1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:26,760 Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we 2 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,840 have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown, I'm your host Dave, 3 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:36,680 and joined as always is the wonderfully beautiful bearded, glasses face fucking Sarge, what's 4 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:37,680 going on bud? 5 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,680 What's up? 6 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:39,680 How are you? 7 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:44,560 I'm so excited to be back and hopefully we're not going to talk about something that is 8 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,560 depressing today. 9 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:51,680 I'm doing good and no, this week's episode is going to be the exact opposite of last 10 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:52,680 week's. 11 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,760 Okay, good, good, I can only handle like one of those kind of Sarah McLaughlin episodes. 12 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,240 Oh dude, yeah, it was a bummer. 13 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,120 And everyone who listened to it apparently thought it was a bummer as well, but they 14 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,120 said it was informative. 15 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,560 You know what though, I will say this, it was informative and that's what was important. 16 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,520 It can't all be sunshine and roses. 17 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:14,080 Sometimes you got to drag all of you kicking and screaming back to reality. 18 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,680 I do kind of regret not leaving room for at least some light heart. 19 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:22,160 Like, you know, like I didn't include anything in the script that could have led us to like 20 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,280 making it a little brighter for everyone. 21 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,280 So exactly. 22 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,480 Yeah, that's on me. 23 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:31,000 People tune in to hear me do something, say something stupid and you kind of responding 24 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,360 to my stupidity. 25 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,360 Yeah. 26 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,400 And I, I, there was no jokes to be made. 27 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,520 It's like, this is the worst. 28 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,520 I left no room for dick jokes. 29 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,160 There wasn't any whole talk. 30 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,480 Uh, yeah, but, uh, people seem to enjoy it. 31 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,760 I think I don't fuck. 32 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,760 Yeah. 33 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,320 You mean you could enjoy something that's a bummer, I think. 34 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,320 Yeah. 35 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:55,880 It's tough when you think about it, when you're talking about some supernatural things that 36 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:59,440 are horrifying, like a ghost is a dead person, you know? 37 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:00,440 Yeah. 38 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:06,000 And so it's challenging to joke about that and still be respectful, but at the same time 39 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,400 you have to do it. 40 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,880 It all depends on if you believe in ghosts. 41 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,520 So if you, if you don't believe in ghosts and you can fuck it, talk shit all you want 42 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,800 about the dead, like it will not be dead, but 43 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,880 or if like the ghost was a dick when they were alive, then it's okay. 44 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:21,880 Yeah. 45 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,360 Then they're pieces of shit and don't like, whatever. 46 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,360 Fuck that guy. 47 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,360 Glad he's dead. 48 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,680 Sucks his ghost is terrorizing people, but you know. 49 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,680 Exactly. 50 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:32,120 If Hitler had a ghost, I would make fun of it relentlessly. 51 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:36,200 If Hitler had a ghost, it sounds like a really bad satirical graphic novel that I would read 52 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,200 the fuck out. 53 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:49,880 It'd be like that Jojo Rabbit movie or whatever, but it's just Hitler's ghost. 54 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,880 I think we should write that. 55 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,880 It says ectoplasm everywhere. 56 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,880 Oh fuck dude. 57 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,880 I would, dude, I would read the shit out of that. 58 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:01,560 I think I'm going to start coming up with some drafts real quick. 59 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,560 Maybe a storyboard. 60 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,560 We'll figure it out. 61 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,560 Fate. 62 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,560 Hold on. 63 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 Is this ectoplasm kosher? 64 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,560 Why would he care? 65 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,560 He knows he's Jewish. 66 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,560 He converted after he died. 67 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,560 He found out that God was also Jewish. 68 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,560 He repents. 69 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,560 But anyway, Sarge, how are you doing? 70 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,560 How was your Memorial Day? 71 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:20,560 Weekend? 72 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,680 It was good. 73 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:28,720 Memorial Day's, you know, it's one of those things where you got to have the right... 74 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,960 Honestly, Memorial Day was much like last week's podcast. 75 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,680 It's a sad event, but you got to do it. 76 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,640 You got to talk about it. 77 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:43,880 And I know a couple of vets who are no longer with us and they would not want us to sit 78 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,720 around and mope. 79 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:51,680 They would want us to go out and have a good time and kind of enjoy all the things that 80 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,720 they sacrificed for in one way or another. 81 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:59,920 So you know what offends me about Memorial Day though is, and I don't know if we talked 82 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,400 about this last time, but... 83 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,400 Probably. 84 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,840 I get super offended by sales on Memorial Day. 85 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,840 You did talk about that. 86 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:13,000 But then we came to an agreement that every widow and widower of a casualty of war deserves 87 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,200 a mattress. 