1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:25,840 Welcome back to The Part Is Over. 2 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,720 I'm your host as always, Cowdungy. 3 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,640 I'm back with my co-host, Jonathan the Meerkat Stolke. 4 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:31,640 How are you, John? 5 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,640 Good, how are you? 6 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,640 Doing pretty good. 7 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:34,640 I'm doing pretty good. 8 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,800 Something I was thinking about on the drive over. 9 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:42,720 If you could just overnight become the best in the world at a thing, what thing would 10 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,720 that be? 11 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:44,720 Guitar. 12 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,720 Guitar, just one, okay. 13 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:51,120 What type of, like, what are your goals with the guitar playing then? 14 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:55,520 Well, if I'm becoming the best in the world, being the best in the world probably. 15 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,320 Okay, well, yeah, once you're the best in the world, what are you doing after it? 16 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,800 What are you taking that guitar ability to do? 17 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:00,800 Play guitar. 18 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,880 Okay, it's been an intellectual competition thus far. 19 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:08,400 I was thinking, like, I don't want anything too high stress, you know? 20 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,720 What do you want? 21 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,340 Like you're a guitarist, you've got to go play guitar and tour and all that jazz. 22 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:14,340 You don't have to. 23 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,700 You're just going to shred on your front porch. 24 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:18,640 Is it changing my abilities and other things? 25 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:23,000 Can I continue to just do my normal job but also be able to just kill anybody in a guitar 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 competition? 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 I suppose. 28 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,040 I assume there's a guitar playing competitions with, like, guitars as prizes. 29 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,040 Yeah, probably. 30 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,040 You just have a massive guitar collection. 31 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,160 Just have a fucking shit ton of guitars. 32 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,960 I think I would be a killer bowler, you know? 33 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:37,960 Interesting. 34 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,360 Like just rolling 300s every Tuesday. 35 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,840 I think Pool would be my number two because they put so much money on Pool. 36 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:44,840 That's true. 37 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,560 You can make an absolute killing if you're good at Pool. 38 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:51,200 And if you're the best in the world by, I don't know, like a genie, I guess, in this 39 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,000 situation, I assume you're making all of the money. 40 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 You can get there. 41 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 You make it, right? 42 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Yeah, I guess. 43 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 It's going to be worth it. 44 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 What are your genie wishes? 45 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Genie wishes? 46 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:06,320 For the sake of the analogy, there's no, like, weird back or, like, weird side. 47 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,320 Nothing's going to happen. 48 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,320 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 49 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,320 No curses are kind of with it. 50 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,320 Okay. 51 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,320 Let's go one for one. 52 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,320 I'll say one, you say one. 53 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,640 Because I don't want to have to write all three, I need to think. 54 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:19,360 I think first and foremost, any time I put my hand into my left pocket, I pull out a 55 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,800 hundred dollar bill. 56 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:24,600 For the rest of time, not a particular pair of pants or anything, just every single time. 57 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,480 If I'm grabbing my keys, a hundred dollars. 58 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,240 Does the hundred dollar bill stay in there? 59 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,360 No, fresh hundred dollar bill every time. 60 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:35,960 No, so like, you reach into your pants, you grab your keys, you don't grab the hundred, 61 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,200 you pull out the keys, put it back in your pocket, is there two hundred dollar bills 62 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,200 in there now? 63 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,200 I thought we weren't going to go into these little details. 64 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,200 Okay, okay. 65 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,280 Maybe I'm getting too caught up in the details. 66 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,280 That's up to the genie, not me. 67 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,760 All right, well, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. 68 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:51,720 My first wish would be that in the state of New York, every time that it rains, instead 69 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,720 of water, it's bricks. 70 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:54,720 Good. 71 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,160 The whole state or just the city? 72 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,160 The entire state. 73 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,160 Why? 74 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,160 Upstate New York is beautiful. 75 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,160 If it just got absolutely fucking brick. 76 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,920 If the bricks start falling on it, it won't be. 77 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,800 If New York was bricked up, it would be not nearly as beautiful. 78 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,360 Destroy a lot of architecture. 79 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,360 Yeah, not my problem. 80 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,360 Interesting. 81 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,360 They should have hit brick proof. 82 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,360 Interesting. 83 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,360 Second wish. 84 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:23,680 I don't know, that's tough. 85 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,120 Maybe I guess just be the best pool player. 86 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,840 That's a solid wish. 87 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,840 That's a solid wish. 88 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,240 Wait, no, I take that back because I've already got unlimited money with my left pocket. 89 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,480 I don't need pool to make money. 90 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,080 I don't love pool that much. 91 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,080 Guitar. 92 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,080 Guitar player. 93 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,080 Best guitar player. 94 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,080 Okay. 95 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,080 You? 96 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:47,440 I don't have to go with like, you know, Wales? 97 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,440 Yep. 98 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:52,680 Like the sea creature, not the section of England. 99 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:58,640 I would want them all to be beached. 100 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,640 Like at once? 101 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,000 Yeah, I think that would be funny as hell. 102 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,520 I'm going to be really bad for the ocean. 103 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,520 It's not my problem. 104 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,520 I don't live in the ocean. 105 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,520 Interesting. 106 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:06,520 Interesting. 107 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,440 Number three. 108 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:14,760 What did I say? 109 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,760 One money. 110 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,760 Yeah, money and guitar. 111 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:18,760 Best guitar player. 112 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:25,160 I don't know. 113 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,520 That's tough. 114 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:31,120 I guess I would like to be able to sing with the guitar ability. 115 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,120 Okay. 116 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,120 Okay. 117 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,880 Yeah, I imagine you're going places then. 118 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,280 I would probably take it pretty far. 119 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,760 If you have unlimited money and unlimited potential. 120 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,760 Yeah. 121 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:41,760 Yeah. 122 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,760 It's probably a recipe for success. 123 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:49,360 Correct. 124 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:54,280 I would have to say, I'd like to remain healthy for the rest of my life. 125 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,280 That's my third one. 126 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,280 Fucking loser. 127 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:02,440 Just beached Wales, raining bricks, and then there's me, cancer free. 128 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,440 Healthy. 129 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,440 Yep. 130 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,480 Full cholesterol. 131 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,480 Good news. 132 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,680 Your joints, they're adequate. 133 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:19,480 The ocean is dying due to the no more Wales, but this guy, he can walk good. 134 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,840 He's doing all right. 135 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:25,160 Everyone in New York is exploding as bricks rain from the sky onto them. 136 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,960 The good news is your heart rate, average. 137 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:28,960 Yeah. 138 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,600 I think that's probably exactly what I would want. 139 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,640 We did not think that through with the mic. 140 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,800 No, no, we did not. 141 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,480 We're trying something new today where we have a camera recording. 142 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,280 We have a little microphone that's mounted on our laptop. 143 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:45,960 I mean, Jonathan moved the laptop, so he probably just ruined the audio for the entire episode. 144 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,760 Way to go, John. 145 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:48,760 Yeah. 146 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:49,760 Not cool, man. 147 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:50,760 Not cool. 148 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:51,760 Winer. 149 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,760 What you looking for? 150 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,960 How often it rains in New York. 151 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:55,960 That's a good question. 152 00:05:55,960 --> 00:06:01,360 That's probably a question I should have asked prior to. 153 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:05,320 I was going to say California, but I know that they have droughts pretty regularly. 154 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,120 They have at least eight rainy days a month, every month. 155 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,520 Oh yeah, I chose right. 156 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,160 I chose right. 157 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,520 If there was three months out of the other that it didn't rain, you could go live there 158 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:17,520 for those three months. 159 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,520 Yeah. 160 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:22,640 But if it rains at least a couple of days every month, you don't want to be there. 161 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:27,200 I really like the idea of they wouldn't be knowing it's just going to start raining bricks. 162 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,200 So like- 163 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,200 Well, they still have forecast. 164 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,040 Yeah, they still predict the weather. 165 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:36,320 Well, we're expecting tomorrow would be a little bit rainy and then like versus sprinkles, 166 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,320 right? 167 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:38,320 So a brick falls from the sky. 168 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,320 You're like, where did that come from? 169 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,520 And through a three bricks from the fall from the sky. 170 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:45,200 And then just bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, just for hours on 171 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200 end. 172 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,200 You're terrified. 173 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,920 Are they rain sized bricks or normal bricks? 174 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,360 No, no, these are full bricks. 175 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,240 Cinder blocks or like brick lane bricks? 176 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,240 Brick lane bricks. 177 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,760 Okay. 178 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:57,760 At the same rate as rain? 179 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:58,760 Yes. 180 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,760 Okay. 181 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,040 So like if it's just pouring, oh brother. 182 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,360 Just the sheets of bricks falling. 183 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,880 It would fill the stage so fast. 184 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:13,760 Imagine like a hurricane hits Florida, works its way up the East coast, it leaves Jersey 185 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:18,880 and then just turns into walls of bricks. 186 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:25,080 So do the bricks stay there or do they like in the rate that rain would dry up, do the 187 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,000 bricks disappear? 188 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,920 I like the idea that it's disappearing. 189 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:29,920 Okay. 190 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,720 So this is not, this couldn't be turned lucrative. 191 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,880 Like, all right, I'm a brick layer in Pennsylvania. 192 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,680 I'll just drive over and get a couple. 193 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,680 No, no, no. 194 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,520 I truckloads of bricks that fall from the fucking sky. 195 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:42,400 I'm raining bricks onto an entire state. 196 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,080 I want no one to benefit from this. 197 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,880 It needs to be unfortunate for all parties. 198 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,080 What about the surrounding states? 199 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,360 Like does New Jersey have spillover bricks? 200 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,640 Or does it just turn into water? 201 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:58,440 They may catch a spray brick, a stray brick, but the important thing here is that the bricks 202 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,440 aren't falling on them. 203 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:04,960 It's like, here's the line, here's Jersey, all water. 204 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:09,360 So there's not like a, like if a brick hits the ground and bounces into Jersey, it doesn't 205 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,360 just turn into a raindrop? 206 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,360 No, no, no. 207 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,360 It remains a brick. 208 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,360 Okay. 209 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,280 Well, when does it become not a brick then? 210 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,680 When water would naturally dry up. 211 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,160 So like same thing applies? 212 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 213 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,640 The bricks evaporate as water would. 214 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,640 Obviously. 215 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,640 That goes without saying. 216 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,400 I'm not sure I needed to clarify that, but okay. 217 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:32,080 Green bricks in New York, beached whales and good health. 218 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,080 Yeah. 219 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,080 What more could you ask for? 220 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,040 Not good health for your family, just you. 221 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,600 Well, it's not like they live in New York. 222 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:43,400 Like your wife has chronic heart disease, but you're doing well. 223 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,760 Well, like I didn't want you pushing the limits on my wishes. 224 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,760 You know what I mean? 225 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,560 Like you could have just said me and my family are forever healthy or me and my friends and 226 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:52,560 family. 227 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:53,560 I don't know. 228 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,560 I'm not a fucking genie. 229 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,360 I'm not here to make nuanced details. 230 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,800 I guess I got a little too caught up in it. 231 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,560 I would have, I guess I would have let my family in there in hindsight, but it's too 232 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,560 late. 233 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,560 My wish has already been granted. 234 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,560 New York is in terror. 235 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,560 Interesting. 236 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,440 Wales or Washington, a bunch of shores I speak. 237 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:14,880 I think I would change my third to Willie Nelson lives forever, but he's stuck at like 238 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:15,880 75. 239 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:16,880 That would be horrible. 240 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,160 No, it would be great. 241 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,360 He's already living forever. 242 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,880 He's just old now. 243 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,160 Willie 15 years ago was prime. 244 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,040 I'll be horrendous. 245 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,520 I couldn't imagine them forever. 246 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:32,520 Yeah, no, I think I just want my original third. 247 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,520 That was mostly. 248 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,520 Yeah. 249 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:39,040 Oh, well kid, oh, kiddin'. 250 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,800 I wouldn't wish immortality on my worst enemy. 251 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,480 That would be just horrendous. 252 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,480 Everybody else dies off. 253 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,240 Imagine how sad his songs would be in like 400 years. 254 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,440 They're sad as fuck now. 255 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,440 Yeah. 256 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:54,520 Now they're like all of my friends have passed away, I'm the only one left. 257 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,160 And then like 300 years later he'd be writing his country songs on the same old guitar that's 258 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,440 now just toothpicks and string. 259 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,600 I have outlived countries. 260 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:07,200 I would be a fortunate man. 261 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,200 You'd be all right. 262 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,960 There's worse things to happen. 263 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,080 I suppose. 264 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,600 You could have bricks train on you. 265 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,600 Exactly. 266 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,760 You can live in New York in your fantasy. 267 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,440 You could be a whale. 268 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,360 Imagine living on New York and you're trying to flee the bricks. 