there to you, who I think is the best longevity
pitcher besides the Kershaw, Verlander, Scherzer
guys. Jamie Moyer? No, like active. He's a two
Tommy John guy. Anybody know where I'm going?
No. Nathan of Aldi. Oh, he's my really good,
yeah. And we had him eight years ago. Given up.
We had him two years ago. Given up on the socks
and the Yankees. I just don't understand it.
They always said he had the no -hit stuff every
time he went out. And he's still doing it. Yeah,
have a good year. A two Tommy John guy. I mean,
come on, hang on. Anyway, enough baseball. except
we are gonna move on to a segment for Angry Jay
brought to you by the IRS. The IRS. Chris Sale
has 143 wins. He's not making it. You guys get
that? Chris Sale has 143 wins. How about this?
Here's a quick trivia question. Verlander has
263, Kershaw 219, Scherzer 219. There's two guys.
Two -nineteen for Kershaw? I thought he had more.
Yeah. That's hard. He won several Cy Youngs though.
Oh, Cole? Cole is fourth with 153 wins. Chris
Sale is sixth with 143. Can you name who is in
fifth? How many wins? 146, he has three more
than Chris Sale. Active, right active. Yes. I
will, I'll even give you a big hint. Go. It's
from Connecticut. Well, Charlie Nagy's not active,
actually. That's where I was. But you're... Provano's
not active anymore, right? No, but you're onto
something with the first name. Oh, Charlie Morton.
Yes, Charles Morton. I would never have gotten
that. Taxman with a beauty. He's got that many
wins? No, been fishing for quite a while. I could
have been here for a week, I wouldn't have guessed
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we go to angry J sponsored by the IRS go sponsored
by the IRS Today's segment is 1990 sluggers and
you have to choose this is the Great he's in
it, but this well bounce wins it, but let's go
through this is no no here's the question Bottom
of ninth two outs bases loaded Your team is up
by three Okay, who do you not want to see in
a batter's box? Again this segment brought to
you by the IRS case So we will start off with
the number eight seed Sammy Sosa and Edgar Martinez
the number nine seed tax man I would not want
to see Martinez. Again, just for our loyal listeners.
Because he's not going to strike out. Two outs,
bases loaded, you're down by three. He's going
to put the bat on the ball. Keep the inning going.
How many outs? We got two. Two. I agree. Two
of them, huh? You gotta pick one. You don't have
a choice. We could skip him because we have five.
We have five guys. I'm not. I can go for five
guys. So you'd rather see Martinez? I don't want
to see Sosa in the box. They say baseball. I
don't want to see Martinez. You don't want to
see Martinez. All right. I would have took Sosa
too. Would have took Sosa, but I guess a chameleon
he was he's been black tan and white if I needed
a home run I get a Sosa, but again two outs.
Yeah, you do this is like moving on Yeah, I know
what you're saying Egger Egger moves on. How
about that night seats? All right, we're gonna
jump over to the other side We got the seven
and Ted seat going with you down father. We have
Mark McGuire and Juan Gonzalez Mark wire coming
in the seventh seat These two guys might have
invented steroids. Sammy's a little jealous.
A lot of steroids have been taken in this battery
box. I would not want to see McGuire. Gonzalez.
Juan Gonzalez just got another hit against the
Yankees. That's how much times we got him out.
McGuire. I'll go with Gonzalez. Tiebreaker. Angry.
I would I would go Gonzalez too, believe it or
not, just because he murdered the Yankees. Juan
gone. Oh, my God. I didn't think that would happen.
Bond Gonzalez is in the Elite Eight. All right,
going back the other side. Number one seed. Barry
Bonds. Move on to 16 seed. Barry. Barry Bonds.
I can't even say it without laughing. Bonds.
Barry. Sweet. All right. Yeah, you don't need
my answer. All right. Barry's going on. We're
going to break Bobby Bonds down just for his
dad. Another great player. All right, we're going
to 215 and back on the other side. Don Fowler,
Frank Thomas, and the crime dog, Fred McGriff.
I would not want to see Frank Thomas. One of
my favorite guys, you know it too. Is the pitcher
righty or lefty? The pitcher can be whatever
you want. The pitcher goes both ways. I got to
go Frank. I hate to do this. That's my guy, crime
dog, too. No, I'm switching it crime dog You
won't crime dog to make it a three Pete let's
go Holy come on. I would have won Frank Thomas,
but against our righty. Yeah, Frank Thomas against
anybody First ballot, okay, Ross. He's got eugenics
free. That's right first ballot We just we just
got just one back to back MVP. We just eliminated
in around 16 fright is Crime dog? Yeah, so here
we go. 493? Yeah, the other guy had 521, but...
He was on steroids. No, he wasn't. I knew GenX
is not steroids. All right, here we go. Jeff
Bagwell, Connecticut's own. Well, high school?
Savior. There he goes. He's flexing over here.
Andres Galarraga. I would not want to see Bagwell.
Bagwell. Bagwell. You guys are all losers. Gala
August should have won this. The big cat played
in Colorado, inflated number. Yeah, you might
want to look at his career stats. He's a guy
we should take a look at with Hall of Fame. Let's
look at it. All right. Bagwell moves on. Bagpipes
back to the other side. Larry Walker, Jim Tomei.
I would not want to see Larry Walker. Both Hall
of Famers already. Tomei, easily. No batting
gloves. Tomei. I'll go Larry Walker. Um, oof.
I'm not sure. I'll go Tome because he murdered
the Yankees too. He's so perky bias again. Yankee
bias again. At Jacobs field, the guy was just
awesome. Larry Walker's good with the balance
too. All right, back to your side. Big. Albert
Bell, Mike Piazza. Albert Bell for a lot of reasons.
Bell. Joey Bell. Piazza. I'm going Bell, too.
Well, I thought it'd be a little closer than
that one, too. You guys are surprising me today.
Put a catcher in there? All right, here we go.
Last of the first round. Ken Griffey Jr., Matt
Williams. Ken Griffey Jr. Don't dismiss Matt
Williams like it's not a good answer. I just
did. Trivia question. Bobby, you're up. Let's
pay attention. Ken Griffey Jr., Matt Williams.
Comes in handy when you're in a batter's box.
That guy that could tote the leather. The kid.
Griff. All right, all right, all right Okay,
all right back to the lead eight here We go Edgar
and Barry bonds to get to the final four there.
Okay next Barry next Barry next next Barry next.
I'm actually taking Edgar Martinez, but Again,
it's the bottom of ninth. Oh how clutch was Barry
bonds. Okay, you can always give us They could
always walk on the pitch of JT snow, but it was
actually or Matt Williams No, you wouldn't have
never done that. All right, Bonj is moving on.
Jeffery Kent. Who was that? It was a catcher
that Showbazer walked. He was the next hitter.
Bret Maine was the guy. That's who it was. Jeff
Bagwell out Joey Bell. Here we go. Say Joey Bell.
Bell. Al. Bags. I'll say bags. Ooh. This is fucking
bullshit. What do you got? Oh, it's Bell, dude.
He's monster. I wanted to leave it up to you.
You just went with baggy. You were number three
to go with baggy. The guy got hit. It's Bell.
It was tight. You were the tiebreaker. No, you
went bags, right? I said Bell. No, he said Bell.
