1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:26,520 Welcome back to the party's over. 2 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,120 I'm your host Kyle Donaghy. 3 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,600 Again, my co-host, as always, Jonathan Skinny Dog Stokie. 4 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,600 How are you, John? 5 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,600 I'm good. 6 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,600 How are you? 7 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,600 I'm doing pretty good. 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,600 Actually, you know what? 9 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,600 No, I'm doing fantastic. 10 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,600 Let me tell you why. 11 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,600 Okay. 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,600 Let me tell you why. 13 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:46,160 Just last Friday, I had a life-changing interaction with a man by the name of Joe. 14 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,160 Now- Is he homeless? 15 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,160 He's not homeless. 16 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,240 No, he is the opposite of homeless. 17 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,240 I think he owns like nine homes because he's awesome like that. 18 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:59,720 But prior to meeting Joe, I'd heard quite a bit about him. 19 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,040 People hyped him up to be just all that. 20 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,040 You know what I mean? 21 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:05,480 You're familiar with Chuck Norris jokes? 22 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:06,480 Yeah. 23 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,480 Is this Joe, like a friend of a friend? 24 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:08,480 How do you know him? 25 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,480 Okay. 26 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,480 Yeah. 27 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,480 He's a guy, some guys I work with used to know. 28 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,480 Okay. 29 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,280 I've been hearing about Joe for a while now. 30 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,320 I don't think I ever really believed the hype. 31 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,000 I'd never met Joe prior to this. 32 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,760 Every now and then, I would be somewhere and people are like, oh, dude, Joe is there. 33 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:23,760 Did you see Joe? 34 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:24,760 I'm like, I don't, maybe. 35 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:25,760 I don't know. 36 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,360 I didn't know who I was looking for. 37 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:32,480 So Friday was the first time I actually met Joe. 38 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:39,320 And dude, it was a life-changing experience. 39 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,360 Imagine meeting the pinnacle dude, right? 40 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,360 You know what I mean? 41 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,040 The top of the food chain, the alpha male. 42 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,880 And not like alpha male like Andrew Tate, douchebag alpha male. 43 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:49,880 No. 44 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:50,880 Like good guy. 45 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,760 Like the type of guy you want to be around alpha male, man. 46 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:58,960 And like, it was like looking at all that you could be. 47 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,280 And then he walks away and you're looking in the mirror and you see you. 48 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,400 You know what I mean? 49 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:07,080 Like it just, it changed the way that I'm looking at life. 50 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:12,640 Cause I'm thinking to myself, man, why am I not Joe it up? 51 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,820 Why don't I, why don't I go for Joe? 52 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:15,820 You know what I mean? 53 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:16,820 Go for Joe. 54 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:17,820 Go for Joe. 55 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:19,820 Like, why would I? 56 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:22,880 Just to clarify that is not an endorsement of Joe, but Joe Biden. 57 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,200 No, no, Joe is not Joe Biden. 58 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,880 However, we're going to, we're going to maintain Joe's anonymy so he doesn't know I'm up here 59 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,880 drooling on him. 60 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:28,880 Is his name not actually Joe? 61 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,680 No, his name is actually Joe. 62 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,160 But let's not get into specifics. 63 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,240 Or is it, or is it actually Joe? 64 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,240 We don't know. 65 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,000 But yeah, a lot of Joe's in the world. 66 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Yes. 67 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Okay. 68 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 So I don't know. 69 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Now I'm second guessing myself like, oh shit, should I give him a fake name? 70 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,840 There's a lot of Joe's I don't think they'll be able to find this guy. 71 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:51,840 Anyway, it's the guy. 72 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:52,840 Shit. 73 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,840 The new phrase is bet on shit, right? 74 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:55,840 Okay. 75 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:56,840 I think we can, I think we can roll Joe. 76 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:57,840 I don't know. 77 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,320 I think I was thinking it's an anonymous enough name. 78 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,320 Now I'm doubting myself. 79 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,160 It's definitely an anonymous enough name. 80 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,800 So yeah, I don't know, man. 81 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:12,280 Just like I'm looking at the dude, the guy, just like, you know, they say like, you're 82 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,280 not him. 83 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,280 Joe's him. 84 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,280 He is him. 85 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,280 He's the him in question. 86 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,280 I don't know, man. 87 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:21,640 It got me thinking to myself like, why am I not waking up every day, putting it all on 88 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:24,720 the line, just trying to go for Joe? 89 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,920 So that's what I'm all about now is going over Joe. 90 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:27,920 Interesting. 91 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:28,920 Yeah. 92 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:35,900 So I think the closest I've met to that guy, you remember Johnson from the Mew? 93 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:38,040 Very square shaped Johnson with a mustache and blonde hair? 94 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,040 That's the guy. 95 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,040 Yeah. 96 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,040 Yeah. 97 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,040 I think that's the closest I know to Joe. 98 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,040 Oh, no, no, no. 99 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,440 I want to say Joe would blow Johnson out of the water, but he wouldn't, man. 100 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,200 He would just like give Johnson a firm handshake and smile at him. 101 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,200 How so? 102 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,200 What do you mean? 103 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,200 How would he blow him out of the water? 104 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,200 Johnson's a cool motherfucker. 105 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,200 I love Johnson. 106 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:59,280 But yeah, man, he's just, I don't know, the smile. 107 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:03,600 You ever heard that saying, a smile that lights up a room? 108 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,160 I was standing outside when I met Joe and rest assured, brother, the temperature went 109 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:10,520 up like at least eight degrees just from all the light that was reflecting off his glorious, 110 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,520 glorious white teeth. 111 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,240 Sounds like you're kind of gay for Joe, Donnie. 112 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,240 Don't be absurd. 113 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,600 Sounds like you want Joe. 114 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,880 It'll be ridiculous. 115 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:23,880 Not. 116 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:24,880 Nope. 117 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,320 I think you are. 118 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,320 Pretty sure you're wrong. 119 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,320 It's okay. 120 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,320 No, it's not a bad thing. 121 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:32,880 Even if it wasn't a bad thing. 122 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,160 We're just out of your state in fact. 123 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,160 Nope. 124 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,040 Donnie, gay for Joe. 125 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,040 Nope. 126 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,040 2024. 127 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,040 Not the case. 128 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:45,400 Anyways, let's talk about something besides this now. 129 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,400 Interesting. 130 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:50,800 But understand that that outlook on life will be altering my perspective from now on. 131 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,120 So the Donnie you think you know, he's dead. 132 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:56,640 He's been replaced by Donnie 2.0. 133 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,960 The same Donnie, but has a crush on a guy. 134 00:04:58,960 --> 00:04:59,960 Yeah. 135 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:00,960 Yep. 136 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,960 That's actually exactly accurate. 137 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:02,960 All right. 138 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,960 Good for you. 139 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:04,960 Good for you. 140 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:05,960 Yep. 141 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,960 Yep. 142 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:07,960 Yep. 143 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,600 What do we got topics for today other than Tolkien finally shut us down? 144 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,600 That was a hard one for me. 145 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:15,560 I've really been, I've been looking forward to this one for a while. 146 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,680 You know, he's really strung us along, strung us along. 147 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:21,200 Like what he did when he dumped us the day before senior prom. 148 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,200 That's pretty much what happened. 149 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,200 Yeah. 150 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:27,520 I haven't done my job in the last month because I've just been doing mental gymnastics to 151 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,360 prepare for Tolkien fan. 152 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,360 And now this? 153 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,000 The other day I woke up and I did 6,000 burpees. 154 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:38,320 Every time I stood up, I said Tolkien fan 2759 in between each one. 155 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:43,960 So like that should put the perspective of how hype I am for Tolkien fan 2759. 156 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:44,960 And then what did he do? 157 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,160 He broke up with us over text. 158 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,160 Yeah. 159 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:50,440 I actually did the entirety of a master's course in geopolitical affairs from Harvard 160 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,360 in the last three weeks to prepare for Tolkien fan. 161 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,720 I was so ready. 162 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:55,720 For nothing. 163 00:05:55,720 --> 00:06:02,680 Just to dig into life and its various things with Tolkien fan. 164 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,680 And this is what he did to us. 165 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,680 He fucked up Tolkien. 166 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,680 Yep. 167 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:06,680 What did he say? 168 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:07,680 He's going to regret it. 169 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,400 You wonder what he said to us? 170 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,400 Sorry. 171 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,400 Not interested. 172 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,400 Tolkien fan. 173 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,400 Boo. 174 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,400 First of all, fucking unoriginal. 175 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,400 Yeah. 176 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,000 Could have at least like called us losers or something. 177 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 You fucking dweeb. 178 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,280 It was the important question though. 179 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,880 Do you think he listened to the podcast before he broke up with us? 180 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:25,880 No. 181 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,160 He couldn't find it even if he tried. 182 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,160 I sent him the link. 183 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,320 I'm sure he still didn't listen. 184 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:34,040 He saw the Tower of Beercanis and he was like, no. 185 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,040 Not for me. 186 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:40,960 But then he went back to reviewing feminist literature online and translating it into foreign 187 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,960 languages. 188 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,960 Foreign languages? 189 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:43,960 What? 190 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:44,960 Yeah. 191 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:45,960 That's one of those things. 192 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:46,960 He translates literature into foreign languages. 193 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:47,960 Why? 194 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:48,960 I don't know. 195 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,840 We could have asked him that, but now we'll never know. 196 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,040 Tolkien fan, if you ever listen to this, I want you to know of a little software called 197 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,040 Google Translate. 198 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,720 I don't think you can really do that. 199 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,880 Google Translate is fairly flawed. 200 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:01,880 You know what I mean? 201 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,440 There's better translation software. 202 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,880 Well, I stand corrected. 203 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,880 Google. 204 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:11,520 Also, I think most things that are published are translated. 205 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,520 By who you ask? 206 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:16,320 By guys like, or they, them, like Tolkien fan. 207 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,320 Okay. 208 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,320 Yeah. 209 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,320 That's weird, Tolkien. 210 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,680 Why is he doing that? 211 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,720 Is that part of the We Are Outcast subreddit with two members? 212 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,720 Tolkien fan. 213 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:26,720 Should we join? 214 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,720 Let's join. 215 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,720 I think so. 216 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:35,520 But they don't, normal drivers for things, like the things that might drive you and me, 217 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,560 money, power, pursuit of happiness. 218 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,920 No, that's not what Tolkien's about. 219 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,920 Tolkien fan, 2759. 