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Welcome back to the party's over.

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I'm your host, Kyle O'Donaghy.

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I'm back as always with my co-host, Jonathan, the Prince of Crunk, Stolke.

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How are you, John?

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Great, how are you?

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Doing pretty good, doing pretty good.

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I forgot to think of a nickname for you, so I had to whip that one up off the fly.

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Probably not my best, but yeah.

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Yeah, I don't know what that meant.

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Crunk is like the, you know, Lil' John?

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Getting crunk?

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Yeah, like that's like the type of music.

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Lil' John, the Eastside Boys.

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Crunk is the type of music?

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Yeah.

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Like from the Emperor's New Group, is that what they based it off of?

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No, no, no, not crunk.

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Crunk.

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C-R-U-N-K.

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I think that's the same thing.

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No, but like it's the music with like the shitty electronic instrumentals and the hard

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bass and Lil' John going, yeah, yeah, in the back.

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It's decent music, it's not that bad.

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No, it's not.

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The one little John song that I vaguely remember from middle school was not bad.

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Yeah, he's got a lot of songs where he just yells, yeah, in the background.

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Yeah, I think that's kind of his thing.

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DJ Khaled yells, we the best music and does nothing else.

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Yeah, I mean, power to him.

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He's worth like, I don't know, more money than I am, so.

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Yeah, I think he's actually a really good producer, but you know.

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You know what I said to that?

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He's a fat guy on a plane too, so.

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I wasn't talking about DJ, I was talking about fucking Lil' John.

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What about Lil' John?

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He yells, yeah, and he makes ridiculous amounts of money.

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Yeah!

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Imagine being famous for a single word, it's gotta be great.

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Until like someone catches you at Walmart, they're like, there he is, there he is, there

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he is, Lil' John, Lil' John, say the line.

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He's like, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Like, ahhhhh.

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Oh shit, he said it.

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I don't know.

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There's like, there's certain types of famous, you know.

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You set out to be famous, and you're playing a risky game, because you could get exactly

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what you want.

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You could, like, I think Shane Gillis is the perfect type of famous.

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The dude bro famous?

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Yeah, man, like the dudes all know him.

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You see it, somebody sees him, they're like, my boyfriend loves you, that's the end of

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the story.

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A dude sees him, he's like, hey, I love your stuff, let me buy you a beer, that's perfect.

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I don't think women want to talk to Shane Gillis.

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I'm sure that they don't, I'm sure they don't.

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But like, he ahhhhh.

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He talked about in his special how like he can see women getting more and more annoyed

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during his comedy sets, and guys are just like, yeahhhh, the entire time.

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You got to, even like Travis Kelcey, man, he set out to be fucking football famous,

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and he was for all those years, man.

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He was the guy.

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Yeah.

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And then the ol' T-Swizzle hopped in there, and now all the teenage Swifties are like,

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so here's Travis Kelcey and his brother, it's everything we know about him.

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Anyways, he may have CTE, is she grooming him?

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Because he is mentally a 17 year old.

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I did three semesters, yep, they're saying this.

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Did they say that?

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Yep, this is an actual conversation that's happening on TikTok right now.

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I did three semesters on psychology, CTE is very serious.

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Travis Kelcey's been playing football since he was 19 years old, okay.

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We don't know how many concussions he could have.

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Is she grooming him?

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Because he's mentally like only 14.

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He's mentally 17 years old.

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There's no way they're actually saying that.

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Is that a real thing?

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I'm being totally serious.

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Oh my God.

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Hang on, let me.

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Oh my goodness gracious.

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Do you think that whole thing was orchestrated?

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Did the NFL slash the Kansas City Chiefs slash, and hear me out on this one, Andy Reid pull

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that off, make that happen?

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If they did, I have a sinking suspicion Andy Reid played a very little role in it.

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I don't know, dude.

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If Andy Reid waddled up to me and asked me to do something, you can bet your ass I'm

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doing it.

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That man's got pole.

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I don't think he has a gravitational pole, yes.

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You hating on Andy Reid, dude?

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He is the only coach in NFL history to be the most winningest coach for two franchises.

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The Travis Kelcey mental age possible grooming scandal is a very real thing, and I wish that

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it wasn't.

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He's not like special needs.

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He's not smart.

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Have you watched the movie Concussion?

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Is that the Will Smith one?

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No, I've not.

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I've just been like, basically it's like this thing CTE, you get a concussion and you pretty

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much just die.

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I guess the movie starts off with an old Steelers center.

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This is like a real thing.

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He was living in his van pulling his teeth out with pliers.

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What?

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Yeah, but back in the day, the strategy was to just sling your noggin and do as hard as

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No wonder they had concussions.

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Now, we're a little more proactive about it.

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I feel like maybe, maybe Travis Kelcey is not regressing at a faster rate than, I can't

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think of a person who regresses mentally, but I feel like-

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A football player from the 70s?

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Well, yes.

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I don't think that's a real concern they need to be having.

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No, I don't think Travis Kelcey is incompetent.

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I think he's just a goofy guy.

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Yeah, real goofball.

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Yeah.

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Why are they worried about Travis?

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Jason Kelcey, his brother, is a center.

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The guy who probably gets domed in the face the most in the entire football lineup.

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But he doesn't act like a dork.

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He just acts like a 40-year-old dad.

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Like a dad, yeah.

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You know who did, their age basically just stopped?

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It was Aaron Hernandez.

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That's a weird one.

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Yeah, dude.

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It's almost like he just-

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Died?

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Weird.

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He killed a dude, right?

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What was the deal with him?

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I remember that being a big thing in middle school.

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He killed a bunch of guys, dude.

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Baseball.

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I was a big Aaron Hernandez fan for a minute there.

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A big what?

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Not because he was a patriot, it was because he was in jail.

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I thought you said anarchist.

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No.

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What does that have to do with this?

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I thought I was edgy.

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But he was dealing drugs because his $37 million a year contract wasn't enough.

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Not enough?

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Yeah, obviously.

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I don't even know how you'd expect someone to live off that money, quite frankly.

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Disgusting.

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Don't even get me started on Brock Perna.

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That guy only made like $800,000 this year.

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Poppers wages, dude.

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Disgusting.

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But one of the dudes he was dealing drugs with shorted him or something like that, so

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he killed him.

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Naturally?

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Yeah.

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And then one of his other friends was like, hey, we witnessed this thing, so and so and

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so and so.

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He's like, oh, weird.

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So he killed him.

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Because he saw it?

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Yeah.

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And then he killed another guy in the same movement.

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He's killing his boy and then he killed his other friend.

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And then the police are like, hey, these three guys died and we have you on video doing it.

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He's like, no, you don't.

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And then he killed himself.

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And they took him out of his house in that silly white t-shirt.

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Yeah.

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They got him in cuffs like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Let me throw a t-shirt on.

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They're like, yeah, you can't put your arms in the sleeves, though.

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We're just going to put it over your neck.

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You look like a dork.

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What a guy.

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He killed himself, right?

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He hang himself?

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Yeah, he hung himself after he got denied parole, I think.

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I wonder why.

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My man, he went into prison and tied it in and came out a wide receiver.

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Are you kidding me right now?

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I was kidding.

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I wonder why he didn't get parole.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, yeah, he also, while he was in prison, he got like gang tattoos on his neck.

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Why?

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I have no idea.

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Aaron Hernandez was clearly not a smart man.

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He's also suspected of killing five guys in college.

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Yeah, Aaron Hernandez is not a good dude.

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He was out there fucking murdering dudes for years?

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I guess.

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Jesus.

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You know what the craziest, on his Florida Gators football team, two of his other guys

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got arrested for murder while he was there.

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Another one was Tim Tebow.

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Tim Tebow, yeah.

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All right, so we got three murderers and the guy who's going to be most widely known for

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being a mediocre quarterback and super religious.

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The three murderers and the really nice guy.

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Yeah.

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The really nice guy with big arms.

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Can't throw a football for shit, though.

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You remember when he won a fucking playoff game?

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That was the wildest shit.

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I don't remember that at all.

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I didn't give a shit about Tim Tebow.

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It was the year before the Broncos got Peyton Manning.

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He like they had a run.

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He was not playing well, but like the last two minutes he could just fucking get it done

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for whatever reason.

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Got him to the playoffs and they won a playoff game again, like in the last two minutes.

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Shit was wild.

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It's not worth looking up because it's just some shitty football.

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Yeah, Waukee.

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My mother, she has a friend who is, I don't know what the exact condition is, but she

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is a little mentally not put together.

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Sure.

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She was in her late 40s, early 50s, vehemently convinced that she was destined to marry Tim

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Tebow.

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And he came on a speaking tour about his new book or something like that.

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She was so adamant.

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Like stalker level?

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I don't know.

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I didn't have a conversation with her because I didn't want to have that conversation at

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all, obviously.

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I just got the eavesdrop on it all.

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My mom's like, oh, yeah, well maybe.

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Your mom was just playing along with it?

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She wasn't like, hey, maybe Tim Tebow doesn't want to marry you.

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I don't.

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Should have crushed her dreams.

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That's what I would have done.

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That's what I would have done.

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Good heavens.

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That's uncomfortable.

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Yeah.

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I don't know why.

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Admittedly, I'm not the best person to talk to about your hopes and dreams.

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Why wouldn't you just shatter them with a hammer?

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Why wouldn't you do that?

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Just get it over quick.

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Yeah.

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Boom.

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I go, you're going to marry Tim Tebow?

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That's stupid.

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Shut up.

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He's going to marry a model and we all know it.

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And guess what?

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He did.

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Did he?

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I think so.

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If he's still single.

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No, he's not single.

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He's married.

259
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I just don't know who he's married to.

260
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Let's see.

261
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I don't follow Timbo these days.

262
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Tim Tebow wife.

263
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Oh, yeah.

264
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South African model.