Oh, all right. Bell's moving on. I thought you
were a homer going with it. No, that's not it.
I thought you were a homer. I really kind of
knew it. I tried to be indifferent. I purposely
made it 2 -2. I wasn't voting like a fan, angry.
I was voting like an analyst. My bad, tax man.
Joey. I heard a... Albert Joey Bell on a podcast.
Do you know he's actually like smart? Doesn't
surprise me. That does surprise me. We finished
literally like fourth in a high school class
of like 2000. Let's go. LSU graduating counting
degree. I didn't know he counted. I bet your
friend Oveenia was third and that's why you took
it out on him. Okay. Oh, absolutely. We got Juan
Gonzalez. Fred McGriff, somehow Fred McGriff
is in the lead. I'm going to say Juan Gonzalez.
Crime dog. This guy. Juan Gonzalez. Oh, come
on. Juan Gonzalez is now in the Final Four. He
raked out. He did rake. Youngsters. How's Palmiro
not in this? Go ahead. Because I'm making it
out. He's a loser. Or Big Pop. Nineties. We have
another loser here. We got Jim Tolme. Who are
we eliminating out of these 16 guys we got? Jim
Tolme. Might be awesome by the way. Junior. The
Hall of Famer? Yeah. What was it, Tome or Kage,
Griffey? Junior. Junior. I think we gotta sweep
here. No. I don't know. I don't know. Tome was
so good though. 600 home runs. I wanna go Tome.
I love the kid. I love the kid, but I'm gonna
go Tome. I gotta go with Farms. Griffey. Who'd
you have? I'd go Griffey, too. I'd love to. We
got a final four here. If he was a Yankee, he'd
hit 1 ,000 home runs, honestly. No, Ike is Cashman's
in charge. We'd take Platoon. Boone would have
them bunting. Muellens. Jim, you got to sit this
one out. We got a tough lefty coming. Scott McGregor
is on the mound. Remember how Mattingly used
to hit Randy Johnson, by the way? Yeah. Go ahead.
We got Barry Bonds and Albert Bell in the Final
Four in Indianapolis. Great run by Al. Shake
it up, I'll go Albert Bell. Bonds. Come on, man,
Bonds. Bonds. Best player of all time. He is
in discussion, but you guys are missing a point
here in this bottom of the ninth too, I would
say. No, you keep reminding us. So you would
have taken Bell? I would have took Bell, yeah.
Like, we're talking 1990s. Albert Bell, like,
I don't know if I'm taking anybody over him.
Besides Barry Bonds? Are you going to argue against
Barry Bonds, though? Yeah. Yeah. In the bottom
of the ninth. Did you take a look at his postseason
numbers at any point? Whose? Barry Bonds. We
didn't know this was coming up. Well, this is
not postseason. Well, I'm just saying, it's bottom
of the ninth. It's basically the same thing.
It's like the game's on the line, dude. Are you
telling me with the game on the line Barry Bonds
wasn't a good hitter? No, but I'm telling you,
if I had to choose between him and Albert Bell,
I'm taking Albert Bell. Have you looked at Bell's,
like, late game statistics too? No, I just watched
him. You just love the fact he's a psychopath.
Just put it out there. He's a psychopath and
you love that. You love Scherzer for puking and
having stuff in his eyes. You love Bell for beating
people up and getting hit by a pitch. Who did
he beat up? Fernando Vini threw him in the left
field. He knocked it. He knocked him into left
field. Do you know the backstory behind that?
I'm guessing that he got it in his way. No. So
it happened two innings before and the same exact
thing happened. There was a slow ground ball
between first and second and he didn't do it.
Bring it back, gentlemen. Bring it back. He didn't
do it. And he went back to the dugout and all
his teammates. Busting his stones for not breaking
up a double play and literally the hitter was
Eddie Murray He had a dribbler again two winnings
later, and he murdered the guy. It was legal
He got suspended for it, but it was legal at
the time angry J. All right here. We go Juan
Gonzales Ken Griffey jr We're going Griffey do
we have to do this you guys are gonna pick Griffey
Yeah, Griff. All right make it official so we're
on the we're down We're down to the last two
champ national championship for bottom of the
ninth clutch hitters You guys want Barry Bonds
but his 148 career batting average with the bases
loaded or Ken Griffey Jr. Barry Bonds. I knew
that was coming. Barry Bonds. We're going Bonds?
Bonds. You got Bonds too? Junior. I had a boy.
I'm taking Albert Bell. And I'll wrap it up.
Since I'm the chairperson, Albert Bell is the
guy that nobody wants to face in the bottom of
the ninth. So you're saying Bell had better postseason
stats than Bonds? I have no idea. Albert Bell
wasn't in the postseason very much. All I know
is Bonds was really bad until they played the
Angels. But he won 7 -8 -P, so he had to be pretty
good. David Henderson was really good against
the Angels. Angry Jay, that was good. Would have
liked to have seen Palmiro in there. Okay. What
do you mean, okay? You gotta catch her in there.
The guy that made the Hall of Fame, you want
me to take out? He's a catcher. What was your,
what was your parameters, Angry Huck? Time frame,
years, or was it just? No, 1990 to 1999. You
said, who am I taking out? I asked you. I said
Piazza. I'm like, well, you're taking out a guy
who's Hall of Famer, who's an all -time catcher.
What does a catcher have to do with it? For a
catcher, he's a good hitter. He wasn't a good
Major League hitter? He was, for a catcher. No,
no, no, it's not the question. He's a better
hitter than Rafael Palmeiro. No. Okay then, that's
all I was saying. I'm another guy. It's personal.
Whatever you kept saying, you're saying he was
a catcher. That's why he made that. Palmeiro's
a better hitter, you just said it. I just said
I would have liked to have seen Palmeiro in there.
Hard to eliminate. I would have taken Will Clark
over any of them in the post -season. Pretty
swing, he's not the guy. Post -season? Angry
J. Galarraga. 2 ,333 hits. Almost at a 2 ,500
plateau. Missed a year with cancer, too. Over
1 ,000 runs. One home run away from 400. 128
stolen bases. That shocks me. Batting tile 288
career average for a first baseman slugger right
-hander Yeah, I think he's got a case one a batting
title or two Probably in Colorado by the way
Albert Bell 230 postseason Barry Bonds 245 Will
Clark 333 postseason the natural Shifting gears
Angry Jay, good job again. I just, again, would
have liked a better hitter than Piazza. All right,
all this baseball talk is boring. Let's talk
fantasy football, it's almost time. It's almost
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A caller. Don father, where are we going with
this? Oh, this this episode is sponsored by the
tax man and capital securities. Joe Mariello,
a life well planned. So as we're analyzing fantasy,
Matt, and this is my favorite time of the year.
It's like Christmas for me. We have to all get
strength to schedule. Now, based on last year,
who would you guess has the toughest schedule
in the NFL this year? Stealers. Who said New
York Giants? You're a Giants fan? Yeah. Giants
have the toughest schedule in the NFL this year.
Go figure that one out. You know why? Well, their
division makes it tough. Who cares? So why don't
the Eagles or the commanders or the Cowboys have
the hardest schedule? Because the Eagles play
the Giants, but the Giants play the Eagles. Easiest
schedule. Yeah. Who has the easiest schedule?
