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Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we

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have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown.

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I'm your host Dave and today I'm joined by a very old friend, John Manning aka Ging.

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How's it going man?

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Oh it's going man, you know, I'm alive.

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How you doing?

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I'm doing just dandy, I'm alive as well, but my life was never in question.

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Yours was there for a hot minute though.

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But no, I'm glad you're here, I'm glad you're doing good.

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It's good to see you.

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Yeah, it's good to be here.

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I can imagine.

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So me and John, Ging, do you still go by Ging or am I like fucking way in the past?

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It depends on the company, honestly.

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Most of the time people, you know, friends like you, yeah, still go by Ging.

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Yeah, in professional settings probably not so much.

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It obviously works in everything, yes.

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Yeah.

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So I've known you for probably, oh god, it's gotta be coming up close to almost 20 years.

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I think so, yeah, probably.

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Rough, kinda right.

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It's been a long time.

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It's been a hot minute.

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Yeah.

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But we haven't really spoken in a while, that's probably not me, I'm bad at being a friend.

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Oh dude, I am too.

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I think it's like the perfect collision of both of us sucking at it.

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Yeah.

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But we've also had one of those friendships where even if we haven't spoken in like a

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few years, like when we do get together, it's always been kind of like no time has ever

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really passed I guess.

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A lot of shit's changed, but like the camaraderie I feel is there.

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That's why I'm really excited to do this.

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Now Ging, I do have one question for you, but before I ask that question, I just want

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you to know that the other day at work someone was telling me about a horror movie they watched

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and they didn't tell me the name of it, but when they mentioned the scene where a girl

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opens the door and a zombie punches into her stomach and rips out a fetus, you were the

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first person.

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Oh my god.

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It was a Tomataw Transfusion and I was 100% convinced that me and you were the only two

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people on earth who had ever seen that movie.

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Dude, totally.

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Oh my god.

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I forgot about that one.

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That was classic.

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Oh yeah.

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That was so weird.

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Well yeah, we used to hang out with all those Dimension Extreme films.

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Like were they?

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Oh, they were so...

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Oh yeah.

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I don't even think Dimension Extreme even like exists anymore as far as like cheesy B

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horror movies.

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I don't think they do.

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And I've actually been working on taking all my DVDs and making them digital now on the

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computer and oh man, going through some of those old titles, it's just absolutely bananas.

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That's the stuff we used to watch.

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Well dude, they told me about that movie and I was like, alright, so there's this movie

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because I think me and you watched a Tomatown Transfusion and this movie in the same day.

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Maybe not, but I told them about the movie Imprint, that Japanese horror movie.

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Oh my god.

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With the needles in the river of fetuses.

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I told them about that and they tried to tell me that that sounds more fucked up than the

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punching of the zombie baby and I was like, no, they're both equally as fucked up.

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Oh dude, totally.

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Oh man, Imprint.

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That was when I bought it, I only watched once.

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I only watched that one time, I was like, I'm good.

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Well that was like me and the movie, what was it?

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That Kevin Smith horror, oh Tusk.

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I got Tusk.

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I watched it once and I was like, I'll never watch this movie again.

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Not because it was a bad movie, but because it's, maybe it's like a weird, I'm not going

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to say empath thing because I think that's a dumb thing to say, but I just felt so bad

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for Justin Long, that whole movie, that I was like, I can't watch it again.

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Emotionally, I couldn't watch it again.

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Oh shit.

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Oh man.

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I just want to let you know that someone brought up a Tomatown Transfusion and I immediately

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thought of you because no one talks about it.

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You don't even buy a copy of it.

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That's what I'm saying.

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That's amazing.

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It must be like on Shutter or something like that.

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Like it can't be on like any normal streaming service.

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Oh true.

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At least I don't think so.

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I'm going to get a Shutter account.

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I had one a long time ago and it seems like it's the best place to catch anything like

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that.

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Well, someone lied to me.

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I think it was, someone told me that, like, actually I think Paramount Plus lied to me

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because we got Paramount Plus through Amazon to watch, why did we get it?

