WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.339 You are now listening to Cryptid Cocktail Party 00:00:40.270 --> 00:00:42.210 Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of 00:00:42.210 --> 00:00:43.710 Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we have 00:00:43.710 --> 00:00:45.609 a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive 00:00:45.609 --> 00:00:47.689 into the unknown. I am your host, Dave, joined 00:00:47.689 --> 00:00:50.689 as always by my wonderful co -host, Sarge. How's 00:00:50.689 --> 00:00:53.549 it going, Sarge? I'm doing fucking fantastic, 00:00:53.869 --> 00:00:55.869 everyone. I talked about professional wrestling 00:00:55.869 --> 00:00:59.390 for the last two hours. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, 00:00:59.509 --> 00:01:04.189 local neighborhood block party. Though I am separated 00:01:04.189 --> 00:01:09.439 from my spouse, we decided to... co -parent the 00:01:09.439 --> 00:01:12.760 party i guess uh so the whole party to grill 00:01:12.760 --> 00:01:18.760 everyone um yeah good times good times i cooked 00:01:18.760 --> 00:01:21.959 uh talked to my neighbors about metal and professional 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:24.640 wrestling i don't know a lot about professional 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:27.200 wrestling i want to be clear i've got nothing 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:30.159 against professional wrestling i just i'm a grown 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:33.459 -up so i don't follow it but Which is weird because 00:01:33.459 --> 00:01:35.359 most people I know who are, it's mostly grownups 00:01:35.359 --> 00:01:36.799 I know that follow it. I don't think I know any 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:38.739 kids nowadays who are like fucking, well, I guess 00:01:38.739 --> 00:01:41.239 John Cena, but everyone loves John Cena. The 00:01:41.239 --> 00:01:44.560 thing is for me, like, I appreciate what it is. 00:01:44.680 --> 00:01:48.500 I know it's hard fucking work. I know, although 00:01:48.500 --> 00:01:51.060 it's like staged and all that shit, like it still 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:53.819 does horrible things to your body, which explains 00:01:53.819 --> 00:01:56.379 why so many professional wrestlers pass away 00:01:56.379 --> 00:01:59.640 long before their time. I was actually a big 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:03.390 fan of Iron Sheik. And he and I did communicate 00:02:03.390 --> 00:02:07.109 through DMs on Twitter, believe it or not. And 00:02:07.109 --> 00:02:09.930 Sergeant Slaughter, who was my favorite. I wouldn't 00:02:09.930 --> 00:02:13.250 say that wrestling is staged. I would say the 00:02:13.250 --> 00:02:16.849 outcomes are predetermined. Yeah, that's a better 00:02:16.849 --> 00:02:18.849 way to say it. You're right. Because these dudes 00:02:18.849 --> 00:02:21.870 still get hurt. They still get fucked up. And 00:02:21.870 --> 00:02:24.270 things do change in the middle of a match. So 00:02:24.270 --> 00:02:27.569 it's not fair to say it's staged. Anyway, long 00:02:27.569 --> 00:02:30.110 story short, we talked a lot about the Montreal 00:02:30.110 --> 00:02:33.370 Screwjob and how much all of us hated Hulk Hogan, 00:02:33.430 --> 00:02:37.050 and that was about it. And then I came down to 00:02:37.050 --> 00:02:39.469 record this lovely episode. Hell yeah, dude. 00:02:40.030 --> 00:02:44.030 Dave, how are you? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. 00:02:44.069 --> 00:02:47.050 We spent most of this weekend, we're going to 00:02:47.050 --> 00:02:48.650 Japan, so we spent most of this weekend just 00:02:48.650 --> 00:02:52.060 trying to get our affairs in order. I'm so goddamn 00:02:52.060 --> 00:02:54.479 jealous. I like that you're treating a trip to 00:02:54.479 --> 00:02:57.960 Japan as if you're probably going to die. Well, 00:02:57.979 --> 00:03:01.319 I mean... I need to get my affairs in order. 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:06.120 There's been a lot of plain news this year. Are 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:09.740 you going to Japan to fight the Yakuza? I'm just 00:03:09.740 --> 00:03:12.759 trying to figure out what your concerns might 00:03:12.759 --> 00:03:15.620 be. I didn't mean like affairs in order. We're 00:03:15.620 --> 00:03:17.840 not writing up our will. I just meant like... 00:03:20.780 --> 00:03:24.000 Like, I had to get, like, fucking toiletries 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:28.860 and shit like that. Oh, yeah. No. Honestly, kind 00:03:28.860 --> 00:03:31.759 of the same thing when you think about it. Yeah, 00:03:31.780 --> 00:03:34.439 yeah. No, but I'm good. I'm good. It's been, 00:03:34.479 --> 00:03:38.060 you know, I got nothing going on this week. I 00:03:38.060 --> 00:03:40.080 mean, that is exciting, though. Packing for a 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:42.139 trip is fun. Yeah, I mean, I still got, like, 00:03:42.139 --> 00:03:45.560 three weeks, but, you know, better get it out 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:47.840 of the way now. I've already been searching for 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:52.270 co -hosts, so. Hell yeah, dude. I expect nothing 00:03:52.270 --> 00:03:54.569 but great things. Well, yeah. I got to do it 00:03:54.569 --> 00:03:56.150 big if you're going to be gone for two weeks. 00:03:56.210 --> 00:04:00.710 I got to come up with a two -parter. I'm excited 00:04:00.710 --> 00:04:02.930 to see what you come up with. It's probably going 00:04:02.930 --> 00:04:05.330 to disappoint you, but I'm going to try. And 00:04:05.330 --> 00:04:08.150 that's the important thing. You know what? That's 00:04:08.150 --> 00:04:10.969 all anyone can ever ask of you. Exactly. It's 00:04:10.969 --> 00:04:13.289 just that you try, man. I'm going to ask for 00:04:13.289 --> 00:04:17.889 so much help. there's gonna be so many people 00:04:17.889 --> 00:04:20.189 in my life they're gonna be like oh fuck dave's 00:04:20.189 --> 00:04:23.949 going away just just bring on talkers that's 00:04:23.949 --> 00:04:26.569 what i do people who can talk you know you just 00:04:26.569 --> 00:04:28.769 say your words and then they'll just keep it 00:04:28.769 --> 00:04:31.110 going for you it seems to work out just fine 00:04:31.110 --> 00:04:35.310 yeah all right so today sarge i have an episode 00:04:35.310 --> 00:04:37.569 for you and i'm not even gonna do what i normally 00:04:37.569 --> 00:04:40.139 do which is like say a bunch of words and then 00:04:40.139 --> 00:04:42.139 reveal what we're going to be talking about because 00:04:42.139 --> 00:04:43.699 this is going to be a little bit of a longer 00:04:43.699 --> 00:04:45.240 episode. So I'm just going to tell you what we're 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:49.300 talking about. Okay. Today, we are talking about 00:04:49.300 --> 00:04:51.439 something that you probably know a decent amount. 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:52.759 This seems like it'd be right up your alley. 00:04:53.980 --> 00:04:55.540 Today, we're going to talk about the Georgia 00:04:55.540 --> 00:05:02.920 Guidestones. Yes. Fuck yeah. Hard as a rock. 00:05:03.100 --> 00:05:05.569 Let's go. So you're familiar then, I take it. 00:05:05.649 --> 00:05:07.370 I'm very familiar with the Georgia Guidestones. 00:05:07.689 --> 00:05:11.350 Okay, so what do you know about them? Okay, tell 00:05:11.350 --> 00:05:13.689 me. Okay, yeah, no, that's good that you asked 00:05:13.689 --> 00:05:15.649 that question while I was shouting to interrupt 00:05:15.649 --> 00:05:21.670 you. I am not 100 % familiar with their purpose. 00:05:21.790 --> 00:05:25.250 I got much more familiar with the fact that people 00:05:25.250 --> 00:05:27.930 from QAnon didn't like them, and that made me 00:05:27.930 --> 00:05:33.480 endlessly happy. Yeah, and QAnon pops up. Once 00:05:33.480 --> 00:05:35.279 or twice in the story. Not like anything crazy, 00:05:35.379 --> 00:05:37.899 but I do mention them because, as you said... 00:05:37.899 --> 00:05:40.560 Well, that's because a QAnon person... You know 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:42.540 what? Actually, I'm going to hold off just in 00:05:42.540 --> 00:05:45.360 case you cover this in the end. I don't cover 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:47.459 much in QAnon, just that they didn't care for 00:05:47.459 --> 00:05:49.839 whatever was happening here. And then blew them 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:53.040 up. I do cover that. Well, I mean, that's the 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:56.160 best. Please cut that part out. No, I'm going 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:58.920 to keep that in. Well, that happened in 2020, 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:01.939 2022. Everyone should know by now, if you even 00:06:01.939 --> 00:06:04.339 are remotely familiar with this, you know what 00:06:04.339 --> 00:06:09.060 happened in the end, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:11.579 So let's dive in. So the story of the Guidestones 00:06:11.579 --> 00:06:15.060 begins in June of 1979, when a man using the 00:06:15.060 --> 00:06:17.620 obviously fake name of R .C. Christian walked 00:06:17.620 --> 00:06:20.100 into the Elberton Granite Finishing Company. 