1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,160 Find other great podcasts like this one at podmoth.network. 2 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:16,240 Hey there fellow true crime aficionados, we're the hosts of Bad Acts, a true crime podcast. 3 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:17,240 I'm Danielle. 4 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,240 And I'm Aaron. 5 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:24,000 Join us every Thursday for twisted true crime tales of dark deeds and despicable people. 6 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,920 We focus on lesser known unique stories with a new case each week. 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:33,120 We've covered family annihilators, cannibals, revenge killings, killer kids, mysterious 8 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,760 murders, survivor stories, and much more. 9 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:41,240 We've even tackled stories of people who blame zombies, vampires, ghosts, and voodoo 10 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:42,480 for their bad acts. 11 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,080 Of course we know they're the only ones to blame. 12 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:51,120 You can find us everywhere you get your podcasts or you can visit our website at badaxepod.com. 13 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:55,840 If you like fresh stories and new perspectives on crime, Bad Acts will be your new jam. 14 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,920 Join Bad Acts every Thursday. 15 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:58,920 Stay safe y'all. 16 00:00:58,920 --> 00:00:59,960 See you soon. 17 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:25,800 Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Cryptic. 18 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,540 The Cocktail Party, a show where we have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive 19 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:30,540 into the unknown. 20 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:33,400 I'm your host Dave and today I'm joined by Sarge and Maynard. 21 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,080 How you guys doing, buds? 22 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:36,080 Hey, what's going on? 23 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,080 How's it going? 24 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,800 Do you guys want to introduce which one is which so I don't have to... 25 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,800 Yeah. 26 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,040 So they can differentiate the voices. 27 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:49,760 I'm Sarge and that's Maynard, but you can't see that because it's an audio medium. 28 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:50,760 Yeah. 29 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,160 So it's just the one with the heavier Boston accent is Sarge. 30 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,160 Yeah. 31 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,160 Mine's medium, his is high. 32 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,120 My parents dropped me on my head a lot as a kid. 33 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,800 So how you guys doing? 34 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:02,800 Not bad, man. 35 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,600 I'm excited to talk about weird... 36 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,400 Can we swear on this podcast? 37 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,400 Because I... 38 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,400 Yeah. 39 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,400 Okay, good. 40 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,520 Because I'm not capable of not swearing. 41 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,340 Oh no, you guys are totally fine. 42 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:17,760 My father was a carpenter and then I was in the military for a while. 43 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,960 So I'm not super well behaved. 44 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:27,640 But yeah, no, we were really fucking excited because we had a podcast where we're going 45 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,000 to get back into it. 46 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,600 I mean, like an idiot, I went into my master's degree. 47 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,680 And so that's eaten up much more of my time than I expected. 48 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:40,240 Somehow I didn't think a graduate level degree would take up a lot of energy, but it really 49 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,240 does. 50 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:47,520 No, my wife just got finished with her master's and it took her, oh God, years. 51 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,200 That's actually why we ended up moving out of New England to Philly so she could do that. 52 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,200 Okay. 53 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,200 You get it. 54 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,200 You get it. 55 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,200 Yeah. 56 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,200 Getting your master's. 57 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,200 It's a lot of work. 58 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,920 I got after, in two weeks, I only have one class left. 59 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,960 I graduate March 30th. 60 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,520 Oh hell yeah, man. 61 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,520 Congrats. 62 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,520 Yeah. 63 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,520 I'm counting down the frigging seconds to be honest with you. 64 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,240 He is, I can hear him. 65 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,280 Loudly shouting the seconds in my backyard in the middle of the night. 66 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,800 We also live next door to each other for context. 67 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,840 We do actually. 68 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:16,840 So it's weird. 69 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:23,040 We grew up in the same city, never met each other, and then within a year we moved directly 70 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,360 next door to each other. 71 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,040 Well, I mean, I guess that's fate, I guess. 72 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,040 I don't really. 73 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,040 It is. 74 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,400 It is absolutely fate. 75 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,520 Our kids are best friends. 76 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,520 It's weird. 77 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:34,520 Maynard, how are you doing? 78 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,520 I'm doing well. 79 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:40,040 Enjoying a nice local beer today and ready to do this. 80 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,040 Oh yeah. 81 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,600 What are you guys drinking? 82 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,720 I'm drinking a Trillium. 83 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,520 I have to take off the little canister here. 84 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:53,240 This particular one is called Insert Farming Reference Here. 85 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,240 Okay. 86 00:03:54,240 --> 00:04:03,160 For the listeners, it just has shovels and things on the label. 87 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,760 And I'm just drinking a Mish Mash or whatever was in my fridge. 88 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:12,000 So right now I'm drinking Cutwater Creek Mojitos, but I've also got some Down East Cider here 89 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,360 that I'm going to pound out. 90 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,360 Cutwater, oh boy. 91 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,440 This is going to get ugly towards the end. 92 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,440 They're good. 93 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,440 They're so good. 94 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,600 And for the money that you're spending, the alcohol content is phenomenal. 95 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,760 That's really all that matters. 96 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,760 That's exactly it. 97 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,240 It's just how fucked up can I get on the cheapest level? 98 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,240 Yeah. 99 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:33,800 I mean, I never really was good at percentages until I started drinking, and now I'm a fucking 100 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,800 expert. 101 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:35,800 I can do the math in my head. 102 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,800 Oh yeah. 103 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,280 I can do ounces, beer percentage, all that stuff. 104 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:43,320 If they had really, honestly, if they had just presented percentages to me in high school 105 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,880 in terms of how drunk I would get, I would have been much better at them. 106 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,880 That's for sure. 107 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,880 All right, guys. 108 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,160 Well, I do have one question before we start. 109 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:57,880 Are you guys cryptids guys or any paranormal folklore, that kind of stuff? 110 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:03,360 Well, again, the audience can't see me right now, but I am wearing a Mothman hat and t-shirt. 111 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:10,080 So yes, we are big on weird shit. 112 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,080 Anything weird. 