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Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Crypto Cocktail Party Show.

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We have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown.

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I'm your host Dave, joined as always by my wonderful cohost Sarge.

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How is it going, Sarge?

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Whoa, feeling good.

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I'm feeling good.

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I apologize to anyone who might be listening with headphones on.

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I'm just excited.

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I just cracked an arrogance at logger.

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I'm going to I'm going to have a beer and then we're going to we're going to talk

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about what some shit, whatever we're talking about today.

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We are going to be talking about some shit, some actually probably not literal shit,

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but like it's it's not poopies, but it's weird.

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Yeah.

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But it was how was how was your holiday?

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Oh, I hope everyone listening had a good holiday or a lack of holiday.

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What?

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Depending on what you believe in or what you do, it doesn't really matter.

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Just hope you had a good day off of work.

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But how about you, Sarge?

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How was your holiday?

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It's fantastic.

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I got a Grimfrost hockey jersey.

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I'm a big fan of Grimfrost.

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The lead singer of a Monomarth has a clothing brand and it's it's just.

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You know, right up the middle aged white guy alley.

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You know, if you've got northern, northwestern European ancestry,

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you're going to buy whatever Grimfrost throws at you.

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And I got that could get spicy.

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It could get spicy.

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Just saying. Well, OK.

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You could get a little far northern, far northwestern, not the guy.

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Yeah, I got you.

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Fell is that got into some hot water in the 40s.

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Down.

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Boy, you got a little bit of hot water there.

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Just for a minute.

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Well, what else did you get?

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You got to see you got a you got a jersey and I got Sarja Slatter.

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Hey, was he one of the very excited hot water?

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Yeah.

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Sarja Slatter. No, no, no, no.

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He he fought them.

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Yes, we fight them.

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We don't we're not friends with them.

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Yeah, the sort of from 1980.

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He went back in time, I think.

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That's how we did it.

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I mean, that you get anything good.

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You get anything fun?

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I got a bunch of ramen from my mom.

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That's the way to do it.

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I was a mom.

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Is it mom of go David that Chef David something or other?

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He has like a no idea restaurant.

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But he picks like makes like packaged

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ramen and like spicy chili oil.

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So I got a bunch of those.

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My wife got me got us tickets to a show on New Year's Eve.

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So nice day is going to be a fucking train wreck.

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You get in trouble.

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But it knows is chill.

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You know, I've stayed at home with the wife, made a ham.

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Also didn't realize that like ham.

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You don't realize how big a ham is until you have leftover ham.

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Oh, yeah. And then you're just stuck with ham for days.

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Yeah. So it's just the two of us.

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And she's like, what do you want for Christmas?

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There's like a ham. I was like, I'll go get a ham.

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I thought you could get just like a small little guy.

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No, no. So it was like it was an 11 pound ham.

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And I was like, well, most of that's bone.

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It has to be.

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You got a pig. You basically got.

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I was getting a big gravely mistake.

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So now I just have I've had ham sandwiches for lunch at work every day

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for the past week and a half. Yeah.

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And it's I mean, I don't hate it.

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It's not bad, but I don't know how long it lasts.

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I don't know how long I can keep eating ham before I.

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You should probably you should probably throw it out.

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But I would give it like one more day and then get rid of it.

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Yeah. But no, I mean, I froze some of it.

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So I got some frozen.

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That's that should be good for at least.

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OK, then you're OK. Yeah.

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I don't know. I got I I I learned in economics class in college.

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The sunk cost fallacy.

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We're like, we hang on to shit just because we paid money for it.

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And so when you buy a giant ham, the sunk cost fallacy really sets in.

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You're like, God damn it. I spent 20 bucks on this ham.

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And I still have 4000 pounds of it left. Yeah.

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And then try to offer it to people.

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You guys want some ham.

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Yeah. It's like you just got to get rid of it.

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It's like some point you have to recognize no matter how much money it cost you.

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It's not worth the hassle of keeping an entire ham in your fridge.

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Yeah. I mean, I thought I was going to eat more.

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It doesn't matter. This is not dude.

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Every time I make him every time, I'm always like, why did I buy such a big ham?

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Because my caveman brain in the store sees a giant pile of meat.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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And you're like, oh, well, of course, this is perfect.

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I'm going to buy this and I'm going to eat the whole thing like Fred Flintstone.

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And like one. And then, yeah, he get halfway through it after a month.

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And you're like, OK, it's probably time to get rid of the ham.

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Yeah, it's time to go. Yeah.

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Buy him.

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All right, sorry. So we got an episode today.

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It's not it's not ham based. I mean, it could be.

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Who knows? It's so far. It's weird.

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Today, we know we're going to be talking about a one of my favorite conspiracy

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theories. We've been doing a lot more conspiracy stuff and I fucking dig it.

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I like. Yeah, I think you could tell where my interests lie,

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depending on what era of the show you're listening to.

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And I feel like now we're in my conspiracy theory era.

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And I. Yeah, we've hit the conspiracy era. That's fine.

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I mean, I know the show is called Crypto Cocktail Party, but I mean, it's it's

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I wasn't going to name it Cryptid Alien Conspiracy Folklore Cocktail Party,

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because that doesn't roll off the tongue that well.

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Yeah, yeah, it's kind of hard to say like cryptid mishmash a weird shit party.

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Yeah. So I mean, I know we've been lacking on cryptos, but today I got a good one.

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I promise we're going to talk about my favorite one that I've ever come across.

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And that is the Hollow Moon Theory.

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Now, are you familiar with it at all?

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I feel like you probably would be. I feel like it's right up your alley.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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I so I my mom had a friend

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and this friend lived with us at one point in the apartment.

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A mom friend. Oh, yeah. Already great.

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So this lady was she was nuttier than a fruitcake.

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My mom, my mom was very close with her until she moved in

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and became a nightmare to live with.

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But for the brief time period before

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we stopped talking to this woman,

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she was all about conspiracy theories.

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And at the time, I was just like, oh, man, she's really smart and with it.

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And then I as an adult now, I'm like, oh, she was not somebody

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a child should have been around.

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But she firmly believed in the hollow earth and hollow moon theories.

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OK, so at least there was consistency, you know, she wasn't like,

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well, the earth is hollow, but the moon is solid.

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Let's not go crazy. Well, I mean, she was consistent.

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Across the board, to be fair, flat earthers believe that the earth is flat,

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but every other planet in the solar system is not all of them.

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Some of them think that the celestial bodies are just projections on a dome

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because their brains are made of sawdust.

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OK, you might be foreshadowing a little bit of what's coming up because.

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Oh, snap. For those of you don't know, the hollow moon theory,

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it's not just that the moon is hollow.

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There's it's kind of like flat earth in a way that like

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there's different types of flat earth.

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So it's like there's flat earth. There's dome earth.

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There's convex earth. There's fucking triangle earth.

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There's an earth on the back of a giant turtle.

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It's a whole thing.

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Wait, there's a triangle earth.

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I just want to know how that was like a D for.

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We're not. How does that work?

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Kind of, yeah. But we're not talking about that today.

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Man, I got to look that up because I I mean, it's already stupid

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to think the earth is flat. Yeah.

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Because of all the evidence throughout the history of mankind.

