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Welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail
Party, a show where we have a few drinks, share
a few laughs and take a dive into the unknown.
I'm your host, Dave. Joined as always by my wonderful
co -host, Sarge. But on this episode, we have
two very wonderful guests, Janice and Jess from
the podcast Haunted By. How's it going, guys?
Doing great. Good. How are you? I'm doing fine.
Sarge, how are you? Sorry to put you last. No,
no, I'm happy to go last. I am magnificent. Magnificent,
you say? That's a bold claim. Yeah, I mean, some
days I'm good, some days not so good. Today,
magnificent works. You just described everyone
at all times. Yeah. Right. Sometimes I'm bad,
sometimes I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying to be relatable,
Dave. Trying to be more relatable. All right,
well, Janice and Jess, why don't you guys, if
one of you wants to take the reins, tell us a
little about your show what you're doing give
the give the uh the audience i guess a vibe your
vibe i guess would be the best jess i'll let
you go for it janice oh whoa okay oh my god so
well okay well we've been friends for a really
long time okay and we just decided let's do a
podcast and we do um pop culture moments we do
stories And then with movie deaths that were
haunted by. Yeah. Okay. Oh, okay. So we've got
a little bit of variety. We're kind of all over
the place, but you know, we, we make it work.
We make it flow. At least we think we do, but
it's still all kind of the same niche. Like,
it's not like you're doing like horror one day
and then romantic comedies the next day. And
then like, so I mean, I think it works. I could
see how it would flow. Yeah. That's good. All
right, so I guess just, Janice, before we start,
I just have one question. Are you guys, like,
cryptids people at all? Like, do you guys like
cryptids at all? Oh, yeah, definitely. Something
you're into? Awesome. The weirder, the better.
This episode has nothing to do with that, so.
Damn. Okay, then, you know, we'll see you later.
We were tricked. But it kind of falls in the
same realm. The old bait and switch. We're going
to talk about economic policy. This is where
our cut issues come from, and they just keep
on going. Now I'm sweating. Just keep drinking.
That could be the vodka soda, though. I'm going
to drink that. All right. So, you guys, let me
set the scene for you, okay? New Year's Day,
2024. A packed mall suddenly erupts into chaos.
Crowds of terrified shoppers running in every
direction, stores slamming their gates shut,
police cruisers pour into the plaza with their
sirens and lights ablaze. Nobody really seems
to know what's going on, but everyone can feel
that something is very, very off. Within minutes,
shaky phone footage starts exploding on social
media, each one adding more and more confusion
into the mix. Something went down that night,
and whatever it was, it sent the internet into
full -blown meltdown. This week, my esteemed
guests and Sarge, I think we're going to figure
it all out. Today, we are going to be discussing
the Miami Mall incident. Do you guys remember
this? Is this something you guys are familiar
with? No. Oh, I think I do. What do you think
it is, Jess, real quick? Was this the alien thing?
Hell yeah, it was the alien thing. Yes! Yes!
Okay. I missed this. Sarge, you don't remember
this at all? No, man. I don't even remember what
I had for breakfast. Dude, the video footage
in this is wild. Janice, do you remember this
at all? No, does that mean I'm so uneducated?
Like, am I just under a rock? Just, like, not
paying attention? Because it wasn't that long
ago. i should have been trying to stay tuned
in but i don't know how i would have missed an
alien sighting in a shopping mall i dug through
videos to find this freaking alien so i'm psyched
let's do it this this thing was everywhere like
and not just like tiktok and twitter like it
was any social media like you couldn't escape
it for like i feel like months almost like it
was everywhere so yeah so this whole situation
blew up on social media like tiktok and twitter
all thanks to one short grainy video someone
at bayside marketplace films this like this chaos
outside the mall from across the plaza police
lights flashing against the buildings people
running officers moving with purpose it looks
like something serious is happening but the footage
is shaky and kind of unclear Then the camera
shifts ever so slightly, just enough to catch
a tall, dark shape near one of the mall entrances.