265
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Nailed it.

266
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Yep.

267
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Good for you, Tim.

268
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Power to you.

269
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Happy for you.

270
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I hope he's happy.

271
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Remember when he also tried to come back and be a fucking baseball player?

272
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Yeah, and he was not good.

273
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Yeah.

274
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But she's 27.

275
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How old is he?

276
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Older than that.

277
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He's like in his late 30s, isn't he?

278
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Probably, yeah.

279
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Mid 30s, 36.

280
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Huh.

281
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So.

282
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That's not that weird.

283
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That's not crazy, I guess.

284
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It's eight years.

285
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,200
That's not that bad.

286
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,200
That's nothing.

287
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:38,360
If she was 18 and he was like 26, that'd be fucking weird.

288
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Yeah.

289
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Yeah.

290
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Checks.

291
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Yeah.

292
00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,640
That's not odd.

293
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Was Nick Saban his coach?

294
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,600
Who was the coach of Florida?

295
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,600
It might have been.

296
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,600
Urban Meyer.

297
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,600
Oh.

298
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,600
Whack.

299
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:56,400
We should talk about BlackRock sometime.

300
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,400
The investment firm?

301
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,840
Yeah, those guys are up to weird stuff.

302
00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,840
Yeah.

303
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,200
Like, I don't have my information together, so we shouldn't do it right now.

304
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,200
But sometime we should do it.

305
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,200
Yes.

306
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,920
Everyone rich hates us and wants us all to die horrible deaths.

307
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:07,920
This is not news to anyone.

308
00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:08,920
Yeah, but it's interesting.

309
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:09,920
I guess.

310
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:10,920
Silly kids.

311
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,920
We can talk about ghost stories.

312
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,920
We can talk about ghosts.

313
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,760
We can talk about some ghosts.

314
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,760
Skinwalkers?

315
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:23,000
I think we established last time inviting skinwalkers is like bad mojo.

316
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000
Inviting them?

317
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000
What do you mean?

318
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I like talking about them.

319
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It's just inviting badness to enter.

320
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And my wife's pretty fond of her dog.

321
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:34,520
I think if he was consumed by an Appalachian spirit, she wouldn't be happy.

322
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,120
What are you worried about?

323
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,600
My dog being consumed by an Appalachian spirit.

324
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,600
I actually just addressed it.

325
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,600
He wouldn't be consumed.

326
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He would just be killed.

327
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,200
Okay.

328
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,200
Possessed by.

329
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,200
That's actually significant.

330
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They can live with you.

331
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Be fine.

332
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,880
Come here Colt.

333
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:51,880
Stand up on hind legs.

334
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:55,680
Well, if he's going to do that, if he's a full sentient being, he's going to be helping

335
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,680
around the house.

336
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,680
You know?

337
00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:01,160
Well, not if he's a Native American spirit demon.

338
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:05,920
If he's living in my house and he has the ability to help, he will do so.

339
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:06,920
That's fair.

340
00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,040
I say we do a skinwalker episode.

341
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,040
I think that'd be fun.

342
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,040
Okay.

343
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,040
I'll buy it.

344
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:15,440
So are we dipping our toe into the themed episodes then?

345
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,440
We could.

346
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,640
Obviously, I don't want to have a script.

347
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,640
That sounds stupid.

348
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,640
Yeah, that's dumb.

349
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,640
But like, you know.

350
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,640
We have guided episodes.

351
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,640
Yeah.

352
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,640
Talking points.

353
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,640
Not Reddit guided.

354
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,640
Yeah.

355
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:27,640
I agree.

356
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:28,640
I think that was the worst.

357
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,160
Something I've been thinking about doing is taking the plot of Seinfeld episodes and

358
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:36,120
putting them in the Am I the Asshole Reddit and just seeing what happens.

359
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,360
I tried to do it.

360
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:43,000
I tried to do it with the episode where they watch the fat guy get char-jacked and do nothing

361
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000
about it.

362
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000
They just make fun of him for being fat from a distance.

363
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,960
And then they get put on trial for not helping.

364
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,400
Like a good Samaritan law.

365
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400
Is that a thing?

366
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,400
It is not a thing.

367
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,400
They made it over the episode.

368
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,360
But it was a funny like three episode stint.

369
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:57,400
It was probably my favorite Seinfeld little mini series.

370
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:02,120
But it said I had like my post was going against community guidelines.

371
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,120
Why?

372
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,120
I don't know.

373
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:07,160
I looked through it and the only thing I could find that would possibly be wrong was

374
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,160
the word pudgy.

375
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:13,840
And I was like I feel like I tried to take it out but honestly Reddit maybe.

376
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,760
That's a trigger word for most Redditors.

377
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:21,760
What can you do Tolkien fan?

378
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:26,080
Tolkien fan who her 90% sure is an old old woman.

379
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,080
Jane Austen still alive.

380
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,080
She's been dead for like 200 years right?

381
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,080
Yeah.

382
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,080
She's like in that.

383
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,080
I was thinking Jane Goodall.

384
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,080
Never mind.

385
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,080
That's the that's the ape lady.

386
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,080
Jane Austen, Jane Goodall.

387
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,880
You know they both did things for women.

388
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:40,880
Both Janes.

389
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,880
Two Janes.

390
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,880
Both women.

391
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,880
Jane from Breaking Bad.

392
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,120
Basically the same person.

393
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,360
She's the dead one right?

394
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,360
Yep.

395
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,360
Yeah.

396
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,360
Well there's a lot of dead ones.

397
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,360
Yeah.

398
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,360
The good goth who choked on her vomit.

399
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,360
Yeah.

400
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,360
Yeah.

401
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,360
I was sad.

402
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,360
She was a good character.

403
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,360
She was.

404
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,840
It was a pity that she had to die horribly.

405
00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,840
Yeah.

406
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,480
Breaking Bad was like we got a decent female character.

407
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,480
Got to get her out of here.

408
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,360
Or the show known for bad female characters.

409
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,880
At least Skylors around here boys.

410
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,160
You seen Better Call Saul?

411
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,880
I'm watching it now.

412
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:18,240
I restarted from the very beginning and I got to say I did not enjoy the beginning so

413
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,240
I am trudging.

414
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,120
It gets better.

415
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:25,680
But I see like the workings like now that I'm watching it I'm not like ugh.

416
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,680
Legal drama.

417
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680
Yeah.

418
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,680
You got to give it time.

419
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,680
Like I see the workings of a good show.

420
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:33,400
I see him getting mixed up with the with the mojo.

421
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,400
How far in are you?

422
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,800
Like what plot point are you at?

423
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,600
So right now I took a break.

424
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,800
Started watching The Sopranos for a little bit.

425
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:45,160
But he had just what's the guy's name?

426
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,160
Tuko's associate?

427
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,160
Yep.

428
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,160
What's his name?

429
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,160
Nacho.

430
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,160
Yeah.

431
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:58,400
He just got Nacho off with the alleged kidnapping charges and he's took that money to pretty

432
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,360
much try to milk his brother's business for all that was worth and they're like you can't

433
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,360
do this.

434
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,720
We're suing you.

435
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,360
What other Breaking Bad characters are in there at that point?

436
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,360
Mike is there.

437
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,360
Yep.

438
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,360
Tuko is there obviously.

439
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,360
Yep.

440
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,360
Yeah that's that's really it though.

441
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,160
You got to chug it out a couple more episodes you'll get invested.

442
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,160
Okay.

443
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:21,200
Because I made it last time I made it all the way to like the you had his you had his

444
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,280
brother on trial then he's like I can't because of electricity.

445
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,000
Oh so you know Hector's in it.

446
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Yeah.

447
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,200
Bro Hector being in it like sells it for me.

448
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,640
Oh yeah and like he's not wheelchair bound yet which is cool.

449
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,640
Yeah.

450
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,640
Yeah.

451
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,640
That's why he is eventually.

452
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,640
It's a good show.

453
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,640
You should watch it.

454
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:43,120
I recommend something that like the reason I asked those because I'm glad they added

455
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:47,760
Kim Wexler because they gave an actual strong female character in the whole universe.

456
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,760
They got one.

457
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,760
I was happy about that.

458
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,800
I enjoy her.

459
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:57,720
It's interesting watching prequels because I don't know that Nacho is going to die but

460
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,680
I know that Nacho is going to die.

461
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,680
You know.

462
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,440
Oh this is a cool character like and then why wasn't he in Breaking Bad.

463
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,440
No he must.

464
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,440
He must die.

465
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,440
Are you sure he dies.

466
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,520
I'm like 87 percent sure.

467
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:12,760
You remember when Walt and Jesse take Saul out to the desert in front of a hole and put

468
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,760
a gun to his head.

469
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,760
Yeah.

470
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,760
Remember what he screams.

471
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,000
No I don't.

472
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Did Nacho send you.

473
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
So is he dead.

474
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:25,160
I guess you'll have to watch.

475
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,160
I guess I will.

476
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,240
Stinker.

477
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:34,760
I think like I have no interest in being in like going to law school but I think being

478
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,040
a sketchy attorney would be so much fun.

479
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,200
Like as a job.

480
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:44,440
If you're just going to do like like public defender law you could probably just fake

481
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,440
a law degree.

482
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,440
Dude you totally could.

483
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,400
Like just study for the bar pass the bar with a fake law degree.

484
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,120
What are they going to do.

485
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,120
Nobody's going to know.

486
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,800
You don't need a lot of going to take the bar.

487
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,280
You needed to be a lawyer though right.

488
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,960
No there's a kid just passed the bar.

489
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:02,200
There's a kid who's in Cali he he spent the entirety of his life and pretty recently he

490
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,200
spent his entire high school.

491
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,840
He's like I don't want to go to college.

492
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,680
So he only studied for the bar.

493
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:12,440
He bombed the shit out of college passed the bar with like a nearly perfect score made

494
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,400
made headlines got hired to a pretty image law firm.