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Oh, we got it to watch Rise of the Pink Ladies, the Grease prequel TV show.

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Oh goodness.

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It's really good.

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The songs are all bangers.

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But someone told me or it said in the description that you get automatic access to Shutter and

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it didn't work.

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They fucking lied to me.

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I didn't get any of that shit.

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Oh what?

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I was so mad.

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I do.

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So back to that question I was going to ask you.

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So I know you're a horror guy, you're like a monsters guy, but are you like a cryptids

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paranormal person?

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I don't think we've ever really talked about it before.

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I mean, kind of a little bit, a little bit.

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Skeptical but a believer.

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I think it's never been like at the forefront of my knowledge or what have you, but always

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interested in it, you know?

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Is there any that you do believe in?

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Like if someone is like the Mothman, you'd be like, oh, I fucking believe wholeheartedly

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on that.

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Cause there's some that I do and some that I just don't.

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I don't know if I believe in it really.

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I'm just open minded to it.

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I'm definitely, you know, he's skeptical of it, but I'd say it's, there's a possibility,

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you know, the truth is out there type stuff, you know, there's, there's definitely a possibility

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that it exists.

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There's a, but I don't know.

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I don't know if there's any that I'm like wholeheartedly believe.

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Nothing you whole hog or just like, this is it.

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This is the one.

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No, it's kind of one of those like, like could be type situations, you know?

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Well, I mean, we're still finding fucking shit that we thought were cryptids that like

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dude, the fucking gorilla used to be a cryptid, the platypus, but anyways, we're getting off

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topic.

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All right.

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Ging.

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Now, just like every other episode, you, you don't know what we're going to be talking

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about today, right?

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No, no, no clue.

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I'm really excited about this one.

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This one's it's not God.

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It's not, it's not really a cryptid.

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I don't think, I don't know what you would describe it as.

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We'll get into it, but we're going to go back in time first fall.

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Then we're going to go across the pond.

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We're not, we're not doing American today.

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So our story today, all the way back to 1800s London, which at the time it was the largest

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city, largest port and largest financial financial center in the world.

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It was also pretty fucking disgusting.

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The air was thick with sooty fogs from the numerous factories.

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The Thames river Thames times.

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I don't know how to pronounce Thames.

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Thames.

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Thames.

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The Thames river was pretty much like a moving sheet of just raw human sewage and the streets

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were covered in mud, quote unquote, which was just a euphemism for like more shit.

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Great merchants and butchers would just throw scraps on the street.

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Pissing in public had become such a modern practice at the time that people started putting

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up urine deflectors in the corners of alleyways that would redirect the urine onto the person's

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shoes.

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It's kind of like a hostile architecture, but for like public urination, you know what

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I mean?

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It's like, it's like that kind of concept, but disease and the constant stress of possibly

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stepping on a pile of like dead cat carcasses wasn't the only thing playing, plaguing the

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city at this time.

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Something or should I say someone much more sinister was happening in and around London

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at the time.

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Reports of a well-dressed man seen stalking the streets of London, attacking young women

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and slashing at them with sharpened steel were being reported all around the city.

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And no, it's not Jack the Ripper, but something possibly not of that was going to be my guess.

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Yeah.

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But today we're going to be talking about the mustachioed fire breathing parkour king

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himself, Spring Healed Jack.

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Are you familiar at all with Spring Healed Jack?

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No, no, I've heard the term, but Spring Healed Jack, huh?

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Now this will be a new one for me.

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All right.

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So Spring Healed Jack was considered a quote, the scariest boogie man in all of Victorian

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England, and quote, a fire breathing devil man who could jump on naturally high, like

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over walls, buildings, like a fire hydrant, probably.

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He was described as tall and thin with cold and clammy clawed hands.

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He was dressed in what witnesses described as a black coat, a skin tight white garment

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and for some reason a helmet.

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He was kind of like, he kind of looks like if like DC ever did like a Victorian era version

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of Batman or Daredevil, like that's what the helmet kind of looked like.

