1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Find other great podcasts like this one at podmoth.network 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:40,480 All across time and space featuring stories, songs and frequencies from a rotating list of voice actors, writers, storytellers and musicians. 3 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:49,360 If you're looking for high quality science fiction, skin-crawling horror and other genre fiction, listen to The Ugly Radio on the podmoth network. 4 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,360 Now available wherever you get your podcasts. 5 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,040 The Ugly Radio. 6 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,280 See you in the void. 7 00:00:55,280 --> 00:01:18,720 How to false Crush. 8 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:28,160 What's up, you fucking nerds? 9 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,160 What's up, bitch? 10 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,680 Hey, everyone. 11 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:35,440 Welcome back to another episode of Cryptic Cocktail Party, a show where we have a few 12 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,920 drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 13 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:42,040 I'm your host, Dave, and today I am joined by the, I don't know, every barista you've 14 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:46,640 ever met in your entire life, Luke Ferry. 15 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,400 This show is starting off hot, man. 16 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,400 I'm sorry. 17 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,400 Good roast. 18 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,280 I do not have a man bun for the audience that can't see me. 19 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,920 No, but just picture that. 20 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,280 And I was a barista for a while. 21 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,280 Yeah. 22 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,160 Luke looks like every meme about IPAs and latte art. 23 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:08,840 Okay, but take those and you can definitely be like, okay, buddy, listen, this is a black 24 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:09,840 medal. 25 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:15,960 If only they've seen the videos of you that I have with the long hair, the big beard, shirtless. 26 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,400 Big ass metal boots kicking people in the pit. 27 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,400 Yeah. 28 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,400 So good. 29 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,400 Anyways, man, how you doing? 30 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,400 I drug you away. 31 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,400 Dragged? 32 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,400 Drug? 33 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,400 I didn't drug you. 34 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:29,440 I dragged you away from going out with your friends for just a little while so we can 35 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,440 do this. 36 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,360 Part two, Hollow Earth. 37 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,400 And I apologize for that. 38 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,960 But besides that, how you doing? 39 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:36,960 I'm doing fine. 40 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,800 You know, we figured shit out. 41 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:45,160 Now I'm just drinking my first one or two here instead of on a trampoline. 42 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,160 And I'm sorry, Dave. 43 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,160 Like, hold on. 44 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,400 Are you going to be drinking them while jumping on the trampoline or is it just hanging out 45 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,200 on a trampoline? 46 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:55,120 You use the back flip and then when you're upside down, the liquid pours straight into 47 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,120 your stomach. 48 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,200 That sounds like I would instantly throw up. 49 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,200 Yeah. 50 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,200 All right, man. 51 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,360 Well, I'm glad you're doing good. 52 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,360 Thanks for joining us. 53 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,200 I didn't want to do part two without you because this is our series now. 54 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,200 We have to. 55 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,200 This is ours. 56 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,200 We have to see it through. 57 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,240 Like, I know who you were going to get and he lives in town over. 58 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,760 I fucking fist fight him. 59 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,280 No, Hollow Earth is fucking mine. 60 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,160 Back off my goddamn turf. 61 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,160 Justin was going to do. 62 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,880 He was going to come on if you couldn't. 63 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,200 But I wouldn't have done part two. 64 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,720 I would have done like a filler episode. 65 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,600 But we're here now. 66 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:34,560 Do you remember where we last left off with Admiral Byrd in his mission? 67 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,840 Well, not mission, his accidental mission into Hollow Earth? 68 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:48,120 The swastika people helped him land in the warm world of the North Pole where there are 69 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,120 woolly mammoths. 70 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,300 Yes, pretty much. 71 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:53,200 So where we where we last left off, Admiral Byrd and his radio men. 72 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,660 I forgot to mention last episode that he wasn't alone. 73 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:57,900 There was a dude in the plane with him. 74 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:58,900 He's unnamed. 75 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,280 He's just called the radio man. 76 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,520 I think like, I don't know. 77 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:08,360 I don't know his name and I did not bother finding it out. 78 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:13,360 But they touched down in a beautiful, glowing, possibly Nazi occupied city inside the Hollow 79 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:18,120 Earth following what was supposed to be a routine fly over at the North Pole. 80 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:23,480 Upon touchdown, he saw a group of tall, blonde, possibly Nazi men approaching their plane 81 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,920 and being told to exit the craft. 82 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,360 And that's where we're going to pick back up. 83 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,960 Do you remember all that? 84 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:28,960 Yep. 85 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:29,960 All right. 