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But here's where we're going to continue it's late night in
The city the lights are on everything's flickering. There are neons everywhere Roger
You make it back to the bus
All right
And you and of course your zombie friend Bob are driving out of the parking lot
But as you're driving out of the parking lot you guys you're only in this bus together
All right
And you guys do have a way to communicate with each other if I remember right you've got phones and things and you could talk
To each other even if you know you weren't together, but as you guys are
Driving out of this parking lot Roger you're sitting in the bus filling in Bob or whatever what's going on
You guys get recognized by some security bots and Bob looks scared and he hits on the gas
And you guys are flying through the city Bob swerving around corners
There are a bunch of drones following you guys with like beams on your bus
And that's where we jump right into the story with Roger in the bus
Oh great, what do you do Roger?
I
Walk to the the emergency exit in the roof of the bus because it used to be a school bus
And I turn back to Bob and I say oh, they're steady
As face I'm gonna help us. He's like yeah, man doing my best man and I
Climb up outside the fire escape now. I'm standing on top of the bus
It's we're going through the city
Nice, and I take aim at these damn security drones and fire
nice
I'll let you shoot twice before they do anything so roll me two hits to shoot at these drones
and
beat a
One for the first one
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We're coming to you live on a car chase Roger standing on the top of a bus. He got a five to his success
What happens next you shoot first?
Used to roll Roger
Puberts coming in hot
That's a three you still succeed but with your two successes above how much damage does your gun do physical?
Let's see
It does nine P
Nice nine physical so that's 11 in total you shoot this drone and it
Hits the ground and flames come up and the other ones spin around you and there's all these like red
Lasers like scanning you and you hold up your gun to fire and shoot another one
roll for it and beat a
Five Jesus
That's a
No
That's a failure yet
You missed the drone
There are five more each one of them are gonna shoot little lasers at you
Each one of these lasers is gonna do one stun damage
And I'm a roll attacks for each one of them and you're gonna roll one agility test to dodge
All right, so roll me an agility logic
To slide out of the way of these things
Come on Roger you got this
Five that's pretty good first one
Misses with four second one you misses with zero
Misses with the three last one
Misses with the three all of them
You're like jumping around on the top of this thing. I mean like are you flipping around? What does it look like?
Well, yeah in my skills. I have a skill in
gymnastics or parkour and
I'm just kind of like doing backhand springs and you know
sliding on my knees and
And doing you know fulls just back flippin fools all day. Hell. Yeah, dude. Hell. Yeah
badass
Okay from the bottom
This is not what we want Bob yells up to you and Bob's like which way do we go Roger
When you're coming up to an interpass now, I mean you can see there's like this bridge. It's like slowly starting to lift
And to the left they're just you just go in a circle and you stay in this area
Fuck
I don't want to mess up the band. Don't take the bridge
Hang a laugh
See me get on the highway
Okay, he's like copy that goes to the left and the drones
Buzz around it's your go again
Is there any like traffic signs that I can dive under? Oh, yeah. Hell. Yeah, you bet your ass
It's a smart idea what I want you to do is just roll me a double logic check
You look around and you're gonna like time these traffic signs. Perfect
And I'll make it an easy roll
You go you only to be to zero you got a four
So you see one of them traffic signs and you plan it out. Go ahead explain
Well as we approach it
I'm getting ready and everybody's yeah, I bet the drones think I'm gonna like flatten against
Against the bus. That's not what I'm doing
I'm fucking gonna do a gainer over that bitch fucking run at it and backflip in the air
And while I'm in the air, can I shoot one of the drones?
Yes, we're gonna do two checks then first do your
Acrobatics your free running whatever it is your parkour parkour then we'll do a roll to hit
hardcore parkour
So you got a beat of three you got a five so you do your gainer successfully and then going
Beat three
You
Three
You got a three
Which means nothing happens but you start with a couch coin and you could spend it and as a reminder chat you guys can
Give these guys couch coins and they can spend them to add extra successes to their rolls. All right
I'd like to spend my couch corn. All right
All right
Even with your nine damage you shoot
And the thing spins out of control
Actually have a cool idea highs or lows Roger. Oh fuck that we're gonna do a glitch die
Oh, that's only a four. Yeah, I have a cool idea. So I'll just hold it in the pocket if you can get that glitch die
We'll see what happens
Okay
You get to shoot one more time
As soon as I land on the other side of this traffic side
Gonna go over my head
Shoot again, sir. Underscore puke it just redeemed couch speech roger being a lead singer and badass
Hell yeah
Couch speech baby, uh, you're gonna be the three in your next part
That's a three again
This is time, yeah, I hit its armor. Yeah, but give us a couch speech
Well
Let me tell you about
You know
The shit that I do
The late thinger you gotta be really athletic because you're jumping around on the stage like all the fucking time
But the other thing you have to be wary of is the fact that you know, you're also really fucking cool
So there's gonna be a bunch of people grabbing at your crotch and shit while you're up on the stage
Sometimes they might even offer up their mouths as you know
Cockholster for you and now you gotta deny that shit because you're too busy being badass up on stage
You know flipping around and shooting shit maybe occasionally singing but who knows
Fair enough fair enough sit your ass down
um
Okay
You look down below the bus and lucy has poked her head out of the broken window
They got shot out earlier this day and she's just barking at one of these drones
And uh you guys hit the corner and come back around on the bus and you guys are driving past the large office space
You just left once again
And this time as you drive past there are guards that see the bus go by you guys made a circle
And they're all like, ah, ah and some sirens flip up
And you can tell they're getting ready to send out more drones as you guys zoom past
shit
Okay
All right, I guess we gotta take that bridge bob
He's like can do but first make me an agility logic test to dodge the way out of all these lasers. There's
four of them left
Yes
Oh, it's only a two oh, that's not good
It's a one
Yeah, that's a five second one gets you
Technically that's four above the hit for five stun
I know a bet that's a lot
Fourth one gets you for one stun
And the second one gets you for two stud god damn it eight stun in total
Two
What are you at how much stun you have left I have three stud
Jesus
You're not doing good. I actually want to look it doesn't sound good bud
Jesus man, okay
It's your turn
Well, I'm gonna do a little pencil drop back inside the hatch for the bus
I'm just gonna drop in there and suck in my arms and fall straight down and before I go in i'm gonna shoot one last time at the
At one of the drones nice badass
Fuck be a four four
Four
Bitch yeah, dude, I rolled six dice and got four successes on that
You also got a four but wait glitch die
Ah, it's only three nothing happens. All right, you miss as you drop down
Wait
I only got a three so you hit it
There's three of them left. Hell yeah
All right. What do you say?
It said bob. We gotta get the fuck out of here. Go take the bridge. We gotta get away from these damn drones
Hell yeah, the bridge is coming up bob's gonna make a check
It's gonna be a driving check
And you since you're here with bob now
Can assist bob in making this jump over the bridge?
And if you guys succeed good if you get over the max it'll be less damage to your bus. All right
So, uh the number to beat
Is a two easy enough bob's gonna make his driving check and you can assist him somehow
Um, let's see
I'm trying to think of how to assist up. I don't
I don't know. Just fucking yell at him. You could grab the wheel and help. Yeah, give him the wheel. You could do whatever you want
You could get Alfred to give a good route out of the city. He has that robot. Yeah
Okay
um
Well, what i'm gonna do is uh
i'm gonna
I'm gonna step on the gas with him
Step on his foot nice and uh
I'll grab the wheel at the same time. Hell. Yeah. Okay. Um
Just roll me two dice pick whichever ones you want
I can I guess willpower and it could be strength because you're pushing on his foot. Okay strength
Oh
It's a three which is good. So you're already succeeded. It's a two on the glitch. Nothing happens
here's his
Driving push he got a four
So collectively you guys got five above the target, which is wonderful. So what happens is you step on the gas
He's a zombie his foot comes off
And it's just his leg just hanging there
There's like blood coming off and you're just pushing on the gas on his foot on the gas pedal
you look in the rear view mirror and you can see all these sirens going off and there's like security cars and drones just like
racing to get up to you guys and the bridge is lifting and now it's even higher because
Well, you went around one time and you go up the bridge
And the car's like shaking there's like glass falling lucy's in the back like on her nails
Is a dog like scratching around trying to you know, be steady and you guys hit the jump
And as you hit the jump you look in the rear view to see all the security cars
Come to a stop because they don't want to jump this thing and you guys are flying through the air and everything in the bus
like lifts up like all the cupcakes and little paintings and all the other stuff and like
It's like lift and you guys are like floating through the air and bob's like, oh man
What the hell man?
The magic cool bus
And you guys hit the other side of the bridge
And the bus
Comes to a halt
It's not a lot of damage
Um, then you got five above you make the jump you're in the clear
Everything's good
Bob pulls the truck to a stop and he's like what the fuck man? What did you guys do in there man? That was
That was crazy, man. What's going on, man?
I don't know but uh, I think you forgot those drones can fly so let's get the fuck out of here
Good point, man. Where are the other two and he steps on the gas
Arriving away. He's like, well, can't you call him or something man? Yeah, I guess
Fucking where
Calls eon
Where the fuck are you?
Um at this point wherever I am i'm gonna land and
Hello
Where I hey, I just got out of the place from bob. Where where did you guys go?
Who is this?
