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Welcome back to the party's over.

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I'm your host, Kyler Dongie.

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My co-host is always Jonathan Bird in the hand Stolge.

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How are you, John?

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Doing well, how are you?

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Doing good, I'm doing good.

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Today we have a special guest, which is my wife, Samantha Dongie.

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How are you, Samantha?

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I am well, how are you?

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I'm good, I'm good.

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Well, let's get straight into it.

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Bears, you hunting them?

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We're hunting them.

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Hell yeah.

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Currently looking at Henry 4570, 4570 government specifically.

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When you brought up the whole I also want to hunt other things, how it would just have

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a deer if you shot it with a 4570.

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It seems like if I'm going to be out here hunting, I would like to get either meat or

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pelts, ideally both, but if I were to shoot something with like a half pound of lead,

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I fear that it would in fact give me neither one of those things, neither skin nor pelts.

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My plan, I was talking to the guy I was on duty with about this because he is an avid

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gun guy.

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We came to the conclusion that it would make the most sense to just bring a shotgun as

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well for other game and then in the off chance that you see a bear, you don't want to shoot

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it with a fucking a slug.

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That makes sense.

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From a 12 gauge because it'll just run up and eat you.

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You just eat the slugs well, yeah.

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It would be like damn that tickled, now I'm going to kill you.

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Something I've always wondered, why don't we use like regular military caliber to hunt?

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I'm sure there's some regulations or something I don't actually know.

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I could say pretty confidently that a 7.62 to the chest would stop most living things.

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Maybe two or three, but regardless, some of them ARs you can rattle them things off pretty

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quickly.

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Most of the meat and skin would still be intact.

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I think also obviously if you're shooting rapidly, you're losing accuracy.

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The first one's going to be good and then you're going to be fucking all over the place.

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You could still hit it, but if you're hitting it at glancing blows, it's not going to die.

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I suppose.

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I don't know though.

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I don't know the actual answer to that.

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Although they say for hikers, the best thing you can do is just dump a 9mm into it and

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it'll cease.

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To kill hikers?

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Well, no, for hikers to kill bears.

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Although I imagine dumping a 9mm to a hiker would kill them as well.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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I've never dumped a 9mm to a hiker.

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I can't really speak on that with any authority.

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I had a guy break into my house on Monday.

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Yes, you did.

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And they aimed a gun at a human being for the first time in my life, so that was weird.

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It was a good time.

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Creepy old guy.

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Don't know where he's from.

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He told the cops that he was my neighbor.

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He is not.

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They let him go.

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He could be lurking.

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He might come back.

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I don't know why that would deter though, because even if he was your neighbor, he still

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walked directly into your house uninvited.

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He claimed that he was confused and thought it was his house and just wandered in thinking

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he was walking into his home.

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Did you not even get the option of pressing charges?

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They didn't come back.

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They didn't get a statement from me or anything.

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They just talked to the dude and left.

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Ask the bare minimum.

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Like, oh, your neighbor?

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Okay.

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Not ask for an address.

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Yeah, I watched them the whole time.

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It did not appear that they got any information from him.

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Jacksonville, North Carolina, baby.

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Cream of the crop.

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Best of the best.

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So that's my fun story for the week.

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What do you think about hunting bears and other game simultaneously?

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I mean, I feel like you're not going to run into both of them.

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You're either going to run into a bear or a deer, because I feel like those two things

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in the same vicinity are probably not likely.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I guess it depends on how long you sit there and everything.

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But I think it's possible to run into both.

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You're not hunting for a half an hour.

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You're hunting.

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You could be in a stand for 12 hours.

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Is your intention to take both guns on the same hunt?

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I was just thinking in general, you go out for a bear, your intention is to take a bear

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and nothing else.

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You go out for a deer, your intention is to take a deer and nothing else.

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If I had all the time in the world, I would be fine with that.

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But if I'm taking one of my two days off to go sit in a tree for 12 hours, if I see a

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deer, I'm shooting it, whether or not I came there to shoot a deer.

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Fair enough.

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Assuming they're in season, like I don't know what the seasons are.

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If you can shoot both in shotgun season here, I have no idea the rules.

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But if I see a deer, I ain't got a lot of money, man.

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I'm shooting that deer and I'm eating that deer for a couple of months.

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That's fair.

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That's where I'm at with it.

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If you find and shoot a deer, the blast is also going to scare away.

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A bear is not going to hear the blast and be like, hmm, I should go investigate that.

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Personally, if I shoot a deer, I'm done for the day.

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I'm not dragging multiple animals also.

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They die.

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You got to get them out of there.

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So you're just bringing both guns in preparation of seeing one or the other.

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Yeah.

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If I'm going.

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So not both.

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Like if I did not have the intention of hunting a bear, I would only bring a shotgun, obviously.

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But like if I had the intention of hunting only a deer, I would not bring a 4570 because

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it's just going to obliterate it.

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And if I was only hunting deer, I wouldn't fuck with the bear.

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If it came back, I'd just shut the fuck up and hope it doesn't notice me.

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Offer the bear or offer the deer and peace offering.

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But because I want to hunt a bear, I'm going to bring the 4570 so I can protect myself

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against the bear.

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And it's not like the guns are heavy.

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You know, you may be carrying 30 pounds at most on your back.

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That's not like that's doable.

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You know, that's what I think I'm going to do.

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I know nothing about guns or hunting, so I'm just here.

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I know nothing about hunting.

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I know minimal about guns.

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I know a fair amount about guns, but nothing about hunting.

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So I want to take the hunting like the free safety class.

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There's an in-person one.

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Is there an online one?

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There's a free webinar.

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Now, the one that part of that that caught my ear was free.

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So big fan of that.

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Actually, my favorite things.

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That's fair.

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That's fair.

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You want to do a beekeeping class?

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Yes, I would love to keep bees on the 23rd of next month.

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I don't 23rd, 24th, 25th.

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I don't know if we'll be here, but if we are, yes.

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Because there's nothing in my lease about beekeeping.

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You should ask before you get kicked out.

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I read the whole lease.

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They're going to claim some blanket thing about keeping pests.

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Here's the real question.

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Under North Carolina law, can they make us get rid of them?

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Are bees protected?

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That's a lawyer question because we tried to look into that and there's way too much

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information for my little brain to process.

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I feel like we could just say we put a box outside and say that bees happen to...

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If we have 12,000 bees, are we expected to pay the pet fee on all 12,000 bees?

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Yes.

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Just the queen.

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$36,000 in pet fees to keep our beehive.

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They die every three weeks.

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We have to continually repit.

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Like I said, just feign ignorance.

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Oh, I just put a box outside and these bees came.

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We were going to repurpose this hive box as a planter.

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We were going to get some nice daffodils and these bees just showed up.

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There is an insane amount of fire ants all over the property.

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Yeah, I hate them.

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Yeah, they are everywhere.

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I thought my toe was going to fall off because I got bit by one and it got infected.

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It's very red and angry, but...

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Like right now?

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Yes.

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Damn.

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Get that away from me, Herbert.

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I feel like, be like, hey, you take care of these ants.

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We'll get rid of these mysteriously appearing bees.

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Quid pro quo.

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Or they could just...

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Are the bees going to take care of the ants?

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Do their job and fix the pipes that spray water under our house and put up the fence

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that they promised us and get rid of the...

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Because if they don't, I'll...

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Sue.

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Burn down their office building.

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Definitely caught that on the other mic.

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Well...

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Good thing I don't think our property manager, Reva, will listen to this.

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Not yet.

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Something.

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Big things coming though.

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Big things.

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$20 for AI, so we're on the up and coming.

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Up and up, baby.

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But speaking of hunting, that brings up the interesting question, right?

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Wait, I got one thing I got to address with Samantha first.

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I'm scared.

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You're a guest in my home.

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I would appreciate it if you used the bathroom that you would put the seat up when you are

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done.

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Men live in this home.

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What am I supposed to just accidentally pee on the seat?

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Also women.

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The women in your home outnumber you greatly.

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The cats and dogs don't count, the people are even.

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The people are not even.

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There is a little person.

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She's still a girl.

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She does not live here.

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She doesn't pee in the toilet.

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She will when she does.

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Not yet.

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Someday.

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But my answer to that is no.

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You're the worst.

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Okay, what were we going on about?

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Say you're out hunting deer, bear, any number of creature.

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You shoot it and it...

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Huh?

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Okay.

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You shoot it and upon receiving the bullet to the chest it stands up and just stares

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to you with screams.

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What are you doing in this situation?

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Run first of all.

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Do you think you can outrun a demonically possessed bear?

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I mean I think running is better than just standing there and taking it.

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You think you're going to...

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If a gunshot to the chest didn't deter it, you think your bare hands are going to do

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any better job at keeping it away?

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Yeah.

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Bare hands.

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I think my best defense because I'm not fighting that thing and I'm not outrunning that thing,

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I'm going to get out my raunchiest means and just rapid fire at it.

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I hope that I scare this ancient being away.

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You could just start screeching and yodeling and making the most uncomfortable sounds so

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maybe you can deter it.

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Isn't that a thing they do?

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Yeah.

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So wouldn't it be like, oh, this thing I'm hunting isn't screaming and running away from

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me.

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It's actually making the same exact noise at me.

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What do I do with it?

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Imagine this.

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You just make the most unhinged sounds at a skinwalker, which is what this episode is

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about.

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I don't think we've said that word yet.

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And the skinwalker is like, all right, bet.

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Fucking daps you up.

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Didn't know you were chill like that.

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You one of us.

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You just haven't hit the right notes and it's like, oh.

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A word?

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Why didn't you say so sooner, huh?

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Was this skinwalker equivalent of a Crip walk?

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I mean...

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Skinwalk.

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It's just walking around with your skin peeling off your back.

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The skin strut.

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All right, Sam, tell us about skinwalkers.

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You are a resident part Native American.

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Yes.

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Since we're both aggressively European.

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My, I am of the Cherokee, apparently.

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This is all something my mother did.

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I have no proof of anything.

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What do you mean your mother did?

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My mother was just like, hey.

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Your mother became Cherokee?

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I mean, she was just like, hey.

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My dad said he was Cherokee, so we're going to look into this.

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We're going to go to South Carolina and go to a powwow so you can meet this chief.

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You small brown Mexican children are going to go meet this fully Native American chief,

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living out of a trailer, by the way.

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The chief was or you guys were?

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The chief was.

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Okay.

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Surrounded by like old teepee.

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Like sticks.

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Like a, it was like a historical...

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Were the teepees up?

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No, just the sticks.

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Not like the covering of the teepee.

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Interesting.

279
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So it's just a trailer in the middle of a teepee field, but there was a powwow.

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We met the chief and he took time to like talk to us and get a vibe of what he thought

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we were before he presented us with our names that he chose.

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Did he like walk up to you like, hey, how are you?

283
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How's it going?

284
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Or was he like, how?

285
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Oh, he was decrepitely old.

286
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So...

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Welcome to...

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Did he sound like a normal guy or like a stereotypical TV Native American?

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I think he just communicated in like grunts and noises.

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Like I don't think he spoke an actual word.

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Like we were just like introducing ourselves and talking to him.

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He was just like, hmm.

293
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Stereotypical TV Native American elder.

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That's gotta be like, if I was a Native American, I would love doing that, dude.

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Like, hey, the white folks are visiting.

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I'm like, oh word?

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Chief Longhorn.

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I gotta say though, it was pretty like pretty cool to have people doing like the authentic

299
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drums and instruments and stuff while people are dancing around a giant circle in a massive

300
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bonfire.

301
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Yeah, they look super cool.

302
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It was actually really fun.

