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You should make a montage of me just rocking out to the theme song.

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Hey everybody.

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Welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we have a few

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jokes, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown.

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I'm your host Dave and as always I am joined by Sarge.

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What is going on Sarge?

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What's up?

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What's up?

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I'm observing Memorial Day weekend like a true veteran by mowing my lawn, yelling at

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my kids and drinking beer.

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And I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Thank you for your service.

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If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be able to enjoy getting drunk with you on a Saturday

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this weekend.

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That's right.

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That's right.

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You know, welcome for your freedom.

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The tough part with Sarge single-handedly is the reason why we celebrate this holiday.

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I don't know if you know the backstory, but sorry about gas prices.

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America really thought we had that shit locked down.

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The tough part with Memorial Day is that like, you know, America kind of treats it like it's

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a celebration, right?

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Because it's the beginning of summer and everything.

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Yeah.

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But like as a veteran, nothing like annoys me more than when people like happy Memorial

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Day.

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And I'm like, do you know what the second word you said was?

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Because Memorial is not like a friendly happy term, you know.

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I think it all depends on how you how you memorialize things though.

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Right.

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Right.

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And I'm not saying like you can't have a barbecue and have a good time on Memorial Day weekend.

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True.

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But like, I get really mad when when businesses are like, hey, we're sorry about the hundreds

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of thousands of Americans that died defending America's interests.

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Have 50 percent off this mattress.

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Flip flops are now buy two, get one free.

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Yeah.

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Well, I mean, what is happening right now?

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The widows of war need to sleep as well.

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All right.

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And they need they deserve to sleep comfortably.

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That's true.

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So the widows and widowers of war deserve a 50 percent off mattress.

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That's fair.

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You're right.

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Get a purple mattress.

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Nobody thinks about them.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I feel like no one really does think about them.

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But anyways, I mean, that is true.

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Like that's the hardest part of being a family of a veteran is that like everybody's thanking

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your spouse.

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Meanwhile, you've been shitting bricks for the last year because you're worried you're

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going to get a negative phone call one day, you know.

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You're going to get two dudes showing up at your door with a folded flag or something

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like that.

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It's I can imagine the struggles.

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That sucks.

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It sucks.

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Yeah.

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Well, I'm glad we started out this episode.

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Anyway, on that and that exciting and happy note.

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Well, sorry, I hate to say it, but it's it's not going to get any better from here.

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This episode is kind of a bummer.

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Oh, good.

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I'm glad I set the tone for the episode.

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I mean, it's not it's it's not it's not a fun story.

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Let's just put it that way.

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But I mean, it's it's very interesting to me because we're going to be covering more

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of like a contemporary thing, if that makes sense.

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Do you want to dive right in and explain what I'm talking about?

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All right.

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I'm so ready.

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Like I said, today's topic is kind of a bummer.

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So I'm going to apologize to all the listeners in advance.

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We're going to be diving into some Native American folklore again this week.

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Nice.

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Fuck it.

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I love American Native American folklore.

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I like learning about it.

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So now me too.

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Both Sarge and the audience, you guys are going to have to deal with it as well.

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But I feel as always with, you know, this story that not too many people know about

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what they know about it and those that do, I don't think they know exactly how this specific

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legend and the circumstances surrounding it that surround it and shape it are rooted in

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real problems facing a certain Native American tribe and the youth that live in that community.

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Today we'll be talking about walking Sam.

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Are you familiar with walking, Sam?

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No, no, no.

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No, I thought maybe it might be a character on The Walking Dead, but that's just a guess.

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It's way worse.

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Walking Sam is a dark figure tied to some contemporary folklore of the Pine Ridge Indian

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reservation.

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And before we get started, like I say, with before we cover anything like this, hopefully

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all this information is accurate and truthful.

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And even though the both of us are a couple of morons who like to make a lot of pee-pee

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poo-poo dick jokes, we're going to try and do our best to cover this topic as respectfully

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as possible.