This is roger
Oh roger, right, right, right, right. Yeah, so um, it looks like anonka kind of took off and i'm trying to keep a beat on her
So I can't talk right now. Okay. Bye. Love you
Okay
Uh, well
Bob they're chasing anonka because she's like, I don't know fucking some crazy raven god now
Or whatever. I don't know. Just get us the fuck out of here for now
Okay, uh bob's like, all right, man. Uh, we'll we'll drive around we'll find him and you guys take off through the city together
now
We cut over to anonka flying as a bat. You've got a bead on or flying as eon
You've got a bead on anonka who's also flying with
Raven wings you want to show to the class your awesome new
raven wings
Oh girl
Bad ass, dude
Bad ass
You're flying through the air
eon you've got a bead on her you're chasing her
and uh
You guys are flying through the city
You actually don't go too far
Um, but where you guys do end up
You can see first of all
I should say anonka you have no control over your body
You can think
You can kind of talk but in your head this
God is basically telling you what to do. It's like controlling your body
Basically, and so you're just flying away and you don't know what every spear
Yeah
eventually you guys reach
one of the
Abandoned chapels in the city
This chapel has a huge raven head on the top of it
And
It stands in like eerie silence everything around it's dark. There's no lights or neon. It's in a dark
Solo place of its own and like a denser part of the city. It has stained glass windows
And some of them are broken out
but
Ian you watch as anonka flies straight through one of the windows
And glass goes everywhere
You fly in behind and as a bat perch on one of the rafters. They don't see you
And anonka you land down below in this chapel. This glass just shatters and falls everywhere
This whole place is covered in dust
There are embers that are filling the air from what seems to be a recent fire and the air is thick with the scent of decay
There are shadows that dance on the walls cast by flickering candlelight from an altar
Where it looks like a woman
Is performing some kind of a ritual standing all around are a few other cult members performing this ritual with them
And then ian you look down at this and before anonka makes any checks
I want you to make me a logic check to think about some of the things you guys read in that book
earlier this day
Alrighty
Three let's do the number you had to beat was a four fuck I rolled
46 and got four successes well the dice tell all I guess
You can tell it's relevant somehow, but I have no idea or memory as to why
You're too brain day dm steve underscore forge of low used realtor. Thank you steve
All right, it's only a one much better
this
Ritual that is set up below you
Is set up in the same exact fashion you've read earlier this day about the hellhound sacrifice
Oh shit
Now can I can I poof and call roger to let him know the location? Yeah
Yeah, but if you want to talk first i'm gonna need a stealth check from you
Unless you want me to let some stuff happen, then you may have an opportunity later
Um
You know what yeah, let's see what happens i'll keep an eye on things just being quiet text all right
Yeah, you could text you could absolutely text but you gotta tell us what the text message says you could absolutely text
Text you know, maybe don't tell roger maybe tail rogers to stay away with the dog
Oh, yeah, oh
oh
Okay, so the text says
found weird ritual that looks like
Um the hellhound thing
I'm on stark and stank don't come here
Send us up the street
It is now the corner of stark and stank it is now
Bobby said this location
but
They don't want us to go there
Bob's like all right, man. Well, we gotta back up the team man, whatever's going on. They might need a getaway driver, man
So let's let's head there man
Stark and stank is at least three rounds away, but we can get there
I guess I just don't want
Whoops
Um as you land on the ground ananka you get a full vision of everything going on around you
There is like a table in the center with a bunch of candles and all their kinds of stuff
But your wings raise high you have no control over it and all the feathers on your wings turn
magical and these feathers
Shoot out of your wings and into the necks and into the faces of all the guys standing around
And they all just
And all of them just fall and hit the ground then there's a voice in your head
that says
This is my trouble
We will reclaim it
Kill
You dare desecrate this sacred ground with your poor attempt at a ritual
And then the woman standing at the front
She is a powerful
and malevolent looking sorceress
She's in clad dark flowing robes and her eyes are glowing with a sinister light as if she just
Was currently casting magic her presence just
Authority you can feel coming off of her and she says
You dare interrupt the sacred ritual
You will pay dearly for your insolence
And she pulls back her hood and ananka you see that she's also a vampire
And we have a battle map boys and girls
Oh battle mother can't wait not to see it
Mm-hmm
So front door go on ahead and control yourself and put yourself wherever you
Think you would be controlling ourselves. Yes. Also we have this boob
Oh, I'll be whole on the floor it is yes
I do like that's what you think you'd be fair enough
I think that's where the bird made me land. Yeah. Yeah, I get there
Not yet. It's gonna be two rounds before you get there
Yeah, and I'll I'll be over
Okay, that's fair
Would you say that the crow is letting me see like I got crow vision? Mm-hmm for sure
All right
one moment
Okay, well, she's doing one moment
It's roll initiative my friends
I got a two
Mm-hmm. Also, how's it going chat kind of an opening a hot opening there, huh?
But you know, we're in a future setting in modern there has to be some kind of a car chase
I think roger handled that really well. It's pretty cool
It's agility logic right ma'am is indeed
Right, ma'am is indeed. All right, so anonka has crow. I need to roll
because car chase, um
Sure, I said
Sure. Yeah
I'd say he said agility logic for this just come in at the top of the room. But yeah, absolutely
We'll see what happens
Is it agility logic or just agility agility?
Yeah agility logic. Yeah
Okay
I don't know why it keeps doing that. Do you see the glitch die? It's cool. You got a five. It's very good
It means you're coming at the top of the round because car chase. That's right
Oh, she's sound hot. What's up? Really? Well, thanks pubert. Appreciate that man
I can fix her. Oh, okay. Hell yeah. I'll have to check it out. That's a three from anonka
Okay. Well eons first and currently eon
What do you do? Well, actually roger's the top of the round. So I actually want to do this
We cut back to roger. You're in the car. You guys are racing through the city
Hobbs like we're going man. We're gonna get there
Get there faster
Is there anything you want to do to prepare while you're in the car?
I'm just grabbing a bunch of like extra magazines and shit shoving them in my coat. Nice
And lucy's ready. She sees you doing that shit. She's barking. She's excited
And i'm grabbing, you know, like my mic stand
Ready to go. Hell yeah
Um, all right
Eon, what do you do?
Um
Which window did um anonka break in through?
I think probably
How do I there's a way to
Yeah, I think I can see your cursor. Is it this one over here? Yeah, i'll slowly fly over there. Okay, um
So she's kind of chilling there
On sort of the outside as a not bat. That's just a regular vampire
And looking in at the lady. She's gonna be like
oh, this doesn't look good at all and
Um, she's gonna aim her umbrella and just kind of fling it and send out a manabolt in her direction
Hell yeah, she is
Hell yeah
Um, i'll give you
Oh an extra d6 as well for being stealthy, you know stealth bonus. Oh
That's five stealth bonuses
Bonus. Oh, that's five stealth boners. Yeah. Sorry bonus
Oh, well, it was a three so that's okay
Yeah
She also got a five
So somehow
Okay, you spend your couch one
You lay down your umbrella
and your red magic
Shoots through this chapel
Zimming through all the embers flying through the air and hits her right in the chest. She's like another one
Vampire magic. Hello. I know you
I'm sorry
Do I recognize her
Like I actually don't know if you would but let's make a check and see you might okay. Yeah
Uh, we willpower logic
Okay
Oh making an easy check it's a five versus a three you do
This vampire is one from your flock
She was turned around the same time you were from the same person
Um, oh shit. Yeah her name, uh, anna bathery also turned this woman as well as you
Oh shit
Oh, oh shit, and i'm gonna duck back down beneath the window sill
Hey, they found him his storyline there it is we found it
We found it took us a bit but we got there
Oh goodness, okay
Ananka, are you ready?
Oh, by the way, it was
seven uh physical damage. Oh, yeah sweet. Okay. Cool. Sorry. No worries
That's cool
Oh, just pushing back on what I trade off. Oh dude sick fucking badass. All right now take a step back
And I need you to give me a pose
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We're gonna do one of these sorry connor give me one sec very good
beautiful
Get us all a nice little screenshot actually this proper because this is cool
Oh god the conflicting music don't listen to the conflicting music everyone
Don't listen to it
Don't let it hurt your brain anybody getting the Icarus led zeppelin vibes
Yes
I was thinking more like you're you're like, uh, one of the costumes from blaze of glory. Hell yeah
Very good. Okay
Back to it
Ananka roger learn invisibility. What do you do? Um
Um
I imagine i'm having like essentially
Both the crow and myself are like kind of mentally like have zeus right now
so uh
And like a deep almost like a raspiesque
Voice i'm just going to say silence
and essentially use my chaotic world to essentially
As I close my winged arms up dark like a dark inky blackness just starts seeping out from under me
from like a shadow
sneaking across to where the sorceress is
And essentially trying to envelope her like a snare
Like just like tentacles like black inky shadowy tentacles just wrapping around her and going up around her face
jesus
Okay
Bad ass. Uh, what are you rolling?
Uh, that's a great question. Uh
Probably just ask like conjured willpower. Okay, is this a
Glitch that was on no worries, that's a four not bad
Good she got a three your glitch that was a two good
So you succeed what is the effect on this?
Oh, essentially it's going to envelop her in like darkness where she's not gonna she i'm taking away her ability to see which is like
My favorite thing to do
Yeah, you know
So she's blind so now she has to reroll one success every time
Yes, nice
Okay
Um as you blind her she says
What is this magic?
I must have it
I can't see
But I know someone who can
And she points her finger to one of the dead bodies
And she's going to raise them back to life
Um the number she's
Counterspell! Oh wait
I know right she has to beat a two
She has to beat a two
And she gets a three
But she has to she has to reroll one of those oh and she has to reroll one of these
Oh
That's a close one. Let's see
So she fails
Look at that shit. Wow
Look at that
Uh, she fails and you can see she points out the same bloody magic that eon has shoots from her finger into the body
And then the body shakes and stays still
And she goes
What is this?
Who are you?
And then
We cut back to roger in the car
You can see the chapel coming up up ahead up the street
Like
Bob's like
What do we do man? Do we park and wait outside?
Shit
I could ram the chapel with the bus, man
Uh, that sounds good. Yeah fucking do that
He's like, okay
Well, i'm gonna need your help because my foot came off and I can't push on the gas pedal all the way
And you got it bud. I tape his foot to my mic stand
on the bottom
and I just
Okay to smash through a chapel wall with a bus we're gonna do a check
All right, we have to beat
A four
You can do it combined together his driving check
Is a one
So with your strength
And one other skill up to your choice
You have to at least get a three
Strength
agility, I feel like
What'd you get oh
Did you get a one? Oh, you got a two
You got a two dude
So you guys don't beat it, but the glitch die
It's a four nothing happens
Let me use my edge
Oh use your edge. Hell. Yeah
Wait
But what did it just say
I don't know cannot set edge to negative one out of rain
Oh, maybe you didn't get any fours. So the way that edge works is it allows fours to also beat successes
oh
Shit. Oh, yeah, you did you got fours so I could just count it for you
Uh one two, three, four five six
Successes if you use your edge
Yeah, okay
Um, come on edge lord you succeed them together
I need you to describe to me what it looks like as you come smashing through this fucking cathedral wall and give me a side
What side you coming through?
Um, we're coming through the side where the entrance is homie, okay
Yeah, so behind anonka
Okay, and uh, yeah, it's just gonna be me and bob and uh, just behind the windshield freaking the fuck out
And uh, you know lucy's there so we're behind us, you know also freaking out
It's a bunch of dog paws scratching at the floor trying to get balance
What's that?
Nice as you smash through the wall, I feel like the lady's like
I can't see what was that noise? But you guys
All these bricks and wood and stuff come crumbling down and the bus is like halfway
into this wall like just the front of it is like sticking through and you guys look back to just see roger and bob and lucy
just smiling like
We made it
Uh, oh no. Oh no
Uh, what what can I see about this enemy?
Um, she's blinded she's wearing robes. She's a vampire. She's holding a staff
I can see all those things. Yes
Is there any holy water in this church?
