1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,920 Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party. 2 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:34,240 A show where we have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 3 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:40,160 Today I'm joined by my good friend and host of the Dadcast podcast, Nick Iceman. 4 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:45,200 Dave, thank you for having me on the show. Longtime listener, first time caller. 5 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:51,240 I know every time we release a new episode I feel like you're like I need in on this. 6 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,200 Yeah because I live down the street. 7 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:59,000 Well I know but also I was hesitant to have you on because unlike the other two guests I've had, 8 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,560 you are like a cryptid person. Like you know cryptids and aliens probably more than anyone I 9 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:09,560 know minus like Luke. Yeah I think it's, no Mike Norton knows his fair amount. 10 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,200 He does but I think he's more like folklore. 11 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:16,320 Yeah he like knows the Appalachians like the back of, I don't think he's ever been there but he 12 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:20,200 knows him like the back of his hand. Yeah no so that's why I was hesitant to have you on because 13 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:24,800 I feel like I would try to tell you a story and you're like oh yeah no I know what happens next 14 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,400 and then just kind of like. Just kind of run off on a ramble. 15 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:35,400 Yeah kind of but yeah so I'm excited to have you on. Hopefully I found something that you don't know. 16 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,160 I'm excited. 17 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:42,680 You talked earlier before you came on and you were trying to guess. I gave you some hints. 18 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:47,680 You gave me some hints and like I'll be honest as you were giving me hints I was like looking I have 19 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:54,040 this book called Cryptozoology A through Z and I literally like I was like I'm not gonna, I'm done. 20 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,600 I'm just gonna wait and you know just kind of roll. 21 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,120 Wait is that book A through Z like names or like states? 22 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:05,880 So like at the end or at the glossary like it'll go by like states. 23 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:10,600 So I went through when you said littered skin and I was like you know what I'm gonna let it rock and roll. 24 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,120 I'm gonna get spooked, get cucked. 25 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,960 Get spooked and cucked. 26 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:23,400 Well this story is not so much a cryptid more so alien which I know that you're probably a bigger aliens guy than cryptid guy. 27 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,680 Alabama? 28 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:25,680 Yeah. 29 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,680 Don't worry about it. 30 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,680 Fuck. 31 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:29,680 It's fine. 32 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:35,680 Did you just like sheer see like the sheer like disappointment in my face for not knowing what it was? 33 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:39,680 You know I'm very disappointed in you for being a card carrying member or X card carrying member of MUFON. 34 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,680 X card carrying member of MUFON. 35 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,680 I gave you all these hints like Alabama. 36 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,680 I gave you something else I can't remember. 37 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,680 Alabama you said a single entity. 38 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:50,680 Single. 39 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,680 Single. 40 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:52,680 Just the one. 41 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:53,680 Just Uno. 42 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:54,680 Dos? 43 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,680 Not dos? 44 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,680 No just the one. 45 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,680 No trace? 46 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,680 Not even a little bit. 47 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,680 Really? 48 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,680 Yeah. 49 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,680 Do you know what we're talking about? 50 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:02,680 Yeah. 51 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,480 Alright so today we're gonna be talking about the Falkville Metal Man. 52 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:10,320 Son of a bitch! 53 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,200 So I take it you're kind of familiar. 54 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,160 I've heard stories. 55 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,080 Every time I've heard them I'm like oh okay cool. 56 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:21,480 And then I'll just go read something else. 57 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:26,920 So like I said, like I told you, the Falkville Metal Man or the Metal Man of Alabama which 58 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,920 is way easier to say so I'm probably gonna continue with that. 59 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:30,920 Oh for sure. 60 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:36,040 Like I said it's something I feel like everyone has heard of. 61 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,040 Well I've heard of. 62 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,200 But like no one knows the actual story. 63 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:45,760 So I guess if we're gonna dive right in we should probably talk about Falkville, Alabama 64 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,880 in general. 65 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:48,880 It's a very small town. 66 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,800 Well I mean if it's named Falkville, how many people live there? 67 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,000 I'm glad you asked. 68 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:00,800 So Falkville is a very small town located in Morgan County, Alabama. 69 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:05,320 And by small like I said I mean like fucking tiny. 70 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:11,360 According to the 2020 census the population sits just over a thousand at like 1197. 71 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:16,760 There's only 260 families that live in that town total. 72 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,960 So 11,000 people. 73 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,400 Yeah well technically 1200 I guess if you want to round up a bit. 74 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,400 Oh okay 1200. 75 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:27,640 But that's not to say the town isn't with some fun tourist attractions. 76 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,600 Do they have a Waffle House? 77 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,360 No but according to triphobo.com. 78 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:35,280 Well first off, great name. 79 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:40,440 I will only be using triphobo.com for any travel I do going forward. 80 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,440 Oh yeah I'm gonna see if I can get them to sponsor the show. 81 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,440 It's a great sponsor. 82 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,440 It's great. 83 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:49,880 It's one of the top five rated things to visit if you ever decide to take a trip down to 84 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,880 Falkville. 85 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,440 It includes two pretty nice parks. 86 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:58,600 There's one that has like a nice waterfall, two different churches, and then the city 87 00:04:58,600 --> 00:04:59,840 clerk's office. 