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Hey everybody, welcome back to Shannanigan Shuffle, the podcast where chaos meets comedy

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and everything in between.

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I'm AJ and at the table like always I have Josiah Jackson and Dennis.

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Hello.

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Jackson, you're going to give us an overview of our episode today.

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Oh yeah.

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So today we've got two different things.

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Well three, icebreaker question from AJ starting off and then our mini segment today is going

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to be misscripted.

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Basically this means we're just going to be going back, revisiting some of the transcripts

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from our past episodes and seeing how the transcript kind of got messed up pretty good.

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It turns to be kind of funny.

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So yeah, just like blooper kind of stuff.

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And then finally we've got our main discussion which is going to be some pretty wild conspiracy

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theories.

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So hopefully you guys are into those and ready to hear some wildness.

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Yeah, so.

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Yeah, wildness.

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Now, how do I think about it?

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The name of misscripted sounds like the Miss America title.

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Move on.

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I think that's kind of funny.

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You have a get to know you question.

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Icebreaker.

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My bad.

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Is it world?

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Can we say world famous now?

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Yeah, I believe we got.

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I believe we said world famous.

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I think it's shuffle famous.

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Well, we have world.

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We have impressions all over the world.

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I don't think there's another person in the world that I.

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We have downloads all over the world.

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So we do have listeners in four or five other countries.

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So world famous.

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World famous, I guess.

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World famous.

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All right.

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What's the first thing you do if you turn invisible?

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Oh, that's a good one.

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OK, I'll say it.

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I probably would just go around and mess with people.

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I think I'd probably want to like go like to a teacher or something and just like start

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writing on the board and then be like they turn around.

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They're like, what the heck?

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I'd be messing with people.

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Do I have like the ability to become invisible to be seen?

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It's up to your interpretation.

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I mean, OK, good.

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It's all that'd be that kind of scary.

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Imagine.

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Imagine it's like a superpower.

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You can flip it on and off.

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Yeah, I would probably go like I've always wanted to like go inside a store and just

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feel like just like walk out.

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Like you see a floating thing of ice cream.

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So you've always wanted to rob.

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So you're like, Rob, just like borrow like long term long term debt.

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No intentions of paying off.

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Joe, I got to go with like sneaking into places like I think it'd be cool to sneak into like

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stadiums.

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I didn't think about that.

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I could like literally just sneak into like anything.

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Just sneak in, you get in, wait till like people are in their seats, see where you have

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an open seat and you're good.

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No one's going to check that.

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Yeah, 100 percent.

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That's awesome.

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That's good.

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They do.

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You can just walk away and bam, you're invisible.

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Oh, even if they like try to kick you out and just go invisible and walk back in.

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That's good.

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Hey, Joe, what would you do if you were invisible?

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The first thing.

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Well, mine's a little more unethical than your guy's, but I was going to become a heist

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master and steal things.

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So you'd also steal.

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So heist master.

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So you guys would all break the law.

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Heisting.

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I would become a heist dude.

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Like Ocean's 11, you know, like those super cool heists and make that happen.

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So we're going to be behind the scenes.

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That was funny.

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Anyway, we're going to move on to miss scripted now, which is revisiting our funny moments,

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blunders and transcript issues, because if you go to RSS and you open up the transcript,

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some of the things that we have said aren't exactly like they're not exactly what we said.

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The transcript is messing things up or mess things up.

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And it's not exactly what we said.

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And it was really funny to go back today and kind of look at it and we figured that this

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would be a sub like a topic in our episode.

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You should tell them what RSS is, though.

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RSS is like our home base platform.

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So you might RSS.

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Thank you very much.

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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We pay for that.

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We pay for that.

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I pay for that.

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Shout out to Dennis.

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Well, we're going to we're all pay.

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So, so RSS is like the home base platform.

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You can listen to the podcast on RSS, but what it does is it it posts to everywhere.

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So you're probably listening on Spotify that's posted from RSS.

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The majority of our listeners are Spotify.

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70 percent, believe it or not.

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So if you so like if you go to RSS, you can you can you can look at the transcripts and

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you can see for yourself.

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But it's important that when you're looking at the transcripts, you actually listen to

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what the yeah, because some of them are a little bit out of pocket and not actually

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know you promote on.

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Yeah, something like over both of the transcripts have said, you know, get into it.

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Let's wait.

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I do.

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Let's dive right in.

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How many Amazon music listeners do we have?

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I don't expect them to answer you right now.

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No, for you to shout out to the Amazon listeners.

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I hear you out there.

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It's probably three percent or five percent of Amazon music listeners.

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OK, interesting.

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I'm we're one of them.

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And we're actually male dominated podcasts, which makes sense for four guys, four guys

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But it's like 77 percent of our listeners.

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OK, well, all right.

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We're just going to get right into miss scripted.

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And we've explained what this is.

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What is so do you just want to go?

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You want to go through like the episode list or do you know, let's just let's just let's

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just go from top to bottom and let's let's talk about each of them.

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OK, so episode one, we obviously were talking about football.

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This was our introductory episode.

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And we were talking about Miles Sanders and the transcript computer dude took that as

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the Sanders.

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That's I don't know what a fander is, what the Sanders are.

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But that's what it took.

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Miles Sanders for the managers.

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So I guess you ever see Miles Sanders.

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You can call it Mr.

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Sanders and explain how that name is kind of maybe listen to the shenanigans.

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OK, so let's bring it back together.

