Welcome back to the party's over.
I'm your host, Kyle O'Donaghy.
I'm back as always with my co-host, Jonathan, the Prince of Crunk, Stolke.
How are you, John?
Great, how are you?
Doing pretty good, doing pretty good.
I forgot to think of a nickname for you, so I had to whip that one up off the fly.
Probably not my best, but yeah.
Yeah, I don't know what that meant.
Crunk is like the, you know, Lil' John?
Getting crunk?
Yeah, like that's like the type of music.
Lil' John, the Eastside Boys.
Crunk is the type of music?
Yeah.
Like from the Emperor's New Group, is that what they based it off of?
No, no, no, not crunk.
Crunk.
C-R-U-N-K.
I think that's the same thing.
No, but like it's the music with like the shitty electronic instrumentals and the hard
bass and Lil' John going, yeah, yeah, in the back.
It's decent music, it's not that bad.
No, it's not.
The one little John song that I vaguely remember from middle school was not bad.
Yeah, he's got a lot of songs where he just yells, yeah, in the background.
Yeah, I think that's kind of his thing.
DJ Khaled yells, we the best music and does nothing else.
Yeah, I mean, power to him.
He's worth like, I don't know, more money than I am, so.
Yeah, I think he's actually a really good producer, but you know.
You know what I said to that?
He's a fat guy on a plane too, so.
I wasn't talking about DJ, I was talking about fucking Lil' John.
What about Lil' John?
He yells, yeah, and he makes ridiculous amounts of money.
Yeah!
Imagine being famous for a single word, it's gotta be great.
Until like someone catches you at Walmart, they're like, there he is, there he is, there
he is, Lil' John, Lil' John, say the line.
He's like, yeah.
Yeah.
Like, ahhhhh.
Oh shit, he said it.
I don't know.
There's like, there's certain types of famous, you know.
You set out to be famous, and you're playing a risky game, because you could get exactly
what you want.
You could, like, I think Shane Gillis is the perfect type of famous.
The dude bro famous?
Yeah, man, like the dudes all know him.
You see it, somebody sees him, they're like, my boyfriend loves you, that's the end of
the story.
A dude sees him, he's like, hey, I love your stuff, let me buy you a beer, that's perfect.
I don't think women want to talk to Shane Gillis.
I'm sure that they don't, I'm sure they don't.
But like, he ahhhhh.
He talked about in his special how like he can see women getting more and more annoyed
during his comedy sets, and guys are just like, yeahhhh, the entire time.
You got to, even like Travis Kelcey, man, he set out to be fucking football famous,
and he was for all those years, man.
He was the guy.
Yeah.
And then the ol' T-Swizzle hopped in there, and now all the teenage Swifties are like,
so here's Travis Kelcey and his brother, it's everything we know about him.
Anyways, he may have CTE, is she grooming him?
Because he is mentally a 17 year old.
I did three semesters, yep, they're saying this.
Did they say that?
Yep, this is an actual conversation that's happening on TikTok right now.
I did three semesters on psychology, CTE is very serious.
Travis Kelcey's been playing football since he was 19 years old, okay.
We don't know how many concussions he could have.
Is she grooming him?
Because he's mentally like only 14.
He's mentally 17 years old.
There's no way they're actually saying that.
Is that a real thing?
I'm being totally serious.
Oh my God.
Hang on, let me.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Do you think that whole thing was orchestrated?
Did the NFL slash the Kansas City Chiefs slash, and hear me out on this one, Andy Reid pull
that off, make that happen?
If they did, I have a sinking suspicion Andy Reid played a very little role in it.
I don't know, dude.
If Andy Reid waddled up to me and asked me to do something, you can bet your ass I'm
doing it.
That man's got pole.
I don't think he has a gravitational pole, yes.
You hating on Andy Reid, dude?
He is the only coach in NFL history to be the most winningest coach for two franchises.
The Travis Kelcey mental age possible grooming scandal is a very real thing, and I wish that
it wasn't.
He's not like special needs.
He's not smart.
Have you watched the movie Concussion?
Is that the Will Smith one?
No, I've not.
I've just been like, basically it's like this thing CTE, you get a concussion and you pretty
much just die.
I guess the movie starts off with an old Steelers center.
This is like a real thing.
He was living in his van pulling his teeth out with pliers.
What?
Yeah, but back in the day, the strategy was to just sling your noggin and do as hard as
you could.
Yeah.
No wonder they had concussions.
Now, we're a little more proactive about it.
I feel like maybe, maybe Travis Kelcey is not regressing at a faster rate than, I can't
think of a person who regresses mentally, but I feel like-
A football player from the 70s?
Well, yes.
I don't think that's a real concern they need to be having.
No, I don't think Travis Kelcey is incompetent.
I think he's just a goofy guy.
Yeah, real goofball.
Yeah.
Why are they worried about Travis?
Jason Kelcey, his brother, is a center.
The guy who probably gets domed in the face the most in the entire football lineup.
But he doesn't act like a dork.
He just acts like a 40-year-old dad.
Like a dad, yeah.
You know who did, their age basically just stopped?
It was Aaron Hernandez.
That's a weird one.
Yeah, dude.
It's almost like he just-
Died?
Yeah.
Weird.
He killed a dude, right?
What was the deal with him?
I remember that being a big thing in middle school.
He killed a bunch of guys, dude.
Baseball.
I was a big Aaron Hernandez fan for a minute there.
A big what?
Not because he was a patriot, it was because he was in jail.
I thought you said anarchist.
No.
What does that have to do with this?
I thought I was edgy.
But he was dealing drugs because his $37 million a year contract wasn't enough.
Not enough?
Yeah, obviously.
I don't even know how you'd expect someone to live off that money, quite frankly.
Disgusting.
Don't even get me started on Brock Perna.
That guy only made like $800,000 this year.
Poppers wages, dude.
Disgusting.
But one of the dudes he was dealing drugs with shorted him or something like that, so
he killed him.
Naturally?
Yeah.
And then one of his other friends was like, hey, we witnessed this thing, so and so and
so and so.
He's like, oh, weird.
So he killed him.
Because he saw it?
Yeah.
And then he killed another guy in the same movement.
He's killing his boy and then he killed his other friend.
And then the police are like, hey, these three guys died and we have you on video doing it.
He's like, no, you don't.
And then he killed himself.
And they took him out of his house in that silly white t-shirt.
Yeah.
They got him in cuffs like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me throw a t-shirt on.
They're like, yeah, you can't put your arms in the sleeves, though.
We're just going to put it over your neck.
You look like a dork.
What a guy.
He killed himself, right?
He hang himself?
Yeah, he hung himself after he got denied parole, I think.
I wonder why.
My man, he went into prison and tied it in and came out a wide receiver.
Are you kidding me right now?