88 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,560 That's 50% off. 89 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:20,600 But yeah, I did a ceremony in the center of town. 90 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,080 You know, I was with the veterans group in the center of town doing something on Memorial 91 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:29,840 Day and then I just kind of took it easy after that and had a good night. 92 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,840 How was yours? 93 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:31,840 After we recorded... 94 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:36,800 We went on a bottom mattress. 95 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:41,000 We had fucking Dillard's was having like a pretty good two for one sale on short. 96 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 That's fair. 97 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:46,080 Yeah, no, I ended up going to a show at this place called Bonks Bar down the street from 98 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,080 my house. 99 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:51,160 My buddy Grim Grim Grim, the artist, he put out a new zine with like all the art he's 100 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,360 done over the past year. 101 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:59,840 So they put on a show, went and saw some bands play, got fucking way too drunk. 102 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:00,840 It was bad. 103 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,600 Was it like pooping yourself drunk or? 104 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:09,080 No, it was like I live two minutes from there driving. 105 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,880 And even in that that distance in my state, I should not have driven home. 106 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,960 I took so many wrong turns. 107 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:15,960 Took me five. 108 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:16,960 Like it was bad. 109 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:17,960 You got lost on the way home. 110 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:18,960 Yeah. 111 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,560 The lesson you learn is you should be walking. 112 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,560 Yeah, no, I know. 113 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:27,520 I regret most of my decisions that night, but it was a good time. 114 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,320 Besides that, then I was hungover for three days because I'm old as fuck now. 115 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,480 Can't drink like I used to. 116 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,480 So yeah, I've been there. 117 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,480 I've been there. 118 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,640 I get that. 119 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,560 I get that hangover, that perma hangover. 120 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,760 Yeah, it's like, you know, long. 121 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,480 Yeah, because I used to, you know, I used to never get hangovers. 122 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,960 Then I started getting like a hangover the next day and I'm like, all right, you know, 123 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,440 I could deal with that. 124 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:53,320 Now a hangover is like it lasts longer than all the time I've been drinking in my life. 125 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:57,320 I feel like I'm just hung over every day now and I don't even drink that often anymore. 126 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,800 And Gatorade doesn't help at all anymore. 127 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,480 They used to be like a cure all. 128 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:05,600 And now it's just like, I'm just peeing more, but also miserable and have a headache. 129 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,920 Just running through me. 130 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,120 My body is not absorbing any of those electrolytes whatsoever. 131 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,120 Yeah. 132 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,640 Yeah, you're just returning them. 133 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,200 All right, Sarge, we do have before we sat down. 134 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:22,480 So we do have one quick thing to cover, and that is our newest segment. 135 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:26,680 Yes. 136 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,840 We got a listener email. 137 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,920 Leave those good vibes on me. 138 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,960 From Jeff and he says, best three part. 139 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:40,200 Oh, the subject of the email is Mel's Hole, our three part series we did that lasted probably 140 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,160 way too long, but was really fun. 141 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,480 It says best three part podcast I've ever heard. 142 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,120 I laughed, I cried, I learned. 143 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,560 And like every hole in Nevada, there's going to be heat and a little bit of moisture. 144 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,560 I think it's normal. 145 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:59,520 I love the content. 146 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,880 Need more about holes. 147 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:01,880 Lol. 148 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,240 Jeff from Long Island, New York, go Bills. 149 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:09,120 I don't agree with the last part, but yeah, unfortunately there's not that many holes 150 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,120 stories. 151 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:14,760 Although I did learn about a new one and it's called the glory hole and we might have to 152 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,960 cover it and this don't worry about it. 153 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,160 Is it a truck stop? 154 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,760 No, no, but. 155 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,200 Or like a or like a rest stop in Connecticut. 156 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,640 I think it's in the like the Southwest as well. 157 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,320 But anyways, thank you Jeff for the email. 158 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,320 Appreciate it. 159 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,320 I'm glad you got the content. 160 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,320 Thanks Jeff. 161 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,440 All right, Sarge, are you ready to dive into this week's topic? 162 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,760 I'm beyond ready. 163 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:37,760 All right. 164 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,760 What are you? 165 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:42,480 What's your what's your how do you feel about nature in just in general? 166 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,480 I fucking love it. 167 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,480 Nature is great. 168 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:48,920 Nature can't vote, so it doesn't offend me. 169 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,440 It's safe. 170 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:53,600 I'm not afraid of anything in nature in New England. 171 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,840 Let me preface that by saying New England. 172 00:07:55,840 --> 00:08:00,280 The worst we've got is rattlesnakes and they I mean, if you find a rattlesnake in New England, 173 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,800 you're just in the wrong place. 174 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,040 It's true. 175 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:07,920 I've never encountered one and I spend every summer in the woods for at least a couple 176 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,720 of weeks at a time. 177 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:14,840 So I love it and I want more of it. 178 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,700 OK, so we're in agreement. 