1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,680 Find other great podcasts like this one at podmoth.network. 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,640 Today we besque in the light of mustachioed greatness. 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:16,320 Hi, this is Daniel Segura, host of the Mustachioed Podcastio. 4 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,320 You like mustaches? 5 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,320 You like movies? 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,320 You like sexy chinganos? 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,100 Well, the podcastio is the place for you. 8 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:27,200 We are talking legendary mustaches from Charles Bronson to the Great Bird Reynolds to the 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,200 OG-I-T. 10 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:32,960 Find the Mustachioed Podcastio anywhere you listen to podcasts. 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:41,720 That is M-O-U-S-T-A-S-H-I-O-D Podcastio. 12 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:56,720 Hey everybody. 13 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:00,280 Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party, a show where we have a few 14 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,040 drinks, share a few laughs, take a dive into the unknown. 15 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:08,920 I am your host Dave and today I am joined by a man whose love for cryptids is only outweighed 16 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:14,360 by his love of Ruben sandwiches and that would be Luke Ferry. 17 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,640 He loves himself a Ruben. 18 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,640 How you doing buddy? 19 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:17,640 It's been a minute. 20 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,960 I don't know if I love Rubens more than cryptids though. 21 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:21,960 You don't think so? 22 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:22,960 No. 23 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:23,960 No. 24 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:29,160 To me, some weird genie, even if you sounded like Robin Williams, you'd be like, listen, 25 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:33,920 you have all the Rubens you want, but there's no more magic. 26 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:39,360 That's a, Rubens are good, but clubs exist. 27 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,360 That's fair enough. 28 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,800 Yeah man, you've been missing for a minute now. 29 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,000 How was your pinball tournament thing? 30 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,160 That was good. 31 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,840 I made it to the finals. 32 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,040 So it was the top four. 33 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:57,080 Got my ass absolutely handed to me, but one of the guys I was playing with was, there's 34 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,600 a problem with one of the machines. 35 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,320 So instead of just telling the manager, he just casually texted the guy who made and 36 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,640 designed the machine. 37 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,280 Like just like the whole ass game? 38 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,280 Yup. 39 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,280 Okay. 40 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,120 So like he's been around the pinball block a few more times than I have. 41 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,120 Oh, so he's like a, he's a seasoned vet kind of deal. 42 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,120 Yeah. 43 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,120 Gotcha. 44 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,120 All right. 45 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,120 How many people played in it? 46 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,120 I think there was 20. 47 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,120 God damn. 48 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,800 So top four got money. 49 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,000 So I got 125 bucks that day. 50 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,360 That's not, that's not bad for a couple hours of just playing pinball. 51 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,360 I took off work for it. 52 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,360 Probably would have made more, but. 53 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:33,000 Oh, but that just goes to show how confident you are in your pinball skills. 54 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,080 Cause like even in the, in the something that I'm the most confident in, I don't think I'd 55 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:40,040 take a day off work on the off chance that I might win money. 56 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,720 But you knew, you knew like, I'm going to come out of here with some sort of bankroll. 57 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,360 It's your boy, dude. 58 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,360 That's fair enough. 59 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,280 What was, what was grand prize? 60 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,280 400. 61 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,280 Really? 62 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,280 Oh dude. 63 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,280 And that's just like a local charity tournament. 64 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,160 Like it gets up a lot higher than that. 65 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,560 Oh, it was for charity? 66 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,560 Yeah. 67 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,560 Oh, I see. 68 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,440 I didn't know that was one of the biggest reasons I took off. 69 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,440 Like, okay. 70 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,440 Yeah. 71 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:06,400 Like I'll, I maybe I'll lose a little money, but like if anything, like it's, uh, Boston's 72 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,680 children's cancer center gets some cash. 73 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,680 Yeah. 74 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:15,000 No, that's, uh, I would definitely, and then I took $125 away from those kids. 75 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Fuck them kids. 76 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,560 But now, but now, but I didn't know it was for charity. 77 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,880 So now maybe I would take the day off work, even if I wasn't as confident in my skills 78 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:23,880 as before. 79 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,160 Dave Priscott hates to cancerous children. 80 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,160 It is now canonized. 81 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,160 I mean, what have they ever done for me? 82 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,360 Not a damn fucking thing. 83 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,360 That's what I'm saying. 