1 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 recording. 2 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,440 Alright man, let's get to it you know. 3 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,440 How we doing? 4 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,440 Doing good. 5 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,440 Do we like introduce ourselves? 6 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,440 Is that how you start a podcast? 7 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,940 I guess, I mean it's our first episode. 8 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:43,480 Yeah, nobody knows who we are except for the... 9 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,480 My mom. 10 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,480 I'm John. 11 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,480 My name is Kyler. 12 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,480 It's weird. 13 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:48,480 It is, yeah. 14 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,480 People call me Donny. 15 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:50,480 Don't ever call me Kyler again. 16 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,480 I figured you'd call yourself Kyler. 17 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:52,480 I don't know who suggested that idea but it was stupid. 18 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,480 It was your mom. 19 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:54,480 Idiot. 20 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,480 Hey, hey. 21 00:00:55,480 --> 00:01:00,480 Love you mom. 22 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:06,480 I thought she wasn't going to listen to this because we're going to say the curse words. 23 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,480 I play on a swear word profusely. 24 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:12,480 I don't know about profusely but I'm not going to avoid it. 25 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,480 Fuck. 26 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,800 Did you say thug? 27 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,520 I said fuck but yeah, I enunciated very poorly. 28 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,520 Okay, for real. 29 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,360 I'm not a good quality for a podcast host. 30 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,360 Sure. 31 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,360 I'm not a good quality. 32 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,360 Well, fun fact. 33 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:31,360 I ordered an Oxcord because it's 10 years ago. 34 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,360 I need that stuff. 35 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,880 I ordered one and two came. 36 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:34,880 Oh, yeah. 37 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,120 Shout out to Jeff Bezos for that. 38 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,600 My man, Jeff Bezos. 39 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,880 Have you ever heard that song? 40 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:40,880 Who's that guy? 41 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,380 He does like the... 42 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:43,380 The comedian guy. 43 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:44,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 44 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:45,380 Jeff Bezos. 45 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:46,380 You know what I'm talking about? 46 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:48,880 Yeah, about like eating kids or something. 47 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,380 Yeah, just Jeff being a monster. 48 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:52,380 Yeah, dude. 49 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,520 You think Jeff Bezos planned to be a supervillain? 50 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,480 And is that like, it just happened? 51 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,280 I don't think you planned to be a supervillain. 52 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,880 Was he just a dork that wanted to sell books? 53 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,760 I don't think you can be a dork and get powerful and not be a supervillain. 54 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:04,760 That's true because you're a boy. 55 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,760 Exactly. 56 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,760 Was Jeff Bezos a boy? 57 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,760 Was he a cool guy? 58 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,040 Jeff Bezos had male pattern baldness and was a bookseller. 59 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,040 Jeff Bezos was... 60 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,040 Jeff Bezos was a boy. 61 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,480 Yeah, that's fair. 62 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:20,000 Dude, you're slinging books from his parents' garage. 63 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Jeff Bezos was a boy. 64 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,560 Relentlessly, in high school. 65 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:28,240 I mean, most people hate Jeff Bezos because of the things he does. 66 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,760 I also hate Jeff Bezos, but I hate Jeff Bezos because I want to be Jeff Bezos. 67 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,760 I want Jeff Bezos. 68 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,320 Do they hate Jeff Bezos for what he does or for what he doesn't do? 69 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,520 They're like, he should rebuild the rainforest. 70 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,520 That's fair. 71 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,640 And then he's like, no, I'm taking my yacht to Italy. 72 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:42,640 Yeah. 73 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,640 I'm... 74 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:44,640 Jeff... 75 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:47,680 Sheating on my wife. 76 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,680 Not cool. 77 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:49,680 Not cool, Jeff. 78 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:54,440 I'm all sitting there like in our 1000 square foot houses that we can't afford. 79 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,320 Like, Jeff, you bastard. 80 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,320 I'm not trying to be like a Jeff sympathizer. 81 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,920 It's like he's got too much money. 82 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,360 But it's still, I want it. 83 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,240 If I was in Jeff Bezos shoes, I would be doing the exact same thing. 84 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,440 And you're lying to yourself if you say like, I would dedicate my life to rebuilding like 85 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,440 the Amazon rainforest. 86 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,840 No, you wouldn't. 87 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:21,120 You would be on that yacht in Italy with Jess, clinking $10,000 champagne bottles. 88 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,120 Who the hell's Jess? 89 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,120 Jeff? 90 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,120 I think you said with Jess. 91 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,120 I might have. 92 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,120 I don't know. 93 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:32,640 Because then you got the other billionaires like Bill Gates, also a supervillain, just 94 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,960 even Dorkier, just continued to be a Dork into adulthood. 95 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,080 We're all mad at Jeff. 96 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,640 He's like, he went to space in a cowboy hat. 97 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,640 Can you believe it? 98 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,640 Like, yeah. 99 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,640 It is awesome. 100 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,640 Okay. 101 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,320 I'm going to go to the video of them coming back and him just being like, just ignoring 102 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,640 William Shatner. 103 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,080 Super fucked up. 104 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:56,800 William Shatner is trying to like paint this big picture of the universe and how awe inspiring 105 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,800 it was. 106 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,080 And Jeff Bezos like sprays him with fucking champagne. 107 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,920 Like, yeah, recovering alcoholic alcohol. 108 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,280 Well, is it his job to know that? 109 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,280 No, I didn't know. 110 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,280 He invited him to space. 111 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,000 Why he should know something about him. 112 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,520 Obviously he had interest in him going there. 113 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,840 He's going to space. 114 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,440 Obviously a rincata Kirk would do to space. 115 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,680 It's not your response. 116 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,280 He wasn't even thinking like, I'm a huge William Shatner fan. 117 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,200 He was like, dude, who do we go to space with? 118 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,040 Oh, Captain Kirk and also Michael Myers. 119 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,960 But that's another story for another time. 120 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,960 The mask Michael Myers. 121 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,720 It's William Shatner mask. 122 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:28,720 Oh, yeah. 123 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,720 Yeah. 124 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,720 Yeah. 125 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,720 The bleached William Shatner mask. 126 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,720 Yeah. 127 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,240 Which is, makes it so much more terrifying. 128 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,240 Yeah, I guess. 129 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:39,840 Anyways, like, you don't think like, I'm a big William Shatner fan. 130 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,520 You think like, oh, yeah, the space guy. 131 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,560 Well, yeah, you think of Star Trek. 132 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,560 That's the thing. 133 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,560 Yeah. 134 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,960 Or that he used to be in like a medical show or something. 135 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:47,960 I don't know. 136 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,720 My parents watched it when I was younger and every episode ended with William Shatner smoking 137 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,200 a cigar somewhere outside. 138 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,560 And I remember as a child, I hated it. 139 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,560 It made me mad. 140 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:57,560 I don't want to watch this. 141 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,560 This is boring. 142 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,560 I would probably enjoy the show now. 143 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,960 But I do remember that. 144 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:04,080 Also William Shatner is like in his 90s. 145 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,080 Yeah. 146 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,080 And he's just doing that. 147 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,200 He's just going to space casually. 148 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:11,480 I would, I would venture to say when you're old and you're, you're, you're, you're, you're 149 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,120 joints and your bones have just been rubbing for years. 150 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,000 Zero gravity's got to feel great. 151 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 I guess. 152 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Yeah. 153 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,800 If I was 90, I guess if I, I don't know, I feel like on one hand at that age, I'd be 154 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,440 like, sure, might as well. 155 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,560 What's, you know, near the end. 156 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,560 What's the other hand? 157 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,400 It's like, I am so frail. 158 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,400 Can I handle the Gs? 159 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,760 Well, what's the worst thing that happens? 160 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:33,760 You die. 161 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:34,760 It's coming. 162 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:35,760 It's coming. 163 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:36,760 It is looming around the corner. 164 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,760 Yeah. 165 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,760 But is that the way you want to go? 166 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,960 You want to die with like family around or horrifically and instantly. 167 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,000 I want to die in a fucking spaceship. 168 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,240 Which I guess a spaceship would probably be horrifically and instantly. 169 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:50,240 No, I think the, the guys who, in the Challenger explosion, I think they were all still alive 170 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,240 until they hit the ground. 171 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,240 No. 172 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,240 Pretty sure. 173 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,240 That's awful. 174 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,240 I don't know how to verify that. 175 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,240 I don't recall who told me that. 176 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,760 I just know that I've been heard that before. 177 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:58,760 Oh yeah. 178 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,760 We have a computer. 179 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,760 The miracles of modern technology. 180 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:01,760 Keep talking. 181 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,760 I'll tell you all the girls. 182 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:08,040 Uh, you know, when I was at the gas station earlier today, I was getting gas from a way 183 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,040 out of work. 184 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:13,280 And then there was this dude, he had a, not like a new, but a fairly nice Camaro with 185 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:17,760 the car running, windows rolled down, music playing, phone sitting on the little phone 186 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,680 stand of the dash, and he was nowhere to be found. 187 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,600 And like this guy has more faith in humanity than I ever could. 188 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,600 Thanks for. 189 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,600 Alright. 190 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,640 Uh, space safety magazine.com. 191 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,640 That seems reliable. 192 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,640 They sound reliable. 193 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,640 Yep. 194 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,640 Dick Scooby. 195 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,520 We're reading. 196 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:40,720 Keep talking, keep talking about that guy. 197 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,720 Read and read. 198 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:42,720 Yeah. 199 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:43,720 So I was just in there getting gas. 200 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:49,320 There was a crazy redneck woman trying to use the ATM and it was not working for her. 201 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,320 You know how it goes. 202 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,240 You got to push at least two buttons. 203 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,040 So she was just, she was struggling with that. 204 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,240 Let me tell you that right now. 205 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,880 Um, yeah. 206 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,200 The article did us no good. 207 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:03,120 Well, all right then. 208 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,480 You know, uh, the only thing we can deduct from this is they died. 209 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,480 They did. 210 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:07,480 They did. 211 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,480 They did die. 212 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:09,480 Don't know when. 213 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:10,480 We'll find that out in a way today. 214 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,680 That is, that is for sure. 215 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,680 Yep. 216 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,720 So I guess the lesson here is falling from space does, does kill you. 217 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,120 Unless you're that dude, the Red Bull guy who jumped into space. 218 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,120 Yeah. 219 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,120 Into like a net. 220 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,120 Yeah, dude. 221 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,120 Not me. 222 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,120 Nope. 223 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,120 Metal. 224 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,120 No, sir. 225 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,360 That's not a chance. 226 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,640 That sounds like the worst thing ever. 227 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,960 And well, the easiest way to die. 228 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:36,120 Imagine being that guy like, first of all, you're a skydiver. 229 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,120 So you already know the only hobby this guy has is skydiving. 230 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,200 The only thing he talks about parties is skydiving. 231 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,040 And then he goes and he goes to the largest skydiver. 232 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:48,360 He was going to mention that one thing for every party. 233 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,520 Oh, here comes, here comes Dwayne. 234 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:55,920 She's going to talk about his world record today is skydive again. 235 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,000 At some point that day, he had to have listened to freefall by Tom Petty, right? 236 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I guess. 237 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I'm following. 238 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:07,360 If I was going to break the world record for freefall, I would listen to freefall. 239 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:12,000 I would do the major Tom to ground control song as I'm flying through the air. 240 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,800 That would be my skydiving song. 241 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,080 I don't know that song. 242 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,400 I'm not going to sing it. 243 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Okay. 244 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,600 I saw what you were trying to do there. 245 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,600 I'm not singing. 246 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,600 Who's it by? 247 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,600 Major? 248 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,640 No, it's the song is called like major Tom. 249 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:31,640 It's by David Bowie, I think space ID. 250 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,640 Yeah, that's the one. 251 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,640 Should we listen to it or no? 252 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,640 Yes, I did. 253 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,640 Okay. 254 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:43,640 I feel like I might have heard this. 255 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,640 I don't know. 256 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,640 I don't want to do a lot of David Bowie. 257 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:51,640 I'm sure to pick up something. 258 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:59,640 Yeah, you can kind of hear in the background. 259 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:03,640 This is, it's got like a 10 minute intro, man. 260 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:08,640 Just get skipping. 261 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:17,200 I don't know a lot of David Bowie, but the David Bowie songs I've heard are their 262 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,200 bangers. 263 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:24,320 I think the only day I know this David Bowie song and just dance, which I believe is David 264 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,320 Bowie. 265 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,320 You don't know a star man. 266 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:31,720 No, we can't just listen to David Bowie. 267 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,840 We can't just listen to music the entire time, especially when you can't actually hear the 268 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,840 music in the mics. 269 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,200 They might be able to kind of hear it. 270 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,200 Yeah. 271 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,200 Is he in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? 272 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:44,680 If he is good for him, I guess, you know, who's not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 273 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,680 No, Donnie. 274 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,680 Who is it? 275 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:52,360 David and Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, The Offspring, Faith No More, just to name a few, just the 276 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,920 ones I can remember off the top of my head. 277 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,680 I don't know what the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is doing, right? 278 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,520 David Bowie was inducted in 1996. 279 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,160 Sorry, keep ranting. 280 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:07,960 They have like, give me a celebrity who's in Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 281 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:08,960 Willie Nelson. 282 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,960 Willie Nelson's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 283 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:11,960 Willie Nelson got inducted yesterday. 284 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,360 I just want to point that out. 285 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,400 That's one of the first things we talked about on our podcast. 286 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,720 Yes, this is. 287 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,720 Congratulations. 288 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,720 Also, the podcast is named The Partage Over. 289 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,040 We haven't mentioned that yet. 290 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,240 I think it needs to be addressed. 291 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,240 That's a Willie Nelson reference. 292 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,240 That is a Willie Nelson reference. 293 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,240 I didn't know that until I Googled it. 294 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:29,680 It might have been his first record. 295 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,400 Anyway, circling back to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 296 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,760 Ozzy Osbourne is not in there, but Dolly Parton is. 297 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,760 Yeah, that's fucked. 298 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,680 I can see the argument for Willie because he's done rock stuff. 299 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,560 Not like hard rock, but like... 300 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,960 Yeah, Willie Nelson's a cultural icon. 301 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:49,040 What he was doing in the 70s was pretty rock, on par with rock at the time. 302 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,880 Not anymore, really. 303 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:57,840 But Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath and all the things that he has done, like one of the 304 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:02,480 first big heavy metal things, like heavy metal bands, heavy metal movements. 305 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,740 Ozzy Osbourne was there for it. 306 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:06,280 Never been inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 307 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,280 And that is crap. 308 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,280 Yeah, that's a snub. 309 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,280 You know who else is it? 310 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,280 Iron Maiden. 311 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,280 One of the biggest. 312 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,880 Again, phenomenal musicians. 