1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Like they were they were in love, right? 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:05,200 I hope so 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:11,120 Because if they weren't if you make up your imaginary friend, you're not in absolutely in love with your imaginary friend 4 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:35,120 Why'd you make them up? 5 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:42,080 Hey everybody welcome back to another episode of cryptic cocktail party a show where we have a few drinks share a few laughs 6 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:46,800 Take a dive into the unknown. I'm your host Dave and once again for the third week in a row 7 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:52,000 I'm joined by the most handsome boy number two co-host of all time colby clark 8 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,640 What's going on? 9 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:02,240 What a sandwich compliment it was good, uh the most handsome boy, but 10 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:07,840 I just wanted to cut you a little bit. You are number two. Hey, that was after you nick that was spoken 11 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:14,080 By the fans. I had no say in this if I you're always my number one, right? You're my ride or die 12 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:21,120 I mean if i'm anything I want to be a man of the people so um, you know if the if the people have spoken 13 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,800 Then they've spoken 14 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:28,480 But you know nick i'm coming for your ass. Oh, so you call yourself a people pleaser then I mean 15 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:35,840 Is that what a man is that what a man of the people idiots? I have no idea way to way to twist my words 16 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,920 Yeah, right name three people that you've pleased colby. All right 17 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,440 Um 18 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,840 All right, good god, it's fine, uh, but no, how you doing bud? 19 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:55,140 I'm doing good. Yeah, good. You're looking good. Yeah, i'm just i'm just hanging at the house. Thank you. Um, I showered yesterday 20 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:58,020 Is that why your hair looks luscious today? 21 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:05,140 That's probably why it looks good. Look at them locks. I appreciate it. Yeah. Thank you. How are you? I'm doing all right. Um, 22 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:09,860 I got a sorry long story. Okay kind of long story. Uh, 23 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:12,420 So we have we have mice 24 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:17,860 Not like us pets. They're just at our house and right so unwanted. Yeah, so we got um 25 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:22,900 Like these like have heart trap things where they just go in and like a door shuts behind them and they're in there 26 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:27,060 So we're trying to capture this mouse and we decided that if we catch it 27 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,300 it's too cold to let it outside because we're 28 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:31,860 bleeding hearts and uh 29 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:34,020 So we bought a cage 30 00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:36,260 All this stuff for it 31 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:39,460 And then when we finally captured the mouse it uh 32 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:44,660 It got out and ran away and we haven't seen it since so yesterday. We're oh no yesterday 33 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:48,660 We were like, well, we got to return all this shit to amazon because there was a we bought a lot of stuff for this 34 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:50,420 fucking mouse 35 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:55,300 Well, it's probably a good thing. Yeah, I said oh no, and then I was like well, didn't you want to let it go? 36 00:02:55,460 --> 00:03:00,580 Yeah, but anyways, so kind of so instead of so we were in the process of like just starting the amazon returns 37 00:03:00,740 --> 00:03:04,900 And then ali just goes but what if we just got a hamster? So now we have a hamster 38 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:08,180 Yes 39 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:09,940 It's a 40 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:14,660 Return of events a syrian dwarf hamster and we named him gimli after uh 41 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:18,100 The dwarf from lord of the rings. Perfect. It's cute. Love it 42 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:22,580 Oh, how is your cat doing? You got you got a new kitten. You have a name for it now. Yes, we do 43 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:23,940 um 44 00:03:23,940 --> 00:03:25,940 I mean i've been saying bram 45 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,580 Uh, isn't like bram stoker because he's a little vampire 46 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:30,100 um 47 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:31,780 however 48 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:33,380 It might be brahm 49 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:39,220 I said brahm comes from abraham. I told ali is like oh they named they named it brahm after brahm stoker 50 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:43,220 She's like it's braham, but I think it's brahm stoker. Isn't it? Okay. All right 51 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:49,140 I'm 100 is this like niche is this I thought it was like the word niche. Yeah, it's like niche or niche 52 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:55,620 But it's definitely niche. Uh, but also yeah. All right. All right. I I think it's brahm when you sent it to me. That's how I 53 00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:58,980 Assumed it was really okay. Yeah. All right 54 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:04,660 Maybe it's both moves like that fucking dress or is it bram fucked up the world. Is it bram stoker? 55 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:11,300 It's brahm stoker. I feel like i've always said bram stoker and when we liked the 56 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,300 The 57 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:18,340 Order of letters that that made we were pronouncing it as bram 58 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:22,900 What the fuck does that mean colby 59 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:28,680 Because I can't say that word because I because it has different meanings right it has different pronunciations 60 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:31,460 You can't say you can't say bram 61 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:38,500 So I say the that order of lettering the order of letters the way the word spells out to be 62 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,540 What we want we what we liked 63 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:44,260 When we saw it was bram 64 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:48,580 What we thought in our heads was bram you're gonna have a kid one day and you're gonna be like well 65 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:51,540 The order of letters is this way, but we pronounce it this way 66 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:56,260 It's gonna be like fucking like a skyler situation, but it's like sky ll 67 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,580 Aur 68 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:05,300 So we're just gonna have his middle name be constantly changing uh to like revision one revision two revision three 69 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,300 Three 70 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:12,020 You never come up with a fucking solid name for him you're gonna have to pay for so many social security cards 71 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:17,060 That's fine. Did you know that there are illegal names? 72 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,940 Uh like what? 73 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:27,140 Huh, isn't it the cool? So in different countries there are names that are illegal that you cannot name your child 74 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:34,500 Okay, how cool is that is there that's that's bonkers first of all and yeah exactly 75 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,500 But like what would they be? 76 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:40,900 Like like i assume in germany like shit that's adolf hitler or something like that 77 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:47,060 Right. Well, it's mostly stuff. That's like associated with like the devil and like religion because I was specifically 78 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:51,300 I was like this cat's gonna have an aggressive name. He's he has to something to do 79 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:57,780 We were close to doing like bills above but like bb for sure, you know, it's kind of cute 80 00:05:57,780 --> 00:06:04,020 Yeah, right. My buddy had a buddy gang had a bunny and we named he named it b l is a bunny 81 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,180 I thought that was pretty good 82 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:08,180 Oh, that's good b l is a bug for short 83 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,900 Not that much 84 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:18,340 Oh shit, all right colby. Well, i'm glad the cat has a name now and it's not just you know 85 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:22,980 Cat at this point. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, i'm happy for you 86 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:28,020 And also I also wanted to ask because uh tim a co-worker of mine he listens to the show and he's been very concerned 87 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:31,380 That this cat doesn't have a name yet. So he will listen to this and hopefully 88 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,700 It'll put his mind at ease. He's not just like staying awake at night. Just 89 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:41,540 Curious and wondering and scared that this cat is nameless a named kitty 90 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:44,900 If that's with you, okay 91 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:51,700 All right colby. So for the past two weeks, we've been talking about the moth man. We talked about uh, yeah, we have corn stock 92 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:53,700 His curse and then we talked about 93 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:58,100 Uh the moth man sightings we didn't go through all of them because there's a shit ton of them 94 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:00,420 But we did go through a few like the fun ones at least 95 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:04,580 There was a there was a bunch that were like, ah, it was a big owl 96 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:08,180 Called big big hoot not big foot big out 97 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:13,460 Uh, they have some some people said they it was a crane. It was it's a whole thing but 98 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,900 Now we're going to get into the weirdly weird nitty gritty bullshit 99 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,380 Now initially I was going to do an episode after this 100 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:24,420 But I think this is a good closing to our moth man series because I wanted to do an episode on the men in black 101 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:26,580 But I feel like that dessert deserves like 102 00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:31,780 Its whole thing because the men in black when I started looking into it are fucking wild 103 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:33,860 So today 104 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:35,860 We are going to go over 105 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:39,700 What I consider the weirdest part of the entire moth man 106 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:45,780 Uh universe, I like extended universe, I guess I don't know how else to describe it 107 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:50,980 And that is uh an encounter between a man named woodrow darren burger 108 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,700 and indrid cold 109 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:57,460 Great name which one 110 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:05,940 They're both pretty good names i've heard injured cold indrid cold you and you kind of look like 111 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:13,860 I can't the description of injured cold is kind of your that's the t-shirt. It's just my face on it 112 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:21,220 This is injured cold bro new merch dropping soon 113 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:25,860 What was the other one the burger name 114 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,940 Woodrow darren burger he goes by woody 115 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:32,980 Even but yeah, love it. It's good 116 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:38,580 Uh, so you've heard of injured cold. I assume kind of I mean at least from me saying it to you 117 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,780 only from you 118 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:48,660 That tracks I am the perfect specimen to tell uh 119 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:54,740 Cryptid stories too. Yeah, because I don't know most of them. This isn't really a cryptid though and also 120 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:58,980 It doesn't really have much to do with the moth man. It just 121 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,700 So happened that this was happening 122 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:06,980 Pretty much in the same time frame as when the moth man was happening, but we'll get into that 123 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:14,340 Are you ready to hear about woodrow darren burger and his encounter with injured cold? Super ready 124 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:17,140 Okay, let's get into it. All right, let's do it 125 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:22,180 Woodrow darren burger was a sewing machine salesman from mineral wells of west virginia 126 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:27,780 Which is about an hour east of point pleasant or as you so aptly uh renamed it point pleasure 127 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:34,820 Uh, oh, yeah, and I couldn't find anything literally anything about this town besides 128 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:42,180 Uh that it was east of point pleasant the reason being is I don't think I don't think this is technically 129 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:48,980 A town or a city or even like an unincorporated township according to the u.s. Census bureau 130 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:56,420 Uh, it's what is considered a cdp or quote census designated place which I don't 100% know 131 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,300 What it means? 132 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:02,500 The definition of it is a concentration of population 133 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:07,780 So it's possible that this that it just means that like it's just a bunch of people set up shop in an area 134 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:12,100 And the government just needs to keep tabs on them or something like that. Yeah 135 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,660 Yeah, it's like one of the yeah 136 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:16,660 What's the other name for that? We're 137 00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,660 I mean they were popping it happened in philly 138 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:24,020 And they fucking like bombed the shit out of it. Um, it's just like he's free 139 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:26,980 Yeah, it was terrible. Um 140 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,220 Never mind 141 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:34,900 Uh where they just say yeah, this is our zone something zone. Oh you're talking about like in portland 142 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:38,580 Uh, yeah that one as well. Yeah kind of but it's not 143 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:41,460 Inside of another city. This is just like 144 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:44,260 A fucking area where it's like 145 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:49,700 A fucking area where grandfathered in sure, but yeah, but anyways, uh 146 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:55,860 On november 2nd 1966 just two weeks before 147 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,340 that first initial 148 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:04,580 Mothman encounter between the two couples that were drag racing around the tnt area at around 7 30 pm 149 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:10,740 Woodrow darrenberger was driving home from marietta, ohio after a long day of hawkins sewing machines 150 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:16,660 He was driving down route 77 around parkersburg, wester Virginia just before the route 47 juncture 151 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,220 When he says that he saw a car just 152 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,380 Blow past him 153 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:28,180 And then following closely behind that car was a 30 to 35 foot metallic cigar shaped craft 154 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:34,980 That darrenberger described as looking like the chimney to a kerosene lamp and being almost like a charcoal color 155 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:42,340 Now after passing woodrow's truck the craft swerved in front of him and slowed down. It wasn't like an abrupt slow 156 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,100 he wasn't like 157 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:47,940 Intergalactically like brake checking him but it he slowed down and it 158 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:52,500 He just it just caused woodrow's to also slow down and come to a stop behind the craft 159 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:56,340 The craft also kind of like kitty cornered like it was like, uh 160 00:11:57,780 --> 00:12:03,380 That's the word i'm looking for it was across his lane of traffic and not like it wasn't like bumper to bumper 161 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:05,380 uh, he then 162 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,020 Thank you. It was 163 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:13,860 He then said that when the craft stopped it hovered about 10 inches off the ground and then a door on the ship opened 164 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,020 and a being exited 165 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:19,940 Woody described the being as just an ordinary dude 166 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:27,940 And this is he seemed to be about 35 years old roughly six feet tall with an olive complexion and dark brown hair 167 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:31,380 His arms were crossed in front of his body and he had a large 168 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:33,380 Fixed grin on his face 169 00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:45,780 So, I mean yeah one day this will all be mine 170 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:54,100 No, just as soon as he exited the door closed and the ship shot straight up 75 feet in the air 171 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:55,620 Just kind of hung there 172 00:12:55,620 --> 00:13:01,460 He approached woodrow's truck and politely asked woody to roll down his window and that he would like to talk to him 173 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:08,020 What he obliged but didn't say anything the being then asked why are you frightened? Don't be frightened 174 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:14,500 We wish you no harm. We are the same as you we eat we breathe we sleep we bleed even as you do 175 00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:18,100 Please don't be afraid which is fucking unnerved first of all 176 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:20,980 Yeah 177 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:23,620 That's not comforting to hear from a fucking ain't like if 178 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:29,700 If you have to say all that then you know, there is a reason that they would be afraid in the first place, right? 