84 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,360 All right, Luke. 85 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,400 Uh, well you've missed out on not, not too much. 86 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,960 You missed out on the Manananggal, which is a fucking awesome story. 87 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,000 Um, but to make up for it. 88 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,280 I missed out like you didn't fuck up the scheduling. 89 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,280 Oh, that's not me. 90 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,280 Well, yeah, dude. 91 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:46,280 All right. 92 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,280 So here's the thing. 93 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:52,680 So I'm going to go to Vegas on when Thursday, uh, to promote the show, to promote the, no, 94 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,320 I'm going to go to, I'm going to when we were young festival. 95 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,040 Oh, so to waste time. 96 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,280 Well, it's, it doesn't make dollars. 97 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,280 It doesn't make sense, Dave. 98 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,280 You gotta remember that. 99 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,280 That's fair enough. 100 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,720 No, uh, as well as my anniversary, my wedding anniversary on the 21st and then my birthday 101 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:09,720 is the 28th. 102 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:13,300 So the wife and I are taking a little vacation. 103 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:16,280 So I've been working overtime, so I've been working Saturdays. 104 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,760 I, yeah, I fucked up the schedule. 105 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:18,760 It's on me. 106 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,560 But anyways, I'm going to make it up to you, Luke. 107 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,560 Okay. 108 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,840 Uh, I'm, I'm not, I texted you this before the show. 109 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:32,240 I'm not confident that all of my information in this is in the story is correct, but it's 110 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,480 unlike every other cryptid story that we've done. 111 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,800 I feel confident in a lot of those stories. 112 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,800 This one is the only one. 113 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:42,480 And I'm like, Oh, people like, I could potentially get messages on this one. 114 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,440 You know what I mean? 115 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,440 Even better. 116 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,440 It's going to be great. 117 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:50,800 You know, it's, you know, no bad publicity. 118 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:51,800 I can't say that word. 119 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,800 Do some shrub. 120 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:53,800 Publicity. 121 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,600 Uh, no, I'm making toast. 122 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,720 Oh wait, no, I'm not. 123 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:00,720 All right. 124 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,560 So I wanted to continue on with our, uh, the overseas journey we've been on. 125 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:08,280 I figured today we would travel just like a short distance Northeast of where our last 126 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:12,560 episode took place, which if you remember was the Philippines, uh, to talk about what 127 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,360 I believe is one of your favorite types of folkloric creatures. 128 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,840 And that would be the Yokai of Japan. 129 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,560 Yeah, doggy. 130 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,880 Now you, you know a lot about the Yokai, right? 131 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,320 Or at least I love Yokai stories. 132 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,880 Yeah, I know you do. 133 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,360 Uh, now as I'm sure you know, maybe the listeners might not. 134 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:37,600 There are like literally hundreds of Yokai in Japanese folklore. 135 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:43,440 And just like the Mananagal and the Oswong of the Philippine Filipino folklore, these 136 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:47,000 also get broken down into different categories and subcategories. 137 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,680 Vampires, ghosts, ghouls, that kind of stuff. 138 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:55,520 Uh, well, I'm not entirely sure if there's a Yokai subcategory of self segmenting viscera 139 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,520 suckers. 140 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:01,560 Uh, the subcategory that our topic falls under is, uh, the Yuri. 141 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:08,760 Now the name Yuri consists of two kanji, uh, yu meaning dim or faint and ri meaning spirit 142 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:15,680 or soul to form what basically translates to faint spirit or to us Westerners, ghost. 143 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,640 Now can you have any idea what we're going to be talking about today? 144 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:23,320 That does not narrow it down at all. 145 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,800 No, not. 146 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:32,360 Oh, now Luke, this would be a really boring episode and you'd probably be very disappointed 147 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:36,560 if I just told you some run of the mill boilerplate ghost story. 148 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,560 Right? 149 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,960 No, you know, you wouldn't be, I feel like you'd be. 150 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:40,960 Yeah, go for it. 151 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,960 I'll send it. 152 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,960 All right. 153 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:47,120 Well, no, well today's subject is something much more terrifying than just some Casper 154 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,320 ass ghost. 155 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,320 Today we will be- 156 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,120 Always the starving ghosts. 157 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,800 No, close. 158 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:58,360 We'll be talking about the original spooky, scary skeleton, the starving skeleton, also 159 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,760 known as the gashadakuru. 160 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,400 Are you familiar? 161 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,400 Uh, vaguely. 162 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,400 Okay. 163 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:10,520 Definitely haven't done any deep dives on it, but you know, I read the top paragraph. 164 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,520 Gotcha. 