1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,640 Find other great podcasts like this one at podmoth.network. 2 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,400 We are the Brutal Bizarre and Boozy podcast. 3 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,180 I'm Declan, the son. 4 00:00:20,180 --> 00:00:21,560 And I'm Jane, the mom. 5 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:25,320 This is the podcast where we talk about brutal crimes like serial killers and the random 6 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,320 one-off murder. 7 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:30,560 We will tell you about bizarre occurrences like alien abductions and monsters in the 8 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:31,560 dark. 9 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:35,120 And we just might get you drunk with cocktails themed around one of our stories. 10 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:39,500 At the very end of every show, we like to lighten things up and cleanse the palette 11 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,980 from the tragic and terrifying stories. 12 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:43,760 So we end our time with a chaser. 13 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:48,240 You might get to hear crazy stories about our pets or just silly movie recommendations. 14 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,240 Give us a listen. 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:01:07,440 We're the Brutal Bizarre and Boozy podcast. 16 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:23,920 Hey everybody. 17 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,960 Welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we have a few 18 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,720 drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 19 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:34,840 I'm your host, Dave, and I'm joined once again by the beautifully bearded, luxurious haired 20 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,840 Jamie Hurley. 21 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:36,840 What's going on, bud? 22 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,640 Hello, my good friend. 23 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,920 Oh, you're looking good. 24 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,480 You're in a creepy ass basement. 25 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,680 You look like Hagrid. 26 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:47,680 So I mean, the vibe you're working with right now is really working for me. 27 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,600 This is where I live now. 28 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:53,520 I've just I'm going deeper and deeper underground. 29 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:58,040 Whole bunch of crazy, prepper stuff, you know, just the usual. 30 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,800 Hey, you know, the way the country is going, the world is literally on fire right now. 31 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,100 It is so fucking hot. 32 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:05,240 So you might be close. 33 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:09,160 I think someone told me the other day at work that we're out of the era of global warming 34 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:14,920 and now we're in the era of global boiling or something like that, which is kind of cool. 35 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,320 It's awesome. 36 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,840 Everything is dying. 37 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,920 Like, what else more can you ask for? 38 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:21,920 I don't know. 39 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:22,920 And now aliens are real. 40 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:23,920 So who fuck knows? 41 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:31,520 It's all apparently apparently an alien being real is like that we've gone through so much 42 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,760 the past like 10 years of like like we've lived through so many. 43 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:38,560 Like aliens being real is like number four on the list of shit that we've had to deal 44 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,560 with. 45 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,560 So I don't know. 46 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,560 Whatever, man. 47 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:48,200 Like and it's so bizarre, like the bipartisan stuff about, you know, this alien fucking 48 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,960 thing while they all steal money out of our back pockets. 49 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,440 Yeah, but, you know, fine. 50 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,400 I believe in aliens. 51 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,400 So do I. 52 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,960 They didn't have to tell me they were real. 53 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,160 I already know I was there. 54 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:06,000 Just go deep enough down into the ocean until your submarine explodes and you'll figure 55 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 it out. 56 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,080 Dude, the deep sea is those are all aliens. 57 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,080 There's no way. 58 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,800 You're telling me some of those things that light up down there. 59 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,760 That's that came from Earth. 60 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,760 Bullshit. 61 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,560 You did like that. 62 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:21,400 That didn't figure out how to get RGV lighting down there. 63 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:26,920 Some kid was playing Fortnite with fucking fifteen thousand pounds of pressure on him. 64 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,040 Dude, fuck that. 65 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:34,040 All right, Jamie, well, I'm glad you're doing good. 66 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,720 I'm glad you're pooping normal again. 67 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:39,560 I know that's been the people who have been listening whenever you're on. 68 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,440 We always end up coming back to your health issues, but you seem to find a medication 69 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,440 that works. 70 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,600 You're pooping a normal amount. 71 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,960 You're not going to die of dysentery. 72 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:52,640 It's always around poop and it comes from an Oregon trail medication. 73 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,640 It's literally opium. 74 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,200 It's what the doctors gave me. 75 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,880 You can't say it like that because it is literally opium, but it's not like the fun opium. 