WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.200 you are now listening to cryptid cocktail party 00:00:40.780 --> 00:00:42.880 Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of 00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:44.500 Crypto Cocktail Party, a show where we have a 00:00:44.500 --> 00:00:46.560 few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:48.560 the unknown. I'm your host, Dave, joined as always 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:51.179 by my wonderful co -host, Sarge. How's it going, 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:56.479 Sarge? What's going on? Me? Oh, I mean, all, 00:00:56.579 --> 00:01:00.780 everyone. Hey, gang. Hi, how are you, buddy? 00:01:01.079 --> 00:01:04.439 I'm good. I'm good. My son and I are taking boxing 00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:09.269 lessons together on Sundays. And? It's embarrassing 00:01:09.269 --> 00:01:14.310 how bad I am compared to how good he is. He's 00:01:14.310 --> 00:01:18.049 10 years old and he is far more technically proficient 00:01:18.049 --> 00:01:22.170 at punching than I am. Well, he also has the 00:01:22.170 --> 00:01:27.150 advantage of youth. Right. And he's about 400 00:01:27.150 --> 00:01:30.569 cheeseburgers lighter than I am. So that helps. 00:01:31.230 --> 00:01:35.209 Yeah. We do burnout sessions at the end and I'm... 00:01:35.719 --> 00:01:39.379 perpetually just out of breath and sweaty. I 00:01:39.379 --> 00:01:41.400 feel like if you guys sparred up one -on -one, 00:01:41.420 --> 00:01:43.719 you could absolutely decimate that child. Oh, 00:01:43.719 --> 00:01:46.659 yeah. No, it would only take one punch. I would 00:01:46.659 --> 00:01:48.920 send him into the stratosphere. Who's really 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:53.420 more proficient? The coach did tell me I don't 00:01:53.420 --> 00:01:55.079 have to punch as hard as I've been punching. 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:58.359 You don't have to. No, he's like, you don't need 00:01:58.359 --> 00:02:01.659 to do all that. Yeah, but... Why not? Fun fact, 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:05.159 by the way. You know how big and puffy boxing 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:07.760 gloves are? Yeah, it does nothing to your knuckles. 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:11.120 It still hurts. It's also really hard to pee. 00:02:11.199 --> 00:02:14.319 You got to take them off. I tried it. It's like 00:02:14.319 --> 00:02:18.099 trying to pee with broken mittens on. Well, I 00:02:18.099 --> 00:02:20.539 mean, you're wearing shorts. Just pull them down 00:02:20.539 --> 00:02:23.520 or lift up one leg. That's what I do, but I still 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:26.620 got to take the gloves off. Because I want to 00:02:26.620 --> 00:02:29.439 untie the shorts. So I do have to lift to the 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:31.939 side. Yeah. It's classic. That's the best way 00:02:31.939 --> 00:02:36.039 to go about it. Okay. But you're doing good. 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:37.919 I'm glad you're doing good. Yeah. Lost 10 pounds. 00:02:38.139 --> 00:02:41.039 Oh, hell yeah, dude. Look at you. Yeah. I'm not 00:02:41.039 --> 00:02:43.340 going to be fat anymore. I'm working on it. But 00:02:43.340 --> 00:02:46.439 you know what? You know, it's okay to be fat 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:48.580 too. No, I'm just losing weight because my doctor 00:02:48.580 --> 00:02:51.960 says I'm going to die if I don't. Anyway. Well, 00:02:51.979 --> 00:02:55.099 you look good. Things are going well. Yeah. So 00:02:55.099 --> 00:02:59.180 I got a question for you. Why is it so cold out? 00:02:59.460 --> 00:03:03.199 I don't understand. Why is it so cold? I was 00:03:03.199 --> 00:03:05.800 led to believe that as time progressed, things 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:08.400 would get warmer because we have destroyed our 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:12.319 planet. Yet my balls have been inside my rib 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:15.479 cage for like a whole month. But if you had to 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:18.520 guess why it's so cold, why is it so cold? It's, 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:21.099 you know, you've got weather coming in from the 00:03:21.099 --> 00:03:24.270 Arctic, which is extremely cold. Yeah. And you've 00:03:24.270 --> 00:03:26.349 got warm air coming up from the south, which 00:03:26.349 --> 00:03:30.430 is just pummeling the shit out of us with snow. 00:03:31.110 --> 00:03:35.129 Okay. But it's, you know, it's what we call here 00:03:35.129 --> 00:03:37.090 in New England, the Montreal Express. It's the 00:03:37.090 --> 00:03:40.830 cold weather coming down from Canada. So you're 00:03:40.830 --> 00:03:43.490 telling me that it's not a shadowy cabal using 00:03:43.490 --> 00:03:45.770 weather weapons to keep people indoors and complacent? 00:03:46.729 --> 00:03:52.520 Oh, shit. Are we talking about DARPA? I don't 00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:54.400 know. All I'm saying is that, according to the 00:03:54.400 --> 00:03:57.500 internet, from what I've gathered, the government 00:03:57.500 --> 00:03:59.819 can weaponize the weather for pretty much any 00:03:59.819 --> 00:04:03.319 reason, Sarge, okay? Okay, yeah. I've heard this. 00:04:03.580 --> 00:04:06.500 Yeah, and I'm not talking about shit from some 00:04:06.500 --> 00:04:09.800 random on Reddit, okay? I heard this from people 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:13.199 straight from inside our government, okay? Okay. 00:04:13.780 --> 00:04:17.459 Hurricanes, snow, wildfires, all of it. And if 00:04:17.459 --> 00:04:19.860 you don't think that's true, Sarge... We'll buckle 00:04:19.860 --> 00:04:22.199 up because we're not talking about DARPA. We're 00:04:22.199 --> 00:04:24.639 going to be talking just all weather weapons. 00:04:24.779 --> 00:04:29.259 Oh, nice. Okay, good. Okay, good. This is great 00:04:29.259 --> 00:04:34.300 because I was actually just reading a post from 00:04:34.300 --> 00:04:38.319 Facebook where this absolute fucking rocket scientist 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:42.680 said that it's not real snow that's been falling. 00:04:42.779 --> 00:04:45.000 And you'll know it's not real snow because you 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:47.720 make a snowball, right? And then... You try to 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:51.000 light it on fire. Oh, there's a bit lighter and 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:53.360 the snow doesn't melt. It turns black. Yeah. 00:04:53.500 --> 00:04:55.459 Cause it's not because of the soot from burning 00:04:55.459 --> 00:04:58.120 or because of the shit inside the snow, like 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:01.439 the chemicals from, you know, pollution is obviously 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:03.959 not. Why would it be that? It's clearly not that. 00:05:04.100 --> 00:05:06.720 No, it's clearly not the carbon coming off of 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:08.980 the lighter that you're holding next to the snow. 00:05:09.339 --> 00:05:12.879 No, it's gotta be that the snow is plastic. Yeah. 00:05:12.980 --> 00:05:17.330 And just happens to be also fucking cold. Yeah. 00:05:17.330 --> 00:05:21.850 But will also melt if you put fire near it. No. 00:05:23.290 --> 00:05:26.610 Yes? No. What? It will, actually. You just, you 00:05:26.610 --> 00:05:28.569 gotta wait a second. That's what happens. They, 00:05:28.670 --> 00:05:30.850 like, put the fire next to it and it turns black 00:05:30.850 --> 00:05:32.709 and you're like, whoa, look! And I'm like, yeah, 00:05:32.709 --> 00:05:34.709 hold the lighter there for longer, you fucking 00:05:34.709 --> 00:05:37.230 ape. Sarge, you're talking nonsense, alright? 