Let go Richard Dreyfus before he became a racist Nazi.
Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we
have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown.
I'm your host Dave, joined as always by the wonderful Sarsah Destroyer.
What is going on buddy?
Aloha motherfuckers.
How you doing?
You are decked out in Gansett gear right now.
I'm feeling it.
Would I wear this outfit if I weren't sponsored by Narragansett?
Of course I would.
Yeah, it's a classic look.
It's your summer dad look.
Dude, as a fat guy, there's nothing I appreciate more than a good Hawaiian style shirt.
Yeah, it does seem to be like the outfit of.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I've been, you know, neighborhood block party.
I'm cooking.
I'm cooking at the grill.
So you need something.
You have to wear a button down.
Something breezy.
Something good.
Yeah, it's breezy.
I got it.
It's breezy.
But you're doing good besides that.
I am.
Three of my, two out of my three children have COVID.
Okay.
I'm on.
Yeah.
So I have been, I cook.
We have a neighborhood block party today.
I cooked many burgers and had many beers.
And then the neighborhood folks came out and started spilling tea all over the place.
I learned about a local murder.
Yeah, that was big news.
And a haunted Italian restaurant called the Cafe Venice.
And it used to be a mob location and so I'm going to go eat there and just try and conjure
a ghost while eating eggs or something.
Cause it's like a popular breakfast place apparently.
So yeah, I'm doing well.
Just to be clear, the murder wasn't like recent.
You didn't just learn about a murder that happened yesterday.
It wasn't like, it wasn't yesterday.
It was like maybe 20, possibly 30 years ago.
Okay.
It was recent in recent in the history of human nature.
The course of time is recent.
Gotcha.
I'm very excited about learning about it.
So as soon as we're done recording, I'm going to go out because now after I get outside,
my neighbors are going to be especially drunk and then I'll be able to get the real details.
There you go.
All right, bud.
So do you remember anything?
Share them.
We're going to do a whole episode on it.
Do I remember anything?
Yes.
The Montauk project.
Of course I remember.
Okay.
That was two weeks ago.
So I know, I know.
And then we progressed past the Montauk project.
And then we moved into a different new project that his name escapes me, but I remember it.
All right.
So so brief recap of last week, and I'm sure everyone else remembers, but we were talking
about the project Pegasus.
Project Pegasus was a time travel and teleportation project that ran from 1968 to 1972 and was
allegedly, oh my God, allegedly operated under the, under the Defense Advanced Research Agency
or DARPA.
They used a bunch of different technologies, supposedly developed from the stolen works
of Nikola Tesla, including, but not limited to the teleporter, the star gates.
And my personal favorite was the chrono visor and the chrono visor is literally the best
name.
It really is something, but it also kind of reminds me of the early 2000s where everyone
was wearing a visor and goggles for some reason.
Oh yeah.
Like Seth Green.
You know the boy band look?
Yes.
I know.
Seth Green in many of the movies, cause he was also in a movie called Airborne where
he wore the same outfit briefly at a changing montage.
If you remember correctly.
Now we know all this thanks to one brave whistleblower slash lawyer slash 2016 presidential writing
candidate and project Pegasus participant, Andrew D. Basago, apparently pronouncing
his name all wrong.
I was saying Basiago last episode, but apparently it's a Shago.
I would have said it wrong too.
So I'm glad you corrected that.
So Andrew, who also apparently prefers to go by Andy.
I learned that as well.
And I love that.
He didn't just describe for us like the details of the project, like who the test subjects
were, what their goals were and the technology used to conduct said test.
He was also an active participant in these experiments as well.
And yes, he went to Mars, didn't he?
With Barack Obama.
But you just wait.
So last week, it's going to get even better.
Yeah.
Like we discussed last week, he started out small, just like a little teleportation here
and there just to kind of get them used to the feeling of like having your body shot
through space time, which I can only assume is very disorienting.
Yeah.
I feel like it would be weird.
Yeah.
I, the way I imagine it feeling and I hate that I'm even making this reference, but I
imagine it's probably like how Harry Potter felt when he used the port key for the first
time and just started throwing up and shit.
