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Welcome back to the Cryptid Cocktail Party, a show where we share a few drinks, have a

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few laughs and take a dive into the unknown.

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The show is running a little late because Dave had a maple syrup emergency he had to

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attend to in Canada.

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And never fear, I'm still here unless you don't like me, in which case we'll see you

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guys next week.

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But don't leave just yet because I simply cannot do this show alone, so we have invited

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our friend Cam from the Narragansett Brewery.

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Now before you say we have sold out, how very dare you.

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I have a lot of integrity and actually hang out with Cam.

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We've been, I've been down to the brewery a couple of times now and it has been an amazing

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time.

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So Cam, you got anything to say to the people's?

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What's up people's?

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Thanks for having me buddy.

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I'm very excited to be on.

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I've been a fan for a while now and I'm psyched that this is actually happening.

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I'm happy to have you on.

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We've had many conversations about weird things.

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We've also done karaoke together so I feel like there's a brotherhood there.

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And so I should probably ask you, how do you feel about crabs?

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Well I guess it really all depends on which kind of crabs you're talking about, but I

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used to be a bit of a marine enthusiast so if we're going that route, big fan.

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The other way, you know, we won't talk about that.

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College is weird.

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Excellent.

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That was exactly what I was hoping for.

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I am going to clip that and post it everywhere I can go.

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Well of course you're familiar with them because you're from New England and nothing says New

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England like walking down a desolate granite encrusted beach that is wildly inhospitable

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to human life yet we still swim at it in the summertime and finding many dead horseshoe

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crabs which is, you know, they're fun for the whole family.

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You pick it up by its pointy little tail, you throw it back into the water.

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Apparently they use them for some kind of medical stuff.

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Something with their blood.

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Yeah, we have blue blood.

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It's fucking creepy as shit.

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Well you might be surprised to know this but these angry clawed water spiders that want

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to hurt us, they've been turning into crabs for 350 million years.

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Or if you're a young earth creationist, God is punishing us by putting armor on aquatic

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spiders because you touch yourself at night.

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Every freaking time.

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There are currently 7,000 species of true crabs.

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These include members such as snow crab, blue crab, and spider crab.

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Now you might be asking yourself what the hell do you mean true crab?

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Well there's a weird phenomenon where shit just keeps turning into crabs which kind of

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began around the Jurassic era.

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So what was happening is that there were these crustaceans that had long tails and they would

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evolve into crab-like beings.

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And they did this for a number of reasons.

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The first reason is it made it a little bit easier for them to travel around on legs.

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They could go on land.

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But also the tail was just kind of like a flappy appendage that just gave their predators

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another thing that they could grab onto.

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So there's about 3,000 species of what they call false crabs.

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Fucking liars as we say in the biz.

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But they contain three of the most popular kinds of crab which is really fucked up.

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So you have the king crab is a false crab, the hermit crab, and the horseshoe crab.

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All false crabs.

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Even the hermit crab?

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Yeah.

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Even the hermit crab.

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I know.

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It's the crab everybody thinks about.

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Well, at least if you throw it up here it is.

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The one you drop your children with.

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I mean you go to the beach, you can grab them and they've got those shells.

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Or you can go to like a store near the beach, like a general store, and they've got hermit

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crabs and these big things and you can buy like 12 of them and put them in a little thing

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and take them home and they just, you know, they die eventually.

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They die within like 12 minutes.

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They do smell really bad, especially right after they die.

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You got to put like live, not live, but you got to put like real sea sponge in there with

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water on it so they don't fucking die on you.

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But they die anyway.

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And their food smells terrible too.

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New England is full of terrible things.

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I'm realizing as I say this out loud.

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We are not good at anything.

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But it is believed that, so evolutionarily it's better to be a crab apparently.

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So now that I've told you that they're so, sorry.

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Now that I've talked about true crabs and false crabs together, about 10,000 species.

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What have I told you that there are reports of a monster crab?

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I wouldn't be surprised.

