1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,500 Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Crypto Cocktail Party, a show where we 2 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,960 have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 3 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:36,880 I am your host Dave and today I am joined by not only good friend Nick Einsman, say 4 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:37,880 hello Nick. 5 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,960 Oh hello David. 6 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:45,180 I am also joined by author Mark Trollinger who you might remember from our Sam the Sand 7 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:46,180 Down Clown episode. 8 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,240 How you doing man? 9 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,240 I'm doing great. 10 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,240 Yeah? 11 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,760 Sam was an excellent episode. 12 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,560 Sam was an excellent episode. 13 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,680 But yeah, oh Mark, thank you so much for the books. 14 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:01,040 I haven't had a chance to dive into them yet because I've been reading this book called 15 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,760 I Know What I Saw and it's just like a bunch of like... 16 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,320 Oh yes, I have. 17 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:10,520 I've been diving into that recently, trying to come up with ideas for episodes and stuff. 18 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:16,960 But if you don't know Mark, you're an author, you wrote Chupacabra and the Bat Rastered 19 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,480 and then I already forgot the other name. 20 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,960 It's something to do with the lake monster. 21 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,400 Fuck, I'm bad at this. 22 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,880 Yeah the second one was about Champ. 23 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,800 Champ, that's what it was. 24 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,080 Come on man, he's a home state-esque cryptid. 25 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,680 You gotta know these things. 26 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:34,480 You'd think I'd remember that considering we're both from New England and it's kind 27 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,480 of like just what it is. 28 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,480 But yeah, I really appreciate it. 29 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,080 Can't wait to dive into it. 30 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,440 Are you working on anything right now that you can talk about? 31 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:45,520 You know I am kind of taking a little break because... 32 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:51,840 So I finished book five in June of last year. 33 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:56,320 But then the lady that does my covers, I had her doing some other things. 34 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:01,160 So I still haven't published that book yet and I finished book six which is about the 35 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,160 Maryland Goatman. 36 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,000 Oh hell yeah. 37 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,440 I don't have a cover for that one either. 38 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:11,440 So I thought well maybe instead of working on another one, which the next one's going 39 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:16,160 to be like a solo story and it's going to be in Hawaii. 40 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,800 So the book after that's going to be The Jersey Devil. 41 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:26,160 So this solo story is going to be one of the people have to go to Hawaii to get something 42 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,920 that will be used in the next book. 43 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:28,920 Gotcha. 44 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:36,040 It's a can of spam. 45 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,040 And Nick how you doing buddy? 46 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,040 You haven't been on in a while. 47 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:43,040 Yeah, I'm doing good. 48 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:48,320 The Watch Game is slowly ticking away and taking my life one by one. 49 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,920 How did you make that plan intentionally or was that just like a. 50 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:57,840 I have inadvertently been making time puns over the past like six months without realizing 51 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,840 it. 52 00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,840 Attracts. 53 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:00,840 Yeah. 54 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:01,840 Yeah, it's bad. 55 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:02,840 All right guys. 56 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:08,520 Well, like I said before we started recording, the reason why I have you two on right now 57 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,840 will all make sense in a couple of minutes. 58 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:17,160 But before we get started, you guys, have you been seeing this fucking this Miami mall 59 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,160 bullshit? 60 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,160 Yes. 61 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,160 Oh, I did see that. 62 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,720 Dude, I like hundreds of cops. 63 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,720 I saw. 64 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:23,720 Yeah, but I hate it. 65 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,120 So I hate that it's now aliens. 66 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:30,720 I hate it so much because it's such bullshit and no one will just admit that it's bullshit. 67 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,920 Well, start off as what teens with sticks or something. 68 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,880 And then it was like a brawl of like 50 to 100 kids. 69 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:41,360 But they're also setting off fireworks inside the mall, which I guess some people, if you 70 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,000 think fireworks, you're probably just thinking teenagers have like firecrackers. 71 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Right. 72 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,920 So they could have been like full on fireworks, prompting people to think that there was like 73 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:53,360 a bomb or a terrorist attack, which in a major city would prompt the response like that. 74 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,880 Well, let's say like my. 75 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:55,880 Yeah. 76 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,200 I think it was like mortars and stuff like they were just lighting off like the ones 77 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:02,320 that go, you know, boom, but I don't say way. 78 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:07,960 Oh, I found out that like the main reason why people think it's aliens is because some 79 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,440 guy on Tik Tok was like, no, man, this is what happened. 80 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,440 This is what really happened. 81 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:17,360 And he went on this whole long story about how him and his girlfriend were visiting Miami 82 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,800 for the holiday season and they were at the mall. 83 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,120 All this shit started popping off. 84 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:27,780 And then he saw the 10 foot tall shadow figure aliens or whatever. 85 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:31,180 And then so everyone started basing the alien things off of that. 86 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:35,520 And it got to the point where the next day he had to make another Tik Tok video. 