That's how I kind of feel about that.
But sure.
I mean, I've never seen Harry Potter, but I'm going to go with your description of it.
Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
But once he got the hang of it, he moved up the ladder to time travel.
So Andy has claimed to have done a lot of things during his tenure with the project
Pegasus in the sixties and seventies.
So I figured we would go over some of those claims and I rank them in an order with the
criteria being like one to 10, one being, okay, Andy, sure.
Fine.
Whatever.
To 10 being like, get the fuck out of here with this nonsense.
According to Andy and real quick, the reason why I have this first on the list as like
an okay, fine, sure, like ranking is because what I'm about to go over, this makes sense
to me as far as like what the government would do if they had time travel technology.
So according to Andy, the U S government had foreknowledge of who was going to eventually
become president.
So he claims that he had met like George HW Bush back when he was still the CIA director.
Andy suggested that Bush was somehow involved in the programs at the time, but only because
the government knew he would be president.
So they involved him pretty much on a need to know basis kind of to prepare him for what
to expect once president.
Yeah.
Got it.
So the two leaders Andy claimed to have met and were given foreknowledge of like their
rise to power includes Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama, who we will circle
back to soon.
I promise.
So I'm so excited about the Obama side of this.
Yeah.
So pretty much project Pegasus like had two goals, time travel and teleportation.
But secondary to that was like to identify certain frosty massage, orgasm.
No is a no, sorry.
But the second was to identify certain people who would become important political figures
in the future and use that knowledge to groom them for their future roles based on the size
and shape of their prostate.
Yeah.
And apparently this included setting up meetings between future presidents and Andy Bishago,
who was at the time a child time traveler.
So I don't know.
I don't know why this child as you would do, you're going to send someone through time.
You have to send the least reliable narrator naturally.
Yeah, but the thing is, like, I don't know if this had anything to do with if this was
time travel related.
Like these dudes were alive at in the 60s and 70s.
Like none of these people, you didn't have to go back in time to do any of these things.
And they all seem to be doing politically OK on their own at the time during the 60s
and 70s.
But also he gave no warning to Bush Jr. about 9 11.
Just like nothing whatsoever.
He's like, you know what?
You're going to figure it out.
Someone's going to be reading, you're going to be reading a children's book to a bunch
of minors and someone's going to tell you that a building is going to blow up and you're
going to continue to read the book.
Andy also claimed to have been thrown into the past on several different occasions as
part of different, I guess you would call them like observation missions, the most famous
of which is what Andy claims.
And one that may or may not have photographic evidence to back it up is that he was teleported
from a Project Pegasus facility in New Jersey back in time to 1863 to witness Abraham Lincoln's
Gettysburg Address for no reason.
So according to Andy, he was disguised as a Union bugle boy and he described the event
as deeply emotional and surreal.
And hearing Lincoln speak and being in the presence of such a pivotal moment in history
had a huge impact on him.
Do you want to hear a kind of a funny story about the Gettysburg Address?
So before Lincoln gave the Gettysburg Address, another guy gave a two hour fucking speech
before.
And so everyone really had to pee, not to mention the fact that there was literally
still corpses everywhere.
Yeah, it was a battlefield.
Yeah.
So after the two hour speech, all these people went into the woods to go pee.
So there's like people peeing, people looking at a giant dead horse.
Because, you know, even as an adult, like you see roadkill, you're going to check it
out just a little bit.
I don't care who you are.
If you see a dead animal, you're going to look at it for just a second.
Yeah.
Anyway, the Gettysburg Address took like four minutes.
So half the people that were there didn't even hear the Gettysburg Address because they
were peeing on dead horses in the woods.
So for anybody to be like, oh, this is a major pivotal moment in history.
Really no one heard this fucking speech because they were peeing.
Well, apparently to Andy, this had a very big impact on him.
Of course, of course.
He knew not to urinate during the address.
I understand.
Yeah.
But that also kind of makes this next mission seem kind of cruel because he was sent back
in time to 1865 to witness the assassination of Lincoln at Ford's Theater.