303
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It was downpouring rain when we went, but so we were freezing, but it was still fun.

304
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Did you do the Native American psychedelic?

305
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What's that called?

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Ayahuasca.

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I did not because I was seven years old.

308
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I was a child.

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Peyote?

310
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Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking of.

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Like all the natives I know, they all do a shit ton and get away with it because it's

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like, it's okay.

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I live on a small shitty chunk of land in New Mexico and we're like, oh my bad, bro.

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I didn't realize.

315
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So everybody on my mom's side that got registered and everything got names.

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They're quote unquote Native American names.

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My aunt was Waterlily.

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My uncle was-

319
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They're just making shit up.

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Shadow Wolf.

321
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My cousin was Shadow Hawk.

322
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Which uncle?

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Daniel.

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Shadow Wolf.

325
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Do I know Shadow Wolf?

326
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No, you haven't met him.

327
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He's just on Facebook.

328
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He comments on my stuff, so you probably see him.

329
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I should send him this podcast.

330
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I think he'd find it funny.

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My name was Little Fish.

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My mother's name was Little Turtle and my brother, bless his soul, his name was Slow

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Turtle.

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That is his legally given Native American name, which makes sense for when he was a

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child.

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He did everything at an excruciatingly slow pace.

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He took his sweet time.

338
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But imagine your uncle is something super dope, like Shadow Wolf.

339
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Again, if I was a Native American person, I would be given up the worst names ever.

340
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Can I go to a Native American tribe and be like, maybe give me a name?

341
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Honestly, probably.

342
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I don't think they verified us at all.

343
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Your name is Squealing Pig.

344
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Shout out to Brooklyn, Albany.

345
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But I mean, the perks were with this Native American name and certificate and everything

346
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and us being verified is if we decided to go to school in South Carolina, all of our

347
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college would be paid for.

348
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Oh, that's pretty cool.

349
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Well, if only you lived like an hour from the border and could do that.

350
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I don't know.

351
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What about online?

352
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That's a good question.

353
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You're like right there.

354
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If like things needed to happen in person, you could just drive there.

355
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That's valid.

356
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And be like, yes, I live here.

357
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I have a PO box.

358
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See?

359
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I should look into that.

360
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Floating Fish.

361
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That would be another name I'd give somebody.

362
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Floating Fish.

363
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Stinking Dog.

364
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Just be getting fucked.

365
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Like just so absurd with it.

366
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You're a raunchy beaver.

367
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You know, just fucking idiot.

368
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You guys.

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A name of high esteem.

370
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In due time, in 20 years, well, maybe more than 20, maybe like 50, when you're decrepably

371
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old men and can deem yourselves Native American leaders, you can create your own clan.

372
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First of all, I'm going to be in better shape when I'm 70 than I am now.

373
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What is the science behind that?

374
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I only eat beef.

375
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I'm better than you.

376
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I'm going to die in my mid forties.

377
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So well, I would prefer if you didn't.

378
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I would at least you're older than him by a year.

379
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It's a year longer.

380
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You're older than all of us.

381
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,440
Yeah.

382
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I'm not dying until I'm like 105.

383
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,440
Okay.

384
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At least so unpleasant.

385
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Imagine you walk in and you can just feel your bones rubbing against each other.

386
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I feel like that's not a thing anymore.

387
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,440
Dude.

388
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Stem cells.

389
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It's like, all right, I'm 20 years younger in that part of my body.

390
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,640
There's going to fling a baby fetus inside you and you're like, you're good, bud.

391
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Have you not seen Family Guy?

392
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,840
You just.

393
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:06,600
I have no idea what you're referencing.

394
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,200
Sucking spinal fluid out of dead fetuses.

395
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,440
So you not watch Family Guy?

396
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,760
There's so much Family Guy, dude.

397
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,240
There's like 15 years of Family Guy.

398
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240
I'm pretty sure that's a Family Guy.

399
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,240
It has to be.

400
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,240
Nobody else could get away with that.

401
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,240
South Park.

402
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240
South Park.

403
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240
American dad.

404
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,240
American dad's not that raunchy.

405
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,240
It's just dumb.

406
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,240
Yeah, fair.

407
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,600
I feel like once you're past a certain age, they should revoke your right to drive and

408
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,120
just give you the right to hard drugs.

409
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,000
After 70, why can't you do meth?

410
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,680
Because it's going to shorten your lifespan.

411
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,480
To be fair, they should have done that to you when you were like 17.

412
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,480
What?

413
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,480
Revoke your right to drive.

414
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:42,720
First off, you taught me how to drive in a school parking lot.

415
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,320
So of course I'm going to be horrible at driving.

416
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,400
I almost killed us twice.

417
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,840
But since then, I have had much practice and a child.

418
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,160
So I drive like an old lady.

419
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,800
Your mother told me I drive like an old lady.

420
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,880
I have watched you into back into a parking space and I'm going to have to side with John

421
00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,880
here.

422
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,200
Do you want to talk about backing into the parking space?

423
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,200
We're going to take that little fish.

424
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:07,320
How many times have I hit the stairs with the car and how many times have you hit the

425
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,000
stairs with the car?

426
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,600
How many turns do I take to get into the parking spot?

427
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,080
How many turns do you take to get the parking spot?

428
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,080
The same amount.

429
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,080
What stairs?

430
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,080
That is not true.

431
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,320
You take like a nine point turn for what should be a look back.

432
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,320
That's not true.

433
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,320
Your stairs are so avoidable.

434
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,440
That's what I'm saying.

435
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,880
Not those stairs, the stairs that are behind the parking spot.

436
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,680
Oh, all the way back.

437
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,880
I was in the house and just heard a slam and the house shook a little bit and I go out

438
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and I'm like, did you?

439
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,960
He's like, yes.

440
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,960
Did you damage the car?

441
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,960
No.

442
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,960
The stairs?

443
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:36,960
No.

444
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:37,960
Okay.

445
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960
It's the stairs.

446
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,960
The house just like.

447
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,960
That's probably why your pipes are leaking.

448
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,440
The shock from the stair impact.

449
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,840
Your pipes are leaking?

450
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,120
What?

451
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:51,080
In our laundry room, if you stand on the floor, it's like not real hardwood.

452
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,240
It's like the paneling, whatever.

453
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,480
If you step on it, water just leaks out from underneath.

454
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:59,080
If you look, because our house is basically on cinder blocks.

455
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,080
Not basically.

456
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,780
It is on cinder blocks.

457
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:05,360
If you look under the house where the laundry room is, it's just constantly dripping.

458
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:10,520
It froze actually the other day when it got 20 degrees, our pipes decided to just freeze.

459
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,520
That was stupid.

460
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,520
It's so bad.

461
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,520
Anyway.

462
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,360
We reached out to our landlord and we're like, hey, our pipes are frozen.

463
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,360
We don't have running water.

464
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,360
Can you help?

465
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,360
And you know what their solution was?

466
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,360
Just let it go.

467
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,360
They're like, yeah, they should be thought by tomorrow.

468
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,360
You guys will be fine.

469
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,360
Shout out them.

470
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,360
Back to skin walkers.

471
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,360
Yes.

472
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,360
What kind of questions?

473
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,360
Well, how about you just tell us more about them?

474
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,360
Okay.

475
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,360
Or do we need to chat GPT?

476
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,440
The origin of them is said to be from the Navajo clan.

477
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:45,240
They are previous shamans, witch doctors, they have many names.

478
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:52,720
Basically the basis is they were people of quote unquote magical background that sold

479
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their soul for immortality and in return lost their soul, became shape shifting immortal

480
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,760
beings.

481
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,520
It's really hard to get information out of Native Americans for it because they really

482
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:11,120
just kind of avoid the subject and refuse to talk about it because they firmly believe

483
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:15,720
in them because obviously Native Americans are very spiritual beings and they firmly

484
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,720
believe in.

485
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,720
Yes.

486
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,720
What?

487
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:19,720
I don't know what's.

488
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,720
Is that why you collect rocks?

489
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,720
I just like they're cool.

490
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:22,720
Okay.

491
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,200
Probably have a touch of the tism and shiny things attract me.

492
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:32,040
But they, any Native American group, if you ask them, they just will completely avoid

493
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:37,160
and shut down and not want to talk about it at all because they say one of the myths is

494
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:41,320
the more that you talk about them and bring attention to them, that's when they will become

495
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,800
more active.

496
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:51,880
But yeah, it's said that the preferred shape shifting shapes that they choose is wolves

497
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,880
or deer.

498
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,880
I thought they don't shape shift.

499
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,880
I thought it was like they kill something and then inhabit its body.

500
00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:02,600
So once they kill something, then they can take its shape because they basically eat

501
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,600
them.

502
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,280
So what about the stories of them being like real stinky and grotesque looking because

503
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,880
they like don't fit correctly in it?

504
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,440
Well, yes, they can also take skin.

505
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,480
But it said like with people, they're.

506
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,480
Skin marker.

507
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,480
Yeah.

508
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,480
Makes sense.

509
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,960
They take the skin of like people because obviously it's harder to change into an exact

510
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,780
person than it is to change into an animal.

511
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:25,760
But it said that once they kill you, they take your face and then they use your, they

512
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,240
mimic your voice.

513
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,520
Your mannerisms try to trap other people.

514
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,840
That's why they say when you're out in the woods, particularly at night, don't do that.

515
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,560
But if you whistle, it will attract them.

516
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,800
So don't whistle in the woods ever, especially at night.

517
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,320
And if you hear screaming or somebody, you know, asking for help, it's obviously not

518
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,320
them.

519
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,320
I know what I'm doing.

520
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,720
But you want to go wood was on.

521
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,720
Hell yeah, brother.

522
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,960
It is a more common now, obviously, because people are inhabiting the middle of the woods

523
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,200
and houses that skinwalkers will take the form of their pets.

524
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,720
That is a common thing of people having seen like their pet, but it is acting freaky or

525
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:04,880
looking wrong, acting humanoid, not sounding right.

526
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,640
But especially because we're close to the Appalachians.

527
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,200
It's not that close.

528
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,200
We're like hours.

529
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,200
Something I was.

530
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
Yeah.

531
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,640
But if you're a skinwalker with unlimited time, you can travel wherever you want.

532
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,840
With a tiny dog body.

533
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,640
I was reading these skinwalker stories in preparation for this.

534
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:26,240
So we're all so fortunate that they only choose to harass Native Americans on reservations

535
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,600
in New Mexico and not anyone else ever.

536
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:34,280
So really, unfortunately for me, I recently became a Native American.

537
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:38,560
That makes me a much bigger target than I was 20 minutes ago.

538
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:43,720
So because they're demons, you know, they're possessed soulless beings.

539
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:50,520
One of the few ways that it's alleged to kill them is if you figure out the original identities

540
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:54,200
of the original shaman, original medicine man before he became a skinwalker.

541
00:21:54,200 --> 00:22:00,080
And if you say its name to its face, it will slowly begin to die over the next couple of

542
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,080
days.

543
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,080
Yeah, fucking right.

544
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,080
Mon, pine cone.

545
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,080
Don't fucking try me.

546
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,080
No.

547
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:11,840
How did you know?

548
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,600
These fucking like scary, immortal beings are just the Ruppelstiltskins of the fucking

549
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,600
Native world.

550
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,720
Is there like a, is there like a fucking little black book with all of their names in it?

551
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,720
How are you supposed to find that out?

552
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,680
You're supposed to shout out random shit.

553
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,920
It's hard to kill them.

554
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,360
Well, like a native name generator on Google going, they got like six animals to choose

555
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,360
from.

556
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,720
Not a whole lot of adjectives.

557
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,720
Really?

