1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:25,320 Let go Richard Dreyfus before he became a racist Nazi. 2 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:30,560 Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we 3 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,520 have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 4 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,640 I'm your host Dave, joined as always by the wonderful Sarsah Destroyer. 5 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:37,640 What is going on buddy? 6 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:38,640 Aloha motherfuckers. 7 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,640 How you doing? 8 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,640 You are decked out in Gansett gear right now. 9 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,240 I'm feeling it. 10 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,640 Would I wear this outfit if I weren't sponsored by Narragansett? 11 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,280 Of course I would. 12 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,240 Yeah, it's a classic look. 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,760 It's your summer dad look. 14 00:00:53,760 --> 00:01:00,080 Dude, as a fat guy, there's nothing I appreciate more than a good Hawaiian style shirt. 15 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,760 Yeah, it does seem to be like the outfit of. 16 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:03,760 Yeah. 17 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,480 Well, I mean, I've been, you know, neighborhood block party. 18 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,480 I'm cooking. 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:08,480 I'm cooking at the grill. 20 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,480 So you need something. 21 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,480 You have to wear a button down. 22 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,480 Something breezy. 23 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,480 Something good. 24 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,480 Yeah, it's breezy. 25 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,480 I got it. 26 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,480 It's breezy. 27 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,480 But you're doing good besides that. 28 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,480 I am. 29 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,480 I am. 30 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,240 Three of my, two out of my three children have COVID. 31 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,240 Okay. 32 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,240 I'm on. 33 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,240 Yeah. 34 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,440 So I have been, I cook. 35 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,080 We have a neighborhood block party today. 36 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:33,160 I cooked many burgers and had many beers. 37 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:38,800 And then the neighborhood folks came out and started spilling tea all over the place. 38 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,560 I learned about a local murder. 39 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,280 Yeah, that was big news. 40 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:48,120 And a haunted Italian restaurant called the Cafe Venice. 41 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:53,960 And it used to be a mob location and so I'm going to go eat there and just try and conjure 42 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,080 a ghost while eating eggs or something. 43 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:01,240 Cause it's like a popular breakfast place apparently. 44 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,160 So yeah, I'm doing well. 45 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:08,720 Just to be clear, the murder wasn't like recent. 46 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,680 You didn't just learn about a murder that happened yesterday. 47 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,720 It wasn't like, it wasn't yesterday. 48 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:16,880 It was like maybe 20, possibly 30 years ago. 49 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:17,880 Okay. 50 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,840 It was recent in recent in the history of human nature. 51 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,400 The course of time is recent. 52 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,400 Gotcha. 53 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,400 I'm very excited about learning about it. 54 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:33,280 So as soon as we're done recording, I'm going to go out because now after I get outside, 55 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:37,760 my neighbors are going to be especially drunk and then I'll be able to get the real details. 56 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,760 There you go. 57 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,760 All right, bud. 58 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,760 So do you remember anything? 59 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,760 Share them. 60 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,560 We're going to do a whole episode on it. 61 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,720 Do I remember anything? 62 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,720 Yes. 63 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:46,720 The Montauk project. 64 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,720 Of course I remember. 65 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,720 Okay. 66 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,720 That was two weeks ago. 67 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,720 So I know, I know. 68 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,680 And then we progressed past the Montauk project. 69 00:02:54,680 --> 00:03:00,320 And then we moved into a different new project that his name escapes me, but I remember it. 70 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,320 All right. 71 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,840 So so brief recap of last week, and I'm sure everyone else remembers, but we were talking 72 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,000 about the project Pegasus. 73 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:14,160 Project Pegasus was a time travel and teleportation project that ran from 1968 to 1972 and was 74 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:21,600 allegedly, oh my God, allegedly operated under the, under the Defense Advanced Research Agency 75 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,600 or DARPA. 76 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,880 They used a bunch of different technologies, supposedly developed from the stolen works 77 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:30,960 of Nikola Tesla, including, but not limited to the teleporter, the star gates. 78 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:36,960 And my personal favorite was the chrono visor and the chrono visor is literally the best 79 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,960 name. 80 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:42,040 It really is something, but it also kind of reminds me of the early 2000s where everyone 81 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,560 was wearing a visor and goggles for some reason. 82 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,560 Oh yeah. 83 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,560 Like Seth Green. 84 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,040 You know the boy band look? 85 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,040 Yes. 86 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,040 I know. 87 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,040 I know. 88 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,600 Seth Green in many of the movies, cause he was also in a movie called Airborne where 89 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,240 he wore the same outfit briefly at a changing montage. 90 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,160 If you remember correctly. 91 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:06,480 Now we know all this thanks to one brave whistleblower slash lawyer slash 2016 presidential writing 92 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:12,000 candidate and project Pegasus participant, Andrew D. Basago, apparently pronouncing 93 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 his name all wrong. 94 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,960 I was saying Basiago last episode, but apparently it's a Shago. 