1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:27,520 Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party. 2 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:33,920 I am your host Dave and today I am joined by good friend and co-host of the Cool Parents 3 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,200 podcast Curtis Charles. 4 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,480 What's going on man? 5 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:38,480 Not much. 6 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:39,480 How are you doing? 7 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,480 I can't complain. 8 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,480 This beer is disgusting. 9 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:42,480 I don't know if I could drink it. 10 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:43,480 Well don't. 11 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:46,680 That's the good thing about this great country. 12 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,680 You don't have to. 13 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,000 Well no I know but the premise of the show is that you know we have a few drinks, have 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,160 a few laughs and like talk about spooky shit so I mean I have to have something and this 15 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,600 is what's left in my fridge so it'll have to do. 16 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:04,480 It is 2.42 in the afternoon so I'm not and I drank last night so I'm just got a big glass 17 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,480 of water. 18 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:06,480 Does that count? 19 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,480 That counts yeah. 20 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,480 I mean it's really big like that counts for something. 21 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,640 It's 2.30 but also I'm in Philly and it's Super Bowl Sunday so. 22 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,680 Oh right I forgot about that. 23 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:20,800 I'm gonna use that as an excuse to start day drinking right now. 24 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,800 That's fine yeah. 25 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,800 Whatever you gotta do. 26 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:29,160 So Cool Parents podcast is a podcast that you co-host with our good friend Justin. 27 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:35,240 Now you guys talk about like ghosts and Bigfoot a lot but are you like a cryptids guy? 28 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,240 Like normal? 29 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,240 Oh fuck yeah. 30 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,240 Hell yeah. 31 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:46,400 Yeah we do talk about cryptids like we do focus on the Squatch of course and ghost demons 32 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,040 and that kind of thing. 33 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:55,800 But yeah we occasionally talk about like we did the Flatwoods Monster a while ago. 34 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,040 We did an episode about that. 35 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:04,320 We did we've done various incarnations of the Squatch and Yeti and you know the Momo, 36 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,320 the Yowie and so forth. 37 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,320 We're actually gonna talk about one of those today. 38 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:11,560 It's not the main cryptid but there is another Squatch. 39 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,560 I only put it in here because the name I thought you would really love. 40 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:20,880 Oh is it oh I think which one that we've talked about I'm guessing that it's the one that 41 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:21,880 cries. 42 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:22,880 The Squonk? 43 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:23,880 The Squonk. 44 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:24,880 Is it the Squonk? 45 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:25,880 No it's not the Squonk. 46 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:26,880 Okay we talked about the Squonk and I love the Squonk. 47 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:27,880 The Squonk is one of my favorites. 48 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:33,540 There's actually a Squonk Fest in August I think in Pennsylvania that I'm desperately 49 00:02:33,540 --> 00:02:35,160 trying to get to. 50 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,160 Do it. 51 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,160 Just go. 52 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,360 I want to be a sponsor dude. 53 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,560 Just do it for free first and then. 54 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,560 Next year? 55 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:49,160 Yeah then they'll feel bad and they'll say do you need a place to sleep and you say yeah. 56 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,200 I'll go full Squonk on them just start crying. 57 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,160 Yeah exactly that's what I'm saying. 58 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:54,160 Yeah. 59 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,440 Alright well today we got an episode for you. 60 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:00,720 I already told you what it is but for our listeners today's episode is about the Enfield 61 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,800 Monster. 62 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:02,800 Are you familiar? 63 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,800 Yes. 64 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,000 I mean in a general way. 65 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:12,600 I don't know much aside from the fact that it's like is it in the Midwest or something? 66 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,720 Yeah it's in Illinois. 67 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:19,800 Illinois yeah so and then like for a long time I kind of conflated it with the Enfield 68 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:26,920 Poltergeist which is in that's the Enfield in England and so I was like wait is this 69 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,960 the thing from the Conjuring 2? 70 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,160 But it's not. 71 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:36,600 It's not at all and then yeah all I really know is that it's a hairy beast. 72 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,160 A short beast. 73 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,160 It is short. 74 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:48,600 It's short and you know not a lot of evidence for it but. 75 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,600 No. 76 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,840 No there's not. 77 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,600 But that's pretty much it. 78 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,600 That's all I got. 79 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:59,200 It made research really hard for this episode because like only like three people saw it. 80 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,200 Right. 81 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:05,520 But also because the Enfield Poltergeist like trying to find like I'll see the Enfield Horror 82 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,880 and I'll go to the website and it's just about like spooky ghosts. 83 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:13,440 Yeah exactly it's they need to be better with their naming conventions and just give it 84 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,080 a name similar to Squawk if you want it to stand out. 85 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,080 Exactly. 86 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,600 You know it's a it's a crowded field the cryptid industry. 