WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.180 You are now listening to cryptid cocktail party 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:42.340 Welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail 00:00:42.340 --> 00:00:43.859 Party, a show where we have a few drinks, share 00:00:43.859 --> 00:00:45.939 a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. I'm 00:00:45.939 --> 00:00:48.979 your host, Dave. Joined in person. In person. 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:51.719 I'm here. You are here. Yeah. How's it going, 00:00:51.799 --> 00:00:55.200 handsome? I'm phenomenal. We had a great night 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:59.340 last night. We did. It was... It was so much 00:00:59.340 --> 00:01:02.579 cheese. We ate a lot of cheese. I ate a lot of 00:01:02.579 --> 00:01:03.520 cheese. I was going to say, I think it was... 00:01:03.520 --> 00:01:08.379 I ate a lot of cheese. It was... It was good 00:01:08.379 --> 00:01:11.219 cheese, though. Oh, it was amazing. Yeah. I don't 00:01:11.219 --> 00:01:14.219 know about the fruit. Well, the fruit's supposed 00:01:14.219 --> 00:01:16.640 to go with the cheese. Yeah, I'm just not a cooked 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:18.900 fruit guy. I don't think it was cooked. I think 00:01:18.900 --> 00:01:20.959 you just wanted it to be cooked. I think the 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:22.920 peaches were cooked or whatever they were. No, 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:25.200 they were just like marinated, I think. I don't 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:27.579 know. You know what? You know what it is? It 00:01:27.579 --> 00:01:29.379 doesn't matter because we're recording a podcast 00:01:29.379 --> 00:01:32.340 right now. We're arguing over fruit. Yeah, I 00:01:32.340 --> 00:01:34.019 think we're allowed to do that. Yeah, we can 00:01:34.019 --> 00:01:37.890 argue over fruit. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm so hungover. 00:01:38.049 --> 00:01:41.269 Yeah. But anyway, Sarge, how are you enjoying 00:01:41.269 --> 00:01:45.049 Philadelphia? I love it. It's like if Boston 00:01:45.049 --> 00:01:51.769 were angrier. You think so? Yeah, you got statues 00:01:51.769 --> 00:01:54.349 everywhere. Ben Franklin in any kind of pose 00:01:54.349 --> 00:01:57.230 you could ever imagine him in. Yeah, there are 00:01:57.230 --> 00:02:00.150 a lot of Ben Franklin statues. Yeah. We saw a 00:02:00.150 --> 00:02:02.870 picture of Ben Franklin wearing a gas mask at 00:02:02.870 --> 00:02:05.840 the coffee shop. That was ominous. I didn't know 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:08.039 what that meant, but I liked it. It's just a 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:10.900 cool street art. Yeah, I liked it. I liked it, 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:13.879 so I'm not complaining by any stretch. It's not 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:17.159 a bad city. No, I like it. It's crazy easier 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:19.539 to navigate than Boston. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, God, 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:23.020 yeah. Boston was designed by somebody who was 00:02:23.020 --> 00:02:27.459 going through a real serious, like... psychedelic 00:02:27.459 --> 00:02:29.719 experience. Well, I feel like Boston, all they 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:32.180 did was they just took all the horse cart roads. 00:02:32.400 --> 00:02:33.879 Yeah. Like, yeah, we'll just pave over that. 00:02:34.039 --> 00:02:35.879 Yeah. Let's just put down some cobblestones, 00:02:35.879 --> 00:02:38.219 call it a street. Yeah. I mean, and you can only, 00:02:38.259 --> 00:02:40.979 it's only a one way you, you can't go up the 00:02:40.979 --> 00:02:42.680 street. You can only go down it, but it works 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:47.680 to a degree. Does it though? I mean, the roads 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:49.780 weren't made for cars. No, they weren't. They 00:02:49.780 --> 00:02:51.400 weren't. There's, I mean, there's some things 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:55.259 that anyways, Sarge. I'm so glad you're here. 00:02:55.400 --> 00:02:57.840 I'm so glad to be here. Yeah, happy belated birthday. 00:02:58.039 --> 00:03:01.099 Thank you. My birthday was yesterday. Yeah. And 00:03:01.099 --> 00:03:05.400 it was a good one. We had good food. We drank 00:03:05.400 --> 00:03:10.699 a great deal of alcohol. But then I drank water 00:03:10.699 --> 00:03:14.580 because I'm a responsible adult. I did on and 00:03:14.580 --> 00:03:16.860 off. Well, there was also alcohol in some of 00:03:16.860 --> 00:03:24.090 my water, but I drank it. Oh, man. All right, 00:03:24.110 --> 00:03:27.050 sorry. So for this week, I didn't prepare an 00:03:27.050 --> 00:03:30.590 episode. Not really. Because I didn't want to 00:03:30.590 --> 00:03:32.629 take time out to like write and all that shit. 00:03:32.810 --> 00:03:35.689 Yeah. So I figured since we're in the same room, 00:03:35.789 --> 00:03:39.889 normally this is a audio medium that we do. Right. 00:03:40.289 --> 00:03:42.990 But I figured since we're in the same room, this 00:03:42.990 --> 00:03:45.050 will be probably the one and only episode that 00:03:45.050 --> 00:03:48.150 we'll ever put on YouTube. Yes. So to get the 00:03:48.150 --> 00:03:50.849 most out of the listening experience, you should 00:03:50.849 --> 00:03:54.680 probably. Watch this on YouTube. I mean, you 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:57.180 can listen to it. I'm sure it's fine. Yeah, it's 00:03:57.180 --> 00:04:00.000 fine. It'll be fine. It'll be a good time. So 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:04.620 I figured what I do. So I follow a lot of content 00:04:04.620 --> 00:04:08.400 aggregators. You want to call it content? Content 00:04:08.400 --> 00:04:11.000 aggregators. I don't think they're producing, 00:04:11.099 --> 00:04:14.860 but it's all just like the worst cryptid and 00:04:14.860 --> 00:04:18.699 alien. Most of it's probably AI. Definitely is 00:04:18.699 --> 00:04:24.209 AI. But it's really funny. A veritable shit parochy 00:04:24.209 --> 00:04:29.889 of AI. Yes, exactly. So I figured I saved a few 00:04:29.889 --> 00:04:33.730 for us to watch. Okay. We'll watch them. Really, 00:04:33.829 --> 00:04:36.250 the gem of them is not even the actual content. 00:04:36.370 --> 00:04:41.629 It's the comments. Of course. Because it's always 00:04:41.629 --> 00:04:47.490 50 -50 split between this is 100 % real. And 00:04:47.490 --> 00:04:52.160 then there's like, you guys. Are so dumb. Those 00:04:52.160 --> 00:04:55.220 are my favorites. And some of them are good. 00:04:55.319 --> 00:04:59.800 So I figure what we do is we would watch a couple. 00:05:00.699 --> 00:05:03.259 We'll watch the ones that I saved, and then maybe 00:05:03.259 --> 00:05:06.420 we'll just end up scrolling through a couple. 00:05:06.459 --> 00:05:10.759 All right. So I don't have many, but some of 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:13.839 them. We'll start with this one. Okay. So the 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:17.439 caption is Caribbean mermaid sighting resurface. 00:05:25.500 --> 00:05:28.480 Why? I don't know. But it's a mermaid. I like 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:31.060 how it's even in AI, they can't hold the camera 00:05:31.060 --> 00:05:34.019 steady. Oh, no. They can't follow it. I don't 00:05:34.019 --> 00:05:35.759 even know what I'm looking at here. You're looking 00:05:35.759 --> 00:05:37.740 at a mermaid. It's a Caribbean mermaid sightings. 