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You tell the transcript, dude.

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Who wants to take the first one?

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I'll get the second one.

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I'll do the first one.

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So the first one, it says Angel Sia, like always, we have a loaded episode for you.

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We're supposed to say and just like always, we have a loaded episode for you.

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I think Mario, you are listening.

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This is supposed to be Mrs.

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Martin if you are listening.

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It was the one we talked about the last time we got in trouble.

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Please punish your child, Mrs. Martin, if you're listening.

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I remember that.

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And Mr. I think Mario, you are listening.

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Mr. I think Mario.

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You heard that right.

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That's what the transcript took.

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No, Mr. Mario.

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No, it's Mr. I think Mario, you are listening.

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I think Mario is definitely listening.

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Mario, if you're out there, please bring me some lasagna.

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And fix my plumbing.

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I was going to say fix my toilet.

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Oh, he's a plumber.

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Mario Brothers?

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I think that was our best one probably from episode one.

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I have to agree with that.

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Anyhow.

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What are we talking about?

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That was episode two.

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The Fanderz.

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That's probably out of matters.

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The Fanderz.

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The Fanderz is out of matter.

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We're already back to it.

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You can do the bottom one on episode two.

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I want to do it in mine, which is episode four.

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So OK, I'm going to list that one.

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Well, I didn't say it, but I found it.

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Well, nobody actually said this.

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Well, one of us did.

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Well, Dennis did, but it's not what he said.

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Do we have Dennis say this one then?

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Well, we'll get it.

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This one says, this one says, I think this one is dentist.

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I think we were trying to say, I think this one is dentist.

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That's what we were trying to say.

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We've got a lot of dentists before, but you know.

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Did we mention dentist on this podcast?

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I thought we mentioned your fears.

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It's funny because one of your biggest fears is actually with your name.

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Was this Fear Shuffle?

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Was this the right thing?

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Yeah, yeah, that was from Fear Shuffle.

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No, it wasn't the right one.

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Because we got the fear.

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He said, I think this one is dentist.

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It was the dark one.

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It was the fear of the dark.

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And he said, I think this one is dentist.

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But it took it as dentist.

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Again, another name mess up.

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OK, so next on, we don't really know what we're trying to say here.

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But Jackson, you want to go ahead and read it?

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I think we were talking about something before.

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Oh, just the.

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Yeah, I think this was before the pod we started recording.

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We were just doing a little talking and it caught a little of this.

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It was, what's your icebreaker?

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Cut off the who's and servant's me on a plate?

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I don't know.

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That's not something I would say.

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I'm feeling no weird.

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But you're feeling are we talking about how we like our meat cooked?

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That might be.

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Yeah, you're like cut off the moves and serve it to me on a plate.

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And that says cut off the hoods and servants me on a plate.

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I don't know.

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But still coming after the icebreaker question, we weren't talking about how we like our meat

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cooked in the icebreaker question.

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So you know, that's that's pretty funny.

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Yeah, I think that's good.

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Wait, how do you like your meat cooked?

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Cut off the hoods and serve it to me on a plate.

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Oh, rare or medium rare.

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I mean, nothing past medium rare.

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So anyway, anyway, you know, you want to do your own.

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I want to do this one that I found.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Just don't say the last word.

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I'm not going to say we have it.

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Astrocyst.

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Astrocyst.

281
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Is that a word?

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It's a stricted.

283
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OK.

284
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So episode four, the transcript picked up.

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If you want to read your another word for buttocks, another word for glutes, another

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word for the day, you're going to get it.

287
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And it's it's just another it's a donkey, too.

288
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Yeah, I think they got it.

289
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They got it.

290
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They got it.

291
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But what what Dennis meant to say is if you want to read draft.

292
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Well, I did say that.

293
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No, he did say that.

294
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Yeah.

295
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He said if you want to say if you want to read draft and transcript said if you want

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to read your blank and our and our very great transcript friend mess it up again.

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I don't think it's a person friend.

298
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No, it's not a real person.

299
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OK, so I don't think our friend.

300
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We're just personal.

301
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My OK.

302
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Our homie.

303
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Good.

304
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It's got to work.

305
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Thank you.

306
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Thank you.

307
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Right.

308
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A.J. down for actual analysis.

309
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Excellent analysis.

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I mean, I'm not wrong.

311
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First onification.

312
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Yeah.

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I'm not sure what I'm still in.

314
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I know that.

315
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Did you take the AP test?

316
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I passed AP test.

317
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I had an A in the class.

318
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So you got the credit?

319
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No, because the college I'm going to take.

320
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You have to have a higher score.

321
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So you can't agree.

322
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No, you have to have a four at the college.

323
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I'm going to.

324
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So I can't use it.

325
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Which hopefully my father takes.

326
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I haven't actually talked to him about that.

327
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Yeah.

328
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OK, so we're going to move on to episode seven now.

329
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Episode seven.

330
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All right.

331
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Well, jump in the episodes.

332
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Yeah.

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I'm going to go to the next one.

334
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I'm going to go to the next one.

335
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I'm going to go to the next one.

336
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I'm going to go to the next one.

337
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We ran out of time to make the rest of the transcript.

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So this one says, AJ, you got a nice blank.

339
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There's actually no word to fill in the blank.

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AJ, you got a nice.

341
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That's literally what it says.

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It's you got a nice dot, dot, dot.

343
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AJ, you got a nice.

344
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It was meant to be AJ, you got an icebreaker.