Can I just ask what kind of fucking douchebag is like, hey, we're going to watch you.
We're going to make you watch this really emotional and important speech from American
history and then you're going to watch the guy die right afterwards.
Yeah.
So as a child, his task was to observe the unfolding of history without trying to interfere.
So all he could do was just watch as John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln right in front of
him.
So he claims Andy claims that the experience was disorienting.
Having just witnessed a tragic moment in history, he said he felt a sense of helplessness since
he was told he couldn't intervene.
But maybe that's why maybe they knew he had such like an emotional impact to seeing the
Gettysburg address that they were like his emotions might run wild and he might intervene.
But it was a test to him to like not intervene because of emotionality, I guess.
Does it almost seem like Andy's kind of bragging?
Kind of.
It just seems like he's just telling this story to make everybody feel bad for him.
Like, like it doesn't advance the topic at all.
Like, he's like, oh, I saw the Gettysburg address and then I saw Lincoln get shot.
Yeah.
Well, like, bro, what does that have to do with literally any of the other things that
you've done?
Maybe you're just like, I want you to be like, hey, man, that was really fucking cool of
you to watch the Gettysburg address.
Like I'm sorry, it just doesn't make any sense in the context of the story.
Well, how about I explain it to you?
Are you ready for this?
Yeah.
So stuff like stuff like this wasn't just a one time thing.
I guess Project Pegasus or PP for short was a was a they were doing experiments on what
they called temporal tourism.
Basically they would just send people to different key moments in history, just like hang out
and watch and then record the effects it had on the participants.
But not all missions were just like chrononaut voyeurism.
Some missions drastically altered the course of history.
For instance, on one mission, Andy was taken back in time to 1776 to meet none other than
George Washington during the Revolutionary War.
Apparently Andy's assignment was to approach Washington with a message from the future
U.S. government informing him about the outcome of the war and the establishment of the United
States.
I guess the purpose of this letter and interaction between Andy and Washington was to, I don't
know, like help shape Washington's decisions, like making for like the rest of the war.
But it seems unnecessary because the government U.S. was already established.
So that means he had already won.
So I don't know why they would have to send someone back in time to influence the outcome
of the war, unless it's like a time loop thing and we just have to constantly do it, because
if we don't do it, then there's no U.S.
But then I'm thinking too much about it.
Yeah.
You know, you're doing is you're thinking about it and don't think about it.
I can't think about it.
Don't think about it.
Yeah.
So another mission Andy went on, and this is one of like his very firm claims, like
he wants you to know that this happened, was being sent millions of years into the past
to observe the dinosaurs.
This was, according to Andy, one of the more unusual assignments.
Apparently he and the other child participants, because remember everyone, everyone involved
this like a literal child.
So they were asked to observe the earth in its primal state.
So the government sent these children back in time to like when dinosaurs still roam
the earth to observe without being detective.
And I'm assuming being eaten.
So Andy described, described these prehistoric missions as, quote, being dangerous and that
they were at, quote, risk of being harmed by the environment or by the dinosaurs themselves.
How you feeling so far?
Nonsense.
All of this is nonsense.
None of this makes any fucking sense whatsoever.
Like, okay, going back to view historic events.
Okay.
All right.
I can see why that would make sense.
Okay.
Going back to view the dinosaurs like fucking why, what, what, what does that do?
Do you want me to explain it to you?
Please.
Because this makes me angry, honestly, because it's like, it's like, it sounds like he's
just bragging about all the shit he's done.
It sounds like that guy that you that you know at work who like met one famous professional
sports player from your town and he just can't wait to tell you about it.
Like, this is bullshit.
Like I'm not going to glean anything from this.
Please tell me why seeing the dinosaurs was valuable to, you know, shaping American history.
Okay.
So the objective of these types of missions was to gather data on like early earth so
that the scientists in the present day could use that information to better understand
the planet's evolutionary history.
Cause they weren't just like going back to like look at dinosaurs.
