1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:21,960 There分 2 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,920 drink and break your 3 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,120 We're a baby Q. 4 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:29,720 Tim McGraw has better songs. 5 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,440 Don't worry about it. Anyways, welcome back to the show, everyone. 6 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,240 This is good. Are you advocating for country music? 7 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:39,720 Sorry. Don't take the girl by Tim McGraw is one of the saddest songs I've ever 8 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,080 heard in my entire life, but I will die on that fucking hill. 9 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:45,960 Anyways, welcome to cryptic cocktail party show where we have a few drinks, 10 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,880 share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 11 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:48,920 I'm your host Dave. 12 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,800 Joined as always by the beautiful Sarge. 13 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,720 How's it going, buddy? 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,280 Hello. Hello. 15 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,720 Hi. Non country fan Sarge. 16 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,520 I'm not a country fan. 17 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,280 OK, Tim McGraw has some bangers, 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,640 but that's neither here nor there. 19 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,520 All right. 20 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:08,280 I'm sure he has a lot of bangers as he's putting nails into that large cross. 21 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,960 He's going to burn later. 22 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:12,560 No, I'm just kidding. 23 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,360 He doesn't do that, but his fans definitely do. 24 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,680 No, I'm being mean. 25 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,840 I'm being very mean. I don't actually mean that. 26 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,120 I actually know a lot of people who are country fans. 27 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,920 It is lost on me why they like it. 28 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:30,760 But there are some country like I like some country music. 29 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,720 I got the books, the Thunder Rolls. 30 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,280 Come on, dude. 31 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:39,200 Rodeo. No, I've never even once considered listening to a Garth 32 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,400 Brooks song on purpose, but I do. 33 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,600 I do like some Zach Brown band from time to time. 34 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,720 If they can be considered country, I don't know if they're considered. 35 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,000 I don't know. 36 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,080 They're up there. 37 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,400 They always do country stuff. 38 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,400 I don't know it's country anymore. 39 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,200 I know that there's like there was a weird resurgence in like the mid 40 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,960 2000s of like the Stomp Clap, like folk kind of music going on. 41 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:01,320 I don't know. 42 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,560 Oh, God, I hate that so much. 43 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,520 You know what I'm talking about, right? 44 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,000 The boom clap. The Lumineers. 45 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,360 The Lumineers is a crime against music. 46 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,240 I'm not arguing with you. I completely agree. 47 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:16,400 They had one drum and a clap, and that's all they the only instruments 48 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,600 they needed besides shouting. 49 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:19,520 Yeah. 50 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,960 But no, I mean, like Zach Brown band, I don't mind. 51 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:23,760 I don't mind. 52 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:27,120 You know, obviously, you can't possibly not love Johnny Cash. 53 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,560 Yeah. The outlaw stuff. 54 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,320 Waylon Jennings, like the outlaw stuff is just for anyone. 55 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,600 This is a conversation that pre was pre recording 56 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,920 and it just kind of flowed into the beginning of this episode. 57 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,040 But anyway, Sarge, how are you doing, bud? 58 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,560 You're looking good. 59 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,640 I'm good. Yeah. 60 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:48,520 I saw Ministry this weekend on Friday. 61 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,760 It was a wonderful show. 62 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,520 Filter opened and then Ministry and then Alice Cooper. 63 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,880 OK, who is immortal? 64 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,840 I think him and Al Jorgensen probably drink from the same Virgin's blood 65 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,680 and Rob Zombie as well, actually, now that I think about it, 66 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,840 pretty much the only person who is showing any age whatsoever 67 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,520 was a lead singer filter, and he's wearing it well. 68 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,360 Also found out his brother is the T 1000. 69 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,360 So that's badass. 70 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,240 I did not know his brother was. 71 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,280 What's his name? Robert Patrick. Really? 72 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:20,960 Yeah, that's his brother. 73 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,560 And apparently he's like, come out on stage. 