87 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,040 It really is. 88 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,920 That's why they have so many different names for Bigfoot when it's literally all just Bigfoot. 89 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:27,920 Right. 90 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,720 And really their feet their feet are proportional to their body I think right because they're 91 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,720 like 10 feet tall. 92 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,720 Yeah. 93 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,720 So their foot ought to be big. 94 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,280 It ought to be. 95 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:39,200 I feel like that's just they're being really insensitive to him. 96 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,200 Yeah. 97 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,200 Oh my god I'm sorry. 98 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,200 All right. 99 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,200 Yeah. 100 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,200 Okay. 101 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,200 All right. 102 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,200 You ready to get in on this? 103 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,200 Hell yeah. 104 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,200 All right. 105 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,200 So the Enfield to me I'm going to. 106 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,200 All right. 107 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,200 Yeah. 108 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,760 The Enfield monster or the Enfield Horror as some call it is a North American cryptid 109 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:58,800 spotted in the southern area of Illinois in the town of Enfield. 110 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,440 Now did you just pronounce the S in Illinois. 111 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:01,800 I'm sorry to interrupt. 112 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,200 I did. 113 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,040 Is that a thing that people do? 114 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,680 Southern Illinois. 115 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,680 Is that a Philadelphia thing? 116 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,680 I don't know. 117 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,680 I don't know. 118 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,680 I don't know why I did it. 119 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:11,680 Let's go. 120 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:12,680 It's okay. 121 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,000 No I say I say stick with it. 122 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Go with your heart. 123 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Yeah. 124 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 So you're high. 125 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,200 Before we get into the sightings and descriptions of the monster I think it's important to talk 126 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,120 about the area in which it was cited. 127 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:30,240 So southern Illinois has a really long history of high strangeness cryptid sightings and it's 128 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:34,480 been going on for so long now that even the Native Americans and early settlers of the 129 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:40,880 area designated the area as the Devil's Kitchen which isn't that I think isn't that that's 130 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:41,880 how the hell's kitchen is. 131 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,880 Yeah. 132 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:43,880 That's where Daredevil is from. 133 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:44,880 Yeah. 134 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:48,360 That's a real place too and it's also a reality show about cooking. 135 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,200 So yeah. 136 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:59,680 So reports of UFOs, phantom black cats, thunderbirds and abominable swamp slobs with the most famous 137 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:07,440 being the most famous being the Murphysboro mud monster which was seen in the summer of 138 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:15,120 1973 by a four year old boy. 139 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,120 I love that. 140 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,120 Abominable swamp slobs. 141 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,120 Yeah. 142 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,120 It's good. 143 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,120 Everything about that. 144 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,120 I mean that's the best part. 145 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:26,660 Abominable swamp slobs is a tongue twister for the ages but also just giving credence 146 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:29,520 to a four year old's account is fucking hilarious. 147 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,960 He was the only one who saw it. 148 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:32,960 Right. 149 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,760 Which means he fucking drew it on a napkin or something and when he was at Friendly's 150 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,600 and was just like hey Bob look at this. 151 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,600 I just made him up. 152 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,360 He's called the what was he called? 153 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,120 The Murphysboro mud monster. 154 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,880 He's the Murphysboro mud monster and then mom's like that's not real and he's like yes 155 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:48,880 it is. 156 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:55,160 I'm going to the police and then he made his statement official. 157 00:06:55,160 --> 00:07:01,400 So yes so the four year old boy saw that in 1973 which coincidentally this is the same 158 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:05,360 time frame that the Enfield monster was also spotted. 159 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:09,920 According to AstonishingLegends.org the first recorded sighting of the monster occurred 160 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:16,320 on the evening of April 25th in 1973 by a young boy named Greg Garrett who was playing 161 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,600 in his backyard when he was approached by the creature. 162 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:27,180 So he described it as being tripedal with sharp claws on each foot, gray skin that seemed 163 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:31,120 almost slimy and having massive red eyes. 164 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,120 Greg straight up. 165 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,120 Wait it's not hairy? 166 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,120 No it's not hairy. 167 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,120 I thought it was hairy. 168 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,120 Wow wow see I was fed a bunch of eyes. 169 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:42,560 Yeah well some depictions also show it having horns but I don't know if it does or not. 170 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,560 Right. 171 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,560 I've never seen it. 172 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,560 Hard to tell. 173 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,560 Yeah. 174 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:50,760 So Greg frozen with fear stood there as the creature clawed at his feet which tore his 175 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,720 sneakers to shred. 176 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:57,680 Unfortunately Greg would not survive his encounter with the Enfield monster and he became the 177 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:58,680 first victim. 