87 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,320 Be like, guys, this is me. 88 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,320 I was trolling you. 89 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,920 I've never even been to Miami, but no one pays attention to the follow up. 90 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,960 It's always the initial thing that and it's just, I hate it so much. 91 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:52,720 I saw a video of, you know, the creature walking and you, I couldn't even see anything. 92 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,720 Yeah. 93 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,720 It just looks super blurry. 94 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,720 Yeah. 95 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,800 Well, apparently they cleaned up the video and it just, it's three people walking side 96 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,800 by side. 97 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:04,200 It's just the angle that it shot at makes it look like a really tall person, if that 98 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,200 makes sense. 99 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,840 And we never did find the Las Vegas aliens from last summer, did we? 100 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,840 No. 101 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:10,840 No. 102 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:11,840 No. 103 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:17,240 I think there was like a, I'm pretty sure I saw something suit like very, very relatively 104 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:22,080 within the past couple of weeks of like the ship, a clearer video of the ship, but it 105 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:27,640 wasn't like a, I don't know, it's not breaking news. 106 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:33,160 I'm not seeing like hundreds of posts about it on Facebook or movement. 107 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,160 Yeah. 108 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:40,600 It's just, you know, since they, since they arrived last year, we have since seen the 109 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,840 emergence of AI. 110 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:47,600 So maybe, maybe it's a gift from the aliens. 111 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,600 It's all possible, man. 112 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,600 Oh shit. 113 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,600 All right. 114 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,600 Yeah. 115 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,120 I just wanted to see if you guys were following that because every time I see it on my tech 116 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,000 talk feed, I get so upset and I hate it so much. 117 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,240 Cause like, there'll be someone in the comments being like, guys, this isn't real. 118 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,240 And they're like, fuck you. 119 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,800 This is so real. 120 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,320 And the only video we have is just that one shot of like the Boulevard with all the cops 121 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,320 on it. 122 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,320 And that's it. 123 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,240 I just had to get that off my chest. 124 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,240 Sorry for everyone listening. 125 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,120 If you believe in the Miami aliens, Nick, Mark, are you ready to dive into the story? 126 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,120 I am. 127 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,120 All right. 128 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,120 Let's do it. 129 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,120 Okay. 130 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,920 So our story today takes place on the North shore of Nova Scotia, Canada. 131 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,840 Nova Scotia is known for having the world's highest tides in the Bay of Fundy. 132 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:31,560 It's the only place on the earth where it produces title Bay wines, which is only produced 133 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:36,760 from grapes grown in Nova Scotia and is the birthplace to Elliot Page, Alexander Graham 134 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:41,600 Bell and Rocky Johnson, who was a professional wrestler and father to the greatest to ever 135 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,600 do it. 136 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:49,440 Dwayne the rock Johnson, but something or should I say someone else called Nova Scotia 137 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:54,680 home for a brief moment in time, sometime in the late nineties, possibly early two thousands. 138 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:58,360 I couldn't get a real date of when this happened. 139 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:02,920 Basically because all of this information that I'm going to that I'm going off of, I 140 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:07,320 got from one source and that source was a listener email that was sent into the Kryptonaut 141 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:12,000 podcast, which I'll give full credit for this episode. 142 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,960 Basically because this is all the information I'm getting is from that. 143 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:16,960 Are you guys ready? 144 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:17,960 Yes. 145 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,800 Let's do it. 146 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:25,840 So the story goes that a man named Luke and working only off of his memory recalls that 147 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:31,360 when he was about five years old, he was visiting his grandparents house in the Northern shore 148 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,360 of Nova Scotia. 149 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,520 He was playing around in the backyard. 150 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,360 He climbed up on top of a large boulder that had been dug out some time ago to make room 151 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:42,640 for like a decorative pond that had been installed in their yard. 152 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:47,760 By this time the pond, he said, wasn't really kept up with, he said, except to like just 153 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,880 entertain him, which I don't know what that means. 154 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:53,680 I don't know if that means like he swam in it or if he was just like throwing rocks in 155 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:58,160 it, but either way, the pond I'm picturing in my head is disgusting. 156 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,520 So I really hope he's not swimming in it. 157 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,920 Maybe he just likes looking at it. 158 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,760 Like I get entertained by just looking at bodies of water. 159 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:05,760 Yeah, true. 160 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:10,040 I guess it feels like a koi pond and maybe has something like nice. 161 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,600 Like a reflection pond. 162 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,800 I guess, but it's not used. 163 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,800 So it's just got to me. 164 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,800 It's just fucking scummy. 165 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:20,480 It's like Walden pond and he's reflecting on life. 166 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,600 Do we know how old, how old Luke is now? 167 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:27,960 He's in his like, he said he was like in his like mid to late thirties. 168 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:28,960 Yeah. 169 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,960 Okay. 170 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,960 So yeah. 171 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:31,960 So he had, he said he was five years old. 172 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:32,960 Yeah. 173 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:37,360 But either way, Luke says at this point he watched his grandfather head inside the house, 174 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:43,600 leaving Luke to just kind of be one with the rock and the pond or whatever. 