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21 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:20,360 My brain is on fire, my body is slowly, like systematically shutting down. 22 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,360 You know what? 23 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,960 I'll take it from here then. 24 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:28,280 This is Admiral Byrd and the Hollow Earth part three backtracking. 25 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,760 Yeah. 26 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,360 A few things came to our realization. 27 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,360 Yeah. 28 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,880 We discovered some stuff. 29 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,440 We may or may not have been accidentally promoting Nazi propaganda but we don't... 30 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,760 I mean that's maybe... 31 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:43,760 Maybe not. 32 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:48,920 All good conspiracy theories do end up becoming mildly anti-Semitic at some point. 33 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:49,920 This one technically isn't... 34 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:50,960 Oh is it only the good ones? 35 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:51,960 You don't like the other ones? 36 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,960 Yeah, only the good ones. 37 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:59,800 I can realize how that sounded as soon as I said it. 38 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:00,800 Whoopsie daisy. 39 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:01,800 No, but this... 40 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,800 I mean I don't think it's... 41 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,800 I don't know. 42 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,080 We'll get into it but anyways, Luke how you doing buddy? 43 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,520 Episode four, Dave leaves the show. 44 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,800 Well you're looking good. 45 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,800 I'm glad you're here. 46 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,880 I'm glad we can do this part three. 47 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:20,880 It's gonna be a slog because I am hungover as all fuck but we did it. 48 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,720 There can't be that much more. 49 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:23,720 There's not much more. 50 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:24,720 It just gets silly. 51 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,120 Oh and now it gets silly. 52 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,720 Well I mean it's sillier. 53 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:32,720 Okay. 54 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,920 Do you remember where we last left off with Admiral Byrd and everything? 55 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:47,200 He awkwardly bowed to the master after the master said our flooble gravels got attacked 56 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,880 so now you have to go to the Pentagon. 57 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,880 Yeah pretty much. 58 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,200 So where we last left off, this is for anyone who's jumping into part three and didn't listen 59 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,040 to part one and two for some reason but... 60 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,040 What's wrong with you? 61 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,040 People do it. 62 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:03,680 But so where we last left off in Admiral Byrd's story, he had finally arrived in the crystal 63 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,640 city of Ariana. 64 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:06,640 Spoiler alert. 65 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:07,640 Inside of... 66 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:08,640 I'm gonna... 67 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:13,040 So I came to this realization before Dave. 68 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,360 You knew a person from like Ariana. 69 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,360 Yeah. 70 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,800 Maybe like what would they be called? 71 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,800 Like I'm from America. 72 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:21,800 I'm an American. 73 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,800 Ariana... 74 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:23,800 Are... 75 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:24,800 Areanians? 76 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:30,240 It's the Aryans, Dave. 77 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,240 I don't see how... 78 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,240 I don't see the connection. 79 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,240 You don't? 80 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,240 No. 81 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,240 No? 82 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,240 Not even a little bit. 83 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,960 So, blonde, blue haired people from Ariana. 84 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,640 Wouldn't it be called the Aryans? 85 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,640 We fucked up, Dave. 86 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,640 Actually, no, you did. 87 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,640 You're the host. 88 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,640 I just show up. 89 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,640 I think we're reading too much into it. 90 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:48,640 But anyway, all right. 91 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,840 So we'll get to it Luke. 92 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,840 Hold on. 93 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:57,400 So where we last left off, Admiral Byrd, he finally arrived in the crystal city of Ariana 94 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,720 inside of Hollow Earth where he had an audience with the one known as the Master. 95 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,000 The Master tasked Admiral Byrd with a turning to the surface world that wants to deliver 96 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,680 a dire message. 97 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:11,560 Give up on atomic energy and any armaments or face a certain extinction of mankind. 98 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,720 So that's where we left off. 99 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,280 He awkwardly bows and leaves the room. 100 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,280 German and Japanese propaganda. 