220 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,920 That's what he's about right here. 221 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,520 He's a human being of class. 222 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:50,280 He's driven by the knowledge that others may succeed, even if it means he can't be the 223 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,280 most successful. 224 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:55,720 He loves the idea of little Zimbabwean boys reading Jane Austen. 225 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,000 And I think that's a beautiful thing. 226 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,500 Don't we all? 227 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,720 This is going to be our fucking our episode art. 228 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,720 Okay. 229 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,720 Sounds good. 230 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,720 This art made by Tolkien fan. 231 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,720 I doubt it. 232 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:06,720 He doesn't seem very original. 233 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,200 He just seems to have opinions. 234 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,200 Okay. 235 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,440 Well, I think those opinions are pretty original. 236 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,440 Yeah. 237 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,600 I mean, the one that we found that was his actual opinion was very original. 238 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,240 I will agree with that. 239 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,240 Very original. 240 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,240 But yeah, it's fucking out there. 241 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,800 This is like, it's like the end of an era. 242 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,800 You know what I mean? 243 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,120 We've been chasing Tolkien fan for so he's, he's our movie dick. 244 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,840 He's our white whale and we'll never get there now. 245 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,840 He's going to regret it. 246 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,840 He will one day. 247 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:35,040 One day he'll come crawling into our DMS begging for an opportunity to speak to the world. 248 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:38,200 I'd like to think that Tolkien fans like a 90 year old woman. 249 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,120 He definitely is. 250 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,520 What is this talk? 251 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,520 I promise hon. 252 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,360 I can make the coffee strong enough to get us to the wine. 253 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,600 I don't know what that means. 254 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,680 Is this favorite wine from the nickel Creek song holding pattern. 255 00:08:53,680 --> 00:09:00,240 Tolkien fan is definitely an old, old woman. 256 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,600 We may have built up talking fan to be something in our minds that they are not in actuality. 257 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,600 That is a slight possibility. 258 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,400 I don't know what we built Tolkien fan up to in our minds. 259 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:13,600 You know, the guy from South Park who's like sitting in his chair on his computer. 260 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,600 Nope. 261 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,600 I don't really want South Park much. 262 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,600 It's like the, the losers thing. 263 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,160 You don't talk about, oh yeah, that's what I'm picturing in my head. 264 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,280 We're talking about talking fan like the pimply fat guy. 265 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,280 Yeah. 266 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,880 I assume that what do you read his opinions? 267 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:30,960 Well, potentially hers now that we are opening our eyes prospect that told fans and old woman 268 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:34,920 this community is about writing and translating or reading novels and books, watching movies 269 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:43,520 and TV shows, drawings, some it's an MI it's a my ex of all art that I hope will give birth 270 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,080 to new ideas and unconventional thoughts. 271 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,400 Well, you know what motherfucker? 272 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,840 I'm pretty sure Tolkien fan created this by the way. 273 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,920 Yeah. 274 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,760 We joined your stupid fucking group. 275 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,400 Talk to us. 276 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,400 Create a post. 277 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,400 You want to just start shitpost. 278 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:03,360 Just, just I'm going to, I'm going to program a bot to just dump hundreds of thousands of 279 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:09,360 pictures of like a fat guy with his shirt off in this every day, the same picture. 280 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,360 Do you have your own Reddit? 281 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,360 Like a personal? 282 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,360 Uh, I used to, I don't know if I still do. 283 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:20,400 We just need to go through and make like 600 and just four of them rededicated and farm 284 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:26,500 go, go, go, go, ant, ant, ant, ant, ant, ant, ants, just really obscure shit. 285 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:33,140 We got to find like cultural niches in like foreign countries, like fucking y'all hos 286 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:34,760 like Russian nesting dolls. 287 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,760 You do now. 288 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,760 God damn. 289 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:42,600 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Turkish candy or educated. 290 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:47,440 We are outcasts. 291 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,440 If I had the knowledge, I would do it. 292 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,800 You don't know any niche international fandoms? 293 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,240 Well, I could figure that out. 294 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,280 I don't think I could figure out how to program a computer 295 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,360 to spam this particular Reddit with it. 296 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,600 If I knew how to program bots, this world 297 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,120 would be a catastrophic place. 298 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,960 I think before too long, we'll be able to just have AI program 299 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,560 bots for us, right? 300 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,640 I'm sure it's a thing now. 301 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,240 Realistically, I could probably just ask ChappieGP to do it, 302 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,080 but I don't want to do that. 303 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,160 That sounds like more work than I would put in, 304 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,760 which should tell you why the bot thing will never happen. 305 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,840 If I'm not willing to go ask an AI to make the code 306 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,040 to make spam bots. 307 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,760 That checks out. 308 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,600 OK, you got an army of spam bots. 309 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,120 What are they doing? 310 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,600 What's the first thing they're doing? 311 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:33,880 Whatever they can do to devalue Eric Church tickets. 312 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,440 That's a good one. 313 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,240 Very decentralized command. 314 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,880 Just make them worth less. 315 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,440 Make them worth fucking nothing. 316 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,360 Drive the prices down. 317 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,600 I don't care what you have to do. 318 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,080 Accus them of assault or fucking battery. 319 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:47,920 I don't care. 320 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,480 Just lower the prices. 321 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,680 His time is done. 322 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,200 Wow, man. 323 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,040 I was thinking like. 324 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,440 I don't care if he lets Macklemore open for him. 325 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:00,880 I was thinking like you just, I don't know, 326 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,640 tweet that he wasn't very good live. 327 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,840 And then you're like, no, no, no. 328 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:04,840 We're going to frame him. 329 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,360 We're going to Harvey Weinstein his ass. 330 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,480 Like, wow, dude. 331 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,240 That was. 332 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,360 Yeah, home don't play. 333 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,120 OK? 334 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:12,400 Yeah. 335 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,360 I didn't raise no bitch. 336 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,320 That was actually super intense. 337 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,760 Thank you. 338 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,000 All right. 339 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,480 I was just going to go on like. 340 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,000 Aside from that, I think I would just. 341 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,280 How many bots are we talking? 342 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,760 Like 10 or like 10 million. 343 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,360 10 million. 344 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,080 You have an army. 345 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,440 After I devalue Eric Church to nothing. 346 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,320 Yeah. 347 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,880 Get his shows canceled, obviously. 348 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:33,920 Little weird. 349 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,240 No room to come back. 350 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:35,640 Yeah. 351 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,760 I think I would just have them dedicate themselves 352 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,000 to making the world a better place. 353 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,600 Just uplifting people on the internet, 354 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,720 making them feel better. 355 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,120 Making the internet a safe space 356 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,760 because it's not right now. 357 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,800 I was just going to have him like. 358 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,720 And obviously step one of that is getting rid of that church. 359 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,520 He is the root of all evil. 360 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,920 I was just going to have him like comment balls 361 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,520 on every Instagram post ever. 362 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,120 That'd be good too. 363 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,800 And you're like, no, no, no, no. 364 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,440 Wow, dude. 365 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,520 That was super intense. 366 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,520 You asked me a question. 367 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:05,920 I answered it. 368 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:06,440 Yeah. 369 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,200 You want for me. 370 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,600 I don't know. 371 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:13,400 I want you to not frame people for crimes, I guess. 372 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:18,120 People. 373 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,000 One day we're going to get to the bottom of where 374 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,560 the Eric Church hate came from. 375 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,000 I don't even know. 376 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,440 You just woke up one day and you're like, this guy. 377 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,800 Fucking sucks. 378 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,480 I think I disliked Eric Church before I even 379 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,400 liked country music. 380 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,040 Because I didn't like country music until I was like 19. 381 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,360 I was avidly against country music in high school. 382 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:44,760 I think I like country music because I liked Eric Church. 383 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,040 That's pretend. 384 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,880 I heard Eric Church. 385 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,080 I was like, hey, this guy is pretty good. 386 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,000 I could beat my wife. 387 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,080 That'd be all right. 388 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,080 I'd never. 389 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,000 That's the Eric Church vibe, man. 390 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,680 In high school, I disliked Eric Church. 391 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,560 Not because he was country, just because I didn't like him. 392 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,080 I did also dislike country because I 393 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,720 thought all country music was just like fucking Blake Shelton. 394 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,360 The Eric Church vibe, man, is playing quarterback 395 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:13,000 in high school, not getting any college offers whatsoever, 396 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 and telling everyone you could have thrown a football over 397 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,560 the mountains. 398 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,080 That's the Eric Church vibe. 399 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,840 Have you seen Eric Church without sunglasses? 400 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:19,440 Is he terrifying? 401 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,280 I have a couple times. 402 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,200 It's not good. 403 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,480 It was many, many years ago. 404 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,760 So I assume he's aged. 405 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,240 Is he a terrifying man? 406 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,840 Deep, deep eye bags? 407 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,880 It's just not something you want to look at. 408 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,040 He looks like a guy. 409 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,360 Don't get me wrong. 410 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,280 I see why the sunglasses are good for his image. 411 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:40,800 I do. 412 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,080 But like, yeah. 413 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,600 If I saw that coming at me, I'm calling the police. 414 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,000 No fucking questions asked. 415 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,160 He kind of looks like an owl. 416 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,160 But I don't think that's a bad thing. 417 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,480 You know what I mean? 418 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,920 What is that? 419 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,600 It's a man who looks kind of like an owl. 420 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:57,000 And that's not a, imagine, what should he look like, an owl? 421 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,680 Or I don't know, an acorn. 422 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,720 What do you mean, an acorn? 423 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,800 I imagine a human being. 424 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,000 Is that what an acorn looks like? 425 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:03,520 No, no. 426 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,880 He looks like an owl. 427 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,560 There are worse things that he could look like. 428 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,800 He could look like an acorn. 429 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,800 I don't. 430 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,560 I need an example. 431 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,280 Who looks like an acorn? 432 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,200 Imagine just an ugly, ugly acorn-faced man. 433 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,160 That's something I would rather look like an owl 434 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:19,960 than an acorn. 