1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:24,920 Hey everybody. 2 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,200 Welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party Show. 3 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,240 We have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive in the unknown. 4 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:34,600 I am your host Dave joined as always by my cohost Sarge and his cohost today. 5 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,960 Apparently is Lucy is dog. 6 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:37,120 What's going on? 7 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,520 She just, she saw me getting all fired up from the song and she's like, I want to 8 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:41,160 be a part of this. 9 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:44,760 So she jumped up in my lap and now she's now she's just trying to lick the 10 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,120 microphone and everything else. 11 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:46,800 She can get her paws on. 12 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,000 Yeah. 13 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:47,960 Uh, how you doing, bud? 14 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,480 Not bad. 15 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,400 Uh, been busy works, been busy as usual. 16 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,880 Oh, it's good to stay busy during these turbulent times. 17 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,880 During these turbulent times, the calm before the storm. 18 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,000 Yeah. 19 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,640 Don't eat my slippery, you son of a bitch. 20 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:02,680 God damn this dog. 21 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,440 She's having a moment right now. 22 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,640 Well, she loves you, man. 23 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,480 She just wants all of your attention. 24 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,920 She wants to be, she wants to be a part of me. 25 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:10,400 Yeah. 26 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,320 I had a crazy moment just like about a half an hour before we started. 27 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:20,120 I went in my laundry room to change over the laundry and there was a hornet in 28 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:24,840 there and I think it was just, uh, you know, trying to find someplace warm to 29 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:28,200 set up shop for the winter and I got caught in a spider web. 30 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,240 And so I'm like, Oh, this is going to be so cool. 31 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,040 I'm just about to get my, my phone so I can take a picture. 32 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:33,320 Right. 33 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:40,280 And then it falls like the, the spider web falls off and the spider is hanging from it. 34 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:40,880 Okay. 35 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:45,360 So now there's a hornet flying around very slowly, of course, cause of the 36 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:49,160 added weight and there's a spider just swinging from the bottom of it. 37 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:54,360 And then the whole thing just smashes into the wall and lands on the ground. 38 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,360 So I of course immediately stomp on it. 39 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:56,640 Yeah. 40 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:01,760 And as one would my, my sweet, but painfully stupid dog comes running 41 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,200 over to eat the whole thing. 42 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,200 Not going to lie. 43 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,880 A fly, a spider attached to a wasp was probably one of my biggest fears. 44 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:10,400 Now. 45 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:10,640 Yeah. 46 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:17,000 Now that there's been introduced into my life that now there's going to be a big 47 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,320 concern of mine moving forward. 48 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:19,280 So thanks for that. 49 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:19,360 Yeah. 50 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,160 If they start, if they start working as a team, we're fucked. 51 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:22,480 Yeah. 52 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,560 It's going to be all bad. 53 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,360 I'm glad you're doing good. 54 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,640 I'm a little hung over as Mars birthday yesterday, but I don't think it 55 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,000 should affect the show too much. 56 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,480 He said that I'm not drinking right now. 57 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,560 So sorry, Narragansett. 58 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:33,840 You want them all? 59 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:34,400 That's all right. 60 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,520 I'll drink for the both of us. 61 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,840 Narragansett, I am on your team. 62 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:44,200 But before we get started, I do believe that last week you had a story to tell, 63 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,320 but we didn't get to it. 64 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,800 A story from a waitress. 65 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,840 I believe that I could go stories on. 66 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,360 Okay. 67 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:50,760 All right. 68 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,480 So I had dinner at the Copley Plaza Hotel. 69 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,000 Mary Ann is the sweetest woman on earth. 70 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,760 She was our waitress. 71 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,080 Okay. 72 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,920 And they had Narragansett there. 73 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:06,560 So she brought me Narragansett and we did a, we did a photo shoot. 74 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,560 She was a lovely woman. 75 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:15,680 I saw the pictures and she told me like a really sad story about the Copley. 76 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,080 I'm going to keep names out of it because out of respect for the 77 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,000 women who were there with her way back. 78 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:26,400 And I was like, Oh, I'm going to keep names out of it because out of respect. 79 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,720 But apparently there was another person who worked there with her way back. 80 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:37,200 When, if everyone's familiar, the problem that the Catholic church had in Boston, 81 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,240 trying to be as polite about that as possible. 82 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,520 I think we're all familiar with that. 83 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,320 There's plenty of documents. 