179 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:33,060 Yeah, you know you're terrifying to look at. Yeah 180 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:34,340 uh 181 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:39,780 Because he just considering he had a permanent grin attached on his face and he was he walked out with his arms folded like his 182 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:47,060 Arms were across his chest. I'm just picturing like the everyday man. Just like tim allen from fucking tool time or some shit, you know 183 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,620 Definitely a flannel involved 184 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:57,140 No, it said that he wore a like a like a weird greenish blue metallic almost like a suit kind of 185 00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:03,380 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, and he wore trousers and the material for the trousers were just trouser material 186 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,700 Way ahead of his time this guy's killing it fashion wise 187 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:15,540 Uh, and then after the being said all that to him that don't be afraid shit the being asked 188 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:18,180 What are you called? They call me woody 189 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,180 Yeah 190 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:23,060 Joe answered and then the being responded with 191 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,460 I am called cold 192 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:32,820 Now obviously as we just said no amount of reassurance from an alien being would ever put anyone truly at ease 193 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:36,740 So woodrow was completely freaked the fuck out, but he didn't feel threatened 194 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:42,340 Cold despite that being his name was courteous and genuinely pretty friendly 195 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:49,700 Uh cold then looked over at the city of parkersburg and asked what's that and woody was like that's a city 196 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:54,660 And after woodrow finished explaining to him the concept of what a city was cold replied 197 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:58,120 Oh where I come from those are called gatherings 198 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,100 Oh, wow 199 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,060 No, so this is what everybody has ever hoped for 200 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:11,940 Yeah, or or or envisioned that if you know another being came to earth that they would have to explain 201 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:18,260 You know these things that that we know as what they are. Yeah, pretty much. It's like every twitter meme, right? 202 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,020 Yeah, right. Yeah, they uh they chatted for a bit 203 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,900 He asked woodrow what he did for a living woodrow answered that he was a salesman 204 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:33,460 And cold informed him that he was a searcher but didn't go into any further detail for what that could possibly mean 205 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:39,220 I mean, but the wildest part about the wildest part about this aside from the fact that the dude came out of a spaceship 206 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,780 Is that injured cold? 207 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,020 Never actually spoke a word 208 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:50,840 His face was always a fix in that permanent grin this entire conversation was being done telepathically 209 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,100 Sure 210 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:59,060 Right, yeah, right. Mm-hmm. Now. Yeah. Yeah, he was either 211 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:03,860 You know speaking into his mind or or this man's mind was speaking into itself 212 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:08,020 Now this would rightly freak anyone out 213 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:13,540 But luckily cold didn't form woodrow that this would be the case at the beginning of the conversation 214 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:18,500 And that he did tell woodrow that he could either talk or just think his comments 215 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:25,380 Either worked for cold the conversation lasted about 10 minutes and after that cold told woodrow 216 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:31,220 That quote we will see you again and then just got on the spaceship and fucking left 217 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,380 Hey 218 00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:38,180 Woodrow reported his encounter to the parkersburg police 219 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:45,380 And then he was then contacted by an air force representative that same night and questioned about his encounter for hours 220 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:50,340 By the next day the media had gotten wind of the story and that same evening 221 00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:56,420 He went on live tv in parkersburg and was interviewed by the city police the state police the wood 222 00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:02,180 The wood county airport and people from the datin ohio air force base, which is fucking 223 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:08,500 Wild like this dude is like fuck it. I got nothing to yeah, he balls to the wall like 224 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:14,500 And I respect him for it. But yeah, he was just like i'm gonna put all this shit out here ridicule be damned 225 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:18,580 I don't even think he has a family like he has like a wife and two kids 226 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:25,220 He's like, you know, fuck them. I think it like yeah didn't even think about the repercussions is more important 227 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,700 I mean kind of I guess 228 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:33,940 Dependent your face says no. I'm i'm uh, i'm i'm weighing 229 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:39,860 Uh the the importance of of mysterious shit 230 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,380 Well, luckily for mr 231 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:49,220 Derenberger the interview actually kind of helped his case after it aired several people came forward claiming 232 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:52,820 They saw lights in the sky along that same stretch of road where he had his encounter 233 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:59,220 An older man reported that he had saw a man matching injured coles description trying to flag him down on route 77 234 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,300 But the old guy was too afraid to stop 235 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:07,620 But the best reports were from those who saw derenberger pulled off to the side of the road and talking to this man 236 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,860 Because remember this took place on an active highway at 7 30 at night 237 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:15,380 So people were driving up and down this road. It's not like it was like 3 a.m 238 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:19,140 On like a backcountry road like people saw this shit go down 239 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:25,780 And his story was huge news in the area the parkersburg news covered this story 240 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:30,100 And the stories of anonymous witnesses for almost three weeks 241 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:36,260 He was interviewed by not only john keel for his book the mothman prophecies, but gray barker as well who was another 242 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,100 UFO researcher of the time 243 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,100 Now colby 244 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,900 This would be a cool story if this was it 245 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:51,380 Just a weird one-off alien sighting, but according to woody his encounters didn't end there 246 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:57,380 While driving home from the interview the day after the sighting woodrow claims that cold reached out again 247 00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:01,540 But this time entirely telepathically like cold was nowhere around 248 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:07,320 He told woody that his name was indrid cold that he was from a planet called landulose 249 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:13,400 Uh cold described landulose as being pretty similar to earth water air plants animals that type of shit 250 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:17,720 Indrid went on to tell woody again that he was part of a group called the searchers 251 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,720 but this time 252 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,800 He clarified what that meant 253 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:27,320 And is that he was sent to earth to learn about the planet and its peoples 254 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,800 The conversation ended and woody would return home over the next month 255 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:36,840 His house would be like overrun with people outside his home trying to talk to him 256 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:43,240 Harass him or just try to catch a glimpse of the now infamous injured cold who woodrow claimed 257 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,960 Would make regular visits to him in his house 258 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:53,400 Where are we at right now with injured cold colby? Um, all right, so he was like 259 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,280 All right. Listen, I heard you talking shit 260 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,720 And I gotta do a return 261 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:05,320 Uh interview here, you know, I'll let you know. All right, if you're gonna be telling people about me, um 262 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,880 You get your fucking facts, right? 