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you are now listening to cryptid cocktail party

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Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of

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Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we have

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a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive

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into the unknown. I'm your host, Dave. Finally

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joined once again by my wonderful co -host, Sarge.

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How was Puerto Rico, Sarge? It's a beautiful

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place, man. There's fucking chickens everywhere.

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That sounds awesome. It's so awesome. It sounds

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like my co -workers at first thought I was making

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fun of it, and I was like, no, you don't understand.

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There is nothing cooler than just like, big ass

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chickens just fucking hanging out. Like they

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have a lot of stray cats down there too. And

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the chickens are like twice the size of the cats.

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The chickens keep the cats in line probably.

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Right. And I adapted so quickly to their method

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of driving, which is just go and people will

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get out of your way. How is it any different

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than driving in a city? Um, because they don't

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have street lights and no one uses their directional,

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which is a lot like Rhode Island, but not a lot

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like anywhere else I've ever been. I feel like

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it's the same concept. No one uses their fucking

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turn signals in Philly and people lights are

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more of a suggestion than anything around here.

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I don't know. So, so if you want to like change

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lanes in Puerto Rico, you just have to gently

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guide your car into the next lane. And the guy

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directly next to you will either speed up or

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slow down to accommodate you. But if you put

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on your directional, I feel like then they're

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like, no, I'm not moving. Yeah. That makes sense.

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Because that way, that way you're intentionally

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an asshole and not causing an accident. I also,

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I went to a bar called El Bate where Hunter S.

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Thompson and the Rolling Stones and Allen Ginsberg

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used to drink. I got super lit, but not, uncontrollably

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like gringo misbehaving lit i did not want to

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embarrass myself in puerto rico that's where

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we differ i would have fucking blacked out i

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mean not that i get like violent or angry no

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no you don't you don't i just didn't want to

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like annoy anyone i didn't want to piss off the

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locals so it's just very quietly extremely drunk

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i would just i would just start screaming like

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where's the touch tunes i gotta listen to higher

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by creed Um, but the bar is cool cause it only

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plays like rock music. Okay. Um, and the drinks

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are really inexpensive. Uh, I had like four gin

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and something. The first night I went there,

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I had rum and Cokes and that was, that was like,

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I want to say 40 bucks with tip. For how many?

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And then, yeah. And then the next night I was

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there, I was drinking this gin drink that somebody

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made for us at another bar and the bartender

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seemed to know what I was talking about so he

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made them for us and man did we have a good night

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did the bar like have any like was there like

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fucking like old New York fucking delis where

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there's just photographs of all the famous people

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that went there or is it just like stories were

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told about you know what's funny is the bar actually

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had photographs of just like locals drinking

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there which I thought was actually really cool

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I feel like that's better they had like a couple

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character drawings of like Allen Ginsberg and

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Hunter S. Thompson yeah Um, but what I love the

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most was just, there was handwriting all over

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the walls. Like people just take Sharpies and

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write on the walls. That's I like that. So I

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made sure to write cryptic cocktail party on

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the bar and Sarge was here. I do like, so if

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you ever go to El Bate, go sit by the window

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and, and show us some love. I, uh, I can't get

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over the chickens. It reminds me, did you ever

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play fable? Yes. Yes. Chicken chaser. It just

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reminds me of just like, One big fable island.

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Yeah, but I would not kick any of these chickens

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because these, especially the males, the roosters,

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the cocks, if you will, had gigantic fucking

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claws. They were terrifying. Plus, they're probably

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as dense as a bowling ball. You'd probably break

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a toe. Oh, they were beefy, man. These chickens

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were fucking beef machines. That's awesome. They

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were also pelicans. I've seen pelicans before,

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but I got to see these pelicans actually eating.

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So they like come down and they scoop up out

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of the water. That was really cool. That sounds

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awesome, man. Well, I'm glad you had a good time.

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I'm glad you, the wildlife, or I guess half wildlife,

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chickens are pretty domesticated. Well, I guess

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not those ones. Those are as free range as you

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can get. People love them. The locals that I

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work with were telling me that like, they're

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just very, they're like part of the culture.

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Yeah. And so I was, I was very respectful to

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the chickens as well. I love them. I wish I had

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one because it's so cool. Well, maybe one day,

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maybe one day. They're black too. They're like,

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like jet black. The female chickens are all jet

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black. And then the males have like all kinds

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of wild colors. Silky chickens or whatever. No,

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they're beautiful. Whatever they are. All right.

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Well, glad you had a good time. I missed you.

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Yeah. I miss you. I missed recording. I wish

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I could have recorded down there, but I was on

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a plane trying to beat the blizzard. Oh, yeah,

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that sucked. Yeah, no, Brennan Storr from the

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Ghost Story guys filled in, and he did a pretty

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good job of being a Sarge proxy, I guess. The

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good news is I don't intend on missing any more

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episodes for quite a while, so I think we're

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in good shape. Well, that's good. Well, we're

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going to do something a little different today,

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Sarge. This is part one of a two -parter that

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we're going to do. We're going to be doing...

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It's going to lead into hauntings, but I feel

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like before we get to that, we have to kind of

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talk about the history of what we're going to

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be talking about. And this week, we're going

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to be discussing Eastern State Penitentiary.

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Are you familiar with Eastern State? I have heard

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of it. Okay. Didn't fucking Zach Dildo Baggins

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do an episode there? I don't know if he did.

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He probably. Fucking why not? Ghost Hunters did

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a long time ago, and they captured... Claris

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EVP, right? No, they captured what is probably

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the best video footage of a full -body apparition

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I've ever seen in my entire life. It's fucking

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crazy. I'll have to look that up because I love

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it when there's a full -body apparition. That's

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always the coolest thing. I always get so excited.

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I think it's one of the most... That piece of

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footage is now in ghost hunting history as definitive

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proof. It's fucking crazy. Well, that's because

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most ghost hunting shows... You get a piece of

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dust that's reflecting light and they're like,

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look, it's a ghost. Oh, no, it's not. You fucking

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clown. It's dust. This is pretty crazy. It like

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runs towards the camera. Then like runs back.

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Like it's fucking, there's like motion and movement.

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It's wild. But yeah, so we're going to look that

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up. We're going to be talking about Eastern state

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penitentiary. Um, it's not far from me. I've

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been there a few times, walked around, never

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like at night, but like I did the tour. The tour

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is pretty cool. Uh, the audio tour, if you do

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it, it's, uh, narrated by Steve Buscemi. Even

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better. Even better. It's pretty good. um but

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yeah so i figured part one what we do is we just

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talk about the prison how it started where it

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went how what went on there that kind of stuff

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and then you know once you understand the history

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and kind of like that i think we can understand

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the hauntings a bit better i feel like so we're

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gonna do it that way um and to demonstrate my

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maturity i won't make any prison sex jokes i

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mean you It's going to be hard because we'll

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get into it. No, no, no. It's not. Dave, come

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on. You know, I'm saying it's going to be hard

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to make those jokes. There you go. Because of

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how the prison kind of operated through most

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of its time. Okay. All right. But before we start,

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I guess this goes without saying, I am in no

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way a fucking historian. You know what? That's

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so weird. I thought. Yeah. I thought for sure

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that you would. no received a degree from some

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highfalutin historical university no i uh i watch

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a lot of documentaries um girls same i listen

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to a lot of podcasts and uh i read a lot of just

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internet articles and stuff like that so if some

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of this information is wrong like dates or something

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like that or if i just get something i just remember

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i got all this from my my quote -unquote research

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that i did which was read stuff online, watch

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some documentaries, and listen to a few podcasts.