The Eagles. No, the Eagles play 11 postseason
teams. First team ever. Chiefs. Come on, man.
Niners. Okay. That passed the factor into drafting
fantasy, whether you like it or not. Yes. It's
got to be a factor, not for every position. I'm
taking McCaffrey. Do you know why the Giants,
the Giants, the problem is the way they do it,
the vision is they move it. So they're playing
the AFC West this year and they got like the
Chargers and the Barack. They have three playoff
teams like that were in the playoffs last time.
John Father, before you start, do you play fantasy
crack? Of course. Baddell? I'm in the league
that you left. What's that mean? That's not much
of a league. Baddell? That's the first live draft
I went to where everyone was on their computers.
But anyway. Did you show up? The first year I
did and they said go to this bar with your laptop
and then don't talk to anybody. All right, it's
not a live draft. It's terrible. One of the worst
leagues I've ever seen. Anyway. McCaffrey going
in the first round in every draft. It's insane,
yes. Has to. Okay. If you asked me that two months
ago, I would say absolutely no chance. Is Jenti
going in the first round in every draft? Who?
To run him back. Is that Jenti? How do you say
it? Jenti? Yeah, he's going to wait, wait first
round. Yeah, or at least I get, yeah. I'm not
taking over. Will one of the two quarterbacks?
Huh? 10, 12 team draft? He's around the 9th,
10th pick, I think. Jenti's 12. Will either one
of the top two quarterbacks go in the first round
in most drafts? No, they shouldn't. How about
a touchdown only? Yes, Josh, I own should. How
about hurts with 14 rushing? No, nobody does.
Just don't only dress. There's only one horrible
way you ever been in. It does that. By the way,
Joan hurts over under 12 and a half rushing touchdown
this year. But did they ban that? No, one more
year. One more year. That's what it is this year.
I saw one more. By the way, I saw the what I
thought was one of the coolest stats I've ever
seen for football, not fantasy, just football.
I heard it on the radio and you might have heard
it if you did too bad. Cover your ears. Tom Brady
never took a snap in the NFL when he was mathematically
eliminated from the playoffs. His entire career
never took a one snap. Kind of like not playing
any games. Jesus. That's incredible. They said
that's the most incredible stat that Brady has
is it never took us even doesn't matter was in
the box or the Patriots never took a snap when
he was eliminated from the playoffs. That's pretty,
pretty freaking amazing. I didn't like that guy.
Definition of winner. But now he's crying about
the Raiders or something like that. Or did he
sit down and play hurt when he couldn't play?
How about that? Hey, what's that throw shade
on TV 12? When did you get here, Kevin? What's
going on? His eyes won't open up, you know? Couldn't
get his son here tonight. So we're gonna start
talking about, you know, who do I wanna, when
you go into a draft, you can't go into a draft
saying, I cannot leave without this guy, because
then you're gonna overpay for that guy, you're
gonna draft him a little earlier, unless you
have the first pick in the draft, you're not
getting Jamar Chase, and pretty much 100 % of
drafts, you're in almost any format, unless it's
a non -PPR, Jamar Chase is going number one.
I just kinda wanna - You think so? If it's a
PPR, it's Jamar Chase. If it's a half. 100%.
If it's a half, PPR. I mean, he won the Triple
Crown last year. So there's always regression
though, those guys that do stuff like that. Like
if you look at Cooper Cup, huge drop off. Yeah,
that's because he got hurt. Jefferson. Are you
going to pass, Adam or Jay? So that's my question.
Mike, you might have to because, all right, so
if you're picking first in a 12, you're not picking
again until 24, 25. You take Jamar Chase, which
is fine. Like he's awesome. Jay's saying you
got to take a running back in your 12th team
when you get the first pick. By the time you
get back to 24, 25, what are your options? You
better go. You better. Yeah, you better. Does
he make it there? Depends who you're drafting
with. Yeah, of course. Kyron, Bucky, Chuba, those
guys are all right there. Yeah, OK. So you just
get your. It's a no brainer for you. Jamar chase.
No, nobody else was consideration. I take it
when every week I would always I'm telling you,
like if you get somebody like Bijan, Robinson,
Berkeley, something like that, like you're going
to tell me there aren't good wide receivers coming
back to, but that, that next tier of wide receivers
is, is, is I'm going to disagree right away.
There's a ton of them. I'll give you that. There's
a ton of them. We were talking about before,
like CD lamb is like, He'll put up phenomenal
numbers. C .D. Lamb's going in the first round
in every PPR draft. That's what I'm saying. So
like, yeah. So, but he ain't coming back. So
what's your point? My point is, you want Drake,
you want Jamar Gibbs and Drake London or Bijan
and Saquon and Drake London or something like
that? Yeah. What's wrong with that? I'd rather
have Jamar. I take Drake London in every league
I was in this year. I would take him in a second.
I'd rather have Jamar and Bryan Robinson. You
just proved my point. Like, what? No, he said
he'd take him in every league. I said I'd take
Drake London in every league. I know, but would
you rather have Saquon and Drake London or Jamar
and Bryan Robinson? Saquon and Drake London.
Every time. Thank you. OK, well, how about...
In what slot are you getting that, though? If
you have the third pick. break London by the
First pick I'm taking Jamar chase in every league.
I'm not unless it's non PPR. I'm taking Jamar
chase PPR. I'm taking a non PPR. I'm taking sake
water vision Miles Sanders As much as you want
a running back it's a passing league I don't
think he can pass up on that one receiver, but
I think Jay's thing is Because it's a passing
link, those top tier running backs are fewer.
Right, exactly. And you can find that. He's saying
that top tier of running backs to second tier
running backs is greater. The chasm is greater
than top tier receivers to second tier receivers.
Correct. And also, I didn't use like big words
like that, but all I'm saying is if you look
at. The guys like he had like a career year last
year that the deal career year. We get a triple
crown of catches receiving it. If you look at
all the guys that were there, the best fantasy
football player the next year, they're always.
Jay, Jay, by that rationale, Saquon had a career
year last year. He wouldn't take him number one
either. I mean, they're probably wanting to.
All right. So we were talking about this before
we clicked record. I'm picking third in that
half point PPR. Yeah. Okay, let's say. Gibbs.
Robinson goes one, or Chase Robinson goes two.
I have the third pick. Gibbs. No Barclay? Barclay
had a better year than him last year. He's gonna
go down according to what you said. 21 on rushing
touchdowns. I see half a point PPR. Who had 21
on rushing? Didn't Gibbs have 21? No. What'd
he have? What? Rushing touchdowns. Didn't have
21. Just looking at projection like it first
of all Barclay had way more fantasy points last
year than Gibbs. I would have like 18 Yeah, not
a way more. He ran 2 ,000 yards. I mean and He
had double figures touchdowns So I'm saying he's
not gonna do the same thing in this year. He
can't do good or sake wine Yeah, he's not gonna
run for 2 ,000 yards again 12 touchdowns. Is
he I think they're gonna throw more this year
personally, but there's there will be a drop
off so might so My whole point is there is a
drop off of the top guys. You never see Jemar
Chase put up the same number. Guys like do exactly
that. Cooper Cup we mentioned, he got hurt. That's
part of the deal, you know? It's hard to play
17 straight games, you know? Yeah, but you can't
bank on a guy getting hurt unless it's a McCaffrey.
