1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:26,080 Welcome back to the parties over. 2 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:27,640 I'm your host, Kyle O'Donoghue. 3 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:31,760 My co-host as always, Jonathan, two kids in a trench coat, Stolke. 4 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:32,760 How are you, John? 5 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:33,760 Good, how are you? 6 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:34,760 Doing pretty good. 7 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:35,760 You got something? 8 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:36,760 No. 9 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,760 Okay. 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,320 So I was at the gym today just getting signed up and all that. 11 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,880 And like as soon as I walk up to the desk, the dude was like, wow, you are so tall. 12 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:44,880 And then the whole spiel. 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:45,880 Do you play basketball? 14 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:46,880 Yeah. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,160 I assume you've received this spiel on occasion. 16 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,840 I'm like, I'm the taller woman of normal. 17 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:53,840 So no. 18 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,600 Like when I was younger, when I was a high schooler, yeah, it was like, oh my God, you're 19 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,280 a little bit above average in high school. 20 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,280 You must play basketball. 21 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,880 But now it's like, I think it's just kind of tall. 22 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:07,960 I get that spiel regularly. 23 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:15,040 What would happen if we spoke about other people's bodily appearances in that same capacity? 24 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,360 Like, wow, you must eat McDonald's all the time. 25 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,360 Yeah. 26 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,360 Dude, what are you like 320, 330? 27 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,360 Dude, were you a swimmer in high school? 28 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:23,360 I bet, dude. 29 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,360 I bet you were great at it. 30 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,000 I bet you could bounce people out of that circle. 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah. 32 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,840 I think you'd get like, I don't know, like harassment charges. 33 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,840 Yeah. 34 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,520 Like if you saw a guy with a big nose, you're like, dude, could you smell, you could probably 35 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,280 smell like a bloodhound. 36 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,280 You couldn't do that. 37 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,280 That's true. 38 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:45,080 Who, who made it look like it's annoying as heck? 39 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,080 Yeah. 40 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,280 I got it a lot when I was younger and I hated it. 41 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,400 Who convinced somebody that this was like, okay. 42 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,400 Right. 43 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,640 It kind of pisses me off. 44 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,640 They don't do it to short people. 45 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:54,640 They don't do it to fat people. 46 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,640 They only do it to tall, lanky people. 47 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,640 It's true. 48 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,640 I assume tall, fat people get football as well. 49 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:00,640 Oh yeah. 50 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:05,000 I would imagine if I was tall and massive, I would get a whole nother range of spiels. 51 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,800 But as a tall, thin man, I get the, wow, how tall are you? 52 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:10,800 How's the weather up there? 53 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,800 Fuck you. 54 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,800 Yeah. 55 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,800 Yeah. 56 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800 I get that one a lot. 57 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,240 That's from like people our own age though. 58 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,920 How's the weather up there? 59 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,640 I'm going to punch you in the neck. 60 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,200 You fucking short idiot. 61 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,360 Like, like, what's it like being so tall? 62 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,360 I don't fucking know. 63 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,760 What's it like being a little person, you fucking elf? 64 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,800 Go back to Sam's workshop, you piece of shit. 65 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,800 Yeah. 66 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:31,800 I hate it. 67 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,800 Super annoying. 68 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,800 You'll have that. 69 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:38,320 But yeah, that was my, that was my rant for the podcast opener. 70 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,320 Very nice. 71 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,320 I have no rant. 72 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,320 You're rantless? 73 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,320 I think so. 74 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,320 I'm kind of empty today. 75 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,320 Just lacking? 76 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,640 I just haven't eaten much. 77 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,640 My brain's kind of dead. 78 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:50,160 Tell them about the seafood. 79 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:55,440 There was supposed to be a, a barbecue truck at my place of work this morning. 80 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:59,880 Instead of a barbecue truck, which everybody was excited about, they sent out like six 81 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:00,880 emails about it. 82 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:01,880 So, you know, they were hyped too. 83 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:02,880 Oh yeah. 84 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:07,720 Instead of that, there was just an old lady in a food truck that had a picture of a different 85 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:08,720 old lady on it. 86 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,820 She was selling fish. 87 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:12,520 She was not selling barbecue. 88 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,520 She opened the thing. 89 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,360 She was like, Hey, I just wanted to talk to y'all. 90 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:19,720 Cause it was me and my two coworkers and nobody else, which should have been a red flag there. 91 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,720 I'll have that. 92 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:25,000 She's like, Hey, I just wanted to, wanted to have you hear my voice. 93 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Wanted to talk to y'all. 94 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,320 And then I went down and the only options were two things of fish. 95 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,520 It was supposed to be a taco truck. 96 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,760 It was not fish tacos either. 97 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,880 It was just fish. 98 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,720 And it was like $17 per small serving of fish. 99 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,720 I was like, were these, there weren't tacos. 100 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,840 I guess they probably were not large chunks of fish either. 101 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,320 Cause like you get some of the tacos, man, they'd be hefty, hefty boys. 102 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:48,120 If it was tacos, I would have chanced it, but it was literally just fish. 103 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:52,400 So I went inside and I bought some muddy buddies and a monster and I have been running off 104 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,200 that since about 1130. 105 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,200 Hell yeah. 106 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:59,160 So like in Spanish, ito is the suffix meaning small, right? 107 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,160 Sure. 108 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:04,920 So you got your, uh, your burritos that would lead me to believe that somewhere out there, 109 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:09,920 there's a massive slab of ham called like Elboro. 110 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:14,440 And once we find out, I don't know if that's, if that means don't, I don't speak Spanish, 111 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,440 but that means donkey. 112 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,720 What the fuck does burrito mean? 113 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,440 That's fair. 114 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,440 Burr grande. 115 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,720 Maybe, I don't know. 116 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,760 I don't know what like the suffix is for large. 117 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,640 I don't know if there is one. 118 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,640 Gordo. 119 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,640 That just means fat. 120 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,640 I don't know. 121 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:32,640 Elboro Gordo? 122 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,640 The fat donkey. 123 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:39,080 It sounds like a, it sounds like a club you shouldn't go to in Mexico. 124 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,080 Yeah. 125 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,720 It sounds like what they wouldn't rename a Wilmington comedy club to if it went under 126 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:44,720 again. 127 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,720 I guess nut street. 128 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,880 It's not paying off. 129 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,880 So they're, uh, what? 130 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:49,880 Friday, Friday, Sunday. 131 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,880 What? 132 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:51,880 Comedy club. 133 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:52,880 We already talked about this. 134 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:53,880 Did we? 135 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,880 Yeah. 136 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,880 Okay. 137 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,880 My dad. 138 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,880 Yeah. 139 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,560 I've been watching their standup videos. 140 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,560 Not good. 141 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,760 Not good at all. 142 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:03,760 So bad. 143 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:07,560 And you know, the craziest thing is I've been looking at looking at them on Instagram, the 144 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,760 guy who's up there being unfunny, he gets invited back regularly. 145 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,760 Yeah. 146 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,320 The, the overweight one. 147 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,320 Yeah. 148 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,320 Yeah. 149 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,320 He was so bad. 150 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,320 He was so bad. 151 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,320 He's like the guy on all the pictures. 152 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,400 Oh, we need to start going to open mics. 153 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,400 I'm not doing it tomorrow. 154 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,080 Well, you know, but let's do it next week. 155 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,080 Fuck that. 156 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,080 Sure. 157 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,360 I don't think it can be that hard. 158 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:31,280 If that guy can do it, I can do it without, without a script, honestly. 159 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:34,480 Like I'm not the funniest motherfucker, but that guy was just genuinely unfunny. 160 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:35,480 Yeah. 161 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,480 Yeah. 162 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:42,000 Like, imagine you're watching a comedian and as you're watching the entire time, your 163 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,640 mouth just gets purse tighter and tighter and tighter. 164 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,280 That's what, that's the, uh, that's what was going on. 165 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,280 Yeah. 166 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,280 You get all the way to up. 167 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,280 Hmm. 168 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,280 Hmm. 169 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,280 Interesting. 170 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,280 Man, this sucks. 171 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,280 Yeah. 172 00:05:55,280 --> 00:06:00,000 And like, like, you know, Dave Chappelle does that stuff where he's like not funny for a 173 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,520 second and then he brings it back to being funny and like, Oh, there's so much funnier 174 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,920 because the unfunny buildup, he doesn't do that. 175 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:06,920 Yeah. 176 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:07,920 It's just unfunny. 