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I mean, frankly, that's how I do my research,

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and I feel like that's how most YouTubers do

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their research. So I think we're okay. I'm just

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saying, if anyone's got a problem with this,

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write me a strongly worded email at cryptococktail

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.gb .com. Yes, and we will read it on air and

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tell everyone. All right, Sarge. So how did Eastern

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State Penitentiary... Come to be. It didn't just

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fucking show up out of nowhere. Well, to answer

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that, we need to go back almost 50 years before

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the prison even opened. In the late 1700s, reformers

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in Philadelphia started thinking, hey, you know

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what? Maybe the way we've been punishing people.

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Just isn't it? Executions and whippings were

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nothing more than just public spectacles. Jails

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were just overcrowded holding pens for anyone

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and everyone, regardless of your age or the severity

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of your crime. Like an 11 year old kid who stole

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a pie from a windowsill was thrown in with a

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37 year old man who just got done murdering his

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entire family. Yeah. Wasn't a great system. Yeah.

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And it definitely didn't help anyone, especially

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in the reform. of what prison should be. So in

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1787, a group called the Philadelphia Society

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of Alleviating the Miseries of Public Prisons.

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Jesus. Yeah, they didn't really work on brevity

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when it came to naming this. That title is a

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handful. Yeah. They formed and started pushing

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for something different. Among the people involved

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in this group were Dr. Benjamin Rush and Ben

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Franklin because that motherfucker just had to

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have his hands in everything. Now, this group's

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goal was all about transformation. They believe

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that punishment should produce repentance, which

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is actually where the word comes from. I guess

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the concept was that someone would become penitent

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when in a penitentiary. Ideally. So instead of

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humiliating or straight up murdering someone

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in public, the theory was that structured isolation

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would force prisoners to reflect on what they

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had done to wind up there. Does that make sense?

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The Russian system. Yeah. So if you remove the

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noise, the influence of other prisoners and just

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kind of strip everything down to the individual

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and their consciousness, then they would have

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no choice but to reflect and see the error of

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their ways. At least that's what the theory is

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anyways. I remember hearing something about this.

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Yeah. Sounds like a bad idea. Yeah. It's basically

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solitary confinement. Maybe we'll get there.

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There was an early attempt to implement this

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new theory at the Walnut Street Jail in the 1790s.

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And at first, the reformers saw what looked like

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promising results. But not long after that, overcrowding

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and administrative problems cut their little

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experiment short. But instead of just abandoning

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the idea of isolation as punishment altogether,

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they thought, well, what if we just build a place

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of our own and do this whole forced isolation

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shit whole hog? which is exactly what they did.

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And so they got to work and they got to work

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pretty fast. By the early 1820s, lobbying for

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the new facility started to gain momentum and

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eventually it got the green light. Then a design

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competition for the new prison was held. A design

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competition? Yeah, why not? Let's have fun with

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it. Then architect John Havlin's plans were selected

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on May 24th, 1822. The cornerstone was laid in

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1823. And on October 25th, 1829, Eastern State

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admitted its very first prisoner. And the building

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itself, like the design of it was an expression

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of like the philosophy that they were trying

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to instill. It was constructed. It was constructed

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in what's known as a hub and spoke layout with

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the cell blocks extending outward from like a

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central. like yeah and from that center point

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is what essentially is a panopticon it's not

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a true panopticon but and if anyone who doesn't

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know what a panopticon is is that big tower in

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the middle of prisons where they can just look

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out and see everyone thank you i had no idea

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what the fuck that was it's one of my favorite

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words also one of my favorite bands it is actually

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my new favorite word too panopticon it's a great

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word yeah but if you ever see like a prison where

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it's like the the cell blocks are down low but

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there's that one big tower in the middle It's

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that's a panopticon or I like that a lot. Yeah.

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And that's basically from up there. Guards could

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keep an eye on each corridor below it. The exterior

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of the prison is basically built like a fucking

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fortress. It's big. It's imposing. Like if you

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see it, it's not welcoming. It's not a friendly

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place. Yeah. Like if you were a prisoner walking

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up to it for the first time, it's got to fuck

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with you. Like, you know, you must see and be

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like, well, there's no way I'm getting out of

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there. Obviously. Right. But inside, it was surprisingly

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modern. Each cell had heat, plumbing, and a skylight,

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which, fun fact, would later be known as the

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Eye of God, which maybe isn't a fun fact. It's

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probably more haunting than anything. It's awful.

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It's not explicitly stated, but there was a lot

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of religious undertones to this experiment. Oh,

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yeah. Yeah. Now, the system of imprisonment.

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That they came up with that was used at Easter

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State Penitentiary became known as the Pennsylvania

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system or the separate system on account of all

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the separation. Right. Prisoners lived alone,

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worked alone, exercised alone. When prisoners

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were moved around, they were hooded so they can't

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see or interact with other inmates or learn the

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layout of the prison. And silence wasn't an option.

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You had like had to be quiet. It's like one of

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the one of the only rules. Well, there's a lot

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of rules. It's prison, but you get it. Wait,

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I only have to be quiet? I can't wait to stab

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someone. Good luck. How are you going to get

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to him? I'll just start swinging wildly while

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I'm wearing my hood. I'm bound to hit something.

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Eastern State Penitentiary is often described

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as a Quaker -inspired prison, seeing as how Quaker

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reform was... Kind of like shaping Philly around

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this time, but it wasn't just a religious project.

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Like I said, there was some religious undertones

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to it. It was also a product of Enlightenment

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era confidence, a fucking super strong confidence

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that institutions could be designed to improve

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society and that environment could reshape behavior,

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which, spoiler alert, it didn't. I mean, it did,

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just not. Prison brought to you by the same people

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who brought you. Yeah, it did, just not in the

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way that they were hoping. So at the time of

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the prison's opening, Eastern State Penitentiary

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wasn't seen as like brutal or regressive, you

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know, because of the whole solitary confinement

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stuff is actually viewed as pretty innovative.