88 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:04,360 So in the two different churches that are in Falkville, Alabama, I'm assuming that one 89 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,000 of them is Baptist. 90 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Yeah. 91 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Right? 92 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:14,720 And the other one's either, what's the thing my mother is, Episcetarian? 93 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,720 Something about... 94 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,720 I think it was Methodist. 95 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:17,720 Methodist? 96 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:18,720 Methodist? 97 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,200 Or maybe even Catholic's not really down there. 98 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,200 No that's no. 99 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,200 They don't got the saints down there. 100 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,520 I'm gonna assume it's one of those churches that like they do, they have like the snakes 101 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,520 and they drink arsenic. 102 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,520 I was literally asking that. 103 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,520 Yeah yeah yeah. 104 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:30,520 I don't know. 105 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,520 Snake Church? 106 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:32,520 Snake Church. 107 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaking of Cocaine Bear, great movie. 108 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,520 Gotta go see it. 109 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,520 Yeah I heard had good reviews. 110 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,520 Fantastic. 111 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,520 Alright. 112 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:42,120 But yeah so two parks, two churches, city clerk's office. 113 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,040 I feel like you should check those down, that city's church's office. 114 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,840 Hold on I'm gonna mute this right here. 115 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,600 Yeah so it's real riveting. 116 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:56,000 But in my opinion, Nicholas Einstman, the real reason anyone would want to go to Falkville 117 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,520 is to catch a glimpse of the metal man. 118 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,640 Well give me the rundown on this metal man. 119 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,640 You want another rundown? 120 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,640 Is he magnetized? 121 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,200 Can I throw a magnet on him? 122 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:07,400 It doesn't go that deep into... 123 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,400 I don't think they tried to pelt. 124 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:13,640 No I just feel like there's gotta be one person in Falkville that's like obsessed with metal 125 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,640 detectors. 126 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:15,640 Like we all know that guy. 127 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:16,640 Right? 128 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,400 Like we all know that guy. 129 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,600 He's probably in one of the two parks right now. 130 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,600 Looking for the Falkville metal man. 131 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:30,840 Alright so the story goes that on the evening of October 17th in 1973 when Falkville was 132 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:37,240 an even smaller town, the population then was I think less than a thousand, like 987. 133 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,400 The newly hired sheriff, Jeff Greenhaw, best name. 134 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,720 I feel like you gotta have a good name to be a sheriff. 135 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:48,040 I could not say it, I couldn't read it without going, Greenhaw! 136 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,160 Greenhaw! 137 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,120 So Greenhaw was only 26 at the time. 138 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:56,440 He was off duty settling in for the night with his wife when dispatch received a frantic 139 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,600 phone call from an anonymous woman around 10pm. 140 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:05,480 The woman was hysteric claiming she just saw a UFO land just outside a town in a field 141 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,960 owned by Mr. Bobby Summerford. 142 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,680 These are some great names. 143 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,600 Every story has had a great name so far. 144 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,000 It's definitely like the highlight of the show. 145 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,160 It's the names. 146 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:24,240 So upon receiving the call, Sheriff Jeff hopped up, grabbed his keys, wallet, gun, probably 147 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,480 a beer or two for the road. 148 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,840 You gotta have the road sodas. 149 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,160 The barley pups for the road are just... 150 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,600 We've all done it, it's fine. 151 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:36,240 So he grabbed all that and then he grabbed his trusty Polaroid camera. 152 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:40,960 Because if you're gonna be responding to a UFO crash, you need two things. 153 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,360 A solid buzz and a camera. 154 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:47,560 Oh I could just tell you from some past experiences. 155 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:53,600 I would leave my little house in Dover, I would rip a J on the way down to going wherever 156 00:07:53,600 --> 00:08:02,400 I needed to and I would ask the introductory move on questions. 157 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:06,840 Getting one question I had to wait about 48 hours and then I'd go back and then I'd ask 158 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:07,840 them again. 159 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:12,200 I'm sure you know what question that is based off of everyone that Henry talks about in 160 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,000 the last podcast quite a bit. 161 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,640 But I would always be not sober. 162 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,120 No, you gotta catch a good buzz. 163 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,120 You gotta be feeling good. 164 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,120 Exactly. 165 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,120 You gotta go into those open minds. 166 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,120 You gotta be open. 167 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,120 Exactly. 168 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,120 You gotta be open to it. 169 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,120 And when are you more honest and open than when you're half in the bag? 170 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,120 Honestly, I can't think of a better time. 171 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:36,920 So, hopping in his truck and radioing in that he's on route, Green Hub books it down to 172 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:41,280 the field where the alleged UFO has landed or crashed. 173 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,200 Every source is one or the other. 174 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,440 Either way this thing's on the ground. 175 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,880 What is crashing but just like a hard landing? 176 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,200 Yeah, exactly. 177 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,160 It's a crash landing. 178 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:55,160 You know what, I don't know. 179 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,160 Yeah, fair. 180 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:01,520 So when he arrived, he patrolled the area for a bit but didn't really find anything 181 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,520 out of the ordinary. 