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Welcome back to the Parties Over.

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I'm your host as always, Kyle O'Donoghue, back with my co-host Jonathan, Secret Squirrel

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Stolke.

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Today, we have a special guest.

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Jon, you want to take him here?

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The guest is my dad.

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Hello, dad.

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Hey, how are you?

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Good, how are you?

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Happy to be here.

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Good.

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Yeah, he's retired.

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He doesn't know what to do with his life, so he came to North Carolina for a few days.

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There you go.

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And then it's going to rain most of the time I'm here.

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That's the way it is.

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It's better than being 110.

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That's true.

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Or 20 below.

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Exactly.

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Doesn't get 20 below here.

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Ever.

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I think it's a nice 20.

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Rarely.

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In the mornings.

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In the 30s, usually.

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Yeah, I guess it'll dip down there in the middle of the night.

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Usually when I'm leaving for work is chilling in the low 20s, you know?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, same.

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Like 28, 29.

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Yeah, yeah.

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This past week or so at least.

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It'll probably be warmer now for at least a little bit since it's rained.

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Speaking of weather, with there being a small scale hurricane going on right now, if the

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power cuts out mid-podcast, what happens?

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This will continue to run off battery.

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Oh, so we're just going to pod in the dark then?

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No, I would end it.

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Our three mics would drain it very quickly, but at least we would get what we have.

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Well, fair, fair, fair.

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All right.

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At least it wouldn't be lost, you know?

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We could throw the outro in there in post.

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Or not since we don't know how to do any of that.

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Yeah.

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We really need a guy who can do things.

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A tech guy?

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Yeah, yeah.

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We lack a tech guy.

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We need a dork.

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None of us are particularly proficient in that area.

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You need Ian.

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You think Ian wants to move to North Carolina to be your tech guy?

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Yeah.

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Let's see why not.

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I'm sure there's an opera here somewhere.

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Worth a shot.

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He could potentially do it remotely.

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Could he really?

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I mean, not like during the podcast, but he might be able to edit.

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If we just send in the files, I think we'll figure that out later.

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We'll talk to him.

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Oh, then I'll have to explain why I haven't told any of my family that we have a podcast.

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That'll be weird.

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Yeah, you probably should.

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Maybe just send out a text.

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I've only told mom.

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Yeah, and she listens to about five minutes.

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Why are you hiding it from your family?

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No, she actually has.

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She has listened to it.

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She got upset during the second episode.

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Well, that's true.

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Because we talked about Matthew Perry and she didn't know what cat killed him.

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There's a conspiracy theory about a singer named Doja Cat.

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Okay, let's not call it a conspiracy theory.

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It was one guy's stupid idea.

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Yeah, that's right.

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There's one guy that thinks that Doja Cat killed Matthew Perry.

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She is a singer.

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I don't even know who Doja Cat is.

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Well, that's where mom got upset.

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She thought we were talking about a feline animal and she was angry.

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Speaking of mom, it's my mom asked a question.

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Her podcast question, if you could tame any wild animal, which would it be?

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And how would you use that animal to benefit mankind?

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Well, I wouldn't use it to benefit mankind.

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I'm not really sure where she thought that was going.

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She's listened to the podcast.

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The last episode was about me wanting New York to be destroyed by bricks every time

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it rains.

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She's like, oh yeah.

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I'm going to benefit mankind with a lion.

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Did she actually listen to us?

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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She's a big man.

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Wow.

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We really got that whole thing backwards.

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We thought my mom was going to listen.

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That's interesting.

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Well, to be fair, my mom hasn't heard my voice in person in several years.

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So like, you know, I imagine that's a factor.

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It's endearing.

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Yeah.

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I suppose.

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Anyways, domesticated animals.

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What are you choosing?

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What are they doing?

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You go first.

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I went first with the question.

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Actually, I think we know what you would do.

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You would take bears and you would use them to overthrow the Vatican.

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Perhaps.

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Was it one animal or many?

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I think also I can't just make it bulletproof.

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That's true.

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So that kind of throws a wrench in my plan.

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And I think she's specified a species.

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So I see you get them all.

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Okay.

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You know, I take the bears and we'd be fucking gunning for the Swiss guard because those

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guys are dorks.

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They wouldn't even need to be bulletproof.

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They just need to be Pike proof because the Swiss guard, I've never been insulted.

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If I have all of the bears, this is overwhelming.

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I think I would go squirrels and I would just use them to inflict mayhem upon the world.

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You know, I fuck with that.

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Yeah, that's right.

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10 million squirrels chasing a random Honda Civic down the highway.

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That'd be hilarious.

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Not for the driver, obviously, but like for everyone else.

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That'd be hilarious.

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Millions of squirrels harassing the homeless of Jacksonville.

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Wouldn't they be funny?

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Not like hurting them.

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Just like head, headbutt of a bunch, you know, picking them up and carrying them away, acting

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like a giant organism.

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A tidal wave of squirrel.

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I assume they have a hive mind.

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So like a tidal wave swirl of squirrels just charging into the dollar general, filling

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it up with squirrels.

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It is sitting there, you know?

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In your mom's scenario, can I like, can I force them to work together like ants can

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like build structures and stuff?

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I assume I control them like that.

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Or are they just like a bunch of well-trained dogs?

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I'm not going to call my mom on ask right now, but I assume they have like they have

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a hive mind.

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I think all animals do, don't they?

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I don't think so.

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Is that a thing?

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I don't know.

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You know, if it was me, I would domesticate alligators.

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And then just for the terror aspect of it.

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Of course you could, you could domesticate spiders and just use those to kill John.

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That would be horrifying.

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That would be, I would, I would kill myself.

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I would charge the Swiss Guard and let them take care of me without the bears, of course.

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That would be terrible.

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Well, yeah, but you would think there would be a wall of spiders right behind you.

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That would be so much scarier than bears.

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You think they'd run and not just a massive ginger man running at you at full speed while

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a barrage of spiders, millions of spiders falling close behind.

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I think I'd run too.

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Yeah, that's fair.

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Get out there as fast as I could.

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That would be absolutely horrifying.

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Possibly a sea animal.

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Just all the tuna on earth going after like a cargo ship.

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The USS America.

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Tipping it.

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You're going to do the, you've seen Pirates of the Caribbean where they run on one side

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to the other and tip the boat over.

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They do that, but just slap the bottom on one side.

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That'd be interesting.

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I think Jeff Bezos has a yacht.

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So I think that'd be my hearse move.

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We've talked about this before.

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Yes.

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Just a barrage of tuna assaulting his yacht.

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That'd be cool.

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Or whales.

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Or whales.

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How big does tuna get?

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I mean, I've watched wicked tuna and they appear to be pretty hefty.

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Like scarily large.

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They're a little bit more than a thousand pounds.

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I want tying kind.

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They could be several hundred pounds, I think.

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2000 pounds.

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13 feet.

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That's a large creature right there.

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That's not a whale.

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2000 pounds.

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That's a big tuna.

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Like, or possibly minnows.

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And I would just use them to, wow, that's a hefty whale right there.

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400,000 pounds.

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Approximately 33 elephants.

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Anything by the metric system, boys.

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Thank God.

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I feel like minnows would be as bad as spiders.

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There would be some poor child playing in a pond and I'd be like, get them boys.

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And that poor kid, he would never go in the water again.

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They're just like, I feel like you could make an island if you controlled all the minnows.

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You could just make a minnow island.

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Wouldn't that be something?

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It's like walking across the top of the water because I'm standing on a thousand minnows.

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Sprinting across the ocean.

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It'd take a lot more than a thousand.

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Well, yes.

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Millions of minnows.

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If I really packed them in tight though, I feel like a good.

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A minnow treadmill.

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That'd be cool.

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Terrifying.

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Yeah, wouldn't it?

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That would be horrible.

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Just a flock of minnows coming at you.

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Speaking of walking on the water, isn't the Dead Sea like dried up now?

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Isn't it gone?

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I don't know.

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I don't think so.

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You're telling me it's dead?

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Oh.

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Walked right into that one, didn't you?

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Is the Dead Sea gone?

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It's been dropping since 1960.

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A meter per year.

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How many elephants is that?

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Like a third, maybe?

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A third of an elephant every year?

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This is a catastrophe.

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How many meters tall is an elephant?

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Yeah, it was close.

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2.5 meters?

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2.5 to 4, so that's three.

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That's two of me.

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It's pretty big.

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Is it an African or an Asian?

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Asian elephants are terrifying.

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They look like they're on crack.

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That's interesting.

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Have you seen them?

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I have not seen an Asian elephant.

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I didn't even know they had elephants in Asia.

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I do know they have pandas, though.

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Do they still have wild pandas or are they all dead?

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I think they still have them in China.

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Good for them.

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Hold on to those things.

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You've got to know something's going on with China because they're taking the damn pandas

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back.

271
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Yeah, I'm not sure what's up with that, but obviously I'm not...

272
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What's his name?

273
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Lao Tzu, whatever?

274
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Xi Jinping?

275
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:05,760
Yeah, there we go.

276
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Look at that thing.

277
00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,800
Crack it.

278
00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,800
Oh, that's haunting.

279
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,800
Oh, that's the Chinese president.

280
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Look at that guy.

281
00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,800
President Xi.

282
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Xi Jinping.

283
00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,800
Yes.

284
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,800
Look at that guy.

285
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Cute.

286
00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,800
Cute.

287
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Terrifying, terrifying.

288
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,800
Crack it.

289
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,680
Need to see it.

290
00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:26,120
I think for the future, if we're going to be looking at pictures of things...

291
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Elephants.

292
00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,960
We need to have visual.

293
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We got to call an X-Nay on the looking at pictures and describing them.

294
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,240
Well, I'm cool with that, but how do we get it?

295
00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,240
How do we do that?

296
00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,240
I don't fucking know, man.

297
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,240
I don't think we can do it with this.

298
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,240
We're going to have to upgrade our interface.

299
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That's why we need Ian.

300
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We really do.

301
00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,240
We really do.

302
00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,240
Perhaps.

303
00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,240
You mean to tell me that I'm out here grinding.