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Like people love this shit. Visitors from Europe

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toward it, just like they do now. And other countries

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even studied it and adopted versions of it and

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its systems in their own prisons. It represented

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a very. particular moment in american history

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where reformers believe crime could be addressed

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by means of isolation discipline and introspection

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not you know now whether or not that belief held

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up in practice well it it kind of seems like

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they didn't even wait for it to be a successful

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plan before they did it oh yeah no they were

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just like this sounds awesome fuck yeah what

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could go wrong because you know it looks badass

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and pedopticon great word i'm building 10 well

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you know Let's put it this way. Humans notoriously

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do so well when alone. Yeah. So we're great at

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it. Yeah. On paper, it sounds good, as most things

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do. In practice, it was basically psychological

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torture. for the prisoners sounds about right

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yeah when a prisoner arrived at eastern state

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he was hooded before being moved like i mentioned

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before this was so the prisoner couldn't learn

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the layout of the prison as well as preventing

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inmates from seeing one another because the whole

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concept of separation had to be maintained as

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soon as a prisoner stepped inside the jail or

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what's the point of it right now once inside

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each man was in place in an individual cell that

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was designed to basically be like their entire

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world but unlike many other jails of this era

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these cells were pretty big at least comparatively

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and like i said surprisingly modern they had

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heat plumbing eye of god skylight and each cell

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had a small private exercise yard attached to

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it which sounds nice until you remember that

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the core rule of the prison is total isolation

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prisoners here spent roughly 23 hours a day inside

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their cells they ate in there they slept in there

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they even worked in there doing one of a number

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of different jobs that included shoemaking weaving

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chair caning or dyeing clothes even their exercise

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was done in isolation because those nice private

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yards that were attached to their cells they

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were enclosed by like super high concrete walls

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so that you couldn't see the person next to you

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or in front of you Communication between inmates

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was strictly forbidden. And any attempt to even

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try and speak to your neighbors could result

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in some pretty harsh punishment, which we'll

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get into later. Visitors were limited. And in

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the early decades of the prison, letters and

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newspapers were prohibited. So there was just

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no contact with the outside. You had no idea

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what the fuck was going on with the world, people

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you knew, loved. That's messed up. That is really

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messed up. Yeah. Religious practice was permitted,

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though. Even that was very structured and highly

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controlled. Right. I don't really know what that

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means. I didn't really get into it. I'm assuming

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you just pray by yourself. Or I kind of feel

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like maybe they tell you which religion you are

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now. That could also be it too. I don't truly

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know. Oh, you're Jewish? Well, not anymore. Again,

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the theory behind this is that without distraction,

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noise, outside influence, a person would have

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no choice. but to confront their own conscience.

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That's the ideal version of this anyway. Right.

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But it didn't take long before some people started

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to question whether this, you know, whole level

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of isolation was actually doing what it was supposed

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to. I'm going to guess it wasn't. In 1833, just

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four years after the prison first opened, Gustave

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de Beaumont and Alexis de Tocqueville, I think

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is how you pronounce it. Tocqueville. Yeah, that's

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what it is. France examined the American penitentiary

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and did a little write up of what they saw. Now,

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while they did acknowledge the ambition behind

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the system, they also warned that absolute solitary

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confinement could potentially maybe. Have some

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serious psychological consequences. And they

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did voice concerns that pushing isolation too

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far may not produce, you know, penance, but mental

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breakdowns. Yeah, that sounds that sounds far

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more likely. Yeah, then in 1842, Charles Dickens

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visited Eastern State during his tour of the

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U .S., and he didn't seem to care for what he

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saw either. In his book, American Notes for General

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Circulation, he described the system as, quote,

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rigid, strict, and hopeless solitary confinement,

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and argued that this kind of isolation was cruel,

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not because it left visible scars, but because

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it tampered with, quote, the mysteries of the

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brain. Oddly poignant statement coming from Charles

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Dickens. And the damage being done was internal

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and slow. The kind that might not show itself

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immediately, but would take its toll over time.

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And Dickens wasn't just pulling the stuff out

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of his ass. Like he was there. He saw how people

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lived. He heard the silence. He understood the

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rules of the prison that he was at. But I don't

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know why he why he wanted to begin with. Maybe

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because he wanted to see how fucked up it was.

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Or maybe just a weird dude. I don't know much

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about Charles Dickens. All I know is that he

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was a terrible person to his wife. I feel like

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most people back then were. Yeah, I mean, it

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was the 1800s. It's not really. Pretty par for

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the course, I feel like. Though really no time

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has been great for women, I guess. This is also

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true. And oh, speaking of silence, that came,

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I feel like saying that right after not a good

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time for women. It was a crazy segue. Speaking

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of silence. Now shut up and make a sandwich.

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Yeah, no, but. Oh, problematic. But speaking

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of the silence. It would seem that around this

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time, prison administrators were having a hard

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time maintaining that silence because you're

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dealing with human beings and human beings are

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social creatures that also we tend to find ways

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to bend the rules. Right. Well, I was also just

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thinking like prison now is full of totally crazy

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people. And when you're when you generate when

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you built a prison that is going to make you

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crazy anyway, like, come on. Maybe not, maybe

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not when it first opened, but I bet after a few

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years, it was just nonstop screaming from like,

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it's just so, cause everyone's going slightly

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like more and more insane as the isolation just

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keeps taking them. Well, yeah. Cause the guards

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aren't even allowed to talk to you in that prison,

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right? Oh, probably not. Well, I mean, they probably

00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:03.440
were, but it was probably just a fucking yell

00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:05.420
at you while they're beating the shit out of

00:22:05.420 --> 00:22:09.220
you for talking. Yeah, but but inmates attempted

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to communicate through like heating vents, tapping

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messages along walls and the plumbing pipes any

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way they could, you know, to try and find some

00:22:17.819 --> 00:22:20.019
sort of human connection. But administrators

00:22:20.019 --> 00:22:23.039
of the prison didn't care. And they treated these

00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.539
attempts not as some minor infraction, but pretty

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much like serious threats to the foundation of

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the entire system. And the punishments for something

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like this could escalate pretty quickly. Punishments

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for this would range from what is pretty much

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just enhanced solitary confinement, where they

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put you in a dark cell on reduced rations, which

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was usually just bread and water, all the way

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up to restraints, which included something known

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as the iron gag, which sounds exactly what it

00:22:49.960 --> 00:22:52.480
sounds like. It was a metal device placed in

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the mouth, and then it was secured behind the

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head. And like any good gag, it prevented speech,

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but if used improperly, it could cause some pretty

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serious injuries. Yeah, you shouldn't put metal

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in someone's mouth. Yeah, well, wouldn't you

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know, in 1834, an investigation was opened, and

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it focused on the warden, Samuel R. Wood, after

00:23:12.839 --> 00:23:15.480
allegations that a prisoner named Matthias McComsey

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died after having the iron gag forced on him.

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Now, the official cause of death was recorded

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as him having passed away from a stroke, but

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witness testimony during the investigation highly

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suggests that the punishment may have contributed

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to his conditions, which... Probably, but the

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warden was never convicted of any wrongdoing

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because, of course, and actually he remained

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the warden all the way up until he retired. That

00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:42.039
makes sense. It's good to know that America hasn't

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changed at all. Not in the least. But this incident

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matters because it kind of exposed something

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in the heart of the system that they were trying

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to do. Like a prison founded on the idea of like.

00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:57.759
promise of humane reform was already wrapped

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up in controversy for potentially lethal disciplinary

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practices within just a few years of operation.