86 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:34,400 So after Byrd and his companion were taken off the plane following touchdown, he says 87 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:39,880 that they were welcomed by the men in a very friendly, friendly and quote cordial manner. 88 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:44,000 They step onto like a platform of sorts and that and Byrd said they didn't have any wheels. 89 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,920 So it's just kind of like hovering, I guess. 90 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,600 And it starts moving towards the city with quote great swiftness. 91 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:54,120 In my head, I picture remember at the end of Revenge of the Sith when they're on the 92 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:57,960 lava around Mustafar and fucking Anakin and Obi-Waner. 93 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:02,000 It reminds me like that platform. 94 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,280 I immediately went to much dumber than that. 95 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:10,560 And I was just like, like when you're in an airport and they have like those like conveyor 96 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,560 belt walkways. 97 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,560 Oh, the moving sidewalks. 98 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,560 Yeah. 99 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:20,200 I mean, he did kind of say it was how did he I forget how we put it, but maybe he did 100 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,480 say that he said just on a platform and started moving. 101 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,020 So I assumed it was like a hovering platform. 102 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,480 Maybe you're just smarter than I am. 103 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,660 I don't know. 104 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:34,880 So I'm also going from the visitors from Lanulos, the book that was written around the Mothman, 105 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,800 but not about Mothman. 106 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:41,020 And the guy just was like, yeah, just convey your belts everywhere. 107 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:42,020 It's the best. 108 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,520 And I mean, it is the most. 109 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:49,120 Dude, moving platforms at airports are fucking sick because it's the best. 110 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,080 Dude, it's the most. 111 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,520 It's the best way. 112 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,720 Best mode of transportation if you're on your feet next to like cycling is beautiful. 113 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,320 But anyways, cycling. 114 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,320 What? 115 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,880 You're not on your feet cycling. 116 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,080 I mean, using your feet. 117 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:09,600 It's the best bipedal mode of transportation besides bicycling. 118 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,600 How's that? 119 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,600 I don't know. 120 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,600 Skipping is pretty good. 121 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,600 Fuck you. 122 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,600 You're a frolic. 123 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:19,680 They soon arrive at a large building that Bird described as being right out of Frank Lloyd 124 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:24,680 Wright's design book and also notices that the buildings are made of some sort of crystal, 125 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,720 which will probably explain why it had like a glowing nature to it. 126 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:34,240 Now once inside the building, Bird and his unnamed radio man are shown to their quarters 127 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,280 and given some sort of warm beverage that Bird said, quote, tasted like nothing I'd 128 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,720 ever savored before. 129 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,480 It was delicious, end quote. 130 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:46,160 I don't know if he emphasized it like that, but that's how I'm interpreting it. 131 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,520 I'm surprised that it was delicious. 132 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:54,360 I'm surprised that they touched down into a crazy crystal city and he's offering food 133 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,360 from them. 134 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,680 Like he's accepting it. 135 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,440 You got to take stock of where you're at right now. 136 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,320 It's fair. 137 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:11,320 These people probably didn't build a crystal Frank Lloyd Wright moving sidewalk society 138 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:15,680 by just merkin randos who don't know how their instruments work on their airplanes. 139 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,680 True. 140 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:22,600 But also the voice on the radio before they touched down did say something about like 141 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,760 we brought you here or something like that. 142 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:27,360 I don't remember exactly what I said, but anyways, after about 10 minutes, two of the 143 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:33,000 tall blonde, possibly Nazi men came to the room and told Bird that he was to come with 144 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,360 them, but his radio man must stay behind. 145 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,600 Obviously in no real position to say no, Bird obliges and follows the men down the hall 146 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,080 to an elevator. 147 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,480 Once inside the elevator, it descends down for quite some time before the doors open 148 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:49,760 to reveal a long hallway that was emitting a rose colored light that he said seemed to 149 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,280 be coming from the walls themselves. 150 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,600 They continued down the hallway and stopped just short of a large door at the end. 151 00:07:55,600 --> 00:08:00,440 They stand for a moment when suddenly the door slightly silently opens and Bird is beckoned 152 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,440 to enter. 153 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:06,520 Obviously he's a bit hesitant, but one of the men tells him, have no fear, Admiral. 154 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:11,760 You have you are to have an audience with the master. 155 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,360 Your face dropped as soon as I said the master. 