175 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,480 It was then that he heard a noise to his right. 176 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:51,080 Now located right next to his grandpa, grandparents house, the neighbors to the right had a large 177 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,880 field, like farmland kind of stuff. 178 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:56,520 And at this point in the season, there weren't any crops growing. 179 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,560 And Luke said that it was filled with tall grass at the time of the story. 180 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:05,840 So I don't know if it's had even been used for farmland for some time. 181 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:09,980 But it was then that he noticed a figure standing out in the fields. 182 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:14,960 He described it as standing in a scarecrow like pose with his arms out and a straight 183 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:15,960 body. 184 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:20,520 The figure was roughly six to seven feet tall, wide shoulders. 185 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:24,860 His clothes were a patchwork of bright colors over brown and black. 186 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:27,160 His hat was pointy and cone shaped. 187 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:31,240 Its face was almost like that of a jack-o-lantern with an empty nose hole. 188 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:34,400 But Luke could tell that it was very much somewhat alive. 189 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,660 The figure waved and then spoke to him. 190 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:39,600 But the way Luke described it, he didn't hear his voice. 191 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,760 It was more like the voice was in his head. 192 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:47,560 He described it kind of like when you hear an echo reverberating, he heard that like 193 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,960 inside his head. 194 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:54,400 And the voice said to him something that may sound a little familiar to the both of you. 195 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,000 Hello, Sam. 196 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,920 And we are all colors. 197 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:58,920 No way. 198 00:09:58,920 --> 00:09:59,920 Our boy's back. 199 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:00,920 He's back. 200 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:06,060 This is Sam the Sand Down Clown part two. 201 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:11,240 So is this where Thin Lizzy's The Boys Are Back in Town starts playing and they go on 202 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,240 like a buddy comedy adventure? 203 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,040 Because that sounds like a great start to a great movie. 204 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,040 Oh yeah. 205 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:21,880 If it's not cleared by now, the reason I wanted both of you on for this is because if we're 206 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:26,640 going to talk Sam the Sand Down Clown, it has to be the original gang, right? 207 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,640 That's right. 208 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,640 Wow. 209 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,640 Agreed. 210 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,640 Agreed. 211 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,640 How are we feeling, guys? 212 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:37,200 Sam from Nova Scotia now. 213 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,320 It's no longer Sand Down. 214 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,320 That's quite a... 215 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,320 How'd he get there? 216 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,640 Well, we'll get there. 217 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,480 We'll get there. 218 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,960 I bet if we could get a better video, we'll see it's now Sam from Miami. 219 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,960 Oh, God. 220 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:53,960 He's probably back. 221 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,200 Oh yeah. 222 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,160 That just sounds like a cocaine dealer. 223 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,600 Hey, you know Sam from Miami? 224 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,680 Yeah, right? 225 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,640 He resurfaces every 20 to 30 years. 226 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:09,120 That's what it seemed like because the first one was in, what, the 70s, right? 227 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,120 Yeah. 228 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,120 Yeah. 229 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,120 So it could be. 230 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,120 Who knows? 231 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,120 I mean, I don't know. 232 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,560 It could be like a Pennywise type deal. 233 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,560 Oh, shit. 234 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,360 Only comes out when he's hungry. 235 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,360 Clowns do... 236 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,360 Oh, because he is a clown. 237 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,360 Fuck. 238 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,360 All right. 239 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,360 Yeah, hold on. 240 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,360 All right. 241 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:26,360 We got to continue the story. 242 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:32,960 Now, Luke at the time remembered that this sounded more like a question than a statement, 243 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,160 like saying, hey, Sam, whatever. 244 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:39,400 So he replied with, quote, my name's Luke, not Sam. 245 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:45,080 But Sam clarified by pointing to himself and then taking a bow. 246 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:50,360 I think right here it's important to point out that at this point in his interaction 247 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:55,680 with Sam and just like the two children in the original clown sighting, Luke said he 248 00:11:55,680 --> 00:12:00,400 wasn't scared and was very calm during his encounter, stating that he was totally comfortable 249 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:05,320 around clowns because apparently both of his parents did charity work as clowns, which 250 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:09,560 if I'm being honest, would have had the exact opposite impact on me growing up. 251 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,720 Well, he comes from a clown family. 252 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:16,120 Listen, he's used to stuffing 20 of his relatives in the fiat. 253 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,720 Sam was probably one of them. 254 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:23,000 I just, if my parents were clowns, I don't think I'd just be chill with clowns. 255 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Yeah. 256 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 So weird. 257 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Yeah. 258 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,440 I mean, I'm terrified of clowns to begin with. 259 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,320 I don't think I would have lasted. 260 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:36,320 Now, after Sam took his bow, because if Sam is anything, he's an entertainer first and 261 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,560 a creepy interdimensional clown being second. 262 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:45,440 And this part of the story confirming that because next he reached into the empty field 263 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:49,200 and opened a door that previously hadn't been there. 264 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:54,400 And as far as Luke could tell, wasn't attached to anything. 265 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:59,680 Luke was able to see inside the room and saw a green room with some wooden chairs. 