Hey everybody, welcome back to Shannanigan Shuffle, the podcast where chaos meets comedy
and everything in between.
I'm AJ and at the table like always I have Josiah Jackson and Dennis.
Hello.
Jackson, you're going to give us an overview of our episode today.
Oh yeah.
So today we've got two different things.
Well three, icebreaker question from AJ starting off and then our mini segment today is going
to be misscripted.
Basically this means we're just going to be going back, revisiting some of the transcripts
from our past episodes and seeing how the transcript kind of got messed up pretty good.
It turns to be kind of funny.
So yeah, just like blooper kind of stuff.
And then finally we've got our main discussion which is going to be some pretty wild conspiracy
theories.
So hopefully you guys are into those and ready to hear some wildness.
Yeah, so.
Yeah, wildness.
Now, how do I think about it?
The name of misscripted sounds like the Miss America title.
Move on.
I think that's kind of funny.
You have a get to know you question.
Icebreaker.
My bad.
Is it world?
Can we say world famous now?
Yeah, I believe we got.
I believe we said world famous.
I think it's shuffle famous.
Well, we have world.
We have impressions all over the world.
I don't think there's another person in the world that I.
We have.
We have downloads all over the world.
So we do have listeners in four or five other countries.
So world famous.
World famous, I guess.
World famous.
All right.
What's the first thing you do if you turn invisible?
Oh, that's a good one.
OK, I'll say it.
I probably would just go around and mess with people.
I think I'd probably want to like go like to a teacher or something and just like start
writing on the board and then be like they turn around.
They're like, what the heck?
Yeah.
I'd be messing with people.
Do I have like the ability to become invisible to be seen?
It's up to your interpretation.
I mean, OK, good.
Yeah, you can probably.
It's all that'd be that kind of scary.
Imagine.
Imagine it's like a superpower.
You can flip it on and off.
Yeah, I would probably go like I've always wanted to like go inside a store and just
feel like just like walk out.
Like you see a floating thing of ice cream.
So you've always wanted to rob.
So you're like, Rob, just like borrow like long term long term debt.
Yeah.
OK.
No intentions of paying off.
Right.
Joe, I got to go with like sneaking into places like I think it'd be cool to sneak into like
stadiums.
Oh, that's a good one.
I didn't think about that.
I could like literally just sneak into like anything.
Just sneak in, you get in, wait till like people are in their seats, see where you have
an open seat and you're good.
No one's going to check that.
Yeah, 100 percent.
That's awesome.
That's good.
They do.
You can just walk away and bam, you're invisible.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, even if they like try to kick you out and just go invisible and walk back in.
Yeah, go back in like there's nothing they can do.
That's good.
Hey, Joe, what would you do if you were invisible?
The first thing.
Well, mine's a little more unethical than your guy's, but I was going to become a heist
master and steal things.
So you'd also steal.
So heist master.
Actually, I wouldn't call it stealing.
I call it sneaking.
I call it burglary.
So you guys would all break the law.
Heisting.
I would become a heist dude.
OK.
Like Ocean's 11, you know, like those super cool heists and make that happen.
Yeah, very cool.
So yeah.
All right.
So we're going to be behind the scenes.
That was funny.
Anyway, we're going to move on to miss scripted now, which is revisiting our funny moments,
blunders and transcript issues, because if you go to RSS and you open up the transcript,
some of the things that we have said aren't exactly like they're not exactly what we said.
The transcript is messing things up or mess things up.
And it's not exactly what we said.
And it was really funny to go back today and kind of look at it and we figured that this
would be a sub like a topic in our episode.
You should tell them what RSS is, though.
RSS is like our home base platform.
So you might RSS.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Thank you.
We pay for that.
I pay for that.
Shout out to Dennis.
Well, we're going to we're all pay.
So, so RSS is like the home base platform.
You can listen to the podcast on RSS, but what it does is it it posts to everywhere.
So you're probably listening on Spotify that's posted from RSS.