165 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:17,720 So for those who aren't familiar, much like I was when writing the script, the gashadakuru 166 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:23,880 is a malevolent spirit that presents itself as a massive, roughly 90 foot tall skeleton 167 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,840 that is said to wander Japan during the darkest hours of the night. 168 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,720 It's fucking Home Depot. 169 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,760 Dude, this is every girl's dream. 170 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:38,200 Just a 90 foot- 171 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,200 That's my Tinder bio. 172 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,480 Your Tinder bio is just 90 foot tall skeleton? 173 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,280 Yeah, look at me. 174 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,280 That's fair enough. 175 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,280 You are mostly bone. 176 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:53,760 My body can't process anything. 177 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:57,400 I used to have this really tall friend, tall skinny friend in high school and he went to 178 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,440 the gym all the time. 179 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,560 And I was like, how come you go to the gym and you lift weights constantly, but you don't 180 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,560 ever get any bulkier? 181 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:09,480 And he just goes, dude, I have miles of bone that these muscles have to stretch across. 182 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:14,840 I was like, that's the perfect- all right, yeah, fair enough. 183 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:20,840 So again, the Gashadakuru is a massive 90 foot tall skeleton. 184 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:25,720 It sockets eyeless, just two massive black holes that scour the landscape looking for 185 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,980 its next victim. 186 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:31,360 Its back is bent and twisted, its joints rattling and chattering. 187 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,360 It's in its 30s. 188 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:36,320 Yeah, it's like 31, 32 years old. 189 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:42,600 But yet somehow it can stay undetected, that is until it's too late, only knowing that 190 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,680 it's near by the sound of grinding teeth or burning in your ears. 191 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:49,840 You'll feel like a weird sensation in your ears. 192 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,880 You know, the old wives tell us like, oh, ears are ringing, someone's talking about 193 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:53,880 you. 194 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,520 It's like that, but with a nightmare demon monster. 195 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:57,520 Kind of the same, right? 196 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:02,040 It used to be my hungover ass at like 1030, like just like grabbing my nose and blowing, 197 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,040 like trying to make them pop. 198 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,760 90 foot tall skeleton walking behind me. 199 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:11,220 Do you remember the episode of Rugrats where they thought Reptile got out and they had 200 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:12,760 to find him? 201 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,680 Like the no, the one where they're like in the toy store? 202 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:20,040 No, no, they're at Tommy's house. 203 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:25,240 And they have to like bust out because like Reptile is outside and he's like in trouble. 204 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,400 And they walk outside and they're like, let's look for him. 205 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,440 And Chuckie's like, he's a hundred foot tall lizard. 206 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,680 If you can't see him, he's not here. 207 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:38,960 Dude, so fucking real for that. 208 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:42,160 So yeah, I don't know how like it's a fit. 209 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,160 Like it is technically a physical being. 210 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:49,680 So I don't know how it can stay undetected until you hear its teeth grinding. 211 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,160 It's 90 feet tall, bro. 212 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,520 Yeah, dude, I am six foot tall and skinny. 213 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,160 I don't get a plus 20 to stealth checks. 214 00:09:56,160 --> 00:10:02,080 No, no, if anything, that's a natural disadvantage, at least walking through caves and or doors. 215 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,880 Something's going to start cracking. 216 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,280 I have cartilage. 217 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:10,040 Now, speaking of cartilage, this thing doesn't have any. 218 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:14,800 It doesn't have any tendons or muscle structure, so it doesn't move too well. 219 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,920 All the depictions of it say it kind of twists and wriggles on the ground until it can kind 220 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:23,560 of get it shit together and move somewhat normally, much like a hungover person in their 221 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,560 thirties. 222 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,000 Yeah, like my left leg every time I try to get out of bed. 223 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Exactly. 224 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,400 Or when you sit on the toilet for too long and you're on your phone and your elbows make 225 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,400 your knees go numb. 226 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,400 Mm hmm. 227 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,960 Kind of like that. 228 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:39,280 Some even say this is one in all the descriptions, but in some of the descriptions to say that 229 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:45,680 it like is burning like a faint green or blue, like it's covered in green or blue, which 230 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:52,200 doesn't make it worse, but it sure as hell does not make it any fucking better. 231 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,400 It's already pretty bad. 232 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:59,720 The fire doesn't add or subtract from the nightmarish thing that this is bullshit. 233 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,720 I think it adds. 234 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,840 You think it's scarier? 235 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,360 I don't think the fire. 236 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,720 Well, it doesn't matter if it's on fire. 237 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,160 Because that's not how it kills you. 238 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:18,240 What I'm saying at this point, it could just pick you up and it's just like me picking 239 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,360 up my kitty. 