435 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,560 You know? 436 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,040 That's just me. 437 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:31,360 Or like, at least he's not horrifically obese. 438 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:31,760 OK. 439 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,400 What's up with that? 440 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,160 Yeah, I'm not sure. 441 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,960 Kind of got a whole Nirvana thing going on. 442 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,240 At least he's not fucking naked. 443 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,920 Yeah, that was my first thought. 444 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,640 You know what kind of blows my mind when I think about it? 445 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,240 You can see that little child's wiener. 446 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,440 Yeah, that's fucked up, dude. 447 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,960 I think that kid sued the record company. 448 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,240 Yeah, I'm sure he did. 449 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,520 But who allowed that to happen? 450 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,360 Dude, it was the 90s. 451 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,000 They didn't give a shit about anything back then. 452 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,720 They were like, yes. 453 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,360 You can fucking do whatever you want it. 454 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,440 They still put it on t-shirts. 455 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,800 Do they edit the wiener off of the t-shirts? 456 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,400 I don't know. 457 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,400 I don't want to be the guy walking around town 458 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,000 with a baby wiener on my shirt. 459 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,280 Yeah. 460 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,560 Yeah, that's fair. 461 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,400 I'm not super choosy about wardrobe, 462 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,240 but if I had a shirt with a baby wiener on it 463 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,520 and a shirt without, I would choose the shirt 464 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,800 without every day of the week. 465 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,640 Yeah. 466 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,400 Like, I'm wearing a- 467 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,360 I feel the same way. 468 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,760 I'm wearing a neon construction worker shirt right now. 469 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:25,680 I'm not a construction worker. 470 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,920 I've never been a construction worker. 471 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,320 I saw this shirt, and I was like, hey, that'll fit me. 472 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,280 And it's $5. 473 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,640 So I bought a bunch of them. 474 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,720 Did you buy that at Uncle Dina? 475 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:37,200 No, I think I got it at Tower General. 476 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:37,960 Wrangler. 477 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,640 Yeah. 478 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:45,640 But what possesses a person to put that on an album 479 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,360 cover or a t-shirt or a record that you 480 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,440 would frame in your house? 481 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,640 I think more than putting it on the album, 482 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,040 I am concerned about them throwing a fucking baby 483 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:54,720 in a pool. 484 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,800 Well, no, that happens all the time. 485 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,040 On purpose? 486 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,760 How else are they going to learn to swim? 487 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:05,040 You teach them how to swim when they're larger? 488 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,680 What's going to happen when they fall in the pool before that? 489 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,880 You watch your kids? 490 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,800 You're asking a little much there, bud. 491 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,320 I understand babies if trained. 492 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:19,920 Like, babies have that instinct, and then they lose it, 493 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,360 and then you have to teach them to swim. 494 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,280 I feel like Nirvana did not do their due diligence 495 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,240 and make sure that that baby had that instinct. 496 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,480 They just were like, oh, this would be fucking cool. 497 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,240 Plop. 498 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,360 Well, look at that little baby. 499 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,880 Look at the joy in his little eyes 500 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,720 as he swims for that dollar bill on a fish hook. 501 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,600 Bum-da-dum. 502 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,080 Like, bum-da-dum. 503 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:42,880 Um, do you think that was actually part of the picture, 504 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,840 or did they edit that in? 505 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,400 I really hope it was not part of the picture. 506 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,000 I hope it was edited. 507 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Imagine they're like, all right, there's 508 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,680 a fish hook in there somewhere. 509 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,720 Chuck the baby in. 510 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,960 And somebody's sitting there like, 511 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,960 Kurt, Kurt, are you sure this is a good idea? 512 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,360 Trust me, ma'am. 513 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,920 A 25-year-old who's clearly on drugs, you can trust me. 514 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,240 I'm going to die soon. 515 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,240 Do what I say. 516 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,520 Just like, look at my wife. 517 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,880 Look at how manipulative and abusive she is. 518 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,680 What's that album called? 519 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,200 Never mind. 520 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:11,920 I don't know. 521 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,440 I'm actually not crazy about Nirvana. 522 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:13,920 Really? 523 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:18,800 They're a banging band, but that's just not my cup of tea. 524 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,760 I like the Foo Fighters more than I like Nirvana, 525 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:26,320 which is a controversial opinion in the world of post-Grunge 526 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:26,840 music. 527 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:27,920 Who the hell is Kirk Weddle? 528 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,120 Who's the guy that took the picture? 529 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,800 I would say, like, grunge music-wise, 530 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,960 my favorite by miles, Alice in Chains. 531 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:35,480 Interesting. 532 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,560 Yeah, they're fantastic. 533 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,920 I also a big Soundgarden fan, Chris Cornell. 534 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,560 He really couldn't miss in any capacity. 535 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,520 RIP. 536 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,080 RIP Jimmy Buffett. 537 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,440 Facts. 538 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,160 RIP Jimmy Buffett. 539 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,200 What do we? 540 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,760 I was trying to figure out why the fuck that picture exists, 541 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,200 and I gave up, because it would be 542 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,680 a lot of reading and a lot of silence. 543 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,720 Is Chris Weddle? 544 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,480 Chris Weddle's the guy that took the picture. 545 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,120 He's not the kid. 546 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,040 He's the big guy for taking pictures of people underwater. 547 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:00,600 I don't know. 548 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,720 Is that kind of his niche? 549 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,920 Well, I think all the other ones are just, I don't know, 550 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:05,320 maybe it is. 551 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,000 I don't know. 552 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,800 I don't know. 553 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,760 I guess if I was going to take a picture of a child underwater, 554 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,520 I would want the underwater photographer. 555 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,640 That's fair. 556 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,320 Underwater photography is not that hard. 557 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,040 You just need the equipment, and you're just taking pictures. 558 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:16,880 Well. 559 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,040 Are we going to make Meg come on the podcast? 560 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,680 What the fuck is Meg going to talk about? 561 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,080 Stuff. 562 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,640 Meg is the least interesting human being I've ever met in my life. 563 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,240 Not Meg's coming on. 564 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,080 OK. 565 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:27,920 For sure. 566 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,600 Is she going to sit here in silence to go, well? 567 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,320 For the entire show. 568 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,200 Perhaps. 569 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,760 And that's a risk you're willing to take? 570 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,320 No. 571 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,840 We already have long, horrible, awkward silences, as is. 572 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,920 Not with Meg, we don't. 573 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:41,520 Oh, yeah. 574 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,760 There wouldn't be any silences because we're all going to be 575 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,200 like, Meg, you're a piece of shit. 576 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,080 We all hate you. 577 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,960 And she's going to be like, I know. 578 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,760 It was going to keep on digging into her. 579 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,960 And everyone's going to think we're a horrible, horrible. 580 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,800 It's going to be fucking awesome. 581 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,040 Well, yeah, I'll enjoy it. 582 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,680 But we're just going to put off a bad vibe. 583 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,680 No, we're definitely going to have Meg on, dude. 584 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,320 Meg, if you're listening to this, get ready. 585 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,520 Prepare your topics. 586 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,000 20 years later, when we've made it, 587 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,800 people are going to pull out this one episode, 588 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,760 and they're going to be like, remember that time 589 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,800 they bullied this poor girl? 590 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,680 We'll look at Meg now. 591 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,880 We bought her a house. 592 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,560 And she'll be like, hey, yeah, they asked me. 593 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,840 And yeah, I said yes. 594 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,400 And we're just going to be the villainous villains, whoever 595 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,480 did villain. 596 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,280 Or we could just have a good conversation with her. 597 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,480 It's Meg, dude. 598 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,040 There's no good conversation for Meg. 599 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,080 That's not true. 600 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,000 Meg's a great person. 601 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,800 When's the last time you had a good conversation with Meg? 602 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,400 Like three days ago on Teams. 603 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,840 OK, well, I stand corrected. 604 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,480 Idiot. 605 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,640 Neh, neh, neh. 606 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,640 Yeah. 607 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,000 Didn't think of that, did you? 608 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:43,360 No. 609 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,160 Darn it. 610 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,200 My legs fucking hurt. 611 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,120 Yeah, yeah. 612 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,240 Pretty intense leg day there? 613 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,000 Yeah, it's painful, man. 614 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,520 Tell me all about it in graphic detail. 615 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,440 I did a bunch of squats and then a bunch of other stuff. 616 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,720 That was super fucking lame. 617 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,360 You could have added a little spice to it. 618 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:00,960 Like what? 619 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,400 I don't know. 620 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,200 You could have made it sound cool, though. 621 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:10,480 Like, oh, as I was going up for my ninth rep on 375 pounds, 622 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,360 a fucking small man came up and threw salt in my eyes. 623 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:16,000 And I had to weather through that pain. 624 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,840 What the fuck do you mean I could have thrown something 625 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,640 in there? 626 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,600 That was actually a good story. 627 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,080 That was a good story. 628 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,280 But it was a lie. 629 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,560 Every good story is a lie. 630 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,600 No one's ever had an interesting time ever. 631 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,040 I don't know if I'd say every good story is a lie. 632 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,360 Like, every story Eric Church tells is a lie. 633 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,920 I can believe that. 634 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,640 That makes sense. 635 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,320 But like, every story? 636 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,520 Name a single story that's true. 637 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,520 Mm. 638 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,360 Mm-hmm. 639 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,040 I mean, like, the most recent story I heard 640 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,160 is about a guy named Joe, and that was obviously a lie. 641 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,040 So. 642 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,920 Actually, that story was pure truth, and it changed my life. 643 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,240 I can still see his teeth glistening in the sunlight. 644 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,760 I can see your pupils dilating just thinking about Joe. 645 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,680 Are they actually? 646 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,180 Yes. 647 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:03,600 That's weird. 648 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,100 OK, I did lean back in my chair and look right into the light, 649 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,120 so that could be a factor. 650 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,480 I think you just think he's cute. 651 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,440 He is super cute. 652 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,240 Interesting. 