1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:25,160 Hey everybody. 2 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:28,520 Welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we have a few 3 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,920 fights, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 4 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:36,000 I'm your host, Dave, and joined as always my lovely co-host, Sarge the Destroyer. 5 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,800 What's going on, handsome? 6 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,800 What's going on? 7 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:39,800 What's going on? 8 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:40,800 I had an eventful day. 9 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:41,800 Did you? 10 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,960 Someone described it as a main character day. 11 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:44,960 I see. 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:45,960 Well, hold on. 13 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,800 So I feel like when people are, people describe someone else as a main character, that's not 14 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,280 usually a good thing. 15 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,880 No, no, it's not usually a good thing. 16 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:57,600 And I recognized that it could be problematic, but I know based on who it was coming from, 17 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,840 that it was like, oh no, you just, you know, you had a lot going on today. 18 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,560 So it's, it's, it's Star Wars day, as we all know. 19 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,240 And there was a fun run at my child's school. 20 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,240 Now my son, he- 21 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,360 There's no such thing as a fun run. 22 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,360 Running is a nightmare. 23 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,240 No, there's nothing fun about it. 24 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,240 Okay. 25 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,240 I'm glad we're on the same page. 26 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,240 It's an evolutionary thing. 27 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:21,600 I mean, you, you literally only do it to escape from animals, you know, when they were chasing 28 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,600 you. 29 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:27,520 And then we just, we were like, you know what would be fun is to do this, but without lions. 30 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,520 Behind us. 31 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,520 And I hate it, but my son was like, he loves running. 32 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,520 Right. 33 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,800 And he's like, most kids do dad. 34 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:35,800 It's a fun run. 35 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:36,800 You got to run with me. 36 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,160 I'm like, yeah, sure. 37 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,440 But he's like, I'm really fast. 38 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:42,440 Just so you know. 39 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:43,440 Okay. 40 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,440 Oh, okay. 41 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,440 All right, good. 42 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:50,160 So we get about, you know, two seconds into this run and he is sprints, right? 43 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,120 He, you know, jolts forward. 44 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,120 That's not how you do it. 45 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,120 It disappears over the horizon. 46 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,120 Right. 47 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,360 You're going to wear yourself out. 48 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,960 If you just, you got to pace yourself. 49 00:01:58,960 --> 00:01:59,960 Right. 50 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:07,160 And so my 42 year old ass, I'm like lumbering through and there's my son with his hands on 51 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,440 his knees, trying to catch his breath. 52 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,840 We haven't even made it a hundred yards. 53 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,840 And I'm like, what's going on, buddy? 54 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:13,840 Let's go. 55 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:14,840 I thought you were fast. 56 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,320 And so that was awful. 57 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,560 And he just kept stopping the whole time. 58 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,480 And I'm trying, I'm running the whole way through. 59 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:25,520 Cause I, you know, I'm like a, I'm like a, like a freight train. 60 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,800 I've got two speeds go or stop. 61 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,680 And so I knew if I stopped, it was going to take me too long to get going again. 62 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,680 Yeah. 63 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,240 So eventually I forced him to go through. 64 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:40,840 We did like an 11 minute mile, which couldn't possibly be slower for me. 65 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,160 I'm not even fast, but I do more than, you know, an 11 minute mile. 66 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,480 I feel like that's not terrible for a child though. 67 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:53,280 It's not bad, but given how much he hyped himself up, he's like, Oh dad, I'm real fast. 68 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,760 You're going to hold this kid to it. 69 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:55,760 Yeah. 70 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,400 You're full of shit, but we were wearing matching shirts. 71 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,560 We went to the Red Sox, Star Wars game. 72 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,560 Yeah. 73 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,560 They do like Star Wars nights. 74 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:08,000 So we both had matching Red Sox jerseys for Star Wars and we were both wearing Mandalorian 75 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 hats. 76 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 We had it. 77 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,600 We, after we finished, we got medals and that was fun. 78 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,320 And then we went to like a little party that they had at his school. 79 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,880 And so there was tug of war. 80 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:23,520 My son and I played tug of war and I, you know, I went easy on him cause he's a little 81 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,520 guy. 82 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,880 I'm pulling back and then jokingly, I put the rope over my shoulder and started walking 83 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,280 away from him and he's holding on on his end. 84 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:38,680 And then I feel it get, get real difficult and I turn around and there's eight elementary 85 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,800 school age children digging their heels in as hard as they can. 86 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,960 And so I was like, Oh, let's do it. 87 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,120 Let's see how far I can go. 88 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,880 I held my own for quite a while. 89 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,520 I actually started to make a little progress and then this little meaty son of a bitch 90 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,120 jumped on the end. 91 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:59,840 And yeah, he totally stopped my progress and I had to give up cause it was just, it was 92 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,840 too much. 93 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,840 The boy was strong. 94 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:06,120 Well, like I was telling you is that the husky kids are the ones you gotta look out for. 95 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,120 Okay. 96 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,640 Because, like I said, outside of that soft exterior, the, you know, the, as a husky kid, 97 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,200 they goes, you know, everyone's like, Oh, he's so cute. 98 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,200 Punched the cheeks. 99 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,200 All that. 100 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,200 That's rage. 101 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,640 That causes intense rage. 102 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:25,200 And like I said, it's mostly just rage and dense bake goods inside. 103 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:29,920 So like, I believe I said to you, what did I, Oh, uh, uh, husky kids have the density 104 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,640 of a dying son. 105 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,640 They're pretty much, they're pretty much unmovable. 106 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,560 Because they're usually short squat. 107 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,420 Like the center of gravity is there. 108 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:42,960 So if you get a husky kid to be the anchor in a tug of war match, you're done. 109 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,040 It doesn't matter who you are. 110 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,040 You're done. 111 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,040 Absolutely. 112 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:51,440 He looks, he looks like, like he's like, he's overweight, right? 113 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,680 He looks like he's, he's a fat guy. 114 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,440 He's built a little bit like Paul Sorvino. 