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And if anything is said on this episode that is wrong, feel free to reach out to either

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of us and we'll make a correction on the next episode.

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Hell yeah, hit me up.

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So, so walking Sam, also known as the tall man, is described as an impossibly tall shadow

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figure.

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His arms hang low, almost scraping the ground.

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It's said that just his presence alone is enough to send chills down your spine.

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Some say his eyes are the darkest of pits absorbing-

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Just your description of it-

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What about it?

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Just your description of it creeps me the fuck out.

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I'm sorry to interrupt, but you-

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It gets worse.

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It gets worse, like I said.

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His eyes are the darkest of pits absorbing any light that comes near.

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Some descriptions of Sam include him wearing like a wide brimmed hat, which makes the silhouette

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of him even more terrifying.

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And I don't know about you, but there's something about a shadowy malevolent figure wearing

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a fancy hat that makes it like instantly more creepy.

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Like who, like who are you dressing up for?

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Like what, like what's the occasion?

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Like do you dress up to just fuck with people?

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Do you remember the second Conjuring?

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I never watched, I never watched the second Conjury.

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I only watched the first one.

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I don't like that.

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Fucking, I hate those two.

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They're fucking pieces of shit.

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But no, why?

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Is there a hat man?

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Well, look, I'm not talking about Ed and Lorraine Warren.

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I'm going to pretend that they're not real people because they are morons.

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You're right.

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But that movie has a scary, tall, skinny dude in a top hat and it's fucking creepy.

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That's the only reason to bring it up.

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Cause like, that's immediately what I thought of.

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Any entity that wears a hat or like a suit, like they can just fuck right off.

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Like that along with like the super long arms.

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I'm good.

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Now thank you.

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Regardless of the details, one thing about this legend that is abundantly clear is that

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Walking Sam is a harbinger of death and a symbol of deep despair.

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Now to understand Walking Sam, we need to delve into the history and struggles of the

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Pine Ridge Indian reservation.

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And now this is where some of my information may be a little off.

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This part is very information heavy.

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There's like statistics in ship and like stuff like that involved.

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And I did my best to like fact check all of these.

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So hopefully it's right.

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Also this is where the bumming out begins.

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So I'm sorry in advance.

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Located in Southwestern South Dakota, Pine Ridge is home to the Oglala Lakota Nation.

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This land is rich in cultural heritage and historical significance, but has also seen

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its share of hardships and tragedy.

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The Oglala Lakota people, like many Native American tribes, have faced significant land

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loss and broken treaties.

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One of the most famous moments in their history is the Wounded Knee Massacre of 1890, where

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the U.S. cavalry forces killed over 200 Lakota men, women, and children.

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And this event left a deep scar on the community and one that still is like throbbing with

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pain today.

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Now fast forward to the present.

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And Pine Ridge grapples with severe socioeconomic challenges.

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Unemployment rates hover between 80 and 90 percent.

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Poverty is pretty rampant in this area.

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And the life expectancy is alarmingly low.

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It's 48 years old for men and 52 for women.

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Yeah, it's not ideal.

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Health issues like diabetes.

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Do they?

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That's what I was going to ask.

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Is it because they've got a high infant mortality rate or is it because they've got, you know,

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a lot of health issues?

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What's causing it?

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So it's things like health issues like diabetes, heart disease and substance abuse are just

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a few of the problems this community struggles with, even though it is a dry, quote unquote

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dry reservation.

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Alcoholism, as well as heavy drug use is a problem there.

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And now imagine, Sarge, imagine you're a young person growing up in this environment.

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Not only do you have the weight of historical trauma coupled with the present day hardships.

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All this can be overwhelming.

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So it's really no wonder that Pine Ridge has one of the highest youth suicide rates

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in the country, up to 10 times the national average with more than 100 young people attempting

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suicide in just 2015 alone.

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It's alarming and really sad.