113 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,840 I appreciate you bringing out the flair for this, even though no one can see it. 114 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:14,840 I appreciate it. 115 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,240 Well, this is more for you than anyone else. 116 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,200 We just wanted to impress you with our knowledge. 117 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,520 I appreciate that, guys. 118 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,520 All right. 119 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,520 You guys ready to dive into this? 120 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,520 Let's do it. 121 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,520 What do you got? 122 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,520 All right. 123 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,520 So you guys don't know what we're going to be talking about today, right? 124 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,520 No. 125 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,520 No, we did. 126 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,280 We purposely chose not to know. 127 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:35,800 I know that you had mentioned that you try not to tell your guests, and I didn't want 128 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,800 to guess. 129 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,040 I didn't want to try anything. 130 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,800 So please surprise us. 131 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:47,080 So what I decided was today, since I'm originally from New England, you guys still live in New 132 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:51,800 England, I was going to try and do cryptids from Massachusetts. 133 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,320 But they're all kind of the same. 134 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,320 They suck, really. 135 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,320 They suck. 136 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,320 Yeah. 137 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,320 It's not. 138 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,320 They're all kind of boring. 139 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,800 And then I was like, what if I do just New England in general? 140 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,600 And then I said, no, I'm not going to do that. 141 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:08,440 So what I did is I ended up sticking with Massachusetts, but instead of doing cryptids, 142 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:13,960 I did folklore and urban legends, which I guess are probably more well known. 143 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,480 I was going to do the Bridgewater Triangle, but that's a whole fucking other. 144 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,560 We did one or two podcast episodes on the Bridgewater Triangle. 145 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,000 Yeah, I think I was just two. 146 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,920 Yeah, my brother did some heavy research on that. 147 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:29,840 Yeah, it was too much to try and just get into one single episode. 148 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:36,720 So I have two stories for you, and I'm just going to go into it, and then you guys just 149 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,320 let me know. 150 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:43,680 So the first stop on our little paranormal stroll around the great state of Massachusetts, 151 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,840 we're going to start in a small town in the southern part of the state right on the border 152 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,920 of Rhode Island called Seconk. 153 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:49,920 I don't know. 154 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:50,920 Seconk. 155 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,920 Seconk. 156 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:52,920 Seconk. 157 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,960 I'm going to be 100% honest. 158 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:59,540 I had no idea that this was even a place at all. 159 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:02,160 Even the people who live there aren't terribly sure. 160 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,080 You actually have to go into Rhode Island first to get there. 161 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,080 I think there's direct access from Massachusetts. 162 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:11,120 There's two places in Massachusetts that you have to drive through Rhode Island to get 163 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,120 to. 164 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,600 One is Rehoboth, and the other is Seconk. 165 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:19,240 Okay, well that kind of... Well, I'll get into it. 166 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,240 I'm excited. 167 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,920 I've never heard anything about Seconk. 168 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:26,280 The reason why I didn't know this place existed is because it seems like it's boring as all 169 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,840 hell. 170 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,960 According to TripAdvisor, it's got some pretty cool things going for it though. 171 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:37,640 It's got the Seconk Speedway if you're into watching cars go in a circle for hours just 172 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,240 in the hopes that one will burst into flames. 173 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,200 I always went up to New Hampshire for that kind of action. 174 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,200 New England Dragway. 175 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,200 Yeah. 176 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:48,920 It's also home to a Fear Town Haunted USA, which I don't know what that is. 177 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:53,400 It's like a haunted house, but that's also located inside of Seconk Speedway. 178 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:58,880 That sounds like one of those places where sex pests get jobs so they can just touch 179 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:02,280 women randomly as they wander through a horror mansion. 180 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,120 Do you know what I'm talking about? 181 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,800 A guy who's like, I can legally grope a woman here. 182 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:08,800 Not that I agree with it. 183 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:14,400 It's kind of like, what's that the most haunted, the most terrifying haunted house that turns 184 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,600 out is just a dude who is so weird perverted? 185 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:17,600 Yeah. 186 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,600 That's exactly what- Something manor? 187 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,600 Yeah. 188 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,600 Exactly. 189 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,280 That's exactly what came to mind is I was like, this dude probably just has a fear kink. 190 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:25,280 Pretty much, yeah. 191 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:30,120 According to one reviewer, it said, quote, what a disappointment and quote, the maze 192 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,440 is very dark and full of tripping hazards. 193 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,400 I'm amazed they haven't been sued or forced to close. 194 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,400 I knocked my head on a wooden beam so hard, I thought I drew blood. 195 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,080 Three stars. 196 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,280 What a disappointment. 197 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,200 Sounds like my dad reviewing my life. 198 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,120 But also it's three stars out of five. 199 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:52,080 They wrote that review and gave it three out of five. 200 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,280 Better than average and disappointing. 201 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:58,520 I mean, when you think about it in New England though, I mean, that is a fairly glowing review. 202 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,320 We're not an easy people to please. 203 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,320 Oh no. 204 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,320 Yeah. 205 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,640 When I saw that, I was like, that tracks. 206 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:11,280 The other thing Seekonk has going for it is it's easily accessible by Route 44. 207 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:15,440 But now I just learned from you guys that you have to go through another state to get 208 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,440 to this one. 209 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,440 Yes, you do. 210 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,440 You do. 211 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,000 But this is where the topic of our discussion for this first story will take place. 212 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,520 And I don't really know if it's a plus that it's on Route 44, but I have no other way 213 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,520 to really segue into the topic. 214 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,280 I've literally never heard of Route 44. 215 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,560 And maybe I've driven on it and I just don't know it. 216 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,440 Because when I go to get tattoos, I have to go to Rehoboth. 217 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,800 And yeah, I have to imagine that Seekonk is near there. 218 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,800 I don't know. 219 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:47,440 Well, it's funny that you bring up Rehoboth because the part of the Route 44 section we're 220 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:52,360 talking about is the part right between Seekonk and Rehoboth where people have been reporting 221 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:57,680 strange occurrences with what I'm guessing is a ghostly apparition known as the Route 222 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,680 44 hitchhiker. 