Hey everybody, welcome back to the shenanigan shuffle the podcast for chaos meets comedy
and everything in between.
I am Dennis and I am here today to bring you our 11th episode.
Wow.
And I'm AJ and Jackson and Josiah are also at the table too.
Yep.
AJ is here too.
This is episode one.
You're supposed to go through everybody at the table.
Yeah, well you interrupted me, but it's okay.
You went around to me.
So the podcast for chaos meets comedy and everything in between.
Thank you.
Okay.
So today we are going to be talking about, well, obviously, stop interrupting, please.
But then after that, it's going to be the mini segment, which is going to be, I'll give
you a little hint.
It's going to be pretty cool.
Toots and giggles.
Cool beans.
Yeah.
And our main discussion might get a little crazy and a little legalistic.
So and then we'll close out with, you know, just what we're feeling.
So legalistic.
Anyways, AJ, give us the pitch and I will swing my best at it.
Yeah.
Let's hear this icebreaker.
All right.
If your life was a movie, what actor would you have play you?
I don't know.
We've done this one.
No.
What?
I think we've done something like this.
No, no, no, no, no, we didn't.
It was like, what character would you hang out with?
No, it was what character would you have on your show?
And there's like, yeah, no, you question that school or something.
No, I just came up with this, man.
If your life was a movie, what actor would you have play you?
Oh, play you?
Yeah.
Like act as you.
I would say probably Tom Holland.
That's what I was going to say because I'm pretty like Brit British.
Okay.
Well, he's on.
Yeah.
And so I think it just his, his British accent is really going to come in and be able to
help me or I would have a Switzerland guy do it.
Okay, Joe, I think I'd be Jim Carrey.
Because he's very like emotion.
I feel like sometimes I am a little crazy like him sometimes.
So who played Barbie?
Jennifer Aniston?
That was Margaret Robbie.
Margaret Robbery or whatever.
You should probably read my second option because I just feel like I embody what Margot
Robbie is.
So are you saying you embody a woman?
No, Margot Robbie embodies me.
Okay.
I guess.
Sure.
Okay.
Well, if you're wondering what I would be or who I would be or what would be you.
Yeah.
Oh, it would definitely probably be maybe Tom Holland because he's about the same height
as me and he has brown hair.
So I mean people like still maybe think it was me.
I still think it was you.
But then also maybe I would say I would say maybe like Steve Carell is a funny guy and
I like to consider myself funny guy as well.
I like Steve Carell.
Steve Carell is good.
Steve Carell has also some similar flaws.
Actually, I can see you as a Steve Carell.
He has similar flaws.
You know, he loves too much.
He works too hard and he's too giving.
So I also have those struggles as well.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I kind of think you get you have the same jokes as Steve.
Yeah.
Carrie too.
Steve Carell.
I do not know who Steve Carell is.
I call him office.
He voices grew like how could you not?
Yeah.
From minions from despicable me.
Oh, he's like, oh, he's big.
Despicable Me 4 comes out this year.
Oh, yeah.
Despicable Me 4 comes out in March.
You're like a month away, less than a month away.
Yeah.
This is one of our movie things.
I remember that we talked about that.
Yeah.
One of our movies.
So, um, yeah.
Yeah.
Anyways, um, we are gonna now, now that we are done, I'm going to have a Brad Pitt do
mine.
But oh, thanks.
I'll have blonde Brad Pitt do mine because I like Brad Pitt.
Okay.
Blonde Brad Pitt.
Yeah.
When he was, when he had blonde hair, I could be honest.
Like, well, 1989, no, 1998.
So you're going to be old.
So wait, who's Brad Pitt?
You don't know who Brad Pitt is?
No.
Brad Pitt is my favorite actor of all time.
Brad Pitt is my favorite.
Wait, what did he play?
Babylon bullet train, the lost city at Astro.
I'm sorry.
You were not around back then.
So basically no name movies.
No name movies?
What are you talking about?
These are new name movies.
High grossing movies.
Guys, how many of us have heard of Babylon?
No, we've heard of Cyclone.
Okay.
I've heard of bullet train.
How many?
Cyclone was an NC classic.
I've, you know, heard of it.
Show of hands here.
How many of us have heard of Babylon outside of the Bible?
