1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,880 Hey everybody, welcome back to the shenanigan shuffle, the podcast where chaos meets comedy 2 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,280 and everything in between. 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:18,120 I'm AJ and I have Josiah Jackson and Dennis at the table like always and we are back. 4 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,040 Yeah, yeah, we're back. 5 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,920 And Josiah, why don't you tell us about the episode that we got coming today? 6 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:32,440 So today's episode is first our mini segment is going to be about no other than the Super 7 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,520 Bowl matchup and Super Bowl commercials. 8 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:40,120 And then our main discussion is going to be about funny news articles we have found on 9 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,000 the internet today. 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,320 But first, of course, we have to start with AJ's icebreaker question. 11 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:52,080 Our famous icebreaker question. 12 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,080 Shenanigan shuffle famous. 13 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,080 There you go. 14 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,400 I'm sharing a shuffle. 15 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:01,520 Yeah, if a zombie apocalypse happened, what city are you going through first? 16 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,000 It's not it. 17 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 So it can't be just one city. 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,840 You might got to be what's what's going to benefit you in survival. 19 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:10,840 Okay. 20 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:15,840 First of all, not just because if it's a zombie apocalypse, I'm probably just like, I'm going 21 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:21,320 to be a pneumonia or what state or city are you going to punch his damn boney's are after 22 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,320 you. 23 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,320 Oh, I know. 24 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,320 It's the ice thing. 25 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,320 Yeah. 26 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,320 What? 27 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,320 Like just where you go? 28 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,320 A Zamboni. 29 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:30,320 Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,320 Okay. 31 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,320 It's a fun word. 32 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,320 Zamboni. 33 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,320 How do you spell it? 34 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,320 Zamboni. 35 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,320 V-A-M-B-O-N-I. 36 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,320 Yes. 37 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,320 All right. 38 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:42,320 Anyways, back to AJ's icebreaker question where I'd have to go. 39 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,040 I couldn't be anywhere in the world. 40 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,040 You said? 41 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,040 Oh, anywhere in the world. 42 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,040 Okay. 43 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,040 I would have to go. 44 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,040 Medicine. 45 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,160 No, I wouldn't go there. 46 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,600 I was thinking he was going to say it. 47 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,600 That's why I said. 48 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,600 I'd say probably New York City. 49 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,600 Okay. 50 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:01,080 Just because they have the subways and stuff and I can roam the subways with my guns and 51 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,080 my game. 52 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,080 You'd be a mole person. 53 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,080 An underground waller. 54 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,080 Motivates around you from both sides of the subway. 55 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,080 Then you're done. 56 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,080 No, it's called machine guns. 57 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,080 He's fighting his way out. 58 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,440 You can't fire a machine gun two ways. 59 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:14,880 Yeah, you can if you have two machine guns. 60 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:15,880 Wow. 61 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,240 You're blowing my mind. 62 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,360 It's called thinking ahead, Jackson. 63 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,360 Yeah. 64 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,560 I don't know who's not going to die in a zombie apocalypse. 65 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,560 Yeah, because I'm like two. 66 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,560 Two. 67 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:25,560 Two. 68 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,560 Machine guns. 69 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,560 There's a. 70 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,560 And a rock and roll machine. 71 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,560 I am legend. 72 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,560 Yeah. 73 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,560 Is that where you got that? 74 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,560 I don't know. 75 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,880 That's where Will Smith is in New York City and he's like the only survivor of a zombie 76 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:35,880 apocalypse. 77 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,680 Yeah, I've never watched a zombie movie. 78 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,680 It's a good movie. 79 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,960 I've only really seen like the only real zombie movie I've actually seen is like Maze Runner. 80 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:43,960 When like. 81 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:44,960 Oh yeah, okay. 82 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,960 I mean. 83 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:46,960 Well, the scorched trials. 84 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,960 They're basically not. 85 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,960 Not the first one, but the rest. 86 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,960 Not gonna happen. 87 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:50,960 But anyway. 88 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:51,960 Yes. 89 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:52,960 Anyone else got an answer? 90 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:53,960 I do. 91 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,320 Yeah, let's go. 92 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:59,760 So I'd probably go to Houston, Texas. 93 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,760 Okay. 94 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:05,320 For no other reason than I looked it up and it told me to do that. 95 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:09,480 Because apparently Houston, Texas, it's the best city to describe. 96 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:17,600 You'd have a 66% survival rate because it's the basis on the off of the proximity to military 97 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:24,560 bases, gun stores, supermarkets, helipads, bodies of water, and the amount of basements. 98 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:25,560 Well, I just like. 99 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,560 Good for survival. 100 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,440 I still don't know if you can gauge a percentage. 101 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:36,280 Well, you can't, but Chicago's actually ninth best city to survive in with 49%. 102 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,640 Detroit is one of the lowest at 23. 103 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,640 Yikes. 104 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:40,640 Well, you won't. 105 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,880 It's hard to survive if you live there anyway. 106 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,040 You probably won't even die from a zombie apocalypse. 107 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,040 The crime rate joke anyway. 108 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:51,720 You'll just die from all the gangs trying to survive the zombie apocalypse. 109 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:52,720 Jackson? 