269 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:28,400 It's like you're running to your boat just trying to escape. 270 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,400 The whale blocking the way. 271 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,520 Couldn't you just move your boat? 272 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,040 I assume like the beach whale has lifted your boat off the ground. 273 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,040 You're just you're stuck. 274 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,800 Also, that would only be a problem very briefly because if all the whales are beached in at 275 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,160 once they will just all rot and disappear at once. 276 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,240 Yeah, but then somebody's vacation be ruined. 277 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,240 That's all that matters. 278 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,240 I suppose. 279 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:53,760 I figure a lot of people's vacations will be ruined if all of the whales beach at once. 280 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,760 That's true. 281 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,360 Astrid, I wouldn't wish you violence upon the other fish who might be affected by the 282 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,680 ecological harm that I inflict. 283 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,120 I don't know what would happen, but I'm sure it's not good. 284 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,760 I would like to change my second wish. 285 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,040 I have no no beef against the whales. 286 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,440 I just think it'd be kind of funny watching everybody watching the news like every whale 287 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,480 on earth is beached. 288 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,640 But yeah, I can see a lot of untimely side effects. 289 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:19,760 I'd like to change my wish to everyone who is happier than me at any given moment rolls 290 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,760 their ankle. 291 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,760 Interesting. 292 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,680 I'd like to change my third wish. 293 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,560 I'd like to be able to teleport wherever I want whenever I want. 294 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,440 So you can get out of New York faster. 295 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,400 That I think it'd just be cool. 296 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,400 Like I'm here. 297 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,560 You know what I would like? 298 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,920 Japanese McDonald's, but I'm in Japan. 299 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,720 Get a get a fucking hamburger, but back. 300 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,720 That'd be pretty cool. 301 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,360 I get to keep my clothes though. 302 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:47,480 Listen under that genie shit, I don't pop somewhere naked. 303 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:54,120 Imagine you're in like a shitty Japanese bar like bar and a massive red guy appears, drops 304 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,120 a killer guitar solo and disappears forever. 305 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,120 And you're like, what was that? 306 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:03,320 A massive naked red guy drops a killer guitar solo. 307 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,320 Hands you $100. 308 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,040 Wait, no, I don't have pockets. 309 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,040 Sorry. 310 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,520 I can never give them a hundred. 311 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,680 Steals your pants, hands you $100, gives your pants back. 312 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,400 If you reach someone else's pocket, do they do you have $100 in there too? 313 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,400 Nope, my left. 314 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,400 Okay. 315 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,400 Yeah, they don't. 316 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,400 I don't know. 317 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,400 Then they could use it. 318 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:25,280 Like knock me out and just stick my hand in their own pockets. 319 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,880 But yeah, I teleport. 320 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:33,800 But what I'm wearing and anything I'm touching also teleports. 321 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:38,960 So I could teleport to Japan, get the fuck bus back, just touch it and teleport back 322 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,680 here. 323 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:44,840 The fuck bus was his large white van that he drove everywhere. 324 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,840 Correct. 325 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:46,840 Had a picture of Willie Nelson hanging on it. 326 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:47,840 Well, I've got that in my car now. 327 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:48,840 Is he still? 328 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:49,840 Oh, that's right. 329 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,840 We talked about it the other day. 330 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,840 Did we? 331 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,840 Yeah. 332 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,840 Because I said you could never have Darius Rucker as that. 333 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,840 As that. 334 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,840 I remember that now. 335 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,840 Because it does appear that Willie is hanging from a noose. 336 00:12:58,840 --> 00:12:59,840 So you couldn't have a. 337 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,560 It doesn't appear that he's hanging from a noose. 338 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,560 It really does. 339 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,560 There's nothing around his neck. 340 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:08,840 Maybe just the angle that he hangs at, but he's got a very broke neck look to him. 341 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,840 I suppose. 342 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:10,840 Yeah. 343 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:11,840 Yeah, but I still have it. 344 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,840 Good, good, good. 345 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,840 Yeah, I want my van back. 346 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,840 I would have brought it with me if I could have, but no joy. 347 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840 That's a bummer. 348 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,840 Was it just too new? 349 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,840 Yeah, yeah, it was 2006. 350 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,840 Oh. 351 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:21,840 It has to be 25. 352 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,840 What was it? 353 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,840 Like a Honda Odyssey or something like that? 354 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,840 Honda Step Wagon, baby. 355 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,840 Do they not sell those here? 356 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,840 Nope. 357 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,840 That's unfortunate. 358 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,840 Yep. 359 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:35,360 Have you considered getting a van in here? 360 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,920 I would. 361 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,960 Vans are more expensive here because they're more decked out. 362 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,880 Japanese cars are pretty bare bones. 363 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,880 One of the guys. 364 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,880 Not all the safety features. 365 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:48,720 One of the guys that I work with, he's modifying his van into a house van. 366 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,640 One of those vans that you live out of. 367 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,080 I wanted to do for the longest time. 368 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,080 Yeah. 369 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,080 I think that's super cool. 370 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,880 If I wasn't married with children, I would have attempted to do that, but unfortunately 371 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,840 I spent my early 20s in a foreign country. 372 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,880 Yeah, that was my plan. 373 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:08,760 And then as soon as I was able to do it, moved back to the United States and I got married. 374 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,760 So yeah. 375 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,760 You'll have a women. 376 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,240 You hate to see it ruin everything. 377 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,240 Yeah. 378 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,240 Yeah. 379 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,240 That was a joke. 380 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,240 Correct. 381 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,560 What were we talking about? 382 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,560 Bricks running on New York. 383 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,560 Being naked in Japan. 384 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,560 Being naked in Japan. 385 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,560 Tales all this time. 386 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:29,560 These things are happening all the time. 387 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:33,000 If I had a nickel every time it rained bricks in New York and naked men and materialized 388 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 in Japan. 389 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,960 Do you remember that one time we were at that waterfall and that one chick dropped a pile 390 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,960 of rocks nearly flat and a group of children. 391 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,080 And then we turned around and there's a guy in a thong. 392 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,160 He clearly had dementia. 393 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,880 That guy was like a World War II vet. 394 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,880 Oh yeah. 395 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,880 That guy was ancient. 396 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,880 I have that picture somewhere. 397 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,880 Let me find it. 398 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,560 What a strange day that was. 399 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,560 That was a weird sequence of events. 400 00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:02,400 And then like fucking me and Dex got yelled at for the person pushing the rocks. 401 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,400 I was here. 402 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,600 Could I have done more to stop it? 403 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600 Probably. 404 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,320 But you forget I don't care. 405 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,320 Good on that mom though. 406 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,160 She snatched that kid right out of the way of the nicotin. 407 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,160 Yeah. 408 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,160 That was fucking mom reflexes. 409 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,160 He would have been flattened. 410 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,160 Yeah. 411 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,160 It was a small avalanche that was unleashed. 412 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,160 Without question. 413 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:25,920 Basically what happened was this chick was climbing up the walls, like the rock walls 414 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,160 by the side of this waterfall and she stepped on a rock that wasn't very stable. 415 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,720 As it came down it released several more rocks. 416 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,840 There was a small child playing along the side of that wall and he was very near the 417 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,560 flat and by the rock slide that she had generated by her poor footwork. 418 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,520 Could you perchance be talking about this guy? 419 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,160 Hey there he is. 420 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,160 Old Japanese man in a thong. 421 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,160 I can't see it. 422 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,160 That's fine. 423 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,160 But yeah. 424 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,160 Yeah. 425 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,160 That was a fucking weird day. 426 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:52,160 We were all sitting there and we were just like, why would they yell at us? 427 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,160 Nobody got crushed. 428 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,160 We were with them. 429 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,160 I see this as a- 430 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,160 We were like, where are you people? 431 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,160 I see this as an absolute win and we turned around and there was a confused old guy. 432 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,160 Huh? 433 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,160 Ah! 434 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,160 He was like stripping. 435 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,160 Yeah. 436 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,160 As he was taking his clothes off. 437 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,360 I think he had his pants around his ankles and he was walking around for a little while 438 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,360 there. 439 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,360 Yeah. 440 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,360 It was weird. 441 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,360 It was like the fucking sumo outfit. 442 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,360 Yeah. 443 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,360 But he was a very, very skinny man. 444 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,760 I mean, he wasn't like sumo fat, but he wasn't like thin. 445 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,280 I mean, I consider that a pretty thin guy. 446 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,360 That's some cake, dude. 447 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,360 I think we're looking at a different pair of butt cheeks there, bud. 448 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,560 I don't think we are. 449 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,280 That dude's fucking double cheeked up. 450 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,600 He's got the mic once. 451 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,600 I was at Give Bless to Each other. 452 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,480 You sent me a real shit. 453 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,480 They are inverted, my friend. 454 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480 September 25th, 2021. 455 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,480 Wow, that was a while ago. 456 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,480 Yep. 457 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,480 It's crazy, you know? 458 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:42,640 It was all double cheeked up on a Saturday. 459 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,400 You reminisce about almost crushing children with rocks and- 460 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,680 You find out it was years. 461 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,680 It feels like yesterday. 462 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,800 Amen, brother. 463 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,360 I still like my old concert venue back in Japan. 464 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,120 I still follow them on Instagram, so I see their updates pretty regularly. 465 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,560 It makes me kind of sad, man. 466 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,720 I'm like, man, I should be in there kicking people in the face in that mosh pit. 467 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,720 Just go back. 468 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,720 Oh yeah, let me just fly to Japan real quick. 469 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,720 No balls? 470 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,720 Just for one Friday show. 471 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,720 Yeah. 472 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,680 I don't see any issue with it. 473 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,680 Kick a couple guys and leave. 474 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,680 Yeah. 475 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,280 Put your foot in their butts. 476 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,280 You know what would be easy? 477 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,600 If you could teleport, you could just go. 478 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,600 That's true. 479 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,600 That's true. 480 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,600 No, I can't. 481 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,200 I wasted my wishes foolishly on raining bricks and rails. 482 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:31,640 Even if you pulled off the illusion that you were a normal person and you weren't able 483 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:35,560 to just teleport and you were the best guitar player of all time, I could be at work. 484 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,880 I'd be like, all right, I'm going to go to lunch. 485 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,880 I'd walk into the hallway. 486 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,360 As long as nobody was there, just disappear. 487 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,360 I'd be at home. 488 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,360 I could be at home for a solid hour. 489 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,800 That would be super convenient. 490 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,800 Great. 491 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,120 You ever just wake up early because you know traffic's going to be bad? 492 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,120 You don't want to get out of bed. 493 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,800 Imagine if all you had to do is roll out a bed at 745 change. 494 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,800 Put your clothes on. 495 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,800 Just work. 496 00:17:55,800 --> 00:18:01,680 I like to think that you have to pick places that people aren't to materialize. 497 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,880 Otherwise, it'll just be super uncomfortable. 498 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,600 You would try to do it in a bathroom stall. 499 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,880 So it'd be convincing. 500 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,760 But somebody's in there and you didn't know it. 501 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,760 You just, oh shit. 502 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:15,680 Just blip in, blip out real quick. 503 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,680 Nobody's going to believe it. 504 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,320 It's like, oh, what just happened? 505 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:25,280 You just blip in the stall next to them so they could see you through the crack walking 506 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,840 out and they're like, what was that? 507 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:28,840 What was that? 508 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:29,840 I'm serious. 509 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:35,120 Donnike was in the bathroom with me in the stall for like a half a second. 510 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,600 He just showed up, yelled whoops and then appeared in this stall next to me. 511 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,600 I don't know what it was. 512 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,600 Uh-oh. 513 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,880 He just popped up and said balls and then left. 514 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,880 I don't know what was going on, man. 515 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,880 I think that'd be a kick-ass super power, man. 516 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:58,600 And like, oh damn, this fucking, who's that guy? 517 00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,920 Oh him? 518 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,720 Yeah, him. 519 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,200 George Strait. 520 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,680 His concert tickets are like $800 a piece for like shit seats. 521 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,640 Don't have to pay. 522 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,640 Sorry. 523 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,640 Show it backstage. 524 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,760 Grab my arm. 525 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:17,920 It's basically like Apparadian and Harry Potter except not nauseating. 526 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,760 I don't remember what that is. 527 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:24,760 It's when you like double-door grab my sleeve and then they zip somewhere. 528 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,200 They turn into liquid for a second. 529 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,480 Then sometimes you die because you do it wrong. 530 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,240 You can't do it wrong if you just appear. 531 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,240 That's true. 532 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,240 So you could just be anywhere. 533 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,120 Like I want to go to this concert. 534 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,120 I'm not going to pay. 535 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,120 I don't want to go through security. 536 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,120 I'm inside. 537 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,760 And like think all the time you waste on the TSA. 538 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,760 Exactly. 