653 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,560 Did your wife know about this? 654 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,120 Oh, yeah, I told her all about him. 655 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,960 I just want to be his best friend, you know? 656 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,160 That's not a whole lot to ask. 657 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:18,920 I just. 658 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,720 Where did you meet him? 659 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,680 At the dentist office. 660 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,680 Fucking why? 661 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,800 Is this like Kyle from Futema Medical? 662 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,560 Kind of, because I think of Kyle and imagine the opposite of that. 663 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,880 A sad, sad little man? 664 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,560 Kyle from Futema Medical is all that is man. 665 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,800 6'4", glistening white teeth. 666 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,880 Can't stress that enough, glistening white teeth. 667 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,720 Flowing hair, body of a Greek god. 668 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,280 Sus. 669 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,080 Swaggering confidence for days. 670 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,880 Sus. 671 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,040 Suspicious. 672 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,240 You just don't act like I'm saying anything about Joe 673 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,200 that you haven't said about Kyle. 674 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,400 Oh, from Futema Medical. 675 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,960 No, not Racecar Kyle. 676 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,240 I love Racecar Kyle, too. 677 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,680 Yeah, Racecar Kyle's a great guy. 678 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,800 He performed my wedding stuff. 679 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,600 Yeah, his door, his dad's door is on my wall. 680 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,560 Someday we will figure out how to fucking have video 681 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,040 and they will see the door. 682 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,200 Today is not that day. 683 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,520 Today is not that day. 684 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,040 Well, it's much like PND Rock said before he died. 685 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,280 Somehow, someway, we're going to make it out of the hood someday. 686 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,240 Who the fuck is PND Rock? 687 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,520 He's a man who's dead. 688 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,040 The good news is somehow, someway, he did briefly 689 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,600 made out of the hood before he was murdered. 690 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,000 He made a lot of money. 691 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,720 Did he not continue to live in the hood? 692 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,280 I assume not. 693 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,200 If I made a bunch of money, I would not live in the hood. 694 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,840 I would actually move directly to the hood 695 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,640 if I made a lot of money. 696 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,920 I won $12 on a Powerball. 697 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,720 How was that? 698 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,200 Three days ago. 699 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,520 I was at the gas station the other day, 700 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,600 and there was a guy there who was redeeming his three scratch 701 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,840 off tickets for $8. 702 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,240 And it took him 45 minutes or so. 703 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:01,960 I hate that shit. 704 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,760 You got like a fucking old guy with a walker scratching. 705 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,040 There is one register. 706 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,120 Fucking move. 707 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,400 Yeah, that shit pisses me off. 708 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,760 I was actually at the gas station the other day, 709 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,280 the one right down from your house. 710 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,080 And Eric Church happened to be there at the same time, 711 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,160 and he was begging me to come on the podcast. 712 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,520 And I punched him right in the nose. 713 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,880 And then I went up to the register 714 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,960 after the guy went through. 715 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,920 And it was this, I go to that gas station all the time. 716 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,400 And the chicken. 717 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,440 The one closer to your house or further from your house? 718 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,960 It's the Circle K. That's right past the Circle K. 719 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:33,760 That's next to my house. 720 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,920 So there's two Circle Ks across the street. 721 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:35,920 So it's the one further from the house. 722 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,320 Yeah. 723 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,800 It was the one that we went to. 724 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,560 There was the cashier. 725 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,360 I see her every day. 726 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,520 She looks terrifying. 727 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,760 She's a fairly large and appears to be muscular woman 728 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,960 with face tattoos. 729 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,120 Every time she sees me, she just looks horrified. 730 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:56,160 Like the customer before me comes through, 731 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:56,760 she's all cool. 732 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,240 And then I look at the register, she goes, huh? 733 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,240 Shit's her pants. 734 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,800 I have been nothing but polite to you. 735 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,520 Will your child enjoy this? 736 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,520 Is she old enough to color a magnet? 737 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,160 She would destroy that in a matter of seconds. 738 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:10,920 Wired about it. 739 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,840 Well, fuck. 740 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,200 Good luck. 741 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,440 It's going to be your mess to clean up, I guess. 742 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,560 I don't really care. 743 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,800 At least it's not something that explodes. 744 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,720 Like if you got me that kinetic sand stuff, I would be. 745 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,840 The thing is, I don't know what's 746 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,040 the fuck to buy a two-year-old. 747 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,560 I have the same problem with my nieces and nephews. 748 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,880 Like I don't know what to get you. 749 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,120 Would I buy you like a fucking a cookie? 750 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,880 I went to the Dollar Tree and I found 751 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,960 it a cool stuffed animal. 752 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,840 I was like, ah, this thing's. 753 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,080 I thought about stuffed animals. 754 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,600 This thing's squishy. 755 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,680 I was like, well, her mother is an art person. 756 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,280 So maybe she would like to art things with magnets and stuff. 757 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,120 Ironically, the. 758 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:42,880 And it kind of looks like an animal. 759 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,280 What? 760 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,680 I got some little necklace thingies 761 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,920 to hang on the ceiling for a decoration. 762 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,360 And she appreciated those much more than any gift 763 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,520 she's received. 764 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,200 Interesting. 765 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:54,920 So. 766 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,240 Kids are weird like that. 767 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,480 You buy them a fucking intricate playset 768 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,920 and they're like, actually, I'd like this fucking spoon. 769 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,960 Dude, you could drop. 770 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,000 I found under the stove. 771 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,400 I don't understand, right? 772 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,880 Realistically, between myself, my wife, 773 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,480 and her various family members, an easy $500 774 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,280 has been dropped on birthdays and Christmas. 775 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,160 Sure. 776 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,080 You know what the kid wants? 777 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,000 A bag of fucking cheese, man. 778 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,440 We gave her a bag of shredded cheddar. 779 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,080 She would be the happiest baby on this planet. 780 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,640 Hell, yeah, brother. 781 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,320 But we're out here like, OK, and this 782 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,200 is like an intricate 300 piece wooden place. 783 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,440 Buy her the fucking mozzarella. 784 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,920 It's what we know she wants. 785 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,120 Why are we not getting it to her? 786 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,680 It's like, well, that's not a memorable gift. 787 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,240 Fuck yeah. 788 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,440 You're going to remember the birthday 789 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,280 when you got 8 pounds of cheese. 790 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,000 You're going to remember that for the rest of your life. 791 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,720 Cheese is expensive these days too, man. 792 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,000 That'd be a good gift. 793 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,040 Not just for her, but for you guys. 794 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,200 You don't even need a lot of it. 795 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,200 Does she eat the cheese? 796 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,880 Yeah. 797 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,320 She's fucking pounding that shit. 798 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,120 Hell, yeah, brother. 799 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,000 $3 with the cheese would make her weak. 800 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,280 Sure, sure. 801 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,720 But now. 802 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,000 I do be fucking with cheese. 803 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,760 Are you doing the carnivore diet with me? 804 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,440 No, I'm doing an actual gain weight diet. 805 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,040 Fucking wiener. 806 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,480 Maybe someday when I feel that I'm actually in good shape, 807 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,480 then I'll try the carnivore diet. 808 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,320 But right now, I'm like, OK, I need to actually get in shape. 809 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,000 I'm tired of being a skinny little fuck. 810 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,360 Boo. 811 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,800 Skinny little fucks forever. 812 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,320 No, no, that's not something I can condone. 813 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,000 Why not? 814 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,040 Because I'm trying to be like Joe, dude. 815 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,080 Is Joe big? 816 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,040 Joe's massive. 817 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,160 He works at a fucking dental clinic? 818 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:30,760 No, no. 819 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,360 He just used it at the dentist with me. 820 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,160 Probably getting his pearly whites worked on. 821 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,840 I imagine it takes an entire team, 822 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,280 like a NASCAR pit crew in there. 823 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,560 He probably goes to the dentist's office, 824 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,880 and or not like, not the dentist's office. 825 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,080 He goes out to eat. 826 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,200 Like, I guys ate corn. 827 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,040 I got stuff between my teeth. 828 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,840 And they just hop out of there, emerge 829 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,200 in their little flame retardant suits. 830 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,880 And they just, choo choo, choo choo choo choo. 831 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,200 Hey, what was the website you were 832 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,640 using to make those fucking AI things the other day? 833 00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,280 The pictures. 834 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,320 Bing. 835 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,200 Bing has an AI? 836 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,400 Yeah, it's actually really good. 837 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,280 It's free? 838 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:04,800 Yeah. 839 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,640 Microsoft Bing and ChatGPT? 840 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,000 Bing AI. 841 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,160 I would just type that in. 842 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,760 Yeah, it worked really well. 843 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:11,800 You do have a limit. 844 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,960 I think it's like 20 straight out the gate. 845 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,480 So I burned through 15 of them immediately. 846 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,160 It was just goofiness, obviously. 847 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:18,760 Sure, sure. 848 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,400 I'm going to go pee. 849 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,600 Can you pull up the right one? 850 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,080 Yep. 851 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:23,680 Boom. 852 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,000 Back. 853 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,400 The party is still over. 854 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,560 What are you searching, bud? 855 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,160 I'm so sorry. 856 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,560 What are you searching, my friend, my amigo, my guy, 857 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,960 my dude? 858 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,080 I had a hombre. 859 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,640 I got to make sure I spell this word right. 860 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,360 I don't think I am. 861 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,160 What are you making? 862 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,680 Spell committed. 863 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:44,200 C-O-M-M-I-T-I-N-G? 864 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:44,720 I don't know. 865 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,120 I added an extra T. 866 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,640 I don't know what's wrong. 867 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,240 What are you? 868 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,360 Oh, I was right the first time. 869 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,120 We're back on the air, my man. 870 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,080 You've got to say words. 871 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:53,840 I am saying words. 872 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,200 OK, well, you've got to say coherent words. 