179 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:17,700 We all enjoy nature. 180 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:18,700 All right. 181 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:22,360 So we've got spikes in the woods, swimming at the local lake, tubing down the Socko, 182 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:26,040 getting absolutely black out while the sun just slowly cooks you alive. 183 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,800 Yeah, it's got cookouts, trees, grass. 184 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,120 It's all fun and games. 185 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,700 That is Sargent Hill. 186 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:32,700 It isn't. 187 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:33,700 Yeah. 188 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:36,640 You know, a part of nature that I think is not the most fun. 189 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,040 Australia flowers. 190 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,680 OK, you know, that's fair. 191 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:44,300 Yeah, no, they feed the bees and they smell good and they're technically like a vital 192 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,800 part of our ecosystem. 193 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,920 Without them, the whole world would more or less collapse. 194 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,760 But they also, you know, allergies. 195 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:56,080 I don't know if you ever get one of those cocktails at a fancy bar where they put like 196 00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:00,360 rosewater and fucking all that and it tastes like ass. 197 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,500 But there's another reason that flowers kind of suck. 198 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:08,240 And that is because sometimes Sarge, they are alien robots in disguise that traumatize 199 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:12,960 small children and attempt to destroy school buildings in Florida. 200 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,960 Today transformer. 201 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:18,680 Today, we're going to be talking about the robot flowers of Dade City. 202 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,560 Are you familiar with the robot flowers? 203 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:25,680 No, but I am in no way shocked that this is about Florida. 204 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:31,880 I think whoever whoever experienced this was just on a lot of meth. 205 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:36,840 Before we begin, I did look into Dade City, Florida, just to kind of get an idea of like 206 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,000 where we're working with. 207 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,280 Not much going on there. 208 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,560 It's in the Tampa Bay area. 209 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:45,600 So it's like a small city with a population about seventy five hundred. 210 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,920 Nothing really to write home about. 211 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:52,880 It's got a lot of antique shops, heritage museums and scream again in central parks. 212 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:58,480 Only large scale independent scream park with six spectacular haunted houses, attractions, 213 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:06,040 including a monster midway, beer gardens, all that kind of stuff. 214 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:10,720 So before we get too deep into this, I love Tampa. 215 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:15,240 My company has an office down there, and so we have an annual business meeting for folks 216 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,240 in my profession. 217 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:20,720 And we go to our Tampa location because it's fairly quiet there. 218 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,960 And you know, the weather's nice year round. 219 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,960 So we go down in January. 220 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:30,200 And the first time I went down there, I was walking into our office building and there 221 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:35,680 was like a chicken running around and the office building just outside. 222 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:39,320 OK, like the front door was just like pecking the ground. 223 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,960 And there was a security guard there and I'm like, whoa, whose chicken is this? 224 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:47,680 And he looked at me like I was insane and was like, it's nobody's chicken. 225 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,720 Just I was like, what, what? 226 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,920 And apparently this is a thing that I didn't know about. 227 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:57,920 Tampa has roving feral chickens, like wild chickens, just fine. 228 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,640 Yeah, they just wander around outside. 229 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:07,200 And I stupidly was like, oh, did some does someone have like a emotional support chicken? 230 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,680 Is there a farm nearby? 231 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:10,680 What is this? 232 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,680 Why isn't this chicken? 233 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,680 And he was. 234 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,680 Yeah. 235 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:18,080 It's like if you went to somebody in Boston and you were like, whose pigeon is this? 236 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,080 It's no one's. 237 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,080 It lives here. 238 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,080 Yeah. 239 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,600 So I was blown away by that. 240 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:30,000 And then also there is a strip club right next to a Sonic. 241 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:34,640 And so I had never eaten at a Sonic before and I found that there was a Sonic nearby 242 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,200 and I was like, I'm going to go to Sonic and eat. 243 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:43,680 As I was driving, there's this strip club and I want to say it's called like 2001, a sex 244 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:44,680 odyssey or something. 245 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,680 Oh my fucking God. 246 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:52,840 But it's got it's got a UFO on the roof and it lights up at night. 247 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:57,800 It's like a flying saucer on the roof and it lights up and it's fucking awesome. 248 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,400 I need to go. 249 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,080 I don't I don't ever want to go to a strip club, but I have to know what it's about. 250 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,680 I need to know what the inside looks like. 251 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:09,320 I need to know what's the what's the buffet like because every time you do it, hold on. 252 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:14,400 Like, let me see if I can look it up before we before we move on, because I need to I 253 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,600 need to tell you the name. 254 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,600 So if you're ever in Tampa, you can go and drive by this hilarious place. 255 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:27,080 It's 2001 Odyssey Adult Entertainment Club, Tampa, Florida. 256 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,600 So 2001 Odyssey. 257 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,600 Right. 258 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,600 OK. 259 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:37,040 I feel like 2001 Honda Odyssey, but instead it's a strip club. 260 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,760 Let me see if I can. 261 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,360 Not 2001, a space Odyssey. 