95 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,160 I would have said it wrong too. 96 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,920 So I'm glad you corrected that. 97 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:24,520 So Andrew, who also apparently prefers to go by Andy. 98 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,520 I learned that as well. 99 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,800 And I love that. 100 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:32,080 He didn't just describe for us like the details of the project, like who the test subjects 101 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,440 were, what their goals were and the technology used to conduct said test. 102 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,880 He was also an active participant in these experiments as well. 103 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,920 And yes, he went to Mars, didn't he? 104 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,520 With Barack Obama. 105 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,280 But you just wait. 106 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,640 So last week, it's going to get even better. 107 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:50,640 Yeah. 108 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,280 Like we discussed last week, he started out small, just like a little teleportation here 109 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:57,960 and there just to kind of get them used to the feeling of like having your body shot 110 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,880 through space time, which I can only assume is very disorienting. 111 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:01,880 Yeah. 112 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,880 I feel like it would be weird. 113 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,880 Yeah. 114 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,440 I, the way I imagine it feeling and I hate that I'm even making this reference, but I 115 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,320 imagine it's probably like how Harry Potter felt when he used the port key for the first 116 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,200 time and just started throwing up and shit. 117 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,320 That's how I kind of feel about that. 118 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,320 But sure. 119 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:20,480 I mean, I've never seen Harry Potter, but I'm going to go with your description of it. 120 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,480 Yeah. 121 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:22,480 Don't worry about it. 122 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,200 But once he got the hang of it, he moved up the ladder to time travel. 123 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:29,360 So Andy has claimed to have done a lot of things during his tenure with the project 124 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,000 Pegasus in the sixties and seventies. 125 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:36,960 So I figured we would go over some of those claims and I rank them in an order with the 126 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:42,000 criteria being like one to 10, one being, okay, Andy, sure. 127 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Fine. 128 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Whatever. 129 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,240 To 10 being like, get the fuck out of here with this nonsense. 130 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,120 According to Andy and real quick, the reason why I have this first on the list as like 131 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:56,780 an okay, fine, sure, like ranking is because what I'm about to go over, this makes sense 132 00:05:56,780 --> 00:06:02,600 to me as far as like what the government would do if they had time travel technology. 133 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:07,560 So according to Andy, the U S government had foreknowledge of who was going to eventually 134 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,100 become president. 135 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:15,520 So he claims that he had met like George HW Bush back when he was still the CIA director. 136 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:20,280 Andy suggested that Bush was somehow involved in the programs at the time, but only because 137 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,720 the government knew he would be president. 138 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:28,040 So they involved him pretty much on a need to know basis kind of to prepare him for what 139 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,520 to expect once president. 140 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:30,520 Yeah. 141 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,520 Got it. 142 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,800 So the two leaders Andy claimed to have met and were given foreknowledge of like their 143 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:40,720 rise to power includes Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama, who we will circle 144 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,720 back to soon. 145 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:42,720 I promise. 146 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,040 So I'm so excited about the Obama side of this. 147 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,040 Yeah. 148 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:50,100 So pretty much project Pegasus like had two goals, time travel and teleportation. 149 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:55,600 But secondary to that was like to identify certain frosty massage, orgasm. 150 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,860 No is a no, sorry. 151 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:02,920 But the second was to identify certain people who would become important political figures 152 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:07,760 in the future and use that knowledge to groom them for their future roles based on the size 153 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,200 and shape of their prostate. 154 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,200 Yeah. 155 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:14,900 And apparently this included setting up meetings between future presidents and Andy Bishago, 156 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:18,440 who was at the time a child time traveler. 157 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,440 So I don't know. 158 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:23,960 I don't know why this child as you would do, you're going to send someone through time. 159 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,840 You have to send the least reliable narrator naturally. 160 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:30,320 Yeah, but the thing is, like, I don't know if this had anything to do with if this was 161 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,560 time travel related. 162 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:35,880 Like these dudes were alive at in the 60s and 70s. 163 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:40,080 Like none of these people, you didn't have to go back in time to do any of these things. 164 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:44,480 And they all seem to be doing politically OK on their own at the time during the 60s 165 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,660 and 70s. 166 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:49,380 But also he gave no warning to Bush Jr. about 9 11. 167 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:50,880 Just like nothing whatsoever. 168 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,360 He's like, you know what? 169 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,360 You're going to figure it out. 170 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:58,180 Someone's going to be reading, you're going to be reading a children's book to a bunch 171 00:07:58,180 --> 00:08:02,320 of minors and someone's going to tell you that a building is going to blow up and you're 172 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,600 going to continue to read the book. 173 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,840 Andy also claimed to have been thrown into the past on several different occasions as 174 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:13,720 part of different, I guess you would call them like observation missions, the most famous 175 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,480 of which is what Andy claims. 176 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:21,420 And one that may or may not have photographic evidence to back it up is that he was teleported 177 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:28,440 from a Project Pegasus facility in New Jersey back in time to 1863 to witness Abraham Lincoln's 178 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,080 Gettysburg Address for no reason. 179 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:37,200 So according to Andy, he was disguised as a Union bugle boy and he described the event 180 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,240 as deeply emotional and surreal. 