115 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,440 Okay. 116 00:04:56,440 --> 00:05:04,160 You know, from, so anyway, um, but he is solid. 117 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,160 So rude. 118 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,680 I feel like, but it's good. 119 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,680 I like that. 120 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,680 Yeah. 121 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,680 He is immovable. 122 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,680 Yeah. 123 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:15,840 And I can tell that deep down, if he wanted to, he could destroy most people. 124 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,800 He is just burly, but he looks so unassuming. 125 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,800 He's like quiet. 126 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,520 He's got glasses and braces. 127 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,800 But I swear to God, that boy could punch a hole through a brick wall. 128 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:33,800 Um, anyway, so after, after my son embarrassed me by inviting all of his friends, um, to 129 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:38,000 a tug of war, I feel like, I feel like eight on one, like you're good. 130 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 It's not embarrassed. 131 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,680 Like no, no, no, no, no, I feel like once it gets to nine, but the thing is like all 132 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,920 the dads were kind of like laughing at me. 133 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:50,800 I was just going to say, I feel like even then the dads are like nine kids. 134 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,800 That's a lot. 135 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,800 Yeah. 136 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,360 I'm like, well, I'm like thinking to myself, get in here, you dicks. 137 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,360 Like let's go. 138 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,000 Let's all do this. 139 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,200 You know, we can't show these, we can't let these kids win. 140 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,200 We're going to show them who's boss. 141 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,080 Couldn't make these kids fucking dirt. 142 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,080 Fuck these kids. 143 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,080 Right. 144 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,080 You little bastards. 145 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,280 Anyway, they also sort of raise money for the school. 146 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:12,280 They have a cow and the cow was fenced in this enclosure. 147 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,960 For so long. 148 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:14,960 No, wait, hold on. 149 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:15,960 Hold on. 150 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,600 Hold on. 151 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,760 To raise money for the school, they have this cow. 152 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,440 Yeah. 153 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,520 Is it a golden calf? 154 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:28,920 Is this like a weird fucking like, is this a religious thing or are we like? 155 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,520 This is going to get real country. 156 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:40,840 And when I say real country, I mean, we live within, within 20 miles of like the, some of 157 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,480 the greatest universities in America. 158 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:47,560 You're about to say something that only I would understand and New England listeners 159 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,560 will understand. 160 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,560 Yeah. 161 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,560 Yeah. 162 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,560 No. 163 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,560 Okay. 164 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:56,160 So knowing that we live in a fairly, you know, it's a suburb, but it's still fairly metropolitan 165 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:04,280 area, like from the top of, of the streets of route one, you can see the Boston skyline. 166 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,280 Okay. 167 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:09,600 And so there's, there's this field out behind the school and they've got this like fenced 168 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,600 in area. 169 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:16,280 You know, temporary fencing, of course, in this grids paint spray painted with white 170 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,760 spray paint and they've got the cow. 171 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:25,560 And basically you pick a square and if the cow happens to shit in that square, exactly 172 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,700 where you're going with this, as soon as you said grid, I knew it was going to be a cow 173 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,040 patty situation. 174 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,640 Now like I can understand this. 175 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:38,660 If there's a lot of cows in your, in your neighborhood, there's not a cow within like 176 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:40,560 20 miles of my house. 177 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,440 I don't know where they truck this fat son of a bitch in from, but the cow wasn't having 178 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,440 it. 179 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,440 I'm from New Hampshire. 180 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,280 This makes complete sense to me. 181 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,280 Yeah. 182 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,960 I would expect this in, in New Hampshire. 183 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:57,600 Like they had to import the cow, you know? 184 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:06,760 So anyway, this like a Dumbo drops the Jewish fucking fly it in by black and just drop it 185 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:07,760 out the side. 186 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,080 Yeah, exactly. 187 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:14,640 So the cow is in this very flimsy enclosure and the cow decided I don't want to be here 188 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,640 anymore. 189 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:16,640 That tracks. 190 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,840 So this giant son of a bitch breaks through the pen. 191 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:25,840 I don't know if it jumped over the small fence that was there or like, anyway, it's just 192 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,240 rampaging, but not angry rampage. 193 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,360 Just like, you know, the cow doesn't want to be in there more. 194 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:35,100 So it was just running, but the whole area is full of children. 195 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:38,320 So like this cow is going to body one of these kids, I'm sure of it. 196 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,320 Yeah. 197 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:44,160 And the cow starts running towards me and I'm thinking to myself, I don't want these 198 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,400 kids to get killed. 199 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,640 So let me stop the cow. 200 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,600 And so I get the fuck are you going to do against a cow? 201 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,720 Well, wait. 202 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:56,120 So the cows wearing this like rope thing around its head so you can control it. 203 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:01,080 And so I grab onto it and I'm holding onto it and I'm looking at this animal that is 204 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,840 easily three times my weight. 205 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,840 Do you have a smooch? 206 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:09,240 And I'm looking into its big, you know, sweet brown eyes and I'm like, Hey buddy. 207 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:14,360 But I'm thinking to myself, okay, now I have the cow. 208 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,840 What do I do with it? 209 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:22,160 Well, like I caught it if I'm holding its head, but I'm like, if this cow decides it 210 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,860 wants to continue moving, this isn't a tug of war situation. 211 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:27,040 The cow is going to win. 212 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,520 Yeah, you'll get murdered. 213 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,580 Yeah, definitely. 214 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:34,800 So I'm like trying to calm it down and be nice to it. 215 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:38,560 But I'm like also scared because this thing's fucking huge. 216 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,800 And I see this girl running from the distance in the distance and you know that she's running 217 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:47,700 one because she wants to get the cow away from me and bring it back to its pen. 218 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:52,080 But two, because she definitely fucked up somewhere along the road and wasn't paying 219 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:57,440 attention and that's how this like 600 pound beast managed to outrun her. 220 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,440 Yeah. 221 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,760 And so she comes up and she's like, Oh, don't hold the rope like that. 222 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,840 And I'm like, rope like, what are you talking about? 