182 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:07,400 There was no wreckage or any indication that something had landed or crashed in Summerford's 183 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,400 field. 184 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,400 Also, no mention of Summerford ever in the story. 185 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,100 Where is he when this is happening? 186 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,840 It's the same thing as with the Flatwoods Monster. 187 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,480 Like, crash landed on a farmer's land. 188 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,480 That farmer... 189 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:17,480 Nowhere to be seen. 190 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,480 No, not even a little bit. 191 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:23,320 I feel like if something landed in my field, it's where I make my money, right? 192 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,320 I'd be out there with a shotgun. 193 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,320 If there was a field, you can own a field. 194 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,240 Yeah, but you got cows that are going out there. 195 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,120 You got to feed your cow, eat some radioactive oil. 196 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,600 True, but also I don't know if there was cows. 197 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,600 We can't speculate. 198 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,600 It's not for us to... 199 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:36,600 So what is he farming? 200 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,600 Is he farming moss? 201 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,920 It's not a farm, it's just a field. 202 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:41,920 But not finding anything unusual. 203 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,960 He's just assuming he's a farmer. 204 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,580 He gets back in his truck. 205 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:49,240 He does a couple laps around the perimeter to make sure he didn't miss anything into 206 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,920 what I assume is to finish the last of his road beers. 207 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,600 I mean, you got to. 208 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,040 But like I said, he couldn't find anything in the field since it was pitch black, so 209 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:03,880 he decided to turn down a dirt gravel road for one last pass before heading home. 210 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:08,820 After getting only about 300 feet down the road, he sees what appears to be a man standing 211 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:13,040 off to the road about 75 feet away or so. 212 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:17,000 So this is where it gets silly, kind of. 213 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,640 Thinking it's somebody in need of assistance, Greenhog gets out of his truck and approaches 214 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,680 what he thinks is a person. 215 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,520 He shouts out to the guy but gets no response. 216 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,440 So he decides to get a little closer. 217 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:31,960 And when he gets to about 15 feet away, this is when he notices something's a little off. 218 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,320 Oh, at 15 feet. 219 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,320 Yeah, 15 feet. 220 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,760 So he's not magnetized, is what you're saying. 221 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,840 He wasn't drawn to him. 222 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:44,240 The entity was wearing what appeared to be a full-bodied silver metallic suit that he 223 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,680 said resembled thick aluminum. 224 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,360 And he was quoted as saying... 225 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,360 My dog is whining at the door. 226 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:56,800 He was quoted as saying, it looked like his head and neck were kind of made together. 227 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:01,560 He was real bright, something like rubbing mercury on nickel, but just as smooth as glass. 228 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,560 I don't know. 229 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,120 But like a thing people did back in the day. 230 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,120 Probably. 231 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,120 Let me get some mercury. 232 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,120 I'm going to rub it on this here nickel. 233 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,120 Yeah, you just snap open a thermometer. 234 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,120 But he said, like I said... 235 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,280 Go crazy that way. 236 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:16,040 Smooth as glass, different angles give different lighting. 237 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,560 When I saw him standing in the middle of the road, I immediately stopped the car and asked 238 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:23,920 if he was a foreigner, but no sound came out of it. 239 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:24,920 You from Sweden? 240 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,920 Oh my God. 241 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:26,920 Never seen anyone dressed like that. 242 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,240 It's like me in that Uber ride when we were first looking at Philly. 243 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,240 So you from around here? 244 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,940 You from around here? 245 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:34,840 Very foreign Uber driver. 246 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,380 The guy had spent a hand right at the back of an Uber. 247 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,380 So you from Philly originally? 248 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,880 Yeah, it was kind of like that. 249 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:40,880 He was that. 250 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:41,880 He was the metal man. 251 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:42,880 Are you a foreigner? 252 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:43,880 What, are you a foreigner? 253 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,880 But yeah, so... 254 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,880 Great way to ask that question. 255 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:51,360 It's like no better way to surely piss someone off. 256 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,360 You a foreigner? 257 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,360 Yeah, it was wild. 258 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,480 I mean, it is the South, so... 259 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,520 They don't take too kindly to them folk down there. 260 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,520 You think they'd learn. 261 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,080 Yeah, well, I don't know. 262 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,520 But anyways, he went on to also note that the being had an antenna sticking out of the 263 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:08,120 top of its head, moved in herky-jerky type motions. 264 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,240 Can you exhibit some of the herky-jerky? 265 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,240 Yeah. 266 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,240 Okay, so he's... 267 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,240 You can't see this. 268 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,240 Nick, describe what I'm doing. 269 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:20,080 It's like a drunk dad at a wedding trying to do the robot, but there's no legs being 270 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,080 moved. 271 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:24,000 It's just Dave's elbows just kind of going up and down. 272 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,520 Well, we are sitting crisscross applesauce on the floor, so I can't... 273 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,160 Oh, you can still get the little legs going. 274 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,160 There we go. 275 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,560 All right, so now it just looks like he's running in place. 