76 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,200 No, it's not the fun opium. 77 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,160 It's just so you don't poop opium. 78 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,960 You got your run of the mill opium and then you have your. 79 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,840 You get so you don't poop opium. 80 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,960 Yeah, you know, it's it's a little different. 81 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,960 It's a dude. 82 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,240 I just thought I just had a really bad pun. 83 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,000 What it said? 84 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,200 Opiate for the masses. 85 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,800 It's opiate for your ass. 86 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,360 That's what you used back in the day. 87 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,360 Oh, God. 88 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,360 That's the crazy thing. 89 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,600 Oh, it's so good. 90 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,600 Opiate for the asses. 91 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,600 Opiate for the asses. 92 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:39,920 I'm going to start doing marketing for whatever off. 93 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:40,920 All right, Jamie. 94 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,800 Well, I invited you on today for a reason. 95 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,800 Why is that? 96 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:51,360 Back in back in back in April, we did an episode called Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods 97 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:52,760 where we went over four. 98 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,760 We shared it. 99 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:59,160 We went over four different fearsome creatures from William T. Cox's 1910 books, fearsome 100 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,160 creatures of the lumberwood. 101 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,160 And it was a lot of fun. 102 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:05,760 I thought we had a good time with it, I think. 103 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,520 We definitely did. 104 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,680 I thought so. 105 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:13,440 So I figured today we would do a sequel, do a part two. 106 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,720 And I couldn't do it without you, obviously. 107 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,720 You had to be here for it. 108 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,400 You can't do a sequel without the main cast. 109 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,720 Oh, my God. 110 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,720 You're you're too kind. 111 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,720 I mean, you could, but no one would want to see. 112 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:23,720 You know what I mean? 113 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,040 Like sequels without the people that were in the original. 114 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,040 That's not a sequel. 115 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,040 That's just another movie. 116 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,120 Well, it's like I look like a crazy lumberjack. 117 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,640 There's just fewer to see. 118 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,880 So yeah. 119 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:39,640 So before we start, last time we did this, you you struggled with the fact that all of 120 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:44,540 these came from the same book and that these are just like lumberjack folklore stories. 121 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:49,360 So right off the bat, Jamie, these all come from the book, Fearsome Creatures by William 122 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,880 T. Cox was written in 1910. 123 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:55,500 OK, I love it. 124 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:58,940 So that way when you because I know after the first story, you're going to be like, 125 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:05,880 so when was this sighting and where it's it's it's it's from the same book. 126 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,520 It's all from the same book. 127 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,440 That's why this scripted cocktail hour. 128 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,600 Kids have a few cocktails, you know. 129 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,880 Yeah, no, it's good. 130 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:13,880 All right. 131 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,840 So I chose four today. 132 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,200 They get progressively more weirder and fucked up. 133 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,200 One of them. 134 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,520 I didn't even bother writing a script part portion for it because what he writes in the 135 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:30,240 book alone is bonkers and I would do an injustice by like making up my own version of his story. 136 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,240 So when we get to there, I'll let you know. 137 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,240 All right. 138 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,240 Awesome. 139 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:39,300 So the first crazy, fearsome critter, not crazy critter, that was last week's episode. 140 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:43,740 The first fearsome critter has been spotted all throughout the great state of Maine, ranging 141 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:45,520 from Allagash to New Brunswick. 142 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:50,760 A strange creature lurks in the forest that, quote, has puzzled many a man, even those 143 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,200 who are not strangers to the wood, end quote. 144 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,480 I don't know why I'm talking like this. 145 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:57,480 Wait, that's. 146 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,480 So wait, is that is that it? 147 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,480 Or is there more? 148 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:02,480 No, that's it. 149 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,480 No. 150 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,480 Yeah. 151 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:08,520 So the stories go that the stories go and this isn't a one off thing. 152 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:12,120 It's happened more than just one instance and to several different logging camps and 153 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,120 hunting parties. 