263 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,480 Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, so you gave him a little bit more context clues 264 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,040 um 265 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:19,720 Which makes sense. Yeah, I mean if I if I could but that's also on cold for not hear anybody's 266 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,480 Like did cold not think he was gonna go tell people like you if you're gonna 267 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:28,040 Right, like give me the the facts I need before I just start talking shit to people 268 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:36,280 Yeah, I mean you guys have developed a way to literally, uh, you know travel that far in space. Yeah 269 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:40,280 Um, but you didn't think uh, yeah, he might tell a few people 270 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,560 Well, but you thought of a whole speech they wouldn't be afraid of you 271 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,720 It's true 272 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:53,480 That means you had some understanding of what earthlings were like you knew that we were going to be fucking terrified of a smiling man 273 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,640 Not talking to me with his mouth 274 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,160 But you didn't have the forethought to think that i'm gonna tell someone about this 275 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,000 Some some see some searcher he is a fucking dickhead 276 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:09,000 They're they're so like cerebral but the face was just like something they made so like 277 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,760 We think that humans aren't afraid of smiling 278 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,360 And so they just put a which made it more terrifying 279 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,720 Yeah, well, he doesn't stop smiling. Well, that's the thing with like obviously you're not like super 280 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,560 uh 281 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:29,640 versed in like ufo encounters or something like that and like alien encounters or interdimensional being encounters it might be now that you've been on the 282 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,320 show a bunch of times but 283 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,640 one thing that i've learned from aliens and 284 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:39,080 Otherworldly beings is that everything they do to try to put humans at ease 285 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,440 Usually always has the exact opposite effects 286 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,080 Like yeah, it's it's never good 287 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:50,920 Yeah, they try to look human and it's just off a bit like fucking tom hanks and the polar express kind of thing 288 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,800 Like it's it's human but it's not 289 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,600 the men in black, uh water sugar scene 290 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,160 Yeah 291 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,720 Like it's human but it's off. It's not good 292 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,920 Yeah. All right. Yeah close. Let's get back. Let's get back to woody and 293 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:12,840 What he's been dealing with since this encounter, uh, the family would receive strange phone calls 294 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,200 Uh, mostly just odd beeps and electronic screechings or hums 295 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:22,840 Other times it was threats to stop speaking about his encounters the family even changed their number to an unlisted one 296 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:28,040 But the calls kept coming my theory is that this was the men in black because this is classic men in black behavior 297 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,520 Kind of just like trying to make you go insane. So that no matter what you say 298 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:39,560 Seems less credible kind of thing if that makes sense, right? Right. Yeah, it's like gaslighting in like a weird way 299 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:45,880 I you can't tell us everything we're fragile creatures, you know, we cannot know the whole truth 300 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:51,400 Or else are you quoting men in black in a movie right now and sue is that what it shit? 301 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,520 I might have been I don't know. I might have looked that up before we started now 302 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,040 this 303 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,600 Activity went out for months and his wife and kids were 304 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,560 Not cool with the situation 305 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,880 His wife did say that she encountered intercold a few times same thing with his kids 306 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,040 Uh, the kids were being harassed at school 307 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:15,160 His wife was getting the same kind of treatment being called a liar and just just not nice things 308 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:20,840 So she took the kids and moved to cleveland and shortly after divorced woodrow damn 309 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,080 now from here on 310 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,440 Woody and indor 311 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,000 Woody and injured cold became lifelong friends 312 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:35,480 They would communicate telepathically or injured would come come for a visit and even sometimes bring friends along with him from his home planet 313 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,740 Lanylos and they pretty much just 314 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:42,780 Came to like brag to woody about how much their planet rules and earth kind of sucks 315 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,820 All right, hold on here 316 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:51,820 They're like, yeah, it's great. Is that what is that what woody said pretty much? Yeah 317 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:57,180 Uh woody also eventually met indrid's wife. Can you guess what her name is? 318 00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:59,580 um 319 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:08,220 Uh, so i'm just guessing based on like no context just what her name. Yeah, what is what is indrid cold's alien wife? 320 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:11,740 Oh, oh the alien wife. Yeah, right. Yeah 321 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:15,740 Something very like i am a human 322 00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:20,300 Kind of yeah 323 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,060 Yeah, yeah 324 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:29,660 What's what's the most popular? Uh, like middle name uh lin or like ann or like something like very? 325 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:31,740 Kind of close her name was kimmy 326 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,900 Okay, all right 327 00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:40,940 But not just not kim or kimberly. Nope. Kimmy the k i m m y 328 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:46,460 Real casual. Yes. Hey, i'm i'm i'm a i'm a human what's going on? 329 00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:49,900 Hey 330 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:56,300 Kimmy they saw that on a on an intergalactic galactic broadcast of like saved by the bell or something. I don't know 331 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,140 Yes 332 00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:00,140 Yep, uh now what do you 333 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,220 What do you learn that? 334 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:09,660 Lanulos was in a distant galaxy and that everyone lived there in perfect harmony kind of like a garden of eden type of situation 335 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:16,700 Yeah, nice try one night after hanging out indrid invited woody to check out the inside of his spaceship 336 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:21,900 And of course woody was like, oh boy what I ever missed her so they climbed aboard candy on the side 337 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:27,660 We figured out world peace 338 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:32,780 You want to come see these puppies I got in my spaceship. Oh boy, mr. Yeah 339 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:34,620 uh 340 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:38,220 So they climbed aboard and woody was just blown away 341 00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:44,540 Mostly by like the fact that the doors could open and close on their own and then there's like dials and controls and stuff 342 00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:48,140 But just like pretty simple automation. He's like in awe of like technology 343 00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:50,940 Uh, he also is from a place 344 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:53,020 Uh that isn't a town 345 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,420 In west virginia, so he probably hasn't seen 346 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,300 a lot of it 347 00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:01,580 We ain't got we we ain't been made of town yet 348 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,820 Maybe one day we might be no once upon the ship 349 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:10,140 Indrid asked woody if he'd like to go on a trip somewhere anywhere he wanted 350 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:15,660 So woody for some reason chose the amazon rainforest. I don't know why but anyway, so that's what they did 351 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:22,380 Don't just casually put that in there, right? 