1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Find other great podcasts like this one at podmoth.network. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:13,760 Working can be such a drag, but it's a necessary evil. 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:17,760 What better way to combat the woes of the working world than to commiserate with your 4 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:18,760 fellow man. 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:19,760 I'm Jay. 6 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:20,760 And I'm Kay. 7 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:25,520 And we're the hosts of Fuck My Work Life, a comedy podcast where we share people's 8 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,120 stories from the workplace. 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:32,520 Whether they're funny, weird, scary, or just plain messed up, they're always entertaining 10 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:36,640 and may leave you thinking, you don't have it so bad after all. 11 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,680 Available on all major podcast platforms. 12 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:40,720 Give us a listen. 13 00:00:40,720 --> 00:01:09,200 Your sanity may just depend on it. 14 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,200 Hello everyone. 15 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,480 Welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we have a few 16 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,320 drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 17 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:20,640 I am your host Dave and I am joined once again by the beautiful, handsome mustache-io, no 18 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:24,160 not mustache-io this time, bearded Nicholas Einzman. 19 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,160 What's going on bud? 20 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:29,680 Oh, you know, sweating my balls off in Philadelphia as one does. 21 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,720 Dude, it's a fucking nightmare here. 22 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,440 I looked at the weather and it's like, oh, it's going to be 89 degrees today. 23 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,760 And then I looked at the humidity and then the real feel quote unquote, whatever that 24 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:38,760 is. 25 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,520 It's like 97, so. 26 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,520 Yeah. 27 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,720 I've been running errands all morning. 28 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,560 You do look a little, a little gliss. 29 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,560 I am disheveled. 30 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:51,920 I am honestly like, I left and I thought I'd have more than enough time to take a shower 31 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,960 before I hopped on, you know. 32 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:54,960 You could have. 33 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,480 I mean, I didn't try mean to rush you. 34 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,480 Oh, no, no, it's fine. 35 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,080 I like felt bad. 36 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:03,820 And then I got into my house and it was still equally as hot because my ACs are struggling 37 00:02:03,820 --> 00:02:07,520 to, you know, keep my home cold. 38 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:12,360 You know what I think it is, my house is the same way where downstairs it's like it's fine. 39 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,440 It's comfortable. 40 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:16,000 But upstairs it's like a goddamn fucking hot box up here. 41 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,680 Yeah, it's a tinderbox up here. 42 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,200 But I think what it is, you have cats, the tenant before us had cats. 43 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,440 Do you have central AC or is it like a. 44 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:27,400 No, it's all it's all the old in in window units. 45 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,920 We'll try cleaning the filters out. 46 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,320 And then because I think I did. 47 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,960 I think here the reason is that all the cat hair from the previous owners got lodged in 48 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,960 the intakes and it's like preventing. 49 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,160 I don't know, this is probably real fascinating radio for everyone. 50 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:43,720 And you can to welcome to David Nick's cat hair talk. 51 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,000 I'm your host, Dave. 52 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Yeah. 53 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:51,120 If anyone listening is, you know, like an HVAC, please for the love of God, please help 54 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,120 us out. 55 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,600 I'll give you beer. 56 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,520 Just please help me help me. 57 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:57,720 But no, you look good. 58 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,720 You're not going to lie. 59 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,480 This sweaty Nick with the shovels hair and a backwards hat. 60 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,400 You you're looking pretty good today, but I'm not going to worry. 61 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,440 I'm wearing a lacrosse penny because of how hot it is. 62 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,920 And it's like the most breathable thing I own besides a Hawaiian T-shirt. 63 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:11,920 Oh, I know. 64 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:12,920 I know. 65 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:13,920 It's a good call. 66 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,920 Right. 67 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,680 But I mean, I've been wearing Hawaiian T-shirts for the past week and a half. 68 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:21,720 And like, you know, they're all dirty and do laundry. 69 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,360 Well, you know, I mean, they breathe. 70 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,880 How dirty can they really get? 71 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,640 I have no one to impress. 72 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,640 It's fine. 73 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,640 All right, Nicholas. 74 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:34,320 Well, before we start, I want to say congratulations on being number one in Finland for the year. 75 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:40,320 And for the comedy and improv section for your dad cast, that's a pretty good. 76 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:45,240 I am still so. 77 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,480 I don't know if the word is befuddled. 78 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,160 I guess is like the most comical way of saying it. 79 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,800 We haven't put a new episode. 80 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,800 Real quick. 81 00:03:54,800 --> 00:04:02,200 I don't want to like so when I was doing Bitter Hearts, we were number one in fucking where 82 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,200 was it? 83 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,880 Like a weird European country. 84 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:10,160 And then I looked and we only had five listeners from that country. 