345
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Yeah, but it's AJ, you got a nice.

346
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You can just throw that out there and leave it up to interpretation.

347
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See how people fill in that blank.

348
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AJ, you have a nice.

349
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And someone fill in the blank.

350
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Yeah.

351
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What does AJ have that's nice?

352
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Is that the Instagram question?

353
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,080
Okay, Dennis, I'm going to ask the question.

354
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AJ, you have a nice and now you fill in the blank.

355
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Okay.

356
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,840
What does he have that's nice?

357
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,840
Oh, right now.

358
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AJ, you have a nice face.

359
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,840
Yes.

360
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Yes, he does.

361
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Thank you.

362
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Joe, what does AJ have a nice of?

363
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,600
He's got a nice mustache going on.

364
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,600
Oh yeah.

365
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,600
Oh, I want it out before baseball.

366
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You want it out.

367
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Or I want to grow it out before baseball.

368
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You want it out.

369
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He wants it out.

370
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Yeah.

371
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Okay, all right.

372
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Should we move on to the next one?

373
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No.

374
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Yeah.

375
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This one's just.

376
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Oh, Jackson, are you going to get it out?

377
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Yeah, I'll get it out.

378
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So it's just.

379
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I got it out too.

380
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This one's just.

381
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Did Paul Blart do that in his movie?

382
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That was what was actually said.

383
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But what it thought we said was did Paul Barth do that in his movie?

384
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Bartholomew.

385
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No, no, Paul Bartholomew.

386
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I don't know who Paul Barth is.

387
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Maybe he likes them English.

388
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Whoever Paul Barth is out there, we love you and you were mentioned.

389
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I wonder if we got a Paul Barth like saying.

390
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Paul Barth, if you're listening, listen.

391
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You can sponsor us.

392
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You can sponsor us.

393
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Okay, if you could give us one of your segues for the show, that'd be amazing.

394
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Yeah, get around the studio.

395
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:05,600
Your little basement.

396
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We could run it back and forth maybe.

397
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,600
I mean, yeah, we don't record in our basement.

398
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We have a very high.

399
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I mean, no.

400
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We have a great studio.

401
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,600
We have a studio on the water that we paid for.

402
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It's actually floating in the sky above the water.

403
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,600
It's like a lake in the bed.

404
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You don't have to lie to them.

405
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It's connected to heaven by like streams.

406
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There you go.

407
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We go up there on a rainbow.

408
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We go to our homey in the clouds.

409
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,600
Yeah, that's where the lucky charms come from.

410
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Our homey in the clouds.

411
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Flashback to episode one.

412
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Wow.

413
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Episode nine.

414
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Wow.

415
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600
Wow, that's crazy.

416
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Wow.

417
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600
Wow.

418
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Okay, all right.

419
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Pull it out.

420
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,600
Get the next one, AJ.

421
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,600
Pull out the next one from there.

422
00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:06,600
The next one is when we were talking about episode seven was the... I don't remember.

423
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,600
That was the news article one.

424
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,600
Someone said it appeared out of his hand.

425
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,600
Well, it's probably like the banana or avocado.

426
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,600
Yeah, the avocado.

427
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,600
When he robbed the bank with it, it appeared out of his hand.

428
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,600
Someone said it appeared straight out of the sun.

429
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,600
What?

430
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,600
Straight out of the sun.

431
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,600
I'm not sure where our studio is.

432
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,600
The avocado falls from the sun right next to our studio.

433
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600
Wait, dude.

434
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When do you guys drop an avocado?

435
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,600
I may have let an avocado roll out there.

436
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,600
It may have fallen straight from the sun.

437
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,600
Wait, what?

438
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,600
Oh, yeah.

439
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,600
Well, okay.

440
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A cable in the clouds?

441
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,600
Let's preface that.

442
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We're not next in the sun.

443
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We're probably a couple months out.

444
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,600
Yeah, but it's closer to where we are.

445
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,600
We're doing studio tours.

446
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:53,600
It's just going to cost 500,000 for each.

447
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,600
500,000?

448
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,600
Yeah.

449
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,600
Now, if you're going to the clouds, honestly, it's at least a million.

450
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,600
Yeah, you're actually doing a really good deal.

451
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,600
Yeah, for real.

452
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,600
That's such a good deal.

453
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,600
All right.

454
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,600
The next one is...

455
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,600
The next one, we're going to move on to episode 81 here.

456
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Last week's episode.

457
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,600
Last week's episode.

458
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,600
At one point, one of us said, there's actually a movie about that.

459
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,600
I Am a Legend.

460
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I Am Legend.

461
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,600
It's when we're talking about the zombies.

462
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,600
Oh, yeah.

463
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,600
I was like, oh, there's a zombie movie about the guy on New York.

464
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,600
That's what it was actually said, I Am Legend.

465
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,600
And it thought we said, there's a rock and roll machine.

466
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,600
Ah.

467
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And now...

468
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Rock and roll, bro.

469
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,600
Oh, my.

470
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,600
So there's a rock and roll machine.

471
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,600
They don't even sound the same.

472
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,600
No, it doesn't, but that is what... That's what it took.

473
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,600
Do I have to pay more for the higher advanced transcripts?

474
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,600
Probably.

475
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,600
We don't need higher advanced transcripts.

476
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,600
Maybe we'll do one of these every couple, 10 episodes.

477
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,600
We're not even on episode 10 yet.

