1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:27,040 Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party. 2 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:33,000 A show where I have a few drinks, talk at friends about cryptids, aliens, anything paranormal. 3 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,880 I'm your host Dave and today I'm joined once again by my good friend Colby Clark. 4 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,120 How you doing bud? 5 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,120 Hi everybody. 6 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,720 I'm doing good. 7 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:41,720 Are you? 8 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:42,720 Yeah, mind blown. 9 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,880 You look like you're about to fall asleep. 10 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:46,880 Do I look sleepy? 11 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:51,680 You do, but you always kind of look sleepy. 12 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,800 And I don't really smoke that much weed anymore so. 13 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,400 It can't be, it can't be that. 14 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,680 Says the man who has his microphone propped up on a weed jar. 15 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,760 But I've had that for a while. 16 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,240 The weed or the jar? 17 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,800 Yeah, well both. 18 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,280 Okay. 19 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:13,360 So Colby, you joined us last week when we talked about the Flatwoods monster. 20 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,360 How did you feel about that one? 21 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:20,200 It was super cool, really creepy. 22 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:28,320 A lot of bad decisions were made by everyone involved and highly interpretable. 23 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,680 Yeah, I guess. 24 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,480 I mean, I definitely don't think it was an owl perched in a tree, but who knows? 25 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,480 I don't know. 26 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,480 Who knows? 27 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,480 I don't know. 28 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:37,480 You don't know. 29 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:38,800 It's not for me to say. 30 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,800 You're right. 31 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,400 It's not for us to say. 32 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:49,280 Well, Colby, today I'm going to tell you about a story that is a little bit closer to home 33 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 for you. 34 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,280 Okay. 35 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,280 Okay. 36 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,000 Today we're going to be talking about the Dover Demon. 37 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Oh. 38 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:02,080 Not from Dover, New Hampshire, where we are originally from, but the Dover Demon of Dover, 39 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,080 Massachusetts. 40 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,720 I always forget there's a lot of Dovers. 41 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,600 There's so much that, especially in New England. 42 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,800 It's mostly, New England's mostly Dovers. 43 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,200 And if not Dovers, there's Andovers. 44 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,640 It's sub Dovers. 45 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,840 Just a bunch of Dovers and sub genres of Dover. 46 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,040 But anyways, have you heard of the Dover Demon before? 47 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,400 Do you know what I'm talking about? 48 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,200 It sounds a little familiar, but I don't know. 49 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,800 I don't know any deep cuts. 50 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:30,400 You don't know any of the meat and potatoes of the story? 51 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,400 I don't. 52 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,400 I don't. 53 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,400 All right. 54 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,400 Well, should we just hop into it then? 55 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,400 Yes. 56 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,040 Oh, also, I feel like we haven't done this yet. 57 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:41,200 So we just called a cryptid cocktail party, a show where we drink drinks. 58 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:46,640 And I talk at my friends about cryptids and a bunch of weird high strangeness bullshit. 59 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,560 But we didn't talk about what we were drinking. 60 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,400 And I'm drinking a delicious PBR. 61 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,400 Colby, what are you drinking today? 62 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,080 Oh, that's a good one. 63 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,680 That's a go to. 64 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:05,880 I'm drinking a double IPA from a modest man called When Disaster Strikes, which a disaster 65 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,080 should strike when aliens are afoot. 66 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,080 Am I right? 67 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,080 No, fair enough. 68 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,080 This one, I don't think is an alien. 69 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,080 I don't know what this is. 70 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,080 OK. 71 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,720 But and I wouldn't say disaster really struck. 72 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:21,160 I mean, it's probably devastating for the people who saw the Dover Demon, I would imagine. 73 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:28,120 But that Flatwoods guy was like, I wish this never happened. 74 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,360 I'll never get over it. 75 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,360 Yeah. 76 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,720 Seems like America will never get over it. 77 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,760 It's like seems like you're projecting bad. 78 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:34,760 Yeah. 79 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,360 The Dover Demon didn't wake up and choose violence. 80 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,360 I think it's just his nature. 81 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,880 But anyways, let's let's hop into it, Colby. 82 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,400 I want to tell you the story. 83 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,400 I'm down. 84 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,400 I'm down. 85 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,400 Yeah. 86 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,760 I'm debating if I should read this in a Boston accent. 