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depend on it. 14 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,320 Hello everyone. 15 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,920 Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party, a show where we have a few 16 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,760 drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 17 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:22,840 I'm your host Dave and I am once again joined today by the energy boy himself, Colby Clark. 18 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,200 How you doing handsome? 19 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,680 I'm so full of energy right now, Dave. 20 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:32,840 I ate food and I processed it and I made it into energy. 21 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,840 Can you believe that? 22 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:38,520 Yeah, you ate, you turned carbs into energy, protein into energy. 23 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,640 Whatever they got. 24 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,640 Energy into energy. 25 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:41,640 You are just, what did you say earlier? 26 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,240 You are just a liquid ball of energy after any good meal. 27 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,240 Liquid energy. 28 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,240 As it should be. 29 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,240 Fucking get those gains, King. 30 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,240 How's it? 31 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,240 Yeah. 32 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,240 So how you been? 33 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,240 How's life? 34 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,240 What's going on? 35 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,560 Is this the last time I talked to you about a week ago? 36 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,560 I'm doing good. 37 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,560 I'm doing good. 38 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,120 Same old, same old. 39 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,360 Just chugging along, you know? 40 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,680 Yeah, well, you are a guitar player, so I wouldn't expect anything less. 41 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,680 Hey. 42 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:12,360 And the best one's coming, I don't even mean to. 43 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,360 How have you been? 44 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,360 I've been good. 45 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:18,880 I've been getting really, so I downloaded TikTok and I was going to use it just to like 46 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:23,640 look for weird cryptids and alien shit, but I got really big into, now hear me out. 47 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:24,640 Okay. 48 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:29,440 There's a TikTok where it's just a dude who goes around with a metal rake and finds clogged 49 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:34,560 drains like on the side of the road and he unclogs them and then all the water just goes 50 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,560 into the drain. 51 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,040 That's the most satisfying. 52 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:41,320 I seriously was scrolling for like an hour and a half earlier today just watching those 53 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,880 videos. 54 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,880 That's what I was going to say. 55 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:48,480 I bet it's, you would think initially like, oh, that's a really nice thing he's doing. 56 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,920 That gives me a lot of satisfaction. 57 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,320 He's cleaning those. 58 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,200 But then really what everybody's getting from it is that it's just, it's so satisfying. 59 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,200 Dude, it's. 60 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,200 All the yuck. 61 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,000 I'm like almost embarrassed to like, but dude, it's a game changer. 62 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,440 If you ever just need to like vibe for a minute, just watch those. 63 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,920 The world melts away. 64 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,520 Oh, I love a good clean drain. 65 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:15,240 You know, I just threw some, just threw some drain in my bathroom thing earlier and I tell 66 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,200 you, I like it. 67 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,840 Get the foam, the foam, the foaming one. 68 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:21,840 It did not. 69 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,840 It didn't foam. 70 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:23,840 So I don't think so. 71 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:24,840 I don't know. 72 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,840 I don't know if I think it's. 73 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,000 All right, Colby. 74 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:36,360 Well, introductions out of the way, you said your piece about how you're doing. 75 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,360 Sure. 76 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:45,600 How do you feel about the state of Kentucky? 77 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:54,440 Fried chicken and just like that part of the country. 78 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,440 I didn't. 79 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,080 I didn't ask what comes from Kentucky. 80 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,360 Ask how you feel about it. 81 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,600 Unless, unless fried chicken is an emotion that you feel on a daily basis. 82 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,640 You are the energy boy. 83 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,640 Same answer. 84 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,640 Same answer. 85 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,640 OK. 86 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:14,960 That's, that's really the only feeling I'm, I'm, you know, I'm neither here nor there 87 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,360 when it comes to Kentucky. 88 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,360 Never been. 89 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,360 OK. 90 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,360 Yeah. 91 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:23,360 I know it's a state in the United States of America. 92 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,360 Oh, that's right. 