352 00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:29,340 I know you just want to continue through and have no breaks here, but holy smokes 353 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:33,180 Yeah, of course they did 354 00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:36,780 Let's look behind door number one to the spaceship you want to 355 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:38,300 uh 356 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:40,380 vacation to the amazon 357 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:46,060 But yeah, so that's what they that's what they did. They uh, they fucking flew flew over the rainforest 358 00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,660 They got to see like the nice canopy 359 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:51,500 He saw tribes walking around because they're looking down like through a window or some shit 360 00:26:52,060 --> 00:26:55,980 And then uh after scoping out the forest indrid was like this is cool and all 361 00:26:56,540 --> 00:27:00,540 But you want to go see my home planet and woody was like fuck. Yeah, I do 362 00:27:01,260 --> 00:27:05,820 So the one guy's got like like like like an amazon like a version of the amazon I can see 363 00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:07,820 Um 364 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:19,500 After breaching the earth's atmosphere they got within about 600 miles of the moon 365 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:25,260 An injured ship docked with what injured called the flagship like a mothership 366 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:33,260 Woody claimed that this ship was 300 feet long and almost nine stories tall just like a just a big fucking ship 367 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:36,460 Now after docking with the flagship they were off 368 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:41,180 After traveling for some time the windows of the ship opened as they passed the planet saturn 369 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:48,540 And injured told woody that it may look like a dead planet, but underneath the atmosphere there were civilizations and even agriculture 370 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:54,860 Which I mean sure bud, whatever you say. It's only it's only 900 degrees on the surface of the fucking planet 371 00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:57,660 But you know it is what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 372 00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:02,780 And and we just opened the windows, uh in in just space not okay? 373 00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:11,100 Okay, I got you they're not opening like it's like a plane how they have like the shades that come up and down 374 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,380 I think at least at least I at least I think it's like that 375 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,100 I have no idea 376 00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:18,540 Right, right, right 377 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:22,620 But but but mainly he's like, yeah, no, there's there's shit going on over there 378 00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:25,340 But anyways, they flew past saturn 379 00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:31,580 Injured cold lied straight to woody's face and then the windows closed again and then in about 30 minutes 380 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:34,940 They were over injured's home world of lanulos apparently 381 00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:41,260 His people could bend space and time so traveling is like it's nothing to them. They can just in and out whatever 382 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:43,340 I would love to have the 383 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:48,140 The be able to bend space and time. Yeah, they'd be nice. All right, you gotta get home 384 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,100 Just there 385 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:56,380 Oh done, you know, we're we're getting there. I fucking hope so. It's about time 386 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:59,420 We got some teleportation and you know 387 00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:07,260 So once they got to uh, indras home world lanulos they boarded injured ship and undocked from the flagship and started flying over the planet 388 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:13,500 Woody stated that he saw cities fields and forests rivers just normal planet shit 389 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,100 And then from his vantage point 390 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:19,900 He said he could see people walking the streets and vehicles on the road and highways that had no wheels 391 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:24,780 But hovered over the pavement the ship soon landed and they went to indrid's house 392 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,620 His home was made of brick and glass and everything ran on nuclear power 393 00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:35,420 Indrid's home was pretty much just like a modern smart home. It had automated everything kitchen laundry, you name it 394 00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:38,060 And then after checking out indrid's digs 395 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:41,820 And it was like hey, why don't we take a day trip into the city? 396 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:47,580 So they went to a nearby city that was named number 27 gathering 397 00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:51,820 right now just like any city there are hundreds of people just 398 00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:55,740 Going about their day working shopping moving from place to place 399 00:29:56,220 --> 00:30:02,380 But instead of walking they were using moving sidewalks like the kind you see in an airport. Yeah 400 00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:09,260 Which sounds frustrating because I already hate when people walk on sidewalks like slow and or like four people across like 401 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:14,860 Imagine a moving sidewalk and someone's just standing on it like fuck you dude. Get out of my way. It's it's it's 402 00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:18,860 it's so like futuristic that it seems like 403 00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:23,740 it's like this is what I think the future is gonna be you know, like like I 404 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:28,220 I is is is he actually you know, like um 405 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:32,060 Seeing something that that could be in the future 406 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:37,660 You know what I mean? Like we come back around and like things that we thought were gonna be futuristic are actually futuristic 407 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:45,260 But some things are like I feel like we're gonna have this in the future. So i'll place this into my story 408 00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:47,820 Yeah, kind of we'll get to 409 00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:53,580 We'll get there now besides this like the moving sidewalk because this place is litter moving sidewalks. It's just all it is 410 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:55,340 There's moving sidewalks everywhere 411 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:59,900 It was pretty much just like any other major city on earth the streets were lined with stores businesses things like that 412 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,660 what he said that he saw like 413 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:03,660 but pretty much equated to 414 00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,180 uh 415 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:10,940 Like our department stores kind of thing the only real noticeable difference at least to woody 416 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:14,300 Was that everyone was naked and everyone was hot? 417 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:16,300 just 418 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:23,980 What just a planet of like the most fuckable aliens you've ever seen attract it. Yeah. Okay, so hot is an attractiveness 419 00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:28,700 All right, so you use the term or you're using the term hot. He did not say that they were 420 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:34,140 They were hot or that they were the most fuckable aliens he's ever seen that that's me. Right, right, right 421 00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:36,140 My editorial spit on it 422 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:42,460 Perfect. Okay. All right now according to indrid the laniel oceans, which is what they're called 423 00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:44,620 Had the belief 424 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:51,980 That they wanted to be seen as god intended and only wore clothing when it was exceptionally cold or while they were dancing 425 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,300 now, I don't know 426 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,540 if 427 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,700 Indrid means like I don't know 428 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:03,020 Their religion is it christian god like do they do we have the same god? 429 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:06,220 Like did they have a jesus don't make no junk, you know 430 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:14,540 I fucking hate you so much. That's that's the that's the view. Yeah, god don't make no junk. I mean fair 431 00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:18,780 Uh, well, yeah woody not wanting to offend 432 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,500 Decided to disrobe himself 433 00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:25,020 And nice he felt a little self-conscious because he was a little overweight 434 00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:29,580 And then indrid informed him that the people of lanielos are physically human 435 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:33,740 But because of their healthy lifestyle, they eat mostly like fruits vegetables and seafood 436 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:39,980 They live to be anywhere between the ages of 125 and 175 years old 437 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:44,380 Their society is their society is focused on happiness and understanding 438 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:50,060 The children are in school until the age of 28 and are free to choose any job 439 00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:53,500 They want after finishing and can change careers at any time 440 00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:56,060 Which is wild 441 00:32:56,060 --> 00:33:04,140 Wild commie bastards. Oh you want you want to get into communism their economy also works a little bit different 442 00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:07,660 People weren't paid by their skills or experience 443 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:12,940 But instead were paid according to the size of their families and the basic needs to provide for them 444 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:15,420 Which I mean isn't a bad like that's pretty good, right? 