Uh, well, the Babylon beat, but the Babylon.
Yeah.
No one's seen Babylon before.
The movie Babylon?
It's a very high grossing film.
Well, okay.
You know what?
You don't, you're just grossing me out.
Okay.
I'm bad enough.
Okay.
Jackson.
All right.
It only grows 63 million.
Okay.
Maybe not Babylon, but other films, Fight Club.
Babylon is a high grossing film.
Babylon is a good movie.
Maybe not Babylon.
Brad Pitt is not a no name actor.
Brad, no, Brad Pitt's not a no name actor, but maybe.
He's just not a Tom Holland.
He was Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith, he was in Seven.
Seven's a really good movie.
Oh, he was in Deadpool.
He is Deadpool.
No, no, that's Ryan Reynolds.
Oh, so he was like one of the little actors in Deadpool.
He was a side character, yes, but that doesn't mean he's a little actor.
Oh, he was in World War Z.
He was.
Oh, you could, Brad Pitt, Happy Feet.
Happy Feet.
He was in Moneyball.
He was in Moneyball 2.
Moneyball's a good movie.
Brad Pitt was Megamind.
I just saw that Megamind.
It was Megamind.
No, Will Ferrell was Megamind.
Yeah, he was voice acted, didn't he?
Brad Pitt was Metro Man.
Wait, that's Metro Man?
Yes, that's Brad Pitt.
I didn't realize that Megamind had so many celebrities.
I know, I didn't even know.
We've got Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Tina Fey.
Ben Stiller.
Dang.
I didn't know that Will Ferrell was Megamind.
I just learned that today.
Look at that.
Plus Brad Pitt.
Oh, J.K. Simmons was in it.
Well, anyways.
J.K. Simmons is in like every movie.
Moving on to our Beans.
Speaking of J.K. Simmons and Brad Pitt, we're going to talk about Beans.
We're going to transition every time.
No, you can't.
Yes, we can.
Okay, new transition.
Speaking about, hey, have you heard about Beans?
Because that's what we're going to talk about.
Yay, Beans!
Okay.
That's more of just a change of...
We're going to do, how many rounds of the Beans draft are we doing?
Until we feel like it.
Okay.
We love Beans.
A little disclaimer before we begin the Bean draft.
I would like to share a little bit about the history of Beans.
Beans have a rich history spanning about a thousand years, dating back to ancient times.
Archaeological evidence suggests Beans were first cultivated in the regions of, you know,
present-day Mexico and Peru.
They spread across the Americas, becoming a staple crop for many indigenous peoples,
such as the Aztecs, Mayans, and the Incas.
With the European colonization of America, Beans made their way to Europe and other parts of the world.
They became integrated into various cuisines, adapting to different culinary traditions and preferences.
In Asia, for example, Beans such as soybeans and adzuki beans became staples in dishes like tofu and miso
and red bean pasty desserts.
Today, Beans are cultivated and consumed worldwide, as I'm sure many of you know,
with a wide variety of types available.
Some common types, well, you'll hear more about them when we do our draft.
Okay, I am sorry that you guys had to sit through that.
I really apologize.
But as you know-
But it's okay because now we have an order.
While Jackson was giving us his history lesson over there,
we went ahead and drew the names in the order for our draft.
So the order we came up with was AJ, Dennis, Joe, Saia, Jackson.
But instead of that, I'm going to give AJ, he was spun first, so he gets a chance.
It's a snake draft, so fourth picks fourth and fifth.
You get the chance to pick where you're drafting.
Where do you want to draft?
It's not that hard.
I'll just take first overall.
Okay, AJ's going to take first.
I was second and I'm going to take the fourth pick, which is the last pick.
Wait.
Joe, Saia, you're next.
Isn't like one of those where, so we go through the first, but then you'll be third.
And then it reverses.
A snake draft.
I'll be third.
Joe Saia is third, which leaves Jackson with the second pick in the draft.
Now that we all know the history of beans, we will be more capable of picking our beans.
Beans.
Yeah.
Love the beans.
Beans.
Yeah.
Can I start us off here?
Can I start us off?
No, you can't.
I would love for you to start us off, Jackson, but you cannot actually.
AJ, you can start us off.
Wait, is that like, you'd rather have?