276 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,640 So herky-jerky movements. 277 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:41,800 Yeah, so I'm actually going to show you a picture of this guy, and I want you to... 278 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,800 To describe? 279 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,800 Yeah. 280 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,800 This is... 281 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,760 It's been like a running theme on the show that I just show whoever I'm talking to. 282 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,560 So actually, I'm going to hold off on sending it to you. 283 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,560 You're going to hold off on it? 284 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,560 Yeah. 285 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,560 So now... 286 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,080 So let's get back to the story. 287 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,080 Oh, I'm here for it. 288 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:02,760 Now realizing that this wasn't just some lost Swede in probably something a little more 289 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,760 terrifying. 290 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,760 Some lost Swede? 291 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:09,560 Just a guy in a ski suit just like, oh, I'm from Sweden, yeah. 292 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,560 Oh, sorry. 293 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,560 I thought these were the Alps. 294 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,560 I thought these were the Alps. 295 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,560 What is the difference? 296 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,560 What is the trail? 297 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:19,600 So now realizing it's probably something a little more terrifying, he grabbed his camera 298 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,760 and snapped four photos. 299 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,400 Oh, so he did get photos of it. 300 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,400 Yeah. 301 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:27,160 The first being just pretty much black photo with like a glint of silver in it. 302 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:31,640 The other three, however, show a very clear what appears to be a humanoid figure wearing 303 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,520 a full body metallic silver suit. 304 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:38,320 Kind of like the ones like volcanologists wear when they're like... 305 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,320 Going in the volcano. 306 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,320 Kicking around a volcano. 307 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,320 So... 308 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,320 It's a fascinating field. 309 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,320 Yeah. 310 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:49,120 I mean, before this is probably the most like clear one and it's fucking wild, dude. 311 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,120 So... 312 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:57,160 There's no way that this is real. 313 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:05,160 There's no way that someone saw this, right, and didn't immediately go, fucking kids. 314 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,640 Yeah, dude, right? 315 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,400 Like, that is clearly... 316 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 It's house insulation. 317 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,400 Yeah. 318 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:16,400 And I'm not one to like, you know, shit on crypts, especially aliens. 319 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,960 I'm very open to all of this. 320 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,960 You look at my book... 321 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:25,120 That's probably why I keep getting left by all these women, is the amount of alien books 322 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,080 and cryptid books on my bookshelves. 323 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,080 But that is... 324 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,080 Just screaming about UFOs. 325 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,080 Yeah. 326 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,080 You don't understand. 327 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,080 You don't understand. 328 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,680 The accident was important to us. 329 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,720 We will them into existence. 330 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:41,480 This is literally someone with house insulation wrapped around them. 331 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,480 Yeah. 332 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,480 It's like a metallic beekeeper suit. 333 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,480 That's what it is. 334 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,480 Yeah. 335 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,480 But... 336 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:52,160 So, immediately after the last photo was taken, the being took off into the field. 337 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,640 And I mean fucking hoofing it, dude. 338 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,400 So, reacting fast, Greenhaw jumped in his... 339 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:02,520 Greenhaw jumped in his truck, took off into the field after this, what I wrote down as 340 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,960 a pint-sized iron giant. 341 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:11,920 So, my question is this, and again, this is more so like, not me not being open to these 342 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:17,480 things, but me being like a fairly avid hunter and a pretty open 2A guy. 343 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,800 Why not shoot it? 344 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:23,560 Hunter like for animals or like hunter like squatching? 345 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,400 I'm gonna say for animals, but like... 346 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,400 Call him maybe. 347 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,400 A little bit of both. 348 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,400 Yeah, gotcha. 349 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,400 Like, shoot it. 350 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,480 Well, it's made out of metal if it ricochets off. 351 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,480 That... 352 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:38,200 I'm telling you, you get the thing in the calf, it's going down. 353 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,600 Just one to the solid back of the calf. 354 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,800 It's made out of metal though. 355 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,800 It's made out of insulation. 356 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,800 We don't know that. 357 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,800 He, I mean, he could have shot it and if he had ricocheted, ricocheted. 358 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:53,680 It's not like it's gonna come directly back, the bullet's not gonna flip and go, haha, 359 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,680 jokes on you, Summerhaw. 360 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,680 What the fuck your name is? 361 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,720 What'd you call him? 362 00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,720 Summerhaw? 363 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,960 You mixed both the names up. 364 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:08,040 But like I said, he took off into the field, so reacting fast, Greenhaw jumped in his truck, 365 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,600 took off into the field after him. 366 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:14,280 He was only able to get his truck up to about like 35, 40 miles an hour because he's driving 367 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,000 through a fucking field. 368 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,080 He wasn't able to accelerate to a speed anywhere close to what the metal man was doing. 369 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,560 So let me get this straight. 370 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,680 This thing is made out of metal. 371 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:25,680 Yeah. 372 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,680 Right? 