181 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:43,640 And hearing Lincoln speak and being in the presence of such a pivotal moment in history 182 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,200 had a huge impact on him. 183 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,560 Do you want to hear a kind of a funny story about the Gettysburg Address? 184 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:54,400 So before Lincoln gave the Gettysburg Address, another guy gave a two hour fucking speech 185 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,040 before. 186 00:08:56,040 --> 00:09:00,620 And so everyone really had to pee, not to mention the fact that there was literally 187 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,240 still corpses everywhere. 188 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,960 Yeah, it was a battlefield. 189 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,360 Yeah. 190 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:12,680 So after the two hour speech, all these people went into the woods to go pee. 191 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:18,000 So there's like people peeing, people looking at a giant dead horse. 192 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,520 Because, you know, even as an adult, like you see roadkill, you're going to check it 193 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,760 out just a little bit. 194 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,260 I don't care who you are. 195 00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:27,400 If you see a dead animal, you're going to look at it for just a second. 196 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,400 Yeah. 197 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,720 Anyway, the Gettysburg Address took like four minutes. 198 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:37,120 So half the people that were there didn't even hear the Gettysburg Address because they 199 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,660 were peeing on dead horses in the woods. 200 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:44,440 So for anybody to be like, oh, this is a major pivotal moment in history. 201 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:48,320 Really no one heard this fucking speech because they were peeing. 202 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:54,160 Well, apparently to Andy, this had a very big impact on him. 203 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,680 Of course, of course. 204 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,080 He knew not to urinate during the address. 205 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,080 I understand. 206 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,080 Yeah. 207 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:04,920 But that also kind of makes this next mission seem kind of cruel because he was sent back 208 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:10,680 in time to 1865 to witness the assassination of Lincoln at Ford's Theater. 209 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:17,080 Can I just ask what kind of fucking douchebag is like, hey, we're going to watch you. 210 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:21,520 We're going to make you watch this really emotional and important speech from American 211 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,200 history and then you're going to watch the guy die right afterwards. 212 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,200 Yeah. 213 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:32,520 So as a child, his task was to observe the unfolding of history without trying to interfere. 214 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:36,760 So all he could do was just watch as John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln right in front of 215 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:37,760 him. 216 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:41,840 So he claims Andy claims that the experience was disorienting. 217 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:46,320 Having just witnessed a tragic moment in history, he said he felt a sense of helplessness since 218 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,960 he was told he couldn't intervene. 219 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:52,120 But maybe that's why maybe they knew he had such like an emotional impact to seeing the 220 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:57,200 Gettysburg address that they were like his emotions might run wild and he might intervene. 221 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:02,080 But it was a test to him to like not intervene because of emotionality, I guess. 222 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,520 Does it almost seem like Andy's kind of bragging? 223 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,520 Kind of. 224 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:10,000 It just seems like he's just telling this story to make everybody feel bad for him. 225 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,040 Like, like it doesn't advance the topic at all. 226 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,600 Like, he's like, oh, I saw the Gettysburg address and then I saw Lincoln get shot. 227 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,600 Yeah. 228 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:21,400 Well, like, bro, what does that have to do with literally any of the other things that 229 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,560 you've done? 230 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:28,160 Maybe you're just like, I want you to be like, hey, man, that was really fucking cool of 231 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,440 you to watch the Gettysburg address. 232 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,640 Like I'm sorry, it just doesn't make any sense in the context of the story. 233 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,720 Well, how about I explain it to you? 234 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,960 Are you ready for this? 235 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:38,960 Yeah. 236 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,840 So stuff like stuff like this wasn't just a one time thing. 237 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:49,440 I guess Project Pegasus or PP for short was a was a they were doing experiments on what 238 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,000 they called temporal tourism. 239 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,200 Basically they would just send people to different key moments in history, just like hang out 240 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,500 and watch and then record the effects it had on the participants. 241 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,120 But not all missions were just like chrononaut voyeurism. 242 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,400 Some missions drastically altered the course of history. 243 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:09,240 For instance, on one mission, Andy was taken back in time to 1776 to meet none other than 244 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,120 George Washington during the Revolutionary War. 245 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,880 Apparently Andy's assignment was to approach Washington with a message from the future 246 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:21,800 U.S. government informing him about the outcome of the war and the establishment of the United 247 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,800 States. 248 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:28,400 I guess the purpose of this letter and interaction between Andy and Washington was to, I don't 249 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,920 know, like help shape Washington's decisions, like making for like the rest of the war. 250 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:37,540 But it seems unnecessary because the government U.S. was already established. 251 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:38,840 So that means he had already won. 252 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,920 So I don't know why they would have to send someone back in time to influence the outcome 253 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,360 of the war, unless it's like a time loop thing and we just have to constantly do it, because 254 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,400 if we don't do it, then there's no U.S. 255 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,960 But then I'm thinking too much about it. 256 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:50,960 Yeah. 257 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:55,040 You know, you're doing is you're thinking about it and don't think about it. 258 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,000 I can't think about it. 259 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Don't think about it. 260 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Yeah. 261 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,200 So another mission Andy went on, and this is one of like his very firm claims, like 262 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:08,840 he wants you to know that this happened, was being sent millions of years into the past 263 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:12,400 to observe the dinosaurs. 