154 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:17,380 But the stories go that there'll be reports of bear tracks that would be spotted near 155 00:07:17,380 --> 00:07:22,120 a logging camp, but when someone else in their party goes to confirm and check for the tracks, 156 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:26,240 they come back and report to the rest of the camp that the other person was wrong and they 157 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,160 were actually moose tracks. 158 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:34,340 Well, Jamie, if there's one thing that most outdoorsmen pride themselves on, it's being 159 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:36,440 able to tell different animal tracks apart. 160 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,760 I mean, they're lumberjacks. 161 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,880 They're in the woods constantly, especially in the woods of Maine. 162 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,800 You should be able to tell the difference between like a moose track and a bear track. 163 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,880 They are wildly different animals. 164 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:45,880 Absolutely. 165 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,960 And moose are terrifying. 166 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,200 Like moose will kill you. 167 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,200 Oh yeah. 168 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,000 They're probably just as violent as bears. 169 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Yeah. 170 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,560 Especially if you're between a mama and her calves. 171 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,560 Oh yeah. 172 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,600 They'll never ever do that. 173 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,000 There's your woods tip for the day. 174 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Yeah. 175 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Do not. 176 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Moose will kick a hole right through your chest. 177 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Do not fuck with a moose. 178 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Period. 179 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Yeah. 180 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 It'll kick your heart out through your spine. 181 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Yep. 182 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 So, yeah. 183 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,440 So, not taking too kindly to being called a liar and having their tracking skills come 184 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:21,200 into question, this confusion between the tracks would lead to very heated arguments 185 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:27,760 that in some cases will lead to full on fist fights and outright brawls at the camp. 186 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:32,400 In the book, it said that, quote, it is rightly considered an insult to a woodsman to accuse 187 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:36,280 him of not being able to distinguish the track of either of these animals. 188 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,100 Obviously, they're wildly different animals. 189 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,100 Of course. 190 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:44,360 So, who or what is the culprit that's making these tracks that seem to switch between two 191 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,880 wildly different animals? 192 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:51,040 Well, that creature is what is now referred to as the Tote Road Shagamaw. 193 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,640 And that's not real. 194 00:08:54,640 --> 00:09:00,480 You're just making up the voices. 195 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,600 So it's the Tote Road Shagamaw. 196 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:09,000 And we got a description from a man hailing from Old Town Maine named Gus Demo. 197 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:15,800 I believe Gus Demo more than the Tote Road Shagamaw. 198 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,400 Yeah, the Tote Road Shagamaw. 199 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:24,960 Well, Gus is a 40 year veteran of hunting, logging and trapping in the woods of Maine. 200 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:29,560 One day he was out in the woods when he stumbled across what was unmistakably moose tracks. 201 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:33,480 He followed them for about a quarter mile when the tracks abruptly shifted into bear 202 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,480 tracks. 203 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,560 Another quarter mile and again, switched right back over to moose tracks. 204 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:41,440 He also noticed that the tracks were only on the Tote Roads that the loggers would use 205 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:45,360 to bring equipment to and from their camps and logging sites. 206 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,280 He followed the road and the tracks until he was actually able to catch up with the 207 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,960 creature and observe it. 208 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:55,320 Now he didn't give like a good description of like a face or a body, but the most important 209 00:09:55,320 --> 00:10:01,280 part was that it had the front feet, like arms and hands of a bear and the back legs 210 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,520 of a moose. 211 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:08,460 And what it would do, it was walking like it was carefully pacing, like taking exactly 212 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:10,680 one yard steps. 213 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,000 He would do this for a quarter mile. 214 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:18,320 And then it was stated that it quote, stopped, looked around and then swung itself as if 215 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,720 on a pivot and inverting itself and walking on the front feet. 216 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:26,600 So what it would do is it would walk on the moose legs, look around, fucking like reverse 217 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,840 his arms and his legs and then walk on the bear hands. 218 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:35,520 So it was a dope ass break dancer is what you're saying. 219 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:40,440 They're doing some hand spins and head spins. 220 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:46,420 So was he playing some like old funk or b-boy music and then figured out like we got a dope 221 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:47,420 ass like. 222 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:48,920 I don't know what was going on. 223 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,320 It just it would walk on legs and then it would look around to make sure no one was 224 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,320 looking. 