WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.200 You are now listening to cryptid cocktail party 00:00:40.439 --> 00:00:42.420 Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of 00:00:42.420 --> 00:00:43.880 Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we have 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:45.740 a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive 00:00:45.740 --> 00:00:47.520 into the unknown. I'm your host, Dave. Joined, 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:50.039 as always, by my wonderful co -host, Sarge. How's 00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:56.039 it going, Sarge? Hey, I'm doing good. Dave, do 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:58.539 you have any idea how much protein I have to 00:00:58.539 --> 00:01:04.000 eat? No, but anything could be a protein shake 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:08.890 if you comment it, so I really don't. What's 00:01:08.890 --> 00:01:11.010 the answer here? What are we looking for? It's 00:01:11.010 --> 00:01:14.870 like 140 grams of protein. That is an ungodly 00:01:14.870 --> 00:01:18.349 amount of food. That's a lot. I'm on this new 00:01:18.349 --> 00:01:21.129 medication. It's helping me lose a bit of the 00:01:21.129 --> 00:01:23.549 weight and controlling some other things in my 00:01:23.549 --> 00:01:27.650 body. And I got to tell you, man, it's too much 00:01:27.650 --> 00:01:30.409 protein. Never thought I'd say that, but I am 00:01:30.409 --> 00:01:33.569 so sick of it. Oh, is pooping hard now or something? 00:01:33.670 --> 00:01:36.359 I feel like that would. no no no it's just so 00:01:36.359 --> 00:01:38.540 so like i've been working out for like four years 00:01:38.540 --> 00:01:42.560 straight and i don't want to lose all the muscle 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:45.620 i gained while working out and so i have to eat 00:01:45.620 --> 00:01:48.120 enough protein to maintain that and i'm getting 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:50.379 to the point where i just if i see another fucking 00:01:50.379 --> 00:01:54.120 chicken breast i'm gonna kill someone all right 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:56.659 so you're doing good then yeah doing great kicking 00:01:56.659 --> 00:01:58.900 ass taking names patriots are in the super bowl 00:01:58.900 --> 00:02:02.549 can't complain Hell yeah. Fucking Pats, dude. 00:02:02.689 --> 00:02:04.489 Fucking against the Hawks. Fucking Pats, kid. 00:02:04.829 --> 00:02:09.969 Fucking, bro, Bledsoe, dude. Dude, fucking Belichick. 00:02:09.969 --> 00:02:12.889 I don't know anyone on the Pats now, so I just 00:02:12.889 --> 00:02:16.770 go to Bledsoe immediately. Drake May, baby. Drake 00:02:16.770 --> 00:02:20.650 May. Sure. He is the new prodigal son. Not prodigal 00:02:20.650 --> 00:02:22.650 son. That wouldn't work. He's the new golden 00:02:22.650 --> 00:02:26.710 boy. Okay. After Tom Brady left us to go to Florida 00:02:26.710 --> 00:02:29.610 like a fucking dick. Eh, whatever. I heard he's 00:02:29.610 --> 00:02:31.389 a piece of shit anyways. He is a piece of shit, 00:02:31.449 --> 00:02:35.389 yeah. I have first -hand accounts of it because 00:02:35.389 --> 00:02:37.949 I was there when he was a piece of shit in person. 00:02:38.710 --> 00:02:42.550 Okay. Well, then there you go. I don't know where 00:02:42.550 --> 00:02:45.189 to go from here. I don't want to get sued for 00:02:45.189 --> 00:02:48.050 defamation, so that's as far as I'm going. Gotcha, 00:02:48.150 --> 00:02:50.289 gotcha. All right, well, I'm glad you're doing 00:02:50.289 --> 00:02:53.500 good. I got a very lovely package in the mail 00:02:53.500 --> 00:02:56.000 the other day from this company called Vine Cult. 00:02:56.139 --> 00:03:01.259 They do cryptid -themed Bloody Mary mixes and 00:03:01.259 --> 00:03:04.319 cocktail stuff. Oh, I'm sorry. Bloody Mary's? 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:08.860 Sign me the fuck up. So I got Blood of the Chupacabra 00:03:08.860 --> 00:03:11.759 Bloody Mary cocktail mix. And then I also got... 00:03:11.759 --> 00:03:15.539 Okay, there we go. And then I got Blood of the 00:03:15.539 --> 00:03:18.099 Cone Reet. I don't know what that is, but I'll 00:03:18.099 --> 00:03:19.680 drink his blood. I don't give a fuck. We could 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:22.400 do an episode on it. Yeah, for people that don't 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:24.960 know, I'm a huge fan of Bloody Marys. It's like 00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:26.819 one of my favorites. I love them. Yeah, whenever 00:03:26.819 --> 00:03:29.259 I go out for breakfast, even not even breakfast, 00:03:29.379 --> 00:03:31.719 I'll drink them any time of day. But I always 00:03:31.719 --> 00:03:33.120 get them. But it comes with like this little 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:38.780 one shot for like a Michelada. Oh, which is what 00:03:38.780 --> 00:03:40.539 I'm drinking right now, but I'm drinking the 00:03:40.539 --> 00:03:43.360 trailer version. Yeah, so that's what I'm drinking 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:45.939 right now. I mixed it with the Ganset. I haven't 00:03:45.939 --> 00:03:48.439 tried it yet. I was going to save the inaugural. 00:03:50.319 --> 00:03:53.379 inaugural inaugural sure uh sip for the show 00:03:53.379 --> 00:03:56.580 uh it's been sitting for a minute i hope it's 00:03:56.580 --> 00:04:01.800 still good i'm sure it's gonna be fine oh yeah 00:04:01.800 --> 00:04:07.020 dude oh yeah yeah that's good that's good i so 00:04:07.020 --> 00:04:10.219 i guess the name of that is i'm gonna butcher 00:04:10.219 --> 00:04:14.939 it uh cerveza and gray i don't know she sent 00:04:14.939 --> 00:04:16.839 me how to say it i'm just gonna play what she 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:22.610 said Cerve Sangre. There you go. Cerve Sangre. 00:04:22.689 --> 00:04:25.829 Cerve Sangre. But it's really good. I like it. 00:04:25.850 --> 00:04:28.170 I can't wait to try the other ones. Do I get 00:04:28.170 --> 00:04:32.290 one? I don't know. Do you? This is weak sauce, 00:04:32.449 --> 00:04:36.269 man. No, I'm just kidding. I also got a message. 00:04:36.949 --> 00:04:39.509 It was in my request folder. So I didn't see 00:04:39.509 --> 00:04:42.509 it until last night. But I immediately responded 00:04:42.509 --> 00:04:45.310 with, yes, I'm 100 % in. Oh, so you're going 00:04:45.310 --> 00:04:47.490 to get one too? yeah i was actually going to 00:04:47.490 --> 00:04:50.069 tell you about it so well i don't know if i'm 00:04:50.069 --> 00:04:51.550 going to get it because she hasn't responded 00:04:51.550 --> 00:04:56.050 to me or or he i don't know who they are um but 00:04:56.050 --> 00:04:58.649 i did not get a response but hopefully they're 00:04:58.649 --> 00:05:00.790 not like well i already talked to dave so fuck 00:05:00.790 --> 00:05:03.209 you sad sucks to suck nerd i mean you know what 00:05:03.209 --> 00:05:05.550 it looks really good though and i love chelatas 00:05:05.550 --> 00:05:09.050 so in micheladas i'm the guy so i'm in now i 00:05:09.050 --> 00:05:12.029 just gotta i gotta go buy some vodka now Yeah. 00:05:12.029 --> 00:05:13.410 Yeah. That's the thing. I just don't want to 00:05:13.410 --> 00:05:14.670 buy a whole bottle of Vodka because I'll only 00:05:14.670 --> 00:05:16.410 drink it for this. And then once these are gone, 00:05:16.529 --> 00:05:19.649 I won't touch it. Yeah. Well, that's okay. I'll 00:05:19.649 --> 00:05:22.149 just keep ordering more of it. Gotcha. So definitely 00:05:22.149 --> 00:05:25.350 check out Vine Call. I'll put a link to their 00:05:25.350 --> 00:05:27.009 Instagram and stuff in the episode description. 00:05:27.550 --> 00:05:28.889 But yeah, that was cool. It was pretty cool. 00:05:28.910 --> 00:05:30.230 It comes in a really cool box. It comes with 00:05:30.230 --> 00:05:32.689 a letter and a scroll. Who doesn't love a good 00:05:32.689 --> 00:05:36.290 scroll, dude? It's really sick. I'll post pictures 00:05:36.290 --> 00:05:37.649 and stuff of it, but I'm going to fucking drink 00:05:37.649 --> 00:05:39.649 this. Anyway, Sarge, are you ready to dive in? 00:05:40.160 --> 00:05:43.579 To part two of weather weapons. Yes. I've been 00:05:43.579 --> 00:05:45.779 waiting all week for this. I'm very, I, there's 00:05:45.779 --> 00:05:50.620 not a lot going on in my life. Um, and so this, 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.579 this is really what I needed. Gotcha. Well, I 00:05:53.579 --> 00:05:57.660 just need a good, stupid conspiracy theory. Well, 00:05:57.740 --> 00:06:00.759 last week we talked about, um, like we covered 00:06:00.759 --> 00:06:03.860 chemtrails, harps, space lasers, and how some 00:06:03.860 --> 00:06:05.600 people claim that floods and storms are being 00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:08.339 used to control people, land elections. All you 00:06:08.339 --> 00:06:10.230 remember, you remember all that stuff. Yeah, 00:06:10.230 --> 00:06:11.829 yeah, got it. Yeah, and for those of you who 00:06:11.829 --> 00:06:14.310 may have missed last week's part one, or if this 00:06:14.310 --> 00:06:16.470 is the first episode you're hearing from us, 00:06:16.569 --> 00:06:19.850 