Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party.
A show where we have a few drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown.
Today I'm joined by my good friend and host of the Dadcast podcast, Nick Iceman.
Dave, thank you for having me on the show. Longtime listener, first time caller.
I know every time we release a new episode I feel like you're like I need in on this.
Yeah because I live down the street.
Well I know but also I was hesitant to have you on because unlike the other two guests I've had,
you are like a cryptid person. Like you know cryptids and aliens probably more than anyone I
know minus like Luke. Yeah I think it's, no Mike Norton knows his fair amount.
He does but I think he's more like folklore.
Yeah he like knows the Appalachians like the back of, I don't think he's ever been there but he
knows him like the back of his hand. Yeah no so that's why I was hesitant to have you on because
I feel like I would try to tell you a story and you're like oh yeah no I know what happens next
and then just kind of like. Just kind of run off on a ramble.
Yeah kind of but yeah so I'm excited to have you on. Hopefully I found something that you don't know.
I'm excited.
You talked earlier before you came on and you were trying to guess. I gave you some hints.
You gave me some hints and like I'll be honest as you were giving me hints I was like looking I have
this book called Cryptozoology A through Z and I literally like I was like I'm not gonna, I'm done.
I'm just gonna wait and you know just kind of roll.
Wait is that book A through Z like names or like states?
So like at the end or at the glossary like it'll go by like states.
So I went through when you said littered skin and I was like you know what I'm gonna let it rock and roll.
I'm gonna get spooked, get cucked.
Get spooked and cucked.
Well this story is not so much a cryptid more so alien which I know that you're probably a bigger aliens guy than cryptid guy.
Alabama?
Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
Fuck.
It's fine.
Did you just like sheer see like the sheer like disappointment in my face for not knowing what it was?
You know I'm very disappointed in you for being a card carrying member or X card carrying member of MUFON.
X card carrying member of MUFON.
I gave you all these hints like Alabama.
I gave you something else I can't remember.
Alabama you said a single entity.
Single.
Just the one.
Just Uno.
Dos?
Not dos?
No just the one.
No trace?
Not even a little bit.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you know what we're talking about?
Yeah.
Alright so today we're gonna be talking about the Falkville Metal Man.
Son of a bitch!
So I take it you're kind of familiar.
I've heard stories.
Every time I've heard them I'm like oh okay cool.
And then I'll just go read something else.
So like I said, like I told you, the Falkville Metal Man or the Metal Man of Alabama which
is way easier to say so I'm probably gonna continue with that.
Oh for sure.
Like I said it's something I feel like everyone has heard of.
Well I've heard of.
But like no one knows the actual story.
So I guess if we're gonna dive right in we should probably talk about Falkville, Alabama
in general.
It's a very small town.
Well I mean if it's named Falkville, how many people live there?
I'm glad you asked.
So Falkville is a very small town located in Morgan County, Alabama.
And by small like I said I mean like fucking tiny.
According to the 2020 census the population sits just over a thousand at like 1197.
There's only 260 families that live in that town total.
So 11,000 people.
Yeah well technically 1200 I guess if you want to round up a bit.
Oh okay 1200.
But that's not to say the town isn't with some fun tourist attractions.
Do they have a Waffle House?
No but according to triphobo.com.
Well first off, great name.
I will only be using triphobo.com for any travel I do going forward.
Oh yeah I'm gonna see if I can get them to sponsor the show.
It's a great sponsor.
It's great.
It's one of the top five rated things to visit if you ever decide to take a trip down to
Falkville.
It includes two pretty nice parks.
There's one that has like a nice waterfall, two different churches, and then the city
clerk's office.
So in the two different churches that are in Falkville, Alabama, I'm assuming that one
of them is Baptist.
Yeah.
Right?
And the other one's either, what's the thing my mother is, Episcetarian?
Something about...
I think it was Methodist.
Methodist?
Or maybe even Catholic's not really down there.
No that's no.
They don't got the saints down there.
I'm gonna assume it's one of those churches that like they do, they have like the snakes
and they drink arsenic.
I was literally asking that.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I don't know.
Snake Church?
Snake Church.
Speaking of Cocaine Bear, great movie.
Gotta go see it.
Yeah I heard had good reviews.
Fantastic.
Alright.
But yeah so two parks, two churches, city clerk's office.
I feel like you should check those down, that city's church's office.