478
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,600
We'll find every nine episodes.

479
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,600
Episode 18, we'll do another misscripts.

480
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,600
Yeah, I like it.

481
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,600
Yeah.

482
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,600
Anyway.

483
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,600
Just to inform the people.

484
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,600
That next one is not a misscript.

485
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,600
It's just something funny.

486
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:03,600
It's when we're talking about news articles.

487
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:11,600
And we said... Joe was like, we had that snowstorm, remember, right?

488
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,600
And I was like, yeah, in Oshkosh.

489
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,600
And he's like, no, in Wisconsin.

490
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,600
Because it's happening in Mosquito, Wisconsin.

491
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Which we've proceeded to call Mosquito, Wisconsin.

492
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:24,600
But that's not important because, Joe, we had the snowstorm in Oshkosh.

493
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:29,600
And you said, no, in Wisconsin.

494
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,600
I just wanted to point that out because I thought it was funny.

495
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,600
I actually don't remember saying this.

496
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,600
Actually, I do.

497
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,600
I kind of do.

498
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,600
None of you guys called me out for it, though.

499
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,600
No, that's why we're doing it now.

500
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,600
Oh, because you're calling me out now?

501
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,600
Yeah.

502
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,600
I'm sorry.

503
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,600
Confess to the fact that you said that.

504
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,600
Yeah, it's okay.

505
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,600
We forgive you.

506
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,600
We're going to move on to the next one.

507
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,600
I thought it was funny.

508
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,600
So, yeah, that might be my most Josiah moment yet this year.

509
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,600
We have a few of these quite a bit.

510
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,600
You've already had a couple of them.

511
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,600
I tend to do this quite a bit.

512
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,600
Do you?

513
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,600
Yeah.

514
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,600
I'm just going to leave that at that.

515
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,600
All right, yeah.

516
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,600
We're going to move on to the last one.

517
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,600
This, again, is back to when we were talking about the zombies in episode 8.

518
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,600
Josiah was like, oh, I'll live in the subways of New York City.

519
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,600
I told him, oh, he's going to be an underground dweller.

520
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,600
And it took it for underground waller.

521
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,600
What's an underground waller?

522
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,600
Well, like someone who builds a wall underground, maybe.

523
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,600
Maybe.

524
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,600
I'm hoping for some interpretation there.

525
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,600
An underground waller, yeah.

526
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,600
Well, what would you interpret it as?

527
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,600
Yeah.

528
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,600
I don't really know.

529
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,600
Something around those lines.

530
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,600
Oh, OK.

531
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,600
I'm thinking of, like, the football player or whatever.

532
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,600
Darren Waller?

533
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,600
Yeah.

534
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,600
Darren Waller?

535
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,600
He sucks.

536
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,600
Anyways.

537
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600
I thought of.

538
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,600
He let my fantasy team down this year.

539
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,600
Anyways.

540
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,600
I thought of.

541
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,600
I thought of Miss Waller.

542
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,600
Miss Waller from the Suicide Squad.

543
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,600
But that's probably.

544
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,600
Anyway.

545
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,600
Anyway.

546
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,600
That's going to be it for Miss Scripted.

547
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,600
Miss Scripted?

548
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,600
That's going to be it for Miss Scripted.

549
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,600
That's it for Miss Scripted.

550
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,600
Wow.

551
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,600
Let's give it to our fans.

552
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600
I liked Miss Scripted.

553
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,600
I liked Miss Scripted.

554
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,600
And I think it's something we should do every, like, nine episodes.

555
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,600
I like that.

556
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,600
It's something funny to go back and look at.

557
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,600
Our recap.

558
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:27,600
Maybe we'll do it in our big recap when we do our final episode of season one.

559
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,600
What is it?

560
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,600
Hold on.

561
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,600
What is going to be the final episode of season one?

562
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,600
Are you doing, like, a whole year in the new season?

563
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,600
No.

564
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,600
I think it's going to be, like, 15 or 20, probably.

565
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600
Every 15 to 20?

566
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600
Okay.

567
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,600
I like that.

568
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,600
And then we need to come up with a different one.

569
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,600
And then we actually change the name.

570
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,600
We do a complete rebrand.

571
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,600
Yeah.

572
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,600
Season two.

573
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,600
No.

574
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,600
What if we just host?

575
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:54,600
What if we just came up with another, like, opening, like.

576
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,600
Jingle?

577
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,600
Jingle.

578
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,600
Yeah.

579
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,600
What if we added a jingle for season two?

580
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,600
Or, like, instead of doing AJ's Icebreaker for season two, we just do something different.

581
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,600
What do you guys.

582
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,600
Dementia.

583
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:12,600
Yeah, if any of you guys out there have any ideas, feel free to let us know on any kind

584
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,600
of social media platform.

585
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600
We only have Instagram.

586
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:20,600
Well, anything I added to the comment on the Spotify, you can respond on there.

587
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,600
Or Josiah's.

588
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,600
Josiah's.

589
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600
What?

590
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,600
Josiah's.

591
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,600
I don't know.

592
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,600
Josiah's Genanigans.

593
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,600
Josiah's Genanigans.

594
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,600
Josiah's Troipos.

595
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600
Or Jackson's.

596
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,600
Josiah's Genanigans.

597
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,600
Or Jackson's Joyful Exclamation.

598
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,600
Josiah's Joyful.

599
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,600
segment.

600
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,600
Oh, okay.

601
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,600
We can call it.