I was kidding.
I wonder why he didn't get parole.
Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah, he also, while he was in prison, he got like gang tattoos on his neck.
Why?
I have no idea.
Aaron Hernandez was clearly not a smart man.
He's also suspected of killing five guys in college.
Yeah, Aaron Hernandez is not a good dude.
He was out there fucking murdering dudes for years?
I guess.
Jesus.
You know what the craziest, on his Florida Gators football team, two of his other guys
got arrested for murder while he was there.
Another one was Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow, yeah.
All right, so we got three murderers and the guy who's going to be most widely known for
being a mediocre quarterback and super religious.
The three murderers and the really nice guy.
Yeah.
The really nice guy with big arms.
Can't throw a football for shit, though.
You remember when he won a fucking playoff game?
That was the wildest shit.
I don't remember that at all.
I didn't give a shit about Tim Tebow.
It was the year before the Broncos got Peyton Manning.
He like they had a run.
He was not playing well, but like the last two minutes he could just fucking get it done
for whatever reason.
Got him to the playoffs and they won a playoff game again, like in the last two minutes.
Shit was wild.
It's not worth looking up because it's just some shitty football.
Yeah, Waukee.
My mother, she has a friend who is, I don't know what the exact condition is, but she
is a little mentally not put together.
Sure.
She was in her late 40s, early 50s, vehemently convinced that she was destined to marry Tim
Tebow.
And he came on a speaking tour about his new book or something like that.
She was so adamant.
Like stalker level?
I don't know.
I didn't have a conversation with her because I didn't want to have that conversation at
all, obviously.
I just got the eavesdrop on it all.
My mom's like, oh, yeah, well maybe.
Your mom was just playing along with it?
She wasn't like, hey, maybe Tim Tebow doesn't want to marry you.
I don't.
Should have crushed her dreams.
That's what I would have done.
Good heavens.
That's uncomfortable.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
Admittedly, I'm not the best person to talk to about your hopes and dreams.
Why wouldn't you just shatter them with a hammer?
Why wouldn't you do that?
Just get it over quick.
Yeah.
Boom.
I go, you're going to marry Tim Tebow?
That's stupid.
Shut up.
He's going to marry a model and we all know it.
And guess what?
He did.
Did he?
I think so.
If he's still single.
No, he's not single.
He's married.
I just don't know who he's married to.
Let's see.
I don't follow Timbo these days.
Tim Tebow wife.
Oh, yeah.
South African model.
Nailed it.
Yep.
Good for you, Tim.
Power to you.
Happy for you.
I hope he's happy.
Remember when he also tried to come back and be a fucking baseball player?
Yeah, and he was not good.
Yeah.
But she's 27.
How old is he?
Older than that.
He's like in his late 30s, isn't he?
Probably, yeah.
Mid 30s, 36.
Huh.
So.
That's not that weird.
That's not crazy, I guess.
It's eight years.
That's not that bad.
That's nothing.
If she was 18 and he was like 26, that'd be fucking weird.
Yeah.
Checks.
Yeah.
That's not odd.
Was Nick Saban his coach?
Who was the coach of Florida?
It might have been.
Urban Meyer.
Oh.
Whack.
We should talk about BlackRock sometime.
The investment firm?
Yeah, those guys are up to weird stuff.
Yeah.
Like, I don't have my information together, so we shouldn't do it right now.
But sometime we should do it.
Yes.
Everyone rich hates us and wants us all to die horrible deaths.
This is not news to anyone.
Yeah, but it's interesting.
I guess.
Silly kids.
We can talk about ghost stories.
We can talk about ghosts.
We can talk about some ghosts.
Skinwalkers?
I think we established last time inviting skinwalkers is like bad mojo.
Inviting them?
What do you mean?
I like talking about them.
It's just inviting badness to enter.
And my wife's pretty fond of her dog.
I think if he was consumed by an Appalachian spirit, she wouldn't be happy.
What are you worried about?
My dog being consumed by an Appalachian spirit.
I actually just addressed it.
He wouldn't be consumed.
He would just be killed.
Okay.
Possessed by.
That's actually significant.
They can live with you.
Be fine.
Come here Colt.
Stand up on hind legs.
Well, if he's going to do that, if he's a full sentient being, he's going to be helping
around the house.
You know?
Well, not if he's a Native American spirit demon.
If he's living in my house and he has the ability to help, he will do so.
That's fair.
I say we do a skinwalker episode.
I think that'd be fun.
Okay.
I'll buy it.
So are we dipping our toe into the themed episodes then?
We could.
Obviously, I don't want to have a script.
That sounds stupid.
Yeah, that's dumb.
But like, you know.
We have guided episodes.
Yeah.
Talking points.
Not Reddit guided.
Yeah.
I agree.
I think that was the worst.
Something I've been thinking about doing is taking the plot of Seinfeld episodes and
putting them in the Am I the Asshole Reddit and just seeing what happens.
I tried to do it.
I tried to do it with the episode where they watch the fat guy get char-jacked and do nothing
about it.
They just make fun of him for being fat from a distance.
And then they get put on trial for not helping.
Like a good Samaritan law.
Is that a thing?
It is not a thing.
They made it over the episode.
But it was a funny like three episode stint.
It was probably my favorite Seinfeld little mini series.
But it said I had like my post was going against community guidelines.
Why?
I don't know.
I looked through it and the only thing I could find that would possibly be wrong was
the word pudgy.
And I was like I feel like I tried to take it out but honestly Reddit maybe.
That's a trigger word for most Redditors.
What can you do Tolkien fan?
Tolkien fan who her 90% sure is an old old woman.
Jane Austen still alive.
She's been dead for like 200 years right?
Yeah.
She's like in that.
I was thinking Jane Goodall.
Never mind.
That's the that's the ape lady.
Jane Austen, Jane Goodall.
You know they both did things for women.
Both Janes.
Two Janes.
Both women.
Jane from Breaking Bad.
Basically the same person.
She's the dead one right?
Yep.
Yeah.
Well there's a lot of dead ones.
Yeah.
The good goth who choked on her vomit.
Yeah.
I was sad.
She was a good character.
She was.
It was a pity that she had to die horribly.
Yeah.
Breaking Bad was like we got a decent female character.
Got to get her out of here.
Or the show known for bad female characters.
At least Skylors around here boys.
You seen Better Call Saul?
I'm watching it now.
I restarted from the very beginning and I got to say I did not enjoy the beginning so
I am trudging.
It gets better.
But I see like the workings like now that I'm watching it I'm not like ugh.
Legal drama.
Yeah.
You got to give it time.
Like I see the workings of a good show.
I see him getting mixed up with the with the mojo.
How far in are you?
Like what plot point are you at?
So right now I took a break.
Started watching The Sopranos for a little bit.
But he had just what's the guy's name?