264 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,240 This was, according to Andy, one of the more unusual assignments. 265 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:21,840 Apparently he and the other child participants, because remember everyone, everyone involved 266 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,760 this like a literal child. 267 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:27,880 So they were asked to observe the earth in its primal state. 268 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:32,160 So the government sent these children back in time to like when dinosaurs still roam 269 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,280 the earth to observe without being detective. 270 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,640 And I'm assuming being eaten. 271 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:44,440 So Andy described, described these prehistoric missions as, quote, being dangerous and that 272 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:49,040 they were at, quote, risk of being harmed by the environment or by the dinosaurs themselves. 273 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,720 How you feeling so far? 274 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:52,720 Nonsense. 275 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,720 All of this is nonsense. 276 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,840 None of this makes any fucking sense whatsoever. 277 00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:01,240 Like, okay, going back to view historic events. 278 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,240 Okay. 279 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,240 All right. 280 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,240 I can see why that would make sense. 281 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,240 Okay. 282 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:09,720 Going back to view the dinosaurs like fucking why, what, what, what does that do? 283 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,760 Do you want me to explain it to you? 284 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,520 Please. 285 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:19,120 Because this makes me angry, honestly, because it's like, it's like, it sounds like he's 286 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,440 just bragging about all the shit he's done. 287 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:27,320 It sounds like that guy that you that you know at work who like met one famous professional 288 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,960 sports player from your town and he just can't wait to tell you about it. 289 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,600 Like, this is bullshit. 290 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,140 Like I'm not going to glean anything from this. 291 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:42,560 Please tell me why seeing the dinosaurs was valuable to, you know, shaping American history. 292 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,560 Okay. 293 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:48,240 So the objective of these types of missions was to gather data on like early earth so 294 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,160 that the scientists in the present day could use that information to better understand 295 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,680 the planet's evolutionary history. 296 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,800 Cause they weren't just like going back to like look at dinosaurs. 297 00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:00,080 Like they were like studying just ancient earth or prehistoric earth, whatever the fuck 298 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,080 you want to call it. 299 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,080 Does that make sense? 300 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:08,820 And again, yeah, no, who else, who else would I want to send back in time to give me an 301 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:12,840 accurate description of what they saw besides an eight year old? 302 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,840 Well, it's fair. 303 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:18,480 But I mean, I feel like these kids have been doing this shit since they were like children, 304 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,480 children. 305 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,400 So I feel like at this point, like it's like an old, like, like go back stranger, like 306 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,400 11 from stranger things. 307 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:28,320 Like she was like a fucking military asset. 308 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,320 Like she wasn't a child. 309 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,160 She was like a person. 310 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,240 So maybe it was kind of like that. 311 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,920 I don't know. 312 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:34,920 I don't know. 313 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:41,080 I just, anytime I ask my nine year old anything, I have to temper it with the fact that most 314 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:45,040 of his understanding of life is colored by skippity toilet. 315 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,040 You know what I mean? 316 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,040 Yeah. 317 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,440 But at the same time, but at the same time, your kid's not a government asset. 318 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,440 So that's true. 319 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,440 He was raised a little differently. 320 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,440 Yeah. 321 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,520 Raised slightly differently. 322 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:04,880 I just, I wouldn't trust the whatever a nine year old, I would want to send an adult back 323 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:13,080 so they could be like, Hey, the, what I saw was large dragonflies, the size of a small 324 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:19,640 Cessna airplane, not my nine year old who says the dinosaur had big teeth and its tail 325 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,800 was very long. 326 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,160 You know, I feel like I would get more out of an adult. 327 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,160 That's all. 328 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,160 But we already established last episode that adults can't go back in time because it like 329 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,160 drives them insane. 330 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,480 Yeah, no, it drives them insane. 331 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:38,880 And yeah, and of course, you know, everyone's going to believe in adults, which is why you 332 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,440 would send a child back, which is why an adult is telling us about, you know what? 333 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,520 I'm thinking too much about this. 334 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,520 Just keep going. 335 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,520 All right. 336 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:50,200 Now, Sarge, this is where we're going to get into the, this is where we're going to get 337 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:55,320 into the, get the fuck out of here portion of Andy's claims. 338 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,320 We weren't there already. 339 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,280 No, him going back to see the dinosaurs. 340 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,280 Okay. 341 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,040 This is a scale we started out with. 342 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,040 All right, fine. 343 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,040 Sure. 344 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,040 So let's get the fuck out of here. 345 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:07,480 And for this, we're going to jump forward in time, not like time travel, just like the 346 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,480 natural progression of time. 347 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:13,960 So in the early seventies, project Pegasus came to an end, but that doesn't mean that 348 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:18,640 the government has given up on time travel and teleportation projects altogether. 349 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:22,580 During the early 1980s, the CIA had a little project cooking up of their own. 350 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:26,000 This project was known as the Mars jump room program. 