87 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,760 I'm not going to do that. 88 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,760 Sounds too much. 89 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:53,760 Just pepper it in. 90 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,760 I'm good. 91 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,760 Oh, it's definitely get peppered in. 92 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:56,760 Don't you worry about it. 93 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:57,760 All right. 94 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:03,560 So Dover, Massachusetts is located just 15 miles south of Boston, right along the Charles 95 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,560 River. 96 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:08,760 It's one of the wealthiest towns in the state with a medium income of about two hundred 97 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:13,360 and fifty thousand dollars amongst its five thousand residents. 98 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,440 So it's not a big town, but it is rich. 99 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:22,720 I think I read that every house has an acre or more. 100 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:26,720 So not only is it a small town, but I feel like no one really lives near each other. 101 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,120 Apparently, I don't know how big an acre is to you. 102 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:36,560 I mean, if if you own a structure and you own the land, yeah, you're doing well. 103 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,040 An acre. 104 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,040 I don't know. 105 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,040 I don't know. 106 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,040 I don't know. 107 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,040 Farm talk. 108 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,840 I grew up in the sticks that we would know what an acres I did. 109 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,840 I used to have a wood stove in my house and I still don't know what a what a quart of 110 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,840 wood means. 111 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:50,840 All right. 112 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:56,000 It's the unit of measurement used to measure wood. 113 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:01,080 So, you know, the more you know. 114 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,080 All right. 115 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:06,120 Well, anyways, like I said, it's a pretty small town, not very big, but it does have 116 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,880 some notable people from there. 117 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,640 Do you want to say all right? 118 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:16,400 We got Adam Gronofsky from the band The War on Drugs, like an indie psych band, which 119 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,440 I thought they were from Philly, which I guess they are. 120 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,800 But apparently he grew up in Dover, Massachusetts. 121 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,920 Bowden I'm going to butcher this boat. 122 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,280 Bowden, but ma haw hawk. 123 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:33,640 I think he led the he led the team that performed the first full face transplant. 124 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,040 So the movie face off. 125 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,880 Yeah, sorry, Nick Cage and John Travolta. 126 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,760 For that movie, right? 127 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:49,040 Yes, because in that movie, they literally took each other's faces and apparently also 128 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,000 their body build as well. 129 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:57,560 And if if if we're going to make some some moves through science here, you know, let's 130 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:03,040 make sure it's captured on video and produced in Hollywood. 131 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:10,520 Obviously, and also Milt Schmidt, who is a former player, coach and GM for the Boston 132 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:14,960 Bruins, as well as a Hall of Famer in the NHL. 133 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,600 Milt or milk? 134 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,040 Milt Colby. 135 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,040 Either way. 136 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,040 That's cool. 137 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,600 Dude, if his name was milk Schmidt. 138 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:29,200 Oh, God. 139 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,840 But but all those people, they're just they're just small fries. 140 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,840 All right. 141 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:37,920 I think that's my favorite part about all these stories is the names like people do 142 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,320 and naming their kids shit. 143 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,320 Oh, they get better. 144 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,680 And this story is pretty good. 145 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,280 They have the most, I guess, New England names. 146 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,280 Right. 147 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,840 Does that make sense? 148 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:48,840 Yeah. 149 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,880 Milt Milt sounds like like they were too busy. 150 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:56,960 They're too hard at work to do like a full name. 151 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,120 The working class people, you know, Milt. 152 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,120 It's not it's not Milton. 153 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,080 The next one, not Milton, Milton. 154 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,080 Right. 155 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,080 Right. 156 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,080 Now, Milt is on the certificate. 157 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,080 Yeah. 158 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,080 Yeah. 159 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,080 Wild. 160 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:13,160 But like I said, no one gives a shit about those dudes. 161 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:17,720 The real star to come out of the small town is a creature that over the span of just 24 162 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:25,200 hours in 1977 terrorized four teenagers and left a lasting impression on the town of Dover, 163 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,520 New England and the world. 164 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,240 That creature was the Dover Demon. 165 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,240 Is that good? 166 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,320 Is that a good voice that I really love it? 167 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:38,640 I mean, as low as you can go there, you know, I can go lower. 168 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,640 Dover Demon. 169 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,200 Dover Demon. 170 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:48,560 With the D on the end, you got to add the D. 171 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:53,120 So the first sighting of the creature occurred on April 21st, 1977. 