Tuko's associate?
Yep.
What's his name?
Nacho.
Yeah.
He just got Nacho off with the alleged kidnapping charges and he's took that money to pretty
much try to milk his brother's business for all that was worth and they're like you can't
do this.
We're suing you.
What other Breaking Bad characters are in there at that point?
Mike is there.
Yep.
Tuko is there obviously.
Yep.
Yeah that's that's really it though.
You got to chug it out a couple more episodes you'll get invested.
Okay.
Because I made it last time I made it all the way to like the you had his you had his
brother on trial then he's like I can't because of electricity.
Oh so you know Hector's in it.
Yeah.
Bro Hector being in it like sells it for me.
Oh yeah and like he's not wheelchair bound yet which is cool.
Yeah.
That's why he is eventually.
It's a good show.
You should watch it.
I recommend something that like the reason I asked those because I'm glad they added
Kim Wexler because they gave an actual strong female character in the whole universe.
They got one.
I was happy about that.
I enjoy her.
It's interesting watching prequels because I don't know that Nacho is going to die but
I know that Nacho is going to die.
You know.
Oh this is a cool character like and then why wasn't he in Breaking Bad.
No he must.
He must die.
Are you sure he dies.
I'm like 87 percent sure.
You remember when Walt and Jesse take Saul out to the desert in front of a hole and put
a gun to his head.
Yeah.
Remember what he screams.
No I don't.
Did Nacho send you.
So is he dead.
I guess you'll have to watch.
I guess I will.
Stinker.
I think like I have no interest in being in like going to law school but I think being
a sketchy attorney would be so much fun.
Like as a job.
If you're just going to do like like public defender law you could probably just fake
a law degree.
Dude you totally could.
Like just study for the bar pass the bar with a fake law degree.
What are they going to do.
Nobody's going to know.
You don't need a lot of going to take the bar.
You needed to be a lawyer though right.
No there's a kid just passed the bar.
There's a kid who's in Cali he he spent the entirety of his life and pretty recently he
spent his entire high school.
He's like I don't want to go to college.
So he only studied for the bar.
He bombed the shit out of college passed the bar with like a nearly perfect score made
made headlines got hired to a pretty image law firm.
I don't know if he is a lawyer or a paralegal or what but the only requirement to being
a lawyer is passing the bar.
Just do that.
That being said if you want to be an accountant brother you need to have a four year degree
in accounting and pass the CPA exam.
Obviously so like they take that shit serious bro which is so crazy.
You can be represented by a guy who just in his off time studied the bar but you want
your taxes done.
No the thing that you could do yourself from home.
No no no no no.
If you're going to do it professionally you need to be North Carolina.
North Carolina requires the lawyers in a four year undergraduate degree a three year law
degree and pass the carol Carolina bar exam.
That's super stupid then.
So I guess it's state to state.
Our state requires all of it.
As you establish many times the state sucks though.
I circle back to fake law degree.
Fake law degree.
However North Carolina's regulations about things seem to be pretty relaxed so I feel
like most states probably require that.
I started watching Suits which is actually about that exact thing and man that show sucks.
Does it?
Oh yeah.
That's the show that Princess started acting in.
The Prince's wife.
I can't think of her name.
Why did you call her Princess?
She's married to the Prince.
Oh I thought you meant like Prince of the Singers.
No no no no no.
Megan something or the other one.
And man she is not a good actor.
Really?
Oh yeah no one in that show is.
Well she married up.
Clearly.
Like man I'm not a professional writer but dude that bar for being a professional writer
has got to be fucking low.
Bar.
Because they suck.
They're so bad.
My mom really likes that show.
She actually recommended it to me the other day.
I know.
That's why I wasn't going to bash the show and they're like oh wait she doesn't listen
to podcasts.
You're allowed to disagree with her.
That's fine.
Like he walks in and he's like Mark I don't want to talk to you unless you can help me
with the case.
Then I guess I'm going to be talking for a while.
And he slaps a file on the desk.
Look at this according to the law case and yada yada yada.
He actually broke no laws.
He's like my god you're a genius.
That's stupid.
It's super stupid.
It's a bad show.
I hate that.
Yeah me too.
Yeah.
I haven't even seen it and I hate it.
Yeah it's a hateable show man.
Like the fact that.
What's her name?
Megan.
Megan?
The princess?
I don't know.
Well the fact that she went on to be a princess from this from all this is basically hate
it even more.
You don't have to be a good actor to be or actress to be hot.
How do you think.
How do you think he opened that that sentence.
You know it's like hey I seen you in suits.
You suck.
You're not very good but you're good looking.
Wasn't she also one of the briefcase ladies on Wheel of Fortune or whatever.
I don't know.
I don't watch much Wheel of Fortune.
That being said dude Jeopardy.
I fucked that shit up.
It might have been Jeopardy.
One of the game shows.
Whichever one has.
Briefcase ladies.
Yeah that.
Oh that's the one Howie Mandel hosted.
Yeah I don't know.
I don't really watch TV.
Just Better Call Saul.
I don't think anyone watches TV anymore man.
We're all on Netflix now.
Old people yeah.
That's crazy.
True.
20 years ago is the only way to watch.
It was the only way to get information.
Watch the entire like watch one of the largest industries in the world just get eviscerated
by an app.
I actually don't really love it.
The apps suck.
I actually hate it now more.
Yeah it's bad.
10 years ago it was nice.
But they're just raising prices and stuff man.
I'm looking at Pirates Cove again like hey how you been bro.
I pirate shit.
Yeah don't we all man.
You ain't pirating you ain't winning that's the old saying.
For legal reasons that was a joke.
Yeah I've never pirated anything.
Of course not.
I respect the law.
I paid for all those things on my hard drive.
Promise you that.
Underlated no.
Can you still jailbreak an iPhone?
Is that still a thing?
I don't know.
What does jailbreaking do?
I don't remember.
I remember the term.
I don't remember what it does.
It removed paywall.
That was the big thing.
It removed any paywalls.
What is that?
Have you ever needed to pay for an app or pay for a streaming service?
Oh it just gets rid of that?
Yeah you can just skip it.
It also gave you a bunch of funny little features like you can put your location in North Korea
and everyone on Snapchat is like whoa.
I do remember that.
Why are you in North Korea?
And you're like oh.
Yeah no I don't think you can do that anymore.
That's too bad.
Way too convenient.
Tech companies are real good about fixing problems but not making good stuff.
It's kind of one of those things.
And they're only big on fixing problems whenever those problems cost them money.
Interesting.
It's almost like they only care about money.
Nah dude they care about our well being.
I specifically watched an advertisement that told me Exxon cares about us and the environment.
Now I know that's true.
It's fucking clear as day.
I was confused at first because I was like no they don't but then they told me they did.