00:05:37.490 --> 00:05:39.550 Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. I'm the 00:05:39.550 --> 00:05:41.870 idiot. I've only lived in this shit my entire 00:05:41.870 --> 00:05:44.569 life. What the hell do I know about snow? Tell 00:05:44.569 --> 00:05:47.620 me, guy from Texas. shed some brilliance upon 00:05:47.620 --> 00:05:50.180 me so i'm gonna take it you're familiar with 00:05:50.180 --> 00:05:52.579 weather weapons as a yeah i actually fucking 00:05:52.579 --> 00:05:55.259 love this concept so much and i this is like 00:05:55.259 --> 00:05:57.480 one of those things where like you know we get 00:05:57.480 --> 00:05:58.980 a conspiracy theory and i'm like oh you're a 00:05:58.980 --> 00:06:01.500 fucking idiot or we get a conspiracy theory and 00:06:01.500 --> 00:06:03.199 i'm like god damn i wish that were true and this 00:06:03.199 --> 00:06:06.000 is the one i wish were true you wish the weather 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:09.579 oh god yeah i want this to be real so fucking 00:06:09.579 --> 00:06:15.000 bad Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Like I said, before 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:16.699 we started recording, I kind of went on a whole 00:06:16.699 --> 00:06:19.740 rabbit hole with this one. The reason why I started 00:06:19.740 --> 00:06:23.860 is because my wife saw a post. I forget where 00:06:23.860 --> 00:06:25.540 it was. She was just telling me about it, about 00:06:25.540 --> 00:06:31.660 how people were saying that the reason why it's 00:06:31.660 --> 00:06:35.060 so cold is because the government is using the 00:06:35.060 --> 00:06:39.100 cold to keep people from protesting the ice. 00:06:40.860 --> 00:06:43.639 It's not working. Well, no, I know it's not working. 00:06:44.220 --> 00:06:48.319 It has managed to contribute to ice on ice crime, 00:06:48.459 --> 00:06:51.899 though. I have seen more ice agents eat complete 00:06:51.899 --> 00:06:55.600 shit on black ice. Those are my favorite. The 00:06:55.600 --> 00:06:58.060 best ones are the edits of people making out 00:06:58.060 --> 00:07:00.339 them. They're so fucking good. I saw one where 00:07:00.339 --> 00:07:02.980 an ice agent fell on like a big patch of ice 00:07:02.980 --> 00:07:04.959 and then coins came out like from something. 00:07:06.680 --> 00:07:10.629 That's easily in my top five. So real quick before 00:07:10.629 --> 00:07:12.829 we start this episode, there's a lot in this 00:07:12.829 --> 00:07:15.389 one. And so we're going to break this up. This 00:07:15.389 --> 00:07:17.550 is actually going to be a two -parter. So what 00:07:17.550 --> 00:07:21.209 I did is I did my best. All right, so here's 00:07:21.209 --> 00:07:22.350 the thing with Weather Weapon. So we're going 00:07:22.350 --> 00:07:25.769 to get into it. Is that it's like a multitude 00:07:25.769 --> 00:07:28.680 of things. That one leads to the other thing, 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:30.500 which leads to the other thing, which is another 00:07:30.500 --> 00:07:33.060 thing. But also these things separately on their 00:07:33.060 --> 00:07:35.180 own are their own conspiracies that have different 00:07:35.180 --> 00:07:37.439 things going. So I tried to bridge them together 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:41.319 to connect one certain theory of weather weapons. 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:43.600 Got it. So we're going to do that this episode. 00:07:43.800 --> 00:07:48.269 Next episode, we'll talk about... debunk them 00:07:48.269 --> 00:07:50.189 obviously because that's kind of what we do here 00:07:50.189 --> 00:07:51.810 yeah and then we'll also go into the reasons 00:07:51.810 --> 00:07:53.949 why people believe it but i've i figured one 00:07:53.949 --> 00:07:57.269 we'll just have fun with it i'm so excited about 00:07:57.269 --> 00:07:59.850 this because we are going to cover chemtrails 00:07:59.850 --> 00:08:03.430 right well we'll see okay uh all right so before 00:08:03.430 --> 00:08:05.269 we dive into the conspiracy surrounding weather 00:08:05.269 --> 00:08:07.350 control and weather weapons and all the fun stuff 00:08:07.350 --> 00:08:10.329 uh as we always like to point out behind every 00:08:10.329 --> 00:08:13.389 conspiracy theory is a kernel of truth and as 00:08:13.389 --> 00:08:18.120 it so happens yes weather modification is a real 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:21.360 thing not in the sense that you can like push 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:23.519 a button and a fucking hurricane appears over 00:08:23.519 --> 00:08:26.540 Louisiana like not that kind of way but in the 00:08:26.540 --> 00:08:29.120 like us as humans have been fucking with clouds 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:32.039 for what seems like forever kind of way yeah 00:08:32.940 --> 00:08:36.539 The most common version of this is cloud seeding. 00:08:36.539 --> 00:08:39.259 That's when a plane dumps stuff like silver iodide 00:08:39.259 --> 00:08:41.980 into clouds to try and make them drop rain or 00:08:41.980 --> 00:08:44.440 snow. And this has been used for farming, water 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:48.460 supply, even like ski resorts use it to get more 00:08:48.460 --> 00:08:53.059 and better snow, I guess. So that right there 00:08:53.059 --> 00:08:55.220 kind of cracks the door open for the conspiracy 00:08:55.220 --> 00:08:58.190 theorists, because now we know that. Like the 00:08:58.190 --> 00:09:00.429 answer to the question of can humans affect the 00:09:00.429 --> 00:09:02.970 weather is yes, which raises the question of, 00:09:03.009 --> 00:09:08.190 okay, but how much? Exactly. So, well, we did 00:09:08.190 --> 00:09:10.529 try to answer that question during the Cold War 00:09:10.529 --> 00:09:12.429 where we tried to basically weaponize anything 00:09:12.429 --> 00:09:16.029 we could. So both us and the Soviets messed around 00:09:16.029 --> 00:09:19.610 with weather for like military advantages, triggering 00:09:19.610 --> 00:09:22.990 rain, fog, storms, anything. None of it works, 00:09:23.049 --> 00:09:26.549 at least like not reliably. That didn't stop 00:09:26.549 --> 00:09:28.529 him from trying. Do you remember, do you ever 00:09:28.529 --> 00:09:31.909 see the movie Step Brothers? Yeah. You know when 00:09:31.909 --> 00:09:35.110 they're trying to sell prestige worldwide and 00:09:35.110 --> 00:09:37.169 they're talking about science experiments and 00:09:37.169 --> 00:09:41.129 he's like, we put white out on a bee. It died. 00:09:41.370 --> 00:09:44.509 Yeah. I feel like 90 % of the science experiments 00:09:44.509 --> 00:09:48.750 run by the KGB and the CIA in the 1970s and 80s 00:09:48.750 --> 00:09:52.110 were essentially Dale and Brennan. Yeah. It was 00:09:52.110 --> 00:09:55.019 just like, how can we weaponize? anything yeah 00:09:55.019 --> 00:09:59.360 can we read minds let's try it out yeah and again 00:09:59.360 --> 00:10:02.620 none of it works none of it not not a thing stop 00:10:02.620 --> 00:10:04.919 them and not gonna lie you gotta kind of like 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:07.220 appreciate that gumption that like right the 00:10:07.220 --> 00:10:09.779 can -do attitude that we have as a country i'm 00:10:09.779 --> 00:10:13.200 not mad at it they really tried everything yeah 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:16.919 uh so after that failed you know now we're kind 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:25.100 of at vietnam and uh Just yada, yada, yada'd 00:10:25.100 --> 00:10:32.139 us to Vietnam. So during the war, the U .S. ran 00:10:32.139 --> 00:10:34.940 an operation known as Operation Popeye, where 00:10:34.940 --> 00:10:39.740 they tried to extend the monsoon season by seeding 00:10:39.740 --> 00:10:41.539 clouds over enemy supply routes. Because they 00:10:41.539 --> 00:10:44.399 wanted to increase the spinach yield. Yeah, the 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:47.659 idea here was essentially that more rain equaled 00:10:47.659 --> 00:10:51.740 more mud, equaled harder to move troops and equipment. 