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But to think it's a try, that's a that's a new this corners there.

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They know there's corners on a triangle.

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I don't fully understand. You know what?

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I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to stop.

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This is a different episode.

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Yeah, we need to we need to cover all the D20 earths.

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Yeah. The the other important distinction is that like

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unlike hollow earth, hollow moon is a lot different.

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So hollow earth, there's like either, you know, the tunnels

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where fucking Godzilla comes in or, you know, there's like lumary,

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like that whole thing, like their secret.

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This is a little bit different.

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So, yeah, the the hollow merians, the hollow moon theory suggests

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that the moon is not a natural satellite, but is actually a hollow

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artificial structure that was placed in Earth's orbit by.

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Aliens. No, I don't.

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Who? Hey, man, I didn't say you said it, but I thought I thought

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this was like an open ended

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because it was I was going to go aliens, possibly the Jews, maybe yetis.

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Well, I mean, like most conspiracy theories,

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there's there's never like a jet, like there's no one.

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There's like a ton of different explanations ranging from right

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ancient aliens all the way to future humans.

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So basically just full circle.

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But they came back in time just to put a giant satellite there.

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Yeah. And we'll get into that.

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But to understand why, please do to understand why people think

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that the moon is hollow, we got to start with the basics. OK. OK.

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And this is this this episode is going to be very information heavy.

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So if it gets real boring, I'm apologize.

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It's OK. I did some research to let's let's get into it.

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All right. For one, we don't know how the moon came into existence.

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And I mean that in the sense that there's no general consensus

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among scientists on how the moon was formed.

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And there's a bunch of different competing theories as to how.

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But all of them come with their own problems and reasons why.

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I mean, I think we're starting to get to a prevailing theory, though,

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like the more the more generally accepted theory, I think.

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And maybe I'm wrong here, but well, I believe that the what?

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Let me get through my.

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Oh, I'll let you get you through yours.

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But like the only reason I even I even thought of this is because I was trying

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to explain it to one of my children who halfway through just started playing

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Sonic and was not paying attention to me at all. Yeah.

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Well, one hypothesis is the fission theory.

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Now, this theory suggests that when the earth was still molten,

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it was spinning so fast that centrifugal force just separated

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like a huge chunk of it, like it just broke off, like of the earth.

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And that formed the moon.

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The problem with this theory is that the composition of the moon

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and the earth don't match.

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Well, they do share similarities.

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Lunar rocks lack significant quantities of different compounds

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that are abundant on Earth, suggesting that the moon did not form

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from Earth material directly.

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The other problem with this theory is that the moon's density,

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the moon's density is three point three four grams per cubic centimeter,

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and it is much lower than the Earth's density,

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which is five point five two grams per cubic centimeter.

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If the moon was a chunk of the earth, the density should be similar,

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if not like almost exactly the same.

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And they are so suck it, nerds.

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Why aren't you using just out of curiosity, why aren't you using freedom units?

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Because I don't think it matters and I don't know what any of this means anyways.

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I couldn't tell you what a fucking gram per whatever is.

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Yeah, I grams.

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I think that should only be used to measure drugs.

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And crackers.

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You're not wrong, but I mean, the.

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You say and crackers.

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Yeah, a gram cracker.

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It's one gram of crackers.

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So much.

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Wouldn't it be wild if that was actually accurate?

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We're moving on.

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Again, information heavy.

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The second theory is the capture theory.

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Now, this theory suggests that the moon forms somewhere else,

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like outside of the solar system, and it was traveling through

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and it just happened to get captured up in Earth's gravitational pull.

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The problem with this one is that the moon's like it has an almost perfectly circular orbit.

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It's like almost too precise to be the result of some chaotic capture event.

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And moons that are captured by bigger planets usually have like a more elliptical orbit.

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Like it's never going to be that perfect of a circle.

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There's also the fact that for the moon to be captured without just fucking like slamming

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directly into Earth or just like whizzing right past us,

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there would have had to have been like a third object for the moon to either like bump into

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or their gravitational pull helps slow it down.

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Enough to the point where...

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The three body problem.

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It's not what that is, but it just that's the first thing that came to my head.

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I mean, it's kind of true.

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Like it needed another like a third thing to just slow it down enough so that it could be captured.

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And as of right now, there's no evidence of a third planetary body or something.

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For that to have happened.

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The third theory is the co-formation theory.

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And it's pretty much exactly what the name suggests.

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It's basically like the moon and the Earth were formed like together at the same time

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from the same like stardust like primordial material.

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Like in the early forms of the solar system.

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It's like that's how like Jupiter and Saturn got their moons.

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They all like formed together.

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The problem with this theory is pretty much the same as like the first one.

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Where if it was made of the same material, the density of both bodies would be the same

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and the moon wouldn't be lacking the same like volatile elements that are on Earth.

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Yeah.

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And then...

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And instead we've got the Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito twins situation.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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Now, the fourth and most widely accepted theory is the giant impact theory.

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Where...

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There you go.

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Yes.

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See, Sarge, you always get ahead of yourself.

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I fucking love this theory.

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You know that I'm always going to get to where you need to go, baby.

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I should just shut up 90% of the time.

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You're right.

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I should.

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I should just shut my fucking mouth.

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No, don't do that.

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This show would be boring as shit.

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Just me in the background.

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Yeah, yeah, no, I agree.

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Me ranting for a half hour to...

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Meanwhile, I'm in the background just like nodding my head or shaking my head.

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No verbal response.

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All right, so yeah, so this theory, the giant impact theory is where a Mars sized planet,

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I think it was called Theia.

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I don't really...

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I didn't write it down because I didn't care enough.

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But anyways, so this...

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It's not necessary.

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This Mars sized planet collided with Earth.

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Then the debris from this impact, it coalesced to form the moon.

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Now, while this theory can help explain the moon's lack of volatile elements, because

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of the high energy impact like this, they'd all just be fucking evaporated.

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It doesn't explain why the isotopic composition of Earth and the moon are so similar.

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Basically, what that means in a nutshell is that the Earth and moon rocks are nearly identical.

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If the moon were formed from a mix of the Earth and this Mars sized objects material,

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the signatures would be wildly different, but they aren't.

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So again, fucking suck it, nerds.

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I also like that you didn't even hesitate to explain that isotopic thing.

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Like you...

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Because I immediately glassed over and I'm like, oh my God, I hope he doesn't ask me

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if I know what this is.

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No, I don't.

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I got it.

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I 100% don't.

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Hey, I got you, baby.

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Don't worry.

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You know, I'm sorry, I always have you.

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I always have you.

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I know.

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I'm here to guide you.

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Hold your hand.

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We're going to do this.

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You just pick me up in your burly arms and you carry me like a baby through every episode.

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God damn.

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Almost got you to spit out beer.

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Almost.

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Almost.

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One of these days you're going to get a real spit take from me because usually I just choke

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it down and almost die.

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One of these days my camera, my fucking computer...

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You're going to drown in your own beer.

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All right.

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So even so, like I said, we can't agree on how the moon was formed.

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There is one thing that we can all agree on and that is that the moon is perfect.

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Almost too perfect.

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Like suspiciously perfect.