873 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,040 You don't want to hear, how about a, hey, how about a, 874 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,400 hm, hm, hm. 875 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,200 No, you talk. 876 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,000 OK. 877 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:06,960 So I was at home today, and it was pretty cool. 878 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,680 You had to have a fucking Microsoft account? 879 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:10,640 I don't think so. 880 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,520 I didn't. 881 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,120 Do you need an email? 882 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,760 Just type in the podcast email. 883 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,640 I did it when work. 884 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,800 Well, that's a bummer. 885 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,640 Preview, maybe? 886 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,040 No, can't do that. 887 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,880 We need to learn how to edit. 888 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,160 Say I think sucks. 889 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,040 What? 890 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,280 What is this? 891 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,200 Eric Church being rude. 892 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,320 Eric Church is a saint. 893 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,120 I get it. 894 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,440 They know what's up. 895 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:36,960 What? 896 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,000 Kitty Diddler. 897 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,040 Kitty what? 898 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:39,800 Kitty Diddler. 899 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,440 Who? 900 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,400 Oh, oh, I see you. 901 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,880 OK. 902 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,160 Barry. 903 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,120 Oh, fucking church. 904 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,000 That's what it looked like. 905 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:48,560 I got you. 906 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,360 Jesus. 907 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,040 I hate it. 908 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,800 Yep. 909 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,120 Anyways, wild tangent here. 910 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,760 What do you think about David Goggins? 911 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,240 I got no beef with David Goggins. 912 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:58,880 I don't love him. 913 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,120 I was really into him like five years ago, 914 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,320 like when I was fresh out of boot camp. 915 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,480 Like David Goggins is the fucking man. 916 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,400 Now listen to his shit. 917 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,880 It's like he just says fuck a lot. 918 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:09,920 He's like the rest of us. 919 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,160 And he runs. 920 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,480 He's a bad ass motherfucker. 921 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,320 Don't get me wrong. 922 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,600 But like I don't need his content that much. 923 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:19,280 If I'm ever like I absolutely don't want to go work out, 924 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,360 but I know I need to, I'll watch like three minutes of David 925 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:21,880 Goggins. 926 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,640 It's like, all right, I'm a fucking loser. 927 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,240 I should go work out. 928 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,520 But I don't ingest his content often. 929 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,520 I'm not denying that he's a hard dude for sure. 930 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,040 But like he's so cheesy, man. 931 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,040 He's like he's going to be in some dude's corner 932 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,960 for this next UFC fight that's coming up, right, 933 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,800 for UFC 296. 934 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,920 Yeah, you trained the guy. 935 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,520 Did he really? 936 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,040 Yeah. 937 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:40,600 Good for him. 938 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,520 That's pretty cool. 939 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,400 But like what's he going to do? 940 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,000 Imagine you're beating the shit out of somebody. 941 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 It's your who's going to carry the boats. 942 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,720 And then they do nothing. 943 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,800 They just continue to sit there and be punched. 944 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:57,880 Like his stuff's just so cheesy, man. 945 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,600 I suppose. 946 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,920 Like I'm just cool that he's doing well for himself. 947 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,520 Power to the guy. 948 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,880 Like I don't care who carries the boats. 949 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,520 What does that even mean? 950 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,160 Somebody's got to carry the boats, dude. 951 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:08,480 Why? 952 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,680 If there's fucking boats. 953 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,760 The water will carry. 954 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,080 The whole purpose of boats is they're carried by water. 955 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,760 They've got to get to the water, dummy. 956 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,680 Are they going to walk there? 957 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,000 You fucking idiot. 958 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,440 His stuff doesn't make any sense. 959 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,920 I ran 400 miles. 960 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,040 I weighed 399 pounds. 961 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,880 All the bones in my feet broken. 962 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,680 I couldn't get done running. 963 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,320 Go to the hospital. 964 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,880 What are you doing? 965 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,080 I searched big red guy fighting Joey Chestnut. 966 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,640 This is not what I expected to come out of it. 967 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,000 Well, that is you. 968 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,400 True. 969 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,480 We got to save these. 970 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,640 Does it store these? 971 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,720 Do I get to keep them? 972 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,040 Yeah, they should have like a memory thing. 973 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:49,640 OK. 974 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,040 What else should I search? 975 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,160 I don't know. 976 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,400 Who's going to carry the boats? 977 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,680 Tell me who's carrying the boats. 978 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,840 Find out for me, please. 979 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,080 I want to see who is carrying the boats. 980 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,200 Creating. 981 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,640 So I only get 15 for free. 982 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,880 That's silly. 983 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,560 I got 20. 984 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,040 I don't know. 985 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,520 Maybe it's just blowing up and I have 986 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,320 like a grandfathered account. 987 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,120 I don't know. 988 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,080 But needless to say, I'm part of the crew. 989 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:12,680 OK. 990 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,440 Part of the ship, part of the crew. 991 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,640 I'm not a fan of AI. 992 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,600 I wish it didn't exist. 993 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:16,840 Oh, yeah. 994 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,920 I think we all were like, oh, this is scary. 995 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:20,360 Oh, my god. 996 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,400 David Goggins was wrong. 997 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,040 What do you say? 998 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,880 It would appear that everybody collectively 999 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,640 carries the boats. 1000 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,080 Not one person. 1001 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,800 Oh, Dave, you got it all backwards. 1002 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,840 Look at that village coming together to carry the boat. 1003 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,440 It takes a fucking village, David. 1004 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,520 It takes a damn village. 1005 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,320 I got a lot of questions about David Goggins. 1006 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,440 Such as? 1007 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,520 Is he stupid? 1008 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,800 You have one of that before you. 1009 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,120 I would never say this out to his face because it terrifies me. 1010 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,280 I think he would rip either of us directly in half. 1011 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:57,840 Yeah, he would do that Mortal Kombat move where he just 1012 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,880 punched into your chest and grabs your heart. 1013 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,200 But he's just. 1014 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,920 God, they won't let me do anything. 1015 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,160 There comes a point where you're like, dude, 1016 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,720 that can't be good for you. 1017 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,840 I ran 900 miles today. 1018 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,360 Why did you do that? 1019 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,800 You're poor joints. 1020 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,640 Dude, his bad ass is fucked. 1021 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,280 I don't have the mental strength to do that, do you? 1022 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:31,000 I have neither the mental strength nor the joints, mainly. 1023 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,600 You know his knees are just sitting there just, help us. 1024 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,440 Yeah, his knees have. 1025 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,080 That's the thing. 1026 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,320 His knees have no cartilage anymore. 1027 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,680 His knees are just bone on bone. 1028 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,720 But the doctors are like, hey, man, 1029 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,760 if you get a knee replacement, you 1030 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,600 won't be able to run anymore. 1031 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,560 He's like, nah, fuck that. 1032 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,200 Got to keep running. 1033 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,720 Who's going to carry the boats? 1034 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,520 Like, his knees are just bone on bone. 1035 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,000 Brother, swim. 1036 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,320 He probably does. 1037 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:52,920 You know what? 1038 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,600 David Goggins would be just as cool 1039 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,800 if he swam 1,000 miles a day as he 1040 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,000 would be if he ran 1,000 miles a day. 1041 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,800 Arguably cooler, because whenever I'm running, 1042 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,660 I can take a minute and breathe. 1043 00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:06,200 Whenever I'm swimming, if I take a minute, I will die. 1044 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,560 So when you're swimming, you can't just stop swimming. 1045 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,680 You had no choice but to just swim. 1046 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,880 If David Goggins swam across Michigan to Canada, 1047 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,520 that would be cool. 1048 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,560 That would be hard. 1049 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,720 And that would be a feat of fitness. 1050 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:27,040 Not a feat of like, but I'm not saying 1051 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,960 running ultra-marathons isn't a feat of fitness. 1052 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,720 But it's got to be just foolish. 1053 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:35,200 It's taking a toll on your body, brother. 1054 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,760 I suppose. 1055 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,640 I mean, obviously, he's taking a toll on his body. 1056 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:43,200 But he's pretty well regarded as one of the fucking toughest 1057 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,680 guys. 1058 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,560 That's a fucking cool reputation. 1059 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,840 At what point do you lie? 1060 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,320 I'm tough. 1061 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,000 And in fucking 30 years, he's going 1062 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,920 to be regarded as one of the crippledest guys. 1063 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,920 Like, it's going to come a point where he just cannot move. 1064 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,520 Army of well-trained, bulletproof bears 1065 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,040 being led to the Vatican by a handsome redhead. 1066 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,040 That is you. 1067 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,760 That is indeed an army. 1068 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,240 I like that one right there. 1069 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,200 That's my favorite one. 1070 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,960 The guy dressed as a bear. 1071 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:14,960 Yeah, I like that too. 1072 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,640 That's just a dude named Mishko you picked up along the way. 1073 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,560 Hell yeah, brother. 1074 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,360 The pope is quaking in his boots as we speak. 1075 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,360 Well, he shouldn't be. 1076 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,360 The pope has no reason to fear. 1077 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,480 I'm not coming with the pope. 1078 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,080 The Swiss Guard, as we speak, they're looking at their pikes 1079 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,080 like, hey, guys. 1080 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,120 Oh, shit. 1081 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,920 Can we maybe update these? 1082 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,000 And they're like, to what? 1083 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,840 The bears are already bulletproof. 1084 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,120 What are we going to upgrade them to? 1085 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,640 And they're like, oh, boy. 1086 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,880 Oh, fuck. 1087 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,840 They're sitting there like, so what are they? 1088 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,320 They're coming for the pope, right? 1089 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,640 We're going to die defending the pope? 1090 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,680 No, they don't care about the pope. 1091 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,760 They only want you. 1092 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,640 That's even scarier. 1093 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,760 Oh, that's the one. 1094 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,680 Go get yourself a beret, brother. 1095 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,560 I like that one too. 1096 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,760 I like that one. 1097 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,120 It's me in a suit with my National Defense Service 1098 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,600 Medal. 1099 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,680 What's that in his hand? 1100 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,480 Is it a gun? 1101 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:15,200 I think it's a poorly generated gun, yeah. 1102 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,400 Interesting. 