304
00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:50,200
I'm telling everybody that I know about our podcast and you won't even tell your brother.

305
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,200
Correct.

306
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,200
Why?

307
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,040
Or any of his family except his mother.

308
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,040
I told my mom.

309
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I'm putting in the work, man.

310
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I don't want people listening to me.

311
00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,920
I tell my friends that I like.

312
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:03,920
That's why I haven't told anybody.

313
00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,920
Yeah, it's no wonder we're not taking off.

314
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,200
You're not willing to put it on the line.

315
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,200
Hey, I've gotten half of our consistent listeners.

316
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,920
I told Mel and Meg and Kyle and Pig.

317
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,720
Molly.

318
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:21,240
I have a suspicion that maybe the guy named Pig is not the audience we're after here.

319
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,240
Why?

320
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,240
Okay, fucks.

321
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,240
Well, for starters...

322
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,240
No, he does not.

323
00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,640
But, brother, his name is Pig.

324
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,800
His nickname is Enduring because we love him.

325
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:38,240
Is it Enduring because we love him or is it...

326
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,680
What's his actual name?

327
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,160
Hey, broker.

328
00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,280
You look bullyable.

329
00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,280
We're going to call you Pig.

330
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,280
And he was like, well, I am weird.

331
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,280
Oink.

332
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,280
Yeah.

333
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,280
You got that?

334
00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,280
Man.

335
00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,280
Yeah.

336
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,840
Dad, you got anything you want to talk about?

337
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:54,840
What a character.

338
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:55,840
Got any stories?

339
00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:56,840
Oh, I got a lot of stories.

340
00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:57,840
Probably can't talk about a lot of them.

341
00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,840
Why not?

342
00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,840
Huh?

343
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,840
I don't know.

344
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,280
Is it about me or your work or...

345
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,840
I got a lot of stories about you.

346
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:04,840
Okay.

347
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:05,840
You know what?

348
00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,840
I might not love it, but go ahead.

349
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:11,240
Remember that time that I said over and over again, I better not get added to any family

350
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,240
group chat?

351
00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,960
And then you were like, hey, I just got a family group chat?

352
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:14,960
Yeah.

353
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:15,960
Yeah, I'm posting the podcast.

354
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:16,960
That's fine.

355
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,960
I'm not afraid of them knowing.

356
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,960
Yeah.

357
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:23,760
So I think some of the best stories about you is that you and your buddy Kevin...

358
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,080
Okay.

359
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:32,320
So when he used to stay over and you're in your blue room downstairs, they would rather

360
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:37,920
than get up and shut the light off, they would use a BB gun to shoot at the light switch.

361
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:43,760
And so when we went and renovated that room, there were hundreds of BBs embedded in the

362
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,760
wall downstairs.

363
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,520
I'm just saying maybe there's a reason.

364
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,440
I'm a four-time expert in the Marine Corps, so...

365
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,440
Well, that could be, I guess.

366
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,440
Might have something to do with it.

367
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,440
That could be.

368
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,440
I've been practicing since my youth.

369
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:58,120
You know, it's too bad we can't have pictures on this podcast because I'd put pictures up.

370
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,120
That's fair.

371
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,120
Eventually.

372
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,120
Eventually, we'll have pictures.

373
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:06,120
We just got to figure it out.

374
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:10,840
And we both work all the time, so we don't spend that much time on the podcast stuff.

375
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,400
Because you don't make a lot on the podcast?

376
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,480
If by a lot, you mean like negative $300.

377
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,920
Is that what you're saying?

378
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,920
Yeah.

379
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,920
That is one of the things.

380
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:25,200
Yeah, me and Kevin used to take blank CDs and throw them up like...

381
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,360
One of those called clay pigeons and shoot them with my Red Ryder BB gun.

382
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,440
I don't see what the issue is with that.

383
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,280
Did everyone own a Red Ryder BB gun?

384
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,280
I had a Red Ryder BB gun.

385
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,280
Did everyone have one?

386
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,280
I think so.

387
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,840
I bought mine when I was in high school.

388
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,840
Okay.

389
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,880
So you bought yours with malice in mind.

390
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,720
I was given mine for my third birthday and they were like, here you go, kiddo.

391
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,720
Yeah, no, I had ideas.

392
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:50,480
Well, yours was around when I was a kid, your old one.

393
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,680
So I played around with that a little bit, but then I bought my own.

394
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,960
I was like, oh shit, this is the thing from a Christmas story.

395
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,160
I should shoot my eye out.

396
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,160
Do you think...

397
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,880
Was that a paid product placement?

398
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,880
I don't know.

399
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,120
Because they did not portray it in a very positive light.

400
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,600
True, but you think about it.

401
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,600
Oh yeah, it's iconic.

402
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,600
A Dazer Red Ryder BB gun.

403
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,600
Yeah.

404
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,600
I don't know if it's paid placement.

405
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:14,560
I think we can find out.

406
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:21,920
Have you guys ever watched that alien movie where the thing that kills the aliens is head

407
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:22,920
and shoulders shampoo?

408
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,920
What?

409
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,920
You guys never heard about that?

410
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,080
No.

411
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,080
So you beat me to it.

412
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,080
I was putting it on there too.

413
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,080
Oh nice.

414
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,080
Did the link come through?

415
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,560
The last time I tried sharing it via text, it didn't work.

416
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,560
Let me look.

417
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,560
Yeah, it did.

418
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,560
Oh good.

419
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,560
Goodie.

420
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,560
I don't cut that much.

421
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,560
What did you do?

422
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,560
I'm just going to say...

423
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,560
Oh, we shared it in the family group chat.

424
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,560
It's live now.

425
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,560
I'm here to that group chat.

426
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,560
I'm here to that group chat like six months ago.

427
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,560
Yeah.

428
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,560
Same.

429
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,560
I was surprised when I was looking for it.

430
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,320
Found out it hadn't been active since Wednesday.

431
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,560
Can you believe it?

432
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,760
That's like three whole days of no one having anything to talk about.

433
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,760
Wait, what happened?

434
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:55,760
The family group chat.

435
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,760
Yeah, it was fire.

436
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,760
Yeah, it was fire.

437
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,760
What, you've been on it for a while?

438
00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,760
Yeah, inactive since Wednesday.

439
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,760
Why'd you send that episode specifically?

440
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,480
That's just the first one I clicked on.

441
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,560
Why didn't you send the whole episode or the whole podcast?

442
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,160
Oh, well, you know what?

443
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,880
So they got the cool logo.

444
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,880
They got the episode.

445
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,880
And where's the picture taken at?

446
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,960
Okinawa or mainland Japan.

447
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,600
They're like three in the morning.

448
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,600
Yeah.

449
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,240
Is that why the beer's there?

450
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,240
Well, yes.

451
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,240
Yeah.

452
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,240
Where was that?

453
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,240
I mean, yes, besides mainland Japan.

454
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,320
I don't remember the base.

455
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:35,880
We were on a Navy base, the one near Mount Fuji.

456
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:36,880
We could see Mount Fuji from the base.

457
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,880
That's pretty cool.

458
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:38,880
Yeah, they're right.

459
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:42,800
It gets pretty snowy up there on Mount Fuji, you know?

460
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:48,040
Being a mountain and all.

461
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,000
So I'm waiting for somebody to respond to your text.

462
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,160
Actually, I'm waiting for Jonathan to reply with literally words, any of them.

463
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,160
What?

464
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,160
I don't know.

465
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,160
We've got to keep the ball rolling here, big dog.

466
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,160
On this?

467
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,160
You can talk too, you silly goose.

468
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,160
I don't have anything to say.

469
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,160
All right.

470
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,640
Oh, you sent it out too.

471
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,880
I was sending the link and then I said, sorry, it's been sending for six weeks.

472
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,880
All the way.

473
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,880
You have the main link.

474
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:09,880
Clever.

475
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:10,880
All right.

476
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:11,880
Well played.

477
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,880
Oh, hey.

478
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,880
Oh, good.

479
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,880
The episode picture.

480
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:19,400
You should probably push for Tristan to listen to it.

481
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,400
Why?

482
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,400
I don't know.

483
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,960
I don't think she would find this interesting in the slightest.

484
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,880
I think if anybody in that, it would be Sean and Ian that would actually listen.

485
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,880
Well, that could be.

486
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,200
I think we start with the children who are super influential and will learn all the words

487
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,200
we're saying.

488
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,200
That would be a good place to start.

489
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,200
That would be the bad time.

490
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,440
They grew up with me around there and they know the words.

491
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,440
Fair enough.

492
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,320
Whether they use them or not is up to them.

493
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,760
I really can't think of a single way.

494
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,200
It's been a go wrong.

495
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,480
I see that your mother hasn't even looked at my text, so she probably won't be listening

496
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,480
to us tonight.

497
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,480
Oh, cool.

498
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,480
Well, it's not up right now.

499
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,480
It's not logged in.

500
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,480
We recorded and then it'll go out after.

501
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,480
Oh, okay.

502
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,480
How long afterwards?

503
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,480
Right afterwards?

504
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,480
Pretty much immediately.

505
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,480
For Spotify, it takes like 20 minutes.

506
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,480
Yeah.

507
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,480
That's all I got.

508
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:03,040
I do have some friends that want to listen, but they have Apple or no, they have Apple

509
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,520
podcasts, so we need to get up on there.

510
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,280
They tried Amazon podcasts.

511
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,280
They do not want to.

512
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,280
Okay.

513
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,280
You have to pay for Amazon podcasts.

514
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,960
I have Prime, so I wouldn't know.

515
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:12,960
He might have Amazon actually.

516
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,960
Let me check.

517
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,960
If he has Amazon, go for it.

518
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:15,960
Which friend?

519
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,960
Stiff.

520
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:17,960
Oh, really?

521
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,240
I forgot about that guy.

522
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240
How's he doing?

523
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,240
Seems good.

524
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,240
Good for him, man.

525
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,240
Good for him.

526
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,320
Is he still a tall Hispanic man?

527
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,320
Yeah.

528
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,320
I assume so.

529
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,320
He may have shrunk.

530
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,760
I haven't seen him in a couple of years, but that'd be my guess.