Hold on I'm gonna mute this right here.
Yeah so it's real riveting.
But in my opinion, Nicholas Einstman, the real reason anyone would want to go to Falkville
is to catch a glimpse of the metal man.
Well give me the rundown on this metal man.
You want another rundown?
Is he magnetized?
Can I throw a magnet on him?
It doesn't go that deep into...
I don't think they tried to pelt.
No I just feel like there's gotta be one person in Falkville that's like obsessed with metal
detectors.
Like we all know that guy.
Right?
Like we all know that guy.
He's probably in one of the two parks right now.
Looking for the Falkville metal man.
Alright so the story goes that on the evening of October 17th in 1973 when Falkville was
an even smaller town, the population then was I think less than a thousand, like 987.
The newly hired sheriff, Jeff Greenhaw, best name.
I feel like you gotta have a good name to be a sheriff.
I could not say it, I couldn't read it without going, Greenhaw!
Greenhaw!
So Greenhaw was only 26 at the time.
He was off duty settling in for the night with his wife when dispatch received a frantic
phone call from an anonymous woman around 10pm.
The woman was hysteric claiming she just saw a UFO land just outside a town in a field
owned by Mr. Bobby Summerford.
These are some great names.
Every story has had a great name so far.
It's definitely like the highlight of the show.
It's the names.
So upon receiving the call, Sheriff Jeff hopped up, grabbed his keys, wallet, gun, probably
a beer or two for the road.
You gotta have the road sodas.
The barley pups for the road are just...
We've all done it, it's fine.
So he grabbed all that and then he grabbed his trusty Polaroid camera.
Because if you're gonna be responding to a UFO crash, you need two things.
A solid buzz and a camera.
Oh I could just tell you from some past experiences.
I would leave my little house in Dover, I would rip a J on the way down to going wherever
I needed to and I would ask the introductory move on questions.
Getting one question I had to wait about 48 hours and then I'd go back and then I'd ask
them again.
I'm sure you know what question that is based off of everyone that Henry talks about in
the last podcast quite a bit.
But I would always be not sober.
No, you gotta catch a good buzz.
You gotta be feeling good.
Exactly.
You gotta go into those open minds.
You gotta be open.
Exactly.
You gotta be open to it.
And when are you more honest and open than when you're half in the bag?
Honestly, I can't think of a better time.
So, hopping in his truck and radioing in that he's on route, Green Hub books it down to
the field where the alleged UFO has landed or crashed.
Every source is one or the other.
Either way this thing's on the ground.
What is crashing but just like a hard landing?
Yeah, exactly.
It's a crash landing.
You know what, I don't know.
Yeah, fair.
So when he arrived, he patrolled the area for a bit but didn't really find anything
out of the ordinary.
There was no wreckage or any indication that something had landed or crashed in Summerford's
field.
Also, no mention of Summerford ever in the story.
Where is he when this is happening?
It's the same thing as with the Flatwoods Monster.
Like, crash landed on a farmer's land.
That farmer...
Nowhere to be seen.
No, not even a little bit.
I feel like if something landed in my field, it's where I make my money, right?
I'd be out there with a shotgun.
If there was a field, you can own a field.
Yeah, but you got cows that are going out there.
You got to feed your cow, eat some radioactive oil.
True, but also I don't know if there was cows.
We can't speculate.
It's not for us to...
So what is he farming?
Is he farming moss?
It's not a farm, it's just a field.
But not finding anything unusual.
He's just assuming he's a farmer.
He gets back in his truck.
He does a couple laps around the perimeter to make sure he didn't miss anything into
what I assume is to finish the last of his road beers.
I mean, you got to.
But like I said, he couldn't find anything in the field since it was pitch black, so
he decided to turn down a dirt gravel road for one last pass before heading home.
After getting only about 300 feet down the road, he sees what appears to be a man standing
off to the road about 75 feet away or so.
So this is where it gets silly, kind of.
Thinking it's somebody in need of assistance, Greenhog gets out of his truck and approaches
what he thinks is a person.
He shouts out to the guy but gets no response.
So he decides to get a little closer.
And when he gets to about 15 feet away, this is when he notices something's a little off.
Oh, at 15 feet.
Yeah, 15 feet.
So he's not magnetized, is what you're saying.
He wasn't drawn to him.
The entity was wearing what appeared to be a full-bodied silver metallic suit that he
said resembled thick aluminum.