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And it's important to note also that the iron

00:24:06.579 --> 00:24:10.440
gag wasn't like made for Eastern state. Like

00:24:10.440 --> 00:24:13.359
it just wasn't an Eastern state exclusive device.

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Restraints, dark cells and physical punishments

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were super common in American prisons at the

00:24:18.740 --> 00:24:21.420
time. What made this whole. incident and now

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eastern state as a whole controversial wasn't

00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:26.599
that the punishment existed but that it coexisted

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with all the rhetoric of like moral uplift and

00:24:29.380 --> 00:24:32.460
humane reform if that makes sense yeah i mean

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there was a lot going on at this time too i feel

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um because there was there was like a big religious

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enlightenment that was also going on at the time

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and so i feel like people were just doing a lot

00:24:41.900 --> 00:24:44.339
of weird shit all at once well i mean this kind

00:24:44.339 --> 00:24:47.599
of this whole idea this whole prison system idea

00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:50.480
that they were it kind of came from that Yeah,

00:24:50.539 --> 00:24:53.460
it came from the Quakers. Quakers in the Enlightenment

00:24:53.460 --> 00:25:00.339
era bullshit. But hey, Sarge, why don't we just

00:25:00.339 --> 00:25:02.599
ignore the Iron Gag controversy for a bit? Let's

00:25:02.599 --> 00:25:05.079
set aside Dickens. I will ignore it if you'll

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describe it for me because I need to know what

00:25:07.460 --> 00:25:10.680
this thing looks like. Oh, you ever seen Saw?

00:25:18.150 --> 00:25:23.089
Oh no. That's no good. It's kind of, it's kind

00:25:23.089 --> 00:25:25.529
of like that here. Hold on. I'll pull up a picture

00:25:25.529 --> 00:25:28.190
for you. Well, I can Google it if you want. That

00:25:28.190 --> 00:25:29.450
way you don't have to try and show it through

00:25:29.450 --> 00:25:31.690
the camera. I just, I gotta know what this thing

00:25:31.690 --> 00:25:36.450
looks like. Oh yeah. It's not great. I don't

00:25:36.450 --> 00:25:39.990
like that. I don't know what I was expecting,

00:25:40.130 --> 00:25:42.829
but this is worse. Yeah. I mean, I said it's

00:25:42.829 --> 00:25:46.269
like saw, but not, I mean, it's not. as bad as

00:25:46.269 --> 00:25:48.930
like a reverse bear trap scenario, but it's also

00:25:48.930 --> 00:25:52.069
not as good as just not having it in your mouth.

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I feel like there's so many things that could

00:25:55.630 --> 00:25:59.009
go wrong with this. Yeah. Yeah. And the guy died

00:25:59.009 --> 00:26:01.130
with one of these in his mouth. Well, hold on.

00:26:01.910 --> 00:26:10.170
Allegedly. All right. Allegedly. Officially,

00:26:10.170 --> 00:26:14.509
he had a stroke. Oh, okay. Okay. But yeah, well,

00:26:14.569 --> 00:26:17.390
let's ignore the iron gag for a bit. Let's set

00:26:17.390 --> 00:26:19.250
aside, you know, Dickens and those French dudes

00:26:19.250 --> 00:26:21.750
criticisms about like mental health. There was

00:26:21.750 --> 00:26:23.490
a whole other problem starting to build inside

00:26:23.490 --> 00:26:27.869
the walls of Eastern State overcrowding. So Eastern

00:26:27.869 --> 00:26:31.309
State was designed to hold 250 prisoners. And

00:26:31.309 --> 00:26:33.730
this whole system depends on that number because

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isolation only works if you have the space to

00:26:36.309 --> 00:26:38.769
enforce it. But, you know, Philly is an ever

00:26:38.769 --> 00:26:41.650
growing city. So crime started going up and.

00:26:42.200 --> 00:26:44.859
In return, so did the prison population. By the

00:26:44.859 --> 00:26:47.799
1870s, the inside of Eastern State started to

00:26:47.799 --> 00:26:49.980
look a lot different from the original blueprint.

00:26:50.819 --> 00:26:52.819
Roughly half of the prisoners were now sharing

00:26:52.819 --> 00:26:55.519
cells. And once that started happening, the whole

00:26:55.519 --> 00:26:58.430
premise of the separate... system kind of just

00:26:58.430 --> 00:27:00.589
falls apart yeah the inmates are living together

00:27:00.589 --> 00:27:02.829
talking together and just generally existing

00:27:02.829 --> 00:27:05.869
near each other your whole system kind of collapses

00:27:05.869 --> 00:27:08.710
which it did in 1913 when they officially abandoned

00:27:08.710 --> 00:27:11.710
the whole separate system for good and from there

00:27:11.710 --> 00:27:14.049
it was kind of all over so they did this separate

00:27:14.049 --> 00:27:17.809
system for like a more than a hundred years a

00:27:17.809 --> 00:27:21.289
little close to it yeah i want to know what the

00:27:21.289 --> 00:27:25.250
first conversation was like when the first like

00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:28.500
Guy who hasn't been able to talk for 10 years

00:27:28.500 --> 00:27:30.359
finally gets a roommate. Just gets a roommate.

00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:34.200
Yeah. I can't imagine it was great because I'm

00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:35.940
sure they probably still tried to enforce the

00:27:35.940 --> 00:27:38.200
whole silence thing. But also, I feel bad for

00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:39.740
the dude who's now that guy's roommate because

00:27:39.740 --> 00:27:42.819
he's walking in. This guy's already crazy. He's

00:27:42.819 --> 00:27:45.279
screaming and fucking having hallucinations and

00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:48.019
shit. He's like, don't sit there. That's where

00:27:48.019 --> 00:27:51.720
my friend sits. Yeah. And then alone. And I've

00:27:51.720 --> 00:27:56.400
been there. The cells are... I mean that comparatively

00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:58.539
bigger than what they would have been at the

00:27:58.539 --> 00:28:00.859
time, but you can't two beds in there. It must've

00:28:00.859 --> 00:28:03.660
been fucking crazy hard. Yeah. It must've made

00:28:03.660 --> 00:28:05.900
it, it must've made it worse. Like now there's,

00:28:05.900 --> 00:28:08.359
it was big for one person, but two people it's

00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:11.440
fucking tiny. Yeah. It's messed up. It sounds

00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:16.700
messed up. I absolutely like granted I'm a pretty

00:28:16.700 --> 00:28:18.539
moral person. Like I just don't believe in doing

00:28:18.539 --> 00:28:20.740
bad shit all the time. But like one of the main

00:28:20.740 --> 00:28:23.900
things that stops me from, committing crimes

00:28:23.900 --> 00:28:26.220
is knowing that I would have to go to prison.

00:28:27.539 --> 00:28:29.519
Yeah. It's a good deterrent. I feel like I'm

00:28:29.519 --> 00:28:32.059
not smart enough to get away with a crime. And

00:28:32.059 --> 00:28:34.200
so that's why I don't commit them. That's that's

00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:38.000
pretty smart. Like for instance, I would never

00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:41.400
steal from somebody or like, you know, hurt somebody

00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:43.339
or take away their rights or something like that.