156 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,880 I don't like that. 157 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:24,160 Now Bird enters the room and is immediately overcome with awe as he describes the room 158 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:28,360 as being the most beautiful sight of his entire existence and that the beautiful coloration 159 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:33,520 of the room was too wondrous to describe and that there is no human term that can describe 160 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,520 it. 161 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,520 What a cop out, dude. 162 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,520 Fuck that. 163 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,480 But also the fact that some HP Lovecraft like, no, you can't even imagine it. 164 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,480 So I can't describe it. 165 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,480 Don't worry about it. 166 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:45,120 But I like how he said there's no, he didn't say like there's no word in the English language. 167 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:49,720 He said there's no human term that was like from his journey, like journal. 168 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,480 That's a weird way to word that. 169 00:08:51,480 --> 00:09:00,160 I feel like that might be true with his level of English education, but I feel like a more 170 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,760 verbose man might have gotten at least an attempt. 171 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,760 Yeah. 172 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,760 There's some sort of like just anything. 173 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,760 Give me one descriptor. 174 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:08,760 Yeah. 175 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:09,760 Just anything. 176 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,760 Yeah. 177 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:11,760 Pretty. 178 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,760 It's then that he snapped back to reality. 179 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:20,760 He just starts calling master senpai. 180 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,400 That's where I'm just hoping this goes. 181 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,400 You're hoping this is just going to be a good girl. 182 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,400 You got to get on your knees in front of the king, you know. 183 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,400 That'd be a good girl. 184 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:35,440 It's then that he snapped back to reality when he hears a warm, inviting voice speak 185 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,440 to him. 186 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,760 Quote, I bid you welcome to our domain, Admiral. 187 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:43,320 It's when he finally real, finally notices that there's a long table in the middle of 188 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:49,840 him, he sees a man, the master, sitting at the head of it, and he describes the master 189 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,640 as having delicate features with the etching of years on his face. 190 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,200 End quote. 191 00:09:55,200 --> 00:10:01,400 The master, I hate calling it, the master invites Bird to sit and once seated, Mr. Master 192 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,440 places his fingertips together and smiles. 193 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:09,360 Like putting your fingertips together and smiling, that's like villain vibes if I ever 194 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,360 heard of them. 195 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,360 Mr. Burns power move. 196 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,320 Yeah, that is not good. 197 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:21,160 But so the master, wasting no time, just cutting right to the chase, conveys a dire warning 198 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,160 to Bird. 199 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:26,920 And I'm just going to read this whole interaction pretty much verbatim because it's wild. 200 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,800 It's fucking metal as shit. 201 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:34,000 And it kind of sounds like Bird was taking a creative writing class and he's just trying 202 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 to like. 203 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 He was not. 204 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,000 It did. 205 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,920 Couldn't describe a room. 206 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:39,920 That's all I'm saying. 207 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,120 Couldn't even make an attempt. 208 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:47,680 But also it includes my new favorite term for UFOs. 209 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,200 It's pretty good. 210 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,360 So the master's message goes like this. 211 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:57,460 He says, quote, we have let you enter here because you are of noble character and well 212 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,760 known on the surface world, Admiral. 213 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,840 Then Bird goes, surface world? 214 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:06,760 I half gasped under my breath. 215 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:11,400 The master goes, yes, you are in the domain of Ariani. 216 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,000 That's the name of the world inside the hall. 217 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,600 It's the city of Ariani, the inner world of the earth. 218 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:21,900 We shall not long delay your mission and you will be safely escorted back to the surface 219 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,380 and for a distance beyond. 220 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:26,920 But now, Admiral, I shall tell you why you have been summoned here. 221 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:31,880 Our interest rightly begins just after your race exploded the first atomic bombs over 222 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,760 Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan. 223 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,920 It was at the alarm. 224 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:45,980 It was at that alarming time we sent our flying machines, the flugelrads, to your surface 225 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,640 world to investigate what your race had done. 226 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,920 That is, of course, past history now, my dear Admiral. 227 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,640 This is super, this is villain like my dear Admiral. 228 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,600 Yeah, no. 229 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:05,880 So like I'm still locked in like 50 shade of grays and just imagining this as Senpai, 230 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,880 just because I find that hilarious. 231 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:13,640 But if you said that like, my dear Admiral, and I just went on like that, like, are you 232 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,640 going to nuke us too? 233 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,120 Like, do you have better bombs? 234 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,600 Like, I mean, they might. 235 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,720 They have a fucking city mayor, a crystal. 236 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,360 I don't know if that means anything. 237 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,880 I don't know if crystals are related to weapons, besides kyber. 