74 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:27,640 If you said my my my partner in crime, Maited told me that I had no idea. 75 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,360 That I had no idea either. It's very cool. 76 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:34,120 Yeah. But yeah, man, they fucking killed it like they always do. 77 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,480 I saw him in Mansfield. 78 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,440 What happens is every time I go to a show at Xfinity Center, 79 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,720 I don't have like a huge social media following. 80 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,480 But for some reason, there's always like one person who was like, oh, shit, 81 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,440 I was at that show, too. 82 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,240 And every once in a while, they'll like find me at the show. 83 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,760 And it's great. It's like the coolest thing, because it's so it's so weird to me 84 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,960 that someone I've never met knows who I am. 85 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,360 You got fans, bud. You got fans. 86 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,400 I don't want to say that. 87 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,800 I feel like that's it would be like an arrogant thing for me to say, like, oh, 88 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,360 I have fans. 89 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,800 Did you get like 60,000 followers on Tiktok? 90 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,080 You have fans now, true. 91 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,520 A lot of them are women who are hitting on you consistently. 92 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,600 Which is bonkers. 93 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,000 But you have fans. 94 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,440 It's bonkers. What am I, a goblin? 95 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,600 No, I didn't mean that. 96 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,200 I know what you mean. I'm just kidding. 97 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,640 I'm kidding. I know exactly what you meant. 98 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,160 I'm just messing with you. 99 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,960 Yeah, no, I just I really 100 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,680 it's the coolest thing in the world to run into somebody who like appreciates 101 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:36,080 the weird, stupid things that I do to entertain myself and others on the Internet. 102 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,920 That's awesome, man. I'm glad you had a good time. 103 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:42,400 I saw Rob Zombie once and this was years ago, like 2002 104 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,200 Oz Fest or whatever the fuck. 105 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:49,520 And he puts on a fucking wild show like, oh, yeah, it's really good. 106 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,120 And he's from Massachusetts. 107 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,320 So it makes it so much better because he gets it. 108 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,640 It's like a hometown show almost. Yeah. Yeah. 109 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,640 Yeah. I think he said he's from Haverill. 110 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,360 Mm hmm. Yeah. 111 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,520 And his brother, too. 112 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,160 I spent the singer of Power Man 5000. 113 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,000 Yeah. Spider Zombie. 114 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:11,280 I love when the younger siblings of bigger bands start 115 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,920 and start their own bands. 116 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:17,160 I'm not saying they're piggy like they're not like riding their coattails, but no, no. 117 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:23,680 Power Man 5000 is a great example of like a young a younger brother of a more famous 118 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,360 like star doing something. 119 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,680 But then you have a Dima, the one hit wonder new metal band, 120 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:35,840 who is the lead, the lead singer of that band is the brother of the lead singer of Korn. 121 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,600 And really, yeah. 122 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:44,680 If you couldn't tell by listening to any of any Dima song, it is like I straight up. 123 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,080 I've never heard of them. So they have one song. 124 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,360 It is really fun to sing. 125 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,040 I'll probably recognize this song. 126 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaking of Korn, I'm going to see them next weekend with my daughter. 127 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,960 Good. I hope they play all that dubstep shit. 128 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:01,120 I mean, Gojira is opening and that's that's really the draw there. 129 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:04,320 I mean, I'm going to see Korn because I appreciate them. 130 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,200 But Gojira is really where it's at. 131 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,120 All right, sorry. 132 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,040 All right. Sorry. 133 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:15,360 I derailed the show talking about music as I as I do from time to time. 134 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,520 That happens. I mean, you go to a lot of shows, you know, I go to shows too, 135 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,880 but they're not shows that anyone wants to hear. 136 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:24,120 It's usually like grind bands that are called like hate fuck visceral shit like. 137 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,800 Chainsaw guts fuck. 138 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,960 Yeah, every band has a 15 minute set and within that 15 minutes, 139 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:38,560 they play 103 songs because all their songs are 15 seconds long. 140 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,160 It's kind of like what is it? 141 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,520 What's the name of that band that has a has got Ian in it? 142 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,920 Anthrax. 