1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:26,320 Welcome back to the Partyswap podcast. I'm your host Kyle Donaghy, back with my cohost 2 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:32,320 as always Jonathan Stolke. How are you John? I'm good. Why no nickname? I'm running out 3 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,760 of steam with the nicknames, you know. That's pretty boring. I'm sorry. Maybe you should 4 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:40,640 think harder. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. There's like only so many nicknames you can 5 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:45,040 give a big red guy before they did. Like, and wouldn't a big red nickname stop being 6 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,640 funny? Like pretty fast. And then it might just whip out random things. That's not funny 7 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:53,200 either, you know. I can say in my 25 years, people have found that it does not stop being 8 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:58,480 funny. They continue to make fun of me being big and red. So you might be wrong there. 9 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:03,200 Maybe. I don't know. That's what they really tune in for. They hear the sad nickname and 10 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:08,640 turn it off. Yep. That's true. That's what our nine listeners are. That's what they're 11 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:12,080 here for. Yes, sir. We have video now. We do have video. Well, hopefully. For part of 12 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,680 it maybe. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. This is our test run of video. Yeah. 13 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:23,120 Um, okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, go ahead. N sync. Oh, just Simpson dead. Yeah. He had cancer. 14 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:30,240 You know, what's crazy about that is he's a murderer. Alleged. So, but yeah, no, he 15 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:34,240 probably probably did kill all those people. He's definitely dead though. It is. Was it 16 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:38,240 public that he had cancer or did that just kind of happen? I didn't know he had cancer, 17 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:42,640 but I'm a level two. I really didn't give a shit either way. Yeah. I didn't. So yeah, 18 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:48,480 OJ, me and juice don't talk much these days. He's dead. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird because 19 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:52,080 most celebrity deaths, like regardless of if they're a good person or a bad person, 20 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:55,760 people are like, oh, that's sad. But OJ, it was just like immediately me. I mean, 21 00:01:55,760 --> 00:02:01,120 oh yeah, it was like, we got to make this as funny as we can right now. So that was, 22 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:07,040 I appreciated that. Give me a, we're going to open up to not just NFL players, but athletes in 23 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:14,880 general, worst guys who play sports all time. I think Vontez Burfect as far as playing on the 24 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:19,360 field was a pretty shitty guy. Okay. Just like beat the shit out of dudes. I think the bangles. 25 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:26,480 Yeah. Yeah. He, uh, he did make Antonio Brown. Oh, is he the one that made Antonio Brown? 26 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:31,600 He's the guy who knocked Antonio Brown unconscious. Nice. Yeah. Uh, I had to throw 27 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:37,680 Michael Vick in there. I've heard he's a crappy dude. That guy sucks. Um, mostly the dog fighting 28 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:43,200 thing. I don't really care about him as a football player. Oh, he was decent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, 29 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,400 yeah, dog fighting. Not cool. Yeah. Not cool if you fight dogs. Just a couple of years of 30 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:51,200 prison really hurt his career too. It'll do that to you. Yeah. Um, he went to prison, right? Yeah. 31 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:57,920 Speaking of, uh, prison time hurting your career, uh, Aaron Hernandez. Yep. Yeah. He did die. 32 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:01,920 Yeah. When we went to the pro world this year, that's for sure. What? He will not be going pro 33 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,520 world this year. That's true. Yeah. Mostly because he died like 10 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. That'll do 34 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,760 the trick. And he was in prison. Yes. He's been in prison since like 2008 and then he died in like 35 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:15,280 2018. Yeah. I think it was that way. I think it was like 11. That doesn't matter. I don't think it's 36 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:22,080 that deep. A dead prison guy. Um, who else? Who's that guy who beat his wife in an elevator? Ray Rice. 37 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,520 Yeah. I think it was his girlfriend, but they're still together. So good for them. Must not have 38 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:30,640 been that bad. That's how you know your relationship's going to last through anything. Yeah. It's good. If 39 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,720 he can beat you in an elevator and you can just still stick it out. It's definitely not because of 40 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,160 the money. It's because she loves him. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think that the money's completely 41 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:44,400 unrelated. Yeah. Um, who else we got? There's somebody else. I mean, a lot of them beat their 42 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,120 wives, but there was another high profile one around then, wasn't there? 43 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:53,440 Hmm. I got nothing. You know what? We've only got football players. Are they like, do they make bad 44 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:58,400 people in other sports too? Oh yeah. I think I just don't follow the other sports as much. I'm, I'm 45 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:02,960 trying to think of basketball players like Draymond Green. He's kind of mean. That's all. Yeah. He's 46 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:08,560 just like punches people. Yeah. He kicks that tall guy in the nuts. That was mean. The 25 greatest 47 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:14,480 villains in American sports history. Let's see what you got for us. Bleacher Report. Chad Johnson. 48 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:19,200 What did Chad Oshersenko? Was he just a cocky guy? Yeah. I think he was just kind of a jackass. 49 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:23,360 Okay. I don't think he did anything. I would love him in there with the murderers. And then there 50 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:28,720 was, was Miami where the dolphins signed him tentatively and dismissed him decisively after 51 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:35,120 he was accused of assaulting his wife, Evelyn by headbutting her. That's not good. That is wrong, 52 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:41,360 but it's kind of silly. I mean like who headbutts somebody. He's the least villain of the 25. It 53 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:46,880 would appear. Oh, okay. So he's number 25. Yeah. I thought he was one. Ty Domey retired NHL. Don't 54 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:53,280 care about hockey. Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees. I thought he was like a sports hero. Yeah. 55 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:58,160 Wasn't he like one of the good guys? I think so. Honestly, I'm not sure why everyone hates A-Rod 56 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:03,920 so much. I'm not even sure why I hate him so much. Yes. He's a blah, blah jerk. Yes. He dates women 57 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:08,800 that make him an endless source of tabloid fodder. Yes. He used steroids. Okay. It's just people 58 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:14,400 don't like him. Okay. That doesn't really make him a villain. I have yet to see a single murderer and 59 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:20,720 they have quite a few to choose from. Yeah. No, now number 22 is not a person. It's four people. 60 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,160 It's four separate commissioners of leagues. I'm not even going to go into that because people just 61 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,160 like them because they're like, I liked that rule and you changed it and that was mean. Yeah. 62 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:34,240 So Dwight Howard. Yeah. He kind of sucked. Big guy from the lake. I know who he is. Why, why did 63 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:38,960 he suck? He was just a douche. It hurts me to put Dwight Howard on the list because he's one of my 64 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:43,840 favorite athletes in all of sports for years, but after his unceremonious to put it lightly, 65 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:49,440 departure from Orlando, how could I not include him? Was he just a mean guy? I think so. Again, 66 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:55,280 literal murderers and you're like this guy, he's just not a great teammate. Hey, throw Kobe on 67 00:05:55,280 --> 00:06:03,360 there too. It basically just says he had like a not good leaving Orlando. Yeah. He's not a good 68 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:10,640 Orlando. Are we getting any like of the murders? Not yet. Aaron is killed like six people. 