It's hard to make out because the footage looks
like it was filmed on like a Motorola Razr, but
it appears to show a long, upright silhouette
in the middle of like the flashing red and blue
lights. Could be a person, could be a shadow,
could be anything. But as we all know, that uncertainty
of what was being shown is all it takes. The
clip hits TikTok, and while the original clip
never mentions aliens or anything nefarious,
it was kind of basically like a, oh shit, shit's
going down at the mall kind of video. The internet
immediately and collectively decided, nah man,
this is weird. So users began making their own
videos, zooming in frame by frame, circling shapes,
slowing down the footage, and swearing up and
down that you can clearly... And I'm using the
word clearly here in like the loosest of terms.
You can clearly see something that they can't
explain. They're like, it's clear as day over
in that corner covered in darkness. I know what
it is. I mean, it's tough to tell when you film
with the original pixel. Yeah, seriously. It
literally looks like it was filmed on like a
Nokia. Like it was not. It's a Nokia phone with
a camera like duct taped. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's
like some guy in old -timey garb using a daguerreotype.
Someone's on a crank in the corner like, we got
footage, I promise. The footage was recorded
on glass. Yeah. This is going to be huge, guys.
This is going to be huge. Do you see it? No,
I don't. No one does. Don't worry about it. Even
though it wasn't the best footage, the video
takes off spreading far and spreading fast. Again,
not because it's clear. but because it isn't.
And once the hashtags started rolling in and
that footage started going around, the narrative
surrounding what was going on took on a life
of its own. So like in a matter of minutes, and
I mean fucking like the day of minutes, people
online went from what's happening in Miami to
there are fucking aliens standing outside of
the mall in Miami. But before the alien stuff
even started. miami police did put out a statement
explaining what went down at bayside mall so
according to them a bunch of teenagers got into
like this huge scuffle or whatever and they were
setting off fireworks inside the mall you know
just your typical teenage shit you know as we
all did growing up casual yeah yeah so what happened
or allegedly what happened is around 8 30 p .m
people in the mall started hearing loud bangs
all throughout the building which they all thought
were gunshots now that triggered a panic and
stores started locking down people ran for the
exits and officers flooded the scene to figure
out what the fuck was happening now they found
the bangs were just fireworks not guns they said
the disturbance was quote -unquote a large group
of juveniles and they insisted the whole thing
was just your typical run -of -the -mill new
year's scuffle That was the official line. Good
old New Year's scuffle. Good old New Year's scuffle.
Typical. You're from South. You know the New
Year's Donnybrook? We all got into them. You
don't have to tell me twice. Have I been part
of these scuffles? No, but I've heard of them.
The thing is, when it happens in Boston, it's
a Donnybrook with a Donny Wahlberg. Almost always.
There'll be a movie next weekend with Mark Wahlberg
in it. Playing his brother. Just another Wahlberg.
Just keep going. I mean, you can't blame people
for thinking that. The Wahlbergs are like squirrels.
They're everywhere. They are everywhere. Talk
about a nuisance. And just like squirrels, you
can't get rid of them. But they're part of the
scenery. And you're like, ah, it's a squirrel.
Is it a squirrel? Is it a Wahlberg? Just keep
moving. I don't know. Did it open a burger restaurant?
Then it's probably a Wahlberg. Probably a Wahlberg.
In your crawl space, chewing at your wiring.
Probably a Wahlberg. Well, the internet, they
saw that, you know, the statement from the police
and kind of collectively went, sure. And it's
that skepticism that made this whole thing worse
because once that first shaky video, like...
really took off the eyewitnesses quote unquote
uh came out of the woodwork not like official
witnesses or like people the news or the police
talked to these are just random people stitching
the clip or like talking over screenshots or
writing poorly grammatic captions about what
they swore they saw at bayside that night one
tiktok user uh claimed she was at the mall and
said that something quote unquote huge had happened
and then immediately went on to say Not a single
news station is talking about it, which in conspiracy
talk is basically accusing the news and the government
of a cover up. Like you do. Yeah, like you do.