00:10:52.909 --> 00:10:55.210 yes historically the u .s government has tried 00:10:55.210 --> 00:10:59.029 to use weather as a weapon and it is pretty well 00:10:59.029 --> 00:11:02.710 documented like it's not like a secret yeah but 00:11:02.710 --> 00:11:05.990 uh it was i mean it was kind of yeah i guess 00:11:05.990 --> 00:11:08.090 but once that news came out it kind of freaked 00:11:08.090 --> 00:11:11.029 out a lot of the other countries around us so 00:11:11.029 --> 00:11:14.230 badly that in 1977 they all signed a treaty basically 00:11:14.230 --> 00:11:18.269 saying let's uh let's not do that yeah let's 00:11:18.269 --> 00:11:21.419 not let's not change weather On purpose, let's 00:11:21.419 --> 00:11:24.779 do it by accident with poison. That treaty is 00:11:24.779 --> 00:11:26.860 called the Environmental Modification Convention, 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:29.580 and it bans using weather and natural systems 00:11:29.580 --> 00:11:33.700 as weapons, which is great. You probably shouldn't 00:11:33.700 --> 00:11:35.440 be fucking around with the weather anyway. Yeah, 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:39.480 I bet we didn't. Yeah, the only problem is that 00:11:39.480 --> 00:11:41.960 normally you don't ban something unless someone 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:45.519 has already attempted to do it. So from a conspiracy 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:47.759 mindset, that's all the proof you need that weather 00:11:47.759 --> 00:11:50.080 weapons exist. You've got real cloud seeding. 00:11:50.379 --> 00:11:53.620 real military experiments, real war usage, and 00:11:53.620 --> 00:11:56.440 a real international ban. So that's the kernel 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:59.740 of truth that is underlying this whole conspiracy. 00:11:59.960 --> 00:12:02.279 And once you've got that kernel, anything can 00:12:02.279 --> 00:12:05.059 grow out of it. So are you ready to dive into 00:12:05.059 --> 00:12:06.879 a couple of these weather control, weather weapon 00:12:06.879 --> 00:12:13.080 conspiracies that I tried to put in order? All 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:15.419 right, so first up, we got Sarge's favorite, 00:12:15.580 --> 00:12:19.570 classic conspiracy, chemtrails. Chemtrails. We 00:12:19.570 --> 00:12:21.789 all know and love them. It's probably the most 00:12:21.789 --> 00:12:24.570 popular weather conspiracy because they're visible. 00:12:25.049 --> 00:12:27.769 You don't need a document or something. You just 00:12:27.769 --> 00:12:31.250 look up. There they are. And as long as you don't 00:12:31.250 --> 00:12:34.789 understand how planes work at all, it's really, 00:12:34.870 --> 00:12:38.210 really easy to get into. Yeah, so for those of 00:12:38.210 --> 00:12:39.830 you lucky enough to have never heard someone 00:12:39.830 --> 00:12:42.809 ramble on at length about chemtrails, basically 00:12:42.809 --> 00:12:45.590 the claim here is that those long white trails 00:12:45.590 --> 00:12:48.769 you see behind airplanes, it isn't condensation. 00:12:49.009 --> 00:12:53.730 No. That's not what that is. They're chemicals 00:12:53.730 --> 00:12:56.309 being sprayed over us on purpose by either the 00:12:56.309 --> 00:12:59.029 government, the military, or the shadowy cabal 00:12:59.029 --> 00:13:01.549 of global elites operating through commercial 00:13:01.549 --> 00:13:04.870 airlines. Now you're probably wondering, What 00:13:04.870 --> 00:13:06.929 are they spraying exactly and what is it doing 00:13:06.929 --> 00:13:10.710 to us? Well, that all depends on who you ask. 00:13:12.230 --> 00:13:14.870 They could be spraying mind control agents, population 00:13:14.870 --> 00:13:18.049 control chemicals, biological agents, some sort 00:13:18.049 --> 00:13:20.450 of climate altering compounds, which is what 00:13:20.450 --> 00:13:22.970 we're going to be focusing on, or just vague 00:13:22.970 --> 00:13:27.269 toxins. Just, yeah, just whatever. And what do 00:13:27.269 --> 00:13:30.120 they use for? Well. Again, depends. It could 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:32.620 be to weaken our immune systems, lower fertility, 00:13:32.960 --> 00:13:36.159 slowly poison specific regions, make people more 00:13:36.159 --> 00:13:38.440 docile and complacent, or as my friend likes 00:13:38.440 --> 00:13:41.419 to call it, the people pacifier. Right. I think 00:13:41.419 --> 00:13:44.100 it's very funny. Or again, as it relates to this 00:13:44.100 --> 00:13:46.899 episode, is to prepare the atmosphere for weather 00:13:46.899 --> 00:13:49.899 manipulation. Gotcha. And as far as who's behind 00:13:49.899 --> 00:13:52.039 it, like I said, well, it's either government. 00:13:52.699 --> 00:13:55.419 nato the quote -unquote deep state or possibly 00:13:55.419 --> 00:13:58.000 pharmaceutical companies or the aforementioned 00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:02.120 globalist cabal i think the logic here is behind 00:14:02.120 --> 00:14:04.399 chemtrails is that if you can control the skies 00:14:04.399 --> 00:14:06.879 you can control how it's like somehow control 00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:09.659 like what happens below it or something maybe 00:14:09.659 --> 00:14:12.940 yeah i don't know but once you believe that the 00:14:12.940 --> 00:14:16.110 sky itself is under control everything else just 00:14:16.110 --> 00:14:17.750 kind of makes sense, right? Like if they can 00:14:17.750 --> 00:14:20.269 spray chemicals, they can build clouds. If they 00:14:20.269 --> 00:14:22.690 can build clouds, they can seed storms. If they 00:14:22.690 --> 00:14:25.649 can seed storms, they can steer weather. So in 00:14:25.649 --> 00:14:28.230 the bigger weather control story, chemtrails 00:14:28.230 --> 00:14:31.230 themselves aren't like weather weapons. They're 00:14:31.230 --> 00:14:34.549 just kind of like the delivery system for said 00:14:34.549 --> 00:14:38.850 weather weapon, if that makes sense. So if chemtrails 00:14:38.850 --> 00:14:42.490 seed the atmosphere, how do we control it? Well, 00:14:42.549 --> 00:14:47.220 the answer is simple. harp of course before you 00:14:47.220 --> 00:14:50.440 continue i just for anybody who's really interested 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:55.519 in how fucking stupid this concept is there's 00:14:55.519 --> 00:14:59.620 a guy named cc chris from westchester county 00:14:59.620 --> 00:15:03.940 he has a youtube channel okay he's often like 00:15:03.940 --> 00:15:06.539 just absolutely decimated by people who actually 00:15:06.539 --> 00:15:10.340 understand science he's one of those morons who 00:15:10.340 --> 00:15:13.659 believes that the earth is flat But one of his 00:15:13.659 --> 00:15:16.320 biggest complaints in almost every video that 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:18.500 he does is that it's always cloudy on the weekends. 