225 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,360 It would pivot and then just walk on the bear legs. 226 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,160 Like I don't. 227 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,160 That's sick. 228 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,080 And then just really a little added thing. 229 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:05,680 Gus Demo also came to the conclusion that the Shagma could only count to four hundred 230 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:09,640 and forty and that's the reason it inverts itself every quarter mile. 231 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:13,200 There's no I don't know why they put I don't know why they put that in there, why it's 232 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,560 relevant to the story. 233 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,240 But I figured I'd include it. 234 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,640 Black guy who can break dance in the woods of Maine. 235 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,440 And it might scare you if you're white. 236 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,840 Never seen that before. 237 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,880 But I'll tell you. 238 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,480 Oh, the total check. 239 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,520 Well, the total check. 240 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,080 God, you have it. 241 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:36,760 But yeah, so no, that's that's. 242 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,560 What the fuck is that? 243 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:39,560 I don't even know. 244 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,280 Do they only get better from here? 245 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,800 This is the least interesting one. 246 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,160 What and this from the same book. 247 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,280 God damn it, Jamie, if you ask me that question. 248 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,280 Yes, I did. 249 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,160 These are all from the same book. 250 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,160 I did that on purpose. 251 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,600 I know you keep doing it. 252 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,600 It's a good bet. 253 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,600 That's a good bet. 254 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,600 I love you. 255 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,600 Deal with it. 256 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,920 Are you ready for this next one? 257 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,480 Yes, I do. 258 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,080 This next one's really fun. 259 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,440 Is it another break dancing? 260 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,000 Dude, it's even better. 261 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,480 It is so much better. 262 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,480 All right. 263 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:15,000 So in the great cactus district between Prescott and Tucson, Arizona, and even further south 264 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:20,360 into Mexico in the Yucatan Peninsula, there's probably one of one of the more fun, fearsome 265 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:24,920 critters and that is the cactus cat. 266 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,240 These dudes party animals. 267 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:30,120 These dudes know how to fucking rage. 268 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:35,960 So the cactus cat, the cactus cat is described as having rigid and thorny like hair, almost 269 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:40,940 like that of like a porcupine or cactus has a branch tail. 270 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:44,640 So the tail like it like goes out and then it has like little nubs on it, kind of like 271 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,640 little branches. 272 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:50,960 I don't know why, but this is where it gets good on its forearms right above its front 273 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:56,100 paws are razor sharp knife like blades made out of bone. 274 00:12:56,100 --> 00:13:00,040 So like a cute cat version of like Baraka from Mortal Kombat. 275 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,040 Awesome. 276 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,040 Awesome. 277 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:07,360 Luckily, though, as far as I can tell, they don't use them to like straight up just disembowel 278 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,400 people as far as I know. 279 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,160 They should know what they know what they do is even better. 280 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:18,080 Jamie, they use these biological bayonets to slice open the base, the bases of giant 281 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:22,040 cactuses, letting the sap like seep out from the trunks. 282 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:26,080 And then they do this all throughout the course of several nights and like a mile wide circle. 283 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:29,720 Eventually, like making their way back to where they started, like a big circuit of 284 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,800 cutting open cactuses. 285 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:37,240 Now when they make it back, sorry, when they make it back to the first of the cacti that 286 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:43,960 was cut, the sap will have fermented, turning it into a quote kind of mascal that is very 287 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,460 sweet and very intoxicating. 288 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:51,200 And they drink up every last bit of it and just get absolutely fucking shit housed. 289 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:58,040 Or as the book puts it, fiddling the drunk, they then spend the rest of the night stumbling 290 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:02,680 across the desert in the moonlight, rasping its bony forearms across each other and screaming 291 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,680 with delight. 292 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,960 Now, I don't know. 293 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,760 I don't know if they're like. 294 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,240 Cutting each other with their bony arms and they're screaming and they're just having 295 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,480 a blast because they're drunk. 296 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,480 It's like some like S&M type shit. 297 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,480 I don't know. 298 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,840 But either way, I vibe with these dudes. 299 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:23,520 Whatever they are, I hope when I die, come back as one of those things. 