00:28:44.900 --> 00:28:47.220
But the thing that keeps me from robbing a bank

00:28:47.220 --> 00:28:48.900
is knowing that I'll go to jail for it. Cause

00:28:48.900 --> 00:28:50.539
I'm not smart enough to get away with it. And

00:28:50.539 --> 00:28:54.039
I would not do well in prison. Well, Luckily,

00:28:54.039 --> 00:28:55.980
you know, luckily we got rid of solitary confinement.

00:28:58.420 --> 00:29:00.380
Like when I was in Puerto Rico, I was stuck in

00:29:00.380 --> 00:29:05.640
an elevator because we were stupid and had too

00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:07.220
many people in it. And the elevator was like,

00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:09.599
no, I don't think so. So we were stuck in there

00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:12.839
for like a minute or two. And I was already sweating

00:29:12.839 --> 00:29:15.299
and nervous. So I can only imagine what would

00:29:15.299 --> 00:29:18.299
happen to me in a prison cell after like 24 hours.

00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:20.730
You probably end up. being like one of the early

00:29:20.730 --> 00:29:22.690
inmates at Eastern State. You just immediately

00:29:22.690 --> 00:29:25.490
start hallucinating. Yeah, I'll come out like

00:29:25.490 --> 00:29:29.750
Lord of the Flies, all carved a spear out of

00:29:29.750 --> 00:29:33.730
a table leg. Something, yeah. War paint. But

00:29:33.730 --> 00:29:39.099
yeah, but like I said, in 1913. They abandoned

00:29:39.099 --> 00:29:41.700
the separate system for good. But like I said,

00:29:41.779 --> 00:29:44.140
it was all over by then. The population of the

00:29:44.140 --> 00:29:47.079
prison exploded, and by the mid -1920s, Eastern

00:29:47.079 --> 00:29:50.019
State Penitentiary held around 1 ,700 inmates.

00:29:50.200 --> 00:29:56.819
Again, it was built for 250. Bunk beds? So, well,

00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:58.460
to try and accommodate all these new guests,

00:29:58.660 --> 00:30:01.619
Pennsylvania expanded the prison. Over time,

00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:03.980
new cell blocks were added, increasing from the

00:30:03.980 --> 00:30:08.019
original seven up to 15 by the mid -1900s. Efficiency

00:30:08.019 --> 00:30:09.980
at this point is now the name of the game. It's

00:30:09.980 --> 00:30:12.500
no longer about the ideology. Yeah, just get

00:30:12.500 --> 00:30:14.420
them in. Yeah, so it started as this carefully

00:30:14.420 --> 00:30:17.019
engineered moral experiment, ended up becoming

00:30:17.019 --> 00:30:20.440
just another prison. Like, the talk of reform

00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:23.039
and all that bullshit, it still existed at Eastern

00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:25.339
State, but the day -to -day reality now is just

00:30:25.339 --> 00:30:29.460
containment. Yeah. Yeah. Good plan. And at this

00:30:29.460 --> 00:30:32.099
point, it's pretty much just an old crowded fortress

00:30:32.099 --> 00:30:34.539
trying to keep up with modern crime. And no one

00:30:34.539 --> 00:30:36.980
really gives a shit about it anymore. That is

00:30:36.980 --> 00:30:39.380
until the 1920s and 1930s when it started to

00:30:39.380 --> 00:30:42.759
gain a bit of newfound notoriety. When in 1929,

00:30:43.039 --> 00:30:46.180
Scarface himself, Al Capone, was sent to Eastern

00:30:46.180 --> 00:30:49.119
State Penitentiary on a concealed weapons charge

00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:54.579
of all things. Of all the things. They have a

00:30:54.579 --> 00:30:57.000
concealed, it was a concealed weapons charge

00:30:57.000 --> 00:30:59.759
back then? It was, well, it was like an unregistered,

00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:03.359
he had a firearm, an illegal firearm. How's that?

00:31:03.420 --> 00:31:05.740
Okay. Concealed weapons charge, I guess, is kind

00:31:05.740 --> 00:31:09.380
of the easiest way to word it. Well, it's good

00:31:09.380 --> 00:31:12.599
to know that guns have become much less of a

00:31:12.599 --> 00:31:15.440
problem now. Yeah, same thing with solitary confinement.

00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:19.919
We've kind of solved both those problems. problems

00:31:19.919 --> 00:31:22.880
that we knew about over a hundred years ago.

00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:24.960
Yeah. And we're still, we still have them. Yeah.

00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:27.660
He, he, he wasn't there for long. I think he

00:31:27.660 --> 00:31:30.000
was sent, he was sentenced to a year, but got

00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:33.180
out in nine months for good behavior. But this

00:31:33.180 --> 00:31:35.980
became one of the more famous chapters in the

00:31:35.980 --> 00:31:39.099
prison's history for some reason. And his dude,

00:31:39.140 --> 00:31:43.319
he, so his cell. since he was like fucking Al

00:31:43.319 --> 00:31:45.319
Capone, everyone knew who he was. He, his cell

00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:48.099
had like, he had carpeted floor. He had a radio,

00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:51.039
a lamp table. Like he, like they just had a phone

00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:54.000
dude. Pretty much. Yeah. Like they, they, if

00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:56.480
you go there today, they have like his cell or

00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:57.880
what they believe to be a cell. Cause there's

00:31:57.880 --> 00:32:00.420
no, they didn't keep records apparently where

00:32:00.420 --> 00:32:05.599
people stayed. So they kind of gathered where

00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:07.759
he was and they like redid his cell and he had

00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:09.660
like oil paintings on the wall. Like he was,

00:32:10.170 --> 00:32:11.970
Living good for those nine months that he was

00:32:11.970 --> 00:32:14.369
in there. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. But it

00:32:14.369 --> 00:32:16.609
wasn't just Capone that was reshaping the prison's

00:32:16.609 --> 00:32:19.349
image because escapes started becoming a real

00:32:19.349 --> 00:32:22.849
problem at old Eastern. That makes sense. Yeah.