495
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:21,520
I don't know if he is a lawyer or a paralegal or what but the only requirement to being

496
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,800
a lawyer is passing the bar.

497
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,800
Just do that.

498
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,920
That being said if you want to be an accountant brother you need to have a four year degree

499
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,080
in accounting and pass the CPA exam.

500
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:37,360
Obviously so like they take that shit serious bro which is so crazy.

501
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:41,840
You can be represented by a guy who just in his off time studied the bar but you want

502
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,400
your taxes done.

503
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,840
No the thing that you could do yourself from home.

504
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:46,840
No no no no no.

505
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,240
If you're going to do it professionally you need to be North Carolina.

506
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:54,440
North Carolina requires the lawyers in a four year undergraduate degree a three year law

507
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,600
degree and pass the carol Carolina bar exam.

508
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,600
That's super stupid then.

509
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,280
So I guess it's state to state.

510
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,360
Our state requires all of it.

511
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,800
As you establish many times the state sucks though.

512
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,400
I circle back to fake law degree.

513
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,400
Fake law degree.

514
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:12,600
However North Carolina's regulations about things seem to be pretty relaxed so I feel

515
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,200
like most states probably require that.

516
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:21,400
I started watching Suits which is actually about that exact thing and man that show sucks.

517
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,400
Does it?

518
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,400
Oh yeah.

519
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:28,120
That's the show that Princess started acting in.

520
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,120
The Prince's wife.

521
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,600
I can't think of her name.

522
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,240
Why did you call her Princess?

523
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,240
She's married to the Prince.

524
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,880
Oh I thought you meant like Prince of the Singers.

525
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,320
No no no no no.

526
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,280
Megan something or the other one.

527
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,040
And man she is not a good actor.

528
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,040
Really?

529
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,040
Oh yeah no one in that show is.

530
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,040
Well she married up.

531
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,200
Clearly.

532
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:53,920
Like man I'm not a professional writer but dude that bar for being a professional writer

533
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,480
has got to be fucking low.

534
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,480
Bar.

535
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,480
Because they suck.

536
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,760
They're so bad.

537
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,800
My mom really likes that show.

538
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,280
She actually recommended it to me the other day.

539
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,280
I know.

540
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:08,840
That's why I wasn't going to bash the show and they're like oh wait she doesn't listen

541
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,840
to podcasts.

542
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,840
You're allowed to disagree with her.

543
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,840
That's fine.

544
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:17,640
Like he walks in and he's like Mark I don't want to talk to you unless you can help me

545
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,640
with the case.

546
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,200
Then I guess I'm going to be talking for a while.

547
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,200
And he slaps a file on the desk.

548
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,960
Look at this according to the law case and yada yada yada.

549
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,400
He actually broke no laws.

550
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,800
He's like my god you're a genius.

551
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,800
That's stupid.

552
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800
It's super stupid.

553
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800
It's a bad show.

554
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,800
I hate that.

555
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,800
Yeah me too.

556
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,800
Yeah.

557
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,800
I haven't even seen it and I hate it.

558
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,160
Yeah it's a hateable show man.

559
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160
Like the fact that.

560
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,160
What's her name?

561
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,160
Megan.

562
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,160
Megan?

563
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,160
The princess?

564
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,160
I don't know.

565
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,960
Well the fact that she went on to be a princess from this from all this is basically hate

566
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,040
it even more.

567
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:51,200
You don't have to be a good actor to be or actress to be hot.

568
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,440
How do you think.

569
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,520
How do you think he opened that that sentence.

570
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,400
You know it's like hey I seen you in suits.

571
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,400
You suck.

572
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,680
You're not very good but you're good looking.

573
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:09,640
Wasn't she also one of the briefcase ladies on Wheel of Fortune or whatever.

574
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,640
I don't know.

575
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,080
I don't watch much Wheel of Fortune.

576
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080
That being said dude Jeopardy.

577
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,080
I fucked that shit up.

578
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,080
It might have been Jeopardy.

579
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,640
One of the game shows.

580
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,640
Whichever one has.

581
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,640
Briefcase ladies.

582
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,640
Yeah that.

583
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,640
Oh that's the one Howie Mandel hosted.

584
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,640
Yeah I don't know.

585
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,440
I don't really watch TV.

586
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,440
Just Better Call Saul.

587
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,440
I don't think anyone watches TV anymore man.

588
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440
We're all on Netflix now.

589
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,440
Old people yeah.

590
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,440
That's crazy.

591
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,440
True.

592
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,440
20 years ago is the only way to watch.

593
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,640
It was the only way to get information.

594
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:43,400
Watch the entire like watch one of the largest industries in the world just get eviscerated

595
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,400
by an app.

596
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400
I actually don't really love it.

597
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400
The apps suck.

598
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,400
I actually hate it now more.

599
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,400
Yeah it's bad.

600
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,640
10 years ago it was nice.

601
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,040
But they're just raising prices and stuff man.

602
00:20:56,040 --> 00:21:00,200
I'm looking at Pirates Cove again like hey how you been bro.

603
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,200
I pirate shit.

604
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
Yeah don't we all man.

605
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,360
You ain't pirating you ain't winning that's the old saying.

606
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,720
For legal reasons that was a joke.

607
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,720
Yeah I've never pirated anything.

608
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,720
Of course not.

609
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,720
I respect the law.

610
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,600
I paid for all those things on my hard drive.

611
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,600
Promise you that.

612
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,600
Underlated no.

613
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,600
Can you still jailbreak an iPhone?

614
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,600
Is that still a thing?

615
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,600
I don't know.

616
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,600
What does jailbreaking do?

617
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,600
I don't remember.

618
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,600
I remember the term.

619
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,600
I don't remember what it does.

620
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,600
It removed paywall.

621
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,600
That was the big thing.

622
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,600
It removed any paywalls.

623
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,600
What is that?

624
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:33,960
Have you ever needed to pay for an app or pay for a streaming service?

625
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,840
Oh it just gets rid of that?

626
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,320
Yeah you can just skip it.

627
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:42,680
It also gave you a bunch of funny little features like you can put your location in North Korea

628
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,280
and everyone on Snapchat is like whoa.

629
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,280
I do remember that.

630
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,280
Why are you in North Korea?

631
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,280
And you're like oh.

632
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,840
Yeah no I don't think you can do that anymore.

633
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,840
That's too bad.

634
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,840
Way too convenient.

635
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,040
Tech companies are real good about fixing problems but not making good stuff.

636
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,520
It's kind of one of those things.

637
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,760
And they're only big on fixing problems whenever those problems cost them money.

638
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,760
Interesting.

639
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,840
It's almost like they only care about money.

640
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,360
Nah dude they care about our well being.

641
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:18,600
I specifically watched an advertisement that told me Exxon cares about us and the environment.

642
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,600
Now I know that's true.

643
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,600
It's fucking clear as day.

644
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,800
I was confused at first because I was like no they don't but then they told me they did.

645
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,400
How could you question it?

646
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,400
What's wrong with you?

647
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,360
Here these advertisers are telling me it's true so it must be.

648
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,360
True.

649
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,000
Because as we all know false advertising is a crime.

650
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,880
And big corporations they hate committing crimes.

651
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:35,880
Can't do it.

652
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:40,080
One of the things I'm most glad about in this country is that pharmaceutical companies are

653
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080
able to advertise.

654
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,080
I love that.

655
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,400
That is just thank God.

656
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,480
Those people running through that field they are on that drug and they are very happy.

657
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,960
So just ignore the side effects list.

658
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,280
It's only like a minute and a half long.

659
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,280
It's not that bad.

660
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,720
I think it's beautiful is the way that hospitals can declare themselves non-profits and then

661
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,320
accept donations from people like pharmaceutical companies.

662
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,320
That's beautiful.

663
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:08,280
I also really like that doctors can be invested in their own hospitals.

664
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:13,520
So upcharging patients then becomes an incentive to the doctor to make more money.

665
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,280
I got to say the whole European style of health care when I hear about that I get sick to

666
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,880
my stomach honestly.

667
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,200
I would hate ethical health care.

668
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,480
You imagine that.

669
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,480
Unpatriotic.

670
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,200
Oh just the thought of it makes me sick.

671
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,200
On God.

672
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200
Fuck this place sucks.

673
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,200
It sucks so hard.

674
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,200
I don't want to move to the next one.

675
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,440
I'm looking at Poland.

676
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,440
They look nice.

677
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:40,280
I think Norway would be really cool.

678
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,280
Very beautiful.

679
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaking of Norway.

680
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,280
Are you going to Norway?

681
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,280
No.

682
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,280
I don't get to do cool things like that.

683
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:49,280
But let me tell you about a little something called heavy water.

684
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,600
You ever heard of heavy water?

685
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,040
It's like water with minerals in it.

686
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:57,760
I don't know what it is but it is literally just regular water but denser.

687
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:02,340
I don't know how they achieve this but they do.

688
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:11,240
Back in the 1930s heavy water was invented by this company in Norway called, it was a

689
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,560
funny little play on words that made it sound exactly like Norway.

690
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,160
It was like Dorwatt or something like that.

691
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:22,060
They invented this and they were like we don't know what the use is for it yet but it exists.

692
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:26,760
This was back during the time that we were all racing to develop the nuclear bomb.

693
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,880
Was it used to cool things?

694
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,280
It was used to enrich uranium at the time.

695
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,640
I don't know if it still is.

696
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,680
I have done very little research into this besides the little Wikipedia rabbit hole I

697
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,280
delved down yesterday.

698
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:44,920
They just accidentally made a crucial part to the atomic bomb?

699
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,160
They invented it.

700
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,440
It was invented for a while.

701
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,880
No one had any use for it and then they did.

702
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,440
Were people drinking it?

703
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,440
I have no idea.