93 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,360 Oh, they mash. 94 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,360 They do the monster mash. 95 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,360 I was waiting for it. 96 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,360 I knew it was coming. 97 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,280 Oh, all right, Colby. 98 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:40,280 Well, today I'm going to tell you a story. 99 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:46,600 It's probably one of the most harrowing and crazy UFO slash alien encounters that I've 100 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,320 probably ever heard of. 101 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,920 And it's probably one of the most important ones. 102 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,920 It's one of the most well documented ones. 103 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:59,400 I don't know if there's like a ranking system as far as like important alien slash UFO sightings, 104 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,720 but this definitely ranks up there. 105 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:07,280 This is called the Kelly Hopkinsville encounter with the Hopkinsville goblins. 106 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,520 Oh, goblins. 107 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,080 Goblins. 108 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,080 I like that. 109 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,080 All right. 110 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,280 I like that goblins did something important in history. 111 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,040 Really makes a staple for them. 112 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:23,360 I feel like they've they're always just kind of, yeah, whatever goblins. 113 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,360 They get a bad rap. 114 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,800 I'm worried about them. 115 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,800 Yeah. 116 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,800 Yeah. 117 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,360 I mean, this does not paint them in a in a good light either, but at least they made the 118 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,360 news, you know. 119 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,360 Sure. 120 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,360 Sure. 121 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,200 Hey, I feel like a lot of a lot of goblin news has swept down to the rug thanks to the 122 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,960 liberal media. 123 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,440 But no goblin news is good news. 124 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,080 I mean, that's probably true. 125 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,080 But anyways. 126 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,080 Yeah. 127 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:53,880 So the story goes that on the evening of August 21st and August 21st, 1955, in the small farming 128 00:05:53,880 --> 00:06:00,840 village of Kelly, Kentucky, just a short drive north of Hopkinsville, Elmer Sutton, his 129 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:08,160 wife, Vera, their friends, Billy Ray and June Taylor were visiting his mother. 130 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:12,600 Those names are definitely from Kentucky. 131 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:21,400 They were visiting Elmer's mother, Glennie Langford and his half siblings, Lonnie Charlton 132 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:26,120 and Mary Langford at his mother's very small farmhouse. 133 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,120 His brother, J.C. 134 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:34,600 Sutton was also there with his his wife, Elena, and her brother, Opie Baker. 135 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:38,160 So you really made sure to get all their names this time. 136 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,160 This is this involved. 137 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,720 I really appreciate that. 138 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:46,920 This involves 11 people in this very small farmhouse, just like crammed in there. 139 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,920 Yeah. 140 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:55,800 Now, as far as I could gather in researching this, which I did very minimal of mostly because 141 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:59,280 everything I read and listened to and watched, it was all the same thing. 142 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,440 So I kind of just get all my information from one or two sources. 143 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:06,880 But as far as I gather, there was no running water, only a couple of electric light bulbs 144 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:11,400 and no bathroom, just like an outhouse out on the edge of the yard. 145 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,680 Now I'm not I'm not giving you these details to be like, look how poor these fucking hillbillies 146 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,680 are. 147 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:21,360 I just want to illustrate how rural and out there that this farmhouse is like. 148 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,600 OK. 149 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,360 How far away from help they might be. 150 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,360 Exactly. 151 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,960 If if there were a goblin scare, if there were if there was a goblin attack, you need to 152 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,680 know what you like the terrain you're going to be working with. 153 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,520 But anyways, back to the story. 154 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:41,120 So around sunset, like seven o'clock or so, after the family's just finished eating the 155 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:45,840 dinner prepared by Mrs. Lankford, everyone started to settle in to play a game of cards. 156 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:50,880 Now Billy Ray, feeling a bit parched, decided to step out real quick to go to the well. 157 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,360 Again, there's no running water. 158 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:56,440 So he had to go up the bucket and fetch some drinking water. 159 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:02,600 As he gets to the well, he notices in the sky, he saw a metallic object streaking through 160 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:08,040 the sky that he described as looking like an egg shaped metal tub with an exhaust trailing 161 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:13,320 behind it that he said contained all the colors of the rainbow. 162 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,320 Is that a vacuum? 163 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,320 Yeah. 164 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,480 For a second there, I thought aliens were interrupting our signal for a minute. 