The majority of our listeners are Spotify.
70 percent, believe it or not.
So if you so like if you go to RSS, you can you can you can look at the transcripts and
you can see for yourself.
But it's important that when you're looking at the transcripts, you actually listen to
what the yeah, because some of them are a little bit out of pocket and not actually
know you promote on.
Yeah, something like over both of the transcripts have said, you know, get into it.
Let's wait.
I do.
Let's dive right in.
How many Amazon music listeners do we have?
I don't expect them to answer you right now.
No, for you to shout out to the Amazon listeners.
I hear you out there.
It's probably three percent or five percent of Amazon music listeners.
OK, interesting.
I'm we're one of them.
And we're actually male dominated podcasts, which makes sense for four guys, four guys
on a table.
But it's like 77 percent of our listeners.
OK, well, all right.
We're just going to get right into miss scripted.
And we've explained what this is.
What is so do you just want to go?
You want to go through like the episode list or do you know, let's just let's just let's
just go from top to bottom and let's let's talk about each of them.
OK, so episode one, we obviously were talking about football.
This was our introductory episode.
And we were talking about Miles Sanders and the transcript computer dude took that as
the Sanders.
That's I don't know what a fander is, what the Sanders are.
But that's what it took.
Miles Sanders for the managers.
So I guess you ever see Miles Sanders.
You can call it Mr.
Sanders and explain how that name is kind of maybe listen to the shenanigans.
OK, so let's bring it back together.
You tell the transcript, dude.
OK, we're going to episode two.
Who wants to take the first one?
I'll get the second one.
I'll do the first one.
So the first one, it says Angel Sia, like always, we have a loaded episode for you.
We're supposed to say and just like always, we have a loaded episode for you.
So I don't know.
Angel Sia.
The next one is Mr.
I think Mario, you are listening.
This is supposed to be Mrs.
Martin if you are listening.
It was the one we talked about the last time we got in trouble.
Yeah, that's what I was like.
Please punish your child, Mrs. Martin, if you're listening.
I remember that.
And Mr. I think Mario, you are listening.
Mr. I think Mario.
You heard that right.
That's what the transcript took.
Yeah, OK.
So Mr. Martin.
No, Mr. Mario.
No, it's Mr. I think Mario, you are listening.
I think Mario is definitely listening.
Mario, if you're out there, please bring me some lasagna.
And fix my plumbing.
I was going to say fix my toilet.
But anyway.
Oh, he's a plumber.
Mario Brothers?
I think that was our best one probably from episode one.
I have to agree with that.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Anyhow.
What are we talking about?
Wait, what?
That was episode two.
Sorry.
The Fanderz.
That's probably out of matters.
The Fanderz.
The Fanderz is out of matter.
We're already back to it.
You can do the bottom one on episode two.
I want to do it in mine, which is episode four.
So OK, I'm going to list that one.
Well, I didn't say it, but I found it.
Well, nobody actually said this.
Well, one of us did.
Well, Dennis did, but it's not what he said.
Do we have Dennis say this one then?
Well, we'll get it.
This one says, this one says, I think this one is dentist.
I think we were trying to say, I think this one is dentist.
That's what we were trying to say.
We've got a lot of dentists before, but you know.
Did we mention dentist on this podcast?
No.
No?
I thought we mentioned your fears.
It's funny because one of your biggest fears is actually with your name.
Was this Fear Shuffle?
Was this the right thing?
Yeah, yeah, that was from Fear Shuffle.
No, it wasn't the right one.
Because we got the fear.
He said, I think this one is dentist.
It was the dark one.
It was the fear of the dark.
And he said, I think this one is dentist.
But it took it as dentist.
Again, another name mess up.
OK, so next on, we don't really know what we're trying to say here.
But Jackson, you want to go ahead and read it?
I think we were talking about something before.
Oh, just the.
Yeah, I think this was before the pod we started recording.
We were just doing a little talking and it caught a little of this.