I wouldn't think so. I would be dumb as fuck if there was there's cruelly water
Yeah, but why don't you roll me a perception to look around and um all highs or lows roger?
Uh highs
That's a 14
Roll me perception
Willpower logic
Willpower logic, okay
Willpower and then a level
Willpower and then a level. Look at there. Yeah
Did you say cruelly water?
They sure did
I don't think
That's a three
I only had to beat a one. Okay, so
you look
Over to see a shelf on a wall that has some old dusty bottles
And you can gather that those are probably holy water. There is a total of
Six bottles there
Okay
Well, I'm gonna grab one of them
Pop the top on that bitch and pour it down my gun
Nice nice, but we're gonna take the driving and that as your action. So now it's eon's turn
Also put yourself on the map
I'm not sure what to do. You like crawl out of the car
You like crawl out of the bus all the glass and shit and grab the holy water
Um wait, what what what are you doing here?
I'm gonna shout that out to her
To me or no, you're talking to me on are you talking to her?
No
Not anonka the other blind lady the other one not me
Me right silence all of you
You know as well as I do sister bitch I am here because I was commanded to do so
Oh
Okay, and i'm gonna go ahead and shoot her with another
Zap of uh my magic is this like red bloody kind of stuff essence comes out of my umbrella
So underscore pubert just redeem couch coin roger nice. Hell yeah pubert
Okay, roll to hit
You got a three her defense roll is a four
Reroll one of the successes
That's the one oh and glitch die is a six
Six
So, uh your attack hits and
On a six it means double success in whatever way you could make make sense you get to explain it
It could be double damage. It could be two targets. It could be something else of significance that helps you in the party
Up to you as long as I agree
Slay says dion
Oh, hi
Um, I am going to aim the the blood magic essentially
At the chandelier that's above her to make it come crashing down
On her head to kind of try to keep her in that spot. Maybe even knock her down if I can nice
That's fucking cool
All right
Um chandelier above her comes come like falling down from the chain
And then she goes right over her body like some of the robe like
Tears away and it scratches at her skin and she begins to bleed and she goes
Insolence you will follow the orders
Of those who made us
You will pay for this
Oh no
So did you huh? Okay. So, um, did you say that did double damage to her? Yes. Yes
Okay, so that'll be 12 physical total. Yeah. He's is
I'm keeping track of damage with dice cause i'm awesome. Okay. Yeah, Ananka. It's finally back to you friend
Uh, I would like to actually continue to use the blinding like
Tentacle darkness inky but I'd now like it to start creeping into her mouth and down her throat and like
Essentially attempting to like partially obstruct her airways
Speaking and you know choking a bitch to death while drowning
Okay, we can consider this an attack action. Um, so i'll have her roll a defense and you can roll me in attack
You gotta be to five. Oh well darn
Well, she still has to re-roll one of those yeah, that's true
Okay, you gotta be to four you got a three
So you fail
So I feel like what happens is um, you do have one of those substances used to re-roll the three
Why?
You want her to succeed?
Okay, Deon
That's a four she still fails so it's the same so you could spend your couch coin
For some damage yeah, so
The tentacles begin to wrap around her mouth and she's like
Can't move can't see can't breathe
Who are you?
Who are you? I am the avatar of the god you desecrate the temple of
The raven
Yes, the raven is dead
I beg to differ
We are the one
And we are here to take back what is ours
You shall not stand or take breath in this temple from this point forward
And the world shall know of the great winged god once again
It's badass yeah, i'll give you a couch coin for that little acquisition there that's badass hell yeah, um, she says
How do you like this then she points her finger up and she shoots a mana bolt of her own at a crow statue
That's high above your head and she's gonna try to hit the thing
Um, and i'm gonna need you to make me an agility logic to jump out of the way of this statue that comes falling down
Okay, mm-hmm beat it to she's got to re-roll she also has to re-roll one of those
Beat it to oh still a two. All right, that's a four four glitch nothing happens
Okay, uh actually what i'd like to do can I can I do this can I do this
Uh as the statue comes crumbling down the wings burst outwards and I essentially glide down right in front of her
Yeah, like I like you jump on it like
Like yeah, well essentially because I still got crow wings essentially so as part of my dodge
It's the wings bring me up in the air out of the way, but essentially glide me across the hole to be
Sick sick. I love that
Now you're standing right next to her on roger's turn roger
What do you do?
Oh, that's my uh, holy water filled barrel and cupboard bullet. I'm gonna shoot that bitch right between the fucking eyes
Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah
Uh roll to hit man
She's got to re-roll one success. So
Let me see here
That is a four she got to be a four
Success, so let me see here. That is a four she got to beat
There it is buzzy
That's a five and your glitch die
That's a five which in shadow and rules a five also counts as a success on the glitch die
Which isn't the way improv quest is gonna be but a five still counts. So you get something extra
This is a glitch. This is a success. You get something cool that happens as well
Roger upon your shot
explain
Well as i'm taking this shot for this i'm gonna go reach for the sky
Ah, oh shit almost dropped it stink
Hell yeah in the bush flies um
Finisher is what i'm saying. How does she die finisher?
Oh, i'm finishing her yeah
I mean she's choking for air right now. There's
Hold on let me let me rewind this a little I don't know it's killing the bitch hold on
And she's choking there i'm gonna walk across the fucking the church
Be like hey there lady take a look at my camera. Oh wait, this isn't my camera damn
Yeah, shout out to the photographer
All right shout out your girlfriend raz for the giant hole in the floor right
Double damage wow, um, you shoot her right between the eyes and her head fucking explodes
And blood go everywhere
And her limbs just explode and on the ground that they fly you can see them through the air and they drop at your feet
Eon are her teeth?
Her two big vampire teeth
And she dies like halloween party teeth or it's like dentures or something. Okay
she dies and uh her body falls to the ground and the
Shadow goes back into you Ananka
And uh as she's dead the voice
Comes into your head Ananka the raven god says
Well done
But our work is not yet finished
Continue no it has not
Can I drag her body into like a sunlight spot in the church?
Just desecrate it. Yeah
To the middle of the night
Also true. I mean it will be day eventually
Yeah
Well, it looks like there's some sunbeams coming through based on the math
Each three of you guys, um all rolled me perception to search her body pretty please
Please two not too bad
Marking on it
Five not too bad logic willpower
Yep
All of you guys very good very good
Okay
Um
First off Ananka you grab her staff
It is a dark staff that you assume she found here in the chapel because the staff has a raven on top of it
Um this raven staff gives plus two to dark magic attacks
I'm gonna copy and paste it for you paste it in our chat. Um, you could also cast one powerful
Magic spell that you don't already have slotted once per day
Oh fantastic, yeah. Oh shit. Yes
Yes
Ananka that's what you find
Um, she also has um a strange like rock thing on her that has some weird runes on it
Eon it's some kind of uh, artifact of some kind you can assume
Um, and this powerful artifact gives you plus two to all all magic related roles
Oh shit
Yeah
You don't have anything else in that though, um, and lastly word Roger
You my friend find a dog collar
Dog collar has a large magical
Gym hanging from the front of it
As you pick it up
Lucy jumps out of the bus and runs over and is like wagging her tail
She's like sitting on the ground in front of you. What do you want asshole? This necklace is for me
She's like
I don't know
It doesn't fit. I guess you could have it Lucy. Here you go
Yeah, um cool as you put the necklace on lucy the collar
She begins to glow her fur stands up on her back
And then the glowing fades
And lucy speaks
Through her mouth common
But it's a man's voice and lucy says can you can you hear me?
Yeah, look at that my lucy girl she's talking I
Might lucy you you refer to me as this
Yeah, you do I mean when I say lucy you come running don't you
Uh, yes, I know it is the name you have made for me
Do you have a different name
Uh, yeah, actually written somewhere is it is it gunter huntington one worth the third he says
My true name is lucy and
Oh like michael shane
It is fine good to finally introduce myself to you roger
Yes, hello I have steadfast had unwavering loyalty and protection to you
Well, that's good because I like you too
So roger hey do you gotta go potty you gotta go you gotta go potty
I kind of yes, but we have many things to discuss first
Well, first you gotta go potty on this lady right here. There's one without a head. You gotta go potty there
Yeah, I I do have a treat for me
I I
There's an eyeball on the floor somewhere. You can have it if you go potty right here. Okay
Walks over and lifts the leg pees on her body comes back
good
Say it say it say it good girl good girl
Yeah, yeah, okay there you go catch it off
Oh, he runs over and gets it comes back and then drops it roger you are distracting me
My dog side is strong hard to resist we have much to discuss though roger
Yeah, totally do you know what the fuck this dog's talking about guys
Nope, I mean i'd imagine he'd like they'd like to talk about what their life was like before to you
But also probably you know tell you to stop putting peanut butter on your balls and having a blick it off
I I never done that weird. I don't know what you're referring to
I've done that to a few of the groupies that were kind of annoying but I thought that was a normal thing
Does not everyone put peanut butter on their balls?
Uh, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about this later
Later let's get to that really important dog shit you want me to talk about
Yes, it's like a really important like a white shit. You know, it's so rare to the bus
but
As he says to the bus something else happens
Mm-hmm. Here we go
No, the glass on all of the windows in here shatters
As about a hundred bats fly into this chapel
And they go to the ground they turn into blood and then they reform up
Into bazinka
Hello friends followed. Thanks for the food
Cheers bud
And the blood forms into a woman
Standing before you is anabathery. She says on the top of her lungs
down
And her voice echoes throughout the chat the whole chapel and eon your body immediately
Hits the ground and you're down on one knee and you can no longer control yourself
She holds up her two fingers like this and she says any sudden movements and your friend dies
You have killed one of our best eon
You were supposed to be
the one
My time is running thin
It's been a long time
a long time
You've had to craft your things play your music
But the time is coming soon for you to take your true reign as a real vampire and I will be calling you
She walks over grabs the fangs off the ground
She looks you in the eye she says resume and then all these bats just go flying out of the chapel
Damn it
Well, she had no sudden movements. I managed to point my gun at her while she was, you know, not talking to me
I guess she wasn't really the best if we killed her so
Oops, that's a good point. That's a good point
Whatever I don't care. Oh shit
I'm sure that's fine
I'm so so what are we overthrowing your fairy vampire mother or what?
Well, that was unexpected
She's very very old and oh didn't
Shit, I forgot one thing. I forgot one very very important thing. I was too caught up in the moment. Um before she leaves
the odd vampires
She
grabs the teeth
She walks over to the pew the podium that the woman was standing on
And she picks up the page
That the woman was reading out of no
Yeah, and and she says this is very important. I don't know why I forgot this and she says
Looking for these are we?
