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Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Hello Wednesday.

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Today, we're going to be doing a little bonus episode for you throughout the month of October.

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I am your host Dave and I am joined today by Nicholas Einzman, the most handsome boy in the world.

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How's it going, bud?

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Well, the stress and pressure of being the most handsome boy in the world is slowly eating me alive.

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I was going to say eating me out and I was like, wait a second, that doesn't match.

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Yeah, you live right on the rim of despair.

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Oh, I definitely live on a rim.

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Boo, we're bad.

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We're so naughty.

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But yeah, welcome everyone.

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Again, this is a Cryptic Cocktail Party, Hello Wednesdays.

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We're doing some midweek episodes just to give you a little bit of extra spook.

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And I don't know, I got nothing.

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Nick, what's something that made you smile today?

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What's something that made me smile today?

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Yeah, I figured we'd start the episode off with some positivity.

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So I woke up, right?

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That's great.

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And I realized that I had some leftover margarita pizza from Thin and Crispy.

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Oh, shit. TNC's little buds.

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Their pizza is incredible to begin with.

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Sorry, I just had a brain fart there.

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I thought you were just like, came your pants thinking about it, because I'm not going to lie, that's what I do.

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Believe me, I have come my pants eating their margarita pizza.

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TNC's pizza, if you're in Philly or the Port Richmond Fishtown area, I don't know how far they deliver, but goddamn is their pizza the best.

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But that's your smile for the day?

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No, no, no, no.

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And then I watched The Punisher.

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Which one?

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Like the original movie with, well not the original, it's the second one, because technically there's three Punisher movies.

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Yeah, so not the one with Dolphin Laundry or whatever, but the one after that.

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The one after, the one with John Travolta.

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Hell yeah. It's a bad movie, but it's so good.

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Not good, not good at all.

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And then I like thought about my life a little bit while I was watching it, because I grew up watching, you know, that movie, the Ghost Rider movie, like the Daredevil movie.

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All of them are really dark and depressing, and I was obsessed with them and it explains a lot.

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So I got to some rude, some childhood trauma.

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It made me smile.

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The John Travolta Punisher is so good. He doesn't play the Punisher.

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I don't know the name of the actor that plays the Punisher, but that one scene where he has a guy hanging by chains and he thinks he tells the guy is going to blow torch his back and he just holds a cold popsicle to him.

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Oh yeah, he gets the fucking ice pop.

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It's so good.

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He's like, you're going to feel, you're going to feel really cold.

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And then he just like stabs him with an ice pop.

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It's so good.

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All right, Nicholas. Well, today we're going to be doing something a little a little different, a little fun.

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We're not going to tell a story today.

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Well, we're going to tell stories, but you're going to be in control of the stories.

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There's a lot of pressure.

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Like a choose your own adventure?

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Kind of. So there's a lot of, what's it called, a lot of discourse about AI technology.

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You know, like AI art being stolen from other arts, all that stuff.

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But I thought we would do today is I found out that chat GPT can write creepypastas, spooky spaghetti, yes, it can.

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Spooky spaghetti's macabre marinara's, if you will.

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So what I'm going to have you do is we're going to do kind of like a mad lib thing.

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I'm going to ask you certain words and phrases.

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You're going to tell them to me and then I'm going to put them into chat GPT and it's going to produce a creepypasta for us.

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And I'm sold.

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All right. So I need what I need from you is a time like a year, like between 1700s, 2000s, 3000s, but whatever.

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And I need an era a long time ago.

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No, like a number, like a number, but like a year.

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Sixteen fifty five.

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All right. And I need to know.

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Give me like cursed, possessed, haunted, one of those words.

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Possession. All right.

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And then I need an object.

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It can be a video game.

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It could be whatever.

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Just anything.

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I will choose a 1987 Kenner's action figure of the bounty hunter Bosque.

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From the movie Star Wars, because that wasn't specific.

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OK. And do you want to be in the first person or third person?