69 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:17,360 Bobby Knight retired NCAA coach. Oh, he threw a chair. Womp, womp. Not like Joe Paterno or 70 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:23,120 that old guy. Morgan Wallen threw a chair last weekend and we're all saying to let him go. 71 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:29,920 Skip Bayless is number 19. He's just, just mean. There was a furniture store in Indianapolis 72 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:35,600 where, um, James Harrison, sorry. Oh, yeah. James Harrison. That's a good one. We're Bobby Knight 73 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:40,480 coached and they had a furniture sale called the Bobby Knight sale. You buy a sofa, they throw in 74 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:45,600 a free chair. That's pretty funny. Yeah. They could call it the, uh, the Morgan Wallen sale now. Yeah. 75 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:50,160 Now that guy threw a chair into the street of Nashville, I believe. Yeah. Good for him. Did 76 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,760 anybody get hurt in that? I think he like landed on a cop car, which is actually the worst place 77 00:06:53,760 --> 00:07:03,520 you could have landed. Morgan Wallen chair. I think it'd be kind of funny if they just brought it, 78 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,280 like, he wants to open his own bar after throwing a chair off the roof. What is he like, ah, if I 79 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:12,880 can't throw it off Eric Church's bar, I'll buy my own. We made person punishments like, 80 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:19,200 oh, like eye for an eye. Like he had to go, like he, like he said to stand there and throw a chair 81 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,280 at him from six stories up. Or if it hit a cop car, they throw a cop car at him. Also from six 82 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:27,200 stories up. Yeah. And it would be even worse is like he was at Eric Church's bar and he's Morgan 83 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,240 Wallen. So what if they like locked him up for a year and made him listen to Eric Church and 84 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:37,040 Morgan Wallen music? I would go crazy personally. Yeah. I don't think I'd last like half an hour. 85 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:43,280 10 Morgan Wallen and Eric Church songs. Kill me. Back to back to back to back to back. No, thank you. 86 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:53,040 Um, yeah. James Harrison was just, this is like just players that aren't very likeable. 87 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:59,760 Yeah. Number 16 is the Miami heat. It's not even number 15 is the new England Patriots. 88 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:05,840 Well, I was a collective. They did kill like six people. And then if you remove, you know, 89 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:12,160 Aaron Hernandez, they killed zero, but nonetheless. Yeah. Uh, Pete Rose is number 14. Wasn't he just a 90 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:19,440 gambler? Am I thinking of the wrong guy? Yeah. You just, this is the lamest list of sports fields 91 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:26,080 I've ever heard. Barry Bonds. He did steroids. Terrell Owens. What the fuck did Terrell Owens do? 92 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:31,440 The wide receiver. Yeah. Oh wait. Is he a wife beater too? I think he might be a wife beater. 93 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:42,640 Doesn't he doesn't mention wife beating. Nope. Keep on, keep on chugging. What are we at? 94 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,600 Donald Sterling, LA Clippers owner. He was like the racist guy, right? 95 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:50,640 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the case. Throw the Raiders owner in there too. If we can do owners. 96 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:56,960 Was Al Davis racist? No. He just sucked? Yeah. Yeah. Now you're just buying into it. You're like, 97 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,960 I don't like the way he did his professional things. If I can just list off guys that don't 98 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,960 like and call them villains, then yeah, absolutely. I'm going to do it. I guess. John Rocker retired 99 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:10,800 MLB. Don't know who that is. Marty McSorley retired NHL. Don't care. He's the guy from Back to the 100 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:19,520 Future, I believe. Sherwood Blount Jr. Former SMU booster. What is even that? I don't know. Albert 101 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:28,640 Hainsworth. I don't. When he was playing for the Titans, he was one of the greatest defensive 102 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:32,560 players in the game, but he often found himself in trouble. In 2006, Hainsworth was suspended and then 103 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:39,040 then for a then unprecedented five games for stomping on the head of a cowboy center. That's 104 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:46,640 funny. Yeah, I suppose. Luttrell Spreewell, Floyd Mayweather. What did he do? He's just rich. 105 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:53,200 Yeah, he's rich. Oh, wait, wait. We got the we got the rap sheet. 2002 convicted of two counts of 106 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:57,840 domestic violence and one count of misdemeanor battery. 2004 convicted of misdemeanor battery 107 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:03,200 of two women in a nightclub. 2005 acquitted of assaulting his girlfriend after she changed 108 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:08,960 her story on the stand. He also played no contest to misdemeanor assault. 2009 Mayweather's homeless 109 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:13,840 searched after his car and one of his associates was identified fleeing the scene of a Las Vegas 110 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:19,440 shooting. 2010 arrested and in charge of three misdemeanor harassment charges, felony grand 111 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:26,080 larceny, two felony coercion and one felony robbery charge. And he probably would have been arrested 112 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:32,320 for a confrontation with rapper Rick Ross had Diddy not intervened. Diddy, I don't even know 113 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:40,240 what he did. I just know that for a shit up. Yeah. So Diddy, right? I guess we're even start that 114 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:45,520 people are I guess. Yes. Diddy. He's being accused of for lack of a better word, you know, diddling. 115 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:52,880 And I think right now the biggest question in his mind is, you know, did Diddy do it? Or did Diddy 116 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:57,280 not do it? Did Diddy diddle? Did Diddy diddle? Or did Diddy not diddle? See, I mean, personally, 117 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:03,280 I think Diddy diddle, but I'm gonna feel really bad. A possibility. I mean, he hung out with that 118 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:10,640 one Prince guy, not Prince the artist, but one of the actual princes of England. And I think they 119 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:17,600 kind of turned out to be pervy. So who knows? So after Diana died Diddy diddle? Wrong Prince. 120 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,680 I don't know if it's one of the current princes or one of the princes that is the brother of the 121 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:27,680 brother of the king princes. I also don't care that much. Let's keep going down the list. Bobby 122 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:34,080 Paterno. Patrino. Who the fuck is that? He was the Oh, no. I was thinking Joe Paterno. 123 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:39,120 Former Falcons coach Bobby Paterno resigned 13 games into his tenure. 124 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:47,280 He said goodbye to his players and I know with a type note, it just looks like he sucked. 125 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:53,440 I'm just I'm perusing the Wikipedia page for Tonya Harding number three. Well, yeah, 126 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:58,720 that's justifiable. I'd say yeah, destroy somebody's leg. Yeah. I'm just browsing 127 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:02,640 through the Wikipedia page for athletes who have committed who have been charged with criminal 128 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:08,560 things. These are super lame. They have a guy from the 1800s on here. Sorry, continue. 129 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:14,320 Who the fuck is Don King? Why is he the number one villain in sports? He's Mike Tyson's agent 130 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:19,680 and he's just a very provocative fella. Oh, no. Do you know who? So what are all murderers in 131 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:26,960 the sports? You know who Salim Rashid is? He was he was found guilty of food stamp fraud, 132 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:31,760 immigration fraud and two counts of school employee engaging in sexual act. Engage only. 133 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:36,320 Good for him. Yeah. No, not good for him. Actually. It's actually pretty bad. I said that without 134 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:41,920 thinking about it. I was reading something. Yeah, that guy sucks. Very good. Very good. 135 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:46,000 But Darren Sharper is I've never heard of this guy. I think he played for the Saints. 