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I'm your host Dave. I 29 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:38,140 forgot I do that every single fucking time. Dude, I don't know how I do it. 30 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:41,660 I don't like it should be ingrained into your brain. It's been almost like 20 31 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:45,100 episodes now and I do it every single time. But anyways, the voice you are 32 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:50,860 hearing is the wonderful mustachioed voice of Nicholas Einzman who has been a 33 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:55,060 guest on here several times. I'm probably gonna be a more frequent voice on this 34 00:02:55,060 --> 00:03:01,660 podcast so sorry or you're welcome. I mean it's a little self self-indulgent 35 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:05,780 but I like the sound of our voices together. I was told that we have good 36 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:10,780 chemistry by a guy at work but he says that about every guest I have so I don't 37 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:13,260 know how genuine it is but he's also like one of the most genuine dudes in the 38 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:17,140 world so I think he genuinely means it. He's a solid dude. I'm here for it. I know I have a few 39 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:21,980 of random people that have like seen me post cryptic cocktail stories of our 40 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:27,060 you know my story on Instagram. Like you and this guy Dave. Like you just rag on 41 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:31,580 each other. Yeah it's our friendship. That's how every friendship 42 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:36,300 that I have is. It's just roasting each other. You're Dover Dave. You're like the Dover demon 43 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:40,340 but less cryptid-y. Although I have a question for you. I haven't becoming more 44 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:46,100 elusive though. You have been more elusive. I'll read texts because I work weird hours. I don't get out of work until 45 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:50,220 7 so someone texts me like anytime between the hours of 1030 and 7 I'll 46 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:53,700 either respond or I'll read it and then I'll forget that I even saw it until I 47 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:57,460 go to text them the next time. So what I'm gonna start doing is I'm gonna just 48 00:03:57,460 --> 00:04:03,180 build like a almost like a Batman light. Okay. Wait a Batman light not the bat 49 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:08,740 signal. Yeah it's like a batman light. A bat signal but it's like a Dave Prescott light and it's a beard and a Miller light. 50 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:15,420 I'm gonna project it right on your ass. So those are the two things that I mean 51 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:20,300 yeah I can lure you. I know that I'm like your Dave. I have a 30 of Miller at my house. 52 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:25,020 Come on over for fire and Miller. See the thing is it wouldn't have to be just 53 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:30,420 Miller. It could literally be any beer. This is true. My question to you. I haven't 54 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:33,260 known you for a while right. I'd say you're one of my best friends. A bit yeah. 55 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:40,420 Yeah. Why do you have arguably the worst DC movie action figure in your. You have 56 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:47,260 a Suicide Squad enchantress. Oh my rock candy. Yeah. So it's terrible. One year at 57 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:52,500 GameStop they had a like a Black Friday sale and one of the things was like a 58 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:59,020 mystery box and one of them and they had like a GameStop exclusive clap trap 59 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:04,620 Funko pop and there was you get like other like the new R1 a gold like a 60 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:10,380 shiny gold one or something like one of them so I bought the mystery box to try 61 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:16,260 and get one of those clap traps. I got a clap trap but then it also came with this 62 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:23,180 rock candy Suicide Squad enchantress GameStop exclusive also and I just never 63 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:26,600 got rid of it. You know I'll check eBay once in a while see how it's doing it 64 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:32,940 fluctuates in price but that's why. We're here today. Talk about some some 65 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:36,700 spookies some kookies. Whoa. I don't know what I don't know what we're talking 66 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,020 about but what you're trying to take over my hosting duties. No I'm trying to 67 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:47,060 like move along. Yeah we have been. Let's dive right in. Why don't we just 68 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:51,300 what do we just dive right in. Why don't we just it's push right along. Let's dive right in. 69 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:54,940 Nicholas we've been living in Philadelphia now for what like five six 70 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:59,340 years almost. I think going on six. It's been a while but I realize I didn't know much about the 71 00:05:59,340 --> 00:06:05,620 history of Philadelphia. I know that Ben Franklin's big here. H.H. Holmes the 72 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:10,740 prison he died in is now an acme in South Philly. No that's hilarious. 73 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:13,940 Literally says if you go outside all sudden T-necks come down there is a plaque 74 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:19,380 and it says prison that imprisoned H.H. Holmes. It's like a pride point of East 75 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:26,540 Pass Young. All right. We got we got Ben Franklin we got Big Bell. Monopoly. 76 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:36,980 Big Bell. Monopoly. We got Rocky Steps. Yeah. What else. Cheese steaks. Cheese steaks. 