558
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:36,280
You're I'd say it's not, it's nowhere near that hard, right?

559
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,400
I mean, I don't know, man.

560
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,400
I'm not that creative.

561
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,680
I don't think I'd be able to come up with that many names.

562
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:48,120
Yeah, I hear just like screaming goat, running coyote, flapping eagle.

563
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,920
And he's like, oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

564
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,000
The skinwalker hunters actually just yelling at a random deer.

565
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
It's just scared out of time.

566
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,040
They're just going through a list.

567
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,000
Well there's apparently other ways to kill it too.

568
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,240
Apparently this is like, people say is where the werewolf origins started.

569
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,920
Like the werewolf killing tactics.

570
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,920
Cause they say silver through the heart can kill it.

571
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,200
And also white ash.

572
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:17,640
So from like a white ash tree on a bullet or on an object, through the head or chest

573
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,320
can kill it.

574
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,480
So keep your, keep your white ash on hand.

575
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,920
Imagine, imagine you're getting attacked by like, I don't know, a skinwalker and you just

576
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,080
turn around and moon it with our white asses.

577
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,640
You just, no, just burst into flames.

578
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,640
No.

579
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,200
Just walk around like instead of pocket sand, you got pocket ash in case you ever run into

580
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,200
a skinwalker.

581
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,840
Just right in your face.

582
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:45,560
What would my neighbors think if there's like a fucking upright dog staring at me and I'm

583
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:50,600
just standing there with my phone bright star dancing fire, running deer, strong bear, gentle

584
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,600
toe, laughing brook, black flower.

585
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,600
Well.

586
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,240
They're going to call the police.

587
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,640
The police are going to show up and get no information from you.

588
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,320
Cause that's what they do here.

589
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,440
Better come with silver and white ash.

590
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,440
Is that your dog?

591
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,440
You'd be like, nope.

592
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,440
They'll be like, ah, well good luck.

593
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,440
Somebody's dog.

594
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,040
Sparkling war path dancer.

595
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,240
Sparkling war path dancer.

596
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:18,240
It's also, so because it's so hard to get information from Native Americans about them,

597
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:23,680
people just kind of have apparently figured it out via trial and error, figured it out

598
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,920
via legends.

599
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,000
But they say like when you're, that's why they say don't stray from the path when you're

600
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:34,000
in the forest or if you are follow animal tracks or where like deer and other creatures

601
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,640
have traveled because they have quote unquote permission.

602
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,640
So like.

603
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,640
What the fuck are you talking about?

604
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,640
I got to throw a rock in there.

605
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,440
You said to stay on the beaten path.

606
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,440
Say yes.

607
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:48,440
Then why the fuck did Robert Frost tell me to take the path less traveled when I was

608
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,440
in fifth grade?

609
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,480
Was he trying to kill me via skinwalker?

610
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,960
Robert Frost was a skinwalker.

611
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:59,360
Tell me that name doesn't sound like Robert does not sound very native.

612
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,440
Well he can't have his full name because people say his full name.

613
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,440
He's going to die.

614
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,440
Dreaming frost.

615
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:10,000
So his name is just imagine Robert Frost, your friend, if it's cause my frosty Bob.

616
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:19,480
Um, we'll be like to know our 2013 Pinterest name generator, um, native American names.

617
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:27,680
Yours is actually a sparkling war path dancer and yours is why twitching, uh, twitching

618
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,680
dream dancer.

619
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,720
And I am dancing going on.

620
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,720
I am gifted.

621
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,040
No, you're fucking not.

622
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,400
Drum dancer.

623
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,520
Why are we all fucking dancing?

624
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,800
It would appear that there's a lot of dancers except for the jingler.

625
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,800
Everybody is a dance.

626
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,800
Ah, yes.

627
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,800
Two types of native Americans.

628
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,320
You stay away from those jinglers dog.

629
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,520
The jinglers, those are the ones that'll get you.

630
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,440
That was Robert Cross real name frost jingler.

631
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,440
Interesting.

632
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,160
Frosty Bob the jingler.

633
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,160
Crazy dog.

634
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,160
Crazy dog.

635
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,160
He's just so fucking stupid.

636
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,000
Sounds like a bad 2000s punk band.

637
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Yeah.

638
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,920
So we can infiltrate, not infiltrate, but like self invite ourselves to some old native

639
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,440
man's house and get names.

640
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:22,680
You know, as I said earlier, I met the chief and my uncle shadow Wolf was quite close with

641
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,680
him.

642
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,680
You mentioned he was very old.

643
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,680
Is he still alive?

644
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:26,680
No, he died.

645
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,680
Just text shadow Wolf.

646
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,680
Let's have him give us names.

647
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,680
That throws a wrench in it.

648
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,560
I could definitely get any information from shoot him a text right now.

649
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,560
Let's get names.

650
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,160
What would you like me to text?

651
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,160
The shad master.

652
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,320
Don't call him that.

653
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,880
That's just Logan Shada.

654
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,360
What am I asking for?

655
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,360
Native names.

656
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,440
He is large and red.

657
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,880
I am large and thin.

658
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,880
Really.

659
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,880
I think that's all you want to give you.

660
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,880
Native American.

661
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,880
Yeah.

662
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,880
Large and black.

663
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,880
That is such a criteria.

664
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,880
Why is that a chief?

665
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,880
He's just a wolf.

666
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,880
Well, can he give us the fucking contact for the chief?

667
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,680
The chief who's dead.

668
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,280
Did they not replace him where they're like, all right, we're giving up now.

669
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,280
The guy died.

670
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,280
Not another one.

671
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:11,120
I haven't been to that area in many years.

672
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,120
I can ask.

673
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:18,360
I will reach out to shadow Wolf himself and ask him the questions.

674
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,440
I swear if I get a native American name from my people before you get one from yours, I'm

675
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,440
very upset.

676
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440
Who are your people?

677
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,440
Dominique, Sophie Smith.

678
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,440
Don't do that.

679
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,120
She's just gonna get mad and like report you.

680
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:34,320
Tell them if they'll give me a sick native American name, they can have my courage Tiki.

681
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,120
There's gotta be something big in their culture.

682
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,120
Has to be.

683
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,120
I bet you money.

684
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:42,040
Your name is gonna have red in it and his name is gonna have long in it.

685
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,600
Well, yeah, that makes sense.

686
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,600
Wow.

687
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,600
You're really going out on a limb there.

688
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,640
I don't know how you got to that.

689
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,160
My name is little fish.

690
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,920
My brother's is slow turtle.

691
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,680
I think they're just adjectives besides shadow Hawk.

692
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,440
I forget what my other cousin's name was.

693
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,480
Adjective and then an animal.

694
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,480
Yeah.

695
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,480
Or being.

696
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,880
Yeah, that seems to be the formula.

697
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,880
Or Lily.

698
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:05,880
I don't know.

699
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,880
Shadow Hawk.

700
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,880
Is that all we got?

701
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:12,280
Or is there more skin walking to be done?

702
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,280
You said you were like a subject matter expert.

703
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,960
Yeah, I don't know how to just.

704
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,960
I don't know.

705
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,960
What kind of questions do you have?

706
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,960
Do you know the ritual?

707
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,520
Apparently there's a ritual that has to take place.

708
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,520
To become one?

709
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,520
Yeah.

710
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,160
You probably eat somebody.

711
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:29,360
It's definitely getting in contact with the devil or a demon to offer your soul and sell

712
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,040
your soul to get that immortality.

713
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,320
Like I said, that's why the people, not just anybody can become a skin walker.

714
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:41,040
It has to be somebody who has like either a shaman or a medicine man or magical background

715
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,280
because that's when those are the people that are most in tune with the earth and in tune

716
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,760
with the spirits.

717
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,600
Why would you be a real in tune with everything that's going on?

718
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,640
I'm going to be bad because they.

719
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,160
Native American Satan, but a bunch.

720
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,680
They just want immortality.

721
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,800
They want, you know, the power of endless life and the power of power.

722
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,160
You know what I'd love is to be miserable.

723
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:10,320
Like say you're decrepit old shaman in a clan and you're like, I'm tired of this.

724
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,120
Why is he in the client die or.

725
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,920
That's not very, uh, it's not very cool with them.

726
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,920
Yeah, that's fucked up.

727
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,560
Anyways, must be from Vinton.

728
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:27,540
Accurate, but they are, you know, old and they're like, Hey, I don't want to die.

729
00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:28,540
How can I live longer?

730
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:33,400
I could be a face eating forest dwelling creature that nothing can kill me and I can just live

731
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,480
forever and eat people.

732
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,080
I can, besides the living fair part, I can do all of that right now.

733
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,080
No magic required.

734
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:45,600
I mean, I've been alive for a thousand years.

735
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,120
Maybe they just fucking did it wrong.

736
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,960
You know, you should take that up with the skin walkers and the ritual is not like out

737
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,920
there because people are going to just invite demons and possessions trying to become skin

738
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:56,920
walkers.

739
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,920
Wow.

740
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:02,080
So you seem like somebody who would have more knowledge than us on the whole celebrities

741
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,880
that act like they worship the devil thing.

742
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,520
Let's hear about that.

743
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,040
I don't, that would have to be a whole separate podcast.

744
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,040
Send it.

745
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,960
So people have talked on other.

746
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,640
Sorry.

747
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:21,240
Real quick tangent, uh, about getting native American names.

748
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,320
I don't really think it's a real thing.

749
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,880
At least for my tribe and the ones surrounding me, it's more like how Chinese you will have

750
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,480
their names in Mandarin, but choose English names.

751
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,480
You just get to choose and do I just get to choose anything?

752
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,480
Hang on.

753
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,480
She's still, she's still typing.

754
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:37,480
Sounds like it.

755
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:42,520
If that's the case, don't tell your brother to get a cooler name than slow turtle.

756
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,920
The whole thing was that it was given by the chief.

757
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,480
It's supposed to be great honor.

758
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,880
You got to earn it by doing nothing.

759
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:54,000
And again, yeah, it's just a separate name.

760
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,680
It's not like this is your new legal name.

761
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,680
It's just like a nickname.

762
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:05,720
It could be to be given honor of being bestowed a name given by the chief of the tribe.

763
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,720
Interesting.

764
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,760
How does one go about declaring a tribe?

765
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,440
Let's find out.

766
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,960
Let's let's look.

767
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,720
This actually seems like it could be a pretty simple process.

768
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:21,080
Let's just become a tribe and assign ourselves really cool names.

769
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,240
Do we even need to start a tribe or can we just join one?

770
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,560
Well, I don't want to join one because then you're like, you know, you're playing Russia

771
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,160
to let how cool your name be.

772
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,760
I don't think you could start a new one.

773
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,760
Why not?

774
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,760
It's not a religion.

775
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,760
We can establish things.

776
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,760
Where were you born?

777
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,760
Iowa.

778
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,080
Oh, so you were you're a native to America.

779
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,080
Yeah.

780
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,080
Me.

781
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,080
Yeah.

782
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,800
As am I as as as a you.

783
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,800
She doesn't count.

784
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,800
Oh, that's right.

785
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,400
You're already you're already taken.

786
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,400
So let's get out.

787
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,040
Yeah, let's just let's just declare a sub a tribe.

788
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,440
Let's call it call up Sammy.

789
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,360
A non acknowledged tribe is the easiest, but in order to become a federally recognized

790
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:08,160
tribe, you must meet seven mandatory requirements outlined in 25 CFR part 83 in public law,

791
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:13,960
103 tech, 454 most likely to set a new Native American tribe.

792
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:19,000
It would have to be by U.S. court decision or by an act of Congress.