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He looks like a Victorian evil, can evil over here, you know?

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Kind of, yeah.

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But the most terrifying thing about him was his unnerving facial expression and that where

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his eyes were, were just two large red glowing balls of fire.

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Now during the time of the sightings, which we'll get into like in a second, Spring Healed

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Jack's actions were, while still socially unacceptable at the time, they were considered

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nothing more than quote wicked pranks.

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Today we would probably consider most of his actions as quote sexual assault and quote

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possibly murder.

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But no matter how you spin it, the dude was kind of a dickhead, if not kind of funny in

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a way, more so in the way that he escapes his encounters.

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All right, John, so are you ready to dive into the world of Spring Healed Jack?

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Now let's, let's see what this is all about.

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So the first reported sighting of good old Jack occurred in October of 1837 when a servant

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woman named Mary Stevens was returning to work one evening in Lavender Hill after visiting

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her parents when suddenly a caped figure leaped out from a dark alleyway.

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The figure grabbed her, attempted to give her one of the most aggressive smooches anyone's

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ever got, and then started clawing and scratching and tearing away at her clothes with what

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she described as a sharp metal claw.

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Now luckily for Mary, sort of, I mean, it all seems fucking terrible and super unlucky, no

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matter how you unpack it.

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Her screams caught the attention of passersby who came to help.

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Her assailant leaped and bound over a wall in a building and then disappeared into the

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night.

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The good Samaritans attempted to look for Mary's attacker, but seems Spring Healed Jack

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slipped away, never to be caught.

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The next day, this Imperial-aged kangaroo man jumped in front of a moving carriage,

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causing the driver to swerve and then crash, and then witnesses both in the carriage and

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on the street claim that Jack let out a bone-chilling high-pitched cackle before doing a standing

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leap over a nine-foot wall.

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So you know.

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Really?

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Dude, he's like a cartoon villain.

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Like it's...

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That's all I'm picturing.

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It's just like some like Babadook looking guy.

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Just jumping around like crazy.

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That's insane.

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Dude, this motherfucker, like he just doesn't walk.

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It's wild.

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Oh, that's insane.

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Now, sightings continued on like this throughout the rest of the year, but I mean it was only

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October so it's like a few months at best, but now, and the legend had pretty much already

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begun to like spread around, people started claiming that he could shape-shift now into

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like a wolf or a bear.

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I couldn't find any...

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I couldn't find any of those stories, but in February of 1838, Jack did switch up his

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tactics because like any good prankster, you gotta adapt or people just won't fall for

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your ruses anymore.

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You know what I mean?

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Everyone's looking for a caped guy jumping around, so gotta do something different.

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Gotta switch it up.

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Well, you want to know how he switched it up?

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Let's hear it.

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He switched it up by impersonating a police officer, which I gotta say is hilarious, because

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on February 19th, 1838, a woman by the name of Jane Oslop was going about her evening

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when her doorbell rang.

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I don't...

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What is a doorbell in 1838?

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I'm assuming it's one of those ones that had like a little crank thing on it, because they

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didn't have like electric doorbells.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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I read that and I...

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I don't...

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No.

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All right.

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So I'm glad we're both on the same page.

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Yeah.

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It wouldn't have been at that point.

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Yeah, maybe it's like some like string they pull and it, you know, like rings a bell in

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the house or something.

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Well, her doorbell rang and a man outside claiming to be a police officer was yelling

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that they had finally caught the dastardly devil known as Spring Heel Jack, but he needed

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a lantern, a candle, some sort of light source to better see the culprit, you know, make

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a positive identification.

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When Jane opened the door, she said that the man immediately threw off his cloak and revealed

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what she described tight fitting clothes that resembled oil skin and also a quote, most

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hideous and frightful appearance.

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Jack then proceeded to attack Jane, breathing blue and white flames into her face while

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clawing at her skin and clothes with his sharp metallic fingers.

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Jane's blood curdling screams were loud enough for Jane's sister to hear.

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And luckily she made it in time to scare off Jack before any like real harm could be done.

