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Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we

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have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown, I'm your host Dave,

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and today I'm joined by good friend, Bigfoot himself, Jamie Hurley.

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What's going on man?

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Howdy y'all.

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You know, just still being Bigfoot up here in New Hampshire, I wandered out into the

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wild last night to a good old Grindcore show, it was fun.

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Yeah, I'm glad that Ben's been doing a lot of stuff with flight, that makes me really

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happy.

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If you're in the New Hampshire, seacoast area, definitely go check out Flight Coffee in Dover.

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Ben's amazing, the shows there are amazing, I don't drink coffee really, but I'm assuming

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the coffee's amazing, I've seen pictures on Instagram.

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I don't either, yeah.

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They don't use any of that fake pump syrup crap and stuff, like all the stuff they make,

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because I don't know anything about it because I don't drink it either, but it is lines out

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the door.

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Yeah.

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They're doing well, they know what they're doing.

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I'm proud of that boy, I'm proud of him.

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Yeah.

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Fucking big things.

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Absolutely.

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He is a grill, so I mean.

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Yeah.

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But no, I'm glad you're doing good, I'm glad you ventured out of the house.

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I mean, I think the last time I was in New Hampshire I got you to go out of your house

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for like a minute, and that was fun.

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Oh yeah, no, we went for more than a minute.

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Well I know, but you're a homebody, but also your actual body is falling apart whenever

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you step outside your front door, so.

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It's falling apart inside, outside, everywhere.

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But you look good, you look healthy at least, you don't look as like deathly.

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That's good I guess.

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Yeah, you got some color in your skin.

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I'm taking what I can get.

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Yeah.

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Day at a time, I like to get back skating again.

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You sound like an alcoholic, just one day at a time man, I take care of that.

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I take a sippy poo right here.

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All right, Jamie, well I think I have a pretty good episode today.

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It's something a little different than what we normally do.

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Not in terms of like subject matters, so cryptids and paranormal and shit, but I figured the

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story, because we're going to go over a couple stories today.

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I feel like whenever you're on, I never just do one story, it's always like multiples.

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But it's not fearsome critters again, this is something a little different.

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I'll just tell you what it is, it's cryptid hoaxes.

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I feel like there's been a lot of them recently and there's been a lot over the years.

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And I feel like no one talks about them because I think they're afraid that if they admit

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their hoaxes, then a lot of their evidence will go away.

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Their entire worldview is going to shatter.

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Pretty much, yeah.

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And I feel like that's why you never hear like other, I mean some podcasts and stuff

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cover it, but you don't really, like even on shows on the History Channel, which for

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some reason shows a lot of cryptid and alien shit, and like Discovery, they use some of

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these stories and people as credible sources and it's wild that people just let it fly.

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You know what I mean?

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Oh God, yeah, like what's a crazy hair guy on ancient aliens?

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Oh fucking, I almost said Zach Galifianakis, but it's Giorgio Asuchles.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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I think you know about a mutual acquaintance we had that actually had like a semi-personal

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relationship with him.

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I'm sorry, what?

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Like a, is this real?

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You never heard about this?

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No.

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Yes, this is real.

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Is this like an off the record conversation we have to have?

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I don't think so.

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I'm not saying anything like really damning.

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Yeah, but I need to know the name, so we'll save it for later because this sounds interesting.

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Well no, I should, I think it's, because of what you just said, I think it's important

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we know like who this guy is, like he said they have like sometimes random crazy people

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on there just talking about whatever.

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He's not a random crazy person, he's like the producer of the show.

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Like he's like full on like.

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I know, he's like, I think he's published like books and stuff.

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In all type.

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The fact that Ancient Aliens is built off of like a grifter and hoaxer and people believe

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that wholeheartedly.

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Which I guess is a good segue into what we're going to be talking about.

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No, but you continue, I need to know.

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So okay, so a long story short, and I can kind of tell you the details later, someone

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that we both know met this person at like an event that he was speaking at.

