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Hey everybody! Welcome back to another episode
of Cryptid Cocktail Party, a show where we have
a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive
into the unknown. I'm your host Dave, joined
as always by my wonderful co -host Sarge. How's
it going Sarge? I'm fucking doing great! Even
though it's Memorial Day weekend and we're supposed
to be sad, but I'm doing good otherwise. I feel
like people don't understand what Memorial Day
is about. So I work with a couple veterans and...
uh before the the weekend uh there's a lot of
people saying like oh thank you for your service
and then they'd be like what the fuck are you
talking about like that's not what that's veterans
day that's not what this day is uh because it's
about people who have passed and or prisoners
of war so right one of my son's teachers back
in the day taught him the difference between
memorial day and veterans day and uh so For like
the rest of the summer, my son just kept saying
to me, I'm glad you didn't die in the war. And
just like out of nowhere. And I'd be like, thanks,
bud. Me too. Now, was he old enough to know that
you went to war when you went to war? Was he
even born at that point? Yeah, like he kind of
had an idea of what a veteran was. And this teacher
was like trying to do the right thing by explaining
that, you know, what Memorial Day is and like
why you don't say happy Memorial Day. Yeah. So
my, you know, he was like six at the time and
he just like very serious face would like put
his hand on my arm and be like, dad, I'm really
glad you didn't die. Over and over again. I'm
like, all right. That's the one time when I'd
be like, all right, school, calm down. Like,
yeah. Yeah. Well, like I also didn't do a great
job of explaining it. Cause I'm trying to use
like age appropriate language. Like the last
thing on earth I want is for my kid to know I
could have died in a war, you know? But was he
born when you were at war? No, he was born the
year I came home. So I can't, well, he was born,
like I came home at the end of 2010 and he was
born. uh in 2011 so he did never knew me so what
the he's worried about nothing right he never
knew about combat sarge you know he he just knew
that i like to shout at traffic at times and
that's because of combat okay so i guess that's
a good segue into what we're going to be talking
about today uh so i hope so it's memorial day
uh or at least the day this comes out it will
be memorial day so i figured we should do something
military related Seems only... I like that idea.
It seems right, I feel. Now, I don't know shit
about war or war zones, and I for sure don't
fucking know about any of the tech he used during
wars, so I'm sure that hopefully you can fill
in any gaps. A lot of Xbox. Is it the drone strikes
or just in general? It's a lot of Xbox in...
Yeah. Yeah, for the most part. Drone strikes,
Call of Duty. Well, all I'm saying is that you
might be able to fill in any gaps. In my knowledge,
as we navigate. I can probably help with that.
But what I do know about is demons, goblins,
ghouls. And I know that the absolute worst place
to potentially see a demon, goblin, or a ghoul
would probably, it probably would have been like
Vietnam, I'm assuming. Probably the worst place
to see any of those things. Or anytime you attend
a military ball and all of the privates have
been drinking since noon. They all turn into
goblins. Not great. Sounds bad. So, so I guess
Sarge. A lot of property damage. Yeah. So the
first question of my episode of not my episode,
but our episode to you would be, what do you
know about night vision? Cause the only thing
I know about night vision is ghost hunters and
it's a green and it makes your eyes look spooky.
Yeah. Yeah. I, I am. I had to wear nods a couple
of times in real life. We had a one night mission.
We were driving on the highway. And so I had
my night vision goggles on periodically just
so I could like see out into a field. It is really
fucking cool and weird. We played with them all
the time. Honestly, I had a lot of fun with my
night vision goggles. I feel like you, I feel
like you would, right. You would, you would,
you would play with them. Right. Like, I feel
like, yeah, of course. Yeah. I mean, the thing
is like you soldiers, especially in a war zone,
like you have your laptops, you can watch movies
and stuff and you can play video games and stuff,
but like you eventually get to a point. Will
you revert back to your, like, childhood years
and you just start playing weird games? Yeah.