793
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:25,400
You imagine if two just goofy Midwestern white dudes went to Congress and were like,

794
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:31,720
yeah, we'd like to be the the slayer tribe.

795
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,000
We're a new group of Native Americans.

796
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,680
I was born here, so I would like land.

797
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,120
So I don't think that would go well for us to answer a question about the celebrities

798
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,560
and demons thing.

799
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:48,320
They say that how they get their fame, power, money, yada yada is to sell their soul.

800
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,920
People have talked about it on podcasts that once you are ready and desperate enough to

801
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:59,120
become famous, a man, a very handsome person, very pretty attractive person will come to

802
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,880
you and offer you the deal.

803
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,680
That's when you sign it and sign your soul away.

804
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,960
And you know, there's all this stuff like have you heard of Adreno Chrome?

805
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,960
The fuck is that?

806
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,960
Oh my God.

807
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,480
It's so you're telling me if I want to be famous, I just got to get real desperate.

808
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,520
Ryan Reynolds is going to show up and be like, here it is, baby.

809
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:18,080
And that's it at the cost of your soul and your with with what soul Sam?

810
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:24,200
OK, listen, Ginger, at the expense also is, you know, your life is significantly cut short.

811
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,540
That's why they say all of these so many pop stars rarely do you have a pop star that lives

812
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,160
to be an old age.

813
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,360
Not impossible.

814
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,860
I said rarely, rarely.

815
00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:34,860
My favorite pop star.

816
00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:38,680
Not very often, not as often as like the general population.

817
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,560
They all die of whatever reason.

818
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,520
But drug overdose to do that to you.

819
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:49,800
I think it's kind of weird that like all of them die at twenty seven.

820
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:54,000
Yeah, like all six either killing themselves.

821
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:59,320
It's either like suicide, be a drug addiction, be a whatever, which, you know, they would

822
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,160
say like celebrities make sense for them doing these things.

823
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,600
But every single one.

824
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,880
How often do people get wildly like?

825
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,260
Ungodly famous by the age of twenty seven.

826
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,260
Not very often.

827
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:13,260
Yes.

828
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,960
And then they all die at that age.

829
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,960
That's a little weird.

830
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,640
Or like, you know, the stuff like all the conspiracy theories of other celebrity deaths,

831
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,080
like saying that they're still alive or like the Michael Jackson fiasco.

832
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,080
Tell me more about that.

833
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,560
I don't know what you mean.

834
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,080
That the doctor killed him, right?

835
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,080
Yeah.

836
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,920
I would say a fiasco or just like a bad doctor.

837
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,920
Exactly.

838
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,880
It's it's just all up in the air because why would a celebrity who has the best of the

839
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,920
best, this best doctor all of a sudden make an oopsie and then kill him?

840
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,360
Because he didn't have the best doctor, he had a guy that was just going to give him

841
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,080
as many pills as he wanted.

842
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,080
Fair.

843
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:51,200
But adrenochrome is ties into Epstein Island with the kids.

844
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,600
It's similar to Epstein did not kill himself.

845
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,600
Exactly.

846
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,120
Similar to how you were talking about stem cells.

847
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,160
There's some sort of way that these people are doing horrible things to these kids to

848
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,040
get them in adrenaline raising situations.

849
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,400
They take their blood stem cells, whatever from them when they're in these stages and

850
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,880
then use that adrenochrome stuff that they make from these children's.

851
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:20,520
Is that the stuff that Alex Jones thinks they're harvesting on Mars from children?

852
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:21,520
I don't know.

853
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,520
Adrenaline?

854
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,760
Yeah, basically, it's like all these things that they're harvesting from children and

855
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,200
they use to elongate their lives, whatever.

856
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,040
It's crazy because three minutes ago you said something about sucking out baby spines.

857
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,040
I did.

858
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,040
Yeah.

859
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040
Yeah.

860
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,040
So that's, you know, adrenochrome.

861
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,880
And that's why celebrities, they see all the things like, have you seen the Cat Williams

862
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,160
interviews lately?

863
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,640
Yeah.

864
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,440
I don't pay a lot of attention to Cat Williams.

865
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:49,600
Cat Williams went on an interview and just was spewing, basically outing everything, talking

866
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:54,840
about these people that are getting into these higher power from selling their souls.

867
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,080
He was bringing that up and people, how they're in competition and how things were offered

868
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,920
to him and just talking about all the horrible stuff that goes on in Hollywood.

869
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,000
Did you dime anybody out?

870
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,480
Steve Harvey was one of them.

871
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,480
Really?

872
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:12,480
Yeah, Steve Harvey used money in selling his soul or whatever, making deals to get into

873
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,680
higher places of power.

874
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,800
But yeah, I've only seen, yeah, he's-

875
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,120
Would you sell your soul to be the host of a game show?

876
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,240
Well, here's the better question.

877
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,800
Look at members of the 27 Club on Wikipedia right now.

878
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,320
Chris Austin, the guitarist and fiddle player for Reba McIntyre.

879
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:34,480
Would you sell your soul to be the fiddle player for Reba McIntyre back in the 90s?

880
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:38,040
Reba McIntyre was the person in the 90s.

881
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,440
Yeah, that'd be like Beyonce to me.

882
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,320
I don't know if I would sell my soul to be the fiddle player for her.

883
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,320
Would I?

884
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,320
No.

885
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,560
But would some fucking loser who has nothing going for him?

886
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,560
Probably.

887
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,400
Would you sell your soul to be Beyonce's backup dancer?

888
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,400
I got to say no.

889
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,880
We all have things going for us.

890
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,960
We have wives and families.

891
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:59,760
But if you went to somebody that has nothing, they're going nowhere and you're like, you

892
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,960
want to be Beyonce's backup dancer?

893
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:06,720
They said the amount of power that they get is also based on what they offer.

894
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:14,000
Some people offer their souls and also lives of people important to them, whatever, or

895
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,520
a shortened lifespan.

896
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,760
Some of the, again, the biggest celebrities who died via drug overdose, suicide, whatever,

897
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,680
because they offered up more for their higher fame.

898
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:30,000
So you're saying instead of going to hell because you sold your soul, you could just

899
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:35,080
die early and still get into whatever version of heaven you believe.

900
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,520
Oh, so you did sell your soul.

901
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,280
Yeah, regardless, your soul is you're just fucked a lot sooner.

902
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,280
Yes.

903
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,640
Well, that doesn't sound like a good deal at all.

904
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:42,800
It's not supposed to.

905
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,960
But with more power comes more.

906
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,200
You said you don't have to sell your soul, though.

907
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,520
What do you think I could get for my courage, Tiki?

908
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,640
That's very important to me.

909
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,200
You can be featured on the evening news.

910
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,200
I don't want that.

911
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,840
I've been on the evening news not that long ago.

912
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,840
Because I am not a.

913
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,480
You're up the fucking ante.

914
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,600
Because I'm not a soul buying demon.

915
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,400
I don't have a good wager for what you have to offer, but I'll get back to you.

916
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,840
We're on to you globalists.

917
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,080
We're fucking on to you.

918
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,760
But yes, keep going.

919
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,760
Keep going.

920
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,760
This is good.

921
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,760
The celebrity team.

922
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:22,000
But yeah, I there's just all kinds of stuff that tied in with Epstein's Island Epstein.

923
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,560
I was thinking of Stephen Hawking and my words got messed up because I was thinking about

924
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,560
his the fucking midget pervert.

925
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,520
That fucking guy.

926
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,520
Oh, great.

927
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,520
I was on the island.

928
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,000
Preach for the chalkboard of all the guys on the island.

929
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,120
He was like he was doing the least bad thing.

930
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,120
I'm just saying.

931
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,320
Yeah, like it didn't specify if they were midget children.

932
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,320
That's true.

933
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,880
Because why else would he be on this?

934
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:50,200
I mean, they were the people on the island because it's like, hey, no, it's not.

935
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,200
It's not bad.

936
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,200
Bill Clinton comes here.

937
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,200
Bill Cosby.

938
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,200
Who the fuck ever?

939
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,200
Like, it's not that bad.

940
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,200
These are important people.

941
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,160
And Bill Cosby is going to happen if you come here.

942
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,440
Jeff Epstein, he's a great guy.

943
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,480
And then they get you there and it's like, oh, yeah, we actually have a video of you

944
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:08,120
fucking a 16 year old prince, whatever the fuck your perverted fat ass name is.

945
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,360
Like, oh, I guess you're just going to keep doing this.

946
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,840
We're going to keep holding shit over your head.

947
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:16,680
We're going to use you to lure other high class people in so that we can just keep our

948
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,000
web of lies.

949
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,920
Stephen Hawking was so smart.

950
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,200
He had to have some like other motive.

951
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,960
He just did weird things to get there.

952
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,160
Stephen Hawking was a fucking nerd.

953
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,200
When's the last time you saw a fucking nerd with social skills?

954
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,200
Never.

955
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,200
Not even fucking once in your life.

956
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,680
Stephen Hawking was so smart that he recognized what Epstein was doing before he ever wielded

957
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,320
his sorry little ass on the island.

958
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,320
Bullshit, dude.

959
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,320
I'm so sorry.

960
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,560
Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

961
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,560
Yes.

962
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,880
As I was saying, he was so smart.

963
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,480
He had to have some other motive because he would know that this would get back.

964
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,480
This would get out.

965
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,720
He's the smartest guy, but everybody's going to hate him because he's doing inappropriate

966
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:52,720
things.

967
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:57,080
I think he was just there to get information.

968
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,000
Do you think Stephen Hawking was a spy?

969
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
No.

970
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,360
But I mean, he had to have a curiosity to see what was going on.

971
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,360
Hector Salamanca.

972
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,320
He's fucking Scooby doing the whole island.

973
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,160
He was just gathering information because he's like, I want to see what's going on

974
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,160
on these islands.

975
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,800
He's not going to report it to anybody, but maybe.

976
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:16,040
Maybe in 10 years, there's going to be like Stephen's hidden diary that had shit on everybody

977
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,040
ever.

978
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,840
I think Stephen Hawking just didn't have much of a life because he was paralyzed.

979
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,440
He was like, holy shit, this guy's going to let me watch naked midgets.

980
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,440
Fuck yeah, I'm in.

981
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:30,240
Imagine for a moment that you're a paraplegic genius.

982
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:34,120
What do you want more than anything to watch the people with the only disability that's

983
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:39,480
worse than yours do the thing that you're fucking amazing at and do it badly?

984
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,960
Also the smartest people are always fucking weird.

985
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:46,520
They've always got something going on.

986
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,760
Maybe that's just where he would get his resources easily because I imagine you can't

987
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,640
just be on Craigslist, need midgets, good at math.

988
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,560
There's nothing illegal about watching a midget do math naked.

989
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:58,560
It's just odd.

990
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,560
Yeah, but it's just how would he find that resource?

991
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,160
Obviously if somebody's like, I was on Craigslist and Stephen Hawking invited me to his house.

992
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:10,060
If he's smart enough to enter Epstein's Island with the intention of conducting a massive

993
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:13,080
sting operation against everyone, I think he's smart enough to rangle up a few midgets

994
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,320
on his own.

995
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:21,920
The point is that he has more security of secrecy at the island.

996
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,380
These midgets are... If he goes, gets them off of Craigslist, Craigslist, these crackhead

997
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:29,640
midgets doing math, they're going to be like, I did math for Stephen Hawking.

998
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:34,920
But midgets from the island are going to be like, I did math for Stephen Hawking on a

999
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,720
pedophile rapist island.

1000
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:41,600
I don't think Stephen Hawking really had the credentials to get the midgets on his own.

1001
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,040
I think he needed a midget guy.