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And went up to get like an autograph and stuff.

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And if my memory serves correctly, like got that guy's number and actually ended up like

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talking back and forth with them for a while.

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But apparently you get a little weird.

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You don't fucking say.

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Tell me the Ancient Alien guy is a little weird.

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I will say I have seen a picture of the Ancient Alien guy taking a selfie, flexing his biceps

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and back muscles.

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Dude, he's kind of jacked, dude.

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It's fucked up.

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Like that dude, if you even said the wrong thing about aliens, he could fuck your world

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up.

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It was so wild.

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I'm shocked you never heard about this.

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I could tell you probably a little more details that I know off the record.

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I just want to know who the personal acquaintance is off the record.

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I want to know who it is, but we'll get to that.

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But anyways, Ancient Aliens is a good segue into what we're going to be talking about.

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Like I said, it's going to be cryptid hoaxes.

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Do you know of any that you can think of that have come to light?

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Like full blown stuff that's been proven to have been like a hoax.

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Yeah, because I want to know if this episode is going to be short because you've already

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heard all these.

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I mean, there's like certain stuff, you know, like people say they found like Bigfoot tracks

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and stuff and it's just a guy who's out there with molds on his feet, you know, casting.

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Or like, not Bigfoot, but other types of weird stuff like, oh, like crop circles.

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Like remember the fucking, you just flatten it with like a piece of wood and a couple

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of strings and you're like, boom, crops.

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It's not rocket science.

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Yeah, no, I didn't include crop circles on this.

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But I think, I think we have some pretty good stuff.

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All right.

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So you ready to dive into this shit?

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Oh yeah.

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So first of all, I think it's safe to say that cryptozoology is kind of like a weird

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type of, I guess, quote unquote science.

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Sorry, everyone.

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Uh, basis, basically what it is, is that like researchers are looking for evidence of creatures

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that may or may not exist.

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And even the evidence that they do find might mean everything or nothing.

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Like depending on how hard you believe in whatever it is you think the evidence proves

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and how you present it and what you present it as.

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It's a lot of really just like wishful thinking and blind faith when it comes to cryptozoologists.

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I mean, there's really no, uh, there's really no like baseline established for what evidence

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could be evidence.

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Like, and I don't even know where it started.

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Like one cryptozoologist found like a dried out elk shit in the woods and then that is

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Bigfoot scat.

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And now every time someone goes out into the woods and sees it, like that's Bigfoot scat.

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It could just be a lot of weirdness, but we're going to get.

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I think it started around like with just folklore, you know, like people telling stories around

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the campfire.

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Well, I know how cryptozoology started.

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I'm talking about talking about like the evidence they found that they find and what people

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who find it today, like why they think that's the proof.

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Gotcha.

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So like, there's a lot of wiggle room when it comes to the evidence for cryptozoology,

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uh, tracks, poop, hair, that kind of shit.

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But since there is that such like that wide margin of like what it could and what it couldn't

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be, it leaves a lot of room for, uh, grifters, you know, whatever you want to call it to

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like come in and feed off of like their naivete.

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I don't want to call it naivete.

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That's kind of shitty, but like their blind faith in that what they're seeing is what

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it is.

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It's, it's naivete.

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Fear, fear plays a lot into it.

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Yeah, I guess.

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But this also doesn't just go for like cryptozoology.

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It also goes for like spectrology, which is the study of ghosts and ufology as well.

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Um, but today I thought it would be fun to go over some of the more massive hoaxes in

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the cryptozoology and spectrology world.

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We're not going to go into ufology because I don't fucking care about aliens.

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I mean I do, but like not right now.

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Uh, so the first-

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They're already here.

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They're under the ocean.

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They're, they're in the earth.

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I already went over this.

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All right, so the first thing we're going to be talking about today is the surgeon's

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Are you familiar with the surgeon's photo?

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Uh, possibly.