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Like for one, it orbits the earth in almost a perfect circle, which isn't something we

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have seen with any other like planetary satellite in our solar system or any others that we've

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discovered outside of our own solar system.

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And the moon's position is also perfect.

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The distance between the earth and the moon is about 384,400 kilometers or roughly 1 400th

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the distance of the sun.

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Generally the moon is also 1 400th the size of the sun, which not only makes the moon

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appear to be the same size as the sun in the night sky, it also allows for total solar

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eclipses aligning perfectly between the earth and the sun.

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And it is the only moon in our solar system that does this.

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I mean, could this all be a coincidence and we should just accept the universe as chaos

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and there are things going on that we just want to understand?

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No, Sarge, that's not what this fucking show is about.

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Okay, no, no, no.

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Only you only accept coincidences if you're a fucking nerd.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Get out of here.

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Miss me with that shit.

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Now, the moon is such an enigma that even scientists have come out and been like, yeah,

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this shit like it shouldn't be here at all.

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Like this should not exist.

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Like one scientist from NASA, Dr. Robin, Robin Brett was quoted as saying, quote, it seems

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much easier to explain the non-existence of the moon than its existence.

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And another Erwin Shapiro from the Harvard Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics was quoted

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as saying the best possible explanation for the moon is observational error.

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This is why I love science, because scientists are not afraid at any point to just be like,

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oh, it's fucking weird, isn't it?

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It's crazy.

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I don't know what it does.

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I don't even know why it's there.

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Yeah, it's bananas.

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They want to say that all existing explanations for its presence are fraught with difficulties,

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which like we just went over all of them.

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And like, so if the moon can exist scientifically, then the only other option is that it was

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constructed and put there.

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And now you're probably asking what evidence for this could there be?

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Well, during the Apollo missions, NASA conducted seismic experiments by crashing lunar modules

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into the moon's surface.

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The Apollo 12 mission deliberately crashed a module into the moon and the seismic sensors

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detected vibrations that lasted over an hour.

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It was described as though the moon was ringing like a bell.

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They repeated these tests during the Apollo 13 and 14 missions, only now they're dropping

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larger and heavier shit down.

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Yeah, basically just littering the moon.

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It's just a YouTube channel of guys dropping shit to see what breaks.

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I was just going to say, it's like when a bunch of dudes get together on a bridge and

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throw rocks onto an icy river.

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Absolutely.

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Yes.

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100% that.

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But this time when the impacts occurred, the moon reverberate for hours.

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Now, scientists suggest that the moon's crust might just be super dry and rigid, allowing

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reverberations to travel further and longer than they would on earth.

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And they may be right about the moon's crust being rigid, but not because it's made of

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a dry and rocky crust, but because it's the metal exterior of a space station that's inside

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the moon.

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Yes.

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Duh.

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Fuck yeah.

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I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

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So the lunar surface is weird.

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For one, there's an overabundance of rare metals.

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Lunar rocks that were brought back from the Apollo missions contain a high concentration

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of metals such as titanium and uranium.

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Now, these are two materials that are highly valued for advanced engineering here on earth

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and aren't typically found in such high qualities like quantities in natural occurring formations

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like there on the moon.

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Right.

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Take titanium.

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It's used all the time in aerospace technology.

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We built planes and fucking spaceships and bikes, hips, all of those things.

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Yeah.

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They're all made of titanium.

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It's used all the time.

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It's strong, but it's lightweight.

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So maybe whoever built the moon incorporated it into the moon's surface for durability

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and function.

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There's also strange geological features like lunar Maria, the darker planes on the moon

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surface that you see and the highlands are compositionally distinct from one another.

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They're completely different.

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This could be a sign of deliberate construction or layering with the highlands acting as a

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stronger protective armor.

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There's also the fact that the rocks and dust on the surface of the moon are older than

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the rocks and dirt below the surface, which is the exact opposite as it is on earth.

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Usually you'll see the younger on top, older in the bottom.

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Now this could be a sign of construction happening inside the moon.

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If you're going to hollow out a planet, that shit's got to go somewhere.

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Right.

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You know what I mean?

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It makes sense.

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Yeah.

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So you just put it right on the surface of the moon.

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And then there's also the last thing about the surface that I want to touch on before

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I throw it to you is the craters.

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They are unusually uniform.

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By that I mean like no matter like the diameter of the crater, they all seem to be the same

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shallow depth.

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Even impact craters inside of impact craters, they don't go further down than like the impact

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crater.

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Like on earth, the larger the asteroid, it's going to create a wider and deeper crater.

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And it's not like that on the moon.

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It's something like maybe the super durable hull of a space station is preventing it from

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going deeper.

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If that makes sense.

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Does that make sense to you?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Kind of.

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I mean, honestly, I wasn't expecting you to go this route because a lot of people who

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deny reality, the people who are like the young earth creationists, they're like, well,

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you know, God put the moon there to block asteroids or something, and they're like,

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why are the asteroids on one side of the moon perfectly round while on another side they're

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oblong shaped?

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And that was explained much more eloquently than I could ever possibly hope to.

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But what I can say is I didn't think about that.

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Like why isn't it going deeper into the moon?

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The only thing that I can think of is, you know, like on Earth, kind of like a conglomeration

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of bullshit all around our crust.

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You know, you've got you've got like, you know, sandstone, I mean, limestone, excuse

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me, and like igneous rock in some places.

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And so maybe it's just kind of softer in some areas than it is in others.

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But honestly, like, I have no fucking scientific idea as to why I'm just like, well, the Earth

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is weird.

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I don't really know why that would be the case.

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It's a really interesting point, actually.

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The only thing I can think of is that the moon is is solid as science has recently kind

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of this is science.

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This is NASA, the shills, fucking liars, globalists, agenda.

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This is such bullshit.

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Yeah, it's yeah, exactly.

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Woke scientists with their woke hard balls surrounding us.

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But also this would mean that if so, even if what you're saying is true, that on Earth,

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you know, if it hits a certain spot, no matter what the size of the asteroid is going to

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go deeper or smaller, depending on what material it hits.

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Yeah.

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Again, if the Earth or if the moon was made of or formed around or by the same material

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as Earth, it should have that same characteristic.

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It's like hollow or solid.

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So if it's made of the same stuff, if it hits no matter where, it's going to have different

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depths of meteor impacts.

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But it doesn't.

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It's all uniform.

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No matter no matter the size of the crater, it's all the same depth.

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If it was made out of the same material as the Earth, you would see those discrepancies.

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You would see like the larger the impact, the deeper the crater.

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Well maybe not, because if the moon is solid, then it doesn't have a magma.

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And so it's just hitting a solid object all the way through versus hitting the Earth,

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which is, you know, much like me, squishy in the middle.

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I don't think.

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Okay.

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But anyway, it's just going to just go to that soft nougatie center, just like my boy

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Saj.

489
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,200
Yeah, exactly.

490
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,200
Yeah.

491
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,240
So these aren't just the weirdest things on the lunar surface.

492
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:13,160
There's been reports of structures, large towers, very geometrical shit pyramids, shit

493
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,160
like that.

494
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,840
It's also been lights and a weird mist.

495
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,840
And Saj, I believe.

496
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,840
Yes.