You can't bank on that. 21 touchdowns. He was
great. 16 rushing, 5 receiving. Just saying.
I think he ended up as a number three, he was
a number three, or was he three running back
watch or two? Oh, Gibbs. Probably less than that.
Saquon was one, right? Total. With the fantasy
points, he was, I don't know, I'm not sure. He's
projected, Barclays projected to get a little
more than him this year going in. Like when I
wanted, I was looking at like quarterbacks I
wanted to, you know, I would take in a draft
and quarterbacks I would avoid. I'm not talking
Josh Allen or Lamar, because everybody wants
them. I would take them. I would take Josh Allen,
Lamar, one and two easily. I think that's, I
think this drop off to him and say in a hurts,
by the way, too. But whatever. I'm talking about
quarterback. You would draft after like the fifth
round because the other ones are easy. I love
Dak Prescott this year. Got toys. Their defense
stinks. Their best player. Who knows if he's
in plain or not. He's finally got a number two
receiver. I mean, Robert Woods is the best number
two he's had. Now he's got Pickens and a tight
end and a tight end. So it doesn't have a running
back. So they're just going to have a run back.
Miles Sanders in blue. Javante Williams. They're
just going to throw the ball and throw the ball.
I think Dak is going to have a great year because
again, and they're in a tough conference where
they're going to have to throw to keep up. Or
he gets crushed and hurt again. Philly is going
to score. Washington is going to score. God knows
what the Giants are going to do. So they're going
to throw. And by the way, if you don't like Purdy,
I'm not a big Purdy guy for most part, but easy
schedule in the NFL. I mean, he's going to throw
the ball. McAfee is going to catch eight passes
a game until he tours an ACL or a hamstring or
whatever. He's still got Kittle, who is easily
his number one target. Ricky Piersol, who...
On my list, I have him as one of the one sleepers
I would take to run. Jenny's problem with him
is he's not playing because he's holding off
our contract. They say it's a cap, but it's a
contract. Ayuka is back in week five. He start
on PUP. So on PUP, whatever. So there's a lot
of but the easiest schedule in the NFL for Purdy
and he runs a little bit now 20, 30 yards a game.
It's a big difference in fantasy points. So just
thinking for those, you know, casual drafters,
I like Purdy. I like that. And I like Baker Mayfield
and I've never had him on a fantasy team, but.
I mean, he was second in the NFL in yards last
year. Passing yards Baker. I mean, he was ridiculous.
He doesn't get any running, right? No, he's pretty
white. I mean, you know, he doesn't run a lot.
I mean, if their offense, if their wide receivers
are healthy, they got a pretty nice offense.
But Godwin's out. Godwin's out for the first
four minimum. And the other guy they drafted,
McMillan just got hurt. Just hurt in his neck.
He's out for eight weeks. Does Aaron Rodgers
even get picked by anybody? No, he shouldn't
get drafted, I don't think. You're good at this
stuff. Where does somebody like Justin Fields
go? Funny, if you look at my avoid, Justin Fields.
Yeah. I have three people I would avoid. Because
I think losing Ben Johnson as his OC is going
to hurt him a lot. They do run a lot near the
goal line too. So I think they're going to lose.
I think I would back off a golf field. My comment
is he just stinks. He just stinks. He does not
throw a good football. No, I agree with that.
Will he run? Yeah. He runs for a lot of yards.
He does. I mean, for a full year though? I don't
know. They gave him a shot in Pittsburgh last
year. Fantasy -wise, I guess he wasn't pathetic.
I think he was like 17, 18 points a game, which
isn't bad. If you wait for the 10th round and
you get him, I'd rather have a Brock Purdy than
Justin Fields on my team. That's just me. If
I'm drafting, I would take him. And they're drafted
similar, to be honest with you. You done with
your avoids? I did kind of both of them. I did
avoids. I said golf and Fields. Can I throw some
names out there? And Tua, by the way. Gino. I
didn't even have him as a drafted. He shouldn't
even get drafted. Okay. I don't think he's a
top 24 quarterback. I don't have this guy. Kyler
Murray, yes. I think he should be drafted. He
keeps both teams in the game, so. He has the
six easiest schedule for quarterbacks. How about
Stafford? Yeah, I'd take him as a backup, but
not as a starter. How about Stroud and Pennex?
Pennex, I wouldn't touch him yet. Because again,
he's somebody who you would think Would run does
not run at all. Didn't he run in college? Oh,
no. Oh, how about Drake May? Yep, I like him
better than the other guys you mentioned in Stroud
and Pettis. How about Bake? I said he was one
of the ones I would take. I stepped out. All
right, moving on. Next position. Yeah, and Joe
Borough, by the way, who I think is easily going
to throw 40 touchdowns, but he doesn't run at
all. He might not hit double figures and yards
rushing. Well, the Bengals have no defense. Hold
on. Emergency press conference happening here.
Emergency press conference. We got potato chips.
Everybody. Lottie dotty. The one who likes to
potty the most has entered the building. We already
mentioned his name saying he was out tonight.
But guess who's back? Guess who's back, honestly.
Lottie's back. Yes. Lottie's back. Let me get
my headset. He doesn't want that. In the humble,
Lottie. He doesn't even want a headset. Lottie,
come on, let's go. Let's go. We're waiting on
you. We're going to circle back to a couple things.
Lottie, a little timeout from football. We're
just about to talk about the Browns. Who is the
best slugger in the 90s in baseball? Nice, Danny.
Oh no! Oh my God! This is a setup. Yes, sir!
Get out of here. That's great. Who would you
least like to see at the bottom of the knife?
We had a bracket challenge. If you were a pitcher,
who wouldn't you want to see? In the 90s. Lottie's
in the house people. Jeets. I cannot believe
it. That's awesome. No, we all took bonds and
he's pissed about Albert Bell. Jeets. Jeets.
That's not a bad call. They set the right field?
Down three, right? Down three, yeah. The question
was down three. Two odds, bottom of the ninth.
You're down one, Jeter. Who would you least like
to see in a batter's box was the question. You
go with their first answer this one That was
perfect Mac told him to take cats off the way.
Oh my God, this guy's great. I'm taking a pies
on the best time. Piazza ever put a barrel on
one in a big spot. Bernie caught it 10 feet in
front of the warning track and we want you thought
it was off the bat. I never said I shit myself
when I went in here. I was like, oh no. All right,
so we're done too. Lottie, just to catch you
up, we just finished quarterbacks and fantasy
and the Don father has bake is one of the guys
he would take. Why wouldn't you? Gunslinger,
right? He's going to he's going to three toddies,
two picks and three fifty every week. Mike Evans
don't have Flacco on there now, nor should you.
All right, moving on to running backs, Lottie.
Everybody running backs next? Oh, yeah. I know
everybody's talking about him, Chase Brown. I
mean, I had him last year in two weeks. He's
crazy. In the last nine games, there's no more
Zach Moss. They have no defense, so he's going
to catch five passes a game easily. The last
nine games of the season, he was the fifth ranked
running back with the second most receptions
for running back over the last nine games. Why
is that going to stop? Zach Moss got hurt. He
was the unquestioned starter. He's the unquestioned
starter on this team. They're going to be dumping
the ball off to Chase and Chase Brown and Jamar
Chase. So this is a sleeper for you. He's not
a sleeper. What round are you talking about?