172 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,120 Fucking Billy Botlet, dude, was driving with some buddies down far off. 173 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:59,720 You probably fucking ripping back some Sam Summers, dude. 174 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,480 There it is. 175 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,040 Mixing a couple of fucking milkshakes, Bob. 176 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,040 Dude, fucking quickie. 177 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,040 My name is Billy Botlet. 178 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,040 Nesquicks. 179 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,400 I was in my fucking. 180 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,400 Strawberry Nesquicks. 181 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,880 I was in my fucking IROC, dude. 182 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,480 I got a couple of buddies in the back. 183 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,480 We're pounding back Sam Summers, dude. 184 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,640 Driving down Farm Street, dude, it's like 10, 11 at night when all of a sudden in the fucking 185 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:27,080 pucker brush, dude, there's a fucking little dinky dude and I was like, yo, what the fuck 186 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,560 is this? 187 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,160 He's just standing in the pucker brush, dude, and I'm fucking I'm half in the bag. 188 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,440 You know me, I'm doing a buck buck 20 down the road. 189 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,440 You know, it's windy. 190 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,880 I'm fucking losing control, but I know I got it. 191 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:41,880 You know, I used to read. 192 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:43,680 I know, you know, we have fun. 193 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:46,120 Well, you were having a blast, dude. 194 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,800 Fucking buddies in the back. 195 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,520 That's not that. 196 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,840 Yeah, they got the region. 197 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:58,160 But anyways, Billy Barlow was driving some buddies down Farm Street sometime between 198 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:02,800 like 10 and 11 p.m. when he caught a glimpse of something in his headlights and he spots 199 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:07,240 what he thinks may be a loose pet dog, cat possum. 200 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,800 I don't know what they had for pets back then. 201 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,920 I say back then, like so long ago. 202 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:18,400 But it was something like slinking along a stone wall just off the road. 203 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,120 As he gets closer to the pocket. 204 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,320 He's right in the pocket brush. 205 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,000 He was slinking along. 206 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,600 Everyone's just going to talk like a roofer from the through in this entire thing. 207 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,600 As he gets closer. 208 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:36,080 I mean, how else are you going to make your money? 209 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,920 As he gets closer, the figure turns to look at him. 210 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:46,080 So the creature is about three to five to three to three and a half to four feet tall 211 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:50,360 or exactly one Danny DeVito in height. 212 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:54,600 What was he doing in Massachusetts? 213 00:09:54,600 --> 00:10:01,080 Barlow described it as a as a baby's body with long arms and legs and had long spindly 214 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,880 fingers that he was using to grip the wall. 215 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,920 The skin was hairless, peach in color, had a rough texture. 216 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:12,760 He said that it looked like friggin wet sandpaper, which I don't even know. 217 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,200 I mean, what like what is what sandpaper? 218 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,760 Is that a texture? 219 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,160 Is that a thing people think of? 220 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:24,640 I mean, I mean, when your father and your father's father was a carpenter, you know 221 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:29,560 what sandpaper looks like in its different forms. 222 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,560 And how did he know? 223 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,320 How do you know from a distance? 224 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,320 Did he touch it? 225 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,160 Did he touch the baby with long arms? 226 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:40,480 Did you touch the baby? 227 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,120 Did you touch it? 228 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:49,280 Believe you, Billy, Billy, I don't believe you, Billy. 229 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,280 Don't fucking lie to me, Billy. 230 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:54,240 Billy, I'm going to throw you in the fucking mash. 231 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,240 Departed movie. 232 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,240 It's stuck in the pocket brush. 233 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:04,800 He said his skin was like it was like wet sandpaper. 234 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,800 Its head almost too big for his body. 235 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,280 The head, they said, was probably the same size as the body that rested on a long, thin 236 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:19,280 neck and the face was devoid of any features except for two large almond shaped eyes that 237 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,640 seem to be glowing in Billy's headlights. 238 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,080 Why are the eyes always glowing? 239 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,080 I don't know. 240 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,080 Always glowing. 241 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,960 Well, with the flat was monster, I feel like that was like it was like a robot. 242 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:35,720 So I mean, it probably had eternal like like it was emitting that light. 243 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,440 They say the eyes are glowing. 244 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:41,800 I think maybe it was just reflection from like, you know, when a dog has cataracts and 245 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,080 you shine a light at it, it's right. 246 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,080 Flex back. 247 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,080 Right. 