602
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,600
It's cool.

603
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,600
And, oh, that's.

604
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,600
Don't you think that's what we should do for season two?

605
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,600
Yeah.

606
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,600
Just have a different opening kind of, like, thing.

607
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,600
Yeah.

608
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,600
I feel you.

609
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,600
Anyways, we're not brainstorming right now.

610
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,600
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.

611
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,600
We're not talking about season two anymore.

612
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,600
Our bad.

613
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,600
Yeah.

614
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,600
Yeah.

615
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,600
Really.

616
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,600
So.

617
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,600
So our topic here tonight.

618
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,600
Yeah, let's talk about that.

619
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,600
It's not tonight.

620
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,600
It's two o'clock in the afternoon.

621
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,600
Anyway.

622
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,600
Three actually.

623
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,600
It's two thirty.

624
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,600
Not our.

625
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,600
Anyways.

626
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,600
I mean, it's too dirty.

627
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,600
It's three sixteen.

628
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,600
Oh, it's three sixteen.

629
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,600
We are.

630
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,600
Our main.

631
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,600
Thing today.

632
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,600
Yeah, our main thing.

633
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,600
Is our conspiracy theories.

634
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,600
You know, it's like.

635
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,600
We don't.

636
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,600
It's just like anything about it.

637
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,600
If you find a conspiracy theory and we we let it out.

638
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,600
So we found a couple.

639
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:39,600
So I'm going to go ahead and do the first one I found, which is kind of interesting.

640
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,600
It's.

641
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:46,600
So the conspiracy is that Disney created the movie Frozen as a distraction.

642
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,600
Yeah.

643
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,600
Is that actually true?

644
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,600
We don't know.

645
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,600
Well, it was because like.

646
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:58,600
It's because it's because the people have like there's a conspiracy that Walt Disney

647
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,600
uses like cryogenetics or whatever.

648
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,600
What's the freeze himself when he died?

649
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,600
Yeah.

650
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,600
And because he wanted his body.

651
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,600
Oh, I've heard of that.

652
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,600
And so like weird.

653
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,600
So even when like so like people and people hear about that, they start searching up like

654
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,600
Walt Disney Frozen.

655
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,600
Right.

656
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,600
Yeah.

657
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,600
But now there's a movie called Frozen.

658
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,600
What comes up?

659
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,600
It's a movie.

660
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,600
Frozen.

661
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,600
You know, that is.

662
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,600
Yeah.

663
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,600
Yeah, which really is a lot of effort just to cover something up because why would that

664
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,600
if you search up Walt Disney Frozen conspiracy theory, they may come.

665
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,600
So they made a whole lot of money off it, too.

666
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,600
But I guess it's probably not even true.

667
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,600
But like his family, like refutes that idea.

668
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:40,600
And like, it's just like, you know, it's to distract the consumers from the information

669
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,600
about as possible.

670
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,600
Frozen.

671
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Frozen in this.

672
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,600
Yeah.

673
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,600
Yes.

674
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,600
Like the ability.

675
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,600
Maybe also is real.

676
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,600
I don't know.

677
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,600
Yeah.

678
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,600
Yeah.

679
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,600
I think this one pertains to you the most.

680
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,600
So we're going to have you tell us about the next one.

681
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,600
Absolutely.

682
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:02,600
So the the Illuminati headquarters under DIA is something that a lot of people.

683
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,600
That's Denver International Airport.

684
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,600
Denver International Airport.

685
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,600
I never would have picked those initials up.

686
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,600
So thank you for clarifying.

687
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,600
You're welcome.

688
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,600
So that's something that some people think.

689
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:15,600
But the biggest conspiracy is that it's just a bunker under DIA.

690
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,600
Like they went.

691
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,600
Which would be a big defense for an airport.

692
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,600
They went way over budget and there's probably like a secret bunker.

693
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,600
And some people are saying it's I guess the Illuminati headquarters.

694
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,600
It's a big conspiracy.

695
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,600
They have weird paintings all over the.

696
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,600
Some people think they're hiding aliens under the airport.

697
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,600
OK, that's just well, here's the thing.

698
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,600
Like I don't know.

699
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,600
Aliens are actually something under the airport.

700
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,600
Maybe we don't know.

701
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,600
Well, we don't know.

702
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,600
There's they went two dollars, two billion dollars over their budget to build the airport.

703
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,600
So like where's that money going?

704
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,600
Is it going up to the main part of the airport?

705
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,600
Because we're not we're not sure.

706
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:55,600
But it's probably going underneath the airport where there's a bunker or something that nobody

707
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,600
knows about.

708
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,600
Is it a five billion dollar facility altogether?

709
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,600
Yeah, but I don't know.

710
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,600
Projected at four or three billion.

711
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:07,600
Now they're doing all these renovations or the renovations and other way to cover something

712
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,600
up, something they're adding or.

713
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,600
Yeah, but not adding the airport.

714
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,600
It's new.

715
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,600
2011.

716
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,600
Newish.

717
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:20,600
It just looks like a big airport with a lot of runways and a lot of underground.

718
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,600
Yeah, but I don't know.

719
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,600
It took a year and a half longer and two billion dollars more than.

720
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,600
Yes.

721
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,600
And that's why people that's why people suspect that there's a bunker under it because of

722
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,600
those.

723
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:37,600
And there's like there's this weird sculpture thing that people call like the the New World

724
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,600
Order control panel.

725
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,600
And that's it's a bunch of crazy stuff.