He's early third, late second. I mean, he's not
going to go later. Late second? Yeah. His average
draft position is 25 right now. That's his ADP.
Do you rather have him or Drake London? Drake
London, because I think he has a chance to be
the. Number one receiver in fantasy. Angry? Chase
Brown. All right. Chase Brown or Rome Adunzi?
Chase Brown. Chase Brown or Kyron Williams? Chase
Brown. He loves Kyron Williams, I can tell. I
do, but not a PPR. Chase Brown. I would take
Kyron Williams because Chase Brown is a little,
he gets hurt a lot. Chase Brown or Puka? Puka.
Puka, yeah. Chase Brown or Jalen Waddle? Chase
Brown. I think Waddle's going nuts this year.
I think you're nuts. Chase Brown or George Pickens?
Chase Brown. Not even close. Pickens even on
my giraffe board. We got a dolphin fan here.
They are irrelevant without Tula in the lineup.
All the position players like. Without Hawk?
With who? Without Hawk Tula. Yeah, without Hawk
Tula, yeah. With Tyree Hill, Jaylen Waddle, and
even A -chan to an extent. See, that's where
I differ. I love A -chan. I think he can perform
no matter who the quarterback is. He's just a
significant drop off. I'd take him to second
round if he was there any time. Yeah. Who is
their backup quarterback? Zach Wilson. No, you
know, they said it looks better than him. Quinn,
you were, as they said, no way better. There's
my point. So like because Zach is owed six million
dollars guaranteed can go up to 10 million. He's
not they're going to not make him the third string
quarterback at that price. Mike McDaniels wants
to win. They winning. I can guarantee you that.
Where did you know Smith go? Pittsburgh, West
Virginia. He's their backup title. Easy. Friar
Muth is still gonna get more snaps. What are
we talking about? He asked where Johnny Smith
went. I'm just talking Dolphins weapons. I mean,
he's awesome. Yeah, and we got rid of him. Why?
Sent in the Pittsburgh. Jalen Ramsey trade. Yeah.
We got Fitzpatrick back. And the quarterback
couldn't throw it very far. What's the prediction,
Badal? Record. Nine and eight. Every year. How
about the Brownies? About the best I can give
them is nine and eight. Brownies? Five and twelve
five and twelve for the brownies Eagles I Go
twelve and five G men five and twelve Honestly,
I would take the internet I'm not even trying
to be it under five 11 and 6. 11 and 6? For the
Pats? No way. Just Steelers. No way. 9. Let's
rock and roll baby. Let's go. How about this,
are you sick of Tomlin? I thought you were generous
at 5. I was going to say 3 for the Browns. Are
you sick of Tomlin or no? Oh hell no. Who else
are you going to get? Everybody says that. I
don't like the never having to lose a record
thing. I think that's crap. You got to win in
the playoffs at some point. That's my point.
He doesn't do it. Who else do you want? Who do
you want? The job of the general manager. A little
party band twerp like McDaniel? Get out of here.
Absolutely not. He doesn't even dress like a
coach on the sidelines. No, I got khakis on.
Go check work. He dresses like he's going to
a Cypress Hill concert in New Haven. Actually,
Jeffy and I wore cargoes and our concert t -shirts.
Exactly. Jeff, how was your night? I don't remember
most of it. How was your night, Jeff? Me? I don't
remember most of it other than having a couple
tacos at the end of the night. Dorito wrap. I
gotta I gotta contradict Lottie's Browns prediction
All right, and I I don't mind the Brownies you
tell me as a group winner -loss week one against
the Bengals loss loss loss week two at Baltimore
loss loss week three Green Bay loss week four
Detroit loss week five, Minnesota Loss week six
at Pittsburgh loss week seven dolphins win Okay,
I give you half. Week eight, at New England.
Hopefully a win. Week nine, at the Jets. Win.
Wow, what a streak they're on. Then you got Baltimore.
Los. San Francisco. Win. Los. At Las Vegas. Win.
Los. They got five right there. What'd you say,
five? Okay, might be right then. Buffalo. Loss.
Brutal schedule. That's a fourth place schedule.
Who set that up? At the Bears. He could squeak
that one out. No way. How does it say loss? Pittsburgh.
Loss. Go split with him. Cincinnati. Loss. So
we get five. I got seven. He was right on about
five. They're gonna win the first game. I thought
three. They're going to start off 1 -0, right?
They're beating the Bengals. The Bengals last
year just sucked out of the gate. You guys always
win, though. That's one of those picks in the
knockout pool. Everyone takes Cincinnati, and
the Browns come up winning and knock everyone
out, you know? I lost to the Patriots last year,
right? Like a 12 -9 game or something. I did
it one year. It was like, I think it was Miami.
It's like the Indians against the Reds. Yeah,
Houston was like a 20 -fucking -point underdog,
and they won. We already went over a lot of the
people. Go ahead. When's Dart going to be the
quarterback? What week? Break up the schedule.
It's not going to be second half. He's definitely
playing, but it's going to be. I'll say like
week 13, 14, something like that. I think they're
gonna be decent. I think you're out of your mind.
Why? Put their schedule low. We just did a bronze.
The issue's gonna be they might go 0 and 6 in
the division. Giants have the hardest schedule
in the NFL. Giants do? Yep. Okay, week one at
Washington. Go bad to the L. At Dallas, week
two. When? L. Giants. Do you think the Giants
are gonna beat the Cowboys at Dallas? Do you
ever watch the Cowboys? L. They're 0 -2. Kansas
City. Bad L. Where's the game? Really bad L.
Does it matter? They're playing Kansas City.
Chargers. L. At New Orleans. I'm giving them
a win on that one. Win. I'll give them a win.
Philly. Bad L. At Denver. Win. Bow and Nicks.
At Philly. L. San Francisco. W. One and a half,
but I say loss as well. At Chicago. Win. Four.
Green Bay. Why is Chicago good now? It's got
the best offensive mind in the league now. At
Detroit. No. Bad New England. Win, that's fine.
Where's five? I'm on three, even if you give
him the win. Go ahead, go. At Washington, he
counts by two. They gotta split with him, six.
No, they gotta split with him. Why they gotta
split with him? Why is Washington good? Because
they made it to the Conference Championship last
year. Who cares? And they got Debo. He sucks,
we had him too. And a top three offensive lineman.
Who's we? Vermal Lee. Last two games, Minnesota
and Dallas. Sweet. They got eight. What's the
number for them? Four wins. What's the Vegas
number for them? The Vegas number for them is
five and a half. I don't know. The Don Fowler
line is five, though. I'm going under, too. Under.
And I'll say he's another disappointing winner
for me. Black Monday, there's one day after Brian
Day will all be looking for another job. You
think so? Yeah, he's out of there. I bet you
100 right now. What? We'll go five is a wash.
All right. All right, me and AngerJay, 100. Is
this podcast official right now? You got four,
he's got six. $100 wagering, Giants over or under?
100. 100, sure. Over, five is the number, so
if it's on a five, it's nothing, no blood. You
want a piece too? Yeah, I think this is Giants,
Giants. Alright, 200 for me against you guys.
You too? 100. We'll never get it. I'll give it
to the studio engineers tonight. So on FanDuel,
over five and a half wins is plus 100. So it
makes sense. Bobby's getting the good odds on
this one. You always make sure. So I got one,
two, three. Who would you take if you had to?