Yeah. Another user insisted that they saw three
giant gray humanoids about nine to ten feet tall
calmly walk out of a store during all the chaos.
And according to her. It brought friends. Yeah.
Yeah. Got it. According to her, the official
explanation just didn't. jive i guess uh one
post on instagram went viral claiming quote i
was at the miami mall yesterday and the government
is lying there was no kids fighting everyone
started panicking panicking because these great
creatures were walking around end quote so yeah
there you go that's all the proof i need uh more
accounts chimed in with their own details uh
with claims of seven to ten foot tall creatures
running around the mall Reports that people were
being attacked. Shadow figures lurking near storefronts.
And these stories started spreading faster than
the actual clip itself. And each one seemed to
be bigger, scarier, and more exaggerated than
the last. And because the internet decidedly
isn't the best at moderation or common sense,
the theories about who or what happened started
to come in. And they pretty much went... nuclear
some users insisted that the creatures didn't
just appear that they were summoned claiming
the teens inside the mall had opened a portal
during the chaos oh so it's stranger things yeah
pretty much with people and fucking portals yeah
yeah i feel like all the time now it's a portal
people love portals well we're getting bored
sarge we need portals when you scuffle with enough
people a portal automatically open You're like,
hey, this couple can only have 10 any higher.
We got a portal on our hands. That's why you
have to be really careful when there's a victory
parade in Boston. Others decided the beings were
actually Nephilim, you know, like from the Bible.
God damn it. God damn it. Always. Some decided
that they were connected to the 10 -foot -tall
aliens that were spotted in that dude's backyard
in Vegas just a few months before that. I don't
know if you guys remember the Vegas alien. Yep,
I do remember that. Yeah. Also, it didn't matter
that almost every one of these eyewitness accounts
contradicted the last. The internet only cared
about the overarching theme of the accounts,
which was, quote, like, I was there, I saw something,
and the police are covering it up. Even though
none of the witnesses seemed to, you know, have,
like... videos photos it was pretty much all
just based on vibes like yeah just vibes honestly
straight vibes most of the time yeah i mean vibes
are really all you need yeah so the question
really is like why was everyone so ready to jump
to aliens so quickly well for starters nobody
had a clear explanation of what had actually
happened for a couple hours when Dozens of cruisers
swarm a mall on New Year's with their lights
on full blast, blocking roads, cops running around.
An official word is basically crickets for a
while. Even for a short amount of time, it creates
this perfect little vacuum. And if there's anything
the internet refuses to let exist, it's a vacuum.
Then you add grainy, quote unquote, tall figure
videos into the mix. One weird shadow at the
wrong angle. One shape that kind of sort of looks
like something non -human. If you squint hard
enough, then suddenly people are like, Oh, yeah,
that's for sure a 10 -foot alien just chilling
outside the mall. Naturally. Right. What time
of year was this? Well, hold on. Give me one
second. All right. Plus, it probably didn't help
that it was New Year's Day. So two -thirds of
the country was hungover and sleep -deprived,
and they were just doom -scrolling, which, I
mean, that's kind of prime time for people to
see blurry shadows and go, that's aliens? Definitely.
I mean, we all hallucinate when we're hungover,
right? This is just a given. Tell me that is
normal, please. Yeah, of course. It's Sunday
mornings. I'm like, oh my God, is it a gremlin?
Am I hungover? I don't know. So by the time real
information came out, the internet had already
built a narrative and I got to give it to them.
It's definitely way more exciting. This thing
didn't slow down. All of this was just within
the first day or so. Once those first few clips
hit the internet and it was, like, really going
viral, it went even more viraler, I guess. And
the claims got even crazier. Like, for instance...