101 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,440 What, we have a nuke? 102 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,440 Don't use that. 103 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:24,840 So, after hearing one of the most... 104 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,120 Don't trust this Oppenheimer, dude. 105 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,120 I don't know. 106 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:33,640 So after hearing one of the most metal of monologues delivered by the Master, Byrd was 107 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:40,200 escorted back to the elevator by the two white blondes, almost certainly Nazi men, who have 108 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,920 been pretty much his chaperones the whole time he's been in the city. 109 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:48,960 When one of them said, we must now make haste, Admiral, as the Master desires to delay you 110 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:54,240 no longer on your scheduled timetable and you must return with this message to your 111 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,240 race. 112 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,160 I hope he means the human race. 113 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,360 You fucking Mick. 114 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:09,040 So, Byrd says that he didn't say anything as he was still trying to make sense of like, 115 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,800 what the fuck is going on? 116 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,800 He's had a big day. 117 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,600 He's had a day. 118 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,600 It's been a day. 119 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,180 Yeah, it's been a day. 120 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:21,120 So once the elevator stopped, they quickly head back to grab Byrd's radioman, who I learned 121 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,240 is named Howie. 122 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,520 So that's fun. 123 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:28,000 Depending on what Howie does in the rest of these antics. 124 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Maybe it's fun. 125 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,760 Maybe it's like, now I'm scared of people named Howie. 126 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,760 We'll find out. 127 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,760 Howie does not play a big role in the story. 128 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,320 No one named Howie plays a big role in any story. 129 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,840 That's fair. 130 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,680 Once everyone was accounted for and ready to go, they hop back on the moving sidewalk 131 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:44,680 slash hovering platform. 132 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,560 I don't know where we landed on that. 133 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:51,080 I'm going to say it's a moving sidewalk, but yeah, so they hop on the moving sidewalk. 134 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,640 I like that best. 135 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:56,480 And soon we're back at their plane where they boarded immediately. 136 00:05:56,480 --> 00:06:00,240 Byrd's in a hurry because now he's got an important message to deliver and Howie's in 137 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,640 a hurry because he has no idea what the fuck is going on. 138 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:07,200 Like at this point, he didn't get a synopsis. 139 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:13,160 Like, hey, no, like just no one could go into the little holding room that he was in and 140 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:19,840 just be like, so yeah, you're player B. Obviously you're Howie. 141 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,880 But this is what is going on over there. 142 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,880 They're going to have a conversation. 143 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,880 You can fill you in later. 144 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,560 Like you want some cookies and it's like, nah, fuck them. 145 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,560 No. 146 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,560 Yeah. 147 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,640 Like you can put him in a camp where you can like concentrate for a bit. 148 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:35,400 At this point, he doesn't know what happened to Byrd or what he did when he left the room. 149 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,280 So this dude must be panicking. 150 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,240 Like Byrd leaves him alone for like a bunch of time. 151 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,760 And then when he comes back, he's like, Howie, we got to go now. 152 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:48,780 The tall white Nazis are like, you guys get to get out of here now. 153 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:52,040 So Howie probably thinks they're like, they're about to get like fucking stabbed or something. 154 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,840 Like everyone's just like, Howie, we got to go. 155 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,100 Like, so he's probably just sheer terror. 156 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,760 No idea what's going on. 157 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:04,160 I read in his diary when they when they start flying, Byrd's like, Howie hasn't said a word. 158 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,280 He's like, well, yeah, because you haven't told him what the fuck is going on. 159 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:10,880 He's he doesn't even know if you're Admiral Byrd, you could have been a fucking replicant 160 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:11,880 or something like that. 161 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:12,880 You're in a crystal city. 162 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,880 What technology do they have? 163 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:14,880 You know? 164 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:15,880 Yeah, they've moving sidewalks. 165 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,520 They can obviously make a replica. 166 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,520 Yeah. 167 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,320 In 1947, that's the height of technology. 168 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:24,080 Also, I learned a fun fact about moving sidewalks. 169 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:30,400 They were introduced in the at the Chicago World's Fair the same time that H.H. 170 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,280 Holmes was running his murder castle. 171 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,280 That's how he did it. 172 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,520 You could get around that. 173 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,040 That murder castle had moving sidewalks in there. 174 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,680 It's like that's where you can never get an alibi. 175 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,080 It was like, well, I walked there, right? 176 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,760 How did I get there at nine miles an hour? 177 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:46,760 That's absurd. 178 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,880 Is it the top rate of a moving sidle? 179 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,320 I feel like that's too fast. 180 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,600 Yeah, but if you like hustle. 