How could you question it?
What's wrong with you?
Here these advertisers are telling me it's true so it must be.
True.
Because as we all know false advertising is a crime.
And big corporations they hate committing crimes.
Can't do it.
One of the things I'm most glad about in this country is that pharmaceutical companies are
able to advertise.
I love that.
That is just thank God.
Those people running through that field they are on that drug and they are very happy.
So just ignore the side effects list.
It's only like a minute and a half long.
It's not that bad.
I think it's beautiful is the way that hospitals can declare themselves non-profits and then
accept donations from people like pharmaceutical companies.
That's beautiful.
I also really like that doctors can be invested in their own hospitals.
So upcharging patients then becomes an incentive to the doctor to make more money.
I got to say the whole European style of health care when I hear about that I get sick to
my stomach honestly.
I would hate ethical health care.
You imagine that.
Unpatriotic.
Oh just the thought of it makes me sick.
On God.
Fuck this place sucks.
It sucks so hard.
I don't want to move to the next one.
I'm looking at Poland.
They look nice.
I think Norway would be really cool.
Very beautiful.
Speaking of Norway.
Are you going to Norway?
No.
I don't get to do cool things like that.
But let me tell you about a little something called heavy water.
You ever heard of heavy water?
It's like water with minerals in it.
I don't know what it is but it is literally just regular water but denser.
I don't know how they achieve this but they do.
Back in the 1930s heavy water was invented by this company in Norway called, it was a
funny little play on words that made it sound exactly like Norway.
It was like Dorwatt or something like that.
They invented this and they were like we don't know what the use is for it yet but it exists.
This was back during the time that we were all racing to develop the nuclear bomb.
Was it used to cool things?
It was used to enrich uranium at the time.
I don't know if it still is.
I have done very little research into this besides the little Wikipedia rabbit hole I
delved down yesterday.
They just accidentally made a crucial part to the atomic bomb?
They invented it.
It was invented for a while.
No one had any use for it and then they did.
Were people drinking it?
I have no idea.
Actually, I do know you can drink it in small quantities but because it's so dense if you
drink a lot of it.
You can drink fucking gasoline in small quantities.
Well yeah, in large quantities is bad for you.
I don't know how large those quantities are.
They invented this stuff and it was being used whenever they were looking at radium
and stuff like that as just the cure all they thought it was at the time.
Turns out it gives you horrible, horrible radiation poisoning.
Anyways, back to the point.
It was being used for radioactive or like uranium enhancement.
1930s, the Nazis are invading Poland and these guys at the water plant, they get a call and
they're like, hello, we would like to buy your fucking heavy water.
Your fucking water?
Yeah.
Is it heavy water?
We would like it, yeah.
They're like, hmm, we know that this stuff is only used in the enhancement of radioactive
materials.
We know that radioactive materials can be used to make a bomb.
We should probably not sell this to the Nazis.
They call up the allies and they're like, hey, just so you know, this is a thing.
They're like, we will buy the entire stock off you.
That water plant, they being the coolest guys who've ever lived, they were like, no, you're
not going to buy our entire stock.
We're going to give it to you for free so that the Nazis can't have it because now that
we've refused them business, we know that they're coming.
You guys got to get it out here today.
So they did.
They dropped this super cool spy mission where they picked up the heavy water in a briefcase
and then they took it to an airport in Norway.
One plane was going to Europe and the other one was going to Scotland.
Then they intentionally leaked their own information so the Nazis knew it was going to Oslo.
They're like, hey, the Nazis now know that it's going to Oslo.
They bought two tickets, one for Oslo, one for Scotland.
They're like, hey, this guy has it.
He's on this plane to Oslo with the water that you need to make your bomb.
He got out there and they did a briefcase swap.
He dropped his briefcase and picked up another guy's.
That briefcase was full of gravel.
The other guy, he took the heavy water to Scotland.
They took it to Scotland.
They were like, you don't understand.
The Nazis are coming for us right now.
We need to go to Scotland.
So they took it there.
The same guy, balls of steel, leaked the information that he was taking this heavy water to Oslo.
When he was going to Oslo, they caught him obviously because they knew he was coming.
He had a briefcase full of gravel.
Obviously, he got fucking killed.
Fucking nuts to steal that dude to intentionally, knowingly get yourself killed just so that
these dudes can't enrich their uranium.
What a fucking guy, first of all.
I just want to say that's cool shit.
Anyways, so he goes to Scotland and they got the heavy water and they need to get it to
France because that's where, for whatever reason, that's where they decided they need
to get it.
They need, like, we need a dude to sail this from England to France.
But the average guy, they were not sailing from English to France because that was being
invaded by Nazis.
It's not a great place to be at the time.
Billy Joel?
It was not Billy Joel.
Damn.
It was a guy who I'm going to argue was cooler than Billy Joel.
That was a man named Mad Jack Howard, 20th Earl of Suffolk.
Do not be confused by the name Mad Jack.
His legal name is Charles.
But reading about this guy, I think he's really cool.
This guy, Mad Jack, just fucking lunatic, right?
He's like that old-fashioned type of crazy, that crazy you don't really get anymore.
They went to go take this heavy water to France and they boarded this guy's boat.
They find the entire crew just tossed, Mad Jack is shirtless, trying to pick up girls
from the harbor and throwing bottles at people who are walking by.
And they're like, hey, we need-
Should we throw in the heavy water?
No, no, no, no.
He's just flinging old beer bottles.
They're like, we need to go.
He's like, we're not going.
Me and my crew are all hungover.
We got to wait.
We got to sleep it off.
And they're like, are you kidding me right now?
I'm like, no.
So they sat there in the harbor, all their boys slept off their hangovers.
They started smuggling the heavy water and $300 million worth of diamonds.
That was a side quest.
That was something that Mad Jack was doing on his own.
That wasn't even part of the mission.
They smuggled it through the Nazi barriers.
They get there and then Mad Jack gets up, again, already drunk again, grabs one of the
scientists who was transporting the heavy water.
He starts shaking the guy.
He's like, there was a 50% chance we were going to make it.
My God, we did.
And they're like, what do you mean a 50% chance we were going to make it?
You told us we were all good.
He's like, no, no, we weren't.
We were really going to die there for a minute.
So what a cool dude, man.
What a fucking baller.
Later on, this dude, he dies diffusing an unexploded bomb.
Not for any particular reason.
It was just there.
And he's like, I got you.
You do not got him.
How old was he?
What a guy.
He died when he was 35.
Jesus.
What a fucking dude.
We would not have won the war.
It would have been a lot different had this dude, Mad Jack, not just been a total fucking
lunatic who was willing to sail through the most treacherous chunk of ocean while also
smuggling diamonds.
Good for Mad Jack.
See, I was reading about that dude the other day and I was like, this guy needs more attention.