313 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:13,880 Phenomenal. 314 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:18,960 I can't speak on how best-selling they are, but they're fantastic. 315 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:19,960 They're icons. 316 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:25,560 And they're getting robbed, you know? 317 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,560 You wrote on the mid-1950s. 318 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,280 Sorry, we're talking about the parties over now. 319 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,800 According to 1966. 320 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,720 I wasn't even alive back then. 321 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,320 Be side of Makeway for a Better Man. 322 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,360 I might have that record, actually. 323 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,360 Really? 324 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,360 I'm walking into it. 325 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,840 We should mount them on the wall somewhere. 326 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,840 That'd be cool. 327 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,560 Yeah, I got nothing more for that. 328 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,560 I'm not just going to talk about what I know in the whole time. 329 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,560 But yeah, that's the name of our podcast. 330 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,480 Yeah, you are right. 331 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,960 All the snubs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is disastrous. 332 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:57,440 We talked about this via Snapchat a little bit yesterday. 333 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,680 And this is things I've read. 334 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,680 I obviously wasn't in the decision-making. 335 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:06,960 But from what I understand, they're putting rocky country people in. 336 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,400 Hank Williams, Johnny Cash have been in. 337 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,720 I think they were the inaugural class. 338 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,920 They deserve it. 339 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,200 Johnny Cash, especially. 340 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,720 Johnny Cash called it the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 341 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,720 Yeah, absolutely. 342 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,920 But Willie and Dolly, I think Willie deserves it more than Dolly. 343 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,440 No disrespect. 344 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:27,760 But they're obviously doing that just to bring in foot traffic and try and bring more people 345 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,040 to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 346 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,040 I agree. 347 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,040 I agree. 348 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,760 And I think that's counterintuitive not putting Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, all those guys 349 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:41,040 in because the actual Rock fans want them in there. 350 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,760 And maybe you'd go to Cleveland and check it out if they were in there. 351 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,760 But they're not. 352 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:50,800 They put country music stars in instead. 353 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,600 You can use the computer too. 354 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:56,520 I'm not trying to bash on the people who are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame by any means. 355 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:01,960 I just, I got to wonder like, run DMC. 356 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,240 What did they really contribute to Rock and Roll specifically? 357 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,240 You know? 358 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,040 I can tell you I know their name. 359 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,040 It's tricky. 360 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,040 It's tricky. 361 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,040 It's tricky. 362 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,040 Okay. 363 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,040 Yeah, sure. 364 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:20,720 There's a lot of musicians in there that I got a question. 365 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,400 I'm not questioning their contribution to music, but it is the Rock and Roll Hall of 366 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,400 Fame. 367 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:31,560 NWA was inducted in 2016 at two Rock in 2017. 368 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,960 I don't disagree with those though because is there a rap Hall of Fame? 369 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,720 They got to go somewhere. 370 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,040 I'm sure they do. 371 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:42,080 But if you're going to be the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, take care of the Rock and Roll 372 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,760 before you expand to the other genres. 373 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,760 I guess. 374 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,920 If you want to open it up and just be the music Hall of Fame, then go be the music Hall 375 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,040 of Fame, but don't be the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 376 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,040 I don't know. 377 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,480 I can see NWA and who else did you say? 378 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,480 Poc. 379 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,480 Tupac. 380 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,120 Guys like them being inducted over the country guys. 381 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,120 Most of them. 382 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,680 Like Johnny Cash is an exception. 383 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:06,080 But like those guys are more Rock and Roll than Willie Nelson or Deli Parton. 384 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,920 So I can see them being in. 385 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,680 Or they Rock and Roll like Rock and Roll Rock and Roll. 386 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,560 Not necessarily, but they're more on par. 387 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:18,520 And like I get it in the early days of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, it was like the 388 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:23,520 very, very, very classic rock like the 1960s era rock like Chuck Berry, you know? 389 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,520 So like legend. 390 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:29,320 But like Rock gave birth to metal. 391 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,920 The new rock is now pretty much all metal. 392 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,400 You got a couple of rock bands here and there, but like. 393 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:38,360 But on the other hand, rock also, it kind of split. 394 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,120 You got metal and you got hip hop. 395 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,680 Hip hop became rap. 396 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,200 So it's just, it's really a sub genre. 397 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,200 Country music is not. 398 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:50,160 There is like the rock ability, rock countries type stuff. 399 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,920 That's more like kid rock. 400 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,960 Not the people they're putting in now. 401 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,960 Is kid rock in the whole thing? 402 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,960 One way to find out. 403 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:56,960 They pull it up, Jamie. 404 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:57,960 Don't do that. 405 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,960 Okay. 406 00:14:58,960 --> 00:14:59,960 Is that copyright and capacity? 407 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,960 I have no idea. 408 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:06,160 Luckily nobody's going to hear this. 409 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,160 It's very, very true. 410 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,160 Hi, Lisa. 411 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,160 Hi, mom. 412 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,200 What were you doing kid rock? 413 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,200 Kid rock, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 414 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,200 Yeah. 415 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,200 Yeah. 416 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,480 I'm a big kid rock fan. 417 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,320 I got to say controversial. 418 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,320 Sure. 419 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,920 White trash probably raises. 420 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,920 Oh, for sure. 421 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,840 But like bang and music. 422 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,600 Inducted Bob Seger into the Hall of Fame. 423 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,600 Did he really? 424 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,600 I like Bob Seger. 425 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:32,960 Not pulling up, we got cheap trick, Bob Seger, Aerosmith. 426 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,400 It does not look like kid rock in the Hall of Fame. 427 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,400 Well, yeah. 428 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,400 Going to say that's a marketing. 429 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,400 It's a marketing. 430 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,800 Got to say that's probably okay. 431 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,040 You know, I'm not a huge kid rock fan. 432 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,120 I like some of his music. 433 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,520 I think he's talented. 434 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:54,980 He just needs to shut up sometimes, you know, very outspoken on a lot of issues that kid 435 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:57,080 rock probably doesn't need to be talking about. 436 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,080 I agree. 437 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,080 I agree. 438 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,080 The Bud Light thing. 439 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,080 He shot a case of Bud Light. 440 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,080 He's like, you're a shithead. 441 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,080 And then like a week later he was drinking Bud Light at his bar. 442 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,680 Like, you know, people are looking at you all the time. 443 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,680 Hang on now. 444 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,680 Hang on. 445 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,440 I'm not saying they're related, but kid rock shot Bud Light and then the Bud Light 446 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,440 stock plummeted. 447 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:20,560 Now, could that have some other things to do with the Bud Light stock plummeting? 448 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,560 Yes. 449 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,840 But we can't deny that kid rock shot Bud Light and then Bud Light stock plummeted. 450 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,360 I think there's definitely a correlation. 451 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,880 Don't they call him like Redneck Jesus? 452 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,880 Oh, yes, they do. 453 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,880 Yeah. 454 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:30,880 So the Rednecks like kid rock. 455 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:31,880 They do. 456 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,880 They do indeed. 457 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,520 I've heard his like restaurant is really actually a really good restaurant. 458 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,520 The Nashville one. 459 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,520 I have no idea. 460 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,520 He has one in Detroit, right? 461 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,520 I have no idea. 462 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,520 I think he has one in Detroit. 463 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,440 For what I hear, it's fantastic food. 464 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,600 When musicians do a restaurant, it's I feel like it's hit or miss. 465 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:51,360 Either it's their idea and it doesn't turn out that great or it's a chef that's like, 466 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,360 I need to stick. 467 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,360 I need something. 468 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,360 I'm going to go get kid rock. 469 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,360 I'm going to go get Garth Brooks. 470 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,680 It doesn't go to the book of the restaurant. 471 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,680 He's opening one in Nashville. 472 00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,680 I believe. 473 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,080 So that's just going to be all dead bodies then. 474 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,080 Yeah, dude. 475 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,080 He's keeping the dead bodies in the basement. 476 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,080 That makes sense. 477 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,080 Yeah. 478 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,240 So don't order ground beef from Garth Brooks restaurant. 479 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,240 Correct. 480 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:12,000 If you're wondering about that, watch episode one of Bob's Burgers where they delve into 481 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,600 burger joints serving human flesh. 482 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,840 I have not watched episode one of Bob's Burgers. 483 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,840 Clearly I'm missing out. 484 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,840 It's a great show. 485 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,840 I've watched Bob's Burgers. 486 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,960 I don't think I've seen the first episode. 487 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:21,960 I rewatched it the other day. 488 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,440 Otherwise, I would not have remembered that. 489 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,600 I don't think there's a lot more cannibalism in there than I thought there was. 490 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,600 Well, they don't actually. 491 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,000 I know the premise of the show was cannibals. 492 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 The bit. 493 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,960 But I didn't know they actually. 494 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:37,960 Is Bob a cannibal? 495 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960 Canonically, is Bob a cannibal? 496 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,960 No, no, no. 497 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:48,360 One of the kids told their second grade class at show and tell, we use human meat from the 498 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,040 crematorium next door and then they got inspected by a health inspector. 499 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,600 And that's the whole thing of the first episode. 500 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:56,040 Well, wasn't that like the original premise for the show is that they were stealing human 501 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,760 meat from the crematorium next door? 502 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,240 I don't think so. 503 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,000 That actually is a rhetorical question. 504 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 I know the answer. 505 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 It was that really. 506 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Yes. 507 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 That's what they were going to make the show. 508 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Why? 509 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 I don't know. 510 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,500 I think it sounds like fucked up. 511 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,500 I think it's funny. 512 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,320 I got a P. Are you going to talk to yourself? 513 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,320 I'm not going to talk to myself. 514 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,320 We're pausing. 515 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,320 We're pausing. 516 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,320 Okay, we're back. 517 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,320 All right. 518 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:22,440 I thought about this while I was peeing, which is weird, but I told the guy that we bought 519 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:26,680 the intro and outro music from that we would give him a shout out. 520 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:31,480 So let me look up his information real quick. 521 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:36,000 And to be fair, he was very, very helpful, made a fantastic intro and outro. 522 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,160 Highly recommend to our one to five listeners. 523 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,160 Yeah. 524 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:45,440 He, he was very, very easy to work with. 525 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,440 Definitely recommend. 526 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,440 We sent several drafts to him from, he was very cooperative each time, right? 527 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,440 No, no issues. 528 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,440 Yeah. 529 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,640 He sent him for a lot of tweaks and he did it. 530 00:18:52,640 --> 00:19:00,760 His name is Brandon bowling on Reddit user underscore banjo underscore, excuse me, user 531 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:06,160 forward slash banjo underscore wookie Instagram at bowling for banjos. 532 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:10,160 That's B O L I N G for banjos. 533 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,160 And that's it. 534 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:17,560 But yeah, he's a cool guy. 535 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,560 He's fun to work with. 536 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,560 Yeah. 537 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,560 Did good stuff. 538 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,560 Yeah. 539 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,560 It worked out that somebody else made it for shout out to you, Brent Brandon. 540 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,560 Yeah, Brandon. 541 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,560 Shout out to you, Brandon. 542 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,680 You were a, uh, quite a guy when we make an Instagram page for this guy for the podcast, 543 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,680 we will follow you. 544 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,680 Yeah. 545 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,680 I told him we'd shout him out on like social media and stuff to start. 546 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,680 So love that. 547 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,080 Because it honestly phenomenal, phenomenal intro and outro. 548 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,080 Yeah. 549 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,080 I really had to tell that came out. 550 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,080 Yeah. 551 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,080 I enjoyed it. 552 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,080 Didn't upbeat. 553 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,080 There's a banjo in it. 554 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,080 We both fuck with the banjo. 555 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,080 We do fuck with banjos. 556 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,720 Have never fucked banjos, but we do. 557 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,720 We do enjoy them as for sure. 558 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,720 Thanks for clarifying. 559 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,720 Yes. 560 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,600 What were we talking about? 561 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,920 Uh, Bosburgers being about cannibals. 562 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,560 Well, let's not talk about that anymore. 563 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,560 All right. 564 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,560 All right. 565 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,560 All right. 566 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560 Seems like a pretty spent topic. 567 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,880 Um, just talking about actual candles. 568 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:08,560 I know a lot about them, like a weird amount, like a socially inappropriate amount about 569 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,560 real candles. 570 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:10,800 Well, put it out there. 571 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,800 All right. 572 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:16,000 So let's, you know what? 573 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 No. 574 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,200 No, I'm not going to be the guy that talks about cannibals for a weird long time. 575 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,600 Like just like you're not going to talk about Willie Nelson. 576 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,600 I'm not going to talk about people who eat like people. 577 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,120 I never said I would not be talking about Willie Nelson. 578 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,120 I will. 579 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,440 I just will try to make it not the focus. 580 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,440 That's not the focus of the podcast. 581 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:38,360 But uh, yeah, I mean, we covered the Rock and Roll Hall fame. 582 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,360 Speaking of Willie, I am outraged. 583 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaking of Willie, when is Willie birthday? 584 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,840 April 29th. 585 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,840 Oh, I thought it was later in the year. 586 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,320 Why did I think it was coming up? 587 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,280 I mean, that's like five months away. 588 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,920 I suppose six months away. 589 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,160 You should know we get up seeing we drunk. 590 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,720 That's why I was asking. 591 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,000 I, I make it. 592 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,080 Sammy came over for last time this year. 593 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,080 It was fun. 594 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,080 Your house. 595 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,080 Yeah. 596 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,080 Oh, that's nice. 597 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,080 Yeah. 598 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,080 It was a good time. 599 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,960 Speaking of the, uh, his 90th birthday party is going to be airing on CBS on the 17th of 600 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,960 December. 601 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,960 Oh, why? 602 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,960 Why? 603 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,960 I don't know. 604 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,720 This is when they decided to release it. 605 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,520 They did the concert. 606 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,080 I was like, Oh hell yeah, I'm going. 607 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,080 And then there are all right, $800 for the back row. 608 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,080 And I was like, Oh, never mind. 609 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,080 I'm poor. 610 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,080 Really? 611 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,080 Yeah. 612 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,080 It was crazy expensive. 613 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,080 I mean, there is a lot of big names. 614 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:31,960 Snoop Dogg, George straight, Chris Stapleton, lots of people decided I couldn't do that. 615 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,360 And then they did a theater release. 616 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,360 Me and Molly went to that. 617 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,360 It was a lot of fun. 618 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,840 It was us and an old couple were the only three people in the theater in Jacksonville. 619 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,840 So that was cool. 620 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,600 It was basically a private showing. 621 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:48,960 The old lady afterwards, I mean, like 50s, not super old, but she went up to Molly and 622 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,560 was like, that was super cool. 623 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,560 Wasn't it? 624 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,960 Definitely thought Molly was the one into Willie Nelson. 