497
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,840
Oh yeah, baby.

498
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,840
You did some research, at least on the mist.

499
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,200
I don't know if you did any on the lights.

500
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,200
I did.

501
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,000
I did on the lights and the mist.

502
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Yeah.

503
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,360
So why don't we start with, why don't we start with the, with the lights and then we'll go

504
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,360
to the mess.

505
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:37,240
So this is, I'm going to put my NASA shill hat on for a moment.

506
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,720
So lights in the moon have been witnessed occasionally.

507
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,520
The European space agency.

508
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:47,680
It's been like 562 times over the course of like 40 years.

509
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,680
All right.

510
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,680
Take a deep breath.

511
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,680
I'm sorry.

512
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,280
I panicked because I asked you to do research.

513
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,800
You just looked at Congress.

514
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,960
That was one time.

515
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,480
That was one time.

516
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,520
Furiously Googling as you're asking me to look it up.

517
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,520
No.

518
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,520
Okay.

519
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,520
So you got that.

520
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,520
I have faith in the world.

521
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,520
Good.

522
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,240
Because I actually did write some stuff.

523
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,760
So lights in the moon have been witnessed occasionally.

524
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,760
The European space agency reports that claims of lights in the moon actually go back about

525
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,760
a thousand years.

526
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,760
We're going to talk about fucking Europeans, dude.

527
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,760
Yeah.

528
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,200
Well, I mean, they do have space too.

529
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,080
They just measure it weird.

530
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:32,600
However, the earliest official documented sighting only dates back to 1787.

531
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:37,000
But these sightings have only gotten more frequent with the improvement of technological

532
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:42,080
advancements available to professional and amateur astronomers alike.

533
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:46,720
The official explanation attributes this to something called transient lunar phenomenon,

534
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:52,360
which is a fancy way of saying shit keeps bumping into the moon.

535
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:56,520
So given that the moon has no atmosphere, these small bits of space debris are making

536
00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:01,480
direct contact with the lunar surface rather than burning up as they hit our atmosphere.

537
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,480
Yeah.

538
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,120
So that's why we're seeing these tiny little things smash into the moon so much.

539
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,360
So that's the little flashes of light are.

540
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,360
Yeah.

541
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,360
Yeah.

542
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,480
They think of it like, you know, you take two stones and you smack them together.

543
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,760
Sometimes you'll get a spark.

544
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:20,360
So while this is not a terribly satisfying answer, my sex date.

545
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:25,360
I had to do it.

546
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,360
All right.

547
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:35,600
So basically, all of the scientists around the world are essentially just calling this

548
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,600
swamp gas.

549
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:41,040
But this time on the moon, it is kind of the most reasonable theory unless you buy all

550
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,600
your vitamins from Alex Jones.

551
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:48,920
According to CNET.com in 2019, a new lunar telescope north of Seville, Spain will be

552
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,960
watching the moon every night to document and investigate this phenomenon.

553
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,240
All findings will be given to the European Space Agency, which has been gathering data

554
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,540
from another telescope in Greece since 2017.

555
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:09,080
So far, there's been an average of one light witness to per about every two hours of footage.

556
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:14,520
So I actually have a lot of respect for the European Space Agency because they're not

557
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,960
fucking NASA shills.

558
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,520
But also because they're willing to say we really have no idea.

559
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:24,260
But we're assuming it's probably just a bunch of debris smacking into the moon, which actually

560
00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:29,920
makes a lot of sense because part of the theory that life on this planet has survived for

561
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:34,260
as long as it has is because we have the moon there as sort of like a rotating shield to

562
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,480
knock crap out of the way for us.

563
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,480
Yeah.

564
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,280
And that that.

565
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,280
Yeah.

566
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:44,040
So and then so the mist is fascinating to me, too, because I did.

567
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,400
I had never heard about this until you had mentioned it.

568
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,760
So on March 7th, 1971, water vapor was detected on the moon.

569
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:59,520
This this vapor was picked up by two different instruments called Supra thermal ion detectors.

570
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,000
They were left by lunar missions.

571
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,880
They were left by all the lunar missions that had landed on the moon.

572
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,640
But this was picked up in particular by Apollo 12 and 14.

573
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,280
And the vapor seemed to last roughly 14 hours before dissipating.

574
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,200
But to talk about how wide it was.

575
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,200
Yeah, it was huge.

576
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,200
It was huge.

577
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,480
It was like a what did we what did they say?

578
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,000
A hundred hundred square kilometers, a hundred square miles.

579
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Yeah.

580
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Use freedom units.

581
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:30,160
So so two scientists from Rice University, doctors Freeman and Hill suggested the water

582
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:35,280
came as a result of a geyser on the moon, which followed a moonquake.

583
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,960
At the time, there was a reasonable amount of skepticism surrounding this phenomenon.

584
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:44,680
And many in the scientific community weren't even sure that there was water on the moon.

585
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,520
So this is kind of where their surprise came from.

586
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,520
Yeah.

587
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,440
Skepticism only grew as time wore on, partially due to the fact the instruments used to detect

588
00:29:52,440 --> 00:30:01,000
the gas related to the anomalies stopped functioning like almost all the way through the 70s.

589
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,760
So without any such events to compare it to, some folks would be easily led to the conclusion

590
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,560
that NASA was covering something up.

591
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,560
However, there's some reasons why this phenomenon might have happened.

592
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,120
So I'm sorry.

593
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,120
Go ahead.

594
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,120
No, no, go ahead.

595
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,440
No, you had already asked one of the questions.

596
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,440
So I'd actually written the answers based on the questions you asked me.

597
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,880
Mine was so I don't buy it.

598
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,880
I don't buy it.

599
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,880
There's no atmosphere.

600
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,440
So wouldn't the vape the vapor wouldn't hover for 14 hours.

601
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:31,040
It would immediately go straight into the fucking sky.

602
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,560
That is a great point.

603
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,960
But think about it this way.

604
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,240
No, the moon.

605
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,200
While it's true, the moon has no atmosphere.

606
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,520
It does have gravity.

607
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,640
It does have gravity.

608
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:51,880
The force of the moon's gravity is roughly 80 per three, 83, 80 per three, 83 percent

609
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,160
less than that of Earth.

610
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:58,240
So to put that in perspective, I weigh 250 pounds on Earth or I don't know how many stones

611
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,240
it is.

612
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,240
I'm not British.

613
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,840
On the moon, I would only weigh 41 pounds.

614
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,920
So while that force is not strong, it's still strong enough to maintain a slight hold on

615
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:13,600
on anything that is on the moon, which would include water droplets.

616
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,440
So assuming the sun was blocked by the earth or the moon itself, the water vapor could

617
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,720
have stuck around for some time until the sun evaporated it.

618
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,560
So seismic activity on the moon.

619
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,720
So there's no core.

620
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,960
OK, so that's that's another fantastic question.

621
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,400
And I'm glad you asked it because I was actually also very guilty.

622
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,000
I didn't really ask.

623
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:40,200
I was so fascinated by the concept of that because I was like, why is there seismic activity?

624
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,800
Because my simple primate brain could not figure it out.

625
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,880
Thankfully, there are scientists in the world that have degrees and they're smart people

626
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:48,880
and the moon.