181 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,600 That's fair. 182 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,600 Yeah. 183 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,960 If you're standing on a moving sidewalk, first up, I hate you. 184 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,920 Yeah, that's like standing on an escalator. 185 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,920 Like go up. 186 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:04,920 Go up them. 187 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:05,920 You still go. 188 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,920 Yeah. 189 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:07,920 Anyways, yeah. 190 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,000 H.H. Holmes didn't have grease shoots from the attic to the basement. 191 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,960 It was actually a moving sidewalk that slowly just circled the inside of the building. 192 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,720 Well, no, it was it was shoots and ladders. 193 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,720 That's what it's based on. 194 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:24,640 But anyway, so they board the plane. 195 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,200 We're so far off now. 196 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:30,680 They board the plane and close the cargo doors and prepare for takeoff, which in this case 197 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:34,160 just means like sitting down because the engines were already on. 198 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:38,520 And just like when they arrived, that unseen force, quote unquote, that landed them also 199 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:43,320 then shot them twenty seven hundred feet into the air. 200 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,800 So yeah, they didn't really do much to prepare. 201 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,360 Bird said his instruments aren't registering any airspeed, but they're moving at a very 202 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,360 rapid rate. 203 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,360 So not only did they launch them super high into the air, they also made them go super 204 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,360 fucking fast. 205 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,920 I don't know, like the G forces on your body must have been like shooting. 206 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:03,560 Yes, that would like to give you like the bends in air. 207 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,920 Like I don't know what that's can you determine is. 208 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:11,120 But like if you go up too fast and depressurize, like they're having a bad time. 209 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,320 No wonder how he's like not feeling great. 210 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,320 Well, so they said twenty seven hundred feet in the air. 211 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,320 They're still underground. 212 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,800 So that's like negative fourteen hundred feet in the air. 213 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,000 They're not even at sea level. 214 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,560 How like that's still how like pressure works. 215 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,560 That's fine. 216 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,560 There's no pressure. 217 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,600 There's a big hole that leads to the actual world. 218 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,640 Oh, yeah, you're right. 219 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:35,480 So so Bird said that his instruments aren't registering any airspeed. 220 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,280 But fun fact, they also have an air escort guiding them on their return trip to the surface 221 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,280 world. 222 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,560 Two of those awesome swastika and blaze and flugel rads. 223 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:50,040 Now, after doing some research that I probably should have done to begin with, I found something 224 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,920 out about the flugel rads. 225 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:58,960 The flugel rad was an actual experimental flying machine made by, you guessed it, the 226 00:09:58,960 --> 00:09:59,960 Nazis. 227 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:08,120 But it was also in conjunction with everyone's favorite luxury car brand BMW. 228 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:11,960 And wouldn't you know it, it looks suspiciously like a flying saucer. 229 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:16,840 So that's fun. 230 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:22,120 And what comes next isn't going to help with our assumptions that they're the underground 231 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:27,480 people are probably most likely maybe Nazis any better because they just are. 232 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:32,320 Bird wrote in his flight log that at two fifteen a.m., a message comes through the radio saying, 233 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:34,320 quote, we're leaving you now, Admiral. 234 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,320 Your controls are free. 235 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:44,040 I'll be the Zen and then the flugel. 236 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,160 I like it when I write these scripts, I try. 237 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,280 I like to keep some mystery behind it. 238 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:53,880 So I only read the like when we first started this, I only read the first third of the journal, 239 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:59,320 wrote a script about that, read this, the second third of the journal, wrote a script 240 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,320 about that. 241 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:04,260 And then it was all coming in to this last two pair. 242 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:08,720 This is all based off like two paragraphs of his journal and it just gets real bad. 243 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:09,920 Yeah. 244 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,160 So new rule for Dave. 245 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,440 But he is the heat. 246 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,320 You are allowed to do that with cryptids. 247 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,880 But not conspiracy theories. 248 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:19,880 No. 249 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,880 Fair enough. 250 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:26,800 But I mean, nothing's hasn't been nothing's been overtly anti-semitic. 251 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:31,120 If we think like I was re-listening to episode of one, I was like, Jesus Christ, it's the 252 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:35,960 Aryans and we just weren't astute enough to notice. 253 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,600 No, because there's two Rs. 254 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,600 So you know, maybe. 255 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,600 Oh, OK, never mind. 256 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,600 Yes, it's totally different. 