177 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:08,920 It's just not funny. 178 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,720 It's just like things that he thinks are going to hit, but they don't hit. 179 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,280 It's just rolling and rolling and rolling. 180 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,800 At least the one clip I saw. 181 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:18,600 It's not like I'm delving in deep to his content, but maybe I assume it didn't get better. 182 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,080 Maybe we got him on a rough day that he was like, man, this suck. 183 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,160 I should post something on YouTube. 184 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,080 I think he did post saying it was his first time doing standup. 185 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,060 So maybe it was just a really rough first go. 186 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:32,160 What if we go there expecting it to just be like easy and off the cuff. 187 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:36,720 And then that guy is there dropping just the sickest routine we've ever seen in our lives. 188 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,720 Oh fuck. 189 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,520 We're sitting there, we're laughing so hard, we're crying. 190 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,280 Up next, John Stolke. 191 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,280 We're like, oh. 192 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,280 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 193 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:48,080 And we got to get up there like, what's the deal with airline peanuts? 194 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,960 You got nothing to you. 195 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,760 That guy's fat. 196 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,600 You think insult comedy would take you pretty far? 197 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,000 It does pretty well generally. 198 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,160 You got to be like, you can't just like pick a guy though. 199 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:05,040 You can't be like, ah, you're an obese man, huh? 200 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:10,840 Well, if I was crashing after a really fat guy did really well and I was going to insult 201 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,840 him, what am I going to do? 202 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:16,160 I'd be like, ah, I bet he can't do math well. 203 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,160 No. 204 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,920 I'm going to call him fat. 205 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:25,880 You know, that guy might be funnier than me, but I'll be damned if I can't see my toes. 206 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,160 That guy might be funnier than me, but you know what? 207 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:31,040 He doesn't have a super stroke or full of piss. 208 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:35,800 And then of course I'd proceed to super stroke or full of piss him. 209 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,800 Just him? 210 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,800 Like you get the entire audience. 211 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,840 No, I'm going to get real close. 212 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,240 I have no beef with the rest of the audience. 213 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,240 They didn't want me. 214 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,320 You're going to like put the mic up the stand and like inch towards him. 215 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:50,720 You know, man, you might have just hit the funniest routine of my life, but I've got 216 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,200 something you'll never have. 217 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,240 Super stroke or full of piss. 218 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:02,120 You said you said they're trying to drink his beer like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 219 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:08,120 dehydrated piss so he can no longer just differentiate what is piss and what is beer. 220 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,440 He has to throw the whole thing away. 221 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,440 What a loser. 222 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,280 I am no longer welcome back and I have a sexual harassment. 223 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,960 Everyone in the audience is like, what was that? 224 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:24,480 I get tackled by that guy that had like underwear that was coming out of his short shorts and 225 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,480 an apron. 226 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,560 He's the most pouncing in the history of bouncer's. 227 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,600 He walked up in a, what was he wearing? 228 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:37,800 Like a whole red socks cap and cargo shorts and like, like the apron you see teenage girls 229 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:43,000 wearing when they're a barista at like hometown coffee shop. 230 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Was he trying to be intimidating? 231 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,640 Well, he walked up and he was like, Hey, we need to scan your cards again to us. 232 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,640 Yeah. 233 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,640 What'd you try to be? 234 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:50,640 Oh, no, no, no. 235 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:54,080 I think he felt bad because they fucked up scanning our cards the first time. 236 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,400 Cause like if he was trying to be intimidating, he sucked. 237 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,600 I don't, I don't think that was the goal. 238 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,600 Our waitstaff was great though. 239 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,600 Oh yeah. 240 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,600 They were fantastic. 241 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,600 Dead Crow comedy club. 242 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,600 Very nice. 243 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,600 Yeah. 244 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,600 Audience. 245 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,600 There was a little, uh, intense old and grumpy. 246 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,600 Yeah. 247 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,600 Appeared to be very well. 248 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,600 Why were they all dressed so well? 249 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,600 I don't know, dude. 250 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,600 Like I'm, I'm not going to dress like that. 251 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,600 Yeah, dude. 252 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,560 I was wearing like, what am I going to wear my fucking the suit I got married in? 253 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,480 No, I wasn't dressed like shadowly by any means. 254 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:23,600 I was wearing like a long sleeve shirt and a pair of jeans. 255 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:30,760 Like, like, I had the fucking the better half of a goddamn Canadian tuxedo on everybody 256 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:31,760 knows those fuck. 257 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,760 I don't know what that is. 258 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,760 Can you touch it up? 259 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:35,760 Yeah. 260 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,720 Uh, to Bing Crosby reference. 261 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,680 Uh, yes. 262 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,920 He's the guy who sings a cold outside, right? 263 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:42,920 Yeah. 264 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,520 So he was obviously like a huge deal in the fifties. 265 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:52,200 He went to Canada wearing jeans and got kicked out because jeans were like a casual thing 266 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,200 back then. 267 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,200 Like, you're at a hotel, buddy. 268 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,200 You got to come back in some nice clothes. 269 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:02,000 Uh, they did like some big publicity thing about it. 270 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,160 Everybody was up in arms and Levi's was like, you know what? 271 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,160 Fuck it, man. 272 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:09,320 We're going to make you an entire suit out of jeans. 273 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,320 Hell yeah. 274 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:15,320 And, uh, pictures, they made it for him and it's now referred to as the Canadian tuxedo. 275 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,760 Is it just a full denim suit? 276 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:18,760 Yeah. 277 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,760 Dapper is shit. 278 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,760 Oh, that is Dapper. 279 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:24,720 It's got the fucking, you got a pipe going on the pipe. 280 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,000 I wanted to say the bong, but I knew that was not correct. 281 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 It's not a bong. 282 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 No, my friend. 283 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,880 That bad ass that is pimpin. 284 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,880 Yeah. 285 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,480 So now if you were jeans and a jean jacket, it's referred to as a Canadian tuxedo. 286 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,760 I at least where I'm from. 287 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:40,400 I knew it as the outfit Chuck Norris wears in every episode of walk tax ranger. 288 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,400 Yeah. 289 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,400 It's bad ass too. 290 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,400 Obviously. 291 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,400 Obviously. 292 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,400 Only bad ass wear that. 293 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,400 Obviously. 294 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,160 And why I wear it to comedy clubs and most places I go. 295 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,960 When everybody know you are not there to play. 296 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,400 I wear that anytime. 297 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,400 It's a little bit chilly. 298 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,920 It's kind of my thing. 299 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,240 I bought it for $20 from a guy who told me not to walk up to his house because his dog 300 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,240 would bite me. 301 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,240 That seems like that. 302 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:04,600 That's the type of story you'd expect for someone who was wearing a Marlboro jean jacket. 303 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,600 Yeah. 304 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,080 I fucking love that jacket, dude. 305 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:10,640 It didn't smell like smoke when I got it though, which was a very surprising to me. 306 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:15,400 This is literally a thing that you had to smoke a bunch for and it doesn't smell like 307 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,400 smoke. 308 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,880 It's so annoying that they got rid of that because I could have so much cool stuff, man. 309 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:19,880 Yeah, dude. 310 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,680 I could have bought a blimp when I was in the house. 311 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,360 I was smoking three packs a day. 312 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,360 How cool would I be? 313 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,520 You remember the camel Joe stuff? 314 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,800 I do not. 315 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,160 He's like the camel mascot, the camel man. 316 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,160 Oh yeah. 317 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,160 They had so much cool stuff. 318 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,280 They had watches, t-shirts, all that. 319 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,760 I would walk around and you're familiar with the Canadian tuxedo? 320 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,200 You're here for the camel tuxedo. 321 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,720 Would have been made out of actual camel skin. 322 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,360 Oh, well, here we are. 323 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,360 What do we got here? 324 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:49,280 They also had a jean jacket for smoking a bunch of cigarettes. 325 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,280 My. 326 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,680 You going to buy one? 327 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,120 Well no, that's a bunch of money, but it is cool. 328 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,160 I mean you could find it cheaper. 329 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,480 I'm sure that I could, or I could just find a jean jacket. 330 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,480 That's fair. 331 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,200 I specifically wanted a marble one. 332 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,320 Is that a camel mask or is that just a bad animation? 333 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,400 Oh, that's camel Joe getting chemo. 334 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,840 That's camel Joe getting chemo. 335 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:15,320 That's the kind of thing the government would force camel cigarettes to make to like, you 336 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,320 know, like counteract what they did in the nineties. 337 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,320 That's stupid. 338 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:22,960 Why are they being so lame about it, dude? 339 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:23,960 About cigarettes? 