00:32:23.130 --> 00:32:26.049
Just a few years before Capone's time in 1923,

00:32:26.170 --> 00:32:28.849
six prisoners managed to escape using a ladder

00:32:28.849 --> 00:32:31.950
that was built in sections and stored in foot

00:32:31.950 --> 00:32:35.650
lockers. Smooth. Yeah. Five of the men were eventually

00:32:35.650 --> 00:32:37.690
recaptured. One was found all the way in Hawaii,

00:32:37.910 --> 00:32:42.880
which. fucking he he was he was almost out he

00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:45.420
was he was so close to freedom at that point

00:32:45.420 --> 00:32:49.079
but uh but one man leo callahan uh he was never

00:32:49.079 --> 00:32:51.400
found and remains the only prisoner to have successfully

00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:55.440
escaped and never returned which i think he was

00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:58.539
murdered by the other five yep that would be

00:32:58.539 --> 00:33:02.559
my guess that would be my guess i know that you

00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:04.920
know a lot of the times people who escape from

00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:07.680
prison are terrible but there's always some part

00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:10.200
of me that's like go buddy get out of there yeah

00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:12.839
stay out like those dudes who fucking escaped

00:33:12.839 --> 00:33:16.619
alcatraz yeah they think escaped out like i want

00:33:16.619 --> 00:33:19.200
nothing more than for them to be alive still

00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:21.960
exactly or not alive probably but you know i

00:33:21.960 --> 00:33:24.059
mean at this point they definitely did but like

00:33:25.490 --> 00:33:27.430
Yeah. Like, even though I know that terrible

00:33:27.430 --> 00:33:29.690
people, a lot of people who escaped from prison,

00:33:29.750 --> 00:33:31.509
I'm always like, maybe they get out and they

00:33:31.509 --> 00:33:34.049
just, they live a good life from now on. Yeah.

00:33:34.190 --> 00:33:36.210
I mean, that's not the case. Well, I mean, they

00:33:36.210 --> 00:33:37.569
kind of have to, or else they're just going to

00:33:37.569 --> 00:33:40.390
go back to prison. Exactly. Exactly. They're

00:33:40.390 --> 00:33:42.910
just going for the Canadian border. Yeah. Then

00:33:42.910 --> 00:33:46.789
there's someone else's problem. Sorry, Canada,

00:33:46.890 --> 00:33:49.490
but this is what you get for Nickelback. Yeah.

00:33:49.930 --> 00:33:54.049
And Celine Dion. Just, you know, like 60 years.

00:33:54.730 --> 00:34:01.289
Before. Then on April 3rd, 1945, 12 inmates escaped

00:34:01.289 --> 00:34:04.089
through a tunnel beneath the prison wall and

00:34:04.089 --> 00:34:06.990
under Fairmount Ave. Now, this escape is usually

00:34:06.990 --> 00:34:08.849
associated with Willie Sutton, who was like a

00:34:08.849 --> 00:34:10.769
famous bank robber. I believe there's like a

00:34:10.769 --> 00:34:12.750
quote associated with him where he's like, well,

00:34:12.789 --> 00:34:14.389
I rob banks because that's where the money is.

00:34:14.889 --> 00:34:17.530
It's pretty funny. His name does sound familiar.

00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:20.340
But I think he just took credit for it because

00:34:20.340 --> 00:34:23.320
evidence evidence suggests that the mastermind

00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:25.460
behind the tunnel was actually an inmate named

00:34:25.460 --> 00:34:28.500
Clarence Clinton Clintonist. I do not know how

00:34:28.500 --> 00:34:29.960
to pronounce. He had his nickname was Clinton.

00:34:30.019 --> 00:34:32.139
We're just going to go with that. Yeah. It really

00:34:32.139 --> 00:34:35.619
doesn't matter. What matters is this tunnel was

00:34:35.619 --> 00:34:39.699
fucking crazy elaborate. It had wood reinforcement

00:34:39.699 --> 00:34:43.659
like braces. It was lit with electricity. And

00:34:43.659 --> 00:34:46.239
yeah. And who the fuck knows what they did with

00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:50.030
the dirt that they. tunneled out of it uh they

00:34:50.030 --> 00:34:52.050
just uh they they put it in their pockets and

00:34:52.050 --> 00:34:53.769
then uh just kind of dumped it as they walked

00:34:53.769 --> 00:34:56.250
around i guess but for a prison tunnel it was

00:34:56.250 --> 00:34:59.750
it was like an engineering marvel like i'm impressed

00:34:59.750 --> 00:35:03.090
it's pretty intense um and then so now we're

00:35:03.090 --> 00:35:04.889
gonna we're in the 1940s we're gonna fast forward

00:35:04.889 --> 00:35:08.329
1960s and things haven't gotten any better intentions

00:35:08.329 --> 00:35:11.389
inside the prison due to it being an overcrowded

00:35:11.389 --> 00:35:13.670
shittily retrofitted 19th century stone structure

00:35:13.670 --> 00:35:18.239
uh Didn't make things great. And on January 31st,

00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:20.519
those tensions exploded into a full blown riot.

00:35:21.260 --> 00:35:23.940
The riot reportedly began when an inmate named

00:35:23.940 --> 00:35:26.579
John Klausenberg tricked a guard into opening

00:35:26.579 --> 00:35:28.679
his cell for him. And then once he was out, he

00:35:28.679 --> 00:35:31.380
overpowered the guard. Other inmates joined in.

00:35:31.639 --> 00:35:33.920
Guards were taken hostage and then fires were

00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:36.219
set all around the prison, especially in the

00:35:36.219 --> 00:35:39.360
prison records office. It escalated even better

00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:43.260
pretty quickly. Authorities responded the best

00:35:43.260 --> 00:35:45.980
way they know how, which is. Pretty heavy handed.

00:35:46.300 --> 00:35:50.300
Yeah, just kill everybody. Well, tear gases deployed.

00:35:50.659 --> 00:35:53.820
Armed officers stormed the prison. The riot was

00:35:53.820 --> 00:35:55.579
eventually suppressed. Obviously, it's still

00:35:55.579 --> 00:35:58.880
not going on. It only lasted a few hours. No

00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:00.920
one died as far as I know, but the damage was

00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:03.280
pretty much done. And I don't mean like physical

00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:05.820
damage to the prison, but like. To its reputation.

00:36:06.219 --> 00:36:08.300
Reputational damage, yeah. Because even at this

00:36:08.300 --> 00:36:10.420
time, the prison was considered relatively stable

00:36:10.420 --> 00:36:13.260
compared to like some other prisons in the country.

00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:16.760
But that riot in 1961 completely shattered that.

00:36:16.780 --> 00:36:19.639
I kind of want to know how he tricked the guard.

00:36:20.300 --> 00:36:23.079
Like, what did he say? Is he just like, can you

00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:25.619
open the door to my prison cell, please? Why?

00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:28.659
Because I need to go into my prison cell? Oh,

00:36:28.739 --> 00:36:32.119
fair enough. Come on out. It probably was like,

00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.469
I'm sick. I need to go to the infirmary or something

00:36:34.469 --> 00:36:36.530
like that. I'm sure it wasn't just like, hey,

00:36:36.590 --> 00:36:40.369
you want to open the door? We don't know that,

00:36:40.369 --> 00:36:42.090
though. We don't know that. People were more

00:36:42.090 --> 00:36:47.030
trustworthy back then. True. He was the first

00:36:47.030 --> 00:36:54.969
liar. In 1961? Yeah. It all went downhill after

00:36:54.969 --> 00:36:58.929
that. Now, public confidence in the prison was

00:36:58.929 --> 00:37:02.739
weakening, and so was the prison itself. old

00:37:02.739 --> 00:37:05.420
as fuck maintenance costs getting pretty high

00:37:05.420 --> 00:37:07.840
conditions were deteriorating and the population

00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.659
was still way too high and the state began to

00:37:10.659 --> 00:37:13.119
seriously considered you know does it make sense

00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:16.000
to keep pouring money into an old fortress that

00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:18.099
didn't reflect like modern correctional standards

00:37:18.099 --> 00:37:20.320
considering that at this time Pennsylvania already

00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:23.260
had like newer facilities that were way easier

00:37:23.260 --> 00:37:27.570
and way cheaper to operate And in 1970, Pennsylvania

00:37:27.570 --> 00:37:30.449
officially ceased operations at Eastern State.