257 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,600 I know there's two ends. 258 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,600 There's one hour. 259 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,600 Fuck, I don't know, man. 260 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,600 All right. 261 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:49,280 So forty five minutes pass. 262 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:53,360 And after radioing base camp to let them know they're alive and that, quote, all conditions 263 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,240 are normal, whatever the fuck that means. 264 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,760 How he hasn't spoken in a while. 265 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,760 No, it's not. 266 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,760 Yeah. 267 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,760 The radio man. 268 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:01,760 I'm not talking. 269 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:02,760 How is how is catatonic? 270 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:06,920 I think we need to do something about how we like fill him in. 271 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:11,960 But anyways, they land at camp and Bird's real mission begins. 272 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,960 That is the telling of humanity about the coming dark age or whatever. 273 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,560 And what better place to do that than the fucking Pentagon? 274 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:23,240 So go big or go home. 275 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,520 So where are we at right now? 276 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:29,520 Not Nazi symbolism aside, where are we at with the story so far, Luke? 277 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,440 It's not a sentence you should say. 278 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:37,000 It's never a sentence I thought I would have to say, but we're too far into it now. 279 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 We have to go. 280 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 We have to finish it. 281 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Yeah, I know. 282 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,520 Oh, I'm embarrassed for myself. 283 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,520 It's fine. 284 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:47,520 It's fine. 285 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,520 It's good. 286 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,520 No, it. 287 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:54,800 Yeah, it just kind of tracks the same way it's been tracking. 288 00:12:54,800 --> 00:13:00,040 Yeah, of course, no one named how it gets told anything. 289 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:05,840 And the Nazis are like, hey, please don't use the nuclear arms that you have. 290 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:09,040 Because we got plans and it's going to really fuck it up. 291 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,040 No. 292 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:15,880 So if this is like a weird Nazi propaganda thing, it doesn't make any sense because they 293 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,400 said they've been around for thousands of years. 294 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:21,440 Are they trying to say that this is like where the Aryan race came from? 295 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,200 Is that what they might be living to? 296 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:28,640 I don't know enough about Nazi ideology. 297 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:34,080 I don't know a ton of shit about Nazi ideology because my life has value and it would be 298 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,440 a bad thing if I died. 299 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,440 Obviously. 300 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:42,320 But I do know things about random classes of aliens and other random species. 301 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,600 Yeah, we have the tall whites, right? 302 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,600 Yeah. 303 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,520 So there was a species called the Aryans. 304 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:53,080 And they were they were described as perfectly white, but not like us, which are fucking 305 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,080 peach colored. 306 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,840 They look like the moon. 307 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,200 Yeah. 308 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:02,320 And in all those scripts that like the Vril society got super into and they're like, oh, 309 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:07,520 we have to like harness the power for the white race, which we're not a part of. 310 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,520 Also peach. 311 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,520 Fair. 312 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:15,000 And like there's like staffs of power and shit like there's like a D&D campaign with 313 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,560 real lives. 314 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:24,760 And but there was like this white race that the Nazis and Hitler based the concept off 315 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,920 of like this is the perfect person. 316 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,240 So it was an alien race called the Aryans. 317 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,680 They don't ever say what race they are under under the earth. 318 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,640 So they could maybe Ariani is the birthplace of the Aryans. 319 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:40,120 There I think I've read different things. 320 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,120 Some is from space. 321 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,280 One was from the moon. 322 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,760 There's inside the earth. 323 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,120 But it's an old thing that goes back super far. 324 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,960 David Bowie sings about it a bunch. 325 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,960 Yeah. 326 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,480 So maybe he just maybe he just knows the story. 327 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,480 Maybe he knows it. 328 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,360 Yeah, he's deep, deep in it. 329 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:04,160 Station to station is just like, hey, have you read a bunch of ancient magic? 330 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,160 Cool. 331 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,360 Maybe I'll understand these lyrics. 332 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:13,320 So on March 11th, 1947, Bird supposedly attends a meeting at the Pentagon. 333 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,520 This is now this is almost a month after his meeting with the master. 334 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:20,600 So not real time to turn in your homework, David. 335 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,960 But oh, did you not complete the homework? 