445 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:18,460 That's crazy 446 00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:22,220 So you're telling me that bernie sanders traveled through time 447 00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:26,220 So they 448 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:30,220 Just to spread the word 449 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:37,980 Um, damn, okay. I mean it sounds like this guy just had some good ideas and he didn't know how to tell people about it 450 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:40,460 he's like I feel like 451 00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:47,500 We might get into that a little bit at the end here, uh now after sure sure i'm gonna get it myself after his visit 452 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:54,480 To lanulos and you know, i'm sure he had to he had to have gotten freaky with one of those aliens 453 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,720 I assume I don't know. But anyways when he returned home all sexy, they're all just 454 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,840 fuckable 455 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,880 Huh? Yeah now after his visit. Oh my god, and when he returned home 456 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:11,040 He had another encounter with two different humanoid creatures that were decidedly not as friendly as indrid 457 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:16,080 Apparently indrid's home planet of lanulos wasn't the only inhabited world in the universe 458 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:22,720 One night woody and his friend jim were out looking for ufos in a spot where they can sometimes be spotted well 459 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:28,480 That night they got lucky enough because a little bit after they arrived a ufo landed in a field nearby 460 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:35,600 And they saw two humanoid figures step out of the craft woody and jim started walking towards them figuring they must be 461 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:43,280 Lanulotians, but then woody noticed indrid and two other lanulotians named carl ardo and demo hassan 462 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,280 demo hassan 463 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,840 Walking in from the other direction 464 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:55,280 Indrid telepathically informed woody that these beings were not from lanulos and that him and his crew were gonna flank these other beings 465 00:34:55,680 --> 00:35:02,160 But woody needed to cause a distraction. So woody did just what I don't know those motherfuckers. I do not know them 466 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,320 Hold on 467 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,640 Woody, woody, woody, woody, woody slow down now. Listen, I need you to distract them 468 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:13,440 I know he's grinning and all but let me be real with you. The grin was just the thing we did 469 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,600 that we thought you guys would like and 470 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,520 He's not he's not us he's not us man 471 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:25,360 so so woody did just that by starting an argument with jim like a fake argument to try and draw the uh, 472 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,160 the other two humanoid looking people away from the 473 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,280 The attention of uh indrid and what was the other guy's name carl and demo? 474 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,280 Demo 475 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:41,360 Demos an explosive guy, you know, he deals with all the 476 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,880 you know, and that's where they got the idea for uh, 477 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:51,040 For oceans 11 to have a demo guy and I was just gonna say injured crewed up like it was oceans 11 478 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Yes 479 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,680 This is our demo specialist his name is demo, uh, whatever 480 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,000 We'll we'll put something on the end of it to not make it sound too much like he's the demo guy 481 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,240 But anyways, uh woody and jim's distraction worked 482 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,640 and uh 483 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:17,200 Indrid and his crew got where they needed and confronted the other crew the humanoids or whatever 484 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:23,200 After a few tense minutes, which woody thought was going to get physical the two non-landu lotions 485 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,560 Uh got on their ship and just left once they departed 486 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:33,280 Indrid told woody that they were a race of beings called humanoids which is convenient and were from another galaxy 487 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,720 They looked like humans but with a few differences like a set of hair 488 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,040 They had little pin feathers like a bird of some kind 489 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,440 Uh around their eyes were wrinkly and red 490 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:46,180 Kind of fucked up. Uh, he also said that they weren't necessarily dangerous 491 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,200 But they did like to steal shit 492 00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,600 including humans 493 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:59,360 And that they were responsible for the abduction of betty and barney hill is fucking kleptos that stole betty and barney 494 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:04,800 We fucking found them now just a few just a few months after this. I think it was like 495 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:13,280 I don't remember the amount of time but uh after this apparently there was a huge standoff between the humanoids and the landu lotions just above earth 496 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,680 uh, it included 11 ships total 497 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,120 and 498 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:23,280 Uh, they were all involved in the standoff, but luckily it ended peacefully and the humanoids were escorted to the edge of the galaxy 499 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,280 And banished from ever returning 500 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,840 so damn uh 501 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,080 Now there's a lot of yada yada yada going on because there's 502 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,520 Woody went through a lot of shit with indrid 503 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,720 eventually around this time, uh woody did ask indrid like like 504 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,200 What do you want from me and indrid told him I want you to talk to? 505 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,720 People share your story in your message tell your people how we live 506 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:54,320 Uh convince your people in government to tell the truth about ufos and change their ways the usual alien stuff 507 00:37:54,320 --> 00:38:00,580 I guess right you know what I mean? Yeah, uh, but what he did just that. He wrote the book visitors from millennials 508 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,840 Which is a lot of this is from and also a lot of this is from the televised interview that he did 509 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,840 And he would talk to the media whenever he could he gave lectures interviews 510 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,200 Everything and anything to kind of tell the story of indrid cold 511 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,720 Uh, which again there's way more of we rarely like scratch the surface 512 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:22,080 But he he did try his hardest to keep that promise to indrid all the way up until his death in 1990 513 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,040 Now his daughter tanya who also tragically passed away at the age of 60 514 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:33,520 Uh picked up where her where her father left off writing the book beyond lanulos our 50 years with indrid cold 515 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:39,600 I don't know much about uh tanya or her relationship with injured cold. I don't know uh 516 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,840 She said she 517 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,840 She said she 518 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:49,120 She luke put it best when he said that she talks about injured like an old family friend 519 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:54,880 But I don't know how much interaction she actually had or how much she's trying to just capitalize off of her father's story 520 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,000 But also his story is kind of um 521 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,960 uh 522 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,960 Cartoonish in a way 523 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,920 A lot of people in the