340 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,960 Yeah. 341 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:25,960 Because they kill you? 342 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:26,960 Everything kills you. 343 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,960 Name a thing that doesn't kill you. 344 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,520 Clean purified drinking water. 345 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:36,280 Well, actually, yeah, it probably doesn't kill you. 346 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,280 Idiot. 347 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,280 But like most. 348 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,280 Coffee. 349 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,600 I'm going to venture to say coffee probably isn't great for you, especially not in the 350 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,200 capacity it's drank today. 351 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:48,000 They generally say that coffee makes you live longer. 352 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Stop, Penn. 353 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,880 You ever met somebody that's in their nineties and they're like, you know what I fucking hate 354 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,880 is coffee. 355 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,400 Panera Lemonades make your heart explode. 356 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,400 That's good for you. 357 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,320 But I can't get a little bit of lung cancer. 358 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,320 You can get it. 359 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,360 There's going to fat shame you over it. 360 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,840 You're going to fat shame me for it? 361 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,920 I'm walking in there shriveled in Crippet. 362 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,000 I can't breathe. 363 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Look at this fatty fat fat. 364 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Look at this fucking loser. 365 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,480 Must have smoked a lot of cigs there, you fat boy. 366 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,400 I'm like, I weigh 93 pounds. 367 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,280 Shut up, fat ass. 368 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,640 Go smoke your cigarettes somewhere else. 369 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:27,800 Please kill me. 370 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,800 That is all you. 371 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:29,800 Oh yeah. 372 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,280 What size is that? 373 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,240 Extra large? 374 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:40,600 For all of you that are just listening and can't see what we see, it's a yellow jacket 375 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:45,680 with two camels smoking Camel cigarettes and it says camel above the camels. 376 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,080 And the camels are in like, I guess mob henchmen attire. 377 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,080 Yeah. 378 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,480 They look like they're fucking the blues brothers, but one's in white. 379 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,000 $28. 380 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 I might buy that. 381 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,480 I am giving that some serious thought. 382 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,500 That is cool, man. 383 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,800 There was a number of these for sale. 384 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,400 See, there's another one. 385 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,400 There's like five right there. 386 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,400 All under 20 bucks. 387 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,520 Well, three of them under 20 bucks. 388 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,320 That is, I'm going to get one of those. 389 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,520 Yeah, that might need to happen. 390 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,920 Well, there's no way, like, I don't fucking know. 391 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,440 There's no way it's the worst thing out there. 392 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,440 Smoking? 393 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,440 Yeah. 394 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,040 I think it's like pretty recognized as one of the worst thing. 395 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,800 I don't know about the viewers thing. 396 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,800 It's not meth. 397 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,200 Like, it's not that bad. 398 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,760 It just gives you lung cancer slowly over time. 399 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,760 That's all. 400 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,760 That's like said, dude, fucking. 401 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:38,080 I'll give me a second. 402 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,020 Drinking energy drinks isn't that bad. 403 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:42,400 It's not like drinking mercury. 404 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,400 Energy drinks. 405 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,760 That's a great example. 406 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,800 Those things will kill you. 407 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,000 We don't know that for sure, but probably, yeah. 408 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,600 We're all going to die when we're like 46. 409 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,080 They're like, how did this happen? 410 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,080 We're like, hmm. 411 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,720 I don't know why you have such a skewed idea of lifespans. 412 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,720 What? 413 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,720 46? 414 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,720 Yeah. 415 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,720 No. 416 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:07,920 I was trying to think of like an age is like dieable, but not crazy old. 417 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:15,400 Yeah, but in the recent past, you thought that like 45 was ancient. 418 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,440 Name a single 45 year old. 419 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,440 I'll wait. 420 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,480 Specifically 45. 421 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,880 Yeah. 422 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,880 Probably Eric Church. 423 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,880 Wrong. 424 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,880 He's 32. 425 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,880 Is he? 426 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,880 I don't know. 427 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,880 I made that number up. 428 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,480 I think 45 is pretty fucking old. 429 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,480 It's not. 430 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,480 You're 45. 431 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,480 You're halfway dead. 432 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,480 I was 46. 433 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,480 God damn it. 434 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,480 Really? 435 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,480 Wow. 436 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,480 He's hanging in there, man. 437 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,480 Shut up. 438 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,000 He looks good for a 45 year old, man. 439 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 No, he doesn't. 440 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,080 There are 45 year olds who look much better than him. 441 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,080 But you can't. 442 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:52,720 He looks like a guy that wants to be called chief at the age of 45. 443 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,720 Wow. 444 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,000 Bad. 445 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Smoke a little smoke. 446 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,640 Hell of a view. 447 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,640 Talladega. 448 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,220 I hate it. 449 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,220 Like a wrecking ball. 450 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,220 Okay. 451 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,220 Fucking Miley Cyrus. 452 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,220 Okay. 453 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,220 I like that one. 454 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,220 Record year was a good song though. 455 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,220 Springsteen. 456 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,220 That was fun. 457 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,220 I also enjoyed Talladega. 458 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:19,080 When you say Springsteen was fun, do you mean the song or like the very popular recording 459 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,080 artist Bruce Springsteen? 460 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,080 Oh, well, no. 461 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,080 I of course mean the song. 462 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,080 Bruce Springsteen. 463 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,080 Not a fan. 464 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,080 No, I'm a huge Springsteen fan. 465 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,080 Well, like a moderate Springsteen fan. 466 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,080 Springsteen occasionally. 467 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,080 Yeah. 468 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,080 Like when he comes on my playlist, I don't skip him usually. 469 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,080 Unless I'm not in the mood. 470 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,080 Same. 471 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080 Yeah. 472 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,600 I agree with that. 473 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,840 You know, my Spotify playlist says that it's random. 474 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,840 It's so clueless. 475 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,520 I got 3000 songs to choose from. 476 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,600 Tell me why on my 20 minute drive to work I'm getting the same five every day. 477 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,240 Are you perchance listening to your on repeat playlist? 478 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,240 I am not. 479 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,040 I am listening to my like songs on shuffle. 480 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,600 And it's some bullshit, man. 481 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,080 Well, I get fucked I guess. 482 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,080 You know what? 483 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,560 Like I like California dreaming. 484 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,040 I do. 485 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,720 Not four times a day. 486 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,720 I don't know dude. 487 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,720 That's a banger. 488 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,720 It is. 489 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,880 The first day when I heard it four times, I was like, wow, they played it four times. 490 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,880 This is so cool. 491 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:17,200 Coming up on day 16 now and I'm like, hmm, I'd rather not hear the song again. 492 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,960 I'm the like just right level of autistic that I could listen to a song that I enjoy 493 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,040 just repeatedly with no issues. 494 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,360 Like if somebody played on the road again for three days straight. 495 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:32,880 You could do something like listen to country roads perhaps for an entire drive from Iowa 496 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,880 to West Virginia. 497 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,200 Well, I don't know why she's talking about that. 498 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,320 I listened to that one like twice. 499 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:40,560 I did listen to on the road again every time I got out and then back into the car because 500 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,240 you're getting back on the road again. 501 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,240 Exactly. 502 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,240 Clever, clever. 503 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,640 I listened to country roads take me home. 504 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,760 Like I think entering and leaving West Virginia. 505 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,760 That's kind of lame. 506 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,400 I was song is super overplayed, though. 507 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400 Great song. 508 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400 I'll listen to it all day. 509 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400 It is indeed overplayed. 510 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,160 But for like what was it fallout? 511 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,960 It was one of the fallouts that it came out with that they played it for like the next 512 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,960 four years constantly. 513 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,800 I don't really play video games. 514 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,440 It was the trailer. 515 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,680 I don't remember which one is a fallout like a nuclear wasteland. 516 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,680 Yep. 517 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,680 It's a good trailer. 518 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,680 I mean, sure. 519 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,680 Let's. 520 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,680 That was cool. 521 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,680 I'm not a big gamer. 522 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,680 It's never been my cup of tea. 523 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,680 I'm not a big gamer either. 