85 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,520 So is it one of those deals where just a small population now? 86 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:18,200 That's the that's the crazy part is like I was looking at our Spotify analytics and we 87 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,080 had like. 88 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,440 Most of our listens are from Finland. 89 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,760 And I asked Mike if he knew anyone from like from Finland music now. 90 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,000 So I have no idea who these people are. 91 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,800 But yeah, we're awesome. 92 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:34,960 Yeah, we're top 20 for comedy and improv, which is sick. 93 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,920 And we haven't put out new episodes since May. 94 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,200 What's even weirder is that it's a political podcast. 95 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,400 So how you got comedy and improv is beyond me. 96 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,880 I have no idea. 97 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:49,480 Go follow the dad cast exclamation point because there's another dad cast about being an actual 98 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,960 father and neither of us are fathers. 99 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,600 So I feel like that dad cast is probably fucking boring as fuck. 100 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,720 I mean, well, Cool Parents is a podcast about shit and then neither of them are parents 101 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:04,800 as far as I know, as far as they know, as far as they know. 102 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,840 Justin, you are my father. 103 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:14,440 Well, I'm glad we're talking about Scandinavian countries today because we're kind of me. 104 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,640 Well, let's just we're going to be talking about Copenhagen. 105 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,640 Yeah. 106 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,320 What do you what's that face for? 107 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,280 Do you know what I'm talking about? 108 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:28,920 I know there's ice cream from Copenhagen that I really like. 109 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,640 I'm thinking of hog and us. 110 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,000 The sun's really fucking with me, man. 111 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,600 We're not talking about that, but we're going to be talking about today. 112 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,720 I'll tell you what it is. 113 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,240 We're talking about the Copenhagen devil. 114 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,240 You familiar? 115 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,320 No, no, I'm not. 116 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:49,920 OK, well, in this latest bit, Copenhagen devil Copenhagen was founded in the 10th century. 117 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:54,480 Copenhagen was originally a Viking village, Viking fishing village in what is now modern 118 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:59,800 day Gamal Strand, but even though Copenhagen started out as a humble fish market today, 119 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:05,880 it is a diverse hub of culture, commerce, art and nightlife sitting on 70 70 square 120 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:11,360 miles about twice the area of Manhattan and a population of one point four million people. 121 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,680 The capital city of Den. 122 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,120 Wait, no, hold on. 123 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,800 Yeah, no, this is the wrong Copenhagen. 124 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,600 All right. 125 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:27,040 So Copenhagen is a small Copenhagen is a small village in the town of Denmark in Lewis County, 126 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:31,800 New York, between Watertown and Lowell and takes up a whopping one point one eight square 127 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:38,280 mile area and boasts a population of just over 600, according to the 2020 census data. 128 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,840 So that's my bad. 129 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,800 That's very much a difference that I am so sorry. 130 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:47,160 Yeah, you know, you led me on by saying Scandinavian. 131 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:52,480 I was like, oh, OK, cool, we're going to see like, you know, some Nordic mythology and 132 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,480 now we're in New York. 133 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,480 Yeah, no, we're not. 134 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,480 We're just in that. 135 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,480 We're just in New York. 136 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:57,480 Yeah. 137 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:02,600 But fun fact about Watertown, one of the towns that it's this between Watertown is home to 138 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:08,320 the famous Watertown Vortex, which is a spot in Thompson's Park that is said that the unlucky 139 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:12,620 ones who walk through it will teleport you to another part of the park, make you disappear 140 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:16,280 and then reappear or just make you disappear altogether. 141 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,720 Some say it even sends you back or forward in time. 142 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:24,200 And get this old friend, CIA director Alan Dulles is a native of Watertown and the code 143 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,960 name for Area 51 was once Watertown. 144 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:28,960 Coincidence? 145 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:29,960 Probably. 146 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:30,960 I think not. 147 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,920 I think it probably is. 148 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,200 But none of that has anything to do with the story today. 149 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,980 It was just the only interesting part of the area. 150 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,400 So I had to include it. 151 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,400 Yeah. 152 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,400 Anyways, Copenhagen, New York. 153 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,600 We're going to be going there talking about the devil. 154 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,040 Are you ready? 155 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,520 I guess so, Dave. 156 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,600 I guess so. 157 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,520 I'm not slightly let down. 158 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,440 But you know, in the words of my father, I'm not mad. 159 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,440 I'm just disappointed. 160 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,880 But that was pretty funny, though, right? 161 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,880 It was pretty funny. 162 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,880 All right. 163 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,320 So Copenhagen, New York is where the story takes place. 