143 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,240 Soldiers of Doom or something like that. 144 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,480 Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. 145 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,520 I think Stormtroopers of Death. 146 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,840 Oh, yeah. S.O.D. Yeah. 147 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,080 All right. So today. 148 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,960 We are going to be covering two of my favorite topics to cover. 149 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,320 Country music. 150 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,200 No. 151 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,480 Native American legends and cryptids, specifically, 152 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,480 we're going to be heading to what is now known as LaFleur County, Oklahoma, 153 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,720 to talk about one of the greatest battles in American history 154 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:22,440 between the Choctaws and a foe that I will not reveal to you because fuck you. 155 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,440 That's why. 156 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,800 I was aggressive. 157 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,560 Well, I thought you put up more of a fight. 158 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:32,320 I know when whenever we cover Native American legends and folklore, 159 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,480 I always like to preface the episode with I am not a historian. 160 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,760 As far as I know, Sarge, you are not a historian. 161 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,760 Not even close. Yeah. 162 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:45,160 I'm also not what some would describe as a detailed researcher, 163 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:49,320 but we always do like to cover these topics with sensitivity and respect. 164 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,600 And even though we will be cracking jokes and talking shit like we always do, 165 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:57,680 just know that this shit talking is done in the most respectful, respectful way. 166 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,280 That's yeah. Yeah. 167 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,880 It's gentle shit. Exactly. 168 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,080 All right, Sarge, you ready to dive in? 169 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,120 Thumbs up. OK, bring it. 170 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,760 OK, so before we get into the actual conflict, 171 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,960 I want to talk about the Choctaw real quick. 172 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:17,000 The Choctaw Nation, originally hailing from the southeast United States, 173 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,200 were they were down for their skills as warriors and hunters. 174 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,200 They were like the best to ever fucking do it. 175 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:28,360 They had a very sophisticated military organization, a well defined system of ranks. 176 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,040 They put a very strong emphasis on discipline 177 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,000 and were known as some of the absolute best military strategists. 178 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,840 Like they were just super well respected, like in this regard. 179 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:43,640 They even fought in the American Revolution for the side of the British, which. 180 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,440 Good for them. Well, here's what I was like. 181 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:54,960 I would, too, considering what happened next. 182 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,320 And that is OK. 183 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,560 That is sadly that not long after the war, 184 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:03,640 the Choctaw's way of life completely got flipped, turned upside down. Yeah. 185 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:08,000 And that change came in the 1830s when the United States government 186 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,960 instated the Indian Removal Act, which forcibly removed the Choctaw 187 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,360 from their native lands to what is now Oklahoma. 188 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,800 This forced removal is what we know as the Trail of Tears. 189 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:22,880 So, yeah, not not the greatest point in American history. 190 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,160 Fucking hell. Yeah. 191 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,440 But we're not going to talk about we're not like we know the Trail 192 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,360 Trail of Tears is we're not going to talk about it. 193 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,200 It was fucking awful. 194 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,720 So if you don't know, Google it because we don't want to talk about it. 195 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:36,440 Yeah, we're not going to dive into that, but just know that it's 196 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,520 that it's estimated that during this forced migration, 197 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:45,200 almost a quarter of the Choctaw population died. So fucking hell. 198 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,360 Yeah. So the Choctaw that survived this horrific deal 199 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,040 are now having to like adapt to a completely new way of life. 200 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,720 Their numbers were dramatically reduced. 201 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,520 They're now on unfamiliar land. 202 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:00,520 They've been stripped of their traditional hunting grounds, holy sites, resources. 203 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:04,600 Wasn't a great time for them is, you know. 204 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,240 That's fair. Yeah. 205 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,080 But they got their warrior spirit in them and they persisted. 206 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:13,200 I was going to say thrived, but I live in the future. 