531
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,760
That's good.

532
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,760
You know, typically they stay that way.

533
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,240
Once they get there, they hang onto that status pretty hard.

534
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:40,480
Wait, what was the question, Apple or Amazon?

535
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,480
Amazon.

536
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,560
If we got Amazon, we're on there too.

537
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,560
Yeah, we are on Amazon.

538
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,560
We're not on Apple.

539
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:49,560
If we had a dork, we could possibly get on Apple.

540
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,560
We can do it from here.

541
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,560
There's instructions on how to do it.

542
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,560
I just haven't taken the time.

543
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,040
And you leave the second we finish every time.

544
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,480
Oh, yes, I had to go sedate my child.

545
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,960
I don't want to do it alone.

546
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,520
I usually have to argue with Spotify support to fix something.

547
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,920
Yeah, it's quite a hassle.

548
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,920
You got any other stories, Dad?

549
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,640
Tell us something interesting.

550
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,760
Put us out there.

551
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,680
You know, I'm old.

552
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,920
I don't remember very well.

553
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,080
That's fair.

554
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,400
You have that on those big jobs?

555
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,320
I don't know.

556
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,320
Interesting.

557
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,340
I'll try and think of something.

558
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:27,340
Interesting.

559
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:28,340
A lot of stories.

560
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,080
I'm not sure if they're appropriate.

561
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,840
They need to be appropriate.

562
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,840
I don't think of the requirement.

563
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,840
We're not appropriate people.

564
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,240
We talked about some heinous things.

565
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,880
I'm sure you have him specifically.

566
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,880
I don't know what you're talking about.

567
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,160
Certainly no sharks.

568
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,160
We're on Amazon, right?

569
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,160
Yes, we are on Amazon.

570
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,160
Damn it.

571
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,160
He's got Apple.

572
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,160
That bastard.

573
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,160
Who?

574
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,160
Somebody I used to work with.

575
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,160
Oh, one of my friends.

576
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,120
Well, anybody can listen to Apple or Amazon, right?

577
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,920
I think Amazon you have to pay for it, don't you?

578
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:57,920
I don't think so.

579
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,920
Not for a podcast.

580
00:17:58,920 --> 00:17:59,920
I have no idea.

581
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:00,920
So we'll find out.

582
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:01,920
I'll message him after.

583
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,920
I don't want to do it mid-episode.

584
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,880
We went to a comedy show yesterday.

585
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,880
That was my first comedy show.

586
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,880
That was fun.

587
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,880
First time?

588
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,880
Yeah.

589
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,880
I've watched a lot of comedy.

590
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,880
I've never been to a show.

591
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,000
Believe it or not, there's not a lot of really good comedians in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

592
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Really?

593
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,800
It seems like kind of a hub of comedic geniuses.

594
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800
It's really the place.

595
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:26,400
Well, that doesn't make any sense because if you grew up somewhere with absolutely nothing

596
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,760
going on, you'd think you would...

597
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,080
You don't get funny.

598
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,480
You just drink a lot and be mean.

599
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,480
Well, yeah.

600
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,200
You drink a lot and you be mean and then by proxy you hit your kids a bunch and then they

601
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,160
get funny because that's how it works.

602
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,240
Not if they don't leave.

603
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,400
If they leave Iowa, they might be funny, but they're not going to be funny in Iowa.

604
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,400
Okay.

605
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,400
They stay in Iowa.

606
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,400
They just repeat the cycle.

607
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,400
I see now.

608
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,400
I see.

609
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,400
I guess there are.

610
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,400
There's two comedy clubs in Cedar Rapids.

611
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,400
I did not know that one.

612
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,400
Yeah, there are.

613
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,400
That's right.

614
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,400
Are they new?

615
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:58,120
I don't know what are they called?

616
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,360
The Lucky Cat and Penguin's Comedy Club.

617
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,400
Let's talk about how comedy clubs always have a weird name.

618
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400
What's going on with that?

619
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400
Penguin's probably been there for 30 years.

620
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,400
Really?

621
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,400
Yeah, a long time.

622
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,440
The Dead Crow, the Lucky Cat.

623
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,440
That's strange.

624
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,800
Also, it had like...

625
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,800
What was the thing?

626
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,240
Nut Street Comedy is what they had in the back of it.

627
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,240
That was odd.

628
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,400
Why not just, I don't know, Mark's Comedy Club?

629
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400
Lame.

630
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,840
I don't want to go to a place called the Dead Crow.

631
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:28,840
That sounds like the type of place that a mildly overweight guy would go to get multiple

632
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,320
DUIs.

633
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,920
You did go to the Dead Crow.

634
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:37,600
Well, yeah, but if it hadn't been for whatever name, the semi-famous Jewish jokester who

635
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600
was there, I wouldn't have gone.

636
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600
That's fair.

637
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,960
I'd say we start going on Thursdays and just throwing shit out a wall.

638
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,600
Take videos, make clips, try and push the podcast.

639
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,160
That's actually...

640
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:54,000
We're going to somehow get fewer viewers because of how funny we are.

641
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Amazon?

642
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Google Podcast.

643
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Google Podcast.

644
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Google Podcast.

645
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,720
I think one of the major roadblocks we're going to hit is that we're not super funny.

646
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:08,920
Yeah, but there's so many comedians out there and so many of them are bad and people still

647
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:09,920
watch.

648
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:14,200
I'm not saying we're going to have 30 million listeners or 30 million views on shorts.

649
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,200
Well, that's stupid.

650
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,200
If I'm not Kevin Hart, I don't want to do it.

651
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,200
We might have 2,000.

652
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,320
We're not going to have 2,000.

653
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,600
I don't think it's that hard to get that many.

654
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,600
You don't think so?

655
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,600
No.

656
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600
I've never done anything ever.

657
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,600
2,000 people is not a lot.

658
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,480
In the podcast community, it is.

659
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,480
I'm talking about shorts.

660
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,480
Oh.

661
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,640
Then we can then push the podcast.

662
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,920
Yeah, we need t-shirts.

663
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,440
That would be nice because we can get audio and video.

664
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,440
Oh, nice, nice, nice.

665
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,440
That would be helpful.

666
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,440
Maybe we could find a dork.

667
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,440
Who knows?

668
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440
Perhaps, perhaps.

669
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,120
What do we...

670
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:50,160
I feel like I breathe a lot, so I am very comfortable talking in front of people.

671
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,480
If I try to be super prepared, it goes worse for me.

672
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,480
Interesting.

673
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,640
If I just hit it off the cuff and have a general idea, I do well.

674
00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,800
I feel like if I tried to sit down and write a comedy routine, I would tank because I'd

675
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,160
be trying to remember it word for word and I'd just get real nervous.

676
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,000
But if I had ideas, I feel like I could just figure it out.

677
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,320
I'm not saying I'm going to be fucking hilarious.

678
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,320
Then say something funny.

679
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,320
I'm not going to do it right now.

680
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,120
This is the wrong setting.

681
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,240
What's the right setting?

682
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,440
I would've just said I'm good at talking in front of people.

683
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,160
A comedy club with a bunch of elderly folks who sticks up their asses staring at you with

684
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,160
disapproval?

685
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,160
Yeah.

686
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,160
And that long-haired man.

687
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:28,320
And that drunk guy telling you about Mario Kart and how he's filet wires.

688
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,920
That guy fucking sucked.

689
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,920
We should have beat the shit out of that guy.

690
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,920
Yeah.

691
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,400
If you're going to heckle, you got to be funny.

692
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,400
And he wasn't funny.

693
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,400
Yeah, be good at it.

694
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,400
He was just spouting nonsense.

695
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,240
We should have just beat the shit out of him then and there.

696
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,920
There was a couple of times the guy couldn't even understand him.

697
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,160
I'm surprised he didn't yell at the main act.

698
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,160
Yeah.

699
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,360
I think the bouncer told him that he would get kicked.

700
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,000
The guy with the cargo shorts.

701
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,240
Yeah, the least scary bouncer.

702
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,240
He's going to walk the earth.

703
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:56,120
He had an apron on.

704
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,560
So I think we need to send a text to your grandmother and ask her to listen to it.

705
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,200
I don't think she'll be able to figure it out.

706
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200
You can if you want.

707
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,640
Oh, I can set it up for her.

708
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,640
Do it?

709
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:05,640
That would be so sweet.

710
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,640
She might enjoy it.

711
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,640
She might.

712
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,640
If she could hear it.

713
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,960
That's true.

714
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,800
We did steal her headphones to do the podcast so she no longer has a way to listen to things.

715
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,800
You've got it here.

716
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,400
Those are the ones she had for like five years.

717
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,400
That's my bad.

718
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,280
No, that's not true.

719
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,880
She had the wireless ones.

720
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,880
Yes.

721
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,680
Yes, because your mom just took them back from her.

722
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,680
Yep.

723
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,800
Those are the ones mom sent them to me.

724
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,800
They were not wireless.

725
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,800
They in fact had that wire.

726
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,280
Oh, you need to check with your mom because they were wireless because she kept leaving

727
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,960
them on and the battery would run out.

728
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,920
That's crazy because that's the first thing that I did with these things.

729
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,920
Yeah, those also have batteries.

730
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,160
I left them on and the battery ran out.

731
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,480
Well, I know they were wireless because she couldn't figure out how to plug them into

732
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,480
her phone.

733
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,480
So.

734
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,480
Interesting.

735
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,480
We'll have to ask.

736
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,480
They were definitely those.

737
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,480
We'll figure it out.

738
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,880
This is kind of a stupid hill to die on.

739
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,880
Let's talk about anything but this.

740
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,480
We'll figure it out after.

741
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,600
I don't think grandma would listen, but you can give it a shot.

742
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,600
You never know.

743
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,600
She might be interested.

744
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,600
I think she left me on read last week, actually.

745
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,600
She did.

746
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,600
Brutal.

747
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,600
Imagine getting left on read by your own grandma.

748
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,600
She didn't respond to me.

749
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,600
I texted her.

750
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,600
Like getting left on read by me, that's normal.

751
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,760
Your own grandmother though, that's tough.