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Physically, I mean, I'm sure emotionally and mentally that was probably super fucked up.

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I mean, you didn't breathe fire in her face, so.

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Yeah.

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There is a fun follow up to this story.

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After Jane's sister was able to scare Jack away, a man by the name of Thomas Milbank

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was actually arrested and then tried for this attack on Jane.

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But Jane was so insistent that her attacker could breathe fire that Thomas didn't get

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convicted and was set free.

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It's so good.

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Nice.

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All right.

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Well, where we couldn't breathe fire.

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Right.

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That's wild.

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I mean, but hey, so where are we at right now?

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How are you feeling about Jack?

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I almost said Jack the Ripper, Spring Hill Jack.

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I mean, I don't know.

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I'm a bit skeptical.

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Some fire breathing guy jumping around town, but I like it.

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You're not all in on Spring Hill Jack right now?

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No, not necessarily.

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He seems a bit far fetched.

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Well maybe this next story will change your mind on this.

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Now, just a little over a week after this attack, another woman, 18 year old Lucy Scales

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and her sister were walking home that evening from visiting their brother.

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While in the area of Limehouse, the pair passed a finally dressed man in a cloak who was posted

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up on a wall.

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All like cool, like I'm assuming like a marble man, I'm assuming kind of like arms crossed,

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one leg down, one leg up kind of thing.

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At least in my head, that's what I thought.

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Oh yeah.

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Now, as it got closer, Scales noticed his eyes were glowing red and then he breathed

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blue and white flames in her face, blinding her and then causing her to seize.

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Her sister yelled for help, causing the attacker to flee.

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But this time he didn't like leap over trees or anything.

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He just kind of shuffled off down an alley.

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Now, these two attacks happened closer to like downtown London.

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So their reports were more widely circulated than a lot of the others.

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And these women's testimonies are where we got like the gentleman Jack description that

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you'll see if you look up any like artists rendering of Spring Hill Jack.

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He looks like a like a very well dressed man with like a curly mustache, but like with

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like a devil horn helmet, like almost like a low key helmet kind of thing.

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I still don't understand the helmet.

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Oh, nice.

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I guess if you're jumping super high into the air, you want to be careful, you know,

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it's all about.

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Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's he's jumping over buildings, man.

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No, and the breathing fire thing, that's that's a little bit wild.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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There's got to be some reason behind it or.

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Oh, I mean, we'll never figure it out.

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But we'll get to some theories as to what Jack Jack could be.

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OK, sightings and attacks like this continued for a while.

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The Lord Mayor of London kind of shrugged off all the reports of a Claude red eyed devil

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that could jump from roof to roof that was getting, you know, all that stuff.

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But the police didn't.

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They surprisingly took it kind of seriously, which I mean, for the time is kind of impressive.

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I feel like back then, like the Bobbies in London was like, Oh, right.

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Get the fuck out of here yet.

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Or they blow.

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If it's like a woman coming out, they'd be like, Oh, you're hysterical.

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You know, I mean, so it's kind of cool that they're taking us.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Right.

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I mean, they probably get like a ton of crime and a ton of like insane shit back then.

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So for them to actually care.

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That's pretty cool.

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But maybe there's bored of all the actual murder.

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And they were like, this is fun.

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Like, I was looking to this once.

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One source I read even said that the Duke of Wellington, who at this time was almost

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70, he even went out armed on horseback to try and shoot this thing.

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I kind of love awesome sightings and attacks continued even like 10, 15 years later into

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the 1850s and 60s all over England.

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Then in 1970, the citizens of Lincoln reported shooting Spring Hill Jack in the street.

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But he just laughed and then hopped away, jumping over fences and buildings.

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And in my head, I'm picturing this.

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He gets shot.

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He's jumping over the fences and buildings, but he's doing it backwards and just flipping

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them both off, flipping them off with both hands.

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Also, in my head, he talks like an old timey Batman villain, like, see, fuck you.

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I looked up a couple pictures of him.

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Definitely looks like a guy who talks like that.

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He definitely does.

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See, Spring Hill Jack, that's coming at ya.