00:15:19.379 --> 00:15:22.700 And he is blaming the government because they're 00:15:22.700 --> 00:15:27.179 using chemtrails to create cloudy weekends. I 00:15:27.179 --> 00:15:31.679 don't know why. Specifically for him? He's not 00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:34.879 a bright guy. When you listen to him talk, he 00:15:34.879 --> 00:15:38.360 sounds like he's one of those people who like... 00:15:38.720 --> 00:15:41.500 was probably a D student his entire life and 00:15:41.500 --> 00:15:44.960 just continued that, that trend of just not pursuing 00:15:44.960 --> 00:15:49.440 any knowledge. Just barely skated by. Right. 00:15:49.580 --> 00:15:52.659 And he, he like, I think he picks flat earth 00:15:52.659 --> 00:15:56.159 because he can't wrap his brain around the fact 00:15:56.159 --> 00:15:58.940 that the planet is round. Yeah. That makes sense. 00:15:59.080 --> 00:16:04.019 Like why my feet flat if world round. So yeah. 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:06.600 When you say Westchester, like near me, like 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:09.950 New York. Oh, New York. C .C. Chris from Westchester 00:16:09.950 --> 00:16:14.529 County. That's how he starts every video. And 00:16:14.529 --> 00:16:17.370 his hair is blown. It's white and it's blown 00:16:17.370 --> 00:16:23.090 straight back. But it's puffy. And Doc Brown 00:16:23.090 --> 00:16:26.929 situation. Not as cool as Doc Brown. It's like 00:16:26.929 --> 00:16:32.570 if Doc Brown were a Goomba. Like he looks like 00:16:32.570 --> 00:16:35.710 he's on his way to go see his Goomba. You know 00:16:35.710 --> 00:16:37.289 what I mean? Well, I'm going to do my best to 00:16:37.289 --> 00:16:42.529 not. You have to at least see one of his videos. 00:16:42.629 --> 00:16:45.929 There's one where he's doing like his flat earth 00:16:45.929 --> 00:16:49.370 talk and his wife walks into the kitchen and 00:16:49.370 --> 00:16:53.710 she calls him an idiot and walks away and he 00:16:53.710 --> 00:16:57.409 kept the video. It's like that dude who... The 00:16:57.409 --> 00:16:59.289 dude who reviewed whiskey and his wife's leaving 00:16:59.289 --> 00:17:02.850 him in the background. Yeah. Videos. Yeah. It's 00:17:02.850 --> 00:17:06.690 just like that. It's so funny. Uh, anyway, uh, 00:17:06.750 --> 00:17:08.809 anyway, I know that I derailed it, but if you, 00:17:08.829 --> 00:17:11.130 if you want to hear somebody really rant about 00:17:11.130 --> 00:17:14.250 this nonsense, look up Chris from Westchester 00:17:14.250 --> 00:17:18.150 County. It's fucking hilarious. So, so yeah. 00:17:18.170 --> 00:17:22.230 So if, if chemtrails seed the atmosphere, then 00:17:22.230 --> 00:17:24.529 harp is what controls it. So you, are you familiar? 00:17:24.549 --> 00:17:26.890 You're familiar with. With HARP, right? Yes. 00:17:27.349 --> 00:17:30.250 Okay. And again, for anyone who doesn't know 00:17:30.250 --> 00:17:32.869 what HARP is, HARP stands for the High Frequency 00:17:32.869 --> 00:17:35.990 Active Auroral Research Program, which right 00:17:35.990 --> 00:17:38.750 out the gate just sounds like a lie. I mean, 00:17:38.809 --> 00:17:41.529 frankly, if you were the government and you wanted 00:17:41.529 --> 00:17:43.730 people to believe there was some kind of crazy 00:17:43.730 --> 00:17:46.089 conspiracy, this is the way to do it. That's 00:17:46.089 --> 00:17:49.539 the kind of name you give something. When you 00:17:49.539 --> 00:17:51.539 don't want people to ask any follow -up questions. 00:17:51.599 --> 00:17:53.140 They might as well have just called it Project 00:17:53.140 --> 00:17:55.420 Monarch. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, just 00:17:55.420 --> 00:17:58.819 give it a weird, creepy name. No, no question. 00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:00.920 And don't be specific at all. Everyone's going 00:18:00.920 --> 00:18:02.500 to question it, but at the same time, no one 00:18:02.500 --> 00:18:05.099 will question it. It's like a weird Schrodinger's 00:18:05.099 --> 00:18:06.079 cat. You're just immediately like, yeah, no, 00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:08.440 that sounds about right. Yeah. Now, officially, 00:18:08.660 --> 00:18:11.539 HAARP is a research facility up in Alaska made 00:18:11.539 --> 00:18:13.819 of a big field of antennas that are used to study 00:18:13.819 --> 00:18:15.759 the ionosphere, which is the upper part of the 00:18:15.759 --> 00:18:17.799 atmosphere where like the auroras happen and 00:18:17.799 --> 00:18:20.700 like radio waves like travel. But according to 00:18:20.700 --> 00:18:23.079 the conspiracy world, that's a crock of shit. 00:18:23.579 --> 00:18:27.339 It's all lies to true believers. HARP isn't a 00:18:27.339 --> 00:18:29.480 research facility. It's a weather machine, or 00:18:29.480 --> 00:18:31.660 depending on the day, it's an earthquake generator, 00:18:31.940 --> 00:18:33.619 a mind control device, or a way to communicate 00:18:33.619 --> 00:18:36.339 with aliens. Really, really versatile pieces 00:18:36.339 --> 00:18:39.480 of equipment. It really is. As for who's running 00:18:39.480 --> 00:18:42.039 it, well, again, it depends. Could be the U .S. 00:18:42.059 --> 00:18:44.319 military, could be DARPA, different intelligent 00:18:44.319 --> 00:18:47.309 agencies are the same. Pesky global elites doing 00:18:47.309 --> 00:18:50.589 all the chemtrailing. The globalists. And the 00:18:50.589 --> 00:18:53.769 idea here is that HAARP has the ability to send 00:18:53.769 --> 00:18:55.890 massive amounts of energy into the atmosphere 00:18:55.890 --> 00:18:58.630 and can heat sections of the sky, move pressure 00:18:58.630 --> 00:19:01.230 systems around to stabilize the weather, and 00:19:01.230 --> 00:19:03.690 trigger devastating natural disasters. Think 00:19:03.690 --> 00:19:06.970 of it as a reverse of a Jewish space laser. Yes. 00:19:07.750 --> 00:19:11.119 As for the purpose, again... It all depends on 00:19:11.119 --> 00:19:14.000 who's ranting at you about it at the time. Some 00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:16.160 say it's strictly for weather warfare, creating 00:19:16.160 --> 00:19:18.279 disasters without having to fire any missiles. 00:19:18.819 --> 00:19:21.279 Others say it's for population control, suppressing 00:19:21.279 --> 00:19:24.200 protests, weakening certain regions economically, 00:19:24.579 --> 00:19:27.779 foreign and domestic, or even manipulating human 00:19:27.779 --> 00:19:30.619 brainwaves, which I didn't look into how or why. 00:19:30.799 --> 00:19:32.720 I just thought that was funny and I left it as 00:19:32.720 --> 00:19:34.920 is because I want everyone else's imaginations 00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:37.460 to run wild with that one. I love it. Honestly, 00:19:37.799 --> 00:19:40.650 that would be my favorite use for it. Because 00:19:40.650 --> 00:19:43.869 it would explain a great deal. Yeah. Maybe, maybe, 00:19:43.869 --> 00:19:46.950 maybe harp is what's pushing so much misinformation 00:19:46.950 --> 00:19:51.809 about like flat earth. Yeah. They're creating 00:19:51.809 --> 00:19:54.369 the conspiracy theories to push the conspiracies 00:19:54.369 --> 00:19:58.150 to, to steer us away from the real conspiracies. 00:19:58.349 --> 00:20:00.769 Yeah. That's my, it's just like a long game of 00:20:00.769 --> 00:20:02.809 whack -a -mole. I mean, this was actually a good, 00:20:02.809 --> 00:20:08.329 a good like, um, theory to explain alien phenomena. 