00:06:20.699 --> 00:06:24.379 With what some would call a rather batshit idea. 00:06:25.220 --> 00:06:27.920 I like that he named himself after the off -brand 00:06:27.920 --> 00:06:30.560 version of cola and the off -brand version of 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:37.600 Judaism. So he walked into this granite company 00:06:37.600 --> 00:06:40.920 and he told the then company president, Joe Fenley, 00:06:40.980 --> 00:06:43.420 that he represented, quote, a small group of 00:06:43.420 --> 00:06:46.399 loyal Americans who wanted to commission a monument 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:50.120 from them. Just a simple multi -part granite 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:52.480 structure that would act as a calendar, a compass, 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:55.459 and a message to humanity in the event of some 00:06:55.459 --> 00:06:58.459 sort of looming global catastrophe. Easy peasy. 00:06:58.740 --> 00:07:00.920 Should take no time at all. Lemon squeezy. Yeah. 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:04.959 But after hearing RC's idea pitch, Joe immediately 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:08.300 was like, this dude's fucking with me. Like, 00:07:08.300 --> 00:07:10.699 he has to be fucking with me. Like, he assumed 00:07:10.699 --> 00:07:13.199 RC was either crazy or this was some sort of 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:16.160 prank. So Joe was like, oh yeah dude we can totally 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:18.579 do that and he just quoted him some ridiculously 00:07:18.579 --> 00:07:21.899 high price like just to like try and get this 00:07:21.899 --> 00:07:24.699 guy out of his shop but rc was like fucking done 00:07:24.699 --> 00:07:29.199 deal dude let's do this thing so to which i'm 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:34.519 sure joe was like fuck like he's like i gotta 00:07:34.519 --> 00:07:36.740 do this now but at the same time he's probably 00:07:36.740 --> 00:07:40.000 like fucking this is gonna be a huge payday yeah 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:43.480 so yeah So over the next year or so, Joe worked 00:07:43.480 --> 00:07:46.100 alongside RC on what would later come to be known 00:07:46.100 --> 00:07:49.319 as America's Stonehenge. Christian provided detailed 00:07:49.319 --> 00:07:52.300 blueprints as well as a scale model of the monument. 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:56.180 At the same time, RC and his group quietly bought 00:07:56.180 --> 00:07:58.699 up a five acre plot of land on a hill just outside 00:07:58.699 --> 00:08:01.079 of town with the help of a local banker named 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:03.480 Wyatt Martin, who handled all like the financial 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:06.459 side of things for the quote unquote group that 00:08:06.459 --> 00:08:08.300 he was part of. I have no idea. Yeah. So with 00:08:08.300 --> 00:08:11.100 the plan set and the location secured. the constructions 00:08:11.100 --> 00:08:13.600 of the stone went on in secrecy. No one knew 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:15.420 that these were being built. Even the people 00:08:15.420 --> 00:08:17.100 that were working on it just knew that something 00:08:17.100 --> 00:08:19.399 was being made. It was like fucking how H .H. 00:08:19.439 --> 00:08:24.060 Holmes built his murder castle. He just kept 00:08:24.060 --> 00:08:26.819 firing people after they installed shit. Yeah, 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:28.680 I don't know if that's what happened, but even 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:30.800 the workers didn't truly understand what was 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:33.529 going on. Gotcha. When the construction of the 00:08:33.529 --> 00:08:35.970 Guidestones was completed, they held an unveiling 00:08:35.970 --> 00:08:39.809 ceremony on March 22nd, 1980. A local congressman 00:08:39.809 --> 00:08:42.769 gave a speech. A statement was read from the 00:08:42.769 --> 00:08:45.470 anonymous sponsors that said that their ideas 00:08:45.470 --> 00:08:47.669 should quote -unquote stand on their own merits. 00:08:48.570 --> 00:08:51.190 It is mind -blowing to me that they managed to 00:08:51.190 --> 00:08:54.809 get a congressman to sign on to give a speech 00:08:54.809 --> 00:08:58.029 just based on the fact that these Guidestones 00:08:58.029 --> 00:09:01.470 make no fucking sense. Are you sure they don't? 00:09:02.449 --> 00:09:05.570 i'm 100 positive that they are not christian 00:09:05.570 --> 00:09:10.330 and that's what would scare away most congressmen 00:09:10.330 --> 00:09:14.690 like if it was a giant granite cross okay you're 00:09:14.690 --> 00:09:16.350 definitely getting a congressman from georgia 00:09:16.350 --> 00:09:19.610 to talk about it that's fair yeah um yeah i don't 00:09:19.610 --> 00:09:21.950 know how i mean it was the 80s i feel it must 00:09:21.950 --> 00:09:24.909 have been a campaign year yeah right so the dude's 00:09:24.909 --> 00:09:27.269 like i'll just show up any give me a hundred 00:09:27.269 --> 00:09:29.889 bucks and i'm there he's like i need the tinfoil 00:09:29.889 --> 00:09:36.679 hat vote so so with all that out of the way and 00:09:36.679 --> 00:09:38.419 with hundreds of people in attendance they unveiled 00:09:38.419 --> 00:09:43.620 the stones and the locals were shocked to say 00:09:43.620 --> 00:09:48.320 the least because because the georgia guy stones 00:09:48.320 --> 00:09:50.559 are pretty much unlike anything else anyone has 00:09:50.559 --> 00:09:53.210 ever seen before for one right The monument is 00:09:53.210 --> 00:09:56.090 massive. It consists of four massive upright 00:09:56.090 --> 00:09:58.870 granite slabs that surrounded a central pillar 00:09:58.870 --> 00:10:01.509 with a huge capstone set right on top. It stands 00:10:01.509 --> 00:10:04.190 nearly 20 feet tall and weighed all together 00:10:04.190 --> 00:10:08.429 at almost 240 ,000 pounds. So almost a quarter 00:10:08.429 --> 00:10:12.269 million pounds of granite was used to make this 00:10:12.269 --> 00:10:14.649 fucking thing. But it wasn't just like the massive 00:10:14.649 --> 00:10:16.769 size and scale of the guy's stones that had people 00:10:16.769 --> 00:10:18.789 a little sketched out. I mean, Americans, we 00:10:18.789 --> 00:10:22.190 fucking love big things. trucks you know like 00:10:22.190 --> 00:10:24.870 so i don't think that i don't think the size 00:10:24.870 --> 00:10:27.950 was the issue uh it was more what was carved 00:10:27.950 --> 00:10:30.850 into it the message that rc and his mysterious 00:10:30.850 --> 00:10:34.710 backers wanted to convey so carved into the face 00:10:34.710 --> 00:10:37.330 of the giant slabs were 10 rules written in eight 00:10:37.330 --> 00:10:40.750 different languages english spanish swahili hindi 00:10:40.750 --> 00:10:44.259 arabic chinese and russian And across the top 00:10:44.259 --> 00:10:47.120 capstone, another message was written in four 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:49.740 ancient scripts, Babylonian, Classical Greek, 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:53.720 Sanskrit, and Egyptian hieroglyphics. Now, the 00:10:53.720 --> 00:10:55.559 first rule that was written on it, and this one 00:10:55.559 --> 00:11:00.240 really kind of sets the tone. And for some, it 00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:02.360 immediately raised some eyebrows. And this rule 00:11:02.360 --> 00:11:05.480 was that, quote, maintain humanity under 500 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:09.590 million in perpetual balance with nature. It's 00:11:09.590 --> 00:11:11.610 important to note that when the Guidestones went 00:11:11.610 --> 00:11:15.049 up in 1980, the world's population was 4 .4 billion. 00:11:15.169 --> 00:11:17.529 So right out the gate, people were like, what 00:11:17.529 --> 00:11:22.129 the fuck does that mean? They want us to kill 00:11:22.129 --> 00:11:25.230 off 90 % of the planet? Wouldn't be the worst 00:11:25.230 --> 00:11:30.070 idea ever, you know? But it's a bad idea. Yeah, 00:11:30.070 --> 00:11:32.940 but don't worry. The second rule... That didn't 00:11:32.940 --> 00:11:36.399 help calm anyone's nerves either. The second 00:11:36.399 --> 00:11:38.659 rule was don't talk about the Georgia Guidestones. 00:11:39.379 --> 00:11:43.220 It said guide reproduction wisely, improving 00:11:43.220 --> 00:11:47.360 fitness and diversity. So if you're smart and 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:49.799 know a thing or two about history, that just 00:11:49.799 --> 00:11:52.000 kind of sounds like eugenics, but in fancier 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:56.139 clothes. It's nice. It's nice to know that eugenics 00:11:56.139 --> 00:11:59.740 was never truly forgotten about. Yeah, so not 00:11:59.740 --> 00:12:02.340 a great start to your list of rules, or any list, 00:12:02.419 --> 00:12:06.039 really. Nope, kind of problematic. Yeah. The 00:12:06.039 --> 00:12:09.200 rest of the list, though, is a bit on the tamer 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:12.519 side, I guess. They read, Unite humanity with 00:12:12.519 --> 00:12:15.879 a living new language. Rule passion, faith, tradition, 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:18.500 and all things with tempered reason. Protect 00:12:18.500 --> 00:12:20.820 people and nations with fair laws and courts. 