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:42.519 Clearly, they have high resolution, right? Yeah. 00:05:42.899 --> 00:05:45.220 But there's the mermaid, right? And then it goes 00:05:45.220 --> 00:05:47.279 out of frame, and they don't bother ever bringing 00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:52.029 it back. You can't get a close -up. I don't want 00:05:52.029 --> 00:05:54.009 to see the guy in the orange jacket. Show me 00:05:54.009 --> 00:06:02.110 the fucking mermaid, you clown. So my favorite 00:06:02.110 --> 00:06:04.870 comment is just the first one. I was in the U 00:06:04.870 --> 00:06:07.649 .S. Navy and I saw this almost identically. Mermaids 00:06:07.649 --> 00:06:10.370 are real. This is actually the best video I ever 00:06:10.370 --> 00:06:16.290 saw that is the closest to my experience. What 00:06:16.290 --> 00:06:18.350 the guy doesn't tell you is he was never on a 00:06:18.350 --> 00:06:23.199 boat. ever. Just like at a desk somewhere. Mermaid 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:30.040 walked through the office. This is another comment. 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:35.180 Folks, folks, if you look on the dark web private 00:06:35.180 --> 00:06:37.620 fishermen that hunt these with special equipment 00:06:37.620 --> 00:06:42.529 show pictures, there's no punctuation. Hunt these 00:06:42.529 --> 00:06:44.750 with special equipment, show pictures of the 00:06:44.750 --> 00:06:46.790 different species they catch. And yes, some do 00:06:46.790 --> 00:06:48.889 have hair and are fairly beautiful compared to 00:06:48.889 --> 00:06:52.569 the standards. What standards? There are ones 00:06:52.569 --> 00:06:58.110 that eat humans, parenthesis, sirens. Ugly, scary 00:06:58.110 --> 00:07:00.689 looking ones that are very dangerous to encounter. 00:07:00.889 --> 00:07:05.850 But back to what I was saying. They haven't said 00:07:05.850 --> 00:07:09.060 anything yet. I don't even know where he's going 00:07:09.060 --> 00:07:13.160 with this. Back to what I was saying. They post 00:07:13.160 --> 00:07:15.240 their weight, sex, hair, and eye color, every 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:18.800 detail, and they are very real. Very is all caps. 00:07:19.779 --> 00:07:21.759 Sailors have been counting them for years, recalling 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:23.980 their screams, jump for me, others sing songs 00:07:23.980 --> 00:07:26.180 that put men in a trance, parentheses sirens. 00:07:29.290 --> 00:07:34.050 These have abilities. The pretty ones don't and 00:07:34.050 --> 00:07:36.170 are more violent. A woman that crashed off the 00:07:36.170 --> 00:07:40.389 coast of the islands. Just the islands. You know, 00:07:40.490 --> 00:07:44.089 the islands. Reported being saved by one. Well, 00:07:44.170 --> 00:07:46.310 none of the men aboard survived. So I don't think. 00:07:46.699 --> 00:07:49.060 They can't harm women, or women aren't affected 00:07:49.060 --> 00:07:51.160 by their songs or screams. It is possible it 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:53.879 has to do with the curse God placed on them for 00:07:53.879 --> 00:07:56.959 sleeping with fallen angels and burying them 00:07:56.959 --> 00:08:00.139 children of renown. What? Huge giants that are 00:08:00.139 --> 00:08:02.839 half angelic beings, half man, known to us as 00:08:02.839 --> 00:08:07.699 the Nephilim. I think whoever wrote that is having 00:08:07.699 --> 00:08:11.279 a severe psychotic episode. I just love the fact 00:08:11.279 --> 00:08:14.579 that no matter what... any cryptid alien whatever 00:08:14.579 --> 00:08:17.420 post someone always finds a way to bring it back 00:08:17.420 --> 00:08:20.920 to the nephilim yeah there's always it's going 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:23.439 to be some kind of biblical reference no matter 00:08:23.439 --> 00:08:26.920 what you do dude it's so good i just don't understand 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:32.399 how you can go from mermaids to apparently they're 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:35.139 cursed and they slept with man and now there's 00:08:35.139 --> 00:08:37.519 nephilim or is that why they saved the women 00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:40.220 Was that when the mermaid saved the woman and 00:08:40.220 --> 00:08:42.299 ate the men? Is it because the women were cursed? 00:08:42.340 --> 00:08:44.980 Women are cursed? Yeah, I don't know. I don't 00:08:44.980 --> 00:08:47.120 know what they were driving at. I can't figure 00:08:47.120 --> 00:08:48.940 it out. Well, yeah, and there was no punctuation 00:08:48.940 --> 00:08:51.259 besides parentheses, so just let us know that 00:08:51.259 --> 00:08:57.200 they're sirens. Yeah, whatever it is. Sirens. 00:08:57.779 --> 00:09:00.159 Sirens in the islands. All right, so this is 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:05.720 what we got next. The mountains. Okay. Where 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:09.019 is this? I'm pretty sure that's literally just 00:09:09.019 --> 00:09:11.200 PETA from the Hunger Games when he dresses up 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:18.840 as a rock. That's 100 % what that is. That is 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:20.860 just PETA from the Hunger Games. No, it definitely 00:09:20.860 --> 00:09:23.580 looks like that kid. Yeah. But, you know, what 00:09:23.580 --> 00:09:25.080 if we were never meant to uncover the fact that 00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:27.059 what if the mountains that we beneath, first 00:09:27.059 --> 00:09:29.580 of all, the mountains beneath our feet. Oh, yeah. 00:09:29.679 --> 00:09:31.480 The mountains beneath our feet. Not above us. 00:09:31.500 --> 00:09:33.279 No, we're currently on a mountain right now. 00:09:33.789 --> 00:09:36.250 We're at sea level. We're at Mount shit pierogi. 00:09:36.610 --> 00:09:38.909 Look at this. Look at the... Hold on. Wait for 00:09:38.909 --> 00:09:42.269 it to come back. As it gets closer, when it does 00:09:42.269 --> 00:09:45.009 the close -up, you got like one nose hair. Right 00:09:45.009 --> 00:09:49.029 there. See it? Real good. I just like how... 00:09:49.029 --> 00:09:51.649 I don't understand how they went from far away. 00:09:51.730 --> 00:09:54.269 It's the worst quality video you've ever seen 00:09:54.269 --> 00:09:56.730 in your entire life. But when they zoom in somehow, 00:09:56.950 --> 00:10:02.210 it just gets so detailed. You can see every crevice. 00:10:02.879 --> 00:10:07.299 Every nose hair. Oh, man. That's a rock lobster 00:10:07.299 --> 00:10:09.899 right there. Top comment. Bro, that's just PETA 00:10:09.899 --> 00:10:21.460 from Hunger Games. Oh, God. Yes, very true. I 00:10:21.460 --> 00:10:22.980 didn't read any of the captions for what they're 00:10:22.980 --> 00:10:28.659 trying to say, but it's pretty funny. GIF is 00:10:28.659 --> 00:10:32.909 so good. It's just a dog. Blinking its eyes. 00:10:33.309 --> 00:10:36.110 So sad. Wish I could touch that rock. Poor giant. 00:10:37.009 --> 00:10:45.169 What? It's not real, man. What do you mean? What 00:10:45.169 --> 00:10:48.490 if the mountains that are beneath our feet are... 00:10:48.490 --> 00:10:51.769 You need to take the internet away from old people. 00:10:52.929 --> 00:10:55.409 What's crazy is this is Instagram. I feel like 00:10:55.409 --> 00:10:58.409 most old people don't use Instagram. No, I think 00:10:58.409 --> 00:10:59.870 what's happening is that old people are aging 00:10:59.870 --> 00:11:02.379 into Instagram. Meaning they weren't old when 00:11:02.379 --> 00:11:04.460 they downloaded. They were probably like 40 when 00:11:04.460 --> 00:11:06.500 it started, and now they're... Okay, and now 00:11:06.500 --> 00:11:08.179 they're just... Now they're reaching the end. 00:11:09.899 --> 00:11:13.320 Bro, that's just PETA from Hunger Games. Such 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:24.120 a good comment. Oh, it's so good. Oh, so this 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:27.779 is from a page called Squatch Watch 1. Okay. 00:11:28.190 --> 00:11:29.789 Which I don't know if there was another Squatch. 00:11:29.909 --> 00:11:33.690 So that means there's a Squatch watch. Another 00:11:33.690 --> 00:11:36.389 page. And they were like, fuck, we'll just add 00:11:36.389 --> 00:11:38.370 a one. There's probably a lawsuit coming. Can 00:11:38.370 --> 00:11:40.470 you translate some of the Spanish ones? Sure. 00:11:40.710 --> 00:11:44.090 It's got to be good. Giants walked with dinosaurs. 