165 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,160 And I was like, God damn, this is not perfect timing. 166 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,280 I don't know what is. 167 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:33,040 It's a little tiny little tiny carpet goblins. 168 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,640 Get them now. 169 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:39,800 But yeah, so you saw what he said was an egg shaped metal tub with an exhaust trailing 170 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,440 behind it that he said contained all the colors of the rainbow. 171 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:49,760 He then watched it slow down and then descend down below some trees a bit aways from the 172 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,520 farm. 173 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:56,240 Now coming back into the house, Billy Ray told the group what he had just witnessed 174 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,760 and was immediately met with laughter and ridicule. 175 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,920 And they were writing it off as him just having witnessed a shooting star or something like 176 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:08,040 that, which I mean, I get that sounds pretty insane to say to someone. 177 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:12,720 But also what he described kind of does sound like that minus the stopping midair and landing 178 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,200 behind a bunch of trees. 179 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:19,440 I mean, I was going to say was there's something in that well, you know, but if they're all 180 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:23,760 drinking the well water, do you mean like something like a brain parasite that made 181 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:28,720 them all kind of slowly go insane or psychedelics, but similar? 182 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,720 Yeah. 183 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,720 OK. 184 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,720 Yours is probably more plot. 185 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:35,440 I feel like they both could happen, but that's not what happened. 186 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,840 Every color. 187 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:44,560 Who describes something as having every color other than somebody who is in in that area? 188 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:49,340 You know, I don't think they mean like it was every color all at once. 189 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,720 It was like it was like a rainbow. 190 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:56,360 Point to me on on the egg shaped tub chartreuse, my friend. 191 00:09:56,360 --> 00:10:00,920 Every color of the rainbow, Colby, not like. 192 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,760 Not every color. 193 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,720 I got a different rainbow than you. 194 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,640 Fair enough. 195 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:13,440 But even his wife, June, when asking for reassurance with her that she believed him, she couldn't 196 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,720 hold it together and just laugh straight in his face, which is not going to lie. 197 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,960 I hope my wife would respond the same exact way. 198 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:21,960 That's the proper response. 199 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:22,960 It really is. 200 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:23,960 Yeah. 201 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:30,800 Now, about a half hour to an hour later, around 8 p.m., the family dog, whose name I don't 202 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:37,040 know, but I'm assuming it's the bestest of boys, began to bark aggressively and violently. 203 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,960 Now wondering what all the hullabaloo was about Billy and Lucky. 204 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:40,960 I forgot. 205 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:41,960 Does it got him lucky? 206 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:46,280 How did he get that name? 207 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:51,800 No, oh, Lucky got his name because he worked for a traveling carnival. 208 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:56,080 And while he was working with the traveling, he's this is this is Emmett or Emirate, whatever 209 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,280 his name is, that his nickname is Lucky. 210 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:02,040 He got tattooed on his knuckles. 211 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:07,240 The word lucky like on his fingers and no, all of them, including the thumb. 212 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,240 Don't. 213 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:12,920 OK, I was going to say we are in Kentucky. 214 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:13,920 Spell things however you want. 215 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,520 Ain't no laws about spelling. 216 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,520 Yeah. 217 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:24,520 So he's they're all visiting his mother because he's on break from the traveling carnival. 218 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,240 But I should I forgot to mention that his nickname was Lucky. 219 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,560 But Billy and Lucky got up. 220 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,560 I did you a disservice. 221 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:33,880 I'm sorry that it's like as like a side story, like a B story. 222 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:34,880 He's making this up. 223 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,880 There's no way. 224 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,400 Like I was just going to say it was like a flip of a coin. 225 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,400 And then they were good. 226 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,400 Like, well, no, you call them lucky. 227 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,800 I guess he got his name because he worked for a traveling circus and got lucky tattooed 228 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,480 on his hands. 229 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,480 That's fantastic. 230 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,480 Yeah. 231 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:53,320 But so Billy and Lucky, sorry, Billy Ray and Lucky got up to investigate. 232 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:57,960 They head out the back door to check on the dog, which when they got out there, the dog 233 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:02,600 got really quiet, its tail tucked between its legs and it hit under the house and they 234 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,480 didn't see the dog again until the next day. 235 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:10,280 It was then that they looked out into the fields and saw an odd glow coming towards 236 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,360 them as it got closer. 