00:12:21.100 --> 00:12:24.360 Let all nations rule internally, resolving external 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:28.200 disputes in a world court. Avoid petty laws and 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:31.779 useless officials. Balance personal rights with 00:12:31.779 --> 00:12:36.259 social duties. Prize truth, beauty, love, seeking 00:12:36.259 --> 00:12:39.639 harmony with the infinite. And be not a cancer 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:43.899 on the earth. Leave room for nature. Leave room 00:12:43.899 --> 00:12:46.120 for nature. You gotta repeat the last bit for 00:12:46.120 --> 00:12:50.980 emphasis, I guess. It's nice to know that everyone 00:12:50.980 --> 00:12:55.990 ignored these stones immediately. And on the 00:12:55.990 --> 00:12:58.149 top of the monument, on the capstone, it read, 00:12:58.269 --> 00:13:01.610 let these be guidestones to an age of reason. 00:13:02.190 --> 00:13:05.830 But even though the list started out pretty heavy 00:13:05.830 --> 00:13:09.809 handed, some of these ideas could be interpreted 00:13:09.809 --> 00:13:13.909 as environmentalism or like just global cooperation. 00:13:14.169 --> 00:13:16.190 And some people thought that it sounded pretty 00:13:16.190 --> 00:13:18.649 utopian. I mean, besides the first two, the rest 00:13:18.649 --> 00:13:22.490 are I kind of fuck with, you know? Yeah. But 00:13:22.490 --> 00:13:25.159 to most everyone else. They didn't see this as 00:13:25.159 --> 00:13:27.220 a message of hope. They saw this more as like 00:13:27.220 --> 00:13:31.500 a warning or even worse as a threat. And at the 00:13:31.500 --> 00:13:34.779 unveiling, locals started to just openly speculate 00:13:34.779 --> 00:13:37.480 as to what the fuck this all meant. People were 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:41.159 asking out loud how you could possibly get down 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:43.539 to 500 million people without something horrific 00:13:43.539 --> 00:13:46.539 happening. Like, were these advocating for mass 00:13:46.539 --> 00:13:49.419 murder, genocide, forced sterilization? Even 00:13:49.419 --> 00:13:52.679 a local preacher at the ceremony? He declared 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:55.320 that the stones were quote for sun worshipers, 00:13:55.320 --> 00:13:59.220 cult worship and devil worship at quotes. Ah, 00:13:59.379 --> 00:14:02.519 gotcha. Yeah. I think they threw the devil and 00:14:02.519 --> 00:14:05.360 the sun together in the same group. I mean, are 00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:08.620 they not one in the same? I mean, depending on 00:14:08.620 --> 00:14:13.940 where you live. Yeah. Yeah. So the monument hadn't 00:14:13.940 --> 00:14:16.440 even been up for 24 hours and it was already 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:18.659 causing trouble. And it only gets worse from 00:14:18.659 --> 00:14:21.360 here because since day one. The Georgia Guidestones 00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:24.440 were like fucking catnip for conspiracy theorists. 00:14:24.620 --> 00:14:26.940 The anonymous sponsors, the cryptic messages 00:14:26.940 --> 00:14:30.039 about population control and global unity. These 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:32.700 things were basically like built to get into 00:14:32.700 --> 00:14:34.899 people's heads. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. 00:14:35.059 --> 00:14:37.659 Yeah, of course. Yeah. So how are we feeling 00:14:37.659 --> 00:14:40.039 so far about the Georgia Guidestones? I feel 00:14:40.039 --> 00:14:42.340 like if I was going to play a prank on morons, 00:14:42.360 --> 00:14:44.440 I would do the exact same thing just to watch 00:14:44.440 --> 00:14:49.399 them get all wound up. That's fair. Now. The 00:14:49.399 --> 00:14:51.360 first thing that caught people's attention, besides 00:14:51.360 --> 00:14:55.279 all the New World Order stuff, was the name of 00:14:55.279 --> 00:14:57.480 the man who commissioned the stones, R .C. Christian. 00:14:57.679 --> 00:15:01.240 Again, it was obviously a fake name, and conspiracy 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:04.500 theorists rather quickly decided it had to be 00:15:04.500 --> 00:15:07.720 a nod to Christian Rosencruz, the mythical founder 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:10.340 of the Rosicrucians, a secret mystical society 00:15:10.340 --> 00:15:13.980 that dates all the way back to the 1600s. And 00:15:13.980 --> 00:15:17.139 this quote -unquote discovery... uh kicked off 00:15:17.139 --> 00:15:19.100 one of the earliest earliest theories about the 00:15:19.100 --> 00:15:21.419 stones and that is that the guy's stones weren't 00:15:21.419 --> 00:15:23.919 just some like eccentric art project but the 00:15:23.919 --> 00:15:26.899 work of a hidden occult brotherhood trying to 00:15:26.899 --> 00:15:30.519 steer humanity into a new age a new world order 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:34.759 if you will uh yeah that that makes sense for 00:15:34.759 --> 00:15:37.899 conspiracy theorists so for me when i hear the 00:15:37.899 --> 00:15:43.629 name rc christian uh and that rc christian was 00:15:43.629 --> 00:15:46.110 responsible for a bunch of rocks with nonsense 00:15:46.110 --> 00:15:51.909 on them my first thought would be dickhead just 00:15:51.909 --> 00:15:56.090 total dickhead not like conspiracy theory from 00:15:56.090 --> 00:16:01.730 the rosicrucians just this guy's a dickhead that's 00:16:01.730 --> 00:16:04.269 that's what we're going with yeah that that's 00:16:04.269 --> 00:16:07.809 how i would feel gotcha gotcha uh yeah and then 00:16:07.809 --> 00:16:09.809 uh and then came the rumors about wealthy elites 00:16:10.269 --> 00:16:12.990 Because obviously, of course, for years, people 00:16:12.990 --> 00:16:15.490 were claiming that Ted Turner, the founder of 00:16:15.490 --> 00:16:21.590 Mary Jane Fonda, was the one who funded the Guidestones. 00:16:21.649 --> 00:16:25.090 I mean, which if we're being honest, totally 00:16:25.090 --> 00:16:27.870 fair. Ted Turner was very vocal about population 00:16:27.870 --> 00:16:30.350 control and environmental issues. So to make 00:16:30.350 --> 00:16:34.509 this leap wasn't like super crazy. You know what 00:16:34.509 --> 00:16:36.409 I mean? He did. He did obviously deny it. And 00:16:36.409 --> 00:16:38.970 there was obviously no proof that he did it. 00:16:39.720 --> 00:16:44.059 I get where they were coming from. And as the 00:16:44.059 --> 00:16:46.379 years went on, the Guidestones became a key piece 00:16:46.379 --> 00:16:50.559 of New World Order lore. That was a tongue twister. 00:16:52.179 --> 00:16:55.759 Especially in the 1980s and 90s. This is around 00:16:55.759 --> 00:16:58.000 the time that conspiracy legend and professional 00:16:58.000 --> 00:17:00.700 suicide by copper, Bill Cooper, got involved. 00:17:02.860 --> 00:17:08.940 Now... Bill Cooper, real bad at avoiding dying. 00:17:09.579 --> 00:17:12.720 Now, Bill Cooper saw the Guidestones as a literal 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:14.940 warning from the elites claiming that they wanted 00:17:14.940 --> 00:17:17.180 to cut the world population down to half a billion 00:17:17.180 --> 00:17:20.579 and rule over the survivors. And how would they 00:17:20.579 --> 00:17:22.539 cut the population down by that much, you might 00:17:22.539 --> 00:17:28.059 be asking? Fucking frogs? Who knows, dude. The 00:17:28.059 --> 00:17:31.210 hows and whys change almost... constantly with 00:17:31.210 --> 00:17:33.589 these conspiracy types. It's pretty much whatever 00:17:33.589 --> 00:17:35.710 the flavor of the day is, is how you're going 00:17:35.710 --> 00:17:37.490 to die or how the globalists are going to kill 00:17:37.490 --> 00:17:38.970 you. And then this is the plan they're going 00:17:38.970 --> 00:17:42.150 to use. It's never the how and why don't matter. 00:17:42.230 --> 00:17:45.829 It's the end goal with these guys. I love that 00:17:45.829 --> 00:17:48.369 their whole argument for most of the things that 00:17:48.369 --> 00:17:51.750 these secret societies do is, well, they have 00:17:51.750 --> 00:17:56.329 to tell you what they're doing. Why? If I was 00:17:56.329 --> 00:17:58.380 going to... If I was going to come up with a 00:17:58.380 --> 00:18:02.940 plan to convince our entire society across the 00:18:02.940 --> 00:18:08.000 globe, across this flat earth of ours, some geniuses, 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:12.220 to kill them all, you know, to stop making humanity 00:18:12.220 --> 00:18:15.299 a thing. I'm not going to be like, but I'm going 00:18:15.299 --> 00:18:18.579 to leave a little clue just in case. That's not 00:18:18.579 --> 00:18:21.799 how shit works, you morons. But you got to signal 00:18:21.799 --> 00:18:25.670 to the other conspiracists. around the world 00:18:25.670 --> 00:18:27.950 what you're up to so that way they know to follow 00:18:27.950 --> 00:18:31.250 online. Gotcha. I don't know, dude. It doesn't 00:18:31.250 --> 00:18:32.750 really matter how or why. Yeah, because they 00:18:32.750 --> 00:18:34.809 don't have phones. The only way that they can 00:18:34.809 --> 00:18:38.329 signal the other group is to put up 20 -foot 00:18:38.329 --> 00:18:42.710 stones in Georgia. Yeah. No, that makes sense. 