373 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,680 Made out of metal. 374 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,680 Yeah. 375 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:32,960 And it's hauling ass at minimum like 50 miles an hour. 376 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,960 Yeah. 377 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,360 It's a pretty agile metal. 378 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,000 Well, I mean, you ever seen a bullet train? 379 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 And I don't mean the Brad Pitt movie. 380 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 It was a great movie. 381 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 It was so good. 382 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I might watch that later. 383 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 It was fun. 384 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 It was a good movie. 385 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,960 Greenhaw later said that quote, he ran in a bizarre way. 386 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960 Greenhaw, that's his name. 387 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:53,960 Greenhaw. 388 00:16:53,960 --> 00:17:00,080 But he said quote, he ran in a bizarre way, seemed to have springs in the feet for propulsion, 389 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,040 could cover three meters in every way. 390 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,600 He was running faster than any human I ever saw. 391 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,620 You know, I got to say for someone from the South, the fact that he's using the term meters 392 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:14,040 instead of like feet, it's pretty well educated man. 393 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:18,040 Well, I mean, I feel like cop speak is always like, you know what I mean? 394 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,640 They always try to sound smarter than what they actually are. 395 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,640 That's true. 396 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,560 I infiltrated the perpetrator's residence and then, you know what I mean? 397 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,600 Instead of just saying, I walk into his home. 398 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,800 I walked into this guy's house and I said, hands on the ground. 399 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,760 And then I just started blasting. 400 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,880 And anyway, I just started blasting. 401 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:44,760 Now not long into this low speed field pursuit, Greenhaw lost control of his truck, landing 402 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:49,200 him in a ditch where he watched the metal man slip into the darkness, never to be seen 403 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:54,080 again, leaving Greenhaw with nothing but haunting memories and a couple of low quality photos. 404 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080 What's he haunted by? 405 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:59,520 The fact that like he didn't think to drive faster or I don't know, whip out his revolver 406 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,520 and start blasting? 407 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,240 Oh, we're going to get into why this haunted him. 408 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,240 Oh no. 409 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:11,400 So interestingly enough, just a few days prior to this in October in, I hope I'm pronouncing 410 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:16,720 this right, Pascagoula, Mississippi, two men, Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker were fishing 411 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:22,120 off of a dock when they claim they were abducted by what some may have say have been like the 412 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,120 same metallic aliens. 413 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:27,400 Their description of them are very similar to Greenhaw's and that they were almost robotic 414 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,600 and metallic. 415 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,160 But their story ends with them both doing interviews, lectures, and even one of them 416 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:36,440 starting a production company that helps produce like UFO content and stuff. 417 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,440 Really? 418 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,440 Yeah. 419 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,900 Unfortunately for Greenhaw, the aftermath of his counter wasn't as fruitful, I guess 420 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,280 you would say. 421 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,640 He was met with obvious skepticism. 422 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,560 Yeah, because you probably went to the bar immediately afterwards and they were like, 423 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,120 Greenhaw, you fucking crazy. 424 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:54,160 Ever since Cheryl left you, you've been coming out with bullshit. 425 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,860 Don't tell me his wife left him because of this. 426 00:18:55,860 --> 00:19:01,160 Not long after he left the force, some say voluntarily while others say he was fired. 427 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,480 The city council basically voted him out. 428 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:08,600 His marriage soon fell apart and then to add even more depressing icing onto this shit 429 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,760 cake, his house burnt down. 430 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:17,120 And for that we raised our Miller lattes to Sheriff Greenhaw. 431 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,760 Fuck the police, but this guy, he saw an alien. 432 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,240 He was 26 years old. 433 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,240 26? 434 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,840 He shouldn't be a sheriff at 26 years old. 435 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,840 That is a lot of responsibility. 436 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,680 But also there's 900 people in the town. 437 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,680 You know what I was doing at 26? 438 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,680 How hard is... 439 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,680 You know what I was doing at 26? 440 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,080 Probably cocaine with me. 441 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:37,000 I'm not even going to confirm or deny that. 442 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:43,080 But I was drinking and singing MCR songs at a Sonny's karaoke on Thursdays. 443 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,400 You do that now with me still in the house. 444 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:51,000 I should not be a sheriff. 445 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,720 I did run for sheriff though. 446 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,720 Did you really? 447 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,720 I swear to God. 448 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,720 I don't buy that. 449 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,720 Oh no, ask Jack. 450 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:01,720 I got like 50 votes in the town of Plymouth, New Hampshire. 451 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,720 You don't know what my campaign was? 452 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,920 Thanks for sheriff. 453 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:05,920 Abolish the police. 454 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:06,920 Small town, big heart. 455 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:07,920 Small town, big heart. 456 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,920 That's good. 457 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:09,920 Small town, big heart. 458 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:10,920 That's good. 459 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,920 It's not really that small of a town. 460 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,920 Plymouth, New Hampshire? 461 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,920 I mean it is. 462 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,920 It's super small. 463 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,920 I don't remember the time that they burnt that city down because of pumpkin fuss. 464 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 No, that was Keen. 465 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,920 Oh, it was Keen. 466 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:19,920 There's no difference to me. 467 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,920 There's a hundred percent difference. 