00:20:09.069 --> 00:20:12.269 Because there are people who believe that the 00:20:12.269 --> 00:20:16.569 government is purposely not stopping UFO misinformation 00:20:16.569 --> 00:20:21.109 and wanting people to believe in aliens so that 00:20:21.109 --> 00:20:23.990 they can continue to just fly experimental jets 00:20:23.990 --> 00:20:27.069 and drones and shit. And everybody's like, it's 00:20:27.069 --> 00:20:29.009 aliens. And the government's like, yeah, it's 00:20:29.009 --> 00:20:32.220 definitely maybe. for sure and the thing was 00:20:32.220 --> 00:20:34.200 with harp too is that there's a big connection 00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:36.720 between it and like different patents and military 00:20:36.720 --> 00:20:39.779 documents which are mostly unrelated yeah which 00:20:39.779 --> 00:20:41.559 conspiracy theorists fucking love they like to 00:20:41.559 --> 00:20:43.359 point to old patents or documents from forever 00:20:43.359 --> 00:20:46.440 ago about whether modification or electromagnetic 00:20:46.440 --> 00:20:48.940 systems and be like see they wrote this shit 00:20:48.940 --> 00:20:53.700 all down right there right and you know the best 00:20:53.700 --> 00:20:56.279 way to hide a conspiracy is to write it all down 00:20:56.279 --> 00:20:59.519 yeah Are you writing down a criminal conspiracy? 00:21:03.579 --> 00:21:05.720 And then there's also just like you said, the 00:21:05.720 --> 00:21:09.019 vibe of the installation, like harp looks exactly 00:21:09.019 --> 00:21:11.119 like what a secret weather weapon would look 00:21:11.119 --> 00:21:13.980 like. It looks like the secret layer of like 00:21:13.980 --> 00:21:16.680 Superman's worst enemy. Yeah. It's a government 00:21:16.680 --> 00:21:19.039 funded grid of antennas aimed at the sky in the 00:21:19.039 --> 00:21:21.460 middle of nowhere. So, I mean, I get it. It's 00:21:21.460 --> 00:21:24.880 problematic. It's definitely problematic. But 00:21:24.880 --> 00:21:27.960 yeah, so if you're following along. this is where 00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:31.640 we are so far chemtrails is the delivery harp 00:21:31.640 --> 00:21:34.180 is like the steering wheel you spray the sky 00:21:34.180 --> 00:21:35.920 with a little bit of chemicals then you zap it 00:21:35.920 --> 00:21:38.599 with energy and now you got storms whenever and 00:21:38.599 --> 00:21:41.640 wherever so far is that making sense yeah how 00:21:41.640 --> 00:21:43.240 these two are connected like i said i tried to 00:21:43.240 --> 00:21:45.960 connect as much as something this fucking stupid 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:48.660 could make sense yes it totally makes sense to 00:21:48.660 --> 00:21:51.900 me yeah so what do the globalists plan to do 00:21:51.900 --> 00:21:54.390 with these storms Once they have created them 00:21:54.390 --> 00:21:57.470 after seeding with chemtrails and harp, they 00:21:57.470 --> 00:22:00.089 got it all. What are they going to do? Punish 00:22:00.089 --> 00:22:02.650 the people most likely to keep voting for their 00:22:02.650 --> 00:22:06.569 interests by making floods in the South and snowing 00:22:06.569 --> 00:22:09.069 on Texas. Sarge, you nailed it. They're going 00:22:09.069 --> 00:22:10.930 to use it for political purposes, of course. 00:22:11.450 --> 00:22:16.170 Duh. Now, the perfect example of this being Hurricanes 00:22:16.170 --> 00:22:19.829 Helen and Milton. This just happened. And for 00:22:19.829 --> 00:22:21.410 those listening who may not be aware of what 00:22:21.410 --> 00:22:24.170 I'm talking about. After Helen ripped through 00:22:24.170 --> 00:22:27.130 the southeast in late September of 2024, killing 00:22:27.130 --> 00:22:29.250 hundreds and flooding huge parts of the region, 00:22:29.630 --> 00:22:32.269 social media immediately lit up with posts saying 00:22:32.269 --> 00:22:34.349 that this wasn't your average hurricane. Right. 00:22:34.430 --> 00:22:37.269 It was a targeted attack. All right. People claim 00:22:37.269 --> 00:22:39.549 that the storm was aimed at a specific at specific 00:22:39.549 --> 00:22:41.750 states right before the presidential election, 00:22:41.990 --> 00:22:45.490 targeting areas with certain voting patterns. 00:22:45.609 --> 00:22:50.329 Red states. Yeah, it didn't help that that that 00:22:50.329 --> 00:22:54.849 the. hurricane on a weather map it looked like 00:22:54.849 --> 00:22:57.890 a like a trans flag Oh, yeah. Shouldn't have 00:22:57.890 --> 00:23:01.549 done that. Yeah. And to no one's surprise, I'm 00:23:01.549 --> 00:23:03.690 sure, one of the loudest voices pushing that 00:23:03.690 --> 00:23:06.630 idea was none other than Marjorie Taylor Greene, 00:23:06.690 --> 00:23:10.230 who posted on X, quote, Yes, they can control 00:23:10.230 --> 00:23:12.490 the weather. It's ridiculous for anyone to lie 00:23:12.490 --> 00:23:14.789 and say it can't be done, end quote. And she 00:23:14.789 --> 00:23:17.910 posted that alongside a map of Helen's path overlaid 00:23:17.910 --> 00:23:22.049 with electoral data, implying that the storm 00:23:22.049 --> 00:23:25.609 had been steered into Republican areas. On purpose. 00:23:25.710 --> 00:23:28.829 Then not long after Helen, Hurricane Milton hit 00:23:28.829 --> 00:23:31.329 in early October and the conspiracy from there 00:23:31.329 --> 00:23:33.569 just started to evolve. Instead of Milton being 00:23:33.569 --> 00:23:36.450 another AIM storm, people started claiming that 00:23:36.450 --> 00:23:39.089 it had a specific job to do, which was to hit 00:23:39.089 --> 00:23:42.250 the same region again to slow down recovery efforts. 00:23:43.029 --> 00:23:46.250 So the theory was that Helen destroyed the infrastructure 00:23:46.250 --> 00:23:49.190 and Milton was just there to like finish the 00:23:49.190 --> 00:23:52.420 job. Right. Pretty much. Batten cleanup. Yeah, 00:23:52.460 --> 00:23:54.839 it was to keep people displaced, preventing rebuilding, 00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:57.380 and making sure that those areas stayed unstable 00:23:57.380 --> 00:24:01.180 going into the election season. Some people framed 00:24:01.180 --> 00:24:06.180 it as voter suppression by disaster. Others framed 00:24:06.180 --> 00:24:10.200 it as economic sabotage. Either way, the desired 00:24:10.200 --> 00:24:13.059 outcome was the same. President Trump was elected 00:24:13.059 --> 00:24:17.500 to office, so. Good job, everybody. You did it. 00:24:17.640 --> 00:24:20.579 No, we did it. From the outside listening in. 00:24:21.400 --> 00:24:24.140 This sounds wild. Yeah. But with both in conspiracy 00:24:24.140 --> 00:24:27.720 circles, this makes perfect sense. Sudden intensification 00:24:27.720 --> 00:24:31.440 of a storm. That's not heat and wind. It's someone 00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:33.579 at heart flipping a switch. Of course. Or changes 00:24:33.579 --> 00:24:35.900 direction. That's just someone steering the ship, 00:24:35.940 --> 00:24:38.519 baby. And if a storm just so happens to hit a 00:24:38.519 --> 00:24:40.900 certain region right before the election, that's 00:24:40.900 --> 00:24:43.640 not bad luck. That's just good strategy. All 00:24:43.640 --> 00:24:47.420 right. Right. And it is in no way the fault of. 00:24:48.619 --> 00:24:51.660 All of the industries that are currently polluting 00:24:51.660 --> 00:24:54.940 our entire planet. It's got to be the government. 