Yeah.
It was, what's your icebreaker?
Cut off the who's and servant's me on a plate?
I don't know.
That's not something I would say.
I'm feeling no weird.
But you're feeling are we talking about how we like our meat cooked?
That might be.
No, yeah.
Yeah, you're like cut off the moves and serve it to me on a plate.
Yeah.
And that says cut off the hoods and servants me on a plate.
I don't know.
But still coming after the icebreaker question, we weren't talking about how we like our meat
cooked in the icebreaker question.
So you know, that's that's pretty funny.
Yeah, I think that's good.
Wait, how do you like your meat cooked?
Cut off the hoods and serve it to me on a plate.
Oh, rare or medium rare.
I mean, nothing past medium rare.
So anyway, anyway, you know, you want to do your own.
I want to do this one that I found.
Yeah.
Just don't say the last word.
I'm not going to say we have it.
Astrocyst.
Is that a word?
It's a stricted.
OK.
So episode four, the transcript picked up.
If you want to read your another word for buttocks, another word for glutes, another
word for the day, you're going to get it.
And it's it's just another it's a donkey, too.
Yeah, I think they got it.
They got it.
But what what Dennis meant to say is if you want to read draft.
Well, I did say that.
No, he did say that.
Yeah.
He said if you want to say if you want to read draft and transcript said if you want
to read your blank and our and our very great transcript friend mess it up again.
I don't think it's a person friend.
No, it's not a real person.
OK, so I don't think our friend.
We're just personal.
My OK.
Our homie.
Good.
It's got to work.
Thank you.
Right.
A.J. down for actual analysis.
Excellent analysis.
I mean, I'm not wrong.
First onification.
Yeah.
I'm not sure what I'm still in.
I know that.
Did you take the AP test?
I passed AP test.
I had an A in the class.
So you got the credit?
No, because the college I'm going to take.
You have to have a higher score.
So you can't agree.
No, you have to have a four at the college.
I'm going to.
So I can't use it.
Which hopefully my father takes.
I haven't actually talked to him about that.
Yeah.
OK, so we're going to move on to episode seven now.
Episode seven.
All right.
Well, jump in the episodes.
Yeah.
I'm going to go to the next one.
We ran out of time to make the rest of the transcript.
So this one says, AJ, you got a nice blank.
There's actually no word to fill in the blank.
AJ, you got a nice.
That's literally what it says.
It's you got a nice dot, dot, dot.
AJ, you got a nice.
It was meant to be AJ, you got an icebreaker.
Yeah, but it's AJ, you got a nice.
You can just throw that out there and leave it up to interpretation.
See how people fill in that blank.
AJ, you have a nice.
And someone fill in the blank.
Yeah.
What does AJ have that's nice?
Is that the Instagram question?
Okay, Dennis, I'm going to ask the question.
AJ, you have a nice and now you fill in the blank.
Okay.
What does he have that's nice?
Oh, right now.
AJ, you have a nice face.
Yes.
Yes, he does.
Thank you.
Joe, what does AJ have a nice of?
He's got a nice mustache going on.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I want it out before baseball.
You want it out.
Or I want to grow it out before baseball.
You want it out.
He wants it out.
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
Should we move on to the next one?
No.
Yeah.
This one's just.
Oh, Jackson, are you going to get it out?
Yeah, I'll get it out.
So it's just.
I got it out too.
This one's just.
Did Paul Blart do that in his movie?
That was what was actually said.
But what it thought we said was did Paul Barth do that in his movie?
Bartholomew.
No, no, Paul Bartholomew.
I don't know who Paul Barth is.
Maybe he likes them English.
Whoever Paul Barth is out there, we love you and you were mentioned.
I wonder if we got a Paul Barth like saying.
Paul Barth, if you're listening, listen.
You can sponsor us.
Okay, if you could give us one of your segues for the show, that'd be amazing.
Yeah, get around the studio.
Your little basement.
We could run it back and forth maybe.