625 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,200 She is incorrect. 626 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,720 I'm the one with the weird obsession. 627 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,720 Was Willie back in the day with Willie quite the, quite the charmer? 628 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,720 Yeah. 629 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,840 He's had like four wives, I assume so. 630 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,840 That doesn't mean anything. 631 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:10,080 I know tons of just horrible, horrible guys who have had like four wives. 632 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,080 But he's Willie Nelson. 633 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,080 He's cool. 634 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,400 Nobody's like Willie Nelson. 635 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,400 That guy sucks. 636 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,680 That's why he has all those wives to be clear. 637 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,000 X wives, not like, not like he has multiple current. 638 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 I'm not trying to bad talk. 639 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Willie Nelson. 640 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Yes. 641 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Yes. 642 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 I'm a fan boy. 643 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,240 Um, yeah, I think the religion allows multiple wives. 644 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,640 That Mormons probably a charmer. 645 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,640 Yeah. 646 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,640 Mormons. 647 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:38,040 I think Muslims also think Muslims also, but like Mormons, it's like old order Mormons. 648 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,760 Like it's not really a thing anymore. 649 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,880 There's like small groups that still do it because they're weird from what I understand. 650 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,360 It's not like the norm, you know? 651 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,360 I only know one Mormon. 652 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,240 He's a cool guy though. 653 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,960 I know a couple Mormons are really nice. 654 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:56,680 As long as they're not knocking on your door, like trying to give you the, what's the, there's 655 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:00,080 this, uh, there's this Mormons family that lives down my street. 656 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,080 Okay. 657 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,640 And like no matter what, they keep fucking, they're knocking on my door all day long over 658 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,640 and over again. 659 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,400 Donnie, Donnie, please stop throwing rocks at our house. 660 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,280 I'm like, no, no, I will not. 661 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:17,080 As is your God given right? 662 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,240 Nothing wrong with throwing a few rocks. 663 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,240 My neighbors suck. 664 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240 They're the worst. 665 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:25,340 There's, it's, it's an old lady and she's really nice, but she's just filing crackheads 666 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:27,840 in and out, which there is an ample supply in Jacksonville. 667 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:28,960 I live next to a park. 668 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960 So there's a lot there. 669 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:35,640 They sleep in the tubes and she's just like, Oh, I just kicked a couple, a couple of meth 670 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,640 users out. 671 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,080 Would you like to? 672 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,080 Would you like to come hang out? 673 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,480 And they're like, yes, I would. 674 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:46,080 And then they bring like 15 dogs and like a prostitute is the, uh, is the lady still 675 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,080 running around? 676 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,080 The lady is still running. 677 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,080 Oh, good. 678 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,080 Good. 679 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,080 Good. 680 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,080 Good. 681 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,600 The lady is a small condensed muscular, muscular dog that is horrifying. 682 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,600 It's Tara. 683 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,600 Yes. 684 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,600 I really can't describe her in detail. 685 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,100 Johnny, want to cover this one? 686 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:04,280 Lady is like if Arnold Schwarzenegger was a dog, we're talking like seventies Arnold, 687 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,600 not, not modern. 688 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,520 Not like Arnold Schwarzenegger, like in personality, Arnold Schwarzenegger in physique. 689 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,520 Yeah. 690 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,760 Think like, uh, Charles Manson in personality. 691 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,760 I don't know about that. 692 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,680 I'd say more like, who's an angry MMA guy? 693 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,320 Cause those guys are just like, they're more. 694 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,320 Conor McGregor. 695 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,320 He, okay. 696 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,320 Okay. 697 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,320 Conor McGregor. 698 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,320 Conor McGregor in personality. 699 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,520 She is the dog equivalent of Conor McGregor. 700 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,960 She hasn't actually, uh, she's an attack. 701 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,520 She never tried to maul me, but she was thinking about it. 702 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,520 Yeah. 703 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,760 I'm not going to, I'm not trying to sit here. 704 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:38,600 We like, I have accidentally shit talked like eight people in the 25 minutes we've been 705 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,600 doing this. 706 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,600 I am not trying to shit talk Conor McGregor. 707 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:46,320 He could beat me three ways to Sunday, but yeah, she's like, she'll get very in your 708 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,480 face and then not do anything. 709 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,480 Conor McGregor wouldn't do that. 710 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,480 He would just kick my ass. 711 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,080 Conor McGregor would in fact throw a, uh, what's it called? 712 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,560 A parking bumper three or bus window? 713 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,560 A fist. 714 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,560 He would throw a fist. 715 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,560 Um, 716 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,560 What was it an ass track? 717 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,560 I can't remember. 718 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,560 He threw something through. 719 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,560 Did this happen? 720 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,560 Yeah. 721 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,560 Yeah. 722 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,560 Good for him. 723 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,560 He's like, I'm going to try it again. 724 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,960 Uh, well they just, uh, they just unbanned steroids. 725 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,560 What for the UFC? 726 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,560 What? 727 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,560 Yeah. 728 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,560 No, they're no longer testing for steroids. 729 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:17,040 So are they not testing or did they like change their requirements? 730 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,680 I feel like it wouldn't allow that. 731 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,520 I think they're just not testing for it at all. 732 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,520 I listened to a lot of Joe Rogan. 733 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,520 I feel like that would have came up. 734 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:29,760 Did you, are you tracking the UFC and WWE are owned by the same people now? 735 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,760 I know. 736 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,760 I did not know that. 737 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,360 I was like, I was watching the same like middle Eastern equity group. 738 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,440 Oh, well, that's pretty cool. 739 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,280 So like there could be crossovers now, which is cool. 740 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,400 Dude, I was watching WWE the other day. 741 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:48,880 I think I was telling you about this when it first happened, but like, um, some loser 742 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,360 who I've never heard of before was in the ring with Pat McAfee, right? 743 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,360 What? 744 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,360 Yeah. 745 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,360 Yeah. 746 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,360 The guy that stands up for a podcast. 747 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,360 The, uh, former Colts kicker. 748 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,360 Yes, sir. 749 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,360 Punter. 750 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,360 Whatever. 751 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,960 I mean, I heard me tell him the wrong position. 752 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,360 He would beat me and he would do a very good job. 753 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,920 He would kill you and talk about how great Aaron Rogers is. 754 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,920 Yeah. 755 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,920 You'd shit on me on a show. 756 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,760 Anyways, uh, Pat McAfee was in there and also patent. 757 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,560 I was watching Pat McAfee highlights the other day. 758 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,000 He was kind of a stud back in the day. 759 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,240 He's a fucking unit, dude. 760 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,640 There's a reason he was able to build a podcast the way he was. 761 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:24,080 It's because he was a, an exciting, like no punter has been exciting before. 762 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,080 Yeah, but he does suck though. 763 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,520 I think we're missing that. 764 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,520 He sucks. 765 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,520 I like that. 766 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,520 Do you really? 767 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,320 I don't, I don't watch his show because it's kind of the same thing every time. 768 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:37,000 I watch his show every day during lunch because it's on the TV right next to where I sit. 769 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000 That's fair. 770 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,080 I find him interesting. 771 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,040 I don't enjoy his show. 772 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:45,200 Maybe if I was watching it with actual audio and not just heavily delayed subtitles, I 773 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,200 would enjoy it more. 774 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,320 He kind of looks like a douche, but he does indeed look like a douche. 775 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,320 I'd talk to Pat McAfee. 776 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,320 I'd hang out with him. 777 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:55,840 If he wore like a nice, a nice polo and a sweater vest, I probably wouldn't think anything 778 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,800 about, I think anything of it, but he just wears that same shitty wife beater. 779 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,800 Yeah. 780 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,200 I don't know why that decision was made. 781 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200 I don't know either. 782 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,880 I was at, I was killing it on the stair stepper today. 783 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,880 Hell yeah. 784 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:08,880 30 minutes on that thing. 785 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,880 I was drenched in sweat. 786 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:10,880 It was fucking disgusting. 787 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,880 Building that ass. 788 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,880 But, uh, okay. 789 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,880 Um, all right. 790 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,400 Guess I'm the weird one. 791 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:21,560 Pat McAfee popped up on ESPN and he was wearing like, like a tux or some shit for college football 792 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,560 game day. 793 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,360 He was just there talking. 794 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:25,880 It's like, what, what are you? 795 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:30,920 You're supposed to be like kind of buff but chubby and a wife beater. 796 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,120 What is this? 797 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,120 It had like the frills. 798 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,840 It looked like an 80s prom thing. 799 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,840 I don't know. 800 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,560 If I saw Pat McAfee out in town, I would not recognize him at all unless he was wear 801 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,480 recognizable, unless he was wearing that black wife beater. 802 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,040 If I saw, if I saw Pat McAfee in jeans and a T-shirt, I'll be like, huh, that's an in 803 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,040 shape middle-aged man. 804 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,520 If I saw Pat McAfee at a wife beater, I'd be like, holy shit. 805 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,520 That's Pat McAfee. 806 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,800 I don't know. 807 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,520 I'm not like trying to hit on Pat McAfee. 808 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,280 He's like a pretty handsome guy. 809 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,280 I think I'd recognize him. 810 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,800 Pat McAfee is, he's a good looking guy. 811 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,800 He's a good looking dude. 812 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,800 He's quite muscular. 813 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800 He's got the hair, his jawline. 814 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:06,800 Yeah. 815 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,640 Like he's a, he's a dude. 816 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,240 I think I would recognize Pat McAfee. 817 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,920 I mean, I do a double take, but I'd be like, hey, are you Pat McAfee? 818 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,960 And he'd say yes and like punch me in the throat or something. 819 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,640 He'd be like, hi, that's Pat McAfee. 820 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,640 Cool. 821 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,280 And he's like FaceTime Aaron Rodgers and they would both call me a loser. 822 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,280 I don't know. 823 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,840 He's got to be a bummer being a super recognizable celebrity. 824 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,840 Or like, we're going to find out soon when this podcast takes off. 825 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,840 Yeah. 826 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,160 They're going to hear us talking over the phone and be like, are you the guys? 827 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,680 We're like, yeah, we are. 828 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,680 Over the phone. 829 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,680 What are you talking about? 830 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,680 Well, they can't see our faces. 831 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,680 Well, they will. 832 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:45,160 We just didn't take the time to figure out the stuff that's that we have a camera. 833 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,360 It's not a good one. 834 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,280 It's from like, I don't know. 835 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,160 It looks like they probably first produced it like 2016, but it will be video. 836 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,440 Most prolific podcasters are comedians. 837 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,080 Are we going to start doing comedy? 838 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,600 I think we should brand this as a comedy podcast for sure. 839 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,440 Because like, again, everybody asked when we tell them that we're doing the podcast, 840 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,440 or at least for me, they're like, okay, what's your topic? 841 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,440 Yeah. 842 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,440 That was my first thought. 843 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,440 You told me you want to do a podcast. 844 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,440 Yeah. 845 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,600 I don't have a topic because I am a layman. 846 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,760 I have no expertise in anything. 847 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:17,000 And the things I do have knowledge in aren't interesting. 848 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,880 So this is just kind of kind of be a shooting the shit, having fun being funny, trying to 849 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,440 be funny podcast. 850 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,800 So I think we need to brand it as comedy. 851 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,560 If you want to start doing comedy, we should do that. 852 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,600 There's a comedy called in Wilmington. 853 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,000 They have nobody that's ever there. 854 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Really? 855 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,800 So I feel like it wouldn't be that hard to get an open mic spot. 856 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:35,000 I think if I was like 30% funnier, I think I could have gone pro. 857 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,400 But here's the thing though. 858 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,320 Like you listen to all these comedy podcasts and these guys are in their 30s or 40s or 859 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,840 50s and they all talk about how they bombed for a long time in their 20s. 860 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,240 I think that's how you do it. 861 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,560 You have to get the reps unless you guys that get the reps and continue to do it and are 862 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,560 persistent with it. 863 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,560 What's that really over here? 864 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,560 What do you do? 865 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,560 Which one? 866 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,560 Pete Davidson. 867 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,560 He caught on immediately because he had like the one funny thing. 868 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,920 Like, your dad is dead. 869 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,920 You're a fucking... 870 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:58,920 I love Pete Davidson. 871 00:29:58,920 --> 00:29:59,920 I think he's funny. 872 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:00,920 I don't find him very funny. 873 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,920 That's fair. 874 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:02,920 I've been a fan of Pete Davidson's live. 875 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:03,920 I'll tell you. 876 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,920 I don't know if he writes them. 877 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,640 Every time Pete Davidson does a song on SNL, I love it. 878 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,120 Pete Davidson stand up. 879 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,240 Pete Davidson in general. 880 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,240 Not a fan. 881 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,520 I think Pete Davidson talking like just off cuff. 882 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,520 I enjoy that. 883 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,520 It's funny. 884 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,200 If he's doing like his comedy, I don't love it that much. 885 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,640 Like there's some snippets that are funny. 886 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,400 Like the roast of Charlie Sheen, he was hilarious. 887 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,400 That makes sense. 888 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,400 He's done lots of drugs. 889 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,600 Charlie Sheen has done lots of drugs. 890 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,600 I'm sure he can relate. 891 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,600 Yeah. 892 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,680 Like if there was some awkward red guy getting roasted, I could probably dish out some pretty 893 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,680 sick insults. 894 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,680 I've heard them. 895 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,680 Like, sometimes... 896 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,720 I love the kind of kind of roasts. 897 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,480 I think roast humor is some of the best stuff out there. 898 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,640 And like some guys get up there and they just suck. 899 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,000 They're not funny. 900 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,280 They're not good roasts. 901 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,880 Some guys get up there and they're just fucking brutal to the point. 902 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,880 You're like, oh, should I... 903 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,640 Like even I'm like, man, should I laugh at this? 904 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,640 That's fair. 905 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,240 You know, like I have seen good roasts and I've seen bad roasts and I would speak to 906 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,600 them but I don't remember which were which. 907 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,720 So I will not. 908 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,520 Ann Coulter, the political commentator, she went on... 909 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,520 She did one of the roasts. 910 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,440 Gotta say she was much more of a roasted... 911 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,440 Much more roasted than a roaster. 912 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,440 That's fair. 913 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,440 I don't know who that is. 914 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440 We're gonna look her up. 915 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,440 Gee, she looks like a scarecrow. 916 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,440 Interesting. 917 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,440 Yeah. 918 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:18,880 You wanted to dog on a specific celebrity, is this gonna be her? 919 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,080 If I wanted to dog or I did want to dog. 920 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,080 Like talk shit. 921 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,280 I mean, I don't really know much about her. 922 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,640 I know she looks like a scarecrow and she wasn't very good. 923 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,640 Is she Republican? 924 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,640 I believe so. 925 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,040 Yep, she looks like the normal Republican lady. 926 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,840 Skinny blonde, probably angry about something. 927 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,720 She wasn't very funny. 928 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,120 You know who was surprisingly funny? 929 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,120 Was Peyton Manning on the Comedy Center roast. 