00:24:55.400 --> 00:25:02.640 Yeah, I don't. Yeah. Yeah. So we got so we got 00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:06.740 storms as weapons. What else? Well, what about 00:25:06.740 --> 00:25:10.420 fire? Oh, now, admittedly, this isn't so much 00:25:10.420 --> 00:25:12.819 weather as a weapon, but blaming the weather 00:25:12.819 --> 00:25:17.500 on a weapon. Does that make sense? So the claim 00:25:17.500 --> 00:25:19.539 here is that the massive wildfires that have 00:25:19.539 --> 00:25:21.599 been happening more and more frequent and becoming 00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:24.339 more and more destructive in recent years, they're 00:25:24.339 --> 00:25:26.859 not caused by drought, wind, or garbage infrastructure. 00:25:27.160 --> 00:25:29.299 No, that's silly. No, they're started on purpose 00:25:29.299 --> 00:25:33.039 with direct energy weapons, a .k .a. space lasers. 00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:36.960 Space lasers. Jewish space lasers. Yeah, we got 00:25:36.960 --> 00:25:38.319 there. You didn't think we were going to get 00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:42.299 there, but we got there. And the only way to 00:25:42.299 --> 00:25:46.630 stop them is to rake the forest. according to 00:25:46.630 --> 00:25:49.630 the absolute genius who is running this country. 00:25:49.789 --> 00:25:51.809 Oh, there's also other ways, but we'll get into 00:25:51.809 --> 00:25:53.609 that. So the first major round of this theory 00:25:53.609 --> 00:25:57.809 came after the 2018 campfire in Northern California. 00:25:58.609 --> 00:26:00.490 It was one of the deadliest and most destructive 00:26:00.490 --> 00:26:02.930 wildfires in the state's history. And almost 00:26:02.930 --> 00:26:04.869 immediately, because that's the world we live 00:26:04.869 --> 00:26:07.589 in now, conspiracy theories started popping up 00:26:07.589 --> 00:26:10.569 about what the real cause of the fires was. It 00:26:10.569 --> 00:26:14.700 wasn't natural. It was lasers. Obviously. Right. 00:26:14.779 --> 00:26:17.779 Right. And pretty soon that idea jumped from 00:26:17.779 --> 00:26:20.779 like backwater Internet forums to actual U .S. 00:26:20.779 --> 00:26:23.380 politics because we live in a nightmare. Thanks 00:26:23.380 --> 00:26:25.339 once again to our good friend Marjorie Taylor 00:26:25.339 --> 00:26:28.420 Greene. when she shared a now -deleted Facebook 00:26:28.420 --> 00:26:31.119 post where she said there were, quote, too many 00:26:31.119 --> 00:26:33.960 coincidences to ignore and claimed that people 00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:37.680 had reported seeing, quote, lasers of blue beams 00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:40.440 or light causing the fires. She then connected 00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:43.339 the fires to space -based technologies, writing 00:26:43.339 --> 00:26:46.200 that the systems could, quote, beam the sun's 00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:48.720 energy back to Earth and then asking, quote, 00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:51.380 What would that look like anyway? A laser beam 00:26:51.380 --> 00:26:53.420 or a light beam coming down to Earth, I guess? 00:26:53.539 --> 00:26:56.119 Could that cause a fire? Hmm, I don't know. I 00:26:56.119 --> 00:27:01.160 hope not, end quote. Just really smart. It's 00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:04.359 a really smart theory. Yeah, she then framed 00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:06.660 this all as curiosity, saying she was, quote, 00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:09.839 posting this in speculation, stemming from my 00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:12.500 curiosity, end quote. But the invocation was 00:27:12.500 --> 00:27:14.900 that the fires... were started on purpose. And 00:27:14.900 --> 00:27:16.799 she also heavily implied that the Jews were behind 00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:19.599 it all by mentioning the Rothschilds. Fucking 00:27:19.599 --> 00:27:22.960 George Soros. By mentioning the Rothschilds and 00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:25.660 that, quote, powerful financial backers tied 00:27:25.660 --> 00:27:27.920 to energy and infrastructure projects could be 00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:32.140 involved, end quote. Yeah. It could be. Could 00:27:32.140 --> 00:27:33.819 be, Marjorie. Is that what we're going with? 00:27:34.099 --> 00:27:38.180 Could be. You never know. Yeah. She just, she, 00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:40.299 I, there aren't many people in the world who 00:27:40.299 --> 00:27:44.279 actually just look super dumb. But Marjorie Taylor 00:27:44.279 --> 00:27:46.440 Greene, I swear to God, if her eyes get any closer 00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:51.819 together, she's going to be a cyclops. She looks 00:27:51.819 --> 00:27:54.920 like a fucking cartoon character. Yeah. She looks 00:27:54.920 --> 00:27:58.819 like Mickey Rourke, but... You just can't take 00:27:58.819 --> 00:28:01.619 her seriously either. Nothing she says makes 00:28:01.619 --> 00:28:06.000 any sense. No. But I think that's her whole thing. 00:28:06.220 --> 00:28:10.900 I know. It's what makes me so glad that she left 00:28:10.900 --> 00:28:14.460 Congress. She didn't leave because of her morals 00:28:14.460 --> 00:28:17.240 or beliefs. It was because Trump was like, you're 00:28:17.240 --> 00:28:22.200 too dumb to be a senator. Maybe. I don't know. 00:28:22.339 --> 00:28:23.819 I don't think it was her morals. I don't think 00:28:23.819 --> 00:28:27.480 she is capable of having those. No, I feel like 00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:29.819 somehow this is all strategic power play. Like 00:28:29.819 --> 00:28:31.920 she's something's going on here. I mean, it could 00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:34.240 be, but I don't think she's smart enough to figure 00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:37.599 that out. Maybe not. But maybe the shadowy globalist 00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:40.960 elites that are. George Soros. There you go. 00:28:41.460 --> 00:28:44.099 Now, fast forward just a few short years to when 00:28:44.099 --> 00:28:47.299 the Hawaii wildfires in 2023 devastated parts 00:28:47.299 --> 00:28:49.680 of Maui and other areas. And you start to see 00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:53.480 similar themes pop up. But this time with even 00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:56.680 weirder aspects of them like that, the lasers 00:28:56.680 --> 00:28:59.559 spared the rich areas or that houses with blue 00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:01.839 roofs were left untouched because the lasers 00:29:01.839 --> 00:29:04.980 either couldn't see blue was calibrated to ignore 00:29:04.980 --> 00:29:07.660 blue or the color blue somehow reflected the 00:29:07.660 --> 00:29:12.400 beam to ignore blue. I don't know. But people 00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:14.539 were sharing like side by side photos of houses 00:29:14.539 --> 00:29:17.660 like blue roofs that were still standing. But 00:29:17.660 --> 00:29:20.099 like the surrounding houses were all burned down 00:29:20.099 --> 00:29:22.539 or like blue cars were untouched, but others 00:29:22.539 --> 00:29:26.180 got destroyed. The logic is there. Yeah, I get 00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:30.119 it, you know. So you're probably wondering why 00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:32.920 use weather as a weapon at all. Well, if you're 00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:35.099 trying to control people, territory or resources, 00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:38.680 weather is kind of the best weapon imaginable. 