ufufo community 524 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,800 Don't buy into woody's story 525 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,160 I do think something happened to him on that first night 526 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:19,680 And the weird phone calls and the men in black stuff and like getting harassed and his wife leaving him that that I do believe is true 527 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,240 As far as anything past that 528 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,680 Is up for debate and it's not a debate that I want to be a part of 529 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:33,200 Now it is it is important to note that woodrow did go see a psychiatrist and was deemed a-okay 530 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,160 Which I don't know 531 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:40,160 What that was supposed to prove like it was supposed to prove that he wasn't crazy, which I mean cool 532 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,160 But that also proves that you could just 533 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,920 Make all of this shit up. You know what I mean? Yeah 534 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,080 Right, right 535 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:53,760 And uh, even john keel who interviewed him for the the mothman prophecies. Uh, he also wrote the forward 536 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,200 for woody's book visitors, uh from lanulos 537 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,680 He he didn't believe him at all. But but he did state that 538 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:07,760 Whether you believe him or not, it doesn't matter. He believed that what he was telling was the truth and deserves to be heard 539 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,880 And that that is the story 540 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,600 or part of the story 541 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,080 of woodrow 542 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,600 darren burger 543 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,600 And injured cold 544 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:24,160 How are you feeling colby? I want I want you to give me thoughts feedback theories 545 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,400 How are we feeling? Yeah. Yeah. No, I think you're 546 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,440 Kind of spot on with the interpretation of it, but maybe 547 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,560 Something did happen something real happened, but 548 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:40,400 He was in shock after that. Maybe he had some ptsd. Maybe it 549 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,640 it uh 550 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:47,920 Got worse and it it made him kind of dive further into 551 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:54,400 What in the world this could be? I mean, it's clearly like something that doesn't just happen every day, you know 552 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:58,560 It and maybe his brain reacted in a different way 553 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,800 And he was like, you know, i'm gonna be a bomb ass sci-fi writer. I'm like, okay 554 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,520 I'm gonna be the next asimov, you know, like let's go 555 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:15,440 Well, so you're kind of taking this so I was talking to luke uh fairy about this before and because my my 556 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,240 I haven't talked to him in a while and I just had a random message on instagram. Just being like 557 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,600 Uh, so what do you darrenberger's kind of full of shit, huh? 558 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:31,440 I love sending you those types of texts that are completely left field out of pocket 559 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:37,040 But I know that you'll you'll you'll get it. Yeah, and he's like and so he's kind of with you 560 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,720 He's like he's like I believe that he believes that this happened to him 561 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:45,520 I believe that he did experience something and then he kind of went on to say like 562 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:51,200 Well, because I was like I was like I do believe that the initial sighting happened. I do believe that the very first thing 563 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,760 With him being on the highway 564 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,120 He saw 565 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,680 Something a creature being whatever you know what I mean? 566 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:04,480 Well, because we have we have multiple stories now that that coincide right? Yeah, so that helps that case. I believe that happens 567 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:10,080 Everything past that point like everything past like the the 568 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,880 Weirdest thing that happened 569 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:19,360 Everything past like the the weird phone call like you know like the from that from that point to like the month after it 570 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,680 Where like his shit got really weird and then kind of like died down 571 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,000 I believe all that happened 572 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:29,840 I do not believe that he became best friends with an alien and then was on his ship and went to go see the 573 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,320 the amazon rainforest then 574 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,320 Was like invited to go 575 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:42,400 To go to his home planet with a bunch of naked aliens with a shit ton of moving 576 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,100 sidewalks 577 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:46,500 I and they all just happen to have the same guy also 578 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:53,300 Uh the len yuloshin celebrate christmas also on december 25th, so they have the gregarian calendar 579 00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:58,420 Okay, all right. Yeah, it's kind of fucking weird. I 580 00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,700 You guys had a jesus too 581 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:04,020 Like so I kind of get that like 582 00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:09,060 But he said like that could all just be hallucinations injured cold did have the 583 00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:13,380 ability to telepathically communicate why wouldn't he couldn't he produce 584 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,580 hallucinations in your brain kind of thing 585 00:43:16,580 --> 00:43:20,660 But also that's kind of like what you said like maybe he saw what he saw that initial night 586 00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:22,580 And then it was just fucked up 587 00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:24,580 and then just like 588 00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:28,420 Had the whole but he said he went he said he went to a fucking psychiatrist. They said that he 589 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,980 you know 590 00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:33,700 Was given down on the sheet a okay? 591 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:38,420 Not even they just drew like the hands the hand gesture like the a 592 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:47,300 It's like a big a big red stamp, but it's just the the circular fingers like hey, okay 593 00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:52,580 Uh, yeah, yeah, but yeah, so i'm gonna go. I don't know and then his his daughter like 594 00:43:53,540 --> 00:43:58,900 I didn't read too much about his daughter, but what I did read is that her story is kind of consistently changing. It's not 595 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,620 the same every time 596 00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:02,900 and then 597 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:05,300 Yeah, I feel like I feel like what happened was 598 00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:10,420 And this is speculation on my part and don't hate me for saying this 599 00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:15,860 But I think that he he realized the media attention he got literally the day after his first encounter 600 00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:18,500 It was like I can capitalize off this 601 00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:21,140 because possible 602 00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:26,100 Most people who experience something like this they don't want anything from it and if anything it hurts their 603 00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:30,580 Lives or the reputations he just went yeah, fuck it full force 604 00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:36,420 And even after like to get john keel to write the ford for your book and even to get john keel to write the ford for your book 605 00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,740 at the same time 606 00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:44,500 Denouncing everything you're about to say in that book and still have people is fucking wild to me 607 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:49,860 But he did not care right like and then I think his daughter just trying to capitalize off of it because like 608 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:52,100 As far as I know she wasn't really around 609 00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:55,220 like she like like the wife took the 610 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:58,260 daughter and son 611 00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:01,860 And oh like not that like unless unless injured was visiting 612 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:08,020 And the wife's like leave us alone and it's just like yeah, but I want to like hang out with your kids 613 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:12,100 They want to come to land you look everyone's naked 614 00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:16,580 