178 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,680 What? 179 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,680 No. 180 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,680 No he didn't die. 181 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:02,680 No. 182 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,680 No. 183 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:04,680 Just his shoes? 184 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,680 Just his shoes? 185 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,680 Yeah no he just he just. 186 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,680 I figured this out. 187 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:08,680 I debunked it. 188 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:09,680 I debunked it already. 189 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,800 Can I tell you my quick theory? 190 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,800 Really quick. 191 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,800 Really quick. 192 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,800 Yeah go for it. 193 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:19,600 He just he fucked up his new shoes they just got from his mom or his dad for Christmas 194 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:24,720 or whatever and he didn't want to admit that he went where he wasn't supposed to go and 195 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,640 fucked up his shoes in when he was playing in the old scrap yard or something. 196 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,640 That's yeah. 197 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 And that's it. 198 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,840 He's just like a monster did it mom. 199 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:34,840 I really hope that. 200 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:35,840 I swear. 201 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,280 I feel like that's a lot of cryptid encounters could also be that. 202 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,280 Yeah. 203 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,280 Just trying to blame it. 204 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,280 It's all excuses. 205 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,280 Like no no no I swear to god. 206 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:47,040 I didn't kill that guy. 207 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,320 There was a Sasquatch ripped his arms off. 208 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,320 I saw it. 209 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,320 There was a debaubable swamp slob. 210 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,320 Yeah. 211 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,280 And he fucking just came out of nowhere. 212 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,280 Right. 213 00:08:56,280 --> 00:09:00,320 All right so the the next sighting would happen later that night at around 9 p.m. when Henry 214 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:05,120 McDaniel and his family would also encounter the Enfield monster. 215 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:10,160 McDaniel was at home just being a father and husband in the 70s so I'm gonna assume. 216 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,160 Smoke his cigarettes. 217 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:15,480 He's sitting in his chair drinking a Schlitz muttering something about how he works too 218 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:19,160 hard for this shit when he heard a scratching at the front door. 219 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:24,560 Now when he opened it he was met by the same creature that Craig had reported. 220 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:28,400 Henry described it as about five feet tall with a flat body. 221 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,320 I don't know what that means. 222 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,320 What. 223 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:36,640 Greyish in color with a strange disappearing head at least 12 inches across. 224 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:41,120 It had three legs and two pink eyes the size of flashlight lenses. 225 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,120 Now that's a direct quote. 226 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,200 This is in the newspaper. 227 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,480 I don't know what any of that fucking means. 228 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,480 What. 229 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,480 OK. 230 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:52,560 First of all the the flashlight lenses thing. 231 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,560 Yeah. 232 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,560 The other kid said that too right. 233 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,560 He said he had one who's. 234 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,320 Well no they just he had two big red eyes. 235 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,000 Oh just big big red eyes. 236 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,800 OK he didn't say flashlight eyes. 237 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,800 No. 238 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,800 OK. 239 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:07,480 He also didn't describe it as flat or having a disappearing head that's 12 inches across. 240 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,440 12 inches across flat head. 241 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,640 So this is a it's like a pop up book. 242 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:18,440 In my head I just picture Danny DeVito from that one episode of It's Always Sunny where 243 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,280 he's wearing like the wrestling unitard. 244 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,280 Yes. 245 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,000 Like the trash man or whatever. 246 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,440 That's the trash man. 247 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:30,000 That's the image I have in my head when he describes it as a flat body with no no that 248 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 that works. 249 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,880 I mean technically not flat. 250 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,880 But. 251 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:39,920 But his head doesn't go that far above his shoulder so he's kind of. 252 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:45,200 It's not 12 inches wide either though the head and it also doesn't disappear. 253 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,080 Danny DeVito is not the Anfield monster. 254 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,080 We got to make that clear. 255 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,640 But can we prove that though. 256 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,800 What was Danny DeVito doing in 1973. 257 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,680 That's a good point. 258 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,360 It really makes you think that really makes you think. 259 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,360 Yeah. 260 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:06,280 So upon upon being greeted by this hideous beast Henry's immediate reaction was to fire 261 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,280 a pistol at it. 262 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,280 Yeah. 263 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,280 Cause it to hiss and fuck right off. 264 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,280 Of course. 265 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,720 So that just means that he answers the door with a gun. 266 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,720 All the time. 267 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,720 Right. 268 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:16,720 Right. 269 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,720 It doesn't matter. 