336 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,440 Oh, no, I did not. 337 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,920 I did not get a FOIA request because I put one in. 338 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,760 No, I don't know how to. 339 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:39,000 But also, I'm going to go on a limb and say that this didn't happen because. 340 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:45,640 So this is a month after he had a meeting with these clearly not in any rush. 341 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,920 It seems stopping nuclear apocalypse. 342 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,640 You just like, you know, people move at their own pace. 343 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,640 Who am I to judge? 344 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:52,640 Right. 345 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,640 You know, sit on that info for a month. 346 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,640 The dishes got to be piled up. 347 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,640 Yeah. 348 00:15:55,640 --> 00:16:00,600 So in this meeting, excuse me, in this meeting, Bird says that he detailed his discovery of 349 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:06,400 the underworld city of Ariane from its beautiful crystal buildings, its delicious warm brown 350 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:11,800 liquids all the way to its otherworldly moving sidewalks with no mention of the master's 351 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,800 message. 352 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,800 Or choose. 353 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,800 Yeah, I'm just talking with you. 354 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,640 He definitely tells him about the master's grand message and how we need to start doing 355 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,720 better as a species or we're just going to nuke ourselves to death and that as fellow 356 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:31,280 humans, the Pentagon would also be affected by that as they are part of that human race. 357 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:36,160 Bird said that his meeting was recorded and that the president had been advised of everything 358 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,160 that transpired. 359 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,400 So went right straight up to the top. 360 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,800 Big ol' Harry S. Truman himself heard about this. 361 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,800 Possibly. 362 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,160 So what happens next? 363 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,400 I want you to guess what happens next. 364 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,400 Fuck all. 365 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400 Yeah. 366 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:58,600 Bird is then detained for the next six and a half hours being just grilled by top security 367 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:04,040 forces, generals and a medical team because they probably think he's fucking insane. 368 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:08,560 He just he's like, I got to talk to the president. 369 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,560 Aliens are inside the earth. 370 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,200 And there's like, all these drugs were for MK Ultra. 371 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,200 How did you get them? 372 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,960 It turns out this was just an MK Ultra experiment. 373 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:21,160 They just gave him a bunch of ass and he just hallucinated all of this. 374 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,280 Oh, man, that would be great. 375 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,280 That'd be amazing. 376 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:29,240 But anyways, the only thing Bird had to say about all of this happening is that, quote, 377 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,440 it was an ordeal. 378 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,440 End quote. 379 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:38,240 The resolve on this man. 380 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:43,080 I got kidnapped by a subterranean race and it's like, how did that make you feel? 381 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,760 Do you kind of burn out? 382 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,760 It might take Friday off. 383 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:51,720 You have to use some of those accrued sick days. 384 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,960 You then goes on to say that he's placed under very strict control due to the national security 385 00:17:55,960 --> 00:18:00,480 provisions put in place by the U.S. government and that he was ordered to remain silent about 386 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,640 everything he has learned, seen and heard. 387 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,800 Obviously not stoked on it. 388 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,960 Bird's like, oh, man, like the world needs to know about this or we're doomed. 389 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,520 And they're just like, buddy, chill. 390 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,420 So then he is like, we're the Pentagon. 391 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:15,420 We know we're doomed. 392 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,420 We did it. 393 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:17,420 Yeah. 394 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,440 You don't think we have CIA assets in Ariana, bro? 395 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,120 We've been there for years now. 396 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:27,840 Two of those blonde guys was just Jeff. 397 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:28,840 Jeff just leaves up from the cubicle. 398 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,840 Hey, Andrew, how's it going? 399 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,840 Remember me? 400 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,840 Jeff. 401 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:38,240 But yeah, so there's like, dude, calm down. 402 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:42,680 He's been reminded reminded that he is a military man after all, and he must obey orders. 403 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:47,000 So you know, someone not standing up for what's right and by not doing something that it will 404 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,560 only lead to others being hurt because they were following orders. 405 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,840 I don't know where I've heard that before. 406 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,840 Merrick. 407 00:18:53,840 --> 00:19:00,040 Well, if you're wondering if you followed those about how we yes, I actually am because 408 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,840 that how we does not come back up one time. 409 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,400 He's in a padded cell somewhere. 410 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,800 100 percent dead. 411 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:11,560 He went home to his wife, was crying to her like all of a sudden to black ops came put 412 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,600 burlap sacks over their head, dragged him out, never to be seen again. 