1002
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,240
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1003
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:47,920
I don't think he was out there wheeling up to people in the street being like-

1004
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,920
That's exactly what I'm saying.

1005
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,920
That's what I just said.

1006
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,000
Well, you do naked math for me.

1007
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Exactly.

1008
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Imagine you-

1009
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,480
He needed a midget guy, Jeffrey Epstein was his midget guy.

1010
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:00,800
Imagine you're Jeff Epstein and you're just like, Mr. Epstein, there's someone here for

1011
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,800
you.

1012
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,800
Let them in.

1013
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,440
Yeah, I hear you can.

1014
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,440
Get me midgets.

1015
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:11,480
You've come to the right place, Stephen.

1016
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,400
That's a good leverage tool for Jeff Epstein because you think about it.

1017
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,920
Didn't Stephen Hawking win a Nobel Prize for his work with the black hole theory, strong

1018
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,960
theory, something like that?

1019
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,560
You see that, oh fucking, that guy went there.

1020
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,040
He's a cripple.

1021
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,720
He can't be, nothing weird can be going on.

1022
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,720
That guy's going there.

1023
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:30,720
I can go there.

1024
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:33,000
Yeah, just extra security.

1025
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,440
He just did weird things, but not illegal things.

1026
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,040
Stephen Hawking was probably just like, Jeff Epstein's fucking awesome.

1027
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,120
He lets me watch the naked midgets.

1028
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,120
This is the best.

1029
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,080
Do you think he was deferred there?

1030
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,280
One day Steve was talking with his boy, Bill Clinton, and he's like, yeah, I just wish

1031
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,120
there was a place I could watch naked midgets.

1032
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:56,520
Bill's like, have I got a secret for you?

1033
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:00,520
Let me tell you, Stephen, I got a place just for you.

1034
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,520
Has the list already come out?

1035
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,520
Part of it has.

1036
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,520
Only part of it?

1037
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:10,280
Also, I heard that the list is one person's account of who was there, and it's not an

1038
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,280
official log book.

1039
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:16,000
And those are the flight logs with the chicks' story supplementing.

1040
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Oh, okay.

1041
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,400
I thought you said you didn't care about celebrity.

1042
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,920
I care about the Epstein flight list.

1043
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,120
I don't care about people selling their celebrity site, and that sounds not real, but the flight

1044
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,800
list, that sounds real and funny.

1045
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,600
So it was right.

1046
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,400
Stephen Hawking was on there watching naked midgets.

1047
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,400
It was funny.

1048
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,600
Six days ago was the last time a list came out.

1049
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,480
I think I've said it on here before, but I would just like to fucking read it.

1050
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,760
Tom Hanks is not on this list.

1051
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,920
I've been defending that man since the Epstein thing came out five years ago, and everybody's

1052
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,280
like, now he's a fucking pervert, dude.

1053
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,280
It's going to happen.

1054
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,280
They're going to find out.

1055
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,840
Tom Hanks isn't a pervert.

1056
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,100
He's just a nice guy.

1057
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:51,000
You just know the vibes from somebody.

1058
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,200
Some celebrities that you see on the list, you're like, yeah, it makes sense.

1059
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,440
Why does everybody think that about Tom Hanks?

1060
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,160
They're like, damn, this guy's really good at acting.

1061
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,280
He's got a long relationship with his wife.

1062
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,000
They seem to be doing really well.

1063
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,480
He must be fucking kids on an island.

1064
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,520
I got to imagine the conversation a little bit like this.

1065
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,320
Hey, you think Tom Hanks is on there?

1066
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,320
I don't know.

1067
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,320
He collects typewriters, though.

1068
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,880
That's a weird hobby to have.

1069
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,880
Does Tom Hanks collect typewriters?

1070
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,120
Yeah, he's like the typewriter guy.

1071
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,560
What are your hobbies, Donnie?

1072
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,560
Being tall.

1073
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,560
Being a hater.

1074
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,560
Yeah, I like to be tall and spray negativity.

1075
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,560
Being mean to your wife.

1076
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,440
That's actually two of my go-tos.

1077
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,960
I think that's a bigger red flag than typewriters.

1078
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:25,960
What?

1079
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:26,960
Being tall?

1080
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:27,960
Being mean?

1081
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,360
I don't know.

1082
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,320
There's a lot of mean people out there.

1083
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,720
Typewriter collectors, they're an odd minority.

1084
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:35,720
Interesting.

1085
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:39,600
You didn't seem to have a problem with the typewriter when we wrote our documents that

1086
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:43,320
couldn't be put on the internet, but that's a story for a different time.

1087
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,720
I think that is, as soon as the typewriter was cool.

1088
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,720
I've never heard.

1089
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,720
We're not going to do it here.

1090
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,720
Well, okay.

1091
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,720
We'll talk later.

1092
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:49,720
Do you still have the document?

1093
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:50,720
No, I left it in the room.

1094
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:51,720
You should have it.

1095
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:57,320
You just triggered a memory from my young childhood.

1096
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,120
My mom had a couple typewriters, probably because she was just tweaking.

1097
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,120
Do you have them?

1098
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,760
No, they are probably lost in storage and disintegrated from sitting there for 10 years.

1099
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:05,760
They're made of fucking iron.

1100
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,760
They don't disintegrate.

1101
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,760
They're going to be very rusty and very gross.

1102
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,400
They can be revived.

1103
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,400
I'll have to search.

1104
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,320
Actually, we don't live in the same state anymore.

1105
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,320
I can't.

1106
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,960
I can send my brother an admission, but she would have typewriters and cameras were like

1107
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,960
the things that she collected.

1108
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,800
I fucking love cameras too.

1109
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,680
Like vintage, like so old.

1110
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,140
I took a picture on a camera from the 70s of us today.

1111
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,160
She had a massive tote, like two totes of just cameras.

1112
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,120
Does she have like roly flexes?

1113
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,480
I wish I knew what that meant.

1114
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:38,840
Also watches again, I don't know if she was just a tweaker or touch of tism, but she collected

1115
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,440
watches and cameras and had a couple typewriters.

1116
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,440
I believe so.

1117
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,760
Those are worth like thousands of dollars.

1118
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,120
If she has one of those, you should get it.

1119
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,840
Well, like even in poor condition, they're crazy expensive.

1120
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:52,040
If it's one of the rare ones, at least like the not so rare ones are still pretty expensive.

1121
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,040
Good to know.

1122
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,920
So you should track that down and sell it.

1123
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,600
If she did have those, I will trudge through our storage unit full of junk or you could

1124
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,360
use it because they're sick as fuck.

1125
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,360
What is it?

1126
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,200
The camera that you use, like you can look down and see what's out and they just they

1127
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,880
take really crisp pictures.

1128
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,880
They're very sought after.

1129
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:16,320
Like photos back to skin walkers.

1130
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,120
Do you have any questions, concerns?

1131
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,440
Are you a skin walker?

1132
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,280
That information cannot be disclosed at this time.

1133
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,320
Please try again later.

1134
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,320
Interesting.

1135
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,520
Why are why are some people skeptic about skin walkers?

1136
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,840
Well, because they're silly.

1137
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,320
And yes, for one, for two, in a day and age where everything is videotaped and there's

1138
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,840
cameras absolutely everywhere.

1139
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,480
It's hard.

1140
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:43,640
Also in the age of AI editing, it's hard to determine if there is video proof or documentation,

1141
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,280
if it's real or if it's faked.

1142
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:51,920
So it's as with all cryptids, Sasquatch, Wendigo's skin walkers.

1143
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,360
It's hard.

1144
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,520
They're similar to skin walkers, but more scary.

1145
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:56,520
They don't have shape shifting.

1146
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,340
They're just giant white creatures.

1147
00:46:58,340 --> 00:47:02,120
If you eat a person in the woods, you turn into a Wendigo and then you eat people more.

1148
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,120
That's weird.

1149
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,080
Well, don't be eating strangers in the woods.

1150
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,080
You know, that's why that saying exists.

1151
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,440
Don't eat strangers in the woods.

1152
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:09,440
Yeah.

1153
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,440
I've heard that before.

1154
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,720
Yeah, it's a very real saying.

1155
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:14,920
My mom used to tell me that every time I went to school.

1156
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:20,360
I've been thinking about starting a YouTube channel in which I will just do all of the

1157
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,200
stupid fad diets for six months at a time and report my findings.

1158
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,320
I've been doing the carnivore diet for a month and I feel great.

1159
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:31,160
Like, why not go vegan next and just be miserable for six months and prove that it's wrong?

1160
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:37,000
There's a gentleman on Twitter now called X, but it will always be Twitter, who went

1161
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,560
very viral because he posts daily reviews of eating different foods in the shower.

1162
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,160
Yeah, I've seen him.

1163
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,160
Yeah.

1164
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,160
So I feel like food is a big thing.

1165
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,800
You're going to turn into ASMR thing.

1166
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,080
I think I'm going to have fun with it.

1167
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,480
I think if I edit it, it could turn out okay.

1168
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:52,480
Oh yeah.

1169
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:53,480
You just have to document the benefits.

1170
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,480
The Super Size Me guy.

1171
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,480
Who's that?

1172
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,040
You never watched that documentary in school where he ate only McDonald's for a year and

1173
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,040
got morbidly obese?

1174
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,040
Yeah.

1175
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,760
I don't want to do anything like that.

1176
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,280
I want to try all the ones that people claim are healthy.

1177
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,640
You know what I think would be really interesting?

1178
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,960
If I did the Dougie?

1179
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:10,960
Well yes.

1180
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:11,960
But what's up?

1181
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:12,960
Finish your thought.

1182
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:19,040
Is if you put your dogs on those same diets, because I see a lot of people telling me that

1183
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,240
cats are vegan.

1184
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,240
And I-

1185
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,240
Who the fuck tells you that cats are vegan?

1186
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,200
I have a sinking suspicion that they are not.

1187
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,920
Cats are not vegan.

1188
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,080
If I died right now, Toast would have me devoured in like a day and a half.

1189
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,320
Have you seen his fucking gut?

1190
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:37,240
You might have better luck starting on TikTok or something and then going over to YouTube

1191
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:41,640
because nowadays YouTube videos are not the primary source that people are watching.

1192
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,000
YouTube's actually going down.

1193
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Agree to disagree.

1194
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I'm on the tube every day, baby.

1195
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Yeah.

1196
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Like last night-

1197
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Are you watching people with diets?

1198
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,480
No, I'm watching people shoot guns.

1199
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,800
That are not allowed on TikTok.

1200
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:58,000
YouTube example, last night I'm sitting there scrolling through on duty, eating my food.

1201
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Gunny walks in.

1202
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,280
He's like, hey Stalky, get off your phone.

1203
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,280
You're on duty.

1204
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,800
I'm like, okay.

1205
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,960
Gunnery sergeant.

1206
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:12,040
You expect me to sit here and eat my dinner and not watch alt-right YouTube shorts.

1207
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,040
Are you fucking kidding me?

1208
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,280
Emotionally, emotional support YouTube.

1209
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,280
Yeah.

1210
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,840
My emotional support Jordan Peterson.

1211
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:24,320
People talk, people are like, oh, people are always on their phones, but like six years

1212
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,680
ago people would be doing everything with a newspaper in front of their face.

1213
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,000
Did you say six?

1214
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
60.

1215
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Oh.

1216
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Not six.

1217
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000
You definitely said six.

1218
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
I definitely said 60.

1219
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,920
Yeah, back in fucking 2007, 2018.

1220
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,040
Back before the cell phone revolution.

1221
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,420
Back in my day.

1222
00:49:40,420 --> 00:49:43,280
People just always had newspapers in front of their face.