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But it is in this bleak landscape that the legend of Walking Sam has taken root.

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Jesus.

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Now, Walking Sam for the tribe here is more than just a boogeyman.

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He's like a symbol and a manifestation of like the deep, deep despair felt by many that

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live on this reservation.

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Stories about him have been circulating for years and there's more than there are more

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than just ghost stories.

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It's almost like a I don't want to call it a cautionary tale, but it's like almost like

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a way to explain away some of the stuff that makes sense.

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I don't know if that makes sense.

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It's kind of like a representation of like white people in our culture.

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Well, this is actually like so Walking Sam is actually it's more modern than you would

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think.

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Like it hasn't been around for like generations.

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Well, I'm just saying like all of the problems that they're experiencing.

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Oh, it's because of us.

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But I'm saying like all the problems they're experiencing can be traced, traced to our

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ancestors, traced to that terrible moment back in 1621.

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My idiot ancestors.

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Well, not mine.

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I'm well, my people didn't come here till much later.

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But when those idiots showed up on Plymouth and we're like, hey, it's rocky, cold and

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completely inhospitable.

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Let's build a severe town.

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Brutal savages.

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We were the savages.

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Yeah, oh, 100 percent we were like, yeah, that's like I was watching this kind of subject,

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but kind of just to make it a little bit lighter.

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I was watching that show Shogun on Hulu.

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It's based off like a book called Shogun.

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But it's about this, the white guy that goes to Japan.

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It's basically the last samurai, but like more historically accurate, I think.

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But anyway, like the white dude goes there.

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He's okay.

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He just came in.

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Tom Cruise wasn't back there.

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No, no.

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He just keeps calling all the Japanese people savages.

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Yet he's over there just being the most fucking uncouth asshole I've ever and it's like, how

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can you, a guy from England, call these people savages?

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Like you shit in the streets.

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Like go fuck yourself.

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Didn't you come from the culture that gave opium to China and when they didn't want it

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anymore, you started a war over it?

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's, it's wild how we.

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Oh, you mean the guys who just showed up in India full of billions of people were like,

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no, no, this is ours now.

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I love the projection that white people give on everyone.

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All right.

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Now I'm assuming by now you're wondering just how Walking Sam operates.

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Yes.

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According to the tales, he roams the reservation, particularly at night, targeting those who

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are most vulnerable.

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He whispers to them, feeding their feelings of worthlessness and despair.

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Some say he collects the souls of those he convinces to take their own lives, hanging

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them from his unnaturally long arms, like gruesome trophies or like garland on a super

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fucked up Christmas tree.

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Now this image of Sam, Jesus fucking Christ.

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Yeah, it's not ideal.

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It's it's kind of a bummer.

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Goddamn.

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But this, this imagery of Sam, like his dark and slender build, the inhuman length of his

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arms, the top hat, it's, it's purposely chilling and terrifying and it serves to reflect the

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deep mental health crisis facing the community.

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Walking Sam's influence isn't just confined to the shadows.

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There have been real reports of cluster suicides on the reservation.

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These are times when like multiple young people have taken their lives in a quick succession.

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During these periods, the stories about Walking Sam become even more prevalent, prevalent

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as if he's stalking the community, sowing seeds of just like sorrow and helplessness,

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just all around misery.

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Now for those living on Pine Ridge, the fear of Walking Sam is very real.

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Like I said before, he embodies the mental health crisis facing the community.

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He's like the ex, like you said, he's like the externalization of the pain, like the

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despair and the struggle that so many young people face, especially living there.

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Walking Sam's presence is often reported during moments of profound despair.

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People say they see him standing at the edges of gatherings, his tall silhouette impossible

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to miss.

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Like you can't miss a fucking 10 foot tall, long arms, top hat man.

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It's as if he knows exactly where to go to find those who are suffering the most.

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His whispers are said to be persistent and invasive, almost like a catchy song stuck

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in your head.