There's claims of a shootout. Multiple posts
insisted that the police had begun engaging hostile
entities inside and outside the mall. So yeah,
so according to these people, officers were literally
shooting at the creatures. Okay, good. That might
be the most accurate part of the story. Can you
imagine if Nephilim came down to Earth and the
police showed up, they'd just start shooting
angels? They'd just shoot at it. I don't know.
To be fair, I feel like this is the one time
where that's a valid response. Yeah. Yeah. It's
like, how do you stop the apocalypse? You shoot
at it. Yeah. Right. We've all seen dogma. That's
exactly what you do. There's truly nothing more
American than shooting at something you don't
understand. Yeah. It's valid. I get it. The second
amendment. Every cryptid story. Yeah. Is that.
a bunch of villagers grab shotguns and go out
to the streets. Yeah. I mean, what else are you
going to do? Sometimes you got to, I guess. Yeah.
Yeah. Right. Exactly. Start firing wildly into
the air to scare off whatever you don't understand.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really glad we're all on
the same page. Right. Yeah. I don't know if Sargent
is on the same page. He just loves when it happens.
It's just always, it never fails to make me laugh.
Every single time, I'm just like, of course they
brought out the guns. But I mean, a shootout
between the cops and aliens, I say shootout as
if they were shooting back. I don't think they
were, but they were just shooting at unarmed
beings. But that would naturally explain all
the sirens, all the cops, never mind. All that
aside, never mind the fact that not a single
person recorded gunshots, bullet holes, or anything
like that. It's still a pretty fun claim. Then
came the claims that the FAA has shut down all
air traffic over Miami and that the airport was
locked down and all flights were grounded and
then the skies were swept clear. There was also
people claiming that there was a sweeping power
outage and that there were Wi -Fi and phone service.
It cut out for an unspecified amount of time.
And obviously, you can't have a good alien conspiracy
without unmarked black helicopters. So people
were insisting that these black helicopters were
hovering over downtown Miami and sweeping the
area. Then you have my personal favorite, which
we touched on previously. They just came out
of portals. That's it. Just a portal. And they
came on through. That scene from the Avengers
movie. Yeah. I don't know why. All these portals
opening. I think that's really funny. It's a
great one. Frankly, I feel bad for the aliens.
Because I'm sure they were like, we come in peace.
And the police were like, we don't. Yeah. They
were like, okay, well. Game on, motherfucker.
I mean, isn't that most police interactions?
Exactly. But the best part of all of this. Stop
resisting as you're lying on the ground. Right.
Let's not get too heavy, Sarge, all right? We're
talking about aliens. But in the best part of
all this, not a single person's story matched
anyone else's. None of them matched. Nobody had
the same details. Nobody had the proof. And half
the claims contradicted the other half. Even
in videos where people were stitching other quote
-unquote eyewitness accounts to corroborate their
story, they would contradict the original person's
story in their video. Yeah, that's how you know
it's true. Yeah, but it didn't matter because
online, again, the theme was the truth, which
was I was there, I saw something, and the government
is covering it up. And once the internet decides
there's a cover -up, good luck trying to convince
them otherwise. Yeah. So what really happened
here? Was there aliens? Was there Nephilim or
anything like that? Well, the truth was... It
was teenagers. It was teenagers and fireworks.
That's it. So around 830 p .m., Miami PD started
getting 911 calls from inside the mall reporting
gunshots. So people were panicking. Stores were
slamming their doors and everyone inside was
scrambling to get out. So the police showed up
in force expecting to find. active shooters.
What they actually found was a group of over
50 kids just going ape shit. They were lighting
fireworks inside the mall. They were throwing
shit. They were just causing absolute chaos.