266 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,640 And beckoned Luke to come with him. 267 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,920 And just like in the first case with those two idiot children, Luke apparently had no 268 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,040 sense of self preservation. 269 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:11,480 So he got down from the boulder and decided to go with them. 270 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,480 Bold choice. 271 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,360 Jesus. 272 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,400 Don't follow clowns, kids. 273 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,400 Don't do it. 274 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,400 No. 275 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,840 Like if, if we could put a PSA on this and I'll keep it quick. 276 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:30,720 If it's, if you see a clown, don't fool around, don't follow that clown into a hole into the 277 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,720 ground. 278 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:36,960 Oh God, that's a bumper sticker and a half if I ever heard one. 279 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:41,600 Holmes by Nick Eitzman as I cheers my glass. 280 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:47,880 So of course he followed Sam through the door and was immediately engulfed in bright light 281 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:53,240 that he described as red and green Christmas lights that were as bright as the sun and 282 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:57,040 that he had to close his eyes to prevent himself from being blighted. 283 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:01,960 Then just as suddenly as he entered, the next thing Luke remembers is waking up on his grandparents 284 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,720 couch and it's now dark outside. 285 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,480 Luke called for his parents and rushed in. 286 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:10,120 And when he asked what had happened, they said that they found him asleep in the field 287 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:14,880 only a half hour earlier after trying to call out for him to come back inside. 288 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,880 And they were doing this for some time. 289 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,480 Now the story doesn't end there. 290 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:24,680 Luckily there was a follow up email that the Kryptonauts podcast got with more details 291 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,440 about what had happened during his blackout. 292 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:31,120 Cause I'm sure when he wrote the first email, he, cause in the email it made it sound like 293 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,680 he heard the Sam down clown episode and was like, Oh shit, I have to let them know that 294 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,480 I also saw this thing. 295 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,600 So it wasn't fully like fleshed out, but also he was five. 296 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,280 I mean, how much can you really remember? 297 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:49,320 So here are some more details that came out for starters after having more time to think 298 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,440 and collect his thoughts. 299 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:54,200 Luke remembers that there was more to the first sentence Sam spoke to him. 300 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:59,120 The full sentence was actually, hello Sam, we are all colors. 301 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,760 Skip the starlight. 302 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,280 I don't like the starlight line. 303 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,400 That actually makes me a lot more terrified. 304 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,400 It's not ideal. 305 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,840 I don't know what that means. 306 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,640 But it could be in reference to like the brightest fuck lights that Luke saw when he entered 307 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,240 like the Twilight zone door into the green room. 308 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:22,200 I also just don't like anything that refers to itself as we, I automatically I'm like, 309 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,240 well, this just isn't going to be good. 310 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,160 I just think of like the line, we are a lesion. 311 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,160 I'm like, Oh cool. 312 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,160 I'm meeting the Antichrist. 313 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,600 I'm going to die. 314 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:36,240 Well speaking of the green room and speaking of that phrase, now I don't know if you recall 315 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:41,280 the original sentence that Sam, the sand down cloud said to the children. 316 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,720 Not off the top of my head. 317 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,280 It was hello and I am all colors Sam. 318 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:50,960 So this next part is going to really fuck with you because he remembers the green room. 319 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,120 He remembers the lights. 320 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:56,240 He remembers two empty wooden chairs, but further back in the room, there were two more 321 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,660 chairs and both were occupied. 322 00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:04,280 He couldn't make out the details of the figures in the chair, but he distinctly remembers 323 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:09,520 them both having the same silhouette as Sam, the pointy hat, the long arms and legs. 324 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:14,360 But you describe them as basically a black void or being obscured in darkness for the 325 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,120 most part, kind of like what you would see like in a Dateline episode where someone's 326 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,540 trying to hide their identity from the camera and they're just shrouded in black. 327 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:26,360 So not only is there one Sam, the sand down clown, there are three Sam, the sand down 328 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,300 clowns. 329 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:32,040 So we'll see the third one in the next 20 to 30 years. 330 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,040 Yeah. 331 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,160 All right. 332 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,500 So where are we at guys? 333 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,500 How are we feeling so far? 334 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:40,640 Well, I think it would have been cool if the two chairs were occupied by the original two 335 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,640 children. 336 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,640 That would have been awesome. 337 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,640 Yo. 338 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,640 That's what I was thinking too. 339 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,640 Like they were aged out. 340 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,360 Like every couple of years they pick up the original ones. 341 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,360 Oh my God. 342 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:55,960 That would have been even way more terrifying. 343 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,880 I don't know if I could have handled that. 344 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:01,920 I had to say, come Luke, join us. 345 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,520 Come play with us, Luke. 346 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,160 Forever and ever. 347 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,360 I like the shining. 348 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,360 Yeah. 349 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,360 Yes. 350 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,360 It's the twins. 351 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:14,480 I think you guys, I think you guys somehow made this story creepier if that were the 352 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,480 case. 353 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:20,720 Well, what makes it like, I don't know, it, for some reason this one feels a lot more 354 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,720 malicious. 