Why is this just a cool dude, not in the history books?
That guy fucks.
Yeah, dude.
History can be such a cool class if they taught us the cool shit.
You want to inspire lifelong level learning?
Teach the interesting stuff.
Stop being stupid with it.
Not the dumb shit.
In 1847, no one cares, bro.
You tell them how Mad Jack was smuggling diamonds in his off time.
That's what I want to hear about.
Hell yeah.
The education system is horrible.
For the most part.
Anyways, that brings me to my next talking point.
Nobody cares about Indiana.
I care about Indiana.
Indiana sucks.
Let me find you.
You know what I think is wild?
What's up?
There's drugs.
I think one of them is like salvia or something like that.
There's people that have taken it and been on like six month trips or so they thought.
They found relationships and love and shit and had kids and whatnot.
Turns out it was like 10 minutes real time.
Are they in a different universe?
What the fuck is that?
I have no idea.
Dr. Katie Jenner, Indiana's Secretary of Education.
I want you to know that I am out there and I am working against you.
Anyways, carry on.
How does that shit work?
Why are they not doing more to figure that out?
I have no idea.
Have you heard that story about the guy who went to college, graduated, got married to
his college sweetheart?
I've heard that story before.
And he ended up getting a shit beat out of him.
Yeah, he had a concussion outside of a frat house.
That's crazy, man.
That shit's wild.
What do you do if that's you?
I don't know.
Your family's not dead.
They didn't exist.
But you think they are.
Yeah, I don't even know.
You believe they are real.
That shit be wild.
What if you woke up tomorrow and it was like the first day of boot camp?
Because the first time waking up.
I think I just hang myself.
I'm not doing that shit again.
Fire watch, give me the two to three shift.
Trust me.
I've thought about it.
I've had that dream that I'm waking up at boot camp.
No, no, no, no.
Can you imagine?
I think that's my worst nightmare.
Not my worst, but one of my worst.
I don't even know.
That'd be fucking terrible.
If the last five years just didn't happen, it's going to be a no from me, big dog.
Just the thought of that kind of ruined my day.
It's not even like you could wake up and take your existential wisdom with you because none
of this was real.
Everything that I think I know now wouldn't be applicable.
I know how to do my job so well.
I don't.
I made this all up in my head.
Yeah, that was fake.
That's crazy, dude.
That kind of shit is wild.
There's got to be something going on there.
I'm not saying other dimensions exist, but what the hell is the human mind capable of?
I think they do.
It's been proven a couple times, hasn't it?
I don't think so.
No, maybe I'm just crazy.
Who did it?
Was it Stephen Hawking, the pervert that liked to watch midgets do math naked?
Let's talk about that for a minute, man.
First things first, let's establish this.
Steve-O, bad guy.
Naked midgets doing math, is it wrong?
No, but there's probably kids too.
That was the Epstein thing.
No, dude, the Epstein thing was just getting people in blackmailable situations.
Yeah, like fucking kids.
If you like to watch midgets do math, that's consensual.
It's fucking weird, but it's not illegal.
Let's ignore all that.
Stephen Hawking went to a sex trafficker's island and he watched midgets do math.
Okay, yeah, fair.
Did he do anything wrong?
Probably.
I mean like-
What we know is that he liked watching naked midgets do math.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Is it weird?
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
But also, he probably did some shady shit or the midgets were just trafficked.
Yeah, if the midgets were trafficked.
All right, go in.
We need three midgets.
The crippled guy is really into them.
If they were not trafficked, where are they now?
I waited for a little lady to come on and be like, yes, I did naked math for Stephen
Hawking.
If I was a midget my entire life and this story breaks, I'm not coming out with that
information because that just makes my life so much worse.
You get your 15 minutes, man.
That's what it's all about.
Unless you just want to be a normal person.
You're a midget.
You're never going to be a normal person.
My manager at McDonald's in high school was terrified of midgets.
Like irrational fear terrified.
She would run out of the back of the restaurant if there was a midget in the lobby.
We were out this is back during Thanksgiving.
We were out getting a pumpkin's car.
At the pumpkin place there was a midget.
Without thinking I go, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, look, a little person.
It's so loud.
He could totally hear me.
I'm so enthralled by the fact.
What's wrong with you?
I'm just so enthralled.
I've never seen one before.
I'm pointing, I'm staring and I'm like, I'm a bad person.
This dude is not like a caribou.
If I saw an elk in the woods, I did that.
It wouldn't be a big deal.
But this is a human being who just happened to have little arms.
Yeah, I've done some more things, but like quietly to Molly and she'll be like, hey,
shut the fuck up.
You're a bad person.
No, yeah, you're right.
This wasn't quiet.
I can't do that.
Damn near yelling.
I was just so excited.
Did they look at you?
Oh yeah.
Angrily?
Yeah.
He was not pleased.
What's wrong with you?
I didn't realize until I get that stare and yeah, that stare and I'm like, oh, this man
is a zoo animal.
What have I done?
Maybe you shouldn't be allowed out of the house sometimes.
I have no idea how I've made it so far in life.
Jesus dude.
It's awful.
I was just so excited.
That's funny, but like damn.
I was just so excited.
Can you blame me?
It's my first time seeing a little person.
I suppose.
They are indeed small.
It'd be funny if your kid was a midget.
You being like nine feet tall, six six.
If you had a kid that was like three foot five.
The craziest thing is like he was still be eye level with my wife.
Yeah.
Love you babe.
I did realize that the other day when I was, I don't know what I was doing, but like it
was a very good chance.
I'm just going to have average height children and just be massive.
I don't think it's a bad thing.
It's just going to be kind of silly.
It can go either way.
You could have really short kids or really tall kids or really normal kids.
I think normal is most likely.
I would say it's most probable.
Anything could happen.
I don't know about you.
Whenever I was a kid and I was taller than my dad, I was like, dude, this is the best
day of my life.
Yeah.
I was like 11 till it wasn't a big deal, but like, you know, it was so pretty exciting.
Yeah, I feel that.
I hope my kids get that feeling, but not in that way because being this tall is pretty
inconvenient.
You just got to get them fucking pumping the weight and on the carnivore diet from like
age 10.
Yeah.
So they're just beefy as shit.
I think I'm just going to tell my kids like, Hey, no pressure, but if you don't get the
NFL, daddy will never love you.
Anyways, sleep tight, buddy.
Just frame it like it's fun.
It's like, all right, we're going to go to the gym.
This kid ends up working out five days a week for from like 20 until the time they graduate
high school and it's like, Oh wait, I'm a fucking unit.
Yeah.
I think that'd be the way to do it.
The thing is, the thing is I am not in remotely good shape.
So I would go take them to the gym and I'd be like, this is what we're going to do is
a thing that I don't know anything about.