Not anymore. She puts it in her pocket and then she flies away
Damn
Very important. Sorry
It's weird that she came back. It was very dramatic. Yeah
Do you think she noticed uh that lady's you know?
Just her dog piss
I hope so. Uh, she didn't mention it
Well, there's no way she didn't smell it she comes back a third time
Okay
You've disrespected my own peed on her
All right, um
Yeah, bob pulls the bus out from being stuck in the chapel some more rocks and shit fall down
And when this happens you feel a little bit of sadness inside of you ananka that you didn't know you had from
The chapel being a little bit more broken
And he parks the bus right out front and lucy hops inside
You guys have some thinking to do and depending on what you want to do next
and um
Well, we have to call mr. Johnson to let him know that the job is done and drop off the hard drive
There you go. But first we're gonna take a five minute break. We're gonna come right back everybody
That's it
battle map over
So, oh I miss him then she comes back a fourth time and crop dust you before leaving
And another thing about this wait where did everybody go?
The story returns with you guys
Getting back onto the bus or hanging out here in the chapel up to you to discuss what you want to do next
One other thing I will say is that the next day it's like 2 a.m
At this point and the next day you guys actually have a concert that you got to play
It's kind of like a battle of the bands and you're competing against
One of your rival bands that doesn't like you and you don't like them and you know that's coming up this next very morning
Um, you guys are covered in notes
Blood and glass and could be blue knots and all other kinds of shit
Um before this show it's real disgusting, but you guys have some thoughts. So what do you guys do?
Okay, um lucy for
Lucian
Yes, sorry
My name is lucy. You got something you want to say?
I do I do
gather around
You guys get around the dog and he paces back and forth. He's like boy. It feels good to finally talk
He can't believe all the years i've had with raja trying to communicate with him
It's been rough
rough rough
That wasn't funny are you trying to develop a tight five or something lucy that was hilarious I loved it
That was wonderful
That was braille
Roger I follow you for you are powerful raja. You are
unforgiving
ruthless
Merciful
You are
Taking the lead
For you see in my past life
He goes into exposition. He walks back and forth his nails, you know scratching on the hardwood floor of the uh chapel
He's like I was the leader of a rebellion group we
Born together tighten it doing our best to take down the supreme ten for those sons of bitches that they are
before we learned of them
Coming up with this dark ritual to bring back fucking whatever it is. I don't know
Cthulhu from the dock
I was cursed
I was cursed and put into the form of a dog by one of those motherfuckers
And this is why I follow you raja
For I believe you to be the new leader of the new rebellion
strong
smart
An insatiable love for fruits and vegetables
Yeah, i'm pretty smart
Yeah, i'm pretty smart the last thing you got it of the band the voice
Yeah, I am the voice
I didn't know I was like
Back and forth here. I thought you were doing exposition. No, I'll uh
I apologize exposition is a big word for you. Good job, roger
No, we um
I have this curse put upon me and it would be
Wonderful
If you may help me lift this curse
So I may assist in taking down the supreme ten
I'm pretty good at lifting shit. I think I can lift that for you
Yeah, yes, I have no idea. What were you before you were a dog?
a human
Oh
Yeah, i'm a dog
I mean what what what was I supposed to be? I don't know what what did you want me to be?
You can be whatever you want love honestly a demon
And do I?
I could have been a demon
But i'm lucy and
leader of the rebellion
bark bark
So, um, it seems that um
That was anna
She's she's the one who turned me and she seems like a great current
Yeah, i'm not uh her biggest fan but uh apparently she's uh trying to wake the thing
The the creature
That we don't want to be awake
Um, and she's got one of the pages
so
Shit
So you down for killing your fairy vampire mother or what?
Oh, um, I would be so right there with you
But um, she's gonna make me do something terrible or she's gonna murder me on the spot
And there's not as to my knowledge much I can do. Hang on
Anonka where did you place that book that we found earlier tonight?
right in my bunk
With all the other magical shit where roger can't get it
Oh, wait, there's a place I can't reach and you guys didn't tell me about it
No
Yes, oh you know about it
Now I know
I'm gonna be doing snooping later
Oh roger with you
You know, I have a good note sleep with me lucy baby child. Don't
Do that for your own safety and the safety of the rest of this bus for the love of all that is holy or I believe
Only please roger if roger needs to snoop. I will snoop with him. I will also say oh
It seems this anabaptar
Bathory has
A hold on you
But roger
No hold on roger. He is strong
He can take her out
Yeah, I'm strong
Well, I'm curious with this crazy book of all sorts of magical stuff in there
Just curious if maybe there's some way
To break the hold that anna has on me so that I can help
without dying
Or killing you all
Super sick. I mean that sounds lovely. Yeah, that does sound awesome. So, um, why do we head to the venue get some shut eye?
You know roger can pick us up some snacks
We can get master johnson around to drop off the drive and give us our set for uh the next
For the concert and uh, I think we'll get underway
Yeah
Okay
That's fair. You guys go back to the bus. Uh, you walk back over to it now at this point
The windows are shot out. It's got scratches all over it laser beams from drones
There's like bullet holes in it the whole front of it's like scratched up and kind of smoking from smashing into the side of a chapel
Your home the ghoul bus is looking pretty pretty fucked up. Um
Yeah, the windows like hanging on but um bob pulls the levers
It always looked like this
No, yeah, totally. It's always no way I think
Yeah rogers
Right. Yes
Yeah
That's so funny because you've never seen it before um, okay
Bob pulls the lever and the doors are trying to open and he keeps pulling it eventually
The doors open to the bus and you guys step inside all of your stuff is fucking everywhere
Like they hit a basic it hit an earthquake. Um, you two have no idea why but
That's the way it looks like everything just bounced up and landed on the floor and shit is everywhere
Your bunk is open. The books are all open. Everything's all fucked up
I mean this with all respect roger, but what the fuck
And it wasn't my fault we were trying to save you guys
Um, well, I did say in that text message that you know
Don't come but
Here you are. Oh you tell me not come i'm always gonna come. This is how I roll
That's true. I I did tell you the the the streets. Um that what that's my bad. That's my bad
Yeah, can't help the premature ejaculators
How it happens? What does that mean?
People will always come roger
Come roger. Yeah, I always come that's the point
Exactly, and that's why you'll never satisfy a woman
Just you're using a lot of fucking big words today. What you think you're smart or something
I don't think you are
Yes, she's not smart. I know what's
Stratus faction means you are smart. Stratus faction. That is
A big word
Very good. Very smart
Yeah
Oh, you see how it's gonna be
I am sorry
Just how smart I am loyal to roger
Good good girl boy
You look great in those glasses, sir
Um, don't I look smart? It's because you know, I I never wear them. I just say just figured
Says i'm being so smart lately. I might as well wear them
Oh, no
I'm gonna look at that book now
Yeah, so you guys are all right picking up your stuff and you pick up the book
Um, it's a little scuffed from everything that has happened. Um, but you set it on the table and um,
Um, you need to try to attempt to open it
Um as we have before and you must think about what you want to open it to
Um, and you get to make me a check
So let me make you a defense
You need to beat
A two. All right
And what what kind of check is this?
It's kind of like a magical check, but we can do any kind of willpower anything else
Whatever you want to logically put together. Yeah
Willpower sorcery. Yeah, sure as I think about
um, if there's a way to break out of a
um
Sort of stranglehold with the creator as a vampire
nice
Five yes, bitch
That's pretty sick
Oh, you were alive in 2002
As they were as they're doing all this i'm uh, i'm typing in
In calculations on a calculator doesn't have any batteries in it
you know
You carry the two and then you divide that by pi
And then you know, like after you're done with the pie, you don't know what to do with the pan
So you subscribe to one pan
And then you you know do like some triangles so plus one triangle next to you she's like wagging her tail she's like
That's right
Very good
You are so
We'll give you a couch coin for that ronnie that's funny
Yeah
um, okay
couch coin
Oh miramorgus just redeemed couch coin for roger for being so smart
It's there so good
Okay
Why did it seem like the fucking the bot was in a sarcastic?
Yeah, dude the fucking bot was being sarcastic
for being
The dumbest of robots no
All right, you sit at the table
meditate on the book
You think cod the book's eye
Swirls in a circle locks eyes with you and flips open and the pages are like
And it stops on vampires
It gives this big old
thing about becoming a vampire and everything the people around you and the bus are just cleaning and picking up stuff as you're reading and
You get turned by a vampire
that person
Becomes kind of like your pseudo parent
Who can command you tell you what to do you basically become their um
You know
What's the word? What am I thinking sibling? It's not sibling
offspring
innocent
Yeah
uh vampire offspring and uh
It goes on to say that uh, many people have speculated
On how to break a curse like this
Um, the first one obviously is to kill your vampire
mother or father
Um the second one is to consume their blood
um
Somehow
Um, you consume the blood of your leader to break that curse and some parents actually give this privilege to their children for doing things
Good for them. They set them free allowing them to
Do these things?
um, and the last one is a complete speculation
but it says
to consume the blood of the person who turned
your parent
In by turn will be consuming their blood. Basically skips you up on the chain of command
So you you become your grandpa and it also has rumors that it will allow you to then command them
Oh shit
Um, spawn. Thank you steve chats like spawn even mirrors like spawn. Yes. Thank you guys. That's what it's thinking vampire spawn
Interesting
Okay, that's good info, um, yeah
I'm sure this will be fine
Um, oh i'm gonna sit down at the table where aeon is and just put my hand out and just hold her hand be like
We'll get you through this love
You're not gonna be controlled by her or forced to do anything against your will
and know
that I
the raven
roger
We'll all be there
We're only sure you come out of this
And lucy and yes, right and lucy and we're doing this is the tail wagging to see you guys know
Yes, and even
And bob you have a great amount of fans
Everybody will come to your aid you have enough as they say douchebag points
To command an army of your own
It'll be a race she's she's she's kind of a big deal. It's probably gonna be really tough
Oh god, I don't want you guys to die
Death is just part of the cycle
Sure for those of us who are immortal. It's part of the cycle. We I accept death in all of its
nature
I've been close to it many times
I don't want to die
I don't ever die. I'm so scared of death. It's it's terrifying to me. I don't want to die
Does you just have eon turn you then you will never be a stupid vampire?
Now with me at your side, you will never die
I say lucy's got my back. I've become a stinky vampire. That's good stinky. Hey
There's only one of us that's that is pungent on this bus and unfortunately, it's not roger
It's the rotting corpse that drives it. Love you bob
Yeah, I gotta get back to these calculations guys
Uh, the bus is putting along in the inner city. Uh, there are street lights going above you guys now even more
So because there are holes in the top of the bus
um
And uh you anonkar finally getting a look around the bus you have full vision now thanks to the god of the raven
And you can see all these
Purple lilacs and lilies that eon has painted all over the bus and you can see piles of old yellow dirty socks that roger has
Is left in the sink and in the toilet?