sorry. Yeah, you should go back and listen to 00:06:19.850 --> 00:06:22.089 the first one. Yeah, here's like a little short 00:06:22.089 --> 00:06:24.829 recap for you guys. Essentially, some people 00:06:24.829 --> 00:06:27.990 believe that the sky is poisoned, the weather 00:06:27.990 --> 00:06:30.410 is remote controlled, and Star Wars is real. 00:06:31.089 --> 00:06:33.990 I think that pretty much sums it up. nicely but 00:06:33.990 --> 00:06:36.189 if you yeah that's that's basically the gist 00:06:36.189 --> 00:06:38.269 of it yeah if you need more context just pause 00:06:38.269 --> 00:06:40.110 this go listen to part one and then come back 00:06:40.110 --> 00:06:42.970 and listen to this one yeah so part two here's 00:06:42.970 --> 00:06:45.050 what we're gonna do we're gonna take all those 00:06:45.050 --> 00:06:47.610 claims and tell you how all of them just completely 00:06:47.610 --> 00:06:50.490 fall apart the second you apply any sort of physics 00:06:50.490 --> 00:06:54.750 logic or common sense behind them goddamn physics 00:06:54.750 --> 00:06:57.170 always getting in the way yeah why because it's 00:06:57.170 --> 00:06:59.529 fun and that's what we're here we're grade a 00:06:59.529 --> 00:07:05.470 party poopers that's what we do uh but it but 00:07:05.470 --> 00:07:08.449 if you if you think again if this is your if 00:07:08.449 --> 00:07:09.470 you don't know what we're talking about i will 00:07:09.470 --> 00:07:11.970 give like a brief breakdown for each conspiracy 00:07:11.970 --> 00:07:16.550 before we start talking shit about okay uh all 00:07:16.550 --> 00:07:18.769 right so before we begin in earnest i mentioned 00:07:18.769 --> 00:07:23.110 briefly last week the conspiracy that not only 00:07:23.110 --> 00:07:25.689 can quote unquote they control the wepper but 00:07:25.689 --> 00:07:28.029 they can kind of just make it go away in the 00:07:28.029 --> 00:07:30.529 form of droughts and i promised you that i would 00:07:30.529 --> 00:07:33.069 touch on that this episode so before we before 00:07:33.069 --> 00:07:35.230 we dive into what we covered last week let's 00:07:35.230 --> 00:07:38.170 just do that real quick so The ideas or claims 00:07:38.170 --> 00:07:40.610 behind droughts being used as a weapon is basically 00:07:40.610 --> 00:07:43.449 that rain is being intentionally withheld for 00:07:43.449 --> 00:07:45.569 the same reasons as all other weather weapon 00:07:45.569 --> 00:07:48.009 conspiracies. But again, those reasons depend 00:07:48.009 --> 00:07:50.389 on who you're talking to. But a big part of the 00:07:50.389 --> 00:07:52.689 conspiracy revolves around cloud seeding, which 00:07:52.689 --> 00:07:56.629 we covered last episode. The belief is that governments 00:07:56.629 --> 00:08:00.279 or corporations. Seed clouds everywhere else, 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:02.620 stealing the rain before it can reach the drought 00:08:02.620 --> 00:08:05.220 -stricken area to starve the region, force farmers 00:08:05.220 --> 00:08:07.819 off their lands, collapse food production, and 00:08:07.819 --> 00:08:10.439 make property cheaper for developers. This theory 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:12.699 shows up a lot in farming communities during 00:08:12.699 --> 00:08:15.500 prolonged dry spells. Farmers will accuse those 00:08:15.500 --> 00:08:19.420 liberal cities because there's one thing cities 00:08:19.420 --> 00:08:22.259 love, it's rain. Especially here when all the 00:08:22.259 --> 00:08:25.610 fucking rain gutters are... filled with trash 00:08:25.610 --> 00:08:27.910 and it just floods your streets. Yeah. So of 00:08:27.910 --> 00:08:29.550 course we're going to steal all of that from 00:08:29.550 --> 00:08:32.610 you. And there's nothing people who actively 00:08:32.610 --> 00:08:36.490 chose to live in a city want more than flat farmland. 00:08:37.149 --> 00:08:39.509 Yeah. We can't get enough of it. That's great. 00:08:40.330 --> 00:08:42.750 States will accuse neighboring states and countries 00:08:42.750 --> 00:08:44.450 will even accuse other countries of stealing 00:08:44.450 --> 00:08:47.549 their weather. For instance, China has been accused 00:08:47.549 --> 00:08:50.370 on multiple occasions of drying out India, which 00:08:50.370 --> 00:08:52.409 is true. And you can look that up. Apparently 00:08:52.409 --> 00:08:55.639 China does have like, They're not even secretive 00:08:55.639 --> 00:08:58.159 about their quote -unquote weather control operations. 00:08:58.820 --> 00:09:02.720 In more extreme versions, droughts are used for 00:09:02.720 --> 00:09:05.500 population control. If you dry out an area long 00:09:05.500 --> 00:09:08.320 enough, people will either die or leave on their 00:09:08.320 --> 00:09:10.860 own. It's a sound conspiracy. I mean, water makes 00:09:10.860 --> 00:09:13.080 the food grow. Food feeds the people. It's a 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:15.820 circle of life. Very Lion King type shit. Right. 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:18.460 So whoever can control the rain kind of controls 00:09:18.460 --> 00:09:22.460 everything. But here's where it kind of falls 00:09:22.460 --> 00:09:25.700 apart. Gotcha. Okay. You can't turn off rain. 00:09:25.960 --> 00:09:29.340 Weather doesn't work like that. Yeah. And that's 00:09:29.340 --> 00:09:30.700 going to be a recurring theme you're going to 00:09:30.700 --> 00:09:33.659 see throughout this episode. Droughts are the 00:09:33.659 --> 00:09:35.940 result of a... bunch of shit working simultaneously 00:09:35.940 --> 00:09:39.919 ocean temperatures jet streams atmospheric pressure 00:09:39.919 --> 00:09:43.419 systems all operating on a planetary scale now 00:09:43.419 --> 00:09:45.960 cloud seeding does exist like we mentioned in 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:48.379 part one but it doesn't create rain out of nothing 00:09:48.379 --> 00:09:51.620 it only slightly increases the chance in clouds 00:09:51.620 --> 00:09:54.620 that already exist and even then it's super localized 00:09:54.620 --> 00:09:57.960 and isn't really that reliable if there's no 00:09:57.960 --> 00:10:01.700 clouds there's no rain seeded or not plus clouds 00:10:01.700 --> 00:10:06.750 don't obey They don't? Yeah, there's no passport 00:10:06.750 --> 00:10:09.690 check for clouds. There's no ice checkpoint. 00:10:11.649 --> 00:10:14.710 Once moisture is in the atmosphere, it kind of 00:10:14.710 --> 00:10:17.129 just goes wherever physics decides to take it. 00:10:17.509 --> 00:10:20.610 And if creating and controlling droughts at scale 00:10:20.610 --> 00:10:24.330 were possible, it wouldn't be subtle. Entire 00:10:24.330 --> 00:10:26.889 regions being dried out on command would require 00:10:26.889 --> 00:10:30.490 energy coordination and precision beyond... anything 00:10:30.490 --> 00:10:33.470 we as humans could pull off and if there and 00:10:33.470 --> 00:10:36.009 it would like there would be so much evidence 00:10:36.009 --> 00:10:38.870 of it that we wouldn't even be able to hide it 00:10:38.870 --> 00:10:41.570 like you would see massive permanent infrastructure 00:10:41.570 --> 00:10:44.490 designed specifically to alter atmospheric pressure 00:10:44.490 --> 00:10:46.950 across entire regions and you're probably thinking 00:10:46.950 --> 00:10:54.409 like well what about harp no like this would 00:10:54.409 --> 00:10:56.929 have to be so much bigger. Like think of it this 00:10:56.929 --> 00:11:00.669 way. Like harp is a dive bar venue to whatever 00:11:00.669 --> 00:11:03.590 this would be is Madison square garden. Okay. 00:11:03.669 --> 00:11:05.509 Like, does that make sense? Like the scale of 00:11:05.509 --> 00:11:07.429 it would have to be so fucking big that you, 00:11:07.450 --> 00:11:10.169 you wouldn't be able to deny that that's what 00:11:10.169 --> 00:11:11.909 it's used for. Like people quote unquote can 00:11:11.909 --> 00:11:15.250 do with harp. If that makes sense. Okay. So Dave, 00:11:15.330 --> 00:11:20.110 I'm sorry. What you're saying is The government 00:11:20.110 --> 00:11:22.309 is not coordinated enough to do something like 00:11:22.309 --> 00:11:24.090 this. What's crazy is that you're going to see 00:11:24.090 --> 00:11:26.830 this. Maybe not. I mean, for any of these to 00:11:26.830 --> 00:11:30.169 be real, it'd have to be world government type 00:11:30.169 --> 00:11:33.429 coordination. Like we, as like one country, especially 00:11:33.429 --> 00:11:36.809 our country isn't coordinated enough to do anything, 00:11:37.049 --> 00:11:40.750 let alone create drought. So localized that it 00:11:40.750 --> 00:11:45.330 displaces farmers. Okay. All right. Yeah. You're 00:11:45.330 --> 00:11:50.820 talking crazy. I know. i've been hearing about 00:11:50.820 --> 00:11:53.679 one world government since the 90s i know it's 00:11:53.679 --> 00:11:59.240 real i mean it kind of is but not in the way 00:11:59.240 --> 00:12:02.139 that we think it is plus with this you would 00:12:02.139 --> 00:12:04.720 see like consistent repeatable drought patterns 00:12:04.720 --> 00:12:08.360 that start and stop cleanly instead we see droughts 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:12.000 drag on unpredictably for years and meteorologists 00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:13.820 across the world would notice they'd be seeing 00:12:13.820 --> 00:12:16.879 stuff that doesn't match any known weather model 00:12:17.610 --> 00:12:21.710 but they're being silenced by them. Whoever them, 00:12:21.730 --> 00:12:24.769 whoever them is at this point, they, they're 00:12:24.769 --> 00:12:28.470 doing it. Yeah. Uh, plus this is gonna, this 00:12:28.470 --> 00:12:30.789 kind of applies to all conspiracies we're going 00:12:30.789 --> 00:12:32.769 to cover, but there would be leaks in a shit 00:12:32.769 --> 00:12:35.110 ton of them because there would be too many people 00:12:35.110 --> 00:12:37.889 involved. I looked it up in a large scale conspiracy 00:12:37.889 --> 00:12:41.470 involving 2 ,500 people would only last five 00:12:41.470 --> 00:12:43.750 years before it got exposed and people started 00:12:43.750 --> 00:12:45.929 talking like the moon landing would have had 00:12:45.929 --> 00:12:50.379 to involve. at minimum 411 ,000 people. And that 00:12:50.379 --> 00:12:52.559 would have been exposed in less than two years. 