262 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,600 Why did you go on? 263 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,280 It's just I don't know. 264 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,280 All right. 265 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,280 Hold on. 266 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,280 I don't know if you can see it. 267 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,280 Oh my God, that is amazing. 268 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,280 Yeah. 269 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,280 Yeah. 270 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,280 Yeah, it was blown away. 271 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,280 And then like right here is a Sonic. 272 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,400 All right. 273 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:01,160 For those listening who can't see the picture, I will post the picture on Instagram for you 274 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,600 all to find. 275 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,600 You can find it on Google and it's wonderful. 276 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,600 You should go. 277 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:11,520 I didn't go inside because I just had a feeling it was going to be. 278 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,800 Oh, it's going to be awful. 279 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:19,240 A shameful experience for me and just like contributing to like the horror that the women 280 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,880 who strip there have to live through. 281 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,600 Plus also most strip clubs. 282 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,600 It's always a bummer once you leave when you're there. 283 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,600 Yeah, kind of fine. 284 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,600 But right. 285 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,600 Right. 286 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,080 And then you walk out and you're like, I can't believe I just did that. 287 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,800 It's like post nut clarity without the nut. 288 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,680 Let's get back to these robot flowers. 289 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:41,520 All right. 290 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:48,920 So in so, oh man, in 1924, a young girl named Evelyn went was playing by herself on the 291 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:54,040 front lawn of St. Joseph's School like a fucking nerd when something bright caught her eye. 292 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:58,480 Nearby she noticed a glowing egg shaped object on the ground and it was so bright she had 293 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:02,840 to shield her eyes and even claim that the brightness may have caused her to pass out 294 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,840 briefly. 295 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:08,040 Now, you're probably asking, how does she not know if she passed out or not? 296 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:14,240 Well, this happened in 1924, but she didn't tell anyone about this until 1974 when she 297 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:20,200 called up a West Palm Beach newspaper called The Weekday asking to speak to a journalist 298 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,840 and gave her story to him. 299 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:27,600 So some of the details that she gives, she's kind of hazy on a few of them. 300 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:31,000 But either way, that will do that to you. 301 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,360 She was a kid in 1924. 302 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,640 I don't think she was doing math. 303 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:41,360 Yeah, but she was a kid in 1924 in Florida at a time when it was like maybe what, 15 304 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:45,040 years from them pulling cocaine out of Coca-Cola. 305 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,080 So I mean, I mean, I guess I don't know either way. 306 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:52,940 The next thing Evelyn remembers is that the glowing egg, the glowing from the egg dimmed 307 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:58,300 and revealed what she described as a pockmarked saucer like craft. 308 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:01,920 She stared at it for a bit, probably to kind of figure out like what the fuck was going 309 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:07,680 on when suddenly a hatch opened on the side and the occupants of said craft started coming 310 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,680 out. 311 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,360 She went on to say, quote, Little people emerged. 312 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,920 I think they were robots. 313 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,840 I tried to count them, but they changed. 314 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:20,580 So they were smaller than I was and resembled animated flowers with faces where the bud 315 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:21,580 would be. 316 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:25,640 Quote, you're right. 317 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:29,240 No, we're not going to go with meth on this, right? 318 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,040 Like we're going to we're going to play this straight and just say that she was fine. 319 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,560 Play this straight. 320 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:38,720 Maybe she had some of that old coke line. 321 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:44,720 She went on to say that the robot flowers were carrying what she assumed was some type 322 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,720 of weapon. 323 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:50,720 Of course, that they were attempting to aim at the school science building. 324 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,080 Why? 325 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,240 I don't know, but we'll get to it. 326 00:15:54,240 --> 00:16:04,320 But anyway, so so I'm sorry, the robots were we're going to you know, it's not it's not 327 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,000 something I can joke about. 328 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,360 But I think we know where I'm driving at, where they were in trench coats. 329 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:18,560 OK, so listen, let's let's just do a brief recap real quick. 330 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,240 This is the most American alien robot story I've ever heard. 331 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,740 Let's just say they all drew guns and pointed them at a school. 332 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:27,740 Brief recap. 333 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:31,440 Small child playing in front of the school by herself like a fucking loser. 334 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:36,760 She has a bright, shiny egg is like, holy shit, let me go check out this egg. 335 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,560 A countless number. 336 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:47,600 She couldn't even count the amount of tiny robot flowers that look like the dancing sunflowers 337 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:51,120 in the back of like an old Mickey Mouse cartoon. 338 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:55,360 All of them are attempting to carry one singular giant weapon. 339 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,120 Oh, it was just one. 340 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,160 There's an artillery piece. 341 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,640 That's where we're at right now. 342 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,020 This makes it so much better, actually. 343 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:06,320 And they're aiming it at the school science building. 344 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,480 And it's called St. Joseph's. 345 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,560 I'm assuming it's a Christian school. 