524 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,680 I did play whatever fallout came before this. 525 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,640 I don't remember which one it was, which was great. 526 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,440 And then I played Red Dead. 527 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,560 I played Red Dead for the Red Dead 2 for like three seconds. 528 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:34,600 And then I was hit by a horse and carriage and I died. 529 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:39,400 I was standing in a field and a horse and carriage ran me over. 530 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,160 I thought to myself, well, that sucks. 531 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,200 I never played again. 532 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,200 OK. 533 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,960 Not sure how it happened. 534 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,280 It's a phenomenal game. 535 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280 You should do another show. 536 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,280 I'm sure it is. 537 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,200 I'm going to get a system eventually to play the new GTA. 538 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,280 Yeah, I played GTA 5 as well. 539 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,280 Everybody did. 540 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,400 If you didn't play GTA 5, what were you doing? 541 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,400 Loser. 542 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,400 Being Amish. 543 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400 Fucking Amis. 544 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,400 Yeah, I'll play the new GTA. 545 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,640 And I like Madden as well. 546 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,400 I'm a football fan. 547 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,040 I'm a fan, but like I. 548 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,040 That's something I'll do if I have like nothing else to do. 549 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,760 I'll sit down and play a few games of Madden. 550 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,520 I'm not particularly good at it and I don't like doing things that I'm not good at. 551 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:20,040 I would much rather just be the best at it straight out the gate and then never change. 552 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,000 Are you that way with anything? 553 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 So many things, dude. 554 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,880 Like what? 555 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,880 Being tall? 556 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,880 Yeah. 557 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:34,440 I mean, the next time you like can't reach something on a high shelf, think back to this 558 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,640 conversation and be like, shit, I bet Donny is the best at this. 559 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,120 We live in a five, six persons world. 560 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,760 I literally never have that problem. 561 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,760 Not once in my life. 562 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,400 Well, my wife does. 563 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,400 So yeah. 564 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400 And she's like 4'11". 565 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,400 Well, yes. 566 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,400 And what are we, a foot taller than her? 567 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,920 A foot and a half? 568 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:56,840 I've been hiding her Christmas presents in the top shelf of our cupboard and she does 569 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,480 not please. 570 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,480 Not because she wants to look at them. 571 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,600 I think more because she's insulted. 572 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,720 That's fair. 573 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,320 I ordered a gift like two weeks ago and it is not here. 574 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,520 You played a dangerous game, brother. 575 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,880 I ordered it many weeks ago. 576 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,880 Is that my fault? 577 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,280 What do you, if it doesn't come in on Christmas, what do you do? 578 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,880 Do you just give her like the gift receipt? 579 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:17,880 It's coming. 580 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,880 I ordered it in advance. 581 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,880 Yeah. 582 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,320 I'm just going to tell her that it's coming. 583 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,320 She does not give a shit. 584 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,000 I thought we weren't doing gifts and then a record shaped box showed up and she won't 585 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 tell me what it is. 586 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 So I have to get her a gift. 587 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:35,760 So, Molly, I know you're listening to this and that was rude. 588 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,120 I hate that because we were like, we're not going to do gifts either. 589 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,640 And then as I said those words, those words left my mouth. 590 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,880 Like, let's not do gifts this year to save money. 591 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,120 I was planning what gift I was going to have to get her because obviously you can't just 592 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,160 not get gifts. 593 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,160 I hate that. 594 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,160 Why would you do that? 595 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,160 I don't know. 596 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,160 Guess what? 597 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,400 What are you, a silly Billy? 598 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,000 We got gifts and I wasn't the only one. 599 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 You can't just not get gifts. 600 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 That's not how that works. 601 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I bought Molly a typewriter. 602 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,240 She loves typewriters. 603 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,240 I know she does. 604 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,240 She has like what, six in this room alone? 605 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,840 Is he five right now? 606 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,560 Molly's typewriter hoarding is getting out of hand. 607 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,560 It's true. 608 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,560 Uncalled for, Molly. 609 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:15,680 Court of Mepa Carthy, his typewriter was recently sold for like 10 grand, which is a steal in 610 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,680 my book. 611 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,680 He was more than that, wasn't it? 612 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,680 It was not a lot. 613 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:23,400 I think the funniest thing about that is he sold it and then immediately just bought the 614 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,920 same typewriter to continue writing. 615 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920 And then died. 616 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,320 Yeah, like five years later. 617 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,320 But you know what? 618 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,320 He still did. 619 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,320 Phenomenal author though. 620 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,320 One of my favorites. 621 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:38,720 I've been reading quite a bit again, trying to stay off his little social media. 622 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,000 And I find that I have a lot more free time when I'm not staring at Instagram all the 623 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 time. 624 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 I've been filling that with reading. 625 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,960 Man, underrated hobby right there. 626 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,560 Where did you get your information on this typewriter? 627 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,320 I might have just made it up in my head. 628 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,320 Why? 629 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,320 $254,500. 630 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,320 Expensive boy. 631 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,320 $10,000, $250,000. 632 00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,320 Same thing. 633 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,320 It's the same one. 634 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,320 Is that his typewriter? 635 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,320 Yeah. 636 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,320 Wow. 637 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,320 That's so cool. 638 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:11,320 I think it was a letter of 32. 639 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:16,040 Mine is obviously broken and has not had hundreds of thousands of award winning words written 640 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,040 on it. 641 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,760 But hey, it's the same thing. 642 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,760 Cormac McCarthy appeared to not give a shit about which one it was. 643 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760 Are we shocked by that though? 644 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,840 Have you read any of his books? 645 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,280 I've read all the pretty horses in high school. 646 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,560 I don't remember any of it, but I have it and I plan to reread it at some point. 647 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,560 I've read a lot of his stuff. 648 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,280 I'm a big fan and I'm not shocked to find out he has no sentimental attachment to anything 649 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,280 that he owns. 650 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,280 Why's that? 651 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,120 He writes very somber books. 652 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,640 Very not mellow. 653 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,640 What's the word? 654 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,640 Melancholy. 655 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,640 There we go. 656 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,760 I'm not at all shocked to find out about this. 657 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:59,240 Before he died, there's a Twitter account called Cormac McCarthy. 658 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,240 I don't know if it's actually him or what. 659 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,240 It's called Cormac McCarthy. 660 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,520 He's got the Verify sticker, which no longer means anything. 661 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,340 Most likely him. 662 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:14,800 The last thing that Cormac McCarthy Twitter posted before his death was a picture from 663 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,880 inside of a Barnes and Noble. 664 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,080 It was how to draw anime furries. 665 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,880 The caption was, so this is what it's come to. 666 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:27,680 He died like three days later. 667 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,720 Jesus. 668 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:34,720 A friend, one of my parents' friends from back home, her husband was on the last Rose 669 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:39,520 Bowl winning team for University of Iowa. 670 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:45,240 Iowa went back to the Rose Bowl in 2013, I think, and they got their asses kicked. 671 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,720 Christian McCaffrey was on the other team. 672 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,720 He will do that to you. 673 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,480 Yeah, it was like 58 to nothing or something like that. 674 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,480 What a unit of a man. 675 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,480 I'm sorry. 676 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,480 Yeah, he's a beast. 677 00:23:54,480 --> 00:24:01,480 But this family friend watched the game, went to bed and died. 678 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,480 That night. 679 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,480 Fuck. 680 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,480 Yeah. 681 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,760 Do you tell that to the team? 682 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,760 Why would you? 683 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:13,920 He was just, I don't think he had affiliation with the team at that point. 684 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,520 Hey gents, here's the deal. 685 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,720 Performance last night wasn't great. 686 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,000 It was in fact so not great. 687 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,520 X, Y, and Z, but running back from the last time we won the Rose Bowl, he watched the 688 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,520 game and died. 689 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,400 Yeah, she killed him. 690 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:33,440 So do better next year so you don't kill old football stars. 691 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,440 Yeah. 692 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,440 Do better, guys. 693 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,440 Sad. 694 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,440 Do better. 695 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,080 Yeah, I thought it was a joke, but it was his wife that told me the stories. 696 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,600 I'm pretty sure she told the truth. 