00:18:42.869 --> 00:18:45.950 That makes way more sense than just calling somebody 00:18:45.950 --> 00:18:49.509 and being like, send a telegram. Well, it's like 00:18:49.509 --> 00:18:53.170 that. Are you writing down a criminal conspiracy? 00:18:58.129 --> 00:19:02.650 yeah putting it on 20 foot stones yeah but but 00:19:02.650 --> 00:19:04.289 again with these types it doesn't really matter 00:19:04.289 --> 00:19:07.690 how or why they just know it's gonna happen uh 00:19:07.690 --> 00:19:09.829 bill cooper even claimed that he knew the deadline 00:19:09.829 --> 00:19:15.230 for this mass genocide may 5th 2000 so kind of 00:19:15.230 --> 00:19:17.089 missed the mark on that one missed the mark bill 00:19:17.089 --> 00:19:19.430 yeah but i don't think bill made it that far 00:19:19.430 --> 00:19:23.490 anyway so i don't think he did no um But it didn't 00:19:23.490 --> 00:19:25.329 matter that none of his predictions came true. 00:19:25.390 --> 00:19:27.130 The narrative stuck and the Georgia Guidestones 00:19:27.130 --> 00:19:29.329 became the smoking gun for anyone who believed 00:19:29.329 --> 00:19:31.789 the world was secretly run by a shadowy cabal 00:19:31.789 --> 00:19:35.390 plotting global domination. And as the 2000s 00:19:35.390 --> 00:19:38.690 rolled around and Bill Cooper's doomsday prophecy 00:19:38.690 --> 00:19:41.250 came and went, the internet had supercharged 00:19:41.250 --> 00:19:43.390 conspiracy culture and the Guidestones went from 00:19:43.390 --> 00:19:45.650 just like a weird roadside curiosity that you 00:19:45.650 --> 00:19:47.210 would take a picture of with a Kodak disposable 00:19:47.210 --> 00:19:51.640 camera to a full -blown symbol of evil. This 00:19:51.640 --> 00:19:55.480 is also around the time that some of the loudest 00:19:55.480 --> 00:19:57.859 voices in conspiracy circles latched on and really 00:19:57.859 --> 00:20:01.299 spread this paranoia far and wide. Most notably, 00:20:01.480 --> 00:20:04.339 Temu Bill Cooper and King Dipshit Alex Jones. 00:20:04.460 --> 00:20:07.779 He became one of the Guidestones' biggest hype 00:20:07.779 --> 00:20:11.759 men. In 2008, in his masterpiece of a documentary 00:20:11.759 --> 00:20:14.579 entitled Endgame, He went to the Guidestones 00:20:14.579 --> 00:20:17.480 and in typical Alex Jones fashion, just ranted 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:19.559 and raved about how the monument was proof of 00:20:19.559 --> 00:20:21.799 a globalist plot to kill off most of humanity. 00:20:22.259 --> 00:20:25.960 Can we all just agree that Alex Jones is like, 00:20:26.079 --> 00:20:30.140 what would happen if triglycerides were a person? 00:20:32.059 --> 00:20:36.160 Yeah. He is high cholesterol, the guy. Yeah, 00:20:36.180 --> 00:20:40.089 that's why he's so red all the time. His blood 00:20:40.089 --> 00:20:42.490 is just trying to break free from his veins at 00:20:42.490 --> 00:20:48.670 all times. Now, for Alex, the first rule, the 00:20:48.670 --> 00:20:51.009 keeping the population under 500 million one, 00:20:51.150 --> 00:20:53.309 that wasn't just a metaphor. He took that to 00:20:53.309 --> 00:20:56.009 heart. And once COVID happened, he tied the pandemic 00:20:56.009 --> 00:20:59.089 to the Guidestones, claiming that the virus was 00:20:59.089 --> 00:21:02.049 part of a globalist depopulation scheme to bring 00:21:02.049 --> 00:21:04.349 in a new world order slash one world government. 00:21:04.920 --> 00:21:06.380 whatever the fuck he was ranting about at the 00:21:06.380 --> 00:21:09.200 time. Oh, Alex, I wish. That's not what happened, 00:21:09.279 --> 00:21:12.279 though. Now, after the bombing of the stones 00:21:12.279 --> 00:21:16.259 in 2022, which we'll get to in a bit, Jones went 00:21:16.259 --> 00:21:18.140 on air and said he didn't officially support 00:21:18.140 --> 00:21:21.400 bombing historical landmarks, but then added, 00:21:21.500 --> 00:21:24.079 quote, at an animal level, I like seeing this 00:21:24.079 --> 00:21:26.599 edifice to world government get bombed, end quote. 00:21:27.900 --> 00:21:29.579 Basically saying, like, hey, don't blow it up, 00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:32.400 but also, blow it up, you guys. Yeah, you fucking, 00:21:32.500 --> 00:21:37.029 you crushed it. Now, let me eat this entire London 00:21:37.029 --> 00:21:41.170 broil by myself. But Alex wasn't the only one 00:21:41.170 --> 00:21:43.250 talking shit on the stones. There was also Alex's 00:21:43.250 --> 00:21:46.190 good friend, Mark Dice, who was another conspiracy 00:21:46.190 --> 00:21:49.410 theory shitbag who, fun fact, back in 2005 would 00:21:49.410 --> 00:21:51.569 write under the pseudonym John Connor because 00:21:51.569 --> 00:21:55.829 he's a massive fucking tool bag. Back then, he 00:21:55.829 --> 00:21:58.089 demanded that the Guidestones be, quote, smashed 00:21:58.089 --> 00:22:00.970 into a million pieces. And his reasoning for 00:22:00.970 --> 00:22:03.279 wanting this. had done was because the stones 00:22:03.279 --> 00:22:07.339 had quote deep satanic origins oh okay okay yeah 00:22:07.339 --> 00:22:11.259 uh dice believed as many other conspiracy theorists 00:22:11.259 --> 00:22:13.980 did and still do that rc christian was part of 00:22:13.980 --> 00:22:17.019 a luciferian worshiping secret society hell -bent 00:22:17.019 --> 00:22:19.880 on global domination because you know how i know 00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:24.099 he's an idiot how luciferian was a word he used 00:22:24.099 --> 00:22:28.319 i mean you know well yeah they're not smart they 00:22:28.319 --> 00:22:30.859 see lucifer and it's like It's the stupidest 00:22:30.859 --> 00:22:33.039 shit I've ever heard in my entire life. Yeah. 00:22:33.819 --> 00:22:36.140 We're not, we're not, we're not working with 00:22:36.140 --> 00:22:38.119 the top brass here. All right. No, we're not. 00:22:38.119 --> 00:22:40.220 No, we're not working with rocket scientists. 00:22:40.819 --> 00:22:43.759 We're working with like rocket smellers, like 00:22:43.759 --> 00:22:45.519 people who would find a rocket and then just 00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:51.039 sniff it to know where it came from. It smells 00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:56.500 like hot dogs. And by 2020, the rhetoric about 00:22:56.500 --> 00:22:59.440 the Stones had gone pretty much mainstream. Georgia 00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:02.539 Congresswoman and Mickey Rourke look alike. Marjorie 00:23:02.539 --> 00:23:09.839 Taylor Greene, someone who's never met a conspiracy 00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:12.539 theory that she didn't like, spoke to Alex Jones 00:23:12.539 --> 00:23:14.720 on his show about the Guidestones and said that 00:23:14.720 --> 00:23:17.619 they were a left wing plan for population control. 00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:22.579 Okay. And painted the fight about what the stones 00:23:22.579 --> 00:23:25.460 meant as a literal battle between good and evil. 00:23:25.579 --> 00:23:27.680 You know what has nothing to do with population 00:23:27.680 --> 00:23:31.799 control? The bill that she voted for that reduces 00:23:31.799 --> 00:23:35.700 Medicaid for like everyone. That's fine. That's 00:23:35.700 --> 00:23:37.500 going to have no effect on the population. But 00:23:37.500 --> 00:23:40.180 these rocks, these five rocks that we found in 00:23:40.180 --> 00:23:42.900 Georgia, real bad. They're not great. They're 00:23:42.900 --> 00:23:48.380 not good rocks. And then there was Candace Taylor, 00:23:48.599 --> 00:23:51.480 a Republican candidate for Georgia governor in 00:23:51.480 --> 00:23:56.220 2022. Oh, I love her. I remember we got into 00:23:56.220 --> 00:23:58.240 it on Twitter. We had some moments together. 00:23:59.099 --> 00:24:03.539 She responded to me once. Oh, God. Well, she 00:24:03.539 --> 00:24:06.279 made the demolition of the Guidestones part of 00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:09.039 her official campaign platform. She even drafted 00:24:09.039 --> 00:24:13.960 an executive order number 10. promising to tear 00:24:13.960 --> 00:24:16.759 down what she referred to as, again, quote -unquote, 00:24:16.819 --> 00:24:20.839 a Luciferian monument. I drafted an executive 00:24:20.839 --> 00:24:23.539 tweet suggesting that her family tree was actually 00:24:23.539 --> 00:24:27.940 just a wreath. Well, luckily for her, she didn't 00:24:27.940 --> 00:24:30.839 really have to do shit because that same year 00:24:30.839 --> 00:24:33.200 they were blown up, and she was pretty stoked 00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:37.339 about it. She said it was God himself who struck 00:24:37.339 --> 00:24:40.400 them down. No, she didn't really say that. Her 00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:43.819 actual words were, God is God all by himself. 00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:46.480 That includes striking down satanic guidestones. 00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:48.960 That's what she actually said, which is worse. 00:24:49.420 --> 00:24:54.099 Yeah, it's as if drool actually became words. 