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Yeah, me neither.

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Because they're horrifying creatures.

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Dating back to the voyages of Sir Francis Drake in the 1580s, there were reports of

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a giant three foot spider tank that has a claw strength that is reportedly actually

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stronger than a lion's jaw.

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Some say this beast is brown and red, while others claim it is more of a brown and light

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blue or turquoise.

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These creatures apparently climb trees, hunt by scent and even steal from the homes of

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the people around them in the dead of night.

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How the giant tank stealing from people's homes?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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It's fucking wild.

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Very sneaky.

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So the thing that's even more unbelievable as this crab sounds is that it's actually

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very real.

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It's a real live crab.

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It actually exists.

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And it's called the coconut crab.

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It was first described in detail by none other than the fundamentalist Christian's perennial

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boogeyman Charles Darwin.

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He called the coconut crab monstrous and was blown away by its ability to quite literally

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crack open a coconut with its claws.

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I have to say when you said crab tank, I immediately thought of that episode of Futurama where

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a Zoidberg's race has the giant, the giant walking embassy and it's got a bunch.

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I wasn't thinking something on the smaller scale, but still coconut crab.

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I can see that being a tank, but I went right to Zoidberg, which I frequently.

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I mean, Zoidberg is a kind of an amazing character.

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He is by far my favorite Matt Cronin character of all time.

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Oh, hands down.

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Him and Bender together are the best.

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So coconut crab, they're actually gigantic.

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And if you Google an image of coconut crab, you'll likely see one trying to climb up a

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trash barrel.

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They can be up to three feet in diameter.

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She's Christ.

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Yeah, they're insane.

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Weirdly enough, they are most closely related to the aforementioned hermit crab.

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Like the hermit crab, coconut crabs cannot actually swim, but still release their eggs

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into the ocean during high tide.

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Those that survive being cast into the ocean where they literally cannot survive, if they

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do make it, they can live up to 60 fucking years.

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60 years.

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That makes absolutely no sense.

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The shampoo they give you gets rid of it in like, you know, two to three weeks.

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Spoken like a man with true experience.

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So on top of the show, I said, take a dive into the unknown.

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So far, this topic is pretty, you know, known.

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But we're not talking about crabs.

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But you know, let me ask you, what the fuck are we doing here, Cam?

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That's a really good question.

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I've got a lot going on.

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Still kind of getting over my acceptance of crabs being dirty, whore-ish liars.

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Well, while we know a lot about the coconut crab, there are most recent parts of a mystery

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lasting almost 90 years that we don't know.

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And that mystery is, of course, what the fuck happened to Amelia Earhart?

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Are you about to tell me that she was delicious?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm about to tell you that.

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That's good to know.

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Now, we don't know for sure, but for those of you who don't know who Amelia Earhart is,

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Jesus fucking Christ, read a book.

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I'm just kidding.

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I'm just kidding.

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That was 90 years ago.

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Well, almost 90 years ago.

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Amelia was an aviation pioneer.

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She was also she was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean, earning the

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Distinguished Flying Cross, which is actually she she was the first woman to win that.

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It was something that had only been created, I want to say, about 10 years before she actually

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won it.

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So actually less than 10 years because it was created in 1926.

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And I believe she flew across the Atlantic in the early 1930s.

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I want to say pre 1935.

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From the years 1930 to 1935, she set seven airspeed records.

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She was also known for activism.

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She was a member of the National Woman's Party advocating for equal rights for women.

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And before her piloting days, she even trained to be a nurse's aide to treat World War One

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wounded soldiers.

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And later, she actually treated victims of Spanish flu.

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Jesus.

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Get ready.

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I'm about to blow your mind.

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She also lived in Medford, Massachusetts for a couple of years.

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I was there last week for a comedy show.

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Well, so she lived.

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She had kind of traveled around the country.

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She had a sister in Canada, so she would often go up to visit her.

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That's actually where she became a nurse's aide.

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She spent time, a lot of time in California.