77 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:44,900 John. Wonder years. Philadelphia is not that great. It's kind of the worst. I love it 78 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:50,420 but it's kind of the worst. Well how versed are you in your World War II 79 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:55,380 secret technology military conspiracy theories involving the Philadelphia 80 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:59,860 Naval Shipyard. I have a very strong feeling I know what we're going to be talking about 81 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:03,940 and not as versed as I would like to be. Okay so today we're going to be talking 82 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:07,700 about one of my favorite conspiracy theories ever because A. it is batshit 83 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:16,100 and insane and B. it's a hundred percent not real. There's like for a fact 84 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,420 everything else everything I'm going to be talking about today is like in the 85 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:23,420 biggest of quotation marks that you could ever picture in your entire life. 86 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:31,500 Yeah. It is not real. It's it's fun. It's fun. It's one of my favorite things ever. 87 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:35,900 Yeah. And the fact that it got so big and it to like to this day in the UFO 88 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:39,340 community for some reason not even conspiracy circles. Just UFO. The UFO 89 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:44,300 community is still like one of the biggest things ever. Fucking boggles my 90 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:49,180 mind and I love it. It is almost because I now have a very strong feeling. I know 91 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:54,100 I'm like 99% sure I know what you're talking about. It's the David Cronenberg 92 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:58,980 of conspiracies. Just because of what happens to the people involved. Yeah. Oh 93 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:02,060 should I have even said what it is? Yeah have I? No. Oh shit. We're not with the Philadelphia 94 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:10,620 experiment. It is the David Cronenberg of conspiracy theories. It really is the David Cronenberg of conspiracy theories as well. 95 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:15,180 Yeah so you know a little bit. I told you I was going to do this episode on 96 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:19,060 before you were going to be a guest. Yeah I didn't look anything up. It's still 97 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:22,980 one of those like I own books about it and I can't. Well here's the thing is 98 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:29,780 that like whatever little you know. There's so much more. No is that. There's 99 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:37,820 no more. I heard a rumor that Barack Obama was somehow like this is. No that's 100 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:43,180 the Montauk project. That's different. No I thought it was. No. Oh yeah yeah yeah 101 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:48,020 yeah it's too many projects experiments. Manhattan project Montauk Philadelphia. 102 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:54,980 Yeah the Manhattan thing was real though. Unfortunately so. A lot of people. A lot of people got hurt with that one. 103 00:08:54,980 --> 00:09:00,420 Alright let's dive right in Nicholas. Are you ready for this? No but I guess we're 104 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:05,180 gonna go. Alright so the Philadelphia experiment is one of the more wilder WW2 105 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:09,540 conspiracies involving the military, secret technology, and the great city of 106 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:14,340 Philadelphia where we currently reside. The Philadelphia experiment also known 107 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:18,660 as project rainbow was a top secret project under the auspices of none other 108 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:24,540 than Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, and John von Neumann that utilized Einstein's 109 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:27,900 unified film field theory. What do you have to say? You were about to say 110 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:31,620 something. So my question is is this is like why Tesla and Einstein hated each 111 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:36,340 other? Does this like add fuel to the fire? I fucking don't know. Probably. I didn't know 112 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:39,380 Einstein and Tesla hate each other. Oh it was like. No I'm sorry it was Tesla and 113 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:43,220 another fucker. The guy who invented electricity. Yeah the guy that 114 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:50,300 electrocuted the the elephant. Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin yeah. No Thomas Edison. 115 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:55,060 No it was Benjamin Franklin you're right. No it was definitely not. We'll go with it yeah. 116 00:09:55,060 --> 00:10:01,620 But yeah so it was it was a project under the guise of Einstein, Tesla, Neumann that utilized 117 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:05,700 Einstein's unified field theory which I tried to learn about to kind of give 118 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:09,780 like you guys listening a better understanding of it but within like 10 119 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:13,900 minutes my brain kind of just shut off and I ended up just watching YouTube 120 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:21,260 videos about the heaviest breakdowns so far of 2023. I'm all ears. Oh I have 121 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:26,900 nothing on that. It sounded like oh yeah watch a bunch of YouTube videos to explain it. 122 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:32,820 No. Oh no I meant like the heaviest breakdowns. Oh like death core. Death core. 123 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:37,500 Yeah it's a pretty good one so far. That'd be a really good death 124 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:41,900 core band name. Philadelphia Experiment. I'm sure it's probably a grind band. Or a 125 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:45,500 thrash band. Or a thrash band. But anyway so the whole point of the project was to 126 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:49,500 turn US naval ships invisible to enemy radar while also reversing the magnetic 127 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:54,680 field around the boats to counter magnetic sea mines and torpedoes. But as 128 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:58,460 we will learn even the brightest minds with the best intentions don't always 129 00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:04,360 