And I ended up shattering their spine when they're like 11 years old.
Well that's the thing.
You started when they're like eight, they're weak as shit too.
So just do super low weight just to get those reps in baby.
It's not about the weight.
It's about the reps.
Did you go through that phase as a kid where you were doing pushups in your room with the
door closed and no one would see you?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think every, every male child does that.
Yeah.
It's the raging testosterone, like 14 year old thing to do that and like punching shit.
I used to have this little like punching bag thing that like you punch it and it would
spring down and come back up and I got really good at it.
And then one day I was punching it and then like my mom called me so I stopped and it
just caught me right in the mouth.
You'll have to see it.
I didn't see it.
I'll tell you that right now.
Punch the tiki.
Well, no, the tiki would actually win that fight.
The tiki is solid oak.
Okay.
Sounds like somebody's afraid.
You want to build a catapult?
How big?
Large enough to reach that main road.
Sure.
You mean marine?
Yeah.
From your archers.
Yeah.
I definitely don't see any way that they could find out that it was us, you know, since I
don't have a fence or anything.
So it would just be in my backyard.
Hey, is that a, is that perhaps a trebuchet?
No.
Mr. Stokke.
Can you please come to the door?
Oh yeah.
What's going on?
We, you see someone was throwing barrels into the road over there and we were driving around.
We happen to see a large catapult in your backyard.
Do you have any, any comment to that?
Oh no, that's for composting.
That's not, I have not been launching any barrels.
Uh huh.
And the large stock of barrels next to it, that's just unrelated?
Those are for my, my homebrewed kombucha.
I see.
Do you have any kombucha with you just to verify the story?
No, shut up.
All right.
Well, you see Minnesons sir.
Have a great day.
We'll go find a black man to shoot.
Continuing saga.
My fucking neighbor.
Which crazy lady?
Yeah.
10 guys gone, right?
10 guys.
10 guys gone.
He might be living with her again, but he is no longer in the tent in the yard.
She I don't know where the fuck she finds these people.
Is she got a new one?
Like every week there's a couple of new ones.
She'll kick them out and then a couple of new ones will come.
Like, are you just like, I don't know where the slummy part of town is, but are you just
going over there?
I y'all need a place to stay.
And I'm not making fun of Southern people.
That's fucking how she sounds.
Yeah.
Her name on next door, you know, the app is God fearing country woman.
Okay.
Cindy, stop.
I'm not going to tell you not to fear God, but I feel like you should fear the tweaker.
You should absolutely fear God.
I I'm going to say right now, focus on fearing the tweaker who lives down the hall from you.
Yeah.
Just, just a thought.
Yeah.
Man, silliness.
Well, silliness.
You know what?
If you're crazy and lonely, you probably can't distinguish between a crazy interaction and
a normal one.
Is that fair?
I guess.
Who is the most outgoing people you've ever met in your life?
Crackheads who need a dollar in a cigarette.
True.
She's not a crackhead.
But there.
Yeah.
But people moving in are they?
So here she is.
She's all sad and lonely.
Her daughter moved out and is getting beat by her husband somewhere.
No husband didn't move out.
She like disappeared.
Oh, I thought you told me that.
No, she might've gotten kicked out.
Actually, you might be right.
Okay.
Anyways.
But here you are, just a little old lady who wants a little bit of company and you're
walking into the circle.
Okay.
Some guy walks up, stretches neck.
Hey man, we got a dollar.
No, no, what about a cigarette?
Oh yeah, I got a cigarette.
You want a cigarette?
Yeah, I got a cigarette.
Okay.
You live out here in that little cop by the dumpster?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, I got a spare room if you're looking for a place to stay.
Hey, you got a spare room?
I got a spare room.
You come stay with me, sweetie.
You just got to take care of lady.
Who lady?
She a little girl.
My dog.
Oh.
She's 60 pounds of pure muscle and could rip your head off without any effort.
How can she fight?
She's so well trained.
Oh, I know a place that I'll train her real well.
There's places around here that sell houses.
I'm thinking about just cold calling them.
Be like, hey, I live at this address.
You guys should come check out my house, see if you want to buy it.
And they'll show up and be like, hey, we'll give you $60,000 for it.
And I know her mortgage is less than $300 a month, so she'll be like, holy shit, that's
a lot of money.
How did you discover the information?
She told me.
Do you guys talk?
We did at one point.
Well, like her dog would just run around and she asked me one time, she's like, hey, I
can't catch him.
I can't move very well.
Can you please help me?
Yeah.
Helped her.
And then she gave me this story about the guys that live in the camper.
I didn't know what was going on.
I thought they were just going to move it.
They moved in.
Now they're claiming they're squatters.
I'm trying to get them moved out.
I promise I've never caused issues in this neighborhood.
Like, OK, fair enough.
I feel like that was a lie.
That was a fucking lie, man.
She causes all the issues in this neighborhood.
It's like, again, her dog is pure muscle.
It's like fucking Arnold Schwartz and her dog is terrifying in a dog form.
There's kids that live in this neighborhood.
They are not safe with that dog lady that is often just running around in the streets.
Lady is not nice either.
Yeah.
Lady is a mean dog.
I would be out there smoking a cigarette and then I would see like Lady materialize.
I would whip out the fucking knife in the phone just so I could like in case there was
any legal action for someone saying I murdered their dog.
I'm like, I'm going to get this all on tape.
It was the most it was fucking stressful, man.
I don't think you can.
I don't think you'd get arrested for killing a dog that's attacking you.
Well, no, but like like there would be questions, but it's not legal.
No, but you could say like I wasn't doing anything.
She just came and started stabbing him.
You could make that claim.
I'm going to get one bite and stab it.
Then they could say that I fucking stabbed it and try to fight back.
I think I just got to get the initial attack on camera and then I can do my stabbing.
I suppose.
I constantly wonder like what do I do if Lady attacks my dogs?
I don't think it's easy to kill an angry beefed up dog.
Like I would I would attempt if it's not attacking you, right?
I think you could pretty easily grab a hind leg.
And once you got that thing is Lady 60 pounds.
Yeah, but you fling that thing like a hammer throw.
I think you get some serious distance.
I suppose.
I think that'd be super funny to watch just I don't want to kill Lady.
I want Lady to go somewhere that is nice and can get like trained or treated right.
A nice farm upstate.
Wink.
You're a bad person.
Lady would probably make an excellent livestock guard dog.
She would mow the livestock to death.
That's why you have the livestock in a cage.
Like chickens and shit, you can have them in pens like movable pens and then have a
dog to keep like raccoons and shit from breaking into the pens and eating them.
Cool like our dog.
He's a he's an interesting little creature, man.
Like he looks like a fucking wolf from a distance.
If you just saw him sitting down, he'd be kind of scared.
Your dog is a midget.