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I mean, I've seen a lot of like photo, photo debunks over time.

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So the Loch Ness monster has been pretty much a staple in the cryptozoology world pretty

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much for forever.

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It was first sighted in the 1930s and since then Nessie has been reported seen literally

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hundreds of times since then.

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And a lot of the economy in the area is driven by tourists and cryptid hunters alike visiting

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the area in hopes of just like catching a glimpse or a photo of the lake monster.

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But in 1934, the Daily Mail had published a photo captured by a man named Dr. Robert

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Kenneth Wilson that at the time and probably to this day, it is the clearest photographic

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evidence of the Loch Ness monster.

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I mean, I'm sure you've seen it.

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It's like the, it's like perfectly framed clearest.

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I'll see.

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I've seen that one.

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I'll send it to you.

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I'll send it to you.

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But yeah, so it was like a silhouette and it's just fucking like chilling.

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Like no one's.

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But that photo for almost 60 years was pretty much like proof positive that something was

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living in the lake.

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I've absolutely seen that photo.

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But that isn't until 1994 when a man named Christopher Sperling came out and just straight

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up admitted that it was all a hoax and that he had been involved in it.

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And this is his story.

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So Sperling was actually the son of a famous big game hunter named wait for it.

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Marmaduke Wetheral who had been hired by the Daily Mail to hunt down the Loch Ness monster.

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Sperling went on to explain that Marmaduke hired him to make a model of the creature's

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head and neck and back and to fix it to the back of a model submarine.

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They took the photo, cropped the fuck out of it so that they, so that way you couldn't

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see anything as far as like anything to like scale for reference or anything like that.

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And they had they had Dr. Robert Kenneth Wilson give the photo to the press because they believed

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that his reputation as a doctor, more people were prone to believe him and what he saw.

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And like I said, they did for like 60 fucking years.

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And for some reason today, like some, if not a lot actually, still believe to this day

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that that photo is legit, which fucking blows my mind.

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Oh, I mean, yeah, it happens all the time.

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You can literally put undeniable evidence right in the front of someone's face and they'll

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just be like, no, I don't care.

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It's because it will shatter their worldview of what they believe is real.

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Of course.

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It's like talking to any religious person.

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Yeah, because it's kind of weird like that.

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It's just like the blind faith that everything is so real that if you even come like just

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a little bit, be like, that might not be what you think it is.

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Like, fuck you.

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Georgia.

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Georgia, you know, Georgia, a souk is going to beat you up for that.

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I'm not going to be surprised if we see more and more sort of cryptid stories and things

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along those lines.

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We've got to get out the development and video production, our AI, all that stuff.

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With everything on the internet being thrown, especially with the population getting older,

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old people would believe that some very, this is disparaging towards old people.

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Like, I've fallen for plenty of stuff myself.

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But let's be real here.

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They click on a lot more bad links than we do.

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I mean, you already see that shit all over TikTok.

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Like fucking just shit gets sped around like craziest fact in its wild.

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Like the Miami mall alien shit that was going around for a while.

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That fucking jellyfish UFO thing flying around the military base.

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Like people just want to believe what they want to believe.

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That Miami mall thing.

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One of my friends called me shortly after that and was like convinced.

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That there was aliens.

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Really real and a government cover up.

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Is this the same person that had a relationship with Georgio Asouglis?

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No, no, that would be hilarious though.

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That would be fucking great.

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But yeah, that was just kind of listening.

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I was like, what?

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I was like, there's at least, you know, in the span of that area, what the hundreds of

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cameras, like closed circuit cameras, the hundreds, if not thousands of people with

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phones like everywhere and there's nothing.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's just shows like the power of, you know, storytelling, I guess maybe in social media

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or something.

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Well, I don't know.

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Speaking of the power of storytelling, the next story is pretty much based off these

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people's ability to sell their own story.

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So the next hoaxers, I guess we're going to talk about is Ed and Lorraine Warren.