136 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:52,160 Well, he's convicted of multiple counts of rape. So that's not cool. Oh, we do not condone. 137 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,120 Yeah, that's that's less than ideal. Actually, what do we got in the world of bodybuilding? 138 00:12:55,120 --> 00:13:00,400 No, we played for the Packers too. Couple murders kind of lame basketball. Anything 139 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:04,160 we're noteworthy. I'm sure there's a lot there. You're allowed to smoke weed now. Yeah. 140 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,840 Had I known that I would have become a professional basketball player. I bet you 141 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:15,600 feel foolish now. Yeah. Mookie Blaylock pick the homicide. I see. Yeah. A lot of drunk driving, 142 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:22,240 a lot of aggravated assault. This guy's name is Nate Driggers. Thanks for that. Yep. That's all. 143 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:32,240 Just want to say that. I see. Fast Eddie Johnson. Fat City. Fast Eddie Johnson. Burglary robbery, 144 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:38,160 drug position, assault with a minor. How fat do you have to be to be nicknamed Fat City? 145 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:46,320 A couple of rapes. Sodomy. Doesn't Sodomy just mean something other than vaginal sex? Yeah. 146 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:52,640 What? What is this? Canoeing? Oh my what's going on in the world? Texas in the 1800s? 147 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,880 What did the canoers do? He went too fast. 148 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:04,400 Eddie Scott was charged with breach of public order act. They sentenced to criminal discharge 149 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:14,800 with costs amounting to 300 euros. Discharge. Who is Eddie Scott? He's an English slalom canoeist. 150 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:22,000 I see. Yeah. Pretty intense stuff there. Why does Bill Belichick show up when you Google bad guys 151 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:30,240 in sports? He's just a good coach. Yeah. Terrell Owens again. Alex Rodriguez. You got to say, 152 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:36,880 there's a lot of rape going on in the world of competitive darts. I see. Which is just 153 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:40,960 astounding to me because if you think about groups that are just drowning in hoes, you 154 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,880 immediately go to competitive dart players. I'm surprised they would need to resort to that. 155 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:51,920 Yeah. Okay. Here's another thing. Yep. Apollo Creed shows up on the list. Apollo Creed shows 156 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,640 up on the list. Apollo Creed is a fictional character from the Rocky franchise. He's also 157 00:14:55,680 --> 00:15:00,480 the best guy in the Rocky franchise. Yeah, it's fucking Carl Weathers, dude. Carl Weathers fucks. 158 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:07,280 I don't. I hate it. Is that the guy that walks into the Marine Corps Hymn in one of the movies? 159 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,400 I saw a clip of it. I don't think he actually walks out to the Marine Corps Hymn. I think he 160 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:18,960 walks out to the... I know he does Living in America. I'm pretty sure I saw one where he 161 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,640 walks out to the Marine Corps Hymn. Are you sure that wasn't just a... Like a zesty rendition of 162 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:29,760 it, not like the actual one? Maybe. I was watching it. Also, how did Conor McGregor not make that 163 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:38,160 list? Because he's a saint? The dude once... Didn't he throw an ashtray through a bus window? 164 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:44,240 So? Don't we all get a little silly from time to time? Beat multiple people in public? What's 165 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:50,640 wrong with that? Have you ever seen that video of him hurtling a guy at the Golden Globes trying to 166 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:56,000 beat the shit out of MGK? No. It was funny as hell, and it was like props to him. Good friend. But 167 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,800 he like... This guy who's way bigger than him, he just jumped over and starts dropping haymeckers 168 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:06,880 on MGK's head. Very good. Did you see the thing with Diddy's plane? What? When they started 169 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:13,360 raiding his house, his plane left California, I think, and went to some Caribbean island that 170 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:19,200 does extradite to the US. Everybody's like, what's going on here? Is he hopping? Is he going to hide 171 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:28,160 there? What's happening? Plane flies back to LA immediately. Stopped for fuel, went back. They 172 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:33,200 raided the plane. Diddy wasn't even on it at all. He was in Miami the whole time. It was just a 173 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:41,200 decoy. I did see that video. It said Diddy spotted in Miami, and it was just him pacing. He was 174 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:45,120 ... He was riding a little beach bike with the basket on the front of it, you know what I'm 175 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:50,080 talking about? Yeah, sure. He was just riding that. Was it actually him? I think so, yeah. 176 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,240 Dude's getting investigated by the feds, and he's just hanging out. Yeah, dude. 177 00:16:54,240 --> 00:17:00,800 Just having a good time on the beach. What did he do? Is it a sex trafficking thing? I think he's 178 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:08,320 accused of just raping everyone. Is he like an Epstein deal? Because he hung out with a lot of 179 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:16,160 people. Was he just baby Epstein? I don't know. I always heard it was like... I heard that he 180 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:24,560 would throw these rager parties and then record everybody. If you were doing illegal shit in his 181 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:29,120 house, like all the cameras he had, he would blackmail people and whatever. Interesting. 182 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:36,720 I heard one story that he would kick people out at two in the morning after being really cool, 183 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:42,720 and then they'd be like, ah, there's guys fucking on the couch. I don't know the validity of that 184 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:48,720 story, but I heard it on a YouTube clip. I'm going to say it here. Yeah, the ditty thing's weird, 185 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:54,480 though. It's weird how they're all going down. Strange, right? It doesn't matter at all. 186 00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:01,280 Yeah, I mean, it's good if they're actually bad people. Are they bad or did they just like... 187 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,960 They know something about a politician, so they're just getting taken down. I actually wonder, 188 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,120 right? I feel like that's a little nuclear. What do you mean? 189 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,600 Who's sharing their deepest, darkest secrets with Diddy? 190 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:15,520 It literally is. I wouldn't put it past Hillary Clinton. 191 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,200 Just yucking it up with Sean Combs? Yeah. 192 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,200 I got to say, I don't really foresee the mingling. You never know. 193 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,240 Maybe. Let's see. Let's see if we can find P Diddy and Hillary. 194 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,280 Also just a large-scale businessman, I think. 195 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,800 Oh, wow. Would you look at that? Are they kissing? 196 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,840 It kind of looks like they might be kissing. It kind of looks like they might have just 197 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:46,080 kissed right there. There is a Barack. Well, that's not Diddy. Well, there he is. 198 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,400 He's got them all. Here's a picture of him with fucking three 199 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:57,760 separate presidents. There's none of him with Bill. Oh, wait. I stand corrected. There he is. 200 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:01,840 There he is with Bill. Is that Queen Latifah? I think so. I think that is Queen Latifah. 201 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:09,040 What are you up to, Diddy? What are you up to? That's some weird shit. What is this? 202 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,560 What did he do? Would he... 203 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,640 He received an honorary degree from Howard University. 204 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:21,200 Why? I don't know. I think they just do that, man. 205 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,920 Yeah. That's fair. What do you have to do to get an honorary degree? 