300 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:30,560 They're just little cats that have grown through the desert, you know, cutting open cacti. 301 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,560 Certainly they didn't. 302 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,200 We've from surely had some peyote like in there. 303 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,520 No, they're getting fucking hammered off this. 304 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,000 They're makeshift mascal. 305 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 It's like basically tequila. 306 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,160 God damn. 307 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,400 What God damn. 308 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,400 You all right, Jamie? 309 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,400 Oh, I'm good. 310 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,160 I'm good. 311 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:58,160 I've been I've been hitting a little bit of the the mezcal myself today. 312 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,160 So you got you. 313 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,160 All right, Jamie. 314 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:06,000 So yeah, we to blow out everyone's speakers. 315 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000 You're welcome. 316 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,840 You're going to have to cut that. 317 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:10,840 All right. 318 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:15,000 So, Jamie, this is where it starts getting weird. 319 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,560 Dirt weirder. 320 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:23,120 I like the tequila whirling dervish or whatever the fuck it is. 321 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,240 Cactus cat. 322 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:28,320 I like I'm picking up what they're putting down. 323 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,120 No, they're a party animal. 324 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,280 They just love getting fucked up and they make their own booze. 325 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,760 That's awesome. 326 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,040 That's where the term party animal probably came from. 327 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:44,520 It's the cactus cat cactus cat slicing up fucking cacti and getting hammered and just 328 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,520 living life. 329 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,520 It's so good. 330 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,520 All right, Jamie. 331 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:53,000 So this so this next one, this one's pretty badass. 332 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,800 And like I said, I don't think I could do it justice by writing my own description. 333 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,740 So I'm just going to straight up read exactly what was written by William T. Cox in The 334 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:07,200 Fearsome Creatures book, because it is too wild not to just like the opening line alone 335 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,480 is fucking bonkers. 336 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,040 So are you ready for this? 337 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,040 I'm ready. 338 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,040 All right. 339 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:17,680 So leading a vengeful existence, resenting the intrusion of the logger, the agro pelter 340 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:22,040 deal deals misery to the lumberjack from Maine to Oregon. 341 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,080 Ill fares the man who attempts to pass a hollow tree in which one of these creatures has taken 342 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,080 up its temporary abode. 343 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:33,340 The unfortunate is usually found smashed or pinned by a dead branch and reported as having 344 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,660 being killed by a falling limb. 345 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:40,920 So unnerring is the aim of the agro pelter that despite diligent search, I've been I've 346 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:46,040 been unable to locate more than one man who has been the target of one of their missiles 347 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,880 and yet survive to describe the beast. 348 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:55,320 That man is big old Kittleson. 349 00:16:55,320 --> 00:17:02,480 It sounds like it sounds like a WWE wrestler. 350 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,080 Big old Kittleson's coming to the ring. 351 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:12,160 The name of this man is Big Old Kittleson, who upon a certain occasion when cruising 352 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:17,480 timber on the upper St. Croix was knocked down by a partly rotten tree limb thrown by 353 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,960 an agro pelter. 354 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,760 Oh my God. 355 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,800 Is cruising timber like a gay thing? 356 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,800 Like is. 357 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:32,680 I mean, if it is, no one's no one's ducking your yum, but cruising for timber is hands 358 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,680 ducking your yum. 359 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:42,360 I mean, if it wasn't before it is now, it has to be cruising for timber copyrighted, 360 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:49,720 hashtag it, get the website done and done, done and done. 361 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:55,600 So yeah, a rotten limb was thrown by an agro pelter at a at what was his name again? 362 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,600 Big old Big Old Kittleson. 363 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:04,480 Now the limb was the limb was so punky that it shattered on old old's head and he had 364 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:09,280 time to deserve the rascally beast before bounded from the tree and whisked off through 365 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,720 the woods. 366 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:16,360 According to old, the animal was has a slender, wiry body, the villainous face of an ape and 367 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:21,920 arms like muscular whiplashes, which with which you can snap off dead branches and hurl 368 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,320 them through the air like shells from a six inch gun. 369 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:30,480 It is supposed it is supposed to feed upon hoot owls and woodpeckers, the scarcity of 370 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:35,760 which will prevent the agro pelter from becoming numerous in any locality. 371 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:39,000 And that is that is the tale of the agro pelter. 372 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,840 So this is like a this is like a cross punk train hopper high on sherm. 