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:55.940 Like this theory, we need so many people to pull 00:12:55.940 --> 00:12:57.860 off that you're lucky if it lasts one to two 00:12:57.860 --> 00:12:59.960 before people started running their mouths. I 00:12:59.960 --> 00:13:02.919 don't want to get super into politics because 00:13:02.919 --> 00:13:05.879 frankly, we're all fucking tired of it, but there 00:13:05.879 --> 00:13:09.059 is no better example of what you just said than 00:13:09.059 --> 00:13:14.120 the Epstein files. Sure. Like a perfect example. 00:13:15.759 --> 00:13:20.059 you're gonna elaborate well i mean here's the 00:13:20.059 --> 00:13:22.799 thing all of that information is now public knowledge 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:27.320 right i mean what's wasn't heavily redacted we 00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:30.259 think we know who's behind the redaction gotcha 00:13:30.259 --> 00:13:32.419 gotcha yeah um but like but just think about 00:13:32.419 --> 00:13:37.299 it like if there were a giant global ring dedicated 00:13:37.299 --> 00:13:41.720 to doing horrible things it would require so 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:44.000 many people that eventually the information would 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:47.600 get out which is why Jeffrey Epstein got put 00:13:47.600 --> 00:13:50.799 in prison which is why so many people were asking 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:53.980 for and then suddenly there's victims speaking 00:13:53.980 --> 00:13:57.500 out there's a huge tranche of documents that 00:13:57.500 --> 00:13:59.879 is just available for you to go look at like 00:13:59.879 --> 00:14:03.679 what blows my mind is that the people who believe 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:08.820 these conspiracy theories are just like no one's 00:14:08.820 --> 00:14:10.799 going to talk about because they're worried they 00:14:10.799 --> 00:14:14.360 might die. And it's like, guy, our country has 00:14:14.360 --> 00:14:17.200 done so many stupid things that we know about 00:14:17.200 --> 00:14:21.700 like things that are so embarrassing. You wouldn't 00:14:21.700 --> 00:14:25.299 want to repeat them. Yeah. And we did it. So 00:14:25.299 --> 00:14:27.879 what makes you think that they're like, no, no, 00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:29.960 no, this one, we really can't tell anyone. You 00:14:29.960 --> 00:14:32.539 guys, you know, it's well, first of all, what 00:14:32.539 --> 00:14:34.860 you're forgetting is that the FC files is just 00:14:34.860 --> 00:14:38.159 a liberal democratic hoax. Second of all, I've 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:41.700 been thinking about the FC files a lot. And what 00:14:41.700 --> 00:14:44.860 blows my mind is that this is going to sound 00:14:44.860 --> 00:14:48.679 fucking crazy. Is that QAnon and Alex Jones was 00:14:48.679 --> 00:14:52.139 right. They just got the side wrong. Yeah, exactly. 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:55.429 Right about the wrong thing. it's like my mom 00:14:55.429 --> 00:14:57.149 and dad used to say all the time right church 00:14:57.149 --> 00:15:00.889 wrong pew yeah like it's it's because like you 00:15:00.889 --> 00:15:03.529 you ever just sit back and think like are these 00:15:03.529 --> 00:15:05.529 conspiracy like what are these conspiracy theorists 00:15:05.529 --> 00:15:07.529 are right and then it turned out they kind of 00:15:07.529 --> 00:15:12.809 were but but right about the wildly wrong thing 00:15:12.809 --> 00:15:16.389 yeah oh it's so good uh but yeah anyway so okay 00:15:16.389 --> 00:15:19.450 sorry i just like i can spirit this is what this 00:15:19.450 --> 00:15:22.129 is my thing with conspiracy theories like i get 00:15:22.129 --> 00:15:26.879 so turned up because i'm like Dude, we know that 00:15:26.879 --> 00:15:30.919 the CIA was giving LSD to hookers to give to 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:34.460 their johns, literally because they wrote it 00:15:34.460 --> 00:15:36.879 down, because we're that stupid. Do you really 00:15:36.879 --> 00:15:40.820 think no one wrote anything down about a big, 00:15:40.919 --> 00:15:43.379 like, come on. That sounds like a great time. 00:15:43.539 --> 00:15:45.279 You're getting a little extra bang for your buck, 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:48.580 if you ask me. Or you're killing yourself, which 00:15:48.580 --> 00:15:50.639 happened a couple of times. Yeah, whatever. But 00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:52.740 yeah, so anyway, so conspiracies of this size. 00:15:53.279 --> 00:15:54.779 Across all the ones we're going to cover today, 00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:57.000 especially with droughts and like weather control, 00:15:57.139 --> 00:15:59.940 it wouldn't last very long before people started 00:15:59.940 --> 00:16:01.620 talking out. And I don't mean like anonymous 00:16:01.620 --> 00:16:04.100 posts. I'm talking like full on whistleblowers 00:16:04.100 --> 00:16:06.639 globally from agriculture departments, weather 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:09.379 agencies, water authorities, airlines, international 00:16:09.379 --> 00:16:12.580 climate organizations, just thousands of people 00:16:12.580 --> 00:16:14.519 all sitting on the same secret. It's not going 00:16:14.519 --> 00:16:17.779 to last as long as you think it would. And if 00:16:17.779 --> 00:16:20.200 droughts were a weapon, they would look like 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:22.480 it. And we would know pretty quick. All right. 00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:24.879 So now that we've covered droughts, let's move 00:16:24.879 --> 00:16:26.960 on to what we initially covered, starting with 00:16:26.960 --> 00:16:30.940 chemtrails. So as a refresher, the claim is that 00:16:30.940 --> 00:16:33.039 the long white trails you see behind planes are 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:35.220 not condensation, but chemicals being sprayed 00:16:35.220 --> 00:16:38.779 into the atmosphere and not by super secret government 00:16:38.779 --> 00:16:41.340 aircraft, but just regular ass commercial planes. 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:44.200 And those chemicals can be anything from mine 00:16:44.200 --> 00:16:46.860 control agents, population control agents, all 00:16:46.860 --> 00:16:49.559 the way to bioweapons and climate altering substances. 00:16:50.059 --> 00:16:53.169 As for their purpose, well, It could be to weaken 00:16:53.169 --> 00:16:55.250 our immune system, lower fertility, or for our 00:16:55.250 --> 00:16:57.330 purposes, prepare the atmosphere for weather 00:16:57.330 --> 00:16:59.970 manipulation. Basically, the shadow organizations 00:16:59.970 --> 00:17:02.190 behind chemtrails, and you can kind of choose 00:17:02.190 --> 00:17:05.670 whichever one you want at this point, they seed 00:17:05.670 --> 00:17:07.950 the sky with whatever magical compound they use, 00:17:08.009 --> 00:17:10.069 and then they use HAARP to activate it and control 00:17:10.069 --> 00:17:12.450 it. Does that make sense? I'm with you. Yeah, 00:17:12.470 --> 00:17:15.130 so chemtrails aren't the weapon. It kind of just 00:17:15.130 --> 00:17:18.930 primes the weapon. Right. Here's the thing. So 00:17:18.930 --> 00:17:21.430 those trails are actually called contrails, which 00:17:21.430 --> 00:17:24.309 is short for condensation trails. It's just water 00:17:24.309 --> 00:17:27.910 vapors. It's hot, like moist exhaust from jet 00:17:27.910 --> 00:17:30.529 engines. It hits extremely cold air while cruising 00:17:30.529 --> 00:17:33.549 altitude and freezes in dice crystals. That's 00:17:33.549 --> 00:17:35.470 what they want you to think. Well, that's what 00:17:35.470 --> 00:17:40.970 it is. Now, whether they disappear quickly or 00:17:40.970 --> 00:17:43.069 hang around for a bit, it depends on a few conditions 00:17:43.069 --> 00:17:45.779 like temperature and humidity. High humidity 00:17:45.779 --> 00:17:48.400 means the condensation sticks around longer and 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:50.519 it spreads out, which can create the hazy skies, 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:53.640 which these people love to freak out about. And 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:55.599 as for the grid patterns that you see sometimes, 00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:58.599 the ones that the conspiracy theorists like to 00:17:58.599 --> 00:18:00.880 show as proof of a coordinated attack against 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:03.640 the population, that's just flight patterns. 