206 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,880 I think you just have to be notable in something. Can you put it on your resume? 207 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:30,640 I think if you get it, you're past the point that you would put it on your resume. 208 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,680 Then what's the point? If they gave it to some random guy who 209 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,360 was trying to get a job, no, fuck it. We'll help you out. You have an honorary master's degree. 210 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:41,760 If I was looking for a job and I had an honorary master's, I'd throw that out there. 211 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:48,320 If I was looking for a job and I had an honorary master's, I'd throw that on my email line. 212 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,800 What do you do with that? If I had $40 million and a successful business, 213 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,840 honorary master's degree from North Carolina University. 214 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:02,560 What do you do with an honorary degree? I don't think anything. I think it's just 215 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:10,080 a way to get you to come to a graduation ceremony and talk. Willie Nelson has one from the Berkeley 216 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:17,200 College of Music. I don't want to apply that Diddy isn't an intellectual. He's clearly 217 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:21,600 a successful businessman. But what is Diddy going to talk about at your graduation ceremony? 218 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:27,520 Up until last week, I had forgotten that Diddy existed, if I'm being completely honest. I know 219 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:33,760 nothing about him, so I can't speak to that. I'm going to say that the guy who owns a minority 220 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:41,280 share of Serac is probably not out here. The vodka, I think that's his main source of income. 221 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:46,480 Serac, really? Doesn't he own a producing company? 222 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,640 Is anyone noteworthy signed to Bad Boy Records right now? 223 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,840 Since Biggie died. What records? 224 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,320 Bad Boy Records. 225 00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,640 Bad Boy Entertainment. 226 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:11,920 That's a lot of words. That's a lot of words. Puff Daddy, there he is. Why does he have like 227 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,960 15 different names? He would rebrand regularly, I think. 228 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:20,080 Why? Oh, because his name was Puff Daddy. Who the fuck wants to listen to a guy named Puff Daddy? 229 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,480 All right. Here's what Google's returning. We got Black Rob. 230 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:33,840 Oh yeah. We got The Locks, Mace, Lil' Kim, Faith Evans. Yeah, looks like they don't got a lot going on. 231 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,560 Biggie was kind of their thing, and he's not doing well these days. So, you know, there's that. 232 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,800 Because he's dead? Yeah, he was actually murdered. 233 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,320 Doesn't really do good things for you. A couple years ago, probably. 234 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,080 Yeah. When was that? 2007, 2008? Didn't Diddy kill him? 235 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:58,240 No, a lot of people think Diddy killed Pac. Really? They just let him keep going? 236 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,440 Prove it. Ask him. 237 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,640 I don't know if you asked him sincerely. I'll call him up. Let me just... 238 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:10,960 Hey Sean. Hey man, how are you? Did you kill Tupac? 239 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:15,760 You think he's still on Instagram? Maybe. Is he old? 240 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:20,880 Oh yeah, he's not young. Oh yeah, there he is. 241 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,840 You get a message of... He's 54. He's looking good for 54. 242 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,640 I guess sowing your soul to the devil will do that. 243 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,680 Or if you have like a good skincare routine. 244 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:39,760 Or also having no financial stress whatsoever for 70 years. 245 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,200 That can't be it. 70? 246 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,280 Okay. What do you think you got paid, Mr.? Like, 30? 247 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,880 Financially responsible by the age of negative 26? 248 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,760 Let's say, okay, he got famous when he was like 19, 20. 249 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,160 He probably hasn't had to stress about money since... So in 30 years. 250 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,720 So right around the time when most of us are having stress and showing aging signs of it, 251 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,400 he doesn't have it. He also has all the money in the world and can pay to look younger. 252 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,800 The man gets three haircuts a day. Really? 253 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,600 I'm going to say that one more time for dramatic effect. Three haircuts a day. 254 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,160 I'm going to say he probably cares a lot about his personal appearance. 255 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,920 He probably puts a lot of money into looking young. 256 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:22,640 He owned the brand, half of the brand, Day Leon, the vodka and tequila brand. 257 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,320 He sold it. He liquidated. 258 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,280 He didn't own Siroc? I thought he owned Siroc. 259 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,960 He might also own Siroc. Does Diddy. 260 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,240 I was thinking about that because somebody at work was talking about like, 261 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:43,360 oh yeah, they all look so young because they eat babies or they just look young professionally. 262 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,720 I just think it could be a factor. 263 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,000 It looks like he owned both and he no longer owns them. 264 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,920 Or he's like a part owner of both. No longer. 265 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,200 Having a bunch of money probably makes looking young easy. 266 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,840 If I had to look at Bill Gates, that guy looks like shit. 267 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:10,000 Look at Jeff Bezos. He got a divorce and then showed up two weeks later with a six pack. 268 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,560 Yeah, but so. Elon Musk doesn't look very good. 269 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:20,560 I think it's also got to be just the guys who won it because Jack Nicholson is one of the most 270 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,200 famous guys in the world. Jack Nicholson looks like shit. 271 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,840 Don't get me wrong, it works for him, man. He's got his rules down pat. 272 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:34,000 Nobody nails Boston mobster better than Jack Nicholson. 273 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,080 He's also 86. 274 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,360 Okay, well he'd be looking like shit since he was in his 50s. 275 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:44,400 Yeah, I like the video with the picture of him standing on the balcony. 276 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,440 Same Jack Nicholson. 277 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,300 Same. 278 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,520 What about Tom Cruise? Do you remember when he just looked real shitty for like a week 279 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:57,440 and then just went back to looking like Tom Cruise? Let me see if I can find the picture. 280 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,640 I don't really follow Tom Cruise. I think the guy's a little strange. 281 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:09,600 Yeah. This is like 2020. He just randomly looked like that and then just went back to looking like 282 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,600 Tom Cruise like shortly after. What the fuck? How? 283 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:17,440 They probably have it down to a science, man. 284 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,040 I guess, but why did he go out in public looking all old and puffy? 285 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,280 It's probably a lot of work. He's like, I'm going to a ball game. Nobody will notice me. 286 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,080 And then they did. 287 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,600 I guess. And he didn't look like Tom Cruise there. How are they like, oh, there's that 288 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,560 there's a chubby guy who kind of looks like Tom Cruise. We should probably throw him on the 289 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:39,200 internet. How they know he was there. I don't know, man. You just like smells funny. 