930 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,720 Oh, so? 931 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:46,480 Like he didn't have the same natural delivery that a standup comedian did, but his jokes 932 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,160 were pretty well thought through. 933 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,160 They were pretty funny. 934 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,160 They landed pretty well. 935 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,320 I gotta assume Peyton Manning is a pretty smart guy. 936 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,400 Well, you seen that cranium? 937 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,400 Brother. 938 00:31:55,400 --> 00:32:01,000 He looks like he was genetically engineered to be like untie-be-eyeable. 939 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 You know what I'm saying? 940 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000 He got the old double brain. 941 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,520 He looks like that Star Wars character who's got two foreheads. 942 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,920 You know what I'm talking about? 943 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:08,920 Kionty Moody. 944 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,920 You fucking nerd. 945 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,920 Let's see if we're talking about the same guy. 946 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:18,440 I think that's his name. 947 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,200 Yeah, that's the guy. 948 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,000 Kionty Moody looks like Peyton Manning. 949 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,360 Now Google Star Wars big head guy. 950 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,720 I think he's just going to pull up the same guy. 951 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,720 Yeah, I'm curious. 952 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,920 Or it's going to pull up the guys that made the clones. 953 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,600 No, they were big neck guys. 954 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,600 That's true. 955 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,600 Yeah, they had long necks. 956 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,600 They were like giraffes. 957 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:42,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there are multiple big head guys. 958 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,040 Not really. 959 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,040 They just got- 960 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,520 That guy's not even from Star Wars. 961 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,520 Isn't that Star Trek? 962 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,520 I have no idea. 963 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,520 But yeah. 964 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,520 Okay. 965 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,320 Yeah, Peyton Manning looks like Kionty Moody. 966 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,320 Yeah, Peyton Manning's got a- 967 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,320 The thing we talked about. 968 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,320 Got a noggin. 969 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,320 Yeah. 970 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,320 You'd be- 971 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,360 If that man headbutted you, you might die. 972 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:04,760 He looks like he is born to brick boards with his forehead. 973 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,760 Fucking karate master. 974 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:11,080 Yeah, I don't even know, man. 975 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:15,760 But I believe that Peyton Manning would have some funny jokes. 976 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,600 There's got to be a lot going on in that brain. 977 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,240 I feel like he'd be able to connect some dots pretty quick. 978 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,960 He read NFL defenses for 20 years. 979 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,960 He can tell a joke. 980 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,960 I believe that. 981 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,960 Yeah, Peyton Manning, he did a great job. 982 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,960 You know who didn't? 983 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,960 Who didn't? 984 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,120 The fucking Eli Manning. 985 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,560 That guy was like the most mid quarterback ever. 986 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,960 And they were like, all right. 987 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,520 It's been nine years. 988 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,520 Here's the playoffs. 989 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,040 Okay, I'll just win a Super Bowl. 990 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,040 Just take a couple. 991 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,280 If it weren't for the Mannings. 992 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,440 I'll beat Tom Brady twice. 993 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,960 Yeah, if it weren't for the Mannings, would Tom Brady have ever not won a Super Bowl? 994 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:52,000 Honestly, no. 995 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,560 Tom Brady beat Peyton Manning a lot, if I remember correctly. 996 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,760 Yeah, pretty regularly. 997 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,240 So Peyton Manning didn't deter him that much. 998 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,240 He definitely did a couple times. 999 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,480 Peyton Manning won a Super Bowl. 1000 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,040 That meant he had to get past Tom Brady and the Patriots. 1001 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,480 But Eli was his kryptonite for whatever reason. 1002 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,480 Inexplicably. 1003 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,480 Peyton, fucking sorry. 1004 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,360 Eli Manning was like, all right, I'm playing Tom Brady. 1005 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,480 Let me channel all of my family's energy and not suck today. 1006 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,840 Also, both times, didn't they come back? 1007 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:21,840 Yeah. 1008 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,560 If there was the Plexiglas Burrus catch, which is just insanity, the helmet catch. 1009 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,840 And I think there was a similar thing the second time. 1010 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:33,760 And they barely won both times, but he beat him twice in the Super Bowl. 1011 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,480 You beat the best quarterback twice in the big game. 1012 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,720 However, don't get it confused. 1013 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,240 You are not the best quarterback. 1014 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,400 He's one of the greats though. 1015 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,760 Like that puts him up there. 1016 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,960 That doesn't put him on the Mount Rushmore, but that puts him up there. 1017 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,800 I think Tom Brady, like on the actual NFL best players list, I think they have Tom Brady's 1018 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,200 number two right behind Jerry Rice. 1019 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,880 Oh, you mean like the official list? 1020 00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,880 Yeah. 1021 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,880 Yeah. 1022 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:01,880 Like the one published by the NFL? 1023 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,400 Yeah, I know in like 2015, Jerry Rice was number one. 1024 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,680 I don't know anymore. 1025 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:07,840 I'm sure they've read down it by now. 1026 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,760 I'm sure, but I don't even know who would possibly compare. 1027 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,760 The Tom Brady? 1028 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,760 The Jerry Rice. 1029 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,760 The Jerry Rice. 1030 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,760 I think Tom Brady's better than Jerry Rice. 1031 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,520 I mean, I was like, separate positions, obviously. 1032 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,200 The two best in their positions arguably. 1033 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,760 But I think Tom Brady just the rings. 1034 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,600 That's the only part. 1035 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,760 And he did it. 1036 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,680 There was always the question of is it Belichick or is it Brady and then Brady left and he 1037 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,320 won another Super Bowl and the Patriots went to shit. 1038 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,160 I think that settles that argument. 1039 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,240 Like obviously they were very good together. 1040 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,240 Yeah. 1041 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,400 But I think it was Brady. 1042 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,080 I'm not trying to be a Tom Brady sympathizer. 1043 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:49,480 I hate him because he was so good and I'm a Packers fan. 1044 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,400 Again, he's a Jeff Bezos. 1045 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,400 You hate him because you ain't no. 1046 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,400 Exactly. 1047 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,400 He's the best. 1048 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,400 He's the best there is. 1049 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,400 I'm an Aaron Rodgers fan through and through. 1050 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,440 Not really none of these with the Jets. 1051 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,480 I've been watching Aaron Rodgers since I was nine years old. 1052 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,480 Tom Brady is a better quarterback. 1053 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,000 What's it like having a quarterback to watch and enjoy? 1054 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000 I wouldn't know. 1055 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000 We have Jordan Love now. 1056 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 I don't know. 1057 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,960 If you look at the comparison, Aaron Rodgers had the best receiving core in the NFL his 1058 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,960 work a year. 1059 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,040 Jordan Love has the youngest in the NFL his work a year. 1060 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,040 There's stark differences. 1061 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,400 So it's really hard to see if he's going to be the guy. 1062 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,040 I have mixed feelings about it and I'm not going to talk about it all day. 1063 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,040 So that's the end of that conversation. 1064 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,040 All right. 1065 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:35,920 So you, I think this is why podcasts have a thing in general. 1066 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,400 These awkward silences. 1067 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,400 Yeah. 1068 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,720 But I mean, we just got to work through that. 1069 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:40,720 We got to figure out our flow. 1070 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,680 That's why we're not trying to do guess episode one. 1071 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,200 We're trying to figure out how we're going to bounce back and forth. 1072 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,880 Can we agree that once we really get our flow down, we kind of just delete this episode? 1073 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,880 No, I don't think so. 1074 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,880 It's just going to stay up there. 1075 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,840 Everyone's just going to see our raw uncut shit. 1076 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:55,840 Shitness. 1077 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,840 Okay. 1078 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,840 All right. 1079 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,840 I really don't know the answer to that. 1080 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,160 I listened to it a little bit. 1081 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:06,400 I wouldn't call it like, I wouldn't say I'm a Joe Rogan fan, but I got no issues with 1082 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,400 the podcast. 1083 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,680 They're very long and I usually don't enjoy the guests. 1084 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,680 That's fair. 1085 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:16,080 I, uh, in high school, I listened to Joe Rogan a bit and then he got anti-COVID and I was 1086 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,480 like, ah, I protect the people. 1087 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,360 I can't listen to that. 1088 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:24,720 And recently I started listening to him again, like beginning of this year, ish, December, 1089 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:30,480 I don't know, um, I was going somewhere. 1090 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,000 I completely forgot. 1091 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,680 Um, what were we talking about? 1092 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,040 First episode of podcast, how they suck. 1093 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,040 Oh yeah. 1094 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,480 I've watched his first episode because I was like, I got nothing to do. 1095 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,480 I'll watch it. 1096 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:46,680 And it's like him just ranting to himself accidentally hitting filters on whatever program 1097 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,680 he was using. 1098 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,240 There's like bubbles like coming up on the screen and shit. 1099 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:51,240 Hell yeah, Joe. 1100 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,240 It can be bad. 1101 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,960 And we just got to own it. 1102 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,600 Like what am I going to be like, this is how fucking bad we were and now we're good. 1103 00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,880 This is how bad we were. 1104 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,040 We're still bad. 1105 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,000 But not as bad. 1106 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,360 We just, we suck a little less. 1107 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,560 The audio test we did earlier today was definitely funnier than anything that we said now. 1108 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,560 Yes. 1109 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,560 That sucks. 1110 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,560 Yeah. 1111 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:12,560 That is a real bummer. 1112 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,560 That's tough. 1113 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,520 It's like the pressure's on now that we know that we're going to publish this and it's just 1114 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,520 not good. 1115 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,520 We'll get there though. 1116 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,520 We'll get there. 1117 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,520 We'll get there. 1118 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,520 Just start being funny. 1119 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,520 Stay tuned. 1120 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:26,960 You'll be glad someday when you can say, I've been listening since the first episode and 1121 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,200 people will look at you and be like, cool. 1122 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,320 What do you want to fucking prize? 1123 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,560 And you'll be like, nope, just wanted to tell you that. 1124 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,560 People was into the first episode. 1125 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,840 Shout out to my mom, maybe our wives. 1126 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,880 That's a hard maybe. 1127 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,880 Yeah. 1128 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,880 For the second two. 1129 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,880 My mom will definitely listen. 1130 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,880 She's been asking about it. 1131 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,360 But my dad might too. 1132 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,360 He's retired. 1133 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,360 I don't know though. 1134 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,800 Did you find out? 1135 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,640 As it work mentioned one to listen to it. 1136 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,640 I don't know if that's the case. 1137 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:57,160 I really need to up the schizophrenic ranting to really keep the tone that I said at work. 1138 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,160 Yeah. 1139 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:03,840 I'm kind of torn on that because we're going to create Twitter, Instagram, Facebook for 1140 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:09,040 the podcast and just try and aggressively advertise it without paying of course because 1141 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,040 we're broke. 1142 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,920 But I don't know if I want to put it on my own Facebook. 1143 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,920 Oh, absolutely not. 1144 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,920 No, no, no. 1145 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,320 I post just bullshit all day just retweeting vulgar memes. 1146 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,160 And I don't think I want to put this out there. 1147 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,160 I'm afraid. 1148 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:25,480 You think I want my 10th grade Spanish teacher knowing this is what it's come to? 1149 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,480 That's fair. 1150 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,480 Yeah, no. 1151 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,480 It's absolutely not going to happen. 1152 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,480 I might do it. 1153 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,480 I don't know. 1154 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,400 I think if we get any traction, like even a couple hundred listens. 1155 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,400 Then I would. 1156 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,400 Yeah, yeah. 1157 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,400 But like I'm afraid right now. 1158 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,400 I'm alone and afraid. 1159 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:42,360 When I have six listens, it's not going to be like my whole personality is pushing this 1160 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,360 podcast. 1161 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,360 Like, no, no, no. 1162 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,360 I'll do that from the spam accounts. 1163 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,360 I also hate it when people do that. 1164 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,360 And they're like, oh, I listened to my new podcast. 1165 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,360 It's so good. 1166 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,360 And then you listen. 1167 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,360 It's like really bad. 1168 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,680 You remember the sound cloud generated? 1169 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,680 I guess like, yeah. 1170 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,000 Everyone was like, dude, listen to my sound cloud. 1171 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,280 You pull it up and it's like some shitty beat that they made on what's called Garage Band 1172 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,280 on their iPad. 1173 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,280 Yeah. 1174 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,280 And you're like, oh, this is horrible. 1175 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,280 Wow. 1176 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,320 We were all looking to you to get us out the hood and clearly we were staying here for 1177 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,520 quite some time. 1178 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,520 You got out. 1179 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,000 I got to pee again. 1180 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000 You want to talk? 1181 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000 You want to pause? 1182 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000 What are you going to do with this, man? 1183 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000 It's not going to stop. 1184 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Pause the fucking. 1185 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 And we're back. 1186 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,520 But anyway, I'm going to circle back to the WWE we mentioned earlier. 1187 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,560 So Pat McAfee is in there and he's just getting shit on left and right. 1188 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,480 And then the fucking lights go off and the music turns up and who walks out? 1189 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,480 Dwayne The Rock Johnson. 1190 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,480 Interesting. 1191 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,760 Dwayne The Rock Johnson has been retired for years. 1192 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,360 He comes back like semi-off. 1193 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,360 Well, yes. 1194 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,360 Yeah. 1195 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,360 This is like his, oh, no, it's only like his second return. 1196 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,360 Really? 1197 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,360 I think so. 1198 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:50,640 I think he's in the, uh, the match with John Cena. 1199 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:55,120 And yeah, I think that's the last time I can remember at least. 1200 00:40:55,120 --> 00:41:01,080 I gotta assume that when the Rock comes back or John Cena or Hulk Hogan or any of those 1201 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,360 guys, it's like, hey, we'll give you a bajillion dollars. 1202 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,360 Oh yeah. 1203 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,080 Occasionally they're like, no, I got a thing that week. 1204 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,600 Can you imagine if normal sports did that? 1205 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,880 Like here comes Brett Farr. 1206 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,520 Yeah, I did like imagine. 1207 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,520 Running out for the Rams. 1208 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,080 You're watching the NBA finals, right? 1209 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,280 LeBron James tears his ACL. 1210 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,280 And then you just hear. 1211 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:30,560 And fat old Michael Jordan runs out there and the crowd is going crazy. 1212 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,000 Everyone at Lakers team is like, oh, what is this? 1213 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Where did he come from? 1214 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,720 I need tears off his tracksuit. 1215 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,000 What was that little fanfare you did? 1216 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000 What was that? 1217 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Is that the breath? 1218 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000 That's the Bulls theme song. 1219 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Oh, I didn't know that. 1220 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Okay. 1221 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Yeah. 1222 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,440 It was a very bad rendition of it. 1223 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,760 But yeah, well, he just tears off his tracksuit and there's his Lakers jersey underneath. 1224 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,000 And he's like, we ready to win this or what? 1225 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000 Oh, yeah. 1226 00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Or like, what else would it be? 1227 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,880 I don't pay attention to the watch. 1228 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,880 That's really the only example I could think of. 1229 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,880 We are bad hosts. 1230 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,000 Hey, it's our first episode. 1231 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000 We're doing our best. 1232 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Be nice to ourselves. 1233 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,160 Mom, I hope you've made it this far. 1234 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,400 At this point, just do me a favor, turn the volume down really quietly and let the podcast 1235 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,080 finish up because we need to stream. 