270 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,720 Yeah. 271 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,720 It's time of day. 272 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:24,680 What he's doing he could interrupt dinner and he's he's cocking his gun and he's what 273 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:25,680 do you want. 274 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,680 Get off my lawn. 275 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,680 Who are you. 276 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,000 You know the old man like grizzled thing to do. 277 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah. 278 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,400 But this was in the 70s right. 279 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,680 So like old people were like 30 at that point you know. 280 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:40,760 So that's like you know he was he could have been my age had a whole bucket of kids. 281 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:41,760 I was going to shotgun. 282 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,600 Oh wait no it wasn't shotgun. 283 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,600 It was a pistol. 284 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,600 Either way. 285 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,600 Okay. 286 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:50,760 But news of the sighting broke and by April 27 stories of the monster was being reported 287 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,760 all over Illinois. 288 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,760 I said Illinois again. 289 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,360 Well all the there's West Illinois. 290 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,360 Yeah. 291 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,240 So both of those. 292 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:05,160 Now one newspaper the shame the champagne Urbana News Gazette noted that Henry was a 293 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,800 rational and sober person. 294 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,960 So they took his took his sighting. 295 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:15,080 And they have they have alcohol in their title. 296 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,080 Yeah. 297 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,000 And you know he was hammering back some schlitz dude. 298 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,440 Oh for sure. 299 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,440 Yeah. 300 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,440 But yeah definitely. 301 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:27,080 On May 6th just a couple of weeks after Henry's first encounter with the Enfield monster he 302 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:32,000 was awoken by his neighbor's dogs causing all sorts of a ruckus and then curious as 303 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,080 to what was causing the dogs to be so I wrote boisterous because I wanted to sound smart 304 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:39,280 but I really don't know what that word means if it even fits. 305 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,280 That works. 306 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,280 Boisterous yeah. 307 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,280 Yeah yeah just like loud. 308 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,960 I'm so fucking good at podcasting it's not even funny. 309 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,960 Yeah. 310 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,960 Yeah. 311 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,800 But Henry got out of bed opened his front door to see the creature again down by the 312 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,600 railroad tracks which are just outside of his house. 313 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:57,360 Henry was quoted as saying quote I didn't shoot at it this time or anything. 314 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,120 It started down the railroad track. 315 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,880 It wasn't in a hurry or anything. 316 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,960 So it's just kind of sauntering along the railroad tracks and he had to specify they 317 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,720 didn't shoot at it this time. 318 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,560 I did not shoot at it this time so I followed it calmly. 319 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,520 I wanted to see where it was going. 320 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,240 So that means he opens the door with a gun but doesn't sleep with a gun. 321 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,240 Right. 322 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,240 Which is good. 323 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,240 Yeah no. 324 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240 Yeah I mean. 325 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,240 I feel like she'd be there the other night. 326 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,640 Not much of a not much of an Illinois man if you ask me. 327 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,080 For not sleeping with a gun. 328 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:28,000 Yeah you got to open carry into the bed you know. 329 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,040 That's the only place. 330 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,040 All the time. 331 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,040 Yeah no. 332 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,920 All the time because what's going to stop a bad guy with a gun right. 333 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,640 It's the guy who sleeps with his gun. 334 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,280 A good one. 335 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:43,320 Now after all the reports going out about the creature Enfield was soon swamped with 336 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:47,560 reporters monster hunters researchers and looky loos. 337 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,680 I don't know why I wrote looky loos. 338 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,960 I think I read that somewhere and I thought it was really fun. 339 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,680 They're a real pest. 340 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,680 Looky loos. 341 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:59,320 Now some of them were causing such such a stir that deputy sheriff Jim Clark arrested 342 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:05,200 five men for hunting violations as well as being quote threats to public safety after 343 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:09,520 they were open firing into some underbrush where they claimed to have seen something 344 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:13,080 gray and hairy that ran off quote faster than a man could. 345 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,080 So anything else. 346 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,120 Anything. 347 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,120 The neighbor's cat. 348 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,160 There are just five shooting into a bush. 349 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,840 A squirrel. 350 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,880 Look at a squirrel. 351 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,880 I love it. 352 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 Fuck this bush. 353 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,960 I just love that day. 354 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,440 Threats to public safety. 355 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,440 Yeah. 356 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,000 I agree with that part. 357 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Yeah. 358 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Definitely. 359 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Definitely. 