164 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:13,840 And that story goes that on the 22nd of May, 1900, two guys by the name of J.D. Dryden 165 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,200 and Homer Ward were visiting a buddy of theirs, Charles Boye. 166 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:22,600 I don't know how to pronounce his name, but I'm going to say boye at his farmhouse in 167 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,680 Deer River. 168 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:29,360 After what I assume was a very uneventful visit by today's standards, probably just 169 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:33,080 reading the farmer's almanac, eating pigs in a blanket while talking about the crop 170 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,520 yields, the two men decided it was time to head out and start on their six mile journey 171 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,320 back to Copenhagen. 172 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,920 After saying their goodbyes, Dryden and Ward hopped onto the horse and buggy and headed 173 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:47,480 out because it was 1900. 174 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,440 The trip was short and usually mundane. 175 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,320 It's six miles and you're on a horse and buggy. 176 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,320 I can't imagine it's riveting. 177 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:58,640 You're just staring at a horse's ass for six miles while it occasionally shits in the road. 178 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,880 It is what it is. 179 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:04,320 They're just betting on how many times it shits during their. 180 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,320 Right. 181 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,320 You got to pass the time somehow. 182 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,000 But not this trip. 183 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,640 The shit got real weird, not like the horses shit, just in general. 184 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:15,760 Did it eat something weird or? 185 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:24,640 Sometime into the drive, Dryden noticed a large white thing inside of a fence. 186 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,880 Not to be confused with the Alabama white thing. 187 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:33,320 Yeah, no, this is just they saw a large amorphous blob inside of a fence and piece of land just 188 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,960 off to the side of the road. 189 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:39,680 He stared at it for some time as they drove by when it finally dawned on him that what 190 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:45,720 he was looking at appeared to be, quote, a gigantic animal at rest, unable to make out 191 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:49,200 just kind like what kind of animal it could possibly be. 192 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:53,520 He nudged Ward and was like, yo, yo, you see in this shit? 193 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,520 The fuck is that? 194 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,760 And Ward's like, yeah, I see a hold up. 195 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:04,000 So at this point, Ward decided I'm going to get a better look because this is this is 196 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,200 what I thought Ward's inner monologue would be. 197 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,760 And it's so Ward decided I'm going to get a better look because if I don't, I'm going 198 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,120 to think about this all night. 199 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,680 I won't be able to get it out of my head. 200 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,240 I have to know what this thing is, kind of like when you have a song stuck in your head, 201 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:22,120 but it's just like one part of a song and you have it like on repeat over and over and 202 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,120 over in your head. 203 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:26,400 So you have to listen to the song to get it out of your head. 204 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,800 See, I always it makes it mad. 205 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,800 It makes it worse for me. 206 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,360 That's just that's just what I'm assuming his reasoning was. 207 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,360 You know what I mean? 208 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:37,640 Yeah, so Ward stopped the horse and buggy, hopped off and climbed over the fence into 209 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:43,540 the grassy lot as he slowly approached, not wanting to disturb the beast. 210 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:50,160 He decided now he decided now that he wanted to pick up a rock and throw it at the massive 211 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,800 sleeping monster. 212 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:53,800 What can go wrong? 213 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:54,800 Right. 214 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,480 Ward, let's just throw throw some rocks. 215 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,480 Yeah. 216 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,880 So to their surprise, but literally no one else's. 217 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:06,180 The creature lunged up and hauled ass in the opposite direction at an incredible speed. 218 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:11,040 They said it, quote, moved away for some distance, like a streak of lightning, end quote. 219 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:16,020 And Ward even later claimed that in that moment, he felt, quote, a feeling similar to an electric 220 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,240 shock and quote. 221 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:21,360 But I mean, that feeling was probably just like pants shooting horror. 222 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,360 Yeah. 223 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,880 Now, just to make sure I'm following here. 224 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,360 So Ward's first name is Homer, right? 225 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,360 Yeah. 226 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,560 And the other one's JD, JD, I believe. 227 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:34,320 Typical Homer fashion. 228 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,320 Typical Homer. 229 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,520 Just getting into shenanigans. 230 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,600 I'm glad that name is dead to the 1900s. 231 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,800 I don't know a single Homer and I'm glad I'm glad for it. 232 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,440 I mean, the only other Homer I know is Homer Simpson. 233 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,040 And this is a Homer move if I've ever heard one. 234 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,280 It is a typical Homer behavior. 235 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,280 Exactly. 236 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,280 Oh, what's this? 237 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,280 This is a terrifying monster. 238 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,600 Let me just pelt some rocks. 239 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,600 Yeah. 240 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:03,120 This is like the third story in a row that we've done that someone's thrown a rock at 241 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,840 something because space penguins, they threw a rock. 242 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:07,840 Yeah. 243 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,840 And I don't know. 244 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:14,480 It's you know, I guess if you if you're that scared or if you're just that big of an asshole, 245 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,320 a rock is a good weapon. 