00:11:47.629 --> 00:11:55.389 Oh, I'm dying. Giants walked with dinosaurs and 00:11:55.389 --> 00:12:01.110 all were exterminated to create human. How does 00:12:01.110 --> 00:12:05.610 that work? You kill a dinosaur to make humans? 00:12:06.009 --> 00:12:10.289 Yeah. Oh, wait. Hold on. This one, too. Where 00:12:10.289 --> 00:12:15.809 is that at? Where is this at? Is it at AI? Yeah, 00:12:15.870 --> 00:12:18.970 dude. I mean, technically, no. It's PETA from 00:12:18.970 --> 00:12:22.970 The Hunger Games. New heaven, new earth. Oh, 00:12:23.029 --> 00:12:26.090 what? I like this. If it's flesh and blood, then 00:12:26.090 --> 00:12:28.509 it should become mud or clay. Only bones left, 00:12:28.610 --> 00:12:30.750 not the whole person. And above that, a petrified 00:12:30.750 --> 00:12:38.090 person doesn't make sense. You know what? That 00:12:38.090 --> 00:12:41.389 guy with one really complicated name, I think 00:12:41.389 --> 00:12:43.330 you're right. I don't think this makes sense. 00:12:44.870 --> 00:12:46.330 Well, let's see what people have to say about 00:12:46.330 --> 00:12:54.419 this. Medusa. Yep. Come on, man. I wonder if 00:12:54.419 --> 00:12:57.019 they thought that was like, just negates everything. 00:12:57.200 --> 00:13:01.080 He's like, Medusa, got him. Excellent response 00:13:01.080 --> 00:13:05.379 to, if it's flesh and blood, then it should become 00:13:05.379 --> 00:13:08.039 clay or only bones left. Unless you, have you 00:13:08.039 --> 00:13:12.860 considered Medusa? But have you considered? Now, 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:14.399 I really want you to think about this. Have you 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:16.679 ever thought that maybe the mythical creature? 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:22.019 Of Greek lore. That's Medusa. Yeah. Have you 00:13:22.019 --> 00:13:23.879 considered it, though? Have you considered the 00:13:23.879 --> 00:13:26.480 thing that definitely doesn't exist? The snake 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:30.100 lady? Have you thought about that? Yeah. They 00:13:30.100 --> 00:13:32.840 do look like a face. Oh, God. Hold on. I feel 00:13:32.840 --> 00:13:34.840 like you were onto something, but I don't know 00:13:34.840 --> 00:13:40.139 exactly where to put my finger on it. Now, I 00:13:40.139 --> 00:13:41.980 want to know if that's in response to the flesh 00:13:41.980 --> 00:13:48.389 and blood thing or if that's Medusa. Oh, and 00:13:48.389 --> 00:13:52.710 here we go. Brought it back. Nephilim. Oh. Yep. 00:13:52.909 --> 00:13:54.529 You weren't lying. I feel like we should just 00:13:54.529 --> 00:13:56.149 play this game where we just watch these videos, 00:13:56.250 --> 00:13:57.970 read the comments, and then by the time we hit 00:13:57.970 --> 00:13:59.470 Nephilim, that's when we know we need to move 00:13:59.470 --> 00:14:01.610 on to the next one. That's the way we score it, 00:14:01.629 --> 00:14:05.090 too. Like how quickly Nephilim shows up. This 00:14:05.090 --> 00:14:08.610 is a one Nephilim situation. Yeah, that's... 00:14:08.610 --> 00:14:11.730 Fuck, dude. Goddamn. Impressive. Literally just 00:14:11.730 --> 00:14:14.129 PETA from... Alright, so I don't know... Can 00:14:14.129 --> 00:14:18.429 I share sound? Is that a thing? like how do we 00:14:18.429 --> 00:14:20.350 here we go all right so we're gonna we're gonna 00:14:20.350 --> 00:14:27.129 start this over can i like because we need to 00:14:27.129 --> 00:14:31.429 watch it from the beginning what if early 20th 00:14:31.429 --> 00:14:33.850 century marvels were relics of a lost tartarian 00:14:33.850 --> 00:15:05.769 god Oh, Christ. Oh, man. Why? The AI narration 00:15:05.769 --> 00:15:11.110 really does it for me. In the shitty filter they 00:15:11.110 --> 00:15:12.990 put over it that just keeps repeating the same 00:15:12.990 --> 00:15:17.730 artifacts. What the fuck is happening here? It 00:15:17.730 --> 00:15:21.470 looks like that building is bleeding. Oh, she's 00:15:21.470 --> 00:15:32.039 flashing the crowd. Maybe the Empire didn't fall 00:15:32.039 --> 00:15:34.980 at all. Maybe it was simply renamed, and we've 00:15:34.980 --> 00:15:37.360 been living among its ghosts ever since. Who 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:41.500 wants to live in a world like that? I don't know. 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:43.120 Who wants to live in a world where you're walking 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:46.000 across a bridge and a face just pops out and 00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:48.000 starts yelling at you? It does sound terrifying. 00:15:48.259 --> 00:15:50.679 It does sound ideal. But have you considered 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:57.200 Medusa? I'm trying to figure out where I can 00:15:57.200 --> 00:16:01.389 put my finger on it. History is erased and hidden 00:16:01.389 --> 00:16:06.570 by the elite and resold over and over. None of 00:16:06.570 --> 00:16:08.769 that makes any fucking sense. I don't even know. 00:16:08.809 --> 00:16:11.169 What are you saying? What they're saying is that 00:16:11.169 --> 00:16:15.070 I, Klaus Schwab, the founder of the WEF, has 00:16:15.070 --> 00:16:20.149 said over and over the great reset. Oh, no. They 00:16:20.149 --> 00:16:23.590 reset the planet over and over. They reset the 00:16:23.590 --> 00:16:25.529 planet over and over. The proof is everywhere. 00:16:26.139 --> 00:16:29.279 You should still, you probably should still believe 00:16:29.279 --> 00:16:34.500 God flooded the planet. They used harp. Did God 00:16:34.500 --> 00:16:39.840 use harp? So God invented harp. Yeah. Okay. I 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:41.440 don't know if he knows, but harp is biblical. 00:16:41.940 --> 00:16:44.379 Right. It's in the Bible. Yeah. No, it's right 00:16:44.379 --> 00:16:49.039 next to the talking donkey. Yeah. Yeah. That 00:16:49.039 --> 00:16:51.860 is in the Bible, by the way. I heard that. Harp? 00:16:52.179 --> 00:16:55.240 The talking donkey. Oh, yeah. Like from Shrek? 00:16:59.750 --> 00:17:05.349 Is donkey from Shrek biblically accurate? Biblically 00:17:05.349 --> 00:17:12.329 accurate donkey. Yes. Someone responded to her 00:17:12.329 --> 00:17:15.730 harp thing with, they messed with a lot. What? 00:17:16.670 --> 00:17:21.190 I think they wanted to do through. Maybe. They 00:17:21.190 --> 00:17:26.569 messed with a lot, Trough. Three. Oh, three world 00:17:26.569 --> 00:17:29.329 wars. All right. What the, can you, can you make 00:17:29.329 --> 00:17:31.529 sense of this? I can't read three world wars 00:17:31.529 --> 00:17:35.410 already that they only count those from 19th 00:17:35.410 --> 00:17:40.450 century as first and second in 1835. There was 00:17:40.450 --> 00:17:44.470 another one against the Manchurian and Tartarian 00:17:44.470 --> 00:17:48.329 empire. God person has never once read anything 00:17:48.329 --> 00:17:51.230 about history. No, but it's great. I'm going 00:17:51.230 --> 00:18:00.839 to plug in my life. I'm just going to die. That 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:04.839 whole comment is just a fever dream. Yeah, all 00:18:04.839 --> 00:18:09.779 of it's illegible. Oh, that's though. That's 00:18:09.779 --> 00:18:12.960 not through. They messed with it a lot, though. 00:18:13.220 --> 00:18:17.539 Three World Wars. I like that the Manchurians 00:18:17.539 --> 00:18:19.599 got involved. I'm glad they got a shout out. 00:18:19.779 --> 00:18:23.759 I like that we had three World Wars. Well, I 00:18:23.759 --> 00:18:24.900 mean, when you think about it, we've actually 00:18:24.900 --> 00:18:27.140 probably had a lot of world wars. You could probably 00:18:27.140 --> 00:18:29.599 consider Napoleon's whole campaign a world war. 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:34.720 I guess kind of one -sided. Yeah. That's why 00:18:34.720 --> 00:18:36.680 everybody had to team up against him. Looks like 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:40.680 something out of Studio Ghibli. No, it doesn't. 00:18:42.119 --> 00:18:44.400 I like Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. 00:18:45.339 --> 00:18:47.500 Great response. It kind of has that vibe to it. 00:18:47.500 --> 00:18:50.750 It does. I wonder if we're going to get to Nephilim 00:18:50.750 --> 00:18:53.549 in this one. Is this new footage of 3 -Eye Atlas? 