468 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,920 Keen are full of fucking animals. 469 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,920 It's all the same. 470 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,920 Anyways, no obviously you saw the photo. 471 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:24,920 Oh, I saw it. 472 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:25,920 I kind of can't get it out of my head. 473 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,920 So some people... 474 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,920 Can you send me that? 475 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,920 I want to make up the background of my photo. 476 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,920 Yeah, I definitely will. 477 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:30,920 So some people are going to send me that. 478 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:41,400 So some people obviously are saying it's a hoax. 479 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,400 Don't see why. 480 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,840 Oh, I can never see why. 481 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,840 It all seems super credible. 482 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,840 Oh, it's very legit. 483 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,840 Yeah. 484 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,000 One of the most legit cryptid alien sightings probably since the Betty and Barney Hill case. 485 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,920 Yeah, I mean I... 486 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:53,920 100 percent. 487 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,760 Hard to op. 488 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,360 But we don't know for sure. 489 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,360 We'll never know. 490 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,360 Yeah. 491 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,400 Whether it was a hoax or not, it's obviously up for debate. 492 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:08,640 It seems like if it was, it was like a pretty shitty gamble on Greenhaw's part since he 493 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:14,600 in literally no way profited from it and clearly lost more than he gained. 494 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:19,480 I mean my question is there is how did those other two buckos... 495 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,480 I can't remember. 496 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,480 I'm terrible with names. 497 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,480 It's fine. 498 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,480 How did they... 499 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,000 They turned it into like... 500 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 A thing. 501 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 A thing. 502 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Yeah. 503 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Why not combine forces? 504 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,760 I mean there's a law on one side. 505 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,760 Yeah. 506 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,760 Think about it this way. 507 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:38,360 Even if there's only like 900 people in Folkville or whatever it is, 1200 people. 508 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,240 Well, back then it was like 980. 509 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,240 Okay, it's 980. 510 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,240 Yeah. 511 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:47,120 You have 980 people who put their faith in this year 26 year old, which again speaks 512 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:51,480 volumes about the fine folk of Folkville, Alabama. 513 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,480 Right? 514 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:57,480 So this is a man who's already on high pedestal and you have these other two kids who were 515 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,480 just fishing. 516 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,440 So the other two dudes, one was like 46, one was like 17. 517 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,560 I don't know if they were friends or whatever, but that's weird. 518 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,560 Could have been a dad and a son. 519 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,560 Could have been. 520 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,560 Why not just take those three? 521 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,000 Like we all saw the same thing. 522 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,280 Unite. 523 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,360 That's what's lacking in the UFO community. 524 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:22,160 There's no unity between abductees and encounters. 525 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,940 Maybe I don't know. 526 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,640 Some baby back bullshit is what it is. 527 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:31,760 But also it was six days, like the two dudes being abducted, that was six days before his 528 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,760 encounter. 529 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,360 I'm sure they went to the police, which would have been Green Hole. 530 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,360 Different time. 531 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,360 It was a different state. 532 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,360 Oh, completely different state. 533 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,360 Yeah. 534 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360 So the two dudes were in Mississippi. 535 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,360 He's in Alabama. 536 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:46,480 I think if it's the same state, it might as well be. 537 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,920 They all have tornadoes and hurricanes. 538 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,840 There's banjos and both. 539 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,840 Yeah. 540 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:56,080 Although Mississippi, weird enough, some of the best sushi I ever had was in Mississippi. 541 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,080 That's disgusting. 542 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,080 No, dude. 543 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,080 It was a landlocked state. 544 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,560 No, it's the river. 545 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,160 That's not good. 546 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:10,480 That's literally, I'm going to quote you here, why would you ever order seafood from a landlocked 547 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,480 state? 548 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,480 Yeah. 549 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,480 Yeah, I know. 550 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,480 Mississippi's not landlocked. 551 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,920 Do you remember that time that your wife and I ate a bunch of oysters and clams at Johnny 552 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:17,920 Brenda's? 553 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,920 She got violently sick. 554 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:19,920 I didn't. 555 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,920 Not you, but Mississippi's not landlocked. 556 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,920 Mississippi's not landlocked, is it? 557 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,920 I think it is. 558 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:23,920 No, dude. 559 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,480 It's right on the fucking Gulf of Mexico. 560 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,480 Is it? 561 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,480 Idiot. 562 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,480 But it is one state over in Alabama. 563 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,480 The more you know. 564 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,520 I'm starting to think that maybe, I don't think he would have heard of it, so it's not like 565 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:41,960 he would have been piggybacking off of what they said to make a hoax. 566 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,960 No, but at the same time... 567 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,760 It had to have been, but he probably didn't hear about their encounter until way later. 