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Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of cryptid cocktail party a show where we
Have a few drinks share a few laughs take a dive into the unknown. I almost forgot my own intro. I am your host Dave
Did you forget what we do on this show? Well, we skipped a week
So I have to get back in the role if we did skip a week and a week today
I'm joined by what should be a familiar voice
Nicholas Eisman, how you doing? Dave's pleasure to pleasure to be back on the show. Thank you for having me again
Yeah, it's great to be here. How you doing, bud? I'm doing pretty good. I'm currently at a bachelor party in Richmond, Virginia
My friends are doing some some wine tasting right now. That's really not my my thing riveting
So we'll hang over from last night
Yeah, it's been a week
Car died got my car right before I left for Virginia. It was sweet
Got to Virginia at like nine o'clock last night and walked into the Airbnb was handed a beer and a shot and I've been going
Since as a bachelor party should go, you know, yeah, I kept my notebook on me and by my notebook
I mean, it's a little sheet of paper that has been sitting in my car for the past week
I mean, what is what is a notebook really besides just sheets of paper?
It's just sheets of paper stitched together. Oh
Well Nicholas today we're gonna be doing something a little different
You wanted to tell me a story of a crypto that you think I have never heard of which I probably haven't so
Let me let me ask myself this am I a cryptids guy? I mean, yeah, I dabble well blah blah blah
So what you got for me?
all right, so we're gonna go to a
magical place in
North America
That is actually rumored to be a has rumored to been rumored to be a mob graveyard
since the 1920s
Hold on real quick. I
Misheard you for a second and I thought you said you said mob with a B, right? Mm-hmm. I heard mom
Yeah, it's not a mom graveyard. There might be some moms in there depending on who they owed money to but it has been a
I was like this is gonna be a mob graveyard since the 20s. It's gonna get real dark real quick. Holy shit. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, so we are gonna be
What kind of guess where magically? Yeah, you want to guess guess and see where we can go Tulsa, Oklahoma
No, am I close?
It starts with a T sort of Trenton
No, it's not in the East Coast. I don't know that where you go. Where are we being transported to today?
All right, so we're being transported to Lake Tahoe in Nevada. Well, that does not start with a T
That starts with an L sort of does okay, but you hear the word take Lake and it's Tahoe
All right, so besides the fact that Lake Tahoe has been a rumored, you know graveyard for the Mafia
It is also one of the largest lakes on the West Coast. It's but at certain points about 1200 feet deep
it's about 12 miles long and
And it is home to one of North America's very own lake monsters aka
Tahoe Tessie, Tahoe Tessie
Tahoe Tessie
I love it. I love Tessie. I am gonna be honest. I know the name Tahoe Tessie, but I literally know nothing about the actual
Animal
So it's actually pretty cool
Tahoe Tessie
There's been stories of a serpent-like monster in Lake Tahoe dating back to the 1800s from both. I'm gonna butcher this
the Wasahoe and Paiute tribes
People have been telling stories and literally since you know early to late 17 or early 1800s late 1700s
So there is quite a bit of history behind this obviously the name does you know get taken from the more popular and more well-known
Nessie of Loch Ness
I have tattooed to my arm
Because Americans are nothing but unoriginal if I oh yeah, we are we are a
Very lazy people when it comes to creating names for things. I mean yeah, Coca-Cola used to have cocaine in it
Come on. Come on. We need to get back to our roots
Back to our roots here
So yeah, I mean it kind of goes around the same lines of what Nessie is
Supportedly anywhere from 10 to 60 feet depending on or 10 to 50 feet in length depending on who sees it when they see it
And things of that nature
While there are a few different descriptions, it's mostly widely accepted that it does have that certainty placerataurus
I'm again butchering dinosaur names look kind of similar to what Loch Ness or what Nessie of the Loch Ness
Because my first question was gonna be as you said that there's been stories of a serpentine monster in the lake
But when I think of Nessie
Is that what you said?
Yeah, so I was thinking like a
like a like a big snake kind of thing, but you're saying the description more fits like Nessie and
What's the one from Lake Champlain?
Yeah, so I was thinking more like a plesiosaur is that what it is yeah there we go yeah, please yes, sir
Yeah, so is it like that or is it or is it like a snake not a snake? But you like a water dragon?