1236 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:28,040 I feel like the more beers I'm drinking, I'm on beer number three right now. 1237 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,320 The more I feel comfortable with this. 1238 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,840 I did just do sober October though. 1239 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,400 So the beers are hitting harder than they did a month and a half ago. 1240 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,880 Did you do it? 1241 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,880 No. 1242 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,880 No. 1243 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,240 I don't drink a lot anymore. 1244 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,240 Yeah, I don't. 1245 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:47,320 I just have a, I got these little Kamen Jack can margaritas and I can't get enough of 1246 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,320 them things. 1247 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:53,200 I find it really funny that your wife drinks bushlight and you drink Kamen Jack margaritas. 1248 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,600 I'm not hating on you. 1249 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,880 I'm just saying it's entertaining. 1250 00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:03,000 Like, if it hadn't been for the men Jimmy Buffett, RIP the King, I would never have 1251 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,440 fucking, I would never have discovered that I love margaritas. 1252 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,840 I would just continue to drink the same Jameson and Hennessy for years. 1253 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,880 And if it hadn't been for you, I wouldn't have found out that I just fucking hate beer. 1254 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,960 But if it hadn't been, I do not enjoy beer. 1255 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:18,960 Why are you drinking beer? 1256 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,960 Because you offered me one. 1257 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,240 I'm sure we got liquor or something. 1258 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:29,040 It's a beverage, you know, like, but like getting beer, getting like going out, just chilling, 1259 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,160 drinking like 30 beers. 1260 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,160 That's not fun. 1261 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,160 I know I'll drink a couple. 1262 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:36,520 I'm not like a beer's like fucking pound on them every night kind of guy. 1263 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,520 Like a West Virginia. 1264 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:38,520 We both know and love. 1265 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,880 But like, I'll drink a few. 1266 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:40,880 I'll enjoy them. 1267 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:47,240 You know, if we're going, if we're going like to the pool hall, I'll drink a couple beers. 1268 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,480 But I prefer tequila. 1269 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,600 Tequila is my drink of choice. 1270 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:55,080 Like if I'm going, if I'm out to drink and have a good time, I don't want to have beer. 1271 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,080 I want beer nowhere near me. 1272 00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,280 The only time I want beer is when I'm dropping whiskey into it. 1273 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,280 I'm doing that on the birthday. 1274 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,280 You you do it. 1275 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:06,800 Like Friday, but like, I've never had a boiler maker also. 1276 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,800 I'm excited for that. 1277 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,800 They're very good. 1278 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:09,800 You bring the whiskey. 1279 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,800 I'll get the beer. 1280 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800 Cool. 1281 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,440 I don't know. 1282 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:18,440 Beer for me is like, I'll drink a couple shots and then I'll sustain with beer if I'm like 1283 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,520 going out, going out. 1284 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,320 If I'm just trying to be casual, I'll just drink beers. 1285 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,200 I'll drink Miller lights or bush lights or whatever they got on tap usually Miller because 1286 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:29,000 bushes never on tap unless you're in the Midwest. 1287 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,880 But I don't like, I enjoy beer. 1288 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,400 I'm not like a beer aficionado. 1289 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:37,760 I drink the cheapest beer I can or like the weird Oktoberfest beers from Germany. 1290 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,960 I also enjoy, but those are actually very good. 1291 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:41,960 Yeah, they're delicious. 1292 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:47,760 I think you're more just of a dark beer guy, like an artisan beer type, not like IPA, but 1293 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,520 like a decent beer with actual flavor. 1294 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,080 I guess that's what it really was. 1295 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,160 Never really branched out in the beer genre. 1296 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,400 I drink my coronas and I'm like, these aren't bad. 1297 00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:01,280 And then I drink it like a, like a Bud Light and I'm like, wow, this is shit. 1298 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,280 Bud Light is the worst beer. 1299 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,680 I don't say that because of the controversy. 1300 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,920 I just hate Bud Light. 1301 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,920 Have you had Guinness? 1302 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,920 I've had Guinness. 1303 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,040 Guinness is delicious. 1304 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,800 I think Guinness tastes like almost like an undertone of chocolate. 1305 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,560 I do enjoy Guinness quite a bit. 1306 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,760 I think you're, you're Irish. 1307 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,080 You're probably an Irish beer guy. 1308 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,560 Is it just more Irish beers? 1309 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,560 Is that how it works? 1310 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,520 You come out of the womb and they're like, get this kid a whiskey. 1311 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,960 Not necessarily, but I mean like, I feel, I don't know. 1312 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,480 Again, I have no expertise. 1313 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,120 I'm just talking out of my ass, but I feel like you could be a little more hardwired 1314 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,280 towards things like my mom loves old country music. 1315 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:42,520 I just so happened to become obsessed with old country music the second I heard it. 1316 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,520 Stuff like that, you know? 1317 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,520 I guess. 1318 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,600 Like you come from a long line of Irish beer drinkers. 1319 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,600 No shit. 1320 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:54,560 Stuff that's made in, I don't know, where's, in Hauser, Michigan, you like this stuff 1321 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,560 from Ireland. 1322 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,800 It makes sense. 1323 00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:03,880 Can you imagine being genetically inclined, just like something really weird, super upsetting 1324 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,880 stuff? 1325 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:05,880 Cheese. 1326 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:06,880 Yeah, sure. 1327 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,960 Imagine being like a nine year old cheese snob. 1328 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,840 I think you tried to take that to a dark place. 1329 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,840 No, no, I wasn't trying. 1330 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,840 I was trying to think of something. 1331 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:16,840 That's fair. 1332 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,840 I thought it was a variety because I probably would have thought of the drug stuff. 1333 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:20,840 Oh, you're drinking. 1334 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,840 You're eating cheddar jack? 1335 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,840 I'm a good guy. 1336 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,840 I'm a good guy. 1337 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,840 What is that? 1338 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,840 American cheese? 1339 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,840 No, no, no, no, no. 1340 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,840 Like, well, I do just eat your ham sandwich, Timmy. 1341 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,840 Fuck. 1342 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,840 Fucking food. 1343 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,840 You're starving children in Africa. 1344 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,840 That never made any sense to me, man. 1345 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,840 Africa? 1346 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,840 What is it doing there? 1347 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,840 No, like, there are starving kids in Africa. 1348 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:46,840 Yeah, why was that every mom's excuse to why you should eat your food? 1349 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,840 And we got the internet and it was like, yeah, they just, I'm a fucking boy. 1350 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:51,840 It's not my fault. 1351 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,840 Am I going to send this sandwich to Africa because I don't want to eat it? 1352 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:56,840 Exactly. 1353 00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:00,360 That's the reason I'm fat is because my babysitter forced me to eat every bite before I could 1354 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,360 get up. 1355 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,360 It's like, I'm fault. 1356 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,640 No, you're not finished your food. 1357 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,840 Like, we're not in the depression anymore, Nancy. 1358 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,600 I don't have to finish my sandwich. 1359 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,640 There are kids in Africa starving right now. 1360 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,000 Like so bummer. 1361 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,160 What do you want me to do about it? 1362 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,640 You think they want this happy and sandwich, dude? 1363 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,080 You know who should be doing something about it? 1364 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,760 Is that damn Jeff Bezos? 1365 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,760 Circle him back. 1366 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,760 You know what we do is put something about it. 1367 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,360 Is this the adult? 1368 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,360 Not me. 1369 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,360 I am six. 1370 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,360 Well, we're adults now. 1371 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,280 Well, yeah, like, I'm still not going to do anything about it, but it's like, you know, 1372 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,680 in my budget, I have $9. 1373 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,680 I could send that to Africa. 1374 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,880 I don't know what they're going to do with it, though. 1375 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,880 That's my concern. 1376 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,800 And then like, I don't want them to have my $9. 1377 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,120 I could buy, I don't know, a cookie with that. 1378 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,120 We got what we got. 1379 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,120 We'll send them food. 1380 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,120 We give them food. 1381 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,120 And you know what they do? 1382 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,920 They blackhawk down us. 1383 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:51,920 What? 1384 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,000 I'm not a military movie guy. 1385 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 That was what that's what blackhawk down. 1386 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,160 Like, that's why we were there is because we were giving them food and they really, 1387 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,520 yeah, we were giving them food. 1388 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:02,680 And then they like killed the guys, right? 1389 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,680 Yeah. 1390 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,440 And then they were like, we are actually going to hold all this food for just us. 1391 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,080 Everyone else can starve. 1392 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,080 And we were like, wait, who? 1393 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,320 Is that like a terrorist organization? 1394 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,320 Yeah, it was some Somalian, Somalian warlord. 1395 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,360 And we were like, no, please, please give out the food. 1396 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,360 And he was like, no. 1397 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,880 And then they killed a bunch of people. 1398 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,200 And I think we killed a bunch of them back. 1399 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,200 Classic. 1400 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,200 Yeah. 1401 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,720 Classic warlords. 1402 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,920 Just had his 30th anniversary, actually, the occurrence. 1403 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:29,920 The warlord? 1404 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,920 Oh, okay. 1405 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,160 Is that a Tom Hanks movie? 1406 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,920 No, I'm thinking of saving Private. 1407 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:39,080 In fact, we had that same warlord who we were there to kill and depose so we could feed 1408 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,080 the people. 1409 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,080 His son was a... 1410 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,800 They definitely just heard that? 1411 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:51,280 No, we are not. 1412 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,280 Was a Marine. 1413 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,920 The United States Marine? 1414 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,920 Yes, sir. 1415 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,920 What? 1416 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,560 I said the M word, not the other one. 1417 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,560 The M word. 1418 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,560 Yeah, we could say Marine. 1419 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,560 We're both Marines. 1420 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,400 His son was a Marine. 1421 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,360 And after he got out of the Marine Corps, his dad had just been killed. 1422 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:14,560 So he went back to Somalia and he took over where his dad left off. 1423 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,560 Is he still alive? 1424 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,560 I have no idea. 1425 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,560 We don't talk much these days. 1426 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,560 Let's get him on the podcast. 1427 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,560 Hey, man, we're both active duty. 1428 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,960 Was he enlisted or an officer? 1429 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,680 I got to assume he was enlisted. 1430 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,680 I got to assume he was an officer. 1431 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,160 When I think Somalia and warlord, I don't think like this guy is sitting in his son 1432 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,160 to college. 1433 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,040 When I think Somalia and warlord, I think somebody that was better for their kids. 1434 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,880 So they're going to send them to college. 1435 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:37,880 Maybe that's what it was. 1436 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,880 What's his name? 1437 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:39,880 I don't know. 1438 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,640 You seem to know a lot about the guy. 1439 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,200 His name is like fucking kombucha ala sam. 1440 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,200 Like, I'm sorry. 1441 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,200 I can't remember how to spell it. 1442 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,200 U.S. 1443 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,200 Marins. 1444 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,480 We also referenced the Marine Corps birthday. 1445 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,480 Somebody's going to figure this out. 1446 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,320 If you just Google Black Hawk down, it'll come up with the link to the guy they were 1447 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,320 trying to kill. 1448 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,440 Old Suhan Fara. 1449 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,440 Ideed. 1450 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,560 Yeah, Ideed was the guy. 1451 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,560 Yes. 1452 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,560 Ideed. 1453 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:05,560 Hussan Fara. 1454 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,560 Ideed. 1455 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,560 Hussain? 1456 00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,560 Hussain. 1457 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,560 Hussain. 1458 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,560 Hussain. 1459 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,560 Hussain Fara. 1460 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,560 Ideed. 1461 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,560 Mic's stepped out. 1462 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,560 Let's see. 1463 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,560 He was a corporal. 1464 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,560 Let's go, baby. 1465 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,560 Fucking boot. 1466 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,560 He was in for eight years. 1467 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,560 Jesus. 1468 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,560 It was the 80s, man. 1469 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,560 Yeah, it was a different time. 1470 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:23,560 It was a different base. 1471 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,560 We wouldn't know. 1472 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:25,560 Back at my core. 1473 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:30,560 Let's get off that topic. 1474 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,560 No more talking about that. 1475 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,560 What are we doing now? 1476 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,560 Donnie, pull that up. 1477 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:44,560 We're going to have to edit some of this out. 1478 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,560 We got to edit so much this out. 1479 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:47,560 Not so much. 1480 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,560 A lot of this is unusable in awkward silence. 1481 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,560 It's okay. 1482 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,560 We got to edit the dead space out. 1483 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,560 Yeah. 1484 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,560 I think we're doing all right. 1485 00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:00,000 For our first podcast, a lot of people don't even put theirs up, so I can't hang compared 1486 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,000 to. 1487 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,680 I can think we're doing all right. 1488 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:03,680 We can work with this. 1489 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,680 I would say so. 1490 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,560 If this is our starting point, I think we can go pretty far. 1491 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:09,560 Give us six months. 1492 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,560 We'll be doing well if we continue to do the Wednesday, Saturday that we're planning. 1493 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,560 We're trying to push out Monday, Friday, right? 1494 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,560 Yeah. 1495 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,560 Okay. 1496 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,200 If we could just think of throughout the week, think of three or four things to bring 1497 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,640 up a conversation. 1498 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,200 We could probably milk a salad. 1499 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,520 I don't even know if we need to bring... I don't like the idea of it being scripted. 1500 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,960 I'd like it just to be off the cuff, things come up, we talk about it. 1501 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,760 If there's things you want to talk about, bring it up. 1502 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,120 Unfortunately, the problem that we have is whenever I walk in the door excited to talk 1503 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,760 about something, I don't like, okay, let's wait until the mics are set up and the sound 1504 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,760 is all tuned. 1505 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:43,760 You just immediately talk about it? 1506 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,760 I'm like, immediately, dude. 1507 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,680 That's why most of the things that we talked about before we started the podcast were more 1508 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,720 interesting than anything we've talked about. 1509 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:55,920 All we need to do is walk in and immediately, no words spoken, we set up, and then we get 1510 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:56,920 going. 1511 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:57,920 Exactly. 1512 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,960 Because when I got something funny to say, or I've got something I'm excited to talk 1513 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,560 about, I'm not waiting for you guys. 1514 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,280 I don't give a shit about the listeners. 1515 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,280 I do. 1516 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,280 I care about the listeners. 1517 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,280 You talked to my mom right then. 1518 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,320 I also care about the listener. 1519 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,320 You talk about my mom. 1520 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,320 You are the best. 1521 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,320 You're talking about my mom. 1522 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,320 Kyler. 1523 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:14,320 Yeah. 1524 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,320 Sorry. 1525 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,320 I'll be your mom. 1526 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,320 Look at Lisa. 1527 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,920 Shout out to Lisa for the Bose headphones Kyler's wearing. 1528 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:21,920 What? 1529 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,520 I think that's the first time I've called you Kyler in my life. 1530 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,200 We're going to scrap that right now. 1531 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,200 My name is Donnie. 1532 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,920 We can go back and edit my voice in saying Donnie in the very beginning. 1533 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,920 Now let's keep it. 1534 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:33,920 Do you use Donnie from now on? 1535 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:34,920 Okay. 1536 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,840 That works for me too. 1537 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:43,840 I have a, trying to make this like a cool little podcast studio room, right? 1538 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,800 I have a race car door that's going to be hung right over there. 