00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:57.559 Yeah, and she wasn't the only one super hyped 00:24:57.559 --> 00:25:01.380 on domestic terrorism. QAnon groups and far -right 00:25:01.380 --> 00:25:03.880 forums went bonkers after the bombing. Some of 00:25:03.880 --> 00:25:06.619 them saw it as a sign that the so -called cabal 00:25:06.619 --> 00:25:10.380 was losing power. Others insisted that the destruction 00:25:10.380 --> 00:25:12.920 was divine justice, saying that the stones simply 00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:15.619 didn't fit into the new America that God was 00:25:15.619 --> 00:25:18.640 about to create. And one of the more popular 00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:21.000 QAnon accounts declared that, quote, Babylon 00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:23.559 is literally falling, which I can't not read 00:25:23.559 --> 00:25:27.599 as, OMG, you guys, Babylon is literally falling. 00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:31.720 So basically, the people who supported destroying 00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:34.839 the Guidestones are literally anyone who may 00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:37.509 have... potentially spilled rockstar energy drink 00:25:37.509 --> 00:25:40.869 on a bible yeah anyone who could say that happened 00:25:40.869 --> 00:25:43.289 is probably someone who wants to blow the stones 00:25:43.289 --> 00:25:45.750 up yeah it's also the same people that probably 00:25:45.750 --> 00:25:48.930 stormed the capitol on january 6th yeah yeah 00:25:48.930 --> 00:25:53.309 america's worst but uh but the bombing wasn't 00:25:53.309 --> 00:25:56.529 the first time people had like attempted to deface 00:25:56.529 --> 00:25:58.930 the stones for years they were tagged and written 00:25:58.930 --> 00:26:02.220 on like any public piece of anything But it wasn't 00:26:02.220 --> 00:26:06.579 really until the New World Order paranoia among 00:26:06.579 --> 00:26:08.900 some of the dumber members of our society started 00:26:08.900 --> 00:26:12.099 boiling over in the late 2000s that it started 00:26:12.099 --> 00:26:15.980 to get uglier, weirder, and dumber. In 2008, 00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:18.279 someone under the cover of darkness went all 00:26:18.279 --> 00:26:20.880 in and hit the stones to spray paint and wrote 00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:23.480 these scrawling, massive slogans across them. 00:26:23.539 --> 00:26:26.160 The most infamous read, quote, Death to the New 00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:29.839 World Order. And this was the first major defacement 00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:32.420 of the Guidestones. that made national headlines. 00:26:32.660 --> 00:26:35.400 And the timing wasn't a coincidence. 2008 was 00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:38.079 a time of peak financial chaos. Alex Jones was 00:26:38.079 --> 00:26:40.779 really hitting his stride back then. And anti 00:26:40.779 --> 00:26:43.339 -globalist paranoia, among certain circles, was 00:26:43.339 --> 00:26:46.160 pretty much everywhere. Ironically, the person 00:26:46.160 --> 00:26:48.240 who did it was probably somebody who referred 00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:51.700 to themselves as a king and their girlfriend 00:26:51.700 --> 00:26:54.759 as a queen, but none of them owned any property. 00:26:55.660 --> 00:26:57.660 It could be. Or maybe they were just really big 00:26:57.660 --> 00:27:02.720 into WCW at the time. I mean, just really big 00:27:02.720 --> 00:27:07.079 Sting fans. Fuck you, Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 00:27:07.980 --> 00:27:11.460 So after this, county officials responded by 00:27:11.460 --> 00:27:13.539 installing security cameras, but that didn't 00:27:13.539 --> 00:27:16.920 do shit. In 2014, Vandal struck again, this time 00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:19.380 leaving cryptic messages like, quote, I am ISIS, 00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:21.720 goddess of love. which nobody knew what that 00:27:21.720 --> 00:27:24.359 meant. Were they talking about the actual Egyptian 00:27:24.359 --> 00:27:27.279 goddess or the terrorist group? See, this is 00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:30.380 what happens when crazy meets crazy. Yeah, either 00:27:30.380 --> 00:27:33.420 way, people didn't care for it. You don't even 00:27:33.420 --> 00:27:36.119 know who to root for in that situation. Do I 00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:40.059 root for the person who thinks that ISIS, the 00:27:40.059 --> 00:27:42.640 goddess, not the terrorist organization? Do I 00:27:42.640 --> 00:27:45.799 root for the moron who spent this much money 00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:50.440 to write shit on four large rocks? Yeah, I don't 00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:53.940 know. But alongside the graffiti were occult 00:27:53.940 --> 00:27:56.000 symbols and bizarre markings that freaked everyone 00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:58.880 out enough that they got the FBI involved. And 00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:03.700 around the same time, people noticed something 00:28:03.700 --> 00:28:05.759 even weirder happening with the guy's stones. 00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:09.880 A perfectly cut granite cube mysteriously showed 00:28:09.880 --> 00:28:12.240 up on top of one of the stones engraved with 00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:16.299 the number 2014. Nobody had any idea how it got 00:28:16.299 --> 00:28:18.759 there or what it meant. One day it wasn't there, 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:21.740 and then the next it was. Some conspiracy theorists 00:28:21.740 --> 00:28:23.940 said it was a countdown to the apocalypse. Others 00:28:23.940 --> 00:28:26.779 thought it was a clue to something put there 00:28:26.779 --> 00:28:28.900 by the group behind the monument. Eventually, 00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:32.359 and I assume to avoid idiots being idiots, authorities 00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:37.859 just removed the cube. I love that they found 00:28:37.859 --> 00:28:39.779 a number and went like, this is a countdown to 00:28:39.779 --> 00:28:43.079 the end. I feel like there's other numbers involved. 00:28:43.690 --> 00:28:48.670 No. No. Is it really a countdown or just a warning 00:28:48.670 --> 00:28:51.490 that the end is coming? The end is coming on 00:28:51.490 --> 00:28:54.130 2014 is very different from this is a countdown 00:28:54.130 --> 00:28:59.529 to the end. Well, you know, with numerology, 00:28:59.710 --> 00:29:03.950 two plus zero plus one plus four equals seven. 00:29:04.130 --> 00:29:08.309 There are seven deadly sins. I almost had it 00:29:08.309 --> 00:29:15.750 going. We'll get there. But over the years, there 00:29:15.750 --> 00:29:18.609 were also endless rumors about this site. People 00:29:18.609 --> 00:29:21.029 claim that witches held ceremonies there, that 00:29:21.029 --> 00:29:23.109 cults sacrificed animals under the full moon. 00:29:23.230 --> 00:29:25.130 And at one point, someone claimed they found 00:29:25.130 --> 00:29:28.029 blood on the stones. Now, I'm sure most of this 00:29:28.029 --> 00:29:30.109 was just like small town shit talking mixed with 00:29:30.109 --> 00:29:32.490 like internet creepypasta conspiracy nonsense. 00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:35.680 But it made the Guidestones feel more sinister 00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:38.359 to those already primed by people like Cooper, 00:29:38.539 --> 00:29:42.440 Jones, and Green to see them as evil. Still, 00:29:42.500 --> 00:29:44.720 for all the shit -talking going on, no one had 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:46.779 ever seriously tried to damage the structure 00:29:46.779 --> 00:29:49.039 itself, or if they did, it wasn't good enough. 00:29:49.140 --> 00:29:51.059 Because remember, this thing was made of nearly 00:29:51.059 --> 00:29:54.039 a quarter million pounds of solid granite, and 00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:56.519 it was built to survive, theoretically, an apocalyptic 00:29:56.519 --> 00:30:01.000 disaster. But that all changed on July 6th, 2022, 00:30:01.359 --> 00:30:04.619 when someone decided to to take conspiracy brain 00:30:04.619 --> 00:30:08.079 -fueled action. At about 4 a .m., security cameras 00:30:08.079 --> 00:30:10.240 at the site captured a flash of light and a car 00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:13.079 speeding away. One of the massive slabs, the 00:30:13.079 --> 00:30:16.200 one inscribed in Swahili and Hindi, was completely 00:30:16.200 --> 00:30:19.160 obliterated by a massive explosion. The capstone 00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:21.539 was blown completely off the top and the remaining 00:30:21.539 --> 00:30:24.920 pillars remained standing, but now dangerously 00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:28.539 unstable. The explosion was so large and powerful 00:30:28.539 --> 00:30:31.960 that people miles away reported feeling the ground 00:30:31.960 --> 00:30:37.380 shake. Yeah. Later that same day, officials decided 00:30:37.380 --> 00:30:40.400 the whole thing has to come down for like safety 00:30:40.400 --> 00:30:43.000 reasons. And by that evening, heavy machinery 00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:45.900 reduced what was left to rubble. A monument that 00:30:45.900 --> 00:30:48.400 had survived 40 years was just gone in a single 00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:52.140 day. The Georgia Bureau of Investigation said 00:30:52.140 --> 00:30:55.099 whoever did this act of vandalism used a pretty 00:30:55.099 --> 00:31:00.319 heavy duty IED. And security footage at the site 00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:02.920 showed a suspect approaching the stones, leaving 00:31:02.920 --> 00:31:05.839 the bomb, and then leaving in a silver sedan. 