00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:41.880 It's a weapon that looks natural, hits huge areas 00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:44.759 at once and rain doesn't need like to declare 00:29:44.759 --> 00:29:49.000 war before it starts falling. Right. Yeah. A 00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:51.220 hurricane doesn't look like an attack. Droughts 00:29:51.220 --> 00:29:53.299 don't look like sabotage. Oh, we didn't even 00:29:53.299 --> 00:29:59.059 get into the drought shit. That's well, we'll 00:29:59.059 --> 00:30:04.220 get there. Don't worry. We'll cover that in the 00:30:04.220 --> 00:30:06.180 next episode. Now they're torturing us with a 00:30:06.180 --> 00:30:09.579 lack of weather. We got I didn't even touch on 00:30:09.579 --> 00:30:12.740 it. But yeah, so. A hurricane doesn't look like 00:30:12.740 --> 00:30:14.779 an attack, droughts don't look like sabotage, 00:30:14.819 --> 00:30:17.039 and a wildfire doesn't look like a targeted strike. 00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:20.599 According to your insurance, they all look like 00:30:20.599 --> 00:30:22.440 an act of God, which is exactly why they are 00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:25.160 so useful. Whoever is behind a weather weapon 00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:28.000 attack doesn't have to take credit or admit that's 00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:29.980 even what it is. They can just be like, damn, 00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:32.220 dude, fucking weather's been crazy lately, huh? 00:30:32.339 --> 00:30:35.619 Yeah, and that keeps people scared. Yeah. And 00:30:35.619 --> 00:30:38.039 to quote Frank Herbert, fear is the mind killer. 00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:44.359 Or controller. Yeah. Either way, it's gotcha. 00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:46.640 Either way, you're scared. You're scared and 00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:49.460 you're fucked. And weather weapons are good for 00:30:49.460 --> 00:30:51.359 all sorts of different operations. Weather is 00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:53.700 perfect for forcing people to relocate, destroying 00:30:53.700 --> 00:30:56.279 food production, making land cheaper, and breaking 00:30:56.279 --> 00:30:59.140 economies. Floods push people off the coast, 00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:01.859 droughts shut down farms, fires erase towns, 00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:04.359 and storms absolutely fuck up infrastructure. 00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:07.599 If you bomb a city, that's an act of war. But 00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:09.950 if a storm wipes out a city... That's a tragedy. 00:31:10.109 --> 00:31:12.410 That's an oopsie. And no one can ever tie it 00:31:12.410 --> 00:31:15.450 back to whoever sent it. Right. Now, I guess 00:31:15.450 --> 00:31:18.710 the next question would be, why do people believe 00:31:18.710 --> 00:31:22.670 in this conspiracy? Who does, how does someone 00:31:22.670 --> 00:31:25.170 look at a hurricane or fire or whatever and go, 00:31:25.250 --> 00:31:29.329 yeah, someone did that. I'm going to guess a 00:31:29.329 --> 00:31:34.480 high, high diet, chock full of lead paint. Probably. 00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:36.920 Or maybe it's because natural chaos makes people 00:31:36.920 --> 00:31:39.359 uncomfortable and random disasters feel worse 00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:41.779 than intentional ones. Right. But we'll dive 00:31:41.779 --> 00:31:45.599 more into that in part two, where we debunk this 00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:47.759 nonsense, as well as dive into the reasons why 00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:50.000 people believe this shit, as well as cover a 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:52.660 couple more other instances of weather weapons. 00:31:52.900 --> 00:31:57.640 Oh, yeah. There's part one of weather weapons. 00:31:57.759 --> 00:31:59.660 How you feeling, Sarge? Anything you want to 00:31:59.660 --> 00:32:02.170 add? I'm sure there's a lot that I missed. You 00:32:02.170 --> 00:32:04.410 know, there's, I mean, this is just so much fun, 00:32:04.509 --> 00:32:08.730 honestly. Like when you think about how stupid 00:32:08.730 --> 00:32:14.190 our government is, and then you think that they 00:32:14.190 --> 00:32:19.390 would be capable of controlling the weather and 00:32:19.390 --> 00:32:24.679 yet have done nothing productive with it. Yeah, 00:32:24.679 --> 00:32:26.839 because you could use it for a lot of stuff, 00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:28.940 like the aforementioned droughts. You could use 00:32:28.940 --> 00:32:32.200 it to make it not drought. Yeah, or maybe we 00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:35.180 could make things so bad in Russia that they're 00:32:35.180 --> 00:32:37.599 no longer a threat to our security. But instead, 00:32:37.740 --> 00:32:39.700 we're like, you know what? I don't like this 00:32:39.700 --> 00:32:42.700 protest. Let's make it snow a little. Yeah, but 00:32:42.700 --> 00:32:45.160 also, Russia's already shitty. Yeah, it's already 00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:47.559 been placed. Nobody wants to be there. Just adding 00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:49.299 insult to injury by making it, I don't know, 00:32:49.380 --> 00:32:55.109 wet. Yeah. I guess. Um, but no, like I, to me, 00:32:55.130 --> 00:32:58.490 it just seems like the, if there was, if there 00:32:58.490 --> 00:33:00.589 was a way to control the weather, we would have 00:33:00.589 --> 00:33:04.109 found a way to monetize it. Not. Oh yeah, for 00:33:04.109 --> 00:33:06.549 sure. You know, they'd be like, Hey, you pay 00:33:06.549 --> 00:33:10.049 a little extra. We'll rain on your lawn. Yeah. 00:33:10.130 --> 00:33:12.670 You know, like, come on. I didn't even think 00:33:12.670 --> 00:33:14.470 about that aspect of it. Is that if we did have 00:33:14.470 --> 00:33:17.690 the ability to, yeah, we'd be fucking selling, 00:33:17.769 --> 00:33:20.720 selling that shit off. Yeah. Africa would be 00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:24.920 a fucking jungle again. Yeah. Amazon wouldn't 00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:27.339 be shrinking. Yeah. Like there's so many good 00:33:27.339 --> 00:33:30.960 things you could do for all the wrong reasons, 00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:32.859 which is the only way to motivate our government 00:33:32.859 --> 00:33:36.819 to do anything positive. Yeah. Is money. And 00:33:36.819 --> 00:33:39.380 I, so I'm sorry, but they're not going to. And 00:33:39.380 --> 00:33:41.519 the other thing is like, okay, chemtrails. This 00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:44.099 is the thing that kills me about chemtrails. 00:33:46.619 --> 00:33:50.440 There's only one thing? Them using chemtrails 00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:54.099 to control the weather. Okay. Got it. However, 00:33:54.180 --> 00:33:59.440 if you're a global elite, you don't get to run 00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:04.480 away. You're not immune from weather. And it's 00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:07.000 their fucking houses falling into the water when 00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:11.619 there's erosion on the coast. Oh, but then we're 00:34:11.619 --> 00:34:14.199 going to drop mind control shit out of chemtrails. 