Anywhere that he thinks is a dirty clothes hamper
And yeah, it's definitely a lot different than what you thought you were living in
Even the walls around your bunk are all this brownish wood color like your walls were never painted
But everyone painted everyone else's walls because they didn't think you would ever see them. So they didn't think to paint your walls
Beer
Basically
It's pretty good. Um now
So we headed to meet mr. Johnson or we just get a park and take a nap like what's going on, man?
uh head to the venue for tomorrow so we can get a good amount of rest in and
We we can text mr. Johnson to meet us there
okay
Oh, I can do it actually and i'm gonna whip out
My phone that it's it's I can finally see so I never use it. I just have it because people call me
I don't call them but now I can text mr. Johnson and be like, uh
Yo, what's up?
Yeah, uh
What up square? Uh, we got the job done
Uh, your sheep shank titty fucker is dead and uh
Uh, what was his name the ponzi scheme shirt coat? Uh
Punk stink thumbledunt. Oh, there we go pond scum thumbel skank. Yeah, that's the one he's dead
Nickelback hoobastank
Yes, nickelback hoobastank, uh boss took a great amount of damage from the
The from the from from the pursuit afterwards
Uh would be up for some repairs on your dime since you may just do it
Xoxo see at the venue. Yeah, you get a response back. It just says who is this?
Uh, i'm going to text back ananka yadoskunt and uh
I said since when can you text?
Uh made a deal with a god
He just replies copy that sold my soul to text
Yeah
It's funny, okay you guys pull up into the parking lot of the underworld club
Yes, the lights are down. Everything is dim. The club is closed for the night
But you guys pull into the parking lot that's fairly empty and the bus comes to a stop you guys get to take a nice rest
And heal up
Heck yeah
Um, so you 20 guys can you know remove your stun damage your physical damage if you had any congratulations
Oh
Yeah, I
Know
I just don't have no armor
Now ian as you're sleeping
Cozy and tight you have dreams of your past life and
playing with sticks and balls or whatever you did back in the day
And um, and your dreams are interrupted
And there is a figure just standing there watching you
You wake in cold sweats and think that's probably anabatheria that was watching you in your dreams
You go back to sleep and once again, she's there but this time closer staring watching
You know, no, no, no, no, I don't I
You say things to her as soon as you feel like you see her in your dream
She disappears and appears somewhere else, but she's always there watching
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no you want to describe we hear her mumbling in her coffin. Yes. Absolutely
No, no, no, no, no, yeah, no, no, you know, I can I actually go tap on the top of her coffin
And hey, you don't have to open because the sun's out you all right
Yep, are you sure? No. No, I'm not. I'm not sure
What's going on? Scary?
Are you having bad dreams love?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Anna's there Anna's watching me. Uh, she sees everything I do and everything I am and um, it's fine
But it's not fine
I'm really scared
Okay, how about this? You you know, I can plane walk
Do you want me to come sit with you in your dreams?
Oh shit
Well, whatever you do do it quietly. I'm trying to fucking sleep before I show
I can just come sit with you in your dreams if you like
That would be so lovely Ananka
Okay, i'll head back to bed. I'll see you in a moment
Just try to relax love
It's very cool. Um as you go back to sleep you start having a dream about
Whatever it is and anabatheria is there
Um and ananka you can absolutely just plane walk into her dreams something you can just do
But if you want to defend her dreams away from Anna
I want you to make me a check to see if you can get Anna to go away
Um, if you fail we're gonna roleplay it as if you're constantly pushing Anna out
But she just keeps coming back if you succeed you push her out and you hold her out
Actually what my thought was
Do you have an idea? I'm gonna go yeah, I was gonna go into the dream and where she is
I I would interject some of my own
like
Chaotic world but make like a nice little valley
full of flowers
And just have eon sit down with me and lay her head on my lap
And essentially for myself some in my crew familiar in the dream
To just kind of as the mini birds just kind of circle around
nice
Nice not necessarily protecting but essentially let in Bathory know that eons not by yourself in this
Nice. I love that. I love that a lot
I really do but
I'm gonna interject and i'm gonna say that
while
eon is dreaming
You can tell that
I don't know if you can tell but something is pulling you to still have dreams about things
About like your past life and about like your future plans and like other kinds of stuff like that
Like she's digging in and trying to get your thoughts
And what I want you to do
Is make me a willpower check to try and stop her from doing that and what I will also say is I will allow Ananka to
Roll to give you some extra bonuses on it
To block her out
um to block her out
So a so willpower willpower?
Yeah
Like you're not blocking you're not sending Anna out of her dreams, but you're stopping Ananka from dreaming bad things
Um, so I still love
Okay, that's a six
Jesus that's an eight and Anna gets
a three
So you succeed and you stay in this beautiful valley of flowers. You don't have any bad dreams
I'm actually really happy I got a high roll because like
Astral projections would have good at that's why the whole character is built around. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool
All right, um this next day
You guys wake fully refreshed and ready to go
That's right
Um, there's a knock
As you guys are getting dressed you're getting together. You're putting on your show faces
You know putting on your show makeup your show clothes the things that you do practicing your guitars tuning them up, whatever
There's a knock at your door and in comes. Mr. Johnson with his suit
But as the knock at the door happens Lucy pipes up and says noises noises noises. There's someone here noises
Noises someone here
Noises thank you lucy and we got it. You're welcome. We got it. Let's change this right
Morning johnson answers and goes the dog can talk now
Sure can names lucy and
Hello lucy deal with it. It's like
You smell weird. I don't like you. It'll be watching you while you're in here any sudden movements and I will bark
He's like
All right, that's fine
So
How did uh everything go your bus is kind of?
fucked up
You got my text messages you answered them
Uh, yeah, that's right. That is that's correct. I did do that. Um, it was late. You caught me indisposed. Well good
Um, do you have the data? I'm sure you guys received your karma
Yes, um right here
Good, but the bush took quite the quite the toll from doing this little job for you this time
Wouldn't mind a little extra compensation by way of fixing the boss
All right. All right, he pulls out a business card
and it's got
The name of a mechanic on it and he says this mechanic will set you up. They're under our payroll
They'll do just fine
He slides it across the table and whose name is on it?
and a battery
Oh
Guess what?
In the backstory eon wrote for anna. She's a mechanic. Yep
Oops. Yep. That would be my bad. Yay
So john zane
Yes, let's say this person on the card there
Was involved in the reason why our boss is so fucked up
Hmm
And probably wouldn't be in too nice of a place to help us
What did you say? Oh
well
If you guys could write me an incident report, um, I could submit it
We could get them no longer working with us. We have someone under payroll
That we pay to help with our missions
And if you deem them unnecessary well
We could submit a report and try to get a new mechanic as soon as we can
Oh, that's only gonna make her angrier
Oh my god
She's gonna kill us all
She's gonna kill
Metal Omnicon
She has a couple other pages of the metal omnicon that that works will summon the beast
Hmm
Oh
Well, that is also why we have this data
So if you guys want to go through it together we can
Yep
Okay
Roger
Yeah
How are you doing today
I kind of used it a little bit more sleep these motherfuckers were up all night with their girly talk and all this shit
I'm I don't know man. I just ready to do the show
Well, I only asked to show you that I do in fact care about you
Oh, yeah, yes
Yeah
Caring about people's kind of like
Uh
Kind of weak why would you care about me
You know, there's no pleasing you okay
Yeah, no
He pulls out a little data pad and sets it on the table and he plugs in the drive
Give me some music for the drive
There's no pleasing you
That's not
Don't like that either
Is that my phone oh it is it's my dad
Hold on hello father. I'm currently doing my live stream. Can I call you back when I'm done?
All right, love you pop
Bye
He said yes
Oh, you didn't tell him I said hi I know right
You got to train your child
Okay, you got to train your chat to tell your parents hello whenever they enter jake
That's what i've done with ours train them to tell you tell them to say hi mom. Yeah
Um, okay, um, we're getting down to brass tacks here
He plugs in the data pad. Um, a lot of numbers come up. He types away on it
You can tell that he's a very experienced hacker. That's probably why he has this job that he does have
Um, and eventually i'm steve underscore forge of law just redeem couch speech
Call your dad back and tell him chat says hi, but you call him back later
But I will call him later and tell him all right on across each god damn it steve. No, I can't steve
I can't do that
I love you though. I can't i'll repay you with something
No pressure
Uh, I love my dad. It's not like he was driving or something anyway, so um, okay
Um
A bunch of numbers come up on this thing. All right, he types away. He's really good
All right at hacking you can tell um, eventually this big old thing comes up on the on the screen and he goes
Okay metal omnicon what I can deal from this
The supreme 10 each have vice leaders
Uh people that they have shipped out
here
Uh into grimmery to do their bidding
Seems that we killed off one of them already
One of the workers for the walmart the supreme 10
Congratulations
um, but
What it looks like is
They are all trying to collect these pages to summon this creature into existence
Uh, they plan to sell
Defensive things to people to make more money to fight back against this creature
It's
Some kind of a money-making scheme. I don't think they realize
what they're doing
but
There are a bunch of
Pages for some kind of chant that summon this thing and there are a bunch that put it back to sleep
and
Well, you might want to look into which one's bathory has in her position then
Very good point very good point honanka
um, it seems that um
If this was recent it looks like bathory had one to summon
And if you said she has another she might have one to put it to sleep
It also says here they have some information about a hidden library or another put to sleep page might be
Interesting you three already have two pages. Is that correct?
Mm-hmm
That there are five
So we need three more and we know where two of them are
Fanta Bathory has one and the hidden library has another there's only one more that's missing
But it seems to me that there are 10 pages that they are all collecting and they already have seven of them
So they are pretty close
So do you want us to go get the remaining page or do you want us to start taking over their pages that they already have
I think that is completely up to you. You can stop them from getting them or get our own as a backup
That is up to you guys then along the con and I will tell you
If you manage to save the world in this way
I will do everything in my power to
Well, it make what into whatever you want
Set you up for life our deed is done no matter what
Set you up for life our deed is done. No more work only music
No more work, but why would I need music asshole?
Well, isn't it not your passion?