223 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,480 Are you guys familiar with this? 224 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,480 No, no, no. 225 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,480 This is I'm excited. 226 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,480 All right. 227 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,000 So the story goes that people who drive along this section of highway between these bordering 228 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,260 towns will see a hitchhiker walking along the shoulder. 229 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:16,580 This hitchhiker is always described as being the same red flannel, dirty jeans, boots, shaggy 230 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:22,240 red hair with a big red beard and what one source described as dark, empty and soulless 231 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,240 eyes. 232 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:27,200 They're pretty much describing Mick Foley's character Cactus Jack. 233 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:32,240 That was the first thing I thought of when I heard that description. 234 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:37,400 It's only two hours away from WWE headquarters in Connecticut, so I'm not going to rule out 235 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,720 the possibility. 236 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:39,720 It's possible. 237 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,720 It's very possible. 238 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:44,000 Mick Foley is like the only modern wrestler I know. 239 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,600 Also the dark soulless eyes made me think of literally every high school teacher I had. 240 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:53,360 I was going to say this sounds like just any New Englander in the middle of fall, winter 241 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,360 time. 242 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,360 Yeah. 243 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,440 You look at us at this time of year and we're all going to look like this dirty hitchhiker. 244 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,520 Or Willie from The Simpsons. 245 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,880 Crowdskeeper Willie, you're right. 246 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:06,160 Grease me up, woman. 247 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:11,880 But anyways, so what happens is kindhearted drivers will see this obvious serial killer 248 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:16,160 walking down the road, thumb out with his stick and spindle perched on his shoulder 249 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:20,920 and think, that poor soulless eyed man, he looks like he needs help. 250 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,480 I think I'm going to give him a ride and then they'll pull over and pick him up. 251 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:28,080 I already know this story is fake because no one in this state would ever pick up a 252 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,080 hitchhiker. 253 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,400 Oh, fair. 254 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:36,080 We would aim for you on the road and try to hit as many puddles on the way as possible. 255 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:41,420 The only place that I know of that you can hitchhike in this state and not suffer those 256 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:46,320 consequences as Martha's Vineyard, that's only because everyone who lives on an island 257 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:50,120 is insane from living on an island. 258 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,120 The isolation got to them. 259 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,480 Is that what it is, the isolation? 260 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,180 It's got to be. 261 00:11:56,180 --> 00:12:00,920 They only see other people for three months out of the year because that's the only time 262 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,320 that place is habitable. 263 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:07,960 The rest of the time it's just a windswept rocky nightmare. 264 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,160 You're starting to pick up on a theme for our second story. 265 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,800 Hold off on my thought. 266 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,800 I'll hold off. 267 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:13,800 I'll be careful. 268 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,800 How do you know all this, Saj? 269 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,680 At this point, when they decide to pick up this fucking hitchhiker, he will get into 270 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:24,240 the backseat even if there's no one else in the car. 271 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,080 Red flag number one. 272 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,120 Then when asked where he's going, he won't say anything. 273 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:33,880 He'll just point down the road in the same direction the car was already going. 274 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,840 Red flag number two. 275 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:40,960 After driving for some time in complete silence, the scruffy hitchhiker will suddenly start 276 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:46,320 giggling and then the giggling soon turns into just straight up maniacal laughter. 277 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:51,560 It's laughter that's so loud, it's almost unearthly and just pierces the ears of the 278 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,560 driver. 279 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:57,560 Now, obviously, this would make any driver of any car upset. 280 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:02,440 I don't have kids, but I assume this would be like if your kids are just screaming their 281 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:09,240 asses off in the backseat and you basically cut that out or I'm going to pull over and 282 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,120 leave you on the side of the road if you don't cut it out kind of thing. 283 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,600 My parents used to do that to me when I was being a little shit. 284 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,880 Once the driver reaches that breaking point and threatens to force the hitchhiker out, 285 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:24,960 the hitchhiker just vanishes, just disappears from the moving car, which to me is red flag 286 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,200 number three. 287 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:30,160 I don't get shaken easily, but that gave me fucking goosebumps. 288 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,160 Holy shit. 289 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,760 It would bother the hell out of me. 290 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:33,760 Yeah. 291 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,760 It's a nightmare, right? 292 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:35,760 None of it's good. 293 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:36,760 Yeah. 294 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:37,760 It is literally a nightmare. 295 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:42,960 Like, you know, redhead hitchhiker, I'd probably pick him up only because, you know, day walkers, 296 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,120 they're not good in the sun. 297 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,280 I want to grab that guy and just keep him out so he doesn't burn up like a vampire. 298 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,280 Exactly. 299 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,280 You know? 300 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,160 But then he starts giggling and then laughing. 301 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,280 Like if you want to scare the shit out of me, there's only three things that can do 302 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,280 it. 303 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,440 Weirdly dressed Victorian children. 304 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,480 Old people and anyone with a creepy laugh. 305 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,480 Yeah. 306 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:08,640 But I mean, to me, when I think creepy laughs, I think walking in Phoenix ruined creepy laughs 307 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,120 for me because his laugh wasn't creepy. 308 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,320 It was just annoying. 309 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,320 And that's more what I think. 310 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,280 I think it's more annoying than it is terrifying. 311 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,280 No, that's fair too. 312 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:19,760 But the fact that it turns from a giggle into like maniacal laughter and then he just disappears. 313 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,760 I'm not okay with that. 314 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,760 I think that's what did it for me. 315 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,080 That's what did it is the giggle turning into the maniacal laugh. 316 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,080 Yeah. 317 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,080 It's that transition period that really fucks with you. 318 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,080 Yeah. 319 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,720 And then when you know somebody in the back seat of your car starts giggling, it's probably 320 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,080 because they fought it, right? 321 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,800 But the maniacal laughter, that means that they left a stain. 322 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:41,280 I almost put that in the script that he started giggling like he just let out a silent fart 323 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,280 without anyone knowing. 