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OK. Your face is giving me all I need to know.

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Are you ready for this?

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I was born ready.

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This is the creepypasta that you have decided.

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All right. In the year 1655, amidst the dark and mysterious alleys of London,

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a peculiar tale began to circulate among the locals.

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It spoke of a cursed artifact, a relic from a distant galaxy,

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and its malevolent influence on those who possessed it.

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This eerie narrative centered around none other than a small,

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unassuming Bosque action figure from the Star Wars universe.

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Oh, my God.

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In 1655.

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The story began when a renowned collector and enthusiast of oddities,

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Lord Archibald Montague, acquired the rare Bosque action figure through a clandestine auction.

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His wealth and curiosity led him to seek out the most exotic and enigmatic items in the world.

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Yet it was a seemingly innocent plastic toy that would become his most haunting obsession.

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Upon receiving the action figure, Lord Montague was entranced by his exquisite detail and craftsmanship.

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He proudly displayed it in his lavish drawing room alongside his other prized possessions.

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The lifelike rendering of the Trandoshan bounty hunter with his sinister grin and reptilian eyes

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seemed to watch over the room like an otherworldly sentinel.

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I'm sorry.

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This is fucking gold.

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As the nights grew longer and colder, whispers began to circulate among Lord Montague's servants.

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They spoke of strange occurrences in the Manson.

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The Manson. It's just Charlie Manson.

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Muffled footsteps echoed in empty hallways, the objects inexplicably moved on their own.

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The mansion itself seemed to shudder with an otherworldly presence.

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One evening, while Lord Montague was alone in his study, he became aware of an eerie presence in his room.

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His gaze was drawn to the Bosque action figure, which had seemingly shifted its position on the shelf.

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Unnerved but dismissing it as a mere trick of the light, he returned to his work.

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But the malevolent force within the Bosque figure was not to be ignored.

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Night after night, it seemed to grow stronger, its influence seeping into the very walls of the mansion

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Lord Montague's sleep became disturbed by vivid nightmares of being pursued by the relentless Trandoshan bounty hunter.

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What makes it even funnier is it's like a three and a half inch.

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Bosque action figure.

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Now, as the days turned into weeks, Lord Montague's obsession with the Bosque figure reached a fever pitch.

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He spent hours locked in his study, whispering to the plastic figure.

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His voice tinged with madness.

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Servants who dared enter the room were met with his crazed laughter and cryptic ramblings about the power hidden within the toy.

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One fateful night, as a raging storm lashed the mansion, Lord Montague's cries pierced the darkness.

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His servants rushed to his study only to find him in disarray.

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Papers were scattered, furniture overturned, and in the center of the chaos, the Bosque action figure lay glowing in an eerie malevolent light.

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It was as if the very essence of Bosque had unleashed upon the world.

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Lord Montague, his mind shattered, clutched the action figure tightly in his hand, oblivious to the terror that now emanated from it.

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The servants watched in horror as their master's body began to contort and change, his features morphing into a grotesque resemblance of the Trandoshan.

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Hold on, wait, hold on.

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In a voice that was no longer his own, Lord Montague hissed, I am Bosque, the relentless hunter, and I have claimed this vessel.

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The servants fled the mansion, leaving behind the cursed artifact that had given their master to madness. The once grand mansion now stood as a desolate, haunted place, its halls echoing with the tortured cries of Lord Montague, forever trapped within the malevolent Bosque figure.

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And so the legend of the possessed Bosque action figure lived on. A cautionary tale whispered among the people of London in 1655.

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None dared enter the cursed mansion, for they knew that the relentless hunter still lurked within, waiting to claim the souls of any who dared to cross its path.

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To this day, the Bosque action figure remains hidden away, a sinister relic of a bygone era, a reminder that even the most innocent objects can hold unspeakable horrors when touched by the dark side of the force.

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Oh shit, dude, that was too fucking good.

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Dude, that's a show right there.