There's been a few different sightings most of the sightings do kind of have that plesiosaur
You know look to them for example one of the most well reported and most talked about sightings actually dates back to 1959
Where you know we have another great named police officer. Fuck yes. This is the best part of the show a
Fantastically named police officer so 1959 off-duty
police officer Mickey Daniels
Mickey
Mickey Daniels, he sounds like a fucking old Red Sox player
Like someone who is just belligerently drunk when he got up to bat like I'm talking about like Babe Ruth era baseball player
Oh, yeah, just like chugging fucking brandy right before he goes up like a
Very long cigar in his mouth yeah backwards ready to rock back when being an athlete just meant you had to be present and not
Physically fit you just had to show up. Yeah
Just like you're eating hot dogs by the pound
You got 15 dogs lined up from when you like fall over third base cuz you're too drunk
That's what a time to be alive
Time to be alive so so wait McDaniels
Mickey Mickey Daniels and McDaniels
Mickey Daniels is an Irish last name. What's all
sounds like a
like a WWE character a
wrestler
That's what it sounds like all right so so Mickey D saw something big Mickey D
Was named Big Mac well he has to be yeah his boat in
1959 was named the Big Mac which is fantastic I like that
So officer Mickey Daniels and his buddy were fishing
And they noticed that some of the wonder what I'm coming to them was getting very choppy and very rough
And then out of nowhere something nudged the boat now
This is not exactly easy to do considering the Big Mac was 43 feet long
I don't know if you're a seafaring person but a 43 foot long boat is a pretty hard to move
That's a big boat. Especially yeah, it's a big boat. You know I don't think if you were I don't think you're gonna need a bigger boat
But you might depending on what you're hunting
So originally his buddy thought that it was a you know could have been awake and
I immediately realized that it could not be awake and then awake could not have been awake
So he thought that it was a big boat and then he thought that it was a big boat
And then he realized that it could not be awake and then awake could not have shoved the boat with such force
And they both looked on their starboard side to see a very large V shaped shadow
Racing through the water now they were doing about 60 miles an hour now for all of you who are not nautical
enthusiasts such as myself
starboard means
right side
I kept reading I
Have a kayak that's as much seafaring as I do so starboard is right and then port is left
I only know that because port has the same amount of numbers
Numbers letters as left and then you got the bow and then the stern
Bow is the first turn is the back. Okay, sir. Is the back. Oh, yeah, cuz you yeah
Something new I used to go sailing all the time. Don't worry about it
Don't worry about it Nick don't look at me like that. I love you like a brother, but I can I can never see you sailing
I know I do that. I know how to I know how to put up a I know how to put up a jib
It's a sail. I know how to put up. Are you the main series? Yeah, I know how to sail. I had a weird childhood
I had a weird childhood. Anyways, I was white and grew up in New Hampshire. All right. All right
Well, okay then yeah, sorry about that
So that this creature was spotted underneath the water obviously was showed a
Very large, you know shadow just racing by the boat was doing about 60 miles an hour
So it's not like something couldn't hit it shortly or softly for it to kind of be rocked around. Yeah
Actually reared its head for a split second and Mick Daniels or Mickey Daniels actually spent his life
Walking around the Lake Tahoe Bay around the lake
Walking around the Lake Tahoe Bay or on the shoreline taking his kayak out taking his boats again
Pretty much up until the day he died in 2017
To you know try and catch another glimpse of this this creature because obviously he had heard stories before this and this encounter
Yeah, so this dude had one encounter in the 50s and then spent the next 65 years like dedicating his
God, I was like he was an avid fisherman. He lived in that region. So
I just but he yeah, you know, he quoted it. You know, there's a few articles from you know, local news station saying that yeah
He is like he wants to see it again. He was very interested
You know, he firmly believes in what he saw and then there was no record of his friend ever talking about it again
Couldn't find a thing. I just wish I loved something that much
Yeah, I mean same like nothing is ever like besides Star Wars
I guess but nothing is ever like I've never seen something about like that's who I am as a person. This is what yeah
I know Mickey Daniels Tahoe Tessie Hunter. Yeah, like I
Like that like that is dedication and passion right there like good for him. Oh, yeah, it must been super fucking frustrating though
That's the one thing like I
Like doing the show cuz I like researching cryptids and stuff like that, but I've never come across one where like I've been like, that's it
That's the one
This is this is the hill I will die on except for maybe the flat was monster only because I think we'd be best friends
And that's you I can see you being best friends of the metal man the Falkville metal man. Yeah
I don't know. All right. Sorry. I
Well me me not as the host is a really bad idea cuz I've baked this show go way off the fucking rails
But I love it. I'm having a great time. It's totally fine. I'm having a great time. So there's a few other sightings
Actually flash forward to 1979 for fishermen actually saw it hunting a school of trout
And this one was a lot more aggressive because it was literally well hunting around
Okay, and it kept causing so much wake in the water that their small fishing vessel was actually kind of pushed around a lot more
So Tahoe Tessie has a nest
You know the habit of knocking around on boats Tahoe Tessie sounds like I'm gonna assume it's a she Tessie sounds like a girl's name to me
But Tahoe Tessie sounds like she woke up and shows violence every day of her life
And shows violence every day of her life, and I love it. I respect her. Oh absolutely
Absolutely Tahoe Tessie is that girl in your school who like comes in and fucks with the bullies?