360 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 God damn. 361 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,840 Now out of all the commotion caused by all these nerds descending onto the town one 362 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,720 actually credible report came from it. 363 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:50,960 A news director from Kokomo Indiana with this name sounds so fake Rick Rainbow and three 364 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:57,800 great good old Dick Rainbow Ricky Rainbow is a traveling clown. 365 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,480 That can't be a real name right. 366 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,080 That's got to be a clown name. 367 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,080 It has to be. 368 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:07,080 But apparently he was a news director from Kokomo Indiana which is the Kokomo to it in 369 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,040 the Beach Boys sing about that song. 370 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,840 Is that the sad can't be the same Kokomo. 371 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,840 I don't think so. 372 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,400 I'd really like that song. 373 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400 There would be. 374 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,400 Yeah. 375 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:21,080 I think you'd a Kokomo Indiana. 376 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,080 Yeah. 377 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,080 Yeah. 378 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,080 That's where everybody wants to go. 379 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,080 Yeah. 380 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,080 Way down the Kokomo. 381 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,080 But way down. 382 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:33,600 But Dick Rainbow and three other people claim to have seen the monster at an old abandoned 383 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,600 Dick Rainbow. 384 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,720 It also sounds like it could be like an old sheriff or something. 385 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,720 You know. 386 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,720 Yeah. 387 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,720 Sheriff Rainbow was in town. 388 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,480 He ain't gonna take none of your shit. 389 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,000 Rick Rainbow at your service. 390 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 You know. 391 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:54,280 You think you could come into Rick Rainbow's town and show your ass. 392 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:58,760 I just feel like Rick Rainbow is such an improbable name. 393 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,640 Like I've never heard of a person with the rainbow as a name. 394 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,120 No that's why I don't know. 395 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,120 I don't know. 396 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:14,240 The first the first I mean honestly I just think of Gary Glitter which I'd rather not. 397 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240 That's unfortunate. 398 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,160 It's like on the same level like the name just the name that's you know. 399 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,520 Well wait what was it. 400 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:26,440 It reminds me of what was Robin Williams character from death to death to smoochie. 401 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,640 Oh my god I don't remember. 402 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,240 But wasn't it something rainbow. 403 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,240 It might have been. 404 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,240 I think it was. 405 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,240 I can check. 406 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,240 Yeah we'll look it up. 407 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,240 You look it up. 408 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,240 I'll look it up. 409 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,240 Sorry. 410 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,240 Yeah. 411 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,720 But they claim to have seen the monster at an old abandoned house which is right near 412 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,600 McDaniel's place. 413 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,880 The group didn't get the best look at it since it was running away but Dick Rainbow claimed 414 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:53,320 to have gotten a recording of its cry and I could not for the life of me find a recording 415 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,320 at all. 416 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,320 What really? 417 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,880 No I don't think it actually exists. 418 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,600 You think you would if you would have that you would have aired it. 419 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,840 He was the news director for a station. 420 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,880 Yeah even in the 70s I think that they would have a record of it. 421 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,880 I would think. 422 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:13,200 You put that canister real you know you bury it or something so that it doesn't get lost. 423 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,200 It's important information. 424 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,120 It's like a time capsule. 425 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,600 Yeah Robin Williams played Rainbow Randolph. 426 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,800 That was close. 427 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,120 Yeah that's halfway there. 428 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,920 Rainbow Randy. 429 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920 Rainbow Randy yeah. 430 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,920 Rick Rainbow. 431 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,400 Rick Rainbow yeah. 432 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,560 Oh wow. 433 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:38,280 So we've got Robin Williams hunting for Danny DeVito. 434 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,120 That pretty much sums it up. 435 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,120 That's the whole story. 436 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,120 With a gun? 437 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,120 With a gun. 438 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,120 With a gun. 439 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,120 Yeah. 440 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,120 Okay. 441 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:51,240 Now not long after Rick Rainbow and his encounter the sightings of the Enfield monster pretty 442 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:55,400 much ended abruptly with no explanation ever given as to what exactly people were seeing 443 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,080 around the town. 444 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,400 Some people think that it was connected to sightings of UFOs that were happening around 445 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,840 the town. 446 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:06,880 Others just chalked it up to the area seeing as how it's been known to have stuff like 447 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,800 this happen a lot. 448 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,720 Either way the beast hasn't been seen since and still 50 years later people are still 449 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:17,080 talking about it hoping that one day they will get an answer as to what happened all 450 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,080 those years ago. 451 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:22,160 Now the best part of this story is that remember Greg the boy whose shoes got all fucked up? 452 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,160 How could I forget Greg? 453 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,920 I'll remember Greg forever. 