351 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,360 I assume you're not familiar with that. 352 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,960 Nope, not at all. 353 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:36,920 Well, like I have an idea because like men who stare at goats, like the astral projection, 354 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:37,920 but I don't know. 355 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:38,920 I don't think that was the eighties. 356 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,120 I think that was earlier than that. 357 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,120 Yeah. 358 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:46,480 Well, who better to be a part of this Martian teleportation program than Andy Bishago himself. 359 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:51,600 Now Andy claims that the U S government had developed something called jump room technology, 360 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,480 which were essentially like teleportation chambers that could essentially transport people 361 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,000 and things from earth to Mars. 362 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:02,320 The jump rooms were described as pretty much like elevator like structures and a person 363 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:07,080 would enter the chamber, feel a little discomfort and disorientation, and then you're just on 364 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,080 Mars. 365 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,080 Like that's all. 366 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:14,020 And that's, and that's how I normally feel when I get a proctology exam. 367 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:16,040 So that, that tracks. 368 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:21,360 And so these, so these jump rooms were one finger just to see how it feels. 369 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,360 Keep going. 370 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,360 Okay. 371 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360 Thanks. 372 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,360 Thank you. 373 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:30,960 So it's located at various secret facilities across the U S but Bishago's home room or 374 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:36,760 whatever you want to call it was a CIA facility in El Segundo, California, in case you wanted 375 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,760 to know where it was. 376 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:43,000 Now these jump room missions to Mars were part of a covert U S space colonization effort 377 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,920 to establish a human presence on Mars and interact with the indigenous life forms there. 378 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,120 So aliens are now in play in this story. 379 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,000 No, of course, of course. 380 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,080 I mean, Martians obviously have to be real. 381 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,080 Yeah. 382 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,080 So keep going. 383 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,600 According to Andy, the government had been aware for some time now that there was alien 384 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:08,860 life on Mars and had been preparing to make contact with said entities. 385 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:14,080 So they decided their best move was to train young operatives to survive on Mars and send 386 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,640 them up there to do just that. 387 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:19,960 Now this training on how to survive on Mars included dealing with alien creatures, rough 388 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:25,080 terrain and harsh conditions, but not everyone was cut out to be sent to Mars. 389 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:30,240 Only a small group of approximately 10 young, virile Americans were chosen to go to Mars. 390 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,560 The few, the proud, the Martians. 391 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:38,240 Now the criteria for being chosen wasn't really clear, but Andy thinks that it had something 392 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,040 to do with both physical and mental aptitude. 393 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:46,160 And one of those 10 young, virile, red blooded Americans that was chosen for the program, 394 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:51,320 Andy assumes was selected for his intelligence, leadership qualities and adaptability. 395 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:56,960 That American is none other than a man named Barry Satoro, who you may know better as Barack 396 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,960 Obama. 397 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,960 Naturally, of course. 398 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:04,960 Andy claims he didn't have much interaction with Barack or if he did, I couldn't find 399 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:10,280 much about it other than Andy describing him as calm, collect and level headed when faced 400 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,320 with the dangers of Mars. 401 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:18,000 And has been smoking Kool's cigarettes since he was 10 years old. 402 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,080 You're probably wondering what kind of dangers on Mars would Barack and Andy have faced? 403 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:27,400 Well, if you didn't know, Mars is inhabited by very hostile extraterrestrial life forms. 404 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,440 And these life forms were a consistent threat to human visitors. 405 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,600 They were said to be both aggressive and physically imposing. 406 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:39,200 So the participants had to go through special training on how to best avoid them or if necessary, 407 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,160 defend themselves against them. 408 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,560 Also there's no oxygen there. 409 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,400 So you know that that's problem too. 410 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,760 Well, if that's a problem, this is another problem. 411 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,360 Yeah, it's a negative. 412 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,160 That's a net negative. 413 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:57,160 Another danger posed to Andy and Barry on Mars were the Martian dinosaurs. 414 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:01,840 Oh, now I understand why they had to go back in time to see the dinosaur. 415 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,840 They had to be ready. 416 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,840 Yeah. 417 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,440 So for when they encountered them on Mars. 418 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:10,240 OK, so these creatures were said to resemble Earth dinosaurs, only much more dangerous 419 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,840 on account of them being alive and also on Mars. 420 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:19,920 So they not only had to avoid the super dangerous aliens, but also the super dangerous alien 421 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:24,080 dinosaurs all while navigating the super dangerous landscape of Mars. 422 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:28,840 I don't know why this makes me feel like this. 423 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,840 It's just so stupid. 424 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,520 Yeah, it's a bit silly. 425 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,520 OK, all right. 426 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,520 Let me see if I get this straight. 427 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,880 Yeah, break it down for me. 428 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,880 Someone is taking children. 429 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,120 Uh huh. 430 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:45,800 And sending them back in time to view large historical events so they have a better understanding 431 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:50,120 of American history, but also sending them back to view dinosaurs so they can get an 432 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:55,840 accurate representation of what evolutionary history the Earth had. 433 00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:00,040 But then they were like, hey, you know what, we need to extrapolate this a little bit further 434 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:07,320 and send these folks to Mars where there's also dinosaurs. 