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There's no way he doesn't talk like that.

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Oh, totally.

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Oh, totally.

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Just just looking at him.

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He's definitely, definitely some old timey like, oh my God.

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100%.

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Amazing.

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Amazing.

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And so, right.

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So also during the 1970s, like in this little stretch, the fucking English army, like the

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British army tried to try setting up traps to catch this like eldritch tigger beast thing.

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And now this is after an incident that occurred in August of that year at Elder Shot Barracks

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in Surrey.

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The story was that a guard on night watch stationed at the northern end of the camp

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while keeping watch, he noticed a dark hooded figure out in the distance.

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As the figure moved, the sentry recalled that he could hear just the faintest sound of like

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metal clinking together as if the hooded figure was wearing armor.

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As the guard yelled out like, hey, fuck you doing down there?

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The hooded figure disappeared.

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The guard, doing his duty, turned around to alert the others when the figure reappeared,

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this time standing right next to him in the tower.

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The figure extended its hand towards the guard who slapped it away, stating that the figured

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hand was like ice cold.

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The guard, who at this point, I'm sure is just full on shitting himself, screamed and

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he caught the attention of some of the other soldiers on the fort.

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Several of them came running to assist, but the phantom took a running leap off of the

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guard tower to the field below and took long leaping bounds across the field until he was

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out of sight.

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Over the next couple of weeks, several of the soldiers claimed to have seen this hooded

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ghoul while on night watch.

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The fear of whatever this thing was became so real that the guards on the wall were given

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extra ammunition and told to pretty much just shoot anything that moved in the night.

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Like just open fire.

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Needless to say, they never, they never shot or trapped him.

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So it's whatever.

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But Spring Hill Jack was last seen for like the final time in 1904 and he didn't attack

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anyone.

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People just saw him bounding up and down the streets of Liverpool, jumping from street

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to rooftop back to the street again until he vanished into the night for one last time.

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Those, those are the sightings before we dive into like what he could be.

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How did any of these make you believe more or less?

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Still kind of convinced.

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I mean, my guess is there was a weirdo out there and, but it's weird that a lot of people

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do see the same things.

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Right.

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Like the fire and stuff.

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So I mean,

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I mean, a lot of people see a lot of the same stuff, but also in America, we all, everyone

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thought people were witches for like a hot minute.

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It could be an example of mass hysteria kind of thing, but who really knows?

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But it does, it does get a little more interesting and I will, we'll get through some of these

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little, some of these little theories before we wrap things up, I guess.

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So like, like many, like you and a lot of listeners are probably like wondering, so

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who was spring healed Jack?

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Obviously, no one really knows.

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And there are a lot of theories.

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One being that Jack wasn't just one man, but was a group of border aristocrats at the time,

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just trying to bring like some excitement into their lives, like at the expense of others,

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kind of like those douchebag kids from the movie, funny games.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, oh yeah, like they're just so rich that they're like bored.

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You know what I mean?

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So they have to like, they just want to do something.

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Yeah.

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Bring a little excitement into the mundane lives, which I mean, I kind of get in this

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kind of actually ties into a theory that I have, which we'll get to at the end.

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Others think that he may be a literal demon, like something that escaped from an otherworldly

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realm, like some like trickster God type shit, kind of almost kind of like a Loki.

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Like he's just going on and fucking with people just because it's funny to him.

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But I don't know about trickster gods to like really make that assumption.

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Yeah.

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This one is a good one.

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Others claim he may be an alien and an alien.

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Well the reason for that being is that the reason why he's able to jump so high is because

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of the gravity strength on our planet versus the gravity strength on his planet.

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So if he has like a higher gravity on his planet, it's almost like a Superman kind of

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type thing, except for instead of the yellow sun being like he's the gravity here isn't

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as strong as it is.

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So he's able to fucking just like his leg muscles are just okay.

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He's just fucking red.

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He's used to like weighing like 500 pounds on his planet.

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So he just he goes from weighing like 700 tons to like literally like 180.

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He's like, what the fuck?