Yeah, but it's also a bully herself
Yeah, she's the bully of bullies. She doesn't like bully other people, but she bullies the bullies. She's almost like a large Marge from Pee Wee Herman
All right, I'll accept that so flash forward to a you know 79 they see it peering its head
Hold on real quick Nicholas stop clasping your watch. It's all I can hear
Sorry
ADD at its finest
I'm sorry, this is like really loud somehow that somehow it's louder than you talking and you're talking into a microphone
I don't know how that's happening
Sorry to all of us
So sorry, we're sorry
We're sorry
Yeah, so 79 it was spotted a hunting fish this happened a few times actually within that year
Oh, so this is this multiple times within the year
Multiple sightings yeah within the year there was a few people that you know actually talked to weird
California and weird, Nevada about seeing it hunting multiple times
Which is pretty cool because you don't really see or hear too many often or hear too often about stories of cryptids
Hunting other things which I think is interesting
I think the only time you hear about that is like big big feet. Is that the plural of big big big big foot big five?
I always just called big foot
Is that the big feats we're getting into weird foot we're getting to a weird thing
I feel like the only time you ever hear of like a crypt is like hunting like a store a story of a cryptid hunting is usually
Bigfoot is usually hunting you
Well, yeah, but I feel like it this kind of shows like the more
You know if you break down cryptozoology, it's literally just the study of unknown animals
So you're seeing like an animal in its natural habitat just hunting fish, which is pretty cool
And then fast forward to the 80s something like that
Oh, it'd be sick. It'd be absolutely sick and then in the 80s two other fishermen saw it
Going towards a location in Lake Tahoe called Cave Rock and then they watched it go underwater
I know but but hear me out
Okay, rock cave rock cave
It's not it's Nevada cave rock sounds like a really bad like like sitcom about like cavemen that like learn how to play instruments
Like a Disney Disney Channel show
Tats and it's voice
It's voiced by Nicolas Cage and Brendan Fraser. I was gonna say Jack Black
Look, he's also in it. He's the drummer. It's an all-star. It's like airheads, but with
Adam Sandler Brendan Fraser Jack Black and Nicolas Cage. All right. Yeah, I'd watch that
All right. So they were so these two fishermen they were heading up to Cave Rock great name
No, they see it heading towards Cave Rock and then it went underwater, right?
So it was heading, you know, what East Northwest South? Whatever was just heading towards Cave Rock?
They watch it, you know go back underwater
Never, you know not seen again for the rest of day
Until a couple weeks later two divers were actually, you know, diving around by Cave Rock and they see this creature
fitting the same description of Tahoe Tessie shoot out of the cave and left two very large prints fin prints underneath the water which confirms what the
I'm gonna get a bunch of these tribe names the Wasahoe and Pokhuit tribes claimed in the early 1800s
Did you said you said both those names different times both times?
But yes, the early tribes actually thought this creature lived underwater in a cave system actually kind of fitting where Cave Rock was and the theory behind that is that that specific cave actually goes into a canal system that reaches to other lakes.
Oh, which is pretty cool. Okay, because that's the same
Same theory that the, you know, everything behind Nessie is because right there's a few different reasons that a we haven't found them either a there's canals underwater which makes sense. Who knows.
Yeah, or B, you know, there's parts underwater that are lead to other underwater caves. Well the lock the Loch Ness also that that
Leads to the ocean doesn't it?
Yes, so we can go in and out. But the thing is with Lake Tahoe like even though it might go to other lakes. That's a pretty cool theory.
That's, that's a pretty landlocked fucking.
It's very landlocked.
First year Nevada is landlocked in general.
Yeah, but I guess I mean the blacks. I mean, alright, so we're gonna. I know you're probably not done with your story actually this is probably the perfect time to do this.