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She was from Burbank.

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She was from Arkansas.

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Spent some time in Minnesota, Canada, as I mentioned, went out to California and then

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her parents got divorced.

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Now Amelia had some medical issues and she kept going getting surgery done and they could

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never really solve the problem.

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And she was getting a lot of headaches.

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Eventually, she traveled across the entire United States.

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And when she arrived in Boston, they did the surgery again for like probably the fourth

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or fifth time.

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And it actually kind of helped her.

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So she stayed in Boston.

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She became a social worker for a little while.

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She also became a teacher before becoming a sales rep for an airplane company and doing

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flights for herself, just kind of training and, you know, perfecting her craft at an

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airport in my hometown of Quincy, Massachusetts.

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In fact, growing up, there was a bar right near where this airport used to be called

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Amelia's and I never knew why it was like I knew why it was called that.

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But I was like, why is it called that here?

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Like just some enthusiasts wanted to get people drunk with history.

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So unfortunately, the airport no longer exists.

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But there's a number of articles about it.

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Apparently around Quincy, they used to just call her Miss Amelia.

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So Amelia's next big accomplishment after all the other things she did in her life that

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make me feel like a piece of shit for not doing it myself, except for being the first

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woman to fly across the Atlantic.

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That ship has sailed for me.

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She wanted to fly around the world.

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She wanted to be the first woman to circumnavigate the world in the plane.

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She would stop in a number of countries to complete this journey, which would end with

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her flying for about 7000 miles across the Pacific Ocean, only stopping to refuel the

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plane before she got back up.

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And the plan was to land on Howland Island in the Pacific Ocean, which is from what I

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understand somewhat near Australia, if I understand correctly.

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Now she wasn't going to do this flying completely blind.

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She had a navigator named Fred Noonan.

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Fred was picked because of his ability to do celestial navigation.

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He used to be used to work on boats before he worked as a flight navigator.

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She also had another navigator and they tried to fly and the plane, the landing gear in

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the plane broke and so they couldn't get off the ground.

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This other navigator, he fucked off, which is fine because by all reports he was just

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kind of an average navigator.

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There was a story where he got them within 20 miles of where they were supposed to be

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and that's not great when you need to land on a tiny Pacific Island, right?

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That's not what you want.

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No, it's not what you want.

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So he was going to navigate the easy parts over land and Fred Noonan was going to navigate

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over water.

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After the setback, he left the project and Amelia and Fred Noonan raised the funds and

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started again.

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They were pretty successful.

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They made it pretty far across the world.

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They had done 35,000 miles and they only had seven miles remaining in this journey.

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But again, it's 7,000 miles across the Pacific Ocean, which as many people know is an extremely

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dangerous place to either take a boat or fly because it's just water.

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There's not a lot of land.

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So if you have an emergency, you really got to hope there's an island nearby.

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Radio contact, however, would be maintained with a Coast Guard cutter.

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Unfortunately, due to a number of misunderstandings, some problems with the radio frequency that

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she was using not being compatible with the Coast Guard cutter, there was a lot of communication

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that got cut off.

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Then they started using Morse code.

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And eventually, right after Amelia had told them that she was running low on fuel, they

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lost contacts.

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So in 1937, on July 2nd, Amelia Earhart would disappear.

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She was not the world of silent treatment.

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I know, right?

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She's playing hide and seek for real.

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Rude.

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She wins.

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She wins.

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Her and Bigfoot.

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Though she went missing on July 2nd, 1937, she wasn't declared dead until January 5th,

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1935.

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Now, there are a number of theories of what might have happened to her.

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Some believe she crashed or she landed on an island called Gardner Island.

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Now it's called Nikumororo.

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Nikumororo.

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If I said that wrong, I apologize.

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But it's your own fault for putting so many Rs in there.

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So Nikumororo Island wasn't too far from where she needed to land.

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And it had a shallow reef sticking up out of the water.

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So the theory is that she landed on Nikumororo.