1223
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:47,920
The big massive stuff on trains, reading their breakfast.

1224
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:48,920
My dad still does that.

1225
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:49,920
I got a pee real bad.

1226
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,800
Do you guys want to pause or keep, you guys want to talk while I'm gone?

1227
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:53,800
Just pause it.

1228
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,920
Oh, I'm gone for real, for real.

1229
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,600
What were we talking about other than spewing new age slang?

1230
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,600
For real.

1231
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,720
Newspapers and how they, back in 2018 they were just the tits.

1232
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:05,720
That's true.

1233
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:06,720
That's true.

1234
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:07,720
A lot of people did use them back then.

1235
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:10,720
Do you want to go to the comedy club Thursday?

1236
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:14,280
Do you want to fucking bite the bullet and just do it?

1237
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,280
We're not very funny.

1238
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,800
We don't know that.

1239
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:20,640
I think we are probably pretty on par if not better than Wilmington's finest.

1240
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,640
That is true.

1241
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,360
I've only been to Wilmington once, but it did not.

1242
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,360
It's not a funny place.

1243
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,480
It is not a town that radiated humor.

1244
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:31,400
Fucking had all those people dressed up coming out of Shrek the musical.

1245
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,880
I feel like you just need to know your audience.

1246
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,920
If you're going to have younger people, you need to have jokes that are going to hit with

1247
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,520
them, but the older generation, you just need jokes about hating your wife.

1248
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,240
You want to go there and get kicked off the stage?

1249
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:46,400
Just see how far out we can go.

1250
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,680
We only have three minutes.

1251
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,560
I can say some wild shit in three minutes.

1252
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:56,240
I'd like to go and try it because I'm going to regret it if I don't for one.

1253
00:50:56,240 --> 00:51:02,200
Two, I know that I'm either going to really enjoy it or I'm going to fucking hate it and

1254
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,200
never want to do it again.

1255
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:07,760
Either it's going to become a weekly thing or I'm going to be like, wow, I'm glad I didn't

1256
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,320
want to do that.

1257
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,560
I'm glad I'm not 40 thinking I bet I could do that.

1258
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,040
I tried it and it sucked.

1259
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,560
I could bullshit for three minutes.

1260
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,240
Let's do it.

1261
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:20,440
I really doubt if you got up there and you talked for 20 seconds and then froze up and

1262
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,640
like, oh, I'm done.

1263
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,640
I don't think they're going to be like, no, motherfucker.

1264
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,640
No, you're not.

1265
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,640
Get back up there in three minutes, bitch.

1266
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,640
What was the name on the back?

1267
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,120
It was like peepee town or something like that.

1268
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,120
Something fucking weird.

1269
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,120
Yeah.

1270
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,800
The bouncer in his cargo shorts is going to walk up and be like, you get back up there.

1271
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,800
You finish your shit.

1272
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:40,480
The guy that had the barista fucking- He had an apron and cargo shorts on.

1273
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,480
The bottom apron, yeah.

1274
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,480
Yeah.

1275
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,480
Excuse me.

1276
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,480
You need to settle down, sir.

1277
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,480
You're being too rowdy.

1278
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,360
We did not allow heckling in this joint.

1279
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,320
To be fair, that heckler was something else.

1280
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,320
I fucking sucked.

1281
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,320
I wanted to punch him.

1282
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:55,320
I've seen a lot of discourse about that, that nowadays-

1283
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,320
About that guy?

1284
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,320
About the hecklers and all him particularly.

1285
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,400
He's banned forever.

1286
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:05,640
But no, that hecklers have just become more prevalent and more bold since the COVID era

1287
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,520
because people just lost all social skills.

1288
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:13,640
I think it's that and YouTube or TikTok comedians are getting very popular and they see all

1289
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,080
the stuff they push out because they don't want to push their actual routine because

1290
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,280
they want a Netflix special to show that.

1291
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:19,760
They just push out their crowd work.

1292
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,880
It's all just hecklers and people are like, oh, that's what you do at a comedy club.

1293
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,120
You go and you heckle.

1294
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:29,480
Some people, some comedians also, their whole spiel is just crowd work, their whole thing.

1295
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,840
Yeah, some people just get up there and do crowd work.

1296
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:32,840
The guy that we saw?

1297
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,720
No, the guy, Shultz, you know who I'm talking about?

1298
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:35,720
He does the-

1299
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:36,720
Oh, Andrew Shultz?

1300
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:41,240
Yeah, he does the seals and blackface thing.

1301
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:47,600
The guy that we saw before, Rachel Feinstein, he only did crowd work because of the heckler.

1302
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,920
He definitely had a set he was going to do and just didn't get to do it.

1303
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,600
It's too bad the heckler wasn't funny.

1304
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:52,600
Yeah.

1305
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,600
They rarely are.

1306
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,600
It's not that-

1307
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,600
He didn't even get the guy.

1308
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:56,600
It's just funny though.

1309
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:57,600
He's sitting there like, ah, wires, San Francisco.

1310
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:58,600
It's not that he-

1311
00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,600
I got sucked.

1312
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:00,600
It's not just that he wasn't funny.

1313
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:01,600
Russia.

1314
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:06,600
He just was getting to the point where it was cringy.

1315
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,160
It was like, okay, you keep doing this and it's not for the guy.

1316
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,560
It was cringy from the beginning though.

1317
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,280
He didn't start out strong and get worse.

1318
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:16,280
It was just like, this guy has obviously had too much to drink.

1319
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,080
Also the girl he's with is uncomfortable and it's just not a fun time for anybody.

1320
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,000
I'm glad they shut him the fuck up before she went on because that would have sucked.

1321
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,680
I feel like she would have just obliterated him though.

1322
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,280
That would have been kind of great to see.

1323
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,280
Yeah, that's true.

1324
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:28,600
She didn't do any crowd work.

1325
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:29,600
That kind of sucked.

1326
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,760
They do have a policy of no heckling.

1327
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,760
That might be why.

1328
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,760
Well, she did say she was working on her Netflix specials, so she was probably trying to stick

1329
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:37,760
to-

1330
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:38,760
Yeah, she was like three days out from it.

1331
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,080
Yeah, she kept looking at her script, so she's probably focusing on practicing.

1332
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:42,080
That's true.

1333
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,080
I wonder if it's out yet.

1334
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,080
I don't know.

1335
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,080
Her Netflix special.

1336
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,080
I don't know.

1337
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,080
Because she recorded it in New York that weekend.

1338
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,080
Yeah.

1339
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,080
Did she?

1340
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,080
Good for her.

1341
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,080
Or the next weekend I think.

1342
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:55,000
The one time I went to a Steve-O show, he did not have one heckler because the stuff that

1343
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,440
he would show was just so vile.

1344
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,440
He showed-

1345
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,440
He was just pulling his balls out a bunch.

1346
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,120
That seems like something Steve-O would do.

1347
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,480
He showed his vasectomy and then him riding a horse after vasectomy.

1348
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,480
Immediately after.

1349
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,480
And three men passed out.

1350
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,480
Why would you do that?

1351
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:10,480
Because it's fucking Steve-O.

1352
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:11,480
Three.

1353
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,480
That wasn't even the most-

1354
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,360
Was it even a comedy or was it just him watching videos of himself while people were there?

1355
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:21,080
It was his exclusive bucket list tour, so it was him doing extreme things that only

1356
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,040
Steve-O's bucket list could include.

1357
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,520
And then he would do his special in between the clips of the videos where he would talk

1358
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:28,520
and do his jokes.

1359
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,520
And then he would tell the story.

1360
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:30,520
And then he would show the video.

1361
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:34,160
So you're telling me Steve-O went and did extreme things all over the country for an

1362
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,160
exclusive tour?

1363
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,400
That doesn't sound like him at all.

1364
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,600
He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy that would do extreme things for books.

1365
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:45,240
He did such obscene things that it wouldn't be able to be included in a movie or like-

1366
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,240
Really?

1367
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,240
No film.

1368
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,240
Yes.

1369
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,240
Jackass?

1370
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,240
They wouldn't put it in Jackass?

1371
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,240
It was bad.

1372
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,920
I'm not going to spoil it because I don't want to get in trouble because it said it's

1373
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,960
supposed to be super copyrighted.

1374
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,360
You can't talk about what it was.

1375
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,360
But that was the big-

1376
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,360
Yeah, Steve-O was a big supporter of us, so that's a good call.

1377
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,440
Imagine going the legal battle against Steve-O.

1378
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,000
I don't think you'd even need to settle it in court.

1379
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,240
Steve-O would just meet you outside your house in underwear to fight for it.

1380
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,360
Like fucking piss on you or something?

1381
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:16,840
Nobody could heckle because they were far too shocked by the things they were seeing.

1382
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,360
One of that being showing in depth his vasectomy and then horse riding immediately after.

1383
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:25,160
You get a knock on the door, you walk outside, it's Steve-O on a bull.

1384
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,160
Let's go motherfucker.

1385
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,160
Somebody pokes around the door, spray paints you red.

1386
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,920
Oh no!

1387
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,680
Just human feces flying at your eyes.

1388
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:38,840
After Steve-O's raspy, destroyable cords, like, I heard you were talking shit.

1389
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:39,920
That midget's there somewhere.

1390
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,040
You can hear Stephen Hawking from the neighbor's house.

1391
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,040
Yes, we're on.

1392
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,040
Sling, the poop.

1393
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,040
That's a solid point.

1394
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:50,920
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an avid Jackass fan because of the midgets.

1395
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,720
Well, there's only one midget, right?

1396
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:53,720
Yeah.

1397
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,720
What's his name?

1398
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:55,720
There's been clips.

1399
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:56,720
Wee Man.

1400
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,000
There was clips in Japan where they had the man chased by a crowd of midgets.

1401
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,920
I wonder if he just, good old Stephen just had that on for loop.

1402
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,920
Oh yes.

1403
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:02,920
Oh yes.

1404
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,800
Look at their little legs.

1405
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,520
I wish I could touch myself.

1406
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,520
Oh my God.

1407
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,240
I don't like for this to go on.

1408
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:16,280
Just called him some poor physics intern like, yes, Dr. Hawking, what can I do for you?

1409
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,920
Jack me off.

1410
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,480
Get to my house now.

1411
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:20,480
I'm sure if he-

1412
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,160
I will raise your grade.

1413
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:28,720
I'm sure if he could speak by eye direction, by looking at a screen, he had other mechanisms

1414
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:33,840
to relieve himself via just his eyeballs.

1415
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:40,640
I think a good idea for an SNL skit would be somebody playing Stephen Hawking, but having

1416
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:46,320
Snoop Dogg's voice as the computer voice.

1417
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:50,280
Like Snoop Dogg when he would narrate the planet earth or the animal documentaries.

1418
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,680
I feel like listening to Snoop Dogg saying-

1419
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:57,040
Oh, Stephen Hawking's, his computer's malfunctioning and it's Snoop Dogg now.

1420
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,880
Or just something ridiculous.

1421
00:56:58,880 --> 00:56:59,880
Good one.

1422
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:00,880
That seemed-

1423
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,440
If you, I assume Stephen Hawking was a wealthy man.

1424
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:09,040
If you had that, wouldn't you just, wouldn't you hire Morgan Freeman or somebody like that

1425
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,080
to become your new voice?

1426
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,200
Seems like he was okay with his voice.

1427
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,200
He stuck with it for forever.

1428
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,200
He was worth about $20 million.

1429
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:20,020
So yeah, he definitely could have afforded a new voice chip.

1430
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:26,240
If I was Stephen Hawking, I would want a hundred percent have the voice of Mr. T be my thing.