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Yeah.

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Man, see you look all right.

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Okay.

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Now, I have my own theory about him, not who he is, but like I so my theory is that he

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made his way to the Americas.

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The only reason I think this is because a few months back and I don't even know if I

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made this connection when I was doing it, but a few months back I did an episode on

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Massachusetts folklore, which included a section of an entity known as the Provincetown Phantom

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or the Devil of the Dunes, who in the 1930s and 1940s attacked and terrorized the citizens

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of Provincetown in almost like the exact same way, like exact same description, jumping,

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scaring blue flames, like the whole deal.

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So oh, really?

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Who knows?

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You know, maybe he is some sort of like timeless being, but the aristocrat thing kind of like,

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like if it was like a board, like a group of board aristocrats in England who in like

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the 1800s, who's to say like in the 1900s, they didn't come to America.

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You know what I mean?

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And like, so yeah, he got bored, started doing the same fucking shit.

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Like this is also a time of like innovation.

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Like they probably had some way to like shoot like a device that could shoot flame.

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Like maybe that's what the helmet was for.

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Maybe it was like a hidden, you know what I mean?

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Like true, true, or maybe they're just shooting flames around, not like breathing fire or

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something and people are like, like, like, it might not be coming out.

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Out of the mouth.

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But I feel like if you're in a state of panic, like you might assume it is kind of thing.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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Especially with all the people saying it's happening and that it, and then you see someone

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doing it.

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You might, you know, you might think I could see that.

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I think, I think the board aristocrat things, probably the most likely.

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And you know, as far as the America thing, maybe someone like heard the story and decided

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to copy it or it's the same people just still fucking around like 30 years later.

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Oh, it's like it's almost 100 years.

481
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,080
Oh, oh, that's right.

482
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,080
Yeah.

483
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,080
Sorry.

484
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:35,920
But even he was still being seen like, I was assuming unaged up until the 1890s.

485
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:41,880
So like it could just be like, I don't know, maybe it's like, this is such conspiracy theory

486
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,800
about what I'm about to say, but like maybe it was like a group of aristocrats, but there's

487
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,660
like a secret organization, like the skull and bones kind of thing.

488
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:53,120
And it's just like, it's like, uh, like the rotary club or something.

489
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,120
You know what I mean?

490
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:59,840
Like, but it's like a group of like weird pranksters who just assault women on the street.

491
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,560
It doesn't sound like a fun prank, but you know, it's no different than any YouTuber

492
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,560
nowadays.

493
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,080
So yeah, but you know, that's wild.

494
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,080
I know.

495
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,880
I do think that I do think that the aristocrat thing kind of tracks if it's happened because

496
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,560
it's literally the same, literally the same thing in Provincetown.

497
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,360
And like I said, I don't know if I made the connection.

498
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,480
I might've made like a one-off comment saying it sounds like it, but that was before I did

499
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,360
like full research into Spring Heel Jack.

500
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,280
I didn't know he breathes fire until I did the research.

501
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,280
Yeah.

502
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,160
That's, that's kind of a wild addition to just a guy like jumping around, Jurassic Ladies

503
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,160
breathes fire.

504
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:38,640
Apparently didn't really seem to hurt anyone with it, but well, he said probably she made

505
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,120
that woman have a seizure because of fucking, because the brother, that's true.

506
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,920
But I don't know if anyone died.

507
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,920
That's true.

508
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,920
Someone did.

509
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,880
I think I read that there were, he did kill someone.

510
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:53,760
But again, when things like this happened with like the quote unquote mass hysteria,

511
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:58,120
there are like always going to be like four or five, like really credible almost kind

512
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:02,440
of like stories, whether or not they're like true, they're just more credible.

513
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,280
Then there are the ones that are like, he turned into a bear and mauled my dog to death.

514
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,280
You know what I mean?

515
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,720
Like, so you've got to kind of weed out what might sounds more plausible.

516
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:18,160
Now, do I believe that there was a Rocky and Bullwinkle villain who could jump 90 feet

517
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,760
in the air breathing fire?