I mean, yeah, we don't record in our basement.
We have a very high.
I mean, no.
We have a great studio.
We have a studio on the water that we paid for.
It's actually floating in the sky above the water.
It's like a lake in the bed.
You don't have to lie to them.
It's connected to heaven by like streams.
There you go.
We go up there on a rainbow.
We go to our homey in the clouds.
Yeah, that's where the lucky charms come from.
Our homey in the clouds.
Flashback to episode one.
Wow.
Episode nine.
Wow.
Wow, that's crazy.
Wow.
Okay, all right.
Pull it out.
Get the next one, AJ.
Pull out the next one from there.
The next one is when we were talking about episode seven was the... I don't remember.
That was the news article one.
Someone said it appeared out of his hand.
Well, it's probably like the banana or avocado.
Yeah, the avocado.
When he robbed the bank with it, it appeared out of his hand.
Someone said it appeared straight out of the sun.
What?
Straight out of the sun.
I'm not sure where our studio is.
The avocado falls from the sun right next to our studio.
Wait, dude.
When do you guys drop an avocado?
I may have let an avocado roll out there.
It may have fallen straight from the sun.
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
Well, okay.
A cable in the clouds?
Let's preface that.
We're not next in the sun.
We're probably a couple months out.
Yeah, but it's closer to where we are.
We're doing studio tours.
It's just going to cost 500,000 for each.
500,000?
Yeah.
Now, if you're going to the clouds, honestly, it's at least a million.
Yeah, you're actually doing a really good deal.
Yeah, for real.
That's such a good deal.
All right.
The next one is...
The next one, we're going to move on to episode 81 here.
Last week's episode.
At one point, one of us said, there's actually a movie about that.
I Am a Legend.
I Am Legend.
It's when we're talking about the zombies.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, oh, there's a zombie movie about the guy on New York.
That's what it was actually said, I Am Legend.
And it thought we said, there's a rock and roll machine.
Ah.
And now...
Rock and roll, bro.
Oh, my.
So there's a rock and roll machine.
They don't even sound the same.
No, it doesn't, but that is what... That's what it took.
Do I have to pay more for the higher advanced transcripts?
Probably.
We don't need higher advanced transcripts.
Maybe we'll do one of these every couple, 10 episodes.
We're not even on episode 10 yet.
We'll find every nine episodes.
Episode 18, we'll do another misscripts.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Just to inform the people.
That next one is not a misscript.
It's just something funny.
It's when we're talking about news articles.
And we said... Joe was like, we had that snowstorm, remember, right?
And I was like, yeah, in Oshkosh.
And he's like, no, in Wisconsin.
Because it's happening in Mosquito, Wisconsin.
Which we've proceeded to call Mosquito, Wisconsin.
But that's not important because, Joe, we had the snowstorm in Oshkosh.
And you said, no, in Wisconsin.
I just wanted to point that out because I thought it was funny.
I actually don't remember saying this.
Actually, I do.
I kind of do.
None of you guys called me out for it, though.
No, that's why we're doing it now.
Oh, because you're calling me out now?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Confess to the fact that you said that.
Yeah, it's okay.
We forgive you.
We're going to move on to the next one.
I thought it was funny.
So, yeah, that might be my most Josiah moment yet this year.
We have a few of these quite a bit.
You've already had a couple of them.
I tend to do this quite a bit.
Do you?
Yeah.
I'm just going to leave that at that.
All right, yeah.
We're going to move on to the last one.
This, again, is back to when we were talking about the zombies in episode 8.
Josiah was like, oh, I'll live in the subways of New York City.
I told him, oh, he's going to be an underground dweller.
And it took it for underground waller.
What's an underground waller?
Well, like someone who builds a wall underground, maybe.
Maybe.
I'm hoping for some interpretation there.
An underground waller, yeah.
Well, what would you interpret it as?
Yeah.
I don't really know.
Something around those lines.
Oh, OK.
I'm thinking of, like, the football player or whatever.