110 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:57,760 I'd say I'd probably go to maybe to like DC. 111 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:58,760 Okay. 112 00:03:58,760 --> 00:03:59,760 Yeah. 113 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,880 I think that's got to live in the Oval Office. 114 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:02,880 Yeah. 115 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:03,880 That'd be the place they'd want to attack. 116 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:04,880 Wouldn't it? 117 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:05,880 But yeah. 118 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:06,880 Zombies aren't that hard. 119 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,520 I was going to say, I don't know if zombies are smart, but. 120 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,880 They literally eat brains. 121 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,880 Right? 122 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:14,880 Frankenstein a zombie? 123 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:15,880 No, he was like. 124 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:16,880 No. 125 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:17,880 Yeah. 126 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,880 Yeah. 127 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:19,880 I'd say he's a creation. 128 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,560 Cause he wasn't a zombie cause he's a bunch of different body parts put together. 129 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,560 Yeah. 130 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,560 Yeah. 131 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,560 Maybe he'd be proud of us. 132 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,560 He actually would. 133 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,560 Maybe he'd listen to us. 134 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,560 I doubt it. 135 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,560 I'm going to go to Hawaii. 136 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,560 Why is that? 137 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,560 That's what I was just thinking. 138 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,560 No, I said. 139 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,560 I'm going to go to the big island of Hawaii cause. 140 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,560 Honolulu. 141 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,560 You're isolated. 142 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:37,560 Exactly. 143 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,560 Honolulu is on Oahu. 144 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,560 I go to the big island. 145 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,560 AJ's been there a lot. 146 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,560 He knows what he's talking about. 147 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,560 I've been there one time. 148 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,560 AJ's trying to. 149 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,560 AJ's trying to. 150 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,560 AJ's trying to. 151 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,560 AJ's trying to. 152 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,560 I've been to Maui. 153 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:48,560 Yeah. 154 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,560 I like Maui. 155 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,560 It's cool. 156 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,560 I want to go there. 157 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,560 AJ's been there a lot. 158 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,560 Not that much. 159 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 I'd rather go somewhere else first, but I'll go there. 160 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,560 Maui's cool. 161 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,560 AJ's. 162 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:57,560 I'd like to go to the other islands. 163 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,560 All right. 164 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,560 Should we move into our. 165 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,560 Super Bowl. 166 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,560 Have you been to Kalu Kona? 167 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,560 What? 168 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,560 Have you been to Kalu Kona? 169 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,560 I don't think. 170 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,560 From the big island. 171 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:06,560 I haven't been to the big island. 172 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,800 Have you been to Hawaii Volcanoes National Park? 173 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:09,800 I haven't been to the big island. 174 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:10,800 Aw, I'm sorry. 175 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,800 I've been to Maui. 176 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,800 I want to see a volcano. 177 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,800 That'd be cool. 178 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,800 I hiked into one. 179 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,800 Into what? 180 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,800 That was pretty cool. 181 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,800 It's dormant, but. 182 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,800 Oh. 183 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,800 Not extinct. 184 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,800 I want to hike into an active volcano. 185 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,800 Well, it's not extinct. 186 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,800 It's just dormant. 187 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,800 It could be active. 188 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,800 It's extinct. 189 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,800 It's not extinct. 190 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:28,800 It's really still there. 191 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,800 Don't lie. 192 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,800 It's not extinct. 193 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,800 Dormant. 194 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:32,800 Dormant is the correct word. 195 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,200 It could have blown up at any time. 196 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Think about that, AJ. 197 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,200 You could have died. 198 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,200 I know. 199 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,200 I was in there. 200 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,200 It could have lavaed me. 201 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,200 We may have not met. 202 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,800 If that dormant volcano decided to be active. 203 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800 Dormant. 204 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,800 Dormant volcano. 205 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,800 Dormant. 206 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,800 Well, luckily. 207 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,800 Luckily, he decided to stay a dormant. 208 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,800 He didn't become a dormant. 209 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,800 Or one of the hand knockers. 210 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:57,800 All right. 211 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:58,800 Okay. 212 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,800 So anyway. 213 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,800 Yeah. 214 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,800 Shall we move on to our Super Bowl matchup? 215 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,800 Yeah. 216 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaking of dormant. 217 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,800 Just kidding. 218 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,800 Yeah. 219 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaking of dormant, let's talk about Super Bowl commercials in Super Bowl. 220 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,800 So what are we talking about? 221 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,800 Super Bowl commercials or the Super Bowl? 222 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,800 The Super Bowl in general. 223 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,800 Super Bowl this year is Chiefs and 49ers. 224 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,800 Yeah. 225 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:20,800 What are your takes on those guys? 226 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,800 I don't care and I don't want to watch it, really. 227 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,800 Honestly, Sam, I can't stand the Chiefs and I was cheering for the Lions. 228 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,800 So I just don't even. 229 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,800 See, here's the thing. 