518
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,760
No.

519
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:26,240
Do I believe that maybe it was some weird tinkerer aristocrat who just had like the ability to

520
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,760
like who had a pogo stick or something?

521
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:36,360
I mean, like there are possibilities because if we know anything from watching CSI Miami,

522
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:42,320
it's an eyewitness testimony is very unreliable.

523
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,320
But who man?

524
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,320
True.

525
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,320
I don't know.

526
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,320
True.

527
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,000
Also, I mean, you're talking like 18th, 19th century London.

528
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,200
I mean, I don't know what their forensics were like back then, but who knows?

529
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,200
He could have killed people.

530
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,760
He could have.

531
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,760
Maybe he was Jack the Ripper.

532
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,360
No, I mean, they were kind of acting at the same time.

533
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,520
Yeah, true.

534
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,520
Maybe true.

535
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,520
Maybe he killed the black Dahlia.

536
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,520
What was that?

537
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,520
I don't even know.

538
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,520
I don't know what that was.

539
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,520
It was still around.

540
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,680
It was the black that the black guy was a Jack the Ripper, was it?

541
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,280
No, that was no, no, no.

542
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,920
That was like early 20th century.

543
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920
I don't even know anymore.

544
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,960
I don't know anything.

545
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,960
Yeah.

546
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,960
Yeah.

547
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,960
I don't know when that was.

548
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,320
All these gruesome stories just kind of all just mishmash into my head.

549
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,360
I don't know what's going on anymore.

550
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:30,200
But yeah, so like I said, no one knows.

551
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,480
Maybe like he was maybe he was an alien.

552
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,280
Maybe he was a trickster guy.

553
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,880
I do like the idea of the trickster guy.

554
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,240
I mean, that's way more funny.

555
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,440
Maybe it was a demon.

556
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,440
I don't know.

557
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:45,800
But anyways, gang, that is the story of Spring Hill Jack.

558
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,120
How are you feeling about do you have any theories of your own?

559
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,480
Is there anything you want to?

560
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:57,640
I mean, yeah, I guess my best guess for him existing would probably be the board aristocrat

561
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:05,080
type guy or something or someone who's just fucked up, some sort of like inventor slash

562
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,800
mental patient type person.

563
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,800
I don't know.

564
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,800
It could have happened.

565
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,280
The aristocrat thing does seem like the most plausible thing.

566
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:18,480
I do like the idea of a group of aristocrats because I feel like I feel like we've heard

567
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,840
those stories before, but in real life.

568
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,360
You know what I mean?

569
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,360
Maybe not as like this, but like even like look at like the story of like Elizabeth Bathory.

570
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:31,200
Like she was technically an aristocrat and she fucking bathed in the blood of fucking

571
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,840
to be young again.

572
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:40,520
Like I'm not saying this is on the same level as that, but no, no, but yeah, but definitely

573
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,520
still kind of fucked up.

574
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:47,120
And it didn't in like it's not like he was like a mass murderer or anything.

575
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,840
It seems like someone who is just like, I don't know, having some sort of sick good

576
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,840
time, I guess.

577
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,960
Yeah, we're not condoning what he did.

578
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,320
It was fucked up no matter what.

579
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,120
No, no, yeah, totally, totally.

580
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:04,960
But what's fucked up is that every source I read is like he was a trickster or a prankster.

581
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,440
I'm like he's full on assaulting these women.

582
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,440
That's not fun.

583
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,440
Like that's not a prank.

584
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,600
Yeah, you can't really just chalk it up to, oh, he's just having a good time.

585
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,920
It's like, yeah, it's kind of a pretty fucking terrible thing.

586
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,000
Every article was basically like boys will be boys.

587
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Am I right?

588
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,280
You know, that's like, no, man, this is not good.

589
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,280
He wasn't a boy.

590
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,600
He had a mustache that was twirls and everything.

591
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,600
Oh, yeah.

592
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,640
He was a pretty wonderful looking dude.

593
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,960
He was a full grown man.

594
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,160
This isn't boys being boys.