454 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:31,280 He later told researchers at Western Illinois University that his report was a hoax and 455 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:38,480 he just made it up to tease McDaniel and have fun with any out of town newsmen. 456 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:44,880 He just wanted to fuck with this old man. 457 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,880 Wow. 458 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,880 And people still latch on to that story. 459 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:56,640 So the Greg story was actually in several articles that I read about the Anfield Monster 460 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:05,480 as a credible story until I stumbled upon, I forget what it was, but it was like a news 461 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:12,080 thing and it came out that he lied just to make fun of the old man. 462 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,920 So not a lot of people know about this. 463 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,920 No, no. 464 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,360 So you're blowing the lid off of this thing. 465 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,040 Yeah. 466 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,800 It's going viral. 467 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,560 I am fucking Snowden. 468 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,560 Not Snowden. 469 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,560 Yeah Snowden? 470 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,560 Sure. 471 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,560 Yeah. 472 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,560 The WikiLeaks guy? 473 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560 Who's the WikiLeaks guy? 474 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,560 Julian Assange. 475 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,560 Julian Assange. 476 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,560 Yeah. 477 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,560 But no, that's the story of the Anfield Monster. 478 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,560 That's really all it is. 479 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,800 There's nothing going on here. 480 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,960 I love it. 481 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,000 But I have some questions. 482 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,560 Ask me. 483 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,760 Why? 484 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:47,800 Just from a biological standpoint, why has this fucker got three legs? 485 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,160 Nothing has three legs. 486 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,160 Nothing. 487 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,600 It would seem really inconvenient, right? 488 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,080 It doesn't, right. 489 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,040 It's not going to help with anything. 490 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,040 It's just going to get in the way. 491 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,040 No, because if you- 492 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,600 Are they sure it wasn't just a giant, you know, a giant dong? 493 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,600 That's what I was thinking. 494 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,600 Yeah. 495 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,600 Just a massive hog. 496 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,600 Yeah. 497 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,600 Just had a huge cork on him. 498 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,600 That had to be it. 499 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,600 Yeah. 500 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,600 That had to be it. 501 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,600 I don't know. 502 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,600 Because nothing has a third leg. 503 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,720 It's just a little, and there's two legs or four legs, or like a million legs if you're 504 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,720 a bug. 505 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,720 That's it. 506 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,720 Maybe it was just like a fucked up dog. 507 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,480 No, because that had two arms. 508 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,680 Or Danny DeVito. 509 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,680 Or it was Danny DeVito. 510 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,680 Because he does wear- 511 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:25,680 Wait, wait. 512 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,400 Danny DeVito wears magnums for his massive hog. 513 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,400 Right. 514 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,400 Of course. 515 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,400 We know that. 516 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,400 That's the third leg. 517 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,800 So that's already, that's not up for debate. 518 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:38,040 But the head disappearing, that was, who was it that said that was- 519 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,040 I don't know. 520 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,040 That was McDaniel. 521 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,040 That was a different guy. 522 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,040 That was the one who answered the door with a gun. 523 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,040 Right. 524 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,040 But I don't know what he means by disappearing head. 525 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,240 I don't know if he means like it retracts like a turtle, or if it like- 526 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,600 That's what I was thinking. 527 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,080 Like those Power Rangers toys. 528 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,040 You remember those ones that the head just retracts into the chest? 529 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,800 Yeah, then you squeeze the legs and fucking pops right back up. 530 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 531 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,040 It's like that. 532 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,040 Kinda, I guess. 533 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,040 I just don't know what- 534 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,040 Yeah, no, it is. 535 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,040 I don't know. 536 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:09,880 There's like, every rendition, every like picture I've seen of it is obviously like 537 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,840 an artist's rendition of it. 538 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,440 And they're all wildly different. 539 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,440 They take some liberties. 540 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,920 Yeah, they tend to do that. 541 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,600 When all you've got for description is like the head disappears- 542 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,720 Dick Rainbow and fucking- 543 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,720 Huge dick. 544 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,360 Oh, and Dick Rainbow. 545 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,960 You got, what else? 546 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:32,160 Big eyes, like flashlights. 