290 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:44,880 Do you think he considered wearing a baseball hat and sunglasses so that nobody would know who he 291 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,520 was? I think if he'd done that, no one would have known who he was. Maybe a shirt. I mean, a coat. 292 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,160 Possibly a long trench coat and a fedora. Potentially. Yeah. 293 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,280 Then they might have thought he was two really little guys in one though. 294 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,520 I think he's already pretty small. That's a risk. That's a risk you have to take, you know. 295 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:04,640 I can do micro midgets. All right. Micro little people. Excuse me. 296 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,560 Midgets, man. You don't like Tom Cruise. He's a good actor. I don't, 297 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,200 I don't think I'd hang out with the guy. He's a little wacky with his personal beliefs 298 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:21,040 and his church and all that. I don't know. You know, Scientology. Have you ever heard that 299 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:25,040 seen that video of him just having like a meltdown about COVID on set of like mission impossible? 300 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:30,960 No. I don't know. It was a little weird. He just like some poor dude coughed into his mask and he 301 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:36,080 just lost his shit. That sounds about right. Yeah. I think when you get that big, you probably are 302 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,880 just kind of a douche. I think so. Yeah. I don't know. Like how old was Tom Cruise when he got 303 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,920 famous? Probably like early twenties, right? Probably. I feel like if you get famous in your 304 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,960 early twenties, you're probably going to turn out to be a douche. Unless you've had like some hard 305 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,800 life experiences that teach you to not be a douche before you get famous, you're probably 306 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:55,600 going to be a douche. I've heard Adam Sandler is a really nice guy. I believe that. He wasn't 307 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,600 famous till like thirties, right? I don't know. I don't know. He was on SNL pretty early. 308 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:05,840 I don't know. Back in the glory days of SNL. It's weird that some people are just awful in some 309 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,720 art. To be fair, he also got fired from SNL and almost went bankrupt a couple of times. So that 310 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,920 probably helps. Good for him. Isn't he like a billionaire now? I don't know. He's got more 311 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:20,400 money than me. Sure. The man plays street basketball with the Wilson evolution. Yeah, bro. He has more 312 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:25,440 money than me. It's worth $400 million. What is a Wilson evolution? It's a very nice basketball 313 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:30,240 that you wouldn't use for playing street basketball. Why not? Because it's very, very nice and expensive. 314 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:38,320 How expensive? I don't know. Like 50, 60 bucks. It's just like an expensive basketball. Yeah. 315 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:45,920 Like 80, 90, 100 bucks. Yeah. I'm not playing basketball. If I can go buy a $25 316 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:52,640 or shitty little Nike ball, I'm not going to bring the $100 basketball to the park. Are you kidding me? 317 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:58,000 Yes. Me personally, I would just opt to not play basketball. I suppose. But then how are you going 318 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,560 to be Adam Sandler? I guess you didn't even think of that, did you? You have a point there. Yeah. 319 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:08,640 That's true. Everyone knows you only made Adam Sandler on the court. It's true. If it weren't 320 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,320 for basketball, he wouldn't be the man he is today. He has a straight brother. Have you seen the Adam 321 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:18,080 Sandler movie where he plays like a basketball scout? What's the name of the movie? I don't 322 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:25,600 remember. But it's decent. I really like how Adam Sandler made Uncut Gems. Hustle. Oh no, 323 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:30,240 I've never seen it. It's a 2022 movie. It's good. Uncut Gems, a movie where he showed the entire world 324 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,600 like, hey, I actually am a really good actor and I can do serious roles really well. And then went 325 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,600 back to being silly. Yeah. And then he's like right back to being the same character I've played for 326 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,800 the last 45 years. Hustle is also a serious role. Is it really? Yeah, it's pretty decent. I think 327 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:47,680 it's on Netflix, or it was at one point. Oh, it's a Netflix exclusive, I think. Last night, 328 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:54,080 me and my wife watched The Ringer, which is about Johnny Knoxville rigging the Special Olympics by 329 00:28:54,080 --> 00:29:01,440 going undercover as a disabled man. I see. Have you ever watched it? Nope. Is it real? Like he 330 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:06,160 actually did that? No, no, no. It's not like a jackass style documentary. It's not Sacha Baron Cohen. 331 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:13,680 Okay. It's just like, it's a, it's just a movie, but it is, it is hilarious, dude. Like. I see. 332 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:20,320 And they used a couple, a couple of actually like, you know, what's the proper nomenclature here? 333 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,600 Special needs individuals? Special needs individuals as the actors and a couple who weren't. 334 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:32,240 But like it was, it was pretty funny. I see. It was pretty good. I think it's worth checking out, 335 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:37,360 man. It would have been significantly morbidly funnier if he just actually did like a Sacha 336 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:42,400 Baron Cohen undercover. If there was one guy who could, it would be Sacha Baron Cohen. Yeah. 337 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,840 You think anybody, you think we're ever going to get anybody like that again? Just an absolute mad 338 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,840 man like Sacha Baron Cohen? He's still here. I guess, but like, you think he's really doing 339 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,520 that stuff still? I think there's a lot of people that would do it. I don't think a lot of them have 340 00:29:55,520 --> 00:30:01,200 the background to do it. Like Sacha Baron Cohen was like, went to Harvard, is like a super smart guy. 341 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:09,280 Is he really? Pretty sure. I know Sacha Baron Cohen for his impersonation of Ali G, the British 342 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:14,000 gangster rapper. Like I thought that was his background. I'm pretty sure he's like. 343 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:21,200 There's like a disproportionate amount of wildly educated people in Hollywood. Like how did that 344 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:27,440 happen? He went to Christ College, Cambridge. Okay. So, so Cambridge university, I believe. Sure. Yeah. 345 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:34,800 Yeah. But like a good school, he's an educated guy and he's like, you know what? I'm just going to be 346 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:40,080 a fucking jackass for my entire adult life. Props to him. I love it. I love his shit. He's fucking 347 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,600 hilarious. You think I wouldn't be doing that same thing if I could? Oh, I would. But that's the 348 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:48,480 thing. You got to have like the background and the ability to do it. Cause if we just went and did it, 349 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:54,240 we'd probably get killed. But he's got, I'm sure like security that's around when he's doing that 350 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:59,280 kind of stuff that can stop it if needed. We would just get shot if we did that in Jacksonville. 351 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:05,120 Remember what? When he's, is Borat and he's like, he's lost, he's walking down the street and there's 352 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,480 like the black dude sitting in the corner and he goes, he walks up and like they're teaching him 353 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,240 how to talk and stuff. And he goes to the hotel, just what's up, mate? And he hits him with the, 354 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:19,200 the verbiage, you know, like we could never do that. We would be, we would be scalped. Rightfully so. 355 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:24,960 Yes. One of my favorite lines, one of the funniest lines, I don't know if I'd say favorite is when 356 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,960 Zach Galifianakis does that to the guy in the car in one of the hangover movies, just like casually. 