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That is a show. It's just us giving each other manlybs and chat GTV thing.

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All right. Can I can we switch the verse here because I want to I want to do this for you.

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Oh, you got the app on your phone or are you on the I'm going to pull it up on my on my second monitor.

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Bro, that was that was too fat.

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Dude, that was fucking great.

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That was actually better than what I thought it was.

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Maybe I'm going to start a blog that's just all AI chat.

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No, I think we just do a podcast.

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Just send it.

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Fuck, dude.

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I just love that they didn't explain how 1655 came across the boss action figure from the 1980s and probably 1970.

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Oh, it'd be like 1980. Right.

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All right, Dave.

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So I need you to give me a year.

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A year.

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Let's do.

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Let's do the year four thousand and sixty nine. Nice.

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Very nice. Very nice.

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OK. And I need you to give me a noun.

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A noun.

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Yeah. So a person, place or thing.

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Oh, shit.

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Let's do a do lava lamp.

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Lava lamp. And now I need you to give me a adjective.

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Oh, fuck.

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You can do stinky, cheesy, scary.

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I know what it is. All right.

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OK, I'm just giving you the the mad lib rules here.

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Let's do shiny.

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Which was shiny, shiny like a diamond or just shiny?

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Just shiny.

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All right. And away we go.

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Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Fuck. Oh, it's still going.

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Oh, it's still going.

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Oh, I forgot to say that I put only put it.

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So my prompt was, can you write me a seven hundred word creepypasta set in time about a.

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I didn't just do because it'll go forever.

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Oh, it it might be a little bit longer, but it's it's definitely not too, too long.

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In the year four thousand sixty nine.

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Oh, gosh.

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Humanity had achieved astonishing technical heights, technological heights,

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but they still cherished relics from the past.

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One such relics was a mysterious, shiny lava lamp.

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An object that had survived countless centuries, passing through generations as an eerie family heirloom.

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This lava lamp was rumored to have.

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Supernatural powers and legends surrounding it had grown over millennia.

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The lava lamp, which was said to have been crafted by an ancient civilization that had long disappeared.

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I mean, it tracks 1970 compared to fucking four thousand sixty nine.

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That's pretty ancient. Yeah. All right. Fair enough.

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It's it's outer surface was a shimmering metallic silver that seemed to defy the passage of time.

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The liquid inside, however, was unlike any other lava lamp.

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Oh, instead of the usual lava like blobs,

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it contained a viscous dark fluid that seemed to pulse with a life of its own, regardless of the power being on.

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Oh, this is like the blob.

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The lava lamp had been passed down through generations, each generation, each owner experiencing its eerie effects.

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Some claim that it could show glimpses of the future, while others believed it.

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While others believed it could communicate with the dead.

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The truth was. No one really knew what the lava lamp was capable of, but only that it was fueled by the mystique.

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No, it's so vague.

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In four thousand sixty nine, the lava lamp was in the possession.

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Oh, we're getting some crossover here.

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The lava lamp was in the possession of the Montagru family.

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No way. Yeah.

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It makes sense. It makes sense for centuries that they had kept away in their mansion,

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in their hidden mansion, deep in the heart of a sprawling futuristic city.

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The mansion had become of stuff of legends of itself with curious wonders of what was stored inside

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and rumors of strange occurrences and eerie noises emanating from the walls.

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Is this a what? No. How is this happening?

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I don't know. One fateful evening as a violent thunderstorm, we just accidentally created a whole Montague universe.

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Oh, yeah. Thank you, chat GPT.

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Oh, shit. One fateful evening as a violent thunderstorm raged outside,

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a young Sarah Montagru discovered the lava lamp tucked away in a dusty addict corner.

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She heard the stories of its power since she was a child and her curiosity got the better of her.

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She decided it was high time to give it a try.

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Sarah touched the lava lamp and to her surprise, it came to life.