246 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,840 It all depends on how hard you can throw it. 247 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,640 I mean, listen, they're not all they're not all varsity quarterbacks. 248 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,640 That's fair. 249 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,480 We don't have a Brett Favre on our hands here. 250 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:28,280 We have a home home or ward, which to be fair, does sound like a football player's name. 251 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,280 And also, it's 1900. 252 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,600 So it's probably like, all right, I will chat. 253 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,600 What's this we got over here? 254 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,600 Yeah. 255 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,600 There in New York. 256 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,600 I don't know why I'm going for a dish with it, but yeah, it's. 257 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,600 What are you doing over there? 258 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,600 Let me get this rock. 259 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,600 I'm going to throw it at your fucking skull. 260 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:48,440 But like I said, the electric shock feeling that he's feeling, like I said, probably he's 261 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,440 probably just fucking terrified. 262 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:53,200 You know, when you're terrified, you get like goose pimples and fucking hair stands up. 263 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:57,480 But that probably was probably what it was, which would explain his next move, which 264 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:01,760 was to book it back to the horse and buggy and get home as fast as he fucking could. 265 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,680 Because, yeah, I mean, that makes sense. 266 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:11,400 Now, once safely back at the ward home, the pair were met by Nancy Klein, Ward's maybe 267 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,000 lover or roommate or possible hostage. 268 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:18,360 I don't know the nature of their relationship, just that she lived there as well. 269 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,880 It's the 1900s. 270 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,920 It's all the same thing. 271 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:27,680 It's like freshly 1900, right? 272 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:32,360 Like true lover, wife and roommate. 273 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,360 She can't vote. 274 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,000 She can't vote her good. 275 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,280 Good time is like going to the farm to like get out of the house from homers. 276 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,520 Like I'm assuming abuse. 277 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,080 Oh, well, we don't know that. 278 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,040 Well, he did throw a rock at a fucking. 279 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,040 Exactly. 280 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,560 That was a he threw a rock at something he didn't understand. 281 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,320 His initial reaction was, I don't know what this is. 282 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,320 Let's attack it. 283 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,320 Throw a rock at it. 284 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,320 Exactly. 285 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:04,100 Well, after after Warden Dryden, Ward and Dryden told her of their encounter, she somehow 286 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:08,260 managed to convince the men that they should return to where they spotted the creature. 287 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:12,560 But this time, take her take her with with them because, you know, a woman's not a lot 288 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,660 of the house, a lot of male escort back in 1900. 289 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:17,080 So it makes sense. 290 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:21,960 So the three headed off into the night because it's night it's nighttime now, which is the 291 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,840 perfect time to go hunting for a massive white demon monster. 292 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:29,000 Let's go look for a monster in the middle of night in like 1900. 293 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,680 And what I'm assuming is nothing but farmland. 294 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,680 Yeah, it's. 295 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,120 Yeah, it's nothing but farmland. 296 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,800 Yeah, they didn't they didn't have like the fucking guy going around with the giant matchstick 297 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,800 to like light. 298 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,800 Yes. 299 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,360 You know, there's nothing there. 300 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:47,240 There's no guy telling you what hour it is on the hour. 301 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:51,840 It's describing like 1900s England and not. 302 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,240 I guess it was kind of the same pretty much, wasn't it? 303 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:58,080 Yeah, we were only free for 100 and some odd years at that point. 304 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:02,080 I mean, 130 years that point at the most, at the most. 305 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:06,120 So like the fucking Civil War just ended not too long ago. 306 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:11,440 They listen to New York, big time New York had that guy screaming, it's 11 o'clock. 307 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,120 Oh, it's 1115. 308 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,120 Not in Watertown. 309 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,120 I don't think it was on the quarter hours as well. 310 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,120 That was a quarter hour. 311 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:24,640 OK, they pay him by the quarter. 312 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:29,880 So they went out with our arm, nothing more than just a fucking lantern. 313 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,040 They didn't bring a gun, no sort of protection. 314 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,040 They were just like, this will suffice. 315 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,040 Did they bring a rock? 316 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,200 No, but I mean, at this point, they're pretty much everywhere. 317 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,040 He found one just walking up to us. 318 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,680 I'm assuming he can find one again. 319 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,120 He's armed to the teeth if it comes to ground rocks. 320 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:52,360 When it comes to granite, he has no unlimited, he has no unlimited supply. 321 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,360 Exactly. 322 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:57,360 But before they could even arrive at the spot where they had initially seen it, Klein heard 323 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,160 what she described as a horrifying, quote, snort. 324 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,760 Now, Nick, I want you to give me your best horrifying snort, please. 