But once officers realized what was going on,
even before then, they had called for backup
and like a lot of backup. Miami PD went into
a citywide emergency alert, meaning every available
unit had hauled ass to the Bayside mall. That's
why you see over 60 cop cars in the video. There's
hundreds of police officers, not because they
were forming a perimeter around the mall to have
a shootout with aliens. No, what they encountered
was far worse. Youths. Way worse. The Miami PD
then put out a statement explaining exactly what
happened. There was no conspiracy, no secrecy,
no cover -up. They even addressed the alien rumors
directly in a post saying, quote, there were
no aliens, UFOs, or ETs, no airports were closed,
no power outages, calm down. And then they followed
that up with the facepalm emoji, which I thought
was really funny. they did the facepalm emoji
in their announcement no it was like in a social
media post like they put the facepalm emoji yeah
the official Miami PD it was pretty good they
even posted a video where an officer points to
the giant shadow alien and says quote that That's
literally a person's shadow, end quote. And he
walks through the clip frame by frame and pretty
much proves it's nothing more than just trash
lighting and shit camera quality. But just for
fun, they edited in a little CGI alien because
they were having fun with it. Why wouldn't you?
Like we're leaning in. We're leaning in. It would
actually be funnier if it was like a really tiny
alien. Yes. And it was just casting like a crazy
long shadow. It wasn't that. It was worse than
that. It was like clip art. But yeah, so as for
the other claims, air traffic was never shut
down in Miami International Airport, never halted
or grounded anything, both easily provable. You
can look any of that up. There were no blackouts
or interruptions to cell phone service or Wi
-Fi. Again, easily provable. There was no black
helicopters, not as easily provable, but you're
telling me that no one got it on camera, not
a photo, a video. We're carrying cameras everywhere
we go. Yeah. Yet for some reason, the minute
a black helicopter shows up, everyone forgets
how their phone works. Yeah. Or it's that grainy
Nokia shit. Yeah, exactly. Everyone on earth
is taking high def fucking pictures of their
lunch. Until that moment. Post on Instagram.
Yeah. Now, you guys. are all in agreement with
not only news outlets, fact -checkers, but also
William fucking Shatner, because he joined in
in pointing out that obviously here, like, there's
not a single person in a crowd of hundreds at
a mall full of phones got a photo of a 10 -foot
-tall alien. Not one. Right. Like, not even a
blurry Bigfoot -ass, like, silhouette. Yeah.
All anyone had was a weird shadow in that video
that people really wanted to believe was something
out of this world. You know, I don't like William.
There's negative energy. Of all people, Will.
Of all people, really? You know what? First of
all, Will, fuck you. I don't dare you. Will,
fuck you, Shatner. I don't want that, Shatner.
I should have quoted his actual tweet, but he
tweeted out something about it, and it was something
like fucking like... I guess Captain Kirk isn't
the only one who experiences it. He brought it
back to Star Trek, but he basically could just
call it bullshit on the whole thing. It was really
funny. But yeah, so this whole thing, the Miami
Mall incident or whatever you want to call it,
had been pretty much debunked top to bottom by
January 5th. But like any good internet conspiracy,
that didn't really matter. Like if you look at
the likes and views and reposts on videos perpetuating
the conspiracy versus the ones that are debunking
them, ratio's a bit skewed. People just seem
to want to believe that something happened even
though that something was just teenagers acting
like dickheads. But yeah, so there you have it.
The Miami mall incident. It's the night that
the internet collectively decided Florida had
been invaded by 10 foot tall shadow aliens. The
amount of videos I went through for that. Yeah.
Truly. I went down that rabbit hole. Cause I
was like, no way. But then I was like, why is
everything so grainy? And then I went to the
next video. Like I was in it. I fear I was involved
in that. Yeah. I think we all kind of were for
a minute. Well, at least me and you, maybe not
Sergeant Janice. Show me the alien. Completely
missed me. So this is a roller coaster ride.
I've been really like, that's great. I don't
trust William Shatner anymore. This has been,
it's been a lot. Well, yeah, so it wasn't 10
foot tall aliens. It was just a bunch of kids
who turned a mall into a low budget WWE entrance.
Yeah. Amazing. But if we're being honest, it's
kind of the perfect like modern urban legend.