355 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,720 Yeah. 356 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,720 Okay. 357 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,720 Kinda, right? 358 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,720 A little bit. 359 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,720 Yeah. 360 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,640 Like the other one's like a lot more playful. 361 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,200 This one I seen like, I don't know. 362 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:36,720 Yeah, because in Luke's email, he even said that, you know, like Sam, when he first came 363 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,480 out to the children, he was like, he jumped up in the air and was like moonwalking and 364 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,920 fucking like, he was doing like cool tricks. 365 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,640 Luke didn't get any of that shit. 366 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,760 He just got sucked into a door. 367 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:48,760 Yeah. 368 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,760 Luke got lured into a door. 369 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,760 Sam's not playing around. 370 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,760 Yeah. 371 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,480 It was not playing around. 372 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,480 It's over. 373 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,480 It's done with the formalities. 374 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,520 It's done with the courtship of human or like human children. 375 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,560 And for some reason I keep thinking that it's like Luke, like Luke, Luke, like our Luke. 376 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,560 It's not our Luke. 377 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:06,560 No. 378 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:11,680 That's I know it's not our Luke, but Luke Ferry, friend of the show getting abducted 379 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,960 by clouds. 380 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:18,360 Now, and as far as for when Luke came to on his grandparents' couch, he said that it didn't 381 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,600 feel like that much time had passed. 382 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:25,200 At least not enough time for it to have been like to become dark outside. 383 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:29,580 He said that he pretty much blinked well inside the green room and then bam, he's on the couch. 384 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:36,360 So I think it's safe to say that poor young Luke here was either abducted by these interdimensional 385 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,880 clowns or something very bad happened in that room. 386 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,600 But I don't want to believe that. 387 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,840 I'm not my boy Sam doing something nefarious. 388 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,160 He's my boy. 389 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,160 Yeah. 390 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,960 I think it's a time, you know, abduction, time loss. 391 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,960 It's got to be. 392 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:56,560 And he the feeling is that Luke did not come away from this experience as happy as those 393 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,720 two children in the original story did. 394 00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,960 No, of course not. 395 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:00,960 Of course not. 396 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:08,040 I think now he has a phobia not only of clowns, but I would say of doors. 397 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,920 He's a horse. 398 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:15,420 You know, like those those doorways that appear in the wood, like regardless of if there's 399 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:20,640 a clown or not, I probably wouldn't go and just a random girl. 400 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,080 No, not even a little bit. 401 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,920 It just reminds me of the door from the opening of the original Twilight Zone. 402 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,560 And I don't want to go through that door. 403 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,560 That's a bad door. 404 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,200 That's not a good door. 405 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,120 Any door that's just standing upright, pot of toe, and there's nothing, you know, there's 406 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,720 no structure around it. 407 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,720 Don't go through it. 408 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,040 You're going to have a bad time. 409 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:45,240 If you open a door in a field and on the other side of that door is not just the same field, 410 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,200 that's a that's a bad door. 411 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,200 That's a bad door. 412 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,200 That's a bad door. 413 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:54,000 Listen, I'm a I'm a friend of the doors, not standalone doors. 414 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 That's a real fake door. 415 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000 Yes, man. 416 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,920 That door's got some secrets. 417 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:02,960 Wonder if his relationship change with his parents. 418 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:08,760 He just can never look at his parents the same way ever again. 419 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,760 Yeah. 420 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,400 Halloween was a nightmare at his house because they would just we already have the costumes. 421 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,960 I'll just be clowns. 422 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,960 Join us, Luke. 423 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,960 Be a clown. 424 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,960 Join us, Luke. 425 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:20,960 Be a clown. 426 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,960 God, it's in your blood. 427 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,960 Do not feel. 428 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,720 I mean, technically, the silly string now it probably isn't as blood because he was abducted 429 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,480 by three terrifying wooden marionette clowns. 430 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,480 All right. 431 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,760 To be fair, he was only abducted by one and the other two could have been it could be 432 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:39,280 like the grays where they're actually just suits and they could have been other suits 433 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:44,600 that Sam the now Nova Scotia clown was cleaning. 434 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,600 I don't know. 435 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,600 Oh, yeah. 436 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:53,240 Or maybe if it's like a robot, maybe he can swap his sentience between different shells 437 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,240 of robots. 438 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:59,720 Yeah, it's like different shells for different, I guess, victims. 439 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,880 I think it's safe to call them victims. 440 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:02,880 Yeah. 441 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,600 Like he finds whichever one you think they're going to react to better. 442 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,240 Maybe this maybe Luke would have actually freaked out if it was the original Sam the 443 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,240 sand out. 444 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,240 Oh, yeah. 445 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,160 Because of the fact that he has family that aren't legitimate clowns. 