230 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,800 I want like it'd be like. 231 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,800 So as a Packer fan, the 49ers beat the Packers. 232 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,800 So if we lose to the Super Bowl champs, that's like kind of a good thing. 233 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,800 And I'd be happy for Brock Purdy. 234 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,800 Yeah. 235 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:39,800 I'd be happy for Purdy. 236 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,800 I don't want the 49ers to win it because they always beat the Packers and they just like 237 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:44,800 aren't that good of a team. 238 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,800 I think they're pretty good if they're making. 239 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,800 Brock Purdy is terrible. 240 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:48,800 They're good in the second half. 241 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:49,800 Brock Purdy's pretty good. 242 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:50,800 Brock Purdy's bad. 243 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,800 No. 244 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:52,800 And. 245 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,800 And. 246 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,800 Brock Purdy has the best. 247 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,800 Like he has the most weapons you could ask for in a quarterback. 248 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,800 And everyone's talking about, oh, Brock Purdy's so good. 249 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,800 Brock Purdy. 250 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,800 Brock Purdy. 251 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,800 Right. 252 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,800 He has Devo Samuel, Brandon Iu, Christian McCaffrey, Elijah Mitchell. 253 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,800 He's literally like the top in their position. 254 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,800 Every single. 255 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,800 Anyways, yeah. 256 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,800 So I don't want the 49ers to win, but I'm tired of the Chiefs being in the Super Bowl. 257 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,800 I would have liked the Ravens Lions. 258 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:15,800 That would have been a good thing. 259 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,800 Yeah, that would have been a much better Super Bowl. 260 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,800 Well, you know what Brock Purdy's good at though? 261 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,800 Throwing a screen pass is that's about it. 262 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,800 But I don't know. 263 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:30,800 I just, yeah, I'm not a huge fan of both teams that are in the Super Bowl this year. 264 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,800 The Chiefs definitely annoyed. 265 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:33,800 Yeah. 266 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,800 49ers don't care. 267 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,800 It's like don't care about 49ers. 268 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,800 Don't care. 269 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,800 I'm just. 270 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,800 I'm just curious. 271 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,800 I just can't stand the Chiefs. 272 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,800 America's game. 273 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,800 I almost can't stand the Chiefs more because they're so like. 274 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,800 Is it Taylor Swift? 275 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:45,800 Well, yeah. 276 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:46,800 That's pretty much the main reason. 277 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,800 No, not actually. 278 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,800 I've been always saying the Chiefs. 279 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,800 The Super Bowl relies on one man. 280 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,800 I didn't really like the Chiefs so far. 281 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,800 It was Taylor Swift. 282 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,800 Like we just, I just like, I never want to see the rival win, you know? 283 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,800 Sucks. 284 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,800 Who's the rival? 285 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,800 The Chiefs. 286 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,800 Then you have to like win games for it to be a rivalry. 287 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,800 We did. 288 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,800 We were good. 289 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Who's we? 290 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,800 He's a Broncos. 291 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:07,800 Broncos. 292 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:08,800 It's like the Pack is in the Bears. 293 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:09,800 Like it's not much of a rivalry anymore. 294 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,800 Exactly. 295 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,800 What, five years in a row without a win for the Bears? 296 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,800 Yep. 297 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,800 Well, we beat the Chiefs this year. 298 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,800 Anyways. 299 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,800 Anyways, let's get. 300 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,800 Well, we beat the Lions this year. 301 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:17,800 We're getting off topic. 302 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,800 We beat the Lions too. 303 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,800 Okay, that's. 304 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,800 We beat the Lions. 305 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,800 How did you beat them by 20 plus? 306 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,800 Yes, in the Thanksgiving game. 307 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,800 Yeah, in Thanksgiving we blew them out. 308 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,800 Yeah, they did. 309 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:25,800 I can't. 310 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:26,800 Well, okay. 311 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:27,800 That's it. 312 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,800 Okay. 313 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,800 You know what? 314 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,800 Ooh. 315 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:37,800 We also beat the Chiefs. 316 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,080 Anyways, we're back to it. 317 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,080 So all right. 318 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,680 We've had some pretty good commercials and have a ton of shit. 319 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:44,680 Talk about the commercials. 320 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:45,680 Why do you have. 321 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,680 Why do you have. 322 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,680 Why do you have all the commercials? 323 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,680 Well, there's really nothing more interesting. 324 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:49,680 Well, I get on it. 325 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:50,680 Real quick. 326 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,680 No, we're not talking about the commercials yet. 327 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:52,680 I want your prediction. 328 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:56,080 We talked about just real quick, all I want is a prediction of who's going to win. 329 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,080 All right. 330 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,080 You ready for mine? 331 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,080 Twenty at 14, Chiefs. 332 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,920 Unfortunately, I do think the Chiefs win it. 333 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:06,640 Well, because they just get handed the games by the refs. 334 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,600 I like, yeah, good take Jackson. 335 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,600 We're about to see some real. 336 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,680 We're going to see some real injustice in action here. 337 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,240 The sad part is it's true though. 338 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,240 I know. 339 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,240 Yeah, it is. 340 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,240 So did the 49ers though. 