539 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,360 Do I have to fly again? 540 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360 Yeah. 541 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:52,080 Do I have all the money in the world because I reach into my left pocket all the time obviously. 542 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,080 You could fly. 543 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,080 I don't need to buy a private jet. 544 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,080 That's true. 545 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,800 I can just dip. 546 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,760 So tax-wise, what's going to happen when you're just pulling 20s out of your pocket all day 547 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,920 long, hundreds out of your pocket all day long? 548 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:02,920 Well. 549 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,280 Like the IRS is going to wise up to what's going on. 550 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,520 Not when I buy a laundromat. 551 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,520 Got him. 552 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,800 A laundromat and a damn. 553 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,160 A car wash. 554 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:16,520 A car wash and you know, lots of cash, what's it called? 555 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:20,040 Cash soluble, cash fluid, businesses like that. 556 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:24,680 It's like, wow, he just happens to have the most successful car wash in the United States 557 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,240 and he lives in a town of 300 people. 558 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,240 Get this. 559 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,320 They paid only hundreds. 560 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,560 Big tipper over there, huh? 561 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,560 Wow. 562 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,560 Yeah. 563 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,560 Well, actually you get the $100 car wash. 564 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,760 It's just, I hose your car off. 565 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,760 $100. 566 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,440 You actually do it wearing the sumo thong. 567 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,440 That's what makes it worth $100. 568 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,440 Correct. 569 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,440 Yeah. 570 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,440 It's about the experience. 571 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,440 Yeah, exactly. 572 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,440 I play you a quick guitar riff. 573 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,440 Yeah. 574 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,440 I see no issues. 575 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:53,840 Well, if you're going to do that, you might as well just say that you're getting a ton 576 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,040 of cash only shows for your guitar career. 577 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,880 I can do that too. 578 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:03,440 One cash only show where I rank in $400 million every year. 579 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,520 Exactly. 580 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,880 I can't see any way that could possibly go wrong. 581 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,280 I don't see any issues. 582 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,640 No. 583 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,320 You heard Esquire's top five women of all time list came out. 584 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,320 I'm not sure how recent it is. 585 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:19,320 I see it on, on like the TikTok the other day. 586 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,320 I did not see that. 587 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,320 Is Taylor Swift in there? 588 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,320 No, but it was- 589 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,400 Well, then it's fucking wrong. 590 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,360 It was a horrific list. 591 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,360 It was so bad. 592 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,920 Top 10 or top five? 593 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,040 I think it's top 10. 594 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,040 Where's the backspace there? 595 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,240 I don't know where it is. 596 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,240 10 women of all time. 597 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,240 Okay. 598 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:44,520 Well, 75 actually, I was mistaken, but it was like, you know, get it. 599 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,520 Oh, okay. 600 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,440 We're both using the mouse at the same time. 601 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,880 This whole laptop technology is crazy. 602 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,880 Oh hell yeah. 603 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,880 Maryland entertainment. 604 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,880 Okay. 605 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,880 There's nothing. 606 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,880 What's going on here? 607 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,880 View gallery. 608 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,880 This is when we have to click through. 609 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:58,880 Who's this? 610 00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,880 I have no idea. 611 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:00,880 Okay. 612 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,880 Savo. 613 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,880 You want control? 614 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,880 You want me to go? 615 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,880 Go for it. 616 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:09,880 Like from the Bible? 617 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,880 I suppose. 618 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,880 All right. 619 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:19,240 Hebrew queen and heroin prevented a genocide, then turned around and slaughtered the would-be 620 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,640 killers set an example. 621 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,640 Joan of Arc. 622 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,640 Sure. 623 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:25,640 I can get behind it. 624 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,520 Died stoically, sainted rightfully. 625 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,520 Wasn't she- 626 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,520 Is she a saint? 627 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,520 What? 628 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,520 By the Catholic church, wasn't she? 629 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,480 I don't know. 630 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,480 I do believe she- 631 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,320 I found out recently, if you die a martyr for the Catholic church, they just immediately 632 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,320 saint you. 633 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,320 Like, no questions. 634 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:47,160 Apparently there was some guy, some priest back in the day that like had a bunch of illegitimate 635 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:52,680 children with the women in the town and they killed him. 636 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,760 And he was like, I was a piece of shit, but I love the Catholic church. 637 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,760 And they're like, all right, he's the saint. 638 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,760 What's he the saint of? 639 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,760 I don't know. 640 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,760 Illegitimate fathers? 641 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,760 I don't know. 642 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,760 Illegitimate fathers? 643 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,760 Don't tell me, maybe. 644 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:12,360 Lizzie V1 led a people, saved a nation, governed wisely, respected globally. 645 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,360 That's not true. 646 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,360 I don't respect what Queen Elizabeth I at all. 647 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,680 I thought it said whiskey. 648 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,160 I respect Queen Elizabeth II. 649 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,000 I don't know much about this Queen Elizabeth. 650 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,520 Queen Lizzie I, not a fan. 651 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:27,760 I know that she was not very nice to Barnabas Sackett in the Sackett books by Louis O'More. 652 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,200 So all my homies hate Lizzie V1. 653 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:35,720 My third wish would actually be to go back in time and only slap her real quick. 654 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,200 Interesting. 655 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,200 Time travel would be a cool one too. 656 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,200 It would be. 657 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200 That would be fucking awesome. 658 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:45,440 Just imagine, I could go back in time for like five minutes and decimate an entire country 659 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,440 just by breathing. 660 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,160 They can't handle that shit. 661 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,880 If I blew vape in their face, they would all die. 662 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,880 Their heads would explode. 663 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,720 Sackett would be, yeah, I could fuck with that. 664 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,080 All time though. 665 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,400 Baby on her back for a thousand miles. 666 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,400 I mean that's impressive. 667 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,400 That could be an M&M song. 668 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,400 All time? 669 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:07,280 Where's she at? 670 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,560 Number five. 671 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,440 Everybody knows Sackett DeWille. 672 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,720 Name one other Native American that everybody knows. 673 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,920 Female Native American that everybody knows. 674 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,120 I'm not trying to discredit it. 675 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,120 Other than Elizabeth Warren. 676 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,120 That was funny. 677 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,480 I'm not trying to discredit it. 678 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,160 I'm just saying top five all time. 679 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,160 Top 75. 680 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,680 No, well no, she is number five. 681 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:30,680 Oh really? 682 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,680 Yeah. 683 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,680 Oh, we're going backwards on the list? 684 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,680 I thought we were going from top to bottom. 685 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,680 I think we're going backwards. 686 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,680 Interesting. 687 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,680 Very well. 688 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,680 Maybe I'm mistaken. 689 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,440 I could very probably be mistaken. 690 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,280 So after some careful consideration, we realized we were in fact going through the list backwards. 691 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,540 These are the bottom of the 75, which makes a little more sense. 692 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:53,400 That being said, now that I've gone through and skimmed through the entire list, Sackett 693 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,200 DeWille is wildly underrated. 694 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,200 Push her to the top. 695 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,280 Marie Curie being at the bottom, that is a fucking snub. 696 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,280 Yeah, that's an abomination. 697 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,280 That's bullshit. 698 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,840 I wouldn't say that I'm particularly a feminist, but I think this list is full of shit. 699 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,840 Anyways, let's just get to it. 700 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,160 I'd say I'm like a textbook feminist. 701 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:13,600 We're going to go through and skim through, hit the highlights. 702 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,520 You said that, so I'm going to go off it now. 703 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:22,200 Like feminism in definition is like just being equal, like men and women being equal. 704 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,680 I can fuck with that. 705 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,320 I got no issues with that. 706 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,320 Who is Dorothea Lange? 707 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,320 Do you know? 708 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,320 No, I don't. 709 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,320 She showed us the truth. 710 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,320 Eleanor Roosevelt. 711 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,320 Go back. 712 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,320 Go back. 713 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,320 She showed us the truth. 714 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,320 That is the most grand. 715 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,320 Showed us the truth. 716 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,320 Yeah, they have a massive grammar issue. 717 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,320 Who's the truth? 718 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,720 Do you think this list would be about a woman? 719 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,720 I don't know. 720 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,720 Probably. 721 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:43,720 Eleanor Roosevelt. 722 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,720 Yeah, she was a real one. 723 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,160 Co-president of the United States. 724 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,320 Okay, let's calm down with that there, bud. 725 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,480 I don't think that's true. 726 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,480 Billie Holiday. 727 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,480 I don't know who that is. 728 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,480 I thought Billie Holiday was a man. 729 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,080 Makes us men feel, okay, so this is written by a man. 730 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,040 That's where I would make way more sense because I'm like, this is not a very feminist list 731 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,040 in any capacity. 732 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,920 Also, who the fuck let a man decide the top 75 women of all time? 733 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,720 What the fuck is a shitheal? 734 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,520 I don't know, but apparently Billie Holiday makes men feel like one. 735 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,520 Sure. 736 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,520 Okay. 737 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,520 I don't know who that is. 738 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,520 I don't know who that is. 739 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,520 Catherine Hepburn? 740 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,520 Audrey. 741 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,520 I don't know who that is. 742 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,520 Audrey. 743 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:24,600 One half of Hepburn, the Tracy, blah, blah. 744 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:29,280 I'm going to say she's an actress and she is deemed a better woman than Zach Adewaia 745 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,280 and that's horseshit. 746 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,280 That's some bullshit. 747 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280 Yep. 748 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,280 Flannery O'Connor. 749 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:39,120 Scaring the schmalt out of Southern literature for being, is she a whore right there? 750 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,320 Marilyn Monroe. 751 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,920 She's like universally known. 752 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,920 I can give you that one. 753 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,280 No, not Marilyn Monroe. 754 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,280 The other one, the sacred one. 755 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,080 The one in The Misfits. 756 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,920 The Misfits was composed of entirely men. 757 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,920 I should know. 758 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:51,920 I had their logo tattooed on my arm. 759 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,920 I'm so confused. 760 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:53,920 So am I. 761 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,920 Do you have their logo? 762 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,920 Let me see. 763 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,920 Why do you have that? 764 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:57,920 Because I'm a big Misfits fan. 765 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,920 You just really like men? 766 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,920 I like those five men in particular, yeah. 767 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,920 Interesting. 768 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,920 Maybe this is a different Misfits? 769 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:05,920 Perhaps. 770 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,920 She looks old, so like older than the Misfits old, you know? 771 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,560 I don't know the Misfits, but sure. 772 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,560 The Supremes. 773 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,520 Is that a soul group, I assume? 774 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,520 I assume, yeah. 775 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,520 Music? 776 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,520 Gloria Steinem? 777 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,520 No idea. 778 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,520 Wait, wait, wait. 779 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,520 I don't know. 780 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,520 I don't know. 781 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,520 Going undercover as a Playboy bunny. 782 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,520 What? 783 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,520 Okay. 784 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,520 Okay. 785 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,520 Sure. 786 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,520 Nina Simone? 787 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,520 I like Nina Simone. 788 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,520 I think she has some wonderful songs. 789 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,520 I don't know her. 790 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,520 You're missing out, my friend. 791 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,520 Oh, crap. 792 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,520 You should. 793 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,520 Aretha Franklin? 794 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,520 I like Aretha Franklin. 795 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,520 Should be her. 796 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,520 Very talented woman. 797 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,520 Should be her. 798 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,520 Not how the second J'Wheel though. 799 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,520 It's bullshit. 800 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,520 She's in the bottom 20. 801 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,520 That's snubbed. 802 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,520 The Bond Girl. 803 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,520 I feel like the Bond Girl should not have made the list. 804 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,520 That's not fair. 805 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,520 They don't even give her a name. 806 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:55,520 20 to 40 years old, sexually experienced, loves bikinis, good with firearms. 807 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,520 Yeah, this list was made by a dude, 100%. 808 00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,520 Catherine Ross. 809 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,520 In The Graduate. 810 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,520 The Graduate. 811 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,520 Not even Catherine Ross. 812 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,520 Catherine Ross' role in The Graduate. 813 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:08,520 And Bancroft in The Graduate. 814 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,520 Jane Fonda. 815 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,520 Why are you putting their roles? 816 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,520 Lady Gaga before Lady Gaga. 817 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,520 Stupid. 818 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,520 I feel like this is a foolishness. 819 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,520 Did she wear a meat suit? 820 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,520 Probably not. 821 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520 Janis Joplin. 822 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,520 I don't care about that one. 823 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,520 Don't know who that is. 824 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,520 The least American American actress. 