238 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:27,440 I was wondering where you're like, I got nothing. 239 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:31,000 He goes on, quote, But I must continue on. 240 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,080 You see, we have never interfered before in your race's wars and barbarity. 241 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:50,160 But now we must, for you have learned to tamper with a certain power that is not for man, 242 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,320 namely that of atomic energy. 243 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:57,040 Our emissaries have already delivered messages to the powers of your world, and yet they 244 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,360 do not heed. 245 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:02,280 Now you have been chosen to witness here that our world does exist. 246 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:06,480 You see, our culture and science are many thousands of years beyond your race. 247 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,480 End quote. 248 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,480 It's then that Admiral Bert interrupts. 249 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,480 We have conveyor belts. 250 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,480 This is like 1949. 251 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:15,440 So I mean, that that would blow someone's mind away. 252 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,440 Like, holy shit. 253 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,440 I'm like walking slow, but I'm going fast. 254 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,440 Yeah. 255 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,440 Whoa. 256 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,440 Whoa. 257 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:27,960 It's then that the Admiral interrupts the master is like, yeah, this is cool and all. 258 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,760 But what does this like have to do with me? 259 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,960 And after a few moments, the master responds with, quote, your race is now the Elder Scrolls 260 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,960 six. 261 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:40,560 Like, okay, I'm in on it. 262 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:45,240 Now he says, your race has now reached the point of no return for there are those among 263 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:50,880 you who would destroy your very world rather than relinquish their power as they know it. 264 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:51,880 End quote. 265 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:56,320 And then Bird wrote that he that his response to that was just him nodding like, yeah, that 266 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,320 tracks no shit. 267 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,040 They would kill all of us to stay in power. 268 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,480 I totally get it. 269 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:10,560 Now the master continues that, quote, in 1945 and afterward, we tried to contact your race, 270 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,000 but our efforts were met with hostility. 271 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,940 Our flugelrads were fine. 272 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,040 Is that is that an eight letter word by chance because I know what my knuckle tattoos are 273 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,040 going to be? 274 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:26,160 No, it's F L U G E L R A D S. 275 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,360 Oh, I need like way more. 276 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:32,320 You got any more thingies? 277 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,960 Our flugelrads were fired upon. 278 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,600 Yes, even pursued with malice and animosity by your fighter planes. 279 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:43,420 So now I say to you, my son, there is a great storm gathering in your world, a black fury 280 00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:45,960 that will not spend itself for many years. 281 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,560 There will be no answers in your arms. 282 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,240 There will be no safety in your science. 283 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:54,520 It may rage until every flower of your culture is shuffled. 284 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,280 And all human things are leveled in vast chaos. 285 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:03,100 Your recent wars was only a prelude of what was yet to come for your race. 286 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,080 We here see it more clearly than with each hour. 287 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,900 Do you think I am mistaken? 288 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:11,280 An animal birds response to that was, nah, dude, this is like a hundred percent dead 289 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,280 on. 290 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,280 You are crushing it right now, master. 291 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,280 Okay. 292 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,680 Now I'm back on love and bird. 293 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,520 He's just like, dude, he's agreeing with. 294 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,960 I mean, and none of the things he's saying, the master is saying is wrong. 295 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,440 Oh, no, he's spot on. 296 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:29,760 I mean, spoiler alert, but things don't get better. 297 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:36,600 But at the time, like, hey, now this is when Bird says something. 298 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,120 So he's agreeing with everything he said, what the master is saying. 299 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:43,760 But then Bird says something here that almost makes me kind of think he, he didn't fully 300 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,600 understand what this dude was saying. 301 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,800 And he goes, quote, this happened once. 302 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,800 This is Bird speaking now. 303 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,560 He said, this happened once before the dark ages came and they lasted for 500 years, end 304 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,560 quote. 305 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:59,580 So either Admiral Bird knows of an ancient nuclear Holocaust that happened in the dark 306 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:00,580 ages. 307 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,040 And that's why it was like that. 308 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:07,300 Or maybe he's like equating like the plague and the little ice age to the same level as 309 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,120 nuclear devastation. 310 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,260 I don't know. 311 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:14,840 But I don't know, and that was not even really like what the dark ages were about. 312 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,000 That was just like stifling science. 313 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 So I don't know what he means by that. 314 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 So I don't. 315 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,280 Yeah, that's a left field, mother fucker. 