And he was quoted as saying...
My dog is whining at the door.
He was quoted as saying, it looked like his head and neck were kind of made together.
He was real bright, something like rubbing mercury on nickel, but just as smooth as glass.
I don't know.
But like a thing people did back in the day.
Probably.
Let me get some mercury.
I'm going to rub it on this here nickel.
Yeah, you just snap open a thermometer.
But he said, like I said...
Go crazy that way.
Smooth as glass, different angles give different lighting.
When I saw him standing in the middle of the road, I immediately stopped the car and asked
if he was a foreigner, but no sound came out of it.
You from Sweden?
Oh my God.
Never seen anyone dressed like that.
It's like me in that Uber ride when we were first looking at Philly.
So you from around here?
You from around here?
Very foreign Uber driver.
The guy had spent a hand right at the back of an Uber.
So you from Philly originally?
Yeah, it was kind of like that.
He was that.
He was the metal man.
Are you a foreigner?
What, are you a foreigner?
But yeah, so...
Great way to ask that question.
It's like no better way to surely piss someone off.
You a foreigner?
Yeah, it was wild.
I mean, it is the South, so...
They don't take too kindly to them folk down there.
You think they'd learn.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
But anyways, he went on to also note that the being had an antenna sticking out of the
top of its head, moved in herky-jerky type motions.
Can you exhibit some of the herky-jerky?
Yeah.
Okay, so he's...
You can't see this.
Nick, describe what I'm doing.
It's like a drunk dad at a wedding trying to do the robot, but there's no legs being
moved.
It's just Dave's elbows just kind of going up and down.
Well, we are sitting crisscross applesauce on the floor, so I can't...
Oh, you can still get the little legs going.
There we go.
All right, so now it just looks like he's running in place.
So herky-jerky movements.
Yeah, so I'm actually going to show you a picture of this guy, and I want you to...
To describe?
Yeah.
This is...
It's been like a running theme on the show that I just show whoever I'm talking to.
So actually, I'm going to hold off on sending it to you.
You're going to hold off on it?
Yeah.
So now...
So let's get back to the story.
Oh, I'm here for it.
Now realizing that this wasn't just some lost Swede in probably something a little more
terrifying.
Some lost Swede?
Just a guy in a ski suit just like, oh, I'm from Sweden, yeah.
Oh, sorry.
I thought these were the Alps.
What is the difference?
What is the trail?
So now realizing it's probably something a little more terrifying, he grabbed his camera
and snapped four photos.
Oh, so he did get photos of it.
Yeah.
The first being just pretty much black photo with like a glint of silver in it.
The other three, however, show a very clear what appears to be a humanoid figure wearing
a full body metallic silver suit.
Kind of like the ones like volcanologists wear when they're like...
Going in the volcano.
Kicking around a volcano.
So...
It's a fascinating field.
Yeah.
I mean, before this is probably the most like clear one and it's fucking wild, dude.
So...
There's no way that this is real.
There's no way that someone saw this, right, and didn't immediately go, fucking kids.
Yeah, dude, right?
Like, that is clearly...
It's house insulation.
Yeah.
And I'm not one to like, you know, shit on crypts, especially aliens.
I'm very open to all of this.
You look at my book...
That's probably why I keep getting left by all these women, is the amount of alien books
and cryptid books on my bookshelves.
But that is...
Just screaming about UFOs.
Yeah.
You don't understand.
The accident was important to us.
We will them into existence.
This is literally someone with house insulation wrapped around them.
Yeah.
It's like a metallic beekeeper suit.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
But...
So, immediately after the last photo was taken, the being took off into the field.
And I mean fucking hoofing it, dude.
So, reacting fast, Greenhaw jumped in his...
Greenhaw jumped in his truck, took off into the field after this, what I wrote down as
a pint-sized iron giant.
So, my question is this, and again, this is more so like, not me not being open to these
things, but me being like a fairly avid hunter and a pretty open 2A guy.
Why not shoot it?
Hunter like for animals or like hunter like squatching?
I'm gonna say for animals, but like...
Call him maybe.
A little bit of both.
Yeah, gotcha.
Like, shoot it.
Well, it's made out of metal if it ricochets off.
That...
I'm telling you, you get the thing in the calf, it's going down.
Just one to the solid back of the calf.
It's made out of metal though.
It's made out of insulation.
We don't know that.