341 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,240 So did the 49ers. 342 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,240 Because when the Packers played them, they could get every column. 343 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,240 That's very true too. 344 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,040 They had to waste the challenge on fourth down and we also didn't get it. 345 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,640 And there were so many things that got messed up, like the delay of game that got them. 346 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:27,640 Anyways. 347 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,640 Yeah, I mean. 348 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,600 I do think the Chiefs though. 349 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,240 Okay, Jackson, who's winning the Super Bowl? 350 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,520 I'm going to say what I want is 49ers, what I'm afraid of. 351 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,960 Chiefs, so I'm going to say Chiefs probably going to pull over. 352 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,120 Scriptwriters did not cook this year. 353 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,680 Scriptwriters never cook because scripting. 354 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,680 I mean, I'm not mad with their Jordan Love performance this year. 355 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,680 Oh yeah, I guess. 356 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:48,680 I mean. 357 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:53,040 I'm just excited to see Russell Wilson back in that Seahawks jersey next year. 358 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,720 This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl. 359 00:09:55,720 --> 00:10:00,320 I can go back to Seahawks, the Bears are signing like half of the Seahawks staff like over 360 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,320 there. 361 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,240 Well yeah, once you're in on coach you want everyone else. 362 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,640 I am going Chiefs. 363 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,120 35. 364 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,800 No, no. 365 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:15,680 Okay, Chiefs. 366 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:19,000 34. 367 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 And 49ers. 368 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:27,800 Okay, wow. 369 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:34,920 I'm going to go 49ers, 24 Chiefs, 17. 370 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:39,080 I don't even want to say the Chiefs are going to win. 371 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:43,640 I hate the Chiefs so much. 372 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,440 Alright. 373 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,800 Okie doke. 374 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:53,680 So are we going to move on? 375 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,920 Do we move on AJRU? 376 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,920 How are we feeling? 377 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:01,400 I mean, we just all are kind of disappointed I think about this year's Super Bowl performance. 378 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,480 Yeah, it should have been the Packers. 379 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,560 You know what I want to win? 380 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:09,400 I want Usher to win. 381 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,400 You know what's going to happen? 382 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:16,840 They're going to get in the locker room and there's going to be an Astro, Astroid? 383 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:21,200 A meteor, a meter, a meter, whatever it's called. 384 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,040 A parking meter is going to come and ruin us. 385 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,680 It's going to fall from the sky. 386 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,040 And both the teams are going to be stuck in the locker rooms. 387 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,360 And out comes Jordan Love and the Texans. 388 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,440 And they're going to play each other and Jordan Love is going to throw for a thousand yards 389 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,520 and we're going to win the Super Bowl. 390 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,520 Wow. 391 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,520 Oh, okay. 392 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,520 Okay. 393 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,920 Hot take, but I think it's doable this year. 394 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:55,040 I do think it's doable too with all the universe and stuff, with the solar flares. 395 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,800 The solar flares are going to push an Astroid down onto Las Vegas. 396 00:11:58,800 --> 00:11:59,800 Boom. 397 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:05,400 And then, yeah, I don't know. 398 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:10,080 But how do you feel about Usher performing this year? 399 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,800 I have to be honest, I don't know a single Usher song. 400 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,800 Yeah. 401 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,800 I feel like I might know more than one. 402 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:18,800 Yeah. 403 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:19,800 Yeah. 404 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,800 Yeah. 405 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,800 Yeah. 406 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,800 Yeah. 407 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,200 I think it should be Luke Combs, but that's just my opinion. 408 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,160 Has there, when was the last time a country singer has been? 409 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,480 Chris Stapleton sang the National Anthem last year. 410 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,360 Yeah, but I'm saying like a performer. 411 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,840 Probably never, I mean, Taylor Swift did it. 412 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:36,840 Taylor Swift did it. 413 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,560 I think they just did, no, Taylor Swift never sang the Super Bowl before. 414 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,560 I guess she. 415 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,200 No, she's never seen the Super Bowl. 416 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,200 You sure? 417 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,200 100%. 418 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,360 I guarantee she's going to be Super Bowl next year. 419 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,360 Oh, probably. 420 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,360 Well, she can still perform. 421 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,240 And you can still see the announcers being like, if the Chiefs win, NFL promised Taylor 422 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,280 Swift that she could do the Super Bowl next year. 423 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:57,920 No, I guarantee she's going to come out for a surprise part with Usher. 424 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:02,000 She's going to come out in her little box and just like, yeah. 425 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Yeah. 426 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 I'm going to be featured. 427 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 I'm going to be the guy of the Chief. 428 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Yeah, I see that. 429 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Yeah, that might happen. 430 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,920 That's why they're one of the Chiefs to make it all the way. 431 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:10,920 Yeah, exactly. 432 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,120 So they could do a surprise feature with Taylor Swift. 433 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,120 Surprise feature. 434 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:18,480 And then they could get her for half the cost as they would for a whole performance. 435 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,480 They can take off the transportation fee because they're going to be there to see Travis. 436 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,400 Except, you know, she's in like another Japan like the night before. 437 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:31,440 Yeah, I was going to say, doesn't she like, you know, she's going to book it over. 438 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,800 You know she's going to be there. 439 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,160 The guy and the Chiefs. 440 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,800 I watched this video Conspiracy Theory, right? 441 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,520 It's a 13 hour flight from where Taylor Swift will be to the Super Bowl. 442 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,520 Her song 13. 