346 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,080 So it was a hate crime is what they were planning. 347 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:18,120 Well, what I was the but also like it is Christian scientists, isn't that just like creationism 348 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,360 shit like I don't think. 349 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,360 But what's science? 350 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,760 No, I think it was what was the name of the building again? 351 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,760 St. Joseph's. 352 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,480 It was the school science building. 353 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,280 So Christian scientists, if I remember correctly, don't have saints. 354 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:34,520 So my guess is it's the science building of St. Joseph's. 355 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,180 OK, I don't know anything about science, Christian scientists. 356 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,360 It all sounds like gobbledygook. 357 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,740 I know they're Protestant. 358 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:47,080 It's the only thing I know, and with the exception of the good ones, Protestants. 359 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:54,080 No, it's just what I know of of Protestants is with the exception of Episcopalians, which 360 00:17:54,080 --> 00:18:01,760 are like they like the church that Henry VIII founded, they still have saints. 361 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,920 But most other Protestant faiths don't have saints. 362 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:08,260 OK, that's why, you know, St. Joseph's kind of threw me off. 363 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:12,480 My guess is it's like a Catholic school, but they have a science building. 364 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,480 Sarge, all that is fascinating. 365 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,480 I don't give a fuck. 366 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:22,120 Well, I'm kind of interested in the kind of science that a Christian school is doing. 367 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,360 Well, we're going to find out. 368 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360 Hold on. 369 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,560 We're going to turn this water into wine using science. 370 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,720 Yeah, it's basically just like Christian alchemy. 371 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,720 It's food coloring. 372 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:37,120 But yeah, so so all these all these roll of flowers came out of the ship carrying what 373 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,880 she had assumed was some type of weapon. 374 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:47,280 Now Evelyn, being the empath that you know, she just claims to be wanted to help. 375 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:51,880 So she told the paper, quote, They were so small, I was going to assist the creatures 376 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,400 even let me try, but I couldn't even budge the machine because it was so heavy. 377 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:02,200 Now, Evelyn then claimed that the robot flowers started talking to her telepathically because 378 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,360 of course, they can. 379 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,480 They explained to her that the science building was with mushrooms on this lawn that she was 380 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:14,320 eating just fistfuls of it sounds like psychedelics. 381 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:21,280 So they explained to her, like if I say if I said to you, hey, Dave, I yesterday had 382 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:27,400 a bunch of flowers exiting a small saucer and they were carrying an artillery piece 383 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,600 and then the flowers started talking to my brain. 384 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,600 Yeah. 385 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,600 But not my mouth. 386 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,240 They like there was no mouth movement. 387 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,920 They were just speaking telepathically. 388 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:40,680 You would be like, Saj, did you have some psilocybin mushrooms yesterday? 389 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,800 Well, or some LSD maybe? 390 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,880 I would assume it was just latent effects from the cow patties from like a few weeks 391 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:56,680 ago that you were like, but if you truly believed it, I wouldn't, I wouldn't knock you. 392 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,080 I'd be like, yeah, cool. 393 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,560 I didn't actually stop a cow. 394 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,120 It was just like one large child that I was so high. 395 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:07,160 I didn't know everyone's freaking out at you, but you think it's just because the cow got 396 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,160 loose. 397 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,160 Like, I know I got them. 398 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:15,440 They're like, no, put Kevin down. 399 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:21,080 But anyway, so telepathically, they explained to her that the science buildings, they it 400 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:26,360 was being used to conduct experiments that they found, quote, disturbing and that if 401 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:31,880 quote the work continued, they would destroy the whole place. 402 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:38,980 And then after this veiled terroristic threat, essentially, they for whatever reason decided 403 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:43,920 that now is probably not the best time to blow up a building and just started making 404 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,680 their way back to the ship with their weapon like Intel. 405 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:54,000 Then one of the robot flowers stopped, turned and offered Evelyn the chance to go with them. 406 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,560 She said she was intrigued by the idea of going on a spaceship, hanging out with a robot 407 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,880 flower terrorist cell, seeing space. 408 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,400 But she eventually declined. 409 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,760 And the Robins were like, all right, no worries. 410 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,120 We'll come back for you. 411 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,120 Promise. 412 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:13,800 And according to her, they, quote, promised to come back for me in 35 years. 413 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,800 But that was up a long time ago and nothing happened that I know of. 414 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:22,360 She then watched as the robot flowers that in my head, like I said earlier, they kind 415 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:26,000 of look like you ever play conquer's bad for a day for the N64. 416 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,240 No, no. 417 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,240 I wish I did. 418 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,360 I think they kind of look like the sunflowers from that. 419 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:35,360 Or like I said earlier, the sunflowers are like dancing in the background of any like 420 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,360 right old timey cartoon. 421 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,360 Right. 422 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:43,120 But anyway, so she watched them board the ship and they took off of this. 423 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:47,240 She said, quote, All I can remember now is that the saucer was laden looking and very 424 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,240 pockmarked. 