704
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,480
Actually, I do know you can drink it in small quantities but because it's so dense if you

705
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,480
drink a lot of it.

706
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,600
You can drink fucking gasoline in small quantities.

707
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,440
Well yeah, in large quantities is bad for you.

708
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,360
I don't know how large those quantities are.

709
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:11,880
They invented this stuff and it was being used whenever they were looking at radium

710
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,720
and stuff like that as just the cure all they thought it was at the time.

711
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,280
Turns out it gives you horrible, horrible radiation poisoning.

712
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,260
Anyways, back to the point.

713
00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:27,000
It was being used for radioactive or like uranium enhancement.

714
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:36,000
1930s, the Nazis are invading Poland and these guys at the water plant, they get a call and

715
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,200
they're like, hello, we would like to buy your fucking heavy water.

716
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,200
Your fucking water?

717
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,200
Yeah.

718
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,300
Is it heavy water?

719
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:44,680
We would like it, yeah.

720
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:52,120
They're like, hmm, we know that this stuff is only used in the enhancement of radioactive

721
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,280
materials.

722
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,460
We know that radioactive materials can be used to make a bomb.

723
00:25:57,460 --> 00:26:02,400
We should probably not sell this to the Nazis.

724
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:07,040
They call up the allies and they're like, hey, just so you know, this is a thing.

725
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,340
They're like, we will buy the entire stock off you.

726
00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:14,000
That water plant, they being the coolest guys who've ever lived, they were like, no, you're

727
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,960
not going to buy our entire stock.

728
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:22,080
We're going to give it to you for free so that the Nazis can't have it because now that

729
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,600
we've refused them business, we know that they're coming.

730
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,240
You guys got to get it out here today.

731
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,660
So they did.

732
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:35,360
They dropped this super cool spy mission where they picked up the heavy water in a briefcase

733
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:41,440
and then they took it to an airport in Norway.

734
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:48,360
One plane was going to Europe and the other one was going to Scotland.

735
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:54,680
Then they intentionally leaked their own information so the Nazis knew it was going to Oslo.

736
00:26:54,680 --> 00:27:01,280
They're like, hey, the Nazis now know that it's going to Oslo.

737
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,120
They bought two tickets, one for Oslo, one for Scotland.

738
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,480
They're like, hey, this guy has it.

739
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,320
He's on this plane to Oslo with the water that you need to make your bomb.

740
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:14,200
He got out there and they did a briefcase swap.

741
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,440
He dropped his briefcase and picked up another guy's.

742
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,540
That briefcase was full of gravel.

743
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:21,200
The other guy, he took the heavy water to Scotland.

744
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,440
They took it to Scotland.

745
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:29,920
They were like, you don't understand.

746
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,880
The Nazis are coming for us right now.

747
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,880
We need to go to Scotland.

748
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,300
So they took it there.

749
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:42,520
The same guy, balls of steel, leaked the information that he was taking this heavy water to Oslo.

750
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,160
When he was going to Oslo, they caught him obviously because they knew he was coming.

751
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,560
He had a briefcase full of gravel.

752
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,640
Obviously, he got fucking killed.

753
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:57,800
Fucking nuts to steal that dude to intentionally, knowingly get yourself killed just so that

754
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,440
these dudes can't enrich their uranium.

755
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,920
What a fucking guy, first of all.

756
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,800
I just want to say that's cool shit.

757
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:10,640
Anyways, so he goes to Scotland and they got the heavy water and they need to get it to

758
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,520
France because that's where, for whatever reason, that's where they decided they need

759
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,520
to get it.

760
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:20,120
They need, like, we need a dude to sail this from England to France.

761
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:25,600
But the average guy, they were not sailing from English to France because that was being

762
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,600
invaded by Nazis.

763
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,960
It's not a great place to be at the time.

764
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,960
Billy Joel?

765
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,960
It was not Billy Joel.

766
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,960
Damn.

767
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,680
It was a guy who I'm going to argue was cooler than Billy Joel.

768
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:39,160
That was a man named Mad Jack Howard, 20th Earl of Suffolk.

769
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,840
Do not be confused by the name Mad Jack.

770
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,640
His legal name is Charles.

771
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:48,720
But reading about this guy, I think he's really cool.

772
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,800
This guy, Mad Jack, just fucking lunatic, right?

773
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:57,800
He's like that old-fashioned type of crazy, that crazy you don't really get anymore.

774
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:03,760
They went to go take this heavy water to France and they boarded this guy's boat.

775
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:09,120
They find the entire crew just tossed, Mad Jack is shirtless, trying to pick up girls

776
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,480
from the harbor and throwing bottles at people who are walking by.

777
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,280
And they're like, hey, we need-

778
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,280
Should we throw in the heavy water?

779
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,280
No, no, no, no.

780
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,280
He's just flinging old beer bottles.

781
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,280
They're like, we need to go.

782
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,280
He's like, we're not going.

783
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,280
Me and my crew are all hungover.

784
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,280
We got to wait.

785
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,280
We got to sleep it off.

786
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,280
And they're like, are you kidding me right now?

787
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,780
I'm like, no.

788
00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:31,320
So they sat there in the harbor, all their boys slept off their hangovers.

789
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:38,000
They started smuggling the heavy water and $300 million worth of diamonds.

790
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
That was a side quest.

791
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
That was something that Mad Jack was doing on his own.

792
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,040
That wasn't even part of the mission.

793
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,920
They smuggled it through the Nazi barriers.

794
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,880
They get there and then Mad Jack gets up, again, already drunk again, grabs one of the

795
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,640
scientists who was transporting the heavy water.

796
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,640
He starts shaking the guy.

797
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,080
He's like, there was a 50% chance we were going to make it.

798
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,080
My God, we did.

799
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,280
And they're like, what do you mean a 50% chance we were going to make it?

800
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,280
You told us we were all good.

801
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,280
He's like, no, no, we weren't.

802
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:09,200
We were really going to die there for a minute.

803
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,920
So what a cool dude, man.

804
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,560
What a fucking baller.

805
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:20,420
Later on, this dude, he dies diffusing an unexploded bomb.

806
00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:21,720
Not for any particular reason.

807
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,720
It was just there.

808
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,720
And he's like, I got you.

809
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,720
You do not got him.

810
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:30,880
How old was he?

811
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,880
What a guy.

812
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,320
He died when he was 35.

813
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,320
Jesus.

814
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:40,000
What a fucking dude.

815
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,680
We would not have won the war.

816
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,040
It would have been a lot different had this dude, Mad Jack, not just been a total fucking

817
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:53,140
lunatic who was willing to sail through the most treacherous chunk of ocean while also

818
00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:54,600
smuggling diamonds.

819
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,600
Good for Mad Jack.

820
00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:00,080
See, I was reading about that dude the other day and I was like, this guy needs more attention.

821
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,280
Why is this just a cool dude, not in the history books?

822
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,280
That guy fucks.

823
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,280
Yeah, dude.

824
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,120
History can be such a cool class if they taught us the cool shit.

825
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,320
You want to inspire lifelong level learning?

826
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,700
Teach the interesting stuff.

827
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:14,700
Stop being stupid with it.

828
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:15,700
Not the dumb shit.

829
00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:18,200
In 1847, no one cares, bro.

830
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,640
You tell them how Mad Jack was smuggling diamonds in his off time.

831
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,640
That's what I want to hear about.

832
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,640
Hell yeah.

833
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,360
The education system is horrible.

834
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,360
For the most part.

835
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,120
Anyways, that brings me to my next talking point.

836
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,320
Nobody cares about Indiana.

837
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,680
I care about Indiana.

838
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,680
Indiana sucks.

839
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,680
Let me find you.

840
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,680
You know what I think is wild?

841
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,680
What's up?

842
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,680
There's drugs.

843
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,040
I think one of them is like salvia or something like that.

844
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:50,000
There's people that have taken it and been on like six month trips or so they thought.

845
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:56,400
They found relationships and love and shit and had kids and whatnot.

846
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,640
Turns out it was like 10 minutes real time.

847
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,720
Are they in a different universe?

848
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,720
What the fuck is that?

849
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,720
I have no idea.

850
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,520
Dr. Katie Jenner, Indiana's Secretary of Education.

851
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,680
I want you to know that I am out there and I am working against you.

852
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,680
Anyways, carry on.

853
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,680
How does that shit work?

854
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,080
Why are they not doing more to figure that out?

855
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,080
I have no idea.

856
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:23,600
Have you heard that story about the guy who went to college, graduated, got married to

857
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,600
his college sweetheart?

858
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,600
I've heard that story before.

859
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,320
And he ended up getting a shit beat out of him.

860
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:33,040
Yeah, he had a concussion outside of a frat house.

861
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,040
That's crazy, man.

862
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,040
That shit's wild.

863
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,000
What do you do if that's you?

864
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,340
I don't know.

865
00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:39,340
Your family's not dead.

866
00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:40,340
They didn't exist.

867
00:32:40,340 --> 00:32:41,340
But you think they are.

868
00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:42,720
Yeah, I don't even know.

869
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,000
You believe they are real.

870
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
That shit be wild.

871
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:51,000
What if you woke up tomorrow and it was like the first day of boot camp?

872
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,880
Because the first time waking up.

873
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,520
I think I just hang myself.

874
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,280
I'm not doing that shit again.

875
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,400
Fire watch, give me the two to three shift.

876
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400
Trust me.

877
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,400
Trust me.

878
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,480
I've thought about it.

879
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,480
I've had that dream that I'm waking up at boot camp.

880
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,480
No, no, no, no.

881
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,480
Can you imagine?

882
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,640
I think that's my worst nightmare.

883
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,200
Not my worst, but one of my worst.

884
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,200
I don't even know.

885
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,360
That'd be fucking terrible.

886
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:34,200
If the last five years just didn't happen, it's going to be a no from me, big dog.