726
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaking of bunkers, how easy do you guys think it'd be to make a bunker over fairly?

727
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,600
No, I can buy one for.

728
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,600
Oh, yeah.

729
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:54,600
Have you seen those bunkers that are like 20, 40 stories or mental like and like on

730
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,600
the inside, there's like rooms that look like houses and the windows are TVs.

731
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,600
Yeah.

732
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,600
You can either have to see the actual outside or like play a video of like a window, you

733
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,600
know, looking out window and they have pools.

734
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,600
They have libraries.

735
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,600
They have like restaurants.

736
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,600
I don't know who works those.

737
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,600
Yeah.

738
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:15,600
I feel like if there's like a nuclear war, is there a lot of these bunkers or old nuclear

739
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,600
silos?

740
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,600
Yeah.

741
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,600
Nuclear nuclear.

742
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600
I don't know.

743
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,600
I think Denver International Airport is just a fancy airport, in my opinion.

744
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,600
Yeah.

745
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,600
Well, that's probably what's true, but because they have like a lot of weird things inside

746
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,600
of it.

747
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,600
I let them dream.

748
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,600
Yeah.

749
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,600
A lot of design.

750
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,600
There's a lot of weird things in it.

751
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,600
And that's people can somehow connect to the bunker.

752
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,600
I don't believe it anymore.

753
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,600
How would you compare Denver to Doha?

754
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,600
Doha is nicer.

755
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,600
Yeah.

756
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,600
Denver is bigger though.

757
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,600
Really?

758
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,600
Because Doha, guess the price.

759
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,600
This is the airport in Qatar, Dubai, to be precise.

760
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,600
Guess how much it cost AJ?

761
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,600
Like 10, 11 billion?

762
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,600
16.

763
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,600
16?

764
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,600
Oh, that's really close.

765
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,600
Yeah, that's more than Denver.

766
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,600
They instantly did like all the renovations because they had the World Cup and...

767
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,600
Doha is nicer.

768
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,600
Denver is bigger.

769
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,600
Yeah.

770
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,600
Doha was like nicer.

771
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,600
I see the good parts.

772
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,600
I know.

773
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,600
You need like a membership to get in there.

774
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,600
I know, but Denver is bigger.

775
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,600
Denver is one of the biggest airports in the world.

776
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,600
Yeah, and it's just getting bigger.

777
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,600
Yeah.

778
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,600
And they keep expanding.

779
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,600
It's the sixth busiest airport in the world.

780
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,600
What's number one?

781
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,600
O'Hare?

782
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,600
No.

783
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,600
Yeah, O'Hare Airport.

784
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,600
Is it Doha?

785
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,600
No, it's...

786
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,600
O'Hare is one of the busiest.

787
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,600
Beijing?

788
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,600
Is it in London?

789
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,600
Saudi?

790
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,600
Nope, that's not right.

791
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,600
Oh, well, just a second.

792
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,600
That's that.

793
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,600
Jackson is going to...

794
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,600
Yeah, let's go.

795
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,600
...be on our next conspiracy.

796
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,600
The next conspiracy is that...

797
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,600
You pick any of them.

798
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,600
Oh, it's going to be the next one.

799
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,600
Okay.

800
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,600
The Nazis had a secret base in the Antarctic is what it says.

801
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:53,600
So, it says, rumors began circulating in the 1950s that the Nazis had a secret base in

802
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,600
Antarctica that housed advanced technology like UFOs.

803
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,600
Ever since, no evidence has been discovered to suggest that's true.

804
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:06,600
In Cambridge research, Colin Summerhays wrote a 21-page paper disputing the theory.

805
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,600
So, I don't think it's...

806
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,600
What?

807
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,600
I don't think there's a lot of evidence for that.

808
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,600
Sounds like people just wanted to think that the Nazis were doing weird things, which they

809
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,600
did do some really bad things, but they weren't doing anything special, just terrible.

810
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:24,600
Yeah, I feel like people like to say stuff like that about the government too, because

811
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,600
people are like, oh, they got aliens in Area 51.

812
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,600
That's just like another Area 51 for people to conspire about.

813
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,600
Yeah.

814
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,600
I don't know, but I feel like out of all of those, this one could probably be the most

815
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,600
true.

816
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,600
Yeah.

817
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,600
Because I feel like Hitler probably had an ideal of even taking over Antarctica, because

818
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,600
the dude wanted land.

819
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,600
Oh yeah, he wanted world domination, so he would have definitely...

820
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:50,600
And Antarctica was the last place that still had land available, so all the countries jumped

821
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,600
on it right away, and there's still that treaty there.

822
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,600
Yeah.

823
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,600
So, it would make sense.

824
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,600
Yeah.

825
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,600
I'm going to go off with the next one here.

826
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,600
It's kind of unique.

827
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:10,600
It says, 5G causes cancer and COVID-19.

828
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,600
Cancer and COVID-19.

829
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:18,600
And so, it says, the internet swarmed with misinformation.

830
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,600
It's obviously, it's been proven false, obviously, hopefully.

831
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,600
How do you know?

832
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:28,160
They swarmed with misinformation that the wireless service was responsible for diseases

833
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,920
like cancer and even COVID-19.

834
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:35,440
The spread of the theory even led to the destruction of some 5G powers, as people believed the

835
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,600
powerful connection would kill them.

836
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,400
And I'm kind of going with that one.