547 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,160 How tall? 548 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,160 Three, four feet? 549 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,160 He's a four to five. 550 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160 He's a four to five. 551 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,160 Four, five feet? 552 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,160 But that seems big. 553 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,160 I can't imagine it was- 554 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,160 Oh, you think? 555 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,160 It seems big, right? 556 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,160 Well, it depends on what it is. 557 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,160 You said it was five feet tall. 558 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,160 It's small for a human being. 559 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,160 Yeah, but I'm five, five. 560 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,160 Right. 561 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,160 So that means it was as tall as me. 562 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,160 So the Enfield Monster is a short king. 563 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160 Basically. 564 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,160 But what I want to know is, sorry, so it has three legs and two arms, kind of like a fucked 565 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,160 up satyr type looking thing, I guess. 566 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,160 Okay, yeah. 567 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,160 But what I don't understand is like is it five feet, like, is it like, is it like, is 568 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160 it like, is it like, is it like, is it like, is it like, is it like, is it like, is it 569 00:21:54,160 --> 00:22:09,360 like, 570 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,400 All right, what's his posture? 571 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:18,140 Yeah, like I feel like he'd have to be like hunched over if you have three legs, right? 572 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,080 You can't just be fuckin-" 573 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,800 Well this dude didn't even say where the third leg was. 574 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,700 Every picture I've seen is fucking right in the middle. 575 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,600 Just a tripod thing. 576 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,040 Then how do you run like that? 577 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,500 And it runs really fast, apparently. 578 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,040 Oh, faster than any human. 579 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,680 So you think maybe it's supernatural in nature? 580 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,880 See, I don't know. 581 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,840 To me, this type of sighting, for some reason, 582 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,520 it reminds me a lot of the Dover Demon, 583 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,040 which was just like a random encounter seen 584 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,280 by just people going about their daily lives 585 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,720 and then never seen again. 586 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,760 So to me, it's kind of like that. 587 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,360 It could be extraterrestrial nature. 588 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,280 Interdimensional. 589 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,560 Interdimensional. 590 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:56,860 Maybe. 591 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:57,960 Could be a flap there. 592 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,800 I don't know if you're familiar with flaps. 593 00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,800 Maybe that's where the head was. 594 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,280 Yeah, that's where the head was. 595 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,280 It disappears because he's poking it in and out of the veil. 596 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,560 Yeah, maybe he's a tolpa. 597 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,880 Interdimensional glory hole. 598 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,760 Could be a tolpa. 599 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,440 A tolpa? 600 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,640 A tolpa? 601 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,200 What? 602 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,680 You don't know what a tolpa is? 603 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,360 I don't think so. 604 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:17,880 So a tolpa is like basically, a lot of people 605 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,520 think like a lot of high strangenesses. 606 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,240 If enough people are like, you kind of will it 607 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,840 into existence, kind of. 608 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,800 Does that make sense? 609 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,600 Oh, like mass hysteria. 610 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:30,360 Yeah, kind of like a, it's a good way to put it. 611 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,640 Like Freddy Krueger at the end of one of the Freddy Krueger 612 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,920 movies, he comes into the real world because you kind of like. 613 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,760 Oh, OK. 614 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,680 So like actually willed into existence. 615 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,760 Yeah, basically. 616 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,400 OK. 617 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,120 All right, I see. 618 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:42,760 I see. 619 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,360 But that doesn't make any sense because I'd 620 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,480 highly doubt that fucking Henry McDaniel was just 621 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,800 like building a nightmare creature into existence. 622 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,400 Maybe he really wanted that thing. 623 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,240 He really wanted to kill something. 624 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,800 And he's like, what's great to shoot at? 625 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,440 What's a universally hated sort of thing? 626 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:04,240 It's this slimy, three legged fucker with a head 627 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,040 that disappears. 628 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,960 Everybody sees that and they want it dead immediately. 629 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,600 I'm going to be a hero. 630 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,720 I'm going to be a hero. 631 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:15,880 Also, but his description also kind of reminds me of. 632 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:21,760 What were the fucking demon dog things from Ghostbusters? 633 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,400 Oh, yeah. 634 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,640 It kind of reminds me of that. 635 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,880 Only with three legs and two hands. 636 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,760 Three legs, yeah. 637 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,400 Yeah. 638 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:27,760 Massive. 639 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,760 But maybe this one was just maybe it was a defect. 640 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,200 Maybe it was a birth defect. 641 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:39,280 Maybe the other creatures in its family have four legs. 642 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,000 Oh, and he was like the runt of the litter 643 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,120 so they had to fucking throw him away. 644 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:49,760 Yeah, he's born a little bit less than good. 645 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,720 So they tossed him aside. 