Like all the ingredients are there for what.
we normally think of for urban legends it's a
chaotic scene there's zero information followed
up by way too much misinformation way too many
cops there's a grainy ass video that was shot
in 144p and you mix all that together and i kind
of get it i get why people latched onto it but
anyways that's the story for the most part I
guess we'll go in a circle here. Jess, how are
you feeling about it? And then we'll go Janice
and then Sarge. How I'm feeling about this whole
tale? Well, like I said, I was very deep involved,
but I was also very frustrated that everyone's
video was very grainy. But I kind of wanted it
to be a thing. I'm just like, things, you know,
things are shit. Like, let's get an alien in
here. I just I really wanted I really wanted
something to happen like I think we've gone through
so much crazy bullshit recently that I'm like
why not an alien so I was ready for it I think
you nailed it I think that's kind of where I
was too I was like I didn't believe it at all
but I was like I get it like why not like this
should I wish maybe it wasn't maybe it wasn't
so much crazy stuff has happened so why not it
was more like a bunch of crazy stuff has happened
so Of course this would also be happening. Of
course, yeah. There's like a meme that's like,
if someone told me a dragon flew by, I'd be like,
I believe it. Because why not? Because of course
there'd be a dragon flying by right now. Yeah,
exactly. It's just one of those things where
everyone's just like, you know what, sure. Janice,
how are you feeling about it? You know, just
because I don't believe that there was an alien
here at the mall. Doesn't mean I don't believe
in aliens. I think they're for sure out there
somewhere. But I think this is a missed opportunity.
And we could do an episode of Saved by the Bell
at the Bayside Mall and do a whole episode. Because
didn't they go to Bayside High? It just kept
making me think of Saved by the Bell. Oh, and
Zach like stops the camera. Yeah. And Zach goes,
guys, we've got an alien on our hands. And you
know what? And it turned out it was just Screech
setting off fireworks. Yeah, the whole time.
R .I .P. Because he wanted to impress Lisa. Yeah.
Yeah. Classic tail. Classic tail. Classic. Tail
is old as time. Exactly. Sarge, how are you feeling?
So I have like a slightly different perspective
on this because in 2011, there was a tornado
that hit Western Massachusetts. That is. National
Guard at the time. Crazy jump. And I got called
up. go with my unit into yeah springfield massachusetts
okay and so we have all these army humvees rolling
into town and um later on that afternoon my my
buddy starts laughing and he shows me a facebook
post that is getting an insurmountable amount
of love oh god i hope it's mine and i look at
it and it's a picture of our truck with a few
others driving into springfield and it is this
person freaking out that the government is coming
to seize their guns. Well, yeah. And I started
laughing hysterically because at this point in
the operation, we didn't even have fucking guns.
And this guy's like, I have it on good authority
that the government is coming to take our guns.
They're not here to help us. And I'm like, bro,
I don't even have a knife. Like, what do you
think I'm going to do? We're just standing on
the street corner like glorified parking cones.
Are you kidding me? I'm wearing a yellow vest.
What do you think is going to happen today? So
anytime people freak the fuck out because there's
a lot of police or a lot of helicopters or something
like that, I think back to that moment and realize
it doesn't matter what you tell the public. They're
going to believe it's aliens or a government
takeover. Oh, for sure. But also, I feel like
people have forgotten this moment that mass shootings
happen almost consistently. It's a... That's
a daily occurrence. So why would your first thought
be alien invasion? I'm sure there were long shadows
in other places where there were loud explosions.
I remember the first time I saw that video, because
I'm on that whole conspiracy alien side of TikTok,
and I was like, no one... Yeah, obviously, if
there's... a multiple active shooter situation,
they're going to bring the full force down on
it. They're not going to just be like one cop
rolling up and be like, oh, I got this, 50 youths.
50 youths. You know what's going to be great?