837
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:46,060
This says the COVID-19 vaccine had a 5G chip installed in it, and so, there was people

838
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:51,600
that were saying that the medication had a microscopic 5G chip.

839
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:56,480
And some theorists even began sending around a diagram of the chip.

840
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,480
Turns out that that was just an electric circuit of a guitar pedal.

841
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:06,080
But, um, yeah, people are not in love with 5G, I guess.

842
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,760
I like 5G. 5G is great.

843
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,920
It's it's just all the same, really.

844
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,320
It's just it's going to keep getting faster and faster.

845
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,240
Well, I've heard people say stuff like that, like my friend's mom,

846
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,200
freshman year, told him that a friend's mom's roommate cousin,

847
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,680
my friend's mom, freshman year told him that him continuing

848
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,000
to buy Xbox Game Pass would give him cancer.

849
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,560
Dude. OK. So people just say that.

850
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,600
So people are just saying stuff like that because that is not because I'm not.

851
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,480
I'm fine. I had a 5G phone for a while.

852
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,480
Yeah. So basically what their point was is that like.

853
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,640
It like, oh, crap, I had it here

854
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,320
and I thought I could lay it on the top of my head.

855
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:50,680
But it says, while it is very unlikely that exposure to the 5G radio

856
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,760
frequency, independent of mobile phone use, will cause cancer.

857
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,080
Many people worry that the mobile phone use will.

858
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,720
However, there's little evidence that's, you know, so it's basically just

859
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,160
they're worried like it's going to penetrate skin

860
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,480
and that the radiation is going to cause like cancer.

861
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,200
So they're worried about the 5G.

862
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,960
Like radio frequency, radio frequency, like.

863
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,280
Harming you.

864
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,320
He's a agent get away from your no waves going through my head.

865
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,960
I remember asking you're going to get skin cells killed.

866
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,200
I do remember asking Mr. Davis about this one time.

867
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,200
And he said that like it there are radio frequencies

868
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,880
that come out of your phone and whatever.

869
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,960
But but it's like it's literally the only way you could get cancer

870
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:36,440
is if you were exposed to it like 24 7 at a really strong rate.

871
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,240
He talked about it last.

872
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,560
So, yeah, I'd be like if your phone was up to your ear like all day every day.

873
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,120
Yeah. And yeah, maybe it would be bad.

874
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,520
All day every day.

875
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,560
So I guess none of us are going to get 5G cancer.

876
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,480
Oh, well, at least we don't know.

877
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,000
It could happen in the future.

878
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,720
And we probably already had COVID.

879
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,000
So what about you?

880
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,680
I'm probably already taking cancer.

881
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,880
So COVID, we've already all had COVID.

882
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,080
Everyone's had a form of cancer in their life.

883
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,760
I promise you that.

884
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,280
Um, well, should we move on to the next one?

885
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,320
Yes. Speaking of COVID-19, a solar flare caused the Titanic to sink.

886
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,440
Not actually, that's a conspiracy.

887
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,800
I realize that I realized that me saying that might have sounded like I believe that.

888
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,040
No, I don't really know what caused the Titanic to sink, but some believe

889
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,040
it was an iceberg, believe it or not.

890
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,480
Well, yeah, it was an iceberg.

891
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,760
But yeah, I don't know.

892
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,240
A study recently discovered that the northern hemisphere is experiencing

893
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,520
a moderate to severe magnetic storm on the night of the ship's collision.

894
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,120
Similar solar flares are known to cause power outages on Earth

895
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,560
and could have affected the ship's radar and radio rescue signals.

896
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,000
Wow. Maybe Mr. Davis is right this whole time.

897
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,280
So maybe a solar storm like messed up their radar and they hit the iceberg,

898
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,480
but that's not what it caused them to sink.

899
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,120
Yeah, but like someone even didn't like go,

900
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,160
because they're supposed to have someone like look out for glaciers at the time.

901
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,360
And that's what happened to the guy that was supposed to look out for glaciers.

902
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,920
He probably fell asleep on the jobby.

903
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,920
So like that's kind of his fault.

904
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,160
Even like this is kind of human faulty too, like you shouldn't.

905
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:15,760
Yeah. Like, why is it even going to like around somewhere cold like that in the first place?

906
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,560
That's a great question. Why is it going somewhere cold?

907
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,200
I mean, they got it. It was on like a journey.

908
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,800
It was it was going from England to New York.

909
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,200
New York is south of England. Yeah.

910
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,120
Yeah. But so they ended up north.

911
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,440
So somewhere in the north, do we know that?

912
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,400
Well, there's not just an iceberg in the middle of the you don't know that mid Atlantic.

913
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,960
Well, let's look at a map for the Titanic.

914
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,600
Let's look at a map for the Titanic sink real quick.

915
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:46,320
OK, we Jackson play some old music for us while we search this.

916
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,760
Something old music.

917
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,040
What are we looking for?

918
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,400
No, we're not doing any old music.

919
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,280
What are we looking for?

920
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,400
Can you know we want you to be?

921
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,000
I first want to know what we're looking for.

922
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:54,960
We want Jackson.

923
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,920
We're the Titanic.

924
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,200
Oh, OK.

925
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:58,800
OK, hang on.

926
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,560
OK, yeah, we're done.

927
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,760
OK, yeah, yeah, we got it.

928
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,560
No more old music.

929
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,360
Yeah, yeah, I was right.

930
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,960
Never mind. It's stuck on its path.

931
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,840
Never mind.