84 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:48,720 Anyway, there was a particular priest who had just gotten convicted and, you 85 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,960 know, he was in the hospital and he was in the hospital for a couple of days. 86 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,640 And he was in the hospital for a couple of days. 87 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,520 And then he came back to the hotel. 88 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,240 He decided to stay there for the night. 89 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:04,880 And he actually, he ended his life that night in the hotel. 90 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,960 Maybe we shouldn't have started the episode with the star. 91 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,080 I know it's kind of a downer, right? 92 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:13,120 But so I did, I did walk around the hotel cause it's supposedly haunted. 93 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:13,640 Yeah. 94 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:19,760 And I was on the sixth floor and I felt, no, this was like, so they say the 95 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,040 sixth floor is just the most haunted. 96 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,080 Oh, it's just what it is. 97 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:22,280 All right. 98 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:22,600 Gotcha. 99 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:23,160 Yeah. 100 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:29,720 So I'm on the sixth floor and I feel like, uh, like a goosebumps on my back. 101 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:30,360 Okay. 102 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,080 Like a spirit went through you kind of thing. 103 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:32,760 I don't know. 104 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,800 And then, well, this was the weird part. 105 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,040 I felt something like, you know, uh, how a spiderweb feels when it hits your 106 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,720 face, it like hit my earlobe. 107 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:40,960 Yeah. 108 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,080 Was it attached to a wasp? 109 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:42,920 I hope not. 110 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,440 Cause I would have woken up everyone in that hotel. 111 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,240 This was at like 1130, 12 o'clock at night. 112 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,240 I decided to have a couple of drinks and then go ghost hunting. 113 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:54,760 Yeah. 114 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,600 So, uh, and then, and then it happened again. 115 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,680 So that's why I didn't think it was like, uh, oh, I just walked through a spiderweb 116 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,840 because I was in like a different area and it happened again. 117 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,160 And this is like a very nice, like very clean hotel. 118 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,160 I can imagine that. 119 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,880 Everywhere you go, there's always somebody cleaning. 120 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:09,040 Yeah. 121 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,480 There's no spiderwebs just kicking around, but they, I mean, 122 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,920 if I've learned anything in my time of watching, uh, Zach Baggins and ghost 123 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:20,920 adventures, is that like, they're always saying that when you walk through a 124 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,160 spirit or a spirit walks, it's not like you always get like that's like you walk 125 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,520 through a spiderweb feeling. 126 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,520 So there's something to that. 127 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,280 I've always heard that too, even when I was a kid. 128 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,320 I don't know. 129 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:34,560 I, I, I'm not, I'm not one of those people who's going to be like, Oh, it's 130 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,360 definitely a ghost, but I'll tell you this much, it's certainly scared the shit out 131 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:38,680 of me. 132 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:38,920 Yeah. 133 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,320 It's the second time it happened, I was like, okay, I don't want to do this 134 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:42,760 anymore. 135 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,800 This is terrifying. 136 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,920 Wait, so were you, were you staying at the hotel or did you just wander around 137 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:48,200 it? 138 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:48,800 No, no, no, no. 139 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,200 I happened to be staying there. 140 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:50,560 Okay. 141 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,720 I didn't know if he's like what's the restaurant for dinner. 142 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,440 Like, you know, I just decided just roam around. 143 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,000 Nah, I figured I'd hang out. 144 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,200 Well, anyway, yeah, it was a terrifying, that's a pretty cool experience though. 145 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,400 I feel like, I feel like I want that, but I don't know how I'd react if it 146 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:05,800 happened. 147 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,440 You know what I mean? 148 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,600 Like, you got to come up here. 149 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,000 We'll, we'll stay at the Omni. 150 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,240 The Omni is super haunted. 151 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,040 Ooh, I do like a good haunting. 152 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:18,440 Well, Sarge, luckily today I got an episode for us and we aren't going to be 153 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,080 discussing cryptids or aliens or ghosts or anything like that. 154 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,040 We're going to be discussing a man. 155 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:28,880 Now this is a man who for close to 30 years has dedicated himself to being a 156 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:32,520 beacon of truth and light in a world full of false flags, fake news and 157 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,240 conspiracy. 158 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,440 A man that some claim, including himself, to be the tip of the spear in the fight 159 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:41,920 against the globalists, a man who was in a war, a constant war with the new world 160 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,920 order and info war. 161 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,120 Today we're going to be talking about Alex Jones. 162 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,760 Yeah, I am so fucking excited. 163 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,400 Bring on the gay frogs. 164 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:52,600 Yeah. 165 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,840 So we're going to be talking about Alex. 166 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:54,680 Hold on, time out. 167 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,000 Hold on. 168 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:55,400 Okay. 169 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,360 Wait, if we're going to talk about Alex Jones, I need to get something. 