825 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,520 Okay. 826 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,520 Don't know who that is. 827 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,520 Julia Child. 828 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,520 Julia Child, fucks. 829 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,520 Oh yeah. 830 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,520 Have you heard her? 831 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,520 Have you heard her voice? 832 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,520 No. 833 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,520 I recently started getting Julia Child videos in my For You page for whatever. 834 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,520 That's weird. 835 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,520 And she sounds like this. 836 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,520 It's hilarious to listen to. 837 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,520 But she gives some sound cooking advice. 838 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,520 You know what I've been getting a lot in the For You page? 839 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,520 Horrible, horrible car accidents. 840 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,520 I'm not sure what's going on with that. 841 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,520 Awesome. 842 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,520 That's good. 843 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,520 I'm just scrolling through it. 844 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,520 I'm like, hee hee, meme, hee hee, meme. 845 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,520 And then there's like a person being flung from their car and hit by a semi. 846 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,520 And I'm like, that ruined my day. 847 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,520 Mine is mostly just DJ Khaled yelling nonsense. 848 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,520 So, time to bring out the whole ocean. 849 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,520 If I had it my way, the whole ocean would not include whales. 850 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,520 Time to get rid of the whales. 851 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,520 Sybil Sheppard, I don't know who that is. 852 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,520 I've heard the name. 853 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,520 I don't know who it is. 854 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,520 The Last Picture Show. 855 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,520 Yoko Onobu. 856 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,520 Down vote. 857 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,520 The Dallas Cowboys Chewieaters. 858 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,520 From 72 to 73, why would they? 859 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,520 Only those. 860 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,520 They set the standard. 861 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,520 Shut up. 862 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,520 Susan Sarandon? 863 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,520 Susan Sarandon? 864 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,520 I don't know who she is, but I know the name. 865 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,520 No. 866 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,520 I don't know how to pronounce that. 867 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,520 Nope. 868 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,520 Keep on scrolling. 869 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,520 Toni Morrison? 870 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,520 I would have guessed that that was a guy. 871 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,520 Dolly Parton, hell yeah. 872 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,520 Bea Arthur? 873 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,520 Bea Arthur refused to acknowledge she was in the Marine Corps when later asked about it. 874 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,520 So, that's boo for me. 875 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,520 She was in the Marine Corps? 876 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,520 She was. 877 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,520 Down vote. 878 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,520 And when she asked about it later, she said she was not. 879 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,520 She tried to deny it. 880 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,520 Boo. 881 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,520 Not cool, Bea. 882 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,520 Was she actually in the Marine Corps? 883 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,520 Yes, she was. 884 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,520 How do you know? 885 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,520 Oh, there's pictures of her. 886 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,520 Golda Mir? 887 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,520 Respect. 888 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,520 That tells me nothing. 889 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:11,520 Oh, yes. 890 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,520 Karen Allen? 891 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,520 Don't know. 892 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,520 Goldie Hawn? 893 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,520 Don't know her. 894 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:20,520 Either she played somebody in the military or was in the military, it would appear. 895 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,520 Oh, or she's just wearing a silly hat. 896 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,520 Well, she's got like rank and stuff. 897 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,520 I think that's an Army uniform. 898 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,520 Oh, weird. 899 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,520 That could be wrong. 900 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,520 Beverly D'Angelo? 901 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,520 No idea. 902 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,520 Indira Gandhi? 903 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,520 Is that Gandhi's wife? 904 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:43,120 Why doesn't it tell us who any of these people are? 905 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,120 Joanne Jett? 906 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,120 I feel like. 907 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,120 Is it Joanne or Joan? 908 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,120 I have no idea, actually. 909 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,120 It might be Joan. 910 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,120 Looks like Joanne is Joan, I think. 911 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,120 Oh, very well. 912 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,120 I don't know who she is. 913 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,120 Do you know her? 914 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,120 You seem like you're going to say something. 915 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,120 I know the song. 916 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,120 I love Rock and Roll. 917 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,120 Oh, that's her? 918 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,120 Yeah, yeah. 919 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,120 Oh. 920 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,120 Again, I would have thought that was a guy. 921 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,120 Really? 922 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,120 You heard that high pitched voice and you were like, oh. 923 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,120 Well, I guess. 924 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,120 It was the 80s. 925 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,120 That was like the thing. 926 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,120 Fair enough. 927 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,120 You sound like a man. 928 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,120 Well, hang on. 929 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,200 There's a whole verse in that song where she sees a boy sitting by the record machine 930 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,520 and she's like, he's going to be with me. 931 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,040 And you're like, this is a dude. 932 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:22,800 The 80s were notorious for their acceptance of homosexuals. 933 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,880 Believe it or not, I don't know all of the words that I love Rock and Roll and I do not 934 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,120 go over them often. 935 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,120 It's like I don't even know you anymore. 936 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,800 Also, there's a part of the song where he says the boy says he's 17. 937 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,560 She's like, eh, who cares? 938 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,240 So not okay with that, Joan. 939 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,320 The fuck, Joan. 940 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,320 Not cool. 941 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,320 Meryl Streep. 942 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,320 Hell yeah. 943 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,320 I fucking Meryl Streep. 944 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,320 Don't know who that is. 945 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,320 Nope. 946 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,320 Cher. 947 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,320 Okay. 948 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,320 Sharon Stone. 949 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,760 Don't know who that is. 950 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,000 She's the chick who flashed a pussy on Basic Instinct. 951 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,800 She's got a strong name. 952 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,800 She does. 953 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,280 She does. 954 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,340 Shirley Jackson. 955 00:31:58,340 --> 00:32:00,640 She looks like she did something important. 956 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,840 You know, the lottery. 957 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,440 The lottery is like the Hunger Games is a short story. 958 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,200 Good for you, Shirley. 959 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,200 Princess Diana. 960 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,480 Hell yeah. 961 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,480 Cheryl Teagues. 962 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,480 Don't know who that is. 963 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,480 Nothing. 964 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,480 Madonna. 965 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,160 I feel like she should be this high on the list. 966 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,400 We're entering the top 20 now. 967 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,480 They're also shitting on modern Madonna. 968 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,480 That seems weird. 969 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,480 Yeah. 970 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,280 1985 Madonna, not 2010 Madonna. 971 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,480 This is a kind of a shit list. 972 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,480 Who wrote this list? 973 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,920 We're going to find them and we're going to drop a bunch of bricks on them when they 974 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,920 send them to New York. 975 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,920 Joan Didion. 976 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,920 No idea. 977 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,920 Nope. 978 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,920 Joyce Brothers. 979 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,920 Nope. 980 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,920 Gong Li. 981 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:48,240 First actual Chinese movie star we were exposed to. 982 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,600 Means nothing to me. 983 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,600 Chrissy Hind. 984 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,600 Nope. 985 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,920 I know the name Joan Rivers. 986 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,920 I don't know what she did. 987 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,920 She did a bunch of plastic surgery now. 988 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,920 She was a comedian. 989 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,920 Good for her. 990 00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,920 Yeah. 991 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,600 Tina Turner. 992 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,320 She covered that song that. 993 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:10,840 I can't think of it. 994 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:11,840 I feel stupid now. 995 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,840 We're moving on. 996 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:18,120 Don't know who that is, but by the looks of it, I would say she runs. 997 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,120 Basketball team. 998 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,120 Why is she? 999 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,720 As dominant as the Yukon basketball team. 1000 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,720 What does that mean? 1001 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,080 I assume she was a sprinter. 1002 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,400 It looks like she's ready to sprint in that picture. 1003 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,680 Why don't they just tell us who these people are? 1004 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,160 Yeah, this is a shit list. 1005 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,160 Esquire, you suck. 1006 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,160 Cattarina Witt. 1007 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,160 No idea. 1008 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,160 Nothing. 1009 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,160 Manon O'Ryder. 1010 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,120 I'm surprised she's this high, but yeah. 1011 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,120 Yeah. 1012 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,120 She's a stranger things though. 1013 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,120 Yeah. 1014 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,120 Janet Jackson. 1015 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,120 We all saw her boobs on TV. 1016 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,120 We did. 1017 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,280 I think she's mostly just Michael Jackson's sister. 1018 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,280 Yep. 1019 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,280 I'd agree. 1020 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,840 Liz Fair, don't know who that is. 1021 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,840 She kind of looks like Hillary Duff. 1022 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,840 She does. 1023 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,840 Fiona Apple. 1024 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,840 That's a fake name. 1025 00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,840 Yeah. 1026 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:00,840 Madeleine Albright. 1027 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,880 First female secretary of state. 1028 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,880 That's something important and noteworthy. 1029 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:07,880 Yeah. 1030 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:08,880 That one's correctly placed. 1031 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,720 She should be higher, if anything. 1032 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:12,720 Kim Basinger. 1033 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,720 No idea. 1034 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,720 Hope Sandoval. 1035 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,720 Nope. 1036 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,720 Is she from? 1037 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,720 That means nothing to me. 1038 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,720 She looks like she's from the United States. 1039 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:19,720 Yeah. 1040 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,400 She's nothing to me. 1041 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:25,160 She looks like she's from the Mamas and the Papas, but I might be wrong. 1042 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,160 Angelina Jolie. 1043 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,160 I disagree with that. 1044 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:31,520 Angelina Jolie is more than 50 slides ahead of Sacagawea. 1045 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,960 I have no love nor hate for Angelina Jolie. 1046 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,960 I don't get the hype. 1047 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,960 She's all right. 1048 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:39,960 Jennifer Aniston. 1049 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,120 Probably too high, but I fuck with it. 1050 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,240 Friends for life, baby. 1051 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,440 After giving into all this Brad Pitt nonsense, what does that mean? 1052 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,280 I feel like this is an old list. 1053 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,280 This has got to be. 1054 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,280 Serena Williams. 1055 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,280 She's a fucking strong, powerful woman. 1056 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,480 No woman will ever be as dominant. 1057 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,720 That's a weird thing to say. 1058 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,640 That is actually not a cool thing to say, I don't think. 1059 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,400 I agree with the placement, though. 1060 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:06,280 She fucking has, and I believe continues to rock the sports world. 1061 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,280 She's a unit. 1062 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,320 I agree with that one. 1063 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,320 What a bummer for Venus, though. 1064 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,080 She's always being Serena Williams' sister. 1065 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,880 I mean, she's the second best female tennis player of all time. 1066 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,400 No one gives a shit about second. 1067 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,640 Who was the second guy to climb out of her wrist? 1068 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,560 I don't know who the first guy to climb out of her wrist was. 1069 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,560 You suck. 1070 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,560 Who was it? 1071 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,560 Alistair Crowley. 1072 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,560 He keeps drooling. 1073 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,560 Is that Ozzy Osbourne? 1074 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:28,560 Never mind. 1075 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,560 It's a tangent. 1076 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,560 Britney Spears. 1077 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,560 That is fucked up. 1078 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,560 That's high placement, yeah. 1079 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,560 Katie Couric. 1080 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,560 Eh, OK. 1081 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,560 I mean. 1082 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,560 Don't know who that is. 1083 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,560 Such a small, such a force until people started feeling sorry for her. 1084 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,560 She a newscaster? 1085 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,560 I think so. 1086 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,560 She's like an investigative journalist. 1087 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,560 I think she's a journalist. 1088 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,560 I think she's a journalist. 1089 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,560 I think she's a journalist. 1090 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,560 I think she's a journalist. 1091 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,560 I think she's a journalist. 1092 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,560 I think she's a journalist. 1093 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,560 I think so. 1094 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,560 She's like an investigative journalist. 1095 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,560 I think she actually did legit stuff. 1096 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,560 Interesting. 1097 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,560 Judy Blume. 1098 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,560 Judy Blume. 1099 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,560 I mean, you know, she's very, she's very influential. 1100 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:56,560 Is she a writer? 1101 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,560 Yeah. 1102 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,560 I don't know that name. 1103 00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,560 I don't know her. 1104 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,560 A lot of childhoods. 1105 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,560 Sure. 1106 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,560 Sure. 1107 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,560 Kelly Clarkson. 1108 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,560 The best for wasting the history of pop music. 1109 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,560 What an audacious statement. 1110 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,560 I disagree with that. 1111 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:12,560 I don't hate Kelly Clarkson, but above fucking Madeleine Albright. 1112 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,560 Yeah. 1113 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,560 Above Serena Williams. 1114 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,560 Yeah. 1115 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,560 Yeah. 1116 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,560 Fucked up. 1117 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,560 Jessica Rabbit. 1118 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,560 That's her. 1119 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,560 That is actually a cartoon rabbit. 1120 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,560 Yep. 1121 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,560 Oh no. 1122 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,560 She's a cartoon chick. 