627
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,920
So while believed to be solid, therefore no plate tectonics.

628
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:58,120
However, the seismic activity is still possible due to the moon's relationship to the earth.

629
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,120
It's a it's a rocky relationship.

630
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:05,160
What are we like, like, does the gravitational pull like so it's called tidal force.

631
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,160
That's exactly it.

632
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,160
It's called force.

633
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,920
So it's not unique to our moon.

634
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,920
Jupiter's moon, Io, for instance, is a rocky moon, but the fluctuation and gravitational

635
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,720
pull on the near side of the moon where the force is stronger.

636
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,960
Yeah, it causes it to expand.

637
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:23,600
And actually, interestingly enough, Jupiter's effect on Io is so strong that it creates

638
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,720
heat, which forces Io's rocks to melt into magma.

639
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,800
Yeah, because it fucking it's so strong that it pulls it's almost pulling it apart and

640
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,080
then reforming when it gets further away.

641
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,080
Exactly.

642
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,080
Exactly.

643
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,320
So this this to some small degree is happening on on the moon.

644
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:43,220
And it's it's also one more interesting point.

645
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:45,920
So I also looked up the moon's orbit.

646
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,920
And yes, you're 100 percent right.

647
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,720
The moon's orbit is almost perfectly circular.

648
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,600
However, it is still technically an elliptical orbit.

649
00:32:54,600 --> 00:33:00,280
If you were to take a pencil and draw the.

650
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,280
Look, man.

651
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,360
I had like three hours.

652
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,360
No, I do.

653
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,360
I do.

654
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,360
I'm just messing with you.

655
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,360
Is the hold on.

656
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,360
Hold on.

657
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,360
Hear me out.

658
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360
Let me finish this part and then you can ask your question.

659
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:16,400
OK, so if you were to draw the moon's orbit on a piece of paper with a pencil, the variation

660
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:21,580
in that orbit would only be about a width of the line that that pencil puts on the paper.

661
00:33:21,580 --> 00:33:26,160
So it's not it's not by any means a significant variation, but it's enough of variation to

662
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,160
make a difference.

663
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:33,560
But so is that like gravitational pull enough to cause like the water vapors to melt to

664
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,600
cause a geyser?

665
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,600
Is that so?

666
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,480
I mean, like, yeah, like so that's what it is.

667
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,240
It's the expanding and the pulling that cause it to evaporate the the water.

668
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,240
Yeah.

669
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,560
So essentially, you know, it just heats it up enough to turn it into gas.

670
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,200
And then that gas.

671
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,560
I actually have a theory, but we'll get to it.

672
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:55,720
So why hasn't this phenomenon been recorded more than once was another question that I

673
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,640
thought about.

674
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:02,440
So I did a little bit more digging on on the equipment that we had on the moon.

675
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:07,400
And as most people know, we kind of avoided the moon after a while because we were like,

676
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,400
it's just there.

677
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,400
We don't really care about it.

678
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,680
Also, nobody wanted to pay for it.

679
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:17,200
So the instruments used to gather this information were really only active for about five years.

680
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,200
OK.

681
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,640
So if the seismic activity is common on the moon, all of the landing sites were on the

682
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,840
near side of the moon, so the side facing Earth.

683
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,920
And that side of the moon reflects the sun's rays back on Earth.

684
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,640
Essentially, there are only a few days every month where the Earth is significantly blocking

685
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,940
the sun on the surface of the moon.

686
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:40,040
So it stands to reason that if these instruments remained active, we would probably have a

687
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:47,080
few more instances because my theory on what happened is weak seismic activity due to tidal

688
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,560
forces caused the water to heat up from ice to gas.

689
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:56,480
The gas escaped, but was significantly less force than like a geyser on Earth, for instance,

690
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,400
where we have an atmosphere and everything else.

691
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:03,520
The gas then settled, trapped by the moon's gravity until eventually it was vaporized

692
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,840
by the sun.

693
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:10,280
So had it been, you know, let's say this thing happened on one of the darker areas of the

694
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:15,380
moon and the gas sort of traveled across, we're not going to pick it up.

695
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:18,640
This could be happening on the other side of the moon all the time, but we won't pick

696
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,080
it up because we don't have any instruments.

697
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:25,960
Let's go back to my original question, which is what if it was just off gas from a nuclear

698
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,840
reactor?

699
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:36,080
There is not, there is not a unit of measure on Earth right now that could make, could

700
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,040
put into perspective how much I want that to be true.

701
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,040
Well, here's the thing.

702
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,320
Like I really, really want it to be true.

703
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:48,760
So we talked about the, the, the moon surface being the outer crust maybe of a space station.

704
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,840
So let's dive, let's, how did spaceship moon theory come into existence?

705
00:35:53,840 --> 00:36:02,800
Well, in the 1970s, two Soviet scientists, Mikhail Vasin and Alexander Shcherbakov.

706
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,800
Close enough.

707
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,800
I would have said it wrong too.

708
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,280
They had a theory.

709
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,280
All right.

710
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:13,320
Now, according to them, the moon is a colossal spacecraft constructed by an advanced alien

711
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,320
race.

712
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,120
Like we've been discussing, they put forth the moon's outer shell as a protective layer

713
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:24,680
while the inside houses machinery, habitats, and possibly inhabitants.

714
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,160
But the theory goes even deeper than that.

715
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,040
It's not just any spaceship.

716
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,760
It's a generational spaceship.

717
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,640
Does that make sense?

718
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,640
It's a yeah.

719
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,640
Yeah.

720
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:40,400
It's like making, you know, them aliens be fucking, you know, and making baby aliens

721
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,400
pretty much in the moon.

722
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,120
It's a, it's a, it's a self-sustaining, it's like a colony almost.

723
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,120
Yeah.

724
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,080
It's a self-sustaining craft designed for long-term space travel designed by an ancient

725
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:53,160
civilization that was possibly facing extinction.

726
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:57,760
They hollowed it out like a planet size object and turn it into a space station pretty much.

727
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,760
And like, it's like Wally.

728
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760
Yeah, exactly.

729
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:06,200
Like they were, they're able to survive on it for a long period of time.

730
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,440
And then they traveled through the cosmos and eventually decided that earth looks like

731
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,920
a good driveway for them to just park in.

732
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,520
So they just threw a bunch of beefy boys and hover rounds in the moon.

733
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,520
Pretty much.

734
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,080
Are we not like going full Wally?

735
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,440
We're just going like partial Wally.

736
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,080
We'll go partial Wally.

737
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,080
But uh.

738
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,080
Okay.

739
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,080
So they probably exercise in a little bit.

740
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,080
Yeah.

741
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,120
But what if it wasn't ancient aliens?

742
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,400
What if it was us?

743
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:35,440
What if humanity far in the future faced a cataclysmic event that required the moon's

744
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,040
existence for survival?

745
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:42,720
So using advanced technology, they traveled back in time to construct the, to construct

746
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:48,040
and position the moon just in the right spot to stabilize earth's rotation and climate,

747
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,040
ensuring the conditions necessary for earth's survival.

748
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,040
Whoa.

749
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,040
Could be.

750
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,840
That is some Joe Rogan level nonsense right there.