00:31:06.619 --> 00:31:08.720 Despite there being video evidence, no one has 00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:10.759 ever been arrested and the bomber's identity 00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:14.460 remains a mystery. So now, the local officials 00:31:14.460 --> 00:31:16.640 are pissed. The DA promised that if they ever 00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:18.920 found the person responsible, he was going to 00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:20.980 throw the book at them and reminded whoever did 00:31:20.980 --> 00:31:23.799 this that because the county owned the monument, 00:31:24.140 --> 00:31:27.920 it was gifted to them, the destruction technically 00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:31.339 counted as destroying public property, which 00:31:31.339 --> 00:31:33.240 is a felony with the potential for a 20 -year 00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:36.069 sentence. And it wasn't just the authorities 00:31:36.069 --> 00:31:38.549 that were pissed. The locals were too. The Guidestones 00:31:38.549 --> 00:31:40.950 were a major tourist attraction. It brought in 00:31:40.950 --> 00:31:43.289 tens of thousands of people to this little rural 00:31:43.289 --> 00:31:45.970 area every year. And even people who may not 00:31:45.970 --> 00:31:48.109 have loved the message were still kind of proud 00:31:48.109 --> 00:31:50.329 of it in a way. It's craftsmanship. It's mystery. 00:31:50.730 --> 00:31:53.509 Now they're just left with an empty field and 00:31:53.509 --> 00:31:56.569 a pile of rubble. But like I mentioned earlier, 00:31:56.730 --> 00:32:00.410 not everyone was pissed. Of course not. My retail 00:32:00.410 --> 00:32:03.309 agreement is probably doing fucking weird pull 00:32:03.309 --> 00:32:06.200 -ups to celebrate. Yeah. And to no one's surprise, 00:32:06.319 --> 00:32:08.519 because we're dealing with lunatics, not everyone 00:32:08.519 --> 00:32:13.359 agreed on what had really happened. Some conspiracy 00:32:13.359 --> 00:32:16.200 theorists said it was a false. Before you continue 00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:20.720 on, Dave, I just got to say, I don't know that 00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:23.480 I'm sad that the Guidestones were destroyed, 00:32:23.500 --> 00:32:26.460 but I'm sad that the morons won't be satisfied 00:32:26.460 --> 00:32:30.440 that they were destroyed. That makes me more 00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:32.440 sad, I think. Because they're going to be like, 00:32:32.500 --> 00:32:34.960 oh, it was an inside job. The government did 00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:39.400 it to tell us that we should not have more babies. 00:32:40.180 --> 00:32:46.160 These morons. Oh, my God. Yeah, pretty much. 00:32:46.259 --> 00:32:50.019 Some conspiracy theorists said it was a false 00:32:50.019 --> 00:32:52.680 flag that the elitists. I hate that I'm right. 00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:55.380 That the elites destroyed their own monument 00:32:55.380 --> 00:32:58.329 to hide evidence. Again, it had been there for 00:32:58.329 --> 00:33:01.950 over 40 years. What evidence, you fucking idiots? 00:33:02.490 --> 00:33:05.750 What evidence are we hiding? They're five granite 00:33:05.750 --> 00:33:09.309 stones. They're 20 feet tall. What evidence were 00:33:09.309 --> 00:33:12.190 we trying to hide, you fucking morons? We'll 00:33:12.190 --> 00:33:17.250 never know because it was destroyed. Sorry. That's 00:33:17.250 --> 00:33:20.049 where the Epstein tapes went. Now we know. The 00:33:20.049 --> 00:33:25.619 files were in the stones, dude. Fuck. Damn, maybe 00:33:25.619 --> 00:33:29.619 it is a cover -up. Fuck, are they right? Shit. 00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:34.160 You know what happened is underneath the capstone, 00:33:34.420 --> 00:33:38.019 Ghislaine Maxwell's name. Well, so they said, 00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:39.759 so there was a conspiracy. I didn't leave it 00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:42.160 in here because it was just too much, but there's 00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:45.019 theories that there was a time capsule under 00:33:45.019 --> 00:33:47.740 the stones that held something. I don't know 00:33:47.740 --> 00:33:49.559 fucking what it was, but obviously when they 00:33:49.559 --> 00:33:52.180 dug it up, they didn't find one because obviously. 00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:57.180 Because the Jews. Surprisingly, I tried to keep 00:33:57.180 --> 00:34:02.180 out the Jewish stuff for this one. I feel like 00:34:02.180 --> 00:34:05.140 they have a hard enough time as it is. Were they 00:34:05.140 --> 00:34:08.579 included, though? Of course, dude. Of course. 00:34:08.699 --> 00:34:12.280 Come on. Just wanted to make sure. What do you 00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:14.519 mean? It's a fucking conspiracy theory fueled 00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:16.940 by Bill Cooper and Alex Jones, obviously. Of 00:34:16.940 --> 00:34:22.000 course. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Globalists. oh 00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:25.159 yeah sorry um but yeah so they said it was a 00:34:25.159 --> 00:34:28.519 uh a false flag to destroy evidence again they've 00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:30.159 been there for 40 years they also said it was 00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:32.820 it was uh done to frame conspiracy theorists 00:34:32.820 --> 00:34:35.300 to make them look crazy and dangerous so you 00:34:35.300 --> 00:34:39.699 know guys you don't need any help yeah you don't 00:34:39.699 --> 00:34:44.679 need any help so so with them finally being gone 00:34:44.679 --> 00:34:48.639 and the idiots mostly satisfied What were the 00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:51.079 Guidestones really? We know they aren't what 00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:53.440 dipshits like Alex say, and when you strip away 00:34:53.440 --> 00:34:56.179 all the satanic panic, internet diatribes, and 00:34:56.179 --> 00:34:58.340 Bill Cooper predictions, the truth about the 00:34:58.340 --> 00:35:01.880 stones is pretty tame. Everything anyone has 00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:04.039 been able to figure out about the stones point 00:35:04.039 --> 00:35:06.480 to this being a passion project of a very small 00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:09.699 group of private citizens. R .C. came to Alberton 00:35:09.699 --> 00:35:12.639 in 1979 with a vision for a monument that was 00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:15.199 rooted in the very real fears of the time. This 00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:18.400 was the tail end of the Cold War. It was a time 00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:20.400 when people were very genuinely worried about 00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:24.940 nuclear annihilation, population, environmental 00:35:24.940 --> 00:35:27.860 collapse, basically just society crumbling into 00:35:27.860 --> 00:35:30.119 chaos. This was like the beginning of acid rain, 00:35:30.260 --> 00:35:33.420 too, I think, when they were talking about acid 00:35:33.420 --> 00:35:35.159 rain and like the effect it was going to have 00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:40.940 on society. Hmm. I do remember feeling like that 00:35:40.940 --> 00:35:47.360 was going to be a bigger problem. Yeah. But the 00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:50.280 Guidestones were meant to be more of a message 00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:53.719 to whoever survived this hypothetical doomsday. 00:35:53.860 --> 00:35:56.940 The infamous keep humanity under 500 million 00:35:56.940 --> 00:36:00.139 wasn't meant as like, hey, let's kill off 90 00:36:00.139 --> 00:36:02.460 % of the population. It was more like, hey, if 00:36:02.460 --> 00:36:05.760 civilization collapses, maybe don't rebuild to 00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.940 the point of 8 billion people and destroy the 00:36:07.940 --> 00:36:12.639 planet again. Stop making so many. But to be 00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:15.579 fair. That is a wild thing to put on a monument 00:36:15.579 --> 00:36:18.559 with no context, so I get why people might have 00:36:18.559 --> 00:36:22.360 been a little freaked out. Yeah. As for the rest 00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:24.619 of the rules, honestly pretty reasonable when 00:36:24.619 --> 00:36:26.679 read plainly. Protect people with fair laws, 00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:30.239 avoid useless officials, balance rights with 00:36:30.239 --> 00:36:32.820 responsibility, live in harmony with nature, 00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:35.800 and don't be a cancer on the earth. And the line 00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:38.260 about a living new language is saying, like, 00:36:38.260 --> 00:36:41.179 hey, if we start over, maybe it would help if 00:36:41.179 --> 00:36:44.610 we could... Talk to each other. Either that or 00:36:44.610 --> 00:36:47.309 it's just somebody who was really mad about Telemundo. 