413 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,120 He's in he's in a hole in the desert somewhere. 414 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,120 Yeah. 415 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:23,720 Like, I hope the brown liquid was they couldn't do it to. 416 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,000 Admiral Bird because he's an admiral. 417 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,080 People would notice if he was gone, how is just a radio man. 418 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,200 They could take him out easily. 419 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,360 I bet if I like saw someone named how we die, I just like it would just unfaith me. 420 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:39,160 I go, OK, except for how I'm and I'll mention a treasure. 421 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,160 Of course. 422 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:46,200 But if you're wondering not about how we but if he followed those orders, he did. 423 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,320 He kept quiet for nine years. 424 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:54,000 His journal ends here with except for one last entry dated December 1956. 425 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,160 Again, this is nine years after his meeting. 426 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,400 Full circle going back to episode one. 427 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,360 He finds out about where the vagina is located. 428 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:06,720 Back to Anne Frank's diary. 429 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,280 Everything comes in cycles. 430 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,280 It's full. 431 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,120 You know, what's weird is that we're talking about Anne Frank between the legs. 432 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,720 We were talking about Anne Frank on that episode one. 433 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:18,280 And then I started watching season two of American Horror Story again. 434 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:22,400 And Frank comes up and then I was listening to another podcast and Frank is like, as soon 435 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,400 as you said it, the world just needed to be needed me to hear that name a million times. 436 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,840 That's how it goes. 437 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,840 It's wild. 438 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,240 But my dialogue is sponsored by like suggested ads. 439 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,240 It's just like Google search history. 440 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,440 You just use all those cookies and then that's what you say. 441 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,440 Also, you look thirsty. 442 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,440 You want some liquid death? 443 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,680 Are you just got to have a look? 444 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:49,640 So in 1956, December, Bird writes in his journal one last time. 445 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,000 And I'm just going to read you what he wrote verbatim. 446 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:59,160 He wrote, these last few years elapsed since 1947 have not been kind. 447 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:05,120 I now know my final entry and I now make my final entry in the singular diary. 448 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:09,480 In closing, I must state that I have faithfully kept this matter secret as directed all these 449 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,480 years. 450 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,660 It has been completely against my values of moral rights. 451 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:18,160 Now I seem to sense the long night coming on and this secret will not die with me. 452 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,880 But as all truth shall, it will triumph it. 453 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,880 And so it shall. 454 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:22,880 It will try. 455 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:23,880 I don't know. 456 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,880 That doesn't make any sense. 457 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,120 I'm convinced this is not really it will triumph overall. 458 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,120 Yeah. 459 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:34,560 Now, so he goes on to say this, this can be the only hope for mankind. 460 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,520 I have seen the truth and it has quickened my spirit and has set me free. 461 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:43,640 I have done my duty toward the monstrous military, industrial, military, industrial complex. 462 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,880 Now the long night begins to approach, but there shall be no end. 463 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,400 Just as the long night of the Arctic ends, the brilliant sunshine of truth shall come 464 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,400 again. 465 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,360 And those who are of darkness shall fall in its light. 466 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:59,440 For I have seen that land beyond the pole, the center of the great unknown. 467 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,720 And then he died three months later. 468 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:08,520 He actually died on so much cooler if he only used the long night once. 469 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,160 But it's like he thought of something cool and was just like, I'm just going to keep 470 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,160 going with that. 471 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:18,080 But he he actually died on March 11th, 1957, which was 10 years to the day that he had 472 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,380 his meeting at the Pentagon. 473 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:24,360 So coincidence, probably he was old as fuck. 474 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:29,920 But yeah, so that's the the unfortunate story of Admiral Byrd and Hollow Earth. 475 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,600 It kind of got away from us there. 476 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,200 But that's it from you. 477 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,360 No, you didn't see it coming. 478 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,360 I found it. 479 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,360 I saw it first. 480 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,360 Yeah, that's fair. 481 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:54,920 But yeah, so the what did you think? 482 00:22:54,920 --> 00:23:02,240 The only bit of credence I can give it is someone seeing something paranormal or of 483 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,360 some sort. 484 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:08,000 Telling everyone about it, them just being like, fuck yourself and then having a bad 485 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,920 life for the rest of their life and die. 486 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,920 Yeah. 487 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:15,200 So that's the only thing that tracks with like standard UFO shit. 488 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,200 Yeah. 489 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:20,440 But I also I did find the rest of it sounds like Nazi propaganda. 