435 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,120 That's for funsies. 436 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,120 Am I right? 437 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,120 Did I get it right? 438 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,400 OK, well, I'm well, yeah, sounds legit. 439 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:21,040 Well, yeah, well, luckily there were moving on there. 440 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,080 Luckily there were underground human outposts scattered around the Martian surface for them 441 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,120 to like take shelter and rendezvous with others while out exploring. 442 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,600 So that's nice. 443 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,600 Naturally. 444 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,360 So the point you just brought up. 445 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,260 So what was the point of this project? 446 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:37,680 There's like a lot of risk in for like what reward? 447 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,680 Little reward. 448 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:43,000 Well, according to Andy, the Mars program wanted to establish a permanent human presence 449 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:48,400 on Mars, explore its resources, understand the life forms that live there and to use 450 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:53,320 Mars as sort of a fallback option if we ever need to like get off Earth due to some sort 451 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,480 of large scale disaster. 452 00:22:55,480 --> 00:23:00,720 It also is going to be serving served as like a jumping off point for us to just keep exploring 453 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,920 further out into the outer space. 454 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:08,280 Yeah, very Elon Musk approach. 455 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,280 Yeah. 456 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:14,080 So so obviously, Andy's claims that Barack Obama was involved in a top secret Mars exploration 457 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:19,480 program and that he may or may not have had to fight off March and dinosaurs was met with 458 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,120 what some would call healthy skepticism. 459 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,120 Naturally. 460 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,120 Yes. 461 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,120 Yeah. 462 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:30,160 In 2012, Obama and his administration were asked about his involvement in the program. 463 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:35,440 The White House denied any allegations that Obama was part of some secret space program. 464 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,080 But Obama himself hasn't said anything. 465 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:45,240 So yeah, you know, you know, you get the you can't just fucking admit that you've been 466 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,240 to Mars. 467 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:51,200 You got to you got to keep that a secret because no one wants to take the thunder away from 468 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,360 Elon Musk, who has sent people to Mars. 469 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,360 Exactly. 470 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,360 Yeah. 471 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:00,640 And he says that he hasn't because he's an incompetent fucking dildo. 472 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:07,080 But despite the lack of any sort of proof, Andy has stuck with his story and has been 473 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,080 making moves with it. 474 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,080 He's been on countless podcasts. 475 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,200 He was a guest on Art Bell's show. 476 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:17,080 He's well, yeah, no, you know, for a second there, I didn't believe anything that you 477 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,080 said. 478 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:22,920 But once you said Art Bell endorsed it, I immediately knew that this was true and actually 479 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,920 happened. 480 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,920 Yeah. 481 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:25,920 He's he's also been hitting the lecture circuit pretty hard. 482 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,400 I mean, he does, of course, speaking in 2016. 483 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:33,720 He ran for president with a campaign centered around government transparency, disclosure 484 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:38,000 of advanced technology and, of course, the revelation of secret time travel programs. 485 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,720 Can I can I address the elephant in the room here for just a moment? 486 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,720 Well, you want to do a slogan real quick? 487 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,720 Yes. 488 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,480 A time for truth. 489 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,480 Come on. 490 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,480 That's pretty good. 491 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,480 OK. 492 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,480 All right. 493 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:56,440 So I just I just want to I want to recap for our listeners, this is a man who said that 494 00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,080 he has met presidents. 495 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,200 Yes. 496 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,200 In their past. 497 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,440 Yeah. 498 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,120 Because he needed to meet them in order to. 499 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,560 Yeah. 500 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:14,000 We don't know why he had to meet the former presidents who at the time not president, they 501 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,320 were going to be president. 502 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:22,560 So bottom line, he met presidents as children who are going to be future presidents. 503 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,560 Yes. 504 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,560 But he ran for president. 505 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,560 Yeah. 506 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,000 So he. 507 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,680 He had to know he wasn't going to win because he'd met probably this could you know what 508 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,680 I mean? 509 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,360 Maybe this was all part of the plan. 510 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,800 We don't know. 511 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:45,300 So he ran for president after meeting former presidents that he knew were going to be president 512 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:51,960 but he hadn't met himself in the past because he was in the past with as himself. 513 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,960 So can we just there were other guys know where I'm driving at, right? 514 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,660 You know where I'm going with this wasn't the only child participant. 515 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:05,160 Maybe another child came to him to tell him and maybe this is just the first go around. 516 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:11,880 So so can we just maybe address like did Barack Obama meet like Donald Trump as a child and 517 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:12,880 not know. 518 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,400 So so so so so Barack Obama was not part of Project Pegasus. 519 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,400 That was a separate project. 520 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,280 This was he was part of the Mars jump program, which happened in the 80s. 521 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,820 No, no, I guess. 522 00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:25,820 So they weren't children. 523 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:30,120 They were like adults like not adult like young adults, I guess by then. 524 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,280 Oh, OK. 525 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,800 So so when they when they were doing the Mars shit, they weren't eight years old anymore. 