752
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,080
My grandma is significantly more savage than you.

753
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,080
Really?

754
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,080
Yeah.

755
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,080
She has absolutely no filter.

756
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,080
She will just straight shit talk.

757
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,960
Anything that comes to mind.

758
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,960
It's hilarious.

759
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,960
Yes.

760
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:25,560
She had somebody come and visit her one day and I was there and she introduced me.

761
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,320
She said, this is my son, John.

762
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,400
He never comes to see me.

763
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,120
And I said, and you wonder why?

764
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,520
I can't wait until I'm old.

765
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,120
I'm just going to be fucking people left and right, man.

766
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,120
Start now.

767
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,640
Well, you know, if you're in a nursing home, you don't want to screw with too many people

768
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,640
because they won't feed you.

769
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,640
That's true.

770
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:42,640
And then they beat you.

771
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,640
Right.

772
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,640
Right.

773
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,640
Is that a thing?

774
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,640
Yeah.

775
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,640
Elder abuse.

776
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,640
Yeah.

777
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,640
What?

778
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,640
That's not old people.

779
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,240
Retirement home was like making the old folks fight.

780
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,240
What?

781
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,240
Like dog fights?

782
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,240
Well, I assume they weren't like biting.

783
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,240
They don't even have teeth.

784
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,240
Well, you never know.

785
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,240
But like.

786
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,240
Gumm-ing them.

787
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,240
You're fighting like Gertrude.

788
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,240
You're here.

789
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,240
Unhinged.

790
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,240
I hate that.

791
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,240
You're welcome.

792
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,240
I hate that a lot.

793
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:20,440
Who is the guy that we who is the opener yesterday?

794
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,440
What was his name?

795
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,440
Oh, I found him.

796
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,440
His name was Peter.

797
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,640
He seemed like he would have been a lot of fun if he was able to do any of his stuff.

798
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,640
Yeah.

799
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,440
I bet Peter would have been really appreciated again if we just beat the piss out of that

800
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,440
guy.

801
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,360
He seemed to enjoy it a lot when somebody screams shut the fuck up.

802
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,360
Peter Avello.

803
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,760
Peter Avello was a very funny man.

804
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,760
Peter Ravello.

805
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,760
Ravello.

806
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,160
Yeah, he seemed like a good guy.

807
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,360
The type of guy you want to have a beer with, you know?

808
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,360
Yeah.

809
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,640
But he did have like his very only his bottom button buttoned and that really upset me.

810
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,000
Yeah, that pisses me off.

811
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,440
He was wearing a jacket and he had buttons on it, but he only buttoned the very, very

812
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,440
bottom one.

813
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,440
So his jacket was just open.

814
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,120
But the top was open and then it came down.

815
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,120
What's wrong with him?

816
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,120
He's Italian.

817
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,120
How about just not buttoning at all?

818
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,120
Yeah.

819
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,120
That's what most people would do.

820
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,120
That's hilarious.

821
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,160
Unless you're an Italian from New York, apparently.

822
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,880
Yeah, that was bad.

823
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,880
I was like-

824
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,880
Not the comedy.

825
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,880
I was kind of angry about it.

826
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:13,880
The comedy was great.

827
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,880
The comedy was hilarious.

828
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,680
But that one thing was less than ideal.

829
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,720
That one thing was the only reason why I let him be heckled for so long.

830
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,360
She definitely brought him with, right?

831
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,360
100%.

832
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,360
That's weird.

833
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,360
Why?

834
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,560
A lot of them just get local acts to open for him.

835
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,240
You think there's a lot of hilarious local acts in the area?

836
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,240
I'm here.

837
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,240
That's true.

838
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,240
I bet she knew the parties over podcasts was here.

839
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,240
She would have had us come there instead.

840
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,240
Damn.

841
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,240
You hate to see it?

842
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,240
I really do.

843
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,240
Next time?

844
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,240
I'll let her know.

845
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,240
Shoot her DM real quick.

846
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,960
See if she knows Tolkien fan.

847
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,960
She is Tolkien fan.

848
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,960
Oh my God.

849
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,520
Holy shit.

850
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,760
That's what Rachel Feinstein spends her time doing.

851
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,000
Making up comedy and translating books.

852
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,440
Wouldn't that be interesting?

853
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,520
Because Tolkien fan appears to be pretty unfunny.

854
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,520
Yeah.

855
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,640
Tolkien fan seems like a very serious individual.

856
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,720
I stand by, I think Tolkien fan's like 85.

857
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,720
Probably a woman.

858
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,720
Yeah.

859
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,720
Yeah.

860
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,720
I think Tolkien fan was shown by a grandchild how to use Reddit.

861
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,840
They're like, yep, this is my thing now.

862
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,440
And they sit there for 18 hours a day.

863
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,520
They translate things and talk about Jane Austen.

864
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,480
That's probably got to be a pretty good life for an old person.

865
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,480
I think they'd be miserable.

866
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,840
Well, you're an old person.

867
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:25,840
You're already miserable.

868
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,840
No one's old and happy.

869
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,840
That's not true.

870
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,760
John, you want to back me up here?

871
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,760
I'm sorry.

872
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,200
Are any old people happy?

873
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,200
Yes.

874
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,200
Oh, well.

875
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,200
I think so.

876
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:40,080
Especially old people that are retired and don't have to work anymore.

877
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,080
That makes you very happy.

878
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,080
It doesn't.

879
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,080
I could retire.

880
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,080
You could.

881
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,080
I don't think you'd go very far.

882
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,080
I wouldn't have any money.

883
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,080
You'd be living on the street.

884
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,080
Two weeks in, you'd be like, oh, shit.

885
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,080
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

886
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,080
Could be a good idea.

887
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,080
You can see how it goes for you.

888
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,080
I see no flaws with it.

889
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:59,720
You know, I suppose some guy that, you know, some 70 year old guy that's married to a

890
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,680
35 year old woman's probably happy.

891
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,680
Yeah.

892
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,680
Maybe.

893
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,680
That's got to be a way to go.

894
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,680
I don't know.

895
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,680
I feel like you actually wouldn't be that happy.

896
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,880
I feel like there's a pretty bad disconnect and they're only with you for the money when

897
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,880
you die.

898
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,360
Well, he's only in that first.

899
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,680
Well, yeah, but they're just waiting on you to die.

900
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,240
So they're not like nice to you.

901
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,040
Well, they're nice to you till you die.

902
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,040
Maybe.

903
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,040
Until you're getting close to dying.

904
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,080
Some of them, like Melania Trump, you know she married him because she was expecting

905
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,080
him to die soon.

906
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,080
And he just keeps on.

907
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,080
And she was like, you know what?

908
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,320
Actually, I'm going to be the worst guy.

909
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,920
I'm going to be so more famous.

910
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,280
You know what though, man?

911
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,280
He's funny as shit.

912
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,280
He's hilarious to watch.

913
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,760
When life gives you lemons, Joe Biden kills you with them.

914
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,760
That was beautiful, man.

915
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,760
Did he say that?

916
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,760
Yeah.

917
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,320
Because the Panera Lemonade is killing everybody.

918
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,320
What did Joe Biden do?

919
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,320
Nothing.

920
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,320
It doesn't matter.

921
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,320
It's Joe Biden's America.

922
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,320
What's the connection?

923
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,320
Panera Lemonade is killing people?

924
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,320
Yeah.

925
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,320
They're super caffeinated.

926
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,320
Oh, that's what it is.

927
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,320
Yeah.

928
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,320
So like people drink them and have heart attacks.

929
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,320
Yeah.

930
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,320
And then you have to drink a Panera Lemonade.

931
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,320
They've had several people die.

932
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,320
I bet I could drink two.

933
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,320
Well, I'm going to find out, man.

934
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,320
Go for it.

935
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,720
Do it for the, I don't know.

936
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,720
Do it for me.

937
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,720
Do it for the death.

938
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,720
I used to be a three rain kind of day guy.

939
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,720
Oh really?

940
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,720
Three rain a day kind of guy.

941
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,720
Those are 300 milligrams each.

942
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,720
Wow.

943
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,720
That's a lot of milligrams.

944
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,720
That's like a whole gram, dude.

945
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,840
It's not a hundred grams, yeah.

946
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,840
And I would have coffee on top of it.

947
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,840
So I probably have a whole gram of caffeine a day.

948
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,360
I mean, I had to build up to that.

949
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,360
If I did it now, my heart would probably explode.

950
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:33,240
But peak Okinawa me, I could pound four of them in like 18 hours.

951
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,480
Peak Okinawa, you had a liver of steel, man.

952
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,480
Yeah.

953
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,400
That bad boy's process and shit left and right.

954
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,120
Things that no mortal liver should ever have to intake.

955
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:46,920
Most likely actually just a liver of not good liver tissue, but you can call it steel if

956
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,920
you want.

957
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920
Yeah.

958
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,920
Steel, trash, same thing.

959
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,920
Yeah.

960
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,920
It's all the same.

961
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,920
Yeah.

962
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,920
I'll probably have to get a new one eventually.

963
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,920
We'll see.

964
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,640
I mean, end of the day, man, we all die.

965
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,920
So I just take it.

966
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:00,920
No, not me.

967
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:01,920
Oh, I forgot.

968
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:02,920
Yeah.

969
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:03,920
You're going to live forever?

970
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,920
No.

971
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,920
That sounds horrible.

972
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,920
Me and Will Nelson.

973
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,160
Well, if you could live forever and have good health, it'd be one thing.

974
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,160
Keith Richards.

975
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,720
Well, Keith Richards looks like he's dead.

976
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,160
He's still going.

977
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,960
They still do like three hour shows.

978
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:16,960
Yeah.

979
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,960
And touring.

980
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,960
He's 80.

981
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,960
It's Biden's age.

982
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,960
Who the fuck is Keith Richards?

983
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,520
Well, he's the guitarist for the Rolling Stones.

984
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:23,520
Oh yeah.

985
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,520
Well, you know what they say.

986
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,120
The Rolling Stones guy has no moss.

987
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,120
It's true.

988
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,920
It's Willie Nelson still touring too.