240 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,360 Yeah. 241 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,400 But if my hands were a fire and I picked up my kitty. 242 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,400 I don't think it's like I think it's like an ethereal fire. 243 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,880 Like I don't think it's like a burn. 244 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,680 I don't know that until I get there. 245 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,920 And by the time you're touching it, it's probably way too late. 246 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,520 Two giant hands are coming at you. 247 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,520 One's on fire. 248 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:42,000 One's not what you're going for. 249 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,640 Is there like a rock I can just fall forward onto? 250 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,200 I mean, yeah, but he's gonna like pick it up. 251 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,200 That's fair. 252 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,200 All right. 253 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:54,840 So it's funny you should mention giant burning hands coming down at you. 254 00:11:54,840 --> 00:12:03,800 It's said that when the gashatakuru does happen across a human, it's not good. 255 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:08,960 And this excerpt from an article on yabai.com puts it way better than I ever could. 256 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,000 So I'm just going to quote it straight up. 257 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,500 It says, quote, there will be no mercy. 258 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:18,920 These are vicious and vengeful spirits that are out to let that are out to let their negative 259 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:22,560 energies and savagery flow relentlessly. 260 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:27,240 They don't have any specific diet, but they love the taste of human blood. 261 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:33,960 The gashatakuru creeps up behind its victim as silently as possible, grabs them with its 262 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:39,560 bony hands, bites its head off and then downs the blood pouring from the major arteries 263 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,560 of the neck. 264 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,560 End quote. 265 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,760 So basically it attack from Titan. 266 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,760 Yeah, that. 267 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:52,200 But I was going to say, remember squeeze it's the you're basically a human squeeze it at 268 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,200 that point. 269 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:58,720 Just fucking just one gulp, all of your fucking blood right down to go. 270 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,080 But it's a skeleton. 271 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,960 So I'm assuming that when it does it, it's kind of like, it is kind of like the ghosts 272 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:09,040 from Casper when they eat food and just kind of plops out the bottom. 273 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,560 Yeah. 274 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:17,920 Oh, but I'm sure you're wondering where does the spirit come from and why is he so mad? 275 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,920 No. 276 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,920 Yeah. 277 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:27,600 I guess it doesn't really need any explanation, but I'm going to tell you if you want to know. 278 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,520 Well, I'm already here. 279 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,400 It said that the I feel like I'm not pronouncing this right, but I'm going to keep saying it 280 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,400 the way I have. 281 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,400 I'm pronouncing it right. 282 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,400 Just keep going. 283 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,240 The gashatakuru that's has to be it. 284 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,600 If anyone listening can tell me a better way. 285 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:45,360 But I asked my wife who did take Japanese in college that it is going to say, why are 286 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,760 we like consulting here? 287 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,760 Yeah. 288 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,320 She said it's gashatakuru, but she is also just a white chick from New Hampshire. 289 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,560 So she's our best resource, guys. 290 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,560 I'm sorry. 291 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,560 Like, no, it's great. 292 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,840 But it she's the cream of the crop from what we have to access. 293 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,600 I mean, she is better than both of both of us. 294 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:09,240 And as in like a personal and just like well-being state of like, but it is what it is. 295 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:15,080 So the gashatakuru forms out of piles of bones of those who have died from famine or lost 296 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,880 their lives on the battlefield, but never received a proper burial. 297 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:25,080 The restless spirit full of hate and rage then takes off into the countryside, usually 298 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:30,040 places where there were like scenes of old battles, mass graves, old cemeteries seeking 299 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:35,400 revenge and justice for the souls of those who passed but were dishonored after death. 300 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:41,000 Now there are a lot of different origin stories of how the gashatakuru came to be and known 301 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,520 as 100 percent like really certain, but it's believed to have originated in the 10th century 302 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:53,080 in what some would call like a semi-historical account. 303 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,080 Semi-historical. 304 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,280 I liked it. 305 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:59,640 It's literally like the year 900 something. 306 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:05,120 I'm sure this was written down, but most of this is probably word of mouth. 307 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,120 Right. 308 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,120 You know what I mean? 309 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,120 Yeah. 310 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:14,120 So this gets a little convoluted and I'm going to butcher a bunch of Japanese names and Japanese 311 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:22,480 like provinces, but the story of how this thing came to be is fucking baller, dude. 312 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,920 Are you ready for this? 313 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:24,920 Oh, buddy. 