237 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,720 They made out what looked like a small man. 238 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:19,280 Once it got even closer, they realized that what they were seeing was not a man at all, 239 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:23,280 but something not of this world. 240 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:31,720 Now, according to the witnesses and the Center for UFO Studies casebook on the encounter, 241 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:36,340 which I got a lot of this information from the creature they saw, they described as being 242 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:42,200 about three and a half feet tall with an oversized, almost perfectly spherical head, arms that 243 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,200 were too long. 244 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:47,960 They almost scraped the ground with massive hands that had talons on the ends of it. 245 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:52,240 It had big eyes that glowed yellow and the eyes were neither on the front of the head 246 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,240 or on the side. 247 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,960 It was like somewhere in the middle. 248 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,400 It kind of looks like a like a nightmare Funko pop, if you know. 249 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,400 Right, right. 250 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:06,520 No, I mean, that's that's Mike Wazowski for sure, until you said two eyes. 251 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:10,760 Oh, just before that, that was fucking Mike Wazowski. 252 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,440 My friend had a body just didn't have a neck. 253 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:21,280 So it had it had like an almost perfectly round head just sitting on top of shoulders. 254 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,000 Nice. 255 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,360 I mean, evolution has finest, right? 256 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,720 What do I need a neck for? 257 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,880 What is it doing there? 258 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,840 Just mouth to stomach. 259 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,120 That's all I need the food to do. 260 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:35,280 We got to be able to like, I guess you could just turn your whole body the look like look 261 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,280 driving with. 262 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,280 Oh, yeah. 263 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,280 It sounds like a nightmare. 264 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,280 You kidding me? 265 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,200 I have to swivel my entire being just to take a left. 266 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,200 Yeah, no, that's not ideal. 267 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:53,000 No, but definitely not put it on the blinker then. 268 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,720 So the creature was also said to look as though its whole being was made of silver metal that 269 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:02,200 emitted light just like that of the quote radium dials on a watch. 270 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:07,280 Just to remind you again of the time period we're in back when they used to put nuclear 271 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,320 waste on watches to make them glow. 272 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,320 That's a thing. 273 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,320 You didn't know that? 274 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,320 No, no. 275 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,320 Oh, dude. 276 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,640 So a bunch of women back in like the 50s or 60s, they all got cancer and they all like 277 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,640 almost died. 278 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:24,200 And it turns out because they were dipping their paint brushes in radioactive material, 279 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:30,520 the paint on the watches, so the clock glue, but they would lick the they would lick the 280 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:34,000 paintbrush every time they before they did it, not realizing what was happening. 281 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 They all got cancer. 282 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah. 283 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,640 They're called the irradiated ladies. 284 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,640 Look it up. 285 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,640 Dang. 286 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,440 We should do an episode on that. 287 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,640 I don't know if that's it's not it's just pertinent to goblins. 288 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,120 But damn, it's wild. 289 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,600 Yeah, dude, the 50s and 60s were a wild time. 290 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,160 But lawless, lawless land. 291 00:14:56,160 --> 00:15:00,640 So the creatures, the creature was approaching the two men with its hands raised and moving 292 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,120 with his hands raised above his head like someone else like like, I don't know if it 293 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:09,200 was like I come in peace or I don't know if it was trying to act do or maybe it was like 294 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,160 he saw taller animals and they did like what you do to bears. 295 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,160 Just make yourself big. 296 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,160 True. 297 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,160 Yeah. 298 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,160 Yeah. 299 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:20,720 They don't get many channels in space, but they do get in that geo. 300 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:29,240 Now, like any good story that I've ever told involving aliens, cryptids or the unknown, 301 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:36,580 the two men upon seeing this metallic Danny Devito esque type creature, they immediately 302 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:38,480 armed themselves. 303 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:43,320 Now lucky grabbing his 20 gauge shotgun and a 22 rifle for good old Billy. 304 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,300 They move slightly into the house for cover. 