00:18:03.819 --> 00:18:08.980 I'm sure most of you know, listening, that air 00:18:08.980 --> 00:18:11.240 traffic, especially commercial air traffic, follow 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:14.430 what are essentially invisible highways. in the 00:18:14.430 --> 00:18:18.109 sky so when multiple planes cross through routes 00:18:18.109 --> 00:18:19.710 at similar altitudes you're going to get those 00:18:19.710 --> 00:18:22.390 grid lines there's no coordination except between 00:18:22.390 --> 00:18:24.390 our nation's greatest unsung heroes the flight 00:18:24.390 --> 00:18:27.009 traffic controllers and it's just physics and 00:18:27.009 --> 00:18:29.750 traffic that's really all it is and another thing 00:18:29.750 --> 00:18:32.849 to think about too when it comes to this is we 00:18:32.849 --> 00:18:36.230 actually uh when i was getting my undergrad we 00:18:36.230 --> 00:18:39.910 studied airlines uh briefly just to look at profit 00:18:39.910 --> 00:18:43.700 margins and things like that yeah Airplanes make 00:18:43.700 --> 00:18:46.460 money when people buy tickets to get on the plane. 00:18:46.900 --> 00:18:49.380 But the thing about planes is that they can't 00:18:49.380 --> 00:18:51.799 be too heavy or they fall out of the fucking 00:18:51.799 --> 00:18:56.339 sky. That doesn't sound right. In order for an 00:18:56.339 --> 00:18:59.140 airline to make any sort of money off of a flight, 00:18:59.279 --> 00:19:02.819 the plane has to be better than like 80 % full. 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:05.720 They don't even start making money until the 00:19:05.720 --> 00:19:08.339 plane is about 80 % full because you got fuel 00:19:08.339 --> 00:19:10.559 costs, you've got to pay the pilots and everybody 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:13.500 who gets the plane off the ground. Do you really 00:19:13.500 --> 00:19:16.000 think that any business in the United States 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:17.880 of America is going to be like, no, no, no, no, 00:19:17.880 --> 00:19:19.619 we're going to leave this incredibly expensive 00:19:19.619 --> 00:19:23.259 airplane empty so that we can fill it with liquid 00:19:23.259 --> 00:19:25.579 chemicals that we're going to spray into the 00:19:25.579 --> 00:19:27.259 atmosphere? Oh, no, no, no, Sarge, you're getting 00:19:27.259 --> 00:19:29.539 it wrong. For a government paycheck? No, Sarge, 00:19:29.539 --> 00:19:31.660 you're getting it all wrong. There are people 00:19:31.660 --> 00:19:34.559 on the plane. They don't fill the cabin of the 00:19:34.559 --> 00:19:40.619 plane with shit. There's a good chance that either 00:19:40.619 --> 00:19:42.420 one of us have been on a plane while we've been 00:19:42.420 --> 00:19:44.559 chem -channeling people. So here's the other 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:48.980 problem. People are fucking heavy. But also, 00:19:49.079 --> 00:19:52.460 all of the shit we bring with us, also fucking 00:19:52.460 --> 00:19:55.359 heavy. I pack pretty light. Where are you going 00:19:55.359 --> 00:19:58.720 to? Okay. You are not. I am a fucking nightmare 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:01.180 for an airline. I bring at least two bags. Gotcha. 00:20:01.359 --> 00:20:04.240 But where are you going to put the amount of 00:20:04.240 --> 00:20:07.019 chemicals you would need to make it all the way 00:20:07.019 --> 00:20:10.960 across the fucking sky? Where do those chemicals 00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:13.420 go? I don't know. Why don't you not worry about 00:20:13.420 --> 00:20:18.539 it? How's that? All right. Okay. You know what? 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:21.480 You solved it. I'm good. Yeah. That was all I 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:22.720 needed. Well, do you want to talk logistics? 00:20:23.440 --> 00:20:26.779 I do want to talk logistics because fucking help 00:20:26.779 --> 00:20:29.579 me out. So for the Chemtrail conspiracy to work, 00:20:29.740 --> 00:20:32.940 here's what you would need. One, you would need 00:20:32.940 --> 00:20:35.920 every major airline involved. You would need 00:20:35.920 --> 00:20:39.140 tens of thousands of pilots knowingly spraying 00:20:39.140 --> 00:20:42.680 chemicals onto the population below. Ground crews 00:20:42.680 --> 00:20:45.680 loading secret substances. onto the plane without 00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:48.700 anyone knowing you would need international coordination 00:20:48.700 --> 00:20:51.559 and you would need absolutely zero whistleblowers, 00:20:51.619 --> 00:20:54.500 which again, we've already decided that's not 00:20:54.500 --> 00:20:56.480 going to happen. And by whistleblowers, I don't 00:20:56.480 --> 00:20:58.640 mean like a dude on YouTube. I mean, pilots, 00:20:58.700 --> 00:21:01.160 mechanics, engineers, regulators, inspectors, 00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:02.539 all of them having to keep their mouth shuts 00:21:02.539 --> 00:21:06.359 for pretty much forever, but also, all right. 00:21:06.380 --> 00:21:09.740 So spraying chemicals from 35 ,000 feet is just 00:21:09.740 --> 00:21:12.460 a straight up bad way to affect people on the 00:21:12.460 --> 00:21:15.650 ground. The wind would disperse most of it. So 00:21:15.650 --> 00:21:17.509 like the concentration hitting the ground would 00:21:17.509 --> 00:21:20.470 be uneven and mostly useless by the time anything 00:21:20.470 --> 00:21:23.009 reached us. Plus there would be some pretty hard 00:21:23.009 --> 00:21:27.089 evidence besides just pictures of the sky. Yeah. 00:21:27.150 --> 00:21:29.349 Like there would be samples, environmental data, 00:21:29.529 --> 00:21:32.869 like some sort of hard number, but there isn't. 00:21:32.869 --> 00:21:35.349 I mean, besides what we're already doing to the 00:21:35.349 --> 00:21:37.609 environment, but that's fine. Whatever. Yeah. 00:21:37.609 --> 00:21:42.619 Yeah. That's perfectly acceptable. Yeah. So if 00:21:42.619 --> 00:21:44.740 chemtrails were supposed to be the delivery system, 00:21:44.980 --> 00:21:46.359 where does that leave HAARP? Because remember, 00:21:46.460 --> 00:21:48.720 the claim was that chemtrails prepare the atmosphere 00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:51.680 so that HAARP, a .k .a. the High Frequency Active 00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:55.240 Auroral Research Program, the research site in 00:21:55.240 --> 00:21:58.039 Alaska that just looks as ominous as the conspiracy 00:21:58.039 --> 00:21:59.380 surrounding it. It really doesn't look good. 00:21:59.579 --> 00:22:02.180 Yeah, so that's supposed to take over once the 00:22:02.180 --> 00:22:06.359 chemtrails do their job. And it can control a 00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:08.700 whole bunch of different things. heat the atmosphere, 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:11.180 move pressure systems around, steer hurricanes, 00:22:11.359 --> 00:22:13.359 trigger earthquakes, fuck with human brainwaves, 00:22:13.440 --> 00:22:15.440 and depending on the day, it may open some sort 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:17.099 of portal or you could talk to aliens. Who knows? 00:22:19.059 --> 00:22:21.599 I'm signed up for that. I want that. You want 00:22:21.599 --> 00:22:25.579 that? Yeah. Imagine the shit that aliens could 00:22:25.579 --> 00:22:28.319 tell us. Done. They'd be like, hey, remember 00:22:28.319 --> 00:22:30.220 all the dumb shit that you guys are doing right 00:22:30.220 --> 00:22:32.720 now? We did it too, and that's why we all have 00:22:32.720 --> 00:22:36.130 to live in a spaceship now. Because our whole 00:22:36.130 --> 00:22:38.710 planet is on fire because we're idiots. So you're 00:22:38.710 --> 00:22:40.089 saying the only reason aliens would talk to us 00:22:40.089 --> 00:22:43.210 is because they're warning us about what they 00:22:43.210 --> 00:22:45.950 already did to their planet? I'm like 100 % sure 00:22:45.950 --> 00:22:48.430 if aliens have come to Earth, it's because they 00:22:48.430 --> 00:22:53.569 broke their planet. That's a good theory. I don't 00:22:53.569 --> 00:22:59.490 disagree with that. But yeah, so let's go back 00:22:59.490 --> 00:23:01.910 to Harp real quick. So the idea is that Harp... 00:23:02.539 --> 00:23:04.839 Sends massive amounts of electromagnetic energy 00:23:04.839 --> 00:23:07.299 into the sky, destabilizing the atmosphere, and 00:23:07.299 --> 00:23:09.680 then just kind of nudges weather systems wherever 00:23:09.680 --> 00:23:12.460 the operators want them to go. And who are these 00:23:12.460 --> 00:23:14.980 operators? Well, Sarge, I want you to think of 00:23:14.980 --> 00:23:18.079 a shadowy organization. The UN. Whatever one 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:20.440 you're