316 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,280 I have no idea. 317 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,280 Yeah. 318 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,320 But then this is where it also gets weird because the master goes, yeah. 319 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:33,860 He's like, he goes, yes, my son, the dark ages that will come now for your race will 320 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,000 cover the earth like a pall. 321 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,320 But I believe that some of your race will live through the storm beyond that. 322 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,040 I cannot say. 323 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:47,240 We see at a great distance, a new world stirring from the ruins of your race, seeking its lost 324 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,600 and legendary treasures. 325 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,120 And they will be here, my son, safe in our keeping. 326 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:55,920 When the time arrives, we shall come forward again and help revive your culture and your 327 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,920 race. 328 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,520 Perhaps by then you will have learned the futility of war and strife. 329 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:03,520 And after that time, certain of your culture and science will be returned to your race 330 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,720 to begin anew. 331 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:09,760 You, my son, are to return to the surface world with this message. 332 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,880 So where are we at right now? 333 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,160 What are we thinking of the master? 334 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,880 We're thinking of his message to Admiral Byrd. 335 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,880 This is a lot for him. 336 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,560 Did this dude flew for five hours, ended up in a weird crystal city and now he's dealing 337 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,560 with this shit like. 338 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:25,000 It was a big day. 339 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 First up. 340 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,640 So the master's metal is hell and I love it. 341 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,720 It does get super metal like saying it. 342 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:37,360 Only flowers should be crushed like, yeah, dude, fuck you. 343 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,760 But also like they're like, yeah, this happened before. 344 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,600 But it's like, yeah, but we like we bounce back like you don't need your ass. 345 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,840 I just need to know what happened before. 346 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,320 Like what is he talking about? 347 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,760 The Dark Ages or just like the Dark Ages? 348 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,080 It wasn't like a nuclear Holocaust. 349 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,320 It was just Catholics. 350 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,320 True. 351 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:59,120 But I mean, true, the Dark Ages did have the plague. 352 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,560 It did have a little ice age. 353 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:05,440 But that was like hundreds of years of it happening. 354 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,440 I don't know, man. 355 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,160 Yeah, it was 700 years ago. 356 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,720 I think that this all might be. 357 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,720 Bullshit. 358 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,240 But that's me. 359 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:18,840 Also Byrd had one job. 360 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,720 Was to go and spread this message. 361 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,720 Yeah. 362 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,040 So he puts it in a book that says, do not read No Girls Allowed with a Little Locket. 363 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,040 Yeah. 364 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,160 Like, yeah, you did the worst job imaginable. 365 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:35,080 So now I'm not even mad as his son, who was like, oh, private writings, let's publish 366 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,080 it. 367 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:40,920 He was like, oh, my dad fucked up. 368 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:45,400 He was given one job by Senpai and couldn't fucking get it together. 369 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,480 No, he really botched this because guess what? 370 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,800 Was he like a famous person at all? 371 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,800 Edmure Byrd? 372 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,800 Yeah. 373 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,760 Yeah, he had some renown doing stuff. 374 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,760 I don't know what he did. 375 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:02,200 Yeah, because until this, I had to fucking heard of him. 376 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,200 It's not. 377 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,200 Yeah, he's not like famous, famous. 378 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,600 Oh, God, my dogs are going, eat shit right now. 379 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,000 We got new neighbors moving in next door. 380 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,080 Oh, yeah. 381 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:14,080 And I can already tell they're going to be fucking weird. 382 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,080 That's me. 383 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,080 All right. 384 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:23,240 So, yeah, so the master gave Edmure Byrd is this one job. 385 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,480 He had one job to do. 386 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:30,520 So with those closing words of the master, Edmure Byrd stood there for a moment, absorbing 387 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,920 all that was discussed. 388 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:39,080 And then admittedly, he awkwardly bowed and exited the room. 389 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,880 And that is where we will continue next week to find out how the earth responded to this 390 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,720 very ominous message. 391 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,200 Spoiler alert. 392 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,480 We did it. 393 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,640 The journal does go on to explain like him going back to the Pentagon and stuff like that. 394 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,240 And like, but this got to the Pentagon. 