170 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:58,960 I'll be right back. 171 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,320 It better be a fucking tinfoil hat. 172 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,160 Let's talk about the globalists. 173 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,800 I thought you were going to come back with a fucking tinfoil hat, but this is 174 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,120 somehow so much better. 175 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:10,600 This is my old army helmet. 176 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:16,080 It was given to me when I first joined the army national guard and they forgot 177 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,120 that they gave it to me and there was no paperwork. 178 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 So I got to keep it. 179 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,480 Typical government bureaucracy. 180 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:22,720 Yeah. 181 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,680 On the back of my helmet, you can't see it now, but I wrote a little 182 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,520 bit of a message to the army national guard. 183 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:31,040 Yeah, on the back of my helmet, you can't see it now, but I wrote a long time ago 184 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:31,920 when they first gave it to me. 185 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:32,440 Don't shoot. 186 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,320 I joined for college. 187 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:36,400 All right. 188 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:36,520 Sorry. 189 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,720 So you can't see it anymore. 190 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,760 Today we're going to be talking about Alex, Emmerich Jones, or as I like to 191 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,560 call them, the poor man's Bill Cooper. 192 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,040 Cause if you know anything about Alex Jones, he stole the salt stick from Bill 193 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,840 Cooper and Bill Cooper went out like a lot to, he went out with a shoot out 194 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,040 and shooting the police. 195 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:52,400 Yeah. 196 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,040 No, I, I am very well aware of Bill Cooper. 197 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:55,320 Yeah. 198 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,680 So Alex Jones is definitely the poor man's Bill Cooper. 199 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:01,720 So I'm sure most of you listening are familiar with Alex Jones and Infowars 200 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,240 in some way or another, like whether it be from his famous documentary, dark 201 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:09,080 secrets inside Bohemian Grove, where he snuck into the Grove and filmed the 202 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:13,080 participants performing the creation of care ceremony, where they burn an effigy 203 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:17,720 in front of a 40 foot statue of an E an owl, pagan God named Moloch. 204 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:20,760 Or from that. 205 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:21,520 Yeah. 206 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,200 Or you might know him from that time that he defamed and harassed the 207 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:29,080 parents of the Sandy Hook victims and lost over a billion dollars because of it. 208 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,960 But more recently, and this is the reason why I decided to do this is that it 209 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:37,600 seems as though the info or at least this iteration of it has come to an end. 210 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:43,960 So Alex Jones, like if you don't know losing over a billion dollars for being 211 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,680 just an absolute shit heel, he and his company had to file for bankruptcy and 212 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:51,640 was forced to sell off the company and its assets in an auction while the 213 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,560 winning bid was announced last week and the fucking onion is now the proud new 214 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,800 owner of my day. 215 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:03,360 So in light of this news, I thought me and you, we would stroll down memory lane 216 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:07,600 and take a look at three of Alex Jones's stupidest fucking conspiracies and just 217 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,920 bask in how stupid this man really is. 218 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,560 But before we do that, or is he the smartest person in the world? 219 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,320 Hashtag Alex Jones was right. 220 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:23,080 Um, but, uh, but before we do that, I just want to say that while Alex Jones is a 221 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:28,720 fucking class a racist, hate filled looney tune moron and most psychopath, 222 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:32,280 yeah, most news outlets and people on social media just make jokes about him. 223 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,600 It's important to note that he's actually a very dangerous man with like serious 224 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,000 reach and influence. 225 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,760 So like, and serious mental health issues like, like we all make fun of him because 226 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:48,720 he's crazy, but like the truth of the matter is this man has genuine mental 227 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:49,400 problems. 228 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:55,440 And I'm not talking about like the funny kind, like this gentleman needs serious 229 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:59,920 mental health, the funny kind of mental health problems as there are many. 230 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,000 Yeah. 231 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,960 He's not Jack Nicholson from, uh, from as good as it gets. 232 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,600 He's Jack Nicholson from the shining. 233 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:07,680 Yeah. 234 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:08,280 Yeah. 235 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:08,800 Pretty much. 236 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,000 Yeah. 237 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,800 Um, so like, yeah, it's like from like the insurrection on January 6th to the 238 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,880 harassment of the Sandy Hook families, Alex Jones had a part in like all of it. 239 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,280 And his rhetoric has influenced like real world violence. 240 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:25,400 So for example, Edgar Welch, a North Carolina man, an avid info wars fan, he 241 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:29,160 drove to Comet ping pong pizza where the alleged pizza gate child sex ring was 242 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,720 happening and he fired a gun in the establishment. 243 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:36,120 And while not explicitly mentioned rhetoric like Alex's and other far right 244 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:40,160 media figures helped shape and influence the 2011 mass shooting carried out by 245 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:46,000 Andrew Brevik, uh, and also his 1,518 page manifesto, which reads like a 246 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,960 proud boy's wet dream. 