646 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:52,880 That could be. 647 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:53,480 He's pissed. 648 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,320 He's out for revenge. 649 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,320 That's why he's terrorizing these people. 650 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,800 But he didn't make it far after that. 651 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,920 He unfortunately had a bum ticker. 652 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,040 He collapsed. 653 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,680 They don't ever say what happened to him. 654 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,320 I mean, again, there was no. 655 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,600 No corpse, no scat, no footprint. 656 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,200 But no one even attempted to come up with an explanation. 657 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,680 At least with the Dover Demon, they 658 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,880 thought it was a baby moose. 659 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,800 And you know what I mean? 660 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,560 There was nothing to even kind of like. 661 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,400 Like the chupacabra is a. 662 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,280 It's just a dog with mange. 663 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,640 With mange, yeah. 664 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,360 I believe that. 665 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,760 I don't believe the chupacabra is real. 666 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,360 Totally. 667 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:29,880 Totally. 668 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,400 Yeah. 669 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,640 I don't think it's sucking any goat, that's for sure. 670 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,520 I believe in a lot of weird shit. 671 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,160 I think somebody's sucking goat. 672 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,880 Somebody's sucking on goats down there. 673 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,880 But. 674 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,760 It's not the coyote or the dog, the dog with the mange. 675 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:42,560 It's definitely not. 676 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,280 He can't suck. 677 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,400 He doesn't have enough lips because of the mange. 678 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,920 It's all rotted away. 679 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,200 Fair enough. 680 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:50,840 All right, Curtis. 681 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,800 Well, that's the end of the episode. 682 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,400 We did it. 683 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,120 Wow. 684 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,560 Wow. 685 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,600 That flew by. 686 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,160 Yeah. 687 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,400 Half hour episodes, baby. 688 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,280 That's what I'm trying to do. 689 00:25:59,280 --> 00:25:59,760 Tight. 690 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,640 Nice and tight. 691 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,200 You like that shit? 692 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,040 You did a great job. 693 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:02,560 Oh, yeah. 694 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,400 Great show. 695 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,760 I'm thrilled to be here. 696 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:05,280 Yeah. 697 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,880 Well, I appreciate you coming on. 698 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,560 Any last thoughts on the Enfield Monster before we part ways? 699 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,400 So yeah, just to recap real quick. 700 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,440 Recap. 701 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,120 Danny DeVito. 702 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,800 Huge Dick. 703 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,880 Massive Hog. 704 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,880 Dick Rainbow. 705 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,920 Dick Rainbow. 706 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,120 And Robin Williams. 707 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,720 And Robin Williams. 708 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,760 That's it. 709 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,840 All right, well, Curtis, you got some stuff going on. 710 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:34,720 You got your podcast. 711 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,320 You got a band. 712 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,720 You got anything you want to plug before we mosey on out of here? 713 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:45,680 Yeah, yeah, I'm going to plug up my podcast, Cool Parents podcast, 714 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:50,080 which if you like this kind of shit and some even weirder shit, 715 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,640 some real high strangeness, if you know what I'm talking about, 716 00:26:54,640 --> 00:27:00,000 then yeah, check that out, CoolParents.co. 717 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,480 And yeah, Cool Parents is also a band. 718 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,840 We do like power pop, pop punk stuff. 719 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,200 You can find that also on CoolParents.co. 720 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,880 And yeah, yeah, it's been real. 721 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,720 Yeah. 722 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,560 And also Cool Parents, one of the best bands ever. 723 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:24,280 You guys got songs about Bigfoot, Alien, Vampire, some other stuff. 724 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:29,120 So got a new one that we've been working on about a werewolf. 725 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,440 An American werewolf and fish nets. 726 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,160 It's about a prostrusting werewolf. 727 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,160 I love it. 728 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,160 Yeah. 729 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,160 That's just one of many. 730 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,720 We've got all kinds of spooky songs. 731 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,160 So jump on it if you want. 732 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,160 Yeah. 733 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,600 I'll be sure to link all that stuff in the description of the episode 734 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,400 so you guys can find it easy. 735 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,040 Thanks, everyone, for listening. 736 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,160 Super appreciate it. 737 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,240 And with that, I'll see you or talk to you. 738 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,240 See you. 739 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,240 Talk to you. 740 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,880 This is an audio medium, right? 741 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,440 Yeah, but you know, I'm not going to be able to do that. 742 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,120 Yeah, but you know, people see shit.