373 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:50,360 Just like throwing branches and sticks and whatever at you, because I've seen it. 374 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,320 I've seen lives in a hollow tree. 375 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:57,080 It's like a keeper elf, but like a nightmare keeper elf. 376 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,640 It's a cross park high on sherm broke. 377 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,680 Can we just talk about the name Bigel Kittleson for a minute? 378 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:08,200 And how it's the best wrestler name ever. 379 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:14,480 Bigel Kittleson just cruising for timber. 380 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:21,680 I think you need to make a grinder account and make her name Bigel Kittleson and just 381 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,640 make the thing under a cruise in for timber. 382 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,640 Oh, God. 383 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,720 You'd crush it. 384 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,840 I think it was Jesus on anything. 385 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:37,600 I was going to change my Instagram for the show, change the bio to just cruising for 386 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600 timber. 387 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600 Cruise. 388 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,600 Fuck, Bigel. 389 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:45,600 I'm just some Bigel Kittleson. 390 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:53,720 Bigel Kittleson was out there cruising for some timber when all of a sudden a bigel log 391 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,760 fell on my head, but not the log I was looking for today. 392 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:01,600 It was a heavy, meaty log. 393 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,440 And then it hit me and things happened. 394 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,440 All right. 395 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,760 So moving on, this is the last one I got for you, Jamie. 396 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,760 Oh, God. 397 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:14,560 I don't know if he can beat Bigel Kittleson, but let's see. 398 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,560 All right. 399 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:23,920 In the coastal regions of California, one of the more unfortunate looking creatures 400 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:29,760 popped up in the spring of 1906 that had some. 401 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,040 It has what I would describe as like a Napoleon complex. 402 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,480 It wasn't a it's not a big animal. 403 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:40,320 It was from reported encounters, kind of a just a straight up dickhead. 404 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,320 Cox's. 405 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,840 It was Courtney Love. 406 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,440 Cox wrote in his book that quote. 407 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,440 Oh, yeah. 408 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,680 By the way, this is called the name of this thing is called the Central American Wind 409 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,680 Tosser. 410 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:52,680 It's a lot. 411 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:53,680 God. 412 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:58,440 Also, it wasn't quite it was Moby. 413 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:06,400 So Cox wrote in his book, quote, The Central American Wind Tosser is always looking for 414 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:12,800 trouble or making it in that any lumberjack or woodsman who have come across it on a tote 415 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,120 road or a trail would never want to meet it again. 416 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,880 If anything, this is your train hopping cross bunk. 417 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,880 Awesome. 418 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:24,680 Now, it would seem the wind tosser was designed for just straight up chaos, either by like 419 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,600 an unjust God or the devil himself. 420 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:31,960 Both its head and its tail are on a swivel, allowing its tail and head to spin around 421 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:38,240 like Linda Blair and the Exorcist at a rate at a rate of one hundred revolutions per minute. 422 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:42,560 Now that might not like seem super fast, but when it's an animal's fucking head, that is 423 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,880 too fast and very under really fat. 424 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,880 That's better than my new Diablo Barb character. 425 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:56,040 So now as far as the body of this thing goes, it doesn't get any better. 426 00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:01,440 The body is basically a long triangle picture like a, you know, like a Toblerone box. 427 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,440 Yes. 428 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,640 Now picture that. 429 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:09,720 But on each side of that long triangle tube is a full set of legs. 430 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:15,200 So on each side of the triangle, it has four sets of legs, like two by the head and two 431 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,200 by the tail. 432 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:20,280 Just a big circle, a big triangle of legs and spinning heads and tails. 433 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:27,200 So once again, it all comes back to NYC B boys and break dancers. 434 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:35,960 Now Cox describes this as a good thing since it's earthquake country in that quote, if 435 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,360 the floor suddenly became the ceiling, it does not matter for the wind tosser is always 436 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,080 there with with the legs. 437 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,080 End quote. 438 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,080 Oh my God. 439 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,400 What? 440 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,400 What the fuck? 441 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,680 Yeah, it's a Toblerone. 442 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:57,120 It's a Toblerone chocolate with legs, three full sets of legs, head and tail that can 443 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:00,120 spin a hundred rotations per minute. 444 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:06,160 So they're kind of like Dachshunds or like wiener dogs or something if you were to like 445 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:12,760 put legs on each side of them and then send them into a cockfight arena. 