324 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,760 You know me so well. 325 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,640 I didn't want to go blue with it, you know? 326 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,640 So I decided to take that out. 327 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,320 Welcome to the gutter listeners of the show. 328 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,240 It is kind of like that though. 329 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,960 Now for some, this is where the encounter ends. 330 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,040 He just vanishes from the back seat. 331 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,520 But for an unlucky few, the torment doesn't end there. 332 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:08,280 One witness said that after the hitchhiker had vanished, they understandably just fucking 333 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,280 took off. 334 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,880 I don't know what they would be running from because he's already gone, but I feel like 335 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:16,000 the fear and adrenaline would just make you want to just get out of the area fast. 336 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:20,080 But as soon as he took off and was going down the road at an incredible speed, they didn't 337 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,560 say what speed. 338 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:26,480 He looked into a side view mirror and he saw the face of the supernatural hobo just like 339 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:31,880 floating alongside the car, which that was fucked with me. 340 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:32,880 Whoa. 341 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,880 Whoa. 342 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,840 Okay, well that actually for some reason for me makes it funny. 343 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,560 I don't know why. 344 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,560 To me, what I picked- 345 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,920 It would lighten the mood. 346 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:48,640 What I imagine is that he tried to jump out of the moving car, got caught in the door 347 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,320 and is just holding onto the side. 348 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,320 He's not actually supernatural. 349 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,560 He's just fucked at that point. 350 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,320 Either that or the dude's like sketching. 351 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,320 He's on roller blades. 352 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,320 He's got heelies on. 353 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:01,640 Yeah, he's got cut off shorts just looking through the window giving you the thumbs up. 354 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,720 I'm fine with that. 355 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,720 That's even better. 356 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,720 Now- 357 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,660 I would prefer that to the maniacal laugh for sure. 358 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:11,640 Another witness or victim, I feel like they should be called victims at this point. 359 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,840 I feel like you're being subjected to something that you just didn't sign up for. 360 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,800 Yeah, no, victim is a fair assessment here. 361 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:23,480 Said that shortly after he vanished, the music on her radio cutout and his ear piercing laugh 362 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:28,600 started coming through the speakers and the voice even started taunting her by name even 363 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,600 though she didn't speak her name to him at all. 364 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,600 God damn it. 365 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,960 All right, well now it's gone back to scary. 366 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,960 Fuck. 367 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,580 Now, who or what this hitchhiker is is unknown. 368 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:43,400 Some say that it's the ghost of a man who was murdered along that stretch of road or 369 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:48,000 a hitchhiker who was clipped by a car while walking down the street and ended up dying, 370 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,820 which I guess is the same as murder, but I don't know. 371 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:56,600 Another one said that it was just like before the highway was there, it was like an old 372 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:03,240 timey farmer who had land there and was mad that the road came through or something. 373 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,480 But either way, that's the story of the Route 44 hitchhiker. 374 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,960 How are you guys feeling about it? 375 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,960 Wow. 376 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:17,560 I feel like, I mean, it would be weird to me if the Route 44 hitchhiker just got Stephen 377 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,560 King'd, you know? 378 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:22,200 He was like drilled with a car and left on the side of the road. 379 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,480 It took me a minute to... 380 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,280 I forgot all about that. 381 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,000 Yeah, remember the guy who tried to kill Stephen King for no reason? 382 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Oh God. 383 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,280 No, that's, that, I mean, damn. 384 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:42,080 That was kind of a roller coaster because you said redhead and no offense to red-haired 385 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,040 folks because I know you guys are tough. 386 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,960 You have higher pain tolerance than the rest of us. 387 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,080 That is true. 388 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:55,680 But to me, not to be a jerk, but I'm not scared of red-headed people, you know what I mean? 389 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,400 Just as a people. 390 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,960 Because I know if I just went to a desert climate, they can't get me. 391 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:05,760 Sure, they're ill-equipped to be around any sort of sunlight or harsh environment. 392 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,760 Yeah. 393 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,360 But then the laughter got me and I was scared. 394 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:15,120 And then we started skitching in his roller blades and it was all over again. 395 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,880 But then laughing through the speakers on my stereo. 396 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,120 I would have a problem with that if he was like saying my name. 397 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,200 And you didn't even say the name to begin with. 398 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,200 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 399 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:29,680 If I didn't introduce myself and he just started talking to me, that would, Jesus. 400 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,400 I might need to find a new tattoo artist. 401 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,720 I'm never going back to Rehoboth again. 402 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,200 This is fucked. 403 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200 No thank you. 404 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200 Maynard, where are we at? 405 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:45,180 I mean, definitely nothing I'd ever heard of as far as anything in our state goes. 406 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,880 So yeah, that's kind of crazy. 407 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,880 This is good. 408 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,280 There's a part of me that just wants to go drive on Route 44. 409 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,280 Yeah, me too. 410 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,280 I kind of want to go. 411 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,880 There's a part of me that wants to avoid it at all costs too. 412 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,240 So I don't know. 413 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,280 Which I've been very good at doing because I don't know that I've ever. 414 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,400 I know it goes from Plymouth to... 415 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,760 It goes from Plymouth to New York, I think. 416 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,760 Yeah, yeah. 417 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:11,040 I just kind of feel bad for any redhead folks in that town because as it is, people are 418 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,080 already kind of trying to swerve and hit them. 419 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:18,040 So... 420 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,600 I'm not the ghost, I'm just the redhead. 421 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,560 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 422 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,600 We don't try to punish the gingers here. 423 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,800 Well, I mean... 424 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:30,320 Because they're daywalkers, they'll put a curse on you. 425 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:36,000 All right, well the next leg of our journey, we're going to travel further east to what 426 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:41,160 is probably the most LGBTQ plus friendly community that I can think of in the country. 427 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,160 P-town. 428 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,160 Provincetown, baby. 429 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,160 Yes. 430 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,200 I love P-town, that's one of the coolest places in mass. 431 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,480 But unfortunately, we're not going to be talking about the fun modern day Provincetown. 