223 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:07,760 I'm just trying to stop this thing from bodying a six year old. 224 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:13,480 And so I let it go and she takes it, but the fat ass cow steps on my foot and I was like, 225 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,520 okay, all right, I'm done. 226 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,840 I'm out of here. 227 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,320 It hurt like a son of a bitch because it's, you know, their feet are hooves. 228 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,480 So it just jammed its hooves in the top of my foot. 229 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,640 So eventually I just, I gave up. 230 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,200 I feel like where you fucked up is that you didn't, you, you had the cow, you had its 231 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:34,080 head, you were facing it, but you didn't do that thing that you do to golden retrievers 232 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:37,920 where you just put your forehead on his forehead and they just know that you love it. 233 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,680 I feel like that's where you see, that's where you fucked up. 234 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,640 Cause I, I want to give it a smooth. 235 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,600 I want to, you know, Hey girl, well, I was talking real nice to it and I was patting 236 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,600 its face. 237 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,440 I was like, Hey buddy, don't run away. 238 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,640 Cause I don't want to die today. 239 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,640 Well, there you go. 240 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,640 So you called the buddy. 241 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,640 All right. 242 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,640 Yeah. 243 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,840 No, I was being friendly with it, but cows are notoriously known to be female. 244 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,840 Wolves are buddies. 245 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,280 Oh, right, right, right, right. 246 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,840 And uh, we won't stand for that. 247 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,480 You know, I'm actually mildly embarrassed that you say that right now because I remember 248 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:20,400 when I first saw the cow, I thought to myself, what are that's a boy or a girl? 249 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:26,640 This should give you out, this should give the listeners a bit of a clue as to how few 250 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:30,040 farm animals we have on my end in Massachusetts. 251 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,440 Oh, well I'm glad I could clear the air. 252 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,400 That's fucking, I can't believe I thought that. 253 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,400 I'm such a moron. 254 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,440 What if it's a boy or a girl cow? 255 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:41,440 It doesn't have any others. 256 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,680 Oh, it doesn't have any horns either. 257 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:44,680 You fucking moron. 258 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,680 Oh man. 259 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,680 I'm glad you're not there. 260 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,240 I'm glad you, I'm glad that was my day. 261 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,600 I'm glad you didn't stop. 262 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,880 I'm glad you didn't get killed by a cow, but I am glad that you stopped it from murdering 263 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,840 a bunch of children, although you did stop what would have been one of the best viral 264 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,840 moments of your town that you live in. 265 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,880 I should have just filmed it frankly. 266 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,880 If anyone recorded it. 267 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,920 Yeah, exactly. 268 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,040 My day wasn't as exciting. 269 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,880 I may have gotten a little bit drunk before we started recording this episode and now 270 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,880 that's okay. 271 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:14,880 I'll just catch up. 272 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,360 Now I'm drinking this fucking bantha brew. 273 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,360 Oh yeah. 274 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,240 So I was speaking to Star Wars day, everyone. 275 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,600 We're already 12 minutes into this episode. 276 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,560 We haven't even come close to what we're going to be talking about today. 277 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,320 Sorry, I had to tell somebody about the rampaging cow. 278 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,000 No, that's fine. 279 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Real quick though. 280 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:35,080 I did go to Nishamnee Creek Brewery up in Bristol County, Croydon to be exact, and they 281 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:40,240 are doing their May the Fourth Brew With You celebration today. 282 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:47,040 And I picked up some of their Bantha fodder, spring Bach German style lager, 7% alcohol. 283 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,000 I've already had three of these babies. 284 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,960 I'm ready to go. 285 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:52,960 You're ready to go. 286 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,920 I'm excited. 287 00:12:54,920 --> 00:13:00,360 So real quick before we actually before we start the episode, I might rearrange the segments 288 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,000 of this episode. 289 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,320 And this might be before your cow story. 290 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,320 But we got it. 291 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,320 We got Sarge, pay attention to me. 292 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,320 Look at me. 293 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,320 I'm paying attention. 294 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,320 Look at me. 295 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,320 I'm ready. 296 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,320 All right. 297 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,320 We got a really friendly. 298 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,680 We got a really nice message on TikTok the other day. 299 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,640 It was DM and from a listener. 300 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:24,680 And I don't normally get a lot of like DMs from people talking about like, hey, like 301 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,520 shows, you know, whatever. 302 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,520 But this actually really touched me. 303 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,520 And I did. 304 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:32,440 I'm not going to say I got emotional, but like I've done the show for a year. 305 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,200 We're only like 50 episodes in. 306 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:38,520 And so for like to get feedback at all, it's fucking phenomenal. 307 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,480 But to get a direct message, you know. 308 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,860 So this is a segment I'm going to start calling wholesome content. 309 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:46,160 And I made a soundbite for it. 310 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,560 Are you ready for this? 311 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,560 I'm ready. 312 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,560 All right. 313 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:54,840 So, OK, that was aggressive. 314 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:59,160 So we got a message from a listener and I'm going to read it just because I think everyone 315 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,160 should hear it. 316 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,840 It says, hey, I just wanted to reach out and say I was super excited to have found your 317 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,320 podcast and I really enjoy listening. 318 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,080 I'm listening all week and I swear it's the perfect blend of laughter and learning. 319 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:15,520 It's just effortlessly from it's just effortless for me to stay engaged and eager to keep listening. 320 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,440 Also bonus points for being a metalhead. 321 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,400 Hope you have a great rest of your week and I can't wait to hear more. 322 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,400 Come on, man. 323 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,080 I love that. 324 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,080 Come on. 325 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,840 That that makes all the work worth it. 326 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,840 I mean, all the work you do. 327 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,840 I do nothing. 328 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,840 I just sit here and talk to you. 329 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:35,480 But yeah, I mean, the research I because like the thing is, man, you do put a lot of energy 330 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,960 in, you put a lot of work in this. 331 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,480 There's a lot of research that goes into the show. 332 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:44,680 And you know that that that makes it so worth it to know that somebody out there appreciates 333 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,680 it. 334 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,680 I always go. 335 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,680 Yeah. 336 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,760 I mean, that's just frigging great, man. 337 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,760 So, yeah. 338 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:54,280 So I guess going forward, if let's do this. 339 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,280 All right. 