751
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:55,840
And I love it.

752
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,840
I dig it.

753
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,840
Could be.

754
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,840
I'm in.

755
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,840
I mean.

756
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:00,840
Here's my only bugaboo.

757
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:01,840
All right.

758
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:02,840
What'd you got?

759
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:11,840
Uh, if, if we were, if we were advanced enough to travel back in time and construct, uh,

760
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:16,840
this giant spacecraft, right?

761
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:22,080
Wouldn't we be advanced enough to avert our extinction entirely and not require a giant

762
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,320
spacecraft that can travel back in time?

763
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,880
But what if this, what is this the first go around?

764
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,280
Like they didn't know this was going to happen.

765
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:35,800
So in the future, this is the, this is the, this is the, this is the first of its kind.

766
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,160
And then they were able to.

767
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,960
Oh, it's like a prototype.

768
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,960
Yeah.

769
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,000
Well, it's not, it's not, it's not a prototype.

770
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,880
Like you do it once, you don't need to do it again.

771
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,760
What if it was originally a moon and the moon got fucked up?

772
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,600
Oh, I get what you're saying.

773
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,600
Okay.

774
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:59,680
So you're trying to put the moon, this moon here and then it's not, it's not standing

775
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,680
up on the scrutiny.

776
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,680
It's not trying.

777
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:09,240
I'm trying to explain the rantings of a lunatic in reasonable ways.

778
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,240
And I appreciate it.

779
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,160
I, you were, you were doing really well.

780
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,760
I was following you all the way until I saw the light.

781
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,120
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying to not be skeptical here.

782
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,760
I'm trying to be, I'm trying to dive, I'm trying to be in it.

783
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,720
No one wants this to be truer than I do.

784
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,080
Like I want to go to fucking space.

785
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,080
Yeah.

786
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:36,320
I mean, it bothers me that only knobs like fucking Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos

787
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,920
get to play around up there.

788
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,920
I'm like, dude, I've been fucking pretending GI Joe guys were in space for like fucking

789
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,200
20 years.

790
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,200
You sons of bitches.

791
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,160
I still do it.

792
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,480
Piss me off.

793
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,480
Fucking nerds.

794
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,480
I'm sorry, Sarge.

795
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,480
That's okay.

796
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,480
It's all right.

797
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:56,840
I should have invested all my money into inventing things that already existed like Elon Musk.

798
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,840
Yeah.

799
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:02,000
But there's a sort of go back on track.

800
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,600
I'm sorry for your back on track.

801
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,600
Sorry about that rant.

802
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,600
I just had a moment.

803
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,600
Sorry.

804
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,600
Sorry.

805
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,600
I'm okay now.

806
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,600
Drama.

807
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,600
We're back into it.

808
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:18,960
But so the, so the ancient aliens bringing the moon here and also the human travel back

809
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,000
in time, there might be some weight to that theory.

810
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:27,280
I say that with the heaviest of quotations.

811
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,280
Some gravitational quotations.

812
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:35,200
So there are, there are many cultures like ancient cultures that have myths and stories

813
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,880
about a time when there was no moon in the sky.

814
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,880
Like it just kind of like showed up one day.

815
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,520
Ancient Greek philosophers like Aristotle have referenced a quote unquote pre lunar

816
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:50,440
time indigenous tribes in South America, the Zulu people of Africa and the Chibcha people

817
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,840
of Columbia and many others all that last one sounds made up.

818
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,840
It's not.

819
00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:01,680
No, it just sounded like you were like, I can't remember.

820
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,680
I'm just going to say this.

821
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,400
No, that's what I'm just going to make a noise with my mouth.

822
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,680
No, I believe you.

823
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,680
I believe you.

824
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:13,000
But they all, they all have legends of there being no moon in the sky.

825
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,560
And then like, bam, there's a moon.

826
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,960
Like, so it's, I mean, it could be possible that the moon was built and then delivery

827
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:27,680
place there either by ancient aliens, modern aliens or future.

828
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,200
Who knows humans maybe.

829
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,400
I know one thing's for sure.

830
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,680
We're not going to get to the bottom of it today.

831
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,000
Well, we might.

832
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Okay.

833
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:43,320
Because, sorry, this episode's been so it's been funny games.

834
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,320
Yeah.

835
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,320
All right.

836
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,320
Up until this point.

837
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,320
But now it's time to get serious.

838
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,000
And we're going to talk about we're going to talk about space lasers.

839
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,800
We're going to talk about the moon really is.

840
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,800
Okay.

841
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,800
Okay.

842
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:53,800
All right.

843
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,800
It's not a celestial.

844
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,800
Nope.

845
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,800
We're going to talk about space lasers.

846
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,800
I'm really disappointed.

847
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,800
It's not a celestial body.

848
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,960
It's not a spaceship or a space station.

849
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:07,360
It's not even there at all because the moon is in fact a hologram.

850
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,600
Oh, of course.

851
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,600
Yeah.

852
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,600
Yeah.

853
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,600
Of course.

854
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,600
You're right.

855
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,760
It's a, it's a projection designed to hide what's really going on up there and what's

856
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,080
actually going on up there.

857
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:24,920
You might be wondering, I don't know.

858
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:29,400
Could be an alien base, some sort of hidden operation controlled by powerful governments

859
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:33,280
that are using it to control the narrative about space and hide secret technology.

860
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,440
It's really whatever you want it to be.

861
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,440
Okay.

862
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,840
I like that you call them gummins.

863
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,960
I had a mini stroke.

864
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,920
Now, now, God damn gum.

865
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:50,280
This, this idea of the moon being a hologram gained traction pretty recently.

866
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:57,800
Thanks to quote unquote amateur astronomers like YouTuber Crowe 777, a prominent voice

867
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:05,040
and a very serious man, a prominent voice in the hologram moon community who have claimed

868
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,640
to have captured quote unquote lunar waves on video.

869
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,320
So what is a lunar wave?

870
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:15,120
Well, it's basically a ripple like distortion that looks like it's moving across the moon

871
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,360
surface from the bottom of the time.

872
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:21,480
It's like when, when a VHS from the tracking is off, that one wave that goes up.

873
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,000
It's pretty much that.

874
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,760
Or like a weird anomaly with perhaps a digital recording device.

875
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,280
No, no, no, no, no.

876
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,520
Proponents of the theory argue that the waves are glitches in the hologram.

877
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,840
I mean, that's all the proof I need.

878
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,240
Do you want to see the video?

879
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,640
Yeah, please, please.

880
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:45,360
And I just want to preface this by saying that there are literally millions of people

881
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,680
every day who look out at the moon.

882
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:52,920
And so the fact that you can only see this with a digital camera, it tracks.

883
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,120
Hey, it doesn't.

884
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,120
Tracking is off, bro.

885
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,120
I don't know what you're talking about.

886
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,120
Swamp gas, obviously.

887
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,120
Yeah.

888
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:06,680
So this is this is this is Crow777 YouTube page.

889
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:11,280
And this is the analysis of the moon hologram UFO.

890
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,200
I don't know what that means.

891
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,720
It means nothing because it's insane.

892
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:20,000
Thank you to the jungle surfer for the narration request and getting this out to his viewers.