Like, smacking each other in the balls for no
reason. Well, obviously. You get bored, I would
assume. Yeah. And we had, so we had night vision
goggles, and I don't remember why we didn't always
do this, but the base I was on, the lights were
out all the time because at night they were worried
if we had the base lights on, they would mortar
us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it was a small
base, so we didn't have, like, the... Counter
defense when they would shoot the motors it shoots
like these blast of shrapnel up And then the
motors would hit that and blow up anyway like
what Air Force one has kind of thing yeah So
instead of putting on my nods to go pee at like
2 in the morning I would just wake up go stand
outside until my eyes adjusted to the darkness
and then walk to the toilet and one night I did
that and I felt like something was near me like
a person was nearby, but I couldn't see anything
Yeah, it was pretty scary for a minute. And then
my eyes adjusted and I looked over to see the
ass of a donkey. Who had snuck through the gate
on the base, which didn't make me feel great
because how did I was going to ask? I was going
to ask how did the dog? It was a base donkey
or did it show up unannounced? He just snuck
through the gate. Like, I think probably what
happened is like the guards didn't see a threat.
It was just a donkey. They were like, fuck it.
We'll worry about it later. Like, that's pretty
fun. You can't just shoot it, you know? And so
I am standing waiting to pee and I look over.
And I see, like, the tail swish. I'm like, oh,
fuck, I'm standing right behind a donkey. I,
like, ran out of the way real quick because I
didn't want him to kick me. But then I just couldn't
stop laughing that there was just a donkey hanging
out next to my hut. That's pretty funny. And
so I woke up my teammate. I was like, Murphy,
Murphy, you got to see this. And so we're standing
in the doorway where there's, like, a little
bit of light kind of eking out. And he's like,
is that a fucking donkey? Like, how the fuck
did that get through the gate? And I'm like,
I don't know, but I'm sleeping with my rifle
tonight because I don't know who's coming behind
it. Yeah, so no one checked this donkey to make
sure its ass wasn't, like, jam -packed with C4.
They were just like, eh, well, you know, that
one thing happened, so why, like... You know,
it's funny you say that, again, derailing the
show, but we were driving across a bridge one
day, and the Iraqis had been known to put IEDs
inside of dead animals. And so one day we're
driving down, we're driving across this bridge
and there's a dead, I think it was a goat, a
dead goat on the bridge. And for some reason
we had to stop and I looked down and realized
that there's wires sticking out of the goat's
mouth. Well, to be fair, goats are known to eat.
It's pretty rare when they eat debt cord, though,
you know? Yeah, but they eat almost everything.
So maybe, hear me out, maybe there was an IED
exposed on the ground and the goat was like,
what is this? And then died immediately. Exactly.
It's got to be toxic. I can't imagine that explosives
are. Yeah, it's not good for you. So we determined
that they probably were trying to set up an IED.
And then they saw us coming and they like ran
away. But yeah, there was a goat with wires like
red wires hanging out of its mouth. So we called
the the Iraqi army's explosive ordnance people,
because by that point in the war, they were kind
of handling all that shit. And we just took off.
We were like, I'm not sticking around for this
thing. Now, not to be gross, but did you snap
a photo of that? Can I have that photo? Because
that sounds funny. No, no, I didn't think to
take a picture of it. I probably should have.
We were just trying to get out of there at that
point. Cause I'm like, uh, guys, it's got wires.
Like we should go. And then we just drove off.
I feel like if you're in any, any high stakes
danger area and you go, there's wires out of
something that probably shouldn't have wires
coming out of it. You should probably just slowly
back. Yeah. Yeah. You get to a point where you
kind of recognize that things might not be great.
Like we had a, we had a mission where we, Got
a lot of really shady Intel right before we,
we left. And I think we got to the gate and we
were like, no, fuck it. We're not going out.
This is bad news. This has got bad news written
all over it. You kind of get the spidey senses
and you don't want to go anywhere anyway. Anyways.
So yeah, I've used night vision goggles. That's
what we were talking about. This whole episode
is about that. All right. So have you ever heard
of a red night vision goggle? Like not, not infrared,
but red. No. Oh, Sarge. This is the song that
every veteran loves, just to be clear. Like,
this is our music. We're going to be a non -baby
today. We're going to fucking be a non -baby!
Oh, God, I'm just already picturing the helicopters
flying overhead. is that a good how do you shoot
women and children easy you just don't lead them
as much all right so for years pretty much ever
since i have been on the internet there's been
rumors or i guess like the best way to describe
it is like urgent urban legends uh that in 1965
during the vietnam war the u .s government designed
and built red night vision goggles for use during
the war So why red? Well, the theory was that,
or at least according to Mark Anthony, an Oxford
-educated attorney slash self -proclaimed world
-renowned psychic medium slash and guest on Coast
to Coast AM, he said that the red night vision
goggles allowed the soldier's eyes to maintain
daylight sensitivity, and it would be easier
for them to switch from day to night vision because
red light doesn't force the eyes to have, like,
it doesn't. it doesn't force them to have to
like adapt to low light conditions. Can confirm.