Like they were like studying just ancient earth or prehistoric earth, whatever the fuck
you want to call it.
Does that make sense?
And again, yeah, no, who else, who else would I want to send back in time to give me an
accurate description of what they saw besides an eight year old?
Well, it's fair.
But I mean, I feel like these kids have been doing this shit since they were like children,
children.
So I feel like at this point, like it's like an old, like, like go back stranger, like
11 from stranger things.
Like she was like a fucking military asset.
Like she wasn't a child.
She was like a person.
So maybe it was kind of like that.
I don't know.
I just, anytime I ask my nine year old anything, I have to temper it with the fact that most
of his understanding of life is colored by skippity toilet.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But at the same time, but at the same time, your kid's not a government asset.
So that's true.
He was raised a little differently.
Yeah.
Raised slightly differently.
I just, I wouldn't trust the whatever a nine year old, I would want to send an adult back
so they could be like, Hey, the, what I saw was large dragonflies, the size of a small
Cessna airplane, not my nine year old who says the dinosaur had big teeth and its tail
was very long.
You know, I feel like I would get more out of an adult.
That's all.
But we already established last episode that adults can't go back in time because it like
drives them insane.
Yeah, no, it drives them insane.
And yeah, and of course, you know, everyone's going to believe in adults, which is why you
would send a child back, which is why an adult is telling us about, you know what?
I'm thinking too much about this.
Just keep going.
All right.
Now, Sarge, this is where we're going to get into the, this is where we're going to get
into the, get the fuck out of here portion of Andy's claims.
We weren't there already.
No, him going back to see the dinosaurs.
Okay.
This is a scale we started out with.
All right, fine.
Sure.
So let's get the fuck out of here.
And for this, we're going to jump forward in time, not like time travel, just like the
natural progression of time.
So in the early seventies, project Pegasus came to an end, but that doesn't mean that
the government has given up on time travel and teleportation projects altogether.
During the early 1980s, the CIA had a little project cooking up of their own.
This project was known as the Mars jump room program.
I assume you're not familiar with that.
Nope, not at all.
Well, like I have an idea because like men who stare at goats, like the astral projection,
but I don't know.
I don't think that was the eighties.
I think that was earlier than that.
Yeah.
Well, who better to be a part of this Martian teleportation program than Andy Bishago himself.
Now Andy claims that the U S government had developed something called jump room technology,
which were essentially like teleportation chambers that could essentially transport people
and things from earth to Mars.
The jump rooms were described as pretty much like elevator like structures and a person
would enter the chamber, feel a little discomfort and disorientation, and then you're just on
Mars.
Like that's all.
And that's, and that's how I normally feel when I get a proctology exam.
So that, that tracks.
And so these, so these jump rooms were one finger just to see how it feels.
Keep going.
Okay.
Thanks.
Thank you.
So it's located at various secret facilities across the U S but Bishago's home room or
whatever you want to call it was a CIA facility in El Segundo, California, in case you wanted
to know where it was.
Now these jump room missions to Mars were part of a covert U S space colonization effort
to establish a human presence on Mars and interact with the indigenous life forms there.
So aliens are now in play in this story.
No, of course, of course.
I mean, Martians obviously have to be real.
Yeah.
So keep going.
According to Andy, the government had been aware for some time now that there was alien
life on Mars and had been preparing to make contact with said entities.
So they decided their best move was to train young operatives to survive on Mars and send
them up there to do just that.
Now this training on how to survive on Mars included dealing with alien creatures, rough
terrain and harsh conditions, but not everyone was cut out to be sent to Mars.
Only a small group of approximately 10 young, virile Americans were chosen to go to Mars.
The few, the proud, the Martians.
Now the criteria for being chosen wasn't really clear, but Andy thinks that it had something
to do with both physical and mental aptitude.
And one of those 10 young, virile, red blooded Americans that was chosen for the program,
Andy assumes was selected for his intelligence, leadership qualities and adaptability.
That American is none other than a man named Barry Satoro, who you may know better as Barack
Obama.
Naturally, of course.