340 00:14:55,280 --> 00:15:00,320 So if anytime anyone ever leaves a review on Apple or something like that or that's 341 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:05,360 a DM, if you want to be part of the wholesome content segment, let me know and I'll I'll 342 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,520 do it on the show. 343 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:14,360 Also real quick before we get into the actual episode starting this week, if you sign up 344 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,440 for our Patreon, it's five dollars a month. 345 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:21,880 You will get unedited video episodes of the show. 346 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,960 Whoo. 347 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:26,560 Because the shows that we record tend to be at least an hour. 348 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:31,120 The actual episode that comes out is 40 to 30 minutes because we go off on things. 349 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,120 Yeah. 350 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,120 So, yeah. 351 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:37,440 So I'll make sure to keep my shirt on so you don't see my giant pepperoni nipples. 352 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:43,840 So starting starting this week, if you sign up for the Patreon, you will get unedited 353 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:49,240 video episodes starting with last week's episode and this week's episode. 354 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,560 So you get two for one this week if you sign up. 355 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,560 It's only five dollars a month. 356 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,840 Not that, you know, like is whatever. 357 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,200 OK, Sarge, let's do it. 358 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,200 We're 15 minutes in. 359 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,200 This is already going to be a nightmare. 360 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,520 We're so far off of. 361 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,520 That's OK. 362 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,280 That's OK. 363 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,280 I'm so excited. 364 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,280 I'm so ready. 365 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,280 All right. 366 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,280 My nipples are hard. 367 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,280 Let's go. 368 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:15,200 Sarge, I'm going to can I set the scene for you? 369 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200 Please do. 370 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,200 All right. 371 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,200 On a rural property. 372 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:24,440 That's how drunk I am on a on a rural property in the Manitash Ridge, nine miles north of 373 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:32,240 Ellensburg, Washington, a man made a discovery so big that for the past 30 years, 30 years 374 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:37,840 has gripped the paranormal and conspiracy community with fascination and intrigue. 375 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,680 And this mystery has got everything. 376 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:47,000 It's got Black Hawk helicopters, clandestine government agents, a dead dog. 377 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,200 I'm so in. 378 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,200 And this all started. 379 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,440 I hope the dog died of natural causes, otherwise going to be very mad at you. 380 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:59,200 I don't know how it died, but all of this started on February 21st, 1997, when that 381 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:07,080 man, the owner of this property, called into Coast to Coast A.M. to tell Art Bell. 382 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:11,360 I love Art Bell. 383 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:15,880 He called Coast to Coast A.M. to tell Art Bell about his hole. 384 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,520 This man's name is Mel Waters. 385 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:25,800 And today we are going to be covering the mystery that is Mel's hole. 386 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,800 Are you familiar with Mel's hole? 387 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:37,520 We're so mature. 388 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,520 Let's be mature for a second. 389 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,800 Are you familiar with Mel's hole? 390 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,920 I have not been inside Mel's hole. 391 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:49,160 I texted you saying I was going to regret this episode because it's going to be so mature. 392 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,720 Did I not say that to you? 393 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,720 You did say it. 394 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,360 And frankly, you didn't disappoint. 395 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,080 I'm so excited about this. 396 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,080 Tell me more about Mel's hole. 397 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,080 I want to know everything. 398 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,800 Does it require? 399 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,800 Is there an echo? 400 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,800 Surprisingly no. 401 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,800 And we will go over that. 402 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,000 No echo in Mel's hole. 403 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,080 So all right, let's all just take a breath. 404 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:18,180 So the story of Mel's holes is a rather unbelievable one. 405 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:22,800 The only source of information about the hole and the surrounding mystery. 406 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:35,680 The only source of information is some unverified writings on the on the wall of a public restroom. 407 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,600 The only source of information about the hole and the surrounding mystery are from Mel and 408 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,080 his numerous calls to Art Bell over the past few years. 409 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:49,600 And while Coast to Coast AM is somewhat iffy source, it's kind of like, it's like all we 410 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,320 got as far as this goes. 411 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:56,600 So without any further delay, Sarge, are you ready? 412 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,600 It's not my fault. 413 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,040 You're talking to me about Mel's hole. 414 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,240 I just wanted to listen. 415 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,240 So any further? 416 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,240 No more about the hole. 417 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,320 How deep is it? 418 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,320 Are you ready? 419 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,640 Are you ready to dive into Mel's hole? 420 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,640 Yes. 421 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,640 Yes. 422 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,640 I am so ready. 423 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,440 Mel, I want to be inside your hole, buddy. 424 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:17,920 So according to Mel, located somewhere on his property, there's a big hole in the ground, 425 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,920 obviously. 426 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:23,320 It's roughly nine feet in diameter with a retaining wall made of stone that goes down 427 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,720 roughly 15 feet. 428 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,560 And then after that, it's just like pure unadulterated darkness. 429 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:33,800 Now, Mel and the owners of the property before him just assumed that it was like an old well 430 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,920 of sorts. 431 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,920 And both the previous owners, as well as his neighbors and Mel, used the hole as like a 432 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,040 trash pit. 433 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:48,880 They would throw like old tires, old refrigerators, like just like washing machines. 434 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:54,080 And just any sort of like big debris or household trash, it just went straight into the pit. 435 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,040 Yeah, I mean, why the fuck not? 436 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,040 Exactly. 437 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:01,920 But after a few years of this, Mel started thinking like, hey, man, we've been like all 438 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:06,660 of us have been tossing things into this hole for like a good while now. 439 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,240 Why isn't this thing filling up? 440 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,480 And I feel bad for Mel. 441 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:14,720 He's desperately trying to fill his hole and just nothing seems to be touching it. 442 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,000 But he also thought like, why couldn't you hear anything ever hit the bottom? 