207 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,320 So I know that that's not. 208 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,320 I'm saying that that they they they survived. 209 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:25,360 Now, by the 1850s, the Choctaw had been living in Oklahoma for about 20 years. 210 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,920 And though it was hard at first, they managed to a degree. 211 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,600 They managed like a like a degree of stability. 212 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:36,560 They had their own constitution, elected officials and system of like laws 213 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:40,080 and courts to uphold those laws. Things were going good. 214 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,080 Or like as good as they can. 215 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,080 Yeah, because it can be expected given the given the situation. 216 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:49,520 Yeah. Now, that is until mysterious raids 217 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:53,000 started happening on Choctaw settlements and farms within the region. 218 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:57,360 Now, unknown and unseen assailants were sneaking into the villages and farms. 219 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:01,400 They were stealing livestock, crops, and some reported that women and children 220 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:05,040 were being taken from their homes and vanishing into the wilderness without a trace. 221 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,160 And these raids, like they seem to like defy any explanation. 222 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,920 No one ever heard anything. No one ever saw anything. 223 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,760 They don't know if these raids were happening during the day. At night. 224 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:19,440 All they know is that it's like these things and people were there and then they weren't. 225 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:26,680 Wow. So so as the numbers of like raids and missing people rose, 226 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,200 the Choctaw finally had enough and decided we have to do something. 227 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,640 Like we've lost. We've already lost like way too much. 228 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:35,560 And we needed to like protect the people that we have. 229 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:40,160 So they assembled an elite group of fighters known as the Light Horsemen. 230 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,400 Now, the Light Horsemen are like the fucking like they're like the Navy Seals 231 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,240 of the Choctaw Nation. It's like a group of like highly skilled warriors and trackers. 232 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:52,640 And they were chosen for their bravery, strength, wilderness skills, survival skills, 233 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,400 and obviously like their fighting skills. 234 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,760 And it was their job to track down the raiders and confront them. 235 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,040 And leading the Light Horsemen on the raid of the raiders 236 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,240 was a man named Joshua LaFleur. 237 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,320 He was a well-respected member of the tribe known for his wisdom, courage. 238 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:12,000 And he's he's a mix of Choctaw and French, which is obviously 239 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,760 we had to have got the name Joshua. That's not like a Choctaw name. 240 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,040 Well, the floor also kind of gave that away. 241 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:23,400 Yeah. And also like, like, as you remember, this is taking place in LaFleur County, Oklahoma. 242 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,240 So like the LaFleur family is like a well-known like family. 243 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,400 And a lot of them are mixed between Choctaw and French. 244 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,320 So like it's like, OK, but he was known for his wisdom, courage. 245 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:36,840 And since he was a mix of both French, like white and Native American, 246 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,680 he had really good diplomatic skills because, you know. 247 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:44,840 Yeah, he knew how to talk to the to the savage white people. 248 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,040 Yes. Now, no, no, no, sir. 249 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,560 We don't want any of your blankets. 250 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,960 We felt that once. 251 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:51,960 No, just once. 252 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,160 Alongside him were the seven foot tall, 253 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:59,520 three hundred pounds, strongest fuck warriors of. 254 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:03,200 And I don't know if this is pronounced to be, but I think it's pronounced tubby. 255 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,000 The tubby clan. 256 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,800 They're big dudes. 257 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,480 I don't know if tubby is the right, but that's T.U.B.B.E. 258 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:14,120 Tell me I'm wrong. I share their history as a tubby man. 259 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,280 You are not seven feet tall, though. 260 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:21,120 No, no, unfortunately, I did not inherit that gene. 261 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,120 But I did get the tubby part down pat. 262 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:29,640 So with the with the light horsemen assembled, also light horsemen, 263 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,960 all one word, I don't even know if I'm pronouncing that right. 264 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:37,520 They assembled armed to the teeth and full of what was described as unshakable resolve. 265 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,880 They set out onto their mission, into the wilderness to put an end to the raids 266 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,160 and bring the elusive culprits to justice. 267 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,840 You know, when I was in the army, we had unshakable resolve. 