247 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,960 It's and it's a hard read. 248 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:49,720 It's a mess. 249 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:50,080 Yeah. 250 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:54,080 No, like I said, he may be a raving madman, but you can't deny that he's 251 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,720 charismatic as fuck in one hell of a showman. 252 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:00,680 Like there's a reason he went from cable access in Austin, Texas to having, or at 253 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:05,440 least had a multimillion dollar propaganda outlet he's entertaining. 254 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,960 And for some reason, like he resonates with people. 255 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,160 They're fucking stupid people, but there's people. 256 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,760 Um, so I just wanted to get that out of the way like first, because if I learned 257 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:19,440 anything from listening to almost a thousand episodes of knowledge fight, what 258 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:23,040 we're about to do is not how you should cover Alex Jones by turning him into a 259 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,040 joke or a meme, but fuck it. 260 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:29,200 So, I mean, sometimes you got to have to, you have to. 261 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:34,000 So Sarge, are you ready to dive into Alex Jones's top three stupidest 262 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,040 conspiracies? 263 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,120 Oh God, yes, I am so ready. 264 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:37,600 All right. 265 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:41,760 So starting off at number three, this one's not great, but it is really dumb. 266 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,320 We have government weather weapons now. 267 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:49,920 You like that one? 268 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,680 In a nation that's regularly crippled by droughts. 269 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,560 Yeah. 270 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,800 Our government is definitely controlling the weather. 271 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,040 Yeah. 272 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,800 Now government weather weapon theories are like nothing new in the realm of 273 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,720 conspiracy theories and especially not on info. 274 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,800 Like this has been like, he loves the idea of the government being able to control 275 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,760 the weather and he pushes this any chance he gets. 276 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:15,280 He likes to focus particularly on the high frequency active or a rural research 277 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:19,920 program or harp claiming that the research facility in Alaska is actually a 278 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,600 secret government tool that the globalists use to create weather events 279 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,800 like hurricanes, droughts and other natural disasters like hurricanes and 280 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,680 tornadoes and shit. 281 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:33,440 Now harp started in the very early nineties and was initially run by DARPA, 282 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:37,760 but it hasn't been a government research facility since 2015 when the air force 283 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,680 shut down harp and gave control of the facility to the university of Fairbanks, 284 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:47,360 which now they're making the facilities available to researchers on a pay per use 285 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:47,680 basis. 286 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,560 So these rented out every once in a while for people to come and like fuck with 287 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,120 this guy. 288 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,560 That's what they want you to think. 289 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:57,040 But well, this hasn't stopped Alex from using harp as the cause of several 290 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,040 different conspiracies in the years following. 291 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:03,120 Most recently, he claimed that those two hurricanes that devastated North 292 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:07,120 Carolina and Florida, they were deliberately sent there by the Biden 293 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,800 Harris administration and a bid to somehow like naturally influence the 294 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,560 outcome of the 2024 election. 295 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:17,360 I don't really know how is it either by like making it so those areas affected 296 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,760 couldn't vote since they were predominantly like red states. 297 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,520 Yeah, it worked out really well. 298 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,880 Yeah, it worked out super well. 299 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:31,760 Yeah, and also that they were what he would call suppressing opposition or 300 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:35,840 maybe like he thinks that like by making the regions like reliant on government 301 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:39,280 aid and becoming dependent on the administration and power, the states don't 302 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,800 have a choice but to keep them in said power to get aid for the devastation. 303 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:48,080 I really that the government is not paying out as we learned, according to 304 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,520 the most recent conspiracy. 305 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,320 Yeah, but who knows? 306 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,600 Dude's an idiot and his reasons change depending on the day and what mood he's 307 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:58,320 in and also he's just so wrong about what harp is and does. 308 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,880 Like, yeah, for starters, harp has limitations, one being that it can only 309 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:06,800 send small like bursts of energy into the upper atmosphere. 310 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,800 It can't control or create weather. 311 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,200 And the second limitation is that again, it was shut down in 2015. 312 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:20,720 Now, while cloud seeding is a real thing, like they do go up in the sky and they 313 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,480 send it like this like silver particle stuff, but it's really only used to like 314 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,400 encourage localized rainfall. 315 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,680 And even then, there's science saying that it might not really do that much. 316 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:35,120 And it definitely can't create or like direct large scale weather events. 317 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,560 Most likely the cause for the increased frequency and severity of the weather 318 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,920 lately is climate change. 319 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,360 But Alex doesn't believe in that. 320 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,320 So we can't. 321 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,680 He believes in climate change. 