I use my red light all the time. And I, and again,
I assume it's the same reason that they use these
red lights, like in, in military, like helicopters.
I, you see like a, you watch a movie. I think
like even like in a, what's my favorite movie
of all time. Predator. Maybe I was thinking like
the rock. Yeah. Yeah. Like, no, but like, I think
in predator, there was a scene where they were
in the helicopters at night and they did the
same thing. I can't, I think nowadays they all
wear night vision, but I think back then they
did. They did use red light. So the red light's
not like a movie thing. That's like a whole.
No, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I mean,
I didn't fly in helicopters at night, but I'm
pretty, I'm almost 100 % sure they use red lights
because I know that they use them in airborne.
When the airborne troops who do night jumps,
I'm almost certain they use the red lights. Just
got to finish watching Black Sails. The other
thing I can think of is that it's like pirates
when they do the eye patch thing where you put
a patch over one eye and then you switch it when
you go below deck so that way you can see. I
heard that too. Yeah, it protects. Because your
night vision is a finite resource, it takes some
time for your eyes to adjust, and so it's much
easier to just cover the eye. And a special forces
guy that I met who was big, who, like, was in
SF in the 70s and 80s, he told us stories about
going behind the lines in another country that
we're not allowed to talk about. Russia! And
he said that he used to keep one eye closed when
he would see, like, white light or, you know,
any other colored light. he would keep one eye
closed to protect his ability to see, uh, when
ambient light, when the lights were gone. Okay.
That makes sense. Yeah. So, so anyways, it's,
it seems legit. Like I'm not an optometrist and
I totally legit. Yeah. I don't want to be bothered
to learn how different lights affect the eye.
So I didn't look at any of it up. I use it when
I go night hiking and I can see great after I
turn off the red light, I can still pick up the
ambient light. So I can promise you it works.
All right. So, so these new goggles, supposedly,
were issued to soldiers in Vietnam in 1965. It
was mostly to newborn... Newborn? The newborn
brigade. It was mostly to airborne troops, special
forces, and recon units. And the thing about
these goggles is that just... Just after a week
of this new technology being in the field, shit
started to get really weird. I can only imagine.
Yeah. In the July 8th, 2023 episode of Coast
to Coast AM, Mark Anthony went on and talked
about how after the first week, the men who were
issued these goggles started acting pretty strange.
They started talking about things that no one
else but them could see. And for some reason,
they were fixated at staring at the jungle canopy
and the treetops. Then they started having behavioral
and discipline issues and eventually started
fighting amongst themselves. Well, Charlie's
in the trees, so you have to be careful about
that. So it's not like a great first week or
two that this whole new thing was being rolled
out. I feel like this exact thing happened right
after the release of the Nintendo Virtual Boy.
Do you remember that thing? yes yes he was like
all red lights wasn't it yeah so real quick for
those too young to remember this the Nintendo
Virtual Boy was basically a pair of goggles that
sat on a tripod and it had a like a controller
connected to it and it was supposed to be like
the 1995 version of virtual reality kind of like
it was fully 3D rendered like characters and
shit yeah but it was like Tron yeah but the display
was like a monochromatic red it was red and black
so it was like a bright red light beaming onto
your corneas and i i don't know if this is true
but i genuinely remember like i think like i
fucked up some people like i know yeah some reviewers
said that it said like it like caused them to
have like nausea vertigo i think it fucked up
people's eyes I went to a Sears back in the day.
I was a little kid and I remember playing on
one that was on display and I stuck my face in
there and I literally was so enthralled with
what I was seeing that I actually drooled. I
felt the drool come out of my mouth and drip.
I remember the Walmart near me had it on display
and I played it and I'm pretty sure I died. Like
none of this is real. I think this is just like
my, it's a fever dream. You're actually in a
coma. It wasn't great. Like, and it sucked to
look at dude. It was so bad. Yeah. It was, it
honestly, like looking back on it now, I just
remember it being a series of red lines. Like
it was not, it was not a 3d rendering by any
stretch of the imagination. It was just angled
lines. Yeah. But anyways, we're getting off track.
So soldiers, recap, soldiers got red night vision,
started slowly losing their minds, started fighting
with each other. And this is all in the first
week. Then the helicopter incident happened.