314 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,880 You know it. 315 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:31,600 So the story goes that a very well known and respected samurai slash nobleman in the Kanto 316 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:39,000 region of Japan named Masakado was ambushed by three of his cousins over a marriage dispute. 317 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:44,720 Now Masakado being the kind of person who doesn't take any shit because he's a samurai 318 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:52,520 decided to go burn their home down, killing his uncle Kunika in the process. 319 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,320 Now news of the straight G. Yeah, dude. 320 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,600 He just he woke up and just fucking chose violent. 321 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,800 Like as soon as he got jumped, he was like, fuck this and turned into like the Punisher. 322 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,680 It's the story's fucking wild. 323 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,440 I love that for him. 324 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:11,600 So he decided to go burn their homes down and he ended up killing his uncle Kunika in 325 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,600 the process. 326 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:17,880 Now news of the death of dear old uncle Kunika reached another one of Masakado's cousins, 327 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:24,100 a man named Yoshi Masa who wanted to avenge the death of his uncle and challenge Masakado 328 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:28,800 to a duel, which he immediately lost. 329 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:33,480 Not even like no challenge whatsoever. 330 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480 He didn't. 331 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,600 A samurai has a problem with you. 332 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,240 Just deal with it. 333 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,240 Yeah. 334 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,680 Like, yup. 335 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,320 He fucked my wife. 336 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,320 That's it. 337 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,320 That's it. 338 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,560 He's now your wife. 339 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,560 I'm sorry. 340 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,560 Yeah. 341 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,560 No, he didn't. 342 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:54,360 You're not going to unfuck her by getting your head cut and wiped off. 343 00:16:54,360 --> 00:17:00,920 No, he didn't die, but he was for sure embarrassed and not being able to handle the embarrassment. 344 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:06,680 Yoshi Masa tattled on Masakado to another one of his relatives and also someone who 345 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:11,240 just happened to be the assistant governor of the Kusasa province. 346 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,580 His name was Yoshi Kani. 347 00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:20,040 So Yoshi Kani gathered up thousands of soldiers because he had that kind of resources at his 348 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:27,280 disposal and marched to go battle Masakado, which to me kind of seems like a gross over 349 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,280 reaction to. 350 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:32,680 Yeah, like maybe like six guys are like kind of good probably. 351 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:38,680 Yeah, but either way, Masakado was able to scrounge up a small army of just a hundred 352 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:44,520 soldiers and handed Yoshi Kani his ass because if we've learned anything so far, Masakado 353 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:49,680 is a fucking baller, dude. 354 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,680 This is not give a fuck. 355 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:57,720 Now, here's the part in the story where I'm going to kind of yada, yada, yada a bit here 356 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,920 and just give you some bullet points because this gets a little this this reading this 357 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:07,440 was so convoluted and I couldn't really keep up with it because of who I am as a person. 358 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:15,440 But basically, Masakado was brought to Kyoto to pay for his crimes. 359 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,440 What crimes? 360 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:21,520 I'm assuming just the murder of his uncle, not the not, you know, but he got off on a 361 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,520 pardon. 362 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:29,720 Now, Yoshi Kani battled him again, but this time Masakado was injured during the battle. 363 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:34,240 So he fled with his wife, who, spoiler alert, was Yoshi Kani's daughter. 364 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:41,480 So I'm pretty sure that must be why this guy had it fucking out for him to begin with. 365 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,480 Right. 366 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,480 I would assume. 367 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,480 I bet you didn't love it. 368 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,480 Oh, I'm sure. 369 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,480 Yeah. 370 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,480 He wasn't stoked on the idea. 371 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,120 But I mean, he is a nobleman. 372 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,520 So I mean, marrying your daughter off to a nobleman back then, like it was probably a 373 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,520 big deal. 374 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,520 Standard issue. 375 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:58,240 But then you don't expect that guy to like kill your uncle. 376 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,880 That's fair. 377 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:08,480 Then in the year nine hundred thirty nine, Masakado starts a full on rebellion known 378 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,480 as the Tangyo disturbance, which is 100 percent real. 379 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,480 I looked into this. 380 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,160 This dude literally did this. 381 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:18,160 This ends with a 90 foot stealth skeleton. 382 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,680 Again, semi-historical accounting. 383 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:28,960 Now, this started this popped off when he attacked one of the central government's outposts. 384 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:34,600 And then within the year, he controlled several provinces and gave himself the title of new 385 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,780 emperor because why the fuck not? 386 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:41,560 So this dude, you're in the position to just say it, then say it. 387 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,560 Yeah. 388 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,600 So it's like. 389 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:49,400 So this dude is just fucking shit up left and right all because he got attacked by his 390 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,760 cousins and then decided fuck all of you. 391 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,520 I'm just going to take over the whole thing. 