I would say over on the Giants. They won't give
it to you. Just know that. I think their defense,
their front four is pretty good. I think that
Ducard is insane. They're one groin injury from
weak neighbors from not scoring a point in the
entire season. I'll bet you $1 million that they'll
score a point. Well, weak neighbors might play,
so. All right. Jeffy, let's go running backs,
let's go. We're on running backs, but I say the
ones I'm going to avoid, James Cook. He was so
touchdown dependent last year. I don't know if
you've seen Ray Davis. They love Ray Davis. They
love Ray Davis. James Cook is getting drafted
number 30, means he's getting drafted end of
the third round. That's early for me. That's
too early for James Cook. You take him in at
fifth? Yeah, absolutely. Probably. Him or Chuba
Hubbard? 16 touchdowns last year. Yeah, but he...
Didn't catch a lot of passes. I'm just saying.
I think Ray Davis is going to move up. I think
he's getting a lot more third down work. I think
you're crazy. Him or Truba? I think you're crazy.
I would take Truba this year. I would have taken
cook last year to the surprise the heck out of
me and a lot of other people I think and into
those my running backs and Joe Mixon by the way
avoid I think big red flags on that guy come
What's the deal? Chubb's there to the Chubb and
they drafted a running back in the fourth round.
What's the deal? Come on? You're healthy. You're
tight with this. No, he's not practicing. What
do you know? In the Saints hotel a couple weeks
ago, he's been talking to the players. What do
you know? I know more about Chuba Harvard because
they're in the same division. And the defensive
front from the Saints is worried about Chuba
Harvard. That's the only person in Carolina they're
worried about. He doesn't practice that. Seriously?
Oh, Chuba might be a sleeper. They said Chuba
was a lot faster than they thought. Really? Stud.
You know, it's like horn a sec, you know, you
make him look ugly and he could score points.
You name a guy Chuba? You think he's like Chub
Rock? Well, I think when I drafted him as rookie
year, he did nothing. Then last year he went
crazy, so. We might have handcuffed him though.
But yeah, I don't love Mixon again. Yeah, there's
a chance. They have four other running backs.
Chance that Mixon could end up on the PUP to
start the season. Thank you. Well, they got Chubby
though. It's a foot injury. Another reason why
I don't want to draft him. Exactly. Is Chubba
asleep? Nick Chubba a sleeper? No, I think he's
sleeping. I don't think he's gonna be. I don't
know if he's ever gonna be healthy again. They
mean, they drafted that rookie from USC. If they
loved Chubb that much, they wouldn't have drafted
him with their fourth round. Charles White. How
about this? How about that backup for the Falcons?
I like a better one. Where did Chubb Hover go
to college? Georgia? No, it was SEC, right? Mitchell?
No. That's a small school, I guess. Desmond Mason.
Huh? I was on tip of my tongue. Are you serious?
Yeah. You know where Desmond Mason went to school?
The basketball guy? Yeah, same school. There
we go. Here's the winner. Thank you. He's probably
the best running back that's ever went there.
Yeah, yeah. Number 20 for the Lions wasn't very
good. That guy for the Bills wasn't bad either.
Brian Robinson, by the way, they said today he
might get traded. Yeah, because he's in an impasse.
He wants more money and they're going to give
it to McCormick, not him. So he's probably going
to get traded this week. They said Cowboys one
time just loaded up. Now you've been talking
about What's his name all week? Miles. Miles
Sanders. We might run a wishbone. 1 ,200 yards
rushing one year. What are you going to do as
a defense, Bobby? Dallas defense. What are you
going to do there? Got Micah. You do? We're going
to pay him. OK. What? Is he on another team that
I don't know about? Not yet. Giants. Hey, you're
with them, they still. Don Fowler. Where's Derrick
Henry fall? Second round in every format. What
about a touchdown only and there's only one in
the world possibly wait first round in a touchdown
only Not in the first six picks. I hired that
for six picks, but you would he's a machine for
six I think I'm wait first round them Jay. Where
do you pick a net? six to ten some burner You
don't know where you're picking. Oh where I'm
picking. I'm picking fourth in LA Thought you're
asking where I would take Henry at four. No chase
I'm not taking Chase. I'm gonna touchdown only.
You wouldn't take him at four? No. Jeff. Oh my
God. Wow, that's the worst week I've ever been
in my life, so I'm so scarred from that thing.
You wouldn't take him? I'm not taking him, I'm
telling you that right now. Hey, do you think
he'll fall to eight? Don father, could he fall
to eight? It's too much thinking for Don father.
Touchdown only, he could fall to eight, yeah.
Take him no doubt. All right, if you're me, him
or McCaffrey. Touchdown only? McCaffrey. McAfee
won't make a day. Him or Josh Allen or Hertz?
Josh Allen or Hertz. You take the quarterback
over him? I take Burrow and him. Over Chase.
I take him in the first and then I take Burrow
and him coming around. All right. What was he
do that like three years ago? Listen, at eight,
I got Chase or the two quarterbacks? This segment
is turning into... Bobby's draft? Robert McMance.
Come on, you're the guy. Chase. I want people
out there listening. Chase. Okay, go. Ride receiver,
make it quick, we got other stuff. Take Jamison
Williams, if you can. Wow, he's a problem though.
He had a thousand yards in 12 games last year.
I had him, I love him. So did everybody on the
Lions. He had a thousand yards with the least
amount of targets in the history of the NFL.
What rounds is he going? So does that scare you
at all? No, because I think he's going to play
more games. What round is he going? He's not
getting a lot of targets. He's been, his average
draft position is 58, so. It depends how many
times. But didn't you say avoid golf? I said
golf, not golf. Don't ever avoid golf. Play as
much as you can. Yeah. He's got to throw to somebody.
He's going to still throw. I mean, that same
brown guy's not bad. I'm gonna throw it to somebody.
He's gonna go, he's gonna regress. He ain't regressing.
He regressed on me last year. I'm with you. Who?
Come on. Yeah. He catches seven passes a game.
I mean, he catches. Who's next? He regressed
on you? Next guy. He disappeared. Drake Onden
already said, I think Drake Onden has an outside
shot. You have a man crush on him. To be the
top receiver in fantasy with Deco Collins. You
saw the, you obviously studied his stuff. Michael
Pennex, the games he started, the average. 39
targets in three games. There we go. The NFL
and Targets is three games. 22 catches, 352 yards.
10X is the starter. Oh, 100%. Who's the backup?
It's mostly cousins. He's still quirky right
now, isn't he? Is he there still? If he went
home? He must be miserable. Jeffy, next receiver.
Court one side, people keep. You love him. You
like him? He's the one out there. I'll tell you
why. I had him four years ago. And he literally
had like 12 receptions after fucking six games.
I hate him. I will never draft him. Well, after
he was a 15th in fantasy in points per game and
he's getting drafted, now he's a 22nd receiver
in fantasy. He's getting under drafted. He'll
catch 10 passes on the year. Everett Ingram's
there, Bo Nix is only getting better. Here's
another guy. Here's another guy. I do like Bo
Nix, by the way. Nick Castellonis in baseball.
Drafted him three years ago. The guy hit like...