get it right. I had to do like a little radio thing there. Now this is 1943 just 130 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:08,340 two years after the US entered World War II and I couldn't find any evidence of 131 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:12,980 the project being in development either before our involvement in the war or if 132 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:17,340 they only spent like two years trying to perfect this technology. Which I mean it 133 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:20,980 does seem kind of sketchy that they would only spend two years on trying to 134 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:26,340 perfect invisibility quote unquote and then be like ah good enough. Yeah you know 135 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,940 what we got this one in the bag boys let's make it work. Yeah so I'm gonna 136 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:35,540 yada yada a bit here and get to like the good stuff because there's some stuff 137 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:42,860 that's all dumb. So once they decided it was time to test the tech technology. 138 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:48,260 Time to test the technology. It's alliteration at its finest. It was sad it was I didn't I 139 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:51,500 wrote it and I didn't read it out loud before I decided to go with it until 140 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:57,460 just now and it was bad. But they decided to test the technology with some pigs 141 00:11:57,460 --> 00:12:01,900 on a boat. Now once the pigs were in position they fired up their generators 142 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:06,020 and flipped the switch the ship itself that they tested these pigs on 143 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:11,140 disappears and reappeared. Good job everybody we did it. Invisibility folks. 144 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:18,500 We did it. It's just the Hulk meme from Endgame. Invisibility. Yeah but when they 145 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:22,820 went to check on the pigs they noticed that some of the pigs had burn marks on 146 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:27,180 them others were violently ill and then some of them just straight up vanished 147 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:33,540 from existence. Now do you think that once they saw what happened to the pigs 148 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:37,580 they would go back to the drawing board and attempt to tweak it so you know this 149 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:42,180 type of stuff didn't happen. Was it 1943 1942? Yeah. No they just fucking wing it. 150 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:49,140 Surprisingly they did they tweaked it. They really they they they fixed what 151 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:54,100 they thought was wrong and they attempted another test on a small 152 00:12:54,100 --> 00:13:01,180 skeleton crew of humans and it seemed to go fine. Some sailors reported some 153 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:04,900 slight nausea but nothing major like you know completely disappearing into the 154 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:08,920 void of the universe like with the pigs. Now once they decided they had a good 155 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:13,260 good of grasp on what they were doing it was time to do a full-scale test with 156 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:19,460 real Navy ships full crew of real human beings. Yeah because fuck it we ball. Yeah 157 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:25,620 we ball. We ball. Fuck it we ride you know what I mean? Yeah so uh on a philimentality 158 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:29,140 honestly. It really is. That is the most Philadelphia thing I think I've heard in 159 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:35,180 quite some time. It kind of worked let's just fucking send it. Like you know what 160 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:40,220 guys like this one we botched it a little bit but I think we can make this 161 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:46,180 one roll. Oh yeah if that's not the Philly motto I don't know what is but uh 162 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:53,740 yeah so on October 28th my birthday 1943 the USS Eldridge which sounds a lot like 163 00:13:53,740 --> 00:14:00,660 eldritch which I mean is kind of good foreshadowing for what. Very much so. But the 164 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:04,220 USS Eldridge was docked at the Philadelphia Navy shipyard where it was 165 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:07,780 fitted with the latest and experimental radar and visibility technology 166 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:13,820 including large generators, big old Tesla coil things, some magnet shit, all 167 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:17,220 the things that would be responsible for shifting the magnetic field there on the 168 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:21,500 boat and again I'm not like a scientist so I have no idea how this works. No yeah. 169 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:29,220 Not yeah. Now once the final piece was in place the crew ready the ship got to 170 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:34,100 their stations and gave the all-clear to start the experiment. Now witnesses on 171 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:38,820 nearby ships mind you this is a top secret project and they're and they're 172 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:42,940 just doing this right out in the open. Yeah right in the Navy yard. We drive by it all the time. 173 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:47,900 Yeah with everyone watching. So the witnesses described a loud hum emanating 174 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:51,700 from the ship's generators followed by the hull of the ship being surrounded by 175 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:56,740 a blue-green glow and then in an instant the ship simply disappeared only to 176 00:14:56,740 --> 00:15:00,860 reappear just as quickly as it had vanished but not before being seen 177 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:05,860 materializing out of thin air nearly 200 miles away in Norfolk Virginia at the 178 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:14,420 Norfolk Navy shipyard. Right. So fucking weird. Like I wonder was did they choose 179 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:18,740 Norfolk Virginia to be like where it was gonna go or you just kind of roll the 180 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:22,540 dice. I don't think they were trying to teleport it. I think they were just 181 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:26,540 trying to make it invisible and they accidentally stumbled upon teleportation. 