Oh, snap. Allegedly, well, during a routine helicopter
patrol over a somewhat quiet part of Vietnam,
a gunner who was wearing the red night vision
goggles just fucking started open firing at something.
oh no then he just started screaming that he
was shooting at demons and he just kept screaming
about demons over and over again while just lighting
up the jungle not great not great nope now the
strangest the strangest part about all of this
is that apparently officers and pilots specifically
had been ordered not to wear the red night vision
goggles but an officer aboard the craft tackled
the man ordered that the gunner remove his goggles
and he put them on himself. And then according
to Mark Anthony, who seems... I'm going to say
this. It seems like his only source is like,
trust me, bro, kind of thing. Yeah. The officer,
quote unquote, saw several grotesque winged humanoid
creatures flying up from the treetops below towards
the helicopter, end quote. Oh. And... This wasn't
an isolated incident. According to Mark Anthony
Esquire, again, he is a lawyer. Over a period
of several weeks, reports flooded in from soldiers
who had seen these flying creatures while wearing
the goggles. Even officers who had disobeyed
their orders and decided to put them on described
seeing gargoyles and or demons. Not great. How
are we feeling so far? I don't like this at all,
but I am not shocked in any way because night
vision goggles already kind of make you look
like a demon. And then you're going to put on
red night vision goggles. Fuck that. Yeah, not
great. I don't want it. It was also reported
by people who wore them that the creatures would
immediately come at you as soon as they noticed
them. Like, you know that they know that you
could see them. Well, here's the thing. So I
don't know if that means that, like, as soon
as the person wearing the goggles noticed the
demon or if the demons noticed the person or
if the demons noticed that the person wearing
the goggles are now aware of the demons. Like,
I don't know what that means. Like, I don't know
if it, like you said, like. do they only attack
if the demons notice that you notice that you
can see them? Or if it's like, as soon as you
just even make eye contacts in general, like
what is, how would you interpret what that means?
That's my interpretation is that you put on the
night vision goggles and they're red and now
you can see fucking hellfire demons. Yeah. And
the demons are like, oh shit, we've been spotted.
Let's go get them. That's what I was thinking.
Yeah. As well. But there was no clarification.
So I didn't know if it meant like. Of course
not. It's coast to coast AM. You're lucky that
they were speaking English. But like, yes. So
again, I don't know. I don't. That would be my
first assumption is that once the demons notice
that you are able to notice them, that's when
they would attack. But people are saying they.
if that's the case and they said that like this
happened, how are they, how, how was there no
other witnesses to you being torn apart by a
invisible demon? Well, maybe they're not, maybe
it's not like they're, they're going to come
and tear you apart. Maybe they're going to like,
maybe they, they're going after you internally.
Like they're going to take your soul instead.
Maybe, but also not going to lie. If I saw a
demon that I could only see with red night vision
goggles, And they knew that I could only see
them with red night vision. When I started running,
I'd take them off. I feel like they would stop.
Okay. So I hear what you're saying, but I, but
no, let me throw in a little combat knowledge
here. This is the reason why I wanted to do this
episode. Cause you will set me straight, but
also would you not just immediately take them
off? I would. Yes. But at the same time, that's
me talking to you right near, right here now
in Massachusetts. When I went on mission, I was
amped up. Well, I mean, you have a machine gun.
But you're also so amped up on caffeine and nicotine.
Dude, my blood could have powered Vegas for a
week. I was constantly in a state of fucking
manic violence. Dude, we are two violently different
people. Yeah. I was inches away from murder constantly.
because like you go out of mission you need to
be alert especially like i was a gunner so i
was in the turret of the truck and if you're
a door gunner it's same thing you have to be
constantly alert for for threats and so you take
a lot of caffeine and you've got you know ripping
cigarettes like you fucking read about and so
you're just ready to destroy anything in your
path And the only thing that stopped me from
like opening fire on everything is knowing that
like I had to account for my ammunition. So I
couldn't just fucking randomly shoot anytime
something looked threatening. I had to have a
good reason to justify, you know, shooting at
something. So you're saying the helicopter gunner
who was wearing the red night vision, the red
night vision, I saw the demons. He was well within
his right to just start unloading into trees.