I'm gonna 120. I'm gonna hate him. I hate the
guy physically. What about Jefferson with a rookie
quarterback, basically? Doesn't matter. He catches
anything from anybody. He can catch a thousand.
So what do you pick him? You pick him third?
Who? Third or fourth? So if it goes, if it goes
chase Bajon Robinson, who are you picking at
three? Barclay. Probably Barclay. So I can go
here or RB at that point. Jefferson's not, let's
a half point PPR, something like that. You just
shot me down, because I said I might take a running
back. Half a point PPR, I would definitely take
Saquon, and half a point for sure. I don't like
Jefferson. The only thing that scares me, I think
he's awesome. He's good. You ever have a guy
you just want to stay away from? Yeah. He's my
guy. Why? Injury in the quarterback situation.
The quarterback thing scares me. I'm not seeing
the injury thing. Everybody gets hurt on football.
And also, that other little clown who I think
has some problems, he might be suspended a little
bit, Addison? Yeah. He's out for three games.
Oh, speaking about suspension. Where does Richie
Rice end up with all this? The gap is so wide,
they're saying four to ten games. It's going
to be six. But they don't do it until September
30th. So he's going to play five. He's going
to miss six. And after the bye week, he technically
misses seven weeks. Is he worth drafting? Yeah,
but not as a, maybe as your fourth receiver.
Seventh, eighth round. He's going much. He's
going much higher than I should be there. But
yes, I didn't mock drafts and stuff He can't
be a tap to receiver in your team. We're done.
I think I fourth receiver For sure. I take him
his first four weeks could be like you guys last
year So here's the thing if you're lucky enough
to get a real dumb guy in your league you drop
this guy You get after week two when he has 15
catches and a couple touchdowns you trade him
to that zero There's always one there's always
one Yeah, but it's tough these days with the
unit. There used to be a lot of units out there,
but now everything's ranked for you. Tell us
what to do. Yeah, but there's always one moron.
There's always one moron that doesn't. Yeah,
I know. No, it's not even that. He just looks
at it on Sundays like, oh, this guy's pretty
good. Well, do you draft Brandon Auker or do
you just hope you can grab him right after the
draft and throw him on I .O.? You know, and he's
going to miss five weeks. More than that. They're
saying, I saw like half the season. I would avoid,
by the way, Xavier Worthy. He's a clown. He's
actually going pretty high too. Um, how about
the guy McMillan? It hurt the Carolina guy. No,
um, maybe I got the jack No, the guy from the
Redskins who is hold no to Tampa Bay. He's out
for eight weeks eight week hurt his neck Is really
high now for some reason is George Kittle Yeah,
people got it born the third round because it
was high and I think I watch on Netflix student
There's nobody else on that team. I you start
and reserve never dwine Jennings might not play
the beginning of the year because he wants more
money Ricky Pierce all screens taking bullets
totally taking bullets. Here's my sleeper Ricky
Pierce all worthy. I mean everybody's drafted.
He's getting drafted over cuz I'm ours Rashid
Rice, Chris Alavi, and Jerry Judy. Didn't they
lose somebody down in front of them? Why are
you taking Worthy over them? Down in front of
them. Didn't they lose somebody? Because of Mahomes.
Because of Mahomes. So Worthy would have a little
bit more action. They didn't have anybody last
year other than... Down in front of them. You
want to know why? Listen, I'll fill you in here.
Fill me in. He's getting picked, one, because
of Mahomes. Two, we just talked about Rashid
Rice. He's not going to be there. Yeah. So, Worthy
shoots up because he's playing with Mahomes.
And the other guy in the tight end is in love.
So, like, there's regression coming there too,
right? Where do you take him? Who? Mr. Swift.
He's like my tight end eight. So, you're taking
seven, eight rounds? If there's seven tight ends,
they get it lower. Kelsey, sir, I got him. Think
about Xavier Worthy, Oester. You said Rashid
Rice didn't play most Oester anyways. He had
eight games, Worthy. Eight games with three or
less catches. Yeah. Yeah. Opening night, he went
nuts. People fell in love with him. Eight games
with three or less. Come on. That's not going
to get better next year than he was the last
couple of years. He had a JV touchdown on the
Super Bowl, though, in the fourth quarter. Yeah.
So his playoff stats were actually decent for
him. He had like seven come on. He was about
80 in the Super Bowl. Give me another receiver.
We're going to wrap this up. To dump ball. Brian
Thomas is great, but if he can't draft for his
first round, that's too high. He's a late second
router. If I can get him in the late second round
in a second. You're going earlier than that?
Oh, he's going way earlier than that. He's going
exactly where you're saying. Yeah, he's going
late first round. He's going with a ninth to
tenth ADP is nine or 10. That's crazy. He had
nobody else to throw. You would take him in the
late first round? No, I would take him in the
second. Travis Hunter now. I mean, Travis Hunter
is going to steal passes. Jefferson, CD, who's
the next guy? I'm on Ra. Who's the next guy?
AJ Brown. Who's the next guy? Pooka, no actually
Pooka, yeah. So that's six ahead of Brian Thomas
Jr. I would take Drake London ahead of him, personally.
Of course you would, because you've made it very
clear for the last hour and a half, you have
a crush on Drake London. I would take Nico Collins
ahead of him. I would take Nico Collins ahead
of him too, I think. But they got nobody else
to throw to. Contrary, I think I have Christian
Kirk. I have the most important, who's the best
kicker in the draft? Who cares? I'm a kicker
of no kicker leagues. Speaking of, did you see
the guy kick the 70 yard field goal? That's pretty
awesome to me, fair game. If he could do that
constantly, yeah, every time he'd just kick.
We don't need tight ends, Max. I'm not even going
to talk about him because everybody takes the
same tight ends all the time. I do love Colston
Lovell and Nelson the Bears. Why? There's a reason
why they drafted, why Ben Johnson drafted him
so early. They have him already running out of
the backfield, running plays out of the backfield.
They're going to mix it up with him like they
did with the old players. They almost have too
many guys though now. Well, they lost Keenan
Allen, so. But they have Roman Dujay and DJ Moore
and Swift in the backfield. Where's Keenan Allen?
Chargers back with Justin Herbert. He's back
there? Let's get the brass tacks. Super Bowl,
who you got? in fantasy or? No, no, no, real
life. I think the Eagles are going to go back
as much as it pains me to say. The Eagles are
going to go back against the Ravens. I think
the Ravens are poised for it. I think the Ravens
are a little, they're taking a step back I think
this year. Why? Their defense is better for sure.
They short up their D, short for a 9. Cracker,
Cracker, Cracker. You're going to all kinds of
ages, Super Bowl. They got the Andrew Hopkins,
which was the biggest waste of a sign ever. I
don't know why people still signed Andrew Hopkins.
He can only run eight yards at a time. He's done.
I think it's the Ravens. I think O'Mara last
year was just so good. He's not going to get
worse. I think. That's just me. I'm hoping Detroit
versus Buffalo. I would love that Super Bowl.
Anybody but the Chiefs and I'm okay with it.
I agree with that. I prefer not the Eagles either.
Typical Browns fan. He knows he can't even root
for his own team because it's just not possible.
Wait another 10 or 15 years. We'll beat her.
We all just put a hundred bucks on the under.
How about Johnny Manziel just have some soundbite.