00:37:30.530 --> 00:37:34.150
Kinda. In 1971, it was used briefly as a city

00:37:34.150 --> 00:37:37.230
jail, but then it closed for good. Okay. Yeah.

00:37:38.570 --> 00:37:40.190
Yeah, but for more than half a century, roughly

00:37:40.190 --> 00:37:43.690
75 ,000 people had passed through eastern states.

00:37:43.750 --> 00:37:47.349
Jesus. Some stayed briefly, some stayed for years,

00:37:47.469 --> 00:37:50.010
some went there under the promise of moral reform,

00:37:50.210 --> 00:37:52.909
and others arrived long after that idea had fucked

00:37:52.909 --> 00:37:55.710
off. Right, right. But regardless of when they

00:37:55.710 --> 00:37:57.570
arrived, they all were trapped behind the same

00:37:57.570 --> 00:37:59.510
walls. In the early years, that meant near total

00:37:59.510 --> 00:38:02.030
isolation, hooded movement, enforced silence.

00:38:02.289 --> 00:38:05.800
Later on, it meant overcrowding, tension. crumbling

00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.360
infrastructure and a system trying to hold on

00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:10.980
to a philosophy it had long abandoned the system

00:38:10.980 --> 00:38:13.400
changed the population changed but the foundation

00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:15.800
was always confinement inside thick stone walls

00:38:15.800 --> 00:38:19.000
to separate human beings from each other what's

00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:21.679
interesting is that during its operation eastern

00:38:21.679 --> 00:38:24.579
state was controversial for a lot of things all

00:38:24.579 --> 00:38:27.559
of which we covered but one thing it wasn't was

00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:30.280
ghosts that part of the story comes later and

00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:32.639
that is where we're going to pick up part two

00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:36.019
and talk about the hauntings of eastern i'm so

00:38:36.019 --> 00:38:39.820
excited yeah i'm so excited i love a good haunted

00:38:39.820 --> 00:38:43.400
prison also i want to clarify i spoke earlier

00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:46.699
about prison sex and making a joke i wasn't talking

00:38:46.699 --> 00:38:48.639
about the bad kind i was talking about the consensual

00:38:48.639 --> 00:38:52.420
kind okay sure yep yeah the bad kind i that's

00:38:52.420 --> 00:38:55.760
awful i'm talking about two men who find love

00:38:55.760 --> 00:38:58.719
behind bars i think there's a tool song about

00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:06.980
that Yeah, man. Like I've been to an old shutdown

00:39:06.980 --> 00:39:10.539
prison. Yeah. When I was in the army, we did

00:39:10.539 --> 00:39:12.980
training in one. Well, that makes sense. Let

00:39:12.980 --> 00:39:14.960
me tell you. It seems like a good spot for training

00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:17.500
purposes. Horrifying place. Oh, yeah. It's not

00:39:17.500 --> 00:39:21.139
great. Yeah. Horrifying. Like we had to sleep

00:39:21.139 --> 00:39:26.599
in the like the dining area. We had to set up

00:39:26.599 --> 00:39:30.119
cots. And at night we were kind of allowed to

00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:31.800
like, if we wanted to, we could just sort of

00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:36.300
walk around and check stuff out and fuck my life.

00:39:36.340 --> 00:39:38.860
That was terrifying. Do you remember where it

00:39:38.860 --> 00:39:43.860
was? Where was it? I want to say it was Bridgewater

00:39:43.860 --> 00:39:51.340
State. Okay. So it was a prison for the mentally

00:39:51.340 --> 00:39:53.760
insane was what it was called back in the day.

00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:55.960
I think that's where I was. I'm pretty sure.

00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:59.559
Um, but it was horrifying and fun, but horrifying.

00:39:59.900 --> 00:40:02.719
Yeah. I mean, being in abandoned places, no matter

00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:04.800
what is always fun. Is it always, it's always

00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:07.260
cool. Yeah. There was like, it was one room we

00:40:07.260 --> 00:40:09.559
found that had like just prisoner records like

00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:12.579
lying on the ground. Fuck. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:15.860
It was crazy. It was crazy. Um, But yeah, like

00:40:15.860 --> 00:40:19.019
I am so excited. I love a good haunted prison.

00:40:19.139 --> 00:40:20.780
Yeah. But how do you feel about Eastern State?

00:40:20.860 --> 00:40:23.300
It kind of sucks. It wasn't a good place. It

00:40:23.300 --> 00:40:25.480
sounds terrible. It sounds exactly as bad as

00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:27.420
I thought it would be. Yeah. The thing is like

00:40:27.420 --> 00:40:31.380
with this, like back then, like when it was like

00:40:31.380 --> 00:40:33.440
mostly like the isolation stuff, because isolation

00:40:33.440 --> 00:40:35.119
stuff didn't last very long. It ended, like I

00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:39.780
said, in 1913. But back then, psychology wasn't

00:40:39.780 --> 00:40:43.440
like super big at the time. Yeah. So there's

00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:45.570
no like. we don't know what happened to the,

00:40:45.610 --> 00:40:47.889
we can only, only assume what happened. Right.

00:40:48.030 --> 00:40:50.369
To the person. I mean, they were only like, at

00:40:50.369 --> 00:40:52.250
that point, they were only like, what, 40 years

00:40:52.250 --> 00:40:55.489
away from phrenology. Yeah. So like we, like

00:40:55.489 --> 00:40:58.489
I didn't include any, like these people fucking

00:40:58.489 --> 00:41:00.570
went insane and just started doing crazy shit,

00:41:00.610 --> 00:41:02.369
which we can just assume they did. Like if you're

00:41:02.369 --> 00:41:03.750
isolated for that long, you're going to have

00:41:03.750 --> 00:41:05.389
auditory hallucinations. You're going to have,

00:41:05.389 --> 00:41:07.050
you're going to see shit. You're going to, you're

00:41:07.050 --> 00:41:09.250
going to go crazy. Like I said, after the first

00:41:09.250 --> 00:41:11.210
like four years, I bet every one of that prison

00:41:11.210 --> 00:41:15.119
was just screaming nuts. Like, yeah. just either

00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:18.320
screaming audibly or screaming inside their own

00:41:18.320 --> 00:41:20.920
head yeah something dude like it couldn't have

00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:24.679
been great yeah that's awful and then yeah like

00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:26.260
i said once they stopped that whole isolation

00:41:26.260 --> 00:41:28.739
thing by then it was just overcrowded and just

00:41:28.739 --> 00:41:31.179
crumbling infrastructure like nothing about this

00:41:31.179 --> 00:41:33.880
prison was good but it like set a standard for

00:41:33.880 --> 00:41:36.719
what prison should be for like a long time which

00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.940
is crazy I wasn't even kidding about the Russian

00:41:39.940 --> 00:41:43.099
system either. It's called the Black Dolphin.