443 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,520 Wait, what? 444 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,520 Wow, that's crazy. 445 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,520 Anyways, we're going to move on now. 446 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,520 You're really making me think without a doubt. 447 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,520 I feel like process. 448 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,520 I think we're all thinking of the Super Bowl. 449 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:55,520 I think we're all thinking of the Super Bowl. 450 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:59,000 We're going to talk about news article. 451 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,020 I'm excited for this one. 452 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:05,280 So like, are we talking like any news articles? 453 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,840 You just have an interesting article. 454 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,840 You bring it up. 455 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:12,680 So, oh, so just any article on there that we have found that we can share with everyone. 456 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,960 So is it an article you bring it up? 457 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,440 Oh, so it's not like supposed to be like a weird spoof or mess up or something. 458 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:23,600 Well, it can be like any interesting article, funny one, serious one, a mess up, a serious 459 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,600 one. 460 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,800 I'll start us off with I'll give us an example. 461 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,800 Okay. 462 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:36,840 Um, so just just scroll into the news article on as Jackson would cite his sources from 463 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,640 the Jerusalem Post. 464 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,160 The title is this was published in 2019. 465 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,400 Man who robbed bank with banana gets jail sentence. 466 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,000 Nice. 467 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,520 So the guy somehow left with $1200 in cash. 468 00:14:53,520 --> 00:15:00,200 Oh, the item was concealed, but it was later revealed to be a banana. 469 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:04,040 Oh, it was confirmed that it was a whole banana. 470 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:08,040 50 year old Lawrence James Vanderel. 471 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:12,440 He walked in the local bank and he demanded the money. 472 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,960 And then he turned himself into the police when the alarm was raised. 473 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,960 Wait, what? 474 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,880 Yeah, this is quite the news. 475 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,880 Okay, interesting. 476 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,600 All right, you guys ready for my next one? 477 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,600 Yep. 478 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,600 All right. 479 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:33,480 Well, I found a you guys don't know what a tumbleweed is, right? 480 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:41,040 Like the thing that rolls a car size tumbleweed made quite a scene on a California highway. 481 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,040 That's right. 482 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,600 A car size tumbleweed. 483 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,120 Dude, that thing looks like a buffalo. 484 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:50,240 It looks actually furry like a big animal. 485 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,240 Whoa. 486 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:56,560 Yeah, and it made its way on a four lane road in California. 487 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,800 The video is posted on X. 488 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:04,320 I mean, it's probably real, but they called it the mother of all tumbleweeds. 489 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:09,000 So there's that. 490 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,640 There's also oh, AJ, this actually involves your hometown. 491 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,520 You ready for this? 492 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:21,920 In 2014, a tumbleweed explosion knocked down fences, blocked highways and trapped people 493 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,120 inside their homes in Colorado. 494 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,120 Were you involved in this tumbleweed? 495 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,120 Colorado. 496 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,560 My words are not coming out. 497 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,760 Why are there tumbleweeds in Colorado, but not in Wisconsin? 498 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:38,120 Because Colorado is like almost a desert. 499 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,120 Parts of it. 500 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,120 Yeah. 501 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,120 Wait, but there's mountains. 502 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,120 Eastern Plains. 503 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,720 Because it's separated half, it's separate. 504 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,080 Half are mountains, half are eastern plains. 505 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,520 I should put in quotation marks. 506 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,840 It's pretty much. 507 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,520 So give me the rundown of the terrain in Colorado and J.A. on a normal day. 508 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,240 I just did. 509 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,960 Half plains, half eastern plains. 510 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,840 Oh, so you have like the east side of Colorado is all plains. 511 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,840 Yeah, because it's divided. 512 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,400 They're a part of the Great Plains, which are located in the great airports. 513 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:15,120 Oh, that's funny. 514 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,320 Great Plains, you find them in the great airports. 515 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,320 I mean, hey, ScoBuffs. 516 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,320 ScoBuffs, Danny. 517 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,320 ScoBuffs with Coach Subprime. 518 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,320 Coach Subprime. 519 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,880 And Sco is not a word. 520 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:31,720 The San Antonio Spurs mascot, the coyote, the coyote captured a bat with a net and Victor 521 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:36,800 Wiminyana was very happy about it. 522 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,800 Wait, that was recent. 523 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,800 That was recent. 524 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,800 Yeah, that was recent. 525 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,800 He scared the bats before. 526 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,200 The bats flew onto the court and he caught it in a net. 527 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,160 They must have bat problems because I remember Manu Janobli. 528 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,760 I'll have you hear his name. 529 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,960 He caught a few bats in his playing career. 530 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,960 Really? 531 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,440 Yeah, you just smack it out of the air. 532 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,640 It's previously corralled two bats. 533 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,640 Yeah. 534 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:03,600 I don't know if it was scripted or not because he was like immediately out there on the court. 535 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,600 I don't think that would stop the... 536 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,160 But he's immediately out there in his bat costume. 537 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,800 So that can't... 538 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,240 That's got to be fake, right? 539 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,240 It probably is. 540 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,280 How do you train a bat? 541 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:17,560 And how could you stop a game without getting like... 542 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,960 Without something actually happening? 543 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,960 So maybe it was. 544 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,160 Maybe they just have it... 545 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:25,800 Maybe they always have the bat mascot version ready to go. 546 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,880 Bat mascot version. 