Yeah.
And then he stands up and you realize he has tiny little wiener dog legs and you're like,
oh, this is nothing.
And then he starts barking and just low and intimidating.
You're like, what is that?
Oh, it's a little little wiener dog.
OK.
And like from a certain angle, he looks like a pig.
He really does.
Like, have you ever looked down on a baby pig?
Yeah.
He has that body type.
I guess.
But huge.
Like a baby pig is like this big.
No, no, no.
Like I guess like a growing pig.
Like an adolescent pig.
Yeah, I suppose.
Yeah, it's true.
It's like from that downward angle, he's circular.
He's got like the nose shape.
He's a great dog, though.
I love Colt to death.
He's a fantastic dog.
He's a good dog.
Anytime somebody walks by, he gives that like good woof of alertness.
I love that.
It's a great quality of dog.
It's not like annoying, but I know they're out there.
You know, he knows it before I do.
I appreciate that.
Our two dogs are very different.
We got the one that's quite big, Sienna, and her bark sounds like an idiot.
Woo!
And then Kim's bark is like a scary dog, but Kim is like 40 pounds.
Kim is a scary dog.
Kim could fuck somebody up.
I would not mess with Kim.
Kim punched me in the neck the other day.
Yeah, she'll do that.
Some of your animals are just punching me.
I've never been punched by an animal before I came here.
Stop being so punchable, dude.
First of all, Toast does what he wants.
Nobody controls that fucking-
There's no stopping Toast.
He is an alpha male.
And Kim is just quirky.
Toast is what Arnold Schwarzenegger strives to be.
You've played Rand That Dotto?
Yeah.
I'll take it.
Didn't you just find Toast on the side of the road somewhere?
No.
One of the girls I used to work with was drunk at a farmer's market.
Bought Toast for $20.
Sobered up two hours later and called me.
I was like, you've got to fucking take this cat.
I don't want it.
I was like, nope.
Can't.
I already have a cat locked on.
The cat that Meg has.
And then three days later, Meg and I were over at said girl's house and her dog tried
to eat Toast.
I was like, okay, yep, I'll take him.
Did Toast kill the fuck out of that dog?
No, Toast was like a quarter of a pound at that point.
This big.
Could fit in my hand literally.
So it was one of those like never again moments.
He's been training ever since.
Cat pull ups.
Cat squats.
Exactly.
He's not actually fat.
He's just muscular.
It's a pouch of muscle down there.
Yeah, Meg snatched him up.
I took him home.
The rest is history.
Cute.
That's my fucking dude boy.
Yeah, Colt's a fucking goofy dog.
He's a great dog though.
Good dog.
Love the little guy.
I'm not even a dog person.
Yeah, I am a dog person.
I love dogs.
I'm really not an animal person.
I just like animals in general.
Or a person person.
I know what I love.
Chickens, dude.
Give me a couple of chickens.
I'll be a happy little Don.
I'm getting chickens.
Oh yeah, I love chickens.
Probably in March or April.
I'll probably do it after we go home in April.
I don't know anything about pigs though.
I want like little, awesome pigs.
If I ever get a serious plot of land, dude, chickens, pigs, and little garden, you know.
That's what we're doing when we move home.
I'm not buying another house that has land.
Or I'll just buy land and do a trailer on it.
I don't want to raise cows and pigs and chickens and stuff.
I was out in this chunk of the woods and there was a-
You just wandered?
No, we were shooting.
Oh.
And like there was a little, like four I-beams and a, just like a sheet metal roof.
And I was like, dude, you slap some walls and insulation on here.
This could be a nice little house for like realistically maybe a grand to build.
I was like, why are we all doing this?
I was like, oh, wait a minute.
If I did that, my wife would stab me in the neck.
I think it'd be pretty easy just to build.
I don't know if I'll say easy, but like have you seen some of those sheds they're selling
at Walmart, dude?
Yeah.
They're massive.
You get a shed-
You can get fucking two story ones at Home Depot.
Yeah, dude.
Like it's absurd.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know anything about real estate or contracting.
There's no way it's that hard to take a literal shed and make a house out of it.
There's a lot of people don't want to buy something that small.
The issue.
Like most people wait till they're married to stop renting.
By that point, you don't want to live in a teeny tiny house.
I guess.
Some people would.
They're not teeny tiny though.
But they're not big enough.
I guess.
How much is a, like just having a barn built cost you think?
If you have the honest dude, it's probably not that bad.
Yeah.
Probably not.
It would be fast in quality.
It's not cheap.
Oh no, but it's probably-
It's not the $300,000 on a house cost.
You can install your own insulation and probably make it into a fully functioning house on
your own.
You know what's the way to go?
What's up?
What more people should be doing with just random land is the moving pod home thing.
You know what I'm talking about?
The shipping container homes.
Yeah.
$20,000, $30,000 for a barn.
That's not crazy.
Yeah.
So you figure, you could probably realistically save that up on your own.
A dandy barn.
Dandy Dan.
But yeah, if you slap three shipping containers on there, insulate it, run plumbing and electric,
that's a house.
I don't know how much these things cost.
Shipping containers?
Like plumbing specifically.
Yeah.
Fair.
I feel like plumbing and electricity are not as cheap as I think they are in my head.
Oh, they're not cheap to run it, but still cheaper than doing it with a house.
Or you find land that's hooked up for a trailer or for a house and just slap the shipping
containers on there.
It just needs to be hooked up.
Shipping container costs a little under three grand.
So that's nine G's.
You're like, well, max, maybe I'm crazy here, but max 10 to 15 grand to get plumbing and
electric, right?
I have no idea.
I don't know.
If you have to get routed from a mile away, it's going to be astronomically expensive.
If it's already there and there used to be a house or a trailer or something there, they
just need to hook it up.
Make sure it's good.
It wouldn't be that expensive, but also not that many people want to live in a container.
I can't imagine why not.
I would.
That'd be fucking sick.
That wasn't sarcasm.
I think it sounds great.
A lot of people are accustomed to living in a nice house.
You could make it a nice house.
Yeah, but it doesn't look like a nice house.
It looks like a container.
At first, what?
It would take you a couple of years of work on your own?
I suppose.
How's that carnivore diagonal for you?
I feel great.
How long are we on?
Day 14?
Day 13.
Day 12, technically.
I didn't do it the first day because that's my anniversary.
I wanted to be able to enjoy that day with my wife.
You got married on the New Year?
That's kind of cool, actually.
I wanted Kevin to be my best man, and he was in flight school at the time, so he only got
96s.
That makes sense.
I had to be on a 96.
I haven't had a lot of the side effects that a lot of people talk about.
I didn't get the keto flu.
What's the keto flu?
Keto flu is when your body changes from using sugar as a fuel source to using fat, produces
ketogens.