432 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:57,200 We're going to be going back in time to the late 1930s to the early 1940s when America 433 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,480 was decidedly less chill. 434 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,360 Yeah, they weren't great with partying back then. 435 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,360 Yeah. 436 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:09,320 We're going to be talking about the Black Flash, AKA the Devil of the Dunes, AKA the 437 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,040 Provincetown Phantom. 438 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,560 This is another one I've never heard of. 439 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,280 The Provincetown Phantom? 440 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,280 Yeah. 441 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,280 So, according to... 442 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,880 I am so impressed right now. 443 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:23,400 ...passing strange true tales of New England horrors and hauntings, it all began in the 444 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:29,920 fall of 1938 when Provincetown school children started reporting what they were seeing that 445 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:35,160 they described as an eight foot tall figure dressed in all black with a black cape and 446 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:41,000 a black hood, as well as long silver ears and eyes that glowed like flames lurking around 447 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,280 the dunes or hiding behind the trees. 448 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:50,680 Any sighting of anything that involves children, all the adults just chalked it up to overreaction, 449 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:55,920 overactive imaginations and did absolutely nothing to look into this fucking weirdo just 450 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,520 watching their kids from the dunes. 451 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:04,000 I mean, frankly, until you got into the ears part, eight foot tall, long robe, I just thought 452 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,520 it might be like a drag queen headed to a funeral. 453 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,000 No, no, no. 454 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,200 But that was a theory of what it could be. 455 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,640 Rupaul's in mourning, that's all. 456 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:16,480 No, like I said, they chalked it up to just over... 457 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,600 Oh my God. 458 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,240 Overactive imaginations. 459 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,040 That is until one of them witnessed it themselves. 460 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:29,400 Maria Costa was walking by the Provincetown town hall when the phantom jumped out from 461 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,120 behind the bushes and started to chase her. 462 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:39,080 Now, if this thing is eight feet tall, this means that it was either like a massive bush 463 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:44,160 or more commonly known as a fucking tree, or he's just like a little prankster and was 464 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,920 crouching down behind the bushes, like clutching his knees, just hoping someone would walk 465 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:52,880 by so he could just jump out at this lady, which to me is hilarious. 466 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,880 I would love that actually. 467 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,960 But anyways, the phantom was chasing Costa. 468 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:05,200 She said that he was making a buzzing noise, like a cicada or something like that the entire 469 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,200 time. 470 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:12,000 Now, terrified, Costa ducked into a coffee shop and frantically told the patrons of said 471 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,640 shop what was happening. 472 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:18,800 And upon hearing your story, a few of the customers ran out to try and catch the phantom, 473 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,440 but he was nowhere to be seen. 474 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,780 There's no evidence that he was even there, but that makes sense. 475 00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:27,600 He's also known as the Black Flash, so he's fast as fuck. 476 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,500 Okay, that's fair. 477 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:35,320 She was being chased by a giant kazoo playing slender man. 478 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,720 Yeah, pretty much. 479 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,280 But she wasn't the only one to be assaulted by the devil of the dunes. 480 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:46,360 A teenage boy ran to the local police station saying that the flash had jumped out at him 481 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:52,840 while on his way home from the library and that it had also spit blue flames at him. 482 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,840 So that's fun. 483 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,080 Dude, this flash has really got it going on. 484 00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,840 Yeah, that had a new fun little twist to it. 485 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,640 I wish I could do that. 486 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,640 Spit blue flames? 487 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:08,640 I mean, frankly, if I was eight feet tall, spitting blue flames would be like playing 488 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:14,760 chasing people while playing a kazoo and then spitting blue flames would be like, I wouldn't 489 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,160 be out without the realm of possibility. 490 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,480 Because when you're eight feet tall, like there's not many options for you. 491 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,480 True. 492 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,480 To entertain yourself. 493 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,680 I mean, you can't really fit in a regular movie theater seat. 494 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,440 You can't fit into a car. 495 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,600 If basketball wasn't really big back then yet. 496 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,640 So yeah, it was still out in Springfield. 497 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,640 This is all the way in Providence. 498 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,640 Yeah. 499 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,240 This is where the story gets good. 500 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,280 For me, this is where the story gets good. 501 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,400 Another man named Charles Farley, or I guess, Charles Folly. 502 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,560 That's better, much better. 503 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:45,640 Yeah, that's more accurate. 504 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,800 Charles Folly caught the creature snooping around his backyard. 505 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:55,320 So he did what any red blooded American would do in this situation. 506 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,920 Blast that fucker with a shotgun. 507 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,920 That's fair. 508 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,920 Yeah, that's accurate. 509 00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,920 That tracks. 510 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:05,360 But like most supernatural beings, it looked at him, laughed, and then jumped over an eight 511 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:09,120 foot tall fence because fucking why not? 512 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,560 Apparently this thing has two favorite activities. 513 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:15,840 Those are popping out behind things and jumping really fucking high. 514 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:20,560 Because another sighting happened one night, not long after this one, where the phantom 515 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:25,520 was spotted at a local school playground and four police officers were dispatched to check 516 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,680 it out. 517 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,160 So they went there with their flashlights and guns drawn. 518 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,720 They entered the playground in search of this fucking nightmarish pogo stick man. 519 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,960 When they finally caught sight of him, they told him to surrender or they would shoot. 520 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:44,080 So not unlike today. 521 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,880 It's nice to know that policing has not changed over the years. 522 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,360 Yeah, and it's comforting to know that some things in America will always be the same. 523 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,360 Yeah. 524 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:55,520 But police cannot wait to shoot a tall black figure. 525 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,880 I wasn't going to say it. 526 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:04,640 Well, I mean, when you think about it, these goddamn savages shooting at innocent unarmed 527 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:09,400 people just out for a stroll, maybe black folks need to start shooting blue flames. 528 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,600 But, but, all right. 529 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,800 So what we're learning is the devil of the dunes is not a redhead. 530 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,120 No, he is decidedly not a redhead. 