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I'll be back. So I wanted I was gonna cut you off and I figured it'd be a perfect time to play an ad for one of the other podcasts on our network real quick you know that's what that's what being part of podcast networks all about.
But what I wanted to ask you is that do you so do you think that.
Let me collect my thoughts.
So, as you know, Pangea.
You know the concept of Pangea.
All like all of that you like all the west coast of America at one point was underwater, I'm assuming.
So like do you think like as like the tectonic plate shifted and so this is my own theory like the shifted things you know do you think like as the water receded and like the lake form like do you think it's maybe like a like a dinosaur like that's something that just like got caught in it's basically like when a like when a crab gets caught in a tide pool, but there was never any tide to come back in and wash it back out to see.
It's funny that you say that because I actually had the same thought and apparently a lot of other people have the same thought because that theory is kind of that theory is actually kind of null and void because of the when Lake Tahoe was formed and that was formed after the last ice age and by the time that that ice age occurred.
So it was carved out.
Yeah, exactly.
The plasaurus was actually, you know, long since extinct.
All right, so then how I mean I get evolution, but this I mean, all right, so I get evolution, but I feel like there's not enough time for something to evolve into something like that and if there's only one of them in the lake that we know of.
So that we know of.
My only other thing would be like, it wouldn't be like a Tulpa thing that'd be fucking weird.
Well, I mean, my thing is more along the lines of, you know, especially if there is a canal system right we don't know how old that canal system is obviously like how had to be filled by something so maybe there was a shift in plates, or that canal system was actually
cracked wide open that opened up into Tahoe and these were able to kind of come in and out as they chose, much like the same theory with the Loch Ness Monster and the theories of champ. There's another one called I Lee I believe that's in the Chesapeake Bay or that's Chessy the Chesapeake Bay of Virginia.
All of these are actually you know kind of based off the same theory that at some point another canal system was opened. And these, you know, for lack of a better term dinosaur was able to kind of swim in.
Is this a is this a hollow earth theory, it sounds like a hollow earth theory.
Potentially, it sounds like a hot but is ogle pogo is that a lake monster. Or am I hallucinating that.
I'm pretty sure ogle pogo is like monster as well. I don't know dude there's there's so many lake monsters and they're all basically the exactly the fucking same.
I was like, you know, especially I mean how would it think of it this way. So the I want to say the earliest. If my memory serves the early one of the earlier settings of Nessie was in the late 1800s while the early you know, starting of Tessie was early to late to early 1800s depending on who you ask.
So for that kind of word of mouth to travel, and the same descriptions kind of heaven.
I mean, that's the same thing.
That's the same thing as like with like Bigfoot or Sasquatch like there's settings something that all around the world. There's no way that like, it's also the same thing as like, I have to get like religious because I don't believe in any of that but every culture in the world has a great flood
story all happening around the same time and there's no way they can all have that same thought process I guess for their mythology. So I guess it kind of makes sense. I don't know dude.
The world's fucking weird man.
The world was an empire.
I hate it so much.
But there's also like, all right, sorry, do you have more of your story I keep Ruby went off for a bit.
No, so I mean there's been a few sightings up until actually the last major sighting was in about 2004 to 2000. The original article that sighting was came out in 2004.
The woman interviewed about it in 2005, I kind of discredit it this a little bit just because it doesn't really match everything else in the way that it moves.
This is kind of like the 2014 Lone Frog Man sighting was clearly just a dude holding two flashlights over his eyes.
Yeah, exactly.
No, so I mean that the last reported sighting was in about was talked about in 2005.
There's a few news articles over in 2005.
But it's from an off duty.
Barton. Oh, so she's just getting off shift.
Yeah, she's just getting off shift she's driving around the.
Don't click that link just yet. She's driving around the shorelines trying to get home, and she apparently saw what she describes a very large animals swimming within the water, however, she said that it reminded her of how she saw a, you know, her dog swim and how she saw local bears swim you know rivers near her.
So it doesn't quite fit that description of being a serpent or a reptile and how the reptiles swim. It also doesn't really fit the bill of the description because the way that she described it as a large mass and it didn't really have a longer head or longer reptile, you know, look to it, but there have been, you know, people.
Exactly. It could also just be a bear.
Okay, could just be a bear. I don't know anything about the the the the wildlife in this area. So who the fuck knows. Am I exactly is this a picture of that you're sending me the picture. Yeah. So if you want to click a picture that I sent you in the chat, that's actually what Tahoe Tessie looks like.