A lot of people have actual flu symptoms and just feel like shit for a day or two up to
a week or two.
I was hardcore ready for that, and I didn't get it.
I got one of the little blood tester things, and I'm in ketosis.
I feel fine.
I did not feel shitty.
My energy levels are very stable.
I'm not fucking bouncing off the walls, but I feel more sustained energy than I have since
I was a little kid.
Is the lack of flavor options getting to you?
It kind of sucks, yeah, but then I just stop eating ground beef and start eating ground
pork or eat more bacon.
You think that's the way to go is to eat a certain type of meat until you get sick of
it and then transition?
I don't know, because I'm kind of afraid if I was to do that, I wouldn't be able to go
back to it soon.
Then you just run out.
I can't afford or find lamb, so stuff like that.
I think we got lamb at Aldi the other day.
Really?
Yeah.
Interesting.
You got lamb?
I believe so.
You can verify that with Samantha.
I know we had lamb.
I believe it was from Aldi.
Interesting.
I'll check that out.
Yeah, I don't know.
Also, I'm just kind of forcing myself to continue eating the ground beef and stuff because it's
cheap and it is plentiful and it is very filling.
You know me.
I've always been a person that will just fucking eat whatever I have.
I will buy way too much Cocos for one person to eat and eat all of it and feel like shit
for a day, but I eat until I'm full and that's it.
I'm like, oh, this no longer tastes good.
I'm going to stop eating.
I don't fucking overindulge anymore.
Something I was thinking, I'm not going to lie, I'm giving it fairly serious thought
doing the carnivore diet.
I was realizing watching Sean Baker, the carnivore guy die, carnivore diet guy.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, my bad.
I realized in his videos, he's always eating a sirloin steak.
We will not be doing the same carnivore diet because we are not on the same economic plane.
It's the same principle though.
If you just get the same fat ratio.
Yeah, we will be doing the same thing, but he's doing like, we're both flying.
He's flying private.
Yeah, that's fair.
I mean, if you were a successful doctor, you could probably have rib eyes every day.
Yes, when I am a successful doctor and dietitian and rugby player and Air Force officer, then
someday, somehow, some way we're going to make it out of the hood someday.
A lot of people say that switching over from a normal buying food and buying snacks to
have on hand and all that stuff to switching to just steaks and having two steaks a day
and some eggs that they save a bunch of money because while it's more expensive, you're
not buying a shit ton of food.
You don't have to buy a bunch of ingredients.
You buy salt and meat.
Do you intake more food or less?
I think less.
Well, not necessarily less.
It depends on you.
You eat till you're full and that's it.
I see this video.
Somebody's like, if you're not hungry for meat and your mind's convincing you that you're
hungry and I'm like, that's not true because if I only ate when I was hungry for meat,
I would weigh all of 11 pounds.
What do you mean?
You don't like meat?
I love meat, but if I only ate when I was hungry, I would disintegrate.
I don't know why that is.
I think it's just the way that I am cut.
It's unfortunate.
I don't particularly enjoy it.
Interesting.
Yeah, man.
Was it going pretty good for you then?
Yeah, it's going well.
And everybody that says that they overeat and stuff like I just said, says it goes away
with carnivore and they eat when they need to eat.
Maybe it'd be the same for you, just you understand when you're hungry.
I don't know.
You're doing this for three months?
I'm going to try it for three months, yeah.
Think you're going to make it?
Yeah, I feel.
You're doing cheat days?
I haven't.
I don't plan to.
Up to this point, I feel good.
My body is starting to feel better.
I'm losing weight and I'm holding on to the muscle that I have.
So I don't want to stop.
You are looking more muscular than previously.
I know you've been working out more stuff lately, so I'm sure that's a factor as well.
I've been working out significantly since I started this diet because I'm not taking
pre-workout and that was kind of what got me amped for the gym every time.
Well, then you're looking significantly more cut because I walked in and I did notice that.
I was like, oh, he's looking more muscular.
Thanks.
Yeah, I feel good.
I'm going to try it for three months and then I don't think I'm going to go back to eating
like McDonald's and shit.
Or like, obviously I'll do it every once in a while, but I want to try and do like if
I'm not growing it and it's not meat, I'm not going to eat it.
That's cool.
What's that thing called?
That was a trend diet for a while there.
Omnivore.
It was like one of those like if a caveman didn't eat it, we wouldn't eat it either.
I don't know.
But like I want to like buy bulk wheat berries and mill my own flour and stuff so I can have
bread and pasta.
I just don't want to buy a bunch of processed shit anymore because.
It's killing us all slowly.
Yeah, I'm 25 and two weeks ago I felt like absolute dog shit.
I feel really good now.
So 25 something's happening there.
Yeah.
Damn.
Oh, yeah, I'm old, dude.
I'm almost 24.
Yeah, man.
Time flies when you're not having fun.
It's crazy not being 19.
I guess I I still refer to myself as a teenager when I'm like, that's weird.
Not like somebody somebody asked something about like work and I was like, I mean, you
know, we're all just a bunch of teenagers.
They're like, you're a teenager.
I'm like, holy shit.
No, I'm not.
I am in my mid 20s.
Yeah.
And being in the Marine Corps, being like 24, 25 is like fucking as ancient.
That's like upper middle age.
I think I don't know how this occurred when I was a kid because I didn't hang out with
only young people.
But like especially being in the Marine Corps, I assume when you were 28, you were you're
halfway there.
Start giving up.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know, man.
My whole concept of time is just.
I get horribly, horribly messed up.
That's weird.
I do not know old people.
You've talked about your grandma being like one hundred and three before.
Yeah, I knew she existed.
I have like I think most of my grandparents, all of my grandparents, I don't know.
I think they're all intact.
I don't know anyone who's like.
When's your mom going to come out here and be on the podcast so she can hammer out these
details?
That's a good question.
I don't know.
We got a spare room.
I know you guys don't.
They can crash with us if need be.
Oh, well, she's going to listen to the episode and I'm sure she'll shoot me a text.
So let me know, mom.
What's her name?
Bethany.
Beth.
I don't think I've ever.
Beth Larson.
I don't ever called her by her name before.
I called her I referred to her as Crystal Beth before.
Bethamphetamine.
I've never said Bethany, though.
Fucked up, man.
Why would you call her that?
This is funny, dude.
That's mean.
It's a mean thing to say.
Why?
I don't know.
It's funny.
I guess.
I suppose.
Silly little nickname.
I suppose.
Like if you had a friend named Garrett, you wouldn't call that kid Cigarette?
That's different.
Yeah, exactly.
That's different.
Um, we'll wrap this up.
Yeah, call it a night.
Yeah.
To our three listeners, eat more meat.
You know, all that good stuff.
OK, bye, guys.
Bye.
Thanks for watching.
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