182 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:30,660 So that means that they could have done this and it could have ended up 183 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:35,900 like Nazi Germany or the middle of a fucking city just like on the moon. 184 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:42,900 Anywhere. Yeah but I mean success right. I mean they did one and a half 185 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:49,340 thumbs way up. It technically became invisible but yeah it even teleported so 186 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:52,300 that's kind of cool. They just accidentally invented teleportation. So my 187 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:57,620 thing is there right is like all right you got a crazy outcome why not explore 188 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:05,300 teleportation as well after this. I think it's because this didn't happen. 189 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:13,060 You sure about that? You sure about that? But anyways I don't know. You would think 190 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:19,740 that that would be bigger than invisibility. Yeah. Like the ability to 191 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:26,100 especially at that time so yeah so useful even now so useful. At any point 192 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:30,940 in time I feel like teleportation is useful. But yeah during wartime I feel 193 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:35,580 like even more so yeah. Yeah now imagine being able to teleport and stay 194 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:40,980 invisible. Game changer. You're the most deadly man on the planet. You're the most deadly man within ten 195 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:48,460 feet. Deadliest man within ten feet. Absolutely. But yeah I mean it did 196 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:53,740 become invisible. It teleported. So yes and no on the success. Well they did 197 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:59,220 successfully make the ship invisible. There were some unforeseen consequences. 198 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:06,220 I think they were pretty visible. Now according to quote-unquote classified 199 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:09,780 military documents and again all those words are in the biggest and most 200 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:14,540 aggressive air quotes I could make. Yeah very bold. The crew members 201 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:20,060 suffered a range of injuries. Some minor like nausea, disorientation all the way 202 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:24,140 to like third degree burns and mysterious illnesses. Some completely 203 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:33,820 losing their minds and diving deep into insanity. As one would. But even the most 204 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,220 serious of those injuries doesn't even compare to the worst of it. 205 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:42,580 Just like the pigs some crew members just vanished never to be seen again. But 206 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:46,540 the most fucked up part about the whole thing is that some crew members were 207 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:52,260 said to be completely fused to the ship. Some still alive in an extreme amount of 208 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:57,060 agony and torture. I assume this was like the side effect of the crew and ship not 209 00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:01,660 dematerializing and then rematerializing at the same time falling through walls 210 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:06,380 and floors and being trapped. It reminds me of that scene in Jumanji with Robin 211 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:10,900 Williams. Yeah yeah yeah. Quicksand. I was gonna say that or the Cloverfield 212 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:18,100 Paradox. I didn't watch that one. Oh it's so good. Because I know that that movie 213 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:21,060 wasn't written as a Cloverfield movie and they had to rewrite it and then 214 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:26,820 they'd release it as a Cloverfield one. It's still pretty good. I don't know Cloverfield is one of my favorite movies. Same. I don't trust it. But 215 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:32,900 anyways some were even said to have rematerialized completely inside out. 216 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:37,740 That's fucked up. I don't like that one at all. They're basically being brought back as nothing more than like a 217 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:44,460 pile of flesh and bone. Just goo. Just goop. Just goop. Yeah it's a nightmare. Now some of the healthy 218 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:49,740 sailors who managed to not be liquefied it said that some years later they 219 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:55,260 experienced some side effects like you know completely disappearing then 220 00:18:55,260 --> 00:19:00,300 reappearing or never returning once they disappear. Others would freeze in place 221 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:05,380 for hours and some develop schizophrenia. Just you know just side effects. Imagine 222 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:09,500 being like one of the kids of the guys who just like completely disappeared. Oh 223 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,900 so. My dad actually went to get cigarettes but like he literally 224 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:18,060 disappeared while buying cigarettes. One of the stories was a man who was on this boat was eating 225 00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:25,180 dinner with his family. He got up, walked through a wall and then was never seen again. 226 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:33,580 I think that was intentional. That was like this man had the ability to do this 227 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:37,580 the entire time right like knew that he could do it. Just didn't say anything. Yeah and he was tired of his wife. 228 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:43,380 It's not at this point it's like probably 1948, 1950. The age of the nuclear family and 229 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:47,100 he had like two twins. They were getting underneath his skin. His wife was like 230 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:52,540 asking for a new like Chevrolet Corvair. And he's like you know what? You think his wife was asking for that? 231 00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:58,340 It's 1950. She's probably asking for like a fridge that was electric. I mean that too. And this guy's like you know what? 232 00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:02,700 I'm out and he walked back to North Oak, Virginia and never to be seen again. We 233 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:08,060 know now know him as Ron DeSantis's father. Oh yeah that is how that happened. 