00:36:48.349 --> 00:36:52.630 Sure. Yeah, like, why is there, why do I gotta 00:36:52.630 --> 00:36:56.130 press one for Spanish? I don't think that's what, 00:36:56.250 --> 00:36:59.789 I don't think that's what it is. But I mean, 00:36:59.789 --> 00:37:03.070 I get where you're coming from. Frankly, as just 00:37:03.070 --> 00:37:05.969 a human being, I would be perfectly okay with 00:37:05.969 --> 00:37:09.150 abandoning English and just accepting a new language. 00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:12.380 If everyone spoke it so we could just all talk 00:37:12.380 --> 00:37:14.420 to each other. Yeah, that's pretty much what 00:37:14.420 --> 00:37:16.079 they're saying. They just want one living language. 00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:18.559 Exactly. Yeah, if society collapses. It makes 00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:20.980 things so much easier. Like a normal good idea. 00:37:21.579 --> 00:37:27.400 Yeah. Exactly. Of course, that's against Jesus. 00:37:28.059 --> 00:37:32.480 Well, yeah, he wouldn't want that. There's also 00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:35.199 zero proof of any secret society involvement. 00:37:35.980 --> 00:37:38.760 Law enforcement researchers and groups like the 00:37:38.760 --> 00:37:41.239 ADL have repeatedly said that there's nothing 00:37:41.239 --> 00:37:44.579 connecting the stones to Satanists, Freemasons, 00:37:44.739 --> 00:37:47.659 the Illuminati, nothing like that. In reality, 00:37:47.820 --> 00:37:51.159 the Georgia Guidestones are more like a philosophical 00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:54.159 art project, just like a weird, expensive piece 00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:57.920 of social commentary. Unfortunately, by being 00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:00.360 vague and them being anonymous, they pretty much 00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:02.719 invited this type of stuff to happen because 00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:05.389 in the end, a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, because 00:38:05.389 --> 00:38:08.309 in the end, the monument didn't fall to natural 00:38:08.309 --> 00:38:11.070 decay or a changing world. It was destroyed by 00:38:11.070 --> 00:38:13.989 the very paranoia that it inspired. A creation 00:38:13.989 --> 00:38:16.369 that was meant to guide humanity through disaster 00:38:16.369 --> 00:38:20.329 instead became a symbol of mistrust, hatred, 00:38:20.429 --> 00:38:23.389 and conspiracy -fueled rage. And that's kind 00:38:23.389 --> 00:38:25.789 of like the irony of the Guidestones. A monument 00:38:25.789 --> 00:38:27.949 built to last for a millennia was destroyed by 00:38:27.949 --> 00:38:30.369 the one thing that it sought to save, which was 00:38:30.369 --> 00:38:36.000 humanity. So, yeah. Built by morons, taken down 00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:39.139 by morons. Yeah, but there you go, Sarge. That 00:38:39.139 --> 00:38:43.699 is the story of the Georgia Guidestones from 00:38:43.699 --> 00:38:47.519 conception to end. How are we feeling? I love 00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:51.860 this story because personally, I love that the 00:38:51.860 --> 00:38:54.760 Guidestones existed, not just because of the 00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:58.199 message, because frankly, like you said, really 00:38:58.199 --> 00:39:01.670 just like relatively good advice. Yeah, it's 00:39:01.670 --> 00:39:03.789 nothing nefarious. But I love that relatively 00:39:03.789 --> 00:39:09.449 good advice terrified stupid people so much that 00:39:09.449 --> 00:39:12.289 they had built entire political campaigns around 00:39:12.289 --> 00:39:17.570 destroying it. Like, nothing says I'm a fucking 00:39:17.570 --> 00:39:21.650 moron more than when a stone says, hey, maybe 00:39:21.650 --> 00:39:24.269 next time we do civilization, we all just say 00:39:24.269 --> 00:39:27.730 the same words so we know what each other's talking 00:39:27.730 --> 00:39:30.489 about. I don't think that was the one that really 00:39:30.489 --> 00:39:33.469 got them. I think it was the other ones, but 00:39:33.469 --> 00:39:36.269 I get what you're saying. Well, the other reason 00:39:36.269 --> 00:39:40.489 I think they're mad is because they're afraid 00:39:40.489 --> 00:39:43.650 that if we start culling the herd, we're going 00:39:43.650 --> 00:39:45.769 to start going after the dumb people. And that 00:39:45.769 --> 00:39:51.050 is square in their demographic. That's valid. 00:39:51.170 --> 00:39:54.570 That's fair. Yeah. When we go around at the end 00:39:54.570 --> 00:39:56.409 of the world and we're like, okay, what can you 00:39:56.409 --> 00:39:58.510 do for society? Well, I'm a nuclear physicist. 00:39:58.650 --> 00:40:01.889 I think we could get a nuclear power plant going 00:40:01.889 --> 00:40:06.829 really soon. Okay, what do you do? Oh, I teach 00:40:06.829 --> 00:40:09.690 languages. I can teach everybody the same language 00:40:09.690 --> 00:40:13.269 so that we can all communicate much more easily. 00:40:13.590 --> 00:40:16.230 Okay, great. You should stick around. What do 00:40:16.230 --> 00:40:21.460 you do? Well, I know the Bible. I was reading 00:40:21.460 --> 00:40:26.460 it. I know it. Okay. Do me a favor. See that 00:40:26.460 --> 00:40:28.659 cliff over there? You should just keep walking 00:40:28.659 --> 00:40:32.760 straight towards it and go over it. Sarge, are 00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:39.980 you proposing death by Wile E. Coyote? Yes. Yes, 00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:43.500 I am. All right. No, I'm not proposing death 00:40:43.500 --> 00:40:46.820 by Wile E. Coyote. I'm proposing life by Wile 00:40:46.820 --> 00:40:49.199 E. Coyote and just allow whatever consequences 00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:53.099 happen. to happen gotcha gotcha but anyways back 00:40:53.099 --> 00:40:57.099 to the actual i'm gonna paint roads on the sides 00:40:57.099 --> 00:41:01.079 of walls and ask dumb people to run towards those 00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:05.980 roads gotcha all right all right but you're good 00:41:05.980 --> 00:41:08.320 this is you're good with this story you know 00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:11.820 no notes i i honestly i have no notes it's a 00:41:11.820 --> 00:41:15.219 monument built by jackasses to i don't think 00:41:15.219 --> 00:41:18.730 it was built by jackasses i i I fuck with RC 00:41:18.730 --> 00:41:21.130 Christian and his group of weird anonymous people. 00:41:21.550 --> 00:41:23.909 I think it's funny. Here's my problem with the 00:41:23.909 --> 00:41:26.050 whole thing. No, this is like the 1980s version 00:41:26.050 --> 00:41:28.849 of when, remember when all those mysterious monoliths 00:41:28.849 --> 00:41:31.570 just started popping up out of nowhere? That's 00:41:31.570 --> 00:41:33.889 this, and I love this. This is like 1980s conspiracy 00:41:33.889 --> 00:41:37.469 trolling. No, I love it, dude. It's great. If 00:41:37.469 --> 00:41:40.030 it was done for trolling, then I respect it. 00:41:40.090 --> 00:41:42.829 But I have a sneaking suspicion that everyone 00:41:42.829 --> 00:41:46.179 involved in this project all the way down was 00:41:46.179 --> 00:41:48.679 just deadly serious about what they were doing. 00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:51.920 This is going to save the world. I mean, honestly, 00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:54.320 they could. I mean, not save the world. Obviously, 00:41:54.380 --> 00:41:57.239 the world would have to end for these rules to 00:41:57.239 --> 00:41:59.800 come into play. Did you ever see the movie Deep 00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:03.260 Impact? Yes. Love that movie. Remember at the 00:42:03.260 --> 00:42:05.019 end when the kid's just talking about how like, 00:42:05.139 --> 00:42:07.320 hey, maybe we should all live in like teepees 00:42:07.320 --> 00:42:10.420 and shit like that. Yeah. He's basically just 00:42:10.420 --> 00:42:14.199 talking about the Georgia Guidestones. his his 00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.219 whole thing about how humanity should live after 00:42:16.219 --> 00:42:18.820 is the georgia guidestones is it not it pretty 00:42:18.820 --> 00:42:22.679 much no no i completely agree so here's my thing 00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:25.019 and and maybe i'm just not great at articulating 00:42:25.019 --> 00:42:27.420 this i recognize that the georgia guidestones 00:42:27.420 --> 00:42:30.579 are a great idea because the way you're articulating 00:42:30.579 --> 00:42:32.800 it is that you want to uh throw people off a 00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:38.519 cliff also that so i'll say this the guidestones 00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:42.519 are very cool Unfortunately, some people ruin 00:42:42.519 --> 00:42:45.039 cool things. See, that's all you had to say. 00:42:45.219 --> 00:42:46.619 Which is why we couldn't have great rock music 00:42:46.619 --> 00:42:51.920 in the 80s because of the satanic panic and morons. 