1123 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,560 Was not a rabbit. 1124 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,560 She was a rabbit. 1125 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,560 I don't think so. 1126 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,560 Why would they call her Jessica Rabbit if she was a person? 1127 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,560 I think it's just her name. 1128 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:37,120 I'm like, if your name was fucking Donnie kitty cat. 1129 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,560 That's actually my legal name. 1130 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,560 Yes. 1131 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,120 I had it legally changed because. 1132 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,560 Donnie pussy cat. 1133 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,560 Yeah. 1134 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,560 Yeah, that's fucking stupid. 1135 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,560 Michelle Obama. 1136 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,560 I can agree with that one. 1137 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,560 Well, hang on. 1138 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,560 Why is it that, who was it? 1139 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,560 Nancy Reagan was the other vice president? 1140 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,560 Not a vice president. 1141 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,560 First lady. 1142 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,560 She was called the co-president. 1143 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,560 Michelle Obama is just a running mate. 1144 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,560 I don't know. 1145 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,560 It was Roosevelt. 1146 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,560 Yeah. 1147 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,560 I went on Roosevelt. 1148 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,560 What kind of. 1149 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,560 I don't know. 1150 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,560 Also, she's not, she wasn't a running mate. 1151 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,560 She was the wife of a running. 1152 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,560 All she really did was ruin school lunches. 1153 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,560 That is true. 1154 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,560 I don't fuck with that. 1155 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,560 I think she was a good first lady. 1156 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,560 I don't fuck with what she did to school lunches because school lunches used to be the shit 1157 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,560 and they're like, actually you can have three carrots. 1158 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,560 You fucking idiot. 1159 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,560 And then we all got fat anyways. 1160 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,560 Gave you a cheese stick and a chocolate milk and they're like, you're good. 1161 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,560 Go to gym class. 1162 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,560 Yeah. 1163 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,560 It was like 10 in the afternoon. 1164 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,560 Fucking great. 1165 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:31,560 Yeah. 1166 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,560 Asshole. 1167 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,560 Anyways, scrolling right along. 1168 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,560 Hillary Clinton is number one. 1169 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,560 Her only caption is indispensable. 1170 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,560 Again, I think Madeleine Albright should be higher. 1171 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,560 Yeah. 1172 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,560 I can go with Madeleine Albright at one. 1173 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,560 I disagree with Hillary being there. 1174 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:53,560 A lot of things we're not going to get into, but Knox on the record, you know? 1175 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,560 You know what blows my mind? 1176 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,560 That we just went through that entire list. 1177 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,560 Yeah. 1178 00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,560 Well, that too. 1179 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,560 The chemist who I can't think of her name right now because we read her. 1180 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,560 Marie Curie. 1181 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,560 Yeah. 1182 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,560 She was like the bottom 10. 1183 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,560 Yeah. 1184 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,560 That's fucked up. 1185 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,560 Out like. 1186 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,560 Fucking sack of joeia. 1187 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,560 Yeah. 1188 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,560 And then the child on her back. 1189 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,560 Exactly. 1190 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:12,560 Who wrote this list? 1191 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,560 Who wrote this list? 1192 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,560 We're going to send him hate mail. 1193 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,560 Fucking dickhead. 1194 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,560 It was you. 1195 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,560 It was not me. 1196 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,560 My list would be way better than that. 1197 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,560 Oh cool. 1198 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,560 This is from 2016. 1199 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,560 Oh, that makes sense why they put Hillary at the top. 1200 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,560 They were trying to garner support. 1201 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,560 I can't find an author, which makes sense. 1202 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,560 If I wrote this, I wouldn't put my name on it either. 1203 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,560 Pause and find it. 1204 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,560 We're back. 1205 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,560 Apparently, the pig actually listens to our podcast. 1206 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,560 Does he really? 1207 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,560 I sent it to him a couple of weeks ago. 1208 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,560 He never said anything. 1209 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,560 He messaged me today and was like, hey, I meant to tell you. 1210 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,560 I really like your podcast. 1211 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,560 It's really fun to listen to you guys. 1212 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,600 One of my friends the other day sent me a video of him at four in the morning, what I 1213 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,560 believe to be absolutely stoned, just laughing his head off at our podcast. 1214 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,560 I think that's a beautiful thing. 1215 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,560 That's a good compliment. 1216 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:55,560 It really is. 1217 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,560 One of the best you could have. 1218 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,560 It really is. 1219 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,560 I don't know if it's warranted, but it's appreciated. 1220 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,960 We're not particularly funny, but I'm glad we are when you're high. 1221 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:01,960 Whoever you are. 1222 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,560 Hey, if we could just get the high demographic to listen to us. 1223 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,560 We'd be chocked. 1224 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,560 Fine by me. 1225 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,560 What is this? 1226 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,560 Okay. 1227 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,560 So like Matthew Perry. 1228 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:14,720 So not best men of all time, but we can say manliest men. 1229 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,720 You know what I mean? 1230 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:16,720 Sure. 1231 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:22,800 Who your top manliest men in spirit of that article you just read. 1232 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,340 You start. 1233 00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:26,360 Number one, Brock, motherfucking Lesnar. 1234 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,960 Dude is a unit D1 collegiate wrestler. 1235 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,800 Only person to be in UFC, WWE and Madden games. 1236 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,640 What do you mean by, was he in Madden? 1237 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,640 When? 1238 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,840 When he was a single season for the Vikings. 1239 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,840 What do you mean by manly? 1240 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:49,240 Are we saying like, like the type of dude who I don't know is big, has beard, eats a 1241 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,240 lot of meat. 1242 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,440 So just looks like the stereotypical man. 1243 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:58,640 Not even looks like just like looks like is, I would say like is manly more than looks 1244 00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,640 manly. 1245 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:04,200 Who's your, who's your big Chuck Norris Chuck Norris. 1246 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,200 Yeah. 1247 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:13,400 I would say John Cena, but I was going to say early 2000s John Cena, which is not true 1248 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:18,480 because he looked like a cholo and now he looks like a dork wearing suits. 1249 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,240 I think he's a really good guy though. 1250 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,240 I'm not, I'm not trying to talk down about him. 1251 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:26,680 He's just had two weird looks about him. 1252 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,680 Yeah. 1253 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,200 You remember the whole like freestyle rapper, John Cena. 1254 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,880 Yeah when he wore like the jean shorts that went halfway down his calf and that was a 1255 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,880 little odd. 1256 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,200 He was wearing tops with gold chains. 1257 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,200 It was weird. 1258 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,600 It was a weird time to be a wrestling fan. 1259 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,600 You know that. 1260 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,600 Hmm. 1261 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,480 I don't know. 1262 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,960 I think Bear Grylls probably going to be on there. 1263 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,680 Bear Grylls is a manly motherfucker. 1264 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:54,480 A little weird about drinking urine all the time, but besides that manly manly dude. 1265 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,480 I guess. 1266 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,480 I suppose. 1267 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,480 I don't know. 1268 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:04,000 I should, you, I would have preferred a, a little buildup to this. 1269 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Oh, I'm sorry. 1270 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,640 I didn't realize we were going to hop into this. 1271 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,640 I could agree with Bear Grylls. 1272 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,640 He was in like the SAS too, which I think is pretty cool. 1273 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,640 The what? 1274 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,640 SAS. 1275 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,640 British special operations. 1276 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,640 Okay. 1277 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,640 Yeah. 1278 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,640 You don't know the SAS? 1279 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,640 No, I appreciate that you thought that saying it again would make me know what it is. 1280 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,640 I'm sorry. 1281 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,640 Sorry bud. 1282 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,640 Buddy. 1283 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,640 Hmm. 1284 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:31,640 I think Johnny Cash is pretty manly in his prime. 1285 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,640 Johnny Cash is a manly dude. 1286 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,640 Yeah. 1287 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,640 Is it three? 1288 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,640 Yeah. 1289 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:40,440 I would say the rock, but he's kind of too pretty. 1290 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,160 He would kick my ass. 1291 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,640 Say that to the rocks face. 1292 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,040 I don't think the rock would do anything. 1293 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,600 He'd just be like, Hey, fuck off. 1294 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,600 Yeah. 1295 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,600 Yeah. 1296 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,680 If he just like, if he just, if he'd rip my head off, that'd be bad publicity. 1297 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,680 He seems like a really nice guy. 1298 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,680 Yeah. 1299 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,680 I don't mean anything bad against him. 1300 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,040 He's just, he's a good looking guy. 1301 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,760 He just nails you with people's elbow. 1302 00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,760 He's not gruff. 1303 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,760 He's just fucking enormous. 1304 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,760 You know? 1305 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,760 Yeah. 1306 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:07,320 He looks like he moisturizes. 1307 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:12,200 I think it's funny that like as the rocks got more successful, he just, he seems like 1308 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,920 a really good dude, but you get like that early WWE Dwayne Johnson. 1309 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,080 Fuck you bitch. 1310 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,320 Shut up bitch. 1311 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,200 The rocks gonna put you in your place. 1312 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,560 And then like, you know, we see him now and he's like petting puppies and stuff like that. 1313 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:26,560 Being a good dad. 1314 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,960 We're like, Oh wow. 1315 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,880 It's like the more popular he gets, the larger he gets. 1316 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,880 Right? 1317 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,840 He's like mammoth of a man. 1318 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:38,680 He's a big ass dude in the nineties and he looks like a moose now. 1319 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,680 I mean that in a good way. 1320 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:40,680 Dude, Dwayne. 1321 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:41,680 He's enormous. 1322 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,360 Dwayne Johnson might legitimately be bulletproof. 1323 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,360 I can see it. 1324 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,280 Like he's just so dense and thick. 1325 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:52,400 You think I could cross him with a bear? 1326 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,320 You're going to need at least three bears to take down that man. 1327 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,560 That's fair. 1328 00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,120 The guy that sings Freebirds got to be on that list too. 1329 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,120 Mm hmm. 1330 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,120 Fucking. 1331 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,120 I think the guy that plays guitar on Freebird also needs to make the list. 1332 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,800 Just a chubby guy with a beard. 1333 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,800 Fucking awesome. 1334 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,160 What are their names? 1335 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:17,800 What about, um, Arnold Schwarzenegger? 1336 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,880 I feel like he makes the list, you know? 1337 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,600 I don't know. 1338 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,160 Why wouldn't he make your list? 1339 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,280 Same reason the rock wouldn't. 1340 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,480 It looks like he moisturizes. 1341 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:34,840 I've never thought I'm going to be a fucking man today. 1342 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,800 I've got to make sure I throw my lotion on. 1343 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:39,800 Well he's like. 1344 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800 Do I lotion? 1345 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:41,800 Yes. 1346 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,800 And I'm not throwing myself in the top five manliest men. 1347 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,800 I am. 1348 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,800 No, he's like a. 1349 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,800 Fucking that guy, dude. 1350 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:46,800 Oh, that's a man. 1351 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,800 Hell yeah. 1352 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,800 So is that Lynyrd Skynyrd singer? 1353 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,800 That was the original singer. 1354 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,800 I'm sure he's dead now. 1355 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,800 Well, yeah. 1356 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,800 Aren't they all dead? 1357 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,800 I think there's one that's still alive. 1358 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,800 I think he's still in the van. 1359 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,800 Good for him, man. 1360 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,800 Hanging in there. 1361 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800 I think it's one of the Van Zants. 1362 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,800 I could be wrong. 1363 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,040 What were you saying? 1364 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,400 He's like the cool old guy. 1365 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,400 Classy though, you know what I mean? 1366 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,400 Who? 1367 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,400 Arnold. 1368 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,480 Yeah, I would throw a modern Arnold in there, but you say Arnold, I think like 70s Arnold. 1369 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,960 What was going on in the 70s? 1370 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,080 He was just fucking enormous. 1371 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,080 The bodybuilder. 1372 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,080 Yeah, yeah. 1373 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,080 He looked moisturized. 1374 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,080 Well, I'm sure he did. 1375 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:26,000 Yeah, I imagine you go to a bodybuilding competition and you just have like ashy elbows and just 1376 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,600 really bad skin acne all over your chest. 1377 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,600 Like it probably wouldn't do you any good. 1378 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,600 Yeah. 1379 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,600 Modern Arnold. 1380 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,600 I'll throw it in there. 1381 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,600 I've been given some pretty serious thoughts entering a bodybuilding competition. 1382 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,600 Just oil yourself up. 1383 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,600 No, no, no, not even, dude. 1384 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,600 Not even. 1385 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,600 Tell me more. 1386 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,600 Just me. 1387 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,600 Just show up. 1388 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:43,600 Yeah. 1389 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,600 I don't shave. 1390 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:49,600 I go out there long, white and hairy, not even remotely muscular. 1391 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,600 I have like the, what's that? 1392 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:56,040 I have like the, what's that, never going to give you up. 1393 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,600 Never going to give you up. 1394 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,040 I had that playing in the background while I'm doing my routine. 1395 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:06,320 It's just a bunch of guys who take it really, really seriously. 1396 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,320 And you. 1397 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,320 And then there's me. 1398 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,320 Yeah. 1399 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,320 Please do it. 1400 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:16,720 I'm standing up there in like a sparkly blue thong, flexing my tiny little arms. 1401 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:21,720 Like, but the thing that I worried about is would the fellow bodybuilders, would they 1402 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,320 see the humor in it or would they just hate me? 1403 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,320 I think they would hate you. 1404 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,120 It doesn't mean they'll do anything, but I think they would hate you. 1405 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,360 Or they would just wide rage, like crush your skull. 