thinking. That's it. That's the one. That's 00:23:20.440 --> 00:23:23.400 it. Yeah, sure. We'll go with that. It's always 00:23:23.400 --> 00:23:25.819 the fucking UN. Yeah. I mean, it could be any 00:23:25.819 --> 00:23:29.490 of those things. And just like the believers 00:23:29.490 --> 00:23:31.250 of all the chemtrail stuff, people that believe 00:23:31.250 --> 00:23:33.329 the HAARP conspiracy hold the idea that HAARP 00:23:33.329 --> 00:23:35.390 doesn't just study the upper parts of our atmosphere, 00:23:35.569 --> 00:23:37.430 it controls it. And if you can control that, 00:23:37.589 --> 00:23:39.849 you can control everything below it. Climate, 00:23:39.990 --> 00:23:43.829 storms, and people. Does that make sense? Yeah. 00:23:44.190 --> 00:23:51.029 I'm tracking. Here's the problem. So HAARP doesn't 00:23:51.029 --> 00:23:53.529 operate anywhere near where weather actually 00:23:53.529 --> 00:23:56.509 happens. So weather forms in the troposphere, 00:23:56.710 --> 00:23:59.359 the absolute... bottom of our atmosphere that's 00:23:59.359 --> 00:24:01.460 where that's where weather kind of lives harp 00:24:01.460 --> 00:24:04.099 studies the ionosphere which is way higher up 00:24:04.099 --> 00:24:06.359 like hundreds of miles above the earth that's 00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:08.759 where like the auroras form and radio waves bounce 00:24:08.759 --> 00:24:11.319 around and ship those two layers of our atmosphere 00:24:11.319 --> 00:24:16.160 don't talk to each other in a way that this conspiracy 00:24:16.160 --> 00:24:19.519 would be possible that makes sense yeah plus 00:24:19.519 --> 00:24:21.279 the amount of energy like a single hurricane 00:24:21.279 --> 00:24:24.119 releases is more than All of the world's power 00:24:24.119 --> 00:24:26.279 plants combined like hurricanes are powered by 00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:29.359 ocean heat pressure systems and the literal rotation 00:24:29.359 --> 00:24:33.859 of the fucking planet. So or or God, depending 00:24:33.859 --> 00:24:37.660 on what you believe. Fair. So harps output. But 00:24:37.660 --> 00:24:39.759 how much energy does it put it out? It's enough 00:24:39.759 --> 00:24:42.480 to like slightly disturb a tiny patch of the 00:24:42.480 --> 00:24:45.329 ionosphere for a very short period of time. Like 00:24:45.329 --> 00:24:47.670 if harp could actually create storms like hurricanes 00:24:47.670 --> 00:24:49.750 and earthquakes, the amount of energy it would 00:24:49.750 --> 00:24:53.309 need, like would have decimated Alaska as soon 00:24:53.309 --> 00:24:57.369 as you tried to turn it off. The heat signature 00:24:57.369 --> 00:24:59.829 alone from something producing that much energy 00:24:59.829 --> 00:25:02.390 would be visible from fucking Mars. Dude, Alaska 00:25:02.390 --> 00:25:06.089 would just be fucking gone. Like, yeah, you know, 00:25:06.089 --> 00:25:09.910 you know, like all the, all the. Fucking theories 00:25:09.910 --> 00:25:11.430 and stuff like people were so afraid about when 00:25:11.430 --> 00:25:13.509 they turned on the large hydron collider, like 00:25:13.509 --> 00:25:14.789 all the things that they thought were going to 00:25:14.789 --> 00:25:16.990 happen. It would have been kind of that, but 00:25:16.990 --> 00:25:20.569 real. If it had enough energy to do what we're 00:25:20.569 --> 00:25:22.869 saying it does, like it would just would have 00:25:22.869 --> 00:25:25.390 fucking exploded. I'll be honest with you as 00:25:25.390 --> 00:25:28.569 I was pretty young when they did that. And I 00:25:28.569 --> 00:25:30.529 had a friend who was like a big conspiracy theorist 00:25:30.529 --> 00:25:32.430 and he was telling me about it. And he's like, 00:25:32.490 --> 00:25:34.970 we don't know what's going to happen. It could 00:25:34.970 --> 00:25:36.970 open up a black hole that'll swallow the whole 00:25:36.970 --> 00:25:41.900 planet. and I so this kid's really he was I thought 00:25:41.900 --> 00:25:45.400 he was very smart and so I was like oh no the 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:48.359 end is coming yeah and then when nothing happened 00:25:48.359 --> 00:25:52.539 I was like is everyone I know a fucking moron 00:25:52.539 --> 00:25:56.759 like I'm a moron yeah so I know that but I'm 00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:59.279 like is he just like a level above me on the 00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:01.319 moron scale? Like, is he just a little bit smarter 00:26:01.319 --> 00:26:03.700 than I am, but still a moron. I'm going to go. 00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:06.319 And that's kind of when conspiracy theories all 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:09.660 sort of collapsed for me. Gotcha. It just took 00:26:09.660 --> 00:26:12.039 that one instance of being like, that's all I 00:26:12.039 --> 00:26:16.839 needed. So it's like, wait a minute. So, yeah. 00:26:16.920 --> 00:26:20.440 So Alaska would be gone. Cause in reality, harp 00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:23.200 just looks and sounds spooky and people are scared 00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:25.359 of science. They don't understand. They just 00:26:25.359 --> 00:26:28.579 hear antenna array shooting energy into the ionosphere 00:26:28.579 --> 00:26:32.240 and just go, well, that can't be good. I'm still 00:26:32.240 --> 00:26:35.220 scared of magnets. Hey, man, how do they work? 00:26:35.740 --> 00:26:39.279 I don't know how they work. Is my food safe in 00:26:39.279 --> 00:26:41.640 the fridge behind all those magnets? I don't 00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:50.740 know. Microplastics. Okay. But hey, Sarge, speaking 00:26:50.740 --> 00:26:53.980 of storms, specifically hurricanes, they kind 00:26:53.980 --> 00:26:56.299 of seem to be like the go -to thing to really 00:26:56.299 --> 00:26:58.940 like fuck with people. Like, yeah, in conspiracy 00:26:58.940 --> 00:27:01.160 brains, hurricanes are basically like the guided 00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:05.380 missiles of weather weapons. Now, this idea went 00:27:05.380 --> 00:27:07.660 pretty mainstream after hurricanes Helena and 00:27:07.660 --> 00:27:11.460 Milton, but it's been around for forever. anytime 00:27:11.460 --> 00:27:13.440 like a hurricane suddenly strengthens changes 00:27:13.440 --> 00:27:16.319 directions hovers over one area for just a little 00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:18.799 too long or hits right before something important 00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:23.000 like say a presidential election yeah the uh 00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:25.279 the explanation isn't that nature is just unpredictable 00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:29.900 as fuck it's weather control and it's controlled 00:27:29.900 --> 00:27:32.990 either by harp which again Nah. Or some sort 00:27:32.990 --> 00:27:35.809 of satellite or classified system the controllers 00:27:35.809 --> 00:27:38.809 can heat up the ocean with to strengthen a storm, 00:27:39.029 --> 00:27:41.309 alter pressure systems to redirect them, slow 00:27:41.309 --> 00:27:43.849 or speed them up, or even create them outright. 00:27:44.609 --> 00:27:46.710 And once they can control them, you can basically 00:27:46.710 --> 00:27:49.910 do whatever you want with them. The sky's the 00:27:49.910 --> 00:27:54.130 limit. Oh, hey. Sky's the limit. Literally. That's 00:27:54.130 --> 00:27:56.130 a good one. Here's the reality, though. You know 00:27:56.130 --> 00:27:57.730 what we gotta do is we gotta make a shirt that 00:27:57.730 --> 00:28:01.279 says, Contrails, the sky's the limit. I kind 00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:05.759 of like that. But here's the reality, though, 00:28:05.779 --> 00:28:08.740 Sarge. Hurricanes are one of the least controllable 00:28:08.740 --> 00:28:11.299 forces on the fucking Earth. Again, it's powered 00:28:11.299 --> 00:28:13.799 by the oceans and the literal rotation of the 00:28:13.799 --> 00:28:17.200 fucking planet. No one single piece of technology 00:28:17.200 --> 00:28:19.480 or even like an entire country or two's worth 00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:21.819 could touch a hurricane. So what you're saying 00:28:21.819 --> 00:28:25.480 is if we shot nuclear missiles into a hurricane, 00:28:25.740 --> 00:28:31.440 it would not stop them? No. Not even a little 00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:35.160 bit. Someone better tell the president. No, storms 00:28:35.160 --> 00:28:38.200 getting stronger isn't some great mystery. When 00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:40.359 storms pass over very warm ocean water, they 00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:42.480 get stronger. And wouldn't you know it, the oceans 00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:44.160 are getting warmer, so storms are going to get 00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:45.799 stronger and stronger. It's almost like people 00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.640 have been warning us about this for like decades 00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:52.299 now. Yeah, I seem to recall hearing something 00:28:52.299 --> 00:28:56.440 about that in fucking first grade. Yeah, it's 00:28:56.440 --> 00:29:01.359 crazy, right? But who knows? Like 38 years ago. 00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:03.960 No big deal. Yeah. As for them changing direction. 