446 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,160 Yeah, maybe. 447 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,440 You'd have to do something to attract the Canadian child. 448 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,640 Maybe smell of maple syrup. 449 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:30,240 Yeah, it's offered free poutine and a can of the bats. 450 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,240 Here's a little bat. 451 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,240 Here's some poutine. 452 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,240 Get in this fucking door. 453 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,160 Yeah, just just smells of Molson. 454 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:43,080 Now, obviously, when you're five years old and something like this happens, there's no 455 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,920 way you can tell anyone and have them believe you. 456 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,920 Luke probably had to like live with this for some time and probably even questioned it 457 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,240 himself. 458 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,480 He went on to say that he never had any more paranormal or extraterrestrial encounters, 459 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,240 except for one other instance when he was in his early teens, when he said that between 460 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,560 his house and the next street over was a gigantic field. 461 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,720 This kid needs to fucking stay away from wide open spaces. 462 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,800 But what are you going to say, Nick? 463 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,560 No, I mean, like he's a fan of urban sprawl now. 464 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:19,920 Yeah, he's like he has no problems with gentrification because he gets to see open fields just get 465 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,720 filled up very quickly. 466 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:27,080 He goes to every city council meeting voting against green spaces for his community. 467 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,880 He's like, no, brutalism. 468 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,880 Give me brutalism. 469 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,120 Give me concrete. 470 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,760 One day he's getting ready for work and he looks in the mirror and there's like some 471 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:44,640 clown makeup on his face and no matter how hard he rubs it off, he slowly starts to spread. 472 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,640 Yeah, it's spreading down his butt. 473 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,480 It's like that scene out of a creep show. 474 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,480 Exactly. 475 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,480 Finds the meteorite. 476 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:55,640 But instead of becoming grass, he becomes a clown. 477 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,640 Oh, God. 478 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,960 I think we just wrote a horror movie. 479 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:03,880 But anyways, one night he and his friends were playing some nighttime hide and seek 480 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,040 with the seeker being the one with the flashlight. 481 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,040 We all know how to play the game. 482 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,200 I'm not going to explain it to you guys. 483 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:13,160 But Luke said that he found a good hiding spot and some brush near the property line. 484 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,640 He got all tucked in waiting to be found. 485 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:20,840 Luke noticed a golf ball sized ball of light moving across the night sky and stopping directly 486 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,240 in front of him. 487 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:27,240 It hovered for a bit, then grew to the size of a basketball and then fucked right off. 488 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:32,640 He had asked his friends if they had seen it, but they all said no, except for one who 489 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,520 had said he had seen it but didn't want to talk about it right then and there. 490 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:40,880 So the next day he had asked his friend and his friend denied ever seeing it and never 491 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,200 spoke of it again. 492 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:46,240 Now could this have been Sam coming by just to say a quick hello? 493 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,600 Kind of like a, hey, remember me? 494 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,200 Fuck you. 495 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,160 Maybe his friend saw something like Sam and was just too scared to say something. 496 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:58,600 So maybe it came and since he apparently controlled time, maybe that kid experienced something 497 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:03,400 that for the kid was a long amount of time, but for the people around him it was like 498 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,800 an instant thing. 499 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,520 I don't know. 500 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,700 But anyways, Luke had ended his email by saying that his wife suggested that he undergoes 501 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:17,120 hypnosis and that if he finds out anything more, he'll keep everyone updated. 502 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,360 I think Sam marked him. 503 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,360 Maybe. 504 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,280 So he could follow him in the future. 505 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,440 Oh, I don't like that either. 506 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,040 I mean yeah, he could just be getting updates, research. 507 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,040 Yeah, maybe. 508 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,600 Maybe he's like scanning a little chip inside of him. 509 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,600 I don't know. 510 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,600 I guess in here- 511 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,640 Yeah, he's just monitoring his steps. 512 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,640 Sam's very organic. 513 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,640 It wouldn't be a chip. 514 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,200 It'd be more like an acorn shell. 515 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:45,520 And Sam and his two buddies are those three beings walking side by side you saw in Miami 516 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,520 yesterday. 517 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,520 Oh, maybe. 518 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,520 I don't- 519 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,520 Listen, they were at the art district. 520 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:53,160 They were having some Shepard Fairey supreme artwork. 521 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,040 Having a blast. 522 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,160 Drinking mimosas on the beach. 523 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,920 So this story, like I said, it was on the Kryptonaut podcast and that came out like 524 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,920 three months ago. 525 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,600 And I don't understand how this story isn't more widely known at this point. 526 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,120 Sam is kind of a big deal, at least in the UFO encrypted community. 527 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:13,360 Or at least I thought he was. 528 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,920 Maybe it's just me because I love him so fucking much and I try to keep up with it as much 529 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,240 as I can. 530 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:23,480 But I'm just wild that if you Google Sam the Sanddown Clown, this story is not mentioned 531 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,160 anywhere. 