1431
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:30,040
I pulled into the lecture and instead of like some weird, I was expecting my little robot

1432
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,640
voice and I just get him to like, what a fool.

1433
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:34,640
Listen up motherfuckers.

1434
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:35,640
That'd be fun.

1435
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:40,360
I wonder if swears were in his arsenal.

1436
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,760
Like is there video anywhere of Stephen Hawking swearing with his robot voice?

1437
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,400
I don't know.

1438
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,920
I think, I believe there is.

1439
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:52,000
Was it something that he just didn't dapple in?

1440
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,200
Fucking draws the line at fuck.

1441
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,760
And he can midget, so that's his shit.

1442
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,760
No bad words.

1443
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,960
Stephen Hawking's son put swear words in dad's speech machine.

1444
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:07,280
Wait, Stephen Hawking had a son?

1445
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,720
He was a normal guy for a while.

1446
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,920
I think he had kids after he became paralyzed.

1447
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,680
He was, he was just a really smart guy until he was in like his mid twenties.

1448
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:21,360
Oh, I didn't know when his condition happened.

1449
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:22,360
When it took its toll.

1450
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,360
I'll give you, there's a movie about him.

1451
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,360
I can't remember what it's called.

1452
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,880
It was just a normal dude.

1453
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,920
You want to know something wild that I recently learned?

1454
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,480
Stephen Hawking, while he was like paraplegic, cheated on his wife.

1455
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,480
Like, classic.

1456
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,480
With a midget?

1457
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:39,480
I don't know.

1458
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:45,880
Well, I imagine just, I don't, I don't, I don't know how that even occurs.

1459
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:46,880
How do you?

1460
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:47,880
Probably a student.

1461
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:48,880
Oh my God, his mind.

1462
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,880
It's so out of this world.

1463
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:57,040
And he's just laying there like drooling down his face, moving his eyes really fast to try

1464
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,040
and flirt.

1465
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,240
Like I got to get that paraply dick.

1466
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,240
Okay.

1467
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,760
Well, that's the thing you said.

1468
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,760
Yeah.

1469
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,280
I actually hate that so much.

1470
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:12,560
You got anything else about a skin walkers or doji cat killing Matthew Perry or anything?

1471
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,120
Don't tell Lisa though, cause she'd be real upset.

1472
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,120
Those cats.

1473
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:23,520
Doji cat was, you know, rumored for all the extremists because she had like her, one of

1474
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,640
her videos out that was super demon based and everything.

1475
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,920
And she got off the rocker and people said that she's going through a Britney Spears

1476
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,080
thing.

1477
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,080
That level of control.

1478
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:36,400
And there's that guy who's the guy that used to be a normal looking guy, but now he's like

1479
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:40,960
fat and worship Satan Sam Smith, maybe one of the white guys.

1480
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,960
Yes.

1481
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:42,960
Sam Smith, the gay singer.

1482
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,200
I don't, I know nothing of his sexual orientation.

1483
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,400
I just know that he used to be a normal looking guy and now he's fat and wears like devil

1484
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:50,400
horns.

1485
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,400
Yes.

1486
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:55,880
It was, he was wearing slim BDSM gear at his last concert with devil things.

1487
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:56,880
Yes.

1488
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:57,880
None for me.

1489
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:02,200
As he's not a slim man, it was certainly a sight, but he's a great voice.

1490
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,880
I like his songs.

1491
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,320
You wish into devil worship music.

1492
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,000
That's what you're saying.

1493
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,960
That is actually exactly what I'm saying.

1494
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,400
They must've had a good soul because they made some good music.

1495
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,880
They pay a good price.

1496
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:14,880
It'd be a shame.

1497
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,520
You know what's crazy is the Norwegian black metal artists, man, they're out here writing

1498
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:19,720
devil songs for free.

1499
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,200
They're not getting an insane amount of money.

1500
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,120
In fact, they're making very little money.

1501
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,960
They're probably wicked famous for Norwegians though.

1502
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,600
Like maybe that's like, damn, you were born in the wrong place.

1503
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,840
You're not going to make a lot of money.

1504
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,240
A couple of people are going to know about you.

1505
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,800
If this long guy, he's going to be a fan.

1506
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,800
That's fair.

1507
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:35,800
That's fair.

1508
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:36,800
Shies my man, Nergal.

1509
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,800
Nergal?

1510
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:38,800
Yeah.

1511
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:39,800
Is that his name?

1512
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,800
Nergal, lead singer of behemoth.

1513
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:43,880
I hate that.

1514
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,720
Come on, dude, get with the program.

1515
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,960
Also why doesn't Sam Smith have to have a silly little demon name?

1516
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,960
Why would he?

1517
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,440
I don't think Nergal is a demon name.

1518
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,320
I think it's just a dorky Norwegian name.

1519
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,080
Oh no, his real name is Adam.

1520
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,080
Oh, what the fuck?

1521
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,400
Why does he go by Nergal?

1522
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,600
That's his black metal demon name.

1523
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,840
It's a black name.

1524
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,040
Hello, I'm Nergal.

1525
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:10,200
It's nice to meet you.

1526
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:15,240
I'm just saying Nergal Orion.

1527
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,120
What's his name?

1528
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:18,120
You're anonymous.

1529
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,720
They all had to have spooky little names.

1530
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:23,200
His name is you're anonymous?

1531
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,200
You're anonymous.

1532
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:27,040
Yeah, he was murdered by...

1533
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,280
Was he murdered by Mergal?

1534
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,520
No, he was murdered by...

1535
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,520
Damn it.

1536
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,520
Killed?

1537
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:40,400
He was murdered by Varg Vakerns when he was going by the name of...

1538
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:41,400
Varg Vakerns.

1539
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:42,400
Varg Vagnes?

1540
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,400
I think he's Varg Vagnes.

1541
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,760
Bekhan is going by the name...

1542
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:48,760
Classic Varg Vagnes.

1543
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,760
Counting Disculia or something like that.

1544
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:55,520
I remember the Counting Disculia days vividly.

1545
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:59,360
They're all out there putting in the actual satanic work and then Doja Cat just to show

1546
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,640
up and say she's a cow and get all the fame.

1547
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,640
Just like...

1548
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:03,640
Moo.

1549
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:07,160
How about you don't worship Satan in my household?

1550
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:08,160
Okay.

1551
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,040
I'll go stand outside.

1552
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:15,080
It seems like the work to reward ratio is a little off is all that I'm saying.

1553
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:19,640
It's actually in your lease that you cannot make moo noises on the property.

1554
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,640
Probably.

1555
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,640
They have everything else listed on the lease.

1556
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,120
You can't work on your cars.

1557
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:24,120
What?

1558
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:25,520
You can't change your oil on the property.

1559
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:26,880
You can't work on your car?

1560
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:27,880
This is true.

1561
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:28,880
You can't work on your car.

1562
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:29,880
You can't pet sit.

1563
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:30,880
You can't have any pets.

1564
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,360
Did you guys fucking rent a house from Hitler?

1565
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,360
Apparently.

1566
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,360
What is that?

1567
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,600
But then our other neighbor has...

1568
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:36,600
No Jews in the attic.

1569
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:37,600
Now shows up with that one.

1570
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:38,600
What the hell?

1571
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:39,600
Our other neighbor has six...

1572
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,600
What about the sewers?

1573
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,600
I don't know about the sewers.

1574
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:42,600
What if you built a Jew tunnel?

1575
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,600
Do they put anything in there about that?

1576
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,440
I don't know about the Jew tunnels.

1577
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,440
That's the hot bucket item these days I hear.

1578
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,640
I think there's something in there that you can't dig.

1579
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,640
So, darn.

1580
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:55,480
Is that only for Semites or is that for anybody?

1581
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,040
You know, I'd have to look at the signs for it.

1582
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,860
Specifically stated in the lease, digging by the non-goy on is acceptable.

1583
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:05,860
If you have an abnormally old looking beard, you may not dig on this property.

1584
01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:09,720
Beard digging or hole digging is only acceptable when you have curly sideburns.

1585
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,440
Hazel can dig.

1586
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:12,440
Hazel can dig.

1587
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,440
None of us can.

1588
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:14,440
Interesting.

1589
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:15,440
That's the worst.

1590
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:16,440
Well, yeah.

1591
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:17,440
Just break your lease.

1592
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:18,440
Buy that house down the road.

1593
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:19,440
From you?

1594
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,440
What?

1595
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:21,440
The house down the road from me.

1596
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:22,440
I suppose we can do that.

1597
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,440
I think it was pending last time I saw it actually.

1598
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:24,440
I don't know.

1599
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,440
I don't know.

1600
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:26,440
I don't know.

1601
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:27,440
I don't know.

1602
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,440
I don't know.

1603
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:29,440
I don't know.

1604
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,440
I don't know.

1605
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:31,440
I don't know.

1606
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,440
I don't know.

1607
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:33,440
I didn't realize that actually.

1608
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,320
I think if we broke our lease, we'd have to pay a hefty fine or get a lawyer.

1609
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,220
They legally can't make you your military.

1610
01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:38,220
They definitely know.

1611
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:40,640
They live in Jacksonville, North Carolina.

1612
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,400
If you have orders, they're not going to be real.

1613
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,740
Also though, moving is kind of the worst.

1614
01:03:44,740 --> 01:03:45,740
Yeah.

1615
01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:48,300
Well I mean, it wouldn't be nearly as bad if we're driving 20 minutes down the road.

1616
01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:49,300
Yeah.

1617
01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:50,300
Just make the kid do it.

1618
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:52,320
We have a lot of shit.

1619
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,640
You did zero unpacking.

1620
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,640
I did all the unpacking.

1621
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:55,640
That's fair.

1622
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,200
So it was the worst.

1623
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,720
I kind of hated it.

1624
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:03,720
We still haven't gotten our reimbursement from the military more. Yeah, have you gone yet? I couldn't find it

1625
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:08,940
I drove around to like six different DMOs on do I need to take you I do you have a pin?

1626
01:04:08,940 --> 01:04:10,940
I can go find it. I just don't know where I'm going

1627
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,180
There you find open

1628
01:04:13,180 --> 01:04:17,820
Yeah, cuz like I drove down to the place and it was a shipping lot and they're like no, this isn't the place

1629
01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:18,300
I'm like, okay

1630
01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:24,660
So I went to the next location Google Maps and I drove to the headquarters for SOI and I walked around it's a Geiger

1631
01:04:24,660 --> 01:04:30,260
I that's where Google Maps took me so I walked in and I'm like, hey, I'm looking for DMO and they're like, oh

1632
01:04:30,940 --> 01:04:32,940
Well, why the fuck are you here?

1633
01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:36,500
I'm just a lost little guy and told me get a haircut

1634
01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:43,460
The second one that pulls up I fucking went there they told me it was wrong place they lied to you

1635
01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:46,940
Did you go to the front desk or did you like go upstairs?

1636
01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:53,040
You walk in and there's stairs. There's bathrooms to the right around and through to a desk

1637
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:58,620
It's gonna have some angry civilian. Maybe I walked into the wrong warehouse things. I talked to a confused Lance Corporal

1638
01:04:58,780 --> 01:05:01,220
Yeah, there's like did you go around to the side to the warehouse?