Who does Wadi want to be the day one starting
quarterback? Shudder. Do you really? Why? He
brings some juice. They're gonna win four or
five games no matter who the quarterback is.
So I'd rather go with him, the young guy. And
that way you can see if you need to draft one
next year when they got two first round picks.
How about the lefty though? Either one of them.
I don't want to start the 40 year old guy. I
already know what he could do. Broadway Joe?
Oh, hey, hey Mac trivia question, which rookie
had the most fantasy football points ever? There's
rookies Johnson say come on Barkley No, me catches
yet is fresh or freshman year his rookie year.
It's cuz the Giants had no line I do like to
come in yes, and guess that was sweet You know
why he didn't start right away really? Say Kwan
Barkley damn it. I thought I had say Kwan Barkley
get a load of this say Kwan Barkley his rookie
year how many catches 87. 58. Nobody's even close.
I've seen 100. 92. 91. No way. Come on, man.
91. I would have never guessed that. I would
have never guessed that. But the Giants had no
offensive line, so they cut them off. And who
is this quarterback? Was it Jones at that point
still? Yes. By the way, who, which, what quarterback,
quarterback had the most points ever of their
rookie season. Most fantasy points ever for a
quarterback. Cam Newell. I'll go Cam Newell.
And he was the, that was the third most as a
rookie ever, but he had his top quarterback ever.
The Angry's on top of that one. Well played,
my friends. Was it Newton or Jaden Anil? No,
it was Cam Newton. I thought he said third. All
right. No, Eric Dickerson was second. Tyler Warren,
you like him or no? Too young? I like him. I'm
not going to be on my team, but I like him. Anthony
Richardson, AR? He's not even starting. I know.
Yeah. Daniel Jones is starter? What about Mike
Isecki? Who? You guys are in trouble. Hold on.
Last trivia question, Matt. Only quarterback,
and I'm sure somebody will know this, but only
quarterback in NFL history to pass for 4 ,000
yards for three different teams. Kurt Warner.
No. 4 ,000. There was like this center. It wasn't
like 50 years ago. No. No. No. I was gonna guess
Rich Gannon, but he only played on the Raiders
and the Chiefs, I think. How about Flacco, no?
How many teams has Flacco played on, though?
Two AFC teams, one NFC. He ended in the NFC.
Need another hit. Bangles, started with the Bangles.
Oh, oh, oh, Carson Palmer. Nice, yeah. Who are
the three teams? Raiders and the Cardinals. Oh,
I forgot I'm under Raiders. Yep, he asked off,
he got traded. All right, friends, great job.
Carson Palmer. Layup, that was a layup, right?
Jersey Niner and Paul McDonald. Nine. Nine. Nine
or three. All right, this last segment coming
to you. by the way of capital securities, Joe
Morialo and alike. Well planned. Good job, Jay.
This is the presidential cup segment and I'm
gonna give you a few names and this is a hard
group. This is where we left off after the first
time. Carson Palmer was three. And the first
one, what? Carson Palmer was number three. I
knew that. This first one's tricky because he's
known by three names So you can just throw out
the any three -name athlete you could think of
or you could use one of the three names I'm lost
talking about like John Quincy Adams. Yeah, but
he didn't play any sports I don't think he just
played like skeet shooting like we'll say like
Kareem. I will say the obvious one no hyphens,
buddy Or one of the names I'm gonna tell you
who it is. Okay, William Henry Harrison. I might
say Marvin Harrison or Henry Aaron or Derek Henry
or Derek Henry Go you got ten seconds. Go throw
them out there Derek any three -name athletes
or Williams or Henry's or Harrison's quickly
quickly Harrison Bader Ricky Williams nicely
done also known as the man Marvin Harrison jr
Oh, that's a good one. Anybody else? Henry Cotto.
Number? Anybody? 44. 58. John Henry. Nicely done.
Anybody else? Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
All righty, quick. Quicker. Come on. I gave you
Harrison Bader. One. Three name athletes. I thought
you guys might have some. All right. Next president.
John Tyler. Famous Johns or Tylers? Go. Wendell
Tyler. I like that. John Cavaletti. 26 also,
right? Yeah. Anybody else? John. What was the
other one? John and what's the other thing? Tyler.
Tyler Rose. John Tudor. How about Tyler Boyd?
Who you got? John Tudor. John Private Tudor.
Anybody else? Going once. Wendell Tyler. He said
him. Tommy John. He also played for the Niners
too, right? Yeah. Alright, John Candelaria. The
Candyman. John Smoltz. Three, two, one, done.
Nicely done. Alright, James Polk. Edger and James.
Don't say LeBron. Edger and James, that's mine.
I love the edge. I listen to a podcast. James
Harris, the quarterback for the Rams. How about
that? Get something. James Harris. Who's that
Polk that plays for the Patriots? What was his
name? Receiver this year. Ah, Steph, who knows.
I think James on baseball. James. Dion James.
Come on. Oh, yes, sir. James. What number? Bill
James. 19. Crank James. Crank James is a good
one. Tony Express. James Dickerson. With? I already
got James Dickerson. Dickerson. Where? SMU. All
right, Zachary or Taylor? Pat Zachary. Mets?
Mets and Ritz. Zach Grinke. Is it Zachary Grinke?
I'm not sure. I want to imagine. Zach Eady. To
Zach. Anybody else? Zach Morris? Any other Taylors?
It's not us saved by the bell. Screech? Screech.
Time out. Time out in the game. What round will
Jonathan Taylor go in in most formats? Two. Three.
Running backs go man. He's gone. They just go
man He was frustrating for especially especially
Especially if you take a wide receiver in the
first round and you start looking at the second
round. Those guys are all gone Dude, John Taylor
second round. I don't think you guys lay up them
up with anyone on the next guy Millard Fillmore
go Rick Miller Red Sox. He's Miller. Is it Millard?
Andrew Miller? Millard. Oh, Miller at the breaks.
No one. Millard. Millard? Millard. Was there
a Kevin Millard that played for them? Keith Millard
was an alignment for the Vikings and Eagles.
Number? Nevermind. 75. I thought there was a
Met that was a Millard. Anybody? Yes, there was.
There was a middle windfielder. Yeah. And Tony
guy. Yep. Anyway, last one for tonight. No, must
be like a million. Last one for tonight in Franklin
and Pierce. Paul. Tony Franklin. Oh, like 59
yard field goal on Monday night. Anybody else?
Antonio. Franklin Stubbs. Tony Perez. Franklin
Field. Franklin Field. We're going to audit.
We're going to audit the tax man. He's ripping
highlights over here. John Mattingly. Chase Gray.
The Hitman. Should be in the Hall of Fame Everybody
want to thank you for this long ass listen right
here, but we covered a lot of important stuff
from sex toys to the Little League World Series
to Millard Fillmore to Somehow to tax man saying
that Tony Perez is related to Franklin fear It
sounds like Jamar chases everybody's number one
Stay away from everybody except for Jamar, Bake,
Drake London, and Drake London and Jeffy are
moving in tomorrow. Mellard Caldwell was the
governor of Florida. And Jay with one last skirt
on that. Huge series coming up for the Yanks.
Go freaking Yanks. Go Sox! Might be the year
of the Cowboys. Studio engineer, thank you. Lottie,
good job showing up. Good night. Bye!