490 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,840 Yeah, but I don't know why. 491 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,800 Like where like if he wrote this, he was a World War Two. 492 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,080 Like he got like Purple Hearts and that medal of that like valor. 493 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,760 Like so clearly he wouldn't have written this. 494 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,600 He was the one fucking bombing Nazis all day. 495 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,900 What year is this? 496 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:43,320 This diary, quote unquote, was written in 1947 or 46, a little bit after Operation Paperclip. 497 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,680 Where is he born? 498 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:51,120 He was born in he was born in Winchester, Virginia in 1888. 499 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,120 Nazi. 500 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,280 And then he but he died in Boston, Massachusetts. 501 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,280 That doesn't help either. 502 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,280 Fuck. 503 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,280 No, not at all. 504 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,280 But I did. 505 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,520 I did find out something about him. 506 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:10,640 So he was technically I think like the he's one of the first people to ever fly over the 507 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,200 North Pole in 1926. 508 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:18,240 OK, so it did actually kind of make sense that he didn't realize why his tools were 509 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,880 wonky. 510 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:29,800 But it came to light that he may have faked his his flight records and the log. 511 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,360 Someone so he did have a diary like in. 512 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,120 So how he snitched. 513 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:40,520 Well, I don't know because Bird's diary was actually published and released. 514 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,280 This shit I don't think was actually in it. 515 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,920 I think someone added this to it. 516 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,700 This is just a conspiracy thing. 517 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:55,440 But in the diary, the date, May 9th, 1926, the flight revealed, erased, but then written 518 00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:02,120 over like I don't know what they're called, like degrees and coordinates like that. 519 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:07,320 And the original ones don't match the ones that he wrote over. 520 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:12,400 So they think that he just wanted to say he did it, but then had to turn back before he 521 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,080 could actually do it. 522 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,080 So so he's I feel like that's a stretch. 523 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,480 He might be a liar. 524 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,800 Like, he's definitely a liar. 525 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:26,280 I don't know if it's about that. 526 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,880 He also attempted to be the first person to fly. 527 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:35,840 He was the first transatlantic flight, but then he didn't do it. 528 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,520 And then Lindbergh was like, no, fuck you. 529 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,520 I'm going to do it. 530 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,520 And then he did instead. 531 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:44,320 So, yeah, those things by getting eaten by coconut crabs. 532 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,560 So take the W. 533 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:50,960 Oh, shit. 534 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:51,960 All right, Luke. 535 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,600 Well, that was the story of Admiral Byrd and Hollow Earth. 536 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,280 I mean, it was still fun. 537 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280 It was still a fun. 538 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,280 So fun. 539 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,280 The Masters made me feel dirty. 540 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:02,320 But the monsters, the monsters, the monsters, the monsters, the Nazis. 541 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,320 You can call the monsters. 542 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,960 The Masters monologue was pretty metal. 543 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,760 I had a fun time with that one. 544 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:07,760 It was pretty good. 545 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,000 No, no, it was metal. 546 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 It was pretty good. 547 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:17,280 All the time you like involve a flower when like a singular flower and while talking about 548 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,280 like the apocalypse. 549 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,960 Yeah, it just makes it just the death of beauty. 550 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,440 And I was like, oh, that's awesome. 551 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,000 Definitely good imagery. 552 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,840 Yeah, I'll give it to you. 553 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,680 See that one last rose wilt and fucking nuclear hellfire. 554 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,480 Like, yeah, I'll give them. 555 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,000 I'll give the master this. 556 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,480 He has a way with words. 557 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:40,320 Or I guess technically, whoever wrote this fake nonsense has a way with words. 558 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:45,760 Which I want to say it would be Admiral Byrd, but he also doesn't seem like he has a way 559 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,360 with words at all. 560 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:52,360 No, because sometimes he like maybe he's dumbing himself down to be like, of course, someone 561 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:56,440 smarter than me wrote this because the rest of this is me babbling like an idiot. 562 00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,480 But also he's got to have the memory like like a steel trap to remember that whole fucking 563 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,340 soliloquy and then write it down. 564 00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:06,760 I don't remember people's names when I meet them. 565 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,240 So yeah, that would be. 566 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,240 Way beyond my comprehension. 