00:18:53.670 --> 00:18:57.509 What? Isn't that a comet? Christ almighty. Is 00:18:57.509 --> 00:18:59.009 there something about 3 -Eye Atlas that I don't 00:18:59.009 --> 00:19:02.230 know about? No, there's that fucking idiot from 00:19:02.230 --> 00:19:04.970 Harvard who keeps saying it's aliens. They always 00:19:04.970 --> 00:19:07.869 say it's aliens. It's never aliens. But this 00:19:07.869 --> 00:19:09.630 fucking dickhead is like, oh, I think it's an 00:19:09.630 --> 00:19:11.369 alien spaceship. And so that's probably what 00:19:11.369 --> 00:19:14.009 this person thinks. But like, all right, so fair. 00:19:20.329 --> 00:19:24.630 I, I, it's kind of small. So how is this new 00:19:24.630 --> 00:19:27.690 footage of AI Atlas? I think this person's brain 00:19:27.690 --> 00:19:30.349 is broken. All right. My brain's fucking broken 00:19:30.349 --> 00:19:33.970 from reading these. So we get a score of no Nephilim 00:19:33.970 --> 00:19:43.710 so far. Yeah. That's the Von Zeppelin. Zeppelin. 00:19:43.730 --> 00:19:47.430 What is that? Like another Led Zeppelin cover 00:19:47.430 --> 00:19:51.279 band? Yeah. I do like the, Maybe this video is 00:19:51.279 --> 00:19:56.700 the propaganda. Oh, God. Wow. Conspiracy theories 00:19:56.700 --> 00:19:58.859 have to have conspiracies about the conspiracies. 00:19:58.859 --> 00:20:01.059 Yeah, I love it when conspiracy theorists eat 00:20:01.059 --> 00:20:04.599 each other. Oh, it's so good. Anything is possible. 00:20:04.660 --> 00:20:07.559 But yes, new towns are built on top of old towns. 00:20:09.220 --> 00:20:13.099 The thing is, old house. The most accurate statement 00:20:13.099 --> 00:20:16.220 in all of these comments. Yeah. But the guy wants 00:20:16.220 --> 00:20:23.480 it to be conspiratorial. Yeah. Yeah, I agree 00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:27.220 with that. Like, when I was in Italy, they discovered 00:20:27.220 --> 00:20:30.920 an amphitheater underneath the town of Catania. 00:20:31.240 --> 00:20:34.599 And so, yes, you do build new towns on old towns. 00:20:34.799 --> 00:20:38.460 Yeah. But, like, it's not a conspiracy, bro. 00:20:38.539 --> 00:20:41.519 It's just because it was easier to do that. Yeah, 00:20:41.539 --> 00:20:48.019 it's just how time works. Oh, shit. all right 00:20:48.019 --> 00:20:49.880 so there's this one doesn't have any nephilim 00:20:49.880 --> 00:20:51.480 i mean i guess that makes sense there was really 00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:54.240 nowhere for nephilim to come well except for 00:20:54.240 --> 00:20:56.799 the lady with the the statue lady with the dress 00:20:56.799 --> 00:20:59.059 who was flashing everybody i guess you're saying 00:20:59.059 --> 00:21:00.980 that's where the nephilim nephilim come in that's 00:21:00.980 --> 00:21:07.880 where they were hiding is under the dress i forget 00:21:07.880 --> 00:21:11.920 what this one is but i'm sure it's funny why 00:21:11.920 --> 00:21:15.720 does that owl have an abnormally small head i 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:22.730 don't The Owlman of Monan, Cornwall's Silent 00:21:22.730 --> 00:21:31.670 Sentinel. All right. Hold on. It's like they 00:21:31.670 --> 00:21:35.609 took a small owl and grafted it onto a large 00:21:35.609 --> 00:21:38.410 one. Yeah. Oh, that's for sure. I mean, it's 00:21:38.410 --> 00:21:42.910 AI. There's no way it's not. The Owlman of Monan, 00:21:43.170 --> 00:21:46.859 Cornwall, 1976 to present. So was it born then, 00:21:46.900 --> 00:21:51.319 or is that just one? Yeah, established in 1976. 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:55.079 Been kicking butt for 49 years. One of the most 00:21:55.079 --> 00:21:57.200 famous versions of the giant owl cryptid comes 00:21:57.200 --> 00:22:00.420 from Cornwall, England. Witnesses, usually hikers 00:22:00.420 --> 00:22:02.579 or teens near the old Mon Juan Church, report 00:22:02.579 --> 00:22:05.400 a giant owl -shaped creature perched in trees 00:22:05.400 --> 00:22:08.759 roughly six to seven feet tall, legs and posture 00:22:08.759 --> 00:22:12.039 similar to a human, wings folded in a cloak -like 00:22:12.039 --> 00:22:15.380 shape, eyes that glow red in the dark. Sightings 00:22:15.380 --> 00:22:17.559 spike during summers and are often accompanied 00:22:17.559 --> 00:22:20.299 by an unnatural quiet as if the woods suddenly 00:22:20.299 --> 00:22:22.240 go still. I don't know why I have to put that 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:25.819 in quotes. Woods do go still. It's just a common 00:22:25.819 --> 00:22:28.579 occurrence in the woods. Some claim it's a guardian 00:22:28.579 --> 00:22:31.000 spirit. Others think it's a surviving species 00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:35.140 of giant bird unknown to science. I think it's 00:22:35.140 --> 00:22:38.000 AI, actually. First comment, it's AI, but I like 00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:44.180 it. Pure honesty. Now, do you think the replies 00:22:44.180 --> 00:22:47.420 to that AI comment are going to be agreeing with 00:22:47.420 --> 00:22:49.279 him? Or do you think they're going to be like, 00:22:49.400 --> 00:22:52.240 that's not AI. I've seen it for myself. I think 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:54.500 it's going to be, I think what you just said, 00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:56.019 I've seen it for myself. There's going to be 00:22:56.019 --> 00:22:57.900 at least one of those. Okay. Let's see what we've 00:22:57.900 --> 00:23:06.640 got. Wow. AI. It's so fascinating. It's a fursuit. 00:23:10.060 --> 00:23:12.079 So probably would have got the head -to -body 00:23:12.079 --> 00:23:14.039 ratio right. And I don't think predators have 00:23:14.039 --> 00:23:18.279 feathers in their feet. Do they? Well, I mean, 00:23:18.299 --> 00:23:20.740 no. Birds usually don't. Yeah, most of the time 00:23:20.740 --> 00:23:22.759 they don't. But I think, I don't know, I think 00:23:22.759 --> 00:23:24.779 every once in a while you get like a weird owl 00:23:24.779 --> 00:23:27.519 that does. Maybe. The feet are definitely too 00:23:27.519 --> 00:23:30.019 big for a natural bird. Thank you. Thank you. 00:23:30.019 --> 00:23:32.660 I appreciate it. Why I gotta be an owl, man? 00:23:38.059 --> 00:23:40.640 Why it gotta be an owl? Who's to say it isn't 00:23:40.640 --> 00:23:43.220 just a giant owl? Everything was way bigger back 00:23:43.220 --> 00:23:51.960 then before humanity. So it says before humanity 00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:54.680 reduced the oxygen. They think that humans... 00:23:54.680 --> 00:23:59.480 Do they think that we came around and just terraformed 00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:02.440 the earth to be less oxygen? That's gotta be 00:24:02.440 --> 00:24:04.859 it. What happened is after the Cambrian explosion, 00:24:05.160 --> 00:24:08.740 humans came along and just... What we did is 00:24:08.740 --> 00:24:12.640 we lowered the setting on there. We put the fan 00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:15.619 on auto instead of just leaving it on. Yeah. 00:24:15.619 --> 00:24:19.380 Yeah. So it kicks on when we need it. Yeah. If 00:24:19.380 --> 00:24:21.680 it gets above a certain oxygen level, it just 00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:24.339 flips a switch. I love that people like learn 00:24:24.339 --> 00:24:27.220 scientific things, but only remember portions 00:24:27.220 --> 00:24:30.079 of it. So they just fill in the rest. Humans 00:24:30.079 --> 00:24:34.460 did it. That's six feet tall, ain't it? Shit. 00:24:35.759 --> 00:24:43.039 Showing up close video of the Mothman. Oh, my 00:24:43.039 --> 00:24:51.400 God. That's six feet tall, ain't it? Shit. That's 00:24:51.400 --> 00:24:54.940 my favorite one so far. All right. What AI is 00:24:54.940 --> 00:24:58.460 this so I can start mixing stuff together? How 00:24:58.460 --> 00:25:00.819 do I also trick people into thinking things are 00:25:00.819 --> 00:25:03.500 real when they aren't? It's got to be real. More 00:25:03.500 --> 00:25:09.000 and more footage. Real AI. I fucking hate that. 00:25:09.079 --> 00:25:13.240 It's got to be real. Yes, AI is real. Just like 00:25:13.240 --> 00:25:17.019 this. Can't see the title at the top. Just constructive 00:25:17.019 --> 00:25:25.119 criticism. Just some feedback. Let's see. Press 00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:28.039 and hold on your screen to pause the video. All 00:25:28.039 --> 00:25:32.490 right. This is just people helping people. All 00:25:32.490 --> 00:25:34.710 right. I love it when a crowd comes together. 