234 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:14,780 But I mean that's pretty fucked up right? I would agree. Pretty wild if it's true right? 235 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:20,180 Crazy of True like the song I just had to look up the reference that I was looking for. 236 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:29,220 Crazy of True by our friends, cool parents. Yes well while the story is pretty rad. It's pretty sweet. 237 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:34,020 Pretty rad and definitely should be made into a better movie than the one that was made in 1984. 238 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:38,820 Wait there was a movie? Yeah 1984. Oh man we gotta watch that later. No we don't. Is it that bad? Yeah it's bad. 239 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:46,620 On a scale of the one to Super Mario Brothers with John Lumguammo. Huh? The guy that played the clown in... 240 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:53,020 John Lumguammo? There we go. And he's not the clown he's the violator. He's still a clown. 241 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:58,140 How bad is Philadelphia Experiment? It's not good. I'd watch it. We'll watch it. I love bad movies. 242 00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:03,340 Imagine like the Langoliers but like worse. Oh no. Worse. Really? Yeah it's not good. 243 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:08,740 My question right so and I've thought about this multiple times every time I hear about this. 244 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:15,540 Conspiracy swish swish air quotes. So the guys that were fused into metal right? 245 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:21,060 Like imagine you're hanging out your buddy and you were like smoking cigarettes out of nowhere your ship gets. 246 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,700 You don't think this is gonna work. It's like teleportation that's crazy right? 247 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,580 Well they didn't think to see that the initial goal is to make it invisible to radar. Okay so yeah. 248 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:33,260 Not to make the whole boat fucking invisible and teleport. Imagine being that guy. 249 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:37,180 Like one of those seas guys. Whichever guy you want to be right? 250 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:43,380 Like invisibility that's crazy that's stuff for sci-fi. You're smoking a cigarette and out of nowhere you just like. 251 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:49,100 All you can see is the smoke. Nothing else for 30 seconds. 252 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:55,460 A. How fucking terrifying that is. B. You wake back up and like you see through the porthole there's trees and shit. 253 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:59,740 You're nowhere near where you are and 15 seconds later you're back in Philly. 254 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:03,140 But by the way your best friend Steve he's now metal man. 255 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:08,220 Well you know I think that's what drove them to insanity. 256 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:12,380 Well my question there is the people that were fused with metal. Yeah. Right. 257 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:17,940 They just sawzall them out. Like make a little chunk put them on wheelers and kind of. 258 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:27,180 So I don't know so fun fact about the Eldridge is that it's no longer in commission and it was actually scrapped and sold for like parts and recycling. 259 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:35,900 So if this is. Are we drinking out of recycled men's bodies? See that's the thing if this was real that means that like. 260 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:40,260 They would cut it apart they would find like half an eyeball or like. 261 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:45,020 Well are they dematerializing and like their bodies are being spread out throughout the ship. 262 00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:51,260 Are they like their bodies just in one solitary place. No like imagine like just you're like stuck to the side of the ship. 263 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:56,820 Like again like Robin Williams and Jumanji like one half of you is above. Oh so it's half and half. 264 00:22:56,820 --> 00:23:00,500 So you're getting split up into portions. Yeah you're all fucked. Oh that's fucked. 265 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:06,540 See if you're like just a body you know everything's intact and you're so like you can cut around that. 266 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:13,340 No this is like their fused to the ship. Like true lovecrafty and horrid. Yeah it's a nightmare. 267 00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:20,460 The one guy's head that's just like on the front of the boat. I ain't got nobody. He's just somehow alive. 268 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:25,700 He's like the fucking mass head of like old pirate ship but just like fused to it. Yeah. 269 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:30,380 Chest hair blown in the wind baby. 270 00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:38,180 Like I said while the story is pretty good. It's a pretty good story. There isn't really any real evidence that it happened. 271 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:41,420 According to the story there are plenty of witnesses to the Philadelphia experiment. 272 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:48,940 I mean they did it in full view of the workers and the other ships cruise at the Philadelphia Navy Yard in broad daylight. 273 00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:53,940 So you would think that there would be at least a dozen or so stories about this whistleblowers coming from left and right. 274 00:23:53,940 --> 00:24:00,220 Why would they be? It's invisible. They all. What do you mean? The ship. Think about it. The timeline of this. 275 00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:06,300 They watched it turn blink out of existence and then come back. It didn't turn invisible and stay invisible. 276 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:13,780 That's what I'm saying. It blinked in and out. It wasn't like instantaneously. It's 1943. 