I'm going to start off with the bean that everyone here is definitely the one that's
shaped like something that we ourselves very have, or have.
Wait, what?
The kidney bean.
Yeah.
We each have two of them.
Can I get a spelling on that?
Can I spell the K-N-E-Y?
Kidney?
Kidney.
That works for me.
Kidney bean.
I'm going to start off with the famous bean.
We've all eaten one.
We've all got two inside of us.
Well, unless you've had a transplant.
Not everyone has one, AJ.
Sorry about that.
Be inclusive.
Wait, do you have two kidneys?
They're not kidney beans.
They're just kidney beans.
Yeah, I said they're not kidney beans.
I said we have two kidneys.
Let's talk about the actual bean here, though.
Are we like big kidney bean fans here?
Yeah, kidney beans are like...
Yeah, you put them in there.
I don't know.
They're like in the bean grouping when you put them in barbecue sauce.
I'm not loving beans, so...
Kidney beans are like the big brownie.
I'm coming up with so many.
I have like five rounds worth of options here.
I just don't know...
I can't remember last time I had a kidney.
Second pick.
I'm going to choose...
Coffee beans.
Oh, you did.
Have you ever had chocolate covered coffee beans, espresso beans?
Yes, dude.
Those are amazing.
Quick story.
When I was about three years old, me and my brother here in this very basement... I mean,
studio, there was a box of chocolate covered espresso beans, and we got into it, and boy,
that was some...
Wow, great story.
Okay, all right.
Wait, so is this like an all... like we ourselves are picking this as first?
What?
It's a draft.
Just like every other draft we've done.
Josiah, you are next actually, since you better have something ready.
I do.
You ready for this?
Oh, hold up.
Did you just ask... were you asking if this is like a collective?
We have to agree on it?
No, no, no.
I'm asking if it's like, is this our individual number ones, or is this as together like AJ's
like that?
We're all saying that's number one.
No, this is a draft.
Do you think the first...
What the heck does that mean?
When the parents draft Caleb Williams, the Packers aren't going to say, oh, Caleb, he's
the best.
No, the Packers want their guy.
It's a group draft, but you draft your own players, or in this case, Beans.
I feel like we've been doing drafts for so long.
We've been doing drafts for like five episodes.
Now I wish I did like a second pick so I could have taken Coffee Bean, because coffee is
amazing.
You weren't even thinking about Coffee Bean.
I definitely was.
I think that that run right away and I said, yes, I want it.
Oh, Coffee Bean's on here.
Yeah, we do have a little cheat sheet for anyone who cares.
I am going to go with the chickpeas.
Chickpeas?
I don't know.
Justlyia, please explain what that is in chickpeas.
Garbanzo beans.
Okay, I, Garbanzo beans, not a big fan.
I...
We're not jumping beans.
Why are those not jumping beans?
You can pick that next.
What about the beans?
Okay, what about the beans?
Why are peas on this list?
I should have written chickpeas.
Why are peas on this list?
Guys, you can...
Peas are not in the list.
Why are peas on this list?
Peas are not a bean.
You can pick outside of this list.
Why?
Which is what I'm going to do in my next pick of jelly beans.
Okay.
Oh.
That's a nice pick.
I'm so mad.
You know what game stinks?
What?
The jelly bean game, you know, where you keep the disgusting jelly beans.
What is it?
Bean boozled.
Oh, those things are disgusting.
Jelly beans.
We play.
Yeah.
That is just pick jelly beans.
Oh, you did.
I was trying to figure out if peas were a bean, which technically they are.
And then you came up with jelly beans.
They're in the family of legumes, in case you are wondering.
One more time, Jackson.
Legumes.
You can also call them legumes.
Oh, I get a pick again.
We played bean boozled at Christmas.
It was bad.
Christmas edition.
Well, it wasn't bad.
It was just disgusting.
Just call it bean gifts.
Our next pick, which is actually me again.
Yeah, good for you.
I am going to go with pretty iconic bean, I would say, especially throughout the US,
the Midwest especially.
I'm going to go with the Chicago bean.
That's a bean?
What?
I didn't know that was a bean.
That's like a landmark.
Okay.
Oh, the metal one.
Oh, I see.
I thought it was like a type of bean.