567 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,240 Right. 568 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,240 It's wild. 569 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,240 It's like bad things. 570 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,240 Don't do it. 571 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,120 Fuck, dude. 572 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,320 I'm not going to say we messed up. 573 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,560 I still think it was a good series. 574 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,840 It definitely took a turn that on series. 575 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:32,640 But I think we should be able to preface things with hey, hey, there might be Nazis. 576 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,440 Well, we have conspiracy theories get out of hand. 577 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:40,520 We did preface in the first episode that this might be possibly maybe. 578 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,720 Nazis, we just confirmed it in this one. 579 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,960 Yeah, true. 580 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,360 So, you know, the the warning signs were there. 581 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,840 We just had fucking blinders on. 582 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:57,160 Yeah, I'm trying to look at like other experiences and like cryptic concepts with the mammoths 583 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,160 and just completely get that one. 584 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,240 Yeah, you know, because we try to see the good things. 585 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,240 All right, Luke. 586 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:09,200 Yeah, that's like me driving down the highway and like there's like a Proud Boy demonstration, 587 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,760 but I'm on Cryptopedia like looking up some weird like like the axe handle hound. 588 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,840 It's like there's no Nazis in New Hampshire. 589 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,840 Yeah, no, I don't even know. 590 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,840 Fine. 591 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:24,120 OK, so I think next week what we're going to do actually next week about next week, 592 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:29,320 I will not be able to record next week because I will be in Johnstown, Pennsylvania for Squonka 593 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,320 Palooza. 594 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,840 Yeah, that should be fun. 595 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:39,920 So if anyone wants to join that, that is August 26th at the Central Park in Johnstown, Pennsylvania 596 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,920 Squonka Palooza. 597 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:41,920 It's going to be fun. 598 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:42,920 I'm going to have a table set up there. 599 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,320 I'm going to be recording some shit while there. 600 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,880 I don't really have anything to sell or anything. 601 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,240 I'm just going to have a table with me recording while it's going on, but it should be a fun 602 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,240 time. 603 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,240 I'm going to have a good time with it. 604 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,200 But yeah, and for my depressed friends out there, if you just go there and cry, you can 605 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,200 call a cosplay. 606 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,080 Yeah, that's that's there you go. 607 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,760 Squonk, sad but rad, baby. 608 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:09,640 Yeah, no, I think next I think next episode, what we'll do is you wanted to do Hollow Moon 609 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,520 to try and maybe brighten this up a bit. 610 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,160 Oh, no, we're not doing Hollow Moon. 611 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,160 Oh, no. 612 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,160 Oh, no. 613 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,160 Moon tunnel. 614 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,160 Moon tunnel. 615 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,160 All right. 616 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,160 All right. 617 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,080 Yeah, that just more weird. 618 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,080 Decisively less Nazis. 619 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,240 No, wasn't someone fleeing? 620 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,720 Were they fleeing the Nazis or something like that? 621 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,200 That's why they're in the cave. 622 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,600 Yeah, I think you're right. 623 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,320 These are not these are the bad guys in this one. 624 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:41,360 Not the not the cool dudes with the advanced civilization who's like, no, don't use the 625 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,360 nuke. 626 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,360 That's fair enough. 627 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,360 All right. 628 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,920 Don't end the war. 629 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,280 Follow us at Crypto Cocktail on Instagram. 630 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,680 Follow us at Crypto Cocktail on Twitter. 631 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,480 Crypto Cocktail party on TikTok. 632 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,480 That's it. 633 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,480 Follow Luke on Instagram. 634 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480 Spring Heeled Luke. 635 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:03,840 If you want to see pictures of his kitty and actually, I don't even know why I didn't do 636 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:04,840 this before. 637 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:09,880 The Wicked Folk on Instagram was a folklore and cryptid Instagram I made. 638 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:14,240 Now that I'm doing this again, I think I'm going to revive it. 639 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,240 So go forward. 640 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,320 Is it fun stories? 641 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,880 The Wicked Folk, the Wicked Folk. 642 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,880 All right. 643 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,800 You heard it here first, folks. 644 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,800 Wicked folks. 645 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,800 All right. 646 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,720 Luke, do you want to say a say goodbye? 647 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:40,360 Auf Wiedersehen, Dave.