357 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,840 And then the guy's like, what the fuck did you say? He's like, don't worry, I'm not a cop. 358 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:40,560 You know what I'm talking about? I do. Yes. That's a, that's a quality. I'd play it, you know. Yeah. 359 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:46,960 Reasons. Yeah. I was watching Django Unchained at work today or not today, but this week. 360 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:51,680 Oh, that's not the wizard one. That's the, okay. Yep. I'm on that's Rango. Rango. That's Rango, buddy. 361 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:57,200 I'm on track now. Yeah. And like, I, I've heard the story that Leonardo DiCaprio didn't want to use 362 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:04,240 that particular verbiage and like rightfully so Samuel L. Jackson and what's the other guy? 363 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,880 He plays electro and Spiderman, Jamie Foxx. There we go. Samuel L. Jackson and Jamie Foxx 364 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:18,720 are two intimidating guys. I would have a very hard time calling them slurs as well. You know? 365 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,240 Yeah. I wouldn't want to do that. Yeah. Even if like, no matter how much I'd be paid for it, 366 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,720 I would probably, I wouldn't feel great about it either. You know, hateful eights. Another one of 367 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:31,760 those like Samuel L. Jackson is also in that the hard arc gets thrown around. I mean the entire 368 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:38,000 movie is just like, holy fucking shit. I think if Quentin Tarantino directs it, quite possibly the 369 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,920 hard arcs be thrown around a lot. You think so? Just a, it's just a connection that I'm making. 370 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:47,680 What else does Tarantino direct? Kill Bill, um, Pulp Fiction. 371 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:59,760 Quentin. He's such a funny looking guy. Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Hollywood, Once Upon a Time in 372 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,520 Hollywood, excuse me, Pulp Fiction, Django and Chain, and Glorious Bastards. Oh, that's a good 373 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,200 one. Is it said in there? Huh? I don't know. Is it said in the Glorious Bastards? I don't, 374 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:12,400 there's a lot of, a lot of hateful things said in Glorious Bastards. I don't think there's a black 375 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,160 character in Glorious Bastards actually. There might be on the American side. I don't know. I 376 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:20,640 haven't seen Glorious Bastards in like 10 years. I just, yeah. Did you know the guy who killed 377 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:27,040 Bill the Bat? That was written for Adam Sandler. Why? Probably because Adam Sandler wanted to try 378 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:32,800 being a serious actor back then, but he had to do Big Daddy instead. He was contractually obligated. 379 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:39,840 Interesting. So are we going to get a Mormon missionary on here? Oh, I hope so. Okay. Oh, 380 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:46,160 I won't want it so bad. Did your Mormon ever respond? I didn't actually ask yet. Oh. But I 381 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:50,640 figure if I'm like, if I message him, I'm like, hey, bring the book to my house. We'll talk. 382 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,000 And I'm like, actually, you're going to be on my podcast. Sit down. Is he going to say no? 383 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,520 I don't know. Like their goal is to spread the word of Mormon God. Yeah. Yeah. 384 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,760 Yeah. Well, no, I think, am I confusing them with Jehovah's Witnesses? 385 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,640 I think they're kind of the same thing. I don't know how this is going to work with the camera, 386 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:14,080 but I'm going to go pee. I'm going to try and edit it out after. It might just be like 40 seconds of 387 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,960 you sitting here. We'll see. Okay. Well, I'll be here. I'll be back. Are we pausing the audio? 388 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:26,400 Okay. What were we talking about? Sasha Baron Cohen, Mormons. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know how 389 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:30,480 that's going to work. It might just be growing pins. Yeah. We'll figure it out. I know there's a way 390 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,400 to clip it. I just got to figure it out. You know, we're talking about getting Mormons on. Yeah. 391 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:39,680 I remember there was one time I was in high school and I was rocking my brand new Cannibal 392 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:47,920 Corpse t-shirt and this dude, it's like Jehovah's Witness Esk. Esk. Esk. Yeah. Mormon dude came by 393 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:54,080 passing out pan flips warning about the dangers of teenage vampirism because you know, 394 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:58,240 Twilight, obviously teenagers drinking blood, nothing right. And as we did, you remember those 395 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:02,640 days when we would just go to the local watering hole and drain some pour full of his blood. Some 396 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:07,840 of my fondest memories. Yes. Well, yeah, I opened up the door and he's like, hi. Oh, 397 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:15,280 is your father here? And I'm like, no, it was okay. And he handed me a pamphlet and walked away fast. 398 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,160 Interesting. I think of that fondly. Are there female Mormon missionaries? 399 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:24,960 I don't know. You only ever see the male ones, right? I've never, besides the dude who came to 400 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,480 my door that one time, I've never think I've ever seen one. I went to high school with a couple of 401 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:35,040 Mormons. I did not want them on the podcast. But I know a few ex-Mormons. I don't know any active. 402 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,280 Any current Mormons? Yeah. I think we should get a Mormon on here. What's Ben Romney doing these days? 403 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:46,000 We can talk to him. Ben Romney. I think he's busy being wildly wealthy and a senator probably. 404 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,680 No, no, that can't be it. I'm sure he has time to talk to us. We could try shoot him an email. 405 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:56,320 Yeah, I'll call him up. Actually, I think he is a senator, right? Yeah, we could just do him. 406 00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:03,040 Yeah, just go through his Senate office. Okay. Pod, we probably had to pay to get him out here, 407 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:07,440 though. Do you think we could do this? Hear me out. Hear me out. Interview a bunch of politicians. 408 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,440 Let's not even talk politics. Let's just like, they're trying to push it. They're trying to push 409 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:18,240 an agenda. And we're just like, anyways, bro, anyways, salt water, you digging it? It feels 410 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:22,160 great on the skin, doesn't it? And he's like, yeah, anyways, taxation. No, no, no, no, no. 411 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:29,280 Just chill. What about this? What if we just actually genuinely try to get politicians on 412 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,840 here and we just build up a bunch of steam, just having cool conversations with politicians, 413 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:40,800 and then eventually we'll just have candidates and stuff on here? We could just be aggressively 414 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:46,880 political, unpolitical podcast. Aggressively political, unpolitical. You want to spin that 415 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:54,400 back? Aggressively political is then we will have lots of political guests, but unpolitical 416 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:59,520 because we won't let them talk about politics. I dig that. I dig that. And we could just try and 417 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,640 piss them off to see how they actually react. They'd be like, hey, you don't want to vote for 418 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:11,200 this guy. He stabbed me. I made a bunch of cat noises at him and he hurt me physically. Don't 419 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:16,160 vote for him. You never really see politicians for who they are. You know what I mean? You get 420 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:23,120 the thing that they want to- Yeah, they go into places and they push their shit. Yeah. If we sat 421 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:28,080 Donald Trump down, I guarantee you we would have the bro-iest conversations of our lives. 