392 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,400 So this is where the shit gets real. 393 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:02,200 So the government in Kyoto acknowledged his attacks as a genuine revolt and put a bounty 394 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,760 out on his head. 395 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:09,880 And in nine forty, he was killed and beheaded by another one of his cousins, Satomori, and 396 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,880 some dude named Hidesato. 397 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,840 I don't give a shit about him. 398 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:18,560 And they killed him, decapitated him, brought his head to Kyoto for a reward where it was 399 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:23,680 then prominently displayed on the steps for the world to see. 400 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:29,880 Now, this made Masakado's daughter, who just happened to be a very famous and very powerful 401 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:35,440 sorceress, pretty upset. 402 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,880 She was pretty upset that they would kill her father and then disrespect him in such 403 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,720 a way. 404 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:45,040 So she used her ancient magic to summon the first Gashat. 405 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,040 That's where it deviates. 406 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,040 OK, just wondering. 407 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:53,240 To summon the first Gashat Kuru from the bones of those soldiers who fought alongside Masakado 408 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:59,360 in battle and then unleashed it onto Tokyo, where it ravaged the city, killing and destroying 409 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:04,200 pretty much everything in its wake, stopping only when the head of Masakado was removed 410 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:11,240 from Kyoto and moved to what is now modern day Tokyo, where a grave still stands. 411 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:16,360 And there's still like a monument to him to this day near the Tokyo Imperial Palace. 412 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,360 But yeah, Luke, there you have it. 413 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:26,920 So so it's kind of like when, you know, Booth got into the theater and killed Lincoln and 414 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,960 then it made furries become a real thing. 415 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:39,200 I mean, I mean, I bet you I bet you there is a direct connection between those. 416 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,360 There's no way there isn't. 417 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:45,840 But I mean, no, yeah, I can't. 418 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,120 I have nothing to refute what you just said. 419 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:54,600 It's 100 percent like when Booth killed Lincoln and now there are furries is how this man 420 00:21:54,600 --> 00:22:01,280 was beheaded and then his daughter summoned a 90 foot tall Home Depot skeleton to ravage 421 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,280 Kyoto. 422 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:06,120 Home Depot could not pull this off. 423 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,160 This is Lowe's all day long. 424 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:13,040 I love that Lowe's is like the target to Home Depot's Wal-Mart. 425 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,240 100 percent, dude. 426 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,760 Oh, shit. 427 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,200 But yeah, Luke, there you have it. 428 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:26,480 That is the maybe possibly the best of my ability story of the Gashatakuru. 429 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,480 How was it? 430 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,560 What do you think? 431 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:33,480 I don't know why you said it was like going to be hard to understand like giant skeleton 432 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,680 eats people like, you know, gogurt. 433 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,480 But yeah, I get it. 434 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:41,360 Gogurt is such a better and I said squeeze it. 435 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,360 But you know what? 436 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,000 Yeah, I think we're on the same thing. 437 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,480 But yeah, so we're out here. 438 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,480 That's it. 439 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,480 That's the story. 440 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,480 That's all I got, man. 441 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,480 That's that's it. 442 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,880 You know, I was thinking, you know, this was going to be a slightly quicker one. 443 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,680 Where are we at with time? 444 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,680 We're at 22 minutes. 445 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,680 We're almost at the end here, bud. 446 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,400 I'm going to tell you a quick you guys story. 447 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,400 One of my favorites. 448 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,400 You got a quick you guys story. 449 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,400 Oh, shit. 450 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,400 We doubling up right now. 451 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,400 Oh, we're doubling up. 452 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,400 Oh, that's a short one. 453 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,400 All right. 454 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,400 No, yeah, go for it. 455 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,400 Baby. 456 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,400 So, David. 457 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,400 Yes, Mr. Prescott. 458 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,400 That's me. 459 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,400 Do you poop? 460 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:24,400 Like are we talking about like healthy, regular, consistent or do you like just. 461 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,680 Yeah, yeah, me too. 462 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,840 It's infrequent and it's a nightmare. 463 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,800 I have quite frequent, but. 464 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,880 Yeah, but you have a bunch of fucking stomach problems. 465 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,880 That makes sense. 466 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,560 You're like Jamie Hurley, but like functional. 467 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:46,320 Well, no shade to Jamie Hurley, but he does have pooping. 468 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,320 You could be a good boy. 469 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,920 We both got poopy problems. 