Darren Waller?
Yeah.
Darren Waller?
He sucks.
Anyways.
I thought of.
He let my fantasy team down this year.
Anyways.
I thought of.
I thought of Miss Waller.
Miss Waller from the Suicide Squad.
But that's probably.
Anyway.
That's going to be it for Miss Scripted.
Miss Scripted?
That's going to be it for Miss Scripted.
That's it for Miss Scripted.
Wow.
Let's give it to our fans.
I liked Miss Scripted.
And I think it's something we should do every, like, nine episodes.
I like that.
It's something funny to go back and look at.
Our recap.
Maybe we'll do it in our big recap when we do our final episode of season one.
What is it?
Hold on.
What is going to be the final episode of season one?
Are you doing, like, a whole year in the new season?
No.
I think it's going to be, like, 15 or 20, probably.
Every 15 to 20?
Okay.
I like that.
And then we need to come up with a different one.
And then we actually change the name.
We do a complete rebrand.
Yeah.
Season two.
No.
What if we just host?
What if we just came up with another, like, opening, like.
Jingle?
Jingle.
Yeah.
What if we added a jingle for season two?
Or, like, instead of doing AJ's Icebreaker for season two, we just do something different.
What do you guys.
Dementia.
Yeah, if any of you guys out there have any ideas, feel free to let us know on any kind
of social media platform.
We only have Instagram.
Well, anything I added to the comment on the Spotify, you can respond on there.
Or Josiah's.
Josiah's.
What?
Josiah's.
I don't know.
Josiah's Genanigans.
Josiah's Troipos.
Or Jackson's.
Josiah's Genanigans.
Or Jackson's Joyful Exclamation.
Josiah's Joyful.
segment.
Oh, okay.
We can call it.
It's cool.
And, oh, that's.
Don't you think that's what we should do for season two?
Yeah.
Just have a different opening kind of, like, thing.
Yeah.
I feel you.
Anyways, we're not brainstorming right now.
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
We're not talking about season two anymore.
Our bad.
Yeah.
Really.
So.
So our topic here tonight.
Yeah, let's talk about that.
It's not tonight.
It's two o'clock in the afternoon.
Anyway.
Three actually.
It's two thirty.
Not our.
Anyways.
I mean, it's too dirty.
It's three sixteen.
Oh, it's three sixteen.
We are.
Our main.
Thing today.
Yeah, our main thing.
Is our conspiracy theories.
You know, it's like.
We don't.
It's just like anything about it.
If you find a conspiracy theory and we we let it out.
So we found a couple.
So I'm going to go ahead and do the first one I found, which is kind of interesting.
It's.
So the conspiracy is that Disney created the movie Frozen as a distraction.
Yeah.
Is that actually true?
We don't know.
Well, it was because like.
It's because it's because the people have like there's a conspiracy that Walt Disney
uses like cryogenetics or whatever.
What's the freeze himself when he died?
Yeah.
And because he wanted his body.
Oh, I've heard of that.
And so like weird.
So even when like so like people and people hear about that, they start searching up like
Walt Disney Frozen.
Right.
Yeah.
But now there's a movie called Frozen.
What comes up?
It's a movie.
Frozen.
You know, that is.
Yeah.
Yeah, which really is a lot of effort just to cover something up because why would that
if you search up Walt Disney Frozen conspiracy theory, they may come.
So they made a whole lot of money off it, too.
But I guess it's probably not even true.
But like his family, like refutes that idea.
And like, it's just like, you know, it's to distract the consumers from the information
about as possible.
Frozen.
Frozen in this.
Yeah.
Yes.
Like the ability.
Maybe also is real.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I think this one pertains to you the most.
So we're going to have you tell us about the next one.
Absolutely.
So the the Illuminati headquarters under DIA is something that a lot of people.
That's Denver International Airport.
Denver International Airport.
I never would have picked those initials up.
So thank you for clarifying.
You're welcome.