277 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:21,940 People don't even know what instantaneously means. OK. Well that's what I'm saying is like I imagine the cover up on that was so easy. 278 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:32,300 If it truly happened. We're going to get to this. Thank you. OK. So this whole conspiracy comes from one man named Carl Meredith Allen. 279 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:38,100 Now in 1956 Morris K. Jessup author of the book The Case of the UFO. 280 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:45,020 And it was also a pretty well respected astronomer for a bit. I say a bit because he ended up leading a lot into the UFO thing. 281 00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:52,780 Yes. He's pretty well known. Yeah. And then he ended up losing all credibility and then killing himself. 282 00:24:52,780 --> 00:25:00,460 He was also one of the first to combine UFOs in the cons and the construction of ancient monuments, making him the first ancient alien theorist. 283 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:06,780 Like years before Eric von Daniken, whatever, wrote the book Cherries of the Gods. 284 00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:15,740 Well, it was well Jessup started getting letters like dozens from Allen, who was using the pseudonym in Carlos Allende, 285 00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:21,540 trying to trying to convince Jessup to stop whatever he was working on and investigate the conspiracy surrounding the U.S. 286 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:29,900 as Eldridge, claiming he was a witness to the whole thing while working as a deckhand aboard a ship named the SS Andrew Furas Furas. 287 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:40,420 Now, Jessup responded to Allen and in trying to get in to provide any further evidence, he didn't really have anything to back up his claims. 288 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:48,780 Now, around the same time that Jessup was receiving his letters, the U.S. Office of Naval Research received a package with the words written on it. 289 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:52,740 Happy Easter. This is the first Easter egg. 290 00:25:52,740 --> 00:26:00,140 Sure. Now, inside the box was a heavily annotated copy of Jessup's book. 291 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:08,060 It appeared at first to be annotated by three different people, each using a different shade of blue pen and referring to each other as gypsies. 292 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:13,460 The gypsies noted in the book that they had knowledge of aliens on Earth, things related to UFOs, 293 00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:25,740 and suggested that Jessup's research on unified field theory was too close to some actual alien technology and contained many allusions to the Philadelphia experiment. 294 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:35,100 Now, in 1957, the O&R, the Office of Naval Research, had Jessup come look at the book and the annotations, 295 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:42,180 and he confirmed that the handwriting was indeed Allen's because he had been receiving letters for a while at this point. 296 00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:50,220 And then in 1969, Allen actually admitted not only to sending the package, but also the one behind the writing in the book. 297 00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:58,900 He said he did this to, quote, scare the hell out of Jessup, end quote, to get him to stop working on the unified field theory because Allen thought it was dangerous. 298 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:03,380 He eventually retracted this admission because, of course, he did. 299 00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:10,180 Yeah. So you might be asking yourself, well, who is Carl Allen? What's his M.O.? Who is this guy? 300 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,340 Well, that's a question a lot of people had for a long time. 301 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:21,540 And that is until 1980, when journalist Robert Gorman wrote about the man after he realized he had a family connection with Allen and ended up interviewing his family, 302 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:31,580 who described him as a, quote, creative and imaginative loner, end quote, and that Allen had a history of mental illness and speculated that being the reason for his behavior. 303 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:43,260 So pretty much it painted Allen as a smart, creative man, but just in the throes of mental break, of delusion and concocted the whole story. 304 00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:54,140 Yeah, but none of that mattered. The story became a staple in the UFO and conspiracy theory circles and only grew in popularity thanks to Jessup not really helping to quell any of the rumors. 305 00:27:54,140 --> 00:28:06,380 And it got so big, so much so that in 1996, the O.N.R. had to release an official statement saying, quote, O.N.R. has never conducted any investigation on the invisibility, 306 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:13,180 either in 1943 or any other time the O.N.R. was established in 1946. 307 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:22,300 In view of present scientific knowledge, O.N.R. scientists do not believe that such an experiment could be possible, except in the realm of science fiction. 308 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:33,820 So there you have it, the story of the Philadelphia Experiment, a hoax created by a man going through a mental health crisis that gathered so much steam that to this day it's still being cited as a real event and cover up. 309 00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:36,780 Or conspiracy theory. I got my own ready for this. 310 00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:37,580 Oh, I'm ready for it. 311 00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:45,580 It is real and Allen went crazy due to the amount of gaslighting the dude received from the government and everyone around him. 312 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:48,780 Or maybe he was like on the ship. 313 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:51,580 He wasn't. He said he wasn't. 314 00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:53,340 Maybe he doesn't remember. 315 00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:54,860 Why wouldn't you remember? I feel like you'd remember. 316 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:58,940 Why would you why would you claim to be a witness from a distance? 317 00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:01,820 I don't know if they go crazy. 318 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:04,780 You could like his mind could have gotten jumbled. 