697 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:48,280 I hope no one ever tells me something like that because dude, I can't not laugh. 698 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,280 Yeah. 699 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,000 Yeah, it was like 17 at a time. 700 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,680 I was like, wow, that's something. 701 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,320 You just don't load it on me. 702 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,480 Good heavens. 703 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:05,280 You heard a lot of fucking sports folks talk about this specifically. 704 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:10,000 That Colts punter who I watch at Chow, I can't think of his name, lunch. 705 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,720 The guy that stands up with a black tank top. 706 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,720 Yeah. 707 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:13,720 Exactly. 708 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,720 He was covering this. 709 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,400 It was like some guy saying, stop having mediocre white guys be your announcer of sports 710 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,400 games. 711 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,920 You get the all-time greatest white guy team and all-time greatest black guy team to see 712 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,000 who's the best. 713 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000 I was thinking about that. 714 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:31,040 I think it would be a really impressive game because you know what, man? 715 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,320 There are some fucking stars. 716 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,320 Who's your- 717 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,320 Yeah. 718 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:41,640 I mean, the white guy team would just be like 47 quarterbacks and Christian McCaffrey. 719 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,880 I mean, not even, man. 720 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,880 Think about it. 721 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,880 And Rob Gronkowski. 722 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,880 And Rob Gronkowski. 723 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,880 Who else? 724 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:52,040 You'd have a shit ton of offensive linemen. 725 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:56,480 Your offensive line would be impenetrable. 726 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,080 Your defense would be pretty stacked. 727 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,080 You'd got a- 728 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,680 You have no backs. 729 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,680 The watts alone. 730 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,680 You have no backs. 731 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,680 No D-backs. 732 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,680 This is true. 733 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,840 What do I know coverage? 734 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,440 You have a pretty damn good line. 735 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,440 Decent linebackers. 736 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,200 You wouldn't have nobody cover. 737 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,880 And the other team, they've got the fastest wide receivers. 738 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,880 This is true. 739 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,560 This is true. 740 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,240 I don't think it'd be as bad as they think. 741 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,040 Also, why was that brought up about announcing? 742 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,040 What? 743 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,360 I think it was just like why people shouldn't talk about sports. 744 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,360 Why? 745 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,000 I don't fucking know. 746 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Tom Brady. 747 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 He's like the guy. 748 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Yes, he is. 749 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Michael Phelps. 750 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,720 And like even basketball, you know, the blackest dude sport that there is. 751 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:52,160 I think if you could assemble an all-time white guy team in basketball, it would be 752 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,160 pretty solid. 753 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,160 Yeah, like Dirk, Harry Bird. 754 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,160 I don't even know about Dirk. 755 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,160 I might go for a, what's his name? 756 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,160 Nikola Jokic? 757 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,160 Yeah. 758 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:05,160 I'll probably put him on center. 759 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,200 Steve Kidd. 760 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:11,080 I would want, is he white or is he mixed? 761 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,080 That's another question. 762 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,080 Where'd the mixed guys go? 763 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,080 Are they just not included? 764 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,080 Anyways. 765 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,080 If they're on team. 766 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,080 Getting too analytical here. 767 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,080 I would say. 768 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,640 That's such a silly argument about commentators. 769 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:26,220 I don't know about my power forward. 770 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:29,960 If we can have the mixed guys, I want Blake Griffin. 771 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,960 Brian Scalbrine. 772 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:31,960 Scalbrine. 773 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,960 I don't know who that is. 774 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,240 He was like a shitty player for the Celtics, but he won championships because he was on 775 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,240 the Celtics. 776 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,240 Oh, that guy. 777 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 778 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:47,000 I'm sure there are some white power forwards I can't think of right now. 779 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,560 Actually realistically, I would probably just. 780 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,560 Chris Taps, poor Zingus. 781 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:55,280 No, I would probably put Dirk on center, drop Jokic to power. 782 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:59,520 I want Larry Bird as my small forward. 783 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:08,640 And shit, man, probably the Luca as my shooting guard, point guard, Steve Kerr. 784 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,880 You know who's one hell of a point guard? 785 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,480 Or at least they were when I was in eighth grade. 786 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,400 Fucking Kyle Rose. 787 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,400 I know the name. 788 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,400 I'm just not picturing it. 789 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,760 You don't know Kyle Rose? 790 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,760 I'm sure. 791 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,760 The guy that married you. 792 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,760 I see. 793 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,760 Was he really? 794 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:26,920 I didn't know that was his last name. 795 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:31,200 He was the goddamn best B team point guard center pointer Brandon has ever seen. 796 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,200 Was he actually? 797 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,200 He kicked ass. 798 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,200 It didn't make sense. 799 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,960 He would just chuck the ball up and it would go in. 800 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:38,960 I would have loved to find. 801 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,920 I wish he'd dedicated his whole life to being good at basketball because I would love to 802 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:51,360 watch NBA players getting juped out by a guy with a Jufro, man, just getting destroyed. 803 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,920 Seth Rogan with a three. 804 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,920 No Chris. 805 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:56,920 Kyle. 806 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,800 Kyle, I know you're listening to this. 807 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,800 Shout out Kyle. 808 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:07,680 That would bring me so much joy. 809 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:13,520 Really any non-conventional minority group winning. 810 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,960 Imagine just an Amish man laying down, bro. 811 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,960 Like in the road? 812 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,960 What do you mean by that? 813 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,960 No, no, on the basketball court. 814 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,960 It'd be upsetting. 815 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,080 It would be fantastic. 816 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,440 He's got the hat on still as he crossed people up. 817 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,440 I would turn off. 818 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,080 I would turn off the TV and go to bed early. 819 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,080 Some of them are allowed to play basketball. 820 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,640 I've played basketball with a couple Amish kids. 821 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,280 I mean, not like coordinated games. 822 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,520 I've played pick up ball with Amish folk. 823 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,520 Interesting. 824 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,600 They're quite good and very physical, man. 825 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,480 Those Amish kids throw all those. 826 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,600 I mean, they're like basically growing up in the 1800s. 827 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,480 I'm sure they get beat all the fucking time. 828 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,120 And also the only fun thing they have to do if they are allowed to have it is basketball. 829 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,120 So it makes sense that they're good at it. 830 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,120 It's true. 831 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,200 Yeah, imagine you get dunked on by like a guy named Obadiah. 832 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:04,080 He just while you're laying on the ground, just, to ask me, scoffron. 833 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,080 Yelling at you. 834 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,720 Jeb. 835 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:15,800 The entire city is Obadiah, Fritz, Obadiah, Fritz, Obadiah, Fritz. 836 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800 They're all going crazy. 837 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800 True. 838 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:24,800 Or what's the traditional Jewish, what's that called? 839 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:25,800 Yiddish? 840 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,800 I don't know. 841 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,800 That would be hilarious too. 842 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,800 That would be awesome. 843 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,800 How come those are the only two that have like extreme hardline old school stuff? 844 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,800 I don't know. 845 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,800 I'm sure there are more. 846 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,800 What's it called? 847 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,800 Luckily, there's no old hardline Germans. 848 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,800 Let's not talk about that. 849 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,800 Well, actually there is the Amish. 850 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,800 You know what I meant? 851 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,800 Talking about the 40s, guys. 852 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,800 What's it called? 853 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:05,800 The Russian religion, the Russian option, the Russian orthodoxy where like they all have 854 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,800 super long beards and stuff. 855 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,800 That would be funny. 856 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,800 I don't spend too much of my time looking up a religious niches. 857 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,800 You're missing out, dude. 858 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,800 There's some cool stuff out there. 859 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,800 Really? 860 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,800 Yeah. 861 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,800 I work with a Norse pagan. 862 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,800 He talks about that a lot. 863 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:23,800 Apparently, who's their guy? 864 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,800 Odin came from a cow or something. 865 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,800 That's weird. 866 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800 How would that? 867 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,800 Let's say you watched a cow birth a child. 868 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,800 What would your first thought be? 869 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:39,800 It was a giant cow that belonged to the only giant man that existed at the time. 870 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,800 And it? 871 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,800 It birthed whatever birthed Odin. 872 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,800 It was explained to me today. 