443 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:31,680 Like you said, you couldn't even hear an echo if you were to shout directly into Mel's hole. 444 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:39,080 So Mel, being a curious guy, decided he was going to get to the literal bottom of this 445 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,080 hole. 446 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:45,320 Being the avid fisherman that he was, he grabbed a few large spools of fishing line and he 447 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:50,320 grabbed a one pound weight and just went to where he just tied it around, tossed it, tossed 448 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:56,320 in the line and let it unspool the full five thousand feet that the spool had on it into 449 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,320 the hole. 450 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,320 But it never reached the bottom. 451 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:02,760 So he thought, well, maybe there's like water at the bottom. 452 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,240 So he pulled the line back up. 453 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,600 He attached a roll of lifesavers to the line and cast it down again. 454 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,440 I don't know if he just had them on his person or if he went to the store by it either way. 455 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:16,480 His thinking was that if there was water, they would come back up dissolved or at least 456 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,800 like at the very least, like wet. 457 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,960 Oh, I'm going to be honest with you. 458 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:27,480 When you first said he was going to throw lifesavers in there, I was like, is he six? 459 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,800 But they dropping him in there to see if they get wet. 460 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,720 Like, OK, that that's actually a really good point. 461 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,720 I didn't. 462 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,200 I that's pretty that's redneck ingenuity. 463 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,200 Right there. 464 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,320 You know what I mean? 465 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,120 Like he wanted to know if it was wet down there. 466 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,800 And the best way to do that is, you know, throw something in there. 467 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:46,800 It's OK. 468 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,800 Yeah. 469 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,880 All right, Mel, I feel like you underestimated your whole buddy. 470 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,880 Could it help? 471 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,880 Could it? 472 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,680 You know, the the the weight would have come up wet, but that you whatever. 473 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,320 But it's fine. 474 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,080 But when he reeled the lifesavers back up, they were bone dry. 475 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,240 So he attached another roll of five thousand foot fishing line onto the other five hundred 476 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,600 foot fishing line to see if he could reach the bottom again. 477 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:13,680 No about he does again and again until he ran out of spools of fishing line. 478 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:19,760 And by this time, the length of the line was 80,000 feet. 479 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:26,960 To put that into context, that is 15 miles into the ground with no bottom in sight. 480 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,960 Right. 481 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:28,960 Fucked up. 482 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:29,960 But that's insane. 483 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,960 Right. 484 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,200 You got a deep ass hole, bro. 485 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,200 That's what I'm saying. 486 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:41,640 But besides the whole seeming bottomless, there were other things off about this pit. 487 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:46,160 Like if Mel brought his radio out to the hole, like just to listen to music while he was 488 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:51,320 experimenting with this hole, the wording, a little shoddy, smooth operator. 489 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,320 Yeah. 490 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,120 I should have worded this episode a lot better. 491 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:57,920 I mean, typically when I'm messing around with a strange hole, I try to, you know, set 492 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:58,920 the mood right. 493 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,040 The signal would cut out and he would start getting broadcasts from somewhere else. 494 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:07,920 One example he gave was that one day his radio started picking up what he called old timey 495 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,920 music. 496 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,400 So he decided to change the station to the baseball game. 497 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:16,840 All seemed normal at first until he learns that the baseball game was being played in 498 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,320 1967, which is 30 years earlier. 499 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,600 Now is that weird? 500 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,600 Yes. 501 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,640 Could have been a rebroadcast of an old game. 502 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,640 Sure. 503 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,000 But who listens to 30 year old baseball games? 504 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,160 You know what I mean? 505 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,560 Mel's dogs were also afraid to go near it. 506 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,800 And if you tried to get them closer, they would just straight up like dig their heels 507 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,400 into the ground and refuse to move. 508 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,400 And it wasn't just. 509 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,400 Yeah. 510 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,760 I mean, well, I mean, it's a good rule of thumb. 511 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:47,440 You genuinely don't want to involve, involve pets in your hole. 512 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,720 It's illegal. 513 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,720 Okay. 514 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:54,880 It does. 515 00:23:54,880 --> 00:24:00,080 But it wasn't just his dogs, his neighbors' dogs, as well as wildlife in general, just 516 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,800 did not fuck with this hole. 517 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,440 There was no insects around it. 518 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,440 Fuck me. 519 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,440 All right. 520 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:14,320 Birds flew around it and nature in general just avoided it at all costs. 521 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,440 That a bird never flew out of his hole is what you're saying. 522 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,440 It wouldn't even go near it. 523 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,920 It would fly around it. 524 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:25,280 But weirdly enough, plants grew very well around the hole. 525 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,280 Then when Mel was going around asking the neighbors if they noticed anything weird about 526 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:35,320 the hole, one of them told him one of the most redneck things that I have ever heard 527 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,960 in my entire life. 528 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,020 The neighbor told him that not long ago his dog had passed away. 529 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:47,140 So he did what any good pet owner would do and lovingly and respectfully fucking yeeted 530 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:50,200 that dead dog straight down the hole. 531 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,360 Just fucking call me. 532 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:56,200 Let it go. 533 00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:01,320 So after just hooking his best friend into a bottomless pit like he's Gerard Butler in 534 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:08,080 the fucking 300, he saw his dog running through a little wooded area near the property line 535 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,140 and he knew it was his dog because it was wearing the same collar. 536 00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:17,400 He tried calling out, but the dog didn't respond and acted like it didn't even know who he 537 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,400 was. 538 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,160 Well, of course the dog didn't respond. 539 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,560 You just threw it in a hole. 540 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,880 That was exactly what I wrote down. 541 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:29,120 And I was like, yeah, dude, you just fucking chucked it down a well. 542 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:33,120 I mean, my dog loves the shit out of me, but I'm pretty sure if I kicked her into a giant 543 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,760 gaping hole in the ground, she's not going to be my best friend anymore. 544 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,760 Right. 545 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,160 Like even dogs have standards. 546 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,160 Sorry, I love you. 547 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,400 Love you to death. 548 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:47,640 But if you were to eat me into a bottomless pit and somehow inter-dimensionally came back 549 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,440 through and like was in the woods, right. 