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Are you familiar with them?

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It sounds familiar, but it's not ringing a bell right off the top of my head.

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So everyone listening should be familiar with Ed and Lorraine Warren.

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They're easily two of the most famous paranormal researchers in the world.

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Second only to Zach Baggins.

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Shout out Ghost Adventures crew.

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If you're unfamiliar, some of their stories were made into wildly popular horror movies.

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They weren't good horror movies, but they are widely popular.

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The Conjuring, Hunting in Connecticut, Annabelle.

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Yeah.

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I know who you're talking about now.

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They even helped cleanse the Amityville Horror House for whatever.

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But what if I told you, nah, man, just nah.

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Just nah, they didn't do any of that.

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Well, see, Ed and Lorraine were just like straight up grifters who were just really

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good at selling their own legend.

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Kind of like Alex Jones or those people that sell like doomsday prepper food and shit like

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that.

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They would just.

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Yeah.

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Lorraine, not a psychic and Ed was a self proclaimed demonologist in exorcist.

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Like no, like it's just fucking silly.

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But there's a shit ton of evidence of them being fraud.

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So for this section, I'm just going to rattle off a few of them.

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Number one, they claim to have investigated over 10,000 cases in their lifetime.

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So quick math says that if they investigated a case a day, it would take almost 28 years

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to investigate all of them, including weekends.

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That's even but but that's such a dumb lie to begin with.

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But according to their own books and stories, some of their investigations took multiple

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days to months to resolve.

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Ed also had a day job as a bus driver.

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They were raising a child.

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They wrote several books and made numerous television appearances as well as running

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a museum out of their home.

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So I don't know how they would find the time to investigate fucking 10,000 cases.

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So that one alone is just like, nah, dude, ghost man that they they had they had clones

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of themselves.

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That's going to be the new thing that's going to come out.

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Sorry.

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So number two, they were involved in the Amityville Horror House haunting, which itself was also

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proven to be a hoax.

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Some evidence of this is that the Lutz family claim to have found a demonic hoof print in

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the snow.

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Weather records at the time show there was no snow that time of year.

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They claims that all the doors had extensive damages and were like broken open.

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Yet all the original doors, hinges and knobs were untouched.

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They claim they called the police during their 28 demonic attack, the 28 day demonic attack.

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But records show they never did not even once.

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And then also, Ronnie DeFeo Jr.'s attorney publicly stated that the whole haunting story

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was made up by Jay Anson, the guy who wrote the book that later turned it into the movie.

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George and Kathy Lutz and Ed and Lorraine Warren, all of them were involved in cooking

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up this fucking fake ass story just to sell their own fucking legend.

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Number three, I don't know.

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They still get more.

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I'm sure the list goes on forever, but I got a couple more for you.

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The Conjuring 2, that movie, the storyline is based off the Enfield Poltergeist story

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and even the family that was involved with that were caught faking evidence.

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And as for Ed and Lorraine's involvement, they showed up uninvited, hung out for about

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half a day and then left.

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Unlike in the movie where they were part of the whole, like it was their shit.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I've seen like all these movies too.

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Yeah.

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They're all trash.

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The haunting of Connecticut was pretty cool, but I don't know.

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And number four, Annabelle the haunted doll, they ripped that story straight from a Twilight

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episode that aired seven years before they even met Annabelle the doll, AKA they just

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made it up whole cloth.

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They just ripped a whole storyline from a TV show and used it as their own.

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And like you said, the list goes on and on.

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There's actually a documentary out on Netflix now called The Devil Made Me Do It.

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It's about a dude who murdered his girlfriend and claimed he was possessed by the devil.

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Obviously he wasn't, but they were heavily involved in that story too.

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Pretty much Ed and Lorraine Warren just suck super hard.

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The grifter.

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I mean, they're not still around anymore.

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Are they still alive?

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No.

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I think Lorraine might be.

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I know Ed is dead, I believe.