1406 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,840 That's actually the exact thing that I'm worried about. 1407 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,840 I feel like it'd be kind of 50-50. 1408 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,480 Some of them would be like, oh, that's funny. 1409 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,080 And I'm going to be up here and be 350 pounds of pure muscle. 1410 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,080 Yeah. 1411 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,040 And the others would be like, I fucking fought to get here. 1412 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,400 I'm going to kill him. 1413 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:48,960 I've worked out 14 hours a day, every day since I was eight years old, and this fuck 1414 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:53,360 just thinks he can walk on stage because he's. 1415 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,280 Did that son of a bitch just Rick Romain? 1416 00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:00,840 I think you should do it. 1417 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,560 And then I want to get like one of those tracksuits that I'm talking about that you would wear 1418 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:04,560 in the back. 1419 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,560 So you understand. 1420 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,160 And it's like, you get some fake biceps. 1421 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,940 I just look huge, man. 1422 00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:11,680 They're all genuinely scared. 1423 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,680 Who is this dude? 1424 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,680 I'm going to fucking wait. 1425 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,440 And then I just peel it off and it's just. 1426 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,440 Donnie. 1427 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,440 All this. 1428 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,440 Yeah. 1429 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,440 Hey guys. 1430 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,440 Let's go. 1431 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,480 I'll get a crowd of like 150 people to come and just freak the fuck out when you walk 1432 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:25,480 on stage. 1433 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:30,520 If I do this, I need everyone that I've ever met just to lose their mind when I walk on 1434 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,520 stage. 1435 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,880 We can make it happen. 1436 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,880 You let me know when. 1437 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,760 Well, what do we got here? 1438 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,760 Jacksonville bodybuilding comps? 1439 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,760 Do we have any going on? 1440 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,720 Check it out. 1441 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:43,160 This whole little remote thing is super cool, man. 1442 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,440 It kind of sucks. 1443 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:49,080 And like, I don't think that I, you know how they do like the oil that makes you look like 1444 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,840 skinny or like, you know, skinny, but like dark. 1445 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,840 Yeah. 1446 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,840 I don't use that at all. 1447 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,840 Why not? 1448 00:46:54,840 --> 00:47:03,360 I think it'd be way funnier if you did use that. 1449 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:08,600 I don't think like. 1450 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,240 I think I want to look as like as unprepared as possible. 1451 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:18,280 I don't know if there's an option to have the oil. 1452 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,280 Is it required? 1453 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,280 The lube. 1454 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,280 The muscle lube. 1455 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,920 I forgot to put Jacksonville, North Carolina. 1456 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,800 That other Jacksonville sure is inconvenient. 1457 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,800 Yeah. 1458 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,800 Since it's like a nice town. 1459 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,480 Yeah. 1460 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,480 How do you click in this thing? 1461 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,480 Okay. 1462 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,480 We have mouse. 1463 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:41,560 This is worse. 1464 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,560 This is horrible. 1465 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,560 How did I? 1466 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:48,000 How did I get to Florida body building? 1467 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,280 Everything good I said about your little keyboard. 1468 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,280 I take it all back. 1469 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,960 Oh, North Carolina NPC. 1470 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,960 What is that? 1471 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,560 I don't know. 1472 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,560 Click on that. 1473 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,640 Oh, this looks intense. 1474 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,840 Baby, baby, baby. 1475 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,840 This looks intense. 1476 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:11,200 Charlotte is like. 1477 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,240 I've obviously never entered a bodybuilding competition. 1478 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:16,440 Is it something you can just slap your name on a sheet and show up? 1479 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:17,440 Probably. 1480 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,480 I don't know. 1481 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,560 Clean it is not good. 1482 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,560 Okay. 1483 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,400 I've had one of their things once. 1484 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,720 Somebody gave it to me and tasted like there's a piece of broccoli. 1485 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:32,800 It was steamed broccoli and it tasted like to prepare it. 1486 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,760 They dunked it in bleach and then threw it in the thing. 1487 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:35,760 Oh, that's actually delicious. 1488 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:36,760 So bad. 1489 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,760 That's why I make my broccoli. 1490 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,760 That checks out. 1491 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:39,760 NPC rules. 1492 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,760 Go to the rules. 1493 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,760 Am I even allowed to? 1494 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:42,760 What are they going to say? 1495 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,760 You can't be skinny. 1496 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:44,760 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1497 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,760 You're way too pacey and white. 1498 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,760 Get the fuck out of here. 1499 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,760 Come on, guys. 1500 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:59,960 Take or like, is there a pre-stream or do you have to actually be muscular? 1501 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:01,960 I don't think so. 1502 00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,280 Qualifications guidelines are as follows. 1503 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,080 To enter all classes, you must have completed in place top five in an NPC level. 1504 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,080 Okay. 1505 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,080 So that's not what I'm looking for. 1506 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,080 What? 1507 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,080 That's obviously not what I'm looking for. 1508 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,120 Ideally I'd like to find one where I can get like a people's or like a crowd favorite award 1509 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,160 and I can just bring everyone that I've ever met in my life. 1510 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,440 You think that's a thing? 1511 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,440 I think so. 1512 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,440 A crowd favorite award? 1513 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,440 I think that's a thing, isn't it? 1514 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:24,440 I don't know. 1515 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,440 I don't spend a lot of time walking into bodybuilding. 1516 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,440 No? 1517 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,440 Believe it or not. 1518 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:28,440 Really? 1519 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,440 You look like you do. 1520 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:30,440 I don't. 1521 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:31,440 No. 1522 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,440 I'm just gardening. 1523 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:33,440 I know like the... 1524 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,440 Gardening. 1525 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:40,440 Yeah, I think that would be a lot of fun if I didn't get murdered by massive, massive 1526 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,640 bodybuilders backstage. 1527 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:44,640 No balls. 1528 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:49,560 Also, if I were to do that and I were to go on stage with like a speedo, I would consume 1529 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,520 so much Viagra right before. 1530 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,520 Why? 1531 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,520 To make everybody really uncomfortable. 1532 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,720 That'd be really weird. 1533 00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:01,160 Is your wife and kid going to be there? 1534 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,160 I don't... 1535 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,160 I hate that. 1536 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,160 No, no. 1537 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,160 We're not digging the Viagra? 1538 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,160 No. 1539 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,160 Okay, well. 1540 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,160 Please don't do that. 1541 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,160 I'll just go cancel all my plans then. 1542 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,160 Do you know you can just get Viagra like in the mail now? 1543 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,160 Really? 1544 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,160 Yeah. 1545 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,400 There's a bunch of ads for it. 1546 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,720 Like Hymns, I think, is one of the companies. 1547 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:22,320 That's what my wife calls our dog and I hate it. 1548 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,200 Why? 1549 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,200 I don't know, man. 1550 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,200 I don't know. 1551 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,200 I'll be like, hey, can you go let the dog in? 1552 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,200 Oh, it's Hymns outside? 1553 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,200 No. 1554 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,200 He is outside. 1555 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,440 Hymns a good boy. 1556 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,440 No, he is a good boy. 1557 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:37,920 To be fair, I went to school with your wife and that might just be she doesn't know any 1558 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:38,920 better. 1559 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:43,200 Anyone want to elaborate on what that means? 1560 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,640 Well, we had most classes together. 1561 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,600 Oh, is she... 1562 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,400 I don't know if English was her strong suit. 1563 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,200 Oh yeah, it's like her third language. 1564 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,680 I think it is. 1565 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:54,680 Are you sure? 1566 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,680 Pretty sure. 1567 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:56,680 Huh. 1568 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,680 Considering she doesn't speak any others, I don't know what the first two would be. 1569 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:04,680 Got me a Walmart rain Mexican, bro. 1570 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:12,840 She's like a Danny Phantom, except instead of half ghost, she's half Mexican. 1571 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,840 These are all jokes. 1572 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,840 I love my wife to death. 1573 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:16,840 Don't hurt me. 1574 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,560 I'm talking pure fucking shit. 1575 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,640 Come at me. 1576 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,640 No balls. 1577 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,640 What were we talking about? 1578 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:24,640 Bodybuilding competitions. 1579 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:37,640 Oh yeah, and you wanted to have an erection for it for some reason. 1580 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:38,640 I think it'd be a confidence booster. 1581 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,640 Okay, why are you coughing? 1582 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,640 That's a good question. 1583 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,640 I don't know. 1584 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,640 Something in the air. 1585 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:53,160 You ever heard the story that Phil Collins watched somebody drown in the guy and then 1586 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,640 before we wrote that song, he drowned a person. 1587 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,640 No, no. 1588 00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:01,800 He was just out walking on the beach and he hurt like saw a guy drowning somebody and 1589 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,280 he just watched him and then he wrote a song. 1590 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,280 You know what I should do? 1591 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,080 I should make a fucking banger. 1592 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,080 Yeah. 1593 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,760 And they say like he like found the guy who did the drowning and gave him a ticket to 1594 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,360 the concert and had like the light shine on him right before the drum solo. 1595 00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,200 And he was like, I know what you did. 1596 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,200 That feels pretend. 1597 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,200 Yeah, it almost definitely is. 1598 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,200 But it was a cool story. 1599 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,760 People also say, and I haven't done no research into this. 1600 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:29,120 They say that Billy Joel wrote Piano Man. 1601 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,440 He was like sneaking around the bars because he was too famous to perform anywhere that 1602 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,600 wasn't like an actual venue. 1603 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,600 She was sneaking around the bars to play the piano and like I'm pretty sure that was his 1604 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,680 first big song. 1605 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,200 I had a friend that like very confidently told me like that, like this is the backstory 1606 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,200 to Piano Man. 1607 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,080 It's something about like the 70s. 1608 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,280 I don't think that's true. 1609 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:53,160 I would have met if he had written Down East or Alexa before Piano Man, I would totally 1610 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,160 believe that was true. 1611 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,160 But I don't think he did. 1612 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:59,320 I don't think the Down East or Alexa gets the notoriety it deserves. 1613 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,920 Down East or Alexa is a masterpiece. 1614 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,600 Every time I hear it, I cry. 1615 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,600 It's his best song. 1616 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,520 That's all. 1617 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:07,520 Released in 1973. 1618 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:13,080 You know, it's a couple Williams. 1619 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,080 Is it Wikipedia? 1620 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,840 I didn't fucking put Piano Man. 1621 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,840 What? 1622 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,960 Yeah, that little mouse sucks, dude. 1623 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,680 I think it was just the suggestion that comes up with Google every time. 1624 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,680 He's only five foot five. 1625 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:28,680 What a dork. 1626 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:29,680 That checks out. 1627 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,200 Tiny little man. 1628 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,680 Piano Man more like the short man. 1629 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:41,960 When did he get famous? 1630 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,760 Well probably from early career. 1631 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,760 Okay, so yeah, Piano Man will kick them off. 1632 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,920 Appears to be one of the ones that kicked him off. 1633 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:55,600 So that leads me to believe that he wasn't sneaking around playing the piano against 1634 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,920 the will of his fucking record label or whatever. 1635 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,560 Just to get the juices flying. 1636 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:05,680 He would go like right before someone went on stage, he would kidnap their pianist. 1637 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,680 Scalp them. 1638 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,360 He shows up with the hair on. 1639 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,040 Hey guys, you need a pianist? 1640 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,520 And they're like, yeah, who are you? 1641 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,680 I'm the piano man. 1642 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,520 You don't ask questions. 1643 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,880 For a song called the Piano Man, that dude with the harmonica will not shut up. 1644 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,880 True. 1645 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:29,960 If I'm writing a song called the Piano Man, I'm not starting off with a harmonica solo. 1646 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,960 That's for damn sure. 1647 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:31,960 It's a kick ass harmonica solo. 1648 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:32,960 It is. 1649 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:33,960 It is. 1650 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:34,960 Everybody knows it. 1651 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:35,960 Put it in the song harmonica man. 1652 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,480 You want to make that song just wail on the harmonicas? 1653 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,760 They said sing us a song. 1654 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,160 You're the harmonica man. 1655 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,680 Sing us a song so you can't play the harmonica anymore. 1656 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,280 You're not very good at harmonica. 1657 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,800 You want you to go away. 1658 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:59,840 You just wrote a song about Bob Dylan. 1659 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:05,120 Bob Dylan, he was a great lyricist, but I got to say as a singer, not great. 1660 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,120 The singing's not even bad. 1661 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:10,200 It's very unique and distinct, but the fucking harmonica is bad. 1662 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:14,400 If you're listening to Bob Dylan with headphones that are loud and the harmonica comes on, 1663 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,080 it hurts. 1664 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,080 It's uncomfortable. 1665 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,160 I listen to a lot of Bob Dylan. 1666 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,720 I don't like him, but is he that bad? 1667 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:21,720 Yeah. 1668 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:22,720 Let me pull him up. 1669 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,720 We're playing. 1670 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:24,720 Okay. 1671 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,720 All right. 1672 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,720 We got Bob Dylan. 1673 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:27,720 You ready? 