550 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,800 I'd be like, I'm going to get away. 551 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,280 I'm not going to come over to you. 552 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,280 Fuck you, dude. 553 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280 But I'll say it was dead. 554 00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,000 So I don't know anyways, but anyways, honestly, like I would come up if you had done that 555 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 to me, right. 556 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,320 If you thrown me into a hole and I popped through like an interdimensional portal and 557 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,880 came out somewhere else, I'd be like, dude, you got to try this. 558 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,200 I mean, that would be, let's go check it out. 559 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,120 But also you were dead and now you're alive. 560 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,880 So I feel like the dog should be grateful. 561 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,640 He just, you did him a favor, right? 562 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,640 Exactly. 563 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:22,800 And also the disrespect. 564 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,720 But anyways, after more fishing line, more stories from neighbors about weird things 565 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,960 surrounding the hole and now interdimensional dogs popping up left and right, it was becoming 566 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:35,600 a little too much for Mel and he decided it was time to reach out for some advice. 567 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:40,720 And he did that by being a call in guest on coast to coast AM with Art Bell. 568 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:46,800 Now as soon as there's no other place you can go to get reasonable hot takes on things 569 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,360 than to go to Art Bell on coast to coast AM. 570 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,840 Art Bell's a fucking legend. 571 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,040 I will never speak ill of Art Bell. 572 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,040 RIP. 573 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,040 Who was the guy before him? 574 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,160 You know, it was Art Bell and then it was George Norrie. 575 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,160 Oh, that's right. 576 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,440 George Norrie was the guy after Art Bell. 577 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,440 Yeah. 578 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,440 I love both of them. 579 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,480 George Norrie's fucking, Art Bell's. 580 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:10,760 If you want someone to believe you immediately on no matter how crazy what you're about to 581 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,160 say is that's George Norrie. 582 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,560 Coast to coast AM is a place to go. 583 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,360 George Norrie always believes everyone. 584 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,360 Art Bell. 585 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:20,000 I think he played into it because he was a showman and he's really good at what he did. 586 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,200 And he because like we'll get into it later on. 587 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,200 Trust me. 588 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,200 Yeah. 589 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,920 But as soon as Art Bell's audience heard the story, like at least the story up to now, 590 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,400 it instantly became like a hot topic. 591 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,280 And at first, like this was a good thing. 592 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,400 People were giving Mel good advice on what to do to like, like to determine like the 593 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:43,600 depth of the hole, like using lasers or sonar to try and measure the depth, things like 594 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,600 that. 595 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,200 And then the downside coast to coast. 596 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,760 I don't know if people know this, but coast to coast is listened to by like millions of 597 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,160 people worldwide. 598 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,160 Yeah. 599 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:58,200 And thanks to context clues given by Mel on his appearance on the show, that means that 600 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:08,240 like millions of people now have like a pretty good general idea of where of where Mel's hole 601 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:15,360 and his property were located and not just fans of Art Bell's program, but the government 602 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,360 as well. 603 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:20,520 See, so Mel's first appearance on Coast to Coast wasn't very long. 604 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,520 It was like an hour. 605 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,840 You want to keep the government out of your hole for the most part. 606 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:32,560 It was that that rings truer now than it did in 1997. 607 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,280 Mel's first appearance on Coast to Coast wasn't very long. 608 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,040 It's like an hour or so. 609 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:41,440 And in the first call, he disclosed that he wasn't on the property at the time that he 610 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,880 was giving the interview, but he was actually in the nearby city of Ellensburg for a couple 611 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,740 days and he did the interview from there. 612 00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:52,600 But when it was time for Mel to return home, he headed up to the access road that led to 613 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,640 his property and it found that it was blocked off by the military. 614 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:02,480 And he'd also noticed that evidence of some heavy machinery that had been brought through 615 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:07,920 it, I'm assuming like tracks, like caterpillar tracks, like up to the thing. 616 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,840 So Mel was he asked like, what's going on? 617 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:15,920 It was told that there had been a plane crash on this property and he couldn't go home even 618 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,120 though there had been like no reports of a downed plane. 619 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,560 And as far as Mel could tell, there was no there was any evidence of anything like a 620 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,560 red light. 621 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,560 There was no smoke. 622 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,440 There was no fire like you couldn't see anything. 623 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,440 Do we know? 624 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,440 Do we know? 625 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,440 Serious question. 626 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,720 Do we know how big how big Mel's property was? 627 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:38,800 Yes, but is this like acres and acres of property or it's like a ranch. 628 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,040 OK, kind of deal. 629 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:46,200 Now Mel was told that he wouldn't be able to return home until the crash was cleaned 630 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,920 up and fully investigated like an investigation had been done. 631 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,600 And well, Mel, he didn't like that answer so much. 632 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:59,160 So he demanded to speak to someone in charge as I feel like we wanted to talk to the manager. 633 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,160 I get it. 634 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,760 I feel like this is the one time we're being a Karen might actually pay off. 635 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,760 I mean, it's his property. 636 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,760 Exactly. 637 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:11,080 I'd be fucking furious if the government was like, no, no, no, you can't go in your own 638 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,080 yard. 639 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,080 I'd be like, go fuck yourself. 640 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,080 I own this property. 641 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,080 You can't just. 642 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,080 Yeah. 643 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,080 My home is there. 644 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,080 My food is going to go bad. 645 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,080 You're going to you're going to replace my milk. 646 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,080 Milk is expensive. 647 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,080 Yeah. 648 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,080 Like, what the fuck? 649 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,080 That's messed up. 650 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,080 Uh huh. 651 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:29,960 So he demanded to speak to someone in charge and he was soon met by a man in plain civilian 652 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:37,680 clothes and was told that he could not access the land and that as of now, the land technically 653 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,240 wasn't his anymore. 654 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:46,240 And he told Mel that if he didn't leave right away, they might just happen upon a drug lab 655 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,360 or a weapon stash, something somewhere on Mel's property. 656 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:56,880 Mel said, fuck that and threatened to go to the press about all of this, to which the 657 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,040 man was like, fucking dude, go ahead. 