526 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,800 They were in the 80s. 527 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,160 They were probably like in their late teens, early 20s. 528 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,720 Dave, can I level with you? 529 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,720 I've had a couple of beers. 530 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,920 And I'm going to be honest, I. 531 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:49,080 I don't know if it's the beers talking, but you fucking lost me a while ago. 532 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,080 Gotcha. 533 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,080 I'm just trying. 534 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,520 I mean, I'm just clinging on to deal life at this point. 535 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,680 I thought I understood this. 536 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,000 And now I and now I'm pretty confident I don't. 537 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:04,320 What I want to know is Andrew, Andy, Drew, whatever the fuck you're going by. 538 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,760 Did you go back in time and meet yourself before you ran for president? 539 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,760 I don't think they're allowed to do that. 540 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,960 I think that was yourself when you went back in time that I'm pretty confident you're not 541 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,720 going to be president. 542 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,880 Well, it doesn't matter because his campaign had some challenges, Sarge. 543 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,880 And I did not win. 544 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,000 And I'm aware that he did not win. 545 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,080 He ran as an independent candidate and really struggled to gain any traction, mostly due 546 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,520 to the whole like time traveler thing. 547 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:37,200 Well, also the fact that it's nearly impossible for a third party candidate to win the presidency 548 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:42,200 in the United States, as it has never happened in the entire history of this country. 549 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,320 So he wasn't included in any of the major debates and his campaign didn't gain any significant 550 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:51,400 media coverage outside of like weirdo fringe outlets and alternative media that mostly 551 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,000 focused on like conspiracy theories and UFOs and shit. 552 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,600 As a result, didn't really gain any momentum and he failed to qualify for the ballot in 553 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,600 most states. 554 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,600 So he had to be a write in. 555 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,920 Oh, so much like Robert Kennedy, Jr. 556 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:11,320 Yeah, who is also a hilarious, hilarious third body candidate. 557 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,560 But there you have it, Sarge. 558 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:18,600 That is the conclusion to Project Pegasus and our series on time travel conspiracies. 559 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,880 And I know at the end of the last episode, I said we're going to talk about like the 560 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,040 connection between the Philadelphia experiment, the Montauk project and Project Pegasus. 561 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,760 Well, it's it's nuclear Tesla and it's not that interesting. 562 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,760 It's actually very dumb. 563 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:36,520 So we're not going to get into it because it's just a bunch of fucking nonsense. 564 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,800 I mean, because it's been so legitimate up until this point. 565 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,000 Well, it's just like all the stuff, all the stuff about Nikola Tesla is like everything 566 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,640 is post like he's after his death. 567 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,720 Like you can pretty much make up whatever you want. 568 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,760 What the fuck is he going to say? 569 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,480 I mean, you can make up anything you want about Nikola Tesla because he was a weird 570 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,880 fucking guy anyway. 571 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:55,880 Yeah. 572 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,800 So it's I mean, I mean, you're right. 573 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,280 I could have included it wouldn't have changed anything about any. 574 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,280 It wouldn't have. 575 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,760 It really wouldn't have changed any of this. 576 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,680 I fucking love this story. 577 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:09,760 I know everyone listening right now has heard me poo poo the whole thing. 578 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,760 Yeah. 579 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,480 I'm going to probably going to add out some of the proctology jokes, but we'll leave a 580 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,800 few in there for you. 581 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,800 You know what? 582 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:22,840 I am just going to make more of them in subsequent episodes if you edit out the ones I use, because 583 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,560 the point is proctology is a hilarious medical profession. 584 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,960 And if you don't agree with that, there's something wrong with you anyway. 585 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,240 I just love all of this. 586 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:39,320 I am so all about crazy, outlandish conspiracy theories that don't make any sense. 587 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:46,900 And because I would fucking love if our government was so put together that it was able to send 588 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:48,680 somebody to Mars. 589 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:55,160 But unfortunately, we have a government where people can't even agree that lasers aren't 590 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,240 coming from space to start forest fires. 591 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,240 So they could be. 592 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,360 But they're not. 593 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,080 But they're not. 594 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,920 I just love this. 595 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,360 I really fucking love it. 596 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,720 Honestly, it's like one of my favorite things. 597 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,960 I shit on it, but only because it's hilarious to me. 598 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:20,920 And I would still continue to listen to hear people talk about this stuff for hours and 599 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,920 hours on. 600 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:26,520 Every time there's somebody who comes out and they're like, I went back in time, or 601 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,440 I'm from the future and I'm here to give you a message. 602 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,480 I'm always like, please be true. 603 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,960 And I'm always so disappointed when they say something because I'm like, oh, you're full 604 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,960 of shit. 605 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:38,960 You have no idea what you're talking about. 606 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,320 But you had me in the beginning, but then you had to say the one thing. 607 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,720 Yeah, it just makes me so sad. 608 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,000 I was just telling. 609 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,560 So for those of you who don't know, there's a block party in my neighborhood. 610 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,240 We do it every year. 611 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:54,560 And my neighbors kind of know that I'm the weird conspiracy guy. 612 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,040 And so they tell me things. 