547 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,880 AJ, that was yours? 548 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:31,880 Yeah. 549 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,560 Jackson, do you have one or should I go? 550 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,560 I'll go. 551 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,560 I have one. 552 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,560 Okay, I'll go. 553 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,560 Okay. 554 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,560 This one... 555 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,560 There's a... 556 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,560 So the world's first robot hotel. 557 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,560 Robot? 558 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,560 What did you say? 559 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,560 Robot. 560 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,560 Robot. 561 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,560 Robot. 562 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,560 My bad. 563 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,560 There you go. 564 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,560 The world's first robot hotel. 565 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:55,960 Fired half of its employees, also known as its robots. 566 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,880 Yeah I guess they just weren't... 567 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:04,800 Room service wasn't good or something, but it took more than half of its robotic workforce 568 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,680 back into the storage room or something I guess. 569 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,680 Yeah. 570 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,680 Nice. 571 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,680 They had 243 droids in the hotel. 572 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,360 No, that's when they were fired. 573 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,760 After they were creating more work than they were achieving. 574 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:27,320 So I wonder if that's just like every five minutes there's a droid knocking at your door 575 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,000 offering you a towel change or something. 576 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Yeah. 577 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,920 Jackson, let's hear yours. 578 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,280 Well one of the things... 579 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,960 This kind of sucks because I was trying to find it, but I couldn't actually find it. 580 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:45,600 But I do remember there was this article where this news anchor guy on TV, he like... 581 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:51,800 It was like this inspiring story about how this kid recovered from some really bad thing. 582 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:56,000 There was a video of him walking out of the hospital and everyone was clapping. 583 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:02,000 And then it goes back to the news guy and he's like, we are very sorry to find him dead. 584 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,440 And he was actually alive. 585 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,720 And then he died. 586 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,720 He just lost it. 587 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,040 He literally started laughing and he found out he was actually alive. 588 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,560 Wait, he was alive or dead? 589 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,600 The guy, the kid was alive. 590 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,520 But the news anchor said he was dead. 591 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,520 Oh guys, guys. 592 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,200 This was right after a video of showing the kid walking out of the hospital. 593 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,200 It was really funny. 594 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,960 Have you ever seen that news video where it's at a children's hospital and they bring a 595 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,960 pig in? 596 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,960 What? 597 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,640 And it's like a comfort pig, right? 598 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,360 And the news anchor is trying to read the script but they lose it because the pig's 599 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,360 name... 600 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,520 This is funny. 601 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,200 The pig's first name is Crisp. 602 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,320 No, it's Chris. 603 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,320 C-H-R-I-S. 604 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,440 Chris. 605 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,960 Its middle name is P. 606 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,480 Its last name is Bacon. 607 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,480 Crispy Bacon. 608 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,480 It's pretty good. 609 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,480 Crispy Bacon is the... 610 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,480 Oh, you guys don't think that was funny? 611 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,480 I thought it was funny. 612 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,480 You don't think it was funny. 613 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,480 I thought it was really funny. 614 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,480 I thought it was really funny. 615 00:20:54,480 --> 00:21:01,480 All right, I got the next one here. 616 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,480 Crispy Bacon. 617 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:10,120 All right, so on January 12th, it was a snowy day. 618 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,120 We had that snow storm, right? 619 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,120 In Oshkosh? 620 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,120 No, in Wisconsin. 621 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:17,640 Because this happened in Muskego, Wisconsin. 622 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,640 And Mosquito, Wisconsin. 623 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,640 Muskego. 624 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,640 Not Mosquito. 625 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,640 But a woman... 626 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,840 Sorry, I didn't get her name actually. 627 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,960 A woman gave birth in a McDonald's parking lot. 628 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,480 Why did she have to McDonald's? 629 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:36,200 She said she went and started getting out of her car and she felt something was wrong 630 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:41,960 because her water broke and she had painful contractions. 631 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:45,840 The kid was named Micah Beck. 632 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:52,720 And his nickname is Little McFlurry. 633 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:57,240 Hey, you little McFlurry. 634 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,240 That's really funny. 635 00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,240 It's embarrassing though. 636 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,240 If your parents aren't calling you that, the kids are going to be like, where did you get 637 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,240 your nickname? 638 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,680 Well, you see, I was born in the McDonald's parking lot. 639 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,080 Oh, the snow storm. 640 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,600 So they call me Little McFlurry. 641 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,360 He's going to grow up to be a famous musician one of these days. 642 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,360 Little McFlurry. 643 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,360 Little McFlurry. 644 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,000 We will always know where he came from. 645 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Moskego, Wisconsin. 646 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Moskego, Wisconsin. 647 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,880 AJ, do you have another one? 648 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,880 I do. 649 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:30,080 A US scientist has brewed up a storm by offering Britain advice on making tea. 650 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,800 Wait, read that again? 651 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:38,000 A US scientist has brewed up a storm by offering Britain advice on making tea. 652 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Brewed up a storm. 