470 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,760 By a bad day, my man changes everything. 471 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,960 But to answer your question. 472 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,600 Yeah, you know, everybody poops. 473 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,600 There's a whole book about it. 474 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,160 I've read that book. 475 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,240 Yeah, yeah. 476 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,400 I believe the second one was everyone poops the reckoning. 477 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,080 Not the rectuming. 478 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,080 Well, David. 479 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,600 Get on with your story before I keep going. 480 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:20,240 This Japanese yokai can be traced back to urban legends and records as early as 1930. 481 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,240 1930? 482 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,240 He and Don's. 483 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,240 Dude, they've been making them. 484 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,440 Well, I was going to say, hold on, they're still making yokai? 485 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,000 They don't stop, dude. 486 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 I love that. 487 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Oh, yeah. 488 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,960 I feel like we stopped inventing cryptids in America in like the 70s. 489 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:43,640 Yeah, because we have real horrors. 490 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,640 Fair enough. 491 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,640 Continue. 492 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:50,560 He dons a red cape and a mask and can be found in women's bathrooms. 493 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,040 So when he does it, he gets a wiki page. 494 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,560 But when I do it, oh, no. 495 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:01,560 But yeah, and I'm sure you guys serve the same purpose. 496 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,200 No. 497 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:10,240 The Akamanto, the yokai approaches you in your most dire time of need when all hope 498 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,240 is lost. 499 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,240 When you're taking a big poop. 500 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,880 When there's no more toilet paper to wipe with. 501 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,040 Oh, no. 502 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,000 I've been there and it's the worst. 503 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,280 Akamanto generously comes in and offers you two roles. 504 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,920 One is red and one is blue and lets you choose which color you would like. 505 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,120 Dave, what color you choose in Akamanto? 506 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,480 Akamanto is right here. 507 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,480 Hold on. 508 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,480 Is he pulling a Morpheus? 509 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,280 Am I going to get a left phyton? 510 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,440 I'm living in a simulation. 511 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,440 Make your choice. 512 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,440 I'm going to go. 513 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,440 I'll see. 514 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,720 Blue to me means good. 515 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,220 Red means bad. 516 00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:50,080 But this could go either way. 517 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,080 I'm going to go. 518 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,080 I'll go red. 519 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,080 Oh, red. 520 00:25:53,080 --> 00:26:00,280 Your throat is now slit and your blood is covering you and falling into the toilet. 521 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,360 Filling the bowl with not only your feces and maybe half of a fucking strip of toilet 522 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,360 paper. 523 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,360 But. 524 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:11,240 Wait, so what's blue? 525 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,240 You are choked to death. 526 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,240 Your head is put into the toilet. 527 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,240 And. 528 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,320 Wait, so I'm choked. 529 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,840 So neither option is good. 530 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,800 Well, you could ask for a different color. 531 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,800 Can you really? 532 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,800 Yeah. 533 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,800 Then you get dragged to hell. 534 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,800 All right. 535 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,960 So it's either red or blue. 536 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:31,960 Red. 537 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,960 I got my throat slit. 538 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:38,240 The blood flows down my body into the toilet. 539 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,800 Or blue. 540 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,760 I get choked to death and then I get a poop swirly. 541 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,160 You'll already be dead for that part. 542 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,200 But yeah, either way. 543 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,520 Or I can be like, yo, neither of these are my vibe. 544 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,440 Can I get maybe like a purple or a turquoise? 545 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,320 And then I just immediately get dragged to hell. 546 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,320 Right away. 547 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,920 What is the point of this? 548 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,160 Like, is this like a cautionary tale to always check for toilet paper? 549 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,160 Like what? 550 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,160 Why? 551 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,160 I don't know. 552 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,160 I didn't take it. 553 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,160 What does it look like? 554 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,160 Does it look like a. 555 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,160 He can be banished. 556 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,160 He can be banished. 557 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,160 With unbridled savagery. 558 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:25,000 You just hike those bad boys up and bowlegged walk right past this bitch. 