932
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:06,800
Yeah. Yeah, you were right.

933
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,600
I was wrong. I'm sorry.

934
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,040
I was obviously sorry.

935
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,600
I forgive you.

936
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,240
I'm always wrong.

937
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:10,560
I'm sorry.

938
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,920
I know. I forgive you.

939
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,640
So it hit.

940
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,280
That just doesn't seem right.

941
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,000
When did it sink?

942
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:16,960
April?

943
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,800
June, July.

944
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,920
I think it was April 14th.

945
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,920
Yeah, there's April.

946
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,680
April 15th.

947
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:24,560
Wow.

948
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,160
1912, right before World War I.

949
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,240
That makes no sense, though, because it's like warmer.

950
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,360
It was a German U-boat.

951
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,880
We're going to start our own conspiracy theory.

952
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:37,840
Conspiracy theory.

953
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:44,640
Wow.

954
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,000
That was the Josiah movement.

955
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,120
Your lips got jammed.

956
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,440
We're going to start our own conspiracy theory.

957
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,800
The German U-boat that they were already planning to go to war.

958
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,160
Fun twist.

959
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,440
Well, I'm kidding.

960
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,840
It was probably my ears ringing, guys.

961
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:00,720
Uh-oh.

962
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,720
Well, slapping your head isn't going to do anything.

963
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,560
Okay, so we have one more.

964
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,400
Yeah, we got one more conspiracy theory left.

965
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,320
Angel's going to read it because he hasn't read one yet.

966
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,280
I haven't.

967
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,080
Number four.

968
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,440
Oh, we're doing number four?

969
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:11,760
Yeah.

970
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:12,320
All right.

971
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,800
Since we're in Wisconsin, as you can see, the Josiah has a theme in our podcast.

972
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,880
Anyways, number four.

973
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,600
Bill Gates is making fake snow.

974
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:27,040
Now, with extreme weather conditions occurring across the United States in 2021,

975
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:34,000
Hicktalkers stoked the fires on a Bill Gates conspiracy theory that he was creating fake

976
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,080
snow that burns instead of melts.

977
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,280
Spoiler alert.

978
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:37,780
He wasn't.

979
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,440
What's the point of reading it then?

980
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:41,940
Hold on.

981
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,160
We debunked it, guys.

982
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,360
We are sleuths.

983
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,240
We be-dunked it.

984
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,160
We be-dunked it.

985
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,120
We are sleuths.

986
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:49,440
All right.

987
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,120
No, we're not answering this because it was lame.

988
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,480
Anyways, number four because the other one didn't count.

989
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,680
We just did number four.

990
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,440
No, let him read it.

991
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,480
No, this is my number four.

992
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:58,980
Yeah.

993
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:06,080
The COVID-19 vaccine has a 5G chip inside of it.

994
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,400
You did read it, but we didn't talk about it.

995
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,040
Yeah, we did.

996
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,960
We talked about the 5G cause of cancer.

997
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,840
He read number six, but we didn't talk about it.

998
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,920
We're all sitting around the table and no one gets paid attention.

999
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,840
My ADHD is hitting right now.

1000
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,240
Jackson's playing chess.

1001
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,760
I was not playing chess.

1002
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,120
No, he's on the good old barrel.

1003
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,520
Barack Obama.

1004
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,800
Barack Obama.

1005
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,440
All right.

1006
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,800
Barack Obama.

1007
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,680
So how do you get a-

1008
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,960
Wait, did we talk about it?

1009
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,920
Yeah, I read it.

1010
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,160
Oh, nice.

1011
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,080
All right.

1012
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:51,440
Basically, for all of you, like Josiah, who weren't listening,

1013
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:56,720
they said that there was a micro 5G chip.

1014
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,480
They said it was a micro 5G chip in the-

1015
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:01,440
It's a Jeep.

1016
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,200
They put my car in the COVID-19 vaccine.

1017
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,000
My car's gone.

1018
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:15,600
They put a micro 5G chip in the COVID-19 vaccine and they showed photos,

1019
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,040
but it turned out to just be electric guitar pedal circuit.

1020
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,720
So it's the bar.

1021
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,520
Are we reading that again?

1022
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,640
Yeah, some people didn't like this.

1023
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,200
The book.

1024
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:23,920
The book.

1025
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:25,520
The book.

1026
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,840
Oh, wait, we did already read that.

1027
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,480
I remember that.

1028
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,760
That's all we have time for today.

1029
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,320
Yeah, that's all we have time for today.

1030
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,480
All right.

1031
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,840
We thank you guys so much for staying with us through the whole episode,

1032
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,160
through all of our shenanigans.

1033
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,280
For shuffling with us through all the shenanigans that we've done today.

1034
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,440
Remember, you can always connect on Instagram.

1035
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,160
Please go follow the Instagram and answer the question.

1036
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,440
It will be posted on the story later today, hopefully.

1037
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:55,920
Maybe not.

1038
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,760
So that was on me last time I posted a daily.

1039
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,000
Yeah.

1040
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,640
So hashtag Josiah is not the problem.

1041
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,040
Hashtag Dennis and AJ do all the work.

1042
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:06,720
Correct.

1043
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,160
Hashtag Josiah and Jackson are the talent.

1044
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,160
And hashtag shenanigans shuffle out.

1045
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,520
We'll see you guys in the next episode.

1046
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,960
Goodbye, Jadies.

1047
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:26,560
Adio.