305 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:50,000 The two men waited for the goblin to get within 20 feet of the back door when they both opened 306 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,240 fired on it. 307 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:56,560 And upon being shot at, the goblin made the most grandest of exits by doing a bunch of 308 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,400 flips and shit and then just ran into the woods. 309 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400 No. 310 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,400 Is a gymnast, too? 311 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,400 Dude, it just was. 312 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,640 Now the two men retreated back in the living room where the rest of the group was gathered 313 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,200 when another creature appeared in the living room window. 314 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:18,920 JC, now the one armed with the shotgun, along with Billy and his 22 fired through the window 315 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:25,720 at it and apparently hitting it where again it did another flip and then vanished. 316 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,860 So the men decided now was a good time to go outside and investigate. 317 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,160 They wanted to know if they actually hit the thing. 318 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,160 So Billy was the first out the door armed with his rifle. 319 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:40,240 And as he was about to step off the porch, the rest of the group inside watching noticed 320 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:48,200 a large hand come down from the overhang and with its clawed hands, grab at his hair. 321 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:52,840 Now Billy's wife grabbed him, pulls him back inside and Lucky runs out quick past him off 322 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:57,520 the porch, swings around, fires the shotgun up at the overhang and blasts that fucker 323 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,160 straight off the roof. 324 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:03,440 Now at this point, Billy notices another one up in the maple tree off to the right. 325 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,240 So Lucky and Billy fired up at it, knocking it back off the tree where it floated down 326 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:11,440 to the ground where they shot it again before it ran off into the woods. 327 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:15,480 At the same moment, another one comes out from around the corner of the house right 328 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,880 in front of Lucky. 329 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,880 It's uncertain if this was a new one or the same one that he had blown off the roof upon 330 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,880 going outside. 331 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:26,880 But other way, he raised his shotgun, fired at it point blank range. 332 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,720 Lucky said that the sound it made when he shot it was like shooting a metal bucket. 333 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:35,320 But just like the others, this little fucking creature did its little gymnastics routine 334 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,600 when shot and then just scurried away. 335 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:45,000 Unsure what to do now, considering that these little bastards seem unfazed by mortal munitions. 336 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,960 The two men retreated back into the house to like devise a plan. 337 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,440 It was then that someone decided to turn on the outside lights. 338 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,080 Why they waited until now? 339 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,600 I have no idea. 340 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,840 But once the outside lights were on, they noticed that the creatures would only approach 341 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:04,480 from the darkened parts of the yard because the entire yard wasn't illuminated. 342 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,680 I think it was just the front and the back. 343 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:12,920 So I don't know if this was like a tactic to stay hidden, like as they advanced towards 344 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,800 the house or because they had a version to light. 345 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,800 I don't really know. 346 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,800 But who knows? 347 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 Yeah. 348 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:28,960 So Dracula's little Mike, little Mike was outskis that feed on was outsky blood. 349 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,960 Yeah. 350 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:34,320 Little Danny DeVito Dracula's dude at first. 351 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,920 When you said he appeared from the window, like it like was like, oh, that sounds super 352 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:39,920 spooky. 353 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:46,040 Like, I just can't not picture a little green white Mike was out here now and it's ruining 354 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,300 the darkness of this. 355 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,960 So far as a wild story, though, right? 356 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,840 Yeah, absolutely wild. 357 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:58,440 Look, Lucky is is, you know, the guy that you need when shit's going down. 358 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,480 He's like, watch his box ran right out there, flipped around. 359 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,720 He's like hillbilly John Wick, dude. 360 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,680 He's fucking shooting left and right. 361 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:11,580 His instincts were on point like fucking shits in a tree. She's on the roof and he's fucking bum bum bum like 362 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:16,440 Okay, like he's a fucking badass dude. He's fucking Keanu crick 363 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,440 Don't matter crick he's by you Reeves 364 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,400 Now the timelines events after this are kind of spotty 365 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,280 Because it's like everyone in the house wasn't like keeping a fucking 366 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:40,740 Journal of when what events happened when they just know that these events happened 367 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:46,700 But what I could gather barely turn the lights on see I don't write some surprise they worked now 368 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:50,140 Right then and shoot them all up 369 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:56,600 Fucking dude, right? They were just blasted. Just this is the perfect Danny DeVito, and then I started blasting 370 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:02,600 Also in the middle of nowhere. I almost forgot that yeah, they're nowhere. It's farm. Yes 371 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:08,240 Yeah, there's no there's no streetlights. No, dude. There's all they have is like the moon 372 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,340 And I don't know if you've seen the moon lately 373 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,700 The bitch ain't that bright 374 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,380 Dim the dim light 375 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,700 Yeah, it could be better. We could do better 376 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:25,980 Yeah, it's 2023 guys. Can we get a brighter moon or what thanks Biden? 