395 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,240 I guess so, dude. 396 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,240 We're going to find out next week, but I don't buy it. 397 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,240 This is the same. 398 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:10,840 Like, this is the same message that like after World War Two, when like you had the story 399 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:16,680 like Valiant Thor or like Bill Cooper wrote about some like hippie aliens that landed 400 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:22,960 in Florida and try to do the same thing, like be like disarm all your it's just it's the 401 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:31,600 same weird alien nonsense that whenever it's all or like those fucking the aerial school 402 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,640 phenomenon, those aliens came down and are like, take care of your planet. 403 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:41,260 Like I highly doubt 15 different alien races and the middle of the earth. 404 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,400 People are like, you guys need to chill. 405 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,940 Because I don't think we do need to chill. 406 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,940 We do. 407 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:52,540 But like, do people do this because they think that the only way humans will understand this 408 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:58,200 is if some person writes in a weird book somewhere that aliens told them to do it? 409 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:02,880 I mean, we haven't found any other reason that they do care because it just keeps happening. 410 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:08,400 So you know, just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks. 411 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,160 It's just one of the venues. 412 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:14,960 It's like aliens telling us to cool it just seems to be like the go to thing for like 413 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,000 nuclear disarmament or like better the planet. 414 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,440 And it's like, bro, is there not going to listen if we're not going to listen to fucking 415 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,840 aliens? 416 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,840 What are we going to do? 417 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,840 Like, what do we need? 418 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,840 We're not going to listen to our constituents. 419 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:32,200 Nothing like we won't even listen to humans on earth. 420 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:37,000 They're not going to listen to some fucking a little alien coming down and being like, 421 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,460 bro, you guys are really fucking this up until they until it's on the news. 422 00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:42,880 I don't really care about those. 423 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,280 I mean, not disagreeing with them. 424 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,320 Like yeah, we should know not by any means like Earth is bad vibes, bro. 425 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:56,760 Dude, if an alien came down and said word for word what the master said to Admiral Byrd 426 00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:02,960 on a nationalized like television thing, like I would be shitting myself like the like the 427 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,880 flower or the flowers will be crushed of humanity and nothing will be left. 428 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:12,120 Basically scorched earth motherfucker like I'm going to you know, maybe I won't get a 429 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:17,400 bag next time I go to the store, you know, I'll carry what I have. 430 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,080 Remembering those 15 reusable bags I have. 431 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,400 Yeah, like but then I'm the idiot who forgets reusable bags. 432 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,480 I end up buying another reusable bag now. 433 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,480 I'm just way worse. 434 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:31,320 I was like today my wife, like my wife got new luggage because she's going on a cruise 435 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,280 to the Mediterranean in September. 436 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:41,800 She got she got new luggage and she says like she's like, oh, this is the first carbon neutral 437 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,800 luggage company. 438 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:46,120 And I was like, yeah, but it still has to go on a plane. 439 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:51,000 Like that's the point of like it's not carbon neutral and the boat and yeah, like it's like, 440 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,040 yeah, you took that one aspect out. 441 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:57,040 Yeah, because I'm pretty sure carbon neutral has to do with like the delivery process to 442 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,600 like it doesn't it has to factor in everything that it's used for. 443 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,600 Right. 444 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:07,600 Realistically, what it is is they use a bunch of carbon to make the product and then they 445 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,400 buy off carbon offsets. 446 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,400 Yeah. 447 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,800 But they pay for a grove of trees for a little bit. 448 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,800 Yeah, because they're not it's not really it's not carbon. 449 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,560 That's what carbon neutral is, is they they're they're still polluting. 450 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:22,240 But then they like buy a jungle and they're like, no, see, it's cool because this jungle's 451 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,240 here. 452 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:28,360 The trees work for us. 453 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,360 They're putting in there like ants, but all they do is breathe. 454 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,480 I mean, ants can't really do much more. 455 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:38,360 But yeah, so that is oh, whoa. 456 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:42,160 I don't know, see those dudes fucking whipping rocks and it's true magic. 457 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,160 Two towers, dude. 458 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,520 Magic the Gathering came out with a Middle Earth set. 459 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,520 It was pretty cool. 460 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,280 But I don't I don't remember seeing any end cards. 461 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,560 I'm pretty bummed out about. 462 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,960 Well then fuck the whole thing. 463 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,960 Fair enough. 464 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,160 You can't give a shit about hobbits. 465 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,560 No, there's like 15 different Gandalf cards. 466 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,720 I was like, all right, just cool it. 467 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,720 Well, shit. 468 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,240 The only the only cool card that you're allowed to gray and white. 469 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,240 There's a cool. 470 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,480 There's a cool card, though, and it's this is we're so far off topic right now. 471 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,600 But it's the end of the episode, so who cares? 