653 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Yeah. 654 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,080 I got to see. 655 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:50,280 It says, not since the Boston Tea Party has mixing tea with salt water roiled the Anglo-American 656 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,480 relationship so much. 657 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:58,660 So apparently some United States scientists made a bunch of people in England upset because 658 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,680 we told them how to make tea. 659 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,680 Wow. 660 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,680 That's good for us. 661 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,680 Good for us. 662 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680 Good for us. 663 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,680 We're taking a stand. 664 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,040 You know, I'm going to do another one. 665 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,640 So we had the man rob the bank with a banana. 666 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,640 He didn't really get away. 667 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,120 He turned himself in. 668 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:18,440 But we did have a man rob a bank with an avocado. 669 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,080 Like as a projectile weapon? 670 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:25,000 Well he actually robbed two banks in Israel. 671 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 What? 672 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,880 Armed with an avocado. 673 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,920 He told, he let everyone know that it was a grenade. 674 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:40,000 So he robbed two banks and he got away with it and he stole more than $4,000 in cash from 675 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,720 his avocado grenade. 676 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,920 I guess if you squeeze it hard enough it could get like messy. 677 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:50,160 I know you're allergic to avocados so I'm going to... 678 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,160 Yeah. 679 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,360 I wonder what would be more scary for someone with like a peanut allergy, holding them at 680 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,360 gunpoint or holding a bag of peanuts to their face. 681 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:01,320 It's like thinking about it, if you shoot them with a gun they can like survive. 682 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,880 Like you shoot them in the leg or something, right? 683 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:03,880 You shoot them with a... 684 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:04,880 It's like a grenade. 685 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:05,880 If they touch... 686 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,880 You rub a peanut across their cheek and they're just done for. 687 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,080 They're at their throat, like swells up, they're dead. 688 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,080 Yeah. 689 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,080 You ever thought about that? 690 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,080 What's more dangerous, a peanut or a gun? 691 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,080 Very uplifting. 692 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,080 You know, I'd say probably a peanut gun. 693 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,080 Peanut gun, what? 694 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,280 We didn't even think about that. 695 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,640 Guys these news lines are pretty intense here. 696 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:35,640 It says, Iowa charges God with hate crime for casting Satan into the lake of fire. 697 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,640 What? 698 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,320 That's pretty rough. 699 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:44,520 There's also this one, Mike Lindell arrives in Texas to build a MyPillow border wall. 700 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,520 That's fake. 701 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,520 Yeah, that's one of the Babylonians. 702 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,520 That's pretty funny. 703 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,520 Oh. 704 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,520 A MyPillow wall. 705 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,520 Just imagine it's a MyPillow border wall. 706 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,520 Oh, that's funny. 707 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,520 Oh, I could resist, that was really funny. 708 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,240 Well they could just take the pillow. 709 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:03,920 Alright well, so this, I think most of my are actually from Wisconsin. 710 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,920 So this one's in Ashland, Wisconsin. 711 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,920 Yay. 712 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,880 A World of War 2 era grenade was found at a Goodwill. 713 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:13,880 Oh yeah. 714 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,880 Among donated items. 715 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,320 A Goodwill thing. 716 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:23,520 So once Goodwill saw this, they of course immediately called 911 and everyone was evacuated 717 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,040 of the store. 718 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:31,800 The grenade was placed outside the building and bomb squad did detect that the bomb was 719 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,800 Doormat. 720 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,800 So. 721 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,800 We're back in Doormat! 722 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,800 I can't say it. 723 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,800 Doormat. 724 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,800 Episode 7, Doormat. 725 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,200 I mean, Josiah and the Doormat. 726 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,000 You know, speaking of Doormat, since we're back to our roots. 727 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,400 I think that's a great spot to end episode 8 of The Change. 728 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,400 I got one more AJ. 729 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,360 Fine, you can do your one more. 730 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,360 Please, thank you. 731 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,360 Alright, you ready for this? 732 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,360 You're not gonna lose AJ. 733 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,360 You're not gonna lose this. 734 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,360 I think he's gonna believe it. 735 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,360 In Wisconsin as well. 736 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,360 This one's in Monona, Wisconsin. 737 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,160 Ah, let me see that. 738 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,600 You didn't say that right. 739 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,600 In Monona. 740 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,600 Monona. 741 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,120 It's definitely Monona. 742 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:16,000 A couple sets record time in Wisconsin wife carrying championship. 743 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,440 Wife carrying championship. 744 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:22,080 They set a world record. 745 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:26,080 Oh my gosh, this dude carried her for 278 yards. 746 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,000 There's only two football fields. 747 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Three football fields. 748 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Do you want to just, almost take her. 749 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 But here's the thing, get yourself a really light wife. 750 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:41,600 And you could win that competition. 751 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,040 Like how do you carry, can you do a piggyback? 752 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,040 You can carry her however. 753 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,040 Like they usually have like the legs. 754 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,040 Fireman carry? 755 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,040 Yeah, in the front. 756 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,040 Put her on my shoulder, yeah. 757 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,040 And then they just ran. 758 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,040 And they had obstacles. 