531 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,640 They're susceptible to heat. 532 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:25,600 But just like with Charles, the flash just laughed at the cops, jumped over a 10 foot 533 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,800 tall fence that was surrounding the school and vanished into the night. 534 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:35,000 Now the last time that the flash was spotted was in December of 1945, just seven years 535 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,880 after the school children first reported seeing the tall dark figure. 536 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:44,600 And this last sighting is kind of terrifying, but has almost like a loony tunes type ending. 537 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:49,020 So it's just like a good juxtaposition of emotions when you hear the story. 538 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:53,580 So the story goes on that day in December, the Gennard family's four children were home 539 00:25:53,580 --> 00:25:58,480 alone for the day and playing in their front yard on Standish street when they saw the 540 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,480 phantom just kind of tiptoeing towards them. 541 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:06,960 Understandably fucking terrified, they ran into their home in hopes that it would protect 542 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,440 them from the advancing black flash. 543 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,600 Undeterred the flash did attempt to enter the home. 544 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,280 The kids ended up hiding behind like chairs and couches as they heard the doorknobs to 545 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:22,880 their houses begin to turn as the phantom attempted to enter the home. 546 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:28,320 The eldest son, Alan Gennard decided fuck that, I'm going to do something about this. 547 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,840 So just like Kevin McAlister in Home Alone, he said, Oh my God, I was really hoping you 548 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,840 were going to say this. 549 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:37,200 He's like, I'm the man of the house and I must protect it. 550 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:42,880 So Alan grabbed a big bucket filled it with scalding hot water and headed to the second 551 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,900 floor and opened the window where just below him you could see the phantom still attempting 552 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:52,240 to enter the house and he dumped the bucket of hot water right on top of its head. 553 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,240 Amazing. 554 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:59,840 The phantom just kind of gasps, like give him like, Oh, like he was more startled than 555 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,840 anything. 556 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,840 And then just left. 557 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:06,240 And then ran away on high heels and we found that it was RuPaul the whole time. 558 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:10,320 Yeah, it just ended up leaving and never to be seen again. 559 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:17,040 So this story is fucking weird and whatever, but there are two different news reportings. 560 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:22,280 Like you can find the newspaper reportings of two different events in this story. 561 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,080 So it has some like semblance of credence, I guess. 562 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,560 Oh, this makes me so happy. 563 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,080 I have to look this up. 564 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,560 And then there are some theories. 565 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:35,120 Some people think it's just like a dude being a dude. 566 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:39,600 One guy, I forget his name, but he said in the newspaper article that he thought it was 567 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:46,300 just a gay dude who got off on scaring people by jumping out at them. 568 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:53,720 He said it in a lot more offensive way than how I just said it because it is the 1940s 569 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,720 in Massachusetts. 570 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,720 In Massachusetts. 571 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,920 Yeah, no, that's fair. 572 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,920 That's fair. 573 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,360 We're not known for our gentle, our gentle behavior. 574 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:07,440 Yeah, but that was until he ended up running face to face with the phantom and he called 575 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,720 the, he said some things to the phantom that I'm not going to repeat. 576 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:16,120 And then the phantom just slapped him in the face as hard as he could knocking him on his 577 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,120 face. 578 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:25,120 And then he ended up running home and changed his story completely, which is fucking brilliant. 579 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:29,560 But that is a lesson I think every redneck in Massachusetts learns when they start picking 580 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,920 on gay folks and they don't realize that, you know, just because a dude's gay doesn't 581 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,760 mean he can't whip your ass. 582 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,900 No, but also not to be stereotypical, but a lot of gay dudes work out and they are very 583 00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:43,480 strong and they will fucking ruin your life if you talk shit. 584 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:50,640 No, I was at a, I was at a, when I was younger, I was at a nightclub and this dude was, was 585 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:57,600 like starting to pick on this, this gay man who was, you know, the gay man was fabulous. 586 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,400 He was dressed impeccably. 587 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:04,780 He had this like, this like little clutch, like kind of purse thing on a chain. 588 00:29:04,780 --> 00:29:09,640 He had like this beautiful makeup and this guy was picking on him and picking on him. 589 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:16,520 And finally the dude turned around and he like hoisted up his purse and held onto it 590 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:22,200 with one hand, like held onto the chain with one hand and just fucking cold cocked this 591 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,700 dude. 592 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:28,440 And I was like, the dude went down like a ton of bricks and I was like, this, that, 593 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,080 this is exactly what happens. 594 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,040 You, you fucked around and immediately found out just fucking crumpled. 595 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,760 He did like one of those Skyrim like animations. 596 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,760 Yeah. 597 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,760 Yeah, exactly. 598 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,400 It was just like, it was like a yard sale. 599 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,560 The guy went, I was waiting for coins to shoot out of them. 600 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,080 Oh, but yeah, but there you have it. 601 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,480 That is a story of the black flash of Provincetown. 602 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,620 And that also brings us to the end of our episode. 603 00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:54,920 That's all I got for you guys. 604 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,920 That was awesome. 605 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,280 You brought up two things that I've literally never heard of and I've lived here my whole 606 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:04,100 life and we, and Maynard and I seek out, I tried to dive deep. 607 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:07,120 You did cause Maynard and I seek out the weirdest shit we can find. 608 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,120 Oh yeah. 609 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,120 There was a few others. 610 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:15,200 I heard that the Gloucester seek creature and then there's a sea creature in Gloucester. 611 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,200 Yeah. 612 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,200 You don't know. 613 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,400 You don't know about the seat, the Gloucester sea monster. 614 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,400 Sorry. 615 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,400 No, sorry. 616 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400 The Gloucester sea monster. 617 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,400 Yeah. 618 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,400 The Gloucester monster. 619 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,400 No, that makes sense. 620 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,400 No. 621 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,400 Yeah. 622 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,400 You just mispronounced it. 623 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,400 Now I get it. 624 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,400 No, I'm just, I'm kidding. 625 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,400 I've never heard of that. 626 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,400 That is awesome. 627 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,400 That sounds vaguely familiar to me though. 628 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,400 The Gloucester sea monster. 629 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,400 Okay. 630 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,000 It wasn't, there wasn't a lot of sightings of it. 631 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,560 And then there was another one about a tunnel somewhere. 