So that's something that some people think.
But the biggest conspiracy is that it's just a bunker under DIA.
Like they went.
Which would be a big defense for an airport.
They went way over budget and there's probably like a secret bunker.
And some people are saying it's I guess the Illuminati headquarters.
It's a big conspiracy.
They have weird paintings all over the.
Some people think they're hiding aliens under the airport.
OK, that's just well, here's the thing.
Like I don't know.
Aliens are actually something under the airport.
Maybe we don't know.
Well, we don't know.
There's they went two dollars, two billion dollars over their budget to build the airport.
So like where's that money going?
Is it going up to the main part of the airport?
Because we're not we're not sure.
But it's probably going underneath the airport where there's a bunker or something that nobody
knows about.
Is it a five billion dollar facility altogether?
Yeah, but I don't know.
Projected at four or three billion.
Now they're doing all these renovations or the renovations and other way to cover something
up, something they're adding or.
Yeah, but not adding the airport.
It's new.
2011.
Newish.
It just looks like a big airport with a lot of runways and a lot of underground.
Yeah, but I don't know.
It took a year and a half longer and two billion dollars more than.
Yes.
And that's why people that's why people suspect that there's a bunker under it because of
those.
And there's like there's this weird sculpture thing that people call like the the New World
Order control panel.
And that's it's a bunch of crazy stuff.
Speaking of bunkers, how easy do you guys think it'd be to make a bunker over fairly?
No, I can buy one for.
Oh, yeah.
Have you seen those bunkers that are like 20, 40 stories or mental like and like on
the inside, there's like rooms that look like houses and the windows are TVs.
Yeah.
You can either have to see the actual outside or like play a video of like a window, you
know, looking out window and they have pools.
They have libraries.
They have like restaurants.
I don't know who works those.
Yeah.
I feel like if there's like a nuclear war, is there a lot of these bunkers or old nuclear
silos?
Yeah.
Nuclear nuclear.
I don't know.
I think Denver International Airport is just a fancy airport, in my opinion.
Yeah.
Well, that's probably what's true, but because they have like a lot of weird things inside
of it.
I let them dream.
Yeah.
A lot of design.
There's a lot of weird things in it.
And that's people can somehow connect to the bunker.
I don't believe it anymore.
How would you compare Denver to Doha?
Doha is nicer.
Yeah.
Denver is bigger though.
Really?
Because Doha, guess the price.
This is the airport in Qatar, Dubai, to be precise.
Guess how much it cost AJ?
Like 10, 11 billion?
16.
16?
Oh, that's really close.
Yeah, that's more than Denver.
They instantly did like all the renovations because they had the World Cup and...
Doha is nicer.
Denver is bigger.
Yeah.
Doha was like nicer.
I see the good parts.
I know.
You need like a membership to get in there.
I know, but Denver is bigger.
Denver is one of the biggest airports in the world.
Yeah, and it's just getting bigger.
Yeah.
And they keep expanding.
It's the sixth busiest airport in the world.
What's number one?
O'Hare?
No.
Yeah, O'Hare Airport.
Is it Doha?
No, it's...
O'Hare is one of the busiest.
Beijing?
Is it in London?
Saudi?
Nope, that's not right.
Oh, well, just a second.
That's that.
Jackson is going to...
Yeah, let's go.
...be on our next conspiracy.
The next conspiracy is that...
You pick any of them.
Oh, it's going to be the next one.
Okay.
The Nazis had a secret base in the Antarctic is what it says.
So, it says, rumors began circulating in the 1950s that the Nazis had a secret base in
Antarctica that housed advanced technology like UFOs.
Ever since, no evidence has been discovered to suggest that's true.
In Cambridge research, Colin Summerhays wrote a 21-page paper disputing the theory.
So, I don't think it's...
What?
I don't think there's a lot of evidence for that.
Sounds like people just wanted to think that the Nazis were doing weird things, which they
did do some really bad things, but they weren't doing anything special, just terrible.