He, I mean, he could have shot it and if he had ricocheted, ricocheted.
It's not like it's gonna come directly back, the bullet's not gonna flip and go, haha,
jokes on you, Summerhaw.
What the fuck your name is?
What'd you call him?
Summerhaw?
You mixed both the names up.
But like I said, he took off into the field, so reacting fast, Greenhaw jumped in his truck,
took off into the field after him.
He was only able to get his truck up to about like 35, 40 miles an hour because he's driving
through a fucking field.
He wasn't able to accelerate to a speed anywhere close to what the metal man was doing.
So let me get this straight.
This thing is made out of metal.
Yeah.
Right?
Made out of metal.
Yeah.
And it's hauling ass at minimum like 50 miles an hour.
Yeah.
It's a pretty agile metal.
Well, I mean, you ever seen a bullet train?
And I don't mean the Brad Pitt movie.
It was a great movie.
It was so good.
I might watch that later.
It was fun.
It was a good movie.
Greenhaw later said that quote, he ran in a bizarre way.
Greenhaw, that's his name.
Greenhaw.
But he said quote, he ran in a bizarre way, seemed to have springs in the feet for propulsion,
could cover three meters in every way.
He was running faster than any human I ever saw.
You know, I got to say for someone from the South, the fact that he's using the term meters
instead of like feet, it's pretty well educated man.
Well, I mean, I feel like cop speak is always like, you know what I mean?
They always try to sound smarter than what they actually are.
That's true.
I infiltrated the perpetrator's residence and then, you know what I mean?
Instead of just saying, I walk into his home.
I walked into this guy's house and I said, hands on the ground.
And then I just started blasting.
And anyway, I just started blasting.
Now not long into this low speed field pursuit, Greenhaw lost control of his truck, landing
him in a ditch where he watched the metal man slip into the darkness, never to be seen
again, leaving Greenhaw with nothing but haunting memories and a couple of low quality photos.
What's he haunted by?
The fact that like he didn't think to drive faster or I don't know, whip out his revolver
and start blasting?
Oh, we're going to get into why this haunted him.
Oh no.
So interestingly enough, just a few days prior to this in October in, I hope I'm pronouncing
this right, Pascagoula, Mississippi, two men, Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker were fishing
off of a dock when they claim they were abducted by what some may have say have been like the
same metallic aliens.
Their description of them are very similar to Greenhaw's and that they were almost robotic
and metallic.
But their story ends with them both doing interviews, lectures, and even one of them
starting a production company that helps produce like UFO content and stuff.
Really?
Yeah.
Unfortunately for Greenhaw, the aftermath of his counter wasn't as fruitful, I guess
you would say.
He was met with obvious skepticism.
Yeah, because you probably went to the bar immediately afterwards and they were like,
Greenhaw, you fucking crazy.
Ever since Cheryl left you, you've been coming out with bullshit.
Don't tell me his wife left him because of this.
Not long after he left the force, some say voluntarily while others say he was fired.
The city council basically voted him out.
His marriage soon fell apart and then to add even more depressing icing onto this shit
cake, his house burnt down.
And for that we raised our Miller lattes to Sheriff Greenhaw.
Fuck the police, but this guy, he saw an alien.
He was 26 years old.
26?
He shouldn't be a sheriff at 26 years old.
That is a lot of responsibility.
But also there's 900 people in the town.
You know what I was doing at 26?
How hard is...
You know what I was doing at 26?
Probably cocaine with me.
I'm not even going to confirm or deny that.
But I was drinking and singing MCR songs at a Sonny's karaoke on Thursdays.
You do that now with me still in the house.
I should not be a sheriff.
I did run for sheriff though.
Did you really?
I swear to God.
I don't buy that.
Oh no, ask Jack.
I got like 50 votes in the town of Plymouth, New Hampshire.
You don't know what my campaign was?
Thanks for sheriff.
Abolish the police.
Small town, big heart.
That's good.
Small town, big heart.
That's good.
It's not really that small of a town.
Plymouth, New Hampshire?
I mean it is.
It's super small.
I don't remember the time that they burnt that city down because of pumpkin fuss.
No, that was Keen.
Oh, it was Keen.
There's no difference to me.
There's a hundred percent difference.
Keen are full of fucking animals.
It's all the same.
Anyways, no obviously you saw the photo.
Oh, I saw it.