Right
Smartest member of the band
All right, that's all the information I'm gonna show you now
Um, it does look like you need to do some repairs to this bus no matter what so what i'm gonna do
And he d dd on his little chip. He's like i'm gonna forward you a thousand dollars
To keep this bus running
He sends you a thousand bucks, okay
Okay, that'll do
All right, when he slaps together his deck
He's like, yeah, and he grabs it he stands up as soon as he stands up lucy's like bark bark bark
He's moving he's moving bark bark. He's moving
We have a slucian
Thank you
And he walks to the door and he goes well good luck tonight metal on the con
Um, call me if you need anything i'll be in contact soon with the next steps
Thank you, thank you mr. Drodsen
Um, you're welcome
And he shuts the door behind him
Oh, I want to quickly run over to the window
Okay, as he's going over and push down the window. Oh you want to come to the after party?
He turns and he goes
You're inviting me
Yeah, why not? Well, i've been working with you guys for years and you've never invited me to hang out
Yeah, but you just gave us the most money that you ever given us so you know
You treat us like human I'll treat you like one. I would be honored
All right, then
See you at the after party
But for serious look into that battery bullshit
Okay, well do you watch as he walks away looks like he's a little pep in his step
And as soon as he thinks he's out of sight he does one of these
He's out of sight he does one of these
Oh, that's funny
Um, yeah, okay, so you guys have about an hour until your show goes off
Um, you're here at the venue. You can already hear cars pulling up. The bar is open in front of you guys the club
Um, and you guys have a little bit of time before you perform. So please
Anything else you guys want to do or go and do get snacks do whatever?
Yeah, I want to call a band meeting. I need to call a band meeting because you know, i'm the leader
And shit. Oh god
Yes, roger
What you like
I just wanted to talk about you know where we're going and stuff
You know, we're going to do this show and here's the stuff
um
None of you invited mr. Johnson to the after party, did you?
I sure didn't
Yeah, I did
Why would you do that without consulting me first, you know, I don't like him
Yeah, but I need to talk to him about things so
bugger off
Oh, okay. Fine. I guess that's okay. Well from now going forward
He's not invited to any of the cool fun shit we do
It's not like you're even invited to the cool fun shit. We do. I know that's why he can't be invited
He's an asshole
I'm the lead singer. I don't even come to the groupie sex parties. It sucks
Roger I mean having you ever heard the term catch more flies with honey
Well, I mean you can get a lot of flies with a hunk of shit so
That's true too
Yeah, that's part of the problem. You're just throwing out you're just throwing out hunks his shit
Yeah, you're you're getting the bad flies. You don't catch the bees. You don't catch the nice bugs. You only catch the flies
That want the viscera by throwing out shit
Yeah, if you threw out some honey every so often you'd get some honey you get some bees
You get some ladies if you weren't such a viscerally unlikable shit
Or maybe the bees suck because i'm just trying to have a picnic and they keep flying into my goddamn coca-cola
Hey
Bees are adorable. Watch your mouth. Yeah, stay off reddit
Fucking in sale
Who let you back on reddit honestly
Yeah, well, you know, I just say i'm a generally angry person
so
Oh, well, that's fair
valid
That's all that's that's the end of my bit
He decided to do that
All right band meeting over
Very good you guys get dressed and ready
For the show coming up very excited
This is actually kind of like a big break for you guys because this other band
Which we're gonna allow chat to use suggestion and throw out some band names
To name this guy if they want to use balloon knots they can but it's up to this guy
Is these guys here in chat to throw out some band names for your guys's rival band?
You've been going up against them for a long time
God damn it Steve. God damn it Steve. And this is finally your time to show them that you're better than them and to show your crowd that you're better than them
This is like
You know metallica versus mega death kind of situation like these guys have been around for a long time about as long as you have
and they're they're
You know ready to give you your money. So
Um, let's fucking go. Yeah, so this is kind of a big deal
Um, it's you again
And uh, yeah the venue in front of you guys, um, you guys step out the bus, of course and head over the venue
It is called the underground club or the underworld club. Sorry
The venue you can already see is packed with fans that are lined up ready to get inside
And as you step through the back door the vip section you can already feel that the air is electric with anticipation
You look out through the curtains and you can see that the stage is set up
Flashing lights and massive massive speakers over a full venue that is currently empty
No one's been allowed inside yet and the roar of the people from outside
Yelling your guys's names and the rival band's names is almost deafening through the walls
backstage
the tension
Is thick it's palpable. It is something else
As you guys step back into this room and you see the other band sitting on the floor
You guys step back into this room and you see the other band sitting around in this back room
Already there
now, um
Collectively guys, what do we think? We've got meat puppets goblin eaters judas cheese
um
There was frequently morbid and I liked that one
Frequently that's pretty good
From steve system of a town
System of a drow
Oh, that was connor connor knows about the drow
System of a drow is a canon band in um our fantasy world system of a drow is
Oh
Yeah, um
I like meat puppets, but I also do like frequently morbid. So what do we think?
Some effects
Instead of no effects. Yeah, there's a little bit some effects. I love that
If we do some effects that can base all these other guys
Um kind of about no effects and i'd kind of be fun
Metal nom, nanon, nanon, nanom
My nuclear romance pretty good pretty good
Okay, we'll do some effects because I think that's fun to base all the band members around them. Well done
It's a mixture of no effects and 741.
Yeah it is.
Let's see here.
Just the instruments.
Thank you.
Is it music?
I just heard the news today.
Sorry I won't continue.
Sorry.
No it's not.
Come on.
Okay.
Sorry.
What am I coming on?
Sorry.
Yes.
Alright.
You guys enter.
Into this back room.
There is a chubby looking dwarf.
He's got blue hair.
He's got sideburns that are kind of going white.
And he's kind of skinny.
His name's Skinny Mike.
You guys know Skinny Mike.
He's the lead singer for the band Summ FX.
He stands up as soon as you guys walk in.
He has a lot of confidence about him.
He's holding up a cup.
It's got yellow liquid in it.
You don't know what it is.
Some kind of drink.
It's pace.
He steps forward and says, yeah.
Hope you guys are ready to rock because tonight Summ FX is holding nothing back.
Looking good, you precious wee baby.
As you say that, the guy, who you can only assume is the drummer because he's twirling
around sticks.
He's got like waves of smell coming off of him and like flies just zooming all around
him.
Stands up.
He's an elf.
He's like balding everywhere, but he's got like a fake goatee that he's wearing.
And he's wearing a shirt that says Long Beach.
And he stands up and he goes, you guys know him as Stinky.
That's just his name.
He's the drummer of the band.
And he's like, say that again, blue skin sup.
Oh, hello, gorgeous.
You sons of bitches.
I thought I smelled something.
Oh, wait.
Is that fear?
It's nice to finally see him.
And the fact that they match so well with their scent is amazing.
This one's got full on dreadlocks.
He's Drow.
He's not wearing a t-shirt.
He's got shorts on.
And his name is Martin.
And Martin says, Oh, now, come on, guys, everything's going to be cool.
It's going to be cool as hell.
And then there's just straight up chubby Mexican guy holding a guitar wearing shorts and Converse.
And he goes, hey, fool, I'm a play you away.
You don't know nothing.
His name's Hefe.
Oh, it's literally just a guy making any jokes.
It's literally just him.
Oh, it's not a cat.
It was can't be an anthropomorphic version of your cat.
Well, I named my cat after Hefe.
All right.
But Hefe is the guitar player.
Exactly.
So it's like, sure.
He's a Khajiit.
He's a Mexican Khajiit.
That's right.
He's got like brown fur.
Hell yeah.
He's a fool.
Oh, you look way cuddlier than you sound.
Oh, my goodness.
You fancy a drink later?
Uh, he's like, yeah, I'll fucking get a drink, fool.
And I'm gonna throw it in your face.
Martin's like, come on, guys, everything's fine.
He's like, what?
We're going to fight right now, fool.
I'll take my guitar and I'll shove it up your ass.
Oh, that's right to me with a good time.
Also, thank you.
Wait, are these guys going to try to fight?
You don't want to fight us.
We're just playing songs, man.
Skinny Mike's like, I'll fight, fuck yeah.
Hey, sure, Goblin.
You want to try some of my drink?
Yeah, sure.
You take a sip and it's literally piss.
And he's like, yeah, that's my piss.
What?
Did you like it?
That's grody.
Why would you do that?
He takes a drink and he's like, I like my own brand.
Ew.
Buddy.
You're obviously not hydrated.
That was disgusting.
Better off than I was saying.
It has me inspired as an idea for a cool side project.
Roger.
Planet Tits.
Golden Shower Omnicon is not happening.
Golden Shower Omnicon.
Planet Tits.
Yes.
Here we go.
Yeah, they get real up into your faces.
You guys feel like you're going to fight, but then the venue manager comes in.
She's got a headphone thing on and she's like, all right, coming up soon.
We've got a couple of minutes and you guys are going to be going live, so prepare your
equipment.
And you guys walk over to the equipment room as you guys separate and look down at your
stuff.
And I would like each one of you guys to, what's the equivalent of an investigation
as you look at your equipment?
Um.
I did.
Perception, like logic willpower, maybe.
Yeah, let's do that.
I guess.
Oh, for the love of God.
Today.
We got a three.
Where?
One.
We're winning.
We're doing good.
Five.
Nice Roger.
So as you're looking at your equipment, preparing to go on stage is usually do.
Roger, you look down and discover that some of your equipment has been sabotaged.
You can tell that some of your cables have been spliced.
All the knobs on your guitar amps where you had them perfectly set for the perfect sound.
They've all just been spun down to all the way up to 10.
Your microphone even it's been like twisted off and it's in three pieces.
Everything looks really fucked up.
What do you guys do?
Um.
Is mine also fucked up?
Yeah.
Your guitar is out of tune and all your knobs are all turned on.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, Ian's got the magic tuner.
I do have a magic.
Oh, Roger, you're going to make it.
Yeah, I just got some stuck in my throat.
Oh, it's probably the piss.
All right.
So somebody definitely did this on purpose, right?
Would healing magic work on on amps and shit?
Unfortunately, I don't think so.
It really only does like biological matter as far as I know.
So in my Dungeon Master opinion, you guys can come up with some ideas on how to fix
quickly fix things.
I'm going to need some checks.
I'm talking some intelligence checks and stuff like that to see if you can manage to fix
everything because you know that failure and malfunctions could lead to you guys losing
once again against some effects.
But these guys, we got to figure it out.
All right.
What do you want us to roll?
Creative liberty sabotage by feisty boys playing in the background.
Is there is there shit nearby?
Tell me perception.
Five something bad.
I think I'll count that as success.
Yes, you see their stuff.
You walk over to it and you inspect their things a little bit and it already looks like
all their shit is out of whack.
The drum sets dirty and smells like shit.
It's got flies flying around.
The cables are all in shambles.
It looks like they don't take care of their stuff very well.
It's yeah, you know, you kind of get the summary that there isn't much you can do to make it
any worse than it already is.