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But instead of like fun and playful, it's just like a play by play of like the darkest

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fears and insecurities that the victim that he's chosen.

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It's basically like a psychological assault on your mind that just leaves people feeling

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more isolated and hopeless than before.

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And it drives them to do these acts that we've been talking about.

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It's like a malevolent Eastern European basketball player.

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Yeah, pretty much.

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It's not who gets like, like one of the guys we recruit, we put them in a tuxedo and we're

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like, Hey, why don't you go tell terrible nursery rhymes to these poor, unsuspecting

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people?

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Yeah.

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And then it gets stuck in their heads and then they commit suicide.

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This is, I didn't realize how much I didn't realize how much of a fucking scary.

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Yeah.

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But also I super bummer when I was writing this, I was like, this is going to be a bummer.

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But saying it all out loud is like, I'm, this is a bummer.

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I am so sorry, everyone.

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We're going to need a palate cleanser after this.

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Yeah, we'll, uh, I don't know.

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We'll talk about something else, but, uh, communities on Pine Ridge are working to combat

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the despair that feeds walking Sam.

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Local organizations are helping to provide mental health support, educational programs

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and economic opportunities.

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Programs are being made to incorporate traditional Lakota healing practices into these initiatives,

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blending the old ways with the new to kind of promote wellbeing as well as like becoming

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closer to their ancestral roots.

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Uh, talking circles and ceremonies play a vital role in healing.

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It offers a sense of community and connection that's often missing in these communities.

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Cultural revitalization programs help young people reconnect with their heritage, fostering

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a strong sense of identity and pride.

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Career support networks and youth programs are also crucial, providing positive activities

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and mentorship to those who might otherwise feel isolated and alone, which is what most

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people who are young feel when they're going through puberty.

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I mean, I felt isolated and alone, but I was also, I was a fucking weird kid.

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So I don't know, but I can imagine it's a thousand times worse.

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Yeah.

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Despite the immense challenges in my case, I did it to myself.

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Yeah, I exactly, I feel like we did it to ourselves.

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These people just kind of have like, yeah, it's just, yeah.

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Uh, now despite the immense challenges these reservations face, uh, the resilience of the

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Uglala Lakota people is hard to understate.

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Like they, they weathered a lot and I'm sure they can weather through this.

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Now addressing the high suicide rate on Pine Ridge, it's, it's not easy and it requires

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a shit ton more than just talking circles and just providing resources.

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Right.

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Uh, you know, you need, it's about like fostering hope, building community and honoring the

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cultural heritage that has sustained the Lakota people for generations.

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So I guess the takeaway from this story is that yes, Walking Sam would be a fucking sick

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character if he wasn't born out of real world, world misery.

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And he is a fucking nightmare.

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Yeah.

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But he is more than just a shadowy figure lurking in the night.

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He's like, he's pretty much a symbol of like this community's pain, everything they've

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gone through, all the struggles, all the hardships, but also of its strength and resilience.

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I read somewhere that the battle against Walking Sam is a battle for the future of Pine Ridge.

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One that's being fought with courage, tradition, and an unbreakable spirit.

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But there you have it.

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That's the story of Walking Sam.

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A little bit of a shorter episode today because I didn't really leave enough room for jokes

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or conversation.

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Yeah.

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I just thought it was a story that more people should hear.

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And if you want to help, if you want to help the Pine Ridge reservation and the Lakota

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people, you can head to Onespiritlakota.org.

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One Spirit is a nonprofit that's dedicated to improving the quality of life on the reservation

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with food pantries, firewood assistance, as well as a bunch of like youth oriented programs.

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So you can head to their website, learn more about what they got going on and maybe leave

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a donation to help support their cause.

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How you feeling, Sarge?

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You look not great.

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Yeah, I just kind of want to take a nap now.

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Goddamn.

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No, dude, you got yard work to do.

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Because like what you were describing is like, it's like an amazingly terrifying monster,

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right?

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Oh, it's awesome.