325 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,280 That's actually pretty good. 326 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,280 That's pretty good. 327 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,720 I don't have one better, but I appreciate that. 328 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,240 You look ashamed. 329 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:23,360 You can thank tribute by tenacious D when I do that solo karaoke. 330 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:27,760 The group spun around and aimed their light in the direction of the ghastly exhale and 331 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,800 spotted the beast in the middle of the road, standing upright on its haunches, kind of 332 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,840 like a kind of like a cat. 333 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,440 You know, a cat stands on its back legs. 334 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,440 Yeah. 335 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,880 Oh, or Naji does that all the time. 336 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,880 It's that but terrifying. 337 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:46,440 Now, now able to get a good look at the devil, they described what many have pretty much 338 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:53,000 described the sheep squatch to be the sheep squatch of West Virginia, a massive bear sized 339 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,840 animal covered entirely in white for white. 340 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,840 Oh my God. 341 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:03,320 White fur, white floof, a tail, a tail that they described the trio described as being 342 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:09,240 as thick around as a man's body, a long face, almost like that of a dog's with large, almost 343 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:15,120 saber tooth tiger's teeth with a pair of horns protruding from the top of its head. 344 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,520 Now obviously terrified. 345 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,880 The trio just kind of kept their light on the creature. 346 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:25,480 I'm assuming because they're probably like frozen with fear because it's fucking terrifying. 347 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:30,880 But luckily for them, the Copenhagen devil didn't seem to like being in the spotlight 348 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,880 or having an audience. 349 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,000 So it pretty much just fucked off. 350 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,480 It bolted as fast as it could over a nearby fence and disappeared into the night, never 351 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,680 to return to the small village again. 352 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,520 And that is the sighting of the Copenhagen devil. 353 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,840 Not a long story, but a good story. 354 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,240 I want to get your thoughts on this. 355 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,840 We'll spend some time talking about what what you think. 356 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,840 Yeah. 357 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,760 I mean, it definitely sounds like the sheep man. 358 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,560 I know I just completely butchered that cryptids name. 359 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,560 Sheep Squatch. 360 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,560 She's squashed. 361 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,080 It definitely sounds like a sheep. 362 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,080 Try saying that. 363 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,080 Are you OK? 364 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,680 I think you have heat stroke. 365 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,760 I honestly think so. 366 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:15,080 I can see the fucking sweat beating down my side. 367 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,320 It sounds like a sheep. 368 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,440 Sounds like a sheep. 369 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:25,480 My first reaction. 370 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,240 And this is like typical, you know, you see something. 371 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,920 We got to go right back and go look at what it is. 372 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,920 Yeah. 373 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:36,000 And you know, and it's the same thing with these one off creatures, especially like the 374 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,720 Sasquatch esque cryptids. 375 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,560 They run back out and they run out without a plan. 376 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,760 Just like, what are you going to do? 377 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,760 Right. 378 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:48,720 Like my my first thought is an oh, I'm going to go back out there. 379 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,320 There's like if I was still in Plymouth and I saw something like that, I wouldn't run 380 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,600 back into the woods. 381 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:58,560 No, I would go back the next day when it's I don't know, like 12, it's high noon. 382 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,000 Well, they they didn't see it in the woods. 383 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,080 They I mean, I guess it's kind of farmlandy. 384 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,120 So it would just be there on the road. 385 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,080 Like they were walking along the road back to where they saw it. 386 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,080 And they saw in the field. 387 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:15,720 So it's not like they like they were like traversed, like fucking bushwhacking through 388 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,720 like. 389 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,720 Yeah, but still like it's still terrifying. 390 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,280 I mean, like, yeah, it's terrifying. 391 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,600 We're in New York. 392 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:26,080 It's terrifyingly dark and you don't have any form of protection, regardless of how 393 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,480 good Homer is with, you know, a piece of rock. 394 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,160 Dude, he gets a rock like it's no one's business, dude. 395 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,360 OK, he's not Brett Farvee's Homer Ward. 396 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,560 Again, it sounds like a quarterback name. 397 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,760 Like that is the most quarterback name coming up next for the New York Jets. 398 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,960 It's number three, Homer Yard. 399 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,480 Yeah, I don't know. 400 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:50,400 Like stuff like this, I'm very, very skeptical of. 401 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:55,800 And it's not because I don't typically believe in things like this, right. 402 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,040 It's more so because there's only there's only three accounts, right. 403 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,720 And it's the three accounts of the same bigger encounter. 