425 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,720 Then when it started up, its molecules expanded and it turns silvery bright. 426 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,840 I don't know how she do that. 427 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:59,560 The UFO then went straight up, hovered for a minute and then disappeared from sight. 428 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,560 End quote. 429 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:07,240 Now, now, not long after this interview with the weekday, some UFO researchers tried to 430 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:11,720 hypnotize Miss Went to try and get more information about these mysterious robots. 431 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,720 I mean, maybe she was abducted and didn't know it, and that could possibly explain why 432 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,840 she thinks she may have passed out. 433 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:22,440 But it didn't matter because the hypnotists weren't able to get her into a trance like 434 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,360 state because her fucking brain was too strong, man. 435 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,160 She's fucking ironclad up there. 436 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:32,560 But oh, oh, yeah, I'm sure that was why. 437 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,360 But that's all tracks. 438 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:39,680 But as a little button to the story, according to Evelyn Went, sometime after her encounter 439 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:44,560 with these little horticultural horrors, the science building that they claimed was housing 440 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:50,440 unspeakable experiments was left in what she described as shambles. 441 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,280 So did the robots actually make good on the terrorism threats and destroy the building? 442 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,400 Or is it just a building that hasn't been used in 50 years? 443 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,360 So they decided to demolish it. 444 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,560 Who knows? 445 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:06,880 But also, what did the robots think was going on in the science building? 446 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,440 Like was it like, was it like a government? 447 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,480 Like, like, like underneath it was like a secret government thing. 448 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,480 Were they hiding alien? 449 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,000 I want to know what they thought was going on. 450 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 And we may never know. 451 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:22,240 It's coming up with like an advanced weed killer. 452 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,680 You know, it's actually the horticultural science building. 453 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:32,740 And that's why our biological living there in pain. 454 00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:35,640 We must free them from their horrors. 455 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:43,800 This terror cell of radical petunias just wanted to go to war like the eye. 456 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:51,000 I want I want that as as my baseball jersey, the radical petunias, the radical petunias. 457 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Yeah. 458 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,560 I don't know the fighting daisies. 459 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:03,640 The fighting daisies is pretty fucking good. 460 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:08,480 Because the dichotomy of that of those two words is just so good. 461 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,480 Or the fighting pansies. 462 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,480 Oh, God. 463 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,480 Oh, God. 464 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,480 That'd be amazing. 465 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,120 The pugilistic pansies. 466 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:23,560 The combination is just a bunch of guys wearing just a bunch of guys wearing bow ties with 467 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,560 pocket protectors. 468 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,240 Well, they got these big like these big boxing gloves. 469 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,240 So good. 470 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,240 Bring it on. 471 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,240 Oh, shit. 472 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,360 But anyway, Sarge, there you have it. 473 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:37,040 That is the story of the Dade City robot flowers. 474 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,720 I hope this cheered everyone up from last week's episode. 475 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,680 I had a blast with this. 476 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:48,040 This is my favorite thing that I'm going to think about for weeks now. 477 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,600 The robot just love this story. 478 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,480 I don't care if she was high. 479 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,360 I want this to be so real. 480 00:24:54,360 --> 00:25:01,360 Oh, I'm hoping I'm hoping that this is the first time that aliens actually have come 481 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:05,680 to Earth in the everywhere in on Earth right now. 482 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:13,800 It's just little terror cells of of like ornery rage induced pansies. 483 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,200 Just waiting everywhere. 484 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,200 Every major city has a pocket like some sort of cells like a sleeper cell somewhere. 485 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,200 Yeah. 486 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,200 Yeah. 487 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,320 And they're just ready to kill like flower boxes across the country are actually hives 488 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,760 of activity for these little robot flowers. 489 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,920 It's like that movie Batteries Not Included. 490 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,920 But instead of all your fucking. 491 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,920 Oh, yes. 492 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:38,400 It's going to be just all your flowers are going to fucking just start attacking. 493 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,440 Oh, fuck. 494 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,440 Yeah. 495 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,240 No, that'd be really good. 496 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,360 But I mean, oh, man, I do. 497 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,360 I love this. 498 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,360 I love this idea. 499 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,880 The only thing the only thing that bums me about the story is that she didn't give any 500 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,440 scale to like what you mean? 501 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:58,000 Like, yeah, like she said, she was the minute you said they offered to take her with them. 502 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,240 I was like, what's big enough to like have her in there? 