00:34:14.260 --> 00:34:16.940 Okay, great. You're still not immune to that, 00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:20.179 you fucking idiots. They could be. They could 00:34:20.179 --> 00:34:22.860 have the immunity to all those things. Maybe, 00:34:23.019 --> 00:34:28.420 but I find it... They need to breed outside of 00:34:28.420 --> 00:34:30.039 the herd, you know what I mean? Otherwise, they're 00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:31.900 all going to be inbred. They're all going to 00:34:31.900 --> 00:34:36.480 start looking like Barron Trump. I guess. I don't 00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:42.500 know. I get it. I'm just like a little pet peeve 00:34:42.500 --> 00:34:46.219 of mine. If you look into any of this stuff, 00:34:46.340 --> 00:34:50.179 it's so fun to see the kinds of people who believe 00:34:50.179 --> 00:34:53.659 in it. You're never surprised when somebody who 00:34:53.659 --> 00:34:55.199 believes in this stuff starts to, you're like, 00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:57.920 oh, yeah, that makes sense. When you look at 00:34:57.920 --> 00:34:59.639 any conspiracy theory is that if you just take 00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:01.659 one step, you don't even take two steps back, 00:35:01.699 --> 00:35:04.699 just one step back and be like, this falls apart 00:35:04.699 --> 00:35:09.230 almost immediately. But that's actually why I 00:35:09.230 --> 00:35:12.929 love conspiracy theories because when you like, 00:35:12.949 --> 00:35:15.250 as long as you remove yourself from them and 00:35:15.250 --> 00:35:17.010 the conspiracy theories and actively ruining 00:35:17.010 --> 00:35:19.530 your country, like the many that are doing it 00:35:19.530 --> 00:35:21.769 right now, when you look at like the silly ones, 00:35:21.849 --> 00:35:24.389 like, like chemtrails, you're like, come on guys. 00:35:24.650 --> 00:35:27.650 Think about it for a second. Yeah. Just, just 00:35:27.650 --> 00:35:29.849 a minute. But even the bigger ones, like nine 00:35:29.849 --> 00:35:34.190 11, like you got it. It's just, yeah. I mean, 00:35:34.349 --> 00:35:39.820 there's, I am not. completely immune to believing 00:35:39.820 --> 00:35:42.860 that people might have taken advantage of 9 -11 00:35:42.860 --> 00:35:45.960 to get to their own political ends for sure I'm 00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:48.039 not but I don't think they did it on purpose 00:35:48.039 --> 00:35:50.820 yeah they didn't do it but they definitely saw 00:35:50.820 --> 00:35:53.780 they maximized on it yeah which explains why 00:35:53.780 --> 00:35:56.940 the word 9 -11 was probably the most said word 00:35:56.940 --> 00:36:00.739 in every election after 9 -11 yeah well fucking 00:36:00.739 --> 00:36:06.210 9 -11's mayor he ran on that yeah 9 -11 All right. 00:36:06.389 --> 00:36:09.329 Yeah, so there you have it. That's kind of like 00:36:09.329 --> 00:36:12.230 this is the one weather conspiracy where, like 00:36:12.230 --> 00:36:15.070 I said, I tried to show you how they were connected 00:36:15.070 --> 00:36:18.610 as I went down. I think I did an okay job. No, 00:36:18.610 --> 00:36:21.769 I think you did great. No, it was a very logical 00:36:21.769 --> 00:36:24.650 flow for a completely illogical concept. You 00:36:24.650 --> 00:36:28.449 know how hard that was to try and do that? It's 00:36:28.449 --> 00:36:30.650 really hard because you don't have a head injury, 00:36:30.809 --> 00:36:33.449 so it's very hard to explain something this stupid. 00:36:35.389 --> 00:36:39.070 Also, just on a completely separate note, to 00:36:39.070 --> 00:36:41.349 the one person who wrote a review, I would like 00:36:41.349 --> 00:36:45.130 to just share some good news. Neither Dave or 00:36:45.130 --> 00:36:48.210 I are hungover this episode. We are not. I'm 00:36:48.210 --> 00:36:50.989 not hungover. I've actually cut back on drinking. 00:36:51.110 --> 00:36:53.090 I'm trying to lose some weight. Yeah, me too, 00:36:53.170 --> 00:36:56.769 actually. Yeah, so not as much beer, no more 00:36:56.769 --> 00:37:01.710 hard liquor. Yeah, it's going good. Yeah, we're 00:37:01.710 --> 00:37:04.559 behaving ourselves. Being sober for this long 00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:09.559 is... It's odd. Especially because this should 00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:12.420 be a time when we get really drunk because it's 00:37:12.420 --> 00:37:15.800 not only the winter, but it's also the end of 00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:19.840 America, you know? Yeah. So I feel like we should 00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:21.739 be drinking more, but I think I'm going to handle 00:37:21.739 --> 00:37:24.739 this one sober for a while. Yeah. At least for 00:37:24.739 --> 00:37:26.300 a bit. Until it gets real bad. Then I'm like, 00:37:26.320 --> 00:37:28.460 ah, fuck it. We'll change the name of the show 00:37:28.460 --> 00:37:33.980 to Cryptid Mocktail Party. All right. Yeah. So 00:37:33.980 --> 00:37:36.340 thanks everyone for listening. That's the episode. 00:37:36.579 --> 00:37:39.440 Be sure to tune in next week for part two, where 00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:41.860 I don't know, we're either going to debunk it 00:37:41.860 --> 00:37:43.400 or we'll just go into some more crazy weather. 00:37:43.420 --> 00:37:47.539 I haven't decided yet. We'll figure it out. All 00:37:47.539 --> 00:37:50.219 right. So with that out of the way, is there 00:37:50.219 --> 00:37:51.460 anything you want to plug? Anything you want 00:37:51.460 --> 00:37:54.639 to talk about before we. No, no, I don't have 00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:57.380 too much going on. If you're, if you're in Puerto 00:37:57.380 --> 00:37:59.199 Rico, listening to the show, I'm going to be 00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:03.380 in your. uh territory very soon i'm going to 00:38:03.380 --> 00:38:05.460 puerto rico for a week for work but my nights 00:38:05.460 --> 00:38:08.340 will be free so if there's any listeners hit 00:38:08.340 --> 00:38:11.760 me up and i will drive through what i'm told 00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:16.260 is a lot of jungle and find you hell yeah that'd 00:38:16.260 --> 00:38:17.920 be that'd actually be pretty sick it's kind of 00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:19.860 where i'm staying is so i'm not like being a 00:38:19.860 --> 00:38:21.539 smart ass like where i'm staying apparently there's 00:38:21.539 --> 00:38:26.000 a lot of lush rainforesty stuff that's awesome 00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:28.190 i'm looking forward to it Yeah, that sounds sick 00:38:28.190 --> 00:38:30.829 as fuck. All right. Well, that's cool. Yeah. 00:38:30.889 --> 00:38:33.309 So if you're in Puerto Rico, fucking hit me up. 00:38:33.789 --> 00:38:37.630 Hit me up on Instagram and we'll, I don't know, 00:38:37.650 --> 00:38:39.250 figure something out. Maybe we'll make a night 00:38:39.250 --> 00:38:42.590 of it. Yeah. Also, I didn't make a big deal out 00:38:42.590 --> 00:38:45.969 of it, but yesterday was our three year, three 00:38:45.969 --> 00:38:48.869 anniversary of a show. Oh, congratulations to 00:38:48.869 --> 00:38:56.000 us for the anniversary. 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And I 00:40:11.250 --> 00:40:13.329 love you to the audience. Of course. Goodbye. 00:40:14.230 --> 00:40:17.010 And I love you. Except for ice. Fuck those guys.