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Her co-pilot, Fred Noonan, was severely injured and Amelia was just kind of slightly injured.

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We'll get into why people think that in a minute.

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Others believe that she was actually blown off course and captured by the Japanese and

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executed a full four years before they declared war on the United States.

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So they were just like taking her out for funsies.

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The theory suggests that she was actually spying in the Pacific for FDR.

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And that's why the Japanese killed her.

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But I mean, honestly, it really doesn't make a lot of sense.

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What was the project that the Japanese did?

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It was a project.

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Oh, no.

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Unit.

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Oh, yeah.

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Unit 421?

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Yeah, it was like unit 427 or I don't know.

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That horrible unit where they basically tortured people.

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Just getting captured by the Japanese.

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My mind immediately goes.

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No thanks.

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No thanks.

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They actually, so there's some witnesses that say they actually saw her being executed on

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the island of Saipan.

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I don't know if I believe that either.

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Some even claim that Amelia vanished on purpose to assume a new identity, which doesn't make

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a lot of sense because she was like the most famous woman in the world at the time.

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Yeah, but it's fun to think about.

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Like who did she become?

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Yeah, I mean, to me it's like, why bother?

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You know, I'm fairly certain that she is Nick Cage, but that's just a new theory I've just

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begun working on.

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Even if the topic doesn't line up, I don't know.

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I'm not good with math.

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Just like the same as the theory of Ted Cruz being the Zodiac killer.

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Oh yeah, but I mean, it makes too much sense not to be true.

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He is a serial killer.

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I just don't know if he's a Zodiac.

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However, those are all some interesting theories, but they're not the most interesting.

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The most interesting theory introduces our friend the coconut crab.

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That's right.

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It's a fact at the beginning.

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The thought is that Amelia Earhart did land on Neku Mororo Island.

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Her plane had landed on a shallow reef and Fred Noonan was severely injured in the crash.

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The reason that people think that Fred was injured in the crash is because, hang on,

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waiting for my notes.

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Let me find it.

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There were some radio transmissions that were picked up by a woman in West Texas that she

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believes were sent by Earhart, who claimed to have crashed and that she was injured,

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but not as bad as her navigator, Mr. Noonan.

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Why is that in quotes?

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Well, that's what she called him, Mr. Noonan.

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Oh, okay.

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I was like, that's suspicious.

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I think that is your real name.

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The thing that's weird about this for me is that the Coast Guard ship right underneath

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her couldn't pick these transmissions up, but a lady in West Texas had no problem 7,000

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miles away.

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But what gets weirder is a woman in Florida also claims to have heard a transmission from

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Earhart at the same time.

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This time she said that New York City was mentioned.

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What's interesting about Nuku Mororo Island is that there was a shipwreck there, a pretty

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well-known shipwreck at the time.

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The ship crashed in 1926, and it was called the Norfolk City, I think it is, or Newark

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City, Norwich City.

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It was called the Norwich City.

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People have been trying to figure out if maybe instead of New York City, she was saying Norwich

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City.

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Oh.

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Now, her parents also kind of believe that it's possible, I'm sorry, not her parents,

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her family believes it's also kind of possible that she crashed on Gardiner Island because

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she wouldn't have spent time looking around for another place to land.

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She would have just landed if she was that low on fuel and then used the radio to get

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in touch with people.

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Right.

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So it's kind of an interesting theory.

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And in 1940, the theory gained a little traction for a brief period of time because the British

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had set up a scientific expedition to this island and they found bones.

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They also found a bottle, a shoe, and a sextant box.

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Now, if you don't know what a sextant box is, don't Google it because you might spell

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it wrong and get something you don't want to see.

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How about you don't tell me how to live my life?

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Fine.

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Fine.

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You know what?

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Google it.

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Go ahead.

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Turn off safe search.

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I've got a freaking VPN.

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All right.

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Whatever blows your hair back.

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So a sextant is a tool they use to navigate by the stars.