404 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:07,920 Well, it's also weird about as you said that you were talking about before is that the 405 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,840 one off sightings when people see it, then they go back to the area where they first 406 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,840 saw it. 407 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,840 They usually never see it. 408 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:19,160 Never see it exactly like the flatwoods monster, like the Grafton monster or like the Dover 409 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,160 Demon. 410 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,160 Like they'll see it. 411 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,640 And then like a few are or even like the Loveland Frog Man, like they'll see it. 412 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,440 They'll go tell someone and then they'll immediately go back. 413 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,000 It's usually already gone by then. 414 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 It's not right. 415 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:36,120 It's not typical that they would be just right in the area that they saw it. 416 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,560 Yeah, I mean, look at like look at some of the bigger name cryptids. 417 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,640 I mean, think of like Mothman, right. 418 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,440 He was no or it was known to be seen around the TNT area. 419 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,680 Like the people would go and it multiple he were reported seeing it there. 420 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,680 Right. 421 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,560 There's multiple reports of, you know, Sasquatch or Sasquay, whatever you want to call them 422 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,560 for plural. 423 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,560 I guess Sasquatch. 424 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,320 I'm going to say I like Sasquay. 425 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,320 That's good. 426 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,640 We're going to coin that here on Cryptid Cocktail. 427 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,240 Sasquay is now the official plural term. 428 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:10,000 Sounds like if you turned Bigfoot into like a cute anime character, it's like Kawaii, 429 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 like like Sasquay. 430 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Like a Mawaii. 431 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:17,680 Yeah, yeah, you can't feed a Sasquatch after, you know, 10 o'clock. 432 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,000 Well, that's because Sasquatch is an invasive species. 433 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,280 And if you keep feeding them, they're going to keep coming and then they're going to reproduce 434 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,480 like deer or a raccoon. 435 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,480 They're not sturgeon. 436 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:32,160 I mean, we don't know. 437 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,960 But yeah, you're right about the one-offs, right? 438 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:40,040 Like people that run back out to go see the Loveland Frogmen or, you know, like the Flatwoods 439 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:46,120 Monsters like that, like they're not seeing it in the same area, like especially the same 440 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,120 exact location. 441 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,120 Yeah, no. 442 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,720 Like especially an hour later, like that thing's fucked off in the woods by now. 443 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:57,560 And I don't know how far into the trip they saw the thing. 444 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,760 It's six miles, but they're going by horse and buggy. 445 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,760 You know what I mean? 446 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,200 So, I mean, there's a good chance they saw it like as soon as they were leaving their 447 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,880 friend's farmhouse. 448 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,800 And then I don't know how long it takes for a horse and buggy to get back to six miles. 449 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,720 I mean, if that's the case, that's terrifying if they like left Ward's house. 450 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,360 Because they didn't get back to the spot where they saw it. 451 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,680 They were just they were still walking on the road. 452 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,680 So it's in the general area. 453 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,760 I mean, still, though, like. 454 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,560 But I mean, like it's fast as fuck. 455 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,160 But I mean, if it is just passing through, kind of like how people think that Dover Demon 456 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,360 was just kind of like moseying along. 457 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,360 You know what I mean? 458 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,320 Yeah, before it got to the Bridgewater Triangle and all that fun stuff. 459 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,120 Yeah, that's what everybody I mean. 460 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:43,120 So but they were saying like, what I'm thinking is maybe they saw it as soon as they left, 461 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,120 like not too far. 462 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,800 But like I said, I don't know how far one horse on a buggy can go. 463 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,800 It's one horsepower. 464 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,600 I mean, I'm sure they were I mean, a horse can get you pretty quick. 465 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,600 Far pretty quick. 466 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,560 Yeah, but I'm sure they weren't fucking like gallivant. 467 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,560 They weren't. 468 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,880 No, they weren't booking it. 469 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,640 I mean, the horse, if anything, I could walk as fast as a horse walks. 470 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,640 I've been to parades. 471 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,400 You can follow a horse along a parade route. 472 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,720 Like, I'm sure they weren't going full bore. 473 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,720 No. 474 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,840 So, I mean, if they saw it at the beginning of the six mile journey, I mean, they saw 475 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:14,760 at the beginning of the six mile journey, went to the house, talked for a bit, then 476 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,960 went back out and they saw it closer to Ward's house. 477 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:22,360 Maybe it is maybe the Copenhagen Devil was just kind of like working its way through 478 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,480 the area, not in any rush. 479 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:31,200 I mean, my question immediately right there, to your point, if it was closer to the house, 480 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,320 was it just following them? 481 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,320 Because that's terrifying. 482 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,320 Maybe it's following the road. 483 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:42,640 Path of Lisa Resistance, if something's traveling like I mean, animals use trails like if they 484 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:48,520 see a quote unquote like game trail to them, they see to see like a easily accessible. 