319 00:29:04,780 --> 00:29:07,900 I mean, I guess I mean, yeah, but no, but yeah. 320 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:12,860 But yeah, but like my my thing, it's always been my like biggest. 321 00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:18,140 Not quarrel with this conspiracy theorist theory, hoax, if you will. 322 00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:23,420 So much stuff from like World War Two has come out, especially over the past like 20 years. 323 00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:27,740 I don't know. This is giving me big like the Nazi bell vibes. 324 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:30,460 Yeah, but look how much we like, quote unquote, know about that. 325 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:31,820 We don't know anything about it. 326 00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:34,300 Yeah, we know like where it was apparently kept. 327 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:37,900 They have like the like the structure that's super radioactive. 328 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:44,940 We have the fucking that weird structure in the middle of fucking Philly by the golf course thing that looks like it could hold the bell. 329 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:48,220 Yeah, but we know what like people put that was like built by someone. 330 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,700 This one just showed up. It was like full of radioactive shit. 331 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,260 It didn't show up. You know what I mean? Like we found it. 332 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:57,740 Yeah, but no, no. I don't buy into it, Nicholas. 333 00:29:57,740 --> 00:30:01,980 Well, I don't buy into the fact that a ship went invisible because it didn't. 334 00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:03,820 It might have. It did not go invisible. 335 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:07,500 But who's to say? I don't know. 336 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,060 I like that shirt. Thank you. 337 00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:25,260 So what do you think of the Philadelphia experiment? You know where I stand and I think that, you know, especially that that point of war to there is such a race to get, you know, the next step of warfare. 338 00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:31,020 Right. I mean, look at, you know, the atomic race, the jet race, you know, the race to the moon. 339 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:33,420 Like we were all everyone was trying to one up each other. 340 00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:36,380 Do I think that, you know, it was proposed? 341 00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:37,180 Absolutely. 342 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:41,340 Do you think we actually were able to get in 1943? 343 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:45,420 No, not in this last bit. I think now we were able to get something closer. 344 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:51,580 I'm sure if like someone was like, oh, we can do this through like mirroring or whatever, like it might be. 345 00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:52,780 Yeah. 346 00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:55,100 You know, it's not out of the realm of possibility. 347 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,380 I mean, we have stealth now. 348 00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:56,860 We have. 349 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:57,900 Yeah, we have that. 350 00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,780 Like we literally have the stealth bombers that don't come up on radar. 351 00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:04,780 So I think that, you know, we have been working on this tech for years. 352 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:05,500 Yeah, man. 353 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:10,220 I don't think we put a bunch of fucking Tesla coils and magnets on a boat and it fucking teleported to Virginia. 354 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:11,580 No, I don't think it teleported. 355 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:14,860 Maybe like, you know, maybe got a little, you know, a blur to it. 356 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:21,500 It just blurred for a second and everyone came back and they had a super bad headache. 357 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,660 It just looked like every single Bigfoot photo. 358 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:24,460 Yeah, exactly. 359 00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:26,940 But yeah, no, that's the story. 360 00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:29,260 I mean, it's it's a cool story. 361 00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:30,460 It's a great story. 362 00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:32,300 And there's a lot of good movie. 363 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:33,900 If they could do it right again. 364 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,660 Don't watch the movie. 365 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,260 I know you're going to watch it later. 366 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:38,060 It's a bad movie. 367 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:43,260 My thing was, you know, especially with all the World War Two conspiracy, especially World War Two tech conspiracy theories. 368 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:43,500 Right. 369 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,820 There's so much stuff, you know. 370 00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:59,660 It's great to just like ponder like the Nazis, quote unquote, had UFOs and working on UFO techs like the V2 rockets and all that stuff, which is terrifying to think about because it would have gotten to the completely wrong hands. 371 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:00,700 Yeah. 372 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:04,220 But it's cool that like it's cool to think about. 373 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:04,300 Yeah. 374 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:06,620 But I don't buy any of it. 375 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:13,820 I buy the rockets because obviously we took a lot of their scientists and brought them over and, you know, we made our rockets and we had a field day. 376 00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:14,220 Yeah. 377 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:19,020 Werner von Braun or whatever his name was over here trying to make everyone forget that he was a Nazi. 378 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,700 Oh, I got to sue the moon. 379 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:21,020 Yeah. 380 00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:21,660 Yeah. 381 00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:22,620 Thanks, bud. 382 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:23,660 Thanks, Von Braun. 