377 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:30,460 Another lost for the left 378 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,020 I 379 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:43,860 Just know it was him. There's no way it was in him. He dimmed the moon by 2% I know it. Let's go Brandon 380 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:50,100 Go Brandon all right 381 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:56,900 Now like I said the timeline of events of this are kind of spotty 382 00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:00,940 But from what I gathered the next thing that happened is they heard a tapping noise on the roof 383 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:06,300 So the two men went out back and shot it off the roof where it floated to the back fence 384 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:12,920 Is he those these things don't fall they float I don't know if floating yeah, yeah, so so it floated down 385 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:19,620 Off of the off of the roof on and it floated to the back fence about 40 feet away where it perched for a bit before 386 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:22,980 They shot it again knocking it to the ground where it ran away on all fours 387 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,700 That was around 11 p.m. 388 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:29,140 when the Sutton slash Langford families decided 389 00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,260 They got to make a break for it 390 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:36,140 So they all got out of the house hopped into two different cars and sped down to the Hopkinsville police station 391 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:39,860 Which is about I think it said like a half hour away, and they were speeding the entire way 392 00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:42,640 So I'm assuming if they were doing the speed limit was probably a lot further away 393 00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:51,680 Right right yep now the whole confrontation from when Billy saw the UFO to when they decided to get the fuck out of there 394 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:56,740 It lasted four hours the number of rounds fired that night is unknown 395 00:21:56,740 --> 00:22:03,380 But according to one researcher he said that the neighbors who could hear the shots in the distance described it as sounding like a small war 396 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:11,620 There is also no telling how many of these things there were some reports put the number at 12 to 15 others say it was no more than four 397 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,860 That just kept coming at them from all directions 398 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:21,300 There were several times when they thought they drove them away for good only for them to advance on the house again all in all 399 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:26,100 This happened six different times. There's six different waves in that four hour span 400 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:30,860 Which should probably explain why they waited so long to leave the house to go for help because they didn't know if these fuckers 401 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:36,940 Was like waiting in the tree lines just like waiting true like true. I don't know if it's one or many 402 00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:42,740 Yeah, all right. That's where we're at right now in this war. It could be you never I don't know in this more 403 00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:45,300 Yeah, it's all it's all a nightmare 404 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:49,060 Absolutely, so once they arrived at the station 405 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:55,940 They were so visibly shaken and filled with like genuine terror that the police even after hearing a group of people got into a one-sided 406 00:22:55,940 --> 00:23:02,100 Firefight with three foot tall metallic aliens had like no choice, but to like believe their story as genuine 407 00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:08,380 So this is the city police the state police three deputy sheriffs from different jurisdictions 408 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:16,000 As well as military police from the nearby army fort fort Campbell were all dispatched to the farmhouse with the family following behind 409 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:21,220 Okay. Now once they're the authority authorities at a thorough investigation of the property 410 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:27,100 And the house with the family refusing to go back inside until they were certain that they were gone 411 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:32,060 And once the cops gave the all clear and after obviously cracking jokes at the family's expense 412 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:37,900 The Suttons and the family they all they all went inside to try and get some rest but 413 00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:40,860 dot dot dot 414 00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:44,820 That wouldn't last very long because the matriarch of the family mrs 415 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:48,100 Langford was laying in bed and in around 2 30 a.m 416 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,540 She noticed a faint glow coming from her bed bedroom window 417 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:57,640 She looks over and sees one of the creatures come up and put its hands on the window and just stare into the room 418 00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:04,340 So so wait so have these creatures ever like 419 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:11,060 Was it reported that they attacked at all or they just kind of like they just want to watch well 420 00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:13,300 here's the thing so I didn't put this in the story because 421 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:20,900 It's just like it was the whole thing, but so mrs. Langford the mom of everyone and like the grandmother of everyone 422 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:26,340 Mm-hmm. She was the only one who was like they're not they haven't attacked anyone 423 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:31,980 They've been coming here with their arms up like we should stop we should stop shooting at them like 424 00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:34,820 