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But even like there was one, I think it was like during like the haunting of Connecticut

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story or whatever, like the people that were haunted actually were denied an exorcism from

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one church, but we were granted it from another church and the priest who went there, he was

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like, yeah, this Ed guy is fucking full of shit.

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Even like the priest is like, fuck this guy.

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He's like, he doesn't know shit.

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You know when the priest like, he's got his own grift going and he's going to get a donation

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at the end of it.

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Like, I can't even deal with this dipshit over here.

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So apparently he would like that priest would go to their lectures and when either of them

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noticed that he was in the crowd, they would like tone down like their stories a bit.

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So he started going to, he started going to their lectures in disguises so that he could

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like catch them in their lives.

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Like not gonna lie, it's pretty funny, but it's pretty good.

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But yeah, no, fuck those dudes.

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The stuff and fun, the stuff and fun you could have before the internet was around.

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Dude, you could get away with so much stuff back then.

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It was wild.

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Anything.

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And if you got caught, you could usually just go to a couple of towns over or a new state,

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especially in the US, you know, considering how big this country is.

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Oh yeah, it's wild.

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You just go anywhere and keep, keep the con going.

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The fact that they, did they ever get any charges or anything?

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No.

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Like against them?

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I don't think they actually technically did anything, did anything illegal.

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No, they just fucking preyed on fucking people and made up shit left and right.

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That's all they did.

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Cause they're fucking pieces of shit.

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You got ghosts in your blood.

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Better buy this, better buy an Ed and Lorraine t-shirt right here.

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Yeah, pretty much.

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I mean, I don't know if they had merch, but if they did, I kind of fucking want it besides

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books.

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Oh, they, they definitely, they definitely had merch.

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They had it in the back of their van whenever they were leaving the place.

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They're like a cross-punk band.

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They're sound like Ed and Lorraine patches and like, what a fanny packs.

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He's like, he's like recorded DIY exorcisms onto cassettes and just duplicated them and

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hands them out.

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Like, yeah, whenever you're fucking ready.

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All right.

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You ready to move on to the next story?

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You just explained like, you just explained like every noise artist in Brooklyn right

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now.

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That's pretty accurate.

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All right.

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So the next story in our last story is the Georgia Bigfoot.

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You might actually remember this one.

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In 2008, two men from Clayton County, Georgia named Rick Dyer and Matt Witten claimed they

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were hiking through the woods when they stumbled upon the corpse of a Bigfoot, not wanting

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to assume, leave any money on the table.

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The two men carried the dead Sasquatch through the woods and back to one of their homes.

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I don't know whose home it was, but then they shoved it into a chest freezer.

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After a, after a couple of days, they made a, tell me it was just a big fat hairy guy.

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No, but just wait.

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After a couple of days, they made a YouTube video talking about their discovery and showing

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it off.

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They also reached out to a man named Steve Kulls, AKA the Sasquatch detective to come

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and verify and check it out.

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Kulls along with him, brought along with him a man named Tom Biscardi, self-proclaimed

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cryptozoologist, and what one source described as a quote, known charlatan.

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So that's not good.

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The group plan to officially reveal.

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Bad start.

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What?

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Bad start?

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I was saying, well, if you already, if you already had known charlatan in your bio of

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your job description or what are your profile.

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Yeah, it's not ideal.

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All right.

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So the group plan to officially reveal the news to the public on the 1st of September

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with Biscardi claiming that they had DNA of the creature sent off to a lab to be analyzed

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by a man named Dr. Kurt Nelson and that the DNA came back as a hybrid of human and ape

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genetics.

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And for only 11 million dollars, Biscardi would release the autopsy footage of the beast,

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which I guess was just him like chipping away at it.

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I guess.

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I don't know.

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That's such an obscene amount of money.

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Why is the number so, why am so high?

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Why 11 million?

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He probably could have like got like a hundred thousand or something.

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Some news agency would have bet.