446 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,760 Basically. 447 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,120 Yeah, it's all bad. 448 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,160 All of it's bad. 449 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,680 This is this is a new thing you haven't stumbled upon. 450 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,680 Fuck UFC. 451 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:27,840 Fuck MMA matches like we're doing Toblerone Dachshunds. 452 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:28,840 Yeah, dude. 453 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:34,840 But the thing also seems to be almost indestructible with claims that it can be shot club strung 454 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:44,560 on a pike pole and it will continue to just spin violently and end quote screams of rage. 455 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:49,960 They say the only way to kill the beast is to put it in a flume pipe, whatever that is, 456 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,880 because of all of its feet are touching a surface like touching a surface. 457 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,960 It will instinctively try and start walking in separate directions all at the same time 458 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,560 and it'll tear itself apart. 459 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,920 Oh my God. 460 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,480 It's a Chihuahua. 461 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,480 It's a Chihuahua. 462 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,080 I've seen. 463 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:13,360 Oh, so you can make a potato potato cannon. 464 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,120 You remember making potato cannons as a kid? 465 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,120 Yeah. 466 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,480 Is that how you get rid of this thing? 467 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:26,420 Is he drop it down on the potato cannon, hit the bottom canister with a hairspray and launch 468 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:27,420 it out? 469 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:28,420 Yeah. 470 00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:31,160 What you got to do is you got to put it in a tube so that the legs on its sides and on 471 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,880 its back are they're all touching a surface. 472 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,520 And then when they do all their legs will start trying to go in different directions 473 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,400 and it'll tear itself apart. 474 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,400 You don't got to do anything. 475 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,560 It'll just it'll just massacre itself. 476 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,840 You can just throw it on a piece of PVC pipe and that thing's gone. 477 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,840 Yeah. 478 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,120 I mean, it's still there. 479 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,840 It's just in several pieces now. 480 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,920 I mean, what does it taste like? 481 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,400 I can't imagine good. 482 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:03,880 Is it had really wired hair and that all the hair pointed in like forward instead of backwards 483 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,000 like a normal animal? 484 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000 You never know. 485 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 It's all good. 486 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000 It could be good. 487 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,920 I mean, I'm sure, dude, most crypt is probably taste delicious. 488 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,080 I'd try it. 489 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:19,160 It's like got to be like some wagyu beef or something, you know, like I bet it's jacked 490 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,160 as fuck, dude. 491 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,900 It has so many legs. 492 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,440 Of course it is. 493 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,360 People pay a lot of people pay a lot of money to eat dumb shit, though. 494 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,680 So yeah, there was that dude in Japan who had like the banquet when he like cut off 495 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,920 his dick and had people eat it. 496 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,920 Oh my God. 497 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,320 I didn't hear about that, but it sounds like a party. 498 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,800 Don't worry about it. 499 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,920 All right, Jamie. 500 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,840 Well, that was fearsome creatures of the lumber woods. 501 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,200 Part two. 502 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,200 Where are we? 503 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,200 How are we feeling? 504 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,920 I thought it couldn't get weirder, but it did. 505 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:56,960 I also haven't like really slept well for the past three days because my wife's been 506 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:57,960 sick. 507 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,760 So I'm like, I'm not sure if this is even really happening right now, but well, I mean, 508 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,360 I'm happy to be a part of it. 509 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,360 I'm here. 510 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:10,560 Most of the things described do sound like a weird fever dream. 511 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:15,160 So I can understand why you think that this might not actually be happening, but it is. 512 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,240 I'm sorry. 513 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:23,080 I hope I see some of them this afternoon or tonight because that would be fucking awesome. 514 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,720 Well, I mean, some of them are in Maine. 515 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,000 You can just go right up there, go to fucking New Brunswick. 516 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,640 Only like I can literally walk to the main border. 517 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:41,280 So yeah, I think I'll just go down to, you know, the Lebanon gas station and watch all 518 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,280 the creatures wander around there. 519 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,280 Those are a different type of creatures. 520 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,360 You know what the Lebanon gas station consists of right now? 521 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:53,000 I'm going to say heroin addicts and booze. 