322 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,920 He just thinks Bill Clinton is doing it. 323 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:50,880 Oh, fair enough. 324 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,440 Fair enough. 325 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:57,200 OK, so moving on to the number two dumbest Alex Jones conspiracy theory. 326 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,640 The turn in the friggin frogs gay gay frogs. 327 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,680 Yes, I was so waiting for this. 328 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,560 Oh, my God. 329 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:10,320 I fucking love this conspiracy theory so much because it's so stupid. 330 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,080 It makes no sense whatsoever. 331 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:17,680 There's no benefit to gay frogs except except nicely decorated 332 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,320 watering holes throughout throughout the world. 333 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:25,840 Just the most fabulous ponds you've ever been to some amazing fucking pond raves. 334 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:26,560 Exactly. 335 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,840 Now, this is a theory that a lot of you may be familiar with. 336 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,680 It's probably the most widely spread piece of Alex Jones media that there is out there. 337 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,320 It's been memed, referenced, animated. 338 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,840 I'm sure someone at some point on TikTok turned it into like a dubstep song. 339 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,520 Everyone knows it. 340 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:46,320 But for some of you, you may not know like just what the fuck he was ranting about 341 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,720 since the clip was taken largely out of context. 342 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,160 And a lot of you may be surprised to learn that that clip was from 2015. 343 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,680 I always assumed it was much. 344 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,880 No, that was like his. 345 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:02,880 That was really, I think 2015 was like the height of Alex Jones power. 346 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,480 Yeah, right around the election. 347 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:08,640 Yeah, because right after the election, Trump was like, oh, you're actually nuts. 348 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,320 I thought this was like a thing. 349 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,120 I don't know, man. 350 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:15,280 And so even Trump, you know, you have to be fucking crazy when Donald Trump is in the 351 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:19,040 scene, when Donald Trump is like, oh, no, I know who he is. 352 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,040 But like, we're not friends. 353 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:27,520 Well, there are rumors going around that he's I and Alex Jones to be the press secretary. 354 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:34,880 So, you know, honestly, that would be the only good thing to come out of the administration. 355 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:38,880 I would wholeheartedly co-sign on Alex Jones being the press secretary. 356 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,160 He's so that would make me so unbelievably happy. 357 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,320 I would love every minute of it. 358 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:48,640 Yeah. I mean, the speeches are already going to be unhinged. 359 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,120 I can only imagine. 360 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,520 I would watch every press conference. 361 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,320 Oh, and fucking. 362 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,600 Yeah. But but one thing you probably won't be surprised to learn about that clip 363 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,760 and like what he was ranting about is that it was part of his overarching 364 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:06,640 narrative about trans people, trans people, gender roles and family structures. 365 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,480 So what's the theory? 366 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,320 Well, throughout the mid 2010s and in that famous clip from 2015, 367 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:17,360 Jones alleged that the herbicide atrazine was intentionally placed into water supplies 368 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:21,440 to disrupt the hormones of amphibians, specifically the males of the species, 369 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,200 and turning them into, quote unquote, feminized or gay frogs. 370 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,960 But why would they be doing all this? 371 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,200 You may be asking why turn the friggin frogs gay? 372 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,440 Well, Sarge, it was a test. 373 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,280 The globalists. 374 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,240 Oh, for you, for those of you listening, you don't know what globalists are. 375 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,360 It's the Jews. 376 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,840 It's pretty much all that. 377 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,440 Always it is. It is. Yeah, it is definitely a code word for Jews. 378 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,040 It's definitely a dog whistle for sure. 379 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:50,080 But yeah, the globalists are weaponizing the same chemical and are going to use it on us. 380 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:54,400 And what it will do is it's going to interfere with our endocrine systems, 381 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,520 feminize the men and ultimately control the population. 382 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:01,280 See, Sarge, it's all part of a larger plot by the global elites 383 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,880 to destabilize masculinity and heterosexuality. 384 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:10,560 Duh. All right. 385 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,800 OK. You know what? 386 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,480 OK. Yeah. 387 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:20,320 And according to Alex, we're already seeing the results of this declining sperm counts, 388 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,320 increased infertility rates in humans, all linked to atrazine. 389 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:29,440 But here's the thing, Sarge, just no, that's not how any of that works. 390 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,520 No, no, no, no. 391 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:35,200 And and I don't know if Alex watched Jurassic Park, 392 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:43,360 but frogs can already switch genders, biological genders, kind of whenever they need to. 393 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:48,800 Yeah. So life, you know, yeah, they're not gay, Alex. 394 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,560 That's that's how that's how your God magic them into existence. 395 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,480 He was like, you know what? 396 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,160 I'm going to make Steve Stephanie for a little while because there's no other dude. 397 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,840 It is a bit of a sausage party and we need some more babies. 