Well, I wasn't going to sabotage it.
I was just going to take it.
But yes, here.
Um, well, I know what to do.
Oh God.
What's that?
What throw down my mic stand and pick up, pick up a spray bottle and some white bees
and I'm going to go over and clean their shit.
OK, devious motherfucker.
Yeah.
OK, Roger, make me a cleaning check.
He's with honey.
He's getting it.
Beat a one.
See what?
What do you think I'm rolling here?
I don't know.
Agility and logic.
Yeah, agility logic sounds right.
That's a two.
You clean and untangle their cables.
You clean their drum set.
You fix all of their knobs.
Yeah.
Very good.
I pray on stage for our site and then just put our site where there is is.
Ian is going to use her magic tuner to quickly go around and tune all of the while the guitar
and the bass as quick as she can.
Yeah.
OK, you're going to make a check for that.
Your magic tuner just does it.
It tunes everything up perfectly.
And tunes the drums.
Yeah, the drums, drum heads.
Very good.
Yeah, your cables are still in shambles.
But here's what happens.
Hold on, let me pull this up.
You guys know that you have to perform your best set yet to ever win this competition
and earn the respect of this crowd.
As some effects goes on stage before you guys, you can see all of the crowd goes wild.
And I mean, the roar of them is just deafening.
People are squeezing up against the bars.
Security is taking people out.
People are passing out from being squeezed too hard up against these bars.
The place is completely packed.
The lights come down.
And as they begin playing, I'm actually going to make them a check because they are not
used to playing on equipment that is clean.
So this is actually the complete opposite.
I'm going to make them a check to see how well they perform on clean equipment.
Okay, they have to beat only a two, even though that was a hard roll.
Let me see.
They got a four.
So it's fine.
They actually perform really well.
You know, they get out there, they play their songs.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
I told you Lemon Pledge wasn't the answer, Roger.
Let's chat once to make me reroll something.
But you know, sneeze.
Yes.
It was a thought.
Isaiah is playing once human bastard.
Psycho underscore stash used reroll TRK.
That's a two.
So they don't succeed.
It's two versus two.
So they don't like necessarily succeed, but it's kind of average for them.
It's not anything mind blowing.
And this day, you know, the people clap, they enjoyed their set, you know, and they get
off stage and they look at you guys and they're like, nerds.
Skinny Mike finishes his cup of piss and smelly throws his drumsticks out into the crowd.
Stinky does.
And now it's your guys's go.
You're prepped.
You're ready.
But the roadies start bringing their equipment off stage that you just cleaned.
What do you guys do?
We were me and Bob are bringing our equipment on stage.
The broken stuff.
Oh, wait.
Oh, shit.
We can't use the amps and stuff.
I told you we should have switched him.
Is there any other?
It was just them.
But the roadies walking right past you.
He's like short little orc guy.
He's got a black t shirt on.
He's just carrying the amp.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, those are ours.
Your can I still fit?
Yeah.
They were just playing with them, though.
Yeah, they said we could use them.
No, no, no.
Those are arts.
We let them use them because that's what bands do sometimes.
Oh, so you guys are some effects.
Any points and on the amp, there's spray paint says some effects.
Yeah.
Okay, together.
Yeah.
Roll me.
Cozma together.
Oh, boy.
Beat a three.
That's a two.
Son of a bitch.
From me on.
That's an eight from Anonka and a one from Roger.
He's like, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
This is your guys' stuff.
You're welcome to use it then I guess.
We'll pull it off stage afterwards.
That's fine.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
He wheels it back out and sets it up.
The curtains close.
The lights are dark.
Do you guys have like a pre show ritual you do before this?
Oh, we do.
I mean, we.
Well, in this case, I'm spray painting our logo on the head of the drums, the base drum
skin and quickly painting over everything else, making it flat black.
Nice.
Oh, yeah.
Um, no one lined up for you to feed on this show, Eon, but you can go out in the crowd,
steal some people.
Yeah, she's going to standing on stage holding her guitar.
She's going to look down and kind of look like real slow to scan the crowd and see if
she sees anybody that's like making eye contact.
Nice.
Definitely.
I think there's probably like six or seven people right in the front row looking right
at you.
Each of them different colors.
She's going to, you know, she's going to reach down to the one with the red mohawk and go.
Nice.
And he's like, oh, me.
Oh, oh, oh.
And his buddy's like, yeah, dude.
Yeah.
And he like pushes them and they help him over the banner and security lets them through
and you pull them up on stage and he's like, hey, oh, nice to meet you.
I'm Johnny napalm.
Oh, Johnny, boy, is it your lucky night, buddy?
Hell yeah.
This is a guy.
Please.
It should be.
I want you to know before we do this, you can turn me.
I will be your vampire spawn.
That's kind of hot.
We'll see.
Okay.
All right.
He stands there.
Oh, wait.
I'm going to be a good boy for me.
Okay.
We're going to be doing performance checks when the stage opens.
And if you guys succeed or if you fail, each one of you guys will have the opportunity
to describe what happens in accordance to those successes or failures on your performance.
I need if you're going to beat some effects, at least two of you need to succeed.
If only one of you does to tie once again and if all three of you do, then you win.
All right.
So that's kind of the plan.
Now the number you guys need to beat.
Oh, shit.
It's only three.
It's not too bad.
But performance will be in coordinates with charisma, something charisma.
All right.
Depending on whatever you want to do.
I'm going to go with agility because she does all kinds of crazy like bending and snapping
and feeding.
Hell yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's a three.
We're going to do a one by one, but I guess Eon's going first.
Let me get some descriptions.
Oh, I'm sorry.
They totally cool.
Eon's going first.
I was going to pull up a song here.
Grocery store.
Yes.
Are you yelling at me?
Sorry.
Because yes.
Because it's metal.
All right, you guys start playing your sets.
Eon, you got a three, which means you meet the target.
Your glitched eye is a four.
Nothing extra happens.
How does it go?
She kind of keeps making eye contact with her buddy, Mr. Napalm up there and like just
kind of being all like, what's up?
You know, what's up?
And playing her guitar and kind of doing some like bends and like the back thing that she
does where she kind of reaches backwards and sort of does this weird contortionist shit.
And then eventually once the second song ends, she finally does her bit with the feeding
and spraying the front two rows with blood as she's healing him.
You don't turn him?
Nope.
Fair.
All right.
Who's next?
Draw the liability with that.
All right.
That's a seven.
That's four above.
It's a complete success.
I rolled charisma and strength because what I envisioned for this was I went up to the
front row and told everybody to fucking split before kill them all.
And then I took the barrier between the stage and the crowd and I threw it in the middle
of the fucking crowd in the split.
I made a mosh after that.
On the crowd of three, I want to see you motherfuckers merge together.
One, two, three, kill them all.
And they all fucking.
Hell yeah.
Badass.
Anonka?
Oh, I was also going to say during Kill them all, but it's essentially where Roger is going
to be in the middle of Kill them all and the beginning of Kill them all.
I'm actually going to zoom in the crow from within me, but as a giant raven like specter
behind that will come out and swoop over the audience.
Cool.
Very cool.
And I'm doing charisma willpower.
Nice.
Very cool.
It's a four.
Another success.
Hell yeah.
Fucking badass.
OK.
The crow flies over.
The crowd is moshing around.
Everyone's going all crazy.
And you can see some effects on the side of the stage standing there kind of mad eyeballing
you guys looking at your equipment.
They're like, what the hell?
Why are they using our equipment?
Like this isn't cool.
They're real mad, but you guys are just playing away, playing away.
And then you look over as you see skinny Mike leaning on the power thing and he finishes
his cup of piss and just goes, oops, and turns it off and all the power goes out.
Dick.
And the whole crowd's like, oh, I'm going to start a chant because this is the breakdown
for Kill them all.
So I'm just going to be like, kill them all.
Kill them all.
And cool.
And as everybody is chanting, I'm going to fucking power switch with my God if they can
even hear you.
So first, roll me a charisma check because that's fucking cool.
Just start joining him.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
OK.
Together then.
Everyone together.
Beat it to it was willpower.
What charisma?
OK.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
You got a big time succeed.
The crowd yells with you.
Kill them all.
While they're all yelling, I'm going to shoot the fucking power back on.
Hell yeah.
Hold me smile on.
It's a four.
You shoot it and the music comes back on.
You guys play.
Badass.
You guys succeed.
If you blow these fucking cats out of the water, they're real upset about it.
The crowd goes wild and I'm going to try to blow a cat later.
That's right.
And you guys finish your set.
Once the set is done, the venue kind of like owner comes out on stage with his little microphone
and he talks to the crowd and asks, like, who do you think performs better?
Who do you think did better?
And he puts his hand over some effects and the crowd kind of roars a little bit.
And then he puts his hand over metal Omnicon and the whole fucking crowd goes crazy.
People like shoot off fireworks.
People are screaming.
The whole venue goes wild and he goes, congratulations metal Omnicon for winning this rivalry battle.
Any words?
And he hands you guys the microphone.
Is no effects up on stage?
Some effects.
Yeah.
Some effects.
Yeah.
I only got one thing to say.
I'm going to drop my pants a little bit, hunch over.
I throw a turn at Chubby Mike.
I feel like they're walking off stage as you start shitting, but you throw it and it hits
him in the back of the head and he turns around and he's like.
And they leave mad.
Super mad.
They wheel all their equipment off stage, but the whole crowd roars whenever you throw
your turn at him.
They're very excited.
It's fucking metal.
It's badass.
Everyone claps.
You guys head backstage after the shit.
Pretty good.
Backstage.
The after party of the venue.
The backstage area is buzzing with excitement and the after party of this venue here is
filled with fans, people listening to music.
Celebrity drinks.
The atmosphere is jubilant and the band, you guys bask in your victory.
Slamming back drinks, talking to fans who had backstage passes.
Even Johnny Napalm brought his friends back there and he's bragging away as he's bleeding
from the neck about how awesome it was.
The lead singer of the rival band, Chubby Mike, confronts you guys after the competition.
His expression is a mix of frustration and almost admiration as he approaches you guys,
wiping away the shit that you threw on the back of his head.
And he says, yeah, you won this time.
Don't think this is over.
We'll meet again.
And next time, some effects will be ready.
Eat shit, crap Mike.
He goes, you too.
You did.
You did lovely lad.
Don't sell yourselves short.
We look forward to a long standing rivalry.
Yeah, sure.
He walks away mad, wiping the shit off of himself.
The other band is around hanging out.
Hefe, the Khajiit guitar player is lounging on a couch as it looks like other people are
trying to pet him as he bats their hands away like, hey fool, don't touch me.
Batting away their hands.
You guys are kind of navigating this after party.