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You didn't have to go so high.

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Yeah.

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It's like he should have just aimed so much lower and, you know, like conned a bunch of

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local news stations and timed it all at the same time, so just released all the footage

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and got the checks or whatever.

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You could have made this work for you.

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And I don't know why he just like, I don't know how they came to that number.

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I don't know how they evaluated the one hundred million dollars.

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Super Austin Powers.

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Like it's fucking bonkers.

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Now as you, as we've kind of already pointed out, the fact that this man, Biscardi, the

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fact that he was involved was already shooting up like a shit ton of red flags.

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He's already known as a charlatan and he's asking for 11 million dollars for big foot

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autopsy footage.

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Did he ask just anyone?

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Did he just throw it out there as like a bounty or something or a reverse bounty, whatever?

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I think, I don't think he, I honestly don't know how he announced that he wanted that

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much money.

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I honestly, but Jamie, it was when they released this photo of the creature in the chest freezer

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that like real cryptozoologists like had a fucking field day.

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And I'm going to send you this photo because it's fucking silly as shit.

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All right.

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What it looks like something.

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It looks like a dead coyote at a mass they bought from party city or something.

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No, like I said, they had a fucking field.

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Like they tore him apart.

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Lauren Coleman, the guy who runs the Cryptozoology Museum up in Portland, Maine, him and the

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followers on his forum picked that photo to shreds and were even able to narrow down exactly

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what big foot costume they bought and used for that photo.

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Oh my God.

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That's incredible.

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It's fucking wild.

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But needless to say, when they held their big press conference to reveal the specimen,

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the media that showed up was less than nice and were basically just there to shit on them.

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I fucking love that so much.

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That's so fun.

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Oh my God.

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I think again, they shot too high, right?

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They shot too.

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And they could have, they could have kept it hush hush gone to like some report, a couple

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different reporters, you know, I'm like, listen, I've got this.

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Your company is going to, they blew it.

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They really blew it.

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But dude, it's such a missed opportunity on their part.

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Like it's fucking so dumb.

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Like why would you do that?

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It's like they went to play roulette at the casino and instead of getting, you know, at

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least a 50% win betting on red or black, they just put it on double zero.

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No chance of getting it.

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You're like, we're going to get rich off of this right here.

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It's, they just taken the...

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I mean, props on them for like shooting their shot.

481
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,920
They really tried and they really thought it was, you know...

482
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,440
I mean, what, I mean really what's the worst that could happen?

483
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,440
What happened to them?

484
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,440
What's the best that could happen?

485
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,440
They were $11 million richer.

486
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,440
Yeah.

487
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:45,080
That's, that's something I always said when I used to like work in sales and stuff like

488
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,080
that.

489
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,800
I was like, what's the worst thing about asking someone or trying to like make a sale?

490
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800
They say no.

491
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,800
Then you're in like the exact same spot you were to begin with.

492
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,800
Exactly.

493
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,400
So yeah, they shot, they shot their shot.

494
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,400
They did.

495
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,400
Like they want to...

496
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:06,760
They missed wildly, but they fucking, they fucking bricked it, but it is what it is,

497
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,760
man.

498
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,000
I kind of applaud them for it.

499
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
That's yeah.

500
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,520
Where are these guys based out of?

501
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:12,520
Did it say?

502
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,520
It's Georgia.

503
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,520
Obviously.

504
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,880
I mean, I don't, I, well that's where the two dudes who quote unquote claimed they found

505
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:19,880
the Bigfoot car.

506
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:25,680
I don't know where this fucking Grifter and the Sasquatch detective are from.

507
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:30,440
I don't care, but, but good on them.

508
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,700
I applaud them.

509
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,440
From all different parts of the land.

510
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,440
They really are.

511
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:40,320
Grifters come in all shapes, sizes, multiple pairs of feet.

512
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,320
Jesus Christ.

513
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,320
All right.

514
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,600
So, but there you have it, Jamie.