1103 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,680 What else have we talked about on this podcast? 1104 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,480 Imagine being what? 1105 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,400 A Swiss Guardsman. 1106 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,560 You're like, at least I'll die doing what I signed up for, 1107 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,360 defending the pope. 1108 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,560 They're like, no, no, no. 1109 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,760 From bears? 1110 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:28,880 We don't care about the pope. 1111 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,800 We only want you. 1112 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,800 And they're like, so if I just resigned right now, 1113 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,760 I wouldn't be killed by an army of bears? 1114 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,760 Well, that's the thing. 1115 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:38,880 It depends. 1116 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,520 Are they going to keep wearing that fucking dorky outfit? 1117 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,320 They're going to keep wearing that fucking dorky outfit. 1118 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,480 They're going down. 1119 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:49,000 You're telling me right now, if I just changed clothes, 1120 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,760 you would spare me this horrible, horrible death? 1121 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,440 And resign, but yeah. 1122 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,120 That's correct. 1123 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,880 He's looking at his buddy like Luigi. 1124 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,280 I don't know, man. 1125 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,000 This seems like a pretty straightforward thing. 1126 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,120 Yeah, but who's going to carry the boats? 1127 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,080 And then, of course, Luigi is horrifically 1128 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,360 mulled with by bears and torn apart in front of our friend 1129 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,080 Mario's eyes. 1130 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:16,000 And Mario thinks to himself, man, maybe I should just 1131 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,440 go to my locker, grab my sweatpants. 1132 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,240 Interesting. 1133 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:25,040 But I like the ultimatum, being set before him. 1134 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,760 Do you quit your job and change clothes, 1135 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,920 or do you be torn to shreds by bears? 1136 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,440 It's a pretty straightforward request, 1137 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,840 and one that I think is quite reasonable. 1138 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,040 What are you searching for, and why are you giggling? 1139 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,600 I'm giggling at what you said. 1140 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,120 Thank you. 1141 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,240 I'm a giggle-inducing guy. 1142 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,160 You know how I be. 1143 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,040 But I am, once again, trying to get it 1144 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,480 to make a thing of a red-headed guy fighting Joey Chestnut. 1145 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,000 If the first one didn't work. 1146 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,600 Looked like fucking. 1147 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,680 The red Gumby attacking Joey Chestnut. 1148 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,640 Well, this is gay. 1149 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,440 What do we got? 1150 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,760 That guy's handsome. 1151 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,600 I like how that guy's eating a cheeseburger. 1152 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,760 I like that, too, but it's not funny Joey Chestnut. 1153 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,640 That's a nice little touch. 1154 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,520 They got the Joey Chestnut in spirit. 1155 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,360 I did the same prompt, but without Fritiarity in it. 1156 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,400 And it told me it was blocked, so I added Fritiarity, 1157 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,520 and it made this. 1158 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,480 Fucking stupid. 1159 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,280 What's Joey Chestnut's next big event? 1160 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:27,080 Can we go there and really get this hype going? 1161 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:27,800 Jelly Roll. 1162 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,960 I don't want to show up and be like, 1163 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,880 I'm going to fucking fight you, because I'll get arrested. 1164 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,200 Jelly Roll got started by dissing Waffle House, 1165 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,240 and now he's one of the biggest country. 1166 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,080 Is that actually how? 1167 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:36,520 Yeah. 1168 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,680 His first album, because I'm a fucking OG fan. 1169 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,880 His first album was a giant Waffle House diss track. 1170 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,520 But is that what put him on the map? 1171 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,160 Or was it fucking 20 years later that he top fiveed? 1172 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,800 It was 20 years of pretty good music. 1173 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,600 But you know what? 1174 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,720 That's how you got to get started. 1175 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,240 That's how you got to get started. 1176 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,760 And there was a small following. 1177 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,400 What have you created? 1178 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,080 It was fucking, I scrolled up on the net, 1179 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,560 and went into a different Bing thing. 1180 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,760 I was like, how can I help you? 1181 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,320 He was like, well, I'm trying to search it, 1182 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,600 but you won't let me. 1183 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,080 What do you? 1184 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:07,600 What? 1185 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,320 I don't know. 1186 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,120 I'm not sure what was going on with that one at all. 1187 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,960 Pah, pah, pah. 1188 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,640 Mm. 1189 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,280 Unfortunately, Joey Chestnut does not 1190 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:21,000 have any sort of tour list. 1191 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,040 However, what's the hot dog thing that he'd? 1192 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,640 Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Contest. 1193 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,320 Yeah. 1194 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,560 It's in seven months. 1195 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,000 Or like that. 1196 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,800 I don't know. 1197 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,400 Start training, brother. 1198 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:32,880 Me? 1199 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,560 I don't want to be a competitive eater. 1200 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,360 You'll know it to fight Joey Chestnut. 1201 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,600 Imagine you're Joey Chestnut. 1202 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,000 You've eaten 8,000 calories in hot dogs, 1203 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,400 and it's a big old red guy that comes to you. 1204 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,120 Sparta kicks you in the gut. 1205 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,320 I'm not just going to fight him. 1206 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,520 I want him to be sanctioned. 1207 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,440 You projectile vomit. 1208 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,760 I'm not threatening him. 1209 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:54,880 You just vomit hot dogs right at you like it's a Pokemon attack. 1210 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,640 Tell on July 4th. 1211 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,600 Well, that's an issue, because obviously I'm 1212 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:04,120 going to be at Willie Nelson's July 4th picnic on July 4th. 1213 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,040 Conflict of schedules. 1214 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,520 Can you make both? 1215 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:07,960 Perhaps. 1216 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,080 Can you assault Joey Chestnut and then? 1217 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,520 Beat the shit out of Joey Chestnut 1218 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,760 and show up to a 90-year-old guy's concert? 1219 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,920 91-year-old guy's concert? 1220 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,520 I imagine if you just go up to the sign 1221 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,720 and it says, like, Willie, I just assaulted Joey Chestnut. 1222 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:20,600 Can I have a hug? 1223 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,280 I think they'd kick me out. 1224 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,320 Well, maybe. 1225 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:24,920 Potentially. 1226 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:25,680 Maybe I got. 1227 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,520 That guy's committed. 1228 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,280 Is that a felony? 1229 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:28,800 That's a felony. 1230 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,240 That's a felony. 1231 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,440 That guy just committed a felony. 1232 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:35,200 Get him out of here before he kills this American icon, 1233 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:35,960 which would be fair. 1234 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,480 Can we just create enough of like, 1235 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,240 can we just be threatening enough that one day the FBI has 1236 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,080 to sit down with Joey Chestnut and be like, 1237 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,760 we believe you are in danger? 1238 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,840 I'm not trying to. 1239 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,440 I'm not going to surprise attack him. 1240 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,160 I would like him to have a sanctioned fight with me 1241 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,400 like an adult. 1242 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,400 Let's call Dana White. 1243 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,640 Let's start messaging him. 1244 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,080 I don't think Dana White will talk to us. 1245 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,360 That man is like a billionaire. 1246 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:05,840 He set aside his money for Mark Zuckerberg and that other guy. 1247 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,760 Two of the most famous people on the earth, yep. 1248 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,280 You're telling me right now. 1249 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,640 I don't think he gives a shit about us. 1250 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,160 You're telling me right now that Dana White wouldn't 1251 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,960 go out of his way to arrange a massive UFC fight for a guy 1252 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,280 who eats hot dogs and a guy no one's ever met. 1253 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,080 Correct. 1254 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,600 That is exactly what I'm telling you. 1255 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,480 Bullshit. 1256 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,160 How much does Joey Chestnut weigh? 1257 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:26,920 You're thinking a sanctioned fight. 1258 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,360 We looked it up. 1259 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,160 He was like 220. 1260 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:28,560 OK, yeah. 1261 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,880 So in a sanctioned fight, you'd be in the same weight class. 1262 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:30,560 Good, good. 1263 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,080 Cool, cool. 1264 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,840 He's what, everything over like 207's heavyweight? 1265 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,360 Yeah. 1266 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:34,760 I think 207's. 1267 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,640 That's ridiculous. 1268 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,280 Right, dude? 1269 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,320 And the cutoff is 260. 1270 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,600 Do you know what light heavyweight is? 1271 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,800 It's 200 to 205. 1272 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,760 Fucking what? 1273 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:50,120 And then heavyweight is 205 or higher to 265 pounds. 1274 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,040 That's massive. 1275 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,800 You could be fighting like a decent sized NFL linebacker 1276 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,880 and just be like a normal guy. 1277 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,720 Yeah. 1278 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,360 That's terrifying. 1279 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,760 That's ridiculous. 1280 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,800 Like you can tell, like when you look at UFC fighters, 1281 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,640 you can tell the guys who just can't put on 265 pounds 1282 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,560 and have to fight at the lower weight classes. 1283 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,320 Because they're just super, like, super skinny guys that 1284 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,200 should be in high weight classes. 1285 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,840 They probably just can't get to 265. 1286 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:19,280 And they're like, well, guess I'll settle for bantam weight. 1287 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,440 Like it's, I'd like to have a conversation with Dana White 1288 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,920 as to how that occurred. 1289 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,960 And why is there nothing above 265 pounds? 1290 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:33,160 Like, Alistair Overeem, that dude was like an easy like 280 1291 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,520 before we started cutting. 1292 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,200 What do we got? 1293 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,200 What is wrong with this content? 1294 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,680 Kid Rock on an interesting podcast 1295 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,120 with a handsome brown hair. 1296 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:45,000 I think it's the, I think it's Kid Rock. 1297 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,080 What? 1298 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,520 Is Kid Rock not allowed on Bing? 1299 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,680 He's a controversial figure. 1300 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:54,680 But no, I think you can't have actual celebrities. 1301 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,080 Like Joey Chestnut, is he famous? 1302 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,160 Yeah. 1303 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,800 But like not actually, you know? 1304 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,040 Kid Rock, he's a household name. 1305 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,120 Which is a weird sentence to say out loud that I never 1306 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,040 really thought about. 1307 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,120 But man, Kid Rock is a household name. 1308 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,960 Why did you think you would never say that? 1309 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,160 Here's a fucking household name like when we were three. 