Yeah, it's in Millennium Park.
Yeah.
I mean, I think jelly beans and the Chicago bean, those are pretty good picks.
Well, you got a 50-50 edible rate, so thank you.
You're welcome.
So I'm next.
I still build upon this.
Apparently, there's this thing called Dr. Pepper beans.
It's a jelly bean?
No.
Look at Dr. Pepper baked beans.
Oh, I guess Dr. Pepper's expanding there.
So like, I'm going to have to go with this because I love Dr. Pepper.
I'm going to go with sweet and a bit snack.
Dr. Pepper baked beans.
Okay.
Now, see, I like this.
Okay, well, good pick.
So I'm up now?
So Dr., I don't know that's a good pick, actually, it's just a pick.
But Jackson is up.
AJ, you are.
All right, so this is not my actual pick, but I just think that some beans are pretty silly.
Wait, so this isn't your pick?
No, but there is calling out the beans.
This is just some recognition for some of the beans that no one's going to pick.
This is called the j-
Wait, you don't know that.
You should say this after we're done with the draft.
Fine.
Yeah, say this after we're done with the draft.
My next pick is the cocoa bean.
That's pretty good.
I was going to go with that.
I'm going to eat some chocolate.
That's a good pick, man.
It's just, but the thing is with cocoa bean, cocoa by itself, like the bean is kind of really better.
So just put that out there.
You just made me better.
Congratulations.
Okay, it is AJ's turn.
It is my turn.
And I am going to pick the beans that defend our country's waters, the Navy beans.
So let's clarify that is just a type of bean.
It's not actually a, it's not actually a cornmeal.
Is it like a branch?
Imagine you just see a fleet of beans streaking across the high Atlantic.
That's what I was thinking right there.
The Navy beans, they defend our country.
We just see a baked bean.
Lieutenant Colonel Navy beans.
Lieutenant Colonel barbecue sauce is what the Navy beans were cooked in, you know?
Lieutenant Colonel barbecue sauce and the Navy beans defend our nation's waters.
Thank you.
That's good for you.
I salute to the Navy beans and their Saras.
Wow.
Yeah, so we are all moved.
It is Jackson's turn.
We are all witnesses.
Okay, let's see, so this is the last pick for me?
It could be.
Are we going three or four rounds?
We're not sure.
Okay, well, I'm going to have to go with the beans that I always get on my Chipotle burritos.
And that would be the black beans.
Yeah.
I just realized all the beans I picked are brown.
So, that's good.
Wait a sec.
Supporting.
What did you pick in the first pick of this round, AJ?
Uncultured.
Well, that's supposed to go again.
Did we miss AJ's pick?
What?
Well, hopefully you weren't going to go with them.
AJ picked the Navy beans.
Yeah, but you guys are going to go twice.
It's the same here.
Oh, it's not a void space.
You guys just skipped me.
AJ, you got to be aware.
Black beans back on the board.
You got to be cognizant.
Well, it's fine.
I wasn't going to draft the black beans.
Oh, okay.
I'll wait until he announces that.
I was going to draft the...
Oh, hold on.
I had it.
I'm going to draft soybeans.
That's good.
Okay, grown all across America.
I like that.
That's like in everything you eat, I feel like.
Yeah.
Soy.
Yeah.
So, I'm going to draft some soybeans.
Soybeans, the same thing.
Soy comes from soybeans.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Let's continue.
I didn't say that.
Jackson, I'm assuming you're going with black beans.
Yep.
I am.
How did we know?
I'm going to draft black beans.
Okay.
All right.
Listen to me, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, it's not that it's here, so...
Listen to me, gentlemen.
I'm going to pick Jerry Beans.
What?
He's a trading card.
I think it's like a Pokemon.
Yeah.
Jerry Beans.
Jerry Beans Man.
He is a plant.
Jerry, a bean soldier, believes he's the strongest warrior in the world, but his true abilities
are still untested.
His attack is 1,750.
His defense is zero.
So...
Okay.
Jerry Beans Man.
If you want the card, I mean, it's in mint condition.
So there are no reviews yet, unfortunately.
So if you want to review on it, there is none.
Okay.
Well, thank you for that, Gelsiah.
I'm going to go ahead and pick...
With the final pick of the third round.