You're interacting with your fans, potential sponsors, allies, keeping an eye out for any
kind of lingering threats.
As you guys all take a seat together at a table, everything kind of goes quiet.
And you look up to see walking through the door is Mr. Johnson.
Last time he's ever been to an after party.
The guy looks like a fucking square because he's still wearing a suit, but he's put on
a spiked collar necklace.
He walks up to the table and he goes, oh, hey guys, I brought some drinks.
And he sets down Red Bull and Jaeger on the table.
He's like, ah, thanks for inviting me.
Of course.
Feel free to let loose a little.
You know, I'll do my best.
You know, I've never really liked some FX, you know, their antics aren't for me.
I'm more of a, you know, blood murder kind of guy, you know.
Clearly that's why we do so well.
Yep.
You like, you like my choker?
Fantastic.
I bought it years and years back.
It's the first time I've gotten to actually wear it, though.
It suits you.
It's dumb.
No pun intended.
It suits you.
You know, some corpse paint will look real good on you with that peel skin of yours.
Well, would you like to paint me up?
You know what?
Yeah, sit down.
I never get to do makeup.
Ian always does my makeup.
Let's go.
Nice.
Because you can finally see to do it.
Love that.
He sits down next to you.
There is another person who approaches to wearing like a backstage pass and they have
a shirt on that says, not Gibson, but Chibson and they approach and it's a heavier set kind
of person.
Long, dark hair, human relative and say, Dibson.
There we go.
Thanks, Steve.
He's like, hello, MetalumnaCon.
You won today.
It's very exciting.
Dibson, I do represent them, the guitar manufacturer.
We were on the fence about who to sign recent sponsorships.
We were on the fence between some FX and MetalumnaCon.
We would like to sign with you guys to provide you some extra cash and guitars if that's
something you're interested in.
It sounds lovely, but we do have our esteemed
agent here with us, Mr. Johnson, as I'm like, mid painting his face.
He's got like half corpse makeup and the necklace on.
He's like, well, hello, good to meet you.
He is who all contracts would go through before we sign.
But of course we'll be into some extra money.
Money cash.
Yes.
No, not money.
Support.
Yes.
Yeah, we would.
But if everything looks on the level to Mr. Johnson here, I don't see why no.
OK.
Yes, sir.
Meet with me soon.
Here's my number.
He hands him a card and he's like, call me soon.
Obviously, I'm currently indisposed, but we can speak soon.
And he's like, all right.
Yeah, sounds good.
Sounds good.
He walks away.
My puppy's whining.
Oh, did they have to go to the bathroom?
Is it toilet time for puppies?
Could be.
Oh, yeah.
Anyways, last little bit here in this after party.
Mr. Johnson's hanging out with you guys and he's like, so, do you have something you wanted
to talk to me about?
I was wondering if you got any leads on that Bathory bullshit while we were on stage.
Oh, not yet.
Not yet, no.
But we do think we're going to look into a new mechanic.
But I don't want to submit any kind of anything because the deal is she's going to see the
reports and see where they came from.
And that's that's kind of up for you guys to decide.
And there's no getting around it.
Yeah.
We'd rather not do that.
Yeah.
At least you're keeping your options open.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, that's a good deal.
It's a good deal.
You guys look over to the corner and you see Lucy is being pet by the other band and they're
all talking to Lucy.
And it looks like one of them is like giving Lucy alcoholic drinks and she's just lapping
it up out of their cups.
And they're just having a good time with Lucy in the corner.
Lucy, come.
He looks up.
Yeah.
Oh, what?
Come here, Lucy.
Come over.
But I'm fine over here.
Oh, yeah.
But I need to talk to you.
Come over here.
You got a treat or something?
I don't have a treat, but I'll pretend I got a treat.
Oh, I think he has a treat.
Sorry, guys.
And he was stumbling.
It seems like.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Why?
Are they not OK, man?
Well, they were kind of assholes earlier.
I mean, they seem cool.
I don't know.
I was drinking something that tasted like piss.
Yeah, that's alcohol, but yeah.
No, that was 100 percent piss.
Yep.
Why?
Why is she drunk then?
I don't know.
Maybe there's vodka and piss together.
Piss.
Drunk.
Gross.
Just be careful from stuff that you get from some effects.
Because they might cause some sex to her.
I'll fucking bite their balls right now, man.
And Lucy stumbles around and growls her teeth at some effects like.
No, no, I'm going to pet Lucy on the head.
I can handle this.
Hold on.
I'll go over.
Mira.
Mira, send me sound effects.
Yeah, sound effects.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah.
Oh, Lucy, no, darling, I can handle this and I'm going to go sit by no effects.
Be like, you know, you like petting a dog, but I could think of a couple other things
that need petting.
Jesus.
Not a shroud.
OK.
Romi Charisma.
Also, you're so close to your mic, you look like a floating head right now.
Tripped me out.
I was like, is that a floating head?
There you go.
Yeah, roll me for a mic.
No, no, no, not you.
B to three.
That's a six.
All of them look at you strangely and they're like.
Something else that needs petting, huh?
And Hefei's like.
He purrs a little bit and he's like.
You coming on to me?
What say I am?
He's like.
Well, I've never been with an air Genasi before.
And skinny Mike's like.
You know, I've got.
Well, I'm kind of a kinky fool, you know, I've got all kinds of stuff in our bus.
If you're coming on to all of us.
I plan on running a train on all of you.
No.
They look at each other and they're like.
All four of them with one girl.
She had a run of train on us.
Stinky.
Yeah, even stinky.
You're gonna bring stinky in this.
Well, you've ever been penetrated by an air Genasi?
No.
I mean, what do we do?
We experience things, right?
We're trying new shit every day.
That's what life is.
You know, we're drinking piss and playing shows.
We're trying new things together as a band.
We share everything, man.
You know, we share the bus.
We share instruments.
We share deodorant and food.
We're not.
Also, we share the experience of being pegged by an air Genasi.
I don't like we share everything.
And then they turn back to you and they go.
All right.
Let's do it.
Sick.
Turk just talked himself into a five way.
Amazing.
Oh, no, it's actually going to be a how many members of the band are there?
Four.
All right.
No, it's going to be an eight way.
Oh, because I'm going to use my conjuration to essentially conjure three other versions
of like crow versions of myself.
All of which you are going to take on each one of them.
Well, wait, guys.
OK, you do that.
You summon different versions of yourself and they all like, whoa, and all their eyes
like glaze over and you guide them out of the after party and to their bus.
And I really don't think I need to describe this scene.
We can leave this up to imagination.
And to the fireplace.
Yeah, the fireplace.
And to the base amp.
How the night ends for a non-code.
Indeed.
On the way out, I'm going to steal a bunch of her shite.
But yeah, nice.
Hell, yeah.
They're in all post-coital nut like death stance and I'm just going to steal a bunch
of shite and leave.
Leave them all tied up.
That's my girl.
In their bus.
They're all like chained to the walls and shit.
Hilarious.
Yes!
OK.
See you.
One last little bit.
Lucy, kind of drunk now, sitting on the couch with Roger.
You guys are leaned back.
Everything's kind of chilling out.
And Lucy's like, yeah, man, you know, I'm loyal to you, man.
You've shown me time and time again that you're just the best guy.
That's the best guy ever.
And I don't know why I have these feelings for you, man.
Ever since I got transformed, it's like I follow my owner, you know, to death.
Yeah.
But I don't know how it happened.
I don't know who cursed me.
I don't know how I got this way.
But I heard an uncle's got that crazy professor lady as a friend, dude.
I wouldn't be remiss if you took me to her, you know, to figure this out.
I'll stay as a dog, also as a guy.
I'm cool to be a dog if you're going to take down the ten and run this rebellion, you know?
Yeah, totally, dude.
Hold on a second.
It's one of those scenes.
Yeah.
Just food for thought, man, you know, let's take these fuckers down and I'm here with you.
Totally, dude.
I dab up my dog.
Like, he like holds up his paw.
He's like...
Yeah.
Then Fernanka, you're sitting with Johnny Napalm and his two friends and they're all basically...
Aeon.
Yeah.
Aeon.
Names are A's, sorry.
Aeon, you're sitting with Johnny Napalm and his two friends and all three of them are basically just begging you to be vampire spawn.
Like, they're like, please, like, turn us.
We'll do anything for you.
You know, like, we want to live forever.
We want to rock out forever.
We want vampire powers.
Please, God, please.
No.
They're like, oh, man.
Well, we tried.
We, uh...
I mean, what's it like drinking blood?
You know, it's one of the most incredible experiences of my afterlife.
Maybe someday you'll get to experience it as well, but not tonight, lads.
Okay, that's cool.
Um, here's our numbers.
And if you need anything, you know, we'll come.
We'll fight people.
We'll do whatever you want.
You just call in exchange, you know, maybe one day.
You know, you did say you'd do anything, right?
Yeah.
Any of you boys know how to, uh, fix up a van?
That's so funny.
I'll tell you what I'm like.
Yeah, I mean, like, we've got, you know, really nice, like, old school Mustangs at home.
We work on them with our dads.
That's super cool.
We know some mechanics.
Hmm.
If you help me out fixing up our magic ghoul bus out back, maybe, uh...
Maybe I might do you a little favor.
Hmm, all right.
Yeah, we're on it.
I mean, like, we're kind of drunk now, but like, when do you need it done?
Like...
Tomorrow morning.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Sounds good.
All right.
And they get up, and they're like, we're going to get some tools and stuff.
And I feel like while Ananka, you're doing your thing in the bus, you hear mechanical shit happening in the bus next to you.
Like, it starts going down, you know.
It's like, you know, maybe even they lift up the wrong bus at first, and you like yell at them.
You're like, hey!
And they're like, oh, shit, sorry, dude.
And drop the bus down.
It goes deeper, yeah.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, that's what we're ending it.
The end of the after party.
A lot of things, story happened tonight.
A lot of band things happened tonight.
I love that you guys are like fighting evil spirits in the day and playing music at night.
It's the coolest thing.
So that is where we're going to end it.
So we're going to take our last little break and come back for our breakdown.
It goes deeper where?
Well, you missed it, but it involved penetration.
We're going to come back for our breakdown, where we're going to talk about the show and everything else.
So don't go anywhere.
I think I'm ready for the shit.
Cheers, heroes.
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On the next time of Metal Omnicon Z,
Turkey has a childhood flashback that changes the name of the game forever.
Anonka finally realizes that Connor remembers her name and Aeon King.
Damn it, she sucks some more blood.
Surprise.
Tune in with us next week on Metal Omnicon Z.
Good night, everybody.
Enjoy yourselves and be awesome to each other.
Bye bye.