Andy claims he didn't have much interaction with Barack or if he did, I couldn't find
much about it other than Andy describing him as calm, collect and level headed when faced
with the dangers of Mars.
And has been smoking Kool's cigarettes since he was 10 years old.
You're probably wondering what kind of dangers on Mars would Barack and Andy have faced?
Well, if you didn't know, Mars is inhabited by very hostile extraterrestrial life forms.
And these life forms were a consistent threat to human visitors.
They were said to be both aggressive and physically imposing.
So the participants had to go through special training on how to best avoid them or if necessary,
defend themselves against them.
Also there's no oxygen there.
So you know that that's problem too.
Well, if that's a problem, this is another problem.
Yeah, it's a negative.
That's a net negative.
Another danger posed to Andy and Barry on Mars were the Martian dinosaurs.
Oh, now I understand why they had to go back in time to see the dinosaur.
They had to be ready.
Yeah.
So for when they encountered them on Mars.
OK, so these creatures were said to resemble Earth dinosaurs, only much more dangerous
on account of them being alive and also on Mars.
So they not only had to avoid the super dangerous aliens, but also the super dangerous alien
dinosaurs all while navigating the super dangerous landscape of Mars.
I don't know why this makes me feel like this.
It's just so stupid.
Yeah, it's a bit silly.
OK, all right.
Let me see if I get this straight.
Yeah, break it down for me.
Someone is taking children.
Uh huh.
And sending them back in time to view large historical events so they have a better understanding
of American history, but also sending them back to view dinosaurs so they can get an
accurate representation of what evolutionary history the Earth had.
But then they were like, hey, you know what, we need to extrapolate this a little bit further
and send these folks to Mars where there's also dinosaurs.
That's for funsies.
Am I right?
Did I get it right?
OK, well, I'm well, yeah, sounds legit.
Well, yeah, well, luckily there were moving on there.
Luckily there were underground human outposts scattered around the Martian surface for them
to like take shelter and rendezvous with others while out exploring.
So that's nice.
Naturally.
So the point you just brought up.
So what was the point of this project?
There's like a lot of risk in for like what reward?
Little reward.
Well, according to Andy, the Mars program wanted to establish a permanent human presence
on Mars, explore its resources, understand the life forms that live there and to use
Mars as sort of a fallback option if we ever need to like get off Earth due to some sort
of large scale disaster.
It also is going to be serving served as like a jumping off point for us to just keep exploring
further out into the outer space.
Yeah, very Elon Musk approach.
Yeah.
So so obviously, Andy's claims that Barack Obama was involved in a top secret Mars exploration
program and that he may or may not have had to fight off March and dinosaurs was met with
what some would call healthy skepticism.
Naturally.
Yes.
Yeah.
In 2012, Obama and his administration were asked about his involvement in the program.
The White House denied any allegations that Obama was part of some secret space program.
But Obama himself hasn't said anything.
So yeah, you know, you know, you get the you can't just fucking admit that you've been
to Mars.
You got to you got to keep that a secret because no one wants to take the thunder away from
Elon Musk, who has sent people to Mars.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And he says that he hasn't because he's an incompetent fucking dildo.
But despite the lack of any sort of proof, Andy has stuck with his story and has been
making moves with it.
He's been on countless podcasts.
He was a guest on Art Bell's show.
He's well, yeah, no, you know, for a second there, I didn't believe anything that you
said.
But once you said Art Bell endorsed it, I immediately knew that this was true and actually
happened.
Yeah.
He's he's also been hitting the lecture circuit pretty hard.
I mean, he does, of course, speaking in 2016.
He ran for president with a campaign centered around government transparency, disclosure
of advanced technology and, of course, the revelation of secret time travel programs.
Can I can I address the elephant in the room here for just a moment?
Well, you want to do a slogan real quick?
Yes.
A time for truth.
Come on.
That's pretty good.
OK.
All right.
So I just I just want to I want to recap for our listeners, this is a man who said that
he has met presidents.
Yes.
In their past.
Yeah.
Because he needed to meet them in order to.