00:25:34.869 --> 00:25:41.710 This is what him nanny is all about. Why? Pinch 00:25:41.710 --> 00:25:44.690 the screen with two fingers. Like I want to zoom 00:25:44.690 --> 00:25:46.849 out. It'll get rid of all the extra stuff on 00:25:46.849 --> 00:25:51.069 the screen. All right. Oh, God. What do we got 00:25:51.069 --> 00:25:56.150 here? Ooh. Unbelievable discovery. Video claims 00:25:56.150 --> 00:25:58.329 to show petrified giant crocodile in mountain. 00:25:58.690 --> 00:26:06.210 Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Wait. 00:26:07.089 --> 00:26:09.369 Oh, there's the head. Okay. All right. So mouth 00:26:09.369 --> 00:26:14.509 open. Yep. Mouth open. But. Yeah, there's the 00:26:14.509 --> 00:26:18.410 tail. And then we scroll back. Yeah. And the 00:26:18.410 --> 00:26:20.250 mouth is closed. Nope. No, the mouth is still 00:26:20.250 --> 00:26:21.930 open. No, it's not. No, it stays open. No, it 00:26:21.930 --> 00:26:24.390 does not. Wait, wait, wait. No. Are we debating 00:26:24.390 --> 00:26:25.970 this right now? No, you're going to see. It stays 00:26:25.970 --> 00:26:32.380 open. Hold on. Okay. See, it's still open. Oh, 00:26:32.380 --> 00:26:35.240 okay. All right. Yeah, I'm just dumb. It's okay. 00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:38.880 First, oh, this is from Semi Skeptic Podcast. 00:26:39.039 --> 00:26:41.220 I was a guest on their show one time. Oh, awesome. 00:26:41.940 --> 00:26:43.940 Yeah, it's called Camouflage. That's kind of 00:26:43.940 --> 00:26:45.740 how it works. And yes, that's a normal -sized 00:26:45.740 --> 00:26:47.640 crocodile. Just look at the plant at the bottom 00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:50.660 left corner. Oh, they're coming in fact. So, 00:26:50.660 --> 00:26:53.200 yeah, it might just be an actual crocodile. Yeah, 00:26:53.460 --> 00:26:57.710 just hang it out. They do just chill out with 00:26:57.710 --> 00:26:59.529 their mouth open sometimes. Usually that's in 00:26:59.529 --> 00:27:01.470 water, I think, right? Yeah, but I think they 00:27:01.470 --> 00:27:06.410 do it on land, too. How do we even know what's 00:27:06.410 --> 00:27:11.029 real these days? Franklin, I fucking agree, buddy. 00:27:11.990 --> 00:27:14.630 My thoughts are, if this exists, then provide 00:27:14.630 --> 00:27:17.109 the location. Another problem I have is that 00:27:17.109 --> 00:27:19.710 it's too perfect as far as color and shape to 00:27:19.710 --> 00:27:22.970 be real. Looks cool, though. You're a fucking 00:27:22.970 --> 00:27:27.079 idiot. It's obviously AI. I like this comment. 00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:35.859 A rock -a -dile question mark? If we can have 00:27:35.859 --> 00:27:38.480 a rock lobster and a rock pita, we can certainly 00:27:38.480 --> 00:27:41.319 have a rock crocodile. Croc -rock. A rock -a 00:27:41.319 --> 00:27:44.380 -dile. Crocodile rock. That Elton John song. 00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:49.160 Oh, man. I do like this. Hmm. I'm a professional 00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:53.460 geologist. And I'm calling BS. Nice try, though. 00:27:54.019 --> 00:27:59.789 No offense. What is their name? Oh, rutile? No 00:27:59.789 --> 00:28:02.430 offense, rutile, but you don't need to be a professional 00:28:02.430 --> 00:28:05.250 geologist to call this bullshit. But also, what's 00:28:05.250 --> 00:28:06.890 a professional geologist? Is that just someone 00:28:06.890 --> 00:28:09.130 who has a degree in geology? Yeah, no, there's 00:28:09.130 --> 00:28:12.029 like professional geologists. They have to do 00:28:12.029 --> 00:28:14.569 like geological surveys and all kinds of stuff. 00:28:14.789 --> 00:28:18.440 But I mean like... If you have a degree in geology, 00:28:18.660 --> 00:28:21.960 whatever it's called, and you're not working 00:28:21.960 --> 00:28:23.859 as a geologist, are you still a professional 00:28:23.859 --> 00:28:26.160 geologist, or do you have to be employed? You 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:28.099 have to be employed. If you're not working and 00:28:28.099 --> 00:28:29.640 getting paid for it, you're an amateur geologist. 00:28:29.640 --> 00:28:34.160 You're just an amateur geologist. Yeah, that's 00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:40.380 not how it works. What mountains? What country? 00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:41.940 Where's the full video? I would like to see. 00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:44.799 Seems very interesting. Oh, my God. Oh, what 00:28:44.799 --> 00:28:46.880 does this say? Oh, yes. Let's see what this says. 00:28:47.900 --> 00:28:50.279 This has to be good. According to physics rules, 00:28:50.539 --> 00:28:52.599 plants are buried in the soil and become carbon 00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:55.460 molecules and diamonds are also available. Can 00:28:55.460 --> 00:28:57.759 a crocodile become a rock like that? Do you know 00:28:57.759 --> 00:29:01.579 what is wounded? I'm going to say the translation 00:29:01.579 --> 00:29:04.200 is probably not the best. Do you know what is 00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:07.160 wounded? Do you know what is wounded? Oh, God 00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:10.200 damn. Oh, man, I'm going to integrate that phrase 00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:12.339 into the rest of my life. Do you know what is 00:29:12.339 --> 00:29:16.019 wounded? First, I'm going to say, according to 00:29:16.019 --> 00:29:18.079 physics rules, do you know what is wounded? Yeah. 00:29:19.400 --> 00:29:21.660 Oh, that's hilarious. Maybe a mountain to ants. 00:29:23.160 --> 00:29:28.319 What the fuck does that mean? Are they trying 00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:34.220 to do like the Zoolander? I don't. This is a 00:29:34.220 --> 00:29:38.400 center for ants. Oh, God. Oh, fascinating. That's 00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:40.759 so good. All right, I got a couple more. You 00:29:40.759 --> 00:29:43.220 know what I think is happening is that these 00:29:43.220 --> 00:29:46.279 videos are AI, right? And then the AI comment 00:29:46.279 --> 00:29:49.480 bots come in, and because it's an AI video, it 00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:52.720 just breaks them. And so they, like, just can't 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:55.259 comment normally. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. 00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:57.460 Sorry, I'm just checking my meter to make sure 00:29:57.460 --> 00:29:59.960 I'm not getting fucked right now. No, you got 00:29:59.960 --> 00:30:02.859 plenty of time. You've only been here an hour. 00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:06.819 Oh, yeah, I do have plenty of time, don't I? 00:30:07.460 --> 00:30:10.119 Yeah, so let's get right into it. All right. 00:30:12.559 --> 00:30:16.400 Leaked footage, X area S1 employee. I'm assuming 00:30:16.400 --> 00:30:18.640 that's supposed to be 51. Yeah, I think so. Claims 00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:21.619 to have captured otherworldly being. Isn't that 00:30:21.619 --> 00:30:24.160 just that alien from fucking Independence Day? 00:30:24.200 --> 00:30:28.700 Independence Day. 100%. That is exactly what 00:30:28.700 --> 00:30:31.380 that is. It's either that or it's an alien from 00:30:31.380 --> 00:30:35.509 Doctor Who. Oh, maybe. I do like this first comment 00:30:35.509 --> 00:30:41.750 by XX777Enlightenment777XX. If this were real, 00:30:41.789 --> 00:30:47.009 your account would no longer exist. The government 00:30:47.009 --> 00:30:48.869 would take it away immediately. But also not 00:30:48.869 --> 00:30:52.250 wrong. Yeah, no, that's true. The aliens would 00:30:52.250 --> 00:30:55.049 come for you. Or maybe they would let you keep 00:30:55.049 --> 00:30:57.829 it up because no one believes it. If their reality 00:30:57.829 --> 00:30:59.789 were real, yeah, the account would no longer 00:30:59.789 --> 00:31:02.759 exist. Because if the video is real, I mean, 00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:05.900 in our reality, yeah, like you were saying, they 00:31:05.900 --> 00:31:07.640 would leave it up because no one's going to believe 00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:10.099 it. I mean, the video is real. We are currently 00:31:10.099 --> 00:31:12.319 watching the video. Yeah, this is a real video. 