422 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:32,080 Who? Donald Trump. You're telling me if you had the chance, you wouldn't bro it up with Donald 423 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:38,160 Trump? Oh, I would. Yeah, 100% you would. Anybody famous I would love to bro it up with. I'm sending 424 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:43,920 actively Mitt Romney a request to be on our podcast. Or like, you know who I guarantee be fun and 425 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:50,080 also a little bit scary? Who? Bill Clinton. Like prime Bill Clinton, not Bill Clinton now. He seems 426 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:54,560 a little decrepit. Yeah, that's fair. Will he even respond? Because I'm putting my address in, 427 00:37:54,560 --> 00:38:00,160 I'm not going to lie to a senator or their office. Will he even respond? Like, I don't live in Utah. 428 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:10,560 I would say send it. Let's find out. I think it could be a lot of fun. We just got hit a little 429 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:16,720 talking wickets. You know? No. This could be fun. Do you or your friends- If we can get a fucking 430 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:21,680 senator on here, that would be great. Do what? We got to start small on that, man. We got to start 431 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,920 small. Let's find a nice- We can start small. We can start with a local politician. Yeah. But why 432 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:30,160 not ask me- Give me the head of the school board, you know? What's the worst thing that happens? The 433 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:35,760 most likely thing that happens? They respond and say no, or they just don't respond more likely. 434 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:41,600 He drone strikes your house. Topic? Even worse, he drone strikes only your tomato plants. 435 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:51,280 That would be war. That's a joke. Topic? Do I put veterans? I would say, 436 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:59,360 I would call it interview opportunity. Well, I can select other. Oh. Click veterans then. 437 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:08,320 Milk this card. Milk this card. Milk, milk, milk. Donnie is talking about milk. Let the record reflect. 438 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,360 Please stop. 439 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:19,680 Mitt my man. I would not preface it with Mitt my man. I feel like that's not a good way to get 440 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:31,920 attention. How do I do it? Dear Senator Romney. You're right. Call him my Mitt-er. Nope. We would 441 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:39,680 like to have you on our podcast. If he responds and says he'll do it, we're probably going to have to 442 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:45,600 fly to Utah or drive to DC. I'll put a link for that. Okay. But he will not respond. Let's just 443 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,840 establish that right now. We're just going to get an email back with just a giant middle finger emoji. 444 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:56,000 Imagine the traction that would give us. Good afternoon, Mr. Stolke. We've listened to your 445 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:05,760 podcast. It sucks. Don't ever contact me or my son again. Me or my son. Or have you in our podcast 446 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:12,480 studio? Our podcast studio, meaning your spare bedroom. We're going to squeeze Mitt Romney 447 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:18,320 between this table and this multicolored quilt. We still can't set up the camera quite right. 448 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,920 It's just the back of his head the entire time. 449 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:24,080 That'd be fun. All right. Here it is. Dear Senator Romney, we would like to have you on our podcast. 450 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:29,040 We can come to you either in Utah or Washington DC or have you in our podcast studio in Jacksonville, 451 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,080 North Carolina. Please let us know what works best for you and we'll make it happen. Well, 452 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:36,400 hang on. The topics we would like to discuss. Wait, scrap the dear Mr. Romney. Put in like, 453 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,800 good afternoon, Mr. Romney. Make us sound a little bit more profesh. 454 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:46,160 Good afternoon, office of Mr. Romney. Of Senator Romney. That's his title. Senator Romney. Yeah. 455 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,600 Who's that guy? Ken Bone. Remember Ken Bone? 456 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,400 The guy that turned out to be in The Pregnant Women Online. 457 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,000 I don't know. I don't know. 458 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,040 I don't know. 459 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,000 I don't know. 460 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,040 I don't know. 461 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,000 I don't know. 462 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,040 Ken Bone? The guy that turned out to be in The Pregnant Women Online. 463 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,560 I don't know anything about that, but I remember him asking. 464 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,440 The dork in the sweater. 465 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:15,840 Yeah, asking if both of the presidential candidates would say something nice about each other. 466 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,340 Yeah. 467 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,160 I don't know about The Pregnant Women though, but that's funny either way. 468 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,560 What you got for us? What you spin? 469 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,800 Deep in concentration. 470 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:35,280 I added, my co-host and I are both active duty Marines and would love to talk about the issues 471 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,120 facing our country with you if possible. 472 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,480 I don't want to talk about the issues facing our country at all. I want to... 473 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,200 I want to... I don't know. 474 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,960 Yeah, but he's not going to talk to us if we want to make fun of you in your... 475 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,720 I don't even want to make fun of the guy. 476 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:54,240 I don't either. I think it would be a genuinely cool opportunity to talk to him. I'm sending it. 477 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,600 I mean, power to you. 478 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,960 If they reach back, they're going to be like, all right, tell us more. 479 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,600 They're going to send you... They're not going to reach back. They're just going to send you 480 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,760 what they send the kids who write letters to the president. You get a box full of stickers. 481 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:07,440 That'd be cool. 482 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,640 Molly, Molly, look what I got. It's a button. 483 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,880 All right, we're sending it. Wait, I got to transfer the podcast email. 484 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:24,000 I don't know. There's a mayoral race happening in Jacksonville right now, isn't there? 485 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,560 I don't know. 486 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,600 We can push that. 487 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,600 The form was sent to you. 488 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,680 The form was sent successfully. 489 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,800 Sweet. I guess we'll see. 490 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,880 Let's email the Jacksonville mayoral candidates after this. 491 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,040 Maybe I'll just run. 492 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:37,600 Oh, no, you can't. 493 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,100 Why? 494 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,160 You're in the military. 495 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:40,960 I'll just get out. 496 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,560 Oh, okay. Dumbass. 497 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:48,400 If I ran and won without my command finding out about it, it's like, well, I'm the mayor 498 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,400 of Jacksonville now. Are they going to make me stay in? 499 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,760 I don't know. 500 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,040 I could petition headquarters and be like, look, I fucked up. Just don't pay me for the next year. 501 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:55,760 I'll get out. 502 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,260 Thanks. 503 00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:58,980 You probably should get ads up really fast. 504 00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:02,500 Could I, if I won, could I then appoint somebody as mayor instead? 505 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,260 I don't know how the local laws here work. 506 00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:06,340 I've never been the mayor of Jacksonville before, dude. 507 00:43:06,340 --> 00:43:09,940 Whatever it takes. I just need to have the guy that makes the zoning laws 508 00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:12,500 kicked out so I can get a fence on my property. 