I think we're doing it four rounds.
Okay.
Just so I can get another pick.
I'm going to go with Bean Bags.
Oh, okay.
Bean Bags.
Okay, so this can be used for like, you sit on them or like if you're playing cornhole.
Okay, like bean bag chairs.
Yeah.
Can I take the phrase cool beans?
Dude, cool beans.
I might take it now that I have the next pick.
Well, if you do, then I will just forever be there.
Jump on me, Tee-Wa.
Jump whack at him, Jason.
With my next and my final, final pick of this draft, I am going to go ahead...
Your final pick, you're going to make an honorable mention as well.
Okay.
New rule, I just implemented.
Okay.
I'm going to go ahead with Refried Beans.
Oh, refried?
Yeah, refried.
And my honorable mention, which is something closely related to this, is Bean Dip.
Bean Dip.
I think we can all appreciate some refried beans and some bean dip.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yep.
Josiah, you are up with your pick and an honorable mention.
An honorable mention.
Yeah, I just wanted to pick two, so I got an honorable mention.
Oh, okay.
Now, I see.
I got to go with those scones.
Cranberry beans.
I didn't know cranberry beans.
I just wanted to say cranberry.
I did too.
I was like, cranberry beans.
Sorry, cranberry beans are the Wisconsin state fruit.
No, not the bean part, just the cranberry.
I've never heard of a cranberry bean.
I'm going to take a look at this.
I just like this.
See what it looks like.
Cranberry.
Yeah.
Okay, well, Josiah is not getting an honorable mention on this.
They're like green beans, but pink.
That's actually kind of cool.
Wow, Greg.
Did anyone take green beans?
No.
I think J. Mike, Jackson, you get to go next, and Lester Sy wants to make an honorable mention.
Honorable mention for me is green beans.
Oh my God.
I feel like that should have been in someone's four, because you have that at Thanksgiving
and Christmas.
Yeah, but yet again, it's-
Yeah, it probably should.
It would have been drafted, but I added an honorable mention, so that's my bad.
It's not a med.
It's med.
They can be good.
Josiah, you're making green beans the wrong way.
If you get a really good grilled, no, steamed green beans, dude.
Yeah.
With some seasoned salt, some all purpose flour.
Oh yeah.
You have to die far.
So I would say that my favorite bean here that I'd pick at round four, so it's not my
favorite, it's my fourth favorite, would be the pinto beans.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Do you have an honorable mention, Jackson?
Honorable mentioned?
Can I now go through the ones that I think are funny?
No, that's not what an honorable mention is.
Okay, well I'm going to do it anyway.
There's this one called the-
Where did the rules go?
There's this one called the gigante bean.
That's your honorable mention then.
There's one called the marrow fat.
What if I draft-
There's one called the-
You're definitely not drafted one.
There's one called the edamame.
There's edamame.
Where are you?
You mean the edamame?
No, the edamame was actually going to be my fourth pick.
There's one called-
No, no, no, no.
I've had edamame before, it's good.
So what are you selecting with your first pick?
Edamame.
And my honorable mention is going to be the French green bean.
You didn't even say it right.
Probably the French green bean.
The French green bean.
Mon joyeux, the French green bean.
Okay, well I am pretty beaned up after that.
Say it man.
If you're nice and beaned up after that, what are you going to do?
I'm feeling pretty beany.
So we're just going to go ahead and skip into our-
You know what's the one we should have said?
What?
A bean hat.
Never heard of that.
But we're going to go ahead-
A beanie.
Oh, it's not called a bean hat.
Some people call it a bean hat.
We forgot the bean mobile.
The bean mobile?
Anyways, our main discussion, which might end up being our mini discussion today, is
the- we got some weird and crazy laws that are still in practice today.
Yeah, crazy laws.
So it's a pretty crazy thing, but we're going to go ahead and look at these.
I'm going to start us off-
So we're just going to kind of go through them?
Well, yeah.
No, we're just going to have them go through them in their minds.
So mine is-
Is there any from Wisconsin that are weird?
There are.
You can look those up.
I'll do a couple of Wisconsin ones real quick because I don't really know much about them.
In Wisconsin, it's illegal to sell anything with a motor vehicle-wise on a Sunday, which
is why all dealerships and everything close on a Sunday.