632 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,560 It was like a. 633 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,560 Oh yeah. 634 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,560 The Husek tunnel. 635 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:48,160 It's got like blood tunnel or something like that where it was like, it was like Massachusetts 636 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,640 original big dig. 637 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,640 Yeah. 638 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,640 Yeah. 639 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,640 The Husek tunnel. 640 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,600 It was, it's an incredibly haunted tunnel. 641 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,600 It's shut down now. 642 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,600 You can't, you're not even supposed to go there. 643 00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,960 Like they don't want you on the property. 644 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,440 So you just got to jump over the fence. 645 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,440 Yeah. 646 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,440 What were we going to try to go there at some point? 647 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,680 We were going to try to go there. 648 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:09,360 We actually bought like all these batteries and stuff for our recording equipment and 649 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,920 then COVID hit and the whole, the whole plan went sideways. 650 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,920 Yeah. 651 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,920 We got something like that up here. 652 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:20,680 We got a, so in Philly, not in Philly, but near Philly, we have Centralia, Pennsylvania, 653 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,680 which is. 654 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:22,680 Oh yeah. 655 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,680 Yeah. 656 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,680 Yeah. 657 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,680 Centralia is like. 658 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,680 It's Silent Hill. 659 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,680 That's what Silent Hill is based off of. 660 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,680 Yeah. 661 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,680 And you used to be able to go up there. 662 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,680 There was this thing called the graffiti highway and it was really cool. 663 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,800 It's just this long stretch of road where everyone would just tag the highway and then 664 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,880 they tore up the highway. 665 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,360 So you can still get there, but now you're hiking up. 666 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,360 Yeah. 667 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,360 They're trying to stop you from going there. 668 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,360 Yeah. 669 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,200 Because the fire is still burning underneath. 670 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,200 Yeah. 671 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,200 Right. 672 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,440 The whole town is literally on fire underground. 673 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,520 But I found out that some people still live there. 674 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,040 Like there's like one or two families that are still there and like the church is still 675 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,040 there. 676 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,040 Like I want to go so bad. 677 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,040 It'd be amazing. 678 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,040 Yeah. 679 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,600 I really want to check out Centralia actually. 680 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,760 And then we have a place in Connecticut, I think it is called Dudley town. 681 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,800 Dudley town is just this weird little ghost town. 682 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,360 It was it was very, very small. 683 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:16,240 I want to say it was mostly just like one street line with houses and pretty much everyone 684 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,960 who lived there came came to a bad end. 685 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,080 A lot of yeah. 686 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,080 Yeah. 687 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,800 Really sad, like kind of weird stories. 688 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:30,760 But the stories of people going to visit Dudley town afterwards, you've got a lot of people 689 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:35,720 who are like, you know, they're sitting in their car and their car, like, you know, the 690 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,680 rear end of the car lifts off the ground and bounces up and down. 691 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,160 You see strange lights moving through the forest. 692 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,560 I'm a dyed in the wool skeptic. 693 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,400 And there are certain places in the state that I still won't fucking go without like 694 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:53,240 a crew of people with me so that I'm not like that crazy guy in the street corner. 695 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,240 Oh my God. 696 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,560 I went to the Bridgewater Triangle and this is what I like. 697 00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,440 I need and I need people to to back me up on that for a minute. 698 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,400 I thought instead of crew of people, you're going to see a crucifix. 699 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:07,400 And I don't know. 700 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,680 No, no, I don't know too many things in the world that are scared of a lowercase t. 701 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,280 That's fair. 702 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,800 Maynard, you've been quiet. 703 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,960 What do you got going on? 704 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,960 Yeah, well, I mean, this is this is this is just kind of the way we operate because this 705 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,520 starts talks a lot more than I do. 706 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,960 Yeah, man, it usually just suffers my ignorant behavior all the time. 707 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,320 I do a lot of the technical stuff, offer some opinions here and there. 708 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,520 And you know, you know, I mean, both of these these stories have been great. 709 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,760 Like like like Chris saying, this is stuff we hadn't heard of. 710 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,600 Yeah, it was super surprising. 711 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:47,280 Like the the Provincetown thing that's so so the last time that was seen was 1945. 712 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,560 Yeah. 713 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,440 So not long after World War Two or during World War. 714 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,440 Right. 715 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,520 Well, it seems like it also started at the beginning. 716 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,520 Yeah, right. 717 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,520 Yeah. 718 00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,240 It was during World War Two because 1939 to 1945. 719 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,680 How do we know it just wasn't an exceptionally tall German man? 720 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,680 I don't know. 721 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,440 He was just took it upon himself to torture this one town. 722 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:14,640 I mean, that is the first place it like the U-boats went like they tried to say, you know, 723 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,640 I love the idea there. 724 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:20,000 And then they also were in the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard area like that. 725 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Right. 726 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Yep. 727 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,560 And they tried to they also tried to take on New York and it did not work out well for 728 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,560 them. 729 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,400 So fucked up to think about is that they were so close. 730 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:33,160 Yeah, so close that they made it, but they didn't make it. 731 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:38,000 I like that our first line of defense against Germany was also a gayest line of defense 732 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000 against Germany. 733 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Yeah. 734 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,440 And they would have kicked the shit out of the Nazis, I think it was Provincetown and 735 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,440 1940s. 736 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,320 The two places where they decided to go like. 737 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,320 Yeah. 738 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,560 I mean, like four guys in the U-boat be like, all right, we're going to take it. 739 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,560 And like, really? 740 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:54,560 Yeah. 741 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,560 What's happening right now? 742 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,560 Good luck, guys. 743 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,560 Good luck. 744 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,560 Just keep sinking. 