Sure, just kind of just let them be like maybe they'll just 425 00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:40,640 Investigate then move on because I don't on our five somebody put some logic was like well, you know 426 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,840 Why don't what if we thought about this a different way? 427 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,360 No 428 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:52,800 They never actually attacked the only time they that they anything was when one of them reached down off of the 429 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:59,760 Overhang at the front door to like in like grab Billy's hair, but I don't know if that was just like a 430 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:06,960 So you got yeah, because I picture him having I picture him having a mole. It was Billy Ray Cyrus 431 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:13,920 Right. He shook his little rat tail. He's like this is how we say hello right? You don't know you just have fun 432 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:18,020 He's like a cat, you know cats hide behind a door and then when you walk by a bats your leg 433 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:24,800 Right, just if aliens came down to earth and they saw like dogs playing they'd be like stop them. They're hurting each other 434 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:29,000 No, that's just how they play. Yeah, it's a message that that's how Mike 435 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,760 Mike 436 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,920 Frank 437 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:40,200 Trying to I'm trying to combine the names now. I got you like me like Mike Vito 438 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,040 So she says hello 439 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:52,900 She called out to the rest of the family to come out check out this intergalactic peeping Tom and of course lucky 440 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,920 Perks right the fuck up and is like I'm a shoot it and the mom just like 441 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:03,280 For fuck's sake don't shoot it. But like he's like, yeah, nah, dude 442 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,800 I'm a shoot it so he does and obviously doesn't do shit 443 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:11,440 Yeah, not much. Not much is known about the second wave of visits that day 444 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:16,920 But the creatures came and went throughout the night and early morning with the last being spotted just before sunrise 445 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,640 of that Monday August 22nd 446 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,520 the 447 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,520 subsequent investigation the morning after 448 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,840 Turns up nothing but the story makes national news 449 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,640 It's actually from this encounter that the term little green men is coined 450 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,280 So if you ever heard anyone in pop culture referring to little green men 451 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,200 It's because of this and it's because of a misquote in a newspaper 452 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,600 They said little gray men, but they misquoted them as little green men and then it kind of just took 453 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,760 Look off from there. All right 454 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,480 so obviously with this being a national news story of 455 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,400 Word got around town and obviously 456 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:58,660 The family was ridiculed and made fun of because it is rural, Kentucky in the 1950s 457 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:03,740 So about ten days after this the family just uproots and moves to escape the gossip 458 00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:07,540 We were to cool from the town folks and they stay away for all for a few decades 459 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:13,660 After a while life just kind of goes back to normal and no one really thinks about it. This is until 460 00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:18,860 2010 when the town of Kelly or sorry the village of Kelly 461 00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:24,180 Demoted no, they were always a village they were hurting for money and it needs some of those 462 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:27,360 They're they just need some of that sweet sweet tourism money son 463 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,440 We're right 464 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:35,160 So a group of residents remember that time back in the 50s when a family was terrorized by aliens and then driven away from their 465 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:40,760 Home due to the town talking shit about them. So they decided to throw the first annual little green men festival 466 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:46,560 Nice nothing more American than profiting off the misery of your neighbors, but whatever 467 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,420 I think it's fucking disgusting and they should all be ashamed 468 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,280 But yeah, so 469 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,880 That's a story of the Kelly Hopkinsville incident in the Hopkinsville goblins 470 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,800 Dang. Yeah goblins, man 471 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,560 You know is 472 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:13,820 You don't often think about the goblins and and and they're and they're you know goblin hordes 473 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,760 But you know whenever I'm reminded of the goblins and 474 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:25,080 And what they do I just I just think they're a fun bunch and just nobody gets them, you know, right? 475 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,940 They're really misunderstood. They came out there with their hands up 476 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,720 Now again either to symbolize that they were coming in peace or they were afraid of you 477 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,120 I thought you were some sort of barons wanted to make themselves bigger 478 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:43,000 Right. He was saying dude. Do I have something on my belly? Can you look underneath my belly and see please? 