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Now Fred Noonan, as I mentioned, was somebody who was very adept at navigation by the stars.

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However, there was also a shipwreck not far from the island.

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So it's possible that it could have just washed up on the island, the sextant box washing

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up on the island.

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However, they use the bones.

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They will not use them.

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They started studying the bones and they determined that the bones were from a man and then threw

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them out.

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Well, yeah, they're not looking for men's bones.

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They're looking for her bones.

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Yeah.

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And that's kind of what I thought.

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I was like, oh, OK, so they weren't from an important person.

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So you threw them away.

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What?

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That guy.

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Yeah.

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Fuck that guy.

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You died on the island like a stupid dickhead.

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Go be a ghost, you loser.

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However, later on, they used some software to analyze the measurements from the bone

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back when we got out of the dark ages.

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And they actually suggested the bones were female.

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Oh, but wait, hadn't they thrown them out?

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Yeah, they're gone.

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Bones are gone.

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But you had the measurements.

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Oh, OK, I got you.

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I got you.

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So the next time you find some bones, it could be someone important.

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And you should throw them out because that's what scientists do.

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We did die, you dumb schmuck.

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We're married.

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So the reason that people think that they didn't find more from Amelia Earhart, like

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a hut or some kind of settlement that she might have built to protect herself, is because

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they believe the coconut crabs on the island, of which there are many, ate her.

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Now at the time, this island was completely uninhabited, so only coconut crabs lived

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there.

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Oh, OK.

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So they believe that the coconut crabs ate her.

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And this is not completely without the realm of possibility, because coconut crabs are

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not just eating coconuts.

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They also literally climb fucking trees and eat birds.

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Jesus Christ, that is ambitious.

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You can find pictures and videos of a coconut crab eating like a big seagull sized bird.

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So they're like they're like pigs.

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Yeah, you can just float over by.

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They'll just fucking eat anything.

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Yeah, they'll eat anything.

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And it's funny that you say pigs because.

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Some scientists wanted to test this theory out.

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So with the understanding that finding someone we all know is definitely dead is a super

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important and reasonable use of valuable resources.

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Some people expended those valuable resources.

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To feed numerous dead pigs to coconut crabs.

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To see where the crabs put the bones.

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For science.

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Like I just want to remind everyone listening right now that there's people starving around

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the world.

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And they grabbed bones.

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I mean, they grabbed a dead pig and fed it to coconut crabs who were fully capable of

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climbing trees and eating birds.

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These aren't like starving crabs.

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Just a reminder.

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Those poor people don't like pork.

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Yeah.

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To find out what happened to a dead lady.

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Anyway, there was no conclusive evidence because the coconut crabs just fucking ate

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the pig and then walked away.

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They didn't like they didn't like make necklaces out of the bones.

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It was you know there wasn't a coconut crab with like a necklace made of teeth.

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What were they expecting to happen?

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So they didn't find out if the crabs were the who that done it.

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Some people said what about the airplane?

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How is there no airplane?

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And that's a little bit easier to talk about because they believe that the airplane landed

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on the reef and the tide could have just knocked the plane into the ocean and it could have

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gotten carried away.

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I mean airplanes compared to ships are fairly light.

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You know obviously because they have to fly.

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So a tide could very easily take the airplane that they were flying in and scatter it and

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you know sink it.

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Are we sure that they didn't just eat the airplane?

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Coconut crabs could have eaten the airplane.

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Let me pitch this.

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Let's buy a bunch of airplanes and feed them to coconut crabs.

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Fuck the poor people.

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They don't need airplanes.

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You know what we do?

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We start the engine and we throw coconut crabs at the propellers to see if they can break

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through the propellers.

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I can get on board with this.

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This would be a lot of fun.

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It's science.

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It's definitely science.

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Somebody will intern and get college credit.

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It'll be fucking wonderful.

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Exactly.

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Also just a reminder a coconut crab's claw strength is stronger than that of a lion.

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It's 3000 Newtons.

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A lobster is 150 Newtons.