532 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,440 Which is bonkers to me. 533 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:31,000 If it's three months ago, I wonder if he's had the hypnosis yet. 534 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000 That would be amazing. 535 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000 He should do that on- 536 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,280 I would love to know what's in the hypnosis session. 537 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280 I haven't- 538 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280 He should do that on TikTok Live. 539 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280 Right? 540 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,280 I haven't seen- 541 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,280 Oh yeah. 542 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,280 I haven't seen any update yet. 543 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:45,120 But obviously we're going to keep the Sam the Sanddown Clown story rolling as it comes 544 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,120 through. 545 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:50,280 Yeah guys, that is the story of the return of Sam the Sanddown Clown. 546 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,560 I'm going to start with Mark. 547 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,560 How are you feeling about it? 548 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,280 Well, it's nice that he's back. 549 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:58,000 But it sounds like he's getting more sinister. 550 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:03,600 Not as jovial and playful as he was in England. 551 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,400 And so that's cause for worry. 552 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,400 What happens on the next- 553 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,400 Yeah. 554 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,720 I mean, let's face it, this is also quite some time ago. 555 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,720 You know? 556 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,360 So this is more recently than the one in the 70s. 557 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,880 But then again, we are coming up, if it is like a Pennywise situation- 558 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,880 We're coming up on it. 559 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,320 It'd be coming up to another encounter, I feel like. 560 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,320 Yeah. 561 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,300 And this time, listen, he's going to be a lot hungrier. 562 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:28,160 He's almost like he's edging himself. 563 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,600 God damn it. 564 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:34,320 Like each time he's like, oh yeah, Sam, this time I'm going to do it. 565 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,040 And he gets like cold feet, you know? 566 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:42,680 So he's ready to, for lack of a better term, bust. 567 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,600 Just a move and eat some children. 568 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,600 Yeah. 569 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,720 You know, he's just an edger. 570 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,720 It could be like- 571 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,720 You know, he's just an edger. 572 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:56,680 Well, I mean, it could be just like how serial killers, they don't always commit the first 573 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,680 murder right away. 574 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,480 It always is a series of things that lead up to it. 575 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,920 You know, maybe he's working up the nerve. 576 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,920 But I hope not. 577 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,920 I love Sam so much. 578 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,240 I don't want this to be bad. 579 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:11,320 I would be honestly heartbroken if our favorite clown, and listen, I'm terrified of clowns. 580 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,880 If our favorite clown turned out to be one of the serial killer clowns. 581 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,880 Yeah. 582 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,880 Like Wayne Gacy. 583 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,880 Yeah. 584 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,680 Like Wayne Gacy, but interdimensional. 585 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:27,120 Like Zagnar from Mars is John Wayne Gacy, but he comes to Earth to do his crimes. 586 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,120 Yeah. 587 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:32,320 And so it's this guy, if looks like in his mid thirties now, and that was five, so that's 588 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,720 like 30 years ago. 589 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,720 Yeah. 590 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,200 Which would be like 30 years to the seventies. 591 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,040 So we're probably coming up on a new appearance of Sam. 592 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,040 Yeah. 593 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,000 I mean, I think we're any day now. 594 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 I hope it's me. 595 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,320 Well, no, he seems to favor children. 596 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,600 I don't, I don't think he'd go through a 36 year old man and be like, Hey, do you want 597 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,840 to come into my secret door? 598 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,480 Come check out this door in this field. 599 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,240 But in our luck, it would be come check out the store in Kensington and then you would 600 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,720 die from other things. 601 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,720 Yeah. 602 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:02,720 Immediately get stabbed. 603 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,520 I'm not trying. 604 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:11,200 I mean, maybe the next year or two, what if Sam shows up at Squawk Fest and then you can 605 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,560 have him as a guest and Nick and me also. 606 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,560 That'd be awesome. 607 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:20,680 I just feel like, so he already hit England here, hit Canada. 608 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,520 I feel like the next one would have to be Australia because it seems like he's only 609 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,280 going places where the queen is on their money. 610 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,560 Yeah, that's valid. 611 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,520 They did take over half the world. 612 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,520 Okay. 613 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,520 Exactly. 614 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,000 But the queen is still on the money in those three. 615 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,320 I don't think she's on the money anywhere else. 616 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,320 Oh, you know what? 617 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:46,080 I just, so in October, my wife and I, we went to Belize and I believe she's still on the 618 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,980 money there, but they said they're changing it next year. 619 00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:51,040 So that could be a trigger for Sam to show up. 620 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,040 Yeah. 621 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,040 He could get one last hurrah. 622 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,040 Yeah. 623 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,040 Yeah. 624 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,040 Shit. 625 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,040 Well, I think we cracked the code. 626 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:01,840 So we've got to keep an eye on countries that Britain once occupied. 627 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,400 That's going to be easy, right? 628 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,800 We need to keep an eye on Belize. 