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And had somebody just come up with it.

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Yeah.

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Like, he's cooler than Slender Man.

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Oh, he's fucking sick.

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You know what I mean?

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Like Slender Man is just a stupid Internet thing without a face like who gives a shit.

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Yeah.

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This is like far more malevolent to me.

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And I think it carries even more weight.

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It's more scary to me because it's, you know, it's based on a real affliction that is just

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ravaging this poor community that's already been through way too much.

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Yeah.

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I mean, the idea of Walking Sam is a really cool idea, but like, yeah, because it is born

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from such conditions and tragedy and despair.

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Like it.

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I mean, I still think it's cool, like artwork and imagery of it.

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But like the knowing what it's about makes it way worse.

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Yeah.

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It's not like it's not like, hey, let's write a short story about this.

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It's like, hey, we should feel real bad about all the things that our culture has done to

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this other culture that didn't ask for that.

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Yeah.

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I think the other thing that really frustrates me is there's so many people out there that

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they keep talking about.

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You know, I'm not I'm trying to get political, but you know, when you've got people who don't

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have sympathy for these communities, it's like what what is wrong with your soul that

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it is so dead that you can't see how much this community is suffering.

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And that our real historical things that happens like we're the ones that are doing it.

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Yeah.

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They didn't want this.

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They didn't want any of this.

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Exactly.

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And we.

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Yeah, they didn't ask.

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Yeah, they didn't ask for a bunch of pale morons to come and force them to start wearing

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clothes.

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You know what I mean?

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Like wearing our clothes instead of their traditional, you know, cultural garb.

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Like, yeah.

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And also most of the Native American like reservations are I feel like are in like the

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southwest west where like the land isn't fertile.

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You can't you know, like they're not they're not in the best places.

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The infrastructure isn't really there.

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We put them in our culture, put them in places that we didn't want to live.

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But I also think that essentially they're like sovereign nations within the United States

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like we're as a government, we're required to protect and and take care of them.

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But I think the United States kind of has a hands off approach in the sense that like,

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OK, you know, you're this is your your nation.

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You govern it.

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And our laws don't all apply here.

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Yeah.

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But at the same time, I do wonder, you know, are we responsible for for the infrastructure

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in some way or another?

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I feel like we should be.

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Yeah, I feel like we kind of owe that community a little more than what we're giving them

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right now.

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Instead, we're just like, here, have a casino or two.

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Like that's fucked up.

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Like we need to do more for the Native American community.

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And it makes me it makes me want to do more.

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You know, I donate wherever I can whenever I can.

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You know, obviously, I don't have a ton of money.

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I don't know, like two dimes to rub together.

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But whatever I can, I I do want to donate and I make sure my kids understand, too.

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And I think that's probably one of the most important things we can do is just make sure

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the kids in America understand that, you know, there's more than one or two groups that we

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kind of steamrolled in the creation of this country.

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There's a lot of groups and we need to make sure that we support all of them, but especially

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the ones that were here long before we arrived.

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Oh, yeah, for sure.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I've always had growing up in New England, I've always had a

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a fascination and deep respect for Native American communities.

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Yeah.

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But also, you know, I right now where I live, you can literally find you could still find

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arrowheads like just out in the woods behind my house.

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Apparently, there's a there's a woman I met who lives out here.

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She's in the 90s and she said that they used to go out in the woods behind my house and

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just look for arrowheads because you can I guess you can find them dig down a little

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bit.

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You can find them still.

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I've never found an arrowhead.

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I live, you know, living in New England my whole life.

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I know everyone I know, everyone I know is I always found one and I've never once found

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one.

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Yeah, yeah, I've always wanted to.

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I've never found a four leaf clover.

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I've never found a four leaf clover.

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I've never found an arrowhead.

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Yeah, yeah, it's a bummer.

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Much like the story.

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It kills me.

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But yeah, it's all, none of it's good.