1539 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:48,800 That's pretty cool. 1540 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:49,800 Is it from Kyle? 1541 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,800 It is from Kyle's dad. 1542 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:51,800 Very, very cool. 1543 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:52,800 Rob. 1544 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,800 Race car car is dead. 1545 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:54,800 I'm very excited about that. 1546 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,800 I've had it for a long time. 1547 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,800 I just never had anywhere to hang it now. 1548 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,800 Is this the thing that's in your mom's basement? 1549 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,800 Correct. 1550 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,800 Very cool. 1551 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,800 Very cool. 1552 00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:01,800 It is now in your pod. 1553 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:02,800 Oh, well, it's in my wife's pod. 1554 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:03,800 Yes. 1555 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,800 Yin-Yang potato, potato. 1556 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,800 Yes, yes, yes. 1557 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,800 Tomato, tomato. 1558 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,800 Scooby-Doo-Boo. 1559 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,800 Don't bring out the meot. 1560 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:15,040 DJ Khaled, let's talk about that guy for a minute here, man. 1561 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,520 I would love to get him on here. 1562 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:21,360 Well, yeah, I would love to get on literally anyone with even the most mile of the following. 1563 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,360 That's fair. 1564 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,160 Yeah, I'm a fan of DJ Khaled. 1565 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,160 I did not three months ago. 1566 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,560 If you'd asked me that, I'd be like, I don't know. 1567 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:28,560 He's the best music. 1568 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:29,560 That's all I know. 1569 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,720 We don't best music. 1570 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:34,040 Like he's just uncuffed, unmedicated. 1571 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,840 He gets to say what he wants. 1572 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,760 I want that for myself. 1573 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:38,760 Is he a Kanye? 1574 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,000 No, he's not that. 1575 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,000 He's not racist. 1576 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000 He's not a bad guy. 1577 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,800 He's just out there screaming about shellfish. 1578 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800 He's not racist yet. 1579 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,880 Don't bring out the lobster. 1580 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,960 I think it's funny. 1581 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:53,320 Every time there's an incident with Israel Palace, which is a regular occurrence, people 1582 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,760 are like, DJ Khaled hasn't commented on it at all. 1583 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,760 He's a Palestinian family. 1584 00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,640 And DJ Khaled's out here, he's like, I call him a cappuccino. 1585 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:05,120 And they're like, this man, we need his political commentary right now. 1586 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,360 Don't bring out the cappuccino. 1587 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,360 Somebody brings him an actual cappuccino. 1588 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,160 Oh, I was talking about the car. 1589 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,160 A cappuccino. 1590 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,160 And what might this be? 1591 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,160 That is a water. 1592 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:18,040 This is the guy that you want geopolitical commentary from. 1593 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,840 This is the guy. 1594 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,840 I agree with him. 1595 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:21,840 We need it. 1596 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,840 We need Khan. 1597 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,800 No, we need Khaled's input. 1598 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:26,800 Is he Palestinian? 1599 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,320 I think he's Palestinian. 1600 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,320 Is he? 1601 00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:30,640 Does he know what he's saying? 1602 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,640 Or is he just yelling? 1603 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,640 I don't know. 1604 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:33,640 I mean, I've never met the guy. 1605 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:34,640 Don't bring out the whole ocean. 1606 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:39,160 I go to the whole ocean, the whole ocean in there. 1607 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:43,600 We're like, yeah, that sure is a lot of fish. 1608 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:44,600 What do they call him? 1609 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,360 And like, at home, is it DJ or is it Khaled? 1610 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,480 I feel like it's probably Khaled, but I don't know. 1611 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,640 I mean, me and DJ Khaled haven't talked recently. 1612 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,200 Maybe he's like, it's DJ to you. 1613 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,520 Unless you're in with him. 1614 00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:01,080 I do know that Drake sent him toilets and they were very nice. 1615 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,080 I saw that video. 1616 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,080 Okay. 1617 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,080 Yeah. 1618 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,080 I don't know. 1619 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,520 That's an important Khaled point. 1620 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:07,520 That's part of the war. 1621 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:08,520 You know what though? 1622 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,520 You know what? 1623 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:10,520 Like what? 1624 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:15,760 If someone sent me like a nice nice nice toilet as a gift, I would be like, that's a little 1625 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,160 weird, but like, this is awesome. 1626 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:21,240 Like I'd be happy, but I'd also be kind of confused and upset because like now I have 1627 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,240 to figure out how to install this. 1628 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:23,600 I'm not paying somebody to do it. 1629 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,840 I assume if you send someone toilet, you also pay for the install. 1630 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:26,840 I suppose. 1631 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,840 But what if they don't? 1632 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,840 Like, here's this $4,000 toilet. 1633 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:33,320 It's like, well, I have a $4,000 toilet and I'm a $20 guy. 1634 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,120 Obviously it's getting installed. 1635 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,200 Maybe it's not getting, maybe it's going to sit in the garage for a few weeks until I 1636 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:43,320 can like build up the money to, I'm not, I'm not going to install it and break it. 1637 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,600 I'm not going to be the guy who breaks your $4,000 toilet gift. 1638 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,600 Yes, you are $4,000 toilet. 1639 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,440 What's going to happen the next time you come over to my house and you're like, hey, I was 1640 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,440 in there taking a, taking a pee. 1641 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,480 Where's a $4,000 toilet I got you? 1642 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,000 And I'm like, yeah, I broke it. 1643 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000 Sorry. 1644 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 I shattered it on receiving. 1645 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 Like $4,000 toilet. 1646 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,400 I'm not going to be that guy. 1647 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:07,120 I'm going to, I'm going to pay money to have it installed because it's a nice toilet. 1648 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,120 A nice toilet goes a long way. 1649 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:09,120 Yep. 1650 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,160 Can I, can I talk about something that upsets me? 1651 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,160 You can go for it. 1652 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,160 Like, well, hang on. 1653 00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,160 Is this going to get super intense? 1654 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,160 No. 1655 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,160 No, no, no. 1656 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,960 This is kind of back to the Jeff Bezos thing with rich people. 1657 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,880 Rich people get rich people gifts from their rich friends. 1658 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,080 I want rich friends to give me rich gifts because I'm not a rich person. 1659 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,080 I want rich people things. 1660 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,080 But I have poor friends. 1661 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,680 They give me poor people gifts and I am very grateful for them because it means they thought 1662 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,560 about me and they cared about me and they thought you would like this. 1663 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,240 And I appreciate it. 1664 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:42,880 But if I could, you know, it's either a mug or like, I don't know, like a fucking Xbox. 1665 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,800 I don't know what rich people get for gifts. 1666 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,400 No fucking, an old wine. 1667 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,600 That'd be way cooler. 1668 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,760 I'm still grateful for the gifts people give me, but I want rich people gifts. 1669 00:56:54,760 --> 00:57:02,000 I've been going to the beach a lot lately with my wife and daughter and yeah, we've 1670 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,760 been like, there's a bunch of old people there and like, judging from the area we're at, 1671 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,480 they probably have money. 1672 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:13,560 So I'm thinking we start like, start smoothing some old, old beachgoers. 1673 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:14,560 Hey, Winkley. 1674 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:19,040 Yeah, like, you know what, just, you know what massive binding moment just happened for all 1675 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,040 beachgoers? 1676 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,040 What? 1677 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,040 Jimmy Buffett passed. 1678 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,040 RIP the King. 1679 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,640 I was on the beach when I found out Jimmy Buffett passed. 1680 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,240 I was working at the beach. 1681 00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,200 And um, yeah, dude, pouring out for Jimmy. 1682 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,200 I did. 1683 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,200 I put out a little bit of my water. 1684 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:37,640 I didn't have a lot of water, so that meant a lot to me. 1685 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:41,120 The water on the beach is not safe to drink. 1686 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:42,120 Bad news. 1687 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,120 I have to be. 1688 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,120 You fucking suck. 1689 00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,120 Thanks. 1690 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,760 And we're back. 1691 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,760 Fuck you. 1692 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,760 What are we talking about? 1693 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,920 We're talking about Jimmy Buffett and how is the travesty that he died? 1694 00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,920 Wasting away again. 1695 00:57:55,920 --> 00:58:01,320 Like, you know, the last line in the Big Lebowski is, it feels good knowing he's out there, 1696 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,160 taking it easy for all us sinners. 1697 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:06,920 And man, just waking up in the morning, knowing that Jimmy Buffett's not out. 1698 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,960 Like there's one less guy out there. 1699 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,960 Taking it easy. 1700 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:10,960 Yeah. 1701 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,600 So like here I am, waking up at five, just stressed and angry. 1702 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:14,600 Not taking it easy. 1703 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,600 Not taking it easy. 1704 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:16,600 Exactly. 1705 00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:17,600 Should be taking it easy. 1706 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,600 I should be taking it easy. 1707 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,600 For all us sinners out there. 1708 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,600 I like where your head's at. 1709 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,320 They're a big dog. 1710 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,240 You like that I repeat the things that came out of your mouth? 1711 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,240 Exactly. 1712 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,120 I need somebody to do that for me more often. 1713 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,120 That's politics these days. 1714 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,120 Like, oh, you said the thing I said? 1715 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,120 Good. 1716 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,280 Not trying to get political. 1717 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,800 But uh, let's talk about guns. 1718 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,800 Wait a minute. 1719 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,560 It's really sad that Jimmy Buffett died. 1720 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,560 It really is. 1721 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,560 He was only like what, 70 years? 1722 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,560 Yeah. 1723 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,120 He died of skin cancer, which I think is about as Jimmy Buffett as it gets. 1724 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,200 Yeah, that makes sense. 1725 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,800 And he died surrounded by friends, family, music, and dogs, which I really don't think 1726 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,480 you can ask for more than that. 1727 00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:55,480 It's phenomenal. 1728 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:59,840 Also, the posthumous music is weirdly good. 1729 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,840 Like my dog bubbles up. 1730 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,840 Bubbles up is phenomenal. 1731 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,040 I've been listening to a lot of bubbles up there. 1732 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,720 Yeah, it's like number three on my Spotify. 1733 00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,720 Must play, replay, whatever it's called. 1734 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,560 Anyways, obviously like I was mentioning earlier, I'm going to exploit his death to gain social 1735 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,640 standing among wealthy beachgoers. 1736 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,640 As you should. 1737 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,280 What would Jimmy would have wanted? 1738 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,280 Yeah. 1739 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,280 Yeah. 1740 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,280 Jimmy was definitely born poor, right? 1741 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,440 Yeah, Jimmy said it, man. 1742 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:30,240 I've done a bit of smuggling and I've smoked or I've sold my share of grass. 1743 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,920 So like Jimmy would appreciate me hustling my way to the top, you know. 1744 00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,640 I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast. 1745 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,000 What a fucking poet. 1746 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,000 Dude. 1747 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:47,280 Bob Dylan, God of God damn, Nobel literature prize, whatever it was. 1748 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,360 Jimmy Buffett, all he got was a billion dollars. 1749 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,640 It's not fair. 1750 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,640 Justice for Jimmy. 1751 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,640 Justice for Jimmy. 1752 00:59:54,640 --> 01:00:00,080 I am currently drinking out of a Margaritaville glass that I accidentally bought for like 1753 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,080 $25. 1754 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,080 Quick story on that. 1755 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,320 It's not going to be funny because I don't know how to comedically time things. 1756 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:10,320 But me and my wife were in Nashville at Margaritaville at Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville. 1757 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:14,520 And I said, Hey, I'd like this Margaritaville, but can I get it blended? 1758 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,160 And she said, Well, that just means it's in the blender. 1759 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,840 Yeah, that sounds fine. 1760 01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:23,280 Assuming that meant they're going to throw some ice and some liquor and some sweet stuff 1761 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,440 in there and blend it up, right? 1762 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:27,440 Incorrect. 1763 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:33,840 That means they're going to put ice and liquor and sweet stuff into something that somewhat 1764 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,840 resembles a blender. 1765 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,260 And then they're going to give it to me for an extra $25. 1766 01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:40,640 It does look blender-esque. 1767 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:45,480 And now you get this phenomenal story for the rest of your life about how Margaritaville 1768 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,720 and Nashville, Tennessee scammed you. 1769 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,720 That story sucked. 1770 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,080 Nobody's going to enjoy that. 1771 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,320 Well, if you learned how to tell it better, they would. 1772 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,320 That's fair. 1773 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,320 Help. 1774 01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:01,360 Somebody get me on the line with Bert Kreischer. 1775 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,360 He'll help me. 1776 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,480 Bert Kreischer would tell that story. 1777 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,080 He would like, well, no, Bert Kreischer wouldn't tell that story. 1778 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,840 Bert Kreischer would tell a story that vaguely resembles that story. 1779 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,280 And then they make a network special about it in a movie. 1780 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,000 And then somewhere along the way, he would get like attacked by pirates and he would 1781 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,680 have no choice but to fight them off with like a gal in a whale blubber and like wearing 1782 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,680 nothing but a man-thong. 1783 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,880 That would be the Bert Kreischer version of that story. 1784 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,880 Yeah, that's fair. 1785 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,800 So really, maybe that's what we're doing wrong. 1786 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,800 Instead of just like, we're not over-dramatizing everything. 1787 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,120 Yeah, maybe it's just telling our stories. 1788 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:30,120 We just need to lie. 1789 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:33,640 Are you calling Bert Kreischer a liar? 1790 01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:34,800 That's not a strong way to start this. 1791 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:41,560 I know that there was a whole Netflix movie about how the machine skit wasn't a lie because 1792 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,960 he was, in fact, kidnapped by the actual corruption of the officers in question in that movie. 1793 01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:45,960 Actually? 1794 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:46,960 No. 1795 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,920 It was a movie about him being kidnapped by the Russian mobsters from his machine story. 1796 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:55,000 Now I got a question. 1797 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,560 Was that a documentary? 1798 01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:00,920 Or was it perhaps just a Netflix special? 1799 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,480 You mean the movie with him and Mark Hamill? 1800 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:04,720 Yes, that's the one I'm referring to. 1801 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:05,720 I think it was Moser Pretend. 1802 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,720 Have you seen it? 1803 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:07,720 I've seen Moser. 1804 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,240 I turned it off, have it through, because it wasn't very good. 1805 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,800 It was okay. 1806 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,160 It was a one watch for me. 1807 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,400 I like Bert Kreischer a lot. 1808 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,400 His material is hilarious. 1809 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,400 Yeah, Bert Kreischer's funny. 1810 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,400 The movie was not a rewatch. 1811 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:20,400 Yeah, the movie was a flop. 1812 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,400 Love you, Bert. 1813 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:22,400 Sorry. 1814 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,400 We all take L's. 1815 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:26,400 Shout out to you, Bert. 1816 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,800 Yeah, I hear a whole new thing. 1817 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,680 You know what wasn't an L, though? 1818 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,680 Was the cabin. 1819 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,040 The fuck is the cabin? 1820 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:36,600 It's Bert Kreischer's TV show where he went to a cabin with a bunch of strangers. 1821 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,040 Is that a porn? 1822 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,400 No, no, no. 1823 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:44,440 It was like, Bert Kreischer was like, dude, I have all these self-destructive habits. 1824 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,000 I'm going to go to a cabin and relax. 1825 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,480 He got to the cabin and he was like, wow, this sucks. 1826 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:52,360 Let me call up all my famous friends and film it. 1827 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:57,200 So he called all his famous friends and they were at the cabin. 1828 01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,160 They were just filming themselves goofing around, having a sheen in against, smoking, 1829 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,640 drinking, throwing axes. 1830 01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,120 Saw Caitlyn Jenner throwing axes. 1831 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,120 It was horrifying. 1832 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,120 Interesting. 1833 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,120 Yeah. 1834 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,120 Wait, wait. 1835 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,120 Yeah. 1836 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,120 Right. 1837 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,120 Caitlyn Jenner was on it. 1838 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,120 Yeah. 1839 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,120 Trans Caitlyn Jenner. 1840 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,120 Yeah, that's correct. 1841 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,120 Good for Bert. 1842 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,120 Yeah. 1843 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,120 That's cool. 1844 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,120 Triathlon champion, Caitlyn Jenner. 1845 01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,120 It was a Decathlon champion. 1846 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,120 Decathlon champion. 