1674 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:28,720 Light it up. 1675 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:42,520 I'm not hearing a lot of harmonica. 1676 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,520 He plays the harmonica. 1677 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:51,560 I can't play the harmonica while he's singing. 1678 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:59,800 Oh, that's horrific. 1679 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,520 That's like listening to a cat get massacred. 1680 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,680 You can tell he's playing the right thing. 1681 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,160 It's just not good. 1682 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,560 To be fair though, he's playing the guitar and has the harmonica on the fucking little 1683 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,360 harmonica holder around his neck. 1684 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,680 I'm sure that's not easy. 1685 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:13,680 Exactly. 1686 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,640 Just don't fucking do it. 1687 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,640 What the hell, Bob? 1688 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,000 Find a dork to play the harmonica for you. 1689 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,320 As we've learned recently, finding dorks is not that easy. 1690 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,480 Finding a dork in the 60s was much easier than now. 1691 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,400 Dorks back then were like, you know what? 1692 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,720 I'm along for the ride. 1693 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:30,720 Let's do it. 1694 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,160 Nowadays, a dork is like actually one hour is going to be $800. 1695 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:38,880 Then you had to find a dork and there were no Reddit forums where dorks were just lurking. 1696 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:39,880 Yeah. 1697 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:40,880 People just played instruments back then. 1698 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:41,880 They didn't have fucking video games. 1699 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:42,880 That's what they did. 1700 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,480 Where do you go to find a person playing? 1701 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,320 Did you try to drive around a bar? 1702 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,320 You just drive around with your windows down looking for a bad harmonica and you're like, 1703 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,320 that guy. 1704 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,120 You play shitty harmonica? 1705 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,400 I think in this scenario, he was looking for a good harmonica. 1706 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,400 That's true. 1707 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,080 I assume you would just go to a bar. 1708 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,200 People would be playing music and stuff. 1709 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,600 If you just walked into bars and yelled, hey, is anyone here to play X, Y, and Z instrument? 1710 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,120 How quickly could you form a band? 1711 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,680 I think if you did it, it depends on where you did it. 1712 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,620 If you're doing Jacksonville, North Carolina, I think it'd be kind of tough. 1713 00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:14,920 If you didn't like fucking Austin, Texas or like New York or Los Angeles, I think it'd 1714 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,080 be pretty easy. 1715 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,040 I think the music scene in New York is not what it used to be, especially since they 1716 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,840 started getting all those bricks right down. 1717 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:22,840 That's fair. 1718 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,840 Yeah. 1719 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,640 It is tough to play instruments when you're completely closed into your establishment 1720 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,960 by hordes of bricks outside. 1721 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:32,360 It really does hinder the process. 1722 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,360 Yeah. 1723 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,360 Anyways. 1724 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,720 I don't think it'd be that hard. 1725 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,720 Here I think it'd be pretty tough. 1726 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,720 Yeah. 1727 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,960 How do you go about forming a band now? 1728 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:42,960 We were in high school. 1729 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:43,960 It was so easy. 1730 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,960 He was like, you play an instrument? 1731 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:45,960 Yeah, I play an instrument. 1732 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:46,960 Oh, cool. 1733 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,960 We all play instruments. 1734 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:48,960 I think in high school it was mostly people whining about playing instruments. 1735 00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,960 You get together, it'd be awful. 1736 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,680 Well, yeah, but that's what it's all about, man. 1737 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,720 My metal band, Sulphur, we were horrific. 1738 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,720 We were a bad man. 1739 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,720 I don't know how you form a band now. 1740 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,840 You want to form a band? 1741 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:01,840 With the instruments we play? 1742 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:02,840 Yeah. 1743 00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:03,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1744 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,840 Let's do it. 1745 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,840 All right. 1746 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,840 Yep. 1747 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:11,320 I'll play the banjo and hit it with my melodic singing voice. 1748 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,880 I know a person, one of my coworkers, plays the harmonica. 1749 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:14,880 Really? 1750 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,880 Supposedly very well. 1751 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,280 Don't you play the harmonica as well? 1752 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,840 I at one point could play the intro to Piano Man. 1753 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,480 I no longer can. 1754 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:26,080 It sits in my car though, just in case I ever get stuck in traffic. 1755 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,920 Stuck in traffic and you're like... 1756 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,640 Fucking wailing on the harmonica. 1757 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,120 Holy shit, is Bob Dylan here? 1758 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,680 Can you imagine you're stuck in traffic and some people with the harmonica behind you 1759 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:39,200 just... 1760 00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,480 I thought about trying to harmonica train my horses. 1761 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:45,560 You're going to hit a note and they all come running? 1762 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,640 Give it a treat, harmonica. 1763 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:48,640 Every time. 1764 00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,080 Eventually, I won't have to walk to the fucking back of the pasture. 1765 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,600 I'll just wail on the harmonica and I'll be like, oh shit, treat time. 1766 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:59,000 You remember in the Legend of Zelda video games how you play a note on your orcarina 1767 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000 and the horse come running? 1768 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Nope. 1769 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Okay. 1770 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000 I never played Zelda. 1771 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000 Loser. 1772 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,960 Fantastic games though. 1773 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,960 I hear they're good. 1774 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:07,960 I just never played them. 1775 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,640 I actually planned to get it from my Switch and then your old roommate stole it from me. 1776 00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,080 Well yeah, you'll have that. 1777 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,040 On those big jumps. 1778 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,440 Meg was reeling into Zelda for a while. 1779 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,440 Oh yeah, I remember that. 1780 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,440 Yeah. 1781 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,440 Meg and Sammy. 1782 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,440 Really? 1783 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,240 Sammy doesn't strike me as a Zelda-er. 1784 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,040 No, he's a big gamer. 1785 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,520 Did you not know that? 1786 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,560 What a creative way of saying loser. 1787 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:31,560 That's fucking rude. 1788 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,560 Hey man, you play video games. 1789 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,800 I don't think it makes you a loser. 1790 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,800 You suck. 1791 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,800 Your wife plays video games. 1792 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:37,800 No, she doesn't. 1793 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:38,800 She used to. 1794 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,800 Oh, not anymore. 1795 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,800 I changed her. 1796 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:41,800 I made her cool. 1797 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,200 Did you change her or did she have to sell it? 1798 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,200 Let's not dwell on the details. 1799 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,800 The important thing is that she doesn't like to play video games. 1800 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:48,800 I bet she will. 1801 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,800 That being said, whenever GTA 6 drops, I'll be buying a console. 1802 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:55,200 I think I'm going to record like this from now on. 1803 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,200 Oh okay, yeah. 1804 00:59:56,200 --> 01:00:00,160 You look like that video DMX where he's yelling into the mic that's just hanging from the 1805 01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:01,160 ceiling. 1806 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:02,160 Yeah. 1807 01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,760 You look like a 1950s announcer. 1808 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,560 Is that a thing that they did? 1809 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:11,400 When they were announcing boxing matches and the thing would lower from the ceiling and 1810 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:17,400 they're like, oh, in this corner we have in the red corner, Caller Deage. 1811 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:26,640 He is not using the usual lube for his muscles today because he does not have any. 1812 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,200 We will see how things go for him. 1813 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,040 Whenever I enter my bodybuilding competition, I really want you to be the announcer for 1814 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:33,040 me. 1815 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,560 Well, the podcast has to take off so that I can get the announcing gig. 1816 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:37,560 Good point. 1817 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,560 Good point. 1818 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,560 So we really got to double down on the marketing, but I will absolutely do that. 1819 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:47,760 I will announce everybody else normal and then I'll talk like this for you. 1820 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,480 And next on stage we have Lou Ferrigno. 1821 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:55,140 Front of a bicep. 1822 01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:56,140 The back thing. 1823 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:57,140 Thank you Lou. 1824 01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:58,140 Go away. 1825 01:00:58,140 --> 01:00:59,140 Caller Deage. 1826 01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:00,140 I'm going to be the announcer. 1827 01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:03,280 Caller Deage, oh my goodness. 1828 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:07,640 That's exactly what I want. 1829 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,640 Yeah fuck with it. 1830 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:14,400 We just got to take off so I can walk in and kick somebody out of their job of announcing 1831 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,400 things. 1832 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,400 Hey you, what are your qualifications? 1833 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,400 I was a professional bodybuilder for eight and a half years. 1834 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,400 I wouldn't want to be otherwise. 1835 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,760 No, not impressed, not impressed. 1836 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,240 I have a podcast in my spare bedroom. 1837 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,240 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1838 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,240 I didn't know. 1839 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,240 I didn't know. 1840 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,240 Take my job. 1841 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,240 Take my job. 1842 01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:30,920 You heard the party's over? 1843 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,000 No, I haven't. 1844 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,960 Okay, well that's a bummer. 1845 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:40,040 Oh my cool people listen to it you fucking idiot. 1846 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:47,480 Back in the gym with your tiny ass calves he's like oh. 1847 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,480 Yeah. 1848 01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:49,480 Yeah. 1849 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:54,000 Don't bodybuilders usually have actually pretty chiseled calves? 1850 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,800 Calves are like an notoriously hard muscle group to develop. 1851 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,800 I don't know why I'm not a bodybuilder. 1852 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,760 I don't know any of that shit but like you know a small calf is a big insecurity. 1853 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,840 I work with this guy and he's a pretty strong cat but he has tiny little calves. 1854 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,300 Tiny tiny little calves. 1855 01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:10,160 Not to toot my own horn but genetically I have pretty large calves. 1856 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,960 Yeah your father has some large calves too. 1857 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:14,920 As do the men on my mom's side of the family so. 1858 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,840 Oh you just got all the calf jeans huh? 1859 01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,240 It's fucking raining in for me. 1860 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:19,280 Oh yeah dude. 1861 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,440 Do I develop them at all? 1862 01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,480 No I do not but they look alright. 1863 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:27,560 I think having massive calves might be a bigger flex than having massive forearms. 1864 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,160 Nah. 1865 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:33,440 Like imagine you're walking around the park with your kids and your jerseys and you've 1866 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,000 just got circular calves. 1867 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,560 That'd be impressive. 1868 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:42,320 I have a family member on my mother's side whose calves are just wickedly impressive. 1869 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,400 I don't think he works his calves. 1870 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,960 He might run but it looks like there's a softball in there. 1871 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:48,960 That's terrifying. 1872 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,760 That is what I want for my calves. 1873 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,280 Like when does that kick in for me? 1874 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:58,440 Do I have those genetics and how do I get them going? 1875 01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:59,440 Because that'd be fucking great. 1876 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,440 I never understood it because like I don't know bodybuilder dudes who have like me looking 1877 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:08,480 calves and then I just know like us suburban dad of four who are just boulders hanging 1878 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,520 from his thighs and I'm like how did you do this? 1879 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,360 I think it might be the New Balances. 1880 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,360 I think so. 1881 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,360 I'd be having the New Balances. 1882 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,720 Let me see them calves. 1883 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,720 My calves? 1884 01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:18,720 Yeah let me see them. 1885 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:19,720 You've seen my calves. 1886 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:20,720 I'm not looking at them currently. 1887 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:24,200 Let me see them. 1888 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,960 Those are actually some pretty nice calves. 1889 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,640 No homo. 1890 01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,720 You have complimented me on them recently. 1891 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:30,720 Have I really? 1892 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:31,720 Yeah. 1893 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:32,720 When you were staying here. 1894 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:33,720 Oh well. 1895 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:34,720 Duh. 1896 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,720 I don't remember doing that but idiot. 1897 01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,640 It's the last compliment I got. 1898 01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:42,640 Of course I remembered it. 1899 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:48,320 It's been 18 years. 1900 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,920 I did work my calves in Yuma though. 1901 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,160 It's one of the worst muscles to work. 1902 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,880 Your calves are sore the next day and make fucking everything hard. 1903 01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,200 They're like super easy to cramp. 1904 01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,040 It's like oh I'm out of bed and I'm in pain already. 1905 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,040 You know? 1906 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,000 I had a wicked calf day yesterday. 1907 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,800 Imagine you're like somebody's limping around. 1908 01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,280 They're like hey dude you okay? 1909 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,280 What happened? 1910 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,280 Oh yeah calf day bro. 1911 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:13,520 I would laugh in them face. 1912 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,400 I had calves brother. 1913 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,040 I think the only thing you can really do in that situation is poke them in the eye and 1914 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,800 then run away because they're not going to chase you. 1915 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,800 Their calves are sore. 1916 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,240 True, true. 1917 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,640 Unless their calves are just so powerful that they can chase you faster. 1918 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,760 Did you think about that? 1919 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:34,560 Well I think if I got really really raw calves just hurting brother I could outrun them. 1920 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,440 I think if I got poked in the eye I could chase anybody down. 1921 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:41,000 I could fucking I could get Usain Bolt if I got poked in the fucking eye. 1922 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,160 Dude I was playing with my daughter today man. 1923 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:48,560 She just spun around and I caught a heel straight to the eye and it was painful dude. 1924 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,360 A little baby spin kick. 1925 01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:51,360 Yeah it doesn't sound good. 1926 01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:53,800 Were you like fucking spinning her like a pizza? 1927 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:57,800 Oh no I was kneeling down and she was standing on the couch and she was just dancing being 1928 01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:58,800 a baby and shit. 1929 01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,800 It was super cute. 1930 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:00,800 Sure. 1931 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:01,800 And then just boom. 1932 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,160 She like chucked Norris meat. 1933 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,880 Solid eyeball contact there. 1934 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,520 It was horrible. 