I kind of can't get it out of my head.
So some people...
Can you send me that?
I want to make up the background of my photo.
Yeah, I definitely will.
So some people are going to send me that.
So some people obviously are saying it's a hoax.
Don't see why.
Oh, I can never see why.
It all seems super credible.
Oh, it's very legit.
Yeah.
One of the most legit cryptid alien sightings probably since the Betty and Barney Hill case.
Yeah, I mean I...
100 percent.
Hard to op.
But we don't know for sure.
We'll never know.
Yeah.
Whether it was a hoax or not, it's obviously up for debate.
It seems like if it was, it was like a pretty shitty gamble on Greenhaw's part since he
in literally no way profited from it and clearly lost more than he gained.
I mean my question is there is how did those other two buckos...
I can't remember.
I'm terrible with names.
It's fine.
How did they...
They turned it into like...
A thing.
Yeah.
Why not combine forces?
I mean there's a law on one side.
Yeah.
Think about it this way.
Even if there's only like 900 people in Folkville or whatever it is, 1200 people.
Well, back then it was like 980.
Okay, it's 980.
Yeah.
You have 980 people who put their faith in this year 26 year old, which again speaks
volumes about the fine folk of Folkville, Alabama.
Right?
So this is a man who's already on high pedestal and you have these other two kids who were
just fishing.
So the other two dudes, one was like 46, one was like 17.
I don't know if they were friends or whatever, but that's weird.
Could have been a dad and a son.
Could have been.
Why not just take those three?
Like we all saw the same thing.
Unite.
That's what's lacking in the UFO community.
There's no unity between abductees and encounters.
Maybe I don't know.
Some baby back bullshit is what it is.
But also it was six days, like the two dudes being abducted, that was six days before his
encounter.
I'm sure they went to the police, which would have been Green Hole.
Different time.
It was a different state.
Oh, completely different state.
Yeah.
So the two dudes were in Mississippi.
He's in Alabama.
I think if it's the same state, it might as well be.
They all have tornadoes and hurricanes.
There's banjos and both.
Yeah.
Although Mississippi, weird enough, some of the best sushi I ever had was in Mississippi.
That's disgusting.
No, dude.
It was a landlocked state.
No, it's the river.
That's not good.
That's literally, I'm going to quote you here, why would you ever order seafood from a landlocked
state?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Mississippi's not landlocked.
Do you remember that time that your wife and I ate a bunch of oysters and clams at Johnny
Brenda's?
She got violently sick.
I didn't.
Not you, but Mississippi's not landlocked.
Mississippi's not landlocked, is it?
I think it is.
No, dude.
It's right on the fucking Gulf of Mexico.
Is it?
Idiot.
But it is one state over in Alabama.
The more you know.
I'm starting to think that maybe, I don't think he would have heard of it, so it's not like
he would have been piggybacking off of what they said to make a hoax.
No, but at the same time...
It had to have been, but he probably didn't hear about their encounter until way later.
What year was this again?
73.
73, 73.
So I mean, Nightcap would have been created.
Right?
Buffon obviously wasn't, but Nightcap definitely was, because I want to say it's way after
the Travis... either way after or right, maybe even right before the Travis Walton
experience, also known as Fire in the Sky.
So there's people that know that this shit's going on.
It's way after the Betty and Barney Hill, obviously, because that was the late 50s,
early 60s.
Right?
Yeah.
But definitely, at some point, all these connections of like, oh, well this guy saw a metal man.
Well, like these two... a groomer and his groom-ee also saw this metal man about six
days before.
You know, we should probably link these three up, but probably keep the 46-year-old away
from the 26-year-old.
Yeah.
And the 17-year-old.
But those two were actually abducted, and they said that they were experimental.
I want to hear their story.
Well, I don't know it.
Is there anything?
Oh, no, there is.
I just didn't write an episode for it.
It's poor journalism.
I'm not a journalist.
I'm a fucking asshole who's getting drunk with my buddy in a 10 by 10 room sitting on
the floor doing a podcast.
I love every minute of it.
It's not bad.
But like I said, hoax or not, the metal man will stay shrouded in mystery and continue
to be just another weird one-off sighting of something unknown.
So that's basically the theme of the show, I realize.
We haven't done any reoccurring cryptids, you know what I mean?
I like these one-offs.
I agree.
The one-offs are, to me, way more interesting than a Bigfoot or like...