When actual aliens land, no one's going to believe
it. I know. Yeah. But maybe that's good. I'm
ready. I'm ready, please. They couldn't possibly
do worse than what's happening right now. I was
just going to say, it can't get worse. So. It's
valid. Bring the aliens. Very valid. Like, I
literally would be like, oh, okay. Yeah. But
again, aliens are going to show up. What are
you going to do? Lower oil prices? Like, come
on in. Are my groceries cheaper now? Yeah. Come
on in, guys. Yeah. Show us your secrets. That's
an old word, groceries. We should do groceries.
A word I've never heard before. I've never heard
it before. Who says that word? I will say, though,
if aliens did come down. I'd believe it, but
again, it would be another one of those, yeah,
that might as well be happening now scenarios.
Yeah. Like, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean,
it depends on where they land, because if someone
tells me aliens have landed in America, I'm just
going to be like, no way. We are far too armed.
Aliens aren't stupid. If they can fly across
the universe, they know enough about our culture
to know they would be shot on sight. They're
going to land in a place like Italy or Tibet,
like somewhere where there's not a lot of guns.
Don't you think they'd be okay in New England?
Oh, that's true. They'd be fine in Massachusetts.
Yeah. If they landed in Massachusetts, we'd be
like, we'll get you with our wit. Yeah, some
kid in a scally cap who just handed a tall boy.
I don't know. Do you like vodka? They can't land
in Texas or Miami, but in Massachusetts, we'd
be like, all right, you sure? Yeah. Hey, guy,
you ever been to Saturn? Hey, guy. We'd be hiding
my anus joke. We'd be like, ah, your anus. You
got it. You just hand him a Sam Summer. Like,
here you go, bud. It's a fucking Sam Summer.
We all just turn to the Wahlbergs. We're like,
I don't know. I don't know what to do with it.
They're like, take me to your leader. And we're
like, somebody call Mark. We're like, shit, Donnie.
Donnie. First of all, if they were in Boston
and they said, take us to your leader, it'd be
Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys, first of all.
That's true. I feel like that's who that'd be
the first. Ken shows up. He gets on the red line,
shows up in Boston. I was just getting a coffee
at Dunk's. What's going on? All right, guys.
So that's the episode. Thank you guys so much
for... For joining us. This was a lot of fun.
I hope you guys learned something. Thanks for
having us. I don't think anyone learned anything
from this, but it was fun nonetheless. Yeah,
I had fun. Yeah. This was great. Yeah. All right.
Well, I guess with that out of the way, Jess
and Janice, do you guys want to, is there anything
you want to plug anywhere you want people to
be directed to? I'll let Jess do our plugs. Okay.
Yeah, we're on all the social media. We do TikTok,
Instagram, Facebook. We post little clips right
now. Yeah, come and find us. We're pretty funny.
And we're at hauntedby on all of them. I was
going to say, maybe you should put the at. I
know. No, figure it out, people. And we'll put
a link to your Instagram in the description,
too. I feel like they go on vibes. Like, vibe
it out, man. Go on vibes. Yeah, just go on vibes.
I mean, that's what the internet did with this
story, so it's really all about it. You see a
grainy video of us, keep going. All right. To
all the analysis you can. I'm pretty sure she's
from Moz, guy. Yeah. And Sarge, you got anything
you want to plug while we're here? You can find
me on the socials, Sarge the Destroyer. I'm everywhere,
but don't follow me on Twitter because I don't
even check that shithole anymore. I only keep
my account so I can say mean things to our government.
First of all, sorry, it's called X now. Show
some fucking respect. No, it's called Twitter
now and no one's calling it X. Elon Musk probably
isn't even calling it X. No, probably not. No.
All right. And if you can't find... Either of
their socials, I'll put them in the episode description.
Sarge's socials are in the link in our Instagram,
which you can find at Crypto Cocktail. You can
find us at TikTok, Crypto Cocktail Party. I really
don't have anything else to say. I think that's
kind of it. Normally, at this point in the episode,
Sarge would say goodbye and I love you, but do
one of you guys want to say goodbye and I love
you to the audience? Should we both say it at
the same time? Or you just can start and then
I'll end. Goodbye. I love you.