00:29:04.099 --> 00:29:06.160 Well, hurricanes don't follow a straight line. 00:29:06.299 --> 00:29:08.940 They never have. They move at the whim of surrounding 00:29:08.940 --> 00:29:10.799 pressure systems. Like, you know, that old saying, 00:29:10.940 --> 00:29:13.220 like if a butterfly flaps its wings in the rainforest, 00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:15.380 it could change the weather halfway, half a world 00:29:15.380 --> 00:29:17.900 away. Yeah, that's that's kind of true with hurricanes, 00:29:18.059 --> 00:29:20.720 like small shifts early on turn into big changes 00:29:20.720 --> 00:29:22.819 days later. And that's why, like a hurricane's 00:29:22.819 --> 00:29:25.680 forecast is like a cone. It's not like lines. 00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:29.109 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That you can change with a 00:29:29.109 --> 00:29:31.410 black Sharpie. Yeah. And again, you can't do 00:29:31.410 --> 00:29:34.049 that. And again, the energy scale to try and 00:29:34.049 --> 00:29:36.009 control one of these fuckers is not possible. 00:29:36.089 --> 00:29:38.910 A mature hurricane releases more energy every 00:29:38.910 --> 00:29:42.109 single day than multiple nuclear bombs. Like 00:29:42.109 --> 00:29:43.970 you're trying to steer one. We require resources 00:29:43.970 --> 00:29:47.329 on a scale that just don't exist. Right. The 00:29:47.329 --> 00:29:51.109 butterfly effect. Great, great scientific theory. 00:29:51.170 --> 00:29:54.289 Terrible Ashton Kutcher movie. True. It wasn't. 00:29:54.289 --> 00:29:57.049 It was fine. Ethan Supley, though, was phenomenal 00:29:57.049 --> 00:29:59.529 in that film. I don't remember it that well. 00:29:59.690 --> 00:30:01.950 I remember... That's because it was bad. The 00:30:01.950 --> 00:30:03.609 only thing I remember is at one point he fucking 00:30:03.609 --> 00:30:06.750 slammed his hand down on one of those receipt 00:30:06.750 --> 00:30:11.430 pin things. That's all I remember. Yeah. I've 00:30:11.430 --> 00:30:14.309 always had a problem with those things, so that 00:30:14.309 --> 00:30:15.890 scene really brought it all home for me. And 00:30:15.890 --> 00:30:19.950 then I also remember the... Him in the womb strangling 00:30:19.950 --> 00:30:22.069 himself with his own umbilical cord. Oh, maybe 00:30:22.069 --> 00:30:25.130 I did forget some of that movie. I think there's 00:30:25.130 --> 00:30:28.029 like two or three endings, I think. And that 00:30:28.029 --> 00:30:29.369 was one of the alternate endings. It was like 00:30:29.369 --> 00:30:31.349 he fucking strangles himself in the womb with 00:30:31.349 --> 00:30:33.009 his umbilical cord and kills himself. Makes a 00:30:33.009 --> 00:30:35.549 lot of sense. Babies are well known for their 00:30:35.549 --> 00:30:39.730 sentience in the womb. Remember, when he goes 00:30:39.730 --> 00:30:43.150 back, he remembers everything. Yeah, but I feel 00:30:43.150 --> 00:30:44.869 like a baby's not going to be like, oh, let me 00:30:44.869 --> 00:30:47.890 grab this rope. But he's not a baby. He's himself 00:30:47.890 --> 00:30:50.650 in the head of a baby. I'm still feeling like 00:30:50.650 --> 00:30:53.150 I would be wildly disoriented inside a womb. 00:30:53.450 --> 00:30:56.990 Whatever, dude. So anyway, space lasers? Right? 00:31:00.009 --> 00:31:03.670 Space lasers. Yeah, apparently hurricanes weren't 00:31:03.670 --> 00:31:05.730 scary enough, so conspiracy theorists were like, 00:31:05.809 --> 00:31:08.450 yeah, well, what if it was lasers and on land? 00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:16.160 Maybe. Right? You know, could be. They made a 00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:19.119 whole movie about it called Real Genius. Phenomenal 00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:22.700 film. I have no idea what that is. One of the 00:31:22.700 --> 00:31:25.380 greatest Val Kilmer films ever made. You need 00:31:25.380 --> 00:31:28.500 to watch it. It is hilarious. It still stands 00:31:28.500 --> 00:31:30.559 up. The humor still stands up. That is a crazy 00:31:30.559 --> 00:31:33.839 sentence to say. It's got Uncle Rico in it from 00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:38.220 Napoleon Dynamite. He plays Laszlo, who is a 00:31:38.220 --> 00:31:40.440 guy who lives in the closet of one of the other 00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:43.859 guys, and he's got this crazy fucking lab in 00:31:43.859 --> 00:31:46.099 the steam tunnels of this car. You've got to 00:31:46.099 --> 00:31:47.400 watch the movie. You've got to watch it. It's 00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:50.460 just amazing. Okay, yeah, we'll get on. So anyways, 00:31:50.660 --> 00:31:54.079 space lasers. Space lasers. The idea here is 00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:58.059 that the really big and really destructive wildfires 00:31:58.059 --> 00:32:00.579 aren't caused by drought, most likely from a 00:32:00.579 --> 00:32:03.220 weather weapon, or wind or climate conditions, 00:32:03.220 --> 00:32:07.519 but are started intentionally. uh by energy weapons 00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:10.119 space lasers satellite beams or just some sort 00:32:10.119 --> 00:32:12.000 of high -tech death ray that's parked in our 00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:15.380 orbit who knows uh people would claim that the 00:32:15.380 --> 00:32:17.700 wildfires started too fast the burn patterns 00:32:17.700 --> 00:32:20.279 looked unnatural some objects will melt while 00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:23.079 others like wouldn't melt and that certain homes 00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:25.480 were left standing while others burned down therefore 00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:29.779 must be lasers yeah yeah this uh it's gotta be 00:32:29.779 --> 00:32:32.259 this theory took off after the 2018 campfires 00:32:32.259 --> 00:32:35.460 in uh california thanks to muppet turned real 00:32:35.460 --> 00:32:38.480 girl marjorie taylor green when she went on facebook 00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:42.160 it's starting budding cyclops marjorie taylor 00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:44.279 green when she went on facebook and started talking 00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:46.920 shit about lasers and blue beams of light and 00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:50.180 then got even more traction in 2023 when the 00:32:50.180 --> 00:32:53.220 hawaii wildfires with some crazy conspiracies 00:32:53.220 --> 00:32:55.680 attached to this one there's so many like the 00:32:55.680 --> 00:32:57.640 lasers spared rich neighborhoods and that the 00:32:57.640 --> 00:33:00.470 color blue kept you safe it's all dumb but uh 00:33:00.470 --> 00:33:02.930 yeah the truth is the millions of children that 00:33:02.930 --> 00:33:04.630 are missing when it turned out there was like 00:33:04.630 --> 00:33:07.849 one kid missing yeah i had a whole conversation 00:33:07.849 --> 00:33:09.789 with somebody that like i actually thought was 00:33:09.789 --> 00:33:14.130 like normal on tiktok no the dm's just like it 00:33:14.130 --> 00:33:17.509 was like a like somebody you could easily diagnose 00:33:17.509 --> 00:33:20.029 this person with a mental illness if you followed 00:33:20.029 --> 00:33:23.349 the trail of our conversation Cause it just got 00:33:23.349 --> 00:33:25.950 crazier and crazier. And every time, like I presented 00:33:25.950 --> 00:33:27.390 evidence, it would be like, that's what they 00:33:27.390 --> 00:33:30.710 want you to think. I was like, Oh my God. I mean, 00:33:30.730 --> 00:33:32.029 it is what they want me to think. And you live 00:33:32.029 --> 00:33:34.950 in my state. I'm terrified of you. Oh God. Uh, 00:33:35.150 --> 00:33:38.349 but yeah, so it's all dumb, but the truth is, 00:33:38.349 --> 00:33:40.490 is way dumber in the sense that you would have 00:33:40.490 --> 00:33:42.630 to be dumb to not know that this is the truth. 