613 00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,000 And I was just saying to them today, because today is the block party. 614 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,680 I was just saying, like, I'm always so disappointed when I debunk something because I just want 615 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,680 it to be true. 616 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,960 So fucking bad. 617 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,280 And I'm always let down. 618 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,840 Like, this is so much fun. 619 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,240 It's because you have critical thinking skills. 620 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,320 So I know, I know it's why I'm an atheist. 621 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,720 But no offense to those of you who believe in God. 622 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,200 It's nonsense. 623 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,720 So I really am just super disappointed when I hear these things, because it's like this 624 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,920 is just cuckoo banana pants. 625 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:32,080 Like, let's be honest, you didn't go back in time and see dinosaurs, you fucking idiot, 626 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,720 because there's no benefit to that. 627 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,840 Well, we don't know, because we haven't talked to Andrew himself. 628 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,560 No, I'm working on it. 629 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,560 I'm working on it. 630 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:48,080 I already messaged him on Facebook. 631 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,360 I thought I told you that I didn't. 632 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:58,400 So our friend bulk detonator, my favorite, my favorite Instagram follower right now, 633 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:06,080 who just this person just posted the greatest fucking Instagram post ever. 634 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:11,920 One of the burliest people I've ever seen, but also looks phenomenal in a dress. 635 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:17,320 Sent me Andy's Drew's Andrew, whatever the fuck he goes by, they go by. 636 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:23,360 I don't want to assume Andy's gender sent me the email and contact information and I 637 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,640 emailed them and I was like, please God come on my podcast. 638 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,000 And I haven't heard from them yet. 639 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:33,200 Yeah, but I want to desperately because I would be so happy to talk to this person and 640 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,200 just yes. 641 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:39,460 And all the way to the end, because they could still convince me if they're if they believe 642 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,460 it enough. 643 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,460 I'm in. 644 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,520 Yeah, I listened to his art bell interview. 645 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,800 He's he seems like he's fully invested in this, but hopefully we'll go back. 646 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,680 That'd be such a good episode if we could get him off. 647 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,120 I would make me so happy. 648 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,320 All right, so that's the story. 649 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,320 I'm glad you enjoyed it. 650 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,800 I know I lost you a little bit halfway through this one, but it's OK. 651 00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800 It's my own fault. 652 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,760 I don't have the brain power for this. 653 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:07,560 I'm just I'm just hanging on most of the time when we do a show. 654 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,480 I'm just hoping it's real. 655 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,680 And then I find out it's not. 656 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,680 And I'm sad. 657 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,280 Yeah, it is a bummer. 658 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:19,840 But however, I still believe that lady down in Florida had little flower aliens. 659 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,160 The flower aliens believe that for the rest of my life. 660 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,160 It's just a bummer. 661 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,160 They never came back for. 662 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,160 It's real sad. 663 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,880 I say they maybe they did, though, when she died. 664 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,920 Maybe they just she became a flower person, a robot flower. 665 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,320 Maybe that's what happens when we die. 666 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,840 We become a little robot flower people. 667 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,840 It's possible. 668 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,840 All right. 669 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,840 So it's entirely possible. 670 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,200 You got anything you want to anything you want to plug before we sign this off? 671 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,160 Guys have had a few beers. 672 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,600 Please forgive the rambling and the crazy interruptions. 673 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,520 I love you very much. 674 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:59,880 Please buy my coloring book at Saaj's supernormal dot com. 675 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,080 All one word. 676 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,080 Please buy the coloring book. 677 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:09,240 It would be fun and it won't be valuable at all if Kamala Harris wins, which I'm hoping 678 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,240 happens. 679 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:15,160 So not because I'm especially aligned to any political party. 680 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:21,200 I just you know, I don't think America should vote for an orange person anyway. 681 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,200 I love you. 682 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,920 Please buy my coloring book and listen to this podcast. 683 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,560 You can find us all over the Internet, all over the Internet. 684 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:37,000 But if you want me to narrow that down, you can find us on Instagram at a cryptic cocktail. 685 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,200 You can find us on TikTok cryptic cocktail party. 686 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,440 You can follow Sarge and all of his social media is just like Sarge the Destroyer pretty 687 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,080 much on any social media platform. 688 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,080 And you'll find them. 689 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,080 Let's see. 690 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,080 Facebook. 691 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,080 Fuck Facebook. 692 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,080 Keep going. 693 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,400 Make sure you give us a rating and review on Spotify or Apple, wherever you can. 694 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,160 It really helps to show out. 695 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,480 I think that's it. 696 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,480 Sorry. 697 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,480 That is it. 698 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,480 Yeah. 699 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,480 Do you want to say goodbye and I love you? 700 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,320 I've said I love you like seven times, but I'm going to say it again. 701 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,120 Guys, I love you. 702 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:13,680 Have a great fucking week, day, whatever. 703 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:40,320 And we'll see you next time.