268 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,840 It came in the form of a can. 269 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,840 And it was called boom boom. 270 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,920 All the ingredients were written in Arabic, but there was a silver Mustang on it. 271 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,280 And the drink tasted like electricity. 272 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,640 Is that the energy drink? 273 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,520 Mm hmm. Yeah. 274 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,480 A lot of my like I have a few friends who served overseas 275 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,640 and they always talk about the one energy drink over there. 276 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,360 And they basically said it was like drinking gasoline, but it made you feel fine. 277 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,920 Yeah, you know, you felt real good. 278 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,120 You felt like you were a fighter jet made of biceps. 279 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:23,720 But the problem is, wait, the problem is it literally and I'm not exaggerating. 280 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,000 People might be like, oh, real quick, can we talk about how you made a reference 281 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,800 to a video from it was it was real life power thirst. 282 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,240 That's what boom boom was. 283 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:39,000 No one's going to get that reference like no one, but that's fine. 284 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 I know the reference. Yeah. OK. 285 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,680 And it was the worst part is it's like a deeper cut. 286 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:48,280 Because it's the second power thirst commercial, not the first one. 287 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,360 Yeah. Were the were the flavors of the energy drink, banana, fizz, bitch and gun. 288 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,360 Hugh Springsteen. 289 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:04,360 Yeah. So they were they're basically filled with that, but emotionally and actual willpower, 290 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,360 not chemically. 291 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:11,240 Now, as they rode into the forest, they started noticing signs that the raiders are 292 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,120 or at least were in the area. 293 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,480 They found abandoned campsites, the occasional footprint, shit like that. 294 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:23,160 But as they rode deeper into the woods, things started to get a little more ominous. 295 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,200 Now, oh, you've been in the forest, right? 296 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,200 Yeah, we've got a couple of those around here. 297 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,200 Yeah, not good. I mean, not great, but good. 298 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:34,200 Yeah. New Hampshire. New Hampshire is really where I spend my time in the forest. 299 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,640 Yeah. And so, you know, that the forest is usually like bustling. 300 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:41,640 You hear, you know, birds, animal sounds, animal sounds. 301 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:45,800 Yeah. Yeah. Well, the forest here that was once alive with the sounds of music 302 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:52,920 seemed to grow quiet, as if all the wildlife were aware of something lurking in the woods 303 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,400 that these brave warriors weren't aware of. 304 00:15:55,400 --> 00:16:01,400 Then suddenly, these brave warriors were overcome by the overwhelming stench of death and decay. 305 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,800 Now, they're resolved still strong at this point, and they shotgun another one of your fucking weird 306 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,600 energy drinks and they just press forward. 307 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,000 Yeah. Throw another boom boom down the hatch and just get rolling. 308 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:16,520 Yeah. So after a short while, they come across a small clearing and also inside this clearing is 309 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:20,520 the source of this horrific smell. Can you get, I want you to guess what you think it might be. 310 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,720 Boy Scouts. 311 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:25,560 No. 312 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:31,080 Like young boys going through puberty, given knives and matches and sent into the forest. 313 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:37,400 So Lord of the Flies. No, it's not that. It's like less Lord of the Flies because all of these kids 314 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:47,880 have asthma, but I'm joking, of course, because I was also a Boy Scout and I didn't have asthma. 315 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,080 But you know, it's fucked up is that I was a Boy Scout. I had asthma. 316 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,680 But there's one thing that we all had. 317 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:57,880 The one thing that close to the one thing that everyone in Boy Scouts has in common is that for 318 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:03,320 a majority of them, they were made to join Boy Scouts because their parents said they needed to 319 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:12,920 socialize. They need. Yeah. Yep. And I actually I rode that train all the way to the end and I got 320 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:16,120 Eagle. Yeah. So you're like a junior in high school when you quit the. 321 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,880 No, I got I got Eagle Scout. I graduated. 322 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:25,000 I got it like I literally turned in my my Eagle Scout paperwork right near. 323 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,240 It was like two days before my 18th birthday. 324 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:32,120 So I was. Yeah, that's why you fucking that's why you joined the army. 325 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,680 You're like, I need to structure my life. I can't. 326 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,920 I will become a deviant if I don't. 327 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,120 I'll tell you right now. 328 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:43,240 Had it not been for the Boy Scouts and then later the army, I'd probably be in jail right now. 329 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,920 Not because I'm a boy scout. 