00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:54.159 That's why I proposed throwing them off a cliff. 00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:56.320 I wasn't saying that because I didn't like them. 00:42:56.559 --> 00:43:00.840 I was saying that because they were a problem. 00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:04.539 To be fair, we still had awesome rock music in 00:43:04.539 --> 00:43:07.199 the 80s. We did. They just had parental advisory 00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:11.380 logos on them. Which just made me buy more of 00:43:11.380 --> 00:43:15.960 it. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. They're like, 00:43:16.039 --> 00:43:18.900 hey, this is scary and bad. You shouldn't listen 00:43:18.900 --> 00:43:21.000 to it. And I'm like, oh, okay, that's scary. 00:43:21.219 --> 00:43:23.280 I'm going to get 10 of them. All right, bud. 00:43:24.539 --> 00:43:30.159 That's our story for today. It was fun. I enjoyed 00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:33.559 this one. I like these conspiracy ones. I really 00:43:33.559 --> 00:43:35.820 like them, too. I'm actually very sad that the 00:43:35.820 --> 00:43:38.550 Guidestones. were destroyed i've always wanted 00:43:38.550 --> 00:43:43.329 to see them i think regardless of the intent 00:43:43.329 --> 00:43:48.710 whether it was you know whatever reason the guidestones 00:43:48.710 --> 00:43:51.329 were there i think it was a really fascinating 00:43:51.329 --> 00:43:55.989 idea and it like kind of inspired a lot of like 00:43:55.989 --> 00:43:58.630 imaginative thought and people really like kind 00:43:58.630 --> 00:44:01.010 of either appreciated them or was scared of them 00:44:01.010 --> 00:44:04.920 but regardless That's kind of what art is, right? 00:44:05.059 --> 00:44:07.119 So I would have loved to see the Guidestones. 00:44:07.739 --> 00:44:08.719 Yeah, that would have been super rad. And it 00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:12.400 makes me want to create something that scares 00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:14.860 dumb people so much that they want to blow that 00:44:14.860 --> 00:44:23.019 up too. You know what I mean? I mean, all art 00:44:23.019 --> 00:44:26.480 is meant to evoke emotion, so I mean... getting 00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:28.599 your art blown up technically like the highest 00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:31.199 form of flattery it really is right i really 00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:33.800 think it is like my goal in life is to make something 00:44:33.800 --> 00:44:36.239 that stupid people want to blow up because they're 00:44:36.239 --> 00:44:43.940 scared of it because at its most basic form there 00:44:43.940 --> 00:44:47.219 was nothing terrifying about those rocks no not 00:44:47.219 --> 00:44:50.119 even close except for the words the people who 00:44:50.119 --> 00:44:52.409 read them didn't understand I don't even think 00:44:52.409 --> 00:44:54.190 it was the words themselves. I think they just 00:44:54.190 --> 00:44:55.789 saw a bunch of different languages and their 00:44:55.789 --> 00:45:01.329 brain fucking fried. Only one of these is in 00:45:01.329 --> 00:45:04.309 English. They probably thought that the 10 were 00:45:04.309 --> 00:45:09.309 in English and then there was like 16 other sets 00:45:09.309 --> 00:45:10.869 of rules that they couldn't read. In America, 00:45:10.869 --> 00:45:14.909 our rocks only speak in English. What are they 00:45:14.909 --> 00:45:18.610 hiding behind that squiggly line? Bullshit on 00:45:18.610 --> 00:45:23.000 this. Alright. we're getting close to an hour 00:45:23.000 --> 00:45:26.519 let's wrap this up uh all right uh thank you 00:45:26.519 --> 00:45:28.739 so much for listening everyone um i appreciate 00:45:28.739 --> 00:45:30.539 it if you want to follow us follow us on instagram 00:45:30.539 --> 00:45:33.019 cryptic cocktail tiktok cryptic cocktail party 00:45:33.019 --> 00:45:36.059 follow my tiktok i'm having a lot of fun over 00:45:36.059 --> 00:45:39.260 there oh my god dave your fucking tiktok is goddamn 00:45:39.260 --> 00:45:44.420 hilarious i think i found my niche my two favorite 00:45:44.420 --> 00:45:46.820 things about your tiktok is one you're picking 00:45:46.820 --> 00:45:50.099 on dumb people but two You're picking on the 00:45:50.099 --> 00:45:52.199 dumb people that are on our side that aren't 00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:54.460 smart enough to watch an entire video. Dude, 00:45:54.519 --> 00:45:57.340 I basically just figured out the perfect form 00:45:57.340 --> 00:46:00.179 of engagement baiting. Oh, God, it's so good. 00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:05.320 It's so good. Yeah, so it's occult underscore 00:46:05.320 --> 00:46:07.960 Lunchables. I don't know where that came from. 00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:12.760 I just made it up. So follow me there. Yeah, 00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:18.440 leave us a rating and review. I keep thinking 00:46:18.440 --> 00:46:21.960 about your videos and I just can't I have told 00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:26.400 everyone at this block party to follow you just 00:46:26.400 --> 00:46:31.219 because how hilarious they are and dude you can 00:46:31.219 --> 00:46:33.579 make it's not even just like the right wing like 00:46:33.579 --> 00:46:36.619 MAGA folks you can do it with fucking the alpha 00:46:36.619 --> 00:46:40.340 wolf crowd like I got shit on lockdown the reactionaries 00:46:40.340 --> 00:46:42.860 just the people who will watch your video but 00:46:42.860 --> 00:46:44.739 not all the way to the end so they don't recognize 00:46:44.739 --> 00:46:47.170 that it's a joke Oh, it's so good. It's amazing. 00:46:47.869 --> 00:46:51.289 The amount of comment not found when I go to 00:46:51.289 --> 00:46:53.150 try to reply to something because they clearly 00:46:53.150 --> 00:46:56.349 finished the video after they commented. It's 00:46:56.349 --> 00:47:00.449 so fucking funny to me. It's so good. All right. 00:47:00.469 --> 00:47:01.690 So do you guys think you want to plug before 00:47:01.690 --> 00:47:04.550 we sign off? No, I mean, follow my TikTok too. 00:47:04.610 --> 00:47:06.150 It's not as good as Dave's, but I'm having a 00:47:06.150 --> 00:47:07.829 good time with it. I'm starting to get back into 00:47:07.829 --> 00:47:11.110 making videos. So Sarge the Destroyer on Instagram, 00:47:11.369 --> 00:47:15.000 TikTok, the whole nine yards. whatever fucking 00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:17.960 social media you follow go to Sarge the Destroyer 00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:21.300 I apologize for showing up to this episode drunk 00:47:21.300 --> 00:47:25.039 but in my defense we started an hour late and 00:47:25.039 --> 00:47:27.780 I've been barbecuing for the last two hours straight 00:47:27.780 --> 00:47:32.880 so yeah alright also drink Narragansett drink 00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:36.840 Narragansett immediately or I'll fight you yeah 00:47:36.840 --> 00:47:39.840 and if you're a basic bitch like me And you love 00:47:39.840 --> 00:47:42.019 the taste of pumpkin. Uh, they got their new, 00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:44.260 they got their, their pumpkin beer out now. It's 00:47:44.260 --> 00:47:46.659 fucking great. I better go get some. Oh yeah. 00:47:46.739 --> 00:47:50.239 And also, uh, the homie, uh, logo lore, uh, with 00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:52.599 DA, he sent me some of his, uh, non -alcoholic, 00:47:52.599 --> 00:47:54.500 uh, mixed beverages. I'm drinking the grandma 00:47:54.500 --> 00:47:56.579 tonic right now. This isn't like a sponsorship 00:47:56.579 --> 00:47:57.900 thing. I've just let you know that it's pretty 00:47:57.900 --> 00:48:01.239 good. Uh, yeah. So yeah, check out no spirit. 00:48:01.420 --> 00:48:03.800 They're pretty good. If you're not an alcoholic 00:48:03.800 --> 00:48:07.829 like us, check out some no spirit. But they got 00:48:07.829 --> 00:48:11.570 like a rum and coke one and a whiskey and coke 00:48:11.570 --> 00:48:15.130 one. Like I said, I got the gin and tonic one. 00:48:15.170 --> 00:48:16.590 It's pretty good. It's kind of like Sprite -y 00:48:16.590 --> 00:48:18.409 instead of tonic -y, which I like because I already 00:48:18.409 --> 00:48:20.989 drink my gin and tonics with Sprite instead of 00:48:20.989 --> 00:48:23.630 tonic. Anyways, whatever. Yeah, tonic scrubs. 00:48:23.670 --> 00:48:26.030 Don't drink it because there's no mosquitoes. 00:48:28.510 --> 00:48:31.170 No, I mean, for real. That's what quinine is 00:48:31.170 --> 00:48:34.030 in tonic for is to drive away mosquitoes. It 00:48:34.030 --> 00:48:37.880 was a malaria defense. I don't know, dude. I 00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:40.639 didn't know that. History with Saj. All right. 00:48:40.679 --> 00:48:41.980 Do you want to say goodbye and I love you to 00:48:41.980 --> 00:48:45.679 the audience? Guys, I love you and I'll be sober 00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:46.420 next time. I promise.