1310 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:14,600 I know. 1311 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:14,840 I know. 1312 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,160 It's just weird to think of Kid Rock 1313 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,040 as a household name. 1314 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,640 Like think, like you say household name, 1315 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,040 you picture like big star. 1316 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,520 Not white trash Jesus, you know? 1317 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,160 You're really struggling with this, huh? 1318 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,640 What do you got? 1319 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,960 Same shit. 1320 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,200 Still using the word Kid Rock? 1321 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:32,720 No. 1322 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,000 I tried to do it. 1323 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,560 I tried to have it do Donald Trump. 1324 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,400 But I put the 45th president. 1325 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,160 Yeah, yeah. 1326 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,760 You can't. 1327 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,400 Why not? 1328 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,760 I don't think you're going to weasel around this one, brother. 1329 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,520 Why not? 1330 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,680 Well, they probably have liabilities to worry about. 1331 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,720 If I created an AI image like Beyonce spitting on an orphan 1332 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:51,560 and then put it on the internet, like did you 1333 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,400 know Beyonce? 1334 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,480 Because you can hop in there. 1335 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,800 You can be like photorealistic. 1336 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,280 You can choose your style. 1337 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,720 So if I made a photorealistic of Ariana Grande throwing 1338 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,200 her high heels at a homeless man, 1339 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,840 that could do damage to her reputation. 1340 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,120 And I don't think Bing wants to deal with that shit. 1341 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,440 It's fake, though. 1342 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,200 What if it wasn't? 1343 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,400 Just don't be silly. 1344 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,240 Well, if it wasn't, they'd fucking verify 1345 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,080 that it was a real goddamn image. 1346 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,760 No, but what if you looked at it and you 1347 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,800 couldn't tell it was fake? 1348 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,680 Like some of these AIs are realistic, man. 1349 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,920 I don't think Bing wants to be affiliated with the guys who 1350 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,760 accidentally destroyed Ariana Grande's career 1351 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,200 by making her look like someone who's. 1352 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,720 I'm going to try and get this to make a logo for us. 1353 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:28,120 So far I have podcast logo for the party's over. 1354 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,080 What else should I add? 1355 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,560 I would say have it not include any words, 1356 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,920 because their spelling is atrocious. 1357 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,080 No words. 1358 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:37,800 What else? 1359 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,040 A banjo. 1360 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,000 Banjo. 1361 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,160 It's going to be awful. 1362 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,600 Probably. 1363 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,600 You can hop on there and no words banjo. 1364 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,040 OK, you probably could have phrased that better. 1365 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,080 They typically respond best to like actual sentences. 1366 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,720 Oh, bummer. 1367 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:57,200 Just you know. 1368 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,840 It's fucking sick. 1369 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,840 I don't like the fact that it has words. 1370 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:04,960 Yeah, that's true. 1371 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,640 The parties are I mean, it looks all right. 1372 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,920 It's just the two T's. 1373 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,600 That's cool. 1374 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,400 Shit, that top one. 1375 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,680 If we can take that and have a. 1376 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,880 Hey, what's Meg doing? 1377 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,120 Can Meg make digital art? 1378 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,840 I would assume maybe. 1379 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,000 Honestly, we could use that one. 1380 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,680 That's pretty fucking sick. 1381 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,680 It's super fucking sick. 1382 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,600 Unfortunately, it has atrocious spelling. 1383 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,040 I mean, that's no good. 1384 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,680 We could take that out and just fucking add something in there. 1385 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,920 And we just need to get rid of two. 1386 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,680 The party's over is correct. 1387 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,920 How can a spell party's over correct in this one? 1388 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,160 But then this one gets two T's. 1389 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,520 This one gets two T's. 1390 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:48,440 This one also has why does it have two T's everywhere? 1391 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,840 What capacity makes them think two T's is necessary? 1392 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,080 These are decent, though. 1393 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:53,920 They're all really good. 1394 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,560 If they could fucking spell. 1395 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,320 If we just gave this to somebody that knows how to do 1396 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,240 digital art, they could probably just recreate it better. 1397 00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:01,200 Fortunately, we know hundreds of people who can do digital art. 1398 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,000 You could just pay somebody to do it. 1399 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,680 I don't want to spend money. 1400 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,320 I'm willing to spend money if it's good. 1401 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,600 Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. 1402 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,960 Our fucking podcast intro by goddamn Banjo Wookie 1403 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:11,960 is fucking kick ass. 1404 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,000 I paid 50 bucks for it. 1405 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,080 Shout out to Banjo Wookie. 1406 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,400 That guy are the guy. 1407 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,600 I fucking love that guy. 1408 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,280 We could probably find just a freelance guy that's 1409 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,840 willing to take like 50 bucks to make a kick ass podcast. 1410 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,680 Probably realistic. 1411 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:29,600 You know what we could do that might actually be just as good? 1412 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,720 Let's go a fucking tattoo artist. 1413 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,640 But we want it digital. 1414 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,240 We could probably we probably get like a digital sketch of it. 1415 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:41,400 Like I went to my tattoo artist and I was like, 1416 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,160 this is what I want. 1417 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,440 Here's a picture of what I kind of want it to look like. 1418 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,760 And like three days later, he takes me back a picture of this. 1419 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,200 What's up? 1420 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,040 Like they do it all online now. 1421 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:57,840 You know, most of them, they have to make it on iPads 1422 00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:01,320 to put on the stenciling machine because it's all stenciled 1423 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,280 digitally. 1424 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,480 We could probably just have a tattoo artist do it. 1425 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,040 I can message my fucking skull guy. 1426 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,160 Well, this is really annoying. 1427 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,000 I specifically asked it to have no words and the same thing. 1428 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,160 That's kind of cool. 1429 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,600 That was actually entirely correct. 1430 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:20,560 It is. 1431 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:21,240 We can use that one. 1432 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:21,920 Yeah, I like that one. 1433 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,440 Wait, wait. 1434 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,760 Oh, no, that's what that's wrong, too. 1435 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,120 Yeah, let's go for that one for a while. 1436 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,920 That one's kind of correct as well. 1437 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,000 The V and the E are together, though, which is weird. 1438 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,600 Yeah. 1439 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,240 Like pretty is over. 1440 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:35,400 Do you want me to message one of my tattoo guys? 1441 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,240 How much are we going to have to pay for it? 1442 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:37,960 I can ask him. 1443 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:38,640 Sure, as well. 1444 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,160 Cool, man. 1445 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,360 Yeah, we'll do so. 1446 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,000 Is this our new logo for the time being? 1447 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,640 For the time being, I think we should dance around, 1448 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,480 find something new. 1449 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,400 But I like us having an actual logo, not just 1450 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,080 a picture of a bunch of beer cans. 1451 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,680 Because I think that's what scared away 1452 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,920 Tolkien fan, whoever he or she may be. 1453 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,000 I enjoy this a lot, actually. 1454 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:56,720 I agree. 1455 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:57,800 That's all right with me. 1456 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,000 Unfortunately, that is neither one of us. 1457 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,840 So I feel like it should have us in it. 1458 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,680 I don't think there's anything wrong with it. 1459 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:04,880 Fair enough, fair enough. 1460 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,120 Just a dude chilling? 1461 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:06,920 Yeah, just a dude chilling. 1462 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,120 Bing chilling, as they say. 1463 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,600 Bing chilling? 1464 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,160 Unfortunately, bring it back up. 1465 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:11,660 What? 1466 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,160 Where's the fifth string on that banjo? 1467 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,360 There's four string banjos. 1468 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:18,880 That's the thing. 1469 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:19,760 Bull fucking shit. 1470 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,400 No one plays four string banjos. 1471 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,320 You show me someone who plays a four string banjo, 1472 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,760 and I'll spit in their face. 1473 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,640 I don't care enough to work it up. 1474 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,320 They do exist, but if you play it, you deserve to die. 1475 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,240 Unless Banjo Wookie played a four string banjo, 1476 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,800 in which case I appreciate you. 1477 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,880 But if you're an average guy playing a four string banjo, 1478 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,320 stop that right now. 1479 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,760 You make me sick to my stomach. 1480 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:45,080 I think being a good banjo player would be a really good flex. 1481 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,520 Unfortunately, I just have no desire to practice the banjo 1482 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:48,040 ever. 1483 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,080 So I just have this banjo. 1484 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,720 It sits under my bed. 1485 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,240 Never to be played. 1486 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,400 I'm just going to keep making this more complicated 1487 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,280 and see what it gives me. 1488 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,280 OK. 1489 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,680 I added us. 1490 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,440 Oh, well, that's not going to go well. 1491 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,640 Well, handsome brown haired man, handsome red haired man. 1492 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,520 It's going to be like a photorealistic of two massive 1493 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,000 bearded men making out. 1494 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,200 And it's going to be like, ah. 1495 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,400 It's not good. 1496 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,920 That's actually not bad. 1497 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,040 The party is over. 1498 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,840 OK, well, that one's right. 1499 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,600 We just need a third guy with a beard. 1500 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,880 Or we need to grow a beard and get a guy without a beard. 1501 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,640 That works, too. 1502 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,160 I like how these two guys are shirtless, 1503 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:35,000 and this guy is wearing a full black tie tie. 1504 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Sure. 1505 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,760 I don't like the way he's touching that. 1506 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,440 Yeah, that's a little intimate. 1507 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,320 It's got six strings. 1508 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,200 Banjo guitar thing. 1509 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,800 Why is that guy shirtless? 1510 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,080 Those two aren't. 1511 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,960 Well, if that black haired guy who's shirtless 1512 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,760 had more tattoos, he could be me if he was skinnier. 1513 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,160 Because I very rarely wear a shirt. 1514 00:49:55,160 --> 00:50:01,920 Because I like making others uncomfortable. 1515 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,360 OK, too long of a pause there. 1516 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,480 What are you searching up for now? 1517 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:09,520 I'm adding with tattoos, and I'm putting only two men. 1518 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,840 Well, now it's going to give us both tattoos. 1519 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:12,440 That's fine. 1520 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,080 OK. 1521 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,040 You going to get tatted up? 1522 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,480 Fully inked? 1523 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,920 If you had tattoos, you would be a terrifying man. 1524 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,200 I do plan to get. 1525 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,320 I'd like to do like, what's this, a quarter sleeve? 1526 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:25,840 Yeah. 1527 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,280 I'd like to get a quarter sleeve at some point. 1528 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,320 I don't know what I want, and I don't 1529 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,080 want to pay for it right now. 1530 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,520 But at some point, I'd like that. 1531 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,920 I would also like to get in shape before I do it. 1532 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:33,840 Fair enough, fair enough. 