Let me ask you this, Dave.
Let's give the people what they want to know.
What are we talking about next week?
I don't know yet.
Probably the Pensacola Mississippi, whatever it's called, guys.
Pensacola's metal man?
Metal man part two.
You've heard it here first on cryptid cocktail.
Yeah, we could do...
I don't see why not.
Yeah, no.
I want to know what's going on.
Yeah, because that is...
I feel like there's some shit.
That is a weird story, I feel like.
I did read the story because I needed to know.
Can you give me like a 30 second recap?
Two dudes were fishing on a dock at night.
One was aggressively older than the other one.
And they got abducted and experimented on.
What experience?
I don't know.
We're not doing that now because it's not the episode.
We got time.
We don't.
We're coming up on a half hour.
That's how long the episodes are.
Maybe we'll do a little bonus episode.
You're telling me you can't do this in a minute and a half?
Would people like to hear a bonus episode?
I think... Being that I've listened to every episode and I text you about every episode.
You say every like I have a million, there's four.
I know, I love them.
This is fun.
I've listened to them like two times each.
I appreciate that.
I'm very proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
All right, on that note, we're going to sign off.
Then maybe we'll dick around and then I do have some things that we can do for a little
bonus episode.
I think we'll do that.
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I appreciate it.
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Thank you, Nick, for being on.
You've got a podcast.
Why don't you... You want to plug it real quick before we sign off?
Yeah, I'll give it a plug.
My good friend and I, Mike Caruso, used to work in a radio station together and we used
to call each other dad.
It's like a thing that we do with all of our friends.
We started a podcast called The Dadcast where Mike and I just get drunk and we put about
10 topics on the wheel each, or on a spinning wheel each.
We land on a topic, we figure out who it's going to, and then we just ramble about random
topics.
I love that.
Next episode's going to be about-
I want to be part of that.
Do you want to be?
I do want to be part of that.
I'll be a part of this.
You want to be a part of that?
I want to be a part of that.
Not like a permanent thing.
No, absolutely.
Yeah.
I think it'd be fun.
We're doing World War II ghost stories next week.
That's the theme.
Do we have to make them up?
No, no, no.
I literally spent like three hours in bed today just watching YouTube videos about World
War II.
You sound like me trying to do research for this show.
You know what I found out?
Reading is a fucking nightmare.
I hate it.
Yeah.
Podcasts in YouTube are where I get all my information from and it's probably not the
best.
Listen, you can come over to the house anytime.
You want to take some books out.
I got a library.
I just said reading sucks.
I'll get some highlights.
Oh, you get some highlights?
Notes in the fucking, what are they called?
Oh, dude, you should see my fucking The Exeter Incident book.
I have...
Mike got me a book for Christmas.
It's the Rendlesham Forest.
Oh, that's a good one.
So I think I might read that and actually do like a serious...
Yeah, it's like a really good, it's a really cool event.
It's fun.
Yeah.
It's weird.
I'll, you know what?
Read that and I'll give you Exeter.
I think you'd like Exeter.
Exeter, New Hampshire for those of you who don't know what I'm referring to.
Exeter.
That's why they had the Exeter UFO.
Dude, all right.
So really quick before we sign off, we have like...
A minute.
Yeah.
Anytime we say a city or a town that you probably think is in England, we're talking about New
Hampshire and or Massachusetts.
Just know.
And also if we're talking about a city that's named after a Far East country, it's probably
in Maine.
Yeah.
All those are in Maine.
Portland.
Egypt.
There's an Egypt.
Yeah, it's all...
White people are bad at coming up with new names.
Yeah.
They steal things.
No.
Including people.
White people are honest, hardworking Americans.
We do things by the book here.
I guarantee it.
It's not a fucking menswear house commercial, but like white colonials.
All right.
On that note, I guess we'll take a quick sign off and then like I said, just do this rating
review.
Go check out Dadcast.
It's pretty good.
It's funny.
I'm going to be a part of that because I just decided now.
And so...
We're recording later.
If you want to hop on, I'll send you the Riverside link.
Yeah.
Or I can just come over and I can bring my good mixer.
Fantastic.
And I can do some stuff.
I love that.
Get some good quality on that shit.
We can turn that guest room into a podcast room.
Yeah.
I'm into it.
All right.
Peace, everyone.
Thanks.
Thanks for watching.
Thank you.