873 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,800 It was murky at best. 874 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:52,800 It birthed like a friar breathing crow who came out and immediately birthed a baby. 875 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,800 Vomited Odin. 876 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,800 Just an old guy. 877 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:57,800 An old guy with one eye. 878 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,800 What the hell was that? 879 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,800 Whoa. 880 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,800 That was weird. 881 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,800 Nobody's going to believe this. 882 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,800 Back at the crowbar. 883 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:10,800 And you, Bjorn Bjornsson and your brother, Johan Bjornsson, you're just staring. 884 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:15,800 They're like, oh, what is happening? 885 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,800 The noise you made. 886 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,800 Speaking of bears, fuck did that go from? 887 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:25,800 Apparently, the world record bear kill just happened like an hour from here. 888 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,800 So watch your back bears. 889 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:33,800 I'm coming for the one of you that's bigger, but somehow evaded that guy. 890 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,800 You fuck. 891 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,800 I will have your head on my wall. 892 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,800 I think we're going about this all wrong. 893 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,800 Why is that? 894 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800 So like, think about this, right? 895 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:49,800 If America wanted to overthrow a government, America, how would they do it? 896 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,800 They didn't. 897 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,800 They put it in a spy. 898 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,800 It would all have to do with bears. 899 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,800 I'm getting there. 900 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,800 I'm getting there. 901 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,800 Now you're familiar with Jane Goodall. 902 00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800 You with me so far? 903 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:00,800 The the ape lady? 904 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,800 Yes. 905 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,800 The gorilla lady? 906 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,800 Yes. 907 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,800 OK, sure. 908 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,800 I'm with you. 909 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,800 We go. 910 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,800 We find a bear colony. 911 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,800 We infiltrate it. 912 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,800 We friend them, earn their trust. 913 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,800 Now we're in there. 914 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,800 We're bringing them food on the reg. 915 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,800 We know where they're at. 916 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,800 We're breeding our own world record bear. 917 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,800 Next thing you know, hibernation season comes. 918 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,800 Boom. 919 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,800 Throw away the rear neck and choke. 920 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,800 Got them. 921 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,800 They're fighting, but it's OK. 922 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,800 We've learned from them. 923 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,800 We know their moves. 924 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,800 We just right to sleep. 925 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,800 Right to sleep. 926 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,800 We shook the bear out. 927 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,800 And you have the world record bear. 928 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,800 Yeah. 929 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,800 You know that's the thing that people with private land do, right? 930 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,800 Like they take care of deer so that they can kill them when they're large. 931 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,800 That's like that's a pretty common practice. 932 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,800 OK, but do they do they choke them out with their bare hands? 933 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,800 Bear hands. 934 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,800 Deer don't sleep for months. 935 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800 So I assume not. 936 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,800 Really? 937 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,800 What? 938 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,800 Deer don't sleep? 939 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,800 Not for months. 940 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,800 That's crazy. 941 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,800 Like bears have hibernation. 942 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,800 They sleep literally for months. 943 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,800 I thought you meant like deer don't sleep for months. 944 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,800 No, they are not just like awake for three months. 945 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,800 That is absurd. 946 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,800 Not to my knowledge at least. 947 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,800 I guess I could be wrong. 948 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:06,800 But yeah. 949 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:11,800 Do you want to do you want to spend like the rest of our podcasting journey just pushing 950 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,800 that the deer don't sleep like for no gain? 951 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,800 See how much it's like the it's like the birds aren't real thing. 952 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,800 How much damage can we do to the world? 953 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,800 Yeah. 954 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,800 No balls. 955 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,800 Spread what mild wild misinformation. 956 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,800 Also, I think there's a code of ethics when you're hunting. 957 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,800 Like you don't kill a sleeping animal. 958 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,800 If an animal is obviously dazed and near you, you don't shoot it. 959 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,800 Yeah, well, I'm not going to I'm not going to kill it while it's sleeping. 960 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,800 I'm going to hit it with a wild right hook. 961 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,800 That's going to wake it up, alert it from a slumber. 962 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:42,800 And then it's on. 963 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,800 Give it a little pinch. 964 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,800 I think that's fucked up, too. 965 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,800 It should it should have like a fighting chance. 966 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,800 Wake up. 967 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,800 He's like, well, I got me a really good joke. 968 00:34:54,800 --> 00:35:02,800 And I don't know about bear fire watch balls. 969 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,800 You put so many pieces. 970 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,800 I hate it. 971 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,800 I hated it. 972 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,800 I hated it. 973 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,800 Yeah, we're going to we're going to kill a big bear. 974 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,800 You know, I think we're going to cool a moose because those things are mammoths. 975 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,800 Mice mice. 976 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,800 What's the difference between a moose and an elk? 977 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,800 I know elk hunting is really big now. 978 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,800 I mean, like they're entirely different. 979 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,800 Moose are huge. 980 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,800 Moose are fucking disgusting. 981 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,800 Are they bigger than elk? 982 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,800 Massive. 983 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,800 I know they're huge. 984 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,800 I've never seen an elk. 985 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,800 I've seen I think an elk is like the size of a horse. 986 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,800 Really? 987 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,800 A moose is like the size of an elephant. 988 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,800 No. 989 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,800 Moose are large animals, dude. 990 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,800 They're not. 991 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,800 Have you seen moose before? 992 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,800 All the time, dude. 993 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,800 I've seen a moose like 50 yards away. 994 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,800 They're not that. 995 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,800 They're huge. 996 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,800 I live with a colony of me for seven years. 997 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,800 I think I think I know what's going on here. 998 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,800 OK, let's just calm down with the accusations. 999 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:07,800 How large are mooses? 1000 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:13,800 I saw a flock of moose and I top out at seven feet just under. 1001 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:18,800 How tall are elephants? 1002 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,800 Ten feet. 1003 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,800 Not a huge difference. 1004 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,800 I expected elephants to be bigger. 1005 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,800 As you said, seven feet. 1006 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,800 Oh my gosh, shit. 1007 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,800 Elephants are probably like 14 feet tall. 1008 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:30,800 1400 pounds. 1009 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:35,800 I'm going to go kill a moose and then I'm going to stress out a lot about where I'm going 1010 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,800 to put it because I do not have enough room for 1400 pounds of meat in my little freezer. 1011 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,800 What do you do when you're a hunter and you kill an animal? 1012 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,800 I assume you eat it all right there raw. 1013 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:49,800 And then you realize, oh shit, I'm 600 miles into the wilderness. 1014 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,800 This is me and my buddy. 1015 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:58,800 We have this 1400 pound corpse to drag to our trucks. 1016 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,800 What do you do? 1017 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,800 Like world record bear guy. 1018 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,800 What do you do? 1019 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,800 I'm sure you have a plan. 1020 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,800 Four wheelers. 1021 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,800 That's what Google says. 1022 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,800 OK. 1023 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,800 Like I don't have a four wheeler. 1024 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,800 That's hunting expedition got way more expensive. 1025 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800 I got my lamb or feedies. 1026 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,800 I have four or four, like two grand. 1027 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,800 That's like two guns, dude. 1028 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,800 I'm willing to pay that to be able to transport the thing I killed. 1029 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,800 Worth it. 1030 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,800 I can't be the last time you took an ice bath. 1031 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:37,800 Well, today is the 20th, so never fucking idiot. 1032 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,800 Where do you where do you ice bath at my bath? 1033 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,800 Do you fit in a bathtub? 1034 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:48,800 I mean, I'm not like I can't lay flat in a bathtub. 1035 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,800 I have a very difficult time fitting into bathtubs. 1036 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,800 I can sit with my butt to one end and my feet go all the way to the other end. 1037 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,800 And I have to tilt them a little bit to get my knees into the water. 1038 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,800 I don't think I get my knees in the water. 1039 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,800 Also, our bathtub doesn't hold water. 1040 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,800 So that's probably why I don't know. 1041 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,800 I just got a leaky drain. 1042 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,800 Well, it sounds like quitter talk saying that you can't fit in a bathtub. 1043 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:14,800 I'll just go buy one of those tubs they use to feed livestock. 1044 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:22,800 I'm genuinely considering getting one of those, but I don't want to do it in my backyard because crack heads will walk by. 1045 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,800 Unless you just wake up one day, it's a crack head bathing in your backyard, your ice bath tub. 1046 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,800 No! 1047 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800 I mean, I wouldn't be that upset. 