00:33:42.950 --> 00:33:45.809 If that makes sense. Yes. Um, yeah. Wildfires 00:33:45.809 --> 00:33:48.710 don't burn evenly. Like it depends on like wind 00:33:48.710 --> 00:33:51.490 direction and speed, the availability of, fuel, 00:33:51.710 --> 00:33:54.910 moisture levels. And if it hits a building, what's 00:33:54.910 --> 00:33:56.670 the building made out of? Like fire won't burn 00:33:56.670 --> 00:33:59.170 down brick and cement, but it'll fuck up wooden 00:33:59.170 --> 00:34:02.509 drywall. So a house surviving next to a destroyed 00:34:02.509 --> 00:34:05.390 one is super common. Plus ember showers can skip 00:34:05.390 --> 00:34:08.389 entire blocks and ignite shit down the road and 00:34:08.389 --> 00:34:10.469 skip some shit in between. And if you have a 00:34:10.469 --> 00:34:13.690 metal roof, that's even better. You know why? 00:34:13.789 --> 00:34:17.170 You know why, Dave? Why? Because wind is also 00:34:17.170 --> 00:34:21.699 part of weather and wildly unpredictable. No. 00:34:21.699 --> 00:34:28.460 Yeah. It's almost like they've been foisted by 00:34:28.460 --> 00:34:29.840 their own petard. We're just going to have to 00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:34.679 agree to disagree, Sarge. Plus, satellites don't 00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:37.599 have the power needed to start large -scale fires 00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:40.360 from space. That would require a lot of energy, 00:34:40.460 --> 00:34:43.300 and you would see it. It would be noticed. You'd 00:34:43.300 --> 00:34:45.300 see a beam of light coming down. Plus, every 00:34:45.300 --> 00:34:48.980 space tracking system on Earth would notice this. 00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:53.780 Yes. Also true. And if space lasers were starting 00:34:53.780 --> 00:34:57.099 fires, ignition points would be precise, the 00:34:57.099 --> 00:35:00.559 patterns would be consistent, and the only evidence 00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:02.960 for them wouldn't rely on Twitter screenshots 00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:06.519 and just vibes. But more often than not, these 00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:08.500 fires are started by dry conditions and some 00:35:08.500 --> 00:35:10.320 asshole throwing a cigarette out the window. 00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:13.579 Yeah, or some dickhead trying to cook his SpaghettiOs 00:35:13.579 --> 00:35:16.019 in the forest for no reason. Yeah, like there's 00:35:16.019 --> 00:35:18.519 no weapon. It's just fire doing what fire does. 00:35:20.219 --> 00:35:22.920 Okay. So you got any questions, concerns, comments 00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:24.659 so far? I kind of hammered through these, I feel 00:35:24.659 --> 00:35:29.539 like. I mean, here's the thing. It doesn't matter 00:35:29.539 --> 00:35:33.760 how in -depth or how shallow you go with explaining 00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:37.199 and debunking these conspiracy theories. Because 00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:40.219 before you even finished the first sentence, 00:35:40.460 --> 00:35:42.940 there was somebody out there who had a rebuttal 00:35:42.940 --> 00:35:45.000 for everything you said. For sure. I know. I 00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:48.059 know. I know. You can't talk to them, but I mean, 00:35:48.079 --> 00:35:51.920 that's fine. I'll talk to them. I'll listen to 00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:55.179 them. And then later, I'll be like, you guys 00:35:55.179 --> 00:35:56.559 are not going to believe this fucking idiot I 00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:59.320 just talked to. I'll humor them and then talk 00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:02.019 immediate shit to anyone. Because the things 00:36:02.019 --> 00:36:04.639 they believe are stupid and unreasonable. I'm 00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:06.059 going to turn into a conspiracy theory, but you 00:36:06.059 --> 00:36:08.340 know how they just kind of talk at you for like... 00:36:08.789 --> 00:36:10.590 I'm going to be that, but it's going to be me 00:36:10.590 --> 00:36:12.389 roasting you to someone else. Whether they want 00:36:12.389 --> 00:36:13.670 to hear it or not, I'm going to be talking shit 00:36:13.670 --> 00:36:16.349 about you so fucking hard to every unwitting 00:36:16.349 --> 00:36:24.590 pawn that comes across my fucking way. So now 00:36:24.590 --> 00:36:26.989 that we've run through droughts, chemtrails, 00:36:26.989 --> 00:36:29.510 harp, and lasers, and why it's literally not 00:36:29.510 --> 00:36:32.110 possible for any of these things to happen, the 00:36:32.110 --> 00:36:34.949 question remains, why do so many people believe 00:36:34.949 --> 00:36:38.539 in the whole... Whether weapon conspiracy. Well, 00:36:38.599 --> 00:36:40.699 it's the same reason people believe in any conspiracy 00:36:40.699 --> 00:36:43.059 theory, or at least the reason I think they believe 00:36:43.059 --> 00:36:45.480 in conspiracies. And that is that they can't 00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:48.239 handle randomness. Yeah. Does that make sense? 00:36:48.739 --> 00:36:51.139 Believing that these disasters were created by 00:36:51.139 --> 00:36:53.619 whoever with the intent to cause harm to whoever 00:36:53.619 --> 00:36:55.960 gives them something more like a hurricane or 00:36:55.960 --> 00:36:58.179 a fire with no villain or like a motive behind 00:36:58.179 --> 00:37:00.539 it. It feels pointless and cruel to them. But 00:37:00.539 --> 00:37:03.159 if someone did it. Then you can spin that and 00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:05.579 it gives like disasters intent, a motive and 00:37:05.579 --> 00:37:08.300 a bad guy, even though they don't all agree on 00:37:08.300 --> 00:37:11.079 who that bad guy is. So they believe that there's 00:37:11.079 --> 00:37:14.239 some level of control even when it appears to 00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:16.800 be random chaos. Yeah. Like once you have that 00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:19.159 bad guy, you've got, I don't want to call it, 00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:21.440 I wrote it down. So I don't want to call it comfort, 00:37:21.500 --> 00:37:23.519 but like a kind of comfort, like being angry 00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:27.079 at someone is easier than feeling helpless. Right. 00:37:27.099 --> 00:37:28.920 And I think there's another, there's another 00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:32.039 side to it too. I agree with you. I think largely 00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:35.320 that's, that's why a lot of people, they find 00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:37.860 comfort in conspiracy theories, but I think there's 00:37:37.860 --> 00:37:41.880 another, another piece of it too. I think people 00:37:41.880 --> 00:37:45.840 really enjoy being on the inside, like having 00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:47.880 special knowledge. Yeah. They want to feel smarter 00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:49.599 than everyone else. Yeah. You know, when you're 00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:56.050 the kind of person who's like, You know, life 00:37:56.050 --> 00:37:58.789 hasn't gone your way. Things aren't great for 00:37:58.789 --> 00:38:03.170 you. And, you know, you haven't figured a lot 00:38:03.170 --> 00:38:07.409 of stuff out. Like reading and. Yeah. Yeah. But 00:38:07.409 --> 00:38:08.909 like when someone comes to you and they're like, 00:38:09.010 --> 00:38:12.389 oh, my gosh, this is what we think is going on. 00:38:12.610 --> 00:38:14.730 But I'll let you in on a secret. This is what's 00:38:14.730 --> 00:38:17.389 really going on. That gives you an edge because 00:38:17.389 --> 00:38:19.150 you're like, look at all these sheep. They don't 00:38:19.150 --> 00:38:21.329 fucking know what I know. Yeah. And honestly, 00:38:21.469 --> 00:38:25.619 as somebody who. loves to debunk conspiracy theories 00:38:25.619 --> 00:38:28.980 i feel like i almost fall into that trap too 00:38:28.980 --> 00:38:31.880 where i now have the special you know what i 00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:34.320 mean yeah and so i have to like keep reminding 00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:39.519 myself that as smart as i might be in some things 00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:42.320 i'm still the fucking idiot who one time left 00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:46.340 his keys in the freezer you know like remind 00:38:46.340 --> 00:38:49.679 yourself periodically that you've done some really 00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:54.739 tragically stupid things And then think, do I 00:38:54.739 --> 00:38:57.639 know more than all the scientists on earth? Probably 00:38:57.639 --> 00:39:00.280 not, but also probably not. You didn't make leaving 00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:02.840 your keys in your freezer, your entire personality. 00:39:04.659 --> 00:39:09.280 So yeah, you can really are the leaving your 00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:11.860 keys in the freezer. Like you can like say that, 00:39:11.900 --> 00:39:14.480 like, yeah, I've done some dumb things. I got 00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:16.260 to kind of remember that to stay humble. But 00:39:16.260 --> 00:39:18.360 again, you didn't make that your whole personality. 00:39:18.360 --> 00:39:20.420 Like these people do with their conspiracy theories. 00:39:20.460 --> 00:39:24.829 Oh yeah. Like one of them was a shaman. You know 00:39:24.829 --> 00:39:26.989 what I mean? Like that dude went whole hog into 00:39:26.989 --> 00:39:29.429 his conspiracy. You know what's funny? He's like 00:39:29.429 --> 00:39:32.050 gone in the other direction now too. Yeah. Wildly 00:39:32.050 --> 00:39:33.949 anti -Trump. Well, probably because he was in 00:39:33.949 --> 00:39:36.690 jail for a minute. I have no idea. But also, 00:39:36.730 --> 00:39:38.369 it's not like the people who believe in weather 00:39:38.369 --> 00:39:41.230 weapons only believe in weather weapons. No, 00:39:41.230 --> 00:39:44.630 of course not. Conspiracy theories are like Pokemon. 