00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:15.039 It is a real video. It's just not a real thing 00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:18.160 in the video. I still don't understand. Do you 00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:20.160 see the picture in the picture? Yeah. But why 00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:22.019 was the smaller picture in the picture clearer 00:31:22.019 --> 00:31:24.660 than the big one, but it was the same thing? 00:31:24.799 --> 00:31:26.680 It's probably because it's lower resolution maybe. 00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:29.339 It's smaller, so it looks a little bit better. 00:31:31.980 --> 00:31:33.799 It's like when I play old school video games 00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:37.700 on my laptop and I plug it into my laptop into 00:31:37.700 --> 00:31:40.900 my screen monitor. Monitor, screen, monitor. 00:31:41.180 --> 00:31:43.140 I can just say that word and not say screen at 00:31:43.140 --> 00:31:46.180 all. But I plug it in there and you have to change 00:31:46.180 --> 00:31:47.920 the resolution. And when you change the resolution, 00:31:48.099 --> 00:31:50.420 the graphics look better. You lower it to meet 00:31:50.420 --> 00:31:54.819 the graphics. Gotcha, gotcha. Sure. Yeah, sure. 00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:58.960 You mean people? That's a comment. You mean people? 00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:01.579 but do you what does that mean is she called 00:32:01.579 --> 00:32:04.019 there's like she's like a you mean people or 00:32:04.019 --> 00:32:06.579 it's like you mean people question mark is like 00:32:06.579 --> 00:32:08.900 is she calling us me oh i see what i see where 00:32:08.900 --> 00:32:10.380 it's coming from okay so read the comment above 00:32:10.380 --> 00:32:13.200 so he's just holding the thing hostage i guess 00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:16.160 but this is the footage they can get i mean come 00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:19.880 on the person under amanda is like you you mean 00:32:19.880 --> 00:32:22.500 people oh that's not amanda that's armando oh 00:32:22.500 --> 00:32:26.359 i can't see shit i'm sorry This is definitely 00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:29.099 real. Looks for sure real. Wow. Finally, some 00:32:29.099 --> 00:32:37.839 real footage coming out. I hate this world so 00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:42.299 much. Hold on. Why in all recorded videos from 00:32:42.299 --> 00:32:45.160 years, you see them being tortured to say something? 00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:49.640 What? Yeah. Are there torture videos of aliens? 00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:51.519 I haven't seen any of them. It's on the dark 00:32:51.519 --> 00:32:54.569 web. Gotcha. Gotcha. It's on the dark web with 00:32:54.569 --> 00:32:58.009 the mermaid guys who are capturing and cataloging 00:32:58.009 --> 00:32:59.210 the sex hair color. It's the only safe place. 00:32:59.529 --> 00:33:04.930 Yeah. Parentheses sirens. Now have we considered 00:33:04.930 --> 00:33:14.890 Medusa? I like this one. Just cap. You can see 00:33:14.890 --> 00:33:16.990 the reflection of the guy filming an alien's 00:33:16.990 --> 00:33:19.390 black eye. Weird that he is like holding a phone. 00:33:19.710 --> 00:33:23.279 But it is not clear actually. No, you can't. 00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:24.819 You can't see any of that. What are you talking 00:33:24.819 --> 00:33:30.799 about? It's not clear, actually. Duh. Oh, my 00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:33.019 God. This is amazing. Is this employee from Area 00:33:33.019 --> 00:33:38.859 51 still alive? I doubt it. I don't know. I don't 00:33:38.859 --> 00:33:40.839 know. Well, he has to still be alive. They uploaded 00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:45.500 it. Well, I mean, he uploaded it. Is he still 00:33:45.500 --> 00:33:48.859 alive after that? Oh, okay. I see what you're 00:33:48.859 --> 00:33:51.259 saying. Yeah. Actually, this comment here by 00:33:51.259 --> 00:33:54.460 Julian is my favorite. Why would an alien's features 00:33:54.460 --> 00:33:57.019 align with our own? Two eyes, mouth, two arms, 00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:58.720 two legs. We're talking something from light 00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:00.880 years away, living in a potentially very different 00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:03.240 environment. There are animals in our oceans 00:34:03.240 --> 00:34:05.319 that look more alien than this. I think we've 00:34:05.319 --> 00:34:09.539 got to think outside the box a little. Julian's 00:34:09.539 --> 00:34:12.500 been vaxxed. Julian nailed it. He got it, yeah. 00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:20.489 Looks like rubber. Oh, God damn. I'm surprised 00:34:20.489 --> 00:34:23.230 not no Nephilim in this one. Oh, this guy says 00:34:23.230 --> 00:34:25.510 my sculpture looks pretty cool with animated 00:34:25.510 --> 00:34:28.289 eyes. Oh, shit. Do you think someone just stole 00:34:28.289 --> 00:34:31.849 his video of his sculpture? Well, do you want 00:34:31.849 --> 00:34:34.809 to check it out? He only got three likes. Well, 00:34:34.849 --> 00:34:36.349 yeah, because no one's... I mean, let's see. 00:34:37.650 --> 00:34:41.730 Ah, private. Boo. Nobody stole your video, you 00:34:41.730 --> 00:34:43.929 fucking clown. Boo, you whore. All right, last 00:34:43.929 --> 00:34:46.349 video, right? Yeah. Okay, what do we got? All 00:34:46.349 --> 00:34:47.650 right, so this is from a different account. This 00:34:47.650 --> 00:34:50.150 is Cryptodex Jose. Deep in the labyrinth sewers 00:34:50.150 --> 00:34:53.010 of London. Oh, I hate that. Yeah, it's not great, 00:34:53.130 --> 00:34:56.630 right? No. That sucks. I mean, that's cool as 00:34:56.630 --> 00:34:59.550 fuck, but if I ever encountered something like 00:34:59.550 --> 00:35:02.289 that, I'd probably just leave the planet. Yeah. 00:35:02.829 --> 00:35:05.269 First comment. I know it's fake, because ain't 00:35:05.269 --> 00:35:07.369 nobody with a shred of common sense picking that 00:35:07.369 --> 00:35:13.309 up with their bare hands. You're 100 % correct. 00:35:13.489 --> 00:35:15.570 Yeah, dude. It looks like the underside of a 00:35:15.570 --> 00:35:18.230 horseshoe crab. Yeah. Oh, I hate it so much. 00:35:18.670 --> 00:35:32.289 Nice try, Diddy. Can I pet that dog? AI getting 00:35:32.289 --> 00:35:36.820 better. Is it though? Yeah. In Australia, we 00:35:36.820 --> 00:35:39.480 have real spiders bigger, and I thought they 00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:43.800 are fairly safe until it ate my dog. It ate your 00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:46.920 dog, man. Come experience the wildlife, just 00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:49.400 not during drop bear mating season, unless you're 00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:54.000 into that. What's a drop bear? It's a fake thing. 00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:58.059 It's basically like a koala. Oh, okay. Drop bears 00:35:58.059 --> 00:36:01.130 are like... It's like a koala with razor -sharp 00:36:01.130 --> 00:36:02.650 teeth and it jumps down from the trees and eats 00:36:02.650 --> 00:36:04.489 you. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. It's not real. It's 00:36:04.489 --> 00:36:06.409 like, you ever heard of the Pacific Northwest 00:36:06.409 --> 00:36:10.130 tree octopus? Yes. It's kind of like that, I 00:36:10.130 --> 00:36:19.550 think. Maybe. Oh, my God. I'm not going to read 00:36:19.550 --> 00:36:21.050 it, but... Nope, not going to read it. Oh, that's 00:36:21.050 --> 00:36:25.969 a good comment. Oh, my God. What's this Russian 00:36:25.969 --> 00:36:29.460 person got to say? I constantly catch and pet 00:36:29.460 --> 00:36:33.340 them. They are so nice. Oh, boy. Spider -Man's 00:36:33.340 --> 00:36:41.860 son. What a load of shit. Oh, fuck, dude. This 00:36:41.860 --> 00:36:45.460 is good. So there was one other video on this 00:36:45.460 --> 00:36:47.380 page that I wanted to show you just because the 00:36:47.380 --> 00:36:50.340 comments are really funny. I got to find it. 00:36:50.500 --> 00:36:55.820 It was a... Hold on. I saw it this morning when 00:36:55.820 --> 00:36:58.079 I was like... Getting these together. I'm still 00:36:58.079 --> 00:37:00.619 thinking about that one comment we couldn't read. 00:37:03.380 --> 00:37:06.000 I don't know what that thing is, but we're not 00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:07.760 watching. Surprisingly, so Squatch Watch's page 00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:10.599 you would think would have more Squatch. Yeah. 00:37:11.300 --> 00:37:13.820 It's not. It's got a couple horses. Yeah, it's 00:37:13.820 --> 00:37:16.840 got praying angel figures, a lot of mermaids, 00:37:16.840 --> 00:37:23.619 a lot of ice wall shit. Of course they're a flat 00:37:23.619 --> 00:37:25.639 earther. That would only make sense. Oh, yeah, 00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:29.420 sure. I think it's this one. So it's a Bigfoot 00:37:29.420 --> 00:37:34.039 video. Bigfoot sighting. Do you see the big... 00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:35.880 First of all, I like that they animated the Jack 00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:40.679 Link's jerky guy. No, I can't see shit. I saw 00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.139 it for a second. Yeah. How come I saw this video 00:37:44.139 --> 00:37:52.039 five months ago? I gotta fucking... There was 00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:54.239 a video talking about... Or a comment talking 00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:58.789 about how... Maybe it wasn't this one. It was 00:37:58.789 --> 00:38:02.829 about how you can release Bigfoot footage, but 00:38:02.829 --> 00:38:08.230 the government or someone, they make you upload 00:38:08.230 --> 00:38:12.550 it in like 450p. Oh, the government makes you 00:38:12.550 --> 00:38:17.289 do it. So it's always blurry. Okay. And I was 00:38:17.289 --> 00:38:22.210 like, that's probably the smartest comment about 00:38:22.210 --> 00:38:25.170 why it's blurry. I wish I could find it because 00:38:25.170 --> 00:38:31.760 it's so fucking funny. Where was it? Also, this 00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:33.880 fucking thing. I don't know what this jellyfish 00:38:33.880 --> 00:38:36.519 guy is doing. But that's not. The luminous giant 00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:39.880 of the deep. Yeah, that's not. Why is it floating? 00:38:40.019 --> 00:38:43.059 It's out of the water. It's not floating. It's 00:38:43.059 --> 00:38:46.059 on its little leggy boys. Yeah, because jellyfish 00:38:46.059 --> 00:38:50.079 notoriously stable body. Yeah. I can't find it, 00:38:50.099 --> 00:38:53.460 but goddamn, it was so fucking good. Jesus, look 00:38:53.460 --> 00:38:55.539 at that scorpion with the giant testicles. Incredible. 00:38:55.900 --> 00:39:00.699 Oh, you mean the fucking. The nudibranch. Oh, 00:39:00.780 --> 00:39:03.880 it was this right here. This is at The Watchers. 00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:05.880 Leaked footage of a Bigfoot family hidden in 00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:08.639 plain sight. Hidden in plain sight. Yeah. Hidden 00:39:08.639 --> 00:39:11.400 in plain sight. Yeah. Yes, again, real video, 00:39:11.400 --> 00:39:15.039 but special service organs said you can share 00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:17.659 this vid, but in a very, very low quality, maybe 00:39:17.659 --> 00:39:21.179 in 45p, or you will miss forever. This is rule 00:39:21.179 --> 00:39:23.679 of every Bigfoot dog man or mermaid video. And 00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:26.659 everybody who share these vids are follow this 00:39:26.659 --> 00:39:32.480 rule every time. Parenthesis. There was no. The 00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:36.519 end parenthesis is great because there's no start 00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:39.079 of the parenthesis. It's so good. It would have 00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:41.280 been better if the beginning of his username 00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:44.000 was a parenthesis. Yeah. And he just ended every 00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:47.159 comment with that. He's so smart. I just like 00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:49.380 that. Yes, again, real video, but special service 00:39:49.380 --> 00:39:53.539 organs said you can share this video, but in 00:39:53.539 --> 00:39:57.559 very, very low quality. Maybe in 45p? Maybe. 00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:03.980 In 45p? Yeah, or you will miss forever. Hold 00:40:03.980 --> 00:40:06.340 on. Let me read it in the original language. 00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:10.079 Maybe that'll help. Yes. Again, the real video, 00:40:10.179 --> 00:40:13.780 but special service organs said, you cannot share 00:40:13.780 --> 00:40:17.519 this, but in very low quality, maybe in 45p, 00:40:17.579 --> 00:40:21.280 or you will miss forever. This rule of every 00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:24.699 Bigfoot, Dogman, or Mermaid video. And everybody 00:40:24.699 --> 00:40:27.699 who shared these vids. Or follow this rule every 00:40:27.699 --> 00:40:30.519 time. You got a little Borati there at the end. 00:40:31.059 --> 00:40:34.619 Every time. Every time. Let's see what this one 00:40:34.619 --> 00:40:37.860 says. Creatures like these exist, and in the 00:40:37.860 --> 00:40:40.099 past, they were far more numerous. But as the 00:40:40.099 --> 00:40:41.860 population increased, taking over the forest, 00:40:41.920 --> 00:40:44.039 they were forced to hide. There are more mysteries 00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:46.639 between heaven and earth than our vain philosophy 00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:50.920 dreams of. Okay. All right. I like the vain philosophy 00:40:50.920 --> 00:40:52.300 part. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. 00:40:52.739 --> 00:40:58.380 AI at its best. It really does look like AI. 00:40:58.579 --> 00:41:03.400 There's no impact on the body when they walk. 00:41:03.699 --> 00:41:06.239 Yeah, I do like this one. If only it was a little 00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:12.650 more blurry, I would believe. The government 00:41:12.650 --> 00:41:15.409 says there are feral societies in the national 00:41:15.409 --> 00:41:18.329 forest, but don't want to make it public because 00:41:18.329 --> 00:41:21.349 civilians will be scared. What? Who did the government 00:41:21.349 --> 00:41:25.469 say that to? Well, they just said it. Oh, I see. 00:41:25.630 --> 00:41:28.030 It was just out. They just put it out there. 00:41:28.150 --> 00:41:34.070 Yeah. Behind closed doors. Yeah. This dude's 00:41:34.070 --> 00:41:35.909 a whistle. He was there. This is a whistleblower. 00:41:36.550 --> 00:41:40.190 Excellent. That's what it is. Duh. My father 00:41:40.190 --> 00:41:42.590 told me how he was a teenager of about 15 years 00:41:42.590 --> 00:41:44.750 old in the 50s of the last century when he was 00:41:44.750 --> 00:41:46.409 riding a donkey in the mountains of Kazakhstan. 00:41:50.269 --> 00:41:54.969 I didn't read ahead at all. So that took me for... 00:41:54.969 --> 00:42:00.230 Oh, God. Oh, Borat. That threw me... Oh, Borat. 