398 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,960 Yeah. And that was fine. 399 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:09,280 Who cares? Like, ultimately, who cares if frogs are gay? 400 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,760 True. It doesn't really affect anything. 401 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:16,000 But so the thing you got to understand about Alex is that he's basically a headline aggregator. 402 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,600 Like he reads a headline or the title of like a paper and then just kind of 403 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,440 makes up what he thinks is in the article and then claims it's all real, like totally happening. 404 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,400 Well, I remember the episode of Knowledge Fight when he was reading 405 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:31,440 something about Big Macs or McDonald's not using beef anymore. 406 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,520 And then halfway through the article, he realized that wasn't the article at all 407 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,760 and just stopped reading it and changed the subject. 408 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,040 He does that shit all the time. And that's what he did with this one. 409 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,280 Whenever he goes off on the theory, he likes to cite the work of a biologist named Tyrone Hayes, 410 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:49,360 who found that atrazine exposure in frogs does disrupt their endocrine system, 411 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:54,000 causing male frogs to exhibit female characteristics or same sex mating behaviors. 412 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,800 And these findings are well documented, but they apply specifically to amphibians because 413 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:03,760 they have permeable skin and that makes them way more sensitive to environmental chemicals. 414 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:08,320 So he really just took those scientific findings about the gay frogs and like amplified it to 11 415 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:12,720 to suit whatever his narrative of the at the time was in Stoke Fear and Homophobes 416 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,040 or alpha type dudes, I guess. I don't know. 417 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,080 That's what they want you to think. No, that is what they want you to think. 418 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,880 Yeah. But the EPA and other organizations around the world, 419 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,880 have found no evidence that atrazine affects human endocrine systems at the levels 420 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:32,880 you would find in drinking water. And also the human body is decidedly nothing like a frog's. 421 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,000 Like humans are far less sensitive to chemicals like this. 422 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:41,920 Yeah. I, you know, I, I don't, I don't ever recall hearing about there being a lot of medical testing 423 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:46,640 done on amphibians. Yeah. Usually they use a mammal of some kind. 424 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:52,240 Yeah. Usually like a pig, you know, because of the warm blood and circulatory system very similar. 425 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:57,520 The human beings. I'm also, I'm sure this won't shock you, but there's also no evidence to support 426 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:02,720 the atrazine as part of some population control agenda. Fertility issues in humans come from a 427 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:07,440 variety of factors like lifestyle, environmental pollutants, like not just this one thing alone. 428 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:12,320 Yeah. And smaller penises. Yeah. Over time it's just, they're getting worse and worse. 429 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:18,560 Well, I mean, we're more accurate these days. We don't have to hurry up because there's a saber tooth 430 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:24,880 tiger coming. So you don't need, you know, you don't need quantity. You just need quality, 431 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:30,880 something clearly lacking from Alex Jones and his birthing situation. 432 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:36,880 Oh, all right. So Sarge, we got, we got two down. We got one left. How are we feeling about these two? 433 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:42,000 And do you have a guess of what the third one could be? Please tell me it's his Y2K thing. 434 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,280 Honestly, that made me so happy. That wasn't even on the, that didn't even cross my mind. 435 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:56,240 That is a good one though. Okay. Well, we are here. The number one dumbest Alex Jones conspiracy theory is 436 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:07,280 human animal hybrids. Oh, Chimera. We're doing the chimeras, buddy. Now, chimeras. This is probably 437 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:12,400 the wildest theory that Joan has, and he has been talking about it for years. And it blows my mind 438 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:16,560 that people will hear him talk about this, like what we're about to talk about and then take 439 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:21,920 anything he says afterwards, seriously, because it's just so beyond bananas. Oh, it's absurd. 440 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,240 I do recall this. So from pretty much day one, I actually don't know if that's true, but for a long 441 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,720 time, Alex has been talking about human animal chimeras being grown in a lab for a number of 442 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:36,880 different reasons and frames them as a product of un-animalized, un-animalized, un-animalized 443 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:42,080 unethical and satanic science conducted by the elites as a way to quote unquote play God. 444 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:47,680 Now, he claims that these animal, animal human hybrids are being used for a few key things. 445 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:53,120 One, these human animal hybrids are being grown and bred for their organs and DNA, 446 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:59,040 and these beings are conscious and aware of their suffering. In one of his more unhinged rants on 447 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:04,960 the subject, he goes into great detail about quote unquote fish people. He claims to be alive in one 448 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:10,400 of these laboratories saying quote, they're putting human DNA into fish and growing them as hybrids. 449 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,480 They have sad, deformed human faces. I knew Shape of Water was a documentary. I knew it. 450 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:21,360 They have sad, deformed human faces, human eyes on fish bodies. It's an abomination, end quote. 451 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:28,160 The second reason they are being used in military experiments to create some type of like super 452 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:34,080 soldier or something. I'm not really too sure what they are. So we can swim good. Like what, 453 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:42,480 yeah, why? And then number three, that these experiments are part of a broader plot to 454 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:49,200 replace humanity with controllable artificial beings. So yes, because human beings notoriously 455 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:56,320 difficult to control. Yeah. And he should know that this pretty easy considering he runs a pop 456 00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:04,560 like propaganda outlet. But yeah, now my favorite part of this theory is, and I love him for this, 457 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:10,000 is that Alex Jones is a big advocate in terms of like getting these poor fish men with sad human 458 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,240 eyes, like some rights. I mean, you got human rights, you got animal rights. The government 459 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:19,040 needs to step in and give these human animal hybrids some goddamn human animal rights. 