658 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,240 No one's going to believe you. 659 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,240 But see, that's where for it. 660 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,240 That's where he was wrong. 661 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:10,240 OK, Mel did go to the press and there were people that did believe him. 662 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:17,920 And that newslet again was Coast to Coast. 663 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:24,960 So just you want to find you want to find people who completely believe that you've 664 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,860 got a very unique hole. 665 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:33,640 There's a couple of places you can go besides only fans and Coast to Coast AM is the way 666 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,640 to go. 667 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,640 Yeah. 668 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:42,480 Now, just a few days after this encounter with this deep state operative, deep state 669 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,480 operative, sorry. 670 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,320 That's OK. 671 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,640 Art Bell actually called up Mel for an update. 672 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:57,200 Sarge, it's with this second call that we will pick back up for part two and dive deeper 673 00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:02,240 into Mel's hole hole. 674 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,080 I'm going to suit up and I'm going in. 675 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,400 I had to do it. 676 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,400 Holy shit. 677 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,400 I didn't even realize it. 678 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,000 I was so wrapped up in the story that it's three. 679 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,560 We've been recording for like 40 minutes. 680 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,560 Yeah. 681 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,560 Yeah. 682 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,520 Well, it says 32 minutes, but that's fine. 683 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,960 Oh, no, we've been doing it. 684 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,560 Oh, ready. 685 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,560 Yeah. 686 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:31,920 So no, that's a good place to leave off because this is going to go for a bit and I want more 687 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,960 of Mel's hole. 688 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:40,280 But this story goes on so fucking long that it is like the I want to gaze into Mel's hole. 689 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,960 It's not even like you're a big fan of like the paranormal. 690 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:49,200 And you told me that you've done episodes of your podcast and like QAnon conspiracies 691 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,200 and all this stuff. 692 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:57,120 And I feel like this like this story fits into all of that because it is it is in 97. 693 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,380 There wasn't you couldn't do online conspiracy. 694 00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:02,680 You couldn't do a QAnon style conspiracy in 1997. 695 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,680 You could. 696 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,560 But it was like, oh, yeah, no, you had to go to like you had to go to like gun shows 697 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,080 and there's some shady dude handing out pamphlets. 698 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,080 Yeah. 699 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,880 Who's wearing like Vietnam era camouflage and coast to coast was really good. 700 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,560 And I think that's the thing about like at least with Art Bell, not with George Norrie, 701 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:23,000 George Norrie literally believes everything that is ever said to him. 702 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:30,760 Art Bell was very much a skeptic, but he didn't turn away people's stories. 703 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,520 He he's like he's like me. 704 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,320 We're like, if he doesn't believe the story, he's not going to straight out tell you. 705 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,720 But he does believe that you believe something has happened. 706 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,720 You know what I mean? 707 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,720 Exactly. 708 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,720 He was Art Bell was a showman. 709 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,720 George Norrie is a fucking shill. 710 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,720 Yeah. 711 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,720 I hate to say it, but I agree with you. 712 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:52,600 The thing is, I'm I'm a huge skeptic, but at the same time, you have to recognize that 713 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,880 there are going to be things I think would be incredibly arrogant to be the kind of person 714 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,120 who like just believes you know everything. 715 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:03,400 And I always find myself like somebody will say something kind of crazy. 716 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,120 And I'm like, wow, you're out of your mind. 717 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,120 And then in my head, I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute. 718 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:14,160 Just because it sounds a little crazy doesn't make it completely untrue. 719 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,000 Maybe I just don't understand it yet. 720 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,160 Maybe I need to learn a little bit more. 721 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:23,040 And there have been so many times where I have heard something crazy and then looked 722 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,040 into it a little bit and been like, you know what? 723 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:29,360 You know, it's not real, but there's some real elements to it. 724 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,360 Yeah. 725 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,760 I'm the same way with conspiracy theories. 726 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,200 Like I I don't believe conspiracy theories. 727 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,200 Do I? 728 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,200 Yeah, me neither. 729 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,200 Do I entertain them? 730 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,680 I do in a sense that I don't entertain that they're real. 731 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,040 I do in the sense that they're entertaining to me. 732 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,040 Yes. 733 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,040 And I do. 734 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,360 And I do understand that people will believe them. 735 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,480 And I actually have been trying to reach out to people because May. 736 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,960 Wait, where are you? 737 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,960 This is May, right? 738 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:53,960 Are we in May? 739 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:54,960 Yeah. 740 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,960 May? 741 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,960 Still. 742 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:57,960 May has just started. 743 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,960 May is Mental Health Awareness Month. 744 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,760 And I do want to try and get someone who is more of an expert than us on I want to have 745 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:07,560 a good discussion on conspiracy thought and why people get into conspiracy thought. 746 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,560 Yes. 747 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,440 And I'm working on that now. 748 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,940 So hopefully by the end of the month, we'll have like a good mental health awareness style 749 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,320 episode on that. 750 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,240 That's I'm in. 751 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:26,160 But I feel like this like coast to coast AM is a good. 752 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:31,520 Coast to coast AM is a good breaking point from where you go from like the coast to coast 753 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,680 is where you go when you're like intrigued by aliens and conspiracy thoughts. 754 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:41,840 But it's a weird gateway drug because I listened to coast to coast AM because it was entertaining 755 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,880 and it was funny. 756 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:48,720 Coast to coast other listeners, they'll listen to coast to coast and then they'll branch 757 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,040 off and they'll take it seriously and they'll go to. 758 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,640 And then Alex Jones becomes something that doesn't sound as crazy. 759 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,640 They'll go to Alex Jones or even later on. 760 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:06,160 Like nowadays, it's like Steven Crowder or like who's that dude that was with Kanye fucking 761 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:12,960 Fuentes, Nick Fuentes, that kind of stuff like coast to coast AM has that weird thing. 762 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:21,320 But Mel's hole was one of those things where like God damn episode two, we got to tighten 763 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,320 it up. 764 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,320 We got to tighten it up. 765 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,880 You got to tighten that hole up. 766 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:25,880 You got to tighten that hole up. 767 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,440 Yeah, but it's too loose. 