Can't sell an RV.
Nothing.
You can't even show them.
My parents went to this RV show and they could only show the trailers because they couldn't
show anything with a motor on a Sunday.
Also Wisconsin, restaurants cannot serve butter substitutes without posting it or without
permission.
And now for the ones from the actual list.
In Turkey, selling chewing gum without a prescription is illegal.
Without a prescription?
Yep.
It was implemented by a response to concerns about littering and public cleanliness.
So I don't know if you might be part of a drug deal in Turkey if someone tries to give
you some chewing gum.
I mean, whatever floats your boat.
I got a good one.
You can't flush the toilet after 10pm in Switzerland.
What?
In some parts of Switzerland, it's illegal to flush the toilet after 10pm to prevent
disturbing neighbors' sleep.
This law is a nod to the country's commitment to maintaining peace and quiet.
I doubt they enforce it.
Switzerland is a nice country.
Is your neighbor going to call you in?
Mark just flushed the toilet.
And what's Mark going to do?
We did not flush the toilet.
It was only an issue of the toilet.
So I guess the...
The toilet did not flush.
It was not the toilet.
It was the washing machine.
Z washing.
Yeah, Mark's over here in the...Mark's in the Z bookstore and the toilet flushed.
Okay anyways, enough with my Swiss.
We've got another law.
One of you two that are really focused.
I would say the one that I think is kind of interesting is the one in Alabama, which is
no bear wrestling.
In Alabama, it's illegal to engage in bear wrestling matches.
This law was likely enacted to protect both humans and bears from harms such as events,
as such events were once considered entertainment in some areas.
We don't know about those Alabamians, but they're doing some crazy things.
All right.
Are we ready for this?
No walking backwards while eating a donut in Marcelin, Missouri, USL.
In Marcelin, Missouri, it's a get the law to walk backwards while simul...I'm going
to need my dyslexia.
Simultaneous...
Thank you.
I had it in...
Consuming...
Simultaneously...
The origins of this law are unclear, but it certainly adds a unique twist to eating a
pastry.
Now see with this one, I think some like someone's kid or something fell over while like probably
cut his head open while eating a donut backwards.
And then he was like really upset about this and he just made it a law.
Yeah.
I can see it.
Forever.
I guess whatever it is.
Yeah.
Nice.
Anyone got another one?
I got one.
No loud singing in public in North Carolina.
In North Carolina, it's illegal to sing loudly in public, especially if it disturbs others.
The laws are minor to be considered a fellow citizens.
Wowzers.
I'm going to go ahead and with another Switzerland one.
So this one is...
Oh, you're really into the Switzerland one.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to own just one guinea pig because they're considered social
animals.
So it prevents loneliness and it promotes the wellbeing of these wonderful creatures.
So I really wanted a guinea pig guys.
When I was like 10 years old, probably I was dying for a guinea pig.
My sister got one once.
Really?
Did it die?
Yeah.
Well, it actually, we came home after vacation, the door was open to the cage and we never
saw it again.
So anyways, another note, one of the ones...
What was the name?
I can't even remember.
It was like...
Javier Tiberius Bundles III.
That was the rabbit.
This one's interesting.
No socks with sandals in Italy.
In Italy, it's illegal to wear socks with sandals.
This fashion faux pas is deemed offensive to the style...
Is deemed offensive to the style sensibilities of the Islanders.
So Josiah would not be good in Italy.
I'm going to go with another one because I like this one.
In Switzerland...
Wait, did you say I don't wear socks with sandals?
You do wear socks with sandals.
Oh yeah, that's all I do.
Yeah, so you wouldn't be allowed in Italy.
Capri bird.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to sleep in a refrigerator.
Good.
So I guess if it's warm temperatures, go anywhere but the fridge.
I would not laugh in Switzerland.
And to prevent accidents or deaths from people accidentally locking themselves in the refrigerator,
which used to be more common when refrigerators had the good old latch handle.
You guys remember those back in the day?
Yeah, back in the 80s.
I don't remember those.
But yeah, Switzerland is really killing it with these laws.
They're really just promoting the safety of their guinea pigs and their people.
Way to go.
Alright, I have one.
So this today will be at next year actually in La Crosse.