All right. I'm worried that this might open up in the same tab. I don't think it will. But if it does, I'm sorry if this cuts off real quick.
Okay, it didn't. Thank Christ. All right, here we go. There's something out there. The enduring legend of Tahoe Tessie. Wait, is this? Hold on.
You sent me. So I'm assuming the first picture.
Can you describe. Hold on. Is this the first picture you tell me to describe the first picture underneath the headline that you sent me, because this is a dude on a way.
I'm going to take a look at the. This is a dude in a dinosaur onesie like for children standing on a paddleboard kneeling on a paddleboard holding it to fuck you.
Actually, this is kind of what both Mickey Daniels have said that this is kind of, you know, mostly pretty much what he saw and a few other viewers saw it. So it does look a little bit more menacing than the Loch Ness monster doesn't kind of have that.
I do. I'm just has more of a raptor look to it. Hold on. I'm just vibing with this dude in the fucking Tessie costume because I love this so much.
Oh, my God, it's adorable. Fuck out of here, man. All right. So what's so sad? Send me. Send me a real thing. You send it.
So the second one is mostly what people have seen.
I just sent you the link. Yeah, that's see, that's what I assumed it would be. Only this one looks like it only has two front fins and not four because I'm so it does have the foot. So obviously this is this renditioning does have the two fins.
But people have said that it does kind of have more of that raptor head.
Yo, this I was just going to say this fucking fuck this man. It's very clever girl. Tessie is a nightmare. All right. So hold on, dude. This is I hate this.
Yeah, it's like kind of terrifying. Yeah. See, this is not like see, this is why.
All right. So here's the here's what I found out about different cultures like like in Japan, they like the yokai, like the Kappa and all that stuff. But they always make them so fucking cute.
You know what I mean? Like in America is like, no, we're going to make this shit fucking scary. Yeah, like, dude, like, can we just like, come on, just make it wholesome for the family.
Well, I mean, even look at like the descriptions of Loch Ness or Nessie, you know, most of them, you know, for the most part, really don't look that aggressive. But at the same time, there's really been no reported instance of Nessie nudging into boats or even pick videos or accounts of Nessie hunting anything. Right. But there's quite a few accounts.
That's because Nessie came from the Black Lodge when after Alistair Crowley moved there.
Yeah. And it opened up the gate with the Star Child ritual. Exactly. Or moon child, whatever ritual he was doing. It was moon child ritual. It was moon child. OK. I don't think I don't even think he was doing that. I think just his presence brought like opened a veil and all these fucking cryptids started popping out.
Yeah. Valen. But yeah, that's Tahoe Tessie. I mean, sorry. That's Tahoe Tessie. I think it's really cool. I'm a big fan of Lake Monster, so I figured this would be a good a good little hop into it. No, I fucking that was good. I like that.
Dude, I see. So there's like a few cryptids that I don't fuck with just because like they're all like every sighting is the same. It's like like Bigfoot. Like I there's I mean, to say that there isn't some sort of like giant monster, not monster, but like the state is not like a primate living in the American frontier or wilderness that we don't know about is would be like saying there's no aliens.
We don't know. There's a lot of that shit's unexplored. But I just don't I don't buy into it. Lake Monsters and the same way. But this was a really good story. It's cool. My thing is I just don't fuck with Lake Monster because I because they're it's easy to say you saw something in a lake with no proof. You know what I mean? I could say I could say I went to Lake Winnipesaukee and saw a fucking monster. Right. I mean, I think that's isn't there something in Winnipesaukee like to begin with. Oh, I have no idea. Is there something for another time for another time? It probably is. It's probably called. And it's probably
called Winnie because it's awful. But now I mean, my thing is this. I mean, there is still so much that we don't know about, obviously, cryptozoology, because it is the research of unknown animals and all that fun stuff. But I think that there's something to be said about the fact that these things have been going on for at this point. Two hundred plus years. You know, it's definitely a and for all we know, it could have been a very large sturgeon. Right. There could have been very large fish in that lake. That's also a theory.
The thing is, it's always a large sturgeon. And you're telling me there's sturgeon in every fucking lake across the world.
See, that's why I'm conflicted, because I don't buy into lake monsters. I don't buy into Bigfoot.
But also the same time, like you can tell me that's a fucking bear. You can tell me that's a sturgeon.
I mean, I have this weird like I have this weird skeptic, but also believing brain where like both of my thoughts conflict one another and I can't get over it.
Oh, yeah. My thing is like. I like I don't know. I like being outdoors.