568 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,760 What year was this again? 569 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,760 73. 570 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,760 73, 73. 571 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,040 So I mean, Nightcap would have been created. 572 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,040 Right? 573 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:59,920 Buffon obviously wasn't, but Nightcap definitely was, because I want to say it's way after 574 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:04,880 the Travis... either way after or right, maybe even right before the Travis Walton 575 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,120 experience, also known as Fire in the Sky. 576 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,960 So there's people that know that this shit's going on. 577 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,520 It's way after the Betty and Barney Hill, obviously, because that was the late 50s, 578 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,520 early 60s. 579 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,520 Right? 580 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,520 Yeah. 581 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:23,000 But definitely, at some point, all these connections of like, oh, well this guy saw a metal man. 582 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:29,680 Well, like these two... a groomer and his groom-ee also saw this metal man about six 583 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:30,680 days before. 584 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:35,840 You know, we should probably link these three up, but probably keep the 46-year-old away 585 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,840 from the 26-year-old. 586 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,840 Yeah. 587 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,840 And the 17-year-old. 588 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,640 But those two were actually abducted, and they said that they were experimental. 589 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,640 I want to hear their story. 590 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,240 Well, I don't know it. 591 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,240 Is there anything? 592 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,240 Oh, no, there is. 593 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,440 I just didn't write an episode for it. 594 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:56,240 It's poor journalism. 595 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,240 I'm not a journalist. 596 00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:02,160 I'm a fucking asshole who's getting drunk with my buddy in a 10 by 10 room sitting on 597 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,160 the floor doing a podcast. 598 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,160 I love every minute of it. 599 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,160 It's not bad. 600 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:12,240 But like I said, hoax or not, the metal man will stay shrouded in mystery and continue 601 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:17,760 to be just another weird one-off sighting of something unknown. 602 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,280 So that's basically the theme of the show, I realize. 603 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,920 We haven't done any reoccurring cryptids, you know what I mean? 604 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,160 I like these one-offs. 605 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,160 I agree. 606 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,520 The one-offs are, to me, way more interesting than a Bigfoot or like... 607 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,480 Let me ask you this, Dave. 608 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,800 Let's give the people what they want to know. 609 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,360 What are we talking about next week? 610 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,760 I don't know yet. 611 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:46,200 Probably the Pensacola Mississippi, whatever it's called, guys. 612 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,760 Pensacola's metal man? 613 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,760 Metal man part two. 614 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,960 You've heard it here first on cryptid cocktail. 615 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,560 Yeah, we could do... 616 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,560 I don't see why not. 617 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,560 Yeah, no. 618 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,560 I want to know what's going on. 619 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,760 Yeah, because that is... 620 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,760 I feel like there's some shit. 621 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,480 That is a weird story, I feel like. 622 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,000 I did read the story because I needed to know. 623 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,040 Can you give me like a 30 second recap? 624 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,160 Two dudes were fishing on a dock at night. 625 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,920 One was aggressively older than the other one. 626 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:19,080 And they got abducted and experimented on. 627 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,080 What experience? 628 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,080 I don't know. 629 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,120 We're not doing that now because it's not the episode. 630 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,120 We got time. 631 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,120 We don't. 632 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,120 We're coming up on a half hour. 633 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,880 That's how long the episodes are. 634 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,880 Maybe we'll do a little bonus episode. 635 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,920 You're telling me you can't do this in a minute and a half? 636 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,520 Would people like to hear a bonus episode? 637 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:38,640 I think... Being that I've listened to every episode and I text you about every episode. 638 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,800 You say every like I have a million, there's four. 639 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,800 I know, I love them. 640 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,800 This is fun. 641 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,800 I've listened to them like two times each. 642 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,800 I appreciate that. 643 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,800 I'm very proud of you. 644 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,800 I'm proud of you. 645 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,800 Thank you. 646 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,880 All right, on that note, we're going to sign off. 647 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,720 Then maybe we'll dick around and then I do have some things that we can do for a little 648 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,720 bonus episode. 649 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720 I think we'll do that. 650 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,720 Thanks for listening everyone. 651 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,720 I appreciate it. 652 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:02,560 If you get a chance, please leave us a rating review on iTunes. 653 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,720 Rate us on Spotify, also on Spotify. 654 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,760 I don't know if anyone's noticed this. 655 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:11,640 If you click on the episode and you listen to it, it has a little question thing. 656 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,640 What did you think of the episode? 657 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:18,080 You can leave comments on the actual episode. 658 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,080 Let us know what you think. 659 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,160 I guess we'll talk to you later. 660 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,160 Thank you, Nick, for being on. 661 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,160 You've got a podcast. 