I'm telling you right now, I 100 % would have
fucking opened up. an entire magazine. That's
fair. All 200 rounds, whatever was flying towards
me while being a door gunner in Vietnam. Absolutely
without question. Okay, but we got to this because
we still don't understand what they mean by it
was also reported by people who wore them that
the creatures would immediately come at you as
soon as they noticed them. Well, that I can't
explain. I mean, other than that, I think that,
you know, because the creatures noticed you looking
at them and watching them, they were like, oh
shit, better go get that guy. He knows we're
here. So what you're saying is that, which is
a theory that we might get into, is that they're
interdimensional. They don't, we shouldn't be
able to notice them and they won't attack us
if we don't notice them. Well, yeah, because
the way night vision works is that it's picking
up a different kind of light. It's picking up
light that isn't visible with the human eye ambient.
Yeah. So if these demons are there, maybe these
demons are there all the time and we can't see
them, but then you put on these night vision
goggles and it gives you the ability to see light
on a wavelength that we normally couldn't see
as human beings. But what if, hear me out. Okay.
It doesn't, it's not. Well, either way, the use
and testing of these goggles was abruptly canceled
after 60 days. It seems too long. Yeah, it seems
like after the first fist fight between two guys
wearing these goggles, maybe you don't do that
anymore. But again, I'm not a military man, so
maybe that's just like the standard length of
time. Like maybe like two months is like. I mean,
back then, yeah. Nowadays, no, that is not normal.
I mean, nowadays, if you've got two guys that
go kind of crazy and start fighting each other.
You're probably going to cancel that experiment
real quick. Maybe. At one point in Iraq, we had
to wear high visibility vests when we were walking
in front of our truck to go from my base to the
motor pool. Oh, so you mean you're just way more
visible to the enemy than you should be? Yeah,
because they didn't want us to accidentally get
run over. And I'm like, I don't know. I feel
like my driver would notice me. I feel like I
would trust the driver more than a sniper. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. But even after the program ended,
there were some short -term effects. Soldiers
who had worn the goggles were mentally unstable
for months after the experiment, according to
Mark Anthony, world -renowned psychic medium.
And what they suffered from exactly, I don't
know. Full disclosure. I did not listen to this
episode of Coast to Coast AM. You're probably
better off for it. Well, because if you claim
to be a lawyer and a world renowned psychic medium,
I don't want to hear a word out of your fucking
mouth. I do not care what the fuck you have to
say about anything. He practices ghost law. So
how true is this story? Well, let's be real.
It's not. uh it's not no and uh thanks to the
website uh the website dawnshift .com we can
kind of work out why i didn't really go into
a lot of detail but i think sarge you have some
more experience with night vision than anyone
that i would even know For one actual Vietnam
vets have completely demolished the rumor. According
to the website, I just mentioned several pilots
from this time have confirmed that there were
absolutely no red night vision goggles at the
time and definitely not enough night vision goggles
for an entire unit. Yeah. In fact, there weren't
really night vision goggles at all until like
the night. I don't think there were, it's like
the late 1960s. And in, it was like 1969 that
the arm, the army had like prototype night vision
goggles and it was like very limited. And anyone
who got them was, it was on a very limited basis
and it was crazy top secret and super huge. They
had to be huge. Oh, these things were heavy.
Yeah. Bulky. And they were never adopted officially
into the Vietnam war. In 2009, the fucking night
vision goggles that I wore were really small.
And they just flipped down off your helmet. And
the fucking mount for them was like half a pound.
Yeah. And then the goggles themselves are hanging
off your helmet. So you had to tighten the straps
really tight in order to keep the goggles from
dragging your helmet down. Yeah. So in 1965,
the idea of giving full units of men. No way.
It just makes no sense. You can't. No. And the
thing is, while, yes, red is easier on the eyes,
as we learned with the Virtual Boy, it's not
great for a display. Green is always the way
to go from both a spectral efficiency and also
a human visual sensitivity standpoint. Red light
isn't great in low light conditions. As we said,
if you're in fog, the taillights of a car, it's
not great. Uh, red light isn't great in low light
conditions and would basically cause like a loss
of contrast and detail. What I read is as basically
like, if you were looking through red night vision
goggles, you almost colorblind. Like, yeah, we
were specifically told not to wear, um, protective
eyewear that had red lenses because a lot of
people who wear shooting glasses, their lenses
are either yellow or red. And we were specifically
told not to because you wouldn't be able to tell
if sometimes if there were wires when you were
looking for IEDs and stuff because the wires
would blend in. Yeah, but green on the other
hand is much better and it gives like a smoother,
clearer image of what you're looking at. Like
the glow lasts longer, so you have a much smoother,
clearer image. I honestly didn't know that about
the green light. Because when you were first
talking about it, it kind of made sense to me.