1048 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,800 I would probably fight them because if you don't establish dominance with them quick, they come back. 1049 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,800 I think you spray with the hose. 1050 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,800 Oh, didn't see it there. Just fill it on my ice bath. 1051 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,800 Get my 10 pound block of ice out of the freezer and just hook it at them. 1052 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,800 How much ice do you...are you just laying in ice or is it water and ice? 1053 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,800 I would do much more ice if I had the ice. 1054 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,800 However, I don't have an ice maker nor do I have a bath that will hold ice. 1055 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,800 So I do ice cream buckets full of water sticking in the freezer. 1056 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,800 Why don't you just go buy a bag of ice for like three bucks? 1057 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,800 Well, you'd need like seven to get it even close to the temperature you want. 1058 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,800 What's the temperature you want? 1059 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,800 I want like 40 degrees. 1060 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:13,800 Currently with the amount of ice that I have, I'm getting it to like 50. 1061 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,800 So I need more ice. 1062 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800 So what's the next step in that process? 1063 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,800 Do you buy an industrial ice maker? 1064 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,800 Like one of those things that will explode ice if you're going to close it? 1065 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:30,800 No. I'm going to buy some ice cream and then eat it and then fill that bucket with ice, with water as well and freeze that. 1066 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,800 So you're just sitting there with massive like quarts of ice? 1067 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,800 No, I don't know. Well, actually, I know you went to the bathroom. 1068 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,800 I assume you saw the hammer on the ground. 1069 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:44,800 Oh, I figured you were just doing like construction, like hanging a picture or something. 1070 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,800 Oh, I don't know. 1071 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,800 In the bathroom? 1072 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,800 Well, I don't know. 1073 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,800 No, I just didn't break up ice. 1074 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,800 Okay. How often do you ice bath? 1075 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,800 I've done it like three times in the past two weeks. 1076 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,800 I want to do it every day, but every day I wake up and I'm like, I should take an ice bath. 1077 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,800 However, I don't want to. 1078 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,800 I just take cold showers. 1079 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,800 I just take cold showers. 1080 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,800 It's like, you know, who's going to carry the boats? 1081 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,800 And then I stopped. 1082 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,800 I got to say, man. 1083 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,800 Not going to do that again. 1084 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:20,800 There's like evidence that like doing the actual cold like plunge, like getting in the cold water. 1085 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,800 How long do you sit in an ice bath for? 1086 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,800 Three minutes on my legs, three minutes on my upper body. 1087 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,800 How much of that time do you have your head submerged? 1088 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,800 None. 1089 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,800 Pussy. 1090 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,800 I mean, you won't even take a cold shower. 1091 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,800 So who's the real pussy here? 1092 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,800 I've taken cold showers for years. 1093 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,800 Let a brother have a warm shower. 1094 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,800 Well, I would if you weren't a pussy. 1095 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800 Fair. 1096 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,800 Like what's the what's the medical benefit to an ice bath? 1097 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:55,800 They like boost your metabolism and helps you gain muscle and burn fat and stuff. 1098 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800 Interesting. Interesting. 1099 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,800 And you just feel better like crazy spike in endorphins. 1100 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,800 I feel phenomenal afterwards. 1101 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,800 I could just fight a moose. 1102 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,800 Of course, I wouldn't because I don't have an ATV. 1103 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,800 But could that possibly be the reason why the Vikings were so muscular? 1104 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,800 Because they took cold showers. 1105 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,800 I don't think they showered at all, actually. 1106 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:18,800 Ice baths. 1107 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,800 I assume that was all they had. 1108 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,800 Ice. 1109 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,800 I think people just didn't practice hygiene back then. 1110 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:33,800 I mean, surely if you had if you were just like coated in mud from a long day of pillaging, I imagine you take a take a quick dip. 1111 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,800 I think you mostly just waited for it to dry and then just kind of brush it off. 1112 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,800 Bathing bathing wasn't like a thing. 1113 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,800 I wasn't alive. 1114 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,800 I can't speak authoritatively. 1115 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,800 I don't know like that culture specifically, but I know a lot of them. 1116 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,800 They just they were stanking. 1117 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,800 That was until like the fifties. 1118 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,800 Really? 1119 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,800 Yeah. 1120 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,800 Chowry didn't become normal practice until modern plumbing. 1121 00:41:53,800 --> 00:42:10,800 Well, I mean, I know in all of the old timey books, the I can't think of the name of the books right now, but they always talk about like their weekly baths. 1122 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,800 I was wrong. 1123 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,800 Vikings did bathe by Yoy. 1124 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,800 They would do it in a sauna called a sweat house. 1125 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,800 So they were not not cold. 1126 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:28,800 Weaners essentially does your north pagan friend as he stink, he seems like a smelly guy for what I've heard. 1127 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:29,800 No, no. 1128 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,800 OK. 1129 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,800 If you like went and worked out and then came back and hasn't showered yet, he smells like a guy that just worked out. 1130 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,800 But no, he does not like stink normally. 1131 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:39,800 Interesting. 1132 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,800 He actually has really expensive clone for whatever reason. 1133 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,800 It's like, hey, man, does he work to work? 1134 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,800 Yeah, he brings it to work and applies it at work. 1135 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,800 So I'm not going to wear it on the walk here. 1136 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,800 That's stupid. 1137 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,800 You're not going to spray it in my shop either, bitch. 1138 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,800 Go to the bathroom. 1139 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,800 That's stupid. 1140 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,800 Yeah, I had like I briefly had nice cologne that I wore when I went out. 1141 00:42:58,800 --> 00:42:59,800 But now I never go out. 1142 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,800 So why would I have that? 1143 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,800 Yes. 1144 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,800 Same. 1145 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:09,800 I never like the dudes who have the wild, wild hygiene routines. 1146 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,800 I never really understood that. 1147 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,800 Like if you have like nine creams that they apply twice a day. 1148 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:20,800 If every morning you wake up and mentally run through the American Psycho intro to like get ready for work, stop that. 1149 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,800 Yeah, it's kind of terrifying. 1150 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:29,800 And realistically, man, the only person looking at you with that much intensity is you, you know? 1151 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,800 Yeah. 1152 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,800 Especially as a dude. 1153 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,800 No one's looked at a dude and been like, ah, look at this guy. 1154 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,800 Ruskin. 1155 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:44,800 If somebody is close enough to me to make comments about the state of my skin, my finger is going in their mouth. 1156 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,800 This is a warning. 1157 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:46,800 This is a threat. 1158 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,800 I think that's a pretty reasonable, reasonable standard. 1159 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:56,800 If you are close enough, if you're not a medical professional and you're close enough to evaluate my skin, you're going to have a dirty finger. 1160 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800 All right. 1161 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,800 Fuck. 1162 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,800 Fucking go away. 1163 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:08,800 It's like I've never understood. 1164 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,800 Can't say I said undo it all. 1165 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,800 What are you mad about? 1166 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:15,800 You had a bad thought. 1167 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,800 Yes. 1168 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,800 Are you nervous? 1169 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,800 I lost my entire train. 1170 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,800 I thought they're actually. 1171 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,800 What the fuck were we talking about? 1172 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,800 I don't know. 1173 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,800 You were in the middle of saying something, but you hadn't gotten far enough. 1174 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,800 You said, I think that was it. 1175 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,800 Yep. 1176 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,800 Something, something crazy distracted me. 1177 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,800 When episode 12, it's 12. 1178 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,800 We're doing pretty good. 1179 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,800 That's a word you used. 1180 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,800 Well, just because no one listened to our podcast doesn't mean we're doing bad. 1181 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,800 We've got like nine dedicated listeners. 1182 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,800 Okay. 1183 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,800 Yeah. 1184 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:56,800 And one of them is my mother and the other one is my wife and the other one is your wife and the other two are us. 1185 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,800 Are friends. 1186 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,800 I don't listen to our practice. 1187 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,800 You don't know. 1188 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,800 I don't want to hear myself talk. 1189 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,800 We could have you think I am. 1190 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,800 We could have dedicated listeners. 1191 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,800 You would just listen to it. 1192 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,800 My mom will start every episode and then give up. 1193 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,800 So I think that counts for one. 1194 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,800 I'll play it through occasionally. 1195 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,800 I won't listen to it. 1196 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,800 I'll just put it on super fast and then click it. 1197 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,800 Never listen. 1198 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,800 I just click through it. 1199 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,800 I don't hear myself talk. 1200 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,800 I sound like an idiot. 1201 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:29,800 I think we can get like Chad GPT to up our numbers, boy it ended listening to us a bunch. 1202 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,800 Yeah, I don't know about Chad GPT. 1203 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,800 I feel like there's a lot of a lot of options there. 