503 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,800 She said that they were smaller than her. 504 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,400 But she didn't say like, were they the size of a flower or were they just like two inches 505 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,400 shorter than her? 506 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,400 Because the small kids. 507 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:16,160 Yeah, I'm starting to feel like she was just really, really high. 508 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:21,360 I mean, yeah, I mean, but also in 1924, everything was covered in asbestos and lead paint and 509 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:27,440 yeah, all the clocks made out of fucking radioactive material to glow in the dark. 510 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:32,640 Like, you know, when you have when you have a dream and. 511 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,640 When you have the dream, you're like, I've already dreamed about this, but you know, 512 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,320 you've never actually dreamed about it. 513 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,400 It's just your brain is trick you into it. 514 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,400 Yeah. 515 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,160 My wonder is maybe she just had a dream and she's like, oh, no, this actually this actually 516 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,160 happened. 517 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,600 Like, you know, she had a she had a long meeting with the garden club, went home, had a dream 518 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,720 and was like aliens. 519 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,360 I mean, my flower pots. 520 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,360 True. 521 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,720 She also didn't say how old she was. 522 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,760 I just know that it was 50 years. 523 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,040 It was like in between when it happened and when she said something. 524 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,440 So she had to be. 525 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,960 They didn't talk about age in the article. 526 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:06,960 I didn't. 527 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,960 I didn't. 528 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,800 If they did, I didn't fucking see it. 529 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,400 But also, who cares? 530 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,560 At this point, I just want this to be fantastical. 531 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,440 I picture her as like an eight year old kid. 532 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,440 Yeah. 533 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,400 You know, like that sounds about right. 534 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,240 Like at like six to eight years old. 535 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,240 Yeah. 536 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,240 But who knows? 537 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:28,840 You know, they would just put toddlers in a bureau to go to bed, you know? 538 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:33,560 So they weren't exactly watching their kids back in the 20s. 539 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,200 So she could have been like, you know, an infant. 540 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,080 But also, if she wasn't in school, she was just playing at the school. 541 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,080 Why wasn't she at work? 542 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,080 I feel like back then. 543 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,080 Yeah. 544 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:52,100 Like late for her shift at the mill. 545 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:56,160 She took the day off of work to just fucking do shrooms in a field. 546 00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:00,000 I mean, I can relate to it. 547 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,520 She was like, fuck, dude, these aliens. 548 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,640 And then, you know, she probably was hallucinating. 549 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,800 She's probably all fucked up. 550 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:13,640 And then like 50 years later, one of her fucking weird hippie friends in the 70s was like, 551 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,960 hey, you want to try shooting? 552 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,640 And then she just had to fucking crazy like acid flashback. 553 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:22,720 And she's like, remember the time I saw those alien robot flowers in the 20s? 554 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,440 She's like, I got to tell everyone about this. 555 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,840 So she called a newspaper called The Weekday. 556 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,640 That's the other thing that got me. 557 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,640 She reached out to the newspaper. 558 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,640 They didn't go to her. 559 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,640 No. 560 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,240 They were like, tell us about your robot aliens. 561 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,640 She's like, hey, guess what happened to me when I was a kid? 562 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,320 I mean, but also. 563 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,680 But why would you make that up? 564 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,200 That's kind of what I was thinking. 565 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,960 The only thing I could think about is that maybe like. 566 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:55,880 Maybe she's just old and like going through some heavy dementia. 567 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,440 I don't think dementia makes you see aliens. 568 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:03,480 I think it just makes you blame the nurse at the nursing home for stealing your wallet. 569 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,480 It kind of. 570 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,240 Yeah, I don't think it's I don't know. 571 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,240 Yeah. 572 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:11,940 My great grandmother had dementia and I just remember her yelling at everybody, but I don't 573 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:15,640 remember ever talking about fucking aliens. 574 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,840 Maybe she was yelling at you because she thought you were an alien. 575 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,480 Yeah, that happens a lot. 576 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,480 All right, Sarge. 577 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,560 Well, that's that's our story for today. 578 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,560 Definitely a lot more fun. 579 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,280 I think I kind of want to do more of these like weird. 580 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,920 I'm going to get fucking weird with it. 581 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,840 Yeah, let's get as weird as possible. 582 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,680 Yeah, because I think technically I do. 583 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:42,720 So this is technically I think the first episode of season three of the show and every season 584 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,920 I try to do something different. 585 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,500 Like last season, I was trying to do more multi partners. 586 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,080 This I think I'm going to niche it down. 587 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,480 We're going to get fucking weird with it. 588 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,480 I'm so excited. 589 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,880 I think that's going to be I think that's what it should be. 590 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,880 We're going to get weird. 591 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,120 Robot Flowers was a good start. 592 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,720 It's like fucking fantastic stuff. 593 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,800 This makes me so happy. 594 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,800 I'm not even kidding. 595 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,680 I'm going to be thinking about this for weeks. 596 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,320 Yeah, it's fantastic. 597 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,200 All right, Sarge. 