745 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:06,160 But honestly, like what I like even more is that like, you know, in New England, you know 746 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,240 how it is up here. 747 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,480 Like everybody knows everybody. 748 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,480 Yeah. 749 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:15,480 So to think that there was this giant eight foot man who was terrorizing people in a costume 750 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:20,040 and no one knew who it was, but then the next day the tall eight foot guy has got like second 751 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,960 degree burns because some kid threw scalding water on him. 752 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,920 Everybody's telling him the story and he's just like applying, you know, A&D ointment. 753 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,480 And he's like, yeah, that's crazy. 754 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,480 I don't know what you're talking about. 755 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,480 Fucking wild guys. 756 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,320 I don't totally wasn't me. 757 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,800 Excuse me as I go pop all of the second degree burn blisters on my face. 758 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,080 Oh shit. 759 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,600 Well, I appreciate you guys coming on. 760 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,600 Thank you for having me. 761 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,600 I'm glad you got blasts. 762 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,600 Yeah. 763 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,600 It's great. 764 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,200 If you guys want to plug anything you got to plug, I will gladly allow you. 765 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,840 I'll open the floor to you too. 766 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,800 What do you got me in? 767 00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:02,920 I mean, since I was going to say since Elon killed Twitter, you know, that this is normally 768 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,120 the point you'd be like, Hey, go check out our Twitter. 769 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,240 But like, you know, he's he's he's kind of destroyed it. 770 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,920 But the side is pretty funny on a on Tik Tok. 771 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:11,920 It's Sergeant Destroyer. 772 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,320 So I'm just going to send everybody there. 773 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:18,480 Yeah, you can find me if you just Google side to destroy or you'll find all the terrible 774 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,920 things I do online. 775 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:20,920 Yeah. 776 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:29,960 I remember the way I found you was you put out that video on Tik Tok of the dude getting 777 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:34,640 upset over Bud Light and run over it with his truck. 778 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,640 Oh my God. 779 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,640 10 out of 10. 780 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:41,800 One of the best videos like your commentary on that was so fucking good. 781 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,440 And you made so many good points about. 782 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,440 Thank you. 783 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,440 You already bought it. 784 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,440 They have your money. 785 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,440 Yeah, you've already purchased it. 786 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,440 What are you doing? 787 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,440 Why are you doing this? 788 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:54,040 My two favorite things in the world are to pick on racists and people who don't like 789 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,880 gay people because it's just it blows my mind that that still exists. 790 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,880 Like, I get it. 791 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,640 New England's got a bad reputation, especially Massachusetts. 792 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:08,920 But no, that was oh, God, Massachusetts, especially Boston is hands down one of the most welcoming, 793 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,120 warming places I've ever been to in my entire life. 794 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:16,120 I mean, I mean, I lived in New England for 30 plus years. 795 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:21,800 OK, well, if you go back 10 years before that, during the bussing crisis, things weren't 796 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,800 so great. 797 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,800 I'm just fucking with you. 798 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,800 And you get it. 799 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,800 Everyone was a nightmare. 800 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,400 Yeah, everyone hates us. 801 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:33,000 But at the same time, like, you know, the city has changed a great deal since back then. 802 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:40,680 So for me, I like to represent my city by by attacking hillbillies and morons, you know, 803 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:45,760 religious bigots that are attacking gay folks and then anybody who has, you know, these 804 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:50,440 ridiculous strummin arguments they make against different minority communities. 805 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,480 All of that stuff really frustrates the shit out of me. 806 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,400 So my one of my I mean, tick tock is great for me because I can just dunk on these guys 807 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,920 while I'm sitting at my desk having a beer and doing homework. 808 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,920 Yeah. 809 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,480 So yeah, check out my tick tock. 810 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:09,160 And if you found a racist saying something stupid or a bigot, please send it to me so 811 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,320 that I can make fun of them in real time. 812 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,960 And I'll I'll link all that stuff in the episode description. 813 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,160 Yeah, please do. 814 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,520 Just yeah, there's a whole bunch of I've got all of the socials now at this point. 815 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,520 All right. 816 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:27,200 Well, so yeah, so follow Sarge on on tick tock at Sarge the Destroyer. 817 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,400 Follow us on tick tock at Cryptid Cocktail Party. 818 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,000 Follow me on Instagram, Cryptid Cocktail. 819 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 Cryptid Cocktail. 820 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000 I've had a few. 821 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 I'm sorry. 822 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 That's all right. 823 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 So bye. 824 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,680 And also, if you made it this far, I just launched a Patreon. 825 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,640 It's only one one tier. 826 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,180 It's five dollars a month. 827 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:44,180 That's it. 828 00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:45,720 And you'll get a bunch of bonus content. 829 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:49,360 Me reading erotic cryptid fan fiction. 830 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,280 Oh, God, yes. 831 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,520 Sign me the fuck up. 832 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,160 And if you ever want me to read one for your Patreon, I want no payment. 833 00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,760 I just want to be able to read one out loud recorded. 834 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,840 Yes, we will 100 percent do that. 835 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,840 You could do that in your own time. 836 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,280 Send it to me and I'll gladly upload it to Patreon. 837 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,440 Not like not a person, but made it and I can voice act it. 838 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,440 That'd be awesome. 839 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,440 Oh, that's even better. 840 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,440 Oh, my God. 841 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,040 How much fun would that be? 842 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,040 Amazing. 843 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,960 So you'll get access to that. 844 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:24,200 You also get ad free episodes and shout outs on the show that all kind of that whole bullshit. 845 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,640 Anyways, do you guys want to say goodbye? 846 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,920 Yeah, this has been a lot of fun. 847 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,160 Hopefully you'll have us back if we didn't offend most of your listeners. 848 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,160 But this is a good time. 849 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,840 I definitely want to come back and do this again. 850 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:36,840 This is great. 851 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,840 Yeah. 852 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:38,840 Thank you for having us. 853 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,840 This is awesome. 854 00:39:39,840 --> 00:40:04,840 Bye for now.