330 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,960 I'm a boy scout. 331 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,000 I'm a boy scout. 332 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,880 Probably be in jail right now, not because I'm like a destitute criminal. 333 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,480 I just keep doing things that are dangerous and mildly illegal. 334 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,040 Gotcha. But anyways, your guess was wrong. 335 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:04,040 So inside this. 336 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,560 We start till 1910. 337 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:06,600 The Boy Scouts were. 338 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:13,880 Yeah. Anyway, so inside this clearing, strewn about the ground were the partially eaten remains 339 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:18,680 of dozens of women and children. One source described the scene as quote, 340 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:24,600 their bodies twisted and broken in a grotesque tableau of violence and savagery, end quote. 341 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:33,240 Now amongst the carnage were three massive hair covered creatures crouching over the corpses, 342 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,960 faces dripping with blood and viscera. 343 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:40,280 The site of this horrific scene before the light horsemen was so shocking and revolting 344 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:46,520 that for a brief moment, even the bravest among them hesitated, struggling to comprehend 345 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,000 the sheer wrongness of the creatures before them. 346 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,080 I've also seen John Belushi without his shirt on, so I get it. 347 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,600 Yeah, but that didn't last long. 348 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:59,240 Their shock gave way to just like pure unadulterated rage and the urge to avenge 349 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,000 these those killed by these quote unquote abominations. 350 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:08,760 The first of the group to engage with the Bigfoot, because this is a, by the way, 351 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,640 this is the Bigfoot war of 1855 we're about to dive into. 352 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,760 Oh my God, this is amazing. 353 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,680 The first of the group to engage with the Bigfoot was their leader, Joshua LaFleur. 354 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:23,400 So with a fierce cry, he drove his, he drove his horse forward, drawing both his pistol 355 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:30,280 and his sword. Now the creature caught off guard by the sudden attack, didn't have much time to react. 356 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:34,760 So the floor just ran right up to him and just started raining blows down with his sword. 357 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:39,800 Now, unfortunately for LaFleur, didn't do much. The creature seemed to just kind of like shrug 358 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,840 off the attacks as if they were like just like a mosquito bite. 359 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:48,920 Right. Suddenly out of nowhere, a second Bigfoot lunged and just open hand smashed LaFleur's 360 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:56,040 horse to the ground, killing it in one blow and sending LaFleur down with it. Now, the floor, 361 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:01,400 a little shaken, but undeterred, got quickly back up to his feet and looked this son of a bitch 362 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:07,240 right in the eyes. He let out a fierce roar and then unloaded his pistol into the creature's chest, 363 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,520 just like fucking tearing holes in his body. Right, right, right. 364 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:17,240 Apparently Bigfoot are immune to bullets. I don't know, because all it did was just make him mad. 365 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,920 And then the creature lunged at the floor and then engaged. It was like a polar bear. 366 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:25,240 Yeah. It just engaged, engaged him in what was described as hand to hand combat. 367 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:31,400 Now, here's the thing. This motherfucker just killed a horse with an open palm slap to the face. 368 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,920 Yeah. I don't know what the floor is going to do, but anyways, as LaFleur and the Sasquatch are 369 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:43,000 slap fighting, the light horsemen came out of the like shocked stupor and they finally sprang into 370 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:50,520 action and they're all armed with 50 caliber Buffalo rifles. Oh, okay. All right. Now we're 371 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:55,400 getting somewhere. So they took aim at the remaining beast. The men opened fire blowing what I can only 372 00:20:55,400 --> 00:21:01,720 assume are like grapefruit sized holes into their dumb bodies. Absolutely. And then one by one, the 373 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:06,920 creatures fell and the warriors started to feel like a sense of victory. That feeling wouldn't 374 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:13,160 last very long because to the men's horror, the Bigfoot that was still engaged with LaFleur 375 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:20,120 lunch forward with incredible speed. Its massive jaws clamped down on the floor's head and began 376 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:27,160 twisting violently. The men heard a loud crack and then LaFleur's body fell to the ground. His head 377 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:34,520 was torn completely off. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Not ideal. Now this obviously made the rest of the 378 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:41,160 light horsemen a little upset. You know, watching your leader get his head down, his head down, 379 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,920 you know, watching your leader get his head bit off by a Sasquatch. I have a problem with that. 380 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:49,800 Yeah. It would make anyone a little bit angry. So they just unloaded a wave of 50 cal rounds at this 381 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,960 thing. Just like relentlessly shooting this thing until the beast finally staggered a bit 382 00:21:54,920 --> 00:22:01,160 and then fell down dead. Now the remaining men took a minute to kind of contemplate what the 383 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:06,760 fuck just happened. They kind of stood around in a stud silence because these creatures aren't like 384 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:11,960 anything that they had ever encountered or even like heard of before. And they said that even in 385 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:17,320 their death, the creatures quote, seem to exude an aura of malevolence as if their very presence was 386 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:23,640 a violation of the natural order, which is yeah, like, like the young Republicans. Yeah. Now once 387 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,160 the men compose themselves, they gathered the remains of their fallen leader and went about 388 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:33,080 burying the dead that had been scattered along the ground and then burning the bodies of the dead 389 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:38,280 Bigfoot on like a massive funeral pyre type thing. I wouldn't call it a funeral pyre because they're 390 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,800 not like respecting. Yeah. Just throwing the corpses on there. Yeah. They did all that before 391 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:47,480 returning home. Now in the weeks that followed the Choctaw nation dived into a state of mourning kind 392 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:52,600 of due to the loss of Joshua LaFleur and then a deep unease due to the fact that they just encountered 393 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:58,920 creatures that seemed to defy all known laws of nature. And this really shook their understanding 394 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,880 of the world and also like their place in it. Yeah. Even the hardest warriors of the light horsemen 395 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:10,440 were deeply affected by their encounter. Yeah. Fuck. I can't say. All right. I got a hug warrior for 396 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:17,400 you. Even the hardened warriors of the light horsemen were deeply affected by their encounter 397 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,640 reporting vivid and terrifying nightmares of the creatures and their encounter with them. 398 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:29,800 Yeah. Yeah. That tracks. No. Some of the tribe believe that they were some sort of like ancient 399 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:35,640 legend proven real. Others blamed curses or evil spirits for the creature showing up. But they all 400 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:41,000 agreed that quote the Bigfoot war as it came to be known marked a turning point in the tribe's 401 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,520 history. A moment when the veil between the natural and the supernatural had been torn asunder. End 402 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:53,560 quote. So there you have it, Sarge. That is the tale of the Choctaw Bigfoot war of 1855. 403 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,800 How you feeling about it? Questions, concerns, comments. Let's talk about this. 404 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:05,080 This is fucking amazing. Right. It's so good. So good. So I need to know, though, like, where did 405 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:10,280 where did the story come from? Like, did the Choctaw write this down? Well, first of all, 406 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,440 they didn't write down anything. A lot of this is like no one knows where it like 407 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:18,360 true. I mean, write it down, but like, is this a Choctaw story? Like, who came up with this? 408 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:25,960 Yeah, it's yeah, it's it's like a Choctaw like legend. Now, whether or not it's based in reality 409 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:31,080 or if it was like a like a cautionary tale. Yeah, because like this was written during the not 410 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:35,320 written, but like this story takes place during the height of like, you know, 20 years after the 411 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:41,320 Trail of Tears. And then, you know, you're in Oklahoma. There's that fear that that 412 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,720 that unknowing of whether or not the white settlers are going to keep encroaching on your land. 413 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:52,120 So I don't know if this is like based on like the fear of the unknown white man coming and like 414 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:59,160 raiding and pillaging your fucking villages or if it's, you know, if there's more to just because 415 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:05,000 Bigfoot's and it doesn't mean it's not real. Right. Yeah. I mean, if you ask me, maybe maybe 416 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:09,480 it wasn't maybe they weren't fighting Bigfoot. Maybe they were just fighting like three Eastern 417 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:17,240 European basketball players. I mean, anything's possible. But this is I mean, like it also could 418 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,560 be like an oral tradition that was like, you know, maybe someone saw something in the woods and then 419 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,800 it got turned into the Bigfoot war. Who the fuck knows? You know, oral tradition is incredible. 420 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:31,400 Yeah. Just it's such a great story. I love the thing that's weird for me, though, is that like 421 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:39,480 I've always the lore that I understand for Bigfoot is that it's just like a seven or eight foot tall 422 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:45,320 like ape creature. Yeah. So this Bigfoot would have to be much bigger if it could like open 423 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:52,120 its jaw and bite a guy's head. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, but did it say what the chalk talk called them? 424 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,720 They didn't have a name for it. I don't think like not every Native American culture had a 425 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:02,360 Sasquatch. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I'm saying like the chalk talk fought these. So I 426 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:08,760 didn't call it sign it. OK. Yeah. As far as I'm big, hairy guys. Yeah. They just yeah. Like 427 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:15,400 the Bigfoot war, like the term Bigfoot obviously came later. Like, right. It came to be known as 428 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:23,640 that. But I don't think they had like an actual name for the crutches. Gotcha. OK. As far as I 429 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:29,400 know, again, as I said at the beginning of this episode, I'm not a deep researcher. You know, 430 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,960 I just cross reference a couple of stories to make sure that they all lined up and they called it 431 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,840 good. I'm somewhat disappointed that the Bigfoot natives didn't like band together to fight 432 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,400 white people. That would have been hilarious. That would have been great. Also, 433 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,480 I got to know more about this to this tubby clan. If they're seven feet tall, they got to be like 434 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:54,040 on par with these fucking Bigfoot's man. They should have been the ones not this fucking not 435 00:26:54,040 --> 00:27:02,200 this half Frenchman. Yeah. He got demolished. He got fucked up and his horse, too. Goddamn. 436 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:07,160 The Bigfoot war of 1855. I think it's a lesser known story. I haven't heard anyone talk about this 437 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:13,720 before ever in the history of my cryptid. I'm the first to have heard of it. I've absolutely 438 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:18,120 never heard of it before. So this is fascinating to me. I don't even know if you can consider 439 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:23,640 these things Bigfoot, though, because Bigfoot, you know, it's like a seven, eight foot tall ape 440 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:29,320 man. These things sound like they had to be much bigger. I don't know, dude. It said that it was a 441 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:35,720 hairy humanoid type thing. It had it had like the appearance of an ape kind of, but like the cunning 442 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:41,160 of a human. So I think it's a yeah. But like how would they fit a man's head in its teeth? 443 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:47,880 Well, here's the thing, Sarge. I looked up if Joshua LaFleur even existed. I cannot find a 444 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:54,120 single thing about him at all. Oh, so that's a problem. Yeah. But the name LaFleur is like a 445 00:27:54,120 --> 00:28:00,520 real thing. So I don't know. You know, but maybe they might have existed if he was just hanging out 446 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,200 with the natives like them. This probably they're not, you know, they don't do birth certificates. 447 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,760 Yeah. Back in the day. Obviously, there's no written record of this or there's no news reports 448 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:14,680 of it because again, it's 1855 and it's a Native American nation that who's going to fucking report 449 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,160 it? No one gives a shit back then. Like, no, no one's going to write it down. Agreed. Agreed. 450 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:26,280 1855 seems real like recent for something like this to happen. No one talk about it. 451 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:32,920 Kind of. But again, we've talked about weird shit. So is it real? I don't know. I mean, again, 452 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:39,960 I'm not the biggest believer in big feet. So I very much want it to be real, but I also know it 453 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:45,880 is not. It cannot be. I mean, the story's awesome. It's a great story regardless. I don't care. Like 454 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:51,400 it could be an awesome movie. I wouldn't. So there is a movie called Bigfoot War and it is, 455 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:57,160 it takes place in recent times and I haven't seen it. Liam Neeson's in it. Looks real bad. 456 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:03,880 Not stoked. I mean, I'll probably end up watching it just because the title is funny. 457 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,400 You know, what we need to do is we need to do like a live stream where we watch some of these 458 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:14,440 terrible movies and people can just watch along with us. Yeah. We'd have to find out. 459 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:19,400 We'll just tell everybody, you know, like three, two, one press play and everybody just watches 460 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,720 along with us as we tear it apart. That'd be good. I do enjoy that idea. If you guys want to hear 461 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:29,720 that, let us know. Well, we could. Yeah. Other other podcasts do watch along. So yeah, we should, 462 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,960 you know, we should do it. It'd be funny. We'll do a watch along. I think we should do that. It'll 463 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:38,280 be good. Maybe we can do it on Twitch for charity and like people could donate. Yeah. Every once in 464 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:42,840 a while, we'll just do a couple of cryptid watch alongs. Yeah. There's so many. And there's also 465 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:47,640 some good ones that came out to like frog man's really good. I want to see that. We can even watch 466 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:56,600 like dumb ones like Anaconda or Congo. Oh, Congo. Yeah. Those are cryptids. I mean, I guess I love 467 00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:02,120 that the first five minutes of Congo is fucking the ash from the evil dead gets an eyeball thrown at 468 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:13,640 them. Love that. Yeah. Tim Curry in it. Tim Curry, these saucy apes. That's my Tim Curry impression. 469 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:19,560 Very good. Very good. Well done. All right, Sarge. That's the end of the episode. Is there anything 470 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:25,800 you want to tell the audience? We want to plug anything? Yeah. Get my coloring book. Sages 471 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:32,520 supernormal.com. It's 9.99. The proceeds go directly to me because I'm a poor person. 472 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:38,840 It's a lot of fun and it will help you deal with the existential dread of American politics by 473 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:51,480 coloring in things. Yeah. 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