595
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,160
Oh, yeah.

596
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,160
Full on assault.

597
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,160
But yeah, totally.

598
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,080
No, I don't know.

599
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,280
I think could have happened.

600
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,760
Definitely probably not like lived 100 years.

601
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,680
I imagine other people may have just done similar things.

602
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,680
But yeah, you never know.

603
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:54,400
But it could be like one of those things like maybe someone took on the mantle of and then

604
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,120
they'll because the promised not fans and did say people said he wore like a silver

605
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,880
mask, but that could also be like the helmet kind of thing.

606
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,080
You know, I mean, like, I don't know.

607
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,520
People back then were all fucking high on opium and didn't know and drink water.

608
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,440
You couldn't drink water back then.

609
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,440
So they're all fucked up from whiskey and beer.

610
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:17,480
It was the only way to purify anything back then.

611
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:25,640
Just an entire country full of whiskey and opium and yeah, you never you never want to

612
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,640
end up with stuff like that.

613
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:31,520
And if you watch any period piece ever, no one, no one's drinking water.

614
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,000
It's wine, beer or whiskey.

615
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:40,760
They're probably just having withdrawals from fucking not having like.

616
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,880
Like oh, man, I didn't take my cocaine from my toothache this morning.

617
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,800
Now I'm flipping out.

618
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,440
Oh, all right, man.

619
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,760
Well, wild times, wild times.

620
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,760
I think that was a good story.

621
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,600
I think I think it was that was fun, right?

622
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,600
I think we did.

623
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,600
Yeah, that was a good time.

624
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,600
Yeah, I like it.

625
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,600
I like it.

626
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,280
It was definitely interesting.

627
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,720
Didn't really know much about this guy.

628
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,960
And I feel like no one really does.

629
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:10,360
I feel like the name gets like he was mentioned in an episode of the Jackie Chan Adventures,

630
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,680
if you remember that show.

631
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,520
Oh, the animated series.

632
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,600
That's a deep hole.

633
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,720
There's a there's a there's a coffee company called Spring Hill Jack Coffee, which makes

634
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,720
really good coffee.

635
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,720
So you're into that.

636
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:30,640
But yeah, he's kind of like a lesser known kind of guy, which is kind of cool, I guess.

637
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,640
Yeah.

638
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,360
Which is what I try to do on the show.

639
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,360
I try.

640
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,520
I save big hitters for like like the big crypt is when I want to do like a multi part series.

641
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,800
But those get boring.

642
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,160
Everyone gets hyped for the first episode.

643
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,080
And by the third one, they're like, I'm sick of fucking listening about the mouth.

644
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,600
But I mean, well, thank you so much for joining me.

645
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,080
Do you want to do you want to plug anything?

646
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,680
Like, do you want people like follow you on Instagram or anything?

647
00:32:55,680 --> 00:33:00,080
Do you have a do you have an Instagram just for your 3D printing or anything like that?

648
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:04,920
No, no, I actually don't really post much of anything on Instagram.

649
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,280
So no, I don't really have anything to plug.

650
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,080
I'm just just a normie.

651
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,840
You know, well, it sucks to suck, nerd.

652
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,800
I don't know.

653
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,240
It's been fun.

654
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,240
All right.

655
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:22,600
But yeah, so don't follow Ging on any social media, but you could follow us on Instagram

656
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,160
at Cryptic Cocktail.

657
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,040
Follow us on TikTok at Cryptic Cocktail Party.

658
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,640
We have a Patreon if you want to subscribe to it.

659
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,640
It's five dollars a month.

660
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,880
I do not post on there ever.

661
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,320
And I feel really bad for Mark, who is the one patron that I do have.

662
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,320
I'm sorry.

663
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,320
I will get to doing stuff.

664
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:44,440
It was a Discord server and it's very lonely in there.

665
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:49,680
I'm talking to basically myself when I post some Discord.

666
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:54,640
But yeah, with that, Ging, would you like to say goodbye to the audience?

667
00:33:54,640 --> 00:34:10,280
Goodbye, everyone.