00:39:44.789 --> 00:39:46.630 They got to collect them all. These people will 00:39:46.630 --> 00:39:49.590 just keep racking up conspiracy theories. Also, 00:39:49.710 --> 00:39:52.789 I think the Q shaman really turned against Trump 00:39:52.789 --> 00:39:54.869 because tariffs made blue paint very expensive. 00:39:56.670 --> 00:39:58.469 Can't paint his face anymore. He's got to get 00:39:58.469 --> 00:40:01.610 a second job. These conspiracy theories, they 00:40:01.610 --> 00:40:04.489 already came into this conspiracy with the mindset 00:40:04.489 --> 00:40:06.469 of no one is telling the truth. So it probably 00:40:06.469 --> 00:40:08.730 didn't take much convincing from whichever outrage 00:40:08.730 --> 00:40:11.230 merchant they first heard it from to get them 00:40:11.230 --> 00:40:14.170 to believe in it. Because once any trust you 00:40:14.170 --> 00:40:17.840 have in reality is gone. any explanation is possible. 00:40:17.940 --> 00:40:19.940 Like, and that's, that's like the real danger 00:40:19.940 --> 00:40:22.159 here. Like no, no, not secret weather weapons 00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:25.000 or hurricanes or space lasers. It's what happens 00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:27.639 when people stop believing in reality and what 00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:30.440 is real, because once everything is a lie, anything 00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:33.500 can then be true. Yeah. So, and I also think 00:40:33.500 --> 00:40:37.309 we're conditioned from an early age. To believe 00:40:37.309 --> 00:40:40.590 in things whole cloth, like who hasn't been raised 00:40:40.590 --> 00:40:44.030 in a somewhat religious environment? You know, 00:40:44.030 --> 00:40:47.530 it's a small population of Americans who didn't 00:40:47.530 --> 00:40:49.389 grow up in a religious household in one way or 00:40:49.389 --> 00:40:51.250 another. Right. I didn't at all. It was awesome. 00:40:51.409 --> 00:40:53.710 Yeah. You're a lucky guy. My kids are growing 00:40:53.710 --> 00:40:55.889 up in a non -religious environment now, but I 00:40:55.889 --> 00:41:00.369 grew up in one. And I think, honestly, it taught 00:41:00.369 --> 00:41:03.190 me not to question things for a long time. Yeah, 00:41:03.269 --> 00:41:06.010 I guess that makes sense. I don't know. You know, 00:41:06.030 --> 00:41:08.929 I asked my parents questions about things that 00:41:08.929 --> 00:41:11.690 didn't make sense in the Bible, i .e. a fucking 00:41:11.690 --> 00:41:14.449 talking donkey. And they're like, I'll question 00:41:14.449 --> 00:41:18.489 God. Yeah. But now I was also the kind of guy 00:41:18.489 --> 00:41:20.469 who didn't question other dumb shit, like a black 00:41:20.469 --> 00:41:23.309 hole opening up because two fucking atoms collided. 00:41:24.429 --> 00:41:27.530 Oh, I forgot that donkey from Shrek was biblically 00:41:27.530 --> 00:41:33.849 accurate. But like and then, you know, you get 00:41:33.849 --> 00:41:36.130 the school system. You know, teachers are just 00:41:36.130 --> 00:41:40.349 throwing information at you and they're so under 00:41:40.349 --> 00:41:43.010 pressure to get you to understand a concept so 00:41:43.010 --> 00:41:45.170 they can move on to the next one. Yeah. That 00:41:45.170 --> 00:41:47.710 critical thinking really hasn't been pushed. 00:41:47.730 --> 00:41:49.809 And I'm not saying that that every school is 00:41:49.809 --> 00:41:51.449 teaching kids the wrong thing, but I'm saying 00:41:51.449 --> 00:41:54.730 like we're telling kids when a person in authority 00:41:54.730 --> 00:41:58.590 tells you something, it's true. But that authority, 00:41:58.769 --> 00:42:00.849 we don't recognize that authority in everybody. 00:42:01.010 --> 00:42:04.190 So we meet somebody who's charismatic and seems 00:42:04.190 --> 00:42:05.710 like they know what they're talking about. We're 00:42:05.710 --> 00:42:07.789 going to defer to them even when they're a fucking 00:42:07.789 --> 00:42:10.929 moron. Yeah. And that's what makes a good grifter. 00:42:11.750 --> 00:42:15.809 Exactly. Exactly. All right, Sarge. Well, there 00:42:15.809 --> 00:42:18.329 you have it. That is Weather Weapons Part 2. 00:42:18.710 --> 00:42:21.989 The debunk, I guess you want to call it. I loved 00:42:21.989 --> 00:42:24.239 it. How are you feeling? You feeling good? it 00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:26.420 gives me life. Did I miss anything? I don't know 00:42:26.420 --> 00:42:28.619 if I did. I mean, I feel like I'm sure, I'm sure 00:42:28.619 --> 00:42:30.500 there are little things in there that, you know, 00:42:30.500 --> 00:42:33.219 you know what, leave it, leave a comment. Tell 00:42:33.219 --> 00:42:36.019 us what we missed on Instagram. Let us know. 00:42:36.320 --> 00:42:38.760 I would love to know what we missed so that we 00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:41.920 can talk about that. Cause I, you know, as much 00:42:41.920 --> 00:42:44.079 as I get mad about conspiracy theories, I still 00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:46.099 love to learn about them or debunk. I'm still 00:42:46.099 --> 00:42:48.139 learning about QAnon, even though, you know, 00:42:48.139 --> 00:42:50.909 it's fucking nonsense now. It's nonsense, but 00:42:50.909 --> 00:42:53.050 also they were right about a lot of things. Just 00:42:53.050 --> 00:42:59.210 the wrong guy. All right, bud. So that's it. 00:42:59.289 --> 00:43:01.449 That's Weather Weapons Part 2. Thank everyone 00:43:01.449 --> 00:43:04.909 for listening. And again, if you got any rebuttals 00:43:04.909 --> 00:43:08.530 to my debunks or anything, just fucking send 00:43:08.530 --> 00:43:10.849 us a message. Send us an email. CryptoCocktail 00:43:10.849 --> 00:43:13.769 at gmail .com. Instagram, wherever. I don't care. 00:43:14.010 --> 00:43:17.429 We want to know if you believe in chemtrails 00:43:17.429 --> 00:43:20.920 so that we can... publicly ridicule you. So please 00:43:20.920 --> 00:43:23.539 leave your name and address. I'm not going to 00:43:23.539 --> 00:43:26.199 dox you, but we will come to your house and make 00:43:26.199 --> 00:43:29.019 fun of you. We're going to be drinking Bloody 00:43:29.019 --> 00:43:30.559 Marys on your front lawn. Yeah, we're going to 00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:32.920 be doing the opposite of what the Westboro Baptist 00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:34.679 did instead of like protesting your house with 00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:36.480 mean signs. They're going to be mean, but it's 00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:43.000 just going to be mean specifically at you. It'll 00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:45.579 be fun. All right, bud. Well, before we sign 00:43:45.579 --> 00:43:47.840 off, is there anything you want to plug before 00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:54.469 we... Go Pats. This will be tomorrow. Either 00:43:54.469 --> 00:43:57.409 go Pats or son of a bitch. See you next year. 00:44:00.570 --> 00:44:02.769 If you want to follow Sarge, you can find all 00:44:02.769 --> 00:44:05.530 of his socials on our Instagram at Crypto Cocktail. 00:44:05.690 --> 00:44:07.289 You can find us at TikTok Crypto Cocktail Party. 00:44:09.110 --> 00:44:14.349 Plug our friends. Who? The Bloody Mary people. 00:44:14.469 --> 00:44:18.530 I already did. Let's do it again. The second 00:44:18.530 --> 00:44:21.969 one. Be sure to go follow Vine Cult. Definitely 00:44:21.969 --> 00:44:25.050 try out their Bloody Mary mixes. The Michelada 00:44:25.050 --> 00:44:27.429 was really good. I finished it before we even 00:44:27.429 --> 00:44:29.690 finished this episode, which isn't a long episode, 00:44:29.849 --> 00:44:35.090 so there you go. Our t -shirts are done pre -orders. 00:44:35.170 --> 00:44:36.730 We finished that. I'm going to get everything 00:44:36.730 --> 00:44:38.769 tallied up and then send them off to the printers. 00:44:38.849 --> 00:44:40.769 I think if my math is correct, again, which I 00:44:40.769 --> 00:44:46.489 don't think it is, but it's close. after the 00:44:46.489 --> 00:44:47.929 cost of shirts and shipping and all that stuff, 00:44:48.010 --> 00:44:49.610 I think we raised somewhere between like two 00:44:49.610 --> 00:44:53.289 and $3 ,000 for that's awesome. The defending 00:44:53.289 --> 00:44:55.510 our neighbors fund. So thank you everyone. And 00:44:55.510 --> 00:44:57.750 thank you to everyone involved for making that 00:44:57.750 --> 00:45:00.110 possible. It's, it's pretty awesome. Yeah. And 00:45:00.110 --> 00:45:03.050 please be patient again. I'm just one person 00:45:03.050 --> 00:45:05.090 who will be shipping these out. So it was going 00:45:05.090 --> 00:45:07.869 to take me, but you'll get them. I promise that 00:45:07.869 --> 00:45:09.170 out of the way. Sorry. Do you want to say goodbye 00:45:09.170 --> 00:45:11.929 to love you to the audience? Hey everybody. Goodbye. 00:45:13.189 --> 00:45:14.469 Fuck ice, and I love you.