248 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,080 It could be something like that. 249 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,080 I don't know. 250 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:53,760 I mean, I think somebody told me this the other day that you everybody gets cataracts, 251 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:57,840 regardless of how good your eyesight is, it just depends on how long you live. 252 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:03,720 So maybe it's just a very old creature and it did have cataracts and it was just super, 253 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,220 you know, just had no idea where it was. 254 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,220 Super lost. 255 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,220 I mean, it's a little bit of help. 256 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:09,220 Yeah. 257 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:14,200 What if what if it's not a demon, but more of a not demon? 258 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,200 I don't know. 259 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,200 Yeah. 260 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,200 I would. 261 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,200 I mean, yeah. 262 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,200 Oh, yeah. 263 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,200 No, it's the. 264 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,200 No, yeah, that's I don't know. 265 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,200 I was going to say angel, but that's not right. 266 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,200 All right. 267 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,920 But the encounter with the cow was brief. 268 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,160 It only lasted about a few seconds. 269 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:34,120 Billy turns to his friends like, yo, you guys fucking seen this yet, dude? 270 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,760 This fucking creepy beast right here. 271 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:39,000 This fucking pretty sure I just saw Ken Casey on the side of the road. 272 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:43,840 You know, he's a couple of years is deep too late to go record the new dropkick album. 273 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:49,120 Do you guys see fucking Ken Casey on the side of the road? 274 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,480 Guys, I think I just saw fucking Al Ba. 275 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,480 Yeah. 276 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,320 But apparently I can only imagine. 277 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,960 But apparently no one in the car had seen what he saw. 278 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:04,280 So he went about just dropping his buds off at home. 279 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:08,320 He goes home and tells his father what he had seen, makes a sketch of the creature, 280 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:15,040 which I'm going to text you right now just so I can get your other immediately beat him 281 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,360 for making up lies. 282 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:21,120 It is it is south of Boston. 283 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:25,880 So I'm not I was on a roof all day on a 90 degree pitch kid. 284 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:29,080 You're fucking coming home telling me these stories about these wild beasts you saw in 285 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,320 the woods. 286 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,360 Fuck you. 287 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,360 Get to your room. 288 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,800 Oh, oh, you saw a baby. 289 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:38,440 Would you knock some fucking ho up from fucking Northy? 290 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,640 And now she's fucking telling you she's got a baby with long arms. 291 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,280 Fuck, listen to you spindly fuck. 292 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,800 I know it's your kid. 293 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,800 I know it's your kid. 294 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,600 I'd say you a picture of the sketch. 295 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,400 Tell me what you thought. 296 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,000 Go make me a can of beans. 297 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:59,320 Go out to Dinty more. 298 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,320 That's what I think. 299 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,820 Go make me some fucking dinty more. 300 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:03,600 You know, a lot of people don't know about Dinty more. 301 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,880 I don't know what Dinty more is. 302 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,160 Dinty more beef stew. 303 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:15,200 Got the most sodium any stew on the market. 304 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:21,160 Wait, is that the selling point? 305 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,600 This will dry your insides out faster than any other stew. 306 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,120 You're going to be so fucking thirsty. 307 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,120 What the fuck? 308 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,120 Yeah. 309 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:35,840 I bought a can of it because I've been telling Maddie about I'm telling my wife about Dinty 310 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,520 more stew and not a lot of people know about it. 311 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:39,520 It sounds made up. 312 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:44,560 I figured somebody from Southy would want a can of Dinty more. 313 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:49,560 Fuck, dude, that's diabolical right there. 314 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,560 Right. 315 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560 It's reckless. 316 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,400 Tell the listeners what you are seeing right now. 317 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,400 Did it describe? 318 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,680 Does it fit the description of what Billy said he saw that night? 319 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,560 I mean, this is different from what I was envisioning for sure. 320 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,400 This is like. 321 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:11,680 Lizard like, I guess, in a certain regard, regad. 322 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:17,080 It's got one of those alien heads, though, where it's like too much brain, too little 323 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:25,720 body and it's got like cliff notes, like somebody was trying to write it out on the same piece 324 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,000 of paper they were drawing stuff on. 325 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:35,080 I, Bill Bartlett, saw this motherfucker. 326 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:43,520 Yeah, that's that's he just saw like a big frog or something. 327 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,400 Yeah, it's got to be a big frog, right? 328 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,600 There's a giant salamander in Japan. 329 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,040 Yeah, I can't be a big frog. 330 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:55,480 Was this what what time period was this? 331 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,480 What time period? 332 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,080 You mean like what year? 333 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,080 What year? 334 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,080 Oh, 70s, 1977. 