383 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:26,780 You also did a bunch of horrible fucked up shit. 384 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:28,620 Yeah, it's cool concept. 385 00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:29,980 I don't know if you've ever seen it. 386 00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:30,860 It's a cool concept. 387 00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:31,900 I don't know if I buy it. 388 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,540 I definitely think that they were working on some form of radar, but. 389 00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:42,060 Yeah, I mean, I get that they I mean, I get that they're trying to reverse the magnetism of a boat so that sea mines like that. 390 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:42,940 But I don't. 391 00:32:42,940 --> 00:32:49,500 It also like doesn't make sense location wise for like I'm going to go on a fucking tangent here. 392 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,860 Don't go too long because I have to pee. 393 00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:51,420 No, no, no. 394 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:54,780 Like Rendlesham Forest is where radar was created. 395 00:32:54,780 --> 00:32:55,740 Right. 396 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:56,540 Sure. 397 00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:57,900 So like, yeah. 398 00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:00,540 Rendlesham Forest is fairly like 90 percent positive. 399 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:06,860 It's aware because that's where the why the Rendlesham Forest incident happened because there was all this like high tech stuff there. 400 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:07,420 Yeah. 401 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:07,980 Right. 402 00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:23,420 So why take out of Philadelphia and of all the places, right, we're going to go to a place that has no background in radar on the Schuylkill River or the technically the Delaware River. 403 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:23,820 Yeah. 404 00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:25,500 And we're going to try and do radar here. 405 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,660 None of the none of that tech is here. 406 00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:30,060 They will know they just put it on the boat here. 407 00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:31,660 They didn't develop it here. 408 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:32,860 Doesn't work. 409 00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:33,500 Don't work. 410 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,340 Go with go with the birthplaces. 411 00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:37,180 OK. 412 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:40,540 Well, that makes sense because Rendlesham Forest is in Britain. 413 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,780 Why would they why would the Americans. 414 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:44,060 There's an American base there. 415 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:44,220 Yeah. 416 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:47,340 But Rendlesham Forest wasn't an American base. 417 00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:47,580 No. 418 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:51,020 On the one side, you had the British base and the other side, you had the American base. 419 00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:52,380 There's a lot of crossover there. 420 00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:52,620 I know. 421 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:53,500 I have the book. 422 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:54,220 And it's a good book. 423 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:54,700 I haven't read it. 424 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,300 Nick Pope. 425 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,260 I fucking hate Nick Pope. 426 00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:58,860 I love Nick Pope. 427 00:33:58,860 --> 00:33:59,420 I just hate him. 428 00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:00,780 Nick Pope for president 2025. 429 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:01,420 Fucking Pope. 430 00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:02,220 All right. 431 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:03,500 Thanks so much for listening, everyone. 432 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,500 Thank you for Nicholas for being here for this. 433 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:07,180 Let's see. 434 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:11,260 Please follow us on Instagram at Cryptic Cocktail. 435 00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:15,820 And then follow me on TikTok at Cryptic Cocktail Party. 436 00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:17,900 If you want to support the show, there's a link in the episode description. 437 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:22,940 And also, you know, let us know what you think of this. 438 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:26,220 I you know, I know some people believe in it wholeheartedly. 439 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:30,220 Dave is very like visibly upset by this conspiracy. 440 00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:30,620 I'm not. 441 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:31,980 I just had to pee so bad. 442 00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:33,740 It's got steam coming out of his ears. 443 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:34,540 It's it's been. 444 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,820 Hold my pee hole shut so I don't piss my pants. 445 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:37,340 Don't hold your dick in front of me. 446 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:37,740 I'm sorry. 447 00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:38,220 I gotta pee. 448 00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:38,460 All right. 449 00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:39,260 Thanks so much for listening. 450 00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:40,300 Nick, do you got anything you want to plug? 451 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:40,540 Nope. 452 00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:41,020 Go pee, Dave. 453 00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:56,460 Goodbye.