1847 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,120 Come on, man. 1848 01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,120 Caitlyn Jenner. 1849 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,120 I'm not trying to take anything away. 1850 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,120 I was just surprised that you said that. 1851 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:26,120 Yeah. 1852 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,120 Take a picture again. 1853 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,120 Again. 1854 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:34,120 Kind of drunk. 1855 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:36,240 Missed the button. 1856 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,240 Who else was on the show? 1857 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,240 Where can I find this show? 1858 01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:39,240 It's on Netflix. 1859 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,240 You know what? 1860 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,240 I have a cell phone here somewhere. 1861 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:42,240 It's a mess of things. 1862 01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,400 Yeah, we're shotting out Bert Kreischer's show. 1863 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,400 Mom, check it out. 1864 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,600 If anybody else ever listens to this, I'm so sorry. 1865 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,800 Bert Kreischer, whenever you inevitably hear about our show, you're welcome. 1866 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,800 Bertie. 1867 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,200 Don't forget about us. 1868 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,040 We make it big. 1869 01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,520 Bert, if you could have us on. 1870 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:06,400 Tom Segura, we already talked about Garth Brooks being a serial killer, so hook it up. 1871 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,960 Tom, we're here for you. 1872 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:08,960 Tommy boy. 1873 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,840 We got Tom Segura also on the cabin. 1874 01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,400 Oh, Joey Diaz. 1875 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,400 That dude's funny. 1876 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,400 He's fucking hilarious. 1877 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:18,400 Joey Diaz is the man. 1878 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,520 His delivery is just unmatched. 1879 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:21,520 He's just so mean. 1880 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,520 It's phenomenal. 1881 01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,520 I love Joey Diaz. 1882 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,520 He's like mean in a nice way. 1883 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:25,520 It doesn't make sense. 1884 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,520 Nikki Glaser, she's not very funny. 1885 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,520 I don't know who that is. 1886 01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,520 Caitlyn Jenner, she had that show. 1887 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,840 I think it's called Full Frontal with Nikki Glaser on County Central. 1888 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:32,840 It wasn't very good. 1889 01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,320 When was this show made? 1890 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,320 The cabin? 1891 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,320 2020. 1892 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:37,320 Really? 1893 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:38,320 Yeah. 1894 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:39,600 I think it was like a recurrent thing. 1895 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,600 I think it was just a one-off. 1896 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,480 Like a one-season thing. 1897 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,480 That's cool. 1898 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,480 Bobby Lee, he's that Korean guy. 1899 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,980 I think he's Chinese. 1900 01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:50,520 Oh, no, he's got this skit about how... 1901 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,120 There's a skit with him and Theo Vaughn about how he should know he's Korean and then at 1902 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,120 the end he says he's Chinese. 1903 01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:59,040 No, he's got this skit about how his grandfather used to tell him about how horrible it was 1904 01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,560 when Chinese people tortured the Koreans. 1905 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:02,560 Oh, very well. 1906 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,560 I'm sure it was. 1907 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,560 I don't actually know. 1908 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:05,560 I'm not a huge fan. 1909 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,560 That doesn't like him. 1910 01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,120 I don't know who Ms. Pat is. 1911 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,120 Oh, she's hilarious. 1912 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,120 Ms. Pat, she's funny. 1913 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,120 Actually? 1914 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:14,120 Yeah. 1915 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,120 Oh, okay. 1916 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,120 Yeah, I enjoy her stuff a lot. 1917 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:17,120 Katie Cuoco from Big Bang. 1918 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:18,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1919 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,120 And Joel McHale from Community. 1920 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,920 Don't know him. 1921 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:25,200 Why are we just listing the people on the show? 1922 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:26,200 Are you asked? 1923 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,200 I guess. 1924 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,680 I said, here, let me pull it up. 1925 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,680 Anyways... 1926 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,840 This is why we need to move to NoFund once we have a TV set up. 1927 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,280 Once we can pull things up faster... 1928 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:37,280 Yeah. 1929 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:41,480 Once it's not like 40 seconds of silence or one person talking about something. 1930 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:45,280 All right, let's pull up the image for Duck. 1931 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:46,280 Cricket. 1932 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,280 Cricket. 1933 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,280 Yep, there it is. 1934 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,280 That is a duck. 1935 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,280 Would you look at that? 1936 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,280 Why'd we do that? 1937 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,280 It's not something we should have done. 1938 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:57,280 It's not something people want to listen to. 1939 01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:58,280 No, it's not. 1940 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,680 We are not a good podcast. 1941 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:01,680 We will get there. 1942 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:02,680 Not yet. 1943 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:03,680 We will get there. 1944 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:10,160 And damn it, we will drag you along behind us along the way. 1945 01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:11,680 Bring you with us. 1946 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:16,800 Yeah, I've given it some thought and I've got to say, cannot... 1947 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,280 Not going to tell my family about this. 1948 01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,680 I'm telling my mom. 1949 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:20,680 She already knows. 1950 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:21,680 Yeah. 1951 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,680 She sent the headphones for it. 1952 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:23,680 Got to... 1953 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:27,680 I'm going to keep this one a secret till it all blows up. 1954 01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,880 Oh, you know that really popular podcast? 1955 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:30,880 Yeah, that's me. 1956 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:31,880 Oh, yeah, we have videos. 1957 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,880 So you already knew that. 1958 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:37,880 Unless you probably haven't heard of it. 1959 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:41,240 Are we going to drink every time we do this? 1960 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:44,120 I think we have to. 1961 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:45,120 I hold weight like a motherfucker. 1962 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:48,280 So we're going to have to move to a no calorie liquor. 1963 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,280 Fair enough. 1964 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:50,280 And drink it slowly. 1965 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,280 I got it. 1966 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:56,200 Something I've been thinking about is tequila and pickles. 1967 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,200 No calories there. 1968 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,680 Well, that actually sounds horrible. 1969 01:06:58,680 --> 01:06:59,680 Dye. 1970 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:00,680 I love pickles. 1971 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:01,880 I love tequila. 1972 01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,080 And I drink pickles just on the tone. 1973 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,480 Throwing tequila in there can't be that bad, right? 1974 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,480 I'm going to circle back to earlier when I said dye. 1975 01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,960 I assume you dislike pickles, yeah? 1976 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:10,960 That's correct, yeah. 1977 01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,200 So I'm throwing tequila in there. 1978 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:17,000 When I was a kid, my parents used to put pickles in a bag and they would beat me with 1979 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,000 that bag. 1980 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000 I don't believe that at all. 1981 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,000 You're right. 1982 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,000 I just made that up. 1983 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000 I don't know. 1984 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,720 I feel like tequila and pickles just can't be that bad. 1985 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:29,280 That could be my twice a week drink for the podcast. 1986 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:33,400 And you want to do a podcast episode on Friday and Saturday next week? 1987 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:37,280 A special edition for the birthday. 1988 01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:38,280 Oh! 1989 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,400 Just get obscenely fucked up. 1990 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,120 Well, hang on. 1991 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:45,120 We should probably listen to that entire audio before we put it out there. 1992 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,120 Oh, absolutely. 1993 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:47,120 Yeah, I'm not. 1994 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,480 We're not putting anything out unedited. 1995 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:50,480 Very carefully. 1996 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:51,480 Yeah. 1997 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,600 Picking up what I'm throwing down. 1998 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,360 Yeah, we say bad things. 1999 01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:59,120 But you and the family can come over. 2000 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:00,120 Oh, that'd be nice. 2001 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,120 They can hang out there. 2002 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,120 We can podcast in here. 2003 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:05,800 Here, a joyful child streams the background. 2004 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,800 That's a nice. 2005 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:11,120 I hope she doesn't make you. 2006 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,120 It's terrifying. 2007 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:16,080 It's like the walking dead out there, man. 2008 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:19,120 Just the occasional slamming on a door. 2009 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:20,120 Terrifying. 2010 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:25,320 They're casually walking herself in my room. 2011 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:26,320 Classic. 2012 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:29,320 I think I want to get a grill. 2013 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:33,080 I might ask my parents for a trigger for Christmas. 2014 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:34,080 Yeah. 2015 01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,080 I don't know how to grill. 2016 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,560 I don't either, but I like to learn. 2017 01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:41,440 I feel like that is just a small patch of concrete out there. 2018 01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:44,840 Grilling is just a skill that has a guy you need to have. 2019 01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:45,840 Yeah. 2020 01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:46,840 But nobody knows how. 2021 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:47,840 You got to learn. 2022 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:48,840 Exactly. 2023 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:49,840 And you can't ask anyone for help. 2024 01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:51,920 You don't go in there and say, hey, get you out of grill. 2025 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:52,920 You just learn. 2026 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,920 You fail over and over again. 2027 01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,160 Back in the day, it was like you had to read a book. 2028 01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:01,680 Now you can watch YouTube, which is a godsend because I have crazy ADHD and I can't read 2029 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:02,680 a... 2030 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,680 I can read books if I'm really interested. 2031 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,480 You know what I realized just recently? 2032 01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,680 I am wildly dyslexic. 2033 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:11,040 And I'm swag. 2034 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:16,000 I'm not really sure why life has never dawned on me before. 2035 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:22,400 But like, I don't know how bad the average dyslexic has it, but dude, I had it horrible. 2036 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:26,440 I was reading off serial numbers the other day, which is a lot of numbers. 2037 01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:28,000 And I was reading it off and reading it off. 2038 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:31,240 And one of the dudes next to me, he looks over and he goes, you know, that was like nowhere 2039 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,240 near the actual number. 2040 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,480 Like you just took all those numbers and just rearranged them. 2041 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:38,840 There is a one, a six, and nine, a five in there, but it's not in that order. 2042 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:39,840 69, nice. 2043 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:40,840 Oh my. 2044 01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:41,840 That sucks. 2045 01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:42,840 Yeah. 2046 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,640 You can do something about that. 2047 01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:45,640 Really not a... 2048 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,480 What can you do? 2049 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,480 Read better? 2050 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:50,480 I don't know. 2051 01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:54,200 I don't know why I hadn't thought of that. 2052 01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,200 Idiot. 2053 01:09:55,200 --> 01:10:00,000 Yeah, that's tough, especially to realize in your 20s. 2054 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,000 Yeah. 2055 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,000 Sucks. 2056 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,640 Now I'm thinking back to all those times I was bad at math and it makes a lot of sense, 2057 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:06,640 man. 2058 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,640 That's fair. 2059 01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,200 I'm bad at math because I didn't want to do math, so I didn't. 2060 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:10,200 I was like, hey, do this. 2061 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,200 Math was the worst. 2062 01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,200 Shout out to Mrs. Holder. 2063 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,200 You were a cunt. 2064 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,200 I said no. 2065 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,840 My math teachers were phenomenal people. 2066 01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:16,960 They were phenomenal humans. 2067 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:17,960 They cared about me. 2068 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:22,680 They wanted me to learn and I said absolutely not every time. 2069 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:26,280 Something that I recently learned is that my sister who is still at the same high school 2070 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:30,320 I used to go to, she'll go into classes and they'll be like, Donagie, Donagie, do you 2071 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,320 have... 2072 01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:32,320 You have sisters? 2073 01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,240 And you're like, hey, do you have a brother? 2074 01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:35,240 Yeah. 2075 01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:36,240 Do you know what he did? 2076 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:37,240 She's like, yeah. 2077 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:38,240 The dildos? 2078 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:40,240 It was the dildos, yeah. 2079 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,240 Tell it. 2080 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:45,560 Okay, so it's my senior year at high school, right? 2081 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,920 What do you do your senior year at high school? 2082 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:48,920 High school, right? 2083 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:49,920 You throw a senior... 2084 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,560 You're not throwing, but you do a senior prank, you know what I mean? 2085 01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,680 So you were like, oh, who's going to do it? 2086 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,760 Because the year before, it's super lame. 2087 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,880 They laid down in the hallways. 2088 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:00,880 Lame. 2089 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:04,800 Two years before that, they stacked hay bales in front of the parking lot. 2090 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,040 Everybody's trapped inside. 2091 01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:07,040 That was funny. 2092 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:08,040 Not for me, obviously. 2093 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,040 Not for anyone who was driving. 2094 01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:10,040 For me, it was hilarious. 2095 01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,040 I couldn't drive. 2096 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:12,040 I just walked past. 2097 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,040 I was like, yeah, hay bales. 2098 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:16,960 But we were like, dude, we got to do something big. 2099 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,000 We got to make this count. 2100 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,000 We got to make this one. 2101 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,680 This has got to leave an impression. 2102 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:23,000 And that it did. 2103 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:28,280 So I'm asking around, and I'm like, who's going to do a senior prank this year? 2104 01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,760 And everybody's like, oh, I can't. 2105 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:38,280 I have this prestigious college scholarship that if I get in trouble with my senior year, 2106 01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:39,800 I might lose it. 2107 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:41,200 I can't throw that away. 2108 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,200 Oh, sorry. 2109 01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:44,760 I'm going to West Point, stupid. 2110 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:45,760 But boo. 2111 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:46,760 Yeah. 2112 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:50,680 So I'm sitting here like, well, someone's got to do it. 2113 01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:52,480 It needs to be me. 2114 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:59,040 And I had seen this thing on iFunny where a couple of teenagers in high school had super 2115 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:02,080 glued a four foot tall dildo to their floor. 2116 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:03,080 The Moby Huge. 2117 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:04,080 The Moby Huge. 2118 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,080 Yes, that's correct. 2119 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,800 And obviously, I was like, that's what we're doing. 2120 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,280 We're doing that exact thing. 2121 01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,960 Did something like Googling, the Moby Huge cost about $500. 2122 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:16,240 So I thought to myself, all right, not doing that exact thing. 2123 01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:17,240 Nothing else. 2124 01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:18,240 Yep. 2125 01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:20,560 And I was like, well, we can do that, but smaller. 2126 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:25,200 So we went to the store and we, because I just, I wanted to do that, but I wasn't going 2127 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,280 to spend my money on it. 2128 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:30,720 So I walked around just table to table in the lunchroom and I was like, you got any cash? 2129 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:34,080 I can borrow for to go buy a fucking massive dildo. 2130 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:37,360 A lot of people just gave me cash. 2131 01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:40,040 Like a little weird, but I guess we were in high school, right? 2132 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:41,680 So who knows? 2133 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:47,200 So like, first of all, I want to say, if you're trying to get away with something mischievous, 2134 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:52,120 going table to table to everyone in your school, asking them for money to fund it, not a good 2135 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:53,120 way to start. 2136 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:54,120 Not a great look. 2137 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,120 Yeah. 2138 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,120 Yeah. 2139 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,560 So like right there, you're looking a little bit incriminating. 2140 01:12:58,560 --> 01:12:59,560 Yeah. 2141 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:04,200 But I ended up getting, I got like $300. 2142 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:08,680 So couldn't go, that's more money than I made the entirety of high school. 2143 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:10,520 I guess it's more about you than me. 2144 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,120 That's not actually true. 2145 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,120 That was pretend. 2146 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,120 Yeah. 2147 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:16,680 I didn't make like $300. 2148 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:21,760 So I, and I wasn't going to do it. 2149 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:23,080 I wasn't going to do it. 2150 01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:26,000 And then I was with one of my buddies and he was like, you're just going to steal all 2151 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,000 that money. 2152 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,000 And I'm like, yeah. 2153 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,760 And he's like, you do kid, you can't just steal it. 2154 01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:30,760 Oh, come on, come on, come on. 2155 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:34,320 Like let's go, let's go down to the weird fucking BDSM sex stores by one. 2156 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:36,560 Like that's a weird thing to say to another straight guy. 2157 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:37,960 What's by a dildo? 