598 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:16,360 Well, I'm glad I could, you know, boost your morale, I guess. 599 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,360 I don't know. 600 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,360 Thank you. 601 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,360 Is there anything you want to plug? 602 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,640 I know you didn't have an episode of Citizens Guide this week. 603 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,640 We didn't. 604 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,640 We took the weekend off. 605 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:29,960 I think we got one coming up and also follow me on the Internet. 606 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:34,640 Just Google Sarge of Destroyer and you can find all my social medias. 607 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,000 Yeah. 608 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,680 And I love you all. 609 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:43,640 Yeah, if you if you're having trouble Googling Sarge of Destroyer for some reason, I feel 610 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,480 like first of all, figure it out. 611 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,480 Get your house in order. 612 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:53,400 Second of all, you can also just you can go to the link in the Crypto Cocktail Instagram, 613 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:58,520 which is that Crypto Cocktail and the link tree has all of his socials, our socials, 614 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,160 like our TikTok and his TikTok. 615 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,160 Perfect. 616 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,160 Twitter, all that stuff. 617 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,320 We got a Patreon. 618 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,280 It's five dollars a month. 619 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,640 We've been posting unedited video episodes. 620 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,720 I didn't post one last week because there was a weird delay in our audio, which I had 621 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,280 to cobble together to make the audio version of the show. 622 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,280 So there wasn't one. 623 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,800 But we'll figure something out to kind of replace it. 624 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,800 Yeah. 625 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:25,680 Maybe we'll do an interview with another old person who thinks they saw aliens in robot 626 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,680 form. 627 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:33,200 I feel like I couldn't interview someone who saw something because I would just be like, 628 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,200 sure about that. 629 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,400 Are you OK? 630 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:44,640 I don't think I could like I couldn't be like I don't have it in me to not just be like, 631 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,640 right. 632 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,640 Sure. 633 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,640 That's yeah. 634 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,640 That sounds right. 635 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,640 I mean, I feel like I could probably yes. 636 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,040 And my way through that interview. 637 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,040 Oh, really? 638 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,680 What else did the aliens touch you at all inside? 639 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,680 You'd have to. 640 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,280 They touch your butthole or like I have a buddy who does a podcast where he talks to 641 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,320 a lot of people about like their experiences and like all that stuff. 642 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,520 And I know the way he the way he does it is like it kind of plays more towards like the 643 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,820 mental health side of it, like how it affected them. 644 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:16,680 But I could not hear a story of someone seeing like a dog man and take them 100 percent seriously. 645 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,680 I'd right. 646 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,680 It's challenging. 647 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,680 It's challenging. 648 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,680 Like you got to you got to like believe that they believe it. 649 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,040 And I think that's the only way to get through it. 650 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:29,240 I mean, I believe that they believe it, but I don't believe it that they saw. 651 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,240 I can't. 652 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:36,280 I just don't have it in me to just fake empathy like a serial killer to can. 653 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,880 You know, I mean, I don't have that. 654 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,880 I'm not a psychopath. 655 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,880 I can't just fake emotions. 656 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,880 I can't. 657 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:51,200 The thing is, I can fake my voice, but I can't fake my face. 658 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,200 Yeah, no. 659 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:57,240 It's like the difference between like watching or listening to Alex Jones's radio show and 660 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,640 watching Alex Jones's radio show. 661 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,080 He's absolutely on the radio. 662 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,040 He's like, we're all going to die. 663 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,040 Nuclear war is two weeks away. 664 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,040 But if you see him, he's like. 665 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,040 We're all going to die. 666 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,040 Nuclear wars. 667 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,040 He just looks so into it. 668 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,560 That would be his face rarely changes. 669 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,040 Yeah, it's because there's nothing inside of him. 670 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,400 But also, I don't think it physically can. 671 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,400 He's all neck. 672 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,000 Like, I don't think anything. 673 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,280 All right. 674 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,760 So follow us on Instagram. 675 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,840 Cryptic cocktail. 676 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,840 Follow Sarge. 677 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,120 Sarge is a destroyer. 678 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,880 Patreon is five dollars a month. 679 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,880 Support the show. 680 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:31,880 I think that's it. 681 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,880 I don't think I have anything. 682 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:35,880 There's no there's no. 683 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:43,000 I mean, you can still go to one spirit Lakota dot org and help them with their stuff. 684 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,120 There's no support group for robot flowers that you could donate to. 685 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,920 This lady is on her own. 686 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,480 She's just fucking done. 687 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,960 But with that, Sarge, you want to say goodbye to everyone? 688 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,960 Goodbye, everybody. 689 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,960 I love you.