Yeah.
We don't know why he had to meet the former presidents who at the time not president, they
were going to be president.
So bottom line, he met presidents as children who are going to be future presidents.
Yes.
But he ran for president.
Yeah.
So he.
He had to know he wasn't going to win because he'd met probably this could you know what
I mean?
Maybe this was all part of the plan.
We don't know.
So he ran for president after meeting former presidents that he knew were going to be president
but he hadn't met himself in the past because he was in the past with as himself.
So can we just there were other guys know where I'm driving at, right?
You know where I'm going with this wasn't the only child participant.
Maybe another child came to him to tell him and maybe this is just the first go around.
So so can we just maybe address like did Barack Obama meet like Donald Trump as a child and
not know.
So so so so so Barack Obama was not part of Project Pegasus.
That was a separate project.
This was he was part of the Mars jump program, which happened in the 80s.
No, no, I guess.
So they weren't children.
They were like adults like not adult like young adults, I guess by then.
Oh, OK.
So so when they when they were doing the Mars shit, they weren't eight years old anymore.
They were in the 80s.
They were probably like in their late teens, early 20s.
Dave, can I level with you?
I've had a couple of beers.
And I'm going to be honest, I.
I don't know if it's the beers talking, but you fucking lost me a while ago.
Gotcha.
I'm just trying.
I mean, I'm just clinging on to deal life at this point.
I thought I understood this.
And now I and now I'm pretty confident I don't.
What I want to know is Andrew, Andy, Drew, whatever the fuck you're going by.
Did you go back in time and meet yourself before you ran for president?
I don't think they're allowed to do that.
I think that was yourself when you went back in time that I'm pretty confident you're not
going to be president.
Well, it doesn't matter because his campaign had some challenges, Sarge.
And I did not win.
And I'm aware that he did not win.
He ran as an independent candidate and really struggled to gain any traction, mostly due
to the whole like time traveler thing.
Well, also the fact that it's nearly impossible for a third party candidate to win the presidency
in the United States, as it has never happened in the entire history of this country.
So he wasn't included in any of the major debates and his campaign didn't gain any significant
media coverage outside of like weirdo fringe outlets and alternative media that mostly
focused on like conspiracy theories and UFOs and shit.
As a result, didn't really gain any momentum and he failed to qualify for the ballot in
most states.
So he had to be a write in.
Oh, so much like Robert Kennedy, Jr.
Yeah, who is also a hilarious, hilarious third body candidate.
But there you have it, Sarge.
That is the conclusion to Project Pegasus and our series on time travel conspiracies.
And I know at the end of the last episode, I said we're going to talk about like the
connection between the Philadelphia experiment, the Montauk project and Project Pegasus.
Well, it's it's nuclear Tesla and it's not that interesting.
It's actually very dumb.
So we're not going to get into it because it's just a bunch of fucking nonsense.
I mean, because it's been so legitimate up until this point.
Well, it's just like all the stuff, all the stuff about Nikola Tesla is like everything
is post like he's after his death.
Like you can pretty much make up whatever you want.
What the fuck is he going to say?
I mean, you can make up anything you want about Nikola Tesla because he was a weird
fucking guy anyway.
Yeah.
So it's I mean, I mean, you're right.
I could have included it wouldn't have changed anything about any.
It wouldn't have.
It really wouldn't have changed any of this.
I fucking love this story.
I know everyone listening right now has heard me poo poo the whole thing.
Yeah.
I'm going to probably going to add out some of the proctology jokes, but we'll leave a
few in there for you.
You know what?
I am just going to make more of them in subsequent episodes if you edit out the ones I use, because
the point is proctology is a hilarious medical profession.
And if you don't agree with that, there's something wrong with you anyway.
I just love all of this.
I am so all about crazy, outlandish conspiracy theories that don't make any sense.
And because I would fucking love if our government was so put together that it was able to send
somebody to Mars.
But unfortunately, we have a government where people can't even agree that lasers aren't
coming from space to start forest fires.
So they could be.
But they're not.
I just love this.
I really fucking love it.