629 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,720 There's a down to like 50. 630 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,080 Yeah, at least, at least 50. 631 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,080 I think, yeah, that's fine. 632 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:15,080 I'll take the first 15, you know, we'll, we'll divide it evenly. 633 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:20,280 We will each get our own quadrant to just keep track over to make sure there's no clown 634 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,480 sightings popping up. 635 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,680 That'd be awesome. 636 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,680 Yeah. 637 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,680 We'll figure it out. 638 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,320 Open invitation to Sam to be a ghost. 639 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,440 That's a party. 640 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,960 All right, guys. 641 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,120 Well, I appreciate you guys coming on. 642 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,920 This was a lot of fun as always. 643 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,920 Mark, before we leave, do you want to, you got anything you want to plug? 644 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,200 Website, anything like that? 645 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,920 Well, yeah, I've got mythsandmaltz.com. 646 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:52,800 And so there you can find all my books, any events, which right now there are none. 647 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:59,760 I tried to get in as a vendor on a, on a, there's a beer festival in Arkansas. 648 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,320 And it's kind of like, uh, they have a Yeti is the logo. 649 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,680 And so I was like, well, that's cool. 650 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,560 Um, but I didn't get selected. 651 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,640 So I don't have that one, but I'm thinking of going to, uh, maybe Squawk Fest this fall. 652 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,640 Yeah. 653 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,640 Squonkerpalooza was a lot of fun. 654 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,640 Definitely try and get there. 655 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,640 Squonkerpalooza. 656 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,440 I had, I had a really good time there. 657 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,440 Um, all right, Nick, you got anything you want to fucking say? 658 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,960 No, no, but thanks for having me on. 659 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,880 I don't have anything cool coming up. 660 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,880 Just worked on watches. 661 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,440 What about these timepieces? 662 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,440 Yeah. 663 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,440 Yeah. 664 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,440 Yeah. 665 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,840 So, uh, I own a, I own a watch company. 666 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:40,520 Uh, we're currently in the process of doing a bunch of new YouTube content. 667 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:46,080 Uh, we just filmed a great video about Stephen Hawking and his, uh, what he, he actually 668 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,520 has watches made for him. 669 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,840 We all know what he likes to watch, but he actually had a few watches made for him that 670 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:58,200 are very, very cool, uh, and took like pieces of his, uh, like people, pieces of his, like 671 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,680 one of his research papers and took pieces of his desk and made dials out of it. 672 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,680 It's a pretty cool stuff. 673 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,680 I'm actually pretty excited. 674 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,680 No jokes. 675 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:11,600 And honestly, I thought you were going to say pieces of his chair and I did say that 676 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,840 to Mike last night when we were filming and we, we had a good laugh. 677 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,840 I thought you were going to say they made watches out of pieces of chairs. 678 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,840 Like, yo, I kind of want one of those watches. 679 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:26,520 What about a, what about a cryptic cocktail watch with a, with a mixture of like big foot 680 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:31,840 hair and maybe maybe maybe some of, yeah. 681 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:32,840 Or David's beard. 682 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,400 I was thinking the same thing. 683 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,400 You know what? 684 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,520 I think we could, uh, I think we could do that. 685 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,840 Dave, let's, uh, let's, let's have a little chat. 686 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,840 We'll figure. 687 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:45,560 You can sit on the, oh, and also David, congratulations on the Patreon and the YouTube. 688 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,560 Thank you. 689 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,560 The YouTube's not really taken off. 690 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,280 I need to actually make videos. 691 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:58,280 I feel like static images with audio on it is not what people want to see, but I appreciate 692 00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,280 that. 693 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,280 Thank you very much, Mark. 694 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,040 Although I did, I did start that Patreon and then immediately got COVID and have not been 695 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,680 able to like really do anything for it yet, but I'm going to start working on that this 696 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,680 month. 697 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,160 I am a member. 698 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,160 I know. 699 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,160 I appreciate that very much. 700 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,440 I, that's, I pretty sure I shouted you out on the first episode. 701 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,440 You, I don't know. 702 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,440 Yeah. 703 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,440 Thank you so much. 704 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,440 Nick, thank you so much. 705 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,120 If you guys want to follow a crypto cocktail party, uh, do that on Instagram at crypto 706 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,800 cocktail, tick tock at crypto cocktail party. 707 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,840 As Mark said, we do have a Patreon. 708 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,400 I promise I won't neglect it anymore. 709 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,960 I am feeling so much better now. 710 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:31,960 I'm just tired. 711 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,680 Uh, so it'll be great content. 712 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,080 There's only $5 a month, one tier. 713 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,880 You get everything that I put on there. 714 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,280 Um, and I think that is it with that. 715 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,880 Do you guys want to say goodbye? 716 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,880 Adios. 717 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,680 Thank you for having me again. 718 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,680 I love it. 719 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,840 Um, I appreciate the opportunity to be here and listen to these great stories. 720 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,680 Thank you. 721 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:45,520 Good night.