Yeah, I feel like people like to say stuff like that about the government too, because
people are like, oh, they got aliens in Area 51.
That's just like another Area 51 for people to conspire about.
Yeah.
I don't know, but I feel like out of all of those, this one could probably be the most
true.
Yeah.
Because I feel like Hitler probably had an ideal of even taking over Antarctica, because
the dude wanted land.
Oh yeah, he wanted world domination, so he would have definitely...
And Antarctica was the last place that still had land available, so all the countries jumped
on it right away, and there's still that treaty there.
Yeah.
So, it would make sense.
Yeah.
I'm going to go off with the next one here.
It's kind of unique.
It says, 5G causes cancer and COVID-19.
Cancer and COVID-19.
And so, it says, the internet swarmed with misinformation.
It's obviously, it's been proven false, obviously, hopefully.
How do you know?
They swarmed with misinformation that the wireless service was responsible for diseases
like cancer and even COVID-19.
The spread of the theory even led to the destruction of some 5G powers, as people believed the
powerful connection would kill them.
And I'm kind of going with that one.
This says the COVID-19 vaccine had a 5G chip installed in it, and so, there was people
that were saying that the medication had a microscopic 5G chip.
And some theorists even began sending around a diagram of the chip.
Turns out that that was just an electric circuit of a guitar pedal.
But, um, yeah, people are not in love with 5G, I guess.
I like 5G. 5G is great.
It's it's just all the same, really.
It's just it's going to keep getting faster and faster.
Well, I've heard people say stuff like that, like my friend's mom,
freshman year, told him that a friend's mom's roommate cousin,
my friend's mom, freshman year told him that him continuing
to buy Xbox Game Pass would give him cancer.
Dude. OK. So people just say that.
So people are just saying stuff like that because that is not because I'm not.
I'm fine. I had a 5G phone for a while.
Yeah. So basically what their point was is that like.
It like, oh, crap, I had it here
and I thought I could lay it on the top of my head.
But it says, while it is very unlikely that exposure to the 5G radio
frequency, independent of mobile phone use, will cause cancer.
Many people worry that the mobile phone use will.
However, there's little evidence that's, you know, so it's basically just
they're worried like it's going to penetrate skin
and that the radiation is going to cause like cancer.
So they're worried about the 5G.
Like radio frequency, radio frequency, like.
Harming you.
He's a agent get away from your no waves going through my head.
I remember asking you're going to get skin cells killed.
I do remember asking Mr. Davis about this one time.
And he said that like it there are radio frequencies
that come out of your phone and whatever.
But but it's like it's literally the only way you could get cancer
is if you were exposed to it like 24 7 at a really strong rate.
He talked about it last.
So, yeah, I'd be like if your phone was up to your ear like all day every day.
Yeah. And yeah, maybe it would be bad.
All day every day.
So I guess none of us are going to get 5G cancer.
Oh, well, at least we don't know.
It could happen in the future.
And we probably already had COVID.
So what about you?
I'm probably already taking cancer.
So COVID, we've already all had COVID.
Everyone's had a form of cancer in their life.
I promise you that.
Um, well, should we move on to the next one?
Yes. Speaking of COVID-19, a solar flare caused the Titanic to sink.
Not actually, that's a conspiracy.
I realize that I realized that me saying that might have sounded like I believe that.
No, I don't really know what caused the Titanic to sink, but some believe
it was an iceberg, believe it or not.
Well, yeah, it was an iceberg.
But yeah, I don't know.
A study recently discovered that the northern hemisphere is experiencing
a moderate to severe magnetic storm on the night of the ship's collision.
Similar solar flares are known to cause power outages on Earth
and could have affected the ship's radar and radio rescue signals.
Wow. Maybe Mr. Davis is right this whole time.
So maybe a solar storm like messed up their radar and they hit the iceberg,
but that's not what it caused them to sink.
Yeah, but like someone even didn't like go,
because they're supposed to have someone like look out for glaciers at the time.