Shout out to Sweater, I'm wearing right now too even.
You're peeing out your own sweatshirt.
And on the university, do a sweatshirt.
Get out this thread of...
Shout out this thread of cotton from Under Armour.
It's unlike any other.
Anyways, in La Crosse, it may be illegal to worry a squirrel.
It may?
So you don't know if it's illegal?
I might be arresting you today on felony charges.
We'll have to see.
To worry a squirrel?
What do you mean worry?
Like scare the squirrel?
It may be illegal to worry a squirrel.
Worry like, hey man, we may have to evict you later this morning.
What do you mean?
The squirrel's like, oh my gosh, I'm worried.
That was good.
Do you need some more squirrel check?
No, no more squirrel.
Alright, if you ever taunted or chased a squirrel in La Crosse, you may be scofflaw.
Scofflaw?
What?
It says scofflaw.
I keep reading it.
What does it say?
Okay, I'm already informed because he might be having a hard time here.
I have a good one.
It says, um, if you ever...
Oh, it does say that word.
Yeah, what is that word?
Well, this law commonly reported on the internet can be found on numerous lists of strange
laws but it's difficult to find the original source, which frankly may be so dusty and
outdated and never made it to the internet.
Perhaps it's just best to play it safe and avoid stressing out the squirrels so you aren't
charged with a crime.
No, don't worry though.
Um, speaking of like animal laws, you can't dye ducks in Tennessee.
In Tennessee, it's illegal to dye ducklings and chicks any unnatural colors and then sell
them unless six or more are for sale at once.
Oh, I got it.
So if you dye four of them pink and try and sell them, you can't sell them.
If you dye six of them pink and try and sell them, you can sell them.
Way to go, Tennessee.
I got one.
This one?
Oh, I haven't done one in a while.
I'm just kidding.
Hey, hey, hey.
Wisconsin has that same rule.
No, so...
Really?
Yeah, but with chickens and rabbits.
We got in jail.
So that's the same one as the...
Yeah.
So this one's pretty interesting.
In France, you're not allowed to dye without a permit.
Not dye as in color, but dye as in you're done.
You're done.
It's technically legal to dye without a permit.
And while it may seem absurd, it's actually aimed at regulating burial practices and ensuring
cemeteries have adequate space.
So that's an interesting fact I didn't know.
You learn something every day.
You do learn something every day.
Wow.
That is impressive, AJ.
Our next one is...
This one, I liked it.
It's kind of iconic.
No, ironic.
It's ironic.
No honking unless in danger.
In New York's...
USA.
In New York City, it's illegal to honk your car horn except in case of immediate danger.
This law is aimed at reducing noise pollution in the bustling city.
I kind of want to go there and see if they actually do that.
They do honk because I've been there before and then you hear...
There's also a lot of people, though.
So I could actually...
I could just be an actual emergency.
Yeah.
I guess, yeah.
Anyways, here's another one too for Wisconsin because I love my state.
It says, just say no to fake butter.
If a restaurant...
Joe, I already said this.
Restaurant can't serve you a butter substitute unless they post it or you ask for it.
You said this every day.
Oh.
My battle's too busy looking them up.
Anyway.
Jackson is actually going to finish us off with the last crazy law here, so make it good.
He sure is.
Okay.
Well, okay.
This one is pretty interesting.
It is that you are not allowed to frown at police officers in Italy.
So if they pull you over, you cannot show what emotions you are feeling except the fake
ones.
And so if you frown at them, you're respected.
You're done, I guess.
All right.
You're done.
You're arrested.
You're done.
Speaking of being arrested.
And being done.
It is time to put this episode away.
You just told me we can't use that anymore.
That was good.
Good job.
Arrested, put the episode away.
What are you doing?
You arrested someone.
Put them in jail.
Arrested, put the episode away.
Yeah, sure.
We're going to put it away.
Let's put it away.
Actually, I'm going to do this part.
Thank you, AJ.
Oh, okay.
You did a lot.
Speaking of arrested, we are going to put this episode away.
We are going to...
AJ's got it.
Oh, I got it?
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We've been talking about bean boozled.
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What?
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We are very international too, man.
Thank you.
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That will be all for my...
Do you mean you're internationalizing the people at the table or listening?
I mean, we technically are.
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