559 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:31,960 So you got to do the fucking like the Yosemite Sam passed them. 560 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,960 Just walk out. 561 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:33,960 Yeah. 562 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,120 And disappear like the albeit stinky queen that you are. 563 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,440 That's I mean, that's. 564 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,440 That's fine. 565 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,440 So what's it? 566 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:46,160 So I wrote on my, my Instagram post about that, uh, that I finished it with, uh, now 567 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,640 that's what I call getting caught with your pants down. 568 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,600 Oh no. 569 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:56,240 So, so, so literally what does it look like? 570 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,760 Oh, dude in a robe with a mask. 571 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,760 That's it. 572 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,760 So it just looks like a human dude. 573 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,760 Yeah. 574 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,760 Just wearing like a smoking jacket. 575 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,800 It's like a cloak in the picture that I found. 576 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,800 Okay. 577 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,880 This button's like a pea coat with a key. 578 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,880 Now why? 579 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,880 Why does this thing exist? 580 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,200 Uh, the world's a cold dead place. 581 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,840 That's fair enough by me. 582 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,840 I'll take it. 583 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,840 Oh shit. 584 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,840 All right, Luke. 585 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,840 Well, there's one that's just a wall. 586 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,840 Yeah, dude. 587 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,840 So there's so many yokai. 588 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,920 There's so there's like, you said hundreds. 589 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,320 I think there's well over a thousand. 590 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,160 Well, there's hundreds, but then those gets broken down into subcategories. 591 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,160 I don't know if the subcategories have different ones in with them. 592 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,160 Oh yeah. 593 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,160 100%. 594 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,160 But I mean, but some of them are evil. 595 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,160 Some of them are good. 596 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,160 Like they're not all. 597 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:51,800 It's not like the Oswong or like the gin where like every single one is just like blood 598 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,120 thirsty and ready to fucking murder you. 599 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,120 Like there are. 600 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,120 And then it gets even more complicated because some of them just switch at some point. 601 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,120 Yeah. 602 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,120 Like the 100 like used to be like just this chill dude who just walked around playing 603 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,500 music and dance. 604 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:07,360 And then a couple hundred years later, it was reported just finding anyone who did good 605 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,920 and smashing their fucking heads into rocks. 606 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,720 Yeah, it's all it's it's it's all very confusing. 607 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,840 Everyone changes with age. 608 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,840 So I get it. 609 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,840 Yeah, I know. 610 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,840 You can't judge someone. 611 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,840 And he doesn't have a butthole. 612 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,840 I'd be mad too. 613 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,800 But the Kappa has three buttholes, which is fun fact. 614 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,160 So you know, there's a lot to go. 615 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,720 Lots of digest here. 616 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,120 I love diversity. 617 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,120 It's great. 618 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,120 All right, Luke. 619 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,320 Well, that's the end of the episode. 620 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,520 I appreciate you. 621 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,280 And I am glad that you're back on. 622 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:42,440 Do you have anything you want to plug or say to the audience before we sign off? 623 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:49,800 For my folks in the good section of the country, 603 seltzer came out with a pumpkin spice 624 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,800 seltzer. 625 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,920 I bought this thinking 100 percent that was going to be the worst thing I ever tasted 626 00:29:54,920 --> 00:30:01,280 and literally gagged two or three times before I could actually get it to my lips. 627 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,720 Very good. 628 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,400 It's actually great. 629 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,160 I just needed to know I needed to know if it sucked. 630 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,160 I was out nine bucks. 631 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,160 Whatever. 632 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:13,000 And with all this curiosity, I completely understand when it comes to trying new beers. 633 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,880 I completely get it. 634 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,880 All right. 635 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,880 Well, you heard it here for her. 636 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,880 Yeah. 637 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:24,600 603 pumpkin spice pumpkin spice seltzer. 638 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,080 I'll take your word for it. 639 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,880 Oh, all right. 640 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,880 I'm going to say goodbye now. 641 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,880 Luke, do you want to say goodbye? 642 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,880 Come on, do it. 643 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,720 Now I'm trying to get my cat to say goodbye, but she won't. 644 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,720 All right. 645 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,720 Bye, everybody. 646 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,220 Bye. 647 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,220 Bye.