2158 01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:38,960 Yeah. 2159 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,600 And I'm like, okay, sure, you know what? 2160 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,600 You've convinced me. 2161 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,480 I am 18 and retard. 2162 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:44,480 Stupid. 2163 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,480 We'll edit that. 2164 01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:47,480 Interesting. 2165 01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:48,480 Yeah. 2166 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,320 I am like, I am 18 and I'm a foolish guy. 2167 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:59,120 So I go and I, I walk into the weird little BDSM sex store and they're like, hey, how 2168 01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:00,440 can I help you couple? 2169 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,480 Uh, sir, I'm like, what's up? 2170 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:04,000 I walk up to the chick. 2171 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:07,240 I think I've read the account who is not that much older than me. 2172 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,240 So this is a really weird exchange. 2173 01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,920 If it had been like an old lady, I wouldn't have thought nothing about it, but she was 2174 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,840 like, she had to be like 19, 20 max. 2175 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,640 I'm like, hey, where are the dildos? 2176 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:20,400 And she's like, uh, they're in that corner. 2177 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:21,400 Was it in your hometown? 2178 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:22,400 Yes. 2179 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:23,400 That's, that's weird. 2180 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:24,400 Yeah. 2181 01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:25,400 I know. 2182 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,240 So I go and I just grab all of them. 2183 01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,560 Did you tell her it was for a prank? 2184 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:30,560 Okay. 2185 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,560 I'm getting it. 2186 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:34,400 So I grabbed all of them and she's sitting there ringing me up. 2187 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:38,920 She's like, what, um, what are you planning on doing with all of these? 2188 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,680 And I'm like, this is for my senior prank in high school. 2189 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:43,280 I gotta do this, this, this. 2190 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:45,400 Oh, that's so much fun. 2191 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:49,520 And I'm like, yeah, I have a, I have a whole adult telling me this is a good idea. 2192 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:52,600 Now I know it's a good idea for future reference kids. 2193 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:56,720 The cashier, the BDSM sex stores, probably not the person to take life. 2194 01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:57,720 It's from. 2195 01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:58,720 Was it Spencer's? 2196 01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,160 No, it was not Spencer's. 2197 01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:02,000 It was called a surrealist. 2198 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,000 Interesting. 2199 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,000 Is it still there? 2200 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,000 I think so. 2201 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000 Shout out to Surrealist. 2202 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,000 Shout out to Surrealist. 2203 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000 Fort Wayne. 2204 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000 Yeah. 2205 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,000 Fort Wayne, Indiana. 2206 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000 Fort Wayne, Indiana. 2207 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,000 I almost had Texas. 2208 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,000 We, uh, I wouldn't be wearing it today without you. 2209 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,000 That's for sure. 2210 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:20,160 Um, but I went out there and we cracked them all open in the parking lot. 2211 01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:22,000 Me and my buddy had a dildo fight in the parking lot. 2212 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,320 Surrealist, I'm sure they loved. 2213 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:27,840 Cracking open some, uh, lukewarm dildos with the boys. 2214 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,280 You know it brother. 2215 01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:33,920 Um, we, we did lose like two on the way back home because we were just, 2216 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,920 slinging our cars. 2217 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:35,920 They passed. 2218 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:36,920 That's fair. 2219 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:37,920 Yeah. 2220 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:41,560 But we had just like 30, 30 fucking dildos in my truck. 2221 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:48,440 So I go into school the next day and I'm like, there's no way I can do this all myself. 2222 01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:51,400 So I go to the other seniors and I'm like, Hey, I need help. 2223 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:57,040 I got a fuck ton of sex toys and then going to glue themselves to the walls and they were 2224 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:58,920 like, no, we are not going to do this. 2225 01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:00,640 We refuse to take part in this. 2226 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:03,320 Uh, you are a fool. 2227 01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,640 You will be caught and you will be punished. 2228 01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,200 I'm like, you're all wrong. 2229 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:12,840 I will get away with this scot-free and nothing bad will ever come from this. 2230 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:16,240 Did they mention that you started super awesome podcasts like six years later? 2231 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,880 Yeah, dude, they had no clue. 2232 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:22,400 If they could see me now, idiots, they would look at their college degrees and look back 2233 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,840 at me and probably laugh. 2234 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:25,840 Not a good way. 2235 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:26,840 Anyways, so. 2236 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:27,840 Crafts and debt. 2237 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:28,840 Suckers. 2238 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:29,840 Yeah. 2239 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:32,840 Enjoy your full ride. 2240 01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:34,520 Lindsay, whatever your name was. 2241 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,640 Laughs and no debt. 2242 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:36,640 I was wrong. 2243 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:37,640 Yeah. 2244 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:43,160 Anyways, so I went out to all my senior boys and none of them were down except for like 2245 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:47,840 one other dude who did end up snitching on me when he got caught. 2246 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:48,840 Let's see. 2247 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:49,840 Okay. 2248 01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:53,340 Six nine. 2249 01:16:53,340 --> 01:16:54,340 So I couldn't find anybody. 2250 01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:55,340 I couldn't find anybody. 2251 01:16:55,340 --> 01:17:00,120 I went to my boy who I got the dillows with and he was like, he was a, what's the, what's 2252 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,120 the grade below senior? 2253 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:02,120 Junior. 2254 01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:03,920 I was a junior and I was like, I need your help. 2255 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:06,000 And he's like, I got you, bro. 2256 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:09,400 So he rounds up a bunch of fucking freshmen, which completely defeats the purpose of senior 2257 01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:11,040 prank. 2258 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:14,800 But like, you know, at this point of life, you know what? 2259 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:19,640 I'm still the mastermind here is still the senior prick. 2260 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:26,640 So I go and I distribute all these dillows to my various, my various plants and we got 2261 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,200 these things all over school. 2262 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:31,040 It is glorious, man. 2263 01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:33,160 Like we, we had this in economics class. 2264 01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:37,200 We had like what, like, you know how they had the, the panel rooms you can pop off. 2265 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,200 Yep. 2266 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:39,200 Yeah. 2267 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:40,200 One of the ceilings didn't have a panel. 2268 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,200 It was just missing. 2269 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:42,360 So we just suctioned, comes it up there. 2270 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,960 You're talking about the ones that you can just like throw pencils into, right? 2271 01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:46,960 Yeah. 2272 01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:47,960 Okay. 2273 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:48,960 So what was there? 2274 01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:49,960 What did you suction it to? 2275 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:50,960 What do you mean? 2276 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:51,960 It's like the, the pipes in the ceiling. 2277 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:52,960 So like the panel is just gone. 2278 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:57,080 We just fucking stick it on the ceiling and it's just sitting there and it's sitting there. 2279 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,080 And there's condensation on the pipe. 2280 01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,080 Interesting. 2281 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:05,080 And then for a while it just falls and smacks the right economic teacher in the head. 2282 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:08,800 I don't know if I actually hit him in the head, but like it did fall all around him 2283 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:09,800 while he was teaching. 2284 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:13,680 And that made me, that made me happy. 2285 01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,800 We like, we talked to many guitars and stuff like that. 2286 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,320 Like they were, they were, they were all over the place and they were well hidden. 2287 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,320 Why did your school have guitars? 2288 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,320 We had a music classroom. 2289 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:22,320 We had guitars? 2290 01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:23,320 Well. 2291 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:26,320 We played like flute and shit in school. 2292 01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:28,120 I don't know. 2293 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,640 You went to a cooler school than I did. 2294 01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:30,640 Yeah. 2295 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:33,280 I went to a school not in the middle of nowhere. 2296 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,280 That's fair. 2297 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:36,640 It was Indiana, a real estate. 2298 01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:37,640 I was a real estate. 2299 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:38,640 It's way cooler than Indiana. 2300 01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:41,640 It doesn't take a whole lot if you get cooler than Indiana. 2301 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:42,640 Crime. 2302 01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:43,640 Unrelated. 2303 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:51,640 Anyways, so, so I, we, we, I left for the day because I only had like two classes in 2304 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,360 my senior year and I was left for the day and I was like, I did it. 2305 01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:56,760 I got, I'd made it scut free. 2306 01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:59,760 I had uncought, nothing could possibly go wrong. 2307 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:00,760 Sure. 2308 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,760 And then I got home from work and my mom was looking at me like, why did school call? 2309 01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:05,760 I'm like, who, who knows? 2310 01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:08,760 It could be any number of reasons why the school would be calling. 2311 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:09,760 They're like, uh-huh. 2312 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:10,760 Let's go. 2313 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:11,760 I'm cool. 2314 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,760 You want, we gotta go, we gotta go talk to the principal. 2315 01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:14,760 You coming? 2316 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:16,760 Like, I don't really have a choice, do I? 2317 01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:18,760 She was like, no, no you don't. 2318 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:22,760 So we went down there and I've maintained my innocence the entire time. 2319 01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:25,760 It turned out they did have a video of me slapping a dill on my principal's car. 2320 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:28,760 I didn't realize there were cameras in the parking lot. 2321 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:29,760 Did you superglue it to the car? 2322 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:30,760 No, no, no. 2323 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,760 I just stuck it on the BDS, the BMW logo. 2324 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,760 The BDS, what's the issue then? 2325 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:39,760 Well, I mean, because I obviously was affiliated with the, the mass dill-dilling. 2326 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:41,760 There was, there was lots of vandalism. 2327 01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:43,760 Supposed to have had that. 2328 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:44,760 Yeah. 2329 01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:50,760 And, but I'm sitting outside, I'm sitting outside, I'm sitting outside. 2330 01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:54,760 They're, they're in like this conference room talking to my, talking to my parents. 2331 01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:55,760 Maintaining my innocence. 2332 01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:58,760 Maintaining my innocence, there was, like I said, a video. 2333 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,760 So, kind of got hard to maintain after a minute there. 2334 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:04,760 But like, after they finished talking, they pulled me inside. 2335 01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:09,760 They sent me down at the end of the conference table and he slaps this Walmart bag full of dills on the table. 2336 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:13,760 And he's like, we know that you brought 14 of these into the school. 2337 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,760 And I'm like, yeah. 2338 01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,760 Yeah, I did. 2339 01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:20,760 Only 14, you got me. 2340 01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:25,760 You didn't look at the guitars that we have because we're at a big city school. 2341 01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:26,760 You guys caught me. 2342 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:28,760 I brought in 14 of these. 2343 01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:29,760 No need to look any farther. 2344 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,760 It was only me. 2345 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:32,760 How many did you actually bring in? 2346 01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:33,760 30. 2347 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:34,760 No, no, no, we did lose two. 2348 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,760 It's a 28. 2349 01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,760 Interesting. 2350 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:42,760 Were you in the car in Okinawa when the pig got real uncomfortable that we bought pocket 2351 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:43,760 pushes and we're waving them around in his face? 2352 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:44,760 No. 2353 01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:46,760 As we were drunkenly driving back from the thrift store? 2354 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,760 To be clear, we did not condone drunk driving, but no, I didn't. 2355 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:50,760 No, he was sober. 2356 01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:51,760 Oh, okay. 2357 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:52,760 That's why he was uncomfortable. 2358 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:53,760 He was not drunk. 2359 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:54,760 Oh, that makes more sense now. 2360 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:55,760 That's right. 2361 01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:56,760 We do not condone drunk driving. 2362 01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:57,760 Bad. 2363 01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,760 Who was it? 2364 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:00,760 Ruiz. 2365 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:01,760 Ruiz. 2366 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,760 I used to put sex toys in all his shoes. 2367 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:04,760 Really? 2368 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:08,760 As I'm saying, I've had quite a bit of genaggage involving sex toys. 2369 01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:09,760 That's kind of weird. 2370 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:17,040 Actually, though, I feel like Ruiz would be a good first guess because he talks a lot 2371 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:18,760 and it's easy to make fun of him. 2372 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:21,640 I feel like he'd be good to get him. 2373 01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:22,640 Shoot that man a tech. 2374 01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:23,640 Well, hang on. 2375 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:25,640 He's going to use a certain word that we can't condone the use of. 2376 01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:26,760 Ruiz got to know that. 2377 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:27,760 Okay. 2378 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,760 And if he uses it a lot, we just won't use the other stuff. 2379 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:30,760 Stab him. 2380 01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:33,760 It could just be a practice episode. 2381 01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:34,760 Yeah, that works. 2382 01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:35,760 That works. 2383 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:36,760 Shoot him a text. 2384 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:37,760 I mean, we're not doing it right now. 2385 01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:41,760 We got to get a third mic, a third stand. 2386 01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:46,520 We should probably text him right now so that he can respond in six to eight weeks. 2387 01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:47,520 That's fair. 2388 01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:50,520 That's a good text. 2389 01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,520 So that was my thing. 2390 01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:56,240 I think they recently found one like two years ago. 2391 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:58,360 And I was wondering about that a while back. 2392 01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:00,160 Like, huh? 2393 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:04,200 If they're still being found, am I still guilty? 2394 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:07,040 Could I still be charged with a crime? 2395 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:08,040 They're coming for you. 2396 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,160 They totally could be. 2397 01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:14,000 I committed quite a bit of shenanigans. 2398 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,000 Good luck proving into it. 2399 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,400 It's only the one video. 2400 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:20,360 But yeah. 2401 01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:22,360 That was my story. 2402 01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:27,880 It still gets brought up to this day, apparently, when my sister goes to a new class in school. 2403 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:28,880 So it's tough. 2404 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:29,880 It's tough for her. 2405 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:30,880 It doesn't affect me at all. 2406 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:31,880 I've only eyes out of the country. 2407 01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:32,880 That's fair. 2408 01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:33,880 That's good for you. 2409 01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:34,880 That's fun. 2410 01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:35,880 You are in the country. 2411 01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:36,880 I had a great time. 2412 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:37,880 That's fair. 2413 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:38,880 You want another beer? 2414 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:39,880 No, I'm good. 2415 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:40,880 Very well. 2416 01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:43,880 Can I do it again? 2417 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:44,880 Yes. 2418 01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:45,880 As you should. 2419 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:47,240 That's a good story. 2420 01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:50,880 You will tell that more and you will get better at it down the road. 2421 01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:56,040 We need to figure out something to deaden this table because you hear that? 2422 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,040 It reverbs a lot. 2423 01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:58,560 We got to figure something out for that. 2424 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,960 Honestly, a moving blanket. 2425 01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:01,960 What? 2426 01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:04,160 A moving blanket. 2427 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,480 Or even like a rubber mat. 2428 01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:08,720 You just want to like clamp it down on the table? 2429 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:09,720 Yeah. 2430 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:10,720 That's fair. 2431 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:11,720 Yeah. 2432 01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:12,720 That would work. 2433 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:19,040 Let's play with that. 2434 01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:24,040 It's not bad most of the time, but I set a glass down and you hear it. 2435 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,040 Yeah, a lot of... 2436 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:30,040 I don't know how badly it will come out in the post, but I hear it a lot in the headphones. 2437 01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:32,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2438 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:37,400 Shall we call it a day? 2439 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:38,400 Wrap it up? 2440 01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:39,400 I suppose we do. 2441 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:40,400 I suppose we do. 2442 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:41,400 Well, you know what? 2443 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,400 Was this a banger episode? 2444 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:43,400 No. 2445 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:44,400 No, it was not. 2446 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:45,400 But was it the worst? 2447 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:46,400 It's a good start. 2448 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,000 Yeah, it's not the worst first episode anyone's ever had. 2449 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,200 There's worse places to start. 2450 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,200 Exactly. 2451 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:51,200 And you know what? 2452 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,320 The important thing is there's going to be more than three episodes. 2453 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:54,320 So... 2454 01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:55,320 At least four. 2455 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:58,040 At least four, maybe even five. 2456 01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:00,120 We'll see. 2457 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:01,120 Really? 2458 01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:02,120 Okay. 2459 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,760 Thanks for listening, mom. 2460 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:06,240 And anybody else out there? 2461 01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:07,240 See you next time. 2462 01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:14,240 See you next time, guys.