And that's what happened to the guy that was supposed to look out for glaciers.
He probably fell asleep on the jobby.
So like that's kind of his fault.
Even like this is kind of human faulty too, like you shouldn't.
Yeah. Like, why is it even going to like around somewhere cold like that in the first place?
That's a great question. Why is it going somewhere cold?
I mean, they got it. It was on like a journey.
It was it was going from England to New York.
New York is south of England. Yeah.
Yeah. But so they ended up north.
So somewhere in the north, do we know that?
Well, there's not just an iceberg in the middle of the you don't know that mid Atlantic.
Well, let's look at a map for the Titanic.
Let's look at a map for the Titanic sink real quick.
OK, we Jackson play some old music for us while we search this.
Something old music.
What are we looking for?
No, we're not doing any old music.
What are we looking for?
Can you know we want you to be?
I first want to know what we're looking for.
We want Jackson.
We're the Titanic.
Oh, OK.
OK, hang on.
OK, yeah, we're done.
OK, yeah, yeah, we got it.
No more old music.
Yeah, yeah, I was right.
Never mind. It's stuck on its path.
Never mind.
Yeah. Yeah, you were right.
I was wrong. I'm sorry.
I was obviously sorry.
I forgive you.
I'm always wrong.
I'm sorry.
I know. I forgive you.
So it hit.
That just doesn't seem right.
When did it sink?
April?
June, July.
I think it was April 14th.
Yeah, there's April.
April 15th.
Wow.
1912, right before World War I.
That makes no sense, though, because it's like warmer.
It was a German U-boat.
We're going to start our own conspiracy theory.
Conspiracy theory.
Wow.
That was the Josiah movement.
Your lips got jammed.
We're going to start our own conspiracy theory.
The German U-boat that they were already planning to go to war.
Fun twist.
Well, I'm kidding.
It was probably my ears ringing, guys.
Uh-oh.
Well, slapping your head isn't going to do anything.
Okay, so we have one more.
Yeah, we got one more conspiracy theory left.
Angel's going to read it because he hasn't read one yet.
I haven't.
Number four.
Oh, we're doing number four?
Yeah.
All right.
Since we're in Wisconsin, as you can see, the Josiah has a theme in our podcast.
Anyways, number four.
Bill Gates is making fake snow.
Now, with extreme weather conditions occurring across the United States in 2021,
Hicktalkers stoked the fires on a Bill Gates conspiracy theory that he was creating fake
snow that burns instead of melts.
Spoiler alert.
He wasn't.
What's the point of reading it then?
Hold on.
We debunked it, guys.
We are sleuths.
We be-dunked it.
We are sleuths.
All right.
No, we're not answering this because it was lame.
Anyways, number four because the other one didn't count.
We just did number four.
No, let him read it.
No, this is my number four.
Yeah.
The COVID-19 vaccine has a 5G chip inside of it.
You did read it, but we didn't talk about it.
Yeah, we did.
We talked about the 5G cause of cancer.
He read number six, but we didn't talk about it.
We're all sitting around the table and no one gets paid attention.
My ADHD is hitting right now.
Jackson's playing chess.
I was not playing chess.
No, he's on the good old barrel.
Barack Obama.
All right.
Barack Obama.
So how do you get a-
Wait, did we talk about it?
Yeah, I read it.
Oh, nice.
All right.
Basically, for all of you, like Josiah, who weren't listening,
they said that there was a micro 5G chip.
They said it was a micro 5G chip in the-
It's a Jeep.
They put my car in the COVID-19 vaccine.
My car's gone.
They put a micro 5G chip in the COVID-19 vaccine and they showed photos,
but it turned out to just be electric guitar pedal circuit.
So it's the bar.
Are we reading that again?
Yeah, some people didn't like this.
The book.
Oh, wait, we did already read that.
I remember that.
That's all we have time for today.
Yeah, that's all we have time for today.
All right.
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Yeah.
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