460 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:25,760 I actually, he is like a, he is like a red pudgy Rosa Parks with high blood pressure. 461 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:35,680 Just, just fighting for all of us. I actually found this clip from, it's from a July 6th, 2017 462 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:41,520 episode of the Alex Jones show where he's talking to noted fuckstick Dr. Group about just this. And 463 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,440 it takes a weird turn. Like I think group was there to help like push a supplement that he 464 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:50,800 had coming out or something like that. Naturally. And somehow the conversation went from like GMOs 465 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,960 to this. And this clip gets kind of weird, but I wanted to play it because the end of it is so 466 00:24:54,960 --> 00:25:01,760 fucking funny. Are you ready for this? Yep. Folks, I have hundreds of articles I see every week about 467 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,840 human animal chimeras with no rights. You talked about people, you know, in research labs, I've 468 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:11,360 talked to them too. You see humanoids, they're like 80% gorilla, 80% pig, and they're talking. 469 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:21,760 And this is highly, go ahead. Case law school in 2006 was hired to develop law for the future of 470 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:28,400 transgenic organisms. And they're already saying we want to force a debate. What rights are they 471 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:33,840 going to, like, do you get rights as a human if you have 50% DNA? Like what are the rights that 472 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:38,400 are going to be? We need to make this illegal. This needs to be illegal. It needs to be. They're 473 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:46,400 talking about making it illegal to make child pedophile robots. OK, OK, you make that illegal. 474 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:51,520 But but but it's a weird job. The human splice with animals. I mean, this is beyond pedophilia. 475 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:59,680 This is beyond pedophilia. OK, they're trying to make robots, child pedophile robots illegal, 476 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:08,640 but not this. This is bigger. I want Alex Jones to write many movie scripts like I want him to 477 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:13,440 write film scripts and I want to make his movies. I think he would make really good, like dystopian 478 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:18,480 sci fi movies like I think they would be amazing. Yeah, it'd be real Philip K. Dickish. I feel like 479 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,680 I would have to go. I would have to really do some hard research to figure out how to make a gay frog, 480 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:32,480 but I would do it for Alex Jones. What's what's tough for me is that he is such a terrible human 481 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:40,400 being, but at the same time, he is really like my generations. He is like a pre Internet lol cow. 482 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:45,840 Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, like back in the days of VHS tapes and shit. Yeah. But anyway, Sarge, 483 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:53,760 back to the human animal hybrids. Obviously, this isn't a thing. No, no, it's not. No, it's true that 484 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:58,240 human animal, quote unquote, chimera research is a legitimate area of science that is aimed at like 485 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:02,480 growing like human compatible organs, but it's nothing like this. Like normally they would just 486 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:07,600 take some human stem cells, stick them in like an animal embryo, like a pig or a sheep to study 487 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:13,120 diseases or harvest, you know, grow for organ transplants. And there are very strict ethical 488 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:17,600 guidelines that govern this type of research and the embryos are often destroyed almost immediately. 489 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:24,000 So like the goal here is to help save lives, not create fucking abominations against God. And well, 490 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,960 I think the thing that's missing from Alex Jones's entire conspiracy is why. 491 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:37,920 What do you mean? Why would you make this to make to make it more? What was it? 492 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:46,720 It a more compliant popular? What would it what would they do? Like, what is the benefit of 493 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:52,800 having human beings if they're part pig? That's what I'm that's what I'm failing to understand here. 494 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,720 Sarge, like the whole point, the value of human beings is our thumbs. If you replace those 495 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,520 thumbs with hooves, we can't do much. Sarge, the problem here is that you're thinking about it. 496 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:09,200 And I'm going to need to need to not think about this. Don't think about it. Don't don't think 497 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:15,280 about it. Got it. Yeah. And as I'm sure you probably already guessed or no, there are no 498 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:21,200 known cases of creating a conscious sentient hybrid, plus creating creatures with quote unquote human 499 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:26,160 faces or sad human eyes or whatever the fuck would not only be like ethically prohibited, 500 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:32,080 but also just biologically impossible. It's kind of a weird idea, like a weird thing to do. 501 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:37,520 I imagine if you showed up as a biologist and you were like, hey, listen, guys, I have an idea. 502 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:44,480 What if we made a pig that could talk and have a human human organs? And they're like, you know 503 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:49,200 what, Mike, I think you need to take a day off. According to that clip we just listened to there. 504 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:55,920 Lost writing loss. Yeah. But also, you know, they're 80 percent gorilla, they're 80 percent pig, 505 00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:04,160 they're talking. So, you know, but yeah, it's but anyways, there you have the Sarge. Those are the 506 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,040 this is the definitive top three list of Alex Jones, Dumas theories. How we feeling about them? 507 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:17,200 Alex Jones, I'm thoroughly enjoying your downfall, dude. It's been so glorious. 508 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:23,520 It is. It has been a light and otherwise very dark couple of years. Oh, yeah. Like the day 509 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:29,520 that news broke that well, the one when he lost a billion dollars. That's just great right there. 