485 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:53,080 Yeah, easily traversed land. 486 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,080 I don't know. 487 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,040 But I mean, like so what I had. 488 00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:00,240 So I wrote down my thoughts because I know that I would forget them halfway through. 489 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:07,800 Like I said, it does have the appearance and the makings of a sheep squash, which makes 490 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,320 you think that it probably might have been and it was just passing through. 491 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:16,160 I mean, like look at they look at the bass, watch like that's mostly like a northwestern 492 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,640 Mount St. Helens area type of thing. 493 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:22,160 But they haven't spotted randomly all over again here in P.A. 494 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,120 They haven't spotted. 495 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:27,720 So I mean, if we're going off that, it could just be like a traveling through thing. 496 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:34,600 Or if we're going to go like the theory that like Bigfoot and all of its like. 497 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:40,580 Sub species of or of like ET origin or like extra dimensional type thing. 498 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:44,960 Maybe just like maybe it's got like dropped off in the wrong area or like it crossed over 499 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,840 from bad travel planning is what I'm saying. 500 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:53,440 They should have used it needs to hire a new travel agent, needs to hire progressive price 501 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,440 line. 502 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,400 They should have used trip hobo dot com is what they should be. 503 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,960 The unofficial sponsor of Cryptid Cocktail. 504 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,480 They should already trip. 505 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,920 Trip hobo dot com is that's where they fucked up. 506 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:11,920 Trip Hobo dot com, the place where you get all of your roadside attractions. 507 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:16,520 Like not one, but two different churches, one, two, three different churches. 508 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,520 One of them is Baptist. 509 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,920 The other one is Lutheran. 510 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:25,000 I tried looking up like, like I said, the only interesting thing in this area was the 511 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000 the Watertown thing. 512 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:33,560 The other thing is that there was a a campground slash bar slash restaurant called like Tuggers. 513 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,280 And that was the only other. 514 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,280 Called Tuggers or Tuggers. 515 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,280 Tuggers. 516 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,280 A little interesting. 517 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:45,280 I mean, not going to lie. 518 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,280 Interesting name. 519 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,280 But anyways, I'd go there with you. 520 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,960 You just caught up on Tuggers, aren't you? 521 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,960 Well no, what I'm curious about is the Watertown Vortex. 522 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:01,840 I mean, if it's a if they said it's almost like a portal and you just kind of go wherever 523 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,840 it could be. 524 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,120 I mean, it could be kind of like maybe a Bridgewater Triangle. 525 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:08,440 It could have been like a flap kind of thing. 526 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,720 Like I don't know. 527 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:14,600 I don't know if there's like like UFO sightings a lot in this area or if there's like other 528 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,240 otherworldly beasts that they've seen. 529 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:21,320 This is the only thing I know about this area is that there's a devil and a in a fucking 530 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,320 vortex. 531 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,960 Do we know what county of New York this is in? 532 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,960 Yes, we do. 533 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,120 Let me just go back into my notes real quick. 534 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:33,120 I'm wondering if it's Lewis County, New York. 535 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,040 It's like it's upstate New York. 536 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,320 It's up up there. 537 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,200 OK, so it's nowhere near like the Hudson Valley. 538 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:44,040 No, no, this is like upstate New York, like not far from Canada. 539 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,040 You are OK. 540 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,040 It was just Canadian. 541 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,280 Who knows? 542 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,280 These guys are weird. 543 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:56,360 It was just like it's just like a like a like a native Canadian, just like in like seal 544 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,000 fur, just like trying to get home. 545 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:03,720 Yeah, he's just like he got lost, walked a little too far, probably had some, you know, 546 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,000 some booze, went to Tugger's. 547 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:13,400 But no, I mean, to get us back on track, I mean, I definitely think that, you know, it's 548 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:19,040 possible there has been multiple sheep squads reporting across the country. 549 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,760 I don't know any of, you know, this far back. 550 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:26,680 I don't think the most notable one was not until the 60s, right? 551 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,680 It was kind of later. 552 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,880 It's like a West Virginia thing. 553 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,880 Yeah. 554 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,920 Absolutely, but I mean, again, I don't know, like you said, like. 555 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,360 I think hundreds is a weird time. 556 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:41,880 I think I don't I feel like most of these sightings to happen way earlier, like Ozark 557 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,480 Howler, like way back in the day, or they're more recent. 558 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,240 So to have one's like smack dab in the middle is kind of weird. 559 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,320 You know, you know, who's not going to figure this out today? 560 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,320 Us exactly. 561 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,960 All right, champion. 562 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,000 Well, that's the story of the Copenhagen Devil. 