1935 01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:08,520 Leveled me. 1936 01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,360 Interesting. 1937 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,520 I was cleaning my horse's foot out the other day. 1938 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,920 That's the thing you have to do. 1939 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:16,920 Cool. 1940 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,520 Get the dirt out and she kicked me in the back of the knee. 1941 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:21,520 Full force. 1942 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,800 At least it wasn't the kneecap. 1943 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,800 That's true. 1944 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,800 It was at least the bendy part. 1945 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:31,760 It was like right here like right under the bend. 1946 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:32,760 On the top of the calf. 1947 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:33,760 It was painful. 1948 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:34,760 Yeah. 1949 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:35,760 Is that a bummer? 1950 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:36,760 Yes. 1951 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,240 But could it have been way worse? 1952 01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:39,240 Absolutely. 1953 01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:43,360 There's like three or four places besides that I would not want to be kicked in. 1954 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,160 Yeah that's more than that actually. 1955 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:50,720 I mean like given the option I would choose not to be kicked by a horse don't get me wrong. 1956 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,920 But if I had to be kicked by a horse right in a joint would be the bendy part of the 1957 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:54,920 joint I should say. 1958 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,920 It's one of the best places. 1959 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,440 It was the little horse though thankfully. 1960 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:02,320 Not the like 1200 pound one. 1961 01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:03,320 Yeah. 1962 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:06,480 Not the one that's larger than every other horse there. 1963 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:07,480 That horse is a unit. 1964 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,000 Yeah dude she's fucking huge. 1965 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:14,240 She is like right at the line of being qualified as a draft horse. 1966 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:15,840 What does that mean? 1967 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,640 Draft horses are like you know like the Clydesdales and shit. 1968 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,560 The enormous horses that's a draft horse. 1969 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,640 Oh cool. 1970 01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:24,080 I thought a Clydesdale had to be a Clydesdale. 1971 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,760 I thought it was a breed. 1972 01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,360 Yeah Clydesdale is a breed of draft horse. 1973 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,160 Draft horses just means they're enormous. 1974 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,160 Gotcha. 1975 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:32,920 What makes a draft horse special? 1976 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,200 The giant. 1977 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,200 That's it? 1978 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,480 Yeah. 1979 01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,200 I mean like back in the day they were super useful because they're huge. 1980 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,080 Yeah I'm sure but like now what do you do with them? 1981 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:47,280 I mean like a larger person it's going to be easier for a draft horse to support you 1982 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,920 than you know like a quarter horse that's small and built for speed. 1983 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:51,920 What is that thing? 1984 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:52,920 That's a draft horse. 1985 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:53,920 That thing looks wow. 1986 01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:56,440 Dude you could drive a car with that thing. 1987 01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:57,440 It would break the car. 1988 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,440 Yeah. 1989 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,080 Some of these things are fucking huge. 1990 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:08,640 And then you get into you know mules or donkey horse hybrid. 1991 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:12,480 You cross them with the draft horse you get a mammoth mule. 1992 01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,720 Is this the mammoth mule? 1993 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:15,720 8,000 pounds? 1994 01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,720 This is the horse you were docking at. 1995 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,760 What the hell? 1996 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,760 Oh it's actually called a mammoth mule? 1997 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:25,760 Yeah. 1998 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:26,760 Well that is a large mule. 1999 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:30,000 Did you see that fucker? 2000 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,400 I mean it's no 8,000 pounds like the Barnabas horse or whatever that was. 2001 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,400 Barnabas? 2002 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,400 What is that? 2003 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,400 Brabant? 2004 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,400 That's a big fucker dude. 2005 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,200 8,000 oh strength 8,000 pounds. 2006 01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:42,960 I thought it weighed 8,000 pounds. 2007 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,560 I was genuinely scared. 2008 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,480 Yeah that'd be a meaty boy. 2009 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,480 It's a fucking six ton horse. 2010 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:51,480 Four ton horse I'm sorry. 2011 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,480 That would be terrifying. 2012 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,480 Horses are cool. 2013 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:54,480 Horses are fun. 2014 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:55,480 Horses are cool man. 2015 01:07:55,480 --> 01:08:00,520 They're like you know every now and then they'll kick you in the head and you'll die. 2016 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,520 Not often. 2017 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,520 Not if you have like a well trained horse. 2018 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,520 Not often enough. 2019 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,320 Are they like dogs? 2020 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:07,480 What do you mean? 2021 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:08,480 They're not. 2022 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,840 They're actually a different type of animal. 2023 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:11,840 Yes. 2024 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:12,840 Yeah. 2025 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,440 But like can you breed like an attack horse? 2026 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:16,520 I don't fucking know. 2027 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:17,520 A guard horse? 2028 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:18,520 I don't know shit about horses. 2029 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:21,440 If we want to do a horse episode we've got to get the old lady in here. 2030 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:22,800 Imagine you're like you're falling asleep. 2031 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:29,520 You live in a shitty neighborhood and outside your house you hear. 2032 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:30,520 And you hear some dudes. 2033 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:31,520 Oh shit. 2034 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:37,280 Like you look out the window and some folks being chased off your lawn by a. 2035 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,960 2000 pound horse. 2036 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:41,160 That would be cool. 2037 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:47,600 It runs like he runs a little bit too slow and gets kicked in the dome. 2038 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:48,840 We could try to breed that. 2039 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:49,840 Yeah man. 2040 01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:51,760 Like are there aggressive horse breeds? 2041 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,040 I doubt it. 2042 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,040 Shire horse? 2043 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:58,160 That surprised me because you think Shire or you think little people. 2044 01:08:58,160 --> 01:08:59,160 Because of that guy. 2045 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,160 Yeah. 2046 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,160 JRS Holken. 2047 01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,160 The man. 2048 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:03,160 The myth. 2049 01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,160 The legend. 2050 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:05,160 The goat. 2051 01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,160 I mean how big that is. 2052 01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:07,160 That's a large horse. 2053 01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,160 Oh yeah. 2054 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,160 These fuckers. 2055 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,160 That thing is smaller than Sienna. 2056 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:23,560 When I was a kid I lived in a real Amish area and I used to walk to Dollar General and 2057 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:27,640 I walked the sidewalk and there would be this little Amish fool riding his shuttled pony 2058 01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:32,920 on his little cart and we used to foot race and he would always win because he had a fucking 2059 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:33,920 horse. 2060 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:39,000 I'd be walking and I was here coming up behind me. 2061 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:42,600 I would look back and there was this little Amish kid and I'd look at him and he'd look 2062 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:46,520 at me and I would just take off and he would take off too and he would always win. 2063 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:48,920 There's Amish and Fort Wayne. 2064 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:55,880 I mean like not Fort Wayne but we lived in Grable. 2065 01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:57,600 You see these fucking mini donkeys? 2066 01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:58,600 That's a cute little thing. 2067 01:09:58,600 --> 01:09:59,600 That's cute as shit. 2068 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:03,440 You bet your ass I'm going to get a mini donkey one day. 2069 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:05,800 Get over here you little ass. 2070 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:06,880 I see what you did there. 2071 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,160 I see what you did there. 2072 01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:12,680 I really like large large dogs. 2073 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:20,000 I'm not a big horse guy but just give me like a 300 pound dog. 2074 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,760 Unless it turns on me because I will have no fighting chance against that mammoth creature. 2075 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:24,760 Oh fooey. 2076 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,040 I was referring to a donkey when I was talking about a mule. 2077 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,520 I feel foolish now. 2078 01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:33,400 If I said donkey earlier I meant mule probably. 2079 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,160 You mean mule if you said donkey? 2080 01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,160 Yeah that. 2081 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:37,160 I don't know. 2082 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,160 I digress. 2083 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,560 We've been talking about horses for too long for people that don't know anything about 2084 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:42,560 horses. 2085 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,560 I don't know shit about horses. 2086 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:44,560 I'm having a great time. 2087 01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:45,560 Interesting. 2088 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,280 Did we ever respond to Tolk? 2089 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,280 Nope. 2090 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,520 We need to? 2091 01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:54,160 I think we should just downvote his other comment too. 2092 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,620 Respond to him. 2093 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:59,960 Respond to him and then we will downvote all of the comments. 2094 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:00,960 Including our own? 2095 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:01,960 Yeah. 2096 01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:03,640 Our own. 2097 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,360 Our own. 2098 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,520 So we hit up Tolkin fan. 2099 01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:10,960 We said we just want to talk about politics and opinions. 2100 01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:13,080 Would you like to hear what he has to say? 2101 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,560 That was pretty much the... 2102 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:15,560 Say he or they? 2103 01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:16,920 Because we still don't know a gender. 2104 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:17,920 That's a good point. 2105 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:18,920 I just said you. 2106 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:20,920 I didn't say he to him. 2107 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:22,680 Or he to that. 2108 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,240 Very cool. 2109 01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:25,240 Real quick. 2110 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,640 What's a stupid song lyric that gets you? 2111 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:32,560 That was on Reddit when I pulled it up. 2112 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,560 I don't know if I know any off the top of my head. 2113 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:40,760 I do think, I've made this recommendation to you previously in American Badass, when 2114 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,640 Kid Rock says, what did he say? 2115 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:46,520 You can get with rock or you can suck my dick? 2116 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:48,240 You can roll with rock or suck my dick. 2117 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:51,080 You can roll with rock or you can suck my dick. 2118 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:54,520 Why wouldn't he say you can roll with rock or you can suck my cock? 2119 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,520 Because it rhymes. 2120 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,520 I have no idea. 2121 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:57,520 You have to take that off of Robert. 2122 01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,480 Yeah, I'll talk to him, dude. 2123 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:00,480 Head him up. 2124 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,480 I will. 2125 01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:02,480 I'll let him know. 2126 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:03,480 Cool. 2127 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:04,480 What about you? 2128 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:08,360 In the song Soul Sister by Train, he says, I'm so gangster, I'm so thug. 2129 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:09,360 Yeah. 2130 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,720 Yeah, I've thought about this before. 2131 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:16,560 Now, not a big Train fan, but no, you're fucking not. 2132 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:18,600 No, you're not. 2133 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:19,600 Shut up. 2134 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,160 Is that a reference to something? 2135 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:22,160 What? 2136 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,160 No, you're not. 2137 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,160 No, you're fucking not. 2138 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:25,160 Shut up. 2139 01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:26,160 No, I'm so gangster, I'm so thug. 2140 01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:27,160 I don't think so. 2141 01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:28,160 I don't think so. 2142 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,160 Is it the song by Train? 2143 01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:30,160 Yep. 2144 01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:31,160 I didn't know that. 2145 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,160 Okay. 2146 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:33,160 Yeah. 2147 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:36,960 I thought you were referencing I'm so gangster, I'm so thug by somebody named Train. 2148 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,320 No, no, the band. 2149 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:39,320 We're getting deeper. 2150 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,840 The band Train. 2151 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,120 That's the Hey Soul Sister people? 2152 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:43,120 Yeah. 2153 01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:44,120 Okay. 2154 01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,120 Okay. 2155 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,120 Now we're on the same page. 2156 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:47,480 Some of the least gangster and thug individuals in the world, actually. 2157 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:48,480 You know that? 2158 01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:49,480 Mm hmm. 2159 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:50,480 I'm sorry. 2160 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:53,720 I would love to find out that Train is out there extorting local businesses and whacking 2161 01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:54,720 fools. 2162 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,200 I feel like they're not. 2163 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,200 It could be though. 2164 01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,200 I have a sinking suspicion. 2165 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,240 Maybe, just maybe. 2166 01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:02,640 They're dorks? 2167 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,560 The guy who plays the ukulele. 2168 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:09,880 It's, yeah, it goes, ah, ah, ah. 2169 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,120 Probably not a hardened killer. 2170 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:13,120 Who knows? 2171 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,760 Maybe Train will get caught up in a young thug style Rico case and that would be just 2172 01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,960 the funniest shit I've ever heard of in my life. 2173 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,000 But I feel like it's not the case. 2174 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,240 Could we pull the puppet strings and make that happen somehow? 2175 01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:32,760 We're going to start doing heinous madness and be like, we're going to drive by, roll 2176 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:36,320 in the window, hey soul sister. 2177 01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:39,600 While wearing masks of Train. 2178 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,520 You've been trained. 2179 01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:42,960 We podcast all of it. 2180 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:46,800 Nobody knows until 30 years from now somebody happens to listen to that episode. 2181 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,400 Wait a minute. 2182 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:50,680 I say we go for it. 2183 01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:53,200 I can see no possible way this could go wrong. 2184 01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,200 No, no issues. 2185 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,040 Until like the FBI knocks on our door. 2186 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:57,480 Are you the Train boys? 2187 01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:00,320 We're like, oh shit, oh shit, no, no, no, no, no. 2188 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,320 How'd you know? 2189 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:04,760 Well, we had our RAV4 license plate matches. 2190 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:05,760 Shit. 2191 01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:08,760 We thought of everything. 2192 01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,200 Damn it. 2193 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:18,840 I put a thing on the back that said I do not consent to photography. 2194 01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:19,840 That's how that works, right? 2195 01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:20,840 Yeah, dude. 2196 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:21,840 Obviously. 2197 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,600 I'm going to throw that out there one more time. 2198 01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:25,840 Joy chestnut fight me. 2199 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:29,360 I'll throw that out there every couple of episodes. 2200 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,400 I also just keep it with the spirit. 2201 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,400 Jimmy Buffett rest in peace. 2202 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:33,400 Facts. 2203 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:34,400 Rest in peace, Jimmy Buffett. 2204 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,440 All right, P. All right, you ready to wrap this up? 2205 01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:37,440 Yes, sir. 2206 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:38,440 Cool. 2207 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:39,440 Thanks, guys. 2208 01:14:39,440 --> 01:15:04,040 Bye, guys.