But yeah, that makes total sense because red
light is not great for distinguishing contrast.
And again, to your point, it doesn't go far.
Red, yellow, and orange, if you're looking at
it through a red light, you kind of get lost
in it. But the green light picks up all those
different contrasts. So that way you can easily
determine shape. all that stuff. It's way more
like quote unquote high def. I don't think in
the sixties it was very high def, but you, you
understand what I'm talking about. Yeah. That's
why all of those highly efficient websites use
green and black, green lettering on a black background.
Exactly. Like I'm not going to go into any more
detail about, there you have it. Like that, this
is like a fun urban legend that people fucking
love to believe. it's been on the internet longer
than I have even been alive. I feel like, you
know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's one of those
things where I just randomly get a bunch of tech
talks for some reason about this fucking story.
And I remembered this story and I was like, Oh,
I want to learn more about it. And then I realized
that like, I don't know how we just did a half
hour to 45 minute episode on it because all the
information that I got is from four minute, like
two minute tech talks. It's cause we're drunk.
That's because we're both drunk. Yeah, it's Memorial
Day weekend. And honestly, what better way to
remember all of my friends who are no longer
with us than drinking a beer. Yeah. Especially
if it's an Arrogant's Lager. Yeah. Because it's
local, and I was in the Mass National Guard,
so fuck all you people. Drinking a goddamn Yingling
or Budweiser. Whoa, hold on. All right. Let's
all just contact it out. You were from New England
first, okay? Never forget your roots. And arrogance
is better than ying -ling. I don't care what
anybody says. I just did one of those peas from,
like, remember the Austin Powers movie where
he eats asparagus and peas in the fountain? It
just lasts forever. Yeah, dude, that was... It
was the... What were we talking about? Yeah,
it's Memorial Day. Can't believe we could do
30 minutes on like two minutes of TikTok videos,
which is crazy. This is the first time I've ever
heard this story before. I think you brought
it home. All right. So how do I end this episode?
Hey, regardless of the work that you did, regardless
of your war, we appreciate the vets. We appreciate
those who made the ultimate sacrifice. And fuck
Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump. And Sarge, I
appreciate you. I'm glad you didn't die in the
war. Me too, buddy. Me too. I mean, like this
show wouldn't still be going. I probably would
have gave up a long time ago. So this is the
most fun I have every week. So I appreciate you
too. Thanks for listening and listen Memorial
day. Don't, don't spend the whole day being sad.
Those guys didn't die for you to do that. They
want you to have a good time. They want you to
celebrate just to have a drink for them. I don't
think most people know what. Memorial Day is
they celebrate the same way Veterans Day is celebrated.
Most people, again, at my work, thanks all the
veterans for their service before the weekend.
At least they didn't say Happy Memorial Day because
nothing sets off my rage more than when people
say Happy Memorial Day. And when I was working
in retail, nothing would make me angrier. Then
when people say, what's your sale for Memorial
Day? And I just wanted to be like, how about
you just enjoy the fact that you're free, you
fucking idiot. Sarge, here's the thing, though.
I can get a Toyota right now for like 50%. I
know. Nothing says thank you for making the ultimate
sacrifice like 50 % off a mattress. Yeah, you
know, Raymoor and Flanagan have some pretty good
deals this weekend. I'm so glad I don't work
in that industry anymore because every Memorial
Day was a rage struggle for me. Oh, for sure.
But I'm just going to say, like, I can go to
Wayfair right now and get a dresser for like
$4. Which makes no sense. I might get a child
with it because remember that whole thing? Don't
start that fucking conspiracy theory. That fucking
conspiracy theory made me so angry. All right,
we should wrap this up. We're both a little too
drunk for this. All right, Sarge, do you want
to plug your coloring book or no? Yeah, buy the
fucking coloring book. SargesSuperNormal .com.
SargesSuperNormal .com. $9 .99. Celebrate Memorial
Day by coloring Donald Trump. A better color
of orange if you can do it. You can find us on
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We pop up everywhere. I did that recently. We're
everywhere. We're amazing. And you can Google
Sarge the Destroyer. You can find me that way.
You can find all of our links on our Instagram
page. Sarge was out of the way. Do you want to
say goodbye and love you? Guys, I love you. Have
a happy and safe Memorial Day weekend and have
a beer for those who can't be with us. And I
love you.