1533 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,840 If you got inked, you would be scary. 1534 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,360 Why? 1535 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,520 Because you're large and red. 1536 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,680 What's with the three guys? 1537 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:45,040 I specifically asked for two with only two men. 1538 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,560 Well, that's actually not bad. 1539 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:47,440 Do you want to be the? 1540 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,400 It's super douchey. 1541 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,320 It's super douchey. 1542 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:54,040 I like how they made me have salt and pepper hair. 1543 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,360 I do like that. 1544 00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,640 Because sometimes I begin stressed, 1545 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,120 and I get a little salt and peppery. 1546 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,360 I've noticed it a time or two. 1547 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,120 Your hair doesn't change color, does it? 1548 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:05,680 A little bit. 1549 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,480 Whenever I'm particularly stressed, 1550 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,920 I'll go in the bathroom one day, and I'll be like, oh. 1551 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:10,880 I'm graying. 1552 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:11,480 Interesting. 1553 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,120 Yeah. 1554 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,840 Yeah. 1555 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,360 But it's not a normal occurrence. 1556 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,880 Do you ever hear change color? 1557 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,760 If you get a lot of sun, does it turn blonde or anything like that? 1558 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,720 Yeah, it'll lighten out. 1559 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,440 But I don't stress change color. 1560 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,440 I think that's more of a dark-haired person thing. 1561 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:24,960 Yeah. 1562 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:25,920 I've never seen any. 1563 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,280 I mean, I guess I really wouldn't know if a blonde person was 1564 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:29,960 turning white hair. 1565 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:30,520 Yeah. 1566 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,840 I mean, my dad's hair is a gray now. 1567 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,160 But he used to be a ginger? 1568 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:35,480 Yeah. 1569 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:36,000 Oh. 1570 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,760 I guess I've only known him with gray hair. 1571 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,520 Gingers either go gray or like toe-headed. 1572 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,680 What does that even mean? 1573 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,640 Baby, baby, baby. 1574 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:44,680 I like where this is at. 1575 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,400 I like where that's headed a lot. 1576 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,600 I added mandolin and it did this. 1577 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,080 OK. 1578 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,040 Well, hey, you know what? 1579 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,240 It's got the head of a mandolin, but it's a guitar. 1580 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,200 Also wrong people. 1581 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,120 Well, yes. 1582 00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,200 I like that one. 1583 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,000 That one looks super doozy, but I like it a lot. 1584 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000 Look at it. 1585 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,240 That's super cool, actually. 1586 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:07,000 What's up with the banjo? 1587 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,120 Does it matter? 1588 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:09,720 I suppose not. 1589 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,040 Why is it on a phone? 1590 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:11,560 Who cares? 1591 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:12,600 Or it's a podcast. 1592 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,080 It's cool. 1593 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:14,600 I like it. 1594 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,560 I think we could rotate through all of these 1595 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,760 and just be super doozy about it. 1596 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,200 You want to just use all of these horribly generated AI 1597 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,480 images for our part, like our episode pictures 1598 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,160 for next while? 1599 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,800 Sure. 1600 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,280 What else should we add? 1601 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,160 Let's restart. 1602 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,920 OK. 1603 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:43,360 Podcast logo with handsome brown-haired man with tattoos 1604 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:54,600 playing the banjo and a handsome red-headed man. 1605 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,240 I want tattoos. 1606 00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:02,040 Playing the mandolin. 1607 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,320 We should put the name in, right? 1608 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,280 The name's been OK. 1609 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,240 Yeah, it's been at least one. 1610 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:06,640 It's gone pretty well. 1611 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,080 We usually get one good winch time. 1612 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,200 For a podcast. 1613 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,800 So if you're listening to this podcast, 1614 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,360 I assume you're listening on Spotify, 1615 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,320 because who the fuck uses Amazon music? 1616 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,040 It is my assumption that we should probably 1617 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,200 stop doing things like this, where we talk about the podcast 1618 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,400 on the podcast. 1619 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,320 If you object to that and you want 1620 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,520 to see more of us talking about or the same amount of us 1621 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,720 talking about the podcast on the podcast, 1622 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:31,880 feel free to hop on that little comment section 1623 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:34,040 on the Spotify episodes and send us a message. 1624 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:34,840 Yeah, shit talkers. 1625 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,360 No balls. 1626 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,080 Or questions, comments, concerns, ideas. 1627 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:44,920 Literally anything besides us making AI art 1628 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:50,240 that you guys cannot see and talking about it on the episode. 1629 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,200 I think that would probably. 1630 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,000 These are all really bad. 1631 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:59,200 Or since, as of right now, December 13, 2023, 1632 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,160 everybody that's listening to us knows us personally. 1633 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,600 You can just reach out and tell us what you want. 1634 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:05,760 Except Meg. 1635 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,240 Meg, if you're listening, we don't 1636 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:07,800 want to hear your opinion. 1637 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,360 Keep it to yourself. 1638 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,600 Correct. 1639 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,000 These are bad. 1640 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,680 Yeah, these all suck. 1641 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,040 What's that one? 1642 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:18,160 If it weren't misspelled, that wouldn't be bad. 1643 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,320 But yeah, if you have ideas. 1644 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,120 I assume you're not going to reach out to us 1645 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:22,880 because you'll forget. 1646 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,080 So just do it right now. 1647 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,720 Hop on the comment section and say, hey, do more of this. 1648 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:28,360 Do less of this. 1649 00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,840 We're trying to actually have a decent podcast here. 1650 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:34,280 So if you have suggestions, ideas, concerns, 1651 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,280 if you have a cousin who happens to be Beyonce 1652 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,920 and she would do us the favor of hopping on here 1653 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,520 for a little while. 1654 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:39,120 Head us up. 1655 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,640 Yeah, these are all just possibilities, prospects. 1656 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,000 We're trying to make a show for the people, not by the people. 1657 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,640 It's by us. 1658 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,280 We're the people. 1659 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,880 We're just normal poor guys. 1660 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:52,880 But one day, we will. 1661 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,200 Here's us jousting. 1662 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,120 What the fuck is this, dude? 1663 00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,200 Why are you in a dress in that picture? 1664 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,640 Don't fucking worry about it, dude. 1665 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,680 What I do in my own time is my business. 1666 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,680 All right, well, that was something you said. 1667 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,200 You said it. 1668 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:06,680 You put it in the air. 1669 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,480 I can't take it back. 1670 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,240 It's being recorded, posted online. 1671 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:10,480 But you have a crush on Joe. 1672 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:14,040 So if you saw Joe, you would understand. 1673 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:17,080 I was told every time they were like, you don't understand. 1674 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,200 You'll have a crush on Joe whenever you meet him, too. 1675 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:19,880 And I was like, I'm not going to. 1676 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:20,440 They said that? 1677 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,000 Yeah. 1678 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,080 They said you'd have a crush on him. 1679 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:22,960 Yep. 1680 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:23,880 That's odd. 1681 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,280 And I was like, dude, that's weird. 1682 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,000 Why are you saying? 1683 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,160 Nope. 1684 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:29,680 OK. 1685 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,800 And I was like, dude, I'm not going to have a crush on Joe. 1686 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,480 That's a weird thing to say to another guy. 1687 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:37,040 And then I met Joe. 1688 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:38,480 I don't like the way you said that. 1689 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,360 It changed my life, dude. 1690 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,200 Every day is now about waking up and trying 1691 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,880 to be half the man that Joe is. 1692 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,640 Very uncomfortable by this. 1693 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,960 They hate us because they ain't us. 1694 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:49,840 That's you, John. 1695 00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,040 You ain't us. 1696 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,800 Me and Joe in a league of our own. 1697 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,760 I suppose I ain't you. 1698 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,760 We out here just Joe-ing it up. 1699 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,120 We out here going for Joe. 1700 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,000 Go for Joe. 1701 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,680 Going for Joe doesn't have the same ring as go for Joe. 1702 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,360 For Jill? 1703 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,200 Joe? 1704 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,680 Go for Joe? 1705 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:06,520 Joe? 1706 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:12,920 But like, yeah. 1707 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,160 You're not on our level, me and Joe. 1708 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:16,920 Me? 1709 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,840 Well, actually, you're significantly closer to Joe's 1710 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:19,760 level than I am right now. 1711 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,080 What do you mean? 1712 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:20,760 But don't get me wrong. 1713 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:21,880 I mean, you're in better shape than me 1714 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,560 and probably doing better than me in life. 1715 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:25,920 Significantly smarter than me. 1716 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:26,640 I don't know about that. 1717 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,240 Fortunately, I'm the handsomer of the two. 1718 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,840 So that evens out. 1719 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,440 I don't know. 1720 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,280 They gave me the banjo and the logo. 1721 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,040 Those bastards. 1722 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,320 Everyone knows that I'm the guy who 1723 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,720 says he plays the banjo but actually practices it never. 1724 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:39,680 Is your banjo here? 1725 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,200 Yes, it's under my bed. 1726 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,160 I've played it like twice since I've lived here. 1727 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,680 Why? 1728 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,120 Because I get off work and my baby's throwing things 1729 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,280 in my head and I'm like, man, I don't want to. 1730 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,360 Hit it with the banjo. 1731 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:56,640 Wouldn't that make a childhood memory? 1732 00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:01,680 My dad used to full out baseball bat swing a banjo at my head. 1733 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:02,920 I remember when I was two. 1734 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,760 One day I threw a block at my dad. 1735 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,920 He beat me with a banjo. 1736 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,080 That's some Texas chainsaw massacre shit right there. 1737 00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,000 Now what do they use? 1738 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,920 Like wooden mallets and stuff like that. 1739 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,880 I imagine it was an unhappy childhood in the Texas 1740 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,280 chainsaw massacre household. 1741 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,640 I suppose. 1742 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:23,600 I suppose. 1743 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,960 OK, I saved the decent logos. 1744 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,120 Nice. 1745 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,080 You want to wrap this up? 1746 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:29,960 I got to pee again. 1747 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,080 Yeah, I think that's a call it an episode. 1748 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,520 Oh, yeah, you betcha. 1749 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:34,560 OK, thanks guys. 1750 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:35,520 Thanks for listening. 1751 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,040 Bye. 1752 00:57:36,040 --> 00:58:04,640 Have a great day. 1753 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,600 Bye.