510 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:36,240 But that was number one. Amazing. But I also loved watching his trial. His trial made me so 511 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:42,640 happy because he's so stupid. Oh, yeah. And those depositions, dude. Fuck. So good. I love it. I'm 512 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,800 glad he's just I'm not glad, but I'm glad that he's going to be gone. I don't fucking hear 513 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:52,720 Owen Troyer anymore. I hope he just goes away too. They're all just bad. But yeah. So anyways, 514 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:58,000 they haven't. This is yeah, I hope this is fun for you. I thought it was fun. It's just something 515 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:03,040 a little made me so happy. We usually talk about conspiracies or pedal, right? We don't pedal in 516 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,640 conspiracy. So I want to talk about the dude who actually does peddling conspiracies and not the 517 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:12,000 fun ones either. These are like these are and I often don't get a chance to wear my military. 518 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:17,760 Yeah. But I thought, by the way, just for all of you out there who do the whole fucking stolen 519 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:23,920 barrel. I didn't wear this in Iraq. This was just, you know, a shitty extra helmet they had that I 520 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:29,920 needed to wear during practice. You know, when we were drilling, they gave me an actual helmet 521 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:35,840 before I went to war. This is just the, you know, oh, hey, he's a, you know, brand new private. 522 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:41,040 Yeah. Take this piece of shit helmet from Vietnam. Yes. But he does wear it to the Applebee's to get 523 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:46,160 a 10 percent discount on all this meal. So, oh, yeah, no, all the time. I got a free donut last 524 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:51,280 week. Hell, yeah, brother. Like I was saying before, his like these are like his fun, quote 525 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:56,160 unquote conspiracies that he has. Oh, yeah. He's got some real dark ones. And they're and but even 526 00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:04,720 these are still rooted in like weird anti-semitic, probably homophobic. Like the reasons behind these 527 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,400 theories are always nightmarish. But these are the more fun ones, I guess, because all the other ones 528 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:17,360 are fucked up and not like I could I could go for days talking about why his theories are crazy and 529 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:23,280 wrong. But I always stop myself because it's like, I mean, the people who know that they're wrong 530 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:28,240 already know and the people who don't know, they're not far too dumb for me to reach. Yeah, 531 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:34,480 they're not going to listen to you at all about like you're just another sigh out, bro. All right. 532 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:40,960 Yeah. Oh, this is I think we should just make frogs gay again. I'm fine with that. That's the 533 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:49,760 new MAGA make frogs do it. MFGA motherfuckers. I love it. All right. So, yeah, Sarge, that's it. 534 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:55,840 Is there anything you want to say to the plug or say to the audience? Yeah. I mean, I guess my 535 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:04,320 my coloring book still fucking relevant. Sages supernormal.com. Yeah, Sages supernormal.com. 536 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:10,720 Instead of dealing with your fears, just color them in a little bit. It's a coloring book. 537 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,920 It's nine ninety nine. I'm sorry it's expensive, but my publisher has to make their money back 538 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:21,680 somehow after dealing with me for the few months that we work together. Get the coloring book. It's 539 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:26,000 on Amazon. It's a real real live coloring book. They'll mail it to your house and then you can, 540 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,400 you know, color it. And if you don't like it, you roll it up and, I don't know, 541 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:36,800 beat your neighbor with it. I don't care. But get it because it's I'm going to try to make more 542 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,200 actually. Now that things are terrible, I'm probably going to make another one or a couple 543 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,440 more. Good idea. I mean, I'd get it. Yeah, I already have the yeah, we'll do a cryptid theme 544 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:51,120 one. That'd be fun. Yeah. Yeah. So grab his coloring book. Sages supernormal.com. Nine ninety nine. 545 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:57,360 It's not that expensive. I don't know. It's not bad at all. You know. All right. As for us, 546 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:03,280 if you want to follow us on Instagram, Crypto Cocktail, follow us on TikTok, Crypto Cocktail 547 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,280 Party. If you want to follow Sarge on his socials, you can find the link to that in our Instagram 548 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:14,480 bio. Also drink Narragansett beer. Sorry about that. I almost almost didn't talk about our sponsor. 549 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,720 Drink Narragansett beer. It's shot at the very beginning of the episode. I know. But I'm going 550 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:25,760 to do another one. It cures what ails you. And also we check out Crypto Camp, the new TCG coming 551 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:30,000 out that we were blessed to be a part of their promotional team, I guess you would call it. I 552 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:35,920 don't really know a lot of cool people behind it, especially Erica from Camp Crypto podcast, 553 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,720 which is also a really good podcast. If you don't listen to it, definitely go check that out. 554 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:44,000 And with that out of the way. Oh, leave us a rating and review, please. Yeah. Just, you know, 555 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:49,280 rain review. Share with your friends. I'm on blue sky now. Oh, you can find me there. Sarge, 556 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,200 the destroyer on blue sky. I've actually been on blue sky for a long time, but no one else was. 557 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:59,840 So I didn't hang out there for a while. But it's become the new, like less racist Twitter. So you 558 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:05,200 should go there. Yeah. Give it time though. I'm sure it'll catch up. Yeah. But the thing is they're 559 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,720 going to get banned there. You know what I mean? And it's like a real ban. It's like a Twitter ban 560 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:13,200 where like you could still see the tweets. Gotcha. So yeah. So go follow Sarge on blue sky. It's 561 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,840 hard to say. I think we have one. I'm not 100% sure. I feel like we do. Well, we better because 562 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,480 I'm going to tag us in about five minutes. I mean, I get if we do have it, I'll give you the login 563 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:27,520 for that and you can just be the blue sky guy. All right. Deal. All right. And with that, 564 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,920 I'm always Sarge. Would you like to say goodbye? And I love you to the audience. 565 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:56,160 May the blessings of Mothman be upon you. And I love you.