1204 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,800 We give a shot. 1205 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,800 But anyway, I've been getting off work pretty early because like holidays not a whole lot going on. 1206 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:45,800 And I go home to my wife and my child. 1207 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:54,800 Being a raising a kid man, it's pretty pretty labor intensive like surprisingly, you know, you think of yourself like, oh, it's a kid. 1208 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,800 They'll run around and play games. 1209 00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:04,800 No, man, you can't do you can't do shit when you got them things running around like grabbing you making you spin in circles and shit like that. 1210 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,800 Just throw it. 1211 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,800 Well, no. 1212 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,800 OK. 1213 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,800 Yeah. 1214 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:18,800 I don't know. Like, you know, I never I never looked down upon say home or there's been now I like look up highly upon them. 1215 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,800 That is a an intensive job. 1216 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,800 And like half the time they're trying to like shove forks and outlets. 1217 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,800 You're like, what are you doing? 1218 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,800 Did you have outlet covers for poor like less than a dollar? 1219 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,800 OK. You think I got less than a dollar to spare? 1220 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,800 Yeah. 1221 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:33,800 You're right. 1222 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,800 So it goes quite financially stable. 1223 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,800 But like not the point. 1224 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,800 You fucking dork. 1225 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,800 My hot salt's coming tomorrow. 1226 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,800 You ready for that? 1227 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,800 Oh, yeah. 1228 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,800 That's what was that cayenne and ghost pepper? 1229 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,800 No, Carolina Reaper, ghost pepper and a third one. 1230 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:50,800 I don't remember. 1231 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,800 All of them are hotter than I can handle. 1232 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,800 So it's going to be fun. 1233 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,800 I want to be what do you what do you plan on doing with this thing? 1234 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,800 So salt's something that enhances food. 1235 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,800 I'm going to put it on food. 1236 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,800 OK. 1237 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,800 This is my plan. 1238 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,800 So I see a better idea. 1239 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:05,800 It's all your food. 1240 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,800 You're going to be adding her into my spice tool. 1241 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,800 Yeah, pretty sure I'm going to be eating only meat for like three months. 1242 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,800 So I guess you're going to do a little bit of flavor. 1243 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,800 Yeah. 1244 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:21,800 I don't know if it was like that's the type of thing you buy when someone at work is stealing your your lunch out of the communal fridge. 1245 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,800 You just shake it all over your food. 1246 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,800 You know what I mean? 1247 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,800 Yeah. 1248 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:30,800 Here's a 50 pack of clear outlet covers for nine ninety nine. 1249 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,800 Hmm. 1250 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,800 Pass. 1251 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,800 Less significantly less than a dollar apiece. 1252 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,800 Pass. 1253 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:42,800 I have full faith my child will not make a sale with a fork. 1254 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,800 I feel like that's a bad bet. 1255 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:45,800 Has she tried? 1256 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,800 No. 1257 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,800 OK. 1258 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,800 No, that's an exaggeration. 1259 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,800 OK. 1260 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,800 So I'd like to back up to where you said you've never worked down on single mothers. 1261 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,800 That's a lie. 1262 00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,800 When have I ever. 1263 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:06,800 I'm going to invest in real estate so I can triple the rent for single mothers. 1264 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,800 You got to go down again. 1265 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,800 You got to admit to be kind of silly. 1266 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,800 That's my point. 1267 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,800 It's going to be really fun. 1268 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,800 To be fair, I also said I wanted to rain bricks on New York City. 1269 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,800 Like clearly I'm just saying shit. 1270 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,800 OK. 1271 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,800 Like most of the time the things that I say are not said out of malice. 1272 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,800 They're said because I don't hear the things that I'm saying until they come out of my mouth. 1273 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:36,800 I am regularly just as surprised as you are. 1274 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,800 Uh huh. 1275 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:43,800 I'll just be chilling at work and then somebody will say like, you know what, man? 1276 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,800 I wonder what an arm tastes like. 1277 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:46,800 I'm like, who the fuck said that? 1278 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,800 And I look around and they're staring at me. 1279 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,800 I'll be like, oh no. 1280 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,800 Oh no, it was me. 1281 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,800 Yeah, you seem like the kind of guy that's got somebody else running the show half the time. 1282 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,800 Yeah, man. 1283 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,800 I'm just living here. 1284 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,800 I lived with you for what, like a year and a half? 1285 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:00,800 Right about. 1286 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,800 You talked a lot in your sleep. 1287 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,800 Oh no. 1288 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:04,800 He's back. 1289 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,800 Like fucking who? 1290 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:06,800 Who is back? 1291 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,800 You reference that pretty regularly. 1292 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,800 Is that something I said often? 1293 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,800 That happened like probably three separate times. 1294 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,800 Oh no. 1295 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:19,800 I always just kind of figured you were fucking with me, but now I understand that you were just sleep talking. 1296 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:20,800 There's got to be ghosts in Okinawa. 1297 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,800 So maybe somebody was there. 1298 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,800 Maybe you're a medium, but you're like really bad at it. 1299 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,800 So you're going to do it in your sleep and incoherently. 1300 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,800 Imagine that you go to a medium and they're like, I don't know how my grandmother's doing. 1301 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,800 Let me take my melatonin. 1302 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,800 Sit in this chair. 1303 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,800 Don't make a noise. 1304 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,800 If there's anything late, I will wake up and we'll ruin the entire process. 1305 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,800 You'll get one sentence for eight hours. 1306 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,800 They're like, okay, okay. 1307 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,800 Excruciating pain. 1308 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:52,800 It's like six hours later, I wake up and just like, ah, yeah, your grandma's doing fine though. 1309 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,800 Yeah. 1310 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,800 Honk shoo. 1311 00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:01,800 Eternal suffering honk shoo. 1312 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,800 I've heard I'm an unpleasant sleeper. 1313 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,800 Like it's true. 1314 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,800 Whoever told you this was telling you the truth. 1315 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:14,800 I like apparently I roll over and like lower my arms to whatever side I've rolled to. 1316 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,800 I lowered them with very little control. 1317 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:20,800 And unfortunately I have a wingspan that lasts the entire length of the bed. 1318 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,800 So I'll just drop a hammer fist on half the bed. 1319 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,800 Why do you do that? 1320 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,800 I don't know, man. 1321 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,800 I don't know what's going on when I'm awake. 1322 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,800 You think I know what's going on when I'm asleep? 1323 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:32,800 I don't know, man. 1324 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,800 Why did you just go into like a nervous Southerner from the 20s? 1325 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,800 I don't know, man. 1326 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,800 That's what I am, dude. 1327 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,800 I'm a nervous Southerner from the 70s. 1328 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,800 Nervous guy from Tennessee. 1329 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:48,800 Yeah. 1330 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:49,800 Did I say 70s? 1331 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,800 Whatever. 1332 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:56,800 Talk about sweet tea and segregation. 1333 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,800 Sweet tea, pick and pie and homemade wine. 1334 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,800 Yeah. 1335 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,800 Yeah. 1336 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,800 I don't see why not. 1337 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:02,800 Sounds all right. 1338 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:03,800 Yeah. 1339 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,800 Yeah. 1340 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,800 It's some of the good stuff in life. 1341 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:06,800 You know what I mean? 1342 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:07,800 Okay. 1343 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:08,800 Thank you. 1344 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:09,800 Yeah. 1345 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:14,800 I had something to talk about, but I fucking forgot what it was. 1346 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,800 It's really making me mad. 1347 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,800 I'm sorry to hear that. 1348 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:17,800 What was it? 1349 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:22,800 I thought that might work like a post-hypnotic suggestion thing. 1350 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,800 Cut your balls off. 1351 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:24,800 All right. 1352 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,800 Well, hey, that's something you said. 1353 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,800 Something you actually threaten regularly. 1354 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,800 Do I? 1355 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,800 Yeah. 1356 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,800 Interesting. 1357 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800 A lot. 1358 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,800 Did you hit yourself? 1359 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,800 Maybe I'll do it more. 1360 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:37,800 I would really prefer you did. 1361 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,800 Did you think about that? 1362 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,800 It's actually one of the less pleasant threats I've been a victim of. 1363 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:45,800 My back hurts. 1364 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,800 You got anything? 1365 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:48,800 You want to call it a wrap? 1366 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,800 Yeah, might as well. 1367 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:50,800 All right. 1368 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,800 Well, hey, thanks guys. 1369 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,800 Joey Chestnut and Bears. 1370 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,800 Watch your fucking back. 1371 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,800 Thanks for listening. 1372 00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,800 We're coming for you, Joey and Bears. 1373 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:00,800 Bye. 1374 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,800 Bye. 1375 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:02,000 I don't care, you don't care, if I ever hang up on you 1376 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,860 you