335 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:05,080 OK, it was around like 11 o'clock at night, 1030, something like that. 336 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,080 Yeah, right. 337 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:10,840 Well, you're trying to think it's like they feel like, well, back in 1977, they had giant 338 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,840 frogs like what? 339 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,720 I'm trying to piece it together. 340 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:20,920 The last one was, you know, there was there was the Korean War, I think it was, you know, 341 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:25,920 I mean, they got those kinds of creatures over there and then they're just it was. 342 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,520 It was like, you know, back in, you know, that. 343 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,520 Yeah. 344 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,840 But no, this is Massachusetts in the seven in the 70s. 345 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,200 So just a great time. 346 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,680 Definitely wasn't violent and racist completely. 347 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,680 Right. 348 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,680 Yeah. 349 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:43,320 And they told and they told the authorities that they were just having a couple of Sam's. 350 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,320 Yeah. 351 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:49,760 But back then, I think it was if you didn't have a beer in the car, the cops legally had 352 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,320 to give you one. 353 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,320 Right. 354 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,320 Yeah. 355 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,320 Yeah. 356 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,760 What a cool time. 357 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,760 You got to get home. 358 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,760 Here's one for the road. 359 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,760 Yeah. 360 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:01,760 Here's your fucking car. 361 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,760 Here's your car. 362 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,760 Yeah. 363 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,760 Get after it. 364 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,760 Yeah. 365 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,760 I don't have any Sam Summers, though. 366 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:07,760 Run along. 367 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,760 Here's an arrogance. 368 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:09,760 It tall boy. 369 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,760 Here you go. 370 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,760 You got to get against you got to crush it like Quint. 371 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,760 Anyways. 372 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,920 So anyways, that was he make sure you stay safe out there. 373 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,920 Yeah. 374 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,920 Stay safe. 375 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:19,920 What are you buckled up? 376 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:20,920 What are you a pussy? 377 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,920 If I could take that off. 378 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,920 Come on. 379 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,920 Yeah. 380 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,040 Also, if you're going to smoke cigarettes on the way home, make sure all the windows 381 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,040 are up. 382 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:33,120 If you roof for 10 hours today and you're not having four Sam Summers on your drive 383 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:38,320 home, this is going to be hell to pay. 384 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,840 You're going to start seeing lizards. 385 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:45,040 Anyways, the second sighting comes just a few hours after when a 15 year old named Johnny 386 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:50,480 Baxter was walking down was walking home from his girlfriend's house on Miller Road. 387 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,480 He knows there's a figure walking towards him on the opposite side of the road. 388 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,680 Johnny instantly notices his big old melon. 389 00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:01,680 And according to Baxter, he knew a kid on the street that had a huge head and assumed 390 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,680 it was that kid. 391 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:07,840 I know a guy like that guy that looks just like that. 392 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,840 He calls. 393 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,880 I was like, hey, yo, MJ, you bald was headed. 394 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,880 Fuck. 395 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,880 How are you? 396 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,880 I'm paraphrasing. 397 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:18,240 But he got no response from the figure. 398 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,120 They continue walking towards each other till they're good. 399 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,520 Well, like 15 to 20 feet apart. 400 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,520 They both pause. 401 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,520 Now, it's overcast. 402 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:30,280 So so we can't really see anything. 403 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,760 All Johnny can see is like a black silhouette. 404 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,040 So he decided to go. 405 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,360 Who is that? 406 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,640 As you know, whenever you're walking down the street, when you don't recognize someone, 407 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,000 you just scream at them. 408 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,600 Who are you? 409 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,600 You're hoping that they would. 410 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,600 First of all, their name. 411 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:47,720 First of all, they'd say I'm it's Tom. 412 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,480 No, I would head down. 413 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,480 Keep walking past them. 414 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,480 Why would you? 415 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,520 You don't know who's walking towards you at midnight on the street. 416 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,520 Why would you? 417 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,520 I don't know. 418 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,520 Anyways, right. 419 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,520 Right. 420 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:01,600 So like I said, Johnny calls out who is that takes another step forward. 