887
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:39,560
Just the thought of that kind of ruined my day.

888
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:45,320
It's not even like you could wake up and take your existential wisdom with you because none

889
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,320
of this was real.

890
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:50,680
Everything that I think I know now wouldn't be applicable.

891
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,080
I know how to do my job so well.

892
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,080
I don't.

893
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,080
I made this all up in my head.

894
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,080
Yeah, that was fake.

895
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,080
That's crazy, dude.

896
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:01,040
That kind of shit is wild.

897
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,080
There's got to be something going on there.

898
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,840
I'm not saying other dimensions exist, but what the hell is the human mind capable of?

899
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,840
I think they do.

900
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,840
It's been proven a couple times, hasn't it?

901
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,840
I don't think so.

902
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,840
No, maybe I'm just crazy.

903
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,840
Who did it?

904
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,080
Was it Stephen Hawking, the pervert that liked to watch midgets do math naked?

905
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,640
Let's talk about that for a minute, man.

906
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,840
First things first, let's establish this.

907
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,800
Steve-O, bad guy.

908
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,640
Naked midgets doing math, is it wrong?

909
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:31,000
No, but there's probably kids too.

910
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,320
That was the Epstein thing.

911
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,640
No, dude, the Epstein thing was just getting people in blackmailable situations.

912
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,560
Yeah, like fucking kids.

913
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,480
If you like to watch midgets do math, that's consensual.

914
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,360
It's fucking weird, but it's not illegal.

915
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,480
Let's ignore all that.

916
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:52,840
Stephen Hawking went to a sex trafficker's island and he watched midgets do math.

917
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,880
Okay, yeah, fair.

918
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,120
Did he do anything wrong?

919
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,320
Probably.

920
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,680
I mean like-

921
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,440
What we know is that he liked watching naked midgets do math.

922
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,440
There's nothing wrong with that.

923
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,440
Is it weird?

924
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,440
Yeah.

925
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,120
That's what I'm saying.

926
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,840
But also, he probably did some shady shit or the midgets were just trafficked.

927
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,720
Yeah, if the midgets were trafficked.

928
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,720
All right, go in.

929
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,720
We need three midgets.

930
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,600
The crippled guy is really into them.

931
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,320
If they were not trafficked, where are they now?

932
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:28,720
I waited for a little lady to come on and be like, yes, I did naked math for Stephen

933
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:29,720
Hawking.

934
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,840
If I was a midget my entire life and this story breaks, I'm not coming out with that

935
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,520
information because that just makes my life so much worse.

936
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,520
You get your 15 minutes, man.

937
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,520
That's what it's all about.

938
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,080
Unless you just want to be a normal person.

939
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,080
You're a midget.

940
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,240
You're never going to be a normal person.

941
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:51,200
My manager at McDonald's in high school was terrified of midgets.

942
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,640
Like irrational fear terrified.

943
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,360
She would run out of the back of the restaurant if there was a midget in the lobby.

944
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,880
We were out this is back during Thanksgiving.

945
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,200
We were out getting a pumpkin's car.

946
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:08,560
At the pumpkin place there was a midget.

947
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:13,040
Without thinking I go, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, look, a little person.

948
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,200
It's so loud.

949
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,560
He could totally hear me.

950
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,880
I'm so enthralled by the fact.

951
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,880
What's wrong with you?

952
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,080
I'm just so enthralled.

953
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,520
I've never seen one before.

954
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:27,560
I'm pointing, I'm staring and I'm like, I'm a bad person.

955
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,920
This dude is not like a caribou.

956
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,080
If I saw an elk in the woods, I did that.

957
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,080
It wouldn't be a big deal.

958
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,440
But this is a human being who just happened to have little arms.

959
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:41,560
Yeah, I've done some more things, but like quietly to Molly and she'll be like, hey,

960
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,560
shut the fuck up.

961
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,560
You're a bad person.

962
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,560
No, yeah, you're right.

963
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,560
This wasn't quiet.

964
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,560
I can't do that.

965
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,560
Damn near yelling.

966
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,560
I was just so excited.

967
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,560
Did they look at you?

968
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,560
Oh yeah.

969
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,560
Angrily?

970
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,560
Yeah.

971
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,560
He was not pleased.

972
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,560
What's wrong with you?

973
00:36:54,560 --> 00:37:02,600
I didn't realize until I get that stare and yeah, that stare and I'm like, oh, this man

974
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,280
is a zoo animal.

975
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,560
What have I done?

976
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,360
Maybe you shouldn't be allowed out of the house sometimes.

977
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,760
I have no idea how I've made it so far in life.

978
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,160
Jesus dude.

979
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,160
It's awful.

980
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,160
I was just so excited.

981
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,160
That's funny, but like damn.

982
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,160
I was just so excited.

983
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,160
Can you blame me?

984
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,160
It's my first time seeing a little person.

985
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,160
I suppose.

986
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,400
They are indeed small.

987
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,720
It'd be funny if your kid was a midget.

988
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,200
You being like nine feet tall, six six.

989
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,320
If you had a kid that was like three foot five.

990
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:39,320
The craziest thing is like he was still be eye level with my wife.

991
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,320
Yeah.

992
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:45,960
Love you babe.

993
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:51,160
I did realize that the other day when I was, I don't know what I was doing, but like it

994
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,160
was a very good chance.

995
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,280
I'm just going to have average height children and just be massive.

996
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,880
I don't think it's a bad thing.

997
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:58,880
It's just going to be kind of silly.

998
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,920
It can go either way.

999
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,440
You could have really short kids or really tall kids or really normal kids.

1000
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,520
I think normal is most likely.

1001
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,520
I would say it's most probable.

1002
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,520
Anything could happen.

1003
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,040
I don't know about you.

1004
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,880
Whenever I was a kid and I was taller than my dad, I was like, dude, this is the best

1005
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,880
day of my life.

1006
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,880
Yeah.

1007
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:19,120
I was like 11 till it wasn't a big deal, but like, you know, it was so pretty exciting.

1008
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,840
Yeah, I feel that.

1009
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,040
I hope my kids get that feeling, but not in that way because being this tall is pretty

1010
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,040
inconvenient.

1011
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:29,480
You just got to get them fucking pumping the weight and on the carnivore diet from like

1012
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,480
age 10.

1013
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,480
Yeah.

1014
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,480
So they're just beefy as shit.

1015
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,360
I think I'm just going to tell my kids like, Hey, no pressure, but if you don't get the

1016
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,560
NFL, daddy will never love you.

1017
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,280
Anyways, sleep tight, buddy.

1018
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,280
Just frame it like it's fun.

1019
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,400
It's like, all right, we're going to go to the gym.

1020
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:51,440
This kid ends up working out five days a week for from like 20 until the time they graduate

1021
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,840
high school and it's like, Oh wait, I'm a fucking unit.

1022
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,840
Yeah.

1023
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,840
I think that'd be the way to do it.

1024
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:01,440
The thing is, the thing is I am not in remotely good shape.

1025
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,480
So I would go take them to the gym and I'd be like, this is what we're going to do is

1026
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,120
a thing that I don't know anything about.

1027
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,360
And I ended up shattering their spine when they're like 11 years old.

1028
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,360
Well that's the thing.

1029
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,280
You started when they're like eight, they're weak as shit too.

1030
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,920
So just do super low weight just to get those reps in baby.

1031
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,920
It's not about the weight.

1032
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:18,920
It's about the reps.

1033
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,800
Did you go through that phase as a kid where you were doing pushups in your room with the

1034
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,400
door closed and no one would see you?

1035
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,400
Yeah.

1036
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,400
Okay.

1037
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,320
I think every, every male child does that.

1038
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,320
Yeah.

1039
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:37,280
It's the raging testosterone, like 14 year old thing to do that and like punching shit.

1040
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:43,240
I used to have this little like punching bag thing that like you punch it and it would

1041
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:46,400
spring down and come back up and I got really good at it.

1042
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,520
And then one day I was punching it and then like my mom called me so I stopped and it

1043
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,640
just caught me right in the mouth.

1044
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,120
You'll have to see it.

1045
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,120
I didn't see it.

1046
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,120
I'll tell you that right now.

1047
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,120
Punch the tiki.

1048
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,120
Punch the tiki.

1049
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,120
Well, no, the tiki would actually win that fight.

1050
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,120
The tiki is solid oak.

1051
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,120
Okay.

1052
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,440
Sounds like somebody's afraid.

1053
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,520
You want to build a catapult?

1054
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,520
How big?

1055
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,520
Large enough to reach that main road.

1056
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,520
Sure.

1057
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,520
You mean marine?

1058
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,520
Yeah.

1059
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:18,520
From your archers.

1060
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,520
Yeah.

1061
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:25,440
I definitely don't see any way that they could find out that it was us, you know, since I

1062
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,760
don't have a fence or anything.

1063
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,320
So it would just be in my backyard.

1064
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,680
Hey, is that a, is that perhaps a trebuchet?

1065
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,680
No.

1066
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,680
Mr. Stokke.

1067
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,680
Can you please come to the door?

1068
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,680
Oh yeah.

1069
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,680
What's going on?

1070
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:43,640
We, you see someone was throwing barrels into the road over there and we were driving around.

1071
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,400
We happen to see a large catapult in your backyard.

1072
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,000
Do you have any, any comment to that?

1073
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,280
Oh no, that's for composting.

1074
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,680
That's not, I have not been launching any barrels.

1075
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,680
Uh huh.

1076
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,680
Uh huh.

1077
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,640
And the large stock of barrels next to it, that's just unrelated?

1078
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,800
Those are for my, my homebrewed kombucha.

1079
00:40:58,800 --> 00:40:59,800
I see.

1080
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,800
I see.

1081
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,720
Do you have any kombucha with you just to verify the story?

1082
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:03,720
No, shut up.