Honestly, it's like one of my favorite things.
I shit on it, but only because it's hilarious to me.
And I would still continue to listen to hear people talk about this stuff for hours and
hours on.
Every time there's somebody who comes out and they're like, I went back in time, or
I'm from the future and I'm here to give you a message.
I'm always like, please be true.
And I'm always so disappointed when they say something because I'm like, oh, you're full
of shit.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
But you had me in the beginning, but then you had to say the one thing.
Yeah, it just makes me so sad.
I was just telling.
So for those of you who don't know, there's a block party in my neighborhood.
We do it every year.
And my neighbors kind of know that I'm the weird conspiracy guy.
And so they tell me things.
And I was just saying to them today, because today is the block party.
I was just saying, like, I'm always so disappointed when I debunk something because I just want
it to be true.
So fucking bad.
And I'm always let down.
Like, this is so much fun.
It's because you have critical thinking skills.
So I know, I know it's why I'm an atheist.
But no offense to those of you who believe in God.
It's nonsense.
So I really am just super disappointed when I hear these things, because it's like this
is just cuckoo banana pants.
Like, let's be honest, you didn't go back in time and see dinosaurs, you fucking idiot,
because there's no benefit to that.
Well, we don't know, because we haven't talked to Andrew himself.
No, I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
I already messaged him on Facebook.
I thought I told you that I didn't.
So our friend bulk detonator, my favorite, my favorite Instagram follower right now,
who just this person just posted the greatest fucking Instagram post ever.
One of the burliest people I've ever seen, but also looks phenomenal in a dress.
Sent me Andy's Drew's Andrew, whatever the fuck he goes by, they go by.
I don't want to assume Andy's gender sent me the email and contact information and I
emailed them and I was like, please God come on my podcast.
And I haven't heard from them yet.
Yeah, but I want to desperately because I would be so happy to talk to this person and
just yes.
And all the way to the end, because they could still convince me if they're if they believe
it enough.
I'm in.
Yeah, I listened to his art bell interview.
He's he seems like he's fully invested in this, but hopefully we'll go back.
That'd be such a good episode if we could get him off.
I would make me so happy.
All right, so that's the story.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I know I lost you a little bit halfway through this one, but it's OK.
It's my own fault.
I don't have the brain power for this.
I'm just I'm just hanging on most of the time when we do a show.
I'm just hoping it's real.
And then I find out it's not.
And I'm sad.
Yeah, it is a bummer.
But however, I still believe that lady down in Florida had little flower aliens.
The flower aliens believe that for the rest of my life.
It's just a bummer.
They never came back for.
It's real sad.
I say they maybe they did, though, when she died.
Maybe they just she became a flower person, a robot flower.
Maybe that's what happens when we die.
We become a little robot flower people.
It's possible.
All right.
So it's entirely possible.
You got anything you want to anything you want to plug before we sign this off?
Guys have had a few beers.
Please forgive the rambling and the crazy interruptions.
I love you very much.
Please buy my coloring book at Saaj's supernormal dot com.
All one word.
Please buy the coloring book.
It would be fun and it won't be valuable at all if Kamala Harris wins, which I'm hoping
happens.
So not because I'm especially aligned to any political party.
I just you know, I don't think America should vote for an orange person anyway.
I love you.
Please buy my coloring book and listen to this podcast.
You can find us all over the Internet, all over the Internet.
But if you want me to narrow that down, you can find us on Instagram at a cryptic cocktail.
You can find us on TikTok cryptic cocktail party.
You can follow Sarge and all of his social media is just like Sarge the Destroyer pretty
much on any social media platform.
And you'll find them.
Let's see.
Facebook.
Fuck Facebook.
Keep going.
Make sure you give us a rating and review on Spotify or Apple, wherever you can.
It really helps to show out.
I think that's it.
Sorry.
That is it.
Yeah.
Do you want to say goodbye and I love you?
I've said I love you like seven times, but I'm going to say it again.
Guys, I love you.
Have a great fucking week, day, whatever.
And we'll see you next time.