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How white of us that we're like, how white of us that we're like, here's this terrible,

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terrible thing, afflicting a community.

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I want to find an arrowhead.

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I know, right?

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It's not good.

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You sons of bitches.

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All right.

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But yeah, if you want to.

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Yeah, I think it's an important topic.

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Yeah.

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And like I said, if you guys want to help help out this tribe or any tribe, I mean,

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really, you can look up where to like help out, donate, donate clothing items, food items,

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work at a food kitchen, anything like that.

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But for this Pine Ridge reservation specifically, you can head to OnespiritLakota.org.

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They do a bunch of really cool shit and they're always helping people out.

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So if you can just, even if you just go read it, share whatever, I mean, even if you can't

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donate, spread the word about it and it definitely helps them out.

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But yeah, so that's that's Walking Sam.

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Sorry for bumming everyone out on this lovely Memorial Day.

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I mean, I guess this this is this is technically what we should be memorial.

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You know, I mean, like bring attention to the shit that we did.

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Yeah.

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I think this is just this is just as important.

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This is absolutely just as important as bringing attention to, you know, soldiers who didn't

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make it home because a lot of Native Americans joined the military.

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Oh, yeah.

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I served in basic training.

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There was a couple of kids who were Native American and and I think it's really important

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to make sure that we we keep that culture alive because of the damage that was done

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to it and trying to bury that culture throughout the history of founding this nation.

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So it's even more important now, I think, because we need to save that culture so that

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people can understand that, you know, America wasn't just, you know, always very severe,

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angry white people.

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So it was actually like different cultures and tribes in different practices.

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Yeah.

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All right, Sarge.

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Well, with that out of the way, do you got anything you want to plug?

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Yeah.

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Last last week's episode of Super Citizens Guide was really good.

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I had a lot of fun listening to the Super Normal.

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Thank you.

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It was good.

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Yeah, I had to be careful when I when I put the tags in on that, because if you put in

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if you put in flat earth, you immediately get deprioritized and like every algorithm.

490
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,040
So I had to be very careful with how I worded it.

491
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:40,120
But, yeah, I just I hate it so much that I needed to do an episode on it.

492
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:44,200
We're going to have a couple of more because there's there's a whole bunch of crazy offshoots

493
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,440
of that belief system.

494
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:53,200
I also want to cover creationism because I think that is hilariously stupid as well.

495
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,520
Not to not to attack anyone who has religious beliefs, but if you believe that the world

496
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:03,600
is only six thousand years old, you are too stupid to live.

497
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,600
I could get by that.

498
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,600
Yeah.

499
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,760
But no, I other than that, just check out Citizens Guide to the Super Normal.

500
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:17,840
I think we're going to take this weekend off in remembrance of Memorial Day.

501
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:23,940
But we will be back with I think I'm going to cover creationism on the next episode.

502
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,760
But if not, don't hold me to it.

503
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,760
Don't be mad.

504
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,040
Please donate to this tribe.

505
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:35,800
And just even if you can't donate, spread awareness of just the terrible shit that Native

506
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:40,600
Americans go through, not only here in the United States, but also in Canada and in the

507
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,800
indigenous tribes all over the world.

508
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,800
Really.

509
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,720
We kind of fucked over a lot of different people.

510
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,720
Yeah.

511
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,360
White people are really not great for anything.

512
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,320
We're like smoking.

513
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,480
Everybody was doing it, but it wasn't OK.

514
00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:00,560
And so, yeah, other than that, please have a safe, peaceful Memorial Day and make sure

515
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:09,080
you try and spare a thought for the folks that sacrificed for our American way of life.

516
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,080
Yeah.

517
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,080
And I'm not going to plug anything.

518
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,960
I'm just going to I'm just going to plug the one spirit, the code or definitely check it

519
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:16,960
out.

520
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,840
And with that, thank you for listening, everyone.

521
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,480
Hopefully I didn't ruin your day.

522
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:34,280
Also, I love you.