1083
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,720
All right.

1084
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:05,840
Well, you see Minnesons sir.

1085
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,840
Have a great day.

1086
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:13,520
We'll go find a black man to shoot.

1087
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,040
Continuing saga.

1088
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,520
My fucking neighbor.

1089
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,760
Which crazy lady?

1090
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:18,760
Yeah.

1091
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:19,760
10 guys gone, right?

1092
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,760
10 guys.

1093
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,760
10 guys gone.

1094
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,520
He might be living with her again, but he is no longer in the tent in the yard.

1095
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,640
She I don't know where the fuck she finds these people.

1096
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,720
Is she got a new one?

1097
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,000
Like every week there's a couple of new ones.

1098
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,760
She'll kick them out and then a couple of new ones will come.

1099
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,560
Like, are you just like, I don't know where the slummy part of town is, but are you just

1100
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,560
going over there?

1101
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,920
I y'all need a place to stay.

1102
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,880
And I'm not making fun of Southern people.

1103
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,840
That's fucking how she sounds.

1104
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,840
Yeah.

1105
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:52,400
Her name on next door, you know, the app is God fearing country woman.

1106
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,400
Okay.

1107
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,400
Cindy, stop.

1108
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:59,760
I'm not going to tell you not to fear God, but I feel like you should fear the tweaker.

1109
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,000
You should absolutely fear God.

1110
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:08,280
I I'm going to say right now, focus on fearing the tweaker who lives down the hall from you.

1111
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,280
Yeah.

1112
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,280
Yeah.

1113
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,360
Just, just a thought.

1114
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,360
Yeah.

1115
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,360
Man, silliness.

1116
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,360
Well, silliness.

1117
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,360
You know what?

1118
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:22,920
If you're crazy and lonely, you probably can't distinguish between a crazy interaction and

1119
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,920
a normal one.

1120
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,920
Is that fair?

1121
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,200
I guess.

1122
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,640
Who is the most outgoing people you've ever met in your life?

1123
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,600
Crackheads who need a dollar in a cigarette.

1124
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,600
True.

1125
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,600
She's not a crackhead.

1126
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,600
But there.

1127
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,600
Yeah.

1128
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,600
But people moving in are they?

1129
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,600
So here she is.

1130
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,600
She's all sad and lonely.

1131
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,320
Her daughter moved out and is getting beat by her husband somewhere.

1132
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,680
No husband didn't move out.

1133
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,680
She like disappeared.

1134
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,680
Oh, I thought you told me that.

1135
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,320
No, she might've gotten kicked out.

1136
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,320
Actually, you might be right.

1137
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,320
Okay.

1138
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,320
Anyways.

1139
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,240
But here you are, just a little old lady who wants a little bit of company and you're

1140
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,240
walking into the circle.

1141
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,240
Okay.

1142
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,240
Some guy walks up, stretches neck.

1143
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,240
Hey man, we got a dollar.

1144
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,880
No, no, what about a cigarette?

1145
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,880
Oh yeah, I got a cigarette.

1146
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:03,880
You want a cigarette?

1147
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:04,880
Yeah, I got a cigarette.

1148
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,880
Okay.

1149
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,600
You live out here in that little cop by the dumpster?

1150
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,600
Yeah, I do.

1151
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,000
Oh, I got a spare room if you're looking for a place to stay.

1152
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Hey, you got a spare room?

1153
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,240
I got a spare room.

1154
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,600
You come stay with me, sweetie.

1155
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,280
You just got to take care of lady.

1156
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,280
Who lady?

1157
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,840
She a little girl.

1158
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,840
My dog.

1159
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:22,840
Oh.

1160
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,680
She's 60 pounds of pure muscle and could rip your head off without any effort.

1161
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,520
How can she fight?

1162
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,520
She's so well trained.

1163
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:35,440
Oh, I know a place that I'll train her real well.

1164
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,240
There's places around here that sell houses.

1165
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,480
I'm thinking about just cold calling them.

1166
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,020
Be like, hey, I live at this address.

1167
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:46,120
You guys should come check out my house, see if you want to buy it.

1168
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,880
And they'll show up and be like, hey, we'll give you $60,000 for it.

1169
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,840
And I know her mortgage is less than $300 a month, so she'll be like, holy shit, that's

1170
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:54,840
a lot of money.

1171
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:55,840
How did you discover the information?

1172
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,840
She told me.

1173
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,540
Do you guys talk?

1174
00:43:58,540 --> 00:43:59,540
We did at one point.

1175
00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:03,240
Well, like her dog would just run around and she asked me one time, she's like, hey, I

1176
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,240
can't catch him.

1177
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,240
I can't move very well.

1178
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,240
Can you please help me?

1179
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,240
Yeah.

1180
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,240
Helped her.

1181
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:11,480
And then she gave me this story about the guys that live in the camper.

1182
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,760
I didn't know what was going on.

1183
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,900
I thought they were just going to move it.

1184
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:15,900
They moved in.

1185
00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:16,900
Now they're claiming they're squatters.

1186
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:17,900
I'm trying to get them moved out.

1187
00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:19,600
I promise I've never caused issues in this neighborhood.

1188
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,680
Like, OK, fair enough.

1189
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,200
I feel like that was a lie.

1190
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,800
That was a fucking lie, man.

1191
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,880
She causes all the issues in this neighborhood.

1192
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:31,200
It's like, again, her dog is pure muscle.

1193
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,120
It's like fucking Arnold Schwartz and her dog is terrifying in a dog form.

1194
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,240
There's kids that live in this neighborhood.

1195
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:41,240
They are not safe with that dog lady that is often just running around in the streets.

1196
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,240
Lady is not nice either.

1197
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,240
Yeah.

1198
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,240
Lady is a mean dog.

1199
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:47,240
I would be out there smoking a cigarette and then I would see like Lady materialize.

1200
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:50,600
I would whip out the fucking knife in the phone just so I could like in case there was

1201
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,680
any legal action for someone saying I murdered their dog.

1202
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,160
I'm like, I'm going to get this all on tape.

1203
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:59,400
It was the most it was fucking stressful, man.

1204
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,400
I don't think you can.

1205
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,760
I don't think you'd get arrested for killing a dog that's attacking you.

1206
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,440
Well, no, but like like there would be questions, but it's not legal.

1207
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,520
No, but you could say like I wasn't doing anything.

1208
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,560
She just came and started stabbing him.

1209
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:12,560
You could make that claim.

1210
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,680
I'm going to get one bite and stab it.

1211
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,440
Then they could say that I fucking stabbed it and try to fight back.

1212
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,240
I think I just got to get the initial attack on camera and then I can do my stabbing.

1213
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,340
I suppose.

1214
00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:30,680
I constantly wonder like what do I do if Lady attacks my dogs?

1215
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:35,680
I don't think it's easy to kill an angry beefed up dog.

1216
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:40,280
Like I would I would attempt if it's not attacking you, right?

1217
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,400
I think you could pretty easily grab a hind leg.

1218
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,600
And once you got that thing is Lady 60 pounds.

1219
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,600
Yeah, but you fling that thing like a hammer throw.

1220
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,160
I think you get some serious distance.

1221
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,160
I suppose.

1222
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:54,840
I think that'd be super funny to watch just I don't want to kill Lady.

1223
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:59,120
I want Lady to go somewhere that is nice and can get like trained or treated right.

1224
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,200
A nice farm upstate.

1225
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,200
Wink.

1226
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,440
You're a bad person.

1227
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,920
Lady would probably make an excellent livestock guard dog.

1228
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,480
She would mow the livestock to death.

1229
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,560
That's why you have the livestock in a cage.

1230
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,960
Like chickens and shit, you can have them in pens like movable pens and then have a

1231
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,680
dog to keep like raccoons and shit from breaking into the pens and eating them.

1232
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:24,680
Cool like our dog.

1233
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,520
He's a he's an interesting little creature, man.

1234
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,880
Like he looks like a fucking wolf from a distance.

1235
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,840
If you just saw him sitting down, he'd be kind of scared.

1236
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:33,840
Your dog is a midget.

1237
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,840
Yeah.

1238
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,840
And then he stands up and you realize he has tiny little wiener dog legs and you're like,

1239
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:38,840
oh, this is nothing.

1240
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,000
And then he starts barking and just low and intimidating.

1241
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,560
You're like, what is that?

1242
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,720
Oh, it's a little little wiener dog.

1243
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,720
OK.

1244
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:50,480
And like from a certain angle, he looks like a pig.

1245
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,480
He really does.

1246
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,240
Like, have you ever looked down on a baby pig?

1247
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,240
Yeah.

1248
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,240
He has that body type.

1249
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,240
I guess.

1250
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,240
But huge.

1251
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:00,240
Like a baby pig is like this big.

1252
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,240
No, no, no.

1253
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,240
Like I guess like a growing pig.

1254
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,840
Like an adolescent pig.

1255
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:04,840
Yeah, I suppose.

1256
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:05,840
Yeah, it's true.

1257
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,280
It's like from that downward angle, he's circular.

1258
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,280
He's got like the nose shape.

1259
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,560
He's a great dog, though.

1260
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,560
I love Colt to death.

1261
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,560
He's a fantastic dog.

1262
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,800
He's a good dog.

1263
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,480
Anytime somebody walks by, he gives that like good woof of alertness.

1264
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,480
I love that.

1265
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,760
It's a great quality of dog.

1266
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,200
It's not like annoying, but I know they're out there.

1267
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,200
You know, he knows it before I do.

1268
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,200
I appreciate that.

1269
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,200
Our two dogs are very different.

1270
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:32,760
We got the one that's quite big, Sienna, and her bark sounds like an idiot.

1271
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,760
Woo!

1272
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:41,320
And then Kim's bark is like a scary dog, but Kim is like 40 pounds.

1273
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,440
Kim is a scary dog.