472 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,000 But there's one cool card and it's it's an artifact. 473 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,200 I'm pretty sure it's just the Balrogs whip. 474 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,720 And that's that's pretty sick. 475 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:19,720 That's pretty cool. 476 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,840 All right, look. 477 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,760 So where are where are we so far in the story? 478 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:27,320 We got we got Admiral Byrd and his radium and flying across the the the not the Arctic, 479 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,080 the the North Pole getting sucked into a tunnel. 480 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,320 There's a mammoth. 481 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,600 They're possibly Nazis. 482 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:38,600 The name of the the name of the city is called Ariella or something like that. 483 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,440 And now the master is telling him the world's doom. 484 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,680 And now he has spread the word. 485 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,680 Where are we on the story? 486 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:50,320 Like, what do you how you so where we are is where I assign you homework. 487 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:57,120 I want you to put in a freedom of information request about Byrd. 488 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,760 I feel like that's going to take a lot more. 489 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,240 I think it's going to take a while. 490 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,240 You got this. 491 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,720 I don't even know how to do a FOIA request. 492 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,920 I should figure it out, though. 493 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,240 That'd be cool to figure out how to do it. 494 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,840 That would be, dude, if we can be the ones to fucking drop this info. 495 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:10,840 Yeah. 496 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,840 All right. 497 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,680 And like, realistically, all you could prove is that some guy showed up to the Pentagon 498 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,000 and did say these things. 499 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:21,400 I wonder how this does this tie into value or you think. 500 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,240 Maybe it's the same message, but we're getting off that way. 501 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:30,880 Yeah, but then that's tying if we're just going by message, we're tying everything. 502 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,880 That's fair enough. 503 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,880 All right. 504 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:38,640 Well, except for all of the alien experiences that I actually believe the people did see 505 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:39,640 that. 506 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:45,760 Yeah, because the ones that seem more real are maybe we don't trust these dudes. 507 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:46,760 The aerial school phenomenon. 508 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,000 I kind of believe that one. 509 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,800 I only kind of believe that one just because it was children. 510 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:57,960 And if I went into a room of like 20 children, I was just like three, four and blue and then 511 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,120 walked out for 15 minutes and be like, what did I just say? 512 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,920 Maybe two of them are getting it right. 513 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:09,240 That's what they they all remembered the message and described them the same way as like kids 514 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,240 aren't good at things. 515 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,240 True. 516 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,240 But they're they're research. 517 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,240 I'm faster. 518 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,240 I am better at math. 519 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,960 It like if you came to me, OK, maybe I have a little bit more thinking skill. 520 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,400 I don't like I lost it there. 521 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:28,360 The thing is with the aerial school phenomenon, there it was kind of flawed because they interviewed 522 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,260 the kids like five in a room at a time instead of one on one. 523 00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:32,440 So they all kind of played off. 524 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,040 I've never heard that before. 525 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,040 That's stupid. 526 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:40,240 And then also, so the first investigator came down, some lady from the UK and she talked 527 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:45,520 to all the kids and not one of them brought up a message of like. 528 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:51,200 Save the planet, stop polluting is only when the other guy came in and he said, I think 529 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:56,000 Johnny comes in and he started interviewing them and he was also a well known advocate 530 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,200 for like. 531 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,400 Save the ocean, save the whale, save the planet kind of thing. 532 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,560 And he kind of so that it never heard that. 533 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,560 That sucks. 534 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,560 Well, we never heard that. 535 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,720 Maybe you should go listen to our episode on the aerial school. 536 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,600 All right, everyone, thank you so much for listening. 537 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,600 Listen to this podcast. 538 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,400 Thank you so much for coming on. 539 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,360 I appreciate you take a time out of your day. 540 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:24,760 I know it 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00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,280 Instagram is cryptic cocktail. 557 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,920 Follow me on Twitter at Crypto cocktail. 558 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:55,920 Follow me on TikTok. 559 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,920 Crypto cocktail party. 560 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,360 Go preorder shirt. 561 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,240 Crypto cocktail at somewhere. 562 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,240 Link will be in the description. 563 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,600 I don't even know where to buy the shirts. 564 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,400 And with that, Luke, do you want to say goodbye to everyone? 565 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:20,680 Bye, Senpai.