893
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,760
My hope is that a lot of people get to see this.

894
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,760
It's the real deal.

895
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:24,760
Give me a second.

896
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:30,080
Let me get the clip started here.

897
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,080
Sounds like me.

898
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:36,760
We're not that different, are we?

899
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:42,640
So the so for those listening, the screen says, having spent over a year viewing the

900
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:46,640
moon on a regular basis, I've come to the conclusion that the moon may not be what we

901
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,960
think it is.

902
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:53,800
There are other YouTube users who have also made some interesting lunar observation, JiveBop

903
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:57,200
and GridKeeper as examples.

904
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:01,880
This clip is a mind bender and I'm seeking anybody else who shot this or similar footage

905
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:06,400
to contact me and compare footage and dates.

906
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:11,080
So let's let's just scrub right to the I'm so excited.

907
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,080
Night looking for objects.

908
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,280
I pan my camera down and the wave starts this hologram wave.

909
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,280
I don't notice it.

910
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,280
You see it?

911
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,280
I do notice it.

912
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,280
It's so clearly his fucking camera.

913
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,960
You don't know whether it's your eyes or what you're fucking moron.

914
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:31,920
At this point, you're being so fucking stupid that you're filming the moon in a digital

915
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:38,200
camera and cannot for the life of you fathom why there would be an art like it's got to

916
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:43,840
be a hologram wave or I don't know, maybe the piece of technology shooting the phenomenon

917
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:48,120
that you've never seen with your naked eyes, even though you definitely would be able to.

918
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,120
I just love that.

919
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:57,360
He keeps replaying the video in different colors and then he changed.

920
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,360
What a moron.

921
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,400
But I mean, it's kind of cool looking, right?

922
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,000
Like it looks like a very cool.

923
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000
It's super cool.

924
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Looks like a wave.

925
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Yeah.

926
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,440
I mean, but it's because you're your digital camera.

927
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,800
You fucking nutsack.

928
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,560
Oh my God.

929
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:17,560
Out of 20 something million sperm, this guy was the fastest.

930
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,560
I will say this though.

931
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:23,040
I don't know what digital camera he's using, but God damn, that's a very high def digital

932
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,040
camera.

933
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,960
You know, he got real far.

934
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,120
This is from September 2012, dude.

935
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,120
Like that's okay.

936
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,440
That's that's really impressive because I was going to say like I've taken actually with

937
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:38,440
my with my Samsung phone, some pretty amazing photographs of the moon.

938
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,440
Yeah.

939
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,360
So I like I've got a pretty good view in my backyard.

940
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,040
So I go out and take pictures of the moon every once in a while.

941
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,400
Like if I'm letting the dog out, I'm just standing out there waiting for her to come

942
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,400
back in.

943
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,400
Yeah.

944
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,280
I'll just like zoom in because my camera has a hundred times zoom and I'll just zoom in

945
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,400
on the moon and just take a quick picture.

946
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:02,160
And then if you just mess around with some of the I don't use filters, but I use like

947
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,440
the different editing software tools within the camera app.

948
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:09,760
And you can, you know, you can highlight it and make it look a little bit brighter.

949
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,880
I'll send you a couple of pictures that I took, but yeah, bro, that's just a fucking

950
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,040
camera artifact.

951
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,040
You fucking moron.

952
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,440
I mean, you should be embarrassed that you thought that was a thing.

953
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,080
I mean, it's all the proof I need.

954
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,160
So yeah, right.

955
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,160
I'm good.

956
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,160
I'm good with it.

957
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:30,880
Thank you, crow and skip Bob and grease train, whatever the fucking other guy's name was

958
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,720
in Spock lover 69.

959
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,120
You guys all really nailed it.

960
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,720
You got to the bottom of it.

961
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:38,040
Can I, I want to ask just one question.

962
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:44,920
If you're going to be a YouTuber trying to push these types of theories and ideas, maybe

963
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:51,000
come up with a more credible sounding name than crow with two Rs.

964
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,720
Seven, seven, seven, like I've Bob probably doesn't strike a lot of confidence in most

965
00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:56,720
people.

966
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:00,960
What was your question?

967
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:08,040
So if the moon and all other celestial bodies are a hologram, well, no, just the moon.

968
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,040
Okay.

969
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:17,700
So, um, why to hide the alien spaceship and or the governments of the world's powerful

970
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:21,280
governments of the world are hiding behind them.

971
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,040
How long have they been doing that?

972
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,560
I remember like maybe what?

973
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:29,260
200 years ago we thought that the cold was just ghosts in people's blood.

974
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:31,400
So it doesn't matter.

975
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,400
Sarge.

976
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,400
Okay.

977
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,400
When did we invent hologram technology?

978
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,080
Well, I guess what I'd want to know.

979
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,560
I mean, you've seen the Truman show.

980
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,560
Yeah.

981
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,560
Yeah.

982
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,560
I think, yeah, there you go.

983
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,560
Ah, okay.

984
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,560
So we're all in a simulation.

985
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,560
Yeah.

986
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:49,560
Duh.

987
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,680
Have you not been paying attention this whole time?

988
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:52,680
Fuck.

989
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:53,680
So thank you.

990
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:58,320
Crow and jive Bob for your deep and thorough investigation into this matter.

991
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,320
I really appreciate it.

992
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,320
Exactly.

993
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,320
All right.

994
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,320
So yeah, but that's it.

995
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:08,480
That's a, that's hollow moon, spaceship moon, holograph moon theory.

996
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,480
Yeah.

997
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,480
You feel it.

998
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:18,520
I feel like the people who believe this probably have a higher than usual lead content in their

999
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,200
water.

1000
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,600
It might live under power lines as well.

1001
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,600
Okay.

1002
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,400
So you're not vibing with it is what you're saying.

1003
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,400
No.

1004
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,120
Most of their family trees are probably just a full circle.

1005
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,120
Okay.

1006
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,040
So it's a wreath, family wreath.

1007
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,040
Yeah.

1008
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,560
This is a product of profound inbreeding over generations.

1009
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,560
Okay.

1010
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:38,560
All right.

1011
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,560
I mean, that's your pain.

1012
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:40,560
I kind of fuck with it.

1013
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,080
I like the idea that the moon might be.

1014
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,400
I want it to be true.

1015
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:44,400
I do.

1016
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,040
I need more evidence than a broken digital camera.

1017
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,360
Well, that's just a hologram.

1018
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,360
I'm talking about all the whole thing in general.

1019
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,360
Oh, okay.

1020
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,360
The whole thing.

1021
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,360
I'm sorry.

1022
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,360
I thought you were talking about it.

1023
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,360
I'm talking about everything.

1024
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,360
I don't know.

1025
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,360
Okay.

1026
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,120
I mean, I would fucking love that.

1027
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:06,600
And honestly, like if you just suspend a little bit of disbelief, reasonable disbelief, you

1028
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:10,120
know, like that's, it's kind of fun.

1029
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,360
It's like a fun idea.

1030
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,560
How cool would that be?

1031
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,560
It's not bad.

1032
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,560
It's pretty good.

1033
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,560
It's not bad at all.

1034
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,040
It's not bad at all.

1035
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,040
Yeah.