1274
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,040
Kim could fuck somebody up.

1275
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,080
I would not mess with Kim.

1276
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,080
Kim punched me in the neck the other day.

1277
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,080
Yeah, she'll do that.

1278
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,080
Some of your animals are just punching me.

1279
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,560
I've never been punched by an animal before I came here.

1280
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:58,280
Stop being so punchable, dude.

1281
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,280
First of all, Toast does what he wants.

1282
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,280
Nobody controls that fucking-

1283
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,280
There's no stopping Toast.

1284
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,320
He is an alpha male.

1285
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,760
And Kim is just quirky.

1286
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,680
Toast is what Arnold Schwarzenegger strives to be.

1287
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:13,880
You've played Rand That Dotto?

1288
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:14,880
Yeah.

1289
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:15,880
Yeah.

1290
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,880
I'll take it.

1291
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,680
Didn't you just find Toast on the side of the road somewhere?

1292
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,680
No.

1293
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,080
One of the girls I used to work with was drunk at a farmer's market.

1294
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,080
Bought Toast for $20.

1295
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,520
Sobered up two hours later and called me.

1296
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:30,800
I was like, you've got to fucking take this cat.

1297
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,800
I don't want it.

1298
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,800
I was like, nope.

1299
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,800
Can't.

1300
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,320
I already have a cat locked on.

1301
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,320
The cat that Meg has.

1302
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:42,800
And then three days later, Meg and I were over at said girl's house and her dog tried

1303
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:43,800
to eat Toast.

1304
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,680
I was like, okay, yep, I'll take him.

1305
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,920
Did Toast kill the fuck out of that dog?

1306
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:52,200
No, Toast was like a quarter of a pound at that point.

1307
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,200
This big.

1308
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,200
Could fit in my hand literally.

1309
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,800
So it was one of those like never again moments.

1310
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,760
He's been training ever since.

1311
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:58,760
Cat pull ups.

1312
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,760
Cat squats.

1313
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:00,760
Exactly.

1314
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:01,760
He's not actually fat.

1315
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:02,760
He's just muscular.

1316
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,400
It's a pouch of muscle down there.

1317
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,640
Yeah, Meg snatched him up.

1318
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,640
I took him home.

1319
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,000
The rest is history.

1320
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Cute.

1321
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,520
That's my fucking dude boy.

1322
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,320
Yeah, Colt's a fucking goofy dog.

1323
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,320
He's a great dog though.

1324
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,320
Good dog.

1325
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,320
Love the little guy.

1326
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,320
I'm not even a dog person.

1327
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,320
Yeah, I am a dog person.

1328
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,320
I love dogs.

1329
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,320
I'm really not an animal person.

1330
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,600
I just like animals in general.

1331
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,600
Or a person person.

1332
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,600
I know what I love.

1333
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,600
Chickens, dude.

1334
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,600
Give me a couple of chickens.

1335
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,600
I'll be a happy little Don.

1336
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,600
I'm getting chickens.

1337
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,600
Oh yeah, I love chickens.

1338
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,600
Probably in March or April.

1339
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:34,600
I'll probably do it after we go home in April.

1340
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,920
I don't know anything about pigs though.

1341
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,800
I want like little, awesome pigs.

1342
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:43,080
If I ever get a serious plot of land, dude, chickens, pigs, and little garden, you know.

1343
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,720
That's what we're doing when we move home.

1344
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:48,160
I'm not buying another house that has land.

1345
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,840
Or I'll just buy land and do a trailer on it.

1346
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:55,320
I don't want to raise cows and pigs and chickens and stuff.

1347
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,720
I was out in this chunk of the woods and there was a-

1348
00:49:58,720 --> 00:49:59,720
You just wandered?

1349
00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:00,720
No, we were shooting.

1350
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:01,720
Oh.

1351
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:09,400
And like there was a little, like four I-beams and a, just like a sheet metal roof.

1352
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,320
And I was like, dude, you slap some walls and insulation on here.

1353
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:18,040
This could be a nice little house for like realistically maybe a grand to build.

1354
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,040
I was like, why are we all doing this?

1355
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,520
I was like, oh, wait a minute.

1356
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:26,840
If I did that, my wife would stab me in the neck.

1357
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,720
I think it'd be pretty easy just to build.

1358
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:33,600
I don't know if I'll say easy, but like have you seen some of those sheds they're selling

1359
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,600
at Walmart, dude?

1360
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:35,600
Yeah.

1361
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,680
They're massive.

1362
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:37,680
You get a shed-

1363
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,120
You can get fucking two story ones at Home Depot.

1364
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,120
Yeah, dude.

1365
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,120
Like it's absurd.

1366
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,120
Yeah.

1367
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:48,120
Like, I don't know anything about real estate or contracting.

1368
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:54,680
There's no way it's that hard to take a literal shed and make a house out of it.

1369
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,640
There's a lot of people don't want to buy something that small.

1370
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,640
The issue.

1371
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,360
Like most people wait till they're married to stop renting.

1372
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,960
By that point, you don't want to live in a teeny tiny house.

1373
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,960
I guess.

1374
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:05,960
Some people would.

1375
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,840
They're not teeny tiny though.

1376
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:08,840
But they're not big enough.

1377
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:09,840
I guess.

1378
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,200
How much is a, like just having a barn built cost you think?

1379
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:16,120
If you have the honest dude, it's probably not that bad.

1380
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,120
Yeah.

1381
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,120
Probably not.

1382
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,120
It would be fast in quality.

1383
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,120
It's not cheap.

1384
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,120
Oh no, but it's probably-

1385
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,520
It's not the $300,000 on a house cost.

1386
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:29,320
You can install your own insulation and probably make it into a fully functioning house on

1387
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:30,320
your own.

1388
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,800
You know what's the way to go?

1389
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800
What's up?

1390
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:40,200
What more people should be doing with just random land is the moving pod home thing.

1391
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,760
You know what I'm talking about?

1392
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,760
The shipping container homes.

1393
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,760
Yeah.

1394
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,760
Yeah.

1395
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,520
$20,000, $30,000 for a barn.

1396
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:49,520
That's not crazy.

1397
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,520
Yeah.

1398
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,440
So you figure, you could probably realistically save that up on your own.

1399
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,320
A dandy barn.

1400
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,320
Dandy Dan.

1401
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:05,400
But yeah, if you slap three shipping containers on there, insulate it, run plumbing and electric,

1402
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,400
that's a house.

1403
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,120
I don't know how much these things cost.

1404
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,920
Shipping containers?

1405
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,920
Like plumbing specifically.

1406
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,920
Yeah.

1407
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:12,920
Fair.

1408
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,920
I feel like plumbing and electricity are not as cheap as I think they are in my head.

1409
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:20,480
Oh, they're not cheap to run it, but still cheaper than doing it with a house.

1410
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:24,320
Or you find land that's hooked up for a trailer or for a house and just slap the shipping

1411
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,320
containers on there.

1412
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,760
It just needs to be hooked up.

1413
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:33,040
Shipping container costs a little under three grand.

1414
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,040
So that's nine G's.

1415
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:40,680
You're like, well, max, maybe I'm crazy here, but max 10 to 15 grand to get plumbing and

1416
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,680
electric, right?

1417
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:42,680
I have no idea.

1418
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,680
I don't know.

1419
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,560
If you have to get routed from a mile away, it's going to be astronomically expensive.

1420
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:52,840
If it's already there and there used to be a house or a trailer or something there, they

1421
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,280
just need to hook it up.

1422
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,280
Make sure it's good.

1423
00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:01,200
It wouldn't be that expensive, but also not that many people want to live in a container.

1424
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:02,800
I can't imagine why not.

1425
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:03,800
I would.

1426
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,800
That'd be fucking sick.

1427
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,800
That wasn't sarcasm.

1428
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,800
I think it sounds great.

1429
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,240
A lot of people are accustomed to living in a nice house.

1430
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:11,560
You could make it a nice house.

1431
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,520
Yeah, but it doesn't look like a nice house.

1432
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,960
It looks like a container.

1433
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,480
At first, what?

1434
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,480
It would take you a couple of years of work on your own?

1435
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,480
I suppose.

1436
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:26,080
How's that carnivore diagonal for you?

1437
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,080
I feel great.

1438
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,080
How long are we on?

1439
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,080
Day 14?

1440
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,080
Day 13.

1441
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,080
Day 12, technically.

1442
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,360
I didn't do it the first day because that's my anniversary.

1443
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,560
I wanted to be able to enjoy that day with my wife.

1444
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,080
You got married on the New Year?

1445
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,080
That's kind of cool, actually.

1446
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:44,080
I wanted Kevin to be my best man, and he was in flight school at the time, so he only got

1447
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,080
96s.

1448
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,080
That makes sense.

1449
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,200
I had to be on a 96.

1450
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,520
I haven't had a lot of the side effects that a lot of people talk about.

1451
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,120
I didn't get the keto flu.

1452
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,160
What's the keto flu?

1453
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:04,920
Keto flu is when your body changes from using sugar as a fuel source to using fat, produces

1454
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:05,920
ketogens.

1455
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:10,520
A lot of people have actual flu symptoms and just feel like shit for a day or two up to

1456
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,240
a week or two.

1457
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:14,880
I was hardcore ready for that, and I didn't get it.

1458
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:19,560
I got one of the little blood tester things, and I'm in ketosis.

1459
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,560
I feel fine.

1460
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,280
I did not feel shitty.

1461
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,120
My energy levels are very stable.

1462
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:30,840
I'm not fucking bouncing off the walls, but I feel more sustained energy than I have since

1463
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,440
I was a little kid.

1464
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,680
Is the lack of flavor options getting to you?

1465
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,760
It kind of sucks, yeah, but then I just stop eating ground beef and start eating ground

1466
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,680
pork or eat more bacon.