759 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,040 Oh, is it the time? 760 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,040 It's time. 761 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,040 Oh, it's time. 762 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,040 And they had obstacles too. 763 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:59,200 So they had run through tires, they had like the ladder. 764 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,200 They had like a bunch of things. 765 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,760 So this man's doing the NFL combine with a lady on his back. 766 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,760 Crazy. 767 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,760 Crazy. 768 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,440 And also, oh are we done? 769 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,160 We can take one more. 770 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,160 Sure. 771 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,320 Well this is just more of like an actual news thing. 772 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:19,040 But Elon Musk like tested his Neuralink in an actual human. 773 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,480 Did it work? 774 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:24,320 And yeah, he said they could move things on devices with their money. 775 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,320 That's crazy. 776 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,520 Okay, so for anyone who doesn't know, I don't really know. 777 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,880 I don't know what from what I've heard is Neuralink. 778 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,960 So it's a chip that, where does it get placed? 779 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,960 In your head. 780 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:33,960 In your brain. 781 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,200 Like they connect it to your brain and whatever somehow. 782 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:42,280 And it's like, it's made with compatible devices, like probably that Tesla makes sure ever. 783 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,960 But like you can send signals. 784 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,960 Like if you think that you want the TV on, the TV is going to turn on. 785 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:48,960 Yeah. 786 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,960 It's crazy. 787 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,960 It's so legit. 788 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,800 So like, so like what if you're in the middle of your movie and you're like, you're just 789 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,080 randomly thinking, you're like, wouldn't it be really funny if the TV just turned off 790 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,080 and the TV just turns on? 791 00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,400 I think it's turning right back on. 792 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,400 I mean I guess. 793 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:05,600 We asked him, we asked Mr. Davis about this last year and it's not just like wild, like 794 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,960 cause you can be thinking like, oh wonder what happened if that electric car would crash 795 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,600 and it's not going to send a signal to the electric car and crash. 796 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,600 No. 797 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:18,320 It's like it has to be like a thought that you're like actively like trying to do. 798 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,320 Like yeah you have to really focus. 799 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,360 It's the difference between like voluntary and involuntary. 800 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:25,200 Cause like you can think to breathe, but if like you don't, if you're not thinking about 801 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,000 breathing, you're not just going to stop breathing. 802 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Yeah. 803 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Okay. 804 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000 I see. 805 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Gotcha. 806 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Okay. 807 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 But I thought that was pretty crazy. 808 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 They actually tested it on like an actual. 809 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,960 I wonder how long before they've been testing on monkeys. 810 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,960 I think there's some. 811 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:43,200 I wonder how long till that becomes a thing or if it does become a thing. 812 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,400 I don't think I'll ever put one of those. 813 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,400 I'm not. 814 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,240 I'm not sure about when you're like, don't have a choice. 815 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,200 There will be a choice. 816 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,920 Then I will take the firing spot. 817 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,920 Right. 818 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,920 Jackson versus the world. 819 00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:00,680 How long if you can control other things, what says that someone can't hack into your 820 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,680 brain and control your thoughts? 821 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,080 That's what I'm exactly thinking. 822 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,800 There's gotta be some twist to this. 823 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,280 Guys, this is going to be a whole topic. 824 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,040 Come back next week for our topic about neural. 825 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,520 We'll talk about a neural next episode. 826 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,880 No, we probably won't. 827 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,880 But that's interesting. 828 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,400 Like your computer gets hacked. 829 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,560 Your phone get hacked. 830 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,560 What if you get hacked? 831 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,320 You know, if you get a virus, what happens? 832 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,240 Hello, we are from narrowling tech support. 833 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,520 We are here to help your brain. 834 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,080 Neural and tech support. 835 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,080 Okay. 836 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,040 AJ, do you want to send us off? 837 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,640 Yes, we have nothing else left to say. 838 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,640 No, we're we're done. 839 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,640 We're done. 840 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,640 Yeah. 841 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,640 All right. 842 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,640 Oh, there you go. 843 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,440 As always, we'll probably post something on Instagram. 844 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:48,080 You guys can always connect via social media like Instagram. 845 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,080 Only Instagram. 846 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,080 Never mind. 847 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,360 And well, you can follow us on FII and microchips or whatever. 848 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,280 We are having a TikTok come out. 849 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,480 AJ will be uploading the first dancing video. 850 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:05,440 For each like AJ will do 10 push ups and a new TikTok game. 851 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,440 For each like? 852 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,440 No way. 853 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,440 Dude is going to be strutting. 854 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:13,400 No, for each follower AJ is going to do 10 push ups and he's going to learn a new TikTok 855 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400 dance. 856 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,400 I love it. 857 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,400 I love it. 858 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,400 Okay. 859 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,400 All right. 860 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:25,960 Well, with that, we'll see you all in the next episode. 861 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,600 Thank you for listening to the Shania Shovel. 862 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,600 Bye bye. 863 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:43,600 Bye bye.