768 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,760 The hole is too loose. 769 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:33,440 But Mel's hole, like it's one of those things that like it didn't matter if it was like 770 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:39,680 a are like people truly like were like kind of concerned for this man. 771 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,120 Like it was like a weird thing. 772 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,200 Like they people rallied around him. 773 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,200 You know what I mean? 774 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,080 Like I'm going to say this and it's going to sound funny. 775 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,760 I don't mean it to be funny. 776 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,680 People wanted to get to the bottom of Mel's hole. 777 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,400 Yeah, no, they did. 778 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,400 They did. 779 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,400 Yeah. 780 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,400 And I'm not saying that to be a smart ass. 781 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,400 It's going to sound funny. 782 00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:00,720 The truth is, I want to know what the fucking deal with the with Mel's hole is like, I want 783 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,720 to know what's going on in there. 784 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:03,720 Well, God damn it. 785 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:07,280 I can't you can't help it, but sound ridiculous when you say Mel's hole. 786 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,680 So you know, it's fucked up is that it's not fucked up. 787 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,680 It's cool. 788 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:16,240 But Mel's hole actually inspired a TV show starring Josh Brolin. 789 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,240 And it's on Amazon. 790 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,240 Season. 791 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,840 What's it called? 792 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,840 Season two comes out this week. 793 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,980 It's called Outer Range. 794 00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:23,980 It's really good. 795 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:24,980 OK. 796 00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:26,200 It's literally Mel's hole. 797 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:31,920 Like it's like it's you can't watch the watch season one. 798 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,000 Now knowing the story. 799 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000 That's what I'll check it out. 800 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,760 It's good. 801 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,940 But spoiler alert for episode two. 802 00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:44,320 There might be more than one of Mel's holes. 803 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,080 Mel's Mel's got more than one hole. 804 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,960 He said double penetration situation. 805 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,400 Mel may have more than one hole. 806 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,960 He's just getting filled out like an application, isn't he? 807 00:37:54,960 --> 00:38:00,280 I think that's a good deal. 808 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,720 I want to put I want to put my finger Mel's hole. 809 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:10,760 Well, I can't give you any spoilers, so we're just going to move on. 810 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,760 All right. 811 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,400 Thank you so much for listening, everyone. 812 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:19,160 Sorry for how immature this episode. 813 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,400 I'm a big child, guys, and I apologize for my behavior. 814 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:28,120 I am being serious when I say I genuinely do want to know how where this story goes, 815 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,880 because I'm actually very fascinated now. 816 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,240 I've never heard of this before. 817 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,520 This might be a three partner. 818 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,520 There's a lot to this. 819 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,520 I'm OK with that. 820 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,520 I'm along for the ride. 821 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:41,480 I now have learned that I got to choose my words carefully. 822 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:48,200 There's a lot going on in all things. 823 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,200 So it might be a three party. 824 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:54,560 Anyways, if you want to follow us on Instagram, follow us at Crypto Cocktail, 825 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,960 Tick Tock Crypto Cocktail Party. 826 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,720 If you want to follow Sarge on all of his social medias, you can do that by following 827 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,560 the link tree in the Crypto Cocktail Instagram. 828 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:09,480 Sarge, you got anything you want to plug? 829 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,960 Yes. 830 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,960 Citizens Guide to the Supernormal, my podcast. 831 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,880 We went on hiatus for a long time. 832 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,600 We are coming out with a new episode. 833 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,720 I don't know exactly when it's going to drop. 834 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:26,680 It'll probably drop before. 835 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,000 Our next episode drops, but that's OK. 836 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,800 I'm going to let you know about it when we record next week. 837 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,080 I will let you know when Citizens Guide to the Supernormal is coming out. 838 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,080 Hell yeah. 839 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,080 We are. 840 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:43,560 Our first episode is actually going to be about execution methods because we like to 841 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,920 cover weird shit. 842 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:53,800 So it's Citizens Guide to the Supernormal and we are on all podcast platforms as well. 843 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,000 So yeah, I'll keep you guys posted. 844 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000 But that's coming up. 845 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,640 I'm working with Maynard, who is actually my next door neighbor, and his lovely wife, 846 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,640 Laura. 847 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:09,760 And we are not as well researched as this podcast, but we do like to make immature jokes. 848 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:14,520 So Mel's Hole is certainly going to be something that we are all going to listen to and laugh 849 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,520 about. 850 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,520 Yeah. 851 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,520 But yeah, thank you. 852 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:22,160 Find us on Instagram and all the other socials and Citizens Guide to the Supernormal should 853 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,200 be coming out soon. 854 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,200 Awesome. 855 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:31,760 And if you want to support us on Patreon, me and Sarge, and by that I mean me. 856 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,760 Just kidding. 857 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,240 Yeah, just him really, because he's got to pay for the show. 858 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:38,320 I just I just show up. 859 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,320 He does all the work. 860 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,320 It's a yeah. 861 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,320 I'm emotional support. 862 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,320 I'm an emotional support, Sarge. 863 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,320 Patreon.com. 864 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:47,880 Go to the cocktail party and it's five dollars a month. 865 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:55,240 You'll get unedited full video of the show. 866 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:58,640 And I think that's you know, we'll and then we'll come up with some other stuff, maybe 867 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,680 some stickers, but it doesn't matter. 868 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,400 Either way, it's five dollars a month. 869 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,400 I'm happy. 870 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:08,400 I'm happy to like, I don't know, have a weird reaction to a statement for you on video. 871 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,880 You want me to wish somebody a happy birthday that I don't know? 872 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,480 Yeah, I'll do whatever. 873 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,120 Yeah, he'll literally do whatever for five dollars. 874 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,800 It doesn't matter what it is. 875 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,720 Yeah, I've got I'll show you my nipples. 876 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,720 We'll do that. 877 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,720 All right, sorry. 878 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:24,720 Do you want to say goodbye to everyone? 879 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:49,720 I love you.