421 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:07,120 As soon as he does, the figure darts into a wooded area just to the left of the road. 422 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:14,520 So Johnny clearly lacking any sense of self-preservation decides to run to the woods after it. 423 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,240 He follows the creature for a bit when he finally sees it about 30 feet away. 424 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,320 He said that it was leaning against a tree in my head. 425 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:26,000 I picture like leaning against really cool, like arms crossed. 426 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,600 It's one of them, Abra one foot up. 427 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,200 You know what I mean? 428 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,920 Just like, yeah, super cool looking. 429 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,640 I was expecting you. 430 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,640 Yeah. 431 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,280 He was like, oh, hey, bud, you want it? 432 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,280 You want a bot, dude? 433 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,800 You're trying to fucking rip this dog with me, dude. 434 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,320 He says took you long enough. 435 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,400 You slow fuck. 436 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,000 You got some pansy feet right there, kid. 437 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 You're not wearing chucks. 438 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Yeah. 439 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 How many toes and fingers he got? 440 00:19:53,000 --> 00:20:00,800 It's right for four makes you fast. 441 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:08,320 He described the creature exactly as Billy had just described it just a few hours earlier. 442 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:14,040 Tiny baby body, long arms and legs, massive head, two large glowing eyes. 443 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,440 After a few minutes staring at each other, Johnny's like, all right, I think it's time. 444 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,560 I think it's time I'm going to have my head out of here. 445 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,680 They just stared at each other for a little bit. 446 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,640 Yeah, just, you know, longingly into each other's eyes. 447 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,640 Taking it all in. 448 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:34,960 See, what I imagined is that like so the creature's arms crossed leaning against the tree, one 449 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,400 foot on the ground, one foot against the tree, obviously really cool looking, very James 450 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,400 Dean. 451 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:46,640 And I figured Johnny going up to him, doing that like thing where like he puts his hand 452 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,440 like right next to his head, they're longingly staring into each other's eyes. 453 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,280 Kiss for a bit. 454 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,800 You know, this is my own fan fiction. 455 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,400 Yeah, don't worry about it. 456 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,400 Right. 457 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,920 This is part of my novel I'm writing. 458 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:06,480 Their initials are still carved on that piece of wood. 459 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:10,440 On that oak, that big old oak tree of love. 460 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,440 Oh, yeah. 461 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,280 They were right up against that birch. 462 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,280 Just kiss him. 463 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,280 Yeah. 464 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,160 No, no, no tomfoolery happen. 465 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,680 He's like, I'm going to go and just books it out of there. 466 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:28,600 He gets out of the woods and he gets to the road where a couple passing by in their car 467 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:34,280 notice him and they see how shook up he is and decide to give him a ride home. 468 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,520 And what is going on? 469 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,520 All right. 470 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:41,680 I understand there's a whole like demon going on, but also this 15 year old is out past 471 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:45,200 midnight just roaming the streets of Massachusetts. 472 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:49,760 And then he goes into the woods to find a monster, comes out and then a random stranger 473 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:54,280 couple just picks him up in their car and bring him home. 474 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,280 What time was it? 475 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,280 Like, what is going on here? 476 00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:01,760 I feel like if you did that today, like Amber alert immediately, like there'd be no, you 477 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:02,760 know what I'm saying? 478 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:08,720 It was they, they don't make them like they used to Dave. 479 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,720 They sure don't. 480 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,560 Do you mean societies or do you mean like weight? 481 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,280 Just in everything. 482 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,280 That's fair. 483 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,280 All right. 484 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:22,160 So the couple brought him home and then he too would sketch the figure he saw in the 485 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,420 woods that night. 486 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:27,320 And I'm going to text you that photo right now. 487 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:34,520 This picture that he drew is so fucking funny to me. 488 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,680 I don't know why this is what he is. 489 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,920 What he drove himself. 490 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:44,360 He didn't like have a, you know, like you go in and you have the guy draw it for you. 491 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,360 You think you want a fiver? 492 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:52,680 Hey, listen, here's a description of what I saw. 493 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,880 He invested in his horrifying life experience. 494 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,200 Yeah, he's really holding onto that tree. 495 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,440 He's really like for dear life. 496 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,720 Yeah, it looks, but it looks like he's given to a show. 497 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,840 Like it kind of looks like he's pole dancing for him. 498 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:08,840 Right? 499 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,840 It's very seductive. 500 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:16,800 I mean, maybe his ass is on his head and just shakes it around a bunch. 501 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:22,840 You know, you're saying that he's clearly gotten no ass where a human ass would be. 502 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,840 Right? 