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Pussy lobsters.

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Yeah goddamn wimps.

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So that's where it stands today.

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They threw away the bones.

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The plane's probably washed away and apparently pig bones fed to coconut crabs is not a great

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analog for what happened to a woman 87 fucking years ago.

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However, if true, I want to make it abundantly clear that it would definitely not be the

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first time a person who spent some time in Quincy, Massachusetts had an unfortunate run

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in with some very aggressive crabs.

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Cam, how do you feel?

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I learned a lot.

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I'm a little terrified of the crabs now.

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I thought I had it all under control.

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I thought I had my crabs all in a row if you will.

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I certainly do not and that's a whole new nightmare character I can add to my arsenal

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of dream teeth.

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These things are insane.

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They're just insane.

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Is it something that I could get as a pet?

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I don't think you'd want it.

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I wouldn't but I also imagine.

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Imagine we've all we've all like anybody who's had a pet has accidentally stepped on on their

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pet at some point in their life.

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It's going to take you off at the angle right there.

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Yeah imagine stepping on a coconut crab and you come back with three less toes at least.

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No thank you.

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You've got people with tortoises in their backyards.

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That's like cute and sweet.

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You get a coconut crab out there and now you can't go in the backyard anymore.

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I mean sometimes you got to get rid of a neighbor.

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Pigs attract a lot of attention.

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What are you going to do?

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Anyway horrible nightmare fuel but I could not resist the story.

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A because they're related to hermit crabs which live here in New England but also B

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because poor Amelia Earhart the woman cannot get any rest and she spent time in New England

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which makes her she's one of us.

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We claim her.

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I can tell you can't have her.

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Take a step back.

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Yeah she came here willingly so you have no claim to her because we we let women choose

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here.

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You're goddamn right.

495
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:45,120
All right so that's all I got.

496
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:49,360
Kim do you have anything you want to share with the people?

497
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:55,520
No I've been drinking Narragansett or Narragansett Pilsner Bohemian Pilsner here.

498
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,880
He's got the Del Shandy over there.

499
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,920
I mean that's my whole claim to fame.

500
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:04,800
I love drinking beers and I love selling these beers so thanks for letting us be your sponsor.

501
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,320
Is in the movie Jaws so watch Jaws.

502
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,320
You will see Narragansett.

503
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,120
This actually was in another movie recently whose name I have forgotten.

504
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:18,480
We were actually we just had a like a 30 second spot in the most recent episode of I believe

505
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,280
it was Law and Order.

506
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,160
Really unpaid it just freaking happened.

507
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,400
They just grabbed the can of Narragansett and.

508
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:30,880
Dude the guy from True Blood Andy from True Blood just walks out carrying a 30 pack and

509
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,640
I got like seven different people.

510
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:38,040
Well actually it was all old people that watch TV like not on streaming services.

511
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,240
They all texted me and were like I just saw it on the law and order and I was like oh

512
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,480
shit really it was my mom and my dad and they're like hey you work for that company.

513
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,200
So that's so awesome.

514
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:55,040
I mean I'm so relieved that Narragansett went back to its old recipe and got popular

515
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:59,880
in New England again because Narragansett just has the coolest fucking logo.

516
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,480
They've been a part of the Red Sox culture for God knows how long.

517
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,520
They were local beer and they don't do annoying commercials like the Sam Adams ones that make

518
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,800
me want to put my head through a wall.

519
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,080
So I hate to break it to you man.

520
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,880
I just hired Dave and he's going to be our cousin from Rhode Island so I don't know what

521
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:21,920
we're going to do about that.

522
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:27,240
But yeah so drink Narragansett if you have it near you and if you don't order it online

523
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,480
and have it shipped to your home.

524
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,000
I'm sure that's legal in most places.

525
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,040
I don't have anything else so may the blessing blessings.

526
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:39,200
May the blessings of Mothman be upon you and I love you.

527
00:31:39,200 --> 00:32:06,200
Thank you for listening.