989
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,920
Oh yeah.

990
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,920
His birthday is actually on right now.

991
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,920
His what?

992
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,920
His birthday concert.

993
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,000
He's just hanging in there though.

994
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,160
He gets around more than we do.

995
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,160
Yeah.

996
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,560
Because he has a shit ton of money.

997
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,920
We have a shit ton of not old.

998
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:46,560
He has tour buses and people to help him.

999
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,000
Like Willie Nelson has millions of dollars so he gets to tour.

1000
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,600
You know what I can do?

1001
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,600
Walk unsupported.

1002
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,600
So can he.

1003
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,240
Okay, I can do it well.

1004
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,240
Have you seen him walk?

1005
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,240
Yeah.

1006
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,240
He walks on stage.

1007
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,240
He hollers.

1008
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,240
He still walks, doesn't he?

1009
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,960
You can hear the grinding and creaking as he moves.

1010
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,840
He walks about the same you do.

1011
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,840
That was so uncalled for.

1012
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,840
Probably true.

1013
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:08,840
That was so uncalled for.

1014
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,840
And he's 30 years older than I am.

1015
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,840
That's true.

1016
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,840
Or almost 30 years older than I am.

1017
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,840
Yeah.

1018
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,120
Yeah, he's doing well.

1019
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,080
Show me another 90 year old that's touring.

1020
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,880
Oh, that's right.

1021
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,880
Grandma.

1022
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,880
She's not touring.

1023
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:21,880
She's just mad.

1024
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,760
My great grandmother, she was almost 100.

1025
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,760
I think she died in a snowboarding accident.

1026
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,760
Actually?

1027
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,760
Yeah.

1028
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,760
Come on.

1029
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,760
I didn't know her very well.

1030
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,560
She was on my dad's side so we didn't really.

1031
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,640
That's pretend.

1032
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,640
It is not.

1033
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,640
No way.

1034
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:37,640
Do you have pictures?

1035
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,640
No.

1036
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,640
I have no way to back it up.

1037
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,520
Do you have a real bitch warrior that says she died in a snowboarding accident?

1038
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:49,760
Let me go find Shreddin' the Gnar on the bunny hill.

1039
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,680
I don't even know what her last name would have been.

1040
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,680
Brosnowski.

1041
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,680
Oh wait.

1042
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,680
Holy shit.

1043
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,680
Did you find her?

1044
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,680
I think so.

1045
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,680
Interesting.

1046
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,680
Maybe not.

1047
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:04,680
I have a distinct suspicion she didn't die in Jersey.

1048
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,680
I'm sure there's snow in Indiana.

1049
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,240
Yeah, it was most likely in Indiana.

1050
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,000
Did you know that New Jersey has the most bears per capita of any state?

1051
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
That's a weird.

1052
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Isn't that odd?

1053
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
New Jersey does?

1054
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Yeah.

1055
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
It's a shitty little state.

1056
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,200
There's a shit ton of people you'd think there'd be even less bears per capita than

1057
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,200
normal.

1058
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,280
It's not that small I don't think.

1059
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,280
Land wise it's not very big.

1060
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,280
I think there's a lot of wooded area.

1061
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,440
You know what's crazy?

1062
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:39,200
How do shitty little states like Jersey have, I don't know, the entire mob in them?

1063
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,200
How did that happen?

1064
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,320
New Jersey's not that small.

1065
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:48,240
You never hear the exotic stories of the mob down in Oklahoma.

1066
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,240
You never hear about those.

1067
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,240
True.

1068
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,240
True.

1069
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,440
It's always in Jersey.

1070
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,720
They border Pennsylvania and New York.

1071
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,880
I'm sure there's mostly woodlands up there.

1072
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,880
But what?

1073
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,880
You know who else is from Jersey?

1074
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,880
Paulie D?

1075
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,880
I think he's actually from New York.

1076
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,240
He's got a task on the show, doesn't he?

1077
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,240
What a bitch.

1078
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,240
Yeah.

1079
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,240
But the guy who plays, George Costanza in Seinfeld.

1080
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,240
And John Bacilon.

1081
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,880
There's Iowa compared to New Jersey.

1082
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:11,880
Fair enough.

1083
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,880
Oh wow.

1084
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:13,880
New Jersey's not very big.

1085
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,880
John Bacilon's from New Jersey?

1086
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:15,880
He is.

1087
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,880
Fuck yeah, New Jersey.

1088
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,880
Represent.

1089
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,880
That makes sense.

1090
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,880
True.

1091
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,880
That and the Bears.

1092
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,120
That and the Bears, yeah.

1093
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,120
Plot twist.

1094
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,120
John Bacilon was actually one of the Bears.

1095
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,120
Interesting.

1096
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,120
Just lost weight and shaved.

1097
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,920
Did he die in Vietnam?

1098
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,720
No, he died in Gima.

1099
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,720
Oh, duh.

1100
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,520
Who was I thinking of?

1101
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,520
I've been watching The Pacific.

1102
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,520
Yeah, man.

1103
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,400
They make him way more handsome in the show than he is in real life.

1104
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,400
It's kind of a thing.

1105
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:49,680
I'm watching the show and this muscular shirtless man runs around mowing down Japanese evil.

1106
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,680
I'm like, wow, what a cool guy.

1107
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,680
I look him up in real life.

1108
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,440
He's like a plump guy with a unibrow.

1109
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,440
Who is this?

1110
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,160
He's the best goddamn sniper that's ever existed on this earth.

1111
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,520
This is somebody who's in the military?

1112
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,520
No.

1113
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,520
I'm thinking Carlos Hathcock.

1114
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,720
Yeah, John Bacilon was the guy with machine gunners.

1115
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,720
Whoops.

1116
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,720
Who's the most decorated?

1117
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,400
Boy, is my face red.

1118
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,960
Most decorated veteran from World War II.

1119
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,680
A technic, I think it was Audie Murphy.

1120
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,680
Yes, Audie Murphy.

1121
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,680
Yep, that's right.

1122
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,200
But no one gives a shit about him because he wasn't Jesse Puller.

1123
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,200
He wasn't what?

1124
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,200
Jesse Puller.

1125
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,360
In fact, isn't The Pacific, is that Tom Hanks, doesn't he direct it?

1126
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,360
I think so.

1127
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,560
There was a time when Audie Murphy had won every medal that you could win.

1128
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,560
Yeah.

1129
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,560
Which is pretty cool.

1130
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,560
It would have been cool if he was a Marine though.

1131
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,560
Then he became an actor.

1132
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,560
Yeah.

1133
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,560
They had to downplay the Civil War service medal.

1134
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:45,960
They made a movie about his life and they had to downplay it because people watching

1135
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,960
it were like, that didn't happen.

1136
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,960
Okay.

1137
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:49,960
Yeah, right.

1138
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,360
Tom Hanks is the narrator of The Pacific.

1139
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,560
Oh, is there a narrator in The Pacific?

1140
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,560
Apparently, it's Tom Hanks.

1141
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:01,280
You just said him at the very end, the end.

1142
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,160
The beginning, The Pacific.

1143
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:08,600
Maybe a good shout out.

1144
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,600
What was his name?

1145
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,600
Yeah.

1146
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,600
Army Army?

1147
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,600
Yeah.

1148
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,600
I hate to say it.

1149
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,600
Fucking loser.

1150
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:20,640
Most decorated World War II veteran.

1151
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,600
Still the most decorated dude pretty much ever.

1152
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,600
Probably.

1153
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,200
But yeah, end of the day, man.

1154
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:32,960
Or it could be your great uncle that won a Silver Star in World War II.

1155
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,520
What the fuck did Jonah do?

1156
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,480
He's a ribbon chaser.

1157
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,480
Fucking loser.

1158
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,480
What were you saying?

1159
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,600
I'm talking about your great uncle that won a Silver Star in World War II.

1160
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,600
Bob?

1161
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,600
Yes, Bob Norman.

1162
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,600
Oh yeah.

1163
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,600
Captain Bob Norman.

1164
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,600
I'm talking about him.

1165
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:55,600
He was on the USS Nevada and during Pearl Harbor, his buddy was up in the crow's nest

1166
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,160
and had his leg blown off and he climbed up into the crow's nest, carried him down from

1167
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,760
that and saved his life.

1168
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:06,960
And it took 40 years for them to reward him a Silver Star.

1169
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:11,240
The guy that he saved kept putting in for him to get one.

1170
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,960
It was 40 years later?

1171
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:15,960
Yeah.

1172
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:16,960
Yes.

1173
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,960
Yeah.

1174
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,960
Captain Bob Norman, he started out enlisted.

1175
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,960
A Mustang officer.

1176
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,960
And there he is.

1177
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,960
At one time he was in charge of the Great Lakes Naval Training Station.

1178
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,960
Oh really?

1179
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:33,960
That's like their...

1180
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,960
And the Panama Canal.

1181
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,960
Yes.

1182
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,440
In the 70s?

1183
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:43,480
When he retired, he helped supply the canal.

1184
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:49,960
No, when he retired he worked up for the Alaskan pipeline in charge of supplies, I think.

1185
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:55,080
Unless Graham lied to me, he was in charge of the Panama Canal before we gave it back

1186
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,080
to them.

1187
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,080
He might have been.

1188
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,080
He might have been.

1189
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,080
I'm not going to look into it.

1190
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,080
Who was that guy you killed in the picture?

1191
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,080
He was also Captain of the USS Abbott.

1192
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,080
Mr. Boat?

1193
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,400
Yeah, he was in charge of it.

1194
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:13,400
He was up for rear admiral and then somebody that was underneath him screwed up and messed

1195
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,400
up his...

1196
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,400
You hate to see it.

1197
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,400
Classic military.

1198
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,400
Right.

1199
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,400
That...

1200
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:23,400
I understand that's the most decorated service member of all time, but his uniform looked

1201
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,400
awful.

1202
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,400
Oh yeah, it looked like shit.

1203
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,600
It was like metal down by his stomach.

1204
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,600
Nobody's uniform looked good.

1205
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,080
None of them fit very well.

1206
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,080
That's not even true.

1207
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,080
Chesty Pullard looked so good.