515
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,000
There's just a few examples of some of the bigger hoaxes that have been known in the

516
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
paranormal world.

517
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,160
What do you, what do you think?

518
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,520
How are you feeling?

519
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,120
I think we should make our own.

520
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,360
I mean, it's pretty easy.

521
00:27:55,360 --> 00:28:02,400
I was, I wanted to, I want, I wanted to do a fake episode about a lake monster and Lake

522
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,680
Winnipeg, Nicknamed Winnie.

523
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,680
Yeah.

524
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,440
But it turns out Winnie is already maybe a thing.

525
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,560
It's like, there's no one thinks as a monster there, but they kind of already just made

526
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,440
up a monster.

527
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,440
I think it is.

528
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,440
Yeah.

529
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,120
And they put it on like key chains and stuff and sell it at the.

530
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,120
But I think I'm going to do it anyways.

531
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:22,400
I think it'd be funny to see if anyone says anything.

532
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:29,960
We could, we could absolutely just like make our own and just go, you know, dude, just

533
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,760
take some random pictures, you know, whatever.

534
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,240
It's anything.

535
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,240
That's all it takes.

536
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:43,480
Like I could, I could take a blurry photo of like my dog's shit in the corner of my

537
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:50,440
backyard and be like, this is a new, this is a new species right here.

538
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,440
I'd buy it.

539
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,440
Let's do it.

540
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,440
Let's get on it.

541
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,440
Let's, let's do it.

542
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,440
Just see how far we can go with it.

543
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,440
That'd be great.

544
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,240
Like just to see if we can make anyone believe that it's real.

545
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,760
Kind of like the time that I think one of us was going to try to run for mayor in the

546
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:08,440
town that we were living in just to see how, how far, do you remember that?

547
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,960
Wasn't that just both of us?

548
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,960
Or was it you?

549
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,760
You were going to do it, right?

550
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,560
I think some people were trying to convince me and other people.

551
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:21,640
I think we were about to do it at one point just to see, you know, if it could actually

552
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,640
happen.

553
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,640
It costs money.

554
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,520
Money we didn't have at the time.

555
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,520
It's stupid.

556
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:33,400
And I, I haven't had to work with the government and anything from city council to other crazy

557
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,400
stuff.

558
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,400
It's the worst.

559
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,400
Yeah.

560
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,400
It all sounds bad.

561
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,400
It's the, yeah.

562
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,400
All right, man.

563
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,400
Well that comes to the end of the episode.

564
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,440
Thank you for coming on.

565
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,680
I appreciate you.

566
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,680
Yeah.

567
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:45,680
Thanks brother.

568
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,440
Is there anything you want to say plug?

569
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,240
Oh, not too much right now.

570
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:57,640
Again, like he said earlier, props to Ben and flight coffee and Dover for keeping some,

571
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:08,000
a real music scene alive in a place that's becoming more and more of just a free fabricated

572
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
stupid city.

573
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Yeah.

574
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,520
It's, Dover's not ideal anymore, but yeah, definitely go, go check out a fly coffee in

575
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,520
Dover, New Hampshire.

576
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,840
If you ever, if anyone listening is in and around the area, if you want, oh, you could

577
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,080
also follow me on Instagram at crypto cocktail.

578
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,440
Follow me on Tik TOK crypto cocktail party.

579
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,440
We have a Patreon.

580
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,600
I don't really do much with it, but if you want to donate to it, it's $5 a month.

581
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,720
You know, maybe I'll get around to putting stuff out there.

582
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,640
We also have a discord server.

583
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,080
It's so lonely in there.

584
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,080
Please join the discourse.

585
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,840
There's a link in my bio.

586
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,760
I didn't even know you had a discord.

587
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,760
Exactly.

588
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:47,760
All right, man.

589
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,600
Well with that, do you want to say goodbye to everyone?

590
00:30:49,600 --> 00:31:14,800
Bye everyone.