662 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,160 Why don't you... You want to plug it real quick before we sign off? 663 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,880 Yeah, I'll give it a plug. 664 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,440 My good friend and I, Mike Caruso, used to work in a radio station together and we used 665 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,440 to call each other dad. 666 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,760 It's like a thing that we do with all of our friends. 667 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:39,000 We started a podcast called The Dadcast where Mike and I just get drunk and we put about 668 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,960 10 topics on the wheel each, or on a spinning wheel each. 669 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,440 We land on a topic, we figure out who it's going to, and then we just ramble about random 670 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,440 topics. 671 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:49,440 I love that. 672 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,440 Next episode's going to be about- 673 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,440 I want to be part of that. 674 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,440 Do you want to be? 675 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,440 I do want to be part of that. 676 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,440 I'll be a part of this. 677 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,440 You want to be a part of that? 678 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,440 I want to be a part of that. 679 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,440 Not like a permanent thing. 680 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,440 No, absolutely. 681 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,440 Yeah. 682 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,440 I think it'd be fun. 683 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,920 We're doing World War II ghost stories next week. 684 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,920 That's the theme. 685 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,920 Do we have to make them up? 686 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,920 No, no, no. 687 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:10,560 I literally spent like three hours in bed today just watching YouTube videos about World 688 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,560 War II. 689 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,960 You sound like me trying to do research for this show. 690 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,880 You know what I found out? 691 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:15,880 Reading is a fucking nightmare. 692 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:16,880 I hate it. 693 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,880 Yeah. 694 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:22,880 Podcasts in YouTube are where I get all my information from and it's probably not the 695 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,880 best. 696 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,640 Listen, you can come over to the house anytime. 697 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,800 You want to take some books out. 698 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,800 I got a library. 699 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,080 I just said reading sucks. 700 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,280 I'll get some highlights. 701 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,280 Oh, you get some highlights? 702 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,600 Notes in the fucking, what are they called? 703 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,560 Oh, dude, you should see my fucking The Exeter Incident book. 704 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,560 I have... 705 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,880 Mike got me a book for Christmas. 706 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:45,880 It's the Rendlesham Forest. 707 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,200 Oh, that's a good one. 708 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,800 So I think I might read that and actually do like a serious... 709 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,520 Yeah, it's like a really good, it's a really cool event. 710 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,520 It's fun. 711 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,520 Yeah. 712 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,520 It's weird. 713 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,520 I'll, you know what? 714 00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:59,520 Read that and I'll give you Exeter. 715 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,520 I think you'd like Exeter. 716 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:05,200 Exeter, New Hampshire for those of you who don't know what I'm referring to. 717 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,200 Exeter. 718 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,560 That's why they had the Exeter UFO. 719 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,640 Dude, all right. 720 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,160 So really quick before we sign off, we have like... 721 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,160 A minute. 722 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,160 Yeah. 723 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:19,200 Anytime we say a city or a town that you probably think is in England, we're talking about New 724 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,120 Hampshire and or Massachusetts. 725 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,120 Just know. 726 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:28,160 And also if we're talking about a city that's named after a Far East country, it's probably 727 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,160 in Maine. 728 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,160 Yeah. 729 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,760 All those are in Maine. 730 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,760 Portland. 731 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,760 Egypt. 732 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,760 There's an Egypt. 733 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,200 Yeah, it's all... 734 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,000 White people are bad at coming up with new names. 735 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Yeah. 736 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 They steal things. 737 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 No. 738 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Including people. 739 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:47,480 White people are honest, hardworking Americans. 740 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,080 We do things by the book here. 741 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,080 I guarantee it. 742 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:56,280 It's not a fucking menswear house commercial, but like white colonials. 743 00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:02,120 All right. 744 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:08,920 On that note, I guess we'll take a quick sign off and then like I said, just do this rating 745 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:09,920 review. 746 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,920 Go check out Dadcast. 747 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,920 It's pretty good. 748 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,200 It's funny. 749 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,320 I'm going to be a part of that because I just decided now. 750 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,320 And so... 751 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,320 We're recording later. 752 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,640 If you want to hop on, I'll send you the Riverside link. 753 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,640 Yeah. 754 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,680 Or I can just come over and I can bring my good mixer. 755 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,680 Fantastic. 756 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,680 And I can do some stuff. 757 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,680 I love that. 758 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,680 Get some good quality on that shit. 759 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,160 We can turn that guest room into a podcast room. 760 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,160 Yeah. 761 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,160 I'm into it. 762 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,160 All right. 763 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,160 Peace, everyone. 764 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,160 Thanks. 765 00:30:36,160 --> 00:31:02,140 Thanks for watching. 766 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,160 Thank you.