1208
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,800
Chesty Pullard was a Marine.

1209
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,800
He took care of his uniform.

1210
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,800
Damn straight, brother.

1211
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,800
Who is that?

1212
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,800
That's him.

1213
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,800
Audie Murphy.

1214
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,800
Yep, there he is.

1215
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,800
It looks awful.

1216
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,800
Okay.

1217
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,800
Look at that.

1218
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,800
Look at that sloppery.

1219
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,800
Wait, pull it back up.

1220
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,880
Look at this dude right here.

1221
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,880
Squared away.

1222
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,880
Squared away devil dog right there.

1223
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,880
Damn straight.

1224
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:52,880
Hell yeah.

1225
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,880
Huh?

1226
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,880
Marine?

1227
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,880
That's Chesty Pullard.

1228
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,880
He's the Marine.

1229
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,880
He's the Marine.

1230
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,880
He's the guy.

1231
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,880
The book, when they wrote it after him, they called it Marine.

1232
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:01,880
Really?

1233
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:02,880
Yeah.

1234
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:03,880
That checks out.

1235
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:04,880
Okay.

1236
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,880
So I was incorrect.

1237
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,680
Captain Robert Norman was awarded the Silver Star 57 years later.

1238
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,680
Was it like the 90s?

1239
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,960
Early 2000s?

1240
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:18,280
You figure that the Pearl Harbor was in 1941, so 98.

1241
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,280
Damn.

1242
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,280
That's wild.

1243
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,280
Yeah.

1244
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,280
I was almost alive.

1245
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,280
What month?

1246
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,280
What's that?

1247
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,280
What month?

1248
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,280
December 7th, 1941.

1249
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,280
No, no, no.

1250
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,280
In 98.

1251
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,280
Oh, I don't know.

1252
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,280
Was it December 6th?

1253
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,280
So it was a year later.

1254
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,040
Was it December 6th?

1255
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,040
7th.

1256
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,040
Am I a bad American?

1257
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,040
Yes.

1258
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,040
Probably.

1259
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,040
No.

1260
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,040
I mean, I think it carried over.

1261
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:44,080
He was burned during the rescue of a seriously injured shipmate while the ship was on fire

1262
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,680
and sinking.

1263
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,680
Summer 7th.

1264
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,680
Man, I feel foolish now.

1265
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:53,480
He received a Purple Heart, and then in 1998, the Clinton administration gave him the Silver

1266
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,480
Star Medal.

1267
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,480
Hell yeah.

1268
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,480
Good for him, man.

1269
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,480
Yeah.

1270
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,480
Is he still alive?

1271
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,480
No.

1272
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,080
He passed away probably 10 years ago.

1273
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,080
10, 15 years ago.

1274
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,080
Yeah.

1275
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:09,200
He used to go over to Hawaii for all the yearly celebrations.

1276
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,160
That's pretty cool.

1277
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,880
Commemorations of Pearl Harbor.

1278
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,920
I don't think he was able to go to the last few.

1279
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,920
No.

1280
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,920
He wasn't.

1281
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,920
He was real old.

1282
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,920
Is that like a...

1283
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,920
How do I say this?

1284
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,840
Is that something that they enjoy, or is that horribly, horribly traumatic?

1285
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,840
I don't know.

1286
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:29,840
I don't know.

1287
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,480
I don't know how that is for people.

1288
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:37,080
He died at 93 in 2013, so it's been 10 years.

1289
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,080
Interesting.

1290
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:45,160
I know one of the things about modern versus World War II military is their units stayed

1291
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:50,120
together for much longer back then, because they didn't split you up every three years.

1292
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:55,440
After the campaigns in Europe and after World War II, they stayed over there and rebuilt

1293
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,440
the communities.

1294
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:01,800
They had significantly less mental issues, because now it's like, all right, you killed

1295
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,800
all these people.

1296
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,880
Something they attributed to a lot too was the boat rides back.

1297
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,880
Really?

1298
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,720
Because you weren't just in the shit and then back 12 hours later.

1299
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:12,720
That's fair.

1300
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,800
You had weeks with your guys to talk about it, hash it out, and they were all there.

1301
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,800
True.

1302
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,000
Now you're coming back and everybody's like, wow, you were over there?

1303
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
We were not.

1304
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,600
You are so cool and different from us.

1305
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,840
Can I stress this enough?

1306
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,760
You are different and weird.

1307
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,560
Yeah, that's fair.

1308
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,560
Yeah.

1309
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:35,760
I think it was because of Eisenhower that they changed it to like COs change every couple

1310
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,760
of years.

1311
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:44,560
I know it was MacArthur, because he was in charge of whatever for like 12 years.

1312
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,880
It was like, ah, he just did whatever he wanted.

1313
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,240
There needed to be more checks and balances.

1314
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,760
It's probably not necessarily a bad thing.

1315
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:58,280
It just makes it hard for any continuity, but I think it's better than it could be.

1316
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,280
Everybody knows the dude.

1317
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,680
You just cannot wait to leave.

1318
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,640
It's probably a good thing that he gets out of their quest.

1319
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:10,000
Imagine if you were with Mark for like eight years.

1320
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,280
Yeah, that's fair.

1321
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,440
That wouldn't be a pleasant time for anyone.

1322
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,440
Yeah, sure.

1323
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:20,840
Yeah, we've all had people we've worked with that we rather we didn't.

1324
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,840
Young.

1325
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:27,960
Imagine having Mark and Young together.

1326
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,960
Yeah.

1327
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,960
It's a good thing that we rotate.

1328
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,960
Yeah, that would be terrible.

1329
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,160
That would have been hell on earth.

1330
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,160
That's a lot of people's experiences anyways.

1331
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,160
So is it really making that much of a difference?

1332
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,160
That's fair.

1333
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:43,160
I feel like I've gotten pretty lucky with the leaders I've had.

1334
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,280
Yeah, me too, actually.

1335
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,280
Really lucky.

1336
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:51,320
I think about my man, Messy, and he just went over there just to a shit store depressed.

1337
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,320
I would go over to my guy.

1338
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,320
I was like, hey, Donnie, how you doing, bud?

1339
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,320
I'm like, hey, I'm doing great.

1340
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,320
Then I see Messy's guy.

1341
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,320
I'm like, where is that piece of shit?

1342
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,320
I'm going to beat him.

1343
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,320
Where the fuck is Messy?

1344
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,320
I have to kill him right now.

1345
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,320
I'm like, what did he do?

1346
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,320
Oh, nothing, nothing.

1347
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,320
I texted him three seconds ago.

1348
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,320
He hasn't responded yet.

1349
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,600
I'm like, oh, seems rational.

1350
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:07,600
Here you go.

1351
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,600
Why do you have that knife?

1352
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,600
Don't worry about it.

1353
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,040
I was like, you know what?

1354
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,400
I don't really like that guy very much, so I will let you do as you please.

1355
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,400
Yeah, that's fair.

1356
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:20,800
Yeah, I've gotten pretty lucky and luck wears out, so I should probably just get out.

1357
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,800
Yeah, get out where you can.

1358
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,800
Run for your life.

1359
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,800
Yeah.

1360
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,800
18 months, baby.

1361
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,800
What?

1362
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,800
More like 12 with SkillBridge.

1363
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,800
Oh, nice.

1364
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,800
You SkillBridgin'?

1365
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,800
That's pretty cool.

1366
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,800
Hopefully.

1367
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,400
The Marine Corps recently was like-

1368
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,880
They peed all over it, didn't they?

1369
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:39,600
Yeah, you guys can do six months now, but since we hate you and we don't want you to

1370
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:44,360
have any sort of morale, we're going to change that to four months because fuck you.

1371
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,280
What I really like is when they make a program and they're like, wait a minute, too many

1372
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,040
people are using it.

1373
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,040
It's got to go.

1374
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,040
This is beneficial.

1375
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,040
No more.

1376
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,040
Yeah, classic.

1377
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,040
I don't know, man.

1378
00:41:55,040 --> 00:42:00,000
It's like when your older brother sees you playing with a toy and he's like, you really

1379
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
having a good time with that, aren't you?

1380
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Give it to me.

1381
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,480
Sure would be a shame if someone were to-

1382
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,480
Break it.

1383
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,480
Take it from you.

1384
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,480
Yeah.

1385
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,480
Do you have a brother?

1386
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,960
I have several younger siblings.

1387
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,000
Did any of them ever make you do wall squats?

1388
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,240
No, I'm significantly older and larger than all of my siblings.

1389
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,240
I would have peed into oblivion.

1390
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:23,240
Well, Jonathan can talk about that because his older brother, when he was babysitting

1391
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,040
John and Ian, he made them do wall squats.

1392
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,200
Yeah, Sean, if you're listening to this, I'd like you to know you're a jackass.

1393
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,320
So, I'll put that out there.

1394
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,720
I was like six, mind you.

1395
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:35,720
I see no issues.

1396
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,720
It was terrible.

1397
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,800
So that's what we should do when we babysit.

1398
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,400
Like can't do wall squats.

1399
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,720
I mean, when she gets old enough, I'm going to do pushups and shit.

1400
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:45,720
Interesting.

1401
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,200
I don't think six is the age.

1402
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,200
What?

1403
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,600
I don't think six is the right age for that.

1404
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,560
No, six is actually like the youngest you can start like jujitsu and martial arts and

1405
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,560
stuff.

1406
00:42:54,560 --> 00:43:00,520
Build up your hamstrings and muscles.

1407
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:05,880
I'll tell you what though, imagine you get somebody started when they're six.

1408
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,920
Come 16, they're a fucking unit, dude.

1409
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,920
I suppose, yeah.

1410
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,640
Then that could go in the Air Force.

1411
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:12,640
Sure.

1412
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,040
She can do whatever she wants as long as like, you know.

1413
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,040
PJ.

1414
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,040
Yeah, wouldn't that be cool as shit?

1415
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:24,360
I don't think I'd want my kid to be a special forces person.

1416
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,360
Fairly worried.

1417
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,480
I mean, like end of the day, they're all going to die.

1418
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,480
Well, not me.

1419
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,480
Except for you.