522 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,240 Close. 523 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:59,080 They only recently got their booze license, but there's three different businesses in 524 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,480 the Lebanon gas station. 525 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,800 One is a medical marijuana business. 526 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,800 Yeah. 527 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:11,800 And the other, the other is a dog adoption business. 528 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,480 So it's like, you can get gas snacks. 529 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,160 You can actually, they have like a mini restaurant there. 530 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,120 You can order subs and pizza too. 531 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,640 It's like, you can get high, get a pizza. 532 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,240 And I'm like, I guess I'm taking this dog with me too. 533 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,960 I mean, talk about one stop shopping. 534 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,880 I mean, let's all be honest with ourselves. 535 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:33,960 It's beautiful. 536 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,200 It's the rest of the world needs to offer like lawless Lebanon. 537 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,200 Oh, so good. 538 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,200 All right, Jamie. 539 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,280 Well, I appreciate you coming on. 540 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,760 I hope this wasn't too weird for you. 541 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,120 It was, and it wasn't. 542 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,640 I want to throw some weird stuff at you one time. 543 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,800 Hey man, if you want to write an episode and get weird, you're more than welcome. 544 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,800 Oh dude, I can just tell you what happened yesterday and get really weird with it. 545 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,480 Within the realm of what the show is about. 546 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,480 I don't want to hear about some, I don't hear real day to day weird shit. 547 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,480 You're sick, Dave. 548 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,480 Obviously. 549 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,480 I know what I'm. 550 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,480 I'm sorry. 551 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,480 All right. 552 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,480 Well, thank you so much, Jamie. 553 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,480 I love you. 554 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480 I miss you. 555 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,480 I'm glad your poops better. 556 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,480 I love you. 557 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,480 My poops are better. 558 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,480 Thank you. 559 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,480 Yeah. 560 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,480 Let's see. 561 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,480 Follow me on Instagram at Crypto Cocktail. 562 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,480 Follow me on Twitter, Crypto Cocktail. 563 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,960 Follow me on TikTok, Crypto Cocktail party. 564 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,680 Also we've got shirts up for preorder. 565 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:31,600 If anyone wants to get one, go to cryptococktail.bigcartel.com by buddy Jack designed me a nice little 566 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,200 Flatwoods Monster Miller Highlife rip t-shirt. 567 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,600 So yeah, grab one of those. 568 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,000 They're going to pre-order only going to be up for like the next week. 569 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,440 Once they're gone, they're gone. 570 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,000 So make sure you do that. 571 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000 And then what else? 572 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 I think that's it. 573 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,200 I don't have anything else to plug. 574 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,200 Get them t-shirts. 575 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,200 Yeah. 576 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:57,400 I saw, I saw those actually, but I did not like, um, uh, know how to work my phone at 577 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,000 the time that I saw them. 578 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,520 Well, I mean, so you got, they look, they look sick. 579 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,760 They look like I'm, I'm getting one. 580 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,760 Yeah. 581 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,760 Get one for you and Ali, you know? 582 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,760 Yep. 583 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,760 All right. 584 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,760 Champion. 585 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,320 You want to say goodbye to everyone before I say bye to everyone or should I say bye 586 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,840 first and you say bye? 587 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,520 Um, I think we should do a duet. 588 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,120 Do you want to say, want to do, want to say goodbye at the same time? 589 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,120 Yeah. 590 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,720 We're going to do like one, two, three and harmonize. 591 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,720 Okay. 592 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,720 Are we just saying goodbye? 593 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,160 Are we just going to say bye? 594 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,160 Just goodbye. 595 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,160 All right. 596 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,160 No, no, no. 597 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,160 Bye's easier. 598 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,160 Bye's easier. 599 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,160 Three, two, one. 600 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,160 Bye. 601 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,160 Bye. 602 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,160 That was not in sync at all. 603 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,160 It was close. 604 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,160 It was close. 605 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,160 It was close.