They want to hear a couple stories. I got a story. I got some imaginary character 615 00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:21,780 I mean did I say imaginary mad real characters real people real humanoids your dad's a real freak 616 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:23,300 He got naked with us, too 617 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:28,740 See, I could tell you think about your father a vision of a planet where everybody's hot 618 00:45:29,700 --> 00:45:31,700 They're all fuckable 619 00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:35,380 This is just best-case scenario here pretty much. Yeah, so 620 00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:38,260 I don't know. What are you thinking? How you like? 621 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:46,260 I'm on board. I'm on board with with that interpretation of it. I mean my interpretation or would woodie's interpretation of it 622 00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:50,980 No, no your interpretation. I I mean in general. I don't want to be biased on things 623 00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:57,300 I can be coerced, but I I don't I don't think that it's so extreme to one side or so extreme to the other side 624 00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:58,420 You know 625 00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:02,420 Probably some shit happened to this dude and he was like, you know what? 626 00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:04,900 I'm gonna 627 00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:08,420 I'm gonna keep going with this. I'm gonna keep rolling with it because why not? 628 00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:10,260 Yeah, I don't know 629 00:46:10,260 --> 00:46:13,060 I mean if you have a negative experience with it then then yeah 630 00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:16,660 You probably want to get out of there and then you probably later on in your life 631 00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:21,780 You're like I just need people to know the truth and then if you have a great experience with it 632 00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:26,340 And people are buying it up. Yeah, right a couple novels, you know, yeah, but I mean it 633 00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:31,540 It definitely worked out in his favor, which is weird considering most of the times we talk about 634 00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:38,820 Alien shit. It just doesn't like he went on like the whole ufo circuit like talking like lectures and stuff like that to like 635 00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:43,700 like all those different ufo shit like he definitely profited off of it and 636 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:45,860 But what's at least with him? 637 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,180 Which is kind of weird is that he 638 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:51,300 As far as I know his story never changed 639 00:46:51,780 --> 00:46:53,780 It was always like he knew 640 00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:58,420 But maybe that's just because he wrote it down. So like I with me if I write something down 641 00:46:58,420 --> 00:47:00,420 I cannot always kind of remember it 642 00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:02,420 Like I don't know. I don't know sure 643 00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:08,420 Sure, I'm not gonna malign the man because he's dead. I'm not gonna like like fuck this guy. This all could have happened. Sure 644 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:12,340 Sure, I don't know. But yeah, that is it is what it is 645 00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:16,980 it is what it is, but uh, I uh, I I may be backtracking here, but 646 00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:24,100 Intercold really like like he had a first and a last name. It is just I don't know 647 00:47:25,060 --> 00:47:26,500 I feel like 648 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,500 His name would be like 649 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:34,340 Well, maybe indrid is his name is injured even a human name 650 00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:41,700 Injured like what it like injured doesn't I don't know any I don't know anyone else named indrid 651 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:47,700 That I could think of so maybe like yeah, it's one of those names were like he was he's he's a searcher 652 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,700 He's been researching human life 653 00:47:49,780 --> 00:47:53,300 Maybe like yeah, he came up with a name that sounded human 654 00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:55,140 but 655 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:59,620 Isn't like on his home planet. It is he might he might not be in perfect name 656 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:05,860 Yeah, like it is the perfect name. So it almost sounds human, but it's a little alternative little wonky 657 00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:13,380 Because like maybe on his maybe on his home planet of lanulos. Maybe his name is you know, I mean like no one knows 658 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:23,780 If I said my name your chest would explode into a thousand pieces and your head would collapse in on itself like 659 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,100 You know, so you had to go by inch 660 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:28,100 Yeah 661 00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:30,660 That's yeah. Yeah true. He was assimilating like the grin 662 00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:34,740 It was the joker from from the past 663 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:38,340 Oh shit, but yeah, well, I get me we'll never know 664 00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,580 I've 665 00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:42,580 you know 666 00:48:42,580 --> 00:48:46,340 But uh, damn it. So yeah colby. That's the story of uh 667 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:49,620 woody darrenberger and uh indrew cold 668 00:48:50,580 --> 00:48:55,460 Pretty good story. This episode is an hour long by the way, you know that we went fucking hard on this one 669 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,940 But it's all it's it's some gold in there. I mean 670 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:04,100 I I would be on the edge of my seat if I was a listener. I am a listener 671 00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:07,460 Yes, thank you. I appreciate it. Also also a participant 672 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:11,380 All right colby, uh 673 00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:17,300 Before we sign off. Is there anything you want to uh say to the people? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah 674 00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:23,220 um, uh, I play guitar in a band called lanterns and you can find us on uh 675 00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:25,940 Spotify 676 00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:27,940 Uh, well, we gotta get that fixed. Uh 677 00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:29,780 uh instagram 678 00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:35,700 Uh lanterns 207 we got a couple shows coming up actually we're gonna play sacred profane in 679 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:42,260 march, uh march 3rd and you gotta give cities and stuff like that because people don't know 680 00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:49,620 Right. All right. So we're out of wells main and uh, we're gonna be playing a bit of benefit benefit on uh, 681 00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:52,920 April 3rd at a brewery called sacred profane 682 00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:55,620 uh march 4th, we're playing out in 683 00:49:55,620 --> 00:50:02,740 Uh litchfield at the 5 9 june 8th. We're playing in manchester. I think that's oh no the asian restaurant got next 684 00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:07,060 Uh, i'm not sure where manchester is but we got some shows coming up. We got a new drummer 685 00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:09,460 Uh, I got some new material 686 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:17,780 Bang. Hell. Yeah, and uh lanterns is l n t r n s 207 on instagram and spotify you haven't 687 00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:22,100 Changed it up. So if they want to find your songs, it's got to be lanterns last light 688 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:27,060 Uh, i'll put a link in the description just so people can find it easier if they care at all who the fuck knows 689 00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:30,740 Don't no one's probably no one's probably even listening this far into the episode 690 00:50:31,380 --> 00:50:32,900 uh 691 00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:38,680 You know, that's how you sort out the way the people that don't really you know, yeah want the information 692 00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:43,780 Uh, if you want to follow us on instagram, it's cryptic cocktail if you want to follow us on tiktok 693 00:50:43,780 --> 00:50:47,380 It's cryptic cocktail party. Uh, also I started a discord server. It's 694 00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:52,180 If you want to join it, I have no idea how to run a discord or what people want to talk about 695 00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:54,180 So I made a bunch of generic channels 696 00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:56,580 But you can find the invite link on our instagram 697 00:50:57,700 --> 00:51:01,700 Right in the the thing where it says links in your profile. I don't know 698 00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:07,540 Uh link tree maybe yeah, it is a link tree. That's what it is. It's all my links either way 699 00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:10,180 Uh, if you want to 700 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,740 Donate to the show help me buy beer 701 00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:15,540 uh, it's uh 702 00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:17,540 patreon 703 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:22,320 Cryptic cocktail party and with that colby. Do you want to say goodbye to the lovely audience? 704 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:45,060 Bye bye humans 705 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,340 You