1467
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,920
You think that's the way to go is to eat a certain type of meat until you get sick of

1468
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,320
it and then transition?

1469
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,400
I don't know, because I'm kind of afraid if I was to do that, I wouldn't be able to go

1470
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:51,400
back to it soon.

1471
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,600
Then you just run out.

1472
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:58,040
I can't afford or find lamb, so stuff like that.

1473
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,360
I think we got lamb at Aldi the other day.

1474
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,360
Really?

1475
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,360
Yeah.

1476
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,360
Interesting.

1477
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,360
You got lamb?

1478
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:06,360
I believe so.

1479
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,360
You can verify that with Samantha.

1480
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,360
I know we had lamb.

1481
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,360
I believe it was from Aldi.

1482
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,360
Interesting.

1483
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,360
I'll check that out.

1484
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,360
Yeah, I don't know.

1485
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:17,640
Also, I'm just kind of forcing myself to continue eating the ground beef and stuff because it's

1486
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:22,920
cheap and it is plentiful and it is very filling.

1487
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:23,920
You know me.

1488
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:28,160
I've always been a person that will just fucking eat whatever I have.

1489
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:32,600
I will buy way too much Cocos for one person to eat and eat all of it and feel like shit

1490
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:36,560
for a day, but I eat until I'm full and that's it.

1491
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,160
I'm like, oh, this no longer tastes good.

1492
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,160
I'm going to stop eating.

1493
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:43,320
I don't fucking overindulge anymore.

1494
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,400
Something I was thinking, I'm not going to lie, I'm giving it fairly serious thought

1495
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,160
doing the carnivore diet.

1496
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:54,760
I was realizing watching Sean Baker, the carnivore guy die, carnivore diet guy.

1497
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:55,760
Jesus Christ.

1498
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:56,760
Yeah, my bad.

1499
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:02,680
I realized in his videos, he's always eating a sirloin steak.

1500
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,320
We will not be doing the same carnivore diet because we are not on the same economic plane.

1501
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,320
It's the same principle though.

1502
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,640
If you just get the same fat ratio.

1503
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:16,160
Yeah, we will be doing the same thing, but he's doing like, we're both flying.

1504
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,160
He's flying private.

1505
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,160
Yeah, that's fair.

1506
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,800
I mean, if you were a successful doctor, you could probably have rib eyes every day.

1507
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,600
Yes, when I am a successful doctor and dietitian and rugby player and Air Force officer, then

1508
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:30,400
someday, somehow, some way we're going to make it out of the hood someday.

1509
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:35,360
A lot of people say that switching over from a normal buying food and buying snacks to

1510
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:38,920
have on hand and all that stuff to switching to just steaks and having two steaks a day

1511
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:42,920
and some eggs that they save a bunch of money because while it's more expensive, you're

1512
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,160
not buying a shit ton of food.

1513
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,560
You don't have to buy a bunch of ingredients.

1514
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,640
You buy salt and meat.

1515
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,680
Do you intake more food or less?

1516
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:51,680
I think less.

1517
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:55,360
Well, not necessarily less.

1518
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,360
It depends on you.

1519
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,080
You eat till you're full and that's it.

1520
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,080
I see this video.

1521
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:04,120
Somebody's like, if you're not hungry for meat and your mind's convincing you that you're

1522
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,560
hungry and I'm like, that's not true because if I only ate when I was hungry for meat,

1523
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,280
I would weigh all of 11 pounds.

1524
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,280
What do you mean?

1525
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,280
You don't like meat?

1526
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:16,280
I love meat, but if I only ate when I was hungry, I would disintegrate.

1527
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,040
I don't know why that is.

1528
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,520
I think it's just the way that I am cut.

1529
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,520
It's unfortunate.

1530
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,520
I don't particularly enjoy it.

1531
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,520
Interesting.

1532
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:23,520
Yeah, man.

1533
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,840
Was it going pretty good for you then?

1534
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,040
Yeah, it's going well.

1535
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:32,160
And everybody that says that they overeat and stuff like I just said, says it goes away

1536
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,560
with carnivore and they eat when they need to eat.

1537
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:38,480
Maybe it'd be the same for you, just you understand when you're hungry.

1538
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,480
I don't know.

1539
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:40,480
You're doing this for three months?

1540
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:41,960
I'm going to try it for three months, yeah.

1541
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,320
Think you're going to make it?

1542
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:44,320
Yeah, I feel.

1543
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,120
You're doing cheat days?

1544
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,120
I haven't.

1545
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:50,440
I don't plan to.

1546
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,480
Up to this point, I feel good.

1547
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:53,800
My body is starting to feel better.

1548
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:59,240
I'm losing weight and I'm holding on to the muscle that I have.

1549
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,800
So I don't want to stop.

1550
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,840
You are looking more muscular than previously.

1551
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:08,080
I know you've been working out more stuff lately, so I'm sure that's a factor as well.

1552
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:12,280
I've been working out significantly since I started this diet because I'm not taking

1553
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,320
pre-workout and that was kind of what got me amped for the gym every time.

1554
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,840
Well, then you're looking significantly more cut because I walked in and I did notice that.

1555
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,600
I was like, oh, he's looking more muscular.

1556
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,600
Thanks.

1557
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,600
Yeah, I feel good.

1558
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,160
I'm going to try it for three months and then I don't think I'm going to go back to eating

1559
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:28,160
like McDonald's and shit.

1560
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:32,800
Or like, obviously I'll do it every once in a while, but I want to try and do like if

1561
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,760
I'm not growing it and it's not meat, I'm not going to eat it.

1562
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:36,760
That's cool.

1563
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:37,760
What's that thing called?

1564
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,080
That was a trend diet for a while there.

1565
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,080
Omnivore.

1566
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,760
It was like one of those like if a caveman didn't eat it, we wouldn't eat it either.

1567
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:44,760
I don't know.

1568
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:51,360
But like I want to like buy bulk wheat berries and mill my own flour and stuff so I can have

1569
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,360
bread and pasta.

1570
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:56,640
I just don't want to buy a bunch of processed shit anymore because.

1571
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:57,640
It's killing us all slowly.

1572
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:01,840
Yeah, I'm 25 and two weeks ago I felt like absolute dog shit.

1573
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:02,840
I feel really good now.

1574
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,840
So 25 something's happening there.

1575
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:05,840
Yeah.

1576
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:06,840
Damn.

1577
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:07,840
Oh, yeah, I'm old, dude.

1578
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:08,840
I'm almost 24.

1579
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:09,840
Yeah, man.

1580
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,680
Time flies when you're not having fun.

1581
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:12,680
It's crazy not being 19.

1582
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:18,520
I guess I I still refer to myself as a teenager when I'm like, that's weird.

1583
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,120
Not like somebody somebody asked something about like work and I was like, I mean, you

1584
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,120
know, we're all just a bunch of teenagers.

1585
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,120
They're like, you're a teenager.

1586
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,120
I'm like, holy shit.

1587
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,120
No, I'm not.

1588
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,120
I am in my mid 20s.

1589
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,120
Yeah.

1590
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:33,600
And being in the Marine Corps, being like 24, 25 is like fucking as ancient.

1591
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,080
That's like upper middle age.

1592
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,960
I think I don't know how this occurred when I was a kid because I didn't hang out with

1593
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:39,960
only young people.

1594
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:45,480
But like especially being in the Marine Corps, I assume when you were 28, you were you're

1595
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,480
halfway there.

1596
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,480
Start giving up.

1597
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,200
What's wrong with you?

1598
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,200
I don't know, man.

1599
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,480
My whole concept of time is just.

1600
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:57,880
I get horribly, horribly messed up.

1601
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:58,880
That's weird.

1602
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,160
I do not know old people.

1603
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,520
You've talked about your grandma being like one hundred and three before.

1604
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,160
Yeah, I knew she existed.

1605
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:08,360
I have like I think most of my grandparents, all of my grandparents, I don't know.

1606
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,120
I think they're all intact.

1607
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,960
I don't know anyone who's like.

1608
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:15,280
When's your mom going to come out here and be on the podcast so she can hammer out these

1609
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:16,280
details?

1610
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,280
That's a good question.

1611
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,280
I don't know.

1612
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:19,280
We got a spare room.

1613
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,880
I know you guys don't.

1614
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,640
They can crash with us if need be.

1615
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,960
Oh, well, she's going to listen to the episode and I'm sure she'll shoot me a text.

1616
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,000
So let me know, mom.

1617
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,000
What's her name?

1618
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Bethany.

1619
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Beth.

1620
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000
I don't think I've ever.

1621
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Beth Larson.

1622
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,200
I don't ever called her by her name before.

1623
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,880
I called her I referred to her as Crystal Beth before.

1624
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:39,880
Bethamphetamine.

1625
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,880
I've never said Bethany, though.

1626
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:41,880
Fucked up, man.

1627
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:42,880
Why would you call her that?

1628
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,880
This is funny, dude.

1629
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:44,880
That's mean.

1630
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,880
It's a mean thing to say.

1631
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:48,880
Why?

1632
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,880
I don't know.

1633
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:50,880
It's funny.

1634
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:51,880
I guess.

1635
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:52,880
I guess.

1636
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:53,880
I guess.

1637
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:54,880
I suppose.

1638
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:55,880
Silly little nickname.

1639
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,880
I suppose.

1640
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:00,640
Like if you had a friend named Garrett, you wouldn't call that kid Cigarette?

1641
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:01,640
That's different.

1642
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:02,640
Yeah, exactly.

1643
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:03,640
That's different.

1644
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,840
Um, we'll wrap this up.

1645
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,240
Yeah, call it a night.

1646
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,240
Yeah.

1647
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,920
To our three listeners, eat more meat.

1648
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,520
You know, all that good stuff.

1649
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,000
OK, bye, guys.

1650
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Bye.

1651
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:35,560
Thanks for watching.

1652
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,060
you