1420
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,480
I do forget that sometimes.

1421
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,480
Idiot.

1422
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,480
My bad, dude.

1423
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,480
Going to cryogenically freeze you.

1424
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,480
No, I'm immortal.

1425
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,480
Bring you back someday.

1426
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,480
I'll never die.

1427
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,320
Can't bring me back if I'm still here.

1428
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,720
Did that say the A?

1429
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,720
Oh, Japan.

1430
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,720
Never mind.

1431
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:45,720
I seen that.

1432
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:48,120
I thought it said, did the Jews attack Pearl Harbor?

1433
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,120
Wow.

1434
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,120
That's...

1435
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,680
Which is why everything on them...

1436
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,160
The Jewish laborers in California.

1437
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,080
These conspiracy theories are getting so out of hand.

1438
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,080
Wow.

1439
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,080
They control the weather.

1440
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,080
They did Pearl Harbor.

1441
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:04,760
Set the California fires.

1442
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:09,760
Pearl Harbor is pretty widely regarded as the worst intelligence failure in US history.

1443
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,760
I think.

1444
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,760
Because they saw them all coming and they were like, huh, that's weird.

1445
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,760
Yeah.

1446
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,760
Like, ah, no, routine.

1447
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,760
I'm sure they just figured it was their own...

1448
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,320
They didn't know what it was.

1449
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,320
They just...

1450
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,760
They're like, that's fishy, but...

1451
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,000
Shout time.

1452
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,120
It was in the morning.

1453
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,520
They knew about it a day before.

1454
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,520
Oh, they did?

1455
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,520
Yeah.

1456
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:34,120
You ever heard that story that there were supposed to be four waves for Pearl Harbor,

1457
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,040
but two pilots went out and killed off the entire second wave and they just assumed that

1458
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,920
we'd rallied up an entire response force, but it was really just two guys?

1459
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,080
Hell yeah.

1460
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,080
So good for those guys.

1461
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,080
I think they both died.

1462
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,080
Yeah, probably.

1463
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,080
Were they both aces?

1464
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,080
Seems like it.

1465
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,080
Well, yes.

1466
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,080
Yeah.

1467
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,080
But wave one went in.

1468
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,080
These two guys flew out.

1469
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,520
They killed the second wave and they were like, whoa, waves three and four don't waste

1470
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,520
your time.

1471
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,360
They clearly have a whole army at their hands.

1472
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,360
Get back.

1473
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:03,640
Are there any modern aces other than Tom Hanks?

1474
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,640
I doubt it.

1475
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,720
There's not a lot of area Tom had.

1476
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:11,920
What'd you say?

1477
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,800
This might be stupid, but what about Rob Riggle?

1478
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,800
No.

1479
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,800
No, no.

1480
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,800
He was a PAO.

1481
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,800
He was a pilot.

1482
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,000
No, he was a public affairs officer.

1483
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Are you sure?

1484
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Yeah.

1485
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,800
I knew he was like a pilot during Kosovo and there was air to air in Kosovo, wasn't there?

1486
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,800
I don't know.

1487
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,600
Yeah, I don't know.

1488
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,600
Tom Cruise is an ace.

1489
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,360
They established that at the very end of the last Top Gun.

1490
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,360
Yeah.

1491
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,680
Well, you can't say it's the last one.

1492
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,680
They could still make another.

1493
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,680
That's true.

1494
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:37,680
The most recent Top Gun, I should say.

1495
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,160
He came out public affairs officer.

1496
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,640
Oh, I thought he was a pilot.

1497
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,640
No, he's a dork.

1498
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,640
Wait, wait, wait.

1499
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,640
Oh, intention of becoming an aviator.

1500
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,640
Okay.

1501
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,640
My bad, guys.

1502
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,640
My bad.

1503
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,640
Who's this guy?

1504
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,640
Rob Riggle.

1505
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,520
You think we could get him to be our dork for the podcast?

1506
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:58,280
I don't think Tom Rob Riggle is a dorky guy.

1507
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,280
Is he?

1508
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:03,200
No, he's a middle aged white guy.

1509
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,200
They are all dorks.

1510
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,600
I bet you he has some banging cows on him though.

1511
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,960
I know who he is now looking at.

1512
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:11,960
General Richie.

1513
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:16,280
We're probably never going to have another one.

1514
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:22,000
What year is this?

1515
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Southeast Asia.

1516
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
That's got to be NAMM, right?

1517
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Yep.

1518
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,360
What's going on with that?

1519
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,360
Neil Richie?

1520
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,360
Getting ready to lose your electricity.

1521
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,360
Seems like it.

1522
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,360
Born in 1897.

1523
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,360
Wow.

1524
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,160
First World War.

1525
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:46,520
Years of service 1914 to 1951.

1526
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,520
So he's in the British Army.

1527
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,520
Oh, doesn't count.

1528
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,520
Find me a real one.

1529
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,320
Oops.

1530
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,320
What happened here?

1531
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,720
There's some technical difficulties here.

1532
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,480
I'm a dork.

1533
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,480
So I need Ian.

1534
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,480
We really do.

1535
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,480
Is that what they're called?

1536
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,480
Aces of Aces?

1537
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,480
What does that even mean?

1538
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,480
Why are they all French?

1539
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,480
There's one.

1540
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,480
There we go.

1541
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,480
Paul Frank Bear.

1542
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,480
Frederick Libby?

1543
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,480
Well, is he?

1544
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,480
Because it also has Royal Air Force.

1545
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,480
They must have done.

1546
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,480
They all have both.

1547
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,480
The first American ace.

1548
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:28,480
14 victories.

1549
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,480
That's badass.

1550
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:36,480
They're all saying they have an American flag.

1551
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,480
Oh, there you go.

1552
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,480
How about Eddie Rickenbacker?

1553
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,480
There you go.

1554
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,480
That's from World War II.

1555
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:41,480
Yep.

1556
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,480
No, World War I.

1557
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,480
Well, yeah, keep on strolling.

1558
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,480
Keep on strolling.

1559
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,480
There you go.

1560
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,480
World War II.

1561
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,480
Keep going.

1562
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,480
Oh, yeah.

1563
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,480
There's one.

1564
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,480
There's one.

1565
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,480
Richard Bong.

1566
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:52,480
Bong.

1567
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:53,480
Hell yeah.

1568
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,480
40 kills.

1569
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,480
Not impressed.

1570
00:47:55,480 --> 00:48:00,480
Oh, I think he's the, I think he's one of the guys.

1571
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,480
One of the guys what?

1572
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,480
One of the guys you just talked about.

1573
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,480
40 down Japanese aircraft.

1574
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,480
You kind of have to be him.

1575
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,480
Quite likely.

1576
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,480
26 confirmed down Japanese aircraft.

1577
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,480
He didn't even get in till.

1578
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,480
41.

1579
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,480
Couldn't have been.

1580
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,480
Well, what's this?

1581
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,480
Over all years of service, man, he wasn't active then.

1582
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,480
That's strange.

1583
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,480
Open that up.

1584
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,480
Open him up and see what it says.

1585
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,480
We got to take a look at the Bong man.

1586
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,480
The Bongster?

1587
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:35,480
He looks like an actor.

1588
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,480
He does not look like the type of guy who would be named Bong, you know?

1589
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,480
I'm not sure what I expected, but not that stern, classically handsome gentleman.

1590
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:42,480
Country's top flying ace in the war.

1591
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,480
Oh damn, he died in World War II.

1592
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,480
I think a lot of people did actually.

1593
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:48,480
Yeah.

1594
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,480
You hope that they live.

1595
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,480
I thought it said 2020.

1596
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,480
I was going to be like, damn, he was old.

1597
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,480
Which country lost the most people in World War II?

1598
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,480
Russia.

1599
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,480
Yep.

1600
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,480
They were literally just our cannon fodder.

1601
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,480
Millions.

1602
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,480
26.

1603
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,480
Cuban, what's it say?

1604
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:07,480
Robin Olds.

1605
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,480
He's a triple ace.

1606
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:16,480
I don't know who you're talking about, Donnie, because all these guys were not active for

1607
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,480
Pearl Harbor.

1608
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,480
42.

1609
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,480
This guy would have been, but he's also Royal Air Force.

1610
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,480
Well, 41 was when Pearl Harbor was.

1611
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,480
Yeah.

1612
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,480
And maybe he was just attached to them.

1613
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,480
He could be.

1614
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,480
Post-World War II.

1615
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:43,480
One, two, three, one from Vietnam.

1616
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,480
Submarine aces, what?

1617
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,480
Oh, hell yeah.

1618
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,480
That's a thing.

1619
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,480
Aces of the deep.

1620
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,480
That's badass.

1621
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,480
Read the whole thing.

1622
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,480
The heroes of Pearl Harbor were George Welsh and Kenneth Taylor.

1623
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:03,480
Aces of the deep is the title accorded to the top subsea ace slash undersea ace slash

1624
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:07,480
submarine ace of a nation submarine force during time of war.

1625
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,480
What does that mean?

1626
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,480
You shoot down other submarines or ships.

1627
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,480
That's fucking kick ass.

1628
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,480
That's terrifying.

1629
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,480
Yeah.

1630
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,480
They captured the whole.

1631
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,480
Oh, it's a guy.

1632
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,480
I'm saying a whole boat.

1633
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,480
Bring out the whole ocean.

1634
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,480
Tell them to bring out the whole ocean.

1635
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:32,480
Tell them to bring out the lobster.

1636
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:37,480
A lot of Nazis.

1637
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,480
Yeah, they're they're pretty good at fighting right up till they weren't.

1638
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,480
Yeah.

1639
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,480
It's funny that Hitler was like obsessed with Napoleon.

1640
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:49,480
He was like, you know, the thing that stopped Napoleon, it won't stop me.

1641
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,480
And that it did.

1642
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,480
Yeah.

1643
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,480
Yeah.

1644
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,480
Good old Russian winter.

1645
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,480
Well, it wasn't even that important.

1646
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,480
But, you know, we had Russian winter was a definite factor.

1647
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,480
Big ones.