479 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,980 Oh, sir. I just call you in passing. Oh, please. Oh, you're 480 00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:48,980 shooting at me 481 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:54,620 I'm sorry to tell you you're not gonna get by my bulletproof skin, but you can keep going. I'm just oh 482 00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:57,820 training for the Olympics now 483 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:01,460 Here we go 484 00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:06,180 Sounds like a really sweet sweet creature, right? He's a good boy. I 485 00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:10,880 Don't really know somehow this ties into the flatwoods monster in some way 486 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,820 And I don't know how or why and I didn't bother looking into it 487 00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:17,940 But I always these two stories are always told kind of simultaneously 488 00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:21,380 Okay. All right, not interested. No 489 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:30,300 I'm sorry. The flatwoods monster is what you refer to as the flat-footed creature. Oh 490 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,420 Yes, right 491 00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:37,780 Well, that was a that was a mix-up on my part. How's it the best has 492 00:29:37,780 --> 00:29:44,060 Very uneven feet. Oh 493 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:52,180 All right, uh, well Colby that's the episode. Thank you for joining. I hope you enjoyed the story. It got kind of crazy 494 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:57,860 Dude, that was a really good one. It got wild right and you as my seat 495 00:29:57,980 --> 00:30:00,600 There's stuff that I left out because there was so much 496 00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:04,380 Part two 497 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:08,780 No, there's no part two. This is this is pretty much it but there was like more just like 498 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:14,480 Them going to the police station what everyone to say in and but no one wants to hear that you can look into this on 499 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,480 Your own again. There's a there's a 500 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:18,860 the office of UFO 501 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:24,380 Research or whatever some shit that I got all this information from I'll put a link somewhere you can find it 502 00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:26,580 I really just needed like a 503 00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:28,700 transcript 504 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:34,300 Specifically of the conversations that were had with lucky because I mean there's a reason reason why his name's not logic 505 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,220 You know I'm saying like his name's lucky. He's shooting. I want to hear 506 00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:40,660 Conversations and read them out loud. I 507 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:43,380 Can I can send it to you? 508 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:48,120 This so the this is a case book that the UFO research did it's 509 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:51,680 Something they went there and interviewed all these people and talked to them 510 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,620 So they do have like transcripts of conversations between lucky and the mom and all that stuff 511 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:57,620 So you I will send it to if you really want to read it 512 00:30:57,620 --> 00:30:59,620 right I I 513 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:04,260 Feel like it's gonna be good. Can you can you maybe we can do an audio play? 514 00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:06,900 Yes 515 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:09,900 Maybe we could do like a sketch. Yeah sketch of it 516 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:17,140 It would like stick figures of what lucky was trying to say and we'll draw it out for you. He's he's that I'm a shoot 517 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,500 I'm a shoot it 518 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:24,140 Scene it's like that mean creature 519 00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:26,140 It's like that meme of 520 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:32,300 David Duchovny in the X-Files where it's like he's like fuck these aliens. I'm gonna keep looking though 521 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:34,900 But instead it's lucky being like fuck these aliens 522 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:37,780 I'm gonna keep shooting now 523 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:44,740 It's basically that yeah, I like it I like it 524 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:49,740 Alright everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening. I hope you enjoyed the story. This was really fun 525 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,740 I had a good time with this one 526 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:56,980 Colby, I know you're the guest last episode, but do you have anything you want to plug or say anything? 527 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:00,860 You got you got you got your sloppy steak fest coming up 528 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:04,660 Yeah, we know we're slapping it up 529 00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:07,180 on the litchfield 530 00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:09,180 No excited about that. I 531 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:13,700 Was talking to Ben about trying to get into flight and play some shows over there 532 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:17,100 they'll be fucking sick might be trying to put together a show to red alert and 533 00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:19,860 Apparently the strand this time 534 00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:22,780 and apparently the strand is still doing shows I 535 00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:28,020 didn't even know the strand was yeah a destination anymore, but 536 00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:34,340 Looked into all three and trying to put some shows together this this this somehow 537 00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:35,500 Hell yeah, man 538 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:42,880 Well, if anyone wants to keep track of what Colby's going on with this band follow lanterns last light on Instagram Facebook the whole thing 539 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:47,820 Follow us on Instagram at cryptic cocktail follow us on Twitter at cryptic cocktail 540 00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:53,420 Follow me on tik-tok at cryptic cocktail party having a lot of fun over there. Just making the dumbest fucking memes 541 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,540 People like them though. I don't know why or what's going on 542 00:32:56,540 --> 00:33:01,340 I haven't posted any clips of the podcast on there, so I don't even know if people know that it's a podcast 543 00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:04,260 But it is right right right 544 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:08,180 Also, if you want to help support the show there's a link in the episode description 545 00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:11,820 I hit that link and you can do that but with that 546 00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:14,820 See you guys later. Bye 547 00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:17,300 Okay, see ya