563 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Well, I still believe it's probably a sheep squash that was just wandering through or 564 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,120 maybe, like I said, it got dropped off in the wrong area. 565 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,960 It was like, fuck, dude, now I got to fucking go all the way to West Virginia. 566 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,200 You know, that's my stomping grounds. 567 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,720 I know we got to go to West Virginia. 568 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,720 Yeah. 569 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,720 Yeah, I know. 570 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,720 We'll get there eventually. 571 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,840 Well, we got it. 572 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,840 Excuse me. 573 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,480 We need to go see the Mothman statue. 574 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,480 We got to go to Point Pleasant. 575 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,480 We got to go to Flatwoods. 576 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,800 We got to do all that stuff when there's like the Mothman festival and shit like that. 577 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,120 Well, yeah, we also got to go to Clifton Road. 578 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,760 We need to do an episode on Clifton Roads. 579 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,840 Oh, Clinton Road in New Jersey. 580 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the old Jersey. 581 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,200 I went there and I got chased by I got chased by the the ghost truck. 582 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,600 I'm pretty sure it was just a bunch of KKK members. 583 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,080 That's a whole lot of story. 584 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,080 All right. 585 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,720 Well, everyone, thank you so much for listening. 586 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,440 Make sure you give us a follow on Instagram and Twitter at Cryptic Cocktail. 587 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,160 Follow me on TikTok at Cryptic Cocktail Party. 588 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:03,920 If you want to donate to the show, help fund me getting beer for the show. 589 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,920 That'd be great. 590 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,920 And also, Nicholas, number one in Finland. 591 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,240 I don't know if you're number one. 592 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,520 I keep saying number one, but in my heart, you are number one in Finland. 593 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,520 Appreciate you. 594 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,520 You got to hit the plug. 595 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,520 Plug your shit. 596 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,520 Yeah. 597 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,080 So we're bringing back the dead cast. 598 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,920 Next episode will be out this Friday. 599 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,640 So Friday, the I don't have a calendar in front of me. 600 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,640 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 601 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,840 Well, this is going to be this is going to come out Sunday night. 602 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,200 So five days from Sunday. 603 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,360 So it'll be July 21st. 604 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,240 So the dead cast, Dave and I will be at Squonka Palooza. 605 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,240 Well, yeah, sure. 606 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,240 We're going to be at Squonka Palooza. 607 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,440 I'm very excited about that. 608 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,440 That is in August. 609 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,060 I'll make sure to post about that. 610 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:47,280 But also some fun things. 611 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,840 I might have some merch there. 612 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:55,680 I mean, you're going to have some flyers made up. 613 00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:02,480 Squonka Palooza flyers made up by the one and only Grim Grim Grim of Philadelphia fame. 614 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:07,200 And then also I might have some prints made of the original. 615 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:12,120 Sorry, are you laughing at the fact that I'm just like glistening? 616 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,760 No, I'm laughing at the fact that how ridiculous this is. 617 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:20,080 I'm going to have prints made of the original flyer that Heaven's Gate made. 618 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,640 Oh, no. 619 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:26,400 And posted around town to have people join their weird UFO cult. 620 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,320 And then I'll probably have some other bullshit like stickers. 621 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:35,920 And then I do have someone working on some trading card designs that might be there in 622 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,080 time for Squonka Palooza. 623 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,440 And then, you know, who knows? 624 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,200 But just definitely come check us out. 625 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,000 Well, I'm going to try and do some recordings while we're there. 626 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,520 Nick's going to be with me. 627 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,520 My wife might be with me. 628 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,880 I don't know yet, but it'll be a good time all around. 629 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,160 So definitely, definitely check it out. 630 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:59,800 Also, I found out there's a there is a ghost in Johnstown where Squonka Palooza takes place, 631 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,880 but it's not of a human of a headless cow. 632 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,880 So there's that. 633 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,680 But anyways, not a headless moomo. 634 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,520 Yeah, don't don't worry about it. 635 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,800 Anyway, thanks for listening, everyone. 636 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,440 I know this was a well, now it's not shorter than normal episode. 637 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,840 It's roughly the same length of the regular episode. 638 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,160 But I hope you enjoyed it. 639 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,600 Thank you, Nicholas, for coming on. 640 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,560 And do you want to say goodbye to the wonderful listeners? 641 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,840 Goodbye, good night and good day. 642 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,280 Oh, I thought you're going to go to show with it. 643 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:35,160 I couldn't remember the entire, you know, good morning. 644 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,000 But it gives it's good morning. 645 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:52,240 And if I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night.