503 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,000 I mean, I guess, but also it's a baby body. 504 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Do babies have asses? 505 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 I mean, they do. 506 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,240 But like, I mean, like they don't have like they're not dummy thick. 507 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:36,640 I mean, maybe being dummy thick in the alien community is just having, you know, they value 508 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,200 the brain a lot. 509 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,200 Is that what it is? 510 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200 Pretty dope. 511 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,200 You know, you got a lot of intelligence. 512 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,200 Damn, that's sexy to me, girl. 513 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,680 Look at how big your brain is. 514 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,120 You want to share a nest quick down by the fucking ocean? 515 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,960 Are you trying to get a fucking strawberry quick, dude? 516 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,240 Fuck a couple of Roxie's, dude. 517 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,920 We'll fucking we'll party tonight, dude. 518 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,760 You got a big walk down to the child's. 519 00:23:55,760 --> 00:24:07,360 This is the most generic picture, the most generic drawing of just an alien in a tree. 520 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:12,440 And then you try to point things out and write like a little note around it. 521 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:17,160 I like the fact that he colored it on black and had to be like silhouette. 522 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,480 Right. 523 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:26,000 For all you unartistic fucks that don't know what a silhouette is. 524 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,760 I love that it's just the silhouette. 525 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,640 My favorite is that his eyes glow faintly, just a black face. 526 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,640 There's nothing in there to indicate any sort of eyes. 527 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,160 He's not great at drawing eyes. 528 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,840 No, Johnny, if you listen to this, take a class, dude. 529 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,240 I'm sure there's like an adult learning something or other. 530 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,880 There's an annex somewhere you could fucking. 531 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,880 Yeah, you're close to. 532 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,240 He's closer down. 533 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,240 He go right down to RISD. 534 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,240 Fucking take a class or two. 535 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,240 Yeah, I don't know. 536 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,120 Go into debt. 537 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,120 One class. 538 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,120 All right. 539 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,280 You want to hear about the third encounter? 540 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,280 I do. 541 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:06,600 OK, so the third and final sighting of the Dover Demon happened the next night around 542 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:13,000 the same time as Billy Baxter sighting the night before when Abby Robin, Robin, Rob, 543 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:21,200 Robin, Robin, I don't know, who was also 50 at the time, was driving home from a party 544 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,640 with her boyfriend when she noticed something off to the side of the road down in the pocket 545 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,640 brush. 546 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,440 Dude, she described what she saw as it was. 547 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,720 He says, oh, it's always in the pocket brush, dude. 548 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:38,760 But she described what she saw as a creature that was on all fours, like an almost like 549 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,280 a monkey with a big head and long arms. 550 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,160 She let out a scream, which caused her boyfriend to stop the car. 551 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,080 And when he did, he looked in the rear view mirror and standing in the red glow of the 552 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,920 brake lights stood what Colby? 553 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,240 Dover Demon. 554 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,960 There it is. 555 00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:00,240 Now the Dover Demon hasn't been seen since after these instances. 556 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,160 But like all cryptic sightings left a lasting impression on the small community where it 557 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,440 happened as well as the world. 558 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:11,280 The Dover Demon has been the subject of many documentaries, books, comics and more. 559 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,480 We may never know what the Dover Demon was or where it came from, which in my opinion 560 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:20,000 means could still be out there waiting to show itself once again. 561 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,520 Colby, what do you think of the Dover Demon? 562 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:32,880 I think I think the Dover Demon, I mean, judging by Billy's artistic endeavor here, it just 563 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,200 seems like a gray to me. 564 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:40,080 It seems like it was probably like a regular alien creature. 565 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,360 It's just a little lost looking for some directions. 566 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:47,460 So there was a theory that it was just a regular old alien. 567 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:51,880 But the thing is, there was no craft, no UFOs sighted in the skies. 568 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:59,320 And according to some report somewhere, the sightings all occurred in a straight line. 569 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:05,320 And it also all happened near bodies of water, which may indicate that whatever it was, it 570 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:09,000 was either migrating because it was just passing through the town, didn't cause any disruptions 571 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:16,080 besides people seeing it, or it is an aquatic being, which I don't believe because that's 572 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,080 to me, that's just gross. 573 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,680 I just don't like that idea. 574 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,800 Just not a fan. 575 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:27,920 Not a fan of that idea. 576 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,800 But there are some prevailing theories of what it might be. 577 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:36,300 Again, the gray is what people assume it might be. 578 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:39,560 But also some people are trying to say that it was just a baby moose. 