1639
01:05:02,740 --> 01:05:06,700
I pulled up in front of a warehouse and I walked into the open door

1640
01:05:07,340 --> 01:05:11,600
Yeah, that is wrong. Okay gone. Okay. Well to where the pin is where it says DMO

1641
01:05:12,460 --> 01:05:14,460
And then they're ours. I see

1642
01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,640
Well, we live we learn you stinker

1643
01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:20,820
Absolute heathen and she was my fucking best man

1644
01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:22,820
I

1645
01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:31,500
Wanted to talk about I forgot was that the thing that you wanted to bring my attention to discuss

1646
01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:35,540
You said you wanted to discuss something with me. Was it the toilet seat? Yeah, I

1647
01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:39,100
Saw be respectful. I still have no apologies

1648
01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:43,620
I will come to your house and remove your toilet seat. Okay, I'll hover

1649
01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:48,300
It does make sense though that women should put the seat up it doesn't

1650
01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:50,300
It does no it does

1651
01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:55,940
You put go to the toilet and you put seat up right

1652
01:05:56,740 --> 01:06:01,860
That is one. I don't put the seat. No, no, no, like you finish at the toilet. You put the seat back up

1653
01:06:03,380 --> 01:06:06,500
That is one a toilet that's one exchange per person

1654
01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:13,100
What if I have to pee I pee significantly more than you do I had a child I have a mother's bladder

1655
01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:15,300
I pee at least once every hour on the hour

1656
01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:17,300
Stop

1657
01:06:17,460 --> 01:06:20,460
He's like three times an hour most times, okay actually yeah

1658
01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:25,700
I probably so more but he you were based on the fact that we will alternate our bathroom visits

1659
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:28,780
I will probably visit more frequent than you for one

1660
01:06:29,340 --> 01:06:30,780
two

1661
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:33,380
What it doesn't it wouldn't affect you too

1662
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:38,460
You wouldn't have to put the seat up if you would either clean up your mess or just have better aim

1663
01:06:38,460 --> 01:06:41,220
What if we just like to started scheduling?

1664
01:06:41,220 --> 01:06:44,660
Like like sit up see downtimes okay?

1665
01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:49,300
How about we make a deal once you are the one to clean the toilet you can decide the rest

1666
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:52,260
I'm just saying like say 415 but he pays for the toilet

1667
01:06:52,260 --> 01:06:54,260
415 to 430

1668
01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:58,180
You know seat is up 430 to 445 seat is down

1669
01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:00,180
445 450 seat is up

1670
01:07:00,180 --> 01:07:02,180
Are you gonna go in and flip it every 30 minutes?

1671
01:07:02,180 --> 01:07:06,740
You're going in dangerously to like you're only allowed to pee for these certain windows territory

1672
01:07:06,740 --> 01:07:08,740
And I'm sure you're not allowed to pee outside of your house

1673
01:07:08,740 --> 01:07:12,740
You're only other options to sink

1674
01:07:12,740 --> 01:07:14,740
You have no idea okay

1675
01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:21,060
The putting the seat up or down does not affect you but if you like if one's forgotten either way it's going to affect me

1676
01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:22,660
If you forget to put it up there's pee on the seat

1677
01:07:22,660 --> 01:07:26,260
I have to clean up if you leave it up, and I go and wander to go piddle in the dark

1678
01:07:26,260 --> 01:07:31,700
I'm falling in the toilet either way. I am the victim here. Maybe you were supposed to fall in the toilet little fish

1679
01:07:33,140 --> 01:07:37,380
Our fish is supposed to be in the toilet. It's supposed to be water. I don't think the toilet though

1680
01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:39,380
That's where you put them to rest. That's water

1681
01:07:40,340 --> 01:07:42,660
Have you not seen finding Nemo they can obviously live?

1682
01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:47,540
I should have thought about that. I should better educated myself

1683
01:07:48,980 --> 01:07:52,420
Do they go in a toilet finding Nemo? Yes. Yeah, they play dead so they can get back to the ocean

1684
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:55,620
I see have you seen finding Nemo not in several years

1685
01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:58,260
Hazel's watched it like three times

1686
01:07:59,220 --> 01:08:00,580
today

1687
01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:02,660
Yesterday she watched it three times

1688
01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:09,620
Oh, she's watching it three times. Holy shit. She likes it's her new stuff. She every time like he looks sad. She goes. Oh, no Nemo

1689
01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:16,180
Cute yeah, so Nemo sad she gets very empathetic with her shows that she watches

1690
01:08:16,740 --> 01:08:21,380
If I have kids they're going to be watching the raunchiest tv shows as soon as they're born you see

1691
01:08:22,420 --> 01:08:25,620
I thought the same thing and then after watching some raunchy shows

1692
01:08:25,620 --> 01:08:32,600
She was copying the raunchiness. So we were like, probably not anymore. She like murdering people, uh boobies

1693
01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:38,100
She points at boobies. Yeah every time that's fucking hilarious

1694
01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:42,900
also, because you know, she has a breastfed history, but she

1695
01:08:43,780 --> 01:08:48,340
Also has started saying fuck. Yeah, that's on me. She drops something. She goes. Oh fuck

1696
01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:53,380
There's a guy that I work with that at least once a week talks about how he wants to drink breast milk

1697
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:56,420
Because it's good for gains. I don't think it is they did a netflix thing on this

1698
01:08:56,980 --> 01:08:58,020
That's not the first time i've heard it

1699
01:08:58,020 --> 01:09:04,420
it's because the amount of like nutrition and protein and everything because if you think about it breast smokes to make babies just

1700
01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:09,780
Fucking bulk, but it doesn't actually work like that because babies are so small the nutrient true

1701
01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:15,940
Density is just insane for them. That is there's a netflix thing about a guy that does it for years buys it from people

1702
01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:20,980
And he like has just normal gym gains at best if not like worse

1703
01:09:20,980 --> 01:09:26,740
And somebody who's supplementing properly and he's like, yeah, i'm just really into fitness like you're a normal guy

1704
01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:28,980
That just drinks tit milk. You're just a pervert

1705
01:09:29,940 --> 01:09:31,940
But you know it is the

1706
01:09:32,340 --> 01:09:38,100
Antibiotic properties of breast milk is kind of insane like it's absolutely nuts people still study it like normal milk

1707
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:42,020
Breast milk doesn't behave like normal food like you can leave breast milk

1708
01:09:42,020 --> 01:09:42,500
You don't say

1709
01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,740
And if you leave breast milk and like

1710
01:09:44,740 --> 01:09:45,860
This milk is different than my steak

1711
01:09:45,860 --> 01:09:46,580
Listen

1712
01:09:46,580 --> 01:09:47,540
What's up with that?

1713
01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:48,180
What the hell?

1714
01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:54,740
If you let me finish I would explain more if you put like cow's milk even unpasteurized whatever if you put raw cow's milk

1715
01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:56,820
and breast milk next to each other

1716
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,740
Bacteria will swiftly and

1717
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:06,580
Pretty efficiently grow in the cow's milk, but breast milk or breast milk will not become

1718
01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:11,160
That is not true with raw cow's milk. I have seen the same study be done with pasteurized and unpasteurized

1719
01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:17,540
Well breast milk can last hours upon hours upon hours at room temperature without growing any bacteria

1720
01:10:17,540 --> 01:10:19,940
Nothing better than a milk from a human

1721
01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:22,740
Nice and warm from being left out

1722
01:10:23,940 --> 01:10:30,740
It's a good thing it's not for either of you to drink it's for babies. Well, actually the nutrient density is so insane that

1723
01:10:31,380 --> 01:10:36,500
I was not defending the bodybuilders. I was just saying they have their mind in the right place

1724
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:42,420
It's disgusting and wrong and perverted but i'm gonna revert back to Stephen Hawking here and say again, is it weird?

1725
01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:44,900
Yeah, is it wrong?

1726
01:10:44,900 --> 01:10:51,540
No, like if he wants to drink breast milk power to him clearly a little bit insecure that he's doing under the guise of being a

1727
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:58,420
Mediocre bodybuilder, but nonetheless if somebody tells you it's not wrong somebody tells me they're drinking breast milk

1728
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:01,780
I'm gonna be so fucking mean to them whenever I see them

1729
01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:08,260
Every time I see them you're gonna be mean to children. Oh, that's different. They're supposed to drink it when I see a kid

1730
01:11:08,260 --> 01:11:10,260
30 year old men or not

1731
01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:13,300
What I see a kid getting breastfed. I just slap him in the face

1732
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:15,300
I'm just fucking nerd

1733
01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:19,700
Loser, how about you bill your digestive system up already fucking bitch

1734
01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:23,940
Well, i'm like serious like when babies are breastfed

1735
01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:29,700
They will not have a bowel movement for a week or so because their body just absorbs every single part of breast milk

1736
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:32,020
Because it's so there's nothing that can be wasted from it

1737
01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:35,780
Yeah, I poop like once a week because all the things I eat I absorb because you eat only meat

1738
01:11:35,860 --> 01:11:39,300
You probably have like three feet of shit in your bowels right now. I do not

1739
01:11:39,780 --> 01:11:41,060
How do you know if you checked?

1740
01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:44,180
I can feel it. You cannot can you not feel when you have to poop?

1741
01:11:44,740 --> 01:11:49,300
It just kind of catches. Hey, do we have anything else we want to cover or you got a problem with poop?

1742
01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:53,860
I'd rather not talk about it. Actually pervert you talk about i'm the weird one

1743
01:11:54,580 --> 01:12:00,900
You fully confidently talked about stephen hawking and his midget obsession, but poop is weird and jacking off with his

1744
01:12:01,940 --> 01:12:05,460
Student and or mechanical devices, but a natural body function is where you're like

1745
01:12:06,100 --> 01:12:09,300
there's one time I tried to segment or segue into the uh,

1746
01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:13,460
the cult that the guy that played the joker grew up in and he got all offended by it and like

1747
01:12:14,180 --> 01:12:17,860
The cult the guy who played the joker grew up. Yeah, wakian phoenix you go up in a cult

1748
01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:24,340
Yeah, we started to talk about it. You're like anyways, we're talking about bears again. Oh my bad. Yeah

1749
01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:31,700
I don't have anything. I just I just don't want to fucking talk about poop. I'm not sure why it's controversial. I didn't think it would be

1750
01:12:31,700 --> 01:12:37,780
Boring yeah, that's my bad. Yeah, just trying to make you want to listen to the podcast

1751
01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:41,300
I'm the bad guy here

1752
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:46,020
Um

1753
01:12:47,060 --> 01:12:50,020
Come on again, I feel like this went fairly well, I would say so sure

1754
01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:53,300
I'll present topics get more information about something else since you

1755
01:12:54,340 --> 01:12:57,060
Do not have a job and can read more than us. Yes. Well

1756
01:12:57,060 --> 01:13:03,060
It depends on the day. I I gotta disagree. I I think I have significantly more reading time than homie here

1757
01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:06,180
Like it is I guess you have less to do at work than I do

1758
01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:09,060
You do the research then cool. What do I do?

1759
01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:12,100
First off poop pause

1760
01:13:12,180 --> 01:13:18,260
No, I did not say that I was incapable of researching you just kind of she doesn't have time. I'll do it

1761
01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:22,100
I can make time. I have you know after the little ghost of ed naps

1762
01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:26,980
My free time to do things and I will extensively obsess over topics

1763
01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:30,820
So I will find topics that I think you guys might find interesting

1764
01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:34,740
Sure, but some days I can do the research too. Just not consistently

1765
01:13:35,220 --> 01:13:41,460
Some days I have like 10 hours of work to do in seven hours. Some days I have nothing so big at retaining information on conspiracy theories and

1766
01:13:42,100 --> 01:13:44,100
Do it. That's the fun shit

1767
01:13:44,900 --> 01:13:46,900
Cool noted got it. Okay

1768
01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:50,100
I guess

1769
01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:51,300
See ya

1770
01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:53,300
Yep

1771
01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:23,300
So

1772
01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:53,380
You