1036
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:23,720
I like the idea of the hollow moon or that it's a spaceship.

1037
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,640
Holograph moon is just the way things of people with brain damage.

1038
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:28,640
Yeah.

1039
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,520
I mean, the hollow moon, you can like literally send a balloon through our atmosphere, the

1040
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,080
hollow moon and the space station.

1041
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,960
But like I fuck with that.

1042
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,680
Holograph moon is a little too much.

1043
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:40,680
Where's it projecting from?

1044
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,680
You think it would see it.

1045
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:47,400
You think that heavy cloud cover like, why would they do that?

1046
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,400
Why would they do it?

1047
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,000
What's the value there?

1048
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,600
What's the point to hide the spaceship?

1049
00:50:53,600 --> 00:51:00,020
But like there was clearly a time where there wasn't a moon and everybody was fine.

1050
00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:03,320
So just one day you turned on the moon and you were like, there it is.

1051
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,320
Here you go.

1052
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:05,320
Deal with it.

1053
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,320
Yeah.

1054
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,320
Or maybe the Alcoa less.

1055
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:11,280
Maybe some, maybe like the, the, maybe, oh, all right.

1056
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,280
Hear me out.

1057
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,280
Maybe we're living in two different timelines.

1058
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,280
Okay.

1059
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,280
Okay.

1060
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,280
So hear me out.

1061
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,720
So this is the shit that I could get into different timelines, different dimensions.

1062
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:20,720
We're living in two.

1063
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,720
All right.

1064
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:27,800
So simultaneously the moon doesn't exist.

1065
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:32,280
There was a cataclysmic event and we have to project the moon into the sky to make people

1066
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:41,040
still feel like there is a moon while we in the current time are building the new moon

1067
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:47,760
to replace that moon, but it's to go back in time from when the shit happened.

1068
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:52,080
So the moon's there and then it comes and then it blows up or whatever and then we project

1069
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:56,800
the hologram moon until we can rebuild the moon again.

1070
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,320
Does any of that make sense?

1071
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,760
I don't know, dude.

1072
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:08,480
Only because we can like accurately predict solar eclipses and the tides.

1073
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:12,120
Yeah, but we can do that from the hologram.

1074
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,920
How?

1075
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:20,240
Jesus Christ.

1076
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,400
Now.

1077
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,880
Doesn't matter.

1078
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,600
You're cooking with gas.

1079
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,660
Jesus, fuck yeah.

1080
00:52:31,660 --> 00:52:34,360
You see the rest of the stack?

1081
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,360
Yeah.

1082
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,000
Everything's like a Matterport build like they're gonna go full talk about what's happening

1083
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,920
in the use of who gives this fuck that's it?

1084
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:42,920
Oh yeah.

1085
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,520
It was like a whole movie series about it.

1086
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,920
Yeah, there was, well, I don't know the series, but there's a-

1087
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,120
What was it called? Iron Skies or something like that?

1088
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,920
There was a new movie that came out. Yeah, it had a fucking

1089
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,920
Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones and a-

1090
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:01,420
Yeah.

1091
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:02,920
Yeah, I haven't seen it. It looks terrible.

1092
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,920
But that's why I want to watch it. It's like, it hits every point.

1093
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:08,920
Yeah, it's a great-

1094
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,920
It hits all the points.

1095
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:14,920
You know what's weird is halfway through recording this episode, I had a panic attack thinking that I had already covered this.

1096
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,920
Well, when you cover enough crazy shit, you start to worry that you covered all of it.

1097
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,920
I was super, I was like, oh fuck, did we do this?

1098
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:32,920
And then I realized, no, it's just me just remembering that I knew all of a lot of this stuff before researching it.

1099
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:33,920
Yeah.

1100
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:39,920
Yeah. So that was a fun little existential crisis I had in the middle of the episode.

1101
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,920
We'll just start redoing episodes.

1102
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:51,920
Well, so here's the thing. So for those of you listening, we're coming up on two years and actually the two year anniversary of this show will be our 100th episode.

1103
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,920
So my thing was when I first started this show, I had my buddy Colby on it.

1104
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,920
I gave him two options to choose from.

1105
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,920
And they were the first two episodes we ever did together.

1106
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:10,920
And I kind of want to do it because I still have those scripts and I kind of want to redo both those episodes, not because they were bad.

1107
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,920
They're arguably two of my, of our better episodes.

1108
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:19,920
But just to see the two different reactions from the two different people that have been on the show the most, does that make sense?

1109
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,920
Yeah, that'd be really fun. Maybe bonus episodes.

1110
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,920
Well, I mean, we got to pull this 100th episode. We got to do at least one of them proper.

1111
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,920
OK, yeah, just go all the way through.

1112
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,920
I think it'd be fun because there are two there are two of the most iconic.

1113
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:41,920
We'll just call it cryptid, whatever the name and then redo R.E.D. U.X.

1114
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:49,920
Like like hot shots with two extra Rs in it to add to add to the legitimacy.

1115
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:53,920
Yeah, it'll be great. All right, Sarge, you got the old plug.

1116
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,920
Yeah, I'm on the Internet.

1117
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:02,920
Follow me on different social media platforms except for X, which is actually just Twitter.

1118
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:07,920
But worse, because I don't ever really go on there anymore.

1119
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,920
Buy my coloring book at Sarges supernormal dot com.

1120
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,920
It will take you to an Amazon page. The coloring book is nine ninety nine.

1121
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,920
But there's a lot there's a lot of stuff to do in there.

1122
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,920
There's coloring and there's activities.

1123
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:28,920
And it's a great way to, you know, take out your fear and frustration on the incoming shit storm that America is about to face.

1124
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:36,920
Or you can roll it up and burn it to cook food because eventually fuel will become increasingly expensive

1125
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,920
because of our horrible corporate overlords. Yeah.

1126
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,920
And then we'll have to mine the moon and the moon will become unstable, it'll collapse in on itself.

1127
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:52,920
And then exactly future humans will have to now build the moon and then send it back in time.

1128
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,920
Yeah. So I think I think we're on to something here.

1129
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,920
Yeah. Sarges supernormal dot com. Do it by the by the coloring book.

1130
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,920
I'd appreciate it. Yeah. But that's all I got. Yeah.

1131
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,920
Yes. Buy his coloring book.

1132
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,920
Follow us on Instagram at Crypto Cocktail.

1133
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,920
Follow us on TikTok, Crypto Cocktail Party for however long that's going to last.

1134
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,920
Because the government's. We're on blue sky.

1135
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,920
We're on blue sky. I don't. Yeah. I got to give Sarge to handle that because I don't post.

1136
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,920
I'm bad at text posts. I'm not a text post guy.

1137
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:30,920
I'm Sarge the Destroyer on blue sky. Find me and then and then you'll see me posting Cryptid Cocktail Party stuff as well.

1138
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:35,920
Yeah. And then leave us a rating and review, please. That'd be awesome.

1139
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,920
It definitely helps out the show. I think that's it.

1140
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:47,920
I don't know anything else. Yeah. I guess, you know, with that out of the way, Sarge, do you want to say goodbye and I love you to the audience?

1141
00:56:47,920 --> 00:57:14,920
Goodbye and I love you.