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The dark fluid inside began to churn and swirl, forming strange shapes and patterns of things she had never seen before.

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Oh, shit. So the lava lamp is almost like a devination thing,

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As she watched, a ghostly image of a man appeared, his features distorted and hazy.

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It was Bosque.

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All right, continue. Who are you?

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Sarah whispered, trembling in fear.

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The apparition of the lava lamp spoke with an otherworldly voice.

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I am the keeper of the lava lamp, a guardian of its secrets.

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And I have waited centuries for someone like you.

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Sarah's heart raced as the lava lamp revealed its true nature.

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It can indeed communicate with the dead, but it demanded a price for its return of its power.

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Of course, the lava lamp required a living soul to be bonded with it.

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And Sarah was its chosen vessel. Shit.

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Like, like the like the things from Avatar.

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They had a great hair.

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Maybe the storm outside intensified lightning flashing through the windows,

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casting eerie shadows in the attic of former Montgomery family members.

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Montgomery or Montague Montague. OK.

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I'm fucking dyslexic. Yeah, you're bad at this.

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I think I'm doing a great job.

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Sarah hesitated, but the lava lamp's power was all too alluring.

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She agreed to the binding ritual and with a flash of searing light, her soul became one with the lava lamp.

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From that day forward, Sarah Montague became an it's not right.

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Eternal guardian of the lava lamp.

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It's spelled weird. Her existence was bound to the shiny relic and she could never leave its side.

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Over the centuries, the Montague mansion became even more mysterious with its all walls

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echoing with the whispered secrets of the lava lamp.

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Visitors who ventured into the mansion reported feeling a chilling presence

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and hearing eerie whispers in the dark corners of the house.

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The shiny lava lamp of four thousand sixty nine had claimed another soul and its legend had lived on.

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A haunting reminder for the price one pay for unlocking its dark and mysterious powers.

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God damn it. It's so fucking.

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I do like the fact that it kept it in the universe.

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I agree. That's pretty good.

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You got to hit me with another one. This is this is comedy gold.

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All right. Let's let's change it up. I'm going to do give me a state.

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New Mexico. Can I give you the character about a guy named David Prescott?

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Yeah. Fuck me. And he stumbles upon what?

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A wooden dummy from the 1940s named Kobe Clark.

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Like a ventriloquist dummy? Yeah. Haunted.

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Yes. The ghost of give me a famous person that's dead.

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Famous person that's dead. Yeah. Chris Farley.

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Oh, no. All right. I cannot wait.

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All right. Yeah. In the vast desert expanse of New Mexico,

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with a scorching sun and desolation cast an eerie timeless quality,

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a man named David Prescott embarked on an extraordinary journey.

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Little did he know that this journey would lead him to an unsettling encounter

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with a ventriloquist dummy that harbored the ghost of the beloved comedian Chris Farley.

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David Prescott was an amateur collector of oddities drawn to the peculiar and

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peculiar and paranormal. One scorching summer day,

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while scouring an old antique shop in the sleepy town of Roswell,

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he stumbled upon a dusty wooden ventriloquist dummy, its nameplate reading Kobe Clark.

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The shop owner, an elderly woman with a knowing glint in her eye,

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recounted the dummy's strange history.

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It was rumored to have once belonged to a mysterious ventriloquist named Clyde Morgan,

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who had vanished without a trace after a tragic accident during a live performance.

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The doll had since been passed down through generations of collectors,

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each owner claiming to have witnessed unsettling occurrences.

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Intrigued by the doll's eerie reputation,

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David purchased Kobe Clark and took him to his small, isolated home on the outskirts of the desert.

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As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long, ominous shadows across the landscape,

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David decided to try his hand at ventriloquism, using the unsettling dummy as his audience.

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Wait, what? Why would I use the dummy as my audience?

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All right, anyways, to his astonishment, as he manipulated Kobe Clark's wooden features and began to speak,

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a voice not his own emerged from the dummy.