579 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,520 I don't know about that. 580 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,520 Oh, you don't? 581 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:48,320 None of these artists depictions to you seem like it would be a baby moose? 582 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:59,360 Because apparently baby moose, according to whatever the fuck, it's got long spindly whatevers. 583 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,920 But I mean, it would have hair. 584 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,920 It wouldn't. 585 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,360 It's a little bit of hair. 586 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:09,640 Yeah, but also apparently Dover, Massachusetts isn't anywhere near where like a lot of moose 587 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,640 would be populating. 588 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,640 Right. 589 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,640 Yeah. 590 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,640 So I don't know, but apparently baby moose. 591 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,640 They're up north. 592 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,640 Oh yeah, they're way up north, dude. 593 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,120 Get out here with baby moose. 594 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,840 Not a damn baby moose. 595 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,320 It can't be a baby moose. 596 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,080 It's a fucking baby whale kid. 597 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,640 Remember that video? 598 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,640 I do. 599 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,120 The guy saw the sun. 600 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:35,800 We were just talking about the, uh, he took my fucking pinky. 601 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800 Video. 602 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,600 I don't know that. 603 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,600 I didn't either. 604 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,600 So he was talking. 605 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,600 I figured you would know. 606 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,600 I have no idea. 607 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:48,760 Those things you see on rotten.com is like trying to get like a shark or something. 608 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,680 Fucking took my pinky. 609 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,240 Oh God. 610 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,240 Yeah. 611 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,280 Massachusetts is wild, dude. 612 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,280 Massachusetts. 613 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,280 Yeah. 614 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,840 There's a lot of strange things happening in Massachusetts. 615 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,480 I want to have you back on eventually. 616 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,080 Cause there's a few things in Dover, New Hampshire that I want to talk to you about and also 617 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,880 upstate New Hampshire. 618 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:19,520 Is that the actual origins of the Ninja turtles is they were actually, I gotta know. 619 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:27,040 Wait, I'm, are you trying to say the Dover demon is the inspiration for the turtles? 620 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,220 No, no, no, no. 621 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:35,320 If there is a story about, uh, uh, monsters in Dover, New Hampshire, no, the Dover, New 622 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:40,080 Hampshire things that I was talking about creator of the teenage mutant turtle city. 623 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,080 Okay. 624 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,080 Okay. 625 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,080 I will tell you ghosts. 626 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,080 Ghosts. 627 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,080 Ghosts. 628 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,360 Talk to you about ghosts, buddy. 629 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,360 All right. 630 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:52,160 So Colby, again, I want to just to wrap it up. 631 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,160 Your impressions. 632 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,280 What do you think of the Dover demon? 633 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,760 Interesting story. 634 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,760 Um, interpretable. 635 00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,760 Yes. 636 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:08,160 Um, could have been, probably not baby moose silhouette, bad drawing. 637 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,160 It could have been a silhouette. 638 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:16,440 I'm not being a bob, it's just a silhouette. 639 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:22,440 What too many Nesquicks and Sam's and he wound up having an extraterrestrial sighting. 640 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,440 Yeah, dude. 641 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,440 I was fucking out the body. 642 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,640 And I was doing Ken Casey's Ken Casey's is like an Irish car bomb. 643 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,000 But what it is, it's a Sam Summers. 644 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,720 You take a shot of Nesquik, fucking drop it in, chug it. 645 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,720 You hop in a boat. 646 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:43,040 Then you fucking then you hop in your fucking 77 I rock barrel one bucks, 20 bucks, 30 647 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,600 down fucking Mill Road. 648 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,080 You fucking see a creature in the pocket brush. 649 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,800 It looks just like Gollum, dude. 650 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,800 He's like Schmiegel kid. 651 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,800 All right. 652 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,800 I want to talk more about pocket brush. 653 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,640 I never heard about pocket brush before. 654 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,640 It's cool stuff. 655 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,640 You know about the pocket brush, dude. 656 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:57,640 All right. 657 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,200 Well, thank you so much for too much time on the roof. 658 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,720 Thank you so much for listening, everyone. 659 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,720 I hope you enjoyed it. 660 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,240 Thanks again to my guest, Colby, for helping me get these first few episodes out of the 661 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,240 way. 662 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,240 And thank you for having me. 663 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,240 Oh, yeah, no problem, bud. 664 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,240 And with that, I will see you next. 665 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,240 Well, not see you. 666 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:28,920 I will talk at you next week.