509 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,780 Because, you know, like it's a big deal because I want it in my backyard and it does not in any 510 00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:19,780 way, shape or form obstruct the road. So obviously it's a huge issue because I'm on a corner. 511 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:21,780 Makes sense to me. 512 00:43:21,780 --> 00:43:22,420 I want a fence. 513 00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:26,020 I'm going to put it up and if they say anything about it, I'm just going to cut the bottom two 514 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,220 feet off and mound up dirt. You know? 515 00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:29,720 Yeah. 516 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,420 We've talked about this. 517 00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:34,980 Yeah, this shit pisses me off, man. This shit fucking makes me so goddamn mad. 518 00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:39,220 Why can't I have a fucking fence? I paid for the land. Why can't I have a fence? 519 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:40,920 Idiots. 520 00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:44,020 I don't know, dude. I got nothing for you. 521 00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:44,980 Fucking dorks. 522 00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:50,900 What do you think the city's zoning laws say about razor wire? 523 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:56,100 I'm sure you can't have it. 524 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:58,580 Why not? I don't know. 525 00:43:59,620 --> 00:44:04,180 I just want a giant razor wire fence. I want to be chain linked with like the little 526 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:05,780 the strips running through it so you can't see through. 527 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:10,980 And yeah, I just want a really foreboding presence on my front lawn. 528 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:11,480 I see. 529 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,180 Let's see if we can get our congressman on here. 530 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:17,460 Can we do this after the show? 531 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:17,960 Why? 532 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:23,080 Because we keep having long, prolonged periods of 45 to 90 seconds of silence. 533 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,580 It's... 534 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,720 Maybe you should make something up. 535 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,880 What do we do to freestyle rap? 536 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,280 Yeah! Why not? 537 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,520 Okay. 538 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,080 What else we got? 539 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,060 We uh... 540 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,800 I don't know. We already talked about OJ, Diddy, and Michael Vick being a bad guy. 541 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,400 I really don't think we have anything else to talk about. 542 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,440 And the morms. 543 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,320 Yep, and the morms. 544 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,240 You want to talk about Maury Lightfoot? 545 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:46,360 Who the fuck is that? 546 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,600 The old mayor of Chicago who looked like Beetlejuice. 547 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,640 Oh yeah, what about her? 548 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,760 I don't know. She's scary. 549 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,560 Yeah, she's weird looking. 550 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,640 I wonder what she's up to these days. 551 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,200 I don't know. 552 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:54,680 Let's see. 553 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,560 Not being mayor of Chicago. 554 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,060 That's for sure. 555 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,720 What is Maury Lightfoot? 556 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,400 Probably making more money than you have. 557 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,040 Oh, certainly. 558 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,080 Maury Lightfoot will teach as a 559 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,040 Menschel Senior Leadership Fellow at the Harvard University. 560 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:06,840 Holy shit, what? 561 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,360 Okay. 562 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,880 It makes sense. She ran Chicago really well. 563 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,040 I heard it became a much better city when she was mayor. 564 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:18,520 Yes, Chicago is very well known for being hospitable and safe. 565 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:18,920 That's a... 566 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,600 You grew up like kind of near Chicago, right? 567 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,200 I grew up like three hours from Chicago. 568 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,560 That's pretty close. Closer than me. 569 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:23,960 I guess. 570 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,840 An hour closer than me. 571 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,120 Do you go to Chicago a lot? 572 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,120 I've been to Chicago like five or six times. 573 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:32,920 It's pretty cool. 574 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,240 So you swim in the Green Lake River? 575 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:35,480 No. 576 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:35,980 Why? 577 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,840 Because it's Chicago, man. 578 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,920 You know, I don't leave the building that I'm in in Chicago. 579 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,960 I don't want to be murdered for being there. 580 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,360 Whatever. You know, it is good. 581 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,000 It's Yum Yum Chinese in Cincinnati, Ohio. 582 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,160 If it's still there, best Chinese I've ever had. 583 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,400 It was the most decrepit old building I've ever seen. 584 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,560 That's where the best Chinese restaurants always are. 585 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,440 There were two people. 586 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,960 They were like 105 and they did not speak any English 587 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,680 and they whipped up the most delightful Chinese food of my life. 588 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,080 It also may have been because I hadn't eaten in like 18 hours. 589 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:07,720 That was so good. 590 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,280 No, it couldn't be that. 591 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,240 But it was goddamn good. 592 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,880 Was this on your trip? What? 593 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,320 Is this your most recent trip? 594 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,680 No, this is like 2016. 595 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,320 Oh, OK. 596 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,160 Pretty cool, man. Pretty cool. 597 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,000 Sam might have been there, actually. 598 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,920 Oh, permanently. 599 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,960 How could they do this to me? 600 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,760 How could they do this? 601 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,400 You understand we have a camera now, right? 602 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,520 It's like when you do those things. 603 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,040 Oh, yeah, they did see that, didn't they? 604 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,000 You want to wrap it up? 605 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,120 Yeah, yeah, we should. 606 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:38,840 Why? 607 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,720 Because I need to take my daughter, feed her and put her down for a nap. 608 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,760 There's a Reddit post about you, man. 609 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,400 Just give me a second. 610 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,280 What are they saying? 611 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,240 Apparently three years ago it was still open, but it is not now. 612 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:53,480 All right. 613 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,000 I hate to see it. Maybe they both died. 614 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,720 I hope not. 615 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:56,600 Thanks for listening, guys. 616 00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:09,480 Yeah, thanks guys.