00:41:43.260 --> 00:41:45.000
Well, they probably fucking stole it from this.

00:41:46.019 --> 00:41:48.159
Yeah, probably. I mean, the prisoners are moved

00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:50.360
around in stress positions, so they're bent over.

00:41:51.139 --> 00:41:53.199
They're not allowed to speak. I believe they're

00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:57.300
blindfolded anytime they move them. Yeah. And

00:41:57.300 --> 00:42:01.159
Russia has not got a great reputation. There's

00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:03.699
a lot of cannibalism for a modern country. I

00:42:03.699 --> 00:42:06.239
feel like they're doing all right. Yeah. No,

00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:09.179
they're doing great. Yeah. Nothing crazy ever.

00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:13.579
Very peaceful. Okay. And no one ever falls off

00:42:13.579 --> 00:42:17.440
of a balcony. Yeah. Or gets polonium poisoning.

00:42:20.340 --> 00:42:24.579
It was not polonium. He had the cold. Yeah. All

00:42:24.579 --> 00:42:26.579
right. But yeah, that's Eastern State. It sucks.

00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:30.960
It's not great. Terrible. But also, apparently,

00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:35.460
considering how... most of it was isolation not

00:42:35.460 --> 00:42:37.699
a lot of murders or anything there wasn't a lot

00:42:37.699 --> 00:42:39.780
of like crazy there were probably suicides and

00:42:39.780 --> 00:42:41.579
stuff which yeah i mean there definitely was

00:42:41.579 --> 00:42:45.440
um but there wasn't a lot of like violence besides

00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:47.659
the riot and shit like that which is i feel like

00:42:47.659 --> 00:42:49.420
it's crazy it must have been really difficult

00:42:49.420 --> 00:42:53.960
in the in the early days obviously to to do any

00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:58.099
kind of violence but i think by like by like

00:42:58.099 --> 00:43:00.460
the end of it by the time that prison was closing

00:43:00.460 --> 00:43:04.170
like it's so miserable. I can, I imagine they're

00:43:04.170 --> 00:43:05.670
just kind of like, well, we're in this together.

00:43:05.929 --> 00:43:08.429
Yeah. Or it was just so packed that you couldn't

00:43:08.429 --> 00:43:10.389
lift your arm up to stab anyone. It was just,

00:43:10.449 --> 00:43:12.610
you just arms are stuffed by everybody's just

00:43:12.610 --> 00:43:14.809
kicking each other's shins. Yeah. Like you just

00:43:14.809 --> 00:43:17.449
couldn't fucking move considering it was 1700

00:43:17.449 --> 00:43:21.909
people. That's what is that? That's like six

00:43:21.909 --> 00:43:24.110
times more than what should be in there. Yeah.

00:43:24.170 --> 00:43:26.210
Cause you said it went from seven buildings to

00:43:26.210 --> 00:43:29.010
15. So a little bit more than double the size,

00:43:29.150 --> 00:43:34.190
but, way more prisoners yeah because by that

00:43:34.190 --> 00:43:38.150
logic it should only fit 500 people right insane

00:43:38.150 --> 00:43:42.389
yeah it's bananas um all right yeah so that's

00:43:42.389 --> 00:43:45.789
it next week we'll uh we'll go over hauntings

00:43:45.789 --> 00:43:48.250
but like there's different experiences people

00:43:48.250 --> 00:43:49.869
have in different sections so we'll cover all

00:43:49.869 --> 00:43:52.929
those and you know maybe i'll find some evps

00:43:52.929 --> 00:43:54.630
or something online we can listen to some shit

00:43:54.630 --> 00:43:57.539
yeah I'm going to look up that full body operation

00:43:57.539 --> 00:44:00.760
thing. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. But yeah. Is

00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:02.519
there anything you, you got any questions, concerns,

00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:04.260
anything you want to add before we wrap this

00:44:04.260 --> 00:44:09.099
up? No, no. Really interesting. I, I had, as

00:44:09.099 --> 00:44:10.900
you were talking, I remembered I'd heard like

00:44:10.900 --> 00:44:13.639
a little bit, but you definitely like explained

00:44:13.639 --> 00:44:16.420
it better than I knew for sure. I'd heard a little

00:44:16.420 --> 00:44:19.980
bit about the Quaker system and yeah, it must've

00:44:19.980 --> 00:44:21.500
been Eastern state that they were talking about.

00:44:21.539 --> 00:44:24.960
Cause I, I very much remember the spoke. what

00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:27.119
was it? The hub and spoke. I very much remember

00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:28.739
that. Yeah. Cause if you look at it from top

00:44:28.739 --> 00:44:30.460
down, you'll, you'll see what I'm talking. Oh

00:44:30.460 --> 00:44:32.199
yeah. You can post pictures and stuff. Oh, one

00:44:32.199 --> 00:44:33.739
thing I didn't mention, I wish I had brought

00:44:33.739 --> 00:44:35.380
this up earlier. Cause by now no one's listening

00:44:35.380 --> 00:44:40.659
anymore. There was a, like an unofficial inmate

00:44:40.659 --> 00:44:43.400
at the prison and it was a dog. He even had a

00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:45.639
inmate number and stuff like that. I forget his

00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:48.900
name, but I'll, I'll try and figure it out. And

00:44:48.900 --> 00:44:50.300
I'll, I'll mention it. The most adorable prisoner.

00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:52.139
Yeah. It was like a black lab. It was pretty

00:44:52.139 --> 00:44:55.019
cool. Poor guy. He just hung out like he just

00:44:55.019 --> 00:44:57.260
chilled with everyone like he was. It was pretty

00:44:57.260 --> 00:44:58.639
cool. I don't know. He's everybody's friend.

00:44:58.780 --> 00:45:03.440
Yeah. All right. Well, that's it. So do you want

00:45:03.440 --> 00:45:05.599
to plug before we sign off? Yeah. If you ever

00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:08.280
go to Puerto Rico, go to El Bate. That bar is

00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:10.099
the coolest place I've ever been to. It's an

00:45:10.099 --> 00:45:15.000
old San Juan. All right. Go do that. Also go

00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:17.099
to the Pork Highway that our buddy from. You

00:45:17.099 --> 00:45:19.159
got to go to the Pork Highway. I'm actually I'm

00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:22.280
probably going to have to go back. uh in october

00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:24.900
and i'm definitely going to pork highway then

00:45:24.900 --> 00:45:27.840
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00:45:48.650 --> 00:45:50.030
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00:45:50.030 --> 00:45:51.130
to say goodbye? And I love you to the audience.

00:45:51.809 --> 00:45:54.750
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