00:42:00.269 --> 00:42:02.489 There was a wilderness reserve there, and passing 00:42:02.489 --> 00:42:04.530 along the mountain path, he saw a woman in the 00:42:04.530 --> 00:42:07.250 bushes all covered in wool. Her breasts were 00:42:07.250 --> 00:42:11.400 visible. She was looking at him. My father spurred 00:42:11.400 --> 00:42:13.940 the donkey and rode away quickly. He was very 00:42:13.940 --> 00:42:17.239 frightened then. Oh, my God. Dude. That could 00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:20.199 not have been a better comment. But also. I want 00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:22.539 that framed. I just. What if he's stuck around? 00:42:22.659 --> 00:42:25.119 What if, you know, titties out? She's eyeballing 00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:28.980 you. Yeah. You're missing out, man. Maybe she 00:42:28.980 --> 00:42:34.360 wants. Maybe she wants to make a hybrid. It's 00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:37.570 simple, in my opinion. The Sasquatch creature 00:42:37.570 --> 00:42:39.829 has an ability or special power that the government 00:42:39.829 --> 00:42:42.429 knows about and wants slash has and doesn't want 00:42:42.429 --> 00:42:44.409 anyone else domestic or foreign to know about 00:42:44.409 --> 00:42:46.750 or have. The government has known for a long 00:42:46.750 --> 00:42:50.050 time that they exist and even list even listed 00:42:50.050 --> 00:42:52.789 as a creature to be alert and cautious of in 00:42:52.789 --> 00:42:55.869 old military forest recon booklets. As long as 00:42:55.869 --> 00:42:59.230 they're protected, it is what it is. You're in 00:42:59.230 --> 00:43:02.449 the army. Is that true? Were they in any? Military 00:43:02.449 --> 00:43:05.449 forest recon booklets? Not even remotely true 00:43:05.449 --> 00:43:09.929 by any stretch. And just to be clear, it's not 00:43:09.929 --> 00:43:12.170 just because I was in the modern military. I 00:43:12.170 --> 00:43:15.769 had access to a lot of old training documents. 00:43:16.130 --> 00:43:18.250 And we used to open them and read them because 00:43:18.250 --> 00:43:20.309 some of them were really funny. I can imagine. 00:43:20.670 --> 00:43:25.369 And I've never seen anything about forest creatures 00:43:25.369 --> 00:43:28.269 like Bigfoot. There's nothing. They're a full 00:43:28.269 --> 00:43:31.550 100 % stacked to the gills with shit. That's 00:43:31.550 --> 00:43:35.250 a shame. Yeah. All right. Let's see what people 00:43:35.250 --> 00:43:38.989 are saying to this guy. Coherent matter. Watch 00:43:38.989 --> 00:43:43.690 Sasquatch, a flash of beauty on Tubi. Is that 00:43:43.690 --> 00:43:48.110 a porn? Well, Tubi's like that free. Right. So 00:43:48.110 --> 00:43:51.389 it's like a soft core porn. Yes. Yes, I did see 00:43:51.389 --> 00:43:54.570 that. Very interesting watch for sure. These 00:43:54.570 --> 00:43:57.030 are the two producers of that film, I'm sure. 00:43:57.170 --> 00:43:59.150 Oh, this is just viral marketing campaign. Yeah, 00:43:59.150 --> 00:44:03.789 exactly. Sasquatch. Oh, God. Don't even read 00:44:03.789 --> 00:44:07.030 it. It's so long. Hold on. Sasquatch have a scientific 00:44:07.030 --> 00:44:10.889 name, Homo sapien cognitus. They're hidden dismissed 00:44:10.889 --> 00:44:15.469 because they're hybrids. MTDNA is a human and 00:44:15.469 --> 00:44:19.030 UDNA is unknown. Not even in GenBank. And that 00:44:19.030 --> 00:44:21.469 holds every DNA sequence we have collected. It 00:44:21.469 --> 00:44:23.590 should be in there. There's a lot of lies like 00:44:23.590 --> 00:44:26.489 it's an unpublished study. That's not true. ZooBank. 00:44:26.630 --> 00:44:30.739 What the fuck? I'm done. I told you. Told you. 00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:32.480 I knew it was going to be bad. Yeah. All right. 00:44:32.940 --> 00:44:35.980 Yeah, that's it. That's all I got. Wow. It was 00:44:35.980 --> 00:44:38.460 a lot of fun. We have to do this again. We should 00:44:38.460 --> 00:44:41.400 make this an annual thing. I agree. Let's stop 00:44:41.400 --> 00:44:44.420 sharing this screen. All right. Wow. It was good. 00:44:44.920 --> 00:44:47.440 That was incredible. I told you. The videos are 00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:49.840 dumb, but the comments. The comments really did 00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:52.019 it. The comments really did it. We needed more 00:44:52.019 --> 00:44:55.619 Nephilim, though. Yes. I'm disappointed that 00:44:55.619 --> 00:44:57.940 we can't use Nephilim as a way to rate these 00:44:57.940 --> 00:45:00.590 videos. It only showed up in like half of them, 00:45:00.630 --> 00:45:05.230 which is more than it should. What we should 00:45:05.230 --> 00:45:08.269 do is rate everything on, on a Bible level. Like 00:45:08.269 --> 00:45:13.650 if somebody brings up the Christian deities, 00:45:13.690 --> 00:45:17.170 yeah, then we can, we'll rate it that way. Okay. 00:45:17.250 --> 00:45:20.969 But have you considered, have you considered 00:45:20.969 --> 00:45:26.409 Medusa? Have you, that thought ever crossed your 00:45:26.409 --> 00:45:28.949 mind where we'll be wounded? Where it will be 00:45:28.949 --> 00:45:39.590 wounded. Oh, fuck. That was good. So good. Parentheses, 00:45:39.590 --> 00:45:44.010 sirens. All right. That's all. Close parentheses. 00:45:44.090 --> 00:45:49.050 No open parentheses. Goddamn. All right. That's 00:45:49.050 --> 00:45:51.909 it. That's all I got. Yeah. This has been awesome. 00:45:53.250 --> 00:45:55.130 We definitely have to do this again next year. 00:45:55.269 --> 00:46:00.559 I agree. Hello, everyone. It's nice to see us 00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:03.719 on video. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we're on video 00:46:03.719 --> 00:46:05.860 all the time. But it's like a full video. Gotcha, 00:46:05.940 --> 00:46:07.539 gotcha. I have no idea how I'm going to edit 00:46:07.539 --> 00:46:09.719 this. I might just fucking let it rip. Yeah, 00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:12.179 just let it roll. Don't edit anything. So you're 00:46:12.179 --> 00:46:14.860 going to see me really close up as I plug in 00:46:14.860 --> 00:46:16.940 the laptop, as I try and plug in the laptop. 00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:18.599 You know, give the viewers what they want, you 00:46:18.599 --> 00:46:21.239 know? Yeah. Everybody wants to see my belly button. 00:46:22.500 --> 00:46:24.039 I at least want to tickle it from the inside. 00:46:24.460 --> 00:46:27.820 Oh, boy. Well, Dave and I are going to go play 00:46:27.820 --> 00:46:29.900 tummy sticks. We'll talk to you later. All right. 00:46:30.099 --> 00:46:31.579 Before we go, is there anything you want to plug? 00:46:31.659 --> 00:46:34.699 You got anything going on? No. No? I'm driving 00:46:34.699 --> 00:46:36.719 back to Massachusetts today. Oh, that sucks. 00:46:37.059 --> 00:46:38.880 Yeah, it's like going to be five and a half hours 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:43.119 or so. I'll be fine. I feel like Sunday's usually 00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:45.139 a pretty good day. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I said 00:46:45.139 --> 00:46:47.179 five and a half, not like six and a half. I don't 00:46:47.179 --> 00:46:50.000 think it'll be too bad. All right. Well, hope 00:46:50.000 --> 00:46:53.199 you enjoyed this video. Yeah. Thank you for watching. 00:46:53.739 --> 00:46:58.489 Yeah. Like. Share. Smash that like button. Hit 00:46:58.489 --> 00:47:05.289 subscribe. You fucked that like button. And also, 00:47:05.329 --> 00:47:09.409 all of you listening on the audio, sorry. This 00:47:09.409 --> 00:47:11.429 is going to be a terrible listen for you. Sorry 00:47:11.429 --> 00:47:13.690 you don't have access to YouTube. Yeah, right. 00:47:13.969 --> 00:47:16.050 Just watch it in your car like a normal person. 00:47:16.230 --> 00:47:22.400 Yeah, just hold it. All right. Yeah, follow us 00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:24.159 on Instagram, Crypto Cocktail. Follow us on TikTok, 00:47:24.340 --> 00:47:27.539 Crypto Cocktail Party. 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