I like like like fishing. And I've seen like I've seen videos of dudes pulling out like monster surgeons, like 15 feet long, like 20 feet long.
And like I can you know, I could see that being perceived as a cryptid or things of that nature.
But, you know, that takes away the fun of like all the folklore that goes along with, you know, Nessie, with Tessie, with Winnie, with Chessie, you know, like all the ease.
Just to be clear, I'm pretty sure we made up Winnie. I don't think that's real.
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.
You know, you know, I'm going to I'm going to write a whole episode on Winnie just to see if I can get that to be a real thing.
Oh, I'm sure we can talk to some drunk people in Lakota.
I saw something in the water.
I'm going to fabricate the whole thing and I'm going to and I'm going to I'm probably going to work on that right now just to pass it off as a real episode.
But the thing is, we won't release it for like another year just to see if like.
Oh, and that's the April Fool's of 2024.
Oh, yeah, that wraps up Tahoe Tessie.
Dave, thanks for having me on the show.
It was a good time. Yeah, thank you for again.
I'm a terrible guest.
I this this episode went off the rails a billion times, but I had a lot of fun.
It was really fun to not have to like do any of the work.
But no, that was a blast, man. Thank you so much for coming on.
Dave, thanks for thanks for having me.
It's a pleasure, as always.
Thanks for taking time out of your bachelor party.
I'm going to go crack another one of these and I've had I've had four since we started recording.
Oh, I love that for you. Yeah, it's Saturday.
It's hot as fuck in here. I'm dying.
Yeah, what's the temperature up in old Philly right now?
Oh, I don't know about the temperature outside.
I just know that I had to close all my windows just now.
So there's no outside noise.
And now I'm in a like 10 by 10 room and I'm fucking sweating balls.
Popped a PBR. He's sweating. Hey.
So Nicholas, before we say goodbye, is there anything you want to plug?
Is there anything you want to say? Anything you want to do?
Well, I'd like to rule the world.
That'd be fun. OK, I meant like.
No, so I just started a sweet little watch business.
I'm going to be selling some some cooler nostalgic watches.
A couple have a bunch of Jurassic Park watches that I'm going to be throwing up there soon,
which is very cool. Very excited about that.
They plastic from the Burger King days.
Yeah, they're the Burger King days.
Oh, shit. Hold up. Oh, no.
I fuck. I don't know what I do with it.
Oh, I gave it away. I had the Burger King Boba Fett and Jenga.
Oh, nice. Yeah.
But I put it in someone's stocking for Christmas.
Love that for you.
See, if you want to give me a phone Instagram, it's Neo Vintage Nick.
Just just give me a follow.
I crack jokes and post memes if you're in the watches or in the, you know, nostalgia.
And yeah, give me give me a whirl.
Also, Nick's really good at marketing and like stuff like that.
You should just do that.
And by that, I mean, why don't I just make you in charge of the Cryptic
Cocktail Party Instagram?
Because I do not post as regularly as I should.
I would love that.
Send me the Instagram passwords and I will have a field day.
You heard that inundate Nick with all your Instagram passwords.
He definitely will take care of all your social media marketing.
No, absolutely not.
All right. Also, why don't we plug your your other podcast you got going on?
The The Two Dads One Cup podcast.
Oh, yeah. So my two dads, one cup, one of my very good friends, Mike Caruso,
and I have a show called The Dadcast.
We are currently on a on a little bit of a break before we do season two.
So we're working on some podcasts and getting things
like or working on some new episodes, getting some more content ready for you.
But we hope to be back up by May 15th.
So give us a follow at the Dadcast and find us on Spotify.
Yeah. Do all of that, please.
I was not paying attention.
But yeah. So thank you, Nick.
What do we got to follow us on Instagram?
It is at Cryptic Cocktail.
Follow us on Twitter.
It is also at Cryptic Cocktail.
I have posted three times on Twitter and I've had to put those numbers up
and ever like six months.
Those are rookie numbers. Yeah, I don't.
Twitter's a nightmare now, though.
I keep getting a bunch of fucking weird right wing bullshit and I can't handle it.
Let's see. We also have a co-fi.
If you want to help support the show, you can either do just a one time donation
or if you want a recurring donation, that's fine, too.
There's no perks or anything like that.
You don't get like cool stuff.
But I mean, whatever, if you want to help support the show,
that is Kodash five slash Cryptic Cocktail Party.
Well, I think that's it.
I don't think I have anything else.
OK, God save the Queen.