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It was the unmistakable voice of Chris Farley, the beloved comedian who tragically passed away years ago.

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David felt a chill creep down his spine as the voice of Farley began to tell jokes,

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delivering punchlines with the macabre humor that sent shivers down his spine.

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As the days turned into weeks, David's life spiraled into chaos.

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Kobe Clark, now inhabited by the spirit of Chris Farley, became increasingly unpredictable.

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It would come to life in the dead of night,

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its eyes glowing with an eerie spectral light and recounting Farley's darkest memories and regrets in a mournful tone.

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Oh my God.

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David's own sanity began to unravel as he found himself locked in a surreal conversation with the restless spirit of the comedian.

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Chris Farley's presence grew more menacing with each passing day,

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and David could feel his own identity slipping away as he became a vessel for a ghost's torment.

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Oh my God.

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Desperate to free himself from this nightmarish ordeal,

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David researched the history of Clyde Morgan, the ventriloquist who owned Kobe Clark, before him.

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He discovered a tragic tale of obsession and madness, leading to Morgan's mysterious disappearance.

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It was clear that Farley's relentless spirit was trapped within the dummy as a result of Morgan's dark experiments.

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With newfound determination, David embarked on a perilous journey into the unforgiving New Mexico desert to seek answers and release Farley's spirit from its wooden prison.

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Guided by a cryptic map he had discovered in Morgan's notes,

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he navigated treacherous terrain and reached the site of the ventriloquist's last performance.

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There, beneath a blood-red sun, David performed a final ventriloquist act, imploring Kobe Clark to release Chris Farley's spirit.

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As the last words left his lips, a violent wind swept through the desert and the wooden dummy crumbled to dust, its eerie laughter echoing in the wind.

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The haunting presence of Chris Farley finally faded, leaving David shaken but free from the malevolent grip of Kobe Clark.

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As he walked away from the desolate desert landscape, he couldn't help but wonder if the restless spirit had found peace or if it still roamed the vast expanse of New Mexico,

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forever bound to the unforgiving desert and the enigmatic dummy that had imprisoned it for so long.

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God damn it.

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That was the best.

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That was pretty good.

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Yeah, that took turns. I wasn't expecting it to take.

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I'm gonna spend the rest of my day making this image in Photoshop.

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Yeah, please do.

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Of me using Kobe Clark as a dummy and then...

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And then like force ghost Chris Farley behind you.

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Fuck, dude, that's so good.

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Oh shit.

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Well, I think that's gonna do it for the Spooky Spaghetti, but I think we're definitely gonna have to do this again at some point because that was fucking good.

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God damn.

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It was a good time.

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It was a good time.

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All right, man.

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All right.

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Well, do you want to plug your stuff before we say goodbye?

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Yeah.

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So listen, if you want to talk about watches and we have a new podcast coming out called Unlimited Time Radio, where it's me and my partner who is not going to be on camera just yet,

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but he's gonna be on our talk and watches.

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He usually tries to get me drunk and then get my opinions while, you know, lifting my guard up.

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Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

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You're gonna show your dick?

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What does lifting your guard up mean?

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Oh, letting my guard down.

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Oh, my hair down.

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Gosh.

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Let my hair down.

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Yeah, I'm gonna let the mustache just kind of show that dick.

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Show that dick.

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Show that dick.

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Yeah, I'm gonna.

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Big dick.

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Nick.

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I'm just gonna loop me saying show that dick, but layer 15 times.

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So it sounds like a group of people are just chanting show that dick.

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Incredible.

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Yeah, that's a mistake.

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Thanks for having me.

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I'm always a pleasure.

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Yeah.

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Make sure to follow us on Instagram at Crypto Cocktail.

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TikTok is Crypto Cocktail Party.

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And with that, Nick, would you like to say goodbye to everyone?

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Adios, take care, go gently into that quiet night.

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Fuck you.

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Tell them to stay quiet.

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Stay quiet.

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Thank you.