1648
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:05,480
One of the big ones, you know, technically the thing that got Hitler was Hitler.

1649
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,480
So this is true.

1650
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,480
This is true.

1651
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,480
What a dork.

1652
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,480
Could he be that bad of a guy, though?

1653
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,480
I mean, he literally killed Hitler.

1654
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,480
That is true.

1655
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:20,480
Like you got a one one KD ratio.

1656
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,480
I think it's a lot higher than one big dog.

1657
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,480
No.

1658
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,480
What is it?

1659
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,480
Six million to one.

1660
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,480
Arguably one of the highest.

1661
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,480
Yeah.

1662
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,480
Yeah.

1663
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,480
Like terrible.

1664
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,480
Was he a bad guy?

1665
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,480
Yes.

1666
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,480
Did he?

1667
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,480
Did he kill the baddest guy?

1668
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,480
Yes.

1669
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,480
You make good points.

1670
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,480
He actually gave his own life to kill the baddest guy, which is quite heroic.

1671
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,480
You think about it.

1672
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,480
So you're saying is a good guy.

1673
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:56,480
I'm just saying maybe we should reassess our standpoint.

1674
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,480
I think we should.

1675
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,480
I don't think so.

1676
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,480
It was pretty shitty.

1677
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:06,480
I was like the guy from Guardians of the Galaxy when he like kills himself to save Peter Quill.

1678
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,480
Like he was still a shitty guy.

1679
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,480
Well, yeah, but like even though he did one good thing.

1680
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,480
Yeah.

1681
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:12,480
It's like the Catholic Church.

1682
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:17,480
I think we've talked about how apparently if you die a martyr, you're automatically a saint.

1683
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,480
That's very, very interesting.

1684
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:24,480
Like if I decided I was Catholic right now and I went up to a crackhead, I'm fucking Catholic and I love it.

1685
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,480
And they shot me.

1686
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,480
Saint me.

1687
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,480
Patron saint of fools.

1688
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,480
Patron saint of dorks.

1689
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,480
With your luck, you would become patron saint of podcast hosts.

1690
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,480
Hell yeah, brother.

1691
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,480
What a legacy.

1692
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,480
There's worse things.

1693
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,480
What would you be patron saint of?

1694
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,480
Lanky guys.

1695
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,480
Bad self mirror tattoos.

1696
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,480
There's a lot of saints.

1697
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:58,480
Isn't like a saint of radio operators.

1698
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,480
Probably.

1699
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:07,480
Let's rattle off some cool saints here.

1700
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,480
I used to be a ten thousand.

1701
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,480
I used to be romantically involved with a woman who became a nun.

1702
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,480
Interesting.

1703
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,480
Yeah.

1704
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,480
That seems like a conflict of interest.

1705
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:18,480
I don't know about becoming a nun.

1706
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:19,480
I don't know how that works.

1707
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,480
So maybe it's not.

1708
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,480
I also don't know anything about it.

1709
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,480
Joan of Arc.

1710
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,480
Why didn't they kill her?

1711
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,480
Didn't the church kill Joan of Arc?

1712
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,480
That's kind of like a I feel like if the church kills you and then later on.

1713
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,480
Yeah, that's probably the best thing you can do.

1714
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:33,480
All right.

1715
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,480
Ten most bizarre patron saints.

1716
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,480
That's a lot of them.

1717
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,480
That's more than ten.

1718
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,480
Patron saint of impossible.

1719
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,480
Okay.

1720
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,480
I'm getting a little thing of her.

1721
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,480
Work in a miracle is one of the requirements to become a saint.

1722
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,480
Right.

1723
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:50,480
So like I feel like patron saint of impossible feats is kind of just like a giving.

1724
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,480
Kind of redundant.

1725
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,480
Patron saint of murderer turned saint.

1726
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,480
Horrible.

1727
00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,480
Okay.

1728
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,480
Is he just patron saint of murderers or how does what's he the same?

1729
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,480
I don't think it said what he's the same.

1730
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:11,480
How does that work?

1731
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:17,480
So you tell me the patron saint of murderers is also the patron saint of hunters and hospitality and travelers.

1732
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,480
What the hell is a ferryman?

1733
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,480
They're the guys who like like operate ferries.

1734
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,480
Yeah.

1735
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,480
All right.

1736
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,480
Park here.

1737
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,480
No, no.

1738
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,480
Like we're going to go across this little river.

1739
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,480
You know what?

1740
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,480
You know what a gondolier is?

1741
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,480
The little boat.

1742
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,480
Yeah.

1743
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,480
Yeah.

1744
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,480
Those guys are ferrymen.

1745
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:32,480
Fucking dork.

1746
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,480
Yeah, I agree.

1747
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,480
That's kind of lame.

1748
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,480
But he was a murderer, which is metal.

1749
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,480
Lidwina, the ice skater.

1750
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:38,480
That's stupid.

1751
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,480
What's he the saint of?

1752
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,480
That's a song.

1753
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,480
Is it?

1754
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,480
Yeah.

1755
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,480
The only thing I can think of is the Elmo with fire behind him.

1756
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,480
The meme.

1757
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,480
Yeah.

1758
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,480
Interesting.

1759
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,480
What's he the saint of?

1760
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,480
Elmo?

1761
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,480
Yeah.

1762
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,480
Is it fire?

1763
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:56,480
Probably.

1764
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,480
Lame.

1765
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:02,480
Saint of stomach aches, stomach ailments and labor pains.

1766
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:03,480
Okay.

1767
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,480
But like actually though, if he is the patron saint of tummy aches, that's badass.

1768
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,480
It was like that dude went through a lot.

1769
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,480
You know, there's in the song, St. Elmo's fire, it says I can feel St. Elmo's fire burning

1770
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,480
in me.

1771
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,480
Now that I know this, it's just a really bad stomach ache.

1772
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,480
Stomach ache.

1773
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,480
Man, I have IBS.

1774
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,480
No, brother.

1775
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,480
Wow.

1776
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:22,480
You have St. Elmo's fire.

1777
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:23,480
Oh.

1778
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,480
That does look like a bad headache.

1779
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,480
Good heavens.

1780
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,480
What is St. Dennis the Saint of?

1781
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,480
Give me something.

1782
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,480
Is it Dennis or Denis?

1783
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,480
Patron saint of headaches.

1784
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,480
Good for him.

1785
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,480
A beard from God.

1786
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:38,480
Is that a woman?

1787
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,480
This guy's name is Wiggle Fortis.

1788
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:46,480
Can that be my nickname you give me next month?

1789
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,480
I got you.

1790
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,480
Wiggle Fortis.

1791
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,480
What's he the Saint of?

1792
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:56,480
Facial hair and gender fluid people.

1793
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:57,480
Wow.

1794
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,480
The Catholic Church is really ahead of their time on that one.

1795
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:00,480
Good for them.

1796
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,480
The marketing.

1797
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,480
What is St. Bernardino?

1798
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,480
Isn't that a town?

1799
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:07,480
San Bernardino.

1800
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,480
San is Saint.

1801
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:09,480
Is it?

1802
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,480
I don't fucking know.

1803
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:11,480
San Francisco.

1804
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,480
Wow.

1805
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,480
That's what they're named after.

1806
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,480
A very Catholic place.

1807
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,480
Or when they were founded, it was Catholic stuff.

1808
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,480
Patron saint of marketing, communications, and public relations.

1809
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:27,480
Why did they make him that in the 1500s?

1810
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,480
You know, this guy is going to be in charge of?

1811
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,480
HR.

1812
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,480
HR.

1813
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:37,480
HR and 23 year olds wearing suits trying to convince people there's something they're

1814
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:38,480
not.

1815
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,480
They're going to love him.

1816
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,480
Rare, medium.

1817
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,480
Is this guy the Saint of like grills?

1818
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:44,480
Stakes.

1819
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:48,480
St. of cooks, chefs, and comedians.

1820
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:49,480
Interesting.

1821
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,480
Patron saint of Trigger.

1822
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,480
Open wide.

1823
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:55,480
What?

1824
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,480
Where is she going with this?

1825
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,480
This could be really dumb or really bad.

1826
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:04,480
Patron saint of toothaches and dentists, who all is assuming the role of the tooth fairy

1827
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,480
in some parts of Italy.

1828
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,480
That's terrifying.

1829
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:13,480
Remember, Gazpacho, if you're especially good tonight, a corpse will come and dig out your

1830
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:14,480
teeth.

1831
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:15,480
Give you a penny.

1832
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,480
Okay, bye bye.

1833
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,480
St. Isidore of Seville.

1834
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:20,480
Patron saint of computers.

1835
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,480
What?

1836
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,480
Huh?

1837
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,480
How did this happen?

1838
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,480
Tell me more.

1839
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,480
Is there just a list?

1840
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:29,480
Is there like a queue of people needing, needing sainthood?

1841
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,360
They need a thing.

1842
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,760
You can't be a saint until you get a thing.

1843
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,640
And they're like, guys, big news, cell phones are out.

1844
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,480
That guy right there, give them cell phones.

1845
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,480
Cell phones.

1846
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:44,480
Is there a patron saint of cell phones?

1847
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,480
I don't fucking know, man.

1848
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,440
I'm not a Catholic.

1849
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,920
I want funny ones.

1850
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:53,440
I want something that's silly.

1851
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,680
What are you expecting, man?

1852
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,680
I don't know.

1853
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,440
Patron saint of silly guys.

1854
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,440
I guess there was the comedy.

1855
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,440
Damn.

1856
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:10,200
Is it Irias, Saint Fidel, patron saint of just goofy little fellows?

1857
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:11,200
Patron saint of silliness.

1858
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,